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he was good great job guys hey thanks man thanks for tuning in on YouTube.
Blake Sod Poodled up today he's got his minor league baseball game on. Yeah Michael brought us
some gifts to the DZGSE. The dude drove from Amarillo. Yeah. Brought us some sick stuff. The guy from the Sod
Poodles? Mm-hmm. Oh okay. I don't know if I ran into him. You wanna give us your tale of woe?
Why, sir, are you late also?
We're up and flying, are you upset
that we're actually going and we're able to get out of the air?
Honestly, we rushed the guest
because I wanted to prove we could do it.
I'm very proud of you guys, yeah.
Dude, Clayton was back there like Kenny Gant doing the shark.
Oh yeah, Clayton's realizing that you Kenny Gant doing the shark. Oh yeah.
Clayton's like realizing that you've been lying to him
all these years.
Yeah, doesn't need me.
None of you guys need me.
So as detailed on the show, I take the Dart train up here
and up until today it's been great.
The first train was, I don't know,
like 10 or 15 minutes late,
which has only happened like once or twice before,
but typically a missed train is a missed train,
you're just 10 minutes late.
But at every stop, we would have to stop
for about 10 minutes and there would just be
the delay jingle, hey, so sorry, we'll be back with you,
try to get you back on track as soon as we can.
And the only thing circulating in my mind was,
I wonder if this has anything to do with the house bill
that was trying to cut Darts funding.
Oh, damn son, you got tax-ledged?
Because, not that I was worried,
but I did keep up with it,
because some Plano rep wanted to cut Darts funding
by I think 25%.
It was probably Jeff Leach, our helmet-wearing congressman.
That doesn't sound familiar.
But anyway, it got through the House,
shot down by the Senate, I don't know.
But that's all I thought about,
is what if Dart is trying to say,
no, we need 100% of our funding,
and what if our trains are not on time,
all the time, anymore?
So I got to about, so I got on the train to about 10.20,
and by 11.15, when I wasn't at SMU Mockingbird yet, I figured that's probably a problem
and so I called an Uber, got out of the train,
got here as soon as I could.
Oh wow.
Dang.
No, I would still be on the train,
probably at City Place or just getting into downtown.
Now I did see that Dart put out something
that they're having power line issues, generic.
But.
That's the grid.
Matt, Shayheen?
Yeah.
Okay.
Something's up here.
Okay.
Sorry, I'll pay my fine.
We immediately were suspect of Angelo.
Yeah. Put himself in a Angelo. Yeah.
Put himself in a tough spot.
Yeah, we've been going through it.
We're gonna be blaming him for a lot.
We're trying to figure out our process right now.
Is there more updates since Tuesday?
He got really mad at me yesterday
because the money wasn't on the card,
even though he'd spent it all.
And so I was like, okay, look,
I know you're having a hard day, here's 25 more, I'm a sucker.
Don't.
Don't you tell us to don't.
You gotta block his number.
I know, I'm close, I'm close, but I'm trying to be forgiving
of this gentleman who's going through a hard time
and I'm not judging him anymore for what he's spending,
but give him 25 more, he spent it immediately,
I told him, look dude.
On what?
Water burger.
Ha ha ha. For those who don't know,
I imagine most people know,
but Blake befriended a homeless man on the dart.
Yeah, we don't.
Gave him a Venmo gift card
and now the guy's kind of not happy
with how much money you're putting on it basically.
And so this morning,
he sent me a text really early this morning that said,
hey, I'm sorry, I had a rough day yesterday.
I was like, we're all cool man.
You guys got made up a little bit.
Yeah, I mean, yes.
I can't treat this person like a normal sane person
so I have to have a lot of leeway with him.
His emotions probably run high.
Raising a small little boy probably has helped you here.
Is there the most illogical thing ever?
It's kids, right?
I think the boy is way ahead of the kids.
It definitely helps, yeah,
but the boy can't break into his house
in the middle of the night like a grown man can.
Right.
So I said, it's all good, you know,
I know you have hard days, but just keep in mind,
there's one dollar in your account,
because that's a part of it.
He doesn't know how much is on the account.
So I said, you have a dollar and I'll be damned.
He figured it out.
He spent it.
He went to water burger again and had transactions declined for 10 and $6
after I explicitly told him, you just have $1 on the car.
Maybe there was a mistake.
No, it was lying to me.
Maybe the guy, my lifeline is misleading me here.
Also, how did his,
I don't mean to like make fun here,
but like what's a bad day?
I go, how much different was it?
Well, you gotta feel bad.
I know, like so the other.
Is every day you would think is kinda bad.
Yeah.
Probably getting beat up or not getting a meal
or it's probably pretty bad.
It's not like our bad day.
I have my card declined at Whataburger.
Or I sat in traffic for 10 minutes.
It's probably worse than what I am going through,
which is why I have sympathy for the man.
I don't think you need to assume
he's just getting the piss kicked out of him every day.
Well, no.
That's why he needs to be able
to get the barbacoa with queso.
No, but that's just, that's.
That's what you would do to him if you.
You're projecting.
Yeah.
I'm gonna give him taste of what he deserves.
No.
I just took him at his word that he had a bad day.
Well anyways.
Like is he,
let's rank the homeless guys in their situations in DFW.
Like he's top 10% for sure. Like he ran into a guy who gave him a gift card and he's now... He's in a new
tax bracket. He's gotten hundreds of dollars on that gift card in just the
last few weeks, right? Yes. Like just imagine that. He can't believe like
he's... I'll bet you a ton of people would, that's what you have to tell him is like,
dude, even though you're having a bad day,
look around you, how many people would trade places
with you?
But you can't communicate that to him.
He can't understand that or rationalize.
Which is something we do in our own lives.
You know, ah, this sucks, but.
Just the relative.
That's what you're doing with him.
You're saying, whatever, sitting in traffic sucks, but.
But Dan, I know what Blake is saying,
and I, again, not to, I.
The guy's probably a guy who's like treatment eligible,
maybe, of some sort, and I'm just telling you,
like, I don't think you're having,
you mean, you had Eddie on the other day.
I mean, you say treatment,
he's not going to specs or whatever, you know? He's not, day. I mean, you say treatment, he's not going to specs
or whatever, you know?
He's not, he could spend that money there, couldn't he?
Mm-hmm.
He's buying food.
He's not just going to the locker.
I'm not saying that they're all drunks.
I am saying that this guy, you're trying to do
like logic reason with him that's not going to happen.
There's also the chance that he is smart
and is not buying booze with that card
because he doesn't want to get it cut off.
He never considered that him merely kind of
going a little bit top shelf on fast food
that he would then have 20,000 people
judging his every single decision.
He just thought, well, I'm getting food, lay off me.
And now we're just all.
Water burger is a nice option though.
Water burger is,
because before it was like pork cheese versus,
you know, you could have had a Taco Bell deal for,
you hadn't been to water burger in a minute dude.
I'm a big water burger fan, water burger is not like a,
there is no cheap cheap meals out there anymore
unless you go buy,
Yeah but you're gonna get a nice size burger
and all that.
You will.
Like I've always thought sometimes the.
That's true.
He loves their hot apple pies.
And again, that is a luxury.
A little healthy?
No, it's not.
Apple, or an apple.
No, it's not.
It's an apple.
No, he needs to be just carbs and protein.
He needs to be eating bean burritos.
Add not, like just go, keep going,
he could live off of them.
But.
Yes, how many bean burritos could he buy
for the same amount that he's buying one burger?
Seven, eight?
Yeah, I mean enough to where you'd be full
for quite some time.
And you know how really smart people listen to the show?
Yeah.
Like I've been sent economic case studies on this.
Oh, I know, yeah, we're getting into like, yeah. Which is kind of've been sent economic case studies on this. It's amazing.
Oh, I know, yeah, we're getting into like, yeah.
Which is kinda retooled how I'm viewing this.
Like I'm just trying to respect like,
okay dude, you want some taquitos, go ahead.
It's yours, it's your money.
Now it's not what I would do,
but we obviously have different backgrounds
which feed into that.
But I don't know, it's his money.
Whatever.
What if we saw he went and got like a bucket of balls
at the rain?
Like would that be?
He's a top golf.
Yeah.
Hitting in the cages.
He's seen movies.
Just crushing 75 mile an hour fast speed.
You know what a movie,
that might be a thing I would think he'd spend money on.
Air conditioning?
Yeah, air conditioning.
Well, the last few days,
but it's quite pleasant here in D.C.
Ron the ball guy just went straight to the spread offense
and I think he's having some troubles.
Yeah, and that's.
We gotta modernize.
That's, you know, that's why they had to do away,
I think, with the unlimited movie pass.
Because, like, homeless people are,
what I get, like, people would just stay in there all day.
Like, in the summer.
Don't blame him.
It was cheap daycare, Jake.
My mom didn't have a lot of options.
There you go.
Well, Blake's here.
We're glad that you're back, Blake.
Because for all the, you know, hurting our arms,
patting ourselves on the back
for actually getting up and flying,
not sure what would happen if he wasn't here
like at the end of the show. Everybody wants their, there's people we could call.
Henry, time to figure it out.
Their podcast, all that kind of stuff.
Yeah, Henry was so glad you were gone.
I know.
I was gonna take over the show.
All right, let's.
Before we do some Thursday viewer mail thing.
We should do a little sports.
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We got tomorrow
on the NBA Finals and
We've also got Cowboys.
Did you have any of your Carlisle stuff ready or no?
Yeah, I can play-
Can we do NBA Finals stuff today?
Yeah, I can play a couple things here in just a sec,
but I'm just now going through the audio book
of the Tim McMahon, Luca book,
and kinda going at a slower pace.
But it's to Luca's rookie year,
and it's just about how big of an a-hole
Rick Carlile is, was.
And seeing him in the finals,
I think a lot of people may have had
little revisionist history of how his career
ended here in Dallas, because I think we all agreed
it was time for him to go. Yeah. Right? Yeah. I mean it's complicated. You know, like you can say
that he was an asshole, it was time for him to go. He may have, I don't know, run
this guy or that guy out of town on the staff while also saying like he's an
awesome coach.
He got the most out of his teams here post-championship and championship.
And yeah, it may be a little bit complicated,
but at the end of the day, he's a Mavs legend.
He's a Mavs legend.
He wasn't, I thought the bottom line was
it wasn't working with Luca
and you choose the superstar over the coach.
Right.
If it's not working, even if it's a great coach.
And that's the way it was viewed.
And yes, when he left, a lot of the stuff
wasn't only that it was time, but hey,
actually this guy was kind of an a-hole.
But it was so everything though.
It was Haralibab and Donny, you know,
like everything was happening at once.
And if you listen to Haralibab now,
he speaks the most highly of Rick.
Now everybody's got their favorites or whatever,
but Haralibab will say, look,
I know how people perceive the guy,
but he'll listen to a new idea and he'll,
that's obviously evidenced by the success
he's had elsewhere coaching.
Well, in the end, he's pragmatic.
Right.
He is kind of a controlling guy
and he doesn't play young players a lot,
but he did.
He's got an eye for talent, he knows basketball,
and like immediately, remember,
because I think there was a thing early
with Dennis Smith Jr.'s career where
he wasn't playing him enough or something and people were wondering about, boy, he just
doesn't like young players.
That's not the kind of coach he is.
When they won the championship, that was a real veteran-laden team.
There was no guys he was bringing.
He's always been bad with young players.
Luca comes in, he immediately recognizes, you know what?
I've got a lot of philosophies about defense,
and that's the most, Niko, that's the most important thing,
and that's how we win.
Actually, I'm gonna kind of leave it to this guy.
Why even tell him what to do offensively?
I don't understand how his, like, he's so awesome,
and we're gonna become an offensive juggernaut.
And that's the way we'll win games, by outscoring people. Like. And then they have one of the best offenses in the NBA, as I recall.
Yeah. And-
They did that a couple different times.
And yeah, Haralibab, that's a good example because Haralibab, from what I understand,
and even Haralibab would probably tell you, I'm not like a people person. I'm not shoddy.
Right.
I'm not a guy, I don't want to have dinner with you. We're not going to get along. I'm not like a people person. I'm not shoddy. I'm not a guy. I don't want to have dinner with you.
We're not going to get along. I'm not worried about our friendship. I'm worried about
numbers and this and what's going to make the team better. And ultimately, I think that's Rick
Carlisle too. And he thought, okay, this guy does have some stuff I can use. I'm going to use,
it's using all your resources. So yeah, Rick Harlow was great
and then he finds himself in this situation
and he's worked that to seemingly to the best you could
with that, you know, he's brought that talent
as far as you can bring it,
which might even be the whole thing.
So I didn't know this,
Herala Bob only took the Mavs job if they drafted Luca.
He waited until after the draft.
He doesn't, well he took, yes.
He waited until after the draft to take the job officially,
but he is a big part of the reason they took Luca.
Because he'd been working for Mark for a few years.
And I actually think Haralabob.
But officially coming in the building, all that.
I think he could pound his chest
over Luca a little more.
He doesn't.
There's a lot of people that'll claim Luca.
Donnie for sure, I mean, he should, he made the trade,
but Harald Bobb was a big part of that, yeah.
And the second thing is that I'm glad you brought up
Dennis Smith Jr. because, you know,
he did play a lot his rookie year,
but in listening to the book,
it was only because the Mavs were trying to tank.
I think had they,
yes, had they been somewhat of a contender and.
Who hated him?
Carlisle. Carlisle hated Dennis Smith
from the night of the draft on,
or at least that's what everybody says.
And this first clip from the Luka book written by Tim McMahon,
he kind of tries to drive a wedge
between Dennis Smith and Luca.
And this is after the fourth game of the year.
So the fourth game in Luca's career, he's having to go through this with his coach.
And I will change the source.
I blame Dart.
Right now.
Carlisle made it clear, clip after clip, that the kind of effort he saw in Atlanta was completely
unacceptable.
Suddenly Carlisle paused the video and declared that he needed to address the elephant in
the room.
He called out Smith in front of the entire team and basketball staff for being jealous
of Don Cicic.
Which is pretty strong to do.
And now the book goes on to explain that Luca and Dennis Smith were extremely cool.
Not roommates, but lived in the same building,
played a lot of video games, they got along well.
So this kinda came out of left field.
And another funny thing about this book is this guy
tries to do his best Dennis Smith Jr. impersonation.
Yeah, I remember listening to this and yeah,
you can tell the guy's not exactly familiar
with basketball culture.
Uh-huh.
Savdanchic, Smith snapped back at the coach.
What?
We real cool, Smith said.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yo, dog.
Ha ha ha.
He's probably just having to read the quote,
but still, I don't know if he had to do the voice.
Smith snapped back at the coach.
We real cool.
What?
We real cool, Smith said,
genuinely surprised by Carlisle's assertion.
With a confused look toward Doncich,
Smith asked if there were any issues he wasn't aware of.
Shocked, Doncich shook his head,
appalled that his coach seemed determined
to drive a wedge between himself and his teammate.
So yeah, within five games,
now he's gotta do this mental game of I'm friends with this guy,
the coach, I don't know, just not the best situation
for Luka to jump into, I don't think.
Yeah, it was weird, and I remember,
I remember people saying that in Europe,
the coaches will get on your ass.
I've seen Luka get yelled at in timeouts
by Slovenian coaches.
He just takes it.
It looks like a college coach.
So I don't think he has a problem being yelled at
or being coached hard.
He was 15 playing with adults.
They were having to coach him hard.
I think it was more just that Carlisle is a guy
who's really into manipulation.
That's not just coaching hard, that's like,
he's a mind game, psychological warfare guy.
And that, I don't know that Luca was used to.
And I thought it was more about how he treated other people.
Right, you would hear that.
I mean, like Dennis Smith Jr.
That's what I remember hearing at the time,
is that that really bothered Luca.
Like how awkward is that?
I mean, you know how that is when your boss
is calling you out and your buddy's there
and you're like, dude, don't, come on,
we don't have a problem.
It doesn't have anything to do with us.
That's a matter of course for...
Yeah, you've had bosses that you don't like
how they treat other people, but they're fine with you.
And they might be fine with you
because you're the superstar, you know?
Luca's the superstar.
Of course the coach is gonna be kind of cool with him.
But yeah, to see how he treats those around him.
Yeah, and so it's just two strong personalities
that were not gonna work out in the long run.
And I don't know if the general fan wants to say,
Carlisle should have stayed
and Maz would have been better with him. I don't
know but it was clearly not going to work and that was just from game four so
I would imagine they had a lot of spats after that. This kind of details Luca's
very go with the flow, didn't like being coached, they bring up Rondo and even
Jason Kidd and I was curious if this was a small reason why Carlisle
recommended Kidd on the way out.
The Mavs got a glimpse of that when Smith missed a November 24 home game against the Celtics, an Eastern Conference contender.
So they're saying Luca was very comfortable playing point guard without Dennis Smith Jr.
And so I think that's when they began to shop him a little.
An otherwise phenomenal first quarter. If you tug at Gontjic's leash, be ready for him to bark.
If you target Donchich's leash, be ready for him to bark. The friction between coach and phenom about creative freedom was
a consistent subplot during Donchich's rookie season.
Carlisle had earned a reputation as a control freak, having clashed with
accomplished veteran point guards Jason Kidd and Rondo about play calling,
ultimately relinquishing the reins to Kidd and running Rondo out of town.
Some of that type of tension developed between Carlisle and Donchich as well,
but their on-court issues were more stylistic disagreements.
So, do you bring Kidd in saying, look, Kidd had to face the same battles you did,
Kidd knows what he didn't like about that kind of coaching philosophy,
was it just a buddy hire, kind of?
Absolutely. Or just a former point guard?
Absolutely.
Kid was hired to be Luca's coach.
Kid was hired for Luca.
I have a superstar who runs the team.
Same thing.
You know how to be a superstar.
That's what we're all about, is the superstar.
And that was part of our criticism,
I think, when he first got hired,
is just that the best coaches
in general seem to be able to relate to the entire team.
Yeah, you just don't have that many guys who
are super, super skilled who end up being great head coaches.
You reference it all the time with Ted Williams, right?
Just do what I do.
They don't understand that people can't grasp
the finer points of instruction like they can,
but I don't know.
I think this for Rick is great,
because he doesn't seem, he's probably still
a little bit of an asshole,
but he seems a little more fun now.
Like this happening at the end of his career,
whether it's, not the end, but this happening in the the end of his career, whether it's not the end,
but this happening in the later stages of his career, I love it. Like the people may remember
him like for this, because this Pacers team is fun. It's totally different than that Mavericks team.
And remember when- Totally different, you know?
You've cited this many times. When the Mavs did hire him, that was the result of a really
the when the Mavs did hire him that was the result of a really in-depth coaching search where they were breaking it down analytic wise weren't they? I'm saying
who is the best coach that is out there? Yeah there's a lot there was some
writing about this. Roland Beach was a guy used to work for the Mavs who owned
a website called 82 games and they did I mean Cubans description it was on bad
radio too of the coaching search was insane.
Like running out of time out numbers
and looking at plus minuses of guys,
like how they played for their team
as opposed to another team in the same season.
It was thorough and impressive, which
is why it's a bit odd that the next time around,
the same guy, Mark Cuban, interviewed no one.
It made, it was incredibly baffling.
There's no search whatsoever.
Right, it's guy I know.
They threw Dirk in there as a smoke screen.
Not saying Dirk didn't want kid hired,
but they kind of brought him in as cover.
Like, well look, Dirk's rubbing it.
Do you like him?
Do you like him?
Yeah, I like him.
That's cool.
Yeah.
He would have said that for Tyson Chandler.
Right.
Yeah, and so.
Any of his buddies on that team.
Rick, now, I don't know.
I get frustrated watching the finals.
I watched quite a bit of the game last night, just because I
still have this should be us.
Like, when I see Benedict Mathurin or TJ McConnell,
like, doing crazy crazy fun stuff.
I'm like, that's what's fun about being in the finals.
Those guys will never buy a drink
at Indiana again type thing, you know?
That could have been.
And this team they have could have.
Yeah, like.
Definitely could have beat Oklahoma City.
I was back.
And been in the finals against Rick Carlisle.
Back in December before Luca got hurt,
or even in January, you're thinking, boy, Najee in the playoffs.
Najee could become our Deshaun Stevenson of 2025,
guys who just, they're in the lore forever.
And when I'm watching TJ McConnell steal inbound passes
and put up threes, that place is just,
it's insane, the field house up there.
They're beating the thunder at their own game.
Game one, I think you said, man, they just got lucky.
Game two, they got walloped pretty hard,
but dude, they thoroughly dominated Oklahoma City last night
even though they were down five heading into the fourth.
And I think Rick has a lot to do with it,
a lot to do with it, because the Thunder
are just a very hard team to disrupt,
and his teams are capable of doing it.
Yeah, they got in their face a little bit.
Malister and her bullied Chet down the stretch, felt like.
And he had like five blocks, too.
So last clip for you.
So we talked a little bit about this.
Luca's step back, whether it was curated in Europe
or whether he developed it as rookie or in the NBA,
he says he had never done a step back before
until the NBA, which I don't think is true.
It's not, but he may have called it something else.
Sure.
Carlisle hated it.
Hunted highlights to please his rapidly expanding base of Instagram followers. Carlisle hated it. You can stick that step back up your ass. It only works in Malaga and Venice, said Procopio,
a Boston bred wise ass who's sense of humor
didn't exactly endear him to Carlisle.
So yeah, coach telling Phenom, Luca.
Well, here's the thing about that.
And that's why I feel like maybe Rick eventually had to go.
He was right.
Luca's first couple years, he was not making that shot.
It was a bad shot.
He would take it, you might have remembered it being good
because he made some big ones.
But the numbers were there.
That was a shitty shot for Luca.
But as of, I don't know, I think last year,
the year before, maybe the year before that,
he was hitting it at a degree that was higher
than most people hit their normal threes.
Like it's become the most unstoppable shot
or one of them in the game.
But he might not have ever gotten to that point
if Carlisle was always his coach.
Right.
Because Carlisle was trying to kill that shot.
Yeah.
You know, sometimes you just gotta be able to take it
to eventually make it.
Yeah, I think the creative liberties thing
in the last clip kinda nailed it,
where Luca may not have ever blossomed into what he is now
if Carlisle would have remained as coach.
Yeah, and it would have been different,
but I agree, and I think Kid's been good for Luca.
The crazy thing is, is we're talking about this
like it didn't work. Like, oh, was Kid the right coach for Luca. The crazy thing is, we're talking about this like it didn't work.
Like, oh, was Kid the right coach for Luca? I don't know, man. They went to the finals two
out of three years with wildly different rosters. Yeah, there were problems, but it was 100% working.
RG Right. And it was because, yes, you were not hired as X's and O's guy.
No one is raving about Jason Kidd's matchups and
all that kind of stuff. It was because he was hired to let Luca be Luca and bring
the best out of that. And he did. It worked. But it worked.
Oh well. Yeah we'll do some football tomorrow. Let's do that because
it's really, it's gold, dude.
Yeah, no.
Shoddy stuff I have is unbelievable.
I like this, because I went through Micah,
and a lot of Micah's about Shoddy.
I'll just give you one little morsel.
Shoddy called him on his birthday.
Of course he did.
You know who didn't?
McCarthy.
Mike McCarthy.
Did Micah say that?
Well he said Shadi called him
and he said it's different than like with a,
you know, normal offensive head coach.
You know, they don't really care about you
like Shadi does.
That's great.
It's the little things.
Hey look who's in studio, it's Julie Dobbs everybody.
I like a good birthday call, just saying.
I know, speaking of, on Julie's 40th birthday,
we had like an hour and a half long call in the morning,
and when I got off, I had a text from my wife
that was just like, today's Julie's birthday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're no shoddy.
And I didn't say anything, and then I thought,
well, she probably forgot about that until just now.
I didn't forget about it.
I didn't forget about it, nothing's changed. I can still call you out for stuff just like one of the first times we ever really worked together when I was calling you out about making fun of my son's name. And I think I told her this off the air, but Carter asked if he could change his name to Ryder recently. Did you say yes? No, I hit him. Yeah. No, but Ry, name's Steve. Ryder's the Paw Patrol hero.
Yeah.
He's like, well, why don't I just have that name?
I'll just give you one.
Okay.
And then we'll save the rest for tomorrow,
because we did talk about Greek dancing.
We talked about goodnight calls.
I loved that video.
I bet you did.
I loved all these videos.
Oh, I know.
Julie might think Shottie is probably the Vince Lombardi of...
They're for you, Julie. They're for you. They are for me and I'm important. I'm valid.
Oh yeah. As a consumer and a fan of the team. Sorry.
But he shortens words too and I've never heard this word shortened. I want to check with you guys.
It's probably more the physical traits than anything. He's talking about the running backs.
How do you actually evaluate running backs in
shorts, all this kind of stuff.
It's probably more the physical traits than anything.
The other thing that you do see is the ability to not physically pass protect, but handle
the mental X's and O's pieces where, okay, I got to look at this guy, but I got to be
able to periphery what's going on over there.
Don't you verb peripheral. We got to periphery what's going on over there. Don't you verb peripheral.
We gotta periphery that.
Peripheral, is it peripheral?
Peripheral is the actual word.
It's like a word I feel like maybe a lot of people
say wrong.
Peripheral, I think there's another R in there.
Well, you don't have to worry about that with Shottie.
Just peripheral.
Just periphery.
Peripheral.
Right, he's cutting out the hard part of the word.
Exactly.
He's making things easier.
He's cutting out the hard part and making it a verb.
Yeah.
You can't, that's not allowed to just take a noun.
It's kinda like how you were like,
my gosh, Mike McDaniel is doing this, this, and this
to make, he's doing this, this, and this
with the English language.
It's a whole new, yeah.
I thought it was an X's and O's.
I thought he was gonna do the right thing
because he played ping pong with Dak earlier.
So let's do some viewer mail with Julie here
and she's here because we have a big announcement later
as well that she's going to be somewhat involved in.
Viewer mail today brought to us
by One Day Doors and Closets.
I always forget to say and closets. You do be always forgetting. I know everybody and then I'll get so many
emails on that. Anyway Julie has had one day doors to her house and they have
installed doors all in one day right? It's true. Everything you just said is
true and I think the cool thing that I didn't realize is how much of a difference it was going to make
in my world.
Like they're just doors, but it makes a big difference.
Especially if you work from home
and you need it to be quiet in your office
or if you have kids that are really loud
and dogs that are really loud
that bark every time a package gets delivered
and you're on calls, it really helps.
And the doors are very pretty.
So there.
Yeah, and Ryan says that, you know,
per the name of the company,
he had been led to believe it would take one full day
to install the seven doors in his house,
but it was only a couple hours.
Which as he points out is 22 hours less than he expected.
There you go.
That's over delivering.
But probably they can't change the name to three or four hour doors and closets.
Yeah.
Uh, but yeah, they look great.
They say like hanging a new piece of art in every room.
It's like something you probably don't think about when you walk through your
house, great to schedule as a gift.
So hit them up one day, texas.com slash promo 30.
That is one day, texas.com slash promo 30 that is one day texas.com
slash promo 30 that is a BOGO on doors. BOGO! So do something cool for someone in
your family get him get him some doors. Get him doors. Just get him doors. And it
especially makes sense if you're remodeling right like if you're going
to be doing this. Alright we're done with this. Dan was trying to make Remo happen.
Don't invite the sales girl on and tell her to stop selling.
He wanted to try to do Remo for remodeling.
Oh, no.
And I don't think we're.
That doesn't work.
I'm sorry.
Because you don't say re-modeling.
Did you see Clayton, Dan?
No.
You're good to go.
He gave me a thumbs up.
He gave you a thumb right up.
OK.
Love Clayton's thumb.
Well, let's lead off then with this email, which you could
send to BracketDan at hotmail.com.
It'll get right to me.
It's incredibly fast man
Living large you guys have emails as well, but Blake claims they're posted somewhere
Oh I did get a things that are back prediction from Adrian
He's predicting as I predict what I predict. I have some dodgeball dodgeball will be back
We've been talking about things that are back. You can say the
arse, the mentally disabled slur. Isn't that great? Oh my gosh, I'm free. Anyway, the
Joe Paterno statue.
Oh, okay.
It says in 2012 it was removed and stored in a secure location, so it has not been destroyed.
As we're now renaming our...
That seems so unstable.
Took a lot of Confederate names off of stuff,
and now they're putting it back up, I guess.
It seems so what?
Unstable.
To bring it back or to get rid of it?
To just store it just in case.
It does.
Dr. Evil or something, split it on ice.
It's just tough.
It's tough because it involves pedophilia.
Like are we saying, like obviously Sandusky's
never coming back.
Right, they won't put that statue up.
But, you know, Paterno, it was because he knew
about pedophilia.
Like people being proud of the South because they're racist,
that never really went anywhere.
It was just kind of like in the background.
They're not racist, it's just states' rights.
Pito though?
I don't know, I think I'm gonna have to disagree with the...
Will in Richmond, Virginia says,
Mr. Dan, can we get an update on the SNL Fantasy League
now that the season is over?
Okay.
Blake just shook his head.
The big season...
This is a fake...
Is this from K.Turner at Hotmail?
Well, joining us now is Kevin Turner,
who is the guy who put together the...
Can I just say, you don't have to lie to us
about the origin of the email.
Off the air, Dan's like, man, I got an email about the...
I'm not lying.
Overacting.
Will in Richmond, Virginia. How did you pick Richmond, Virginia? Okay. These guys are idiots
Katie I I'm a big fan of Katie and that mustache
Anything Blake does you gotta do, huh?
Yeah, and I just want to give a big shout out to intern Henry for getting you guys on the air today. Yeah
Think it could be done. Shout out so Katie knows how hard it is. didn't think it could be done. Shout out. KT knows how hard it is.
No one thought it could be done.
Get out of here, KT.
Anyway.
Clayton's fine too.
I didn't know you had a mustache, Kevin.
You didn't tell me this.
I didn't until I found out at about 11 a.m.
I was gonna be on the show today.
Oh, it's a hot new mustache just for today?
It's the Blake stash.
He can grow one that fast.
Wow.
He's just like,
Lucky us.
Pushes a mustache out.
Oh my God.
Just think really hard about a mustache.
Did you guys work together on The Freak,
you and Kevin Turner?
Yeah, Dave.
Were you on the same program?
We were on the same program.
Until they moved us.
Julie and I woke up together for about six months.
That's true.
It's hot.
It's true.
And then you were on the afternoon with Reiner and who?
Kavanaugh.
And Kavanaugh, okay.
Yeah, but I was on both shows with Kavanaugh.
We both made the jump.
Okay, and KT somehow still on that ship.
He kept his job and got all you guys fired. Pretty much.
And hopefully or I guess this is a private thing when he said hopefully
Ben and Skin are next but. Let it be known because I've never been fired
before. I was fired for four days and then. That was an interesting move.
Crawling back begging knocking at the, don't let me go.
No, I'll never go back in there, Julie.
Yeah, so KT Kevin Turner, he's on the break.
Mike, I'll never go back.
Just kidding, Kevin.
And he also on his YouTube page did an SNL fantasy draft.
I was a big participant in this,
and the season is over now.
Who won the season?
We had a tie between me and...
Dude, this checks out so hard.
Every one of his bits and games ends in a tie somehow.
A tie or like...
There's no winner, there's no payoff.
Or there's some sort of like technicality...
No, you're just gonna let him finish.
...an asterisk or something always.
You have to carry it over into next year.
Insane, vacated wins.
It's like a salary cap charge.
Confusing rules, very confusing.
Okay.
Let's let him...
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Okay, yeah.
Let's just follow the rules of the guy who rides the Dart.
Okay.
Hanging out with hobos.
Okay, we're taking a look now at the...
Well, we're hanging out.
So the way the fantasy draft works is basically,
it's who's going to host
or who's going to be the musical guest.
And eight people, or is it 10 people in a draft?
I don't know.
However many people are in the draft,
you just go through it like a fantasy football draft
and you get to pick names just out of the blue.
You get extra points if they're a host slash musical guest. So maybe your
Timberlake or somebody like that can do both. Maybe our Savannah Bananas guy someday. Maybe
he'll be the musical guest and the host. But yeah, boy, you kind of kicked ass there. Did
you have the first pick? I had the eighth pick in the draft. But if you look at
my strategy, I leaned really heavy on music releases. Like when were albums going to be
coming out? I hit on Coldplay and Jelly Roll because I knew their albums were coming out.
That's what I leaned in on. And the big story of the season is that Dan didn't show up to the draft.
But I had a GM. But did you had a sneaky good pick because when you picked in the fifth round
Parker Posey, I kind of was starting to lampoon you like Parker Posey is not going to host,
but she ended up being like a big pop culture figure of 2024 and 2025.
I was surprised she didn't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was really good.
I would like to invite the dumb zone to be one of the teams as a full team in the 25 26 draft that'll be coming up in August.
I just need a commitment from two of the three.
Yeah, we'll be there.
Okay, there we go.
Are you in?
What does that mean a full team?
Like we're the ones that pick.
But you didn't even pick before.
No, I didn't.
That's why he wants the dumb zone.
He's trying to get one of us on his YouTube channel.
I'll do it.
He knows the star power of Jake Kemp.
And I think I'd be...
You know, I thought I'd be decent at this.
Now I'm looking at the season 50 list.
And I don't know who have these...
I don't know who...
Was it Mikey Madsen?
We should have picked Walt Goggins.
Juanita Brunson.
Walt Goggins was a good one.
Tate McCray, that seems like a shortstop.
She's, it's a girl and she wears hockey jerseys and sings.
She's from Canada.
Interesting.
Some say she's hot.
The musical guests are gonna be tough.
Mick Ghee?
That there's a musical guest named Mick Ghee? The musical guests are gonna be be tough. Mick Ghee? There's a musical guest named Mick Ghee?
The musical guests are going to be tough for you.
Yeah.
But you don't guess them.
As far as the comedy stuff, that's your bit, dude.
Yeah, but how many comedy people are on here?
There's Nate, there's Bill, oh, there's more than I thought.
It's Hun, Malaney, Shane, Bill Burr.
Jack Black.
You know these people.
You host a pop culture based podcast. You know 10 people. You host a pop culture based podcast.
You know 10 people.
You could do the draft here.
Look at TC.
TC just nailed it.
He had the number two pick in the draft.
Just took Lady Gaga.
Boom.
TC had a good run there.
Okay, I'm in.
Okay.
Thanks, KT and Richmond.
I swear.
I swear.
Look. Thanks for joining us today KT. When I emailed Dan about this I
really didn't think it would make the run sheet. Listen to me I'm gonna be getting in my car at
305 today and if I don't hear it's been a while since. When can I get tool tickets?
First of all, we're giving away Ranger tickets this week. All right, thanks for joining us, KT.
305 is not when we would be playing a song
for the most part.
That's Kevin KT Turner.
Don't you know?
Hi, Julie.
You can hear him on 90 something the freak.
Don't they, what's their number?
No, it's the eagle.
The eagle landed.
Go away, Kevin!
Muted now.
Let's see here.
I got one from DFP.
Here we go.
Dear Hair Commandment of the
Muffed Waffle.
Muffed Waffle? I don't know what it says.
He says, Forrest Gump sucks.
Oh boy. There is no doubt Muff Dwarf? I don't know what it says. He says, Forrest Gump sucks.
Oh boy. There is no doubt Julie loves Forrest Gump. Of course! It was a wonderful movie.
It is the most blatantly manipulative movie ever.
It's so cheap. It's like a wrestler who comes out and talks about the people of this great city for a cheap pop.
It's the cinematic equivalent of H hacksaw Jim Duggan.
It's cinematic date rape.
People who watch The Bachelor and see one movie a year think the running scene is brilliant
cinema.
Not only did it beat out Pulp Fiction for best picture, it also beat out the Shawshank
Redemption. Most importantly, I want to hear the film school
roast twins' opinion on it.
Oh no.
And he signs off with F. Forrest Gump from DFP.
Forrest Gump canceled?
Like was there a Me Too thing with Forrest Gump?
No, no, no.
Why do we hate him?
It's not that, it's just that it's a very,
it's a very paint by numbers basic movie,
and people who like movies don't think it's a good movie.
Especially up against like Shawshank.
It's not cool enough.
Shawshank and what was the other one?
It's not.
Goodfellas.
Pulp Fiction.
Pulp Fiction, okay.
But you know, it's very.
Goodfellas lost to something crappy too.
That's right, we were talking about it the other day.
Is that the penis?
I don't even remember.
The penis. I don't know, I'll look that up.
The English patient.
No, it's, Forrest Gump is like a Disney movie for adults.
Yeah, and Disney movies are popular, I guess.
I got no problem with it.
I feel like, now that I've learned so much about life
and people and brain stuff, AIDS.
A big part of Forrest Gump.
Oh really, well I was gonna say,
I'd love if he was tested what diagnosis
Forrest Gump would have.
Oh yeah.
Definitely some stuff going on there.
Yeah.
I mean we knew that, but.
And that would make, honestly that would make his
rushing title at Alabama that much more impressive.
They were like, you know, we have a word for this. Special needs. That would make his rushing title at Alabama that much more impressive.
They were like, you know, we have a word for this.
Special needs.
Adam weighs in regarding burkas.
This was a topic last week.
Oh, because the lady in my gym wearing one?
Dan saw a lady in his gym touring the gym with a burka.
The burka is the full eye only.
Hijab is just like your head and you can see your face.
Burka's eyes only.
Okay.
And I told Dan, I was like, you know, during COVID,
TC had the idea, he was like, you know,
I've always liked the burka
because there's a lot of mystery.
And his point was with COVID masks,
he thought women got hotter,
because he could just let his imagination run wild.
He's like, all I see is your pretty eyes.
Adam says, I was doing a little gig work
delivering for Amazon today.
This is last week.
I'm in a storage locker when this couple
walks in to get their mail.
This is at a fancy apartment complex in Plano.
The dude is a decent looking brown dude, beard, golf shirt, jeans, 6'2", has that half-buff, half-dad bod look.
Wife is full black burka, only eyes are visible, but they were having a conversation in English.
She's got a slender frame and an athletic build.
When I tell you she had one of the hottest voices
I've ever heard, I'm not exaggerating.
English with a hint of that Persian accent
and a body that you know is a 10 under there.
I had to finish delivering and get out of there
because I started to brick up.
Oh my god.
Hell yeah, bro.
Anyways, there are exotic hots under those burkas
with features you can only dream of.
And I think I'm with him.
Dan was like, they're just gross under there.
I think when you think about it.
Yeah, you'd let it go, I think.
I don't think so, because I think those women,
a lot of them are afraid of their husbands.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Like I think if I got to wear a burka all the time,
maybe I would just not go to the gym.
Like, who cares?
Right.
I'm never allowed to flatter.
To show this awesome body.
So your eyes are showing, but then everything else is like.
Everything, like and it's just, yeah.
And so men enjoy fantasizing about what's under there.
Well I think the reason in their,
in their culture, well in their culture,
they do it because it's like my wife is only for me. Yeah. And our culture's not like that, but I'm saying if that's your culture, they do it because it's like, my wife is only for me.
Yeah.
And our culture's not like that.
But I'm saying, if that's your culture,
my wife is only for me, I doubt you're letting your wife,
like you obviously control her,
I doubt you're letting her get like really out of shape.
Dude, I wish I could wear that.
Yeah, well I think if you want to have a husband
who can beat you if you mouth off.
Well no, not that part of it, but I like the outfit.
It's wonderful, it's like a muumuu, or like a poncho
that we wear and everyone makes fun of us.
It's so American to immediately be like,
I could get fat in that.
Both Dan and Julie were like, I know what I could do.
Philip weighs in.
Last week we were talking about the concept
of saying bless you.
Yeah. Ways in, last week we were talking about the concept of saying bless you. Yeah?
Because Dan got chastised for not doubling up on a bless you because his wife sneezed
twice.
She sneezed, I gave the bless you.
She sneezed again like five seconds later.
Yeah, it's not just one bless you for the whole day.
I don't know, I feel like-
And if you're going to start analyzing it, like how much time has to pass before you say bless you?
More than five seconds.
I kind of feel like it's a, is this an interaction?
Like if I see you two hours from now at Fox,
and I've already said bless you, we're good.
Two hours from now?
No.
But if I see him later on at the strip club, then he does it.
Then I'm like, ugh.
The thing is, I just don't believe in saying bless you
to anybody.
Why?
Just because the word bless and all that meditation?
Like, why?
What does it mean?
What am I doing?
Do I got to do it for every time you make any noise?
You scared away spirits.
What if you cough?
So that's what Philip weighed in about,
is that Native Americans believe evil spirits are allowed
in during a sneeze, like your defense system is down.
And how did they do?
And he says, once I realized that, I stopped saying it.
Ah, okay.
Ha, my wife got upset, and I asked if she was worried
about evil spirits, and she looked confused.
All the best, for Philip.
It's just a nice, courtesy thing to do for somebody.
We don't have to overanalyze it.
The proper thing is a bless you,
and then they sneeze again, and you bless you again,
and then say there's a third sneeze.
Oh wow, you really got it going today.
That's how you interact with a sneezer.
You have to say something if they sneeze
three or four times in a row.
Like you have to.
Or else you can't.
These are unwritten rules though,
and it's confusing to me.
I got something from Jeremy.
Jeremy.
This was an email sent last June.
June 28th, 2024, where he says,
no purpose to this email,
other than to tell you about an experience I had
that I couldn't share with anyone else,
it's in the same vein of 9-11 memorials
in Mexican restaurant parking lots.
He says, last weekend, went with the family and a few others to Splashway Waterpark in
Sheridan, Texas.
Great place, fun time, but on Saturday, we're taking a break eating lunch under some shade
and I hear over the loudspeaker and cross the entire water park to stand and gentlemen remove your hats because
the national anthem would be about to be was about to be played. So as you can
imagine being a dumb eff I reacted in surprise and shock my wife did not
reciprocate my questioning and my other friends promptly rose to remove their
hats and stood at attention. People standing in line for water slides,
food in restrooms, et cetera, while the anthem played.
Immediately following the anthem,
none other than Lee Greenwood plays across the park,
no puppet from Jeremy.
I just had a water park.
So that was last June.
I remember that.
Yeah.
I got an email yesterday.
It says, hello friends, happy business Wednesday.
If you remember, last year around this time I shared a story of a water park.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So he says, this time I need to get some video evidence to share.
I made it a point to be at my table before 1 p.m. gently guiding my
children and group back to the table for lunch because quote I was hungry. He's
just setting up. Enjoy the video or not from Jeremy so we do have that. Water
Park does look sick. I wonder how many of those type places there are out there
that I just don't know about. What secret water park? go ahead and fire that up anytime oh well this is
a little crooked but turn your head and we'll see this is so here wait so
everybody they're wearing their bathing suits is there a kid up at the top of
the slide with his hands up on the top like rocking back and forth waiting to
go yeah yeah they're not running rides look there's no one going down the slide with his hands up on the top like rocking back and forth waiting to go yeah yeah they're not running rides look there's no one going down the
slide hey on your feet well what are you supposed to do old glory those call the
flag still is that like the old lifeguards got a figure right lifeguards
standing she has to do that every day.
Look, that lady can wear her hat.
That is not equality.
I thought we want equality.
She just is wearing a hat.
Yeah, but I don't get to wear a hat.
If I wear a hat, I'm Alpida.
That's not true.
No one thinks it's done.
Everyone clap.
Yes.
Also that anthem was mid-A.F.
So is somebody actually singing?
Hold on, let's see if Greenwood, that's, I don't know, I assume it's a recording.
Hold on.
Thank you.
Enjoy your 5% off.
Please hit the gift shop on your way out.
Is that Lee Greenwood?
I don't know.
It sounded like that's what was starting,
but the slides were running again.
Yeah, that's wild.
Proud to be an American?
What's the Lee Greenwood song?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have an anchored phrase from Ryan.
He says falling in is usually only followed by love.
What else do you fall in?
Falling in.
He says maybe into debt, but that's an into.
I don't know.
You don't really fall into debt.
It's kind of a gradual, decades long.
Fall in love implies it's like a quick,
you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Such a romantic.
Hit by the arrow.
Yeah.
Oh.
And then I have a bad beat.
Ooh.
Been a while, but this comes from Sam,
who is a fellow Halo fan,
who asked me if I remembered the file share system
from Halo 3.
Says, I was in middle school when Halo 3
was at its peak and me coming of age seeing this image,
or the billion others like it, definitely
helped me fire off a round or two.
Oh my god.
So somehow they were able to trace or shoot
this curvy woman and add, I guess, a plasma gun
to certain areas.
And this worked for plenty of 12 year olds out there
that's I can see it that's genius and Sam ends his email with phase up who I'm
with them now the clan yep do you want to hear Levi giving you some advice for
the handoff yeah hello Fallopian philanthropist.
As a fullback dive kind of guy, obviously I'm a huge fan of run the ball Blake and the
handoff.
Idea for the segment, call each one of Blake's thoughts first, second, and third down.
But then no need for a fourth down because we punt on fourth down.
Well, we got to flip the field.
Hidden yardage with the field position game we gotta flip the field. Yeah. Hidden yardage. With the field position game.
That's really good.
Yeah.
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What's your thought, my friend?
Well, it's not mine. It's from Bailey.
Hot.
I've said that. I stand by that.
It's male or female. That's a hot name.
Gummy thought related to the other day's discussion
about how we're closer to 2050 than the year 2000.
First of all, that
was a really dumb point by me. Because we're not through 25, is that what you're saying?
No, because the other day I said we're midway, I just read something on the
internet and I printed it and ran with it and then we argued with Blake
about it, both of us, because you're a good friend, so you're going to jump on my side and argue against this little idiot. But
you're quite logical. You're right. How could we be... Because I said we're more than midway
through 2025. And he's like, well, what? Which means we're closer to 2050 than we are to the
year 2000, which blows my mind. Yeah. Except how could we be closer to 2025?
I took your word for it.
I see you're the guy who does today in history.
Like, yeah, it doesn't make sense.
Like we have to wait until July 1st.
After July 1st, we will be closer to the end of the year
and then the end of the.
But is that true?
Is July 1st the 180?
I did that.
OK.
I assumed you.
It might be July 2nd or something,
but I didn't do it the other day.
I didn't think too much about it.
I just read it.
Kind of assumed you did.
Right.
No, I got ballsacked.
That's fine.
Why did people put out just totally erroneous information
just so that I can look like a fool?
Why?
Otherwise, I wouldn't look like a fool. I'd look awesome. You know what? That's what people don't understand, how awesome I could look like a fool. Why? Ah. Otherwise I wouldn't look like a fool.
I'd look awesome.
You know what?
That's what people don't understand,
how awesome I could look.
I was gonna show, this is a,
this is viewer mail adjacent.
My wife sent me this the other day.
It's from her, no, it's from her family group chat.
Just one?
And uh.
I know you like the right one.
That was weird.
Somebody sent, this appears to be a photo. Another one waiting for you, I wonder where this the right one. That was weird. Somebody sent, somebody sent, uh, this appears to be a photo.
Another one waiting for you.
Where this came from.
When you get home.
Like what you see.
Go to godaddy.com to see.
No, uh, her aunt sent a photo, a photo, as you can see,
I'm not gonna put it on camera,
but just of like the bottom corner of a magazine.
Excellent. So you know, just the bottom corner of a magazine. Excellent.
So you notice the bottom corner of a magazine,
she's reading, takes a photo, and it just says,
it's a do's and don'ts page.
Do outwit scam callers.
And it's just got a little note here.
Now scammers use artificial intelligence
to trick us with quote, voice cloning.
Once a scammer, and it's just got like some tools here.
So her aunt sends this to the group chat of 20 people,
all women, and other aunt, it just says,
hi fam, I thought this was a good reminder.
Never answer a spam call so AI can't clone your voice.
Other aunt, good to know.
The other one, I agree, it is mind boggling
what all they are capable of.
And it just made me think, they're always thinking
about them, what they're doing out there.
You know, I don't think about them at all.
I don't know what they're doing.
It's a good way to live.
Just like there's a set of society
that's just like, what are they up to?
Bro, AI is getting way better.
Like, I think even a year ago.
Oh, that's a real thing, dude.
I told you, that happened to our buddy David Ruff
at Circling Back.
Somebody used his sister's voice to call his parents
and was like, I was in a horrible car accident.
I need all this money.
That is so creepy.
It can happen, and guess what?
It won't be hard for us.
Yeah. Calling our voice. There's a lot of your voice out be hard for us. Yeah. Yeah. Calling our voice.
There's a lot of your voice out there.
You're.
Yeah, they're gonna get us.
Our, but no, I mean, I even think a year ago,
they would have a fake Trump video or something.
You can kind of tell the mouth that, you know.
Dude, I.
No, they're perfect.
I saw one yesterday that legitimately freaked me out.
A Trump one that I actually was like,
and with him it's a lot, it makes more sense,
because when Mike McCarthy gets fired or Jerry,
I know he's not like, well he was up there
with a goddamn motherfucking burgund, you know?
With Trump, he was like, saying things
that definitely seemed feasible.
Maybe he would say. Yeah.
I feel like that was something everybody was so scared of
for a while there.
Deep fakes.
Deep fakes.
It was a big thing.
We talked about it on the radio a lot.
Yeah.
In Taylor Swift, it happened to her, and she got all mad.
But I feel like I haven't seen a deep fake since.
It's kind of morphed into the AI thing.
But they are also somewhat trying to legislate it.
Yeah, maybe they did. Good job, legislators. When's deep fake porn going to get going? AI thing but they are also somewhat trying to legislate it yeah good job
legislators when's deep fake porn gonna get going they've already had to try to
stop you're doing good she's not wrong keep up the good work. There you go. He's getting so busy. I'm trying to learn more about porn. I'm proud of you.
Anyway, back to Bailey.
Got me thought related to the other day's discussion
about how we're closer to 2050 than 2000.
In Back to the Future, future.
Marty went back in time 30 years, from 1985 to 1955.
If the movie was set today, he would travel back to 1995.
That does not feel the same.
And I guess that's what we were talking about the other day,
about how things kind of seem similar to the year 2000
from now.
Yeah.
Yeah, now it seems more similar to 2000 than 2000 to 75.
Yeah. It's true.
The teens decade, I feel like,
is a little bit of the forgotten decade.
Like I always forget that that whole decade existed.
I go from like 2003, 2007 to like now.
So it's not just because we're older
and life is more the same for us.
Like if you're 40 and you look back to when you were 30,
that's probably some similar stuff. You know, if you're 40 and you look back to when you were 30, that's probably some similar stuff.
You know, if you're 40 and you look back to when you were 10,
that's quite different.
You know, the world is quite different to you.
But the 30 years of 85 to 55,
just the stark difference in everything in life.
To where 30 years from, you know, now, 1995,
still cars aren't, you know, so like 1995 I don't I still cars aren't you know cars aren't yeah but everything is online like we don't have cash anymore that's why I
still sure but I would be a lot of there I just think everything post internet
computer what like maybe you say oh five you know or or iPhone era. 95 was still a transition to getting online.
But to me, I think the last 20 years have been,
while huge progress, I feel like once we got to the iPhone,
life changed, and it's been relatively the same since then.
Man, I don't know.
It's been lame.
I don't pull my card out anywhere anymore.
I pay on my phone.
All my banking is done on the phone.
All my bills are on the phone.
Yeah, but the change from card to phone
is I feel like smaller than cash to card.
No?
But maybe not.
I just think in general, like kids' lives today,
like I think if you had a kid who was born today
or a kid born 10 years ago, it's not that different.
Will they ever have cash?
No.
Hoping not.
Probably not.
OK, how about this, though?
There can be a theme party for each decade
back in the 60s, the 70s, the 80s, the 90s even.
And then you get here, and we're all boring in the same.
So Gummy thought, like 100 years from now,
what are our theme parties going to be? Are they only going to live in the 60s and the same. So Gummy thought, like 100 years from now, what are our theme parties gonna be?
Are they only gonna live in the 60s and the 70s
and the 80s and the 90s?
It's because of social media.
It's just sad.
Like you don't get as much of a,
and things move faster now.
Unless this phone stuff turns into a chip in your temple
or something and you will be looking back at this as,
oh, look at everybody holding a phone and looking at it.
Right.
Or everybody's chipped in a while,
and so the parties are pre-chipped.
Like, let's pretend like we don't have a chip,
and they're just all going crazy.
Or will-
Oh, shit.
Will tattoos fade away?
And then you'll look back at this error
and everybody's got tattooed.
Like, oh, I'm gonna put on fake tattoos
to pretend I'm in 2020.
I definitely think that there is a good chance that-
Like tramp stamps.
Listen, there's a pretty good chance that my kids, Julie's kids, are going to, in college
or in their 20s, go to a COVID-themed party.
That's a good one.
They'll have masks.
It's actually a really good one.
They'll probably have glory holes.
Remember, we were supposed to bone through glory holes?
Like they'll, COVID will be a comedy. If you think 9-11 is funny now, how do you think
COVID? I'm just saying COVID will be very funny in 20. It's funny now. It's funny now
that they were like, change out the baseballs in the outfield. It's funny now that the president
was like, shoot up bleach, I don't care.
MAGA hats?
That'll be, that's TPD.
But a thing that shows you you're in the...
Yeah, it's just, if there's like a large scale,
like 2020s.
So you know, last time I commented on MAGA,
we lost like 50 subscribers.
I'm not saying positive or negative,
I'm saying in a hundred years you wanna,
well, we don't know.
Like if you wanna say now, were you a hundred years ago,
that's 1925, right?
So it's like, okay, I'll put on one of those derbies
or something.
Right. Yeah.
Yeah, but I'm saying that we don't know yet
how that hat's gonna be viewed.
Ah, okay.
It could be viewed very negatively or?
It may be that you're not allowed to view it negatively.
Yeah, who knows?
Oh gosh.
Look at them, a race riot.
No, a school shooting.
Right, are they gonna?
That's gonna be much more easier.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, like you'll, maybe if guns are eradicated
in 100 years or whatever.
You bring a gun.
You're carrying your gun.
Like a fake gun.
Yeah, look, I'm carrying a gun.
Yeah.
Are guns our go-go boots? Hell yeah.
No, I like that, yeah.
Oh, you got an old one.
Y'all are just describing Demolition Man right now.
Oh.
Best picture in 1991.
Demolition Man?
Oh yeah.
No, best picture in 1991,
just to follow up on something from earlier,
was, so Goodfellas.
Yeah.
Is it 91?
91 sounds right for Goodfellas. Okay, so Goodfellas, is it 91?
91 sounds right for Goodfellas.
Okay, so Goodfellas was 91.
It was up against the Godfather III, Ghost, Awakenings.
I don't know what that is.
Ghost was so funny.
But the winner of the best picture, Goodfellas lost two.
Well, how many did I say? The winner of the best picture, Goodfellas lost two.
Well, how many did I say? The Godfather Ghost Awakenings, that's three.
And four.
Wow, Dances with Wolves.
Dances with Wolves.
Here you are.
Here you are.
Here you are.
Of course did win.
Top five day.
Good times.
Good times indeed. Big things next. Oh okay.
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What's the Constellation Club, Julie?
The Constellation Club,
I've had some very serious high level business meetings there.
It's a cool spot in Los Colinas, high atop Los Colinas, what, 26th floor or something
like that. So it's kind of one of those cool spots where you can go work, you can have
lunch, you can have dinner.
You can have a podcast.
There's some private office space in there.
No comment.
And y'all are going gonna have a podcast there.
That's right. Next Friday from 3 to 6 p.m. a live remote. So we're changing up
the time for the Constellation Club in Las Calinas. It's called the Towers at
Williams Square and we will have, they will have, $2 wings, $2 tamales,
and $1 drafts while we're there for a special broadcast
Friday, June 20th.
Now you know what wings are, right?
What are you saying?
Because you don't know what tamales are,
that's what he's getting at.
Yeah, I mean you would just learn.
Very familiar with tamales these days.
Tamales were.
Yeah.
So make sure you're good on wings.
I just don't think that everybody needs
to make fun of me for everything.
So yeah, join us out there, the Constellation Club.
It's awesome.
We had our Christmas, holiday party there.
Christmas, we call it Christmas.
Now we can say it's back.
That's back.
We did at the time.
I think it said on the invite Christmas party, right?
Right.
We demanded that.
Yeah.
Okay, we have a big announcement
and then we'll do news and today in history
and then we will have closing remarks
with some folks that are here for our big announcement.
Our big announcement, Dan, is that we now have
a studio sponsorship, a title.
Studio naming rights.
The naming rights.
Title sponsor, what do you call it
when you build this place for the Mavericks to play
and then you have the naming right?
Why do they do that? I don't know.
Enron Studio. That's right. So that's why we have this black thing up over this sign.
People are like, why'd you take everything down? And this is why. That's right. We were
preparing for this moment. I'm so excited. In fact, your whole life you've been preparing for this moment.
That is a sign
and that sign says
Game Day Men's Health
and this is now called the Game Day Men's Health Studio.
Heck yeah. This studio in downtown Dallas at the Fox 4 building is now owned by
Game Day Men's Health. That's right. The naming rights are owned by it. I don't know
that anybody can just own the studio. I took my first visit to Game Day Men's Health,
the Grapevine location on Monday.
A little consultation.
Got my first treatment.
Yeah?
Yeah, and I know you were locked into
the finals last night, so you weren't able to see this.
They say results not typical.
I actually, I threw two and a third scoreless last night
for the Rangers.
Oh really?
In relief, yeah, middle relief.
But again, not typical, but week one for me,
results are super positive.
How do we all miss that?
No, I'm actually very excited about this.
Because it was during a Rangers game.
This is, because we're old.
Varying levels of old,
but I'm trying to like stay in shape.
It's a big part of my life now.
Whoa, excuse me.
Well, I-
I think I have a peptide for birds.
Certainly not nearly old.
Yeah, well that's part of closing remarks.
I need, the question is what is peptide?
Cause everybody tells me about peptide.
What are peptide? But Dave tells me about peptide. What are peptide?
But Dave is sitting next to Julie over there.
He's from the Grapevine location.
And so he's gonna get a little preferential treatment here
because we've met Dave quite a few times.
I actually went there twice so far
because I went the day before the generic summer event
for a little B12 shot bro get you through the weekend
you kind of feel feel it all week everybody's talking about how great the event was and the
secret sauce was game day mental that's right yeah what do you have to say for yourself dave
that's what we do yeah we make that guy feel his absolute best put some pep in his step okay
feel is absolute best. Put some pep in his step. Okay. So do you mind having to sit through our show now for a little bit before we get a little more in-depth
in closing remarks? No, not at all. That's what I was hoping your answer would be
because if he said yes I actually have to go now that would have bothered me
quite a bit. So yeah let's move on to the news, I suppose.
Here's Jay with the dumb zone news.
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Big time sponsor as well, so Frankle and Frankl. Let's see here a couple weather related stories in Palo Pinto County we
had a storm about six inches of rain and the headline here is that about ten
people had to be rescued from flooding. We're talking like from on top of your
house type situation.
Oh, okay.
I was thinking, jeez, you've seen them people out and usually it's driving and
them people.
Well, just people.
Yeah.
That it's like, Hey, high water.
Don't drive here.
And then they're like, yeah, I'm sure I could.
Right.
And then they get stuck in the middle of that.
Yeah.
I've, uh, I've always been super conservative about that.
Like if there's any type of water at all,
I'm not messing with that.
That's smart.
But you would think in my general throw caution
to the wind thing, but no, that's not what I'm playing with.
Yeah, didn't like Mike Ducey get stuck in a flood
or something on this day?
I mean, I think he might've been one of the six people.
Did he? Yeah, he posted about being stuck in a flood or something on this day? I mean, I think he might have been one of the six people. Did he?
Yeah, he posted about being stuck in water
and so glad he didn't try to go further or something.
Today?
No, a few days ago.
Oh.
I don't really fear, I guess I fear if I don't drive into it,
but I don't know that I've ever lived anywhere
where I had to worry about the house flood.
Like, I don't know that,
we don't have flood insurance here, right?
There's no way.
Oh dear, about to go down a rabbit hole.
Well no, I mean, I just assume we don't.
But I have no idea, I've never feared the flood.
Is that a thing in Ohio?
Flood's gonna come back and get you,
just for saying that.
Not at all.
No, I don't think I lived anywhere with that as a concern.
Where's this, Palo Pinto?
Palo Pinto? Where's that?
Palo Pinto County, what?
South, north, west?
West.
It could be anywhere.
It's west, but I couldn't remember
if it was west and north or west and south.
By Possum Kingdom State Park.
Okay.
Mineral Wells area.
I know that place.
Do you think the water had anything to do
with your delays this morning?
Like I said, it's probably more of the house bill trying to cut the cost, but yeah, maybe.
You know, we really need the rain.
Oh, that's run the ball guy for sure.
I told you, I mowed on Sunday and I'd just been watching with glee every day as it's
rained. It's starting to green up. I told you I mowed on Sunday and I've just been watching with glee every day as it's rained
Starting to green up
Is it late in the year for this
All this rain yeah
Yeah, right like it are we in are gonna be in a flood year because we live across the street from Grapevine Lake and so sometimes our neighbors backyards are
The lake and sometimes you
can walk across that to Bob Jones Park. It seems like we should be in day like 42
of no rain. It's typically the time June and July. Blake Gunter Texas. I do. Is it Eagles?
Are we drought season? Where is Gunter? What's happening?
Uh, off the top of my head.
I don't know.
Well, at a golf course in Gunter,
it's around here, North Texas somewhere.
Oh, OK.
North of Salina.
Two men were playing golf during big weather.
They were both struck by lightning.
Both of them?
One killed, one injured.
This was Sunday.
How are they playing?
Doesn't matter.
There's no note on how hot they were in the round
or on whether or not they were getting it up and down
before they were laid down by God's electricity.
If I'm on pace to break 80, I'm continuing to play.
It was a father and... After you get struck by lightning, you can't continue to play. No, I mean, that's why your out there still playing.
Oh.
You would not. The son,
40, passed away.
In this scenario, Blake's scenario, the dad who's in his 70s,
looking down at his smoldering son is like I'm playing pretty well well he
might be looking at his work hard saying I have a chance to shoot my age we have
to keep playing yeah you never think you're gonna get struck by lightning and
Blake's defense right you never think you're gonna be the person I'm just
happy we made it this far without Dan victim blaming because they were playing
golf during a lightning storm.
That's back.
You do seem to, you know, you're holding a rod.
Right.
Like don't we complain about delays for football games
or whatever, cause the lightning like.
Yeah, yeah, I mean there's something to that.
But golf though, you mean you're actually holding.
Not smart.
A piece of metal. A piece of metal?
A piece of metal.
You're asking for it.
Had to check in.
That's a bad story, Jake.
Do you have a plane crash story?
Yeah. Okay.
Do you wanna do it now or do you wanna close?
Was this sent to you once or twice?
I had a story sent to me literally a million times,
but I just wanted to make sure you had it.
We will do the.
Okay, sorry.
I shouldn't have questioned your integrity as a newsman.
You're fine.
It's a story that will be done today.
Another quick one here locally.
Have I told you guys before, I know I've told Blake because I invited him, that my wife's
family, one of my wife's many families, they own like miniature horses and miniature donkeys-
What?
That you can get your pictures taken with.
Why did you invite Blake and not me?
And no, you haven't told us.
It was at the stock show.
Okay.
They have a booth at the stock show every year.
They've done it for like 30 years.
Yeah.
And they used to travel around.
Carnies is what you used to call these folk.
But they still own like little donkeys and little horses.
Oh my gosh.
And they live in Richland Hills.
And I saw a story this morning that there
was a miniature donkey and a miniature horse loose
in Richland Hills.
Uh oh.
Check in.
And to let you know a little something about Richland Hills,
which is not like a farm area.
There's just some areas where people
own horses in the suburbs. It wasn't her family's miniature horses.
Wow.
A competitor?
So immediately you thought it was.
Well yeah, and then she's like, no,
remember this is the bunch of people over there
who have like a half acre lot,
and it's just got like three busted,
there's three busted cars in the front yard,
two miniature horses in the backyard.
A lot of code violation going on.
Well, that's the problem with growth, right?
Because it did used to be a field out there.
100%.
Yeah.
When they owned that, yes, all the houses like that
in Richland Hills, North Richland Hills that I know,
they were there first.
That's why we got a neighborhood full of horses and
Yeah.
this and that.
What, Julie? Why is that funny Julie it was just a funny sentence that's how we got a neighborhood full of horses well it was
all a field yeah that's why there's coyotes running around my neighborhood
still oh yeah you're home you're dealing with that there was one walking down my
street the other day I wasn't there but the group text was blowing up. Oh my God, the group mom group text.
Was he setting like a trap from Acme?
Right, did he have a big anvil?
See, I knew Julie would love that.
Thank you. Sure.
That's why she's not here all the time.
Because that would just encourage me?
Because you're better than that.
No, he's not.
Well, the question, excuse me,
the story and question for Dan today is
regarding a plane crash, Air India.
There were more than 240 people on board this plane
headed from India to London.
It crashed and all but one passenger perished.
Dan's dream.
The new dream is two, right?
With a hot.
Yeah, cause in your link.
If it's two with a hot, that'd be okay.
Not for her.
She'd be like, oh God.
When's this guy gonna die?
I'm like, not as soon as you think with this men's I know but a man's health my lady
But right although it would be tough though like in this scenario
It's always like you and then hot but what if you survive a plane crash and it's like you and Susan Boyle
She's gonna feel
Entitled to some of the fruits of your day men's health
because you two survived the crash together.
And now you're in a pickle.
No, there are problems with all of these things.
Yeah, so one guy survived, he was seated in,
was it A11, the diagram that they're showing?
So he's like front window.
Ooh, window?
If you care, yeah. Okay, so that's window. Ooh, window? If you care, yeah.
Okay, so that's where we need to sit?
I do care, no, because I usually go aisle.
Investigation underway, there is a video of it.
Like you can see a huge fireball in the crash,
but nothing from inside.
So did he land on an island or anything,
and now he's still out there trying to survive?
No, no, there's photos of him.
I mean, he's-
These things have to end on an island.
No, it's just in India.
It's the vast, you know,
expanse of the Indian countryside,
but he's just walking.
Okay.
It's kind of chilling.
Can we have him on?
I mean, not that I'm a producer or even a speaker. I would love to hear his story.
No, Dan, again, he is, he is, he is an Indian.
So not a, not like Cherokee Navajo Seminole.
He is, he is from India.
We could translate.
Well, don't they speak Indian there?
Again, different type of Indian.
Oh dear. He is from India. We could translate. Well, don't they speak Indian there?
Again, different type of Indian.
Oh dear.
Different type of Indian.
What's this thing Philip Kingston sent us?
I typically, I've been ignoring these protest stories.
Which thing?
Is it the thing he tweeted to us?
Well, he sent us that,
there's all these anti-Trump or anti-immigration or whatever rallies taking place. And there's one that he sent us taking place in Dallas this Saturday. It's part of these No Kings.
Oh, okay, so that's what he's... I only... I didn't know what it was about.
Yeah.
He just sent us a thing that Paula Poundstone will be there.
Well, you mother effer, I was going to read the whole thing. Oh, I'm so sorry.
That just ruined the whole thing. You know it better than that. They have like five names on here
of what you've never heard of. It's like you can see Shelley Skeen of Lambda Legal
or Kelly Hart from Planned Parenthood. All these names and then headlined by Paula Poundstone,
the comedian.
Like a concert?
Paula Poundstone, comedian who diddled a child.
Uh oh.
So if you're looking for someone
to help support your causes,
that's actually the first question
Game Day Men's Health asked us
to make sure we were good to go.
We said no.
No child diddle?
No, none on record.
Paula Poundstone.
Wasn't she on like...
She like adopted a kid and wasn't she on what?
The main stage of comedy?
No, on Big Dick's Wild Ass Circus.
Like I thought she was like kind of like
one of the mainstays.
For real?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
I swear to God.
Is that her real last name?
You wanna get Ty Walker on the? Can? He's probably her kids name was stone
Don't dude
Dave to from game day loves that one
Pound stone
Anyways, yeah, do you think should we send Henry?
To this event?
Like why is Paula Poundstone showing up in Dallas
to talk to us about politics?
There's a lot there, I think you should.
I feel like something, I feel like her,
there's no like bad part on her.
No dude, I'm telling you.
Wikipedia page.
Did she have to screw up?
Charge with felony child endangerment.
That might have been the part.
Well, that's driving while intoxicated
with her children in the car.
Dude, I'm telling you, there's something
where she had adopted a child.
You like that?
Charged with three counts of lewd acts
upon a girl younger than 14.
Oh, goodness gracious.
She's a predatory lesbian who had some funny jokes,
at least as I remember.
Did she have funny jokes?
No, no they're terrible.
Her tour or something going to the protest.
I guess she's just speaking out, she's speaking out.
She's raising awareness.
Okay, she's not gonna do a set?
Whatever, whatever.
Let's see, did sheies it. Did she?
She said, I was an alcoholic though.
Oh.
I'll claim that.
I think she's trying to use that.
Went to rehab.
Yeah.
It's an interesting play.
She's a voice in Inside Out 2.
What?
She's doing kids movies?
That seems weird.
Yeah, I would say that seems a little bit weird.
It does.
I think she's doing a little bit weird.
I think she's doing a little bit weird.
I think she's doing a little bit weird.
I think she's doing a little bit weird.
I think she's doing a little bit weird.
I think she's doing a little bit weird.
I think she's doing a little bit weird. I think she's doing a little bit weird. I think she's doing a little bit weird. I think she's doing a little bit weird. I think She's doing kids movies? That seems weird. Yeah I would say that's a little
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Ty Walker informs me that Paula Poundstone, not a regular on the Wild Ass Circus.
Don't besmirch the whack by including Paula Poundstone.
I swear she was on though.
Probably.
I mean I'd be down to have her on. Where she was on though? Probably. Yeah.
I mean, I'd be down to have her on.
Train wreck.
I don't think y'all could handle that.
Let's book her.
We'll talk about the thing.
What are they in town for?
Some yell about how we don't want to have a king.
The protest.
Surely you've heard about them.
No? No. I think he just told us about them, but I wasn't really in the story.
It's all good. I usually don't do those stories.
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There's a whole thing where he reads names. I promise we're good people.
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I think so.
Day one subscriber here, number 411.
I want to say happy Troy Palamalu birthday to my older brother
Abrar, a fellow subscriber.
Jake may remember me as one of the dudes on the IJB Doc podcast,
as well as the one dude who used the IJB promo code for stars, tickets and change.
Jake promised to buy me a drink.
Gosh, this guy has a long email here.
Anyway.
That's a large man.
I've met him.
Watch for my new G hottest ice cream,
coconut flavor, Coco Haram.
Okay, that's really good.
Boko Haram is a nice separatist terror group.
More Julie and Sarah on the same show.
Ooh.
From Naveed Sarmast.
Wild.
You don't know what Sarah will try to get you into though.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You'll tell us.
Anyway, dear Dan, I would like to wish happy belated birthday
to my older brother in sports
leader, DF Nick in Chicago.
He just had his Alex Goligoski birthday.
Good Lord, what a reach.
33?
33?
Okay.
That puts him in his Jesus year.
I've got that jersey.
He's the one that got me listening to The Ticket years ago, then showed me to the dumb
zone after you guys got fired.
Hey.
Did we get fired?
No.
No.
For that, I think, if we got fired,
we would get some kind of a compensation
from that afterwards.
I only got fired once, and it was by Tony's Pizza.
Why?
Because I went to Warped Tour instead of coming in
for my shift.
When I told him the week before,
Tony, I will not be here Saturday.
And he's like, then you're fired.
The actual Tony?
Your priorities are out of whack.
Still on, it's still in business.
Roof Snow.
In honor of his birthday, Dan,
please name the manager of the San Diego Padres.
That's of course Mike Schilt.
He hasn't changed.
Others have changed and I don't, I can't do the bit.
That's okay.
How'd you even know that his was still, that he was still there though? You knew that it's good
Well, I'm pretty sure I guess I would have heard if he got fired
Are you familiar with Mike Schilt?
Former Cardinals
Skipper
Anyway, that's from Chris in LA. Dear Front Butt Fuhrer,
happy Gilbert Arena's birthday to my nephew Hank.
I bought him a Fisher Price ping pong table.
Zero?
So he could be the first overall pick
of the 2046 NFL draft.
Congrats.
Okay, bought him a ping pong table
to prep him for the NFL.
For shoddy.
His dad's leader is Steve Noviello.
His leaders are Blake's surprisingly not racist Andrew
Yang impression, the weight clause in hot girl Jordan's
prenup, and Jake's love for team dinners, FNICO, Free Luigi
from Clayton.
Free Luigi.
Free Luigi from Clayton.
Free Luigi.
Do you think he's hot? Luigi from Mario and Luigi?
Nah, Luigi from Socialist Revolution.
Killing CEO Luigi.
Luigi Maggioni.
I don't know enough to speak to if he's hot or not.
How about a what?
How do you not heard it? That's a big thing.
I don't know. I don't know. It's like a nationwide man hunt. How did you not heard it? That's a big thing. I don't know.
I don't know.
It's like a nationwide man hunt.
How do you not know there's protests down the street?
Well, you didn't.
She's got you there.
Until Jake said it.
Boy, I would sign up to sit courtside for a,
how do you not know that between Julie and Dan?
As they just go back and forth,
stunning each other in gaps of knowledge.
That's actually a current trend.
What?
The calling your friend goodnight,
and that was three weeks ago,
but the thing now is having your partner sit
in front of a TV and explain what's on the TV.
Okay.
So you could be hip.
Tick tock Blake.
How about a weight clause in your pre-nup?
I mean, I think that's okay to do to him.
Okay.
No problem for me with game day men's health.
That's right.
Sit him up, I'll knock him out.
How do you not know what CFNM is?
What?
See?
CFNM, I don't know.
I just wanna know if Luigi's hot.
I really thought you were asking me
about the cartoon character and I was thinking trying to give you an answer. He's a piece, Luigi's, know if Luigi's hot. I really thought you were asking me about the cartoon character and I was thinking
I was trying to give you an answer.
He's a piece, Luigi's, Luigi Man-Gione isn't.
Okay, yeah, sort of sounds familiar.
Sounds like someone who's hot.
Dan, my 39th birthday was yesterday.
Day one subby of the dumb zone.
My leader is Dan and Jake telling Blake
that somehow the year could be half over on June 8th
because months have different days.
I'm a good teammate.
February's the short month, right?
Yeah. And that's in there.
That was my point. So?
Oh.
Oh, your point is that it's, oh yeah, that's a great point.
But I wanna do something here.
I wanna dissect and still make him look like an idiot.
That was not a good point. just because February is a couple days shorter
The problem is we're in June. Yeah, but it's
The line it moves the line back but like forward. Yeah, but like you're no it's a point
But that the much bigger point is you should have just said yeah, but it's still June
Like there's no way. There's no way.
You brought it up, you were like,
the math is off because of February.
Right, but it was the other way.
It was the other way.
Anyway, this is from Jeremy Edwards,
who says, my claim to fame is I'm the one who told Jake
about the car tray in a tweet in October 2017.
I believe it.
That he turned you on to the car tray.
We have a picture of that tweet right there Wow
That's incredible almost 10 years ago. I love that he forgot the L. We is a great word
says the steering steering wheel tray is an absolute must for team eat in your car and
then Jake acquired one and I
Got two in my car right now the legend grows the whole revolution
It's so good.
If you don't want to eat on it you need one to work. Yeah. You need one to work.
They're ten bucks. Doesn't she hit her head on the bottom of it? It can be an
issue. That's just a little fun here Julie. Hey Dan I hope this email finds
you well. I want to wish my good
friend Matt Brown from Flower Mound a happy birthday it's funny wait what is
today is it the 11th or 12th this says the 12th good Matt is a day one number
142 his leaders are Mike Soroy's glow up and Don Nelson's chain. My story's closed. From fellow D1DF Josh from Oklahoma City.
Okay, if I started wearing just like the
smallest little chain, no chance?
I don't think so.
Honestly, I thought about it when I saw Donnie.
Just be chain guy?
Not a big one, but like I have friends who dress like me
and that they just wear like a plain shirt and they just have like a small like me and that they just wear a plain shirt.
And they just have a small necklace or small chain.
My dad always had one.
It's cool for the kids right now.
The 10 to 14 year old boys are wearing chains.
I tried.
I feel like you definitely did.
As a 14, 13 year old, yeah, why not?
I'll try the chain, maybe I'm a chain guy.
Yeah.
I think I had a ring for a bit.
A pager? Maybe I'm a chain guy. Yeah. I think I had a ring for a bit and awesome.
A pager? I had-
Although you were like functionally using a pager.
My wedding ring, no I never did a pager.
My wedding ring though lasted like two days.
Yeah.
I'm like I can't wear this.
I can't do it.
I'm not getting any tail anymore.
I have to take this off honey.
I know.
No actually I think that works the other way.
Julie knows that.
The wedding rings are attractive.
Girls are attracted to guys with wedding rings?
At a certain age, yes, 100%.
Other guys, not your husband, with a wedding ring.
You're saying that's attractive?
What if I start wearing them now?
Now I'm thinking of it.
I'm asking, is that what you're saying?
I'm saying 100% women at this age,
when you're like 35 older,
I feel like women, if you were to go out
and not have a woman with you
and you have a wedding ring on, they are more interested.
Is it because they know?
It's because they wanna wreck your home.
Jeez.
Oh, I thought it was because they know
that you won't want to. True, at all.
I don't know.
Like you just want to party.
Yeah, then maybe that's good.
Like he doesn't want to deal with me later.
Which is great.
The replies are gonna support me on this. Uh-uh.
Dear P-Man, I celebrate my Jake.
Gonna give up.
They probably didn't, Dan did.
That's true.
My Jake Ottinger birthday.
29.
So I figured I'd send this email the day after
in case I didn't make it through the night.
Yeah, I was gonna say, what does that mean?
You get to have two hours of your birthday day
and then it's over?
No.
And then someone ruins it for you?
My leaders are every blood member of the beehive.
You wanna weigh in on the stars?
There's a lot there.
There is.
My leaders are every blood member of the beehive
and Jake's shitty AI songs that he forces into the show.
Ooh, burn.
There's been like two.
How do you like that?
I got a game day one and it's so shitty.
You have a game day song?
Yeah.
It's terrible.
And John, that's from John Carley.
I'm obsessed with bad AI songs, yes.
So it's Thursday, June 12th.
We do some On This Day Now in 1942.
Anne Frank?
Wanna keep laughing?
A German-born Jewish girl living in Amsterdam received a diary for her 13th birthday.
A month later, her and her family went into hiding from the Nazis.
On this day in 1952...
Stay tuned to find out what happens later in the year.
I was gonna say, we handled that well until that.
In Bonham, Texas.
I mean, it's down near like Aggieland, right?
No, I think it's up by Sherman.
Oh, I'm thinking of Brenham.
Yeah, there you go.
Don't know it, I should.
Anyway here, it says a Tabby cat.
This is 1952, a cat named Dusty
Is Dusty a hot name
Definitely can be yeah
No said a
Set a Guinness World Record by producing
420 kittens during her breeding. Whoa. Oh my god
She gave birth to her last litter which was a single kitten on this day in 1952.
Okay, I found this on the web.
Siri, record.
What's Siri saying?
Who is that, me or?
Who's searching that?
Is that Henry?
No, my phone just picked up on you saying something
that sounded like Siri.
Oh.
400, that's incredible.
Siri, what is NS, or wait, on this day in 1987,
President Ronald Reagan to a-
Are we just gonna stop there?
We're not gonna talk about the cat?
Yeah, I'm looking into the cat.
What should I say about it?
The first- 429-
I found a tweet about it.
The cat loved a F.
From the Guinness World Records.
The first comment on the tweet is,
that's one prolific pussy.
Oh, gosh.
I was thinking there's got to be a duck.
You wanted more.
Somewhere.
You are the one who wanted more.
I think it's funny that this cat had bits and got to 420.
Like 420 was like, ah.
Yeah, bro.
Bro, 420 cats, dog.
I feel like we need to put a pin in this,
because I want to talk about it more in long form,
talk about this later.
I know Dan's on the move.
How about on the mom game?
Jeez, dude.
I think it's, I'm with you.
I'm pretty interested.
Let's do a half hour on the, OK, go ahead.
I want to see images.
Go ahead.
Photos, videos.
No, I mean, what else do you want?
Well, I'm embarrassed to in front of our new friends.
But how many times do you think they had to do it
to make that many kittens?
Yeah, what was the breakdown?
I mean, a litter is what, like three to six?
That seems low.
But I'm trying to investigate this right now.
See, you're with me.
You can't just drop this crazy cat's bat.
You can just let him move on.
Read the other.
Just keep going.
You just let him read other.
He reads old stuff that happens,
because it makes him, it's like that show,
what's it called, Stranger Things?
I like this segment a lot.
And while he does that, I'll look this up,
and we'll jump it back, it's called The Weave.
Teamwork, okay.
Jake's gonna do some research
while you talk about your old stuff.
Well that's what history is, it's old stuff.
History is very rarely something that's next week.
And while you do your silly little segment,
he's going to research how many times did this cat have sex.
Yeah, let me do something important over here.
We're going to lose the sponsorship on day one.
But yeah, continue on with this day in history or whatever.
Anyway, Reagan said tear down this wall is about to be a
discussion.
Why are you on the videos tab of the Google search?
I'm not.
On this day in a still unsolved murder,
Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman
were slashed to death outside her Los Angeles home.
Well, the only man that could solve it left us.
He wrote a book though.
On this day.
Oh, you're talking OJ.
In 2011,
the Dallas Mavericks win their first NBA title.
Winning game six of the finals.
105 to 95, Jason Terry scores 27, Dirk scores 21.
What a time.
What a time.
Remember the Mavs.
Good time to be alive.
How'd he do it?
Why?
Why?
Don't think about it.
I have to think about it.
And one famous wedding on this date.
Or Blake. about it. And one famous wedding on this date for Blake in 1999 when David Arquette Courtney Cox married Courtney Cox. Blake loves friends. What a special day. Did you
know Blake is stoked on Friends? I don't think I knew that about Blake, but I like it.
Friends is wonderful.
It is, it's a great show.
You're a Monica guy?
So wait, you like Friends and Forrest Gump?
No way.
Yeah, that's right.
What a vendigar.
What a vendigar.
King of Queens.
Hey, here's this Nickelback album you let me borrow.
Other birthdays today include a Kemp spin Marv Albert 84.
Yeah. That's a pretty... That's like on Mount Rushmore. Antoine Jamison is 49. I
always thought it was funny like you know Norm wasn't in that many sketches.
Norm MacDonald? Yeah. Norm Norm Hitch, yeah go ahead.
Like overall just you could tell, the Weekend Update guys don't do a lot of sketches, but
when he did it was almost always impressions and they were kind of shitty.
Like he wasn't an impressions guy.
And just the fact that they would get him to do Marv, that's all, I would just go back
to school on Monday just doing Norm as Marv.
I thought she was a pizza, yes!
How many of your friends understood what you were doing?
I made them, I'm just saying.
Did you ever watch?
I would memorize the entire Saturday Night Live
and then do it on the sidelines
the whole week during practice.
That's amazing.
Are you familiar with Chris Elliot
on the David Letterman show?
Wasn't playing a lot.
Right.
The gross guy, like the... You know Chris Elliot or show? Wasn't playing a lot. Right. The gross guy?
You know Chris Elliott or no?
Yeah, I think so.
Not the musician, right?
Anyway, this is pre-me being old enough, I guess,
to even watch the David, you know, stay up that late.
But as my kid was growing up and we'd
watch YouTube videos together, we used to watch,
we watched all the
Marv Alberts on David Letterman, which were really fun. Yeah, I remember the one right after
everything happened was great. Well, mine was much, ours is more about before that because he would
show bloopers and like it was cool. And then Chris Elliott would come on with his fake Marv Albert
and he's got like three or four of those he ever did.
And that's a fun, fun ride.
I would advise you take that.
Drew Holliday is 35.
Ring.
Dallas Clark is 46.
Retire his number.
Jake wants to put in the Hall of Fame.
Hideki Matsui is 48.
They just drafted another white tied in, right?
He's gonna wear-
Penn State guy.
44.
Hideki Matsui.
Matsui?
Yeah, Scott Thompson is 66.
He was on Kids in the Hall and the Larry Sanders Show.
Kendra Wilkinson is 40.
Hank Baskett.
Hank Baskett's ex.
Hugh Hefner.
Hugh Hefner.
She caught Hank Baskett with a trans person, or something.
Yikes.
Of that nature.
Oh, you're transphobic, huh?
No, I mean, you can catch anyone with anyone
and I'd probably say yikes if you're married to him.
Oh, man.
Square.
That's a great one.
Dave Franco is 40.
That is James Franco's brother.
Calm down, Greg.
Soccer.
Paul Schultz is 63.
He is the priest in The Sopranos.
Jason Mewes is 51.
He was in
Clerks,
which I've never seen.
Yeah, I kinda skipped that hole.
Jay and Silent Bob, which I've never seen
I skipped all that but I will get people yelling at me about it
The problem with Jay and silent Bob is I feel like you group
the big Lebowski in with it
like as the same sort of like stonery and
You think I shouldn't put the big Lebowski because the same people tell me I got to watch both of them.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
I don't know how anybody here feels, but The Big Lebowski to me is a far superior product to anything like Kevin Smith or Clerks or Mallrats. All that stuff was corny to me.
Yeah, it should never be put in the same category. But it's just kind of stonery, so people, yeah. But I don't know. Big Lebowski's a great movie.
Get more upset every time we talk about this.
We're going to have to hook up with the theater and go see it.
Julie?
Yeah?
Hey, hey, hey.
We can't just go see a movie without it.
Dave's, do you guys own any movie theaters?
And our birthday of the day for the show is Vicky Vett is 60.
That is a adult film star.
Not just like a guess.
Not just an actress.
How would I know her?
I don't know.
I just had to have a birthday of the day
and I couldn't find one that I liked.
Like what do you want me to use the guy
from J and Silent Bob?
Dave Franco, that didn't seem good.
Like he knows.
Kind of give up.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Born on the stay now dead.
HW.
George Bush.
Do you have one or not?
You wanna give Henry one more day? I feel like today you have to since you didn't really have-
Oh, Henry birthday of the day.
But he's off mic though.
Although-
We can throw him on a mic.
Although yesterday he forgot the professor.
I feel like you just didn't say it.
That's worse. You should definitely lie and say you forgot.
If you knew that it was the professor's birthday
and you kept him off the list, we might be done here.
This might be your last date.
Redeem yourself.
Might be your last date.
So Henry's supposed to come up.
He's the young, hip dude.
He's supposed to come up with a young, hip birthday,
and he didn't have the professor.
Correct.
On Tuesday.
And what's your excuse on that?
I just chose someone else, honestly.
The truth is. I thought he chose somebody really crappy
He doesn't know who the professor is what the jeff teague one that was crap
Just so just get a birthday
Are you like now looking it up? No, I've I have it on the screen, but I did this earlier this morning
We'll go with we'll go with Don toliver today
this morning. What have we got?
We'll go with Don Toliver today.
He's just a really big rapper from Houston.
I do know who Don Toliver is.
Yeah.
He makes good music.
I listen to him fairly often.
Is he Bun B?
Say again?
Is he Bun B?
No.
I thought you said he's a rapper from Houston.
He's Bun B, sure.
Yes, he's Bun B.
He's sure.
Yeah, he's Bun B. He's actually somebody Houston. He's Bun B, sure. Yes, he's Bun B. Yeah, he's Bun B.
He's actually somebody else.
He's Bun B.
Also born on the Stay Now Dead, Jim Neighbors,
who was Gomer Pyle in the Andy Griffith show.
Oh, we still have Henry's Gomer or Andy Griffith report
coming, don't we?
Or Leave It to Beaver.
Leave It to Beaver.
Andy Griffith is just a solid show.
Leave It to Beaver, I don't know if it is, but also.
Dan.
What?
They're no different.
You don't think?
You think?
I've probably always thought they were the same show.
OK, well then Big Lebowski is probably
just like Jay and Silent Pop.
The point is, you don't know until you try them both.
You ever hear, you know who Gomer Pyle is or no?
So Henry should watch the Andy Griffith show?
Nah.
Anyway, let's go to dead on this day still dead.
We have Jerry West.
The logo.
Died one year ago today and died on this day in 2012.
Henry Hill. The. Henry Hill.
The real Henry Hill.
Friend of the bad radio program.
You know who he is?
Dude, you're driving your car, you're looking up overhead,
you got the helicopters coming.
It's Goodfellas, bro.
Oh, the real life Goodfella?
Yeah.
Okay.
He's the guy that Ray Liotta was playing.
Okay.
I think at one point early on in my producer career, I was like a little...
Like, should we have Henry Hill?
I almost said a bad word.
Since he was real.
About myself.
Yeah.
I'm like, how did you guys have a guy who's like a murderer?
He's an actual murderer.
Like, he's an actual guy who's had like bodies
on the ledger and they're like, can you do a liner?
Well, you've had to do things for work that weren't.
I know and in hindsight, I'm like, that was gay.
Like he's.
Good movie.
Whatever.
Yeah. Let him be.
He is a murderer though.
So now we are at the portion of the program that we like to call closing remarks and it's brought to us by
Game day men's health. Hey live from the game day men's health studio
Dude, I don't come on. It's it
Why don't you guys just start talking at all? Okay. I thought you're gonna like lead into it with that. It's just a shitty
Anyway, these are the guys from game day Men's Health. Maybe we'll end with it. Dave, this particular Dave is from the Grapevine
location. My home base. Yeah I've been there a couple times so I've been there
more than Jake. What I'm trying to say. The competition I like it. How many
locations? He tried it.
I tried, I tried.
Don't shoddy.
Thank you for finishing your sentence.
My favorite location is Gravevine
because it's real close to me.
But like is there one close to Blake?
He's in Wiley.
Absolutely.
Is there anything over there?
How many across the DFW area?
There's 11 across the Metroplex.
Okay.
Your Rowlett one is pretty close to me.
Yes.
They're everywhere, folks.
Now I know we've been in some talks behind the scenes
about you're going to, once the advertising campaign
really kicks off, that you will have like a special,
like a code or some kind of a thing available
to people is that available yet it is available right now what do we got you
mentioned the dumb zone and you get 10% off TRT treatment for life Wow what is
TRT testosterone replacement therapy okay 10% off for life. For your lifetime, Dan.
No, for you that might not be that long, but... Oh! Wow. But with the help of game day itself.
We're hooking up to extend that. Well, we're trying to get you to live your life
the best years while you have them. And that's your main deal, the testosterone replacement.
But like when I was in there last week, I was like, you got anything to help me?
Like, seriously, I was concerned
about just being physically getting through the big summer events
and it's going to be hot and all that.
And I guess, yeah, I guess you guys.
So the B12 shot is something that's on the menu? Yes. Which is awesome. Yes, and we gave you the
one with the thousand mics, so it would last you more than one day. Yeah, and you also do the...
We've all heard about the IV thing for different stuff, but I know you do that as well. We
probably should just talk about testosterone replacement
because that's your main deal, but I just,
there's lots of things that you guys deal with
regarding men's health.
No, there is.
Isn't that weird?
And something you mentioned earlier that, you know,
kind of threw me off a little bit, you know,
when we were talking about the 439 kittens.
Yeah.
And you said you weren't getting any tail.
I was like, you need to come see Game Day.
That will help.
We've got something that'll help you get some tail, Dan.
Okay.
I'm like a guarantee, even Dan.
I feel like they'd help though,
because also I have the problem of if I got the tail,
what do I do with it?
Can I handle this?
And I feel like Game Day Men's Health would help me in that department as well. We have some
peptides that can that target all sorts of different things and one of the
peptides that came to mind that might work out well for you was PT-141. Now
what is a peptide? I've heard of that. A peptide is simply just a chain of 40 or
more amino acids and our body has thousands of them and
I guess what kind of made the peptides become popular
were some of the
The GLP ones and some of the weight loss
Peptides that are out there now. He's talking about the fat shot. Yes. Oh really as Trump would say that's a peptide
Yeah, okay. So you guys help with so not only do we weight? So not only do we have peptides for weight loss,
we've got peptides to help muscle mass growth.
We've got peptides for cognitive purposes, like NAD+.
What if I want to hit a softball further?
Which one would that be?
That would definitely be probably the CJC1295 Ipomorlin
Blend.
I was thinking that too. Yeah. These peptides. It's the one they told me about the other day. the CJC 1295 Ipamorlin blend. Oh wow.
I was thinking that too.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
These peptides.
It's the one they told me about the other day.
See we're trying to trick Dave here
thinking he doesn't know what he's talking about.
It's like I'm trying to touch 80.
Passing every test.
Yeah.
Yeah.
80?
Just keep it movin' Blake.
Let's get to 65 first.
So the, when I went in there,
is that kind of the process
people go through?
You get your testosterone levels checked
and then you kind of go off and you sit in a room
with a doctor for like a half hour
and she'll talk you through some things
and answer lots of questions for you.
That's correct.
You come in for a free visit.
It's absolutely free.
You come in, you get a quick blood draw.
It takes five minutes.
We have an in-house lab.
You get your results in 20 minutes.
We'll let you know if your prostate's healthy.
Guys, don't go to the doctor.
You can at least come in and we can let you know
if your prostate's healthy
and give you your total testosterone results in 20 minutes.
Go over the results with our clinician
and she can make any recommendations, ask any questions you want.
If you qualify for treatment and something you want, you get your first shot right then and there.
What's qualify mean? Like if you are in some kind of a zone?
Well, some people...
A numerical zone of your testosterone is a bit low.
It depends on your testosterone numbers. Some people might have enough testosterone
where they don't need testosterone replacement therapy.
Oh, okay.
So go find out for no cost.
That's absolutely correct.
Go find out for no cost, and they offer a lot there.
The one thing they don't offer is they said to me after,
they were like, oh, we did the blood test,
your prostate is good, and I'm like,
whoa, where was the finger?
Oh, you don't do that part of it?
You don't do that, idiot.
They're like, we can actually just test it this way.
But I left feeling good,
knowing that I had been checked out,
got the T levels checked.
Okay, nice.
Very easy process.
Doesn't really even feel like a doctor's office,
to be honest.
Yeah, and I guess the T, she told me the clinician clinician is that what we call? Provider. Mm-hmm. Yeah she just told me
there's I guess I didn't know exactly how testosterone was administered but I
guess you can get it a few different ways and very informative. Yeah yeah no
it was great. Can I ask a question because I think a lot of men maybe are
going through
something or feeling a certain way every day and don't know that they need help.
So what are the things I guess you should be looking for if there's
listeners out there that aren't sure if they need to come in? The most common
thing we have guys come in and they just they go I don't know what's going on. I
just seem to be lethargic and tired.
I get plenty of sleep about two o'clock in the afternoon.
I just start fading out.
Sometimes they wake up and they just have some brain fog,
their lack of focus,
and they just don't understand what's going on.
And those are all common signs of low testosterone.
And it doesn't take,
but 45 minutes to come through Game Day, get all these services,
complimentary, no charge.
Awesome.
And find out if you'd be a good candidate for chest choss replacement therapy.
Super easy.
Why did you get into this?
Like you were telling me you owned a different business before and you were like the first
Game Day men's health in dfw we were
well we were we purchased the first uh fran fran territory okay there uh there are a thousand
fifty territories were sold across the united states in less than a year and gameday now has
over 350 clinics open across the country so So now we're the largest test-tester replacement
brick and mortar company in the United States.
Wow.
So what was the thought on why we're doing this
before Father's Day, just because it's a men's health thing?
Because it's not like you,
I don't call there and give that as a present
to your dad or husband or whatever, right?
I guess you could.
You do?
Yeah, it might be a pretty good idea.
Like just an appointment?
I think you could like adjust from a wife's perspective, and then I'll answer while you
answer.
Better than a tie.
But like you could make them an appointment, followed by lunch with, golf with their friend,
whatever, and say, here's your Father's Day plans.
Take care of yourself first for us, for your family, for your wife, for, whatever, and say, here's your Father's Day plans. Take care of yourself first for us,
for your family, for your wife, for your kids,
and then you get this big whatever they want, right?
I think that's a great idea for people that are wondering.
What happens to you for Father's Day?
Now it was your idea, so you're saying it's great?
My idea. Okay.
Because sometimes it's about getting them up
and doing it, right?
Like just go with somebody. Yeah, it is.
Because they don't want to.
They're busy, they're tired, all the things.
Just get them in the door and then they'll realize.
Guys don't want to go to the doctor
and they come home tired.
Their wife wants their man to come home with some energy.
Yeah, at least, yes, all the energy.
Play with the kids, help out, and then yeah.
Yeah.
See what happens.
See what happens later on in the bedroom at night.
Did I tell you guys what it does to your libido?
No, but I was just kind of assuming all that stuff is good.
That's why women want their men to come visit us.
I see.
OK.
My wife just wants me to be able to dunk.
She does.
I'm serious.
She was like, you have a year.
There's no way you can learn to, you can't dunk.
Can you grab the rim?
Well, we're starting with the strikeout.
Oh, okay.
We're gonna work through this.
Before we start bragging about something else
we're not gonna do?
I'm taking this company to the moon.
Okay.
So if my wife is pregnant
and I can't quite keep up right now,
which peptide would that be?
I have one for making pregnant women drag.
I was just asking for.
No, he's saying she wants to do it all the time.
You probably need to come check us out
with some PT-141 nasal spray.
Oh.
Nasal sprays?
Yeah.
All right.
Rip it and grip it.
Sounds easy.
I think Dave has some experience on that himself.
This is very exciting.
Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
We're glad to be in business with you guys.
We think it matches with the audience and our bit.
Staying alive.
Yeah, staying alive, being healthier.
It's a perfect fit.
Yeah, it's a good fit.
Guys, have anything else you'd like to add?
This is closing remarks.
Do you have the nasal spray with you?
All right, well, thanks guys.
So website, all that.
We're gonna put it in the show notes, I would imagine.
But yeah, it's on our website right now.
The website, where do people go?
GameDayMinsHealth.com.
I was hoping you knew your website email address or URL.
I think he was just deciding which would be best.
He's the peptides guy, they got a marketing guy
on the website.
GameDayMen'sHealth.com.
What's the website again?
Yeah, GameDayMen'sHealth.com,
and they are the sponsor of the Game Day Men's Health Studio.
Yeah!
We did it.
Don't forget to mention the dumb zone,
10% off TRT treatment for lifetime.
There you go.
Just mention the dumb zone.
You got it.
Walk in and be like, f those guys, the dumb zone.
They're like, well, it's 10%.
It is a mention.
Yeah, yeah.
Gotta honor it.
Play the song.
All right, thanks. Adios, mofo. We gotta go before this becomes a zoo
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