The Dumb Zone FREE - The 2026 Dumb Zone Generic Summer Event

Episode Date: June 8, 2026

Here is the 2026 Dumb Zone Generic Summer Event live from Four Corners Brewing Company! Acts from Prophets & Outlaws and Quaker City Night Hawks, Brandon Aubrey joins us as he's introduced by a special guest, plus Dumb Zone Family Feud hosted by KT all sponsored by Community Mechanical! (00:00) - Welcome to the DZ GSE (28:19) - Dumb Zone Family Feud (01:04:20) - Brandon Aubrey (01:28:15) - Prophets & Outlaws (02:17:35) - Sponsor love (02:34:54) - Quaker City Night Hawks (03:19:43) - Dumb Zone. Fuck Yeah. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Ithaca College, cue applause. I applaud for myself and say hello friends. And welcome to Four Corners Brewing Company. This is not thegameday.com. Gameday.com. Studio. It is a bar where Blake says, Jake can just have one. Why not?

It is a celebration. Yeah. So thank everybody for showing up. and doing stuff and thank profit and profits and outlaws one profit and outlaws and of course Caitlin no block who pronounces her name incorrectly on today's program what do we have uh we've got bands we've got more from profits and outlaws we've got quaker city nighthawks we've got family feud we're going to check in with the julie dobbler radar and see if we're good on weather that may be happening right now i was trying to help the

damsel up to the stage and she, uh, I think she saw you and she saw that bit. I can do it on my own. That was my whole bit. No train, no damsel. That's how I can get in. The weather is behaving for now. Oh, I believe the weather has been just like usual, right? The whole lot of panic, but then a lot of nothing.

Yeah. Just like Y2K, told you. Okay. Told you that one, anything. Boy, I wish I could have been around you back then. No, I'm, you know, I'm all for, I'll stock up. I'll wear a mask. I want it.

Back then? Oh, absolutely. Burnout. No way, man. I'm adhering. I'm a sheep. I will do what everybody tells me to. Ladies and gentlemen, Julie Dobbs.

Hey. Hello. Thank you. Thank you. I'm locked and loaded, people. What does that mean? We're ready to go. Oh, you're drinking.

A big glass of... Wow, Julie Dobbs drink. What a shot. Yeah, this is crazy. I mean, if you're not drinking at the... Sorry, Jake. Never mind. You're a pussy!

True. Saturday. I'll see myself out. Saturday. No, there's no guilt like the Dan drinking. Hey, look, you're at a bar drinking? What do you mean? Oh, that's a big way.

I'm drinking how water, my friends. Not that horseshit that Jake or Blake drinks. Dude, no doubt. What is that stuff? Did you bring any? Yeah, it's in how water? No. It's in my big water bottle.

He did not. We'll have some family feud. We're giving away a mini-split. $5,000 value. Now, how do we? how does one win that? I think you have to go over to the community mechanical truck. Yes.

Just grab a ticket. They wanted me to tell everybody. Which suspiciously has all the windows blacked out. You can sign up. Israel Luna type stuff. Yeah. They're trying to keep the heat out. Perhaps.

But they have tickets. Let's all hear it for the air conditioning, huh? Yeah, yeah. Much, much, much better. How great is this? Much better. This is great. This is awesome.

Very fun. Very. it's easier to have fun when you're not sweating your nuts off. Toads agree. We can take suggestions to you. Does anybody need chairs? I think they have some chairs in the back

if people want some extra chairs. But why did I even say that? What was I going to do about it? Well, I was excited where that would go next. Oh, yeah. I had no second step. Yeah, that's okay. Step one was just to ask if anybody wants a chair.

Just show that you care. Yeah. But we do have a lot of. of people to thank. Kanye Roso is here cooking pizzas and burgers for sale. We've got, of course, like you said, community mechanical. Let me prove that.

By eating a... And if anybody has a napkin they could bring me, that'd be great. Or I just have my shirt. I have my old shirt here. Go ahead, sorry. Please don't. What? He's already asking for napkins. Don't eat or don't have a napkin. Don't eat. Why? Kanye Roso is here. It's in his hand.

I want to prove to everybody that we have Coni Roso pizza. Because you're in front. I can't imagine taking a bite in front of this many people and not feeling shame. Yeah. I'm sure it was worth it. But yes, Qualis roofing is out here. And you can go sign up, right, for a roof inspection,

and they'll donate some money to an old lady who needs it. Oh, yeah. That's what the copy says. An 81-year-old widow who has no insurance and a roof is messed up. And yeah, Qualis roofing takes on a couple of charity cases. a year, they say, and yeah, they're just going to do it for free. And all you have to do is sign up for a roof inspection. Good people.

They'll just kind of look at it. Yeah. Oh, speaking of Qualis, we got it? Is it here? The Qualis Zone. The Qualis Zone. The Qualis drone is here at the Dumb Zone generic summer event. So we can look high over whatever this place is called.

Four Corners Brewing Company Four Corners Brewing Company Still space If you want to come sit down We should think about Wallace Roofing Wallace Roofing There we know

Everyone got to see that live Right there We love it So it was funny because we Some of our game day people were very worried And they were like Should we just set up inside

Should we call it now This was like Thursday or Friday Oh I thought you meant They were worried everyone would be too bricked up here. Well, no. As they saw a hand to the audience, walking. A lot of tea. No, but they were thinking, should we set up inside?

And then Julie was calmly assuring everyone that, like, we told them, Julie says the rain will hold off, or excuse me, will end by six. Well. I believe was the initial thought. Yeah, a few days ago. That's what the radar said. Right, the dobbler radar. Yeah, the dobbler radar.

I like it. I have so many talents. I just can't even keep track of them all. And, yeah, and it ends up being pushed, I think, till 9 tonight, 10. I really don't want to jinx anything. I feel like we should just chill. But the main thing is, like, the overflow parking here is in a grass field. Yeah.

And my big concern was it was going to be a mud field. I brought my 85K5 blazer with a 12-inch suspension lift. It'll be some muddy. You don't even need it, though. No, you don't, which is interesting because I was hoping it would be really muddy just so that it would all play out really well. Because we had a debate over whether or not people could figure out how to park on their own. Okay. So am I the asshole?

I don't think you're an asshole. I just, it was a discussion. Did anybody park in the huge grass field? And I, so this was just yesterday we were out here and I said, my concern is if we don't have guys directing you where to park, like it comes. cowboy camp or something, you park in that huge grass field. Or like many concerts, right? And there's always somebody, yeah, telling you where to go and park here. And it's always like a kid. And they don't know anything. But at least it gives you some feeling that you're going to be able to get out. How is it? Did it, did, and Jake is like, no, dear, people just figure it out.

I believe these people. I think we got it. Are we good? Does the parking lot look good over there? Did you want to get stabbed? Shiv out there? It's a little like this. Okay, I'm going to walk out there. You're going to expect it? Yeah, I am going to expect. When one of the bands is playing. First time I ever gave a parking attendant money, they robbed it. First time I ever gave a parking attendant money, they robbed it.

My band was playing in Depot, and it was a big night. I was going to the big city. I was like 17. I didn't know y'all had gigs. Oh, yeah. For sure. Was this future janitors of America? No.

That was not a band. but five-minute stranger. Not proud of that name. Not proud of that name, but handed the attendant, the 20. He had an orange vest on, and he quickly turned into a track store. Oh, you saw him take off with it? The fucking second he got the money. Boy, that's the worst.

Just for a 20. Yeah, that was 20. Which is $600 now. So the orange vest, similar to the orange cone. A lot of authority implicit. Orange will make you just say, okay, I'll dig. do it. Yeah.

Caution. The couple people who were excited about America's top, next Top Angelo showed up, bummed. Yeah, I met the guy who said he was going to do a minute of stand-up. He was hilarious, man. Dude, he rushed. That guy was great. He was so cool.

Everyone take your juggling balls back to your car. I'm so sorry. Yeah. What about America's current Top Angelo? Where is he? Have you checked in lately? No. When we broke up, we broke up hard.

Damn, dude. Has he not ever... You up? No. I told you about the story he took the card to my church. Go on. Kind of caused the scene there.

No. He was adamant that he would return the card to me, even though I told him I canceled it. I said, you can rip it up. I don't care. I turned the card off. But he was going to return the card. Yeah.

Like it's some sort of gem or something. What's weird is he could never remember how much money was on the card, but he remembered the one time I told him where I went to church. Yeah. And took the card back and said, here, I don't want this. This is dirty money. Start bad talking about it. Dirty money. Yeah.

And so as he was leaving, he's told the guy, tell Blake I said hello. Wow. The guy who's, I'm sure, a church employee. Yeah, it was very confused. And you're like, no. It's just that I fund this homeless guy. Yeah. I didn't tell him the whole story.

I didn't tell him the whole story. I just said, I'm sorry for what you. you had to go. Showed up at your church. That used to be a common thing in spicy suburban divorces. I mean, I don't know. That's why I heard. That's what we had here.

Yeah. A spicy divorce. It's sad. Have you explained what your shirt means? Oh, do you not know? No. Oh, okay. I'm just here about the tax on teats.

My kids didn't know either. You don't know DoorDash, Grandma? Then do yourself a favor of this, this, uh, this, uh, weekend and Google DoorDash Grandma. Dude, Soroy's appendix is shockingly close to the edge of it. Where is Soroy? No, no. Yeah, we got it back. No. Matt Graham,

our listener, got his appendix back. No. From medical city. You didn't hear it. Here, swear to God. Pick it up. No. Smell it. That is not what is in that. Seriously, it is. You know what's crazy? I saw that sitting there and didn't think anything of it. We got it back. I'm so used to weird S with you guys. We got it back.

But I didn't know. Yeah. Get it away from me. I'll put it on this table. Mike, this is your appendix? Open it up. That's my potential third kid. We said no. He said no, it's not.

There's no way y'all could have gotten that. That's against the law or something. Why? You got your placenta, didn't you? No, I didn't get my placenta. You made it into snuff. What did they do with your cancer when they cut it out? What did they do with my cancer when they cut it out?

Yeah. You put glasses on it? Is it like a hazmat thing? The California raisins? The cancer's just gone. I think it disintegrates into thin air. I don't know what happens to that. But I am missing quite a few body parts.

Okay, these ladies know everything about microplastics and they don't know what happens to their cancer. All I care about is that it's gone, Dan. I didn't ask questions. But they do let you keep your placenta. They let Tom Green keep his testicle. Yeah. It's not unreasonable to think you would get to keep your cancer.

You're thinking about my hysterectomy. Because we had, well, that came up on the air one time. As always. Right. No, you are. I don't know what that is. No, but I had to miss time when we were at the ticket and somehow it came up and y'all asked me a bunch of questions.

You were like, well, what happened to your uterus? Wear your ovaries. It was a whole thing. Nobody remembers. Oh, you don't have a uterus? No, yeah, like it's all gone with Soroy's appendix somewhere in the dumpster. You didn't get to keep that? Outside the hospital.

You didn't get to keep the product? No, no. But I did wonder where it went. If they whip it again? the wall does it stick or does it pop down like the little goo man guy? I don't think it's like a solid object. I think it's just stuff. I think once it leaves your body, it doesn't, it can't live anymore.

I don't think you know anything about it. No, it just dies. Like it can't breathe anymore. It's like not in its natural habitat. Have you corresponded with any all pro NFL players in the last, like enough time to where we could feel confident they would be present tonight? Hold on. DoorDash Grandma, Blake.

Absolutely. What the Fairleys guys did? We're looking at a half hour away. Yeah. Okay. That's good. What is DoorDash Grandma? Trump ordered some McDonald's delivered by DoorDash to advertise one of the parts of his economic policy,

which was going to reduce the taxes on tips. That was a lot. Which would help delivery drivers. And so they had like a 70-year-old woman who just looks like everybody's pissed off. mom at baseball or grandma and she had a shirt that said door dashed grandma. Oh, so she was aware of the bit? No, they actually just

door dashed and then somehow they just knocked on the front door of the White House and Donald Trump answered. Then why are wearing the shirt? It's not an organic bit. It's because of that, it's so hilarious, dude. There's too many layers to the bit. Because it's not an organic bit

is what made it an organic bit. Plus, then, so she's up there, it's so fake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so fake. So he says, so first of all, he lays out to her why you're here. What is the premise for why you're here? And she says, well, my husband got cancered. And they didn't let him keep it.

So I'm door dashing to help pay for the treatment. Why is that funny? I don't know. So it does seem like this is a weird message to send that, hey, we have a system. Okay, don't focus too much on that upstream portion of... Well, but if your husband gets cancer and you're 70 years old, you probably need to go out and get door dashing. That seems like a bad bit, but he's saying, well, but the good bit is that you get to keep the tips full tip. You're not going to get 20% tax on that tip.

So like just the tax on tips, not your regular pay, but the tips. And she said that is going to help pay for the cancer. And it's really funny because then he's like, yeah, so she's here with the McDonald's and boy, somehow he morphed into, don't you hate it when like the boys play girls sports? And she's like, I don't know, I'm just here delivering McDonald's. I don't have an opinion on that. Yeah, so it's very funny, Blake.

And I think retroactively, you're going to laugh heartily. Yeah, Dan says it's funny. When you think about me and my DoorDash grandma shirt. Okay, so if we have half an hour until he gets here, should we start speed running? Like, should we do some wireless and... Yeah, well, where's our boy? Engage, where is our boy? Mike Soroy, come up here, man.

I didn't know he could get that far. Oh, wow, the people love it. The people love it. Do you want to hand him the wireless stuff? Mike's Roy. Will you do some wireless for us? Mike's like, yeah, I don't know. I guess I'll do it.

Yeah, yeah. You know, I guess I'll be entertaining. I mean, it's... It's the way it is. We 100% could have convinced Julie for the rest of the night that that was actually a... of his body that came out. I thought it was for a bit.

I know, why is Mike like that? I don't want to fake out Julie. Well, I remember. The doctors won't let you do that. I sort of tried. Like, they just won't give it to you. But people do. I don't want to go back to the. That's how I just, like, figured it out, though, within myself that y'all were lying.

There's a... More Mikey. Who else can be... Oh, we need any, yeah. So what's going on outside, sponsor-wise? So sponsor-wise, I do want to mention, so we got the, like you said, the big boys are out there, community. We have Game Day Men's Health. We have Fairlease.

Howe Water has a station set up, so it's hot out there, get some water, not hot in here. Kanye Roso has pizza, and then Silverback Construction. Nate is around here if you need someone to, like, pick up your house. But then puddle pools. Puddle pools is on site here, and they, They're playing the wacky game where they have a little pool, and they have like 50 ducks in there, and then you pick up a duck.

Because we said that game sucked. Did we say it sucked? That game sucks. No, no. You might win something from puddle pools. But there's no skill involved. Oh, what do you want to do here? But this is just at the fair.

It sucks when your kids want to play that game, and you're like, everything. Yeah, there's no skill. It's a random game of chance. That's the least skill-based one at the fair. I'm just saying when it came up, I was disappointed by how much the kids just want the slot machine game. That's all it is. It's just slot machines for children.

Yeah, you're yelling out of cloud, probably. You've got to train them to how the slot machine works. We might have just had a great idea. Slot machines for children? Just up the ante fully. What about slit machines? What about them? Slit? Add that to the list.

That's a word he ruined. Hey, you guys got me now. I'm way back here. Among the D.F. Hey, it's Mike Soroy. Look at this. Oh, okay. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

of GFs at the generic summer event. Look at these people. What a damn day. It's the C-suite that you're in. I'm honored to be here. With a cut, no appendix, don't need it. And stop asking me about it, everyone. It's very kind of you.

I'm not going to show it to you. Why not? There are a bunch of scar fuckers out here. They're chasing me around. That's probably the toughest thing about you at this point. Everybody wants to see your scar. Yeah. Scarfuckers.

Did we give away all of the piss bottles, Mike Soroy? I can find out. There's a massive line over here, mostly to try to get beer, I believe. Oh, okay. I got a hang-in piss bottle right here. I see number 32 out of 69. The juice. It's only, it's half full.

It's like the tornado chasers, but for scars. It's like people that are just like, I heard there's a scar in the building. 42, 69? You got 42 of 69 here. You know a bug chaser is? boat? A bug chaser? No. Okay.

Go ahead. No, who do you have next? We'll get to it. I'm just looking to piss jars and everybody's having a good time. They're all waiting for beers. Guys who wanted to try to acquire AIDS. There is a restroom here, though, right? Yes, there is.

Okay, you don't need to use the piss jar tonight. It's just for when you're in that tight situation. Not here. Who you got, Mike? I don't know. Who do you want to talk to? We got the gavers here. They're always wild.

What's their age descript? All right. What's your age? is asking the following questions. What's y'all's age discrepancy? 20 years. According to break. I don't think it changes. I pick her up in the crib.

20 year gap. Can anybody be to 20 year gap? It's not according to me. It's according to math. I got 20. She's 20 years younger than you. Ask the lady, when did they start dating? How old are you? How old are you? Ten years old? Don't make us too long.

Oh, 26. Oh, okay. It was legal. It was legal. It was legal. He was too quick to say that. It was semi-legal. Okay.

There you go. True love. They're the best. Thanks for the wine. So he waited until she could rent a car. That's nice. Yeah. Yeah.

Who else got a piss jar over here? Everybody excited about all that? I don't see too many. A man. A dude who came in from Wisconsin. Really? No way. Can't believe that.

Typically people are like, yeah, I made it over here from a hear. Yeah, I felt bad because there was a guy that introduced himself. He said he came all the way from Tulsa. Yeah. And I immediately Wisconsin mocked him. I told him the Wisconsin guy, and he's like, oh, damn. He felt bad then. And I felt bad that I told him.

So if you're the guy from Tulsa, you're the farthest, man. You drove the farthest. He really did. We got a game day winner. We got a family here with two piss jars. They got here early. How are we doing today? Hey, my wife wanted one, so she...

What? To drive home. Yeah, how do girls use these things? That's not happening, right? Sure, honey. I'll take you wherever you need to go. That's not up to me. We don't have an adapter, a dumb zone adapter.

The screw on the top. She'll make it work. Oh. Oh, dear. He's confident. The autograph looks great on these, Jake, by the way. I just decided I don't care anymore. What?

He's here to make fun of my signature. No, it looks amazing. Oh, you signed him? Yeah. Wow. Now that I think about it, I don't really know that he asked me to. You're saying, yeah, he probably wants to sign. reflecting back on that whole process.

I'm like, yeah, of course. Definitely. Most people want my signature. Work your way back there, Mike. Let's see who else you can find. I don't know how far I can go. You can go as long as you want. There's Ryan Russell.

At least until you find our plant back there. Yeah, I was going to say, there's a... We're kind of doing some... How much bad acting... Does anybody talk to Mike Soroy about what we're doing? I feel like the plan was... Hey, can you go find Kevin? Oh, yeah.

Go find a guy in a suit. Hey, gumby thought for you. I was thinking if... Kevin Turner, T.C. Fleming, and Clayton Kimbrough, all hosted a show together, right? They could call it KTCK. Oh, that'd be so cute. You like that? I do.

I love it. I think it's awesome. I found Kevin Turner. Oh, wow. Hey, Kevin. I didn't know he would be here. KT of KTCK. He's back here, studying note cards, sweating profusely.

He's ready for his hosting gig momentarily. How are you feeling, Kevin? I'm feeling really good. I think everyone's having a good time today. Yeah? But, uh, you guys won't play the feud? Yeah. Let's play the feud.

Why not? Let's play the feud. Let's get our contestants up here. Welcome to the Dumb Zone family feud. Kevin Turner. A combination of Steve Harvey, Richard Dawson, and Ray Combs. Rest in peace. Now, we're going to have a lot of fun today.

We have two teams that are going to be competing and questions that you all helped. You all helped. helped give the answer to. We sent out to all the subscribers some questions. You guys responded. I tallied them. We put them on cards and we'll see how that goes. Thanks to prophets and outlaws for playing that theme. They're going to be playing it multiple times. We're going to have four rounds. Okay. Round one worth one point. Round two worth two points. Round three worth three points. Round four worth seven points. Confusing. Yeah, let's come back. Yes, stand in order.

We're going to start with Team Jake. They won the salad toss backstage. We don't have the fast money equipment, clearly. Before we meet the team, we'll just do question one. The top eight answers are on the board. Jake, name a euphemism that Uncle Hotmel might use for his penis. Slung. Show me shlong.

Hey, hey, let's meet the team. Who do we have here? We have Bo from Santa Fe. Bo. Is it true that you have a Prince Albert? Yes. You still have it? Yes.

Congratulations on that. You guys want any advice on how to do that? Talk to Bo. Yeah, these mics are hot. We're good. Oh, yeah, fantastic. Drop Beth is here. Drop Beth.

50 drops a week. We could have used her help when 971 the freak was on the air. Oh, thank you for being here, Beth. Thank you for having me. George is here, everyone. Jordan Richardson. I've never been so close to a Prince Albert before.

Feels good. I didn't even write anything because you have too many stories. Make sure that you spend some time with George tonight, everyone. You're going to love it. I do. And also, we have James, James from prophets and outlaws. Oh, thank you very. much. Is it true that you once fainted at a music festival while receiving a hand massage?

Yeah. Pass the fuck out. Daddy's baby boy. All right. Beth, I have you next on the list here. So we have, again, seven answers remaining on the board. Beth. Name a euphemism that Uncle Hotmail might use for his penis. She said Hog. I've never said that. Show me hog. Hog. More piglet.

Let's move on to there's an order to these things, but we'll just go down the line. It's easier. James. Yes. Name a euphemism that Uncle Hotmail might use

for his penis. The main vein. The main vein. Show me the main vein. Eight of them. One hundred people. We're surveyed. Yeah, 100 people were surveyed.

Apparently not. Okay, George. That's the old me. I wouldn't say that anymore. The good news is, that's year one. He didn't take an answer off the board. Name a euphemism that Uncle Hotmail might use for his penis. Come on, George.

Member, KT. Member. Show me, member. Team Dan, get ready to steal over here. A lot of pressure, boat. You look great, by the way. Thank you. You really do.

I'm a little sweaty. How is he telling them what he would say? This doesn't make any sense. You made the rules. We have one more. Very, you guys need to run the table here. You've got to get six answers in a row. No pressure.

Let's go to bow. Name a euphemism that Uncle Hotmail might use for his penis. He definitely calls it as junk. Junk. Give me junk. It's rigged. Oh, no. Team Dan talking it out.

We've been huddling up. So what do you want? You want me to do the thing? Name a euphemism that you might call your penis. Okay. This is a bad question. I would never do this, but they said... Don, dong, dong.

We're gonna go with dong. D-O-N-G. D-O-N-G. No one likes dong out there? Don. Show me dong. We're still in it. We're still in it.

We're still in it. I don't know. All right. Let's see, uh, let's see the other answers. Number eight. Guys, chair. The Dana. Number seven. Number six. Number two. Thought that was going to work. Excellent. All right. Good job, guys. We're still in. Come on. Did you add those numbers up? That was way more than 100. Yeah, it was like almost 300. That's ridiculous. Let's go to Team Dan. You guys have a one-nothing lead. Dan. All right. Before we start, let's meet the team. Say what? Let's meet the team before we start. Oh, okay.

Okay, Dan McDowell hosted a radio show for many years, and now I do something similar. That's what I tell people. Now, you've gone toe to toe with many DFW sports legends, Norm Hitskis, Dale Hanson. If you could choose one more old DFW sports legend to fight, who would it be? Ooh, probably Newey Scruggs. Hey, it counts. He's a legend, that counts. Okay, Newey is a legend in Dallas. Dan McDowley, you already have a 1-0 lead.

Good luck the rest of the way. Okay. Are we meeting these other people? What? Yeah, Stephen is here for prophets and outlaws. Go ahead. What's up? Stephen, I hear that you love Connect 4,

and you've stayed up till early morning hours playing Connect 4. Yeah, I love it. Exactly. All right. That's good stuff right there. That's got to be a euphemism. Big Connect 4. Alexa.

Alexa, Silvers is here. Alexa. It's true you own a weed shop at Oklahoma. That is a stage name, right? That is an absolute stage name. That feels like she's coming up. to the pole now. Yes.

My parents named me well. They did a good job. Alexa Silvers, is it true you own a weed shop in Oklahoma? I do. In Broken Bow. Yeah, give it up for weed and Broken Bow. Hell yeah. We'll talk to you after the show.

I got you. Matt Grimm is in the house. Matt Grimm. Hello. The old night. Oh, stepping out that gray water. Yeah. Thanks for being here, man.

The water's heavy and costs a lot in gas money. You're asking them a lot of yes or no questions. Have you noticed that? Hey, I can elaborate. We're not really engaging. But I'm not going to do your job for you. How many hours? I mean, I was supposed to do a big charity event today, and I, you know,

canceled out to be here for this. He did. How many hours have you stayed awake in a row? Driving for the dumb zone, it's more than 24 hours. Oh, yeah. In one sitting. We're clapping for that. Like, highway hypnosis is not a real thing.

I also recently found out some good news. Oh. I'm not gay. All right. Even though I do get hard during atal penetration. Hey, you never know. And then we have Blake Jones here. Speaking hard. Blake Jones.

Blake, Blake, Blake. Where's the beehive at? We got the beehive out today. Is it true, you're the only guy here to have ever been followed around by a PI? Unfortunately, that's true. So you get along with that guy. That's fine. Good listener.

You get along with that guy. But at what point, did you think about telling him, hey man, this is weird? I enjoyed the attention to enough to tell him to stop. Blake likes attention? Did you say that he was followed by a PI? I mean, kind of. The softball guys. Close enough. Okay.

Just play the feud round two. Okay. No, no, no, it's good, yeah. I remember that. No. Yeah, Dan. That's an election. How did we play?

Round two. All right. Chowns worth two points. Dan. top seven answers are on the board what do you think is Jake's favorite Kempspin Jake's favorite Kempspin

Yeah the crowd react to that Oh shit Give me Do I have to know all the details or can I just give you the general thing I'm going to go Rick Petino Something about sex in a in a restaurant Sending someone to get an abortion

Is that his government Yeah Rick Petito Show me Rick Petino. Porcini's. All right, now I'll do it quickly. Yeah, Rick Petino had sex with a woman named Karen Seifer at an Italian restaurant named Porcini's.

Then he paid for her to have an abortion. He paid his strength and conditioning coach to take her to have the abortion. After the abortion, those two people got married. True love. All right. Stephen. I'm going to go with Doug Christie's wife, ringing his ball. What do you think is Jake's favorite Kempspin?

Show me Doug Christie. It's a solid answer, though. Solid answer. Jack one. Alexa, what do you think is Jake's favorite Kempspin? Well, Jake is pretty deep in the Epstein files, so I'm going to go with Stephen Hawking. Ooh. Wow.

Dude, that's the best one. They made him a little sub. Survey said. Give us that one anyway, man. These people are nuts. Let's even do the guesses. Isn't that the one with the little person? That's what we're going with?

Yeah, but the little person doing math on the chalkboard is not real. Oh. He really did go on a little sub. They made a little retrofitted subs so that he could go with 12-year-old girls underwater. The submarine was the one I was referring to. Yeah, they made it ADA compliant for him to. They made him a tiny little Stephen Hawking sub. Yeah.

All right. Yeah. So Team Jake, you guys. can now discuss because get ready to steal. Let's move on to Matt Grimm. What do you think is Jake's favorite Kempspin? I'm going to hang on to this one.

As much as Jake loves Epstein Island, he also loves basketball and shitting. So Paul Pierce being wheeled off the court because he had to take a shit. Wow. Paul Pierce crapping himself. Show me Paul Pierce.

Best strike three. Ladies and gentlemen, our first bad guess. All right. I mean, again, everyone here will probably feel out the survey. Team Jake, talk it over and get back to me. All right. What are y'all going with? What do you think is Jake's favorite Kemp spin for two points?

We think it's Bud Dwyer. Bud Dwyer. Bud Dwyer. Everyone would agree, have y'all agreeing or talking it over? Do you all agree on this? All right, here we go. for two points. Bring back Bud Dwyer.

Team Jake, two points. Team Dan, one point. Hey, hey, hey, hey. We now go. Do the rest. Do the rest of the answers. Round three. We're three.

Wait, wait, wait. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. I haven't done this a lot. Have you ever watched a show before? Again, after Ray Combs, I was out. Number seven. Joe.

John Madden, of course, whenever he would stay at the Four Seasons, would not use toilet paper. He would use bath towels to wipe his shitty ass. This is amazing to watch it happen. Number six. One of the original directors of the Masters who said whenever he was there, all the golfers would be white, the caddies would be black. He walked to Ike's pond at Augusta after getting a haircut at the clubhouse and blew his brains out. Right there. I've been there.

Number five. Oh, by the way, by the way, also Clifford Roberts was one of the biggest donors to Planned Parenthood, not because he believed in a women's right to choice, but because he was super racist. Bo Biden died, obviously, from a brain tumor.

Hunter Biden, his brother, then had sex with the widow, which I think is pretty common, so. Yeah, you see this often. Yes. Number two. The underage female man. He had sex with a 12-year-old, and in

pregnant her, I believe, when he was like 19. The family wanted child support once he made the NBA, and he said, deny. That kid later played for the Cowboys. Oh, yeah, that's right, the son, the bed baby. He actually was in camp with the Cowboys. But did not get aborted. And the number one Kemp's been, according to the audience here. Braves Sanger!

Hey, look, his suits are really funny. They're really colorful. Craig Sager, whenever he had bone marrow cancer, he got bone marrow donated by his son. While his son was doing that, he changed the will. His Living Testament, where his entire estate would not go to his son, but to the Bulls dancer that he had left his family for. The Bulls, dancers, what is it, T.C.?

The Unbelievably. The lovable. The lovable. Yeah, he left his fortune to the lovable. The Effables. There you go. Wow, give it up for Jake and Team Jake. Two points.

All right, we go to round three. We're going back to Team Jake. We will start with... So they're up two to one because that was a round doubled or something? Yeah, yeah. Round one, one point, round two, two points, round three, three points. Or we could just go with the points on the screen. Well, we didn't know those existed until a few minutes ago.

Then we'd have to do a lot of math. which if we did some math, we could get a couple of little people down there to kind of point up to it. Let's do that next year. Okay, we'll just use y'all's scoring system. Fine, I don't, yeah, that's good. That'll be fun. It's just weird, you know?

I don't know. I just got a whole thing. We said it clearly in the beginning. It's on the screen. It's on the screen. Yeah, I didn't know those were there until just now, though. Why don't you guys get a room? It's clear these two love each other.

Top eight answers are on the board. Team Jake, we're going to start with Dropbeth. We asked the Dumb Zone subscribers. Who is your favorite regular dumb zone guest? Mike Soroy. Wow. Is Mike still here? Is he off to it? I know he had to go to church tonight. Is he here? Show me, Soroy. He's number one. Wow. All right. Here we go, James. Okay. We ask the Dumb Zone subscribers,

who is your favorite regular Dumb Zone guest? Sarah Heppala. Show me Sarah Heppola. Whoever booed, you're wrong, and you know it. George, we asked the Dumb Zone subscribers. Who is your favorite regular Dumb Zone guest? Duna, nah, nut, nut, nah. Brandon Aubrey,

Is he here? Where is he? Survey says, get him go. Yes. Prince. Sir Prince Albert Bo. We asked the dumb zone subscribers, who's your favorite regular DC guest? I'm gonna say Jimmy Nelson. Yeah. Good answer, good answer, good answer.

Show me the fireman. Four for four. Jake Kemp. Okay, I'll go, I'll go, okay. We asked the dumb zone subscribers, who is your favorite regular dumb zone guest? Kevin Farley. Let me see. Show me Kevin Farley?

He comes into hyenas, jumps on the show. Kevin Farley. Oh, my God. Okay. Drop Beth. We asked the Dumb Zone subscribers. Who's your favorite regular Dumb Zone guest? Show me Teddy Ballgame.

Man, his head's going to be so big now. Where is he? He's around here somewhere. Dad's here? I also saw his email address. voted 40 times. Oh, yeah. James.

Okay. What's the question? We asked the Dumb Zone subscribers. Who's your favorite regular Dumb Zone guest? Who would it be? I say Julie Dobbs. Is Julie here? Where's Julie?

Julie, you ready? This is a big moment here. Is she here or is she in Bora Bora? Give us Julie Dobbs. Running the table right here. A lot of pressure, Jorts. Maybe. George, just...

To make it interesting, I mean, who's your favorite, dumb sound guest? We've got three strikes to give up, so T.C. Fleming. Show me. Show the world, T.C. Fleming. Cheating bastards. Run the table. Kevin Farley, huh? You gonna have him on again soon?

I would love to have Kevin Farley on again. Update the score. You should have seen the conversation that morning, Jake, like, dude, this guy will be great. He's unbelievable. of Chris Farley. He's like, if he's 1% of Chris Farley. Okay, this is the final round here. And it will be Team Dan.

Okay, and what's this worth? Well, that's questionable. See, this is... Oh, okay, Team Dan is starting with... How could it be questionable? You're in charge. I'm just looking at the points now. People are confused. Now I'm on their side. If we're doing it my way, then we would know the score, but we had to change the rules out of

nowhere. Do you know the score? I know the score. Four points for team. Jake two points for team Dan yeah that's the score for seven points here we go thanks to prophets and outlaws Quaker City Nighthawks for being here tonight yeah yeah again from Mike Soroy everybody we're gonna start with you Steve all right answers are on the board just five if Blake Jones became president he'd make

sure Air Force one had what on board Xbox good good okay Alexa If Blake Jones became president, he'd make sure Air Force One had what on board? An unlimited supply of Arrowhead water. Who specific? Fuck, Arrowhead. No. Show me an unlimited supply of Arrowhead water. Boo in the water, not the answer.

But you ever watched Family Feud? That's how good. And they always ask like a sexual question. And it'll be like, you know, they're answering it. They're like, now it's not, I wouldn't do this. But my sister. And then Steve Hart is like, what? You would let your man sleep with your sister?

I wouldn't do this, but anyway. Name a body part. Oh, wait. This is gone on the Matt Graham. Name a body part on Miss Piggy that Kermit would like to sit on like a lily pad. Okay. The tail. Show me the tail.

Okay. Let's move on. I can't believe you would say the tail. Matt Grip. If late Jones became president, he'd make sure Air Force One had what on the tail. board. I may know Blake better than the dumb zone listening crowd. I'm going to go back to Epstein Island here

and I'm going to say a team of eight-year-old boys to pitch to. Damn. Damn. A team of what? Eight-year-old boys to pitch to. Okay? To pitch to. And he will catch.

Yeah. I guess we'll see if we have an A group of eight-year-old boys to pitch to. They don't know you. If you were president, what would you make sure that Air Force One had on board? I hope we can all recognize her greatness. She is on my shirt tonight.

Give me Lindsay Sterling. The person? Good answer. Just a little creepy. Show me Lindsay Sterling. Yeah. Good answer. Good answer.

Dan. The Danakonda. We have two answers left. You guys have one strike. All right. If Blake Jones became president. Give me the question. He'd make sure Air Force One had what on board?

Now, I'm not saying this, but I think this is what the people would be saying. I think the people would be saying he would have Angelo on board. Is it Air Force One? He wants to take advantage of that poor guy. I know his plan I found his plan on his laptop Show me Angelo Great answer right there

Thanks KT Could you imagine Nice the visuals You know if you did a show With TCCK It would be KTCK You guys let me know what you got going I'm open

Stephen You guys have one strike here This is big If Blake Jones became president He'd make sure Air Force One had what? Wait, is this? Oh, yeah, but yeah.

Nobody knows. This question right here is for the win? It is. For every marble? And if he misses, Alexa's going to get a crack at it. Most of the marbles. That's true. So we could have a winner after these next two.

But yes, there's a lot of pressure here. If Blake Jones became president, he'd make sure Air Force won, had what on board? A playbook. Say it again? A playbook. Oh, a playbook. Okay. Only the, uh,

The Clayton Adams part of the game, right? The running game, that's right. Some, uh, joke. He just have running plays. Yeah. I bet Blake loves the jumbo package. Yeah, get another guy in there. Three tight ends.

Give us a playbook. Team Jake, get ready to steal. We have two Xs here. Alexa. It's, this is it. I mean, this is your big moment here. Come on, this is the chance. I'm ready.

For the win. If Blake Jones became president, he'd make sure Air Force One had what on board? I'm going to kind of wrap this into one. Plenty of legroom and no one's speaking to him. Silence. Good answer. We'll make it work. We'll find a way.

Survey says, Jake, get ready to. Now this is it, right? If they get it wrong, we win. Yes. And that means that we win. That you win. Yes. I'm right.

And. And I can eat on stage. And you can eat on stage. Yeah. Team Jake, talk it over, talk it over. Ideas, let's hear them all. You've locked in on one idea. All right, here it is for the win.

Big little noise out there, everyone. Last one. Come on. Come on. You know the deal. High energy thing. Keep it up. Here we go.

Keep it pumping. Here we go. Last one for the win. Job Beth. If Plake Jones became pressed it, he'd make sure Air Force. Force One had what on board? King of Queens box set.

King of Queens box set. The TV show. King of Queens box set. I think that's a good answer. That's a good answer. Survey says. Stay tuned. Kevin Farley is on the way.

Give it up a gift for Kevin Turner, everybody. Thank you to Kevin. What you got, Blake? Can I hear you? Yeah. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.

Well, let me do the... Now I know why they do the Ithaca College... Land acknowledgement? Commencement. Well, not the land acknowledgement. By the way, we forgot to do that. And we forgot to do the Harlem Shake. I know. We were going to do the Harlem Shake. God damn it.

We got the plane in the air. Let's talk about all the things we were going to do. We got the plane in the air. But no, I understand now why the Ithaca College or whatever, Master of Ceremony, when she'd come back, she would make us applaud again, but that's just an interstitial to get your bearings under you.

So can we hear it for KT one more time? Can we hear it for time for KT? Already did it. All right. We need a guest. Okay. Oh, I didn't even see that.

We're going to have a guess, but I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Quiet. Total silence. Quiet. Can everybody be quiet for real?

Hold on. That's the guy. That is Mike. Who said that he is up for bits. And ladies and gentlemen, let's do it again. Brandon Aubrey. Yeah, that's a tough act to follow, though. You found it.

He's a real person. What's the deal on the whole baby situation? Because at first we weren't sure you'd be here. Yeah. We are like 10, 12, 13, something like that days away. You have it planned? You've got a scheduled C-section. Okay.

So is there no chance it comes out before then? There's a chance. She's massive. Oh, really? Can I say that? Yeah, they know. They tend to know. All right.

Bigger than when she was the first boy? Way bigger. She's here today right over there. She probably loves that. Probably doesn't. Yeah, babies. Oh, and dad's here and everything. Okay.

That's awesome. You get the whole family. Yeah. baby number two is much bigger like already bigger than our first and still got the two weeks to cook in there now baby number one

is he like walking around stuff yes he's here he's walking talking screaming shouting having a grand old time learning his colors his shapes numbers what kind of ball do we give him if you're Brandon Aubrey he's got a basketball baseball football lacrosse ball

if there's a sports ball He hasn't. Okay, I was looking for soccer. He's got a soccer ball. Okay. But what did you make him, like, what did, yeah, what do you want him to, what are you going to force him into? He's going to definitely play golf.

Other than that, he can pick. This is new, are you new golf guy? Yes. Okay, because you're like, that's all I hear is that you're so into golf. Yeah, it's, you know, I hate sucking at things and I really suck at it, so I keep trying to not suck at it, but I continue to suck, so it brings me in. It feels like that should be very similar, though, to, when you talk to us about how you first learned to kick through an upright, you had like a very, you love the fact that you have to do

something over and over and over. Process. Yes, exactly. But there's not enough time. Golf takes so much time to practice and obviously not going to give up my family or football for golf. One of those, do you get a simulator yet? Not yet. But it's on the list of things to get.

Okay. How's that been going? Golfing? No, just like the list of things to get. It's not that long. I didn't figure, but it is life-changing money. Absolutely, yeah. I'm excited, but there's a few things to get.

Simulator would be pretty high on Blake's list. Getting a new contract and everything, does that mean people start hitting you up that you haven't heard from in a while? No, surprisingly no. I think I was old enough and people that were in my circles were mature enough and also old enough that they kind of have their own life started.

So it didn't come from the background where you got a bunch of leeches, sticking on to you. Blake's not going to go to the... Where are you guys going, Brazil or something? Yes, Brazil. Yeah, I don't think we're invited. You're not invited?

No. I don't think families are really invited for the most part either for the teams. What's the kicking situation like there? I have no idea. I mean, I know Mexico's crazy. Yeah, Mexico's nice because it's up at altitude, even higher than Denver.

I haven't really looked into the Rio Stadium yet. I know it's Mecca for soccer players, but I don't know any of the specifics on like if it's going to be in good shape or not. I know the grounds that Mexico can be kind of slippery footing, so hopefully it's not like that. Those soccer fields aren't quite as, I don't know what the word is for the football fields,

but they're able to hold weight better than soccer fields because they don't necessarily need 300-pound guys running on them. Interesting. You ever been down there before? I've been to Brazil a couple of times in my childhood playing kind of an exchange program for soccer but not Rio Rio is going to be completely different so I'm excited this offseason

so you're playing lots of golf who's the best golf around the team by the way that's a tough question just give us a couple good good ones so we got a new guy Curtis whose dad's a PGA pro came over from the 49ers He's pretty good. He can apparently drive the ball 350 yards, which is crazy. It's like him?

Yeah. He's a bruiser. Doesn't he look like it? No. I have a Lindsay Sterling shirt on. It is the mustache. It's the mustache. Yeah.

Blake's just walking lower half power. Are your best friends, though, not in town? The specialists? Yeah. They're around. Okay. Well, they're the three Amigos. Yeah.

They're around. But they've got little kids. They're doing, they're always running through. Okay, I didn't know if they lived in town or if they. Yeah, they live in. You know, Brian lives in Tampa and then comes in for the season. Trent lives here and Colorado back and forth. So I've seen other stuff that I've at least seen other players involved in it.

Have you been involved? Like, did you get to go out to Frisco and swing the bat? I did. I actually hit some home runs, which was fun. No way. On the small fence. They put it like a 220-yard fence. They're not out of the actual park.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I hit seven, which is... I'm sorry, Dan was so surprised. I think you could hit him out. Major League Park, that's a pretty big deal. That's a long way. Most NFL players aren't. He can kick from 60.

He has the rotational power. That's his leg. Do you think that matters? He said before it's his core. It's similar, yeah. It's all core, but, like, I've not... I didn't play baseball beyond, like, kids pitch. So, I like, Jay.

and trying to figure out the form. Just being able to connect, though, to be able to hit that ball is a skill, which I don't think you possess. I don't want to throw you on a... Yeah, yeah, I do. I do want to throw you on the bus. I don't think you're that good at that, right? It's hard to...

I'm just saying a guy that doesn't really do it to hit seven home runs, I'm impressed somewhat. I mean, we are... I'm trying to pass the buck because T.C.'s back here. No, I hit much better than I throw. Much, much better. is, but maybe that's just because the throwing is like a zero, so if the hitting's a two, it's not so bad.

Have you ever, like, thrown out of first pitch anywhere? I have. Yeah, he did it. Yeah, Rangers and the Chihuahuas in El Paso. Interesting. Yeah. Never heard of that. This year?

It was last year, last off season. Okay. Well, now that you've elevated yourself, like a certain, your certain level veteran, do you say no to the Chihuahuas next time? That's kind of what I wanted to get to, is like, is the best thing about, like, getting a deal you can, I mean, you can say no to us, really. I mean, I would never say no to you guys. But there's a lot more stuff you probably will turn down.

Yes, we always got to be conscious of your time, and I think that comes more with having a second kid than a second contract. Yeah, that's true. Because I would still just say yes, because it's nice to get out of the house and go do something fun, and I consider this to be fun. The second kid is the greatest excuse in the world. Just because, you know, wife has the one.

I got the other. Sorry, I can't do it tonight. and even if you can do it tonight. All of a sudden, and then once they're in school, you think anybody's going to call your bluff on, oh, we have a school thing tonight. Oh, I wish you could go. Well, I guess you can't.

No, and I don't think, I feel like the second kid, it's not that. It's the reason to have kids. It's not twice as hard, right? You get a lot more benefits, and it's not that, it's not twice as hard. She's already all busted up. Will Shottie text you whenever your second kid is born? Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

Because he's a good head coach, that's why. Birthday text? Birthday text? Yes, birthday text. Okay, see, I do contend, though, that Tad is telling him all that stuff, right? Somebody is. They got the PR people. He's not sitting there.

It's in his phone. Yes, it's in his phone. He thinks it pops up, like that morning he wakes up. Yeah. And it says Brandon Aubrey birthday. He's got a little picture of cake. Yeah, he says, happy birthday holds it and selects balloons and hits it. All right, does he 12-01?

Because he's a coach that cares about his players. Midnight? I don't think it was quite midnight. Okay. He cares about my sleep, too. That's true. Yes, he does. Do you talk to him a lot in the off season?

You don't talk to Shaddy. I don't really talk to much of anybody outside of the specialists all that often. Okay. How about the coach, the special teams coach? In season, we have our daily meetings up there, but outside of that, not so much. So what do you do? Like, day to day. Day to day?

Yeah. Like, will you still make the target run? Target run? No. We will sit like you're asking like in the off season Yeah yeah yeah oh no I don't really have any specific day to day it's take care of Colton whatever that requires yeah I still go to the grocery stores I go to home home goods stores that sort of stuff just what about staying in shape though

Staying in shape I'll go a lift every once in a while go out to the field kick every once in while run golf when I can that sounds very oddly not scheduled for a guy like you Yeah, the offseason is just that kind of time because our in season is so scheduled that it's kind of monotonous. So in the off season, just kind of whatever comes up comes up, we'll kind of block off days for stuff like this. Throw that on the calendar and then plan the day around that. But other than that, do you like it? I do, yeah. I mean, it's kind of like you're retired.

Yeah, absolutely. A little mini retired. You get to just kind of do whatever you want. You would just go crazy being like that 12 months out of a year. Right, especially for the kicker. Like there's so much going on in your head. I feel like if you were that stressed out, 12 months out of you. Because you can't kick without being stressed, I bet.

Absolutely. Game day puts your stomach into a giant knot, and then you kind of unwind it the next day, and then you're off day, and then you kind of slowly wind it back up until the game. So it's a brutal cycle in season. You have told us that. So do you prefer that early game the most?

No, I like the right in the middle, 3 o'clock game, because the early games come too fast, You just feel like you're not even awake. You don't really know what's going on. The night games, your whole day's gone. There's nothing to do when the game's over. You just go to bed.

You don't also get to watch the primetime game because you are the primetime game. So I like to get the middle sweet spot. I wanted to ask you how you took in the schedule. Are you just looking at stadiums you're going to kick in? Do you go through it and think we go 10 and 7? How do you look at the schedule when it comes out? Yeah, I look at it as we're going 12 and 5. and that's 12 stadiums where we're indoor and five where we're outdoor.

So you do look at the, you're looking at where you're going to kick. And time of year, like, we know we're playing Green Bay and the whole time we're, please be week one through three, please be week one through three. So we got it midseason, which isn't terrible. It's not December Green Bay. It's not November. It's not November. I don't remember exactly.

But we're looking at those key things. Like when we played Buffalo, we didn't want to go there late, but we did get them late, which is terrible. Looking at Washington would like to get them. at Washington not in week 17 at one point in my career. Yeah. Or 18. Did you get it or no?

It's the last game. It's our flex game. At? Yep. At Washington. We've had at Washington was the last game my rookie year, second to last game last game last year. And then two years ago was the second of last game.

And then this year's going to be the last game. So I hate going to Washington late. Week 17 in Washington was also where RG3 put Tony Robo down. it's a bad day yeah because I thought of you whenever the bears moved out of soldier field or going to because I remember you saying that place was a dump yeah and so I would imagine yeah you're taking in

we got grass in December or you just you'd have to look at it a little differently the most yeah absolutely kind of circle the games like Houston like oh that's a fun one thing we're going on the road but it's still inside yeah I think Cowboys are third is most miles traveled

are we because of Brazil so far yeah that kind of skews it right but still three divisional games on the east coast nice to have a houston game yeah what's on your tv list what are you and uh jen sit around watching together we mostly watch sports so we're watching a lot of the pGA watch a lot of we're actually watching the NBA final which has been fun i usually hate watching basketball but does she at any point has she at any point during the NBA finals been like you know i think you could do that no she's a little more realistic than that but uh maybe if they're kicking the ball in the

the hoop, but the one show we have watched is the million dollar secret. It's a little trashy. Less trashy than, this is not like sex appeal. Not Love Island? Yeah, it's not Love Island, but it's reality TV. Someone gets a million dollars in their suitcase, and then you've got to figure out who it is to vote them off the island. Oh, that sounds so Mike Soroy. It's awesome, actually.

Really? Yeah. You don't sit and watch any series, though. You don't have anything to recommend for us? We watched Landman, but I think that's pretty much solved. We liked it. It's hard to get Jim to commit to a TV show. She'll watch like one episode, and then if we turn on the next one, she'll say something else.

We watch a lot of family feud at our house. This sounds like exactly like my house. Yeah, yeah. Because my wife will not give anything more than, yeah. You have to really impress her. Default to the feud. Yeah, and if we put on a show and we try to commit to it, she'll end up falling asleep like 10 minutes in, and then we'll watch the same episode 15 times.

Dude. Yeah. Yeah. We live the same life. Yeah. That is insane. Well, thanks for coming out. Very cool.

Yeah. I don't know. It's awesome that you'd make your way all the way here because I know it's a beating. Yeah, it's a great event. Do you like set an alarm every morning or is it just when the kid wakes up? Usually it's when the kid wakes up in the off season. Is he on every day the same? Depends on when he goes to bed.

So, like, tonight he'll probably sleep in a little later. But 7.30th. I just want to report back in like two years because the level of care and attention, not care, but overdoing it for your first kid relative to your second kid. You don't even want to drive home from the hospital with the first one, right? Every cliche thing they say is true. The second one, you're like throw them at the back.

I don't know. We'll be fine. Boy? Boy. Another boy. Yes. We know what to do with boys, which is great. Yeah.

Got all the clothes, got all that sorted. Are you staying up with Colton? now if he wakes up during the middle of the night, kind of banking your time knowing you'll be gone in the fall? Everybody got a bank time. We split nights. I go one night, and Jen goes the next night. I don't imagine this is a problem for you guys because you seem like well-adjusted people,

but we had to institute a rule that nobody could be held accountable for anything they said to each other in the middle of the night. So, like, if the kids freaking out, it's 3 a.m., you're crying. Somebody's just like, shut the fuck up. And she's like, get up, get up. You just, the next morning, you say, that's a stressful situation we should not be judged on. Yeah, that's a great rule. Luckily for us, usually only one of us is awake at night, but might change with baby number two,

so probably going to need that rule. Baby number two, maybe night nanny, might just at least. You got to get the overnight for a little bit. That's what we did for the first. We did it for one month, and it was the best money I've ever spent in my life. Any recommendations for a night nanny? Somebody in the dumb zone. Banger?

Bangor? Yeah. He's got two of his own. Trent married with kids, too? Yes. They have two as well. One was born in June, so probably turn in one. The youngest soon.

I'm not sure when in June, but their oldest is four, I think. That's so cute. All three of you all have two kids. Yeah. No, the night nurse, though, we can find you somebody. It is kind of weird if you come home and they're there. Like my wife would be asleep. It's 10.30 or something.

something, the lady would get there at 930 or 10, and we would have some event, and then you come home, and she's just like... Just sitting on the couch? Yeah, yeah. No, I remember ours really... Like, what are we? At one point, just... Like, I'm gonna...

This one time, she really had an incredible bombing run right before I got in there in the morning. Oh, no way. I swear to God, she was... Horrible. Because, you know, my wife's doing the hiring, so it's not like she was any kind of a looker. No, she was... No, she was... No, it was Sasquatch.

was watching our kid for a couple of months. But it really meant a lot just to say from 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. We know someone's here. It's just a babysitter. It's a five-day-a-week babysitter. Yeah, they rarely, really have to do anything, but, man, it's worth it. But I suppose you might not, you know, you don't have to get up for work the next day. Yeah.

Whoa. You're talking to off-season? Yeah, right now when the kid's born. The first couple months, that's the time that sucks, isn't it? I missed it last time. I was in auctionard last time, so I don't even know. Oh, that's true. So you probably won it.

Yeah. Like, do you know Dirk when they first, oh, you don't want it? Maybe for a week. Yeah, yeah, just going to be quiet on that one. Just to say, okay. I mean, when Dirk won the championship, he refused to wear the goggles. Yeah. Because he said he wanted to feel the sting of the, you know, the bubbly.

Like, don't. I like that. I can get with that. I hate all the championships that are won now. They have all the plastic on there. Yeah. It just looks like, you know, corporate championship. Brought to you by whatever.

So you're saying. You want him to feel it? Like, how does it? He's in, like, after they're cutting? Yeah, you're there feeling. No, no, no, not the C-section. Oh. Do you think the doc will let you take a slice, though, the C-section?

I hope not. Oh, would you? I don't think I can stomach that. Okay. And all the intestines everywhere. It's crazy. Do you still get to cut the cord? It's crazy.

I didn't, the first time. No. We didn't have that of a C-section. So if there is, they box me out. They let, if you drink the cord, right, hallucinate? What? Oh, that's the worm in Mescal.

Yeah, Mescal. Did the boys text you during your contract stuff going on? Like, come on, dude. 10 million? Are you serious? Trent does, yes. Okay. But he's mostly joking.

He knows there's not a lot of truth out there. So, yes, but Trent always likes to bust my balls. Okay. Do we get them? Yeah, I think they should probably start to gather. Back up. Start to gather back up. We're going to, the band is going to play.

after our visit. I'm excited to see you again. Yeah. I don't know if you're excited to see me or not. Absolutely. Are you definitely on the flights next year? Yeah, I'm on the flights. Be at the games.

We're starting Seattle. That'll be fun, I think. So you're starting Seattle? That's the first road game? For preseason. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to that Seattle game. Really?

We are. Nice. We just got flights. I love that Brandon doesn't care about preseason. Well, as a, you know, So for kickers and punters and long snappers, it's the same thing as regular season game. So get rid of all of those, turn them into regular season games, pay us more. The only difference is, yeah, the size of the check.

Yes. Have you met Caleb Downs? I've met him. I haven't really had a conversation with him. Seems like a very mature individual. Absolutely. Probably would be the most mature person at this table. Yeah.

Really? Yeah. He just has like that military coach sort of vibe to him. Yeah. He's not walking around, we're in a jersey to say 69 on the back. No. Like our ties. Whoa.

Whoa. It teaches out. Oh, no. All right, man. Well, we appreciate your time. Thanks for coming out. Very kind of you to come out. Thank you for much.

Ladies and gentlemen, this Brandon Aubrey. Thank you to Community Mechanical. Community Mechanical brings us tonight's events. And, of course, brings us Brandon Aubrey all throughout the year, hopefully throughout this year as well. Now, he just verbally signed a contract with him that said he'll do whatever we want. Oh, sweet. So I think we will do that.

Yes, thanks to Community Mechanical. And, you know, while the bands are playing, enjoy the bands. But also, we got tents out there with Qualis roofing, silverback construction, the Howlwater Tent, Fairlease.org. I haven't even talked to those guys yet. Are they doing, are they looking at your car and they'll give you an evaluation? of your car? They guess the weight of the car.

They'll guess the weight of your car. Frankel and Frankel. Game Day men's health, I know they're giving away a bunch of stuff out there. Game Day giving away $12, $200 gift cards at their tent. Damn. So the Game Day tent is right outside here,

right between these two doors. Kind of, it's the, think of these two doors, the taint of those two doors, right in the middle. It ain't that. door. No, and it ain't that door. So,

fairlease.org has trucks parked at the overflow parking lot. And again, Game Day giving out $12 $200 gift cards, go over there and sign up. That's dozens of erections. Or

peptides or whatever you want. Oh, hold on. Julie Dobbs is giving me something else. Oh, we have a winner. Do you want to, oh, we don't have Julie Mike, sorry. We have a winner of the

Yeti Cooler and Four Corners gift card to load it up with beer. And that winner is Kelly O'Neill. Kelly O'Neill. If you're Kelly O'Neill, find Julie? What should we do

if you're Kelly O'Neill? She took off. Oh, there you go. She's got it right here. Julie just left. No, no, we're good. That's right here. Okay. So you win that cooler and you get beer to put in it. Sweet. It'll be filled with beer. But cans,

right? They're not going to just pour the... Oh, okay, whatever you want the beer. They'll put it in there. Did we thank everybody? Oh. What should think the guy who sang? Yeah. Mike Robinson, everybody. Where is he? That was so cool. That was very cool.

Real, real person. Connie Roso has pizza and burgers. That's the PILF catering group out there. That's what they could do for you. as well. And don't forget Puddle Pools, and I think a really fun game to play is pick up the duck out of the pool.

It's skill-based. It is skill-based. You've got to pick up the right duck. They're all the same. And you're going to win a prize from Puddle Pools. Rewarding gambling. Puddlepools.com slash Dumbzone? I'll take the higher.

Okay. All right. Anyway, Blake, would you introduce the band? All right, everybody. Give it up. Fitz in Outlaws! Yeah! Yeah! Well, they say harm your falls apart.

Will you sleep, save and sound, and spend days around? Ones that you're in love with. It's on the hell I spent two step in Sam's to make your talk. I saw Pat Greenplay This text I can

The Texas song Take a wrecked To taste all this fruit I've grown This a rather generic summer event tonight So wish us luck with this vegan life We spent Preetet

To stiff in San in San Francisco And the breeze It feels half But then We spent most of September Presum Provid

And I must text on Hannah Texan song It's so good to see where he called He's headlight All in on a side reaching in my pocket for a chance

But if I did it For in fear And you I'll seize a man I get you when it comes back Prophets and Outlaws! Thank you for being here, everybody. I want to introduce you

Johnny Cooper over here getting the guitar on. Johnny, I need you to play us a love song. You want a love song? Put us in the mood, Johnny. He's a damn drop him off and wait. I don't you mind and have a pack of a dream for the morning car. That guy used to seeing a his lady every night. So I kept him away for two or three days and waited till the time got right.

Even sun and I smiled when I heard it turn red out Because I was heading on Tennessee In all over the rest of the avenue and love got me They read on your headstone when you're gone When it sure comes in the night Just a sinner that never saw anything but the dog Did you finally see the light? This is true I am

So bury me with roses Bices full of each song Bucis to write a box is full of Dile A dream I think we need another love song, right? Another love song. It's a theme

Dumbstone thing Well it's a long way to Richmond Rolling on on 95 riding shotgun and a pistol on by my side Just tearing down at a church style Johnson City in Tennessee She said which way In some company

To Richmond My God, Pisco Just tearing like a mrs. Had me stopping at a quick mark Before we made out of town She was running at me telling me to lay the Cause there's a man right behind me

Doing his best to slow me down Well, it's a long way to risk one With a red-haired down And a red-haired by my side Just tearing down that highway In the middle of the night We was counting all the money Smoking stolen marble line

From China Yeah they never saw a comment Till they read us both our ride With one Will in the normal night With a chair Right behind me It's still pointing in my side

It's such a disaporn in it ain't This modern name I'm coming This money child Get a honey child Goose town Honeytown Honey child get her honey child get her get down Honey child

This sale song Rescue me whatever you know Rescue me whatever you tell Let you move me honey In a coral pain You'll be the girl The high school days played down Whatever you need to say

Oh yes you are Oh yes you did Thank you all for being here applause for the dumb zone There are heroes I'm sure they're here for bringing us together This one goes out to

Dan Jake Blake Mainly Julie Rolling down For the reds in day I'm gonna play the day I'm a nage I'm a nitch

I was a young boy He's out a truly special one What's so giving Sing out my sense with the The one I'll be at the school town Well my lady told me how I say Harbinid and on the room I said harmonized and on the room

I was getting take any sorrow I've got meant to cause Julie Dobbs and fame I wanted to see you one time Just love 11 I only want to see that a perfect Purple rain, purple rain, purple rain, purple rain. My bags were packed by the door. Uh-oh.

Then she told me she loves me no more. It would stay, and she keep the place. On the right of her, I said this and the word I sang her TV. Well, she said she made a mistake, and she was just mad that I came home so late. With a little bit of work, we'd be just fine. You change your mind for the last time. Beautiful, ain't it follows out of you.

Ladies and gentlemen, one more time. Before we bring up Quaker City, I want to introduce to you the band, bringing you Southern Soul today. Ladies and gentlemen, from Granbury, Texas, makes some noise Mr. Johnny Cooper. Yes, you can. In the back, I'm the gingerbread man. Dallas, Texas, T. Washington High School.

I went to college. He went to college. So he said, ladies of gentlemen, the one, the only, Jamie Jelly ring home. It was Stan Marcus. No, it's Jake. Hey, Dan, Dan. Hey, let's hear it again for profits and outlaws.

The mics work. The mics do work. We are outside now. I'm Dan. I'm Jake. Where's Copeland? Blake, you're not doing the intro thing? No.

I'm here. I'm here. What are you mad about now? What could you possibly be upset about? Yeah, we're having a good time. Maybe because the segment started. It was like, oh, the mics work. What?

That wasn't any indictment on you. Jeez, dude. Where should we go away from that? Yeah, let's go away from the speaker. For me? Don't go away from me. Here we are. We're outside at the Dumb Zone generic summer event.

Where's Jake? Why is he going away from me? Be cool, bro. No, it was that speaker. Snap turned it down. Anyway, we're out here to see. Is there a jar full of urine? Is there a jar full of urine over there?

Yeah. Damn, look at it. that. Let's see if he drinks out of it. Hold on here. This guy has a jar full of urine. Oh, and he's chugging the urine. It is signed by Jake Kemp. Jake signed his own urine and look at this guy. The life maxers actually say this is good for you. Yes. Nice job. So we're walking out here just to see who, this is the place to see and be seen. You can see wire will. You can see Nate from silverback construction. Now Jake

always, we have Nate on camera now. Yes. Jake says you look like your logo. Let me see. Oh, your logo isn't on your hat. No, it is. It's on that side. Oh, he says you look like an ape. Pretty much. Yeah. And my family loves it every time you say it too.

Yeah, it looks like the king of the jungle, silverback. Well, we appreciate the help and the support and, I don't know, something, right? Your beard. We love it all. Love it all. Love you, boys. Yeah. Support Texas. Over here we can find our Connie Roso. It is also known as the PILF catering group.

Now what you see right here is the reason I have a good parking spot today. This is a dumb zone traffic cone donated for this event by Matt Grimm. Incredible. He does everything traffic related with us. And much like Jake, was one scammed out of $20 to park somewhere because someone was wearing an orange vest.

This traffic cone is like legal tender. If you throw this in the parking spot, it's like you're a cop. Now, what about, did you pay Michael Snap to sit in that parking spot over there for you to hold it for... Yes, that's the way I hold my spot. His Michael Snap will just sit wherever I tell him to you. And ponder, contemplate thing. He's not allowed to use his phone. He's not allowed to read a book either.

Like when Dodd Draper was nailing that chick? Broaddogs it. In Madman? Yeah, yeah. Anyway, you want to talk to the people at Coné Roso for a moment? Sure, why not? Here, I'll go back here because I feel like I own the place. I just kind of do that.

Is that okay? Do you feel like you're on diners? Do you mind? Do I want to make a pizza? No, you don't want to make a pizza? No, what can you tell us about Conne Roso pizza? Who are you? I'm Caitlin.

Caitlin. All right. What's your bit? My bit? Conoroso is the best pizza That doesn't sound like it's particular to Caitlin, though What is your thing? Yeah, what makes you tick?

What makes Caitlin go? What's your thing? What are you into? The Olympics are coming up? I don't know. Are you into the Olympics? Are you into the World Cup? Anything?

Bet you can't wait. Yeah, super excited for the World Cup. It starts on Saturday. Two girls' World Cup? What is it? I don't. Do you ever see that thing? No.

Anyway, what do you guys got? What do we have to? order here today. What kind of pizza can I get? Our most popular honey bastard pizza. We've got sausage. Why does your most popular pizza have a swear word in it? Because it makes it fun. They've got gluten-free pizza, Julie. Okay. Of course.

Yeah, they have gluten-free pizza just for Julie Dobbs. You know, we have somebody who can't eat food. What's gluten? Was it you? Hey guys. It has flour. That's what gluten is? It's flour. Take a look at this. So if I go to the marijuana shop, I can ask for gluten.

Yeah, they got pretty flowers, different kind of flowers. Okay. Well, thanks very much for being here. What's the mustard for? Why would I want that on my pizza? Not for your pizza, but for your burgers. Oh, you guys are flipping burgers too? Oh, yeah.

Okay. Yeah, cheese burgers for sale. Do we have new burgers on the menu these days? We do. We were selling some earlier, but... Sold out? We sold out. They were so good.

What does new burgers be? They have new kinds of burgers. Right, Douglas? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, we got some new burgers. We'll be releasing them soon on DoorDash. Dad Fis.

I can't get into the secret recipes just yet, but they'll be coming out soon. All right, being coy, you know, that's how Kanei Roso is. They try to just squeak it out one second and a time. Where is Jake? Right here. Right here. Right here. Hand up.

Oh, all right. Where are we going now? Let's go over to the game day. Game Day. There you go. We'll pass Community Mechanical. Ignore them. Here's one of the pillars of Community Mechanical. Yeah. Like literally.

No, he holds the whole building up. Yeah. Very tall dudes over there. Go for it. All right, so the Game Day Men's Health tent was here. It was here. We would like to acknowledge the stolen tent on the land of Game Day men's health. Game Day.com.

And what we were giving us, away who would like to uh no I just want to know what are we giving away 200 for any game day location for men or women we do peptide we do peptide therapy weight loss sexual performance MSK PRP for hair testosterone replacement therapy damn you guys so let me I want to show Jake some of it which one of the ones had the the the risque one do you have one Risque, you say. Yeah, so they had two different flyers, and she's like,

which one should we put up? This is the normal one, right? That's the normal one. So I'll show Jake the normal flyer. Okay. What does it say over here? Game Day services, weight loss, services for men and women. Okay, and this one says what?

Services for? Chicks and dicks. Yeah. I vote for that one. You want that? See, I voted for this one. Yeah, I'm not surprised. Beta.

Yeah, I like that. It's, it's... The whole thing is... The whole thing. is it's referring to dudes by just our member, and I'm not, I think that is offensive to me to identify me by just my enormous hog. It's wrong. It's wrong.

Are you saying you have an enormous hog? I did not. You said that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks to game day. Game day.

That's right. All right. We're going to draw six winners, and at the end of the night, we'll draw the other six. Sure. You're close. But these people are winning. What do they win? $200 for any.

$200 game days. We have Robert Kimbrough. Hey. Do you know Clayton Kimbrough is our... That's rigged. He's our video guy. The boys can win. What do we have here?

We have... Can you read that? Oh, my God. What does that say? Mickey? Mickey. Mickey. Mickey.

Mickey. Mickey. Mickey Vela. Flag on the plate. We have DEC. Yes, I just said. Someone named Deek. That's a cool name.

I think it's a fake name. The golly. Deke you out. Huh? It's DEC? Maybe it's Dick. Dick? Matthew, Elijah.

Boy, that's a bunch of just name yourself Bible. And Cash Martinez. Yeah. Or Cush. What is that? Martinez. Damn, that's a sick-ass name. One more? That's a great name. Let's do one more.

And the last one we have is. James Milburn wins $200. Milby. From Game Day Men's Health. Let me hand that to you. So if you are one of those people that we called, come on over to the Game Day Men's Health area where there used to be a table. Stolen land. Before it was colonized. We want to come back out here.

Now, comedian mechanical is out here. I think they are giving away a mini-split. We're going to do that after. Do you want to do the mini-splits? We're going to do it after the next band. Yeah. Have you met the guy that said he could do the splits? I don't know.

I don't know if he's here or not. That's you? Hold on a second. You're full of shit, right? Okay. All right, hold on. That's why he's doing it. That's why I told you to warm up.

What is your bit? What are you doing? I can do the splits. You can do the splits. Are you the guy that emailed in? I am. He used to be heavier. So in my head, he's still kind of heavy.

You want to do, where do you want to do splits? Right here on the cement. Okay. Blake, are you impressed? We're going to have the guy do the splits. Let us know. And see if it's impressive enough for you to give him $100, okay? No, I don't want to see it.

All right, this guy's going to do you. Hey, who wants to see him in the splits? Yeah. Splits. Splits. Okay, we got an old man doing the splits. 43 years old. 43 years old, full splits.

Oh, yeah. Okay, that's pretty good, dude. That's pretty impressive. That's pretty impressive. Hey, give it up for Nate. Oh, yeah. Oh, mogged him. Wirewilled him.

Why are Will just maugged you, dude? Totally split-mogged him. Wow. Can everyone just do it? that? Did I just find out that... Nate? Hey, let's walk over by the howl water for just a moment. Because I want to get a howl water. You want to go for it? Are we out of how water?

Water gone. Oh, we're not out of how water. There's a ton of how water here. What can you tell us about how water there, Ali? It's a lot better than Arrowhead, that shit water that Blake drinks. Hell yeah. Fucking shots fired. What do you say to that, Blake? Thanks for being a supporter of the dumb show. Thank you. Thank you. Your kids aren't through college.

Yeah, his kids like it more than they do airhead as well. So we've got the rest of the family on board now. All right. Well, thanks for being here. But it's great because it's purified to a medical grade level. It's injected with oxygen. It's the cleanest water that you will drink. And it's aluminum bottle. So if you're worried about microplastics, we got you.

No microplastics. Keep your taint intact. Yeah. Ted Emmerich said that his taint is in excellent condition. He's come back for a few waters today. Nice and tight, right? It sure is. Absolutely. Bouncery.

Guys are in more stores soon? Yes, absolutely. There you go. We're in Market Street, spec so far. Amazon directly off our website, but we should be in some more stores soon. That's what we're shooting for. All right.

How water, folks. How water. Where are we on the band? And... Wait, what? I'll just see where we were on the band. They're getting ready. Is the band ready?

No. Getting ready. Oh, they're getting ready. Where is Sarah Heppola? Where is Sarah Heppala? We saw her earlier. Where are they? Where is she?

What? Don't look at me like that. I barely looked. All right. Well, so there's nothing to give away at this portion of the... We could give away the other Game Day cards. You want to give away a couple more cards? All right, Jake wants me to do this.

The band isn't quite ready yet. Okay, we have five more winners to read. Might as well. So come on. over here we have Megan Flores I believe lady we have a Nico Pizzarillo Pizzarillo we have Alex I can't read that what the hell does that say you think it's Alex kind of kind of right okay and those people that we just said will win a game day men's health $200 gift card good at any of the 12 area game day men's health located oh i have one more one more is

nathan cypert wow splitzman is cleaning up oh he's the guy that did the splits yeah he doesn't even need game day men's hell we're about to get to know each other real well inside yeah it is starting to rain a little bit there is a bit of a drizzle what do we think about it? this. Do you think, well, should we cancel the event? No, I think we're just going to have to get tight inside. I have to hold those chairs in there. Like a real show.

All right. I know it doesn't sound optimal, but Well, let's walk in there and see what's going on. We're looking for who wants to be seen, who wants to see and be seen. You want to go interview Danny Bayless? Yeah, sure. What is that? We could just go back up.

there. You want to just go back up here? Sure. All right. Blake, talk for a second. Talk for a second. Bo, what's your bit? I'm drinking a beer.

You're drinking like a whole pitcher. Are you drinking out of the pitcher? No. You have a cup? No, I have a cup. Bo has set a record for amount of drinks at the den, for sure.

Let's go back here and see if we can find any slit. Looks like this is the VIP section that has been taken over. Hey, what's going on? What's your name? Kayla. Kayla, what's your bit? What are you doing? Ghost words? I don't understand that. She said ghost spurs. Oh, ghost spurs. Okay. How are they doing in the series so far? I haven't got my paper. Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Mavs did it too. It was 2-0 and then they lost. The Mavs Came back from 2-0, you're saying? No. She's bringing up 0-6.

Yeah. So you have faith. You have good faith that the Spurs will win every game from here on out. They just need four. Okay. Who's your second favorite spur on the team right now? Stefan Castle. Okay.

Very good. Harper's first. Oh, okay. I thought you'd say Wemby. No. So you are an actual fan. You know more than two players. Tim Duncan is my favorite player.

Okay, well he's shaking his head no. He says no, you're not an actual fan. Well, who is that after the Luca thing, you know? All right, well, thanks for coming. Thank you. Or being here. I don't know if you did the other. We're looking for Sarah Heppala.

Hey, it's intern Ryan. Ryan. Hey, Dan. How you doing, sir? What do you do now? Intern Ryan, what year were you an intern? I was in 2003 or 2004 or something like that. And now I am a Hilton employee. A Hilton employee. There's a Hilton hotel right around the corner. I wish I worked with that one.

I work corporate. Okay. Very cool, very radio. Well, thanks for being out here, Ryan Long. No problem, Dan. That's Aggie Ryan Long, who also went to Baylor. Back then, everybody didn't do that. Now everybody's transferring everywhere.

Are we ready for the band yet? Oh, he says yes. Say what? They're very indifferent. The band is indifferent? They're like, sure. Yeah, they are ready to go. So here you go, folks.

It's from Fort Worth, Texas. It's the Quaker City Nighthawks. How you all doing out there? I see an old-school Quaker City shirt out there. Thank you so much. Appreciate that. It's probably as old as us. We old now.

Hey, thank you to Dan and Jake and Blake for having us out here. We appreciate this. Thank you to Four Corn. corners too. A song called Greasy Night. It's lost. Hell yeah. None in one day.

Sweat on that to say it won't make, it won't make you a. Sweat on and butt. Sweat out. It won't make it. Hey, thank y'all so much. Appreciate that. It's a song called Cold Blues. Hey, not trying to get super political right here,

but this is a, this is a song about border crossing. That's about space coyotes, people smuggling. People smuggling people in and out of space. Don't get me wrong. It's going to be a thing here soon. Hey, you can't build a wall to space, motherfuckers. He's filthy with Hunter Virus. He doing work back here.

He doing work. Hey, this song for T.C., I think this is his favorite song. So this song for T. Y'all give it up for T.C. doing work too. He's going to sit here for this one. We got him. It's our boy T. T.C. We love him.

Just like the driver she's dropped the phone off of the balcony She says she's going to Colorado and gonna buy her a motorcycle And we believe if she wouldn't say it all the time We'll move our paperwork to the soldiers at the checkpoints And the cities in your hands Christmas the money all gave a shit then And $300 and we got it on your stereo Out to the king you eat the psychedelic mushrooms

Staring to the fire try to make myself a plan I'm do the best we can It's the chorus, you know, I'm so tired of writing Three songs a day, I'll anybody care And make it big, I might drive out to California Buy me a motorcycle, I make a life out there I appreciate it, Sam mentioned that's a song called Colorado We're gonna do a snake song

What y'all know about snakes? You know about snakes? It's about being getting bit on your ass. But that rattlesnake boogie, rat a snake boogie, crawling in the sand. Thank you. That concludes the herpetology portion of our segment this evening.

Snake song right there. Hey, we're going to do a love song for you right now. If you don't like love songs, fuck off. for one song. If you do love songs, this is your one song. But we'll be done after that. I promise you, no more love songs after this. Somebody beer me a drink.

Oh, go chigo, they call me, K is so black. Who got a piss jar out here? Y'all got a fist jar? Hey, pour them up. Empty them up right down. I know y'all got a beat. Dan told me to tell you all this. It's real serious.

I need y'all to hear this. But he said it was very serious. He said, he said, thank y'all so much. Thank you so much to the Dumb Zone, the Dumb Done Generic Summer Event. Thank you so much to Dan and Jake and Blake. We really appreciate being out here. We're some bad boys, and I'm glad they let us out here.

Thanks to Prophet and Outlaws playing the show tonight. We love them. Thanks to Four Corners. Thanks to everybody. We got a couple more left for you and then we're going to get out of your place. Hey, thank you so much. We got one more left for you. Thank you again.

I appreciate this is wonderful. Hey, y'all involved in a wonderful thing with the dumb zone. It's a wonderful thing. It's beautiful y'all all here tonight. I appreciate that. We love Dan and Jake. We love Blake. We love everybody.

Thank y'all so much. This would be up for us. We're the Quaker City Nighthawks and we love the fucking dumbs them. It's in the Houston Toy. It's in the hit house now. Thank you. Dan's right. Let's keep it going for Quaker City Nighthawks.

I'm hiding information do we have for the people here. We have breaking news. What? We have breaking news. Go on. Dan just joined a club. He joined the smoked a cigarette with Jake. clove.

I'm buzzing. No way. Yeah, yeah, me too. That's awesome. I shouldn't be up here. I had a Chinese, oh, you're buzzing. We had a Chinese cigarette. Yeah.

How is it? It was great. Yeah, strong. Powerful. Did you do the raffle? That is why we are here. We're all just throw up here. You just saw, okay, I want to.

Is this your water? That is not my water. Go ahead. Drink it. Dirt bag. Just drink anyone's water. I need some water. So we have the train mini split to give away from Community Mechanical.

No one stopped it yet? It's very... Can't stop this train. Difficult. Very, yeah, the process of... Anyway, the momentum... We're going to give away the mini split. And then we have another giveaway that I will announce.

But first we'll give away the mini split, right? Yeah. Julie? A mini split plus the electrical work that goes with it, which is like another $1,000 worth of... That will be done by Wire Will. So Wire Will. Now, Wire Scott was all crying back there saying, oh, how come Will gets all the pub? I'm the one who's going to have to install this.

Will has agreed to install the mini split and to do a maxi split because he can do the splits. Oh, wow. He's a very large man. Okay. And he's going to do the splits. He'll do a maxi split. At your house while installing the mini split. Yeah, Scott can't do that.

Okay. Everybody knows it. So, ladies and gentlemen, Julie Dobbs will pick the winner. Okay. And you can see right here, there's no funny business. No cold ticket or whatever. Yeah, it's very fair and square. This thing costs $5,000.

Plus. More than $5,000? I asked him. Okay, so this is. And if you remember Julie Dobbs from three hours. hours ago, she had just had her first glass of wine. Let her cook. I'm still on my first, Dan.

It's magic. 52881-0-55-0-55. So if your name is 5-2... Honey? Read it again. Read it again. 5-281. I feel like that's most of them. And then the dash 0-5-5. 0-5.

We're going to keep going if you're not here. Oh, really? You have to be here? That got mom voice real quick. We're going to keep going if you're not listening. Good Lord. So no one is... I'll turn into mom voice real quick on you.

What if we go through like 50 of them? We maybe stop at a couple. And then we'll figure it out later. All right. Okay. 52881, like I said. 0.53. We got a woo guy.

We're doing 3. 053. This is going to get old very quick. Y'all, this is an amazing deal. 0.53, no? You could fence it if you need to and just have, we'll do $1,000 of sexual fink, I don't know. Not me. Are we regretting these?

Not me. They didn't write their name and number on the ticket. I don't know. Okay, all right. Zero, zero three. Do you have a ticket that says zero zero three? Yeah! No way. Garza's Cardinals fan right there.

Love it. It's a match. It's a match. Yeah. Look at this. For a train, and this is Travis from Community Mechanical, everybody. The sponsor for the Dumb Zone generic summer events. Oh, he's climbing up the stage lighting. You'll take a picture to get out.

Oh, no, he's holding Julie in his other hand. Tiny little. He's now fending away airplanes there. Love it. Travis is going to take care of you. He just threw an oil there like a javelin. Well, congratulations, the $5,000 train mini split installed by wirewheel. Now, the other announcement I have, a small one.

Yeah, I got a small one. These are the generic summer event posters. Everybody wants them. I'm getting text. We have many of them. They are at the promotions table in the back corner there. It's the table with a big dump. zone logo on it and dumb zone matches and other things to give away.

Frankl and Frankel gear as well. But we have a stack of like a hundred of these. If you would like one of those, you can grab it on your way out or you can grab it now. It is back at the promo table. And if you don't want one, then don't have one. I don't care. No one's forcing it on you. No.

Dan doesn't force things on. I will not force things on you. You know, it's your fault most of the time. I know. I know. I did that. Dave. I did that.

Yeah, so how are we ending things up here? I think this is the end of the show. Is it not? It is, yeah. I'm going to do a song. You? Yeah, yeah. One song.

Wait a second. Does Jake, do you want to hear Jake do a song? No, I think I'll take off. It doesn't work. No, it didn't work. No, it doesn't work. Come on, encourage Jake to do a song. But I'm going to do it.

Let's go, everybody. Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake. Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake. And we have lyrics that you can sing along to. Yeah, we got lyrics this year. All right? Yes. Anybody want to join me, Dan, Julie, anyone?

Let's go. Fuck yeah! Coming again to save the motherfucking day. Yeah, the time zone. Fuck yeah. Freedom is the only way to tear and chose your game is through. Now you all can listen. to the Dom Zone.

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