The Dumb Zone FREE - The Dumb Zone 6-6-24

Episode Date: June 6, 2024

Hear every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneDan, Jake, and Blake are back with another hilarious episode of The Dumb Zone! Broadcasting from their studio, they dive deep into the latest NBA Finals matchup featuring the Dallas Mavericks and Boston Celtics. The crew discusses Kyrie Irving's tumultuous history with Boston and the intense rivalry that has developed. Jake shares his thoughts on why Kyrie might just bury the Celtics in this series.The episode also features a hilarious segment on a viral TikTok video of a single mom making her own birthday cake, which spirals into a deeper investigation involving her ex-husband and some shocking revelations. Jasmine brings in some entertaining content, including a bizarre story about an Amazon tribe developing a porn addiction thanks to Elon Musk's Starlink.Blake and the team also dive into some classic 80s VHS tapes that were hilariously misogynistic, providing a glimpse into how far we've come (or not). And don't miss the epic mashup by Rob's Gold, blending the VHS tapes with some unexpected flair.From the absurdity of a giraffe attack at Fossil Rim to the bizarre sight of Mike Huckabee jamming with Korn, this episode is packed with laughs, insights, and the offbeat charm that makes The Dumb Zone a must-listen. (00:00) - Open (09:05) - Mavs-Celtics preview (23:12) - Viewer Mail (49:37) - Boston Celtics Kempspin (01:08:56) - Group Chat videos (01:33:36) - Kyrie Irving's timeline in Boston (01:54:50) - News (02:06:50) - Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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The Dunza, Dunza, Dunza. Uh-oh, guess what day it is? Guess what day it is, huh? Anybody? Kayla, hey, guess what day it is? Oh, come on, I know you can hear me. Champ, champ, champ, champ, champ. What day is it, champ? Ha ha ha ha!

Hey, Cash, guess what the day is? It's game day. What, what? All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Haven't seen him in a minute. How's he doing? Cash is fine.

No? No. Not Cash, not Dirk, not Champ. Oh, who are we talking about? The very first person you see. Earl? Is that Pants DJ? No.

Oh. But he got caught in the wave. Yep. Uh, Sneed? Yeah. Oh, But he got caught in the wave. Yep. Sneed? Yeah. Oh, okay, yeah. Hey, come here real quick. So, yeah, we are in our studio today.

We're about all Mavs all the time, but you could throw the camera over there. Babe, come here real quick. Because we actually have three. Come sit on the left. We thought we were going to have a lady in studio, and you could see Jasmine over there. We love Jasmine. Thank you. I love you back.

We love Jasmine. We love her, folks. But there are three ladies in studio. We not only have Jasmine, but we have Lady Jake. I would say four, because I actually consider interns people. Wow. She's doing a lot to help our show. Three-fourths, perhaps.

Three and three-fourths. No, I'm sorry, Rachel. I was only looking over there at the casting couch, and on that is... You just put my daughter on the casting couch. She's not on it. She's absolutely behind the couch. But we have a wife. Not my wife.

And yet. Fair. We could pull a Hunter Biden type situation here at some point. I would be totally okay with it. You got to get Chappie's approval. That's right. But we also have a daughter behind the couch, and she's very sweet. She's very nice.

Come here, sweetheart. Someday, she might be like my daughter someday, where she's on the air and being real mean to everybody. She knows my daughters. Do you know Ava or Eden? No. No? Okay.

No. That's all right. They babysit you every now and then? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, anyway. Miss Eden? No. No? Yeah, you do. That's all right. They babysit you every now and then? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, anyway. Miss Eden? Yes.

Well, we want you to stay sweet. Oh. Then don't get in the radio. Yeah, well, we're not in there. Don't ask. We're not in radio. What's the name of the show, babe? Dumb Zone.

That's right. Is that a bad word? Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Is that a bad word? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's dad doing that for? But we're allowed to say it whenever we're talking about daddy's job, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Do you like or dislike that name? What is your opinion of the name? Dislike it. Hmm. Yeah. You're just like Ava and Eden. They don't like it either.

Oh. They also don't like the name of our company. Our company is called No Puppet. What do you think of that? It's a laugh. Are you thumbs up or thumbs down on No Puppet? Thumbs crossword.

Oh, just kind of like not real sure? That's pretty much how everyone feels about us. Pretty mid. Thumbs crosswards. Oh, just kind of like not real sure? That's pretty much how everyone feels about us. Pretty mid. Yeah, mid. Thumbs crossways. Well, thanks for joining us today. What are you going to do today? Don't really know.

No school? No school. Why not? Because I got summer break. Nice. Nice. Yeah. You kind of don't really have much, do you? Yeah. Are you going to watch the Mavs game tonight? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. You kind of don't really have much, do you?

Yeah. Are you going to watch the Mavs game tonight? Yeah. Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm. Who's on the Mavs? Any player? Luca, that's right.

That's all you need to know. Who's Luca's best friend? Curry. Uh-huh. Nice. And who's dad's best friend that plays for the Dallas Cowboys? Um. Starts with an M. Nice. And who's dad's best friend that plays for the Dallas Cowboys? Um.

Starts with an M. Um. Micah. That's right. That's right. Keep telling the world that, and maybe you'll will it into existence. Yeah, that's right. All right, well, thanks for being on the show today.

You're welcome. Nora. There's the smile. Nora. Yeah. There's the smile. Nora. Yeah. Good job, sweetheart. She's also a big fan of Jasmine because... I mean...

Unfortunately, Jasmine didn't know what she was getting into when she was doing some filming for us. She had to babysit for several hours. Ended up babysitting

for like three hours. In a latex pink dress. Yeah. Yeah. And a black wig. Bye, guys. But here I am. But you weren't the most uncomfortable person in a pink dress that day.

I was not. As Blake was part of that. Which by the way, thanks for pulling out all the stops here for the guests. Because this questionable Sinbad blanket. What's questionable about it? I mean a lot. I need the backstory on why there's a Sinbad blanket on the guest couch, and I'm actually questioning if I should be wrapped up in it.

The backstory is that Sinbad rules. Yeah. And somebody sent us a Sinbad blanket. Okay. He's awesome. That's all you need to know, I guess. We have a bunch of Sinbad movies over here, too, in his book. I read his book.

All right. Which we never got a review from. No, it's fascinating. It's really too deep it's kind of like uh right it's like infinite jest you have to keep reading it over and over and reviews and like over time i've thought about it and just caught myself like oh man what about well maybe it meant something different than i first thought yeah i might have to do a reread a little bit i think it only took you an afternoon so so it wouldn't be too hard. Well, it's funny.

When Nora came in and then, you know, not on the air, but when we were off the air, people ask a little kid a question. And if she just gives a mundane answer, it was like, oh, yeah. Like, she lives in this bubble. It's like I say about my little dogs. In the way where we live, they will walk across the street very slowly, even sit down in front of a car, a moving car. Why not?

Every car has always stopped for them. Yeah. They think that's just the way the world works. If you walk in front of a car, it will stop. So why not? They've never, they don't know what getting hit by a car is yeah that's why the kid thinks she's the funniest thing going and that and that's why you know i didn't do it in front of you guys um but most of the time whenever she offers something

at home i'm like that fucking sucked well he changes a lot when she leaves suddenly i was like that was boring your stories suck your. Your information is just terrible, you know? Man, when I look at our run sheet, I'm seeing lots and lots of Mavs today. Dude, it's here. It's here. It's not like just the playoffs. Yeah, and I feel like over the last couple days, it took me until like last night to remember that this was happening.

Just like the long layoff. So weird. Week off. Like the fact that the Celtics had nine days, the Mavs had seven days. And then this thing's going to take like two weeks, right? Mm-hmm. Not if we do it right.

It's going to take four games. Yeah, two days off between every game except for one. Yeah. So like just even over the weekend, the fact that there was no Mavs basketball, like I just got like lulled into this sense of like, oh, this is not actually happening. And then last night, like talking to my editor from D magazine, like getting geared up to write about it. I'm like, holy S they they actually did it and then like reading all the predictions

from espn which i don't know if you recall like two years ago uh like the sun series nobody picked them and then they walloped them and this time it's a little bit different yeah despite the fact that the are we just in mavstalk should we we have a new open for mavstalk but because that airs with our video shows because we're going to be on youtube today so if you are listening to us like most people do i heard that's big now you can go back to youtube what platform what platforms are you like thinking are uh, let's open Mavs Talk. Two, three, four. Joke for two people. Basketball, give me, give me, give me the ball

because I'm gonna dunk it. Basketball, give me, give me, give me the ball because I'm gonna dunk it. Courtesy of Video Man. We want to do a... Absolutely spectacular. I love it. But I don't remember what he just said, but I had a great point to follow up on it.

The last thing I said before you threw it to the open was... That his daughter sucks. No. You were complaining that it's going to be all Mavs today. No. It was that people

are actually betting on the Mavs. Picking the Mavs now. Despite the fact that apparently this is one of the most lopsided betting. Yeah.

Yeah. Like a lot. That, that, now I'm like concerned. I don't like it. I hate it. Yeah. It's better when no one I hate it. It's driving me crazy. Now Drake's involved. Oh, don't lot that that. Now I'm like concerned. I don't like it. I hate it. Yeah, it's better when no one.

I hate it. It's driving me crazy. Now Drake's involved. Oh, don't get me started. I'm so mad y'all. Refs are going to fix it. The Drake thing hurts. That Drake is sided with the Mavs.

Yeah. Which team has Micah Parsons, your best friend, sided with? He seems to have jerseys for both. Probably has to just ask Michael Rubin, right? Who's that? He used to be a part owner of the 76ers, and I believe he owns that apparel company Fanatics. Ah, okay.

And he has the... And is he a sponsor? In my opinion, lightly racist event every year, the all-white party i thought that was a miami thing i just started watching the clippers show on hulu you know what i'm talking about of course clipped right i do but i hate the clippers so i don't watch it is that where that generic steph curry is coming from yes okay i haven't seen that far i watched about half of the first episode this morning i'm'm going to watch it.

You're going to like seeing the Warriors. But it kind of starts, he's having his white party. It's a thing, apparently. Where rich people just have everybody wear white? Yes, it's a douche thing. It's not a racist thing. It's a douche thing. She's probably right.

Yeah. I'm 100% right. But, I mean, like, Micah's been there. At his white right. Yeah. I'm 100% right. But I mean, like, Micah's been there. At his white party. Yeah. And been to multiple, like, multiple games with him. So I don't know where Micah's allegiances lie, but my daughter definitely does think I'm actually friends with him.

Good. Keep it going. Yeah. Well, you are more friends with him than I think. You? Yes. Anyone in this room. Yeah yeah he would recognize you on the street he wrote me a note yeah he gave you a gift he never gave me a gift give me a gift card and a jacket i've been bug chasing for years and he won't do it so we have um but but real quick i do think it's really, really weird how uneven the betting odds are.

That it's very heavily favored? Yeah. Well- I mean, they won like 64 games, so I guess- But I think the analytical numbers will show you that they're just this incredibly strong team throughout the whole season. Yeah. And even after the trade deadline, when we're talking about how great the Mavs are,

Boston is number one in the NBA in all those numbers. But number two is the Mavs. Yeah. And. So. Dallas has the best player. And that's the thing. So if they end up winning, that will be everybody's. Well, that's why I picked it wrong.

Or yeah, you just can't pick against a team that has Luca. I, I, I mean, that's what we're all hoping, which is a part of every strategy. Shut up.

Uh, the thing about it for me, that, that gets me the most fired up and also the most concerned. I think I told you guys a couple weeks ago, Iztock mentioned this to me, who I think we're going to have on the show here in the next couple days as he is coming to town from Slovenia. Not sure how many other chances they're going to get

that are going to be this prime. Like, Wimby's coming. Oklahoma City's not going anywhere. Yeah, the Oklahoma City, remember we had a comp for 2011. Yeah. How they were just so young and strong. They needed to learn. And then, do you know, the next year they did.

They went to the finals. They went to the finals against the Heat. Yeah. I don't think you could take any run for granted. I mean, look at 06. You thought you'd be back. Yeah. I mean, I know the lockout changed things in 11, but when you're good, you think you could take any run for granted. I mean, look at 06. You thought you'd be back. Yeah. I mean, I know the lockout changed things in 11,

but when you're good, you think you'll just be back, and that's not always the case. The Nuggets are not going anywhere. I suppose there'll be a couple of other teams that fall off a little bit, but with each passing year, Kyrie's older. LeBron will kind of revive things this year.

You bring in LeBron and Brawny. Yeah. But you can't get Brawny in there. Probably a shoe-in for next year. I don't know. It just feels like right now they are so primed. Like this is the best chance you're going to get during this portion of Luka's career.

Yeah. this portion of Luca's career. Yeah, that's... But you also kind of feel like you've got Luca at the age of 25, so... He's a child. You're still going to be around. They're all thinking a similar thing. Like, we've got to face Luca for the next 10 years. I guess... I remember when I was fired up as a little kid about the Cavs,

but then they kept running into Michael Jordan. Yeah. I guess for me the thing is just like I still remain convinced that at some point he's going to want to play in Florida or California. Nah, he's ours. I think so. I think he's ours. we can offer him the most money i mean that number the number that spot track has been putting out there it's like 356 million

dollars or something stupid that's the last one i saw it's like 75 million dollars a season with escalators is that starting like this off season they can renegotiate? I believe it would be the one after that. Okay. Feels like now's the time for renegotiating for all Mavs employees. Didn't Nico just got re-upped? Nico got re-upped. Kid got an extension just a couple of months ago. Let's get Derek Jones done. That one's going to be tough. He's the only guy not under contract. Well, someone has to money whip him because they can offer him the mid-level, right? Yeah.

Yeah. I love him. I want him to stay. And he said he wants to stay, which whatever that means, but you're right. When the Thunder offer him whatever. Dude, how many times have you guys watched the Luca lob where Derek Jones is at the three-point line. Luca's at the three-point line. Luca throws a lob, and he dunked it.

Well, even the Kyrie one, that's been the most-watched clip of the NBA all year, or I think of all time. Yeah. That's the one where Luca stole the ball, passed it, and then Kyrie tosses it up for Derek Jones. That's the coolest basketball play

I've ever seen in my life. I've watched it so much that my dog cameras picked it up now. And every time you log into the dog camera, you hear like the entire, like everybody losing their minds. Yeah, I watched it ad nauseum. Luca is, yeah. Yeah, I was surprised the Luca lob wasn't a higher percentage. Like I'm more impressed with that Derek Jones highlight.

Oh, the 3.1? Yeah. And even that clip that Video Man just played there, the fact that they have Lively, he's not going anywhere. That was a 60-foot assist lob, right? That's the longest lob I've ever seen. Nobody leaves before you're seven or eight right so like they've got lively through his 20s i want to adopt him

i suppose you could try i mean he doesn't have a mom like i could i know but like i could be a mom and not like a teen mom sideshow lob love it um i have a twist on maribets Side show lob. Love it. I have a twist on mayor bets. I thought we were done with this. It's not a mayor bet. Oh, no. Now, does Eric Johnson, does the big man have a bet with Boston? I can't remember. He probably does.

Yeah, we went through her Twitter. She's like a real mayor. Oh, that's right. She doesn't do this stuff. Well, Six Flags New England. Oh my God. I love sports. What? Is this where we're going?

I love sports. Why does New England have a Six Flags? We talked about this the other day. Valid question. They picked it up. They have it in like a... Like they bought up some of the old amusement parks that were going defunct, I think. There was a place called Geauga Lake in Ohio that I think became Six Flags.

Oh, okay. Like, the group who owns Six Flags. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I don't know that they just opened a bunch of new ones. Maybe they did. But they have them, like, overseas. All I know is they have one called Six Flags New England,

and they have a bet with Six Flags over Texas. Yeah, fantastic. What's the winner get? Pete Carmichael, Six Flags New England Park president says. If your team wins, then nobody gets their head cut off riding a roller coaster at your park that day. If your team loses. Apparently that wasn't it, no one can wear

a seatbelt on the... As a proud supporter of our local New England sports teams, I am not afraid to put it all on the line in support of our Celtics. Are they sending migrants to their Six Flags? So it's basically, from what I can understand from their press release, it's a one-day bit. Kind of like Eric Johnson has to wear an Edmonton Oilers jersey.

Mm-hmm. Ooh. Six Flags will name the Texas Giant the Boston Giant. That's so stupid. Are you serious? They will provide free admission for one week to anyone with a Massachusetts

valid ID. Okay. They're not coming down here. Yeah, I was like, well, I'm gonna go cash in. It's like 130. They're not coming here. A traditionaleltic band probably celtic is it celtic yeah that's what it is it's written celtic pronounced celtic okay um i don't have the irish lineage that you do

how would i know that we'll follow the six flags Flags over Texas park president around for an entire day. That's it? So, like, he's, whatever he's doing, he's walking to the office and... Kind of a beating. Wait, so the Celtic band is just going to troll him all day? Apparently. Okay. I mean, it would be pretty annoying.

Yeah. That's just corny. It is corny, but also... It is corny, but it's better than wearing a shirt. Six Flags over Texas has to send some chicken fried steak, Texas chili, and Tex-Mex and they will serve Boston cream pies to the first 100 guests

entering the park if indeed the Celtics win. The other way around, they've got a roller coaster they're going to name the Dallas Skyscreamer. Free admission to anyone from Texas. A country western band will follow their park president around. What a beating.

They'll send Boston Cream Donuts, New England Clam Chowder, and Boston Baked Beans here if Dallas wins. And they have to serve Dallas Pecan Pie to the first 100 guests. Pecan. Pecan, Pucon. Still Pucon. Pucon. It depends. It doesn five. Pecan. Pecan. Still pecan. Pecan. It depends. It doesn't.

It does. It totally does. It's a north-south thing. It depends on the dish. Yeah. He's always said pecan. Pecan. I think that's a Georgia thing, actually.

Pecan. Pecan. Well, I've been through Georgia a few times. One or two times in my life. Got some friends there. I think this is, I think it's gotten out of control. I'm interested to see how it ends.

Somebody will do it right. It feels like over the last like half decade, it has become just increasingly more annoying. What, sports bets? Yeah. They're just corny. Make them good. Like zoos and.

Yeah. It's a zoo. They're just corny. Make them good. Like zoos and... Yeah. There's a zoo. This turns into a zoo. Yeah, I don't know. I think it would be... Outside of Miami, beating Boston in a finals would be like the coolest shit that has ever happened in my sports fandom life.

I heard they have a five-year finals drought right now, or a championship drought in Boston. So that little dumb kid hasn't been in a minute? The one I referenced the other day? Yeah, I don't recall. He went to like 20 parades in like

six years. Right. I think they won 12 in 17 years, something like that. Yeah, and the kid, his dad would post it every year.

Yeah, this is probably football driven, but I think New York and Philadelphia are probably the top two you'd rather beat, but Boston's third.

New York, I don't have a ton of negative feelings about. Yeah, I don't either. It's Philly. Philly for me. Philly for sure is up there.

For sure. But Philly and Boston are like 1Aa1 you wouldn't want to beat nick fans i don't i don't care piss me exactly they don't piss me off like are the giants yeah jets like it's just kind of like yeah they're mid that didn't work for you yeah it did no it did in my head it did and that's all that matters kemp all right we have lots of mav stuff throughout the day but we also have other stuff so i want to do some of that like this because i got some actual mail at my house that is very important for you, Jake. Okay. In particular. Do we have prophets and outlaws doing that on video? Can we incorporate that

into our video show? Yeah. Yeah, we can do that. Video's the future, Jasmine. That's what I've heard. YouTube. It's big. It's gonna stick around. Shout out, YouTube. I remember when YouTube first became a thing. That's how old I am. Girl on pole. Girl on pole. Guy at zoo or whatever.

I remember predicting failure because it was just grainy videos and everything was getting bigger. Your drinks at McDonald's, your TVs. Sure. Why would anybody want that? I'm not good at business and stuff.

So I got this... Did he write a note with this? It's a very... This is an... See, I thought he was looking for the word envelope. Yeah. No, no, no It's a very, this is an incredible note. See, I thought he was looking for the word envelope. Yeah. No, no, no. Leery of where this is going.

Dan and Jake. I am intern Ryan Long's brother. Remember, he used to watch my house. Do you know Ryan? Do you ever meet him? I believe I might have hired him. Or was he before? No, no, no.

He was before me. Okay, yeah. But I've definitely spoken have hired him. Or was he before? No, no, no. He was before me. Okay, yeah. But I've definitely spoken with him before. He, once he got married and had kids and stuff, no longer wanted to watch my house when I went on vacation. Aggie? Yeah. Definitely met him before, yeah.

Is Ryan a tip off of an Aggie name? It's got to be up there. Yeah. What are the top five Aggie names? Drew, Kyle, Ryan ryan sounds like a yell leader name though uh right that's the only three that really jumped to mind for me but i promise you those are chad i promise you ryan and kyle and drew are top three and then heather heather yeah heather like for females so on march 25th jake's top five aggie names kyle brian drew ben and cody brian or ryan are both okay interchangeable cody's definitely up there he's just pulling out some dude perfect names you're you're it's a good call but also like

i told you guys the other day i have family members who are hardcore faithful eggs. And everyone they know has the same name. I wish I could have been there when Chappie stopped the car, turned off the radio and said, Hey, no bonfire jokes today. Ask him about it next time we have him on. I promise you he remembers that. Because you were telling them to each other on the way. A hundred percent.

And we had been since the thing fell. The thing fell. For like a week. So you're in engineering school. Huh. Hmm. That's weird. Anyway, we cleaned out our dad's house this spring.

Oh, no. That sounds ominous. This can't be good. So now I have a collection of these coins. You don't need to buy your own. He's got Trump coins? Love the podcast from Derek Long, day four. I don't know, maybe it's a different coin.

Oh my God. What is it? It's exactly what you think it is. That's a great catch, by the way. Thank you. I've got WMJ hands. It is a Trump coin. It's a Keep you think it is That's a great catch by the way Thank you I've got WMJ hands It is a Trump coin It's a Keep America Great coin

Awesome You want to put that on the camera there? Alright So his dad His dad bought a bunch of these He only just sent us two of the collection Dude I'm telling you What? We need a grift

This is what they sell, dude. Let's put Blake's face on a coin. What can we do? Oh, that would sell. That would totally sell. What about OnlyFans? Yeah, Jasmine, do OnlyFans for us. You know, I wanted you with my feet for a while.

I did. I'm on WikiFeet. What the? Let's keep going. It's a thing. Whatever this is. I'm on WikiFeet. What does that mean? It's a thing Whatever this is I'm on wiki feet What does that mean

It's like Wikipedia But for feet Well I mean That was somewhat Self explanatory Well I mean That's what it is Someone stuck me on it

And I found out Where did they get your pictures Like if I search If we go to wiki feet dot com We're going to find Jasmine Where did they get your pictures They just pulled it From my social medias

Now Which means you put them up there. I swear to you with everything on me, I did not. So back in the ancient day when I did radio, this listener called and was like, hey, you know you're on WikiFeet, right? And I'm like, no. And so we started looking it up and I was. So they went and pulled. So if you even look up any other.

Rob's already. I'm serious. I'm serious. Rob had it bookmarked. I'm serious. If you pull anybody yeah look okay put my name there you go see you can see it right there they just pulled but see my feet are in that picture my feet are in there okay well look at those with sandals baby yeah

but see then i got my toes done i'm not a those are my look at my legs i love the yip yips from sesame street that's what that picture was those Those are my toes. So there are dudes loving that. Those are not my toes. That's an old picture. Are the yip yips like the aliens that do the letter of the day? Yes, that's my ringtone actually. It's the letter of the day. Does it bother you or does it flatter you that dudes

are doing stuff to themselves looking at your feet? Well, it doesn't. What bothered me at first is they gave me a low rating and that pissed me off. Okay, see, that's the... Because I take damn good care of my feet. Yeah.

So if I don't have any... Those are Tyron Smith's shoes, by the way. Those big old flip-flops. Go back to that. Yep, those are Tyron Smith's shoes. Those are not the best feet I've ever seen. Yes, they are. Do you want me to whip my feet out?

Those are my toes. Look how pretty they are. That one they are. Do you want me to whip my feet out? Those are my toes. Look how pretty they are. That one was better. Okay, but I was in Tyron Smith's flip-flops. Of course my feet aren't going to look great in those. You got somebody's birthday or something over there? You don't like foot talk? No, I don't. Mystic Dan,

Hunter Biden. I just don't want to look at him all day. Wow. No offense. I think you're sweating. Not to you, but... He's trembling. I think we did something.

Yeah, first Jake ripped your feet, and now Blake. I know. I'm not here to hit. Okay, those are better. I just want to move on. Those are better. Thank you. Well, that's because you're seeing some thigh also.

Probably doesn't hurt. That was young thigh, too. My Doug Pfister birthday is Thursday. Today's Thursday, June 8th. Mr. Pfister? No, wait. 6th. June 6th. 6-6. My leaders are overweight doctors, women

in braces, both kinds, and Blake's inevitable bat flip after taking Jake's 60 mile an hour heater into the stratosphere. Yeah. I have to. I won't be mad at you. This is the picture of Blake and a guy now,

if we want to add that on the video. He said, my question is, would Jake be willing to pitch to other DFs? I would love a chance at keeping his ERA infinite. I can't mash quite like Blake, but he did draft me first overall on his softball team in 2012. Do you know this guy?

Yeah. Look at Blake. Mark Jordan, of course. Mark with a C. Mm-hmm. See, it's about how you make people believe. Were you the coach? Is that why you're drafting?

Yeah, so we did a winter league ball, which is 250-foot fences, and it's kind of a give-up kind of thing. It's just an excuse to play in December. And we knew everyone in the league well enough to put everyone in the draft. We had four captains and I was one of the captains. So yeah, he was my first pick.

And I think we came in fourth. Ouch. That's tough. Yeah, leave that part out. I'm just trying to be honest. Bracket Dan, today is my Chris Kamen birthday. 30. I don't even. Don't give up now.

You started this bit. I absolutely didn't start this bit. However, I will tell you. 35. That when we decide that we want to start replaying Ticket Audio, we should replay some of the Chris Kamen show because it was absolutely electric. I have a Chris Kamen versus Bob folder.

A whole folder? Did we put that together? There's a reason you have that folder. It's because I made it. Okay, I figured. Yeah. Yeah, we never got to it. We literally never talked basketball. It was guns. It was slavery. It was reparations. Whoa! Seriously.

What? Yeah. It was a boring time for the Mavericks. This is from Eric. He says, I have smoked a cigarette with Jake. Where? That's a big thing, Jasmine. People who have at one time or another smoked a cigarette

with Jake. What kind of cigarette? Doesn't matter. Probably just a regular one. But who knows? With Jake. What kind of cigarette? Doesn't matter. Probably just a regular one. But who knows? With Jake. Anything goes. This guy will smoke anything. So I've heard. My leader is the 1999 sci-fi comedy Galaxy Quest starring Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, and Alan Rickman. Really weird movie. Audiences around the world agree it truly was a comedy of galactic proportions.

Feels like a copy and paste. My opposite of leader is IJB's 2016 election night special. Oh, that was a tough night, man. Did you guys like delete it or something? I don't think he would have a problem with me saying this but uh he didn't want to put it up you guys are really sad i mean i was fine is this like the day we left the ticket and i thought it was that recording that we didn't uh we haven't put out their head but there were a couple people, Saroy, curiously was like really, really upset about it.

And then TC was like, hey, we shouldn't put this out. And you lost $7 betting on Hillary. That's right. Yeah. I lost my big wager. Anyway, that's from Eric Park. We eventually did put it out. The great Eric.

And don't run from it. Good dude. Day two subscriber number 1307. So that gives us a little idea of how many subscribers did we have early on. What did we have, a thousand the first day? We've slowed down since then. If we could go a thousand a day,

I think it'd be going great. I went to an SMU basketball game with him once where the basketball bunch was there. Oh, uh, Garrett and and who's the basketball bunch? It was like Garrett, Witten, Romo, Beasley. Beasley? Pretty sure George W. Bush was there.

He goes to a lot of SMU games. Yeah. Wasn't Jason Garrett too part of that? I just said that. Did you? Okay. Yeah. I checked you guys out.

It was like 10 to 15 seconds ago. So welcome to the team. Thanks. That's Jasmine's first not listening. I'm used to it. It happens. It happens. It happens a lot to Jake. It does. I mean, people don't really listen to what he says.

Can I use mid again? I would rather you didn't. Okay. But you could do what you want though Thank you Yeah Got something else from a different Alec A guy named Alec who said Regarding Dan flipping the toilet paper at the house he was at Do you want to reset this for her real quick?

I got one of these too Please reset I think it's So I think there's unwritten rules in life. Okay. And I think one of those unwritten rules that should be followed is if you hang your... Put your toilet paper on, it should hang over... Yes.

You should be pulling down. Yeah, what sociopath is that? Some people will put it backwards and it's hanging against the wall. Nope. Right. So we were at a listener's house, as we will do. Oh no, what did you do? And I was there and wanted to use a little toilet paper and then thought, just to dab it off. I wasn't

going number two. But you gotta do a dab. Wait, you do a dab? I thought it was a shake. Well, you do a shake, but then just to make sure everything gets out, you gotta do a dab. I don't do a shake. Well, you do a shake, but then just to make sure everything gets out, you got to do a dab. I don't do a dab. That's me. I'll take out some toilet paper. Let's do a dab. But I do think like the older you get.

Uh-oh. And like. It just drips out. I've noticed this. There are times where like I think I'm done. I'm not done. But yeah, I just, I like to inform the ladies if they want to know how the guys do things, because I'm always fascinated by what they're doing in there.

No. They don't? You sit down to pee. Very often, but not at a listener's house. Okay. I do. Do you at a listener's house? Mm-hmm.

You're every time now? I haven't stood up and peed. You know what? I did it like a couple weeks- You are lying. I did it- You guys do not sit down to pee. They do.

Oh, yeah. It's great. It's great. I did it a couple weeks ago. I stood up and peed and was like, what is this? It's so clean. Are you screwing with me because I wasn't listening for 30 seconds? No.

No, I don't stand up to pee. It's great. Once you learn that as a man, you will understand that society has been wrong all these years. If I'm outside. Yeah, please don't. As someone who knows, don't sit down to do that outside Yeah yeah if I'm outside or if I'm camping Or something like that like no problem

But if I'm inside Yeah I have never I haven't In fact I've lived at my current house For about 10 years I've never stood up You're kidding except in the shower It'd be kind of weird If you sat in the shower and did that.

But yeah, for whatever reason, a couple weeks ago. Yeah, I got to sit down. For whatever reason, a couple weeks ago, I just did it. And I'm like, this is not right. Yeah. I think it's all over the place. It's all over. No.

Not really. Now, I don't dab, though. But back to your point. I dab on the haters, bro. What he did was he flipped the toilet paper at a stranger's house. No, you didn't. Good for you. They need to know better.

That's what he thought. I thought I was helping out. That's all I do is help people out. Very selfless. I don't think I would have done it, but I respect it. Were they mad because you told them you were going to dab and then did that? Or like, why didn't you get mad? That's a new development.

Do you want to tell the feedback? Because you've probably gotten a lot of the same. Yeah, Dan flipped a teepee at the house, but Dan did not realize that the toilet paper is backwards due to the cat. A lot of people have reached out and said that's why they do it. And this guy did have like a real a-hole cat. He did. It was like the worst cat you've ever met.

Cats are a-holes anyway. Yeah, but this one they got out of the garbage can or it was previously abused and whatever, and it was really mean. It was. It was. And I could see it finding that toilet paper and just ripping it all down. So apparently if you hang it the other way, it doesn't do that. It was. And I could see it finding that toilet paper and just ripping it all down.

So apparently if you hang it the other way, it doesn't do that. It makes sense. Yeah. It's hanging that way but it doesn't. It'll just roll. It makes sense. Yeah, there you go. There's that a-hole cat. Science.

Oh, people have actually videoed that? Okay, well, of course. If it exists, it's probably on YouTube, right? Probably. And we got 45 more seconds of it, too. Or the hub. I got an email here from Nick, and I read this a while back.

Was that Luca video really on the hub? I don't think so. Oh. I think it was a Photoshop, but it was very funny. Which one? There was like a mock-up of a Photoshop of Pornhub. And it said, fat, white, European, like bust the ass. Oh, I did see this. Frenchman or something. But I was searching for it. of a Frenchman

or something. But I was searching for it. Of a French guy. You were searching for it. I was. Not in Texas. We got a VPN if you want it. I know. And evidently there's a law on how many. Can you teach me how to use it? Did I tell you guys about this the other day? Like the game that we lost on

Sunday when I was talking shit to one of the guys on their team, super cool guy, we started talking VPNs together. It was very weird. Wait, VPN like what you log in on your computer network? Yeah. I was like mouthing off to him and he was mouthing off to me and somehow- How did we get to VPNs? Somehow porn came up.

Oh. He was like, that was filthy. I i'm gonna put that on the hub and i was like well you're not gonna be able to watch it in texas he was like well i have a vpn you know there's a limit to how many sex toys you can have in texas it's like six why the fuck do you know that i'm just i read it i read about it it's like six or you'll get arrested i swear swear to you. Jesus, Pete. No. Why? It just came up on Twitter.

I saw it. And you were talking about porno. Why six? I know. Why six? I don't know. It's a weird number. Five.

It's like, okay. Totally good here. I'm serious. Seven, way too many. What if you own two different residences? Can you have five in one and six in the other? That's why I asked my friend. And like, is it per household?

It is per household. Don't ask. It's why I ask my friend. And like, is it per household? It is per household. Don't ask your friend. It's not like I can have five, he can have five. You can keep two here. You can have some at your vacation house, at the lake house. Yeah. And have some here. Okay.

At your house. But yeah, it's a law. The more you know. The more you, dun, dun, dun, dun, yeah. Got a little follow-up too when we were talking about funny road names in fact if you do get to see our video you'll get to see that we have mountained mounted mounted moun anyway put on the wall the chisholm trail uh sign that somebody sent us very nice if somebody do have sent us that. We think that's a dirty sounding road.

You think that. Chisholm? Chisholm? Why does that sound dirty? I don't know. What if I left a chisholm trail on your back? You dab so that can't happen. It is incredibly

fortunate that we don't have an HR arm of this operation. Actually, we just hired Jasmine to do HR. I never thought about it until he said it. Like I said the other day. Whatever you do to sleep at night, Jake, that's fine. I never thought about

that term being dirty, ever. Anyway, this is from, he says Z1Darren, day five, number 2635. So that means after one day, we had 1300, and it took four more days. We keep slowing down even more to now we'll get like one, five a day, or negative two. Depends on the day. I mean, who's looking? It happens. Yeah, who's looking? You, every day. Ohends on the day. I mean, who's looking? It happens. Yeah, who's looking?

You every day. Oh, that's true. Anyway, he thought Cheek Sparger Road is really funny. Oh, that one grosses me out. Which they used to call Cheek Spreader as a little kid. And you lived over there, so I just wondered if that was in your... It wasn't, no. Yeah, it's very close to Brown Trail.

But that one felt like really obvious. That's Jake's funniest name road in the Metroplex. The H-E-B, the old Brown Trail. Yeah. And then sent a couple others with pictures provided as well. One of them is called Gaywood Road. It's over there

by Walnut Hill and Inwood. See that right there? If you lived on Gaywood Road It's over there by Walnut Hill and Inwood See that right there If you lived on Gaywood Road And then there's another area It's like a homosexual boner Then he enjoyed Hyman Elementary School There is a Hyman Elementary School Which was broken into

Stop Finally I had a hard time with that during the Finally I had a hard time with that during the You stop I had a hard time with that during the Starz series They had a fairly prominent player named Hyman Yes

They'd be like oh Hyman goes five hole I'm like I feel like you Forced that Finally Armin They'd be like, oh, Hyman goes five-hole. I'm like, I feel like you forced that. Finally, Armin. As it were. This is an email I got way back, and I read it way back. From Nick Bade. He says, I'm sure one of about 100 people that did this,

but I watched you play the William Pace intro last week, and then I made you a Dumb Zone intro. Do you remember the audio? I played this audio for you. Yeah. And so, William Pace, it's really hard to reset this, Jasmine, but I'm going to do it for you and those

new subbies. Or the YouTube audience. Hello, YouTube. We're on YouTube today. He's a guy who did a late night cable show in Dayton, Ohio in 1998. I lived in Dayton, Ohio in 1998. Happened upon this. He was the weirdest dude ever.

It was just the strangest show I'd ever seen, but he did interviews. He read viewer mail. Pretty much exactly what we... He was the dumb zone before the dumb zone. Yeah. And then he had like a real... I don't know. Can we play his open like the not our show

through the years has been a beacon of light in the midwest taking you to such destinations as the navy pier the palmer hilton palace hotel the german village the showboat majestic theater the ohio village and the crone conservatory There's always something cooking in the kitchen on The William Pace Show. Some of the biggest stars, entertainers, and political figures like B.B. King, Jimmy Walker, Bob Carlyle, Patty Austin, Mr. T, Whitley Phibbs, and Congressman Tony Hall have appeared on The William Pace Show. Now, without further ado, we proudly present The William Pace Show on CATV, coming to you from the heart of the Midwest. He's a 400-pound guy, a black guy.

Kind of an Al Sharpton hair situation. Yeah. Very PowerPoint. Sweet graphics. Yes. Sweet graphics Yes I gotta be honest I wanna watch the entire dance I know I would've been with this That's obviously like been updated

But the original you can see the old grainy footage Yeah yeah One second cut between each one of them That's updated? We need to somehow Put that as as a top thing you can jump on on our YouTube page. You know, whatever. That needs to be easily accessible, I think.

You on the William Pace show? Write that down, Rachel. I feel like if Jasmine could see one frame of you on the show. I mean, we have a clip. Yeah, I saw this. Oh, okay. What's coming up on the Dan McDowell show? Coming up on the Dan McDowell show.

Don't forget to tune in February 24th. That's a Wednesday. William Pace will need your support for Muscular Dystrophy. Okay, all right. So the point was the William Pace show opened. Yeah. This guy made audio to lay over for our own open. Fantastic.

And apparently, is this a Clay production, really? Yeah. Our second ever subby? Yeah, sub number two. Clay did not get number one, but he's a video wizard, and he put this together for us. The Dumb Zone through the years has been a beacon of light in the DFW Metroplex, taking you to such destinations as Above Dan's Garage,

the Alamo Draft House, Deuce Robinson's Family Farm, Paris, and several rich people's homes. There's always plenty of Kemp Spins. Yeah. On the Dumb Zone Podcast. Some of the biggest stars, entertainers, and political figures like Drop Beth, Ted Emmerich, Haralabob Valgaris,

Julie Dobbs, Sarah Heppola, Quincy Carter's voicemail, and former city council member Phillip Kingston have appeared on the Dumb Zone Podcast. Now, without further ado, we proudly present the Dumb Zone Podcast, a No Puppet production coming to you live via tape from the heart of DFW. Fantastic.

That's amazing. Absolutely fantastic. Those are some stellar names, too. I know. Yeah. It's not Congressman Tony Hall, but it's up there. So great. Great work.

Yeah. Great stuff. Great stuff. It's so cool to know other people who do great work. Like we didn't do a damn thing for all of that. I guess I probably thought of this first whenever we were going through court. I still can't wrap my head around how so many smart, talented people with money want anything to do with us. That's what all of us have been wondering. I mean, even him back there. Videoman? Yeah. Yeah.

Not you. No, not me. No, Rob's rich. He's getting free shirts and stuff. That's what he's in it for. It's weird, though. And they're not all right-wingy, so now he's... It's not all my...

It's not all a gift card to my pillow. I want to be in on that. Trumpy bear? Yeah. I had one of those, by the way. So, next, if we get back to... Trumpy bear actually died in uh matt birmingham's uh car accident oh that's awful it was just trying to wrap your head around it yeah i just i hate when you bring up something that's

so sad like that i gave him my trumpy bear um as a birthday. And your varsity jacket. And it was wearing my varsity letter jacket. Yeah. Anyway. That's not the one I had. That's so sad. That's a great one, though. That is a great one.

Look at that hair. Yeah, yeah. You want to slide in? You want to give us a Boston Celtics-related Kemp Spin? We want to cover this series from every angle that we can.

Yeah, I think it's really, really weird that they are where they are. You could wind it all the way back to the fact that I think it's curious that their GM used to be their coach. Is it Brad Stevens? Yeah. Okay. The fact that Brad Stevens was this hot shot up and, like he's going to be the next Phil Jackson. And then just over the period of like three years, it's like, I don't want to coach anymore.

And he wasn't old at all. And he hadn't been in the NBA that long. He was in college. If you had a chance to pick, wouldn't that be a better job? GM? Yeah. Don't have to go on every trip. You don't have to go on all the trips.

You don't have to do stuff day to day like that. You can make the same money. Maybe more sometimes. You can make a bunch of mistakes. Like if your coach that you hire misses the playoffs, well, let's hire another coach. It's got to be that coach's fault. Man, I know I should have hired somebody different. different yeah but you might get two or three cracks at it

you're very very close you're tight with the owner donnie was the gm of the mavericks for like 25 years yeah i'm like yeah they were good but they weren't they ran through a few coaches absolutely and then so if you had the choice you are are young, and you're like, hey, wait. Why don't I just be that because I don't have to move every two years? He's 47 now. Yeah. So he quit coaching at the NBA level at the age of 43. And it was at the height of his NBA powers.

He'd already been their coach for six, seven years. He was at Butler for six, seven years. He was at Butler for six, seven years before that. Yeah, I give him credit. I'm out. I don't want to do this anymore. Don't you get a private jet in girls at GM range like when you're on that versus head coach? I'm just thinking

like Jerry Jones GM. Yeah, well you get to borrow the owner's jet probably. You're very close with the owner. That's the owner's jet probably. You're very close with the owner. Like, that's the owner's conduit to the show. I just realized I've never thought about the fact of Brad Stevens having a sexual bone in his body because he seems like the biggest dork. No, he's asexual.

I don't want to think of him having sex. But I am now, though. I don't like it. So, yeah, the Ime Odoka thing was just super, super weird. He was having an affair with a staffer. He was in a relationship with actress Nia Long. I forgot about all that. I think he got caught, like, on a Ring doorbell video.

Gotta be careful. That's why I don't get ring what's up with boston coaches and ring videos the uh belichick video oh that was so gross i hate my eyeballs there's almost no way that was really him come on gross you want to believe it yes what was that you didn't see this somebody was doing like a walk of shame outside of like a Boston. It wasn't like an apartment. It was a house. Okay.

6 a.m. Yeah. And it looked very similar to Bill Belichick. It's him. Did he have like a hoodie? No, he was shirtless. No, shirtless. Great question.

No way. Yes. And he's like. I'm saying it's not him. He just rolled out of bed. He's got to get to practice. Bailing quick. It's disgusting.

All right. It looks a lot like him. I just don't believe He's like bailing quick. It's disgusting. All right. It looks a lot like him. I just don't believe there's any way he would have let that happen. Yeah, I can't believe that's not the only guy in Boston that looks like that. That's a great point. That's a good counter. That's a great point. So if you recall, like when the Imei Odoka thing happened, it was like, oh, he's never going to work again.

Oh, yeah. It's very similar to uh like nobody would touch him it was me too height right absolutely the height of it yeah it was 20 but he had he just been to the finals 20 say that yes it was 2022 okay 2022 2023 offseason and it was like a nobody will ever hire him again. It was very similar to your contention that you had with Corby regarding Roger Goodell and Ray Rice. Yes. Like, oh, he's going to get banned.

That Roger Goodell will have to quit because of the embarrassment. And then the Rockets hired Ime Udoka like six months later. Yeah. And in fact, at first, didn't they just like suspend him? They did for a minute, but then the heat just kept getting hotter.

Joe Mazzullo was also a long-time assistant, head coach in waiting. I think they were kind of like, do we really need to take the heat on this over this guy? And then like... Kind of a basic situation they uh it was yeah

it just they thought you know we can replace this role yeah he was there he knows it yeah but uh yeah so uh they they just bring in Joe Mazzulla, and they haven't skipped a beat. And Imo Odoka has another job with the Rockets. Which could probably happen with a lot of head coaches. I think especially if you have Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown and Al Horford and, I mean, maybe even just having Brad Stevens as your GM.

Like, you're going to be fine. But I still think it's weird that for most of the history of professional sports, a head coach simply having an affair, getting them fired, was the most ridiculous thing you could have ever come up with. Now, didn't Shams or somebody at the time say a lot more is going to come out? Like, we kind of thought it might have been more like an assault. Like sexual assault. Yeah.

Yeah, but I don't really think it ever did. It was just that she worked for the team. Yeah, but if it's consensual, who cares? It's so stupid. Well, I mean, if it's assault, then you kind of. Yeah, yeah. But if it's not. I mean, yeah.

I don't think that exists. Ask Trevor Bauer. The issue was whether or not, fair point point the issue was that she worked for the team okay and so there's like a power dynamic in play and you can't s where you eat is he uh somehow coercing her with like uh you know the offer of like oh you're gonna get a better job or even just that the implication exactly yeah but again sometimes you gotta use the implication for most of like the history of sports that is not the sort of thing that got the head coach of a team like the boston celtics fired no i mean for most of the history of sports

it would have got her fired yeah yeah yeah and then it just like all of a sudden it was like oh this guy's unhirable he's fired yeah that and the league was like in a black ball and and then the weirdest part is like how every single time this happens people just forget about it well it's almost the kairi thing yeah the kairi retweet or whatever the blacklisted Blacklisted. The anti-Semitic movie. And at the time, it seemed like the worst thing that's ever happened. And then it kind of, a couple months happened. It was like, what if we gave you $200 million? But at first, LeBron was really against it and like, I can't support this.

But then he turned like a politician and was like hey wait why is he being still subjected to this and yes and now kairi is like the darling yeah he is the darling of the nba right now he absolutely is and it's weird because it's not like i don't know he's not recovering from cancer or something he's you know just was kind of recovering from his own he was kind of yes he was kind of an a-hole like i told you in cleveland that was the the mo on him he was a jerk to everybody yeah and now he's kind of been like on this redemption tour and it's like you know what i know young me that's i had a lot of this going on and uh you know now i just realize and and and we're all like yes yes okay but it's different now it is different now and i love

guts i used to hate his guts so hard and now i'm like how is he this darling because you win we get a lot of emails we got one last night about this like somebody's just like i can't believe you guys are just buying all the bullshit this guy's selling. And I'm like, well, I mean, it's not believable. Seems different. Matt says you're my sports cynicism leaders. You used to treat him like Aaron Rodgers. You should be laughing every time he says something doesn't reflect his true self. His ridiculous answers aren't mature. They're just winning.

He blew up the Cavs. He bailed on Boston. He controlled Brooklyn and blew it up. And now he's a different person. Things are going well. The Mavs are winning. That's the only difference. He has not shown himself to be a leader until things aren't going well,

and then he doesn't turn into a selfish child. Why was he saying like that? He's like the people in The Bachelor, falling in love in a paradise where you have no worries then you get back to reality and break up in two weeks please go back to mocking him more dumb zone from matt well kairi even said it's warmer here and he can ground here because he's a big like you know cerebral dude Yes, we should make fun of that. He's right. No, not. But I'm now nodding like, yeah, yeah, it is warmer here.

You know what? Maybe you need to touch grass. Yeah. It is good for you. Grounding is good for you. Also, that's a real thing, by the way. It is a real thing. Like your feet being on like actual soil is good for your.

Like grass. Your brain. It recharges you. Big therapy thing. I probably can't tell you the last time my feet have touched grass. Your brain. It recharges you. Big therapy thing. I probably can't tell you the last time my feet have touched grass. So does that mean like when he was in Brooklyn, he's just living in a concrete? Concrete jungle. Yeah.

You can't ground on cement. Same in Boston. You're like grass maintenance guy. I'm not walking in through it barefoot. Oh, barefoot. You have to. You're supposed to. I got to go barefoot.

You'll love it. I don't need to be outside barefoot. Oh, you will. You'll love it. I don't need to be outside barefoot. Oh, you will. You'll love it. Get on my wicky feet, bro. I do think that the one thing you should mention is that, like we talked about it a couple weeks ago, when Durant is requesting a trade out of Phoenix,

or like let's figure out what we're doing in Phoenix with this roster after he's already engineered the entire thing around him. It does, to me, make me think, like, Brooklyn was not entirely Kyrie's fault. He's just surrounded with bad friends. That's right. It hasn't been his fault at all, ever. I love it.

See? Kyrie Swell. LeBron is my favorite player of all time, but I think he could be a difficult person to be around. He absolutely can, and it rubbed off on him. He could be a difficult person to be around. He absolutely can. And it rubbed off on him. And he was just a young kid. He didn't know any better.

That's where he was taken from. I don't know if that many people died in the Holocaust. Look, you weren't there. Could be too far, but we don't have any too far here. My point is, I'm willing to alibi for just about everything that kairi irving has done up to this point if we can get this dub could you imagine that no definitely that many people died by the way probably more yeah nice probably more yeah i don't know that it was what

oh okay thanks jake oh awesome way to go jake thanks for bringing up that I don't know that it was. What? Thanks, Jake. Way to go, Jake. Thanks for bringing up that repressed memory. To be clear, she said was in. That's right. We don't know which side. Oh, shit. I don't know.

Her last name is Schmidt. I think it's very weird how we just do these 180s on athletes. Depends on the athlete. We don't – nobody really wants to know what they're really about. You know? Like, Dirk is a one-of-one where you meet the guy and you're like, okay, this is actually how he is.

He's really, really cool. But it's funny that – Because I've had conversations with athletes that I thought were super, super cool. And they said some stuff to me like behind the scenes. And I'm like, that's a really disgusting thing that you just said. Oh, my gosh. Like Holocaust stuff?

That was a joke. But the thing is, even when they were losing last year, they didn't even make the playoffs. People that worked with the Mavs are like, he's a great dude. Yeah. He's trying to get money. He was. At that point. Yeah.

No, I was. In his contract year. Why are you being so cynical? I was as out on him as possible. You're Mr. Kyrie. Touch grass. After your reports from Cleveland. Because that, see, that's the other thing, too, Because that,

see, that's the other thing too is that like, even though like Luca bailed on an interview with us, I do think he treats the people who work there really well. Especially for a guy

who's in his early 20s. Like, I've heard from people who work there that are like, he's pretty cool dude. Like, he's very, very polite and kind to everybody. So, I don't know. The fact that Kyrie is now, I guess, cool. At least he didn't have an affair with a female employee.

Oh, good point. That's right. Then we'd have to get rid of him. It's a weird story, man. The Celtics are a strange team. And that's, like, we haven't even mentioned the KP thing. Oh, yeah. See, he's forgettable, too. Can I use mid? You've used it too many times. Yeah, but what if it's my thing? We have a quota. We have a mid

quota today. Okay. Like, that's a crazy narrative arc, you know? Just the fact that Luka and KP are meeting in the finals. Yeah. Like, after we spent so much time debating whether or not they could work together and was the trade worth it. You got to convey the pick. Did they like each other?

Yeah, exactly. Did they high five after that shot? Remember that? I hated that. We were doing friggin' body language analysis over every single interaction between the two of these dudes, and now they're gonna be in the finals against each other. It's really weird. Of all the teams you could play,

like, outside of the Knicks, this is probably the weirdest one. Maybe the Pacers, but it's up there. Yeah, there were a lot of good options for who they would face this year actually because i think a carlisle thing would have been awesome yeah that would have been a good one uh jalen brunson of course but that there wouldn't have been an animosity with jana jalen brunson i

don't think but i think there could be animosity maybe luca thinks kp sucks I saw somebody talking about this the other day, like, well, he'd get booed. KP? Yeah. Why? Because I love the guy. Yeah. But I do think that, like... They did have to give up a lot to... No, I think it's more that there's just, like, a residual feeling among Mavericks fans where they're like, this guy's a pussy.

Yeah. Hi, it's me. I think that. Yeah, that's what Luca might think, too. I think he was giving it everything he had as much as he could. But I do think that the fan base, a significant portion of it is like, this guy bailed on us. Like, he gave up. He had that crazy story, too, remember?

About, like, the Russian hookers and all kinds of weird stuff going on. Y'all don't remember this with Kristaps? Oh, I remember. It was wild. He got sued. Yeah. And then it just kind of went away. While he was here?

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Well, the incident occurred whenever he was in New York. But then it came out. Right around his- It was something with his brothers and stuff? His extension. Yeah.

Well, I mean, that happened the same day. What, the trade in the extension? Pretty much. I mean, it didn't happen until the next summer, but. They said it that day. They were like. They didn't make that trade to. Right.

They traded for him in February. To just look at him for a month. But yeah, there was a weird female situation. Hmm. Yeah, I'm trying to see if it's even up or if they wiped it. What's with females? I don't know. Causing all these problems. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to see if it's even up or if they wiped it. What's with females? I don't know. Causing all these problems

with our sports teams. All right, let's work into a quick break here. The Dunza, Dunza, Dunza, Dunza. And let's actually talk about Frankel and Frankel. Let's do it. 214 all threes.

Now, don't just call this law firm for any old thing. If you're getting sued by your former employer, I don't think they're your guys. No. They might be able to point you in the right direction. If I just keep hitting three, how many times do I have to hit it?

Well, start with 214 or 817 and then keep hitting 3. Okay. Just until you hear a ring. Okay. You'll talk to a partner. And if you're in an accident, that's the main thing. Personal injury, right?

Yes. That's what they're all about. Yes. Gene Burkett will actually talk to you. One of the Frankles will actually talk to you. And they will fight for your rights. A lot of times those insurance companies, they're kind of worried about their pocket.

It's a daunting situation whenever you get involved in a car accident or any sort of injury-type situation. You need somebody you can trust, and I suggest Frankel & Frankel. Yeah, they've been around a long time. They've helped many, many people. Over a dozen.

So if Dan rear-ends you, if Dan or Blake with their... That would never happen because I would just drive right past you. Absolutely irresponsible driving styles injure you, then there's only one number to call. But if you get in a wreck... Well, there's actually two. Right.

But if you get in a wreck and you're in DFW on one of the most dangerous highways in America, what number do you call Jasmine? 4 or 817. All threes. Right. Not 214 and 817. I wouldn't put the 214 and the 817. I would pick one.

That's why I said or. I just wanted to see if Jasmine was listening, and she actually was. She was. This time. Yeah. Which is incredible. I know. All right. Good was listening, and she actually was. This time? Yeah. Which is incredible. I know. All right.

Good people. There are times in life you wish you had a do-over. If you're in a wreck, make the smart choice right away. Frankel & Frankel, feared by the insurance companies. Call Frankel first. You're listening to The Dumb Zone. Give me one of these. The Dumb Zone.

The Dumb Zone. The Dumb Zone. The Dumb Zone. The Dumb Zone. The Dumb Zone. I thought we said all that Frankel stuff. I think I should switch back to Legacy Sigs. Because my voice sounds so good in those clips.

Yeah, it really does. Is that from cigarettes? I was sick, but cigarettes make you sick. So, ergo. It's tough to start smoking, though. It's a lot easier than you think. Is it really? Well, it depends on what you're smoking, though. It's a lot easier than you think. Is it really? Well, it depends on what you're smoking, though.

I feel like cigarettes, it's different than the other stuff. Crack? Well, there's that. Yeah. Okay, we have some stuff we want to get to that we don't really have a name for this segment. But we're going to keep previewing the Mavs because I got a Kyrie thing for you. But do you want to lead us off here?

We have audio that could be enhanced by video. We're working it in today when we are on YouTube. Yeah, I had a group chat segment ready to go for you. So let me just play one thing from it.

And video man, this is going to be three and four. Group chat. Yeah. The last true. The last bastion of when men were men. But you know what's true, though, is that women do this also. What do we do? Like.

You act differently in your group chat. Definitely. Well, it depends on, well, yes and no. That's a blanket thing. Like do you have a group chat with your really close friends that you can just say anything? Oh, yeah. I've got like six of them. Yeah.

And I think I told you guys before, if you excuse my language here, my wife is in one that's called like because you label it you know yes you can label it oh i've got a ton of labeled ones what are hers uh there's one that's called like cunt mufflers yes okay we've got one that's muffins instead of mufflers it's sea muffins they love the c word yeah it's a great word unless we're yelling it at them and then now all of a sudden context yeah ridiculous but in what context yeah so this came across my time equality that's right everybody can do what what makes them happy so the funny thing about uh if we're gonna say blanket statements the funny thing about the internet is it also, it comes in like waves or acts where you see a video and then everyone

responds to it. And then there's an investigation into it. You know, you can kind of follow the life of the video. And so this first clip is a tick talk and just go ahead and fire it. Hold on, wrong one. Play three. I know what's going on here.

Have you seen this one? Yes. Of course. Describe it. Shoot me. Okay, so this, so this, I don't know, what is she, like 30?

Yeah, she's like late 20s, early 30s. Some influencer. And the caption, she's like late 20s early 30s some influencer and the caption she's she's making cupcakes yeah while crying yes and she's crying and the caption says being a single mom is making your own birthday cake on your birthday so that your babies can feel happy they are singing to you and when i first saw it i did feel kind of bad for her i wanted to comfort her really see why give me your business who cares and and and the women their own worst enemies the women that have seen this hate it because i think females hate when other females cry on camera no it's not that it's just i'm sick of hearing about your crap. Who cares? Okay, maybe that's a part of it. It is clearly a, you know, you're an adult.

Yes. You're worried about your birthday. Thank you. And also, you, like, set this phone up, like. Yes. Okay. Yep. Play the audio.

And there's a really sad song to it, too. And she looks so pathetic. Right. So, obviously, I mean. I could figure it out. The reason she's getting pathetic. Right. So obviously, I mean, the reason she's getting dragged. Yeah. She's all hot and stuff.

Yeah. So yeah, that's why we're sympathetic to her. Otherwise, she set up. Those who want to do stuff to her are sympathetic to her. But otherwise, she just set up the- She set that camera up. She set up the camera- To cry.

This is so staged. Yes. Yes, and then I started crying now. Now I'm gonna start crying once I got the lighting right and the angle, because I had to go check

and make sure and- Let's say it's not fake. In the middle of your crying episode, you think, I need to video this. Yeah. So there's a lot of bad things apart of this but in the moment i did sympathize for her because she's hot um because no single mom i get the y'all are full of shit the kids give me a break you got to do stuff for your kids i was actually uh you want to wish you had primarily raised by a single mother as was i jake so i really sympathize okay okay well empathize sympathize i don't i never know the difference

maybe i was in my feels i don't know i just i i felt bad don't say that moment come on no it's a part of everyday you're not doing in my field no you're 50 i'm not 50. So a couple days later, some people start to respond to this TikTok saying, hey, sweetie, if you were married, you'd be doing the same thing too. Unless you were married to me. Oh, yeah. In which case

I would be helping out. What, she'd be making her own birthday cake? Yes. Oh, okay. Like I do now and loving my family okay so that was act two I'd buy her one from Baskin Robbins act two is like well great cakes a husband is not gonna make your cake act two was also hey you're making cupcakes not your own cake it is a weird move to be like hey it's my birthday I'm going to make 12 cupcakes. Well, it's for her kids, remember?

They're so sad. And so our final act is her ex-husband weighs in. I don't think it's the final one. Really? Go ahead. Okay. Let's play the next video. So it's the same video.

Same video. And then here he comes. So I've been sent this video a lot over the last few days. People asking my thoughts and my comments on it. And before anyone says, oh, you don't know her situation or, you know, you don't know what she's going through. Well, I do because I lived it. I'm her ex-husband. And right now I have full custody of our kids. This is our parent agreement. As you can see now I have full custody of our kids. This is our parent agreement.

As you can see, I have all weekdays and weekends, time sharing with the kids, holiday academic breaks. And for her to get any rights back to the kids, these are the things that she needs to do. And yes, child support, she owes that. It's up to over $21,000. So she's a mother and doesn't pay child support. Showed a mugshot of her. She was done arresting for check fraud.

And during that hearing, it turned out that it was found that she stole almost a million dollars from another guy. And also she faked cancer in the past. These are scans that she would send and post on her page before. We sure are piling on. So. How hot is she now? She doesn't. A lot more.

Yeah, she embezzled a million dollars. Are you kidding me? Faking cancer? Hell yeah. No. Okay, let's go. She'll do anything. Let's go item by item.

Doesn't have custody of her kids. She's in that house alone. So, well, yeah. Crying. That makes her even hotter. She might have had them that night. Yeah. Maybe.

Okay, but you could have made these cupcakes. I'm trying to give her the benefit of the doubt. All right, and then she got arrested for check fraud, to which she stole a million dollars. Boys. Yeah, the only thing bad about that is she got arrested, but fraud to which she stole a million dollars. Boys. Yeah, the only thing bad about that is she got arrested. But she learned a lot in the process. And then fake cancer. Again, willing to go the extra mile.

The only thing I'll say is she had a hot mugshot. That was a good looking mugshot. It was a good looking mugshot. I think faking cancer is obviously very strange, but having fake imagery is even weirder. Yeah, like where do you even get that? I don't know. But I respect the grift though.

So yeah, that's a group chat material. I think she ended up posting like a response video to it, like saying that he was a Scientologist. Yes, I saw that too. Oh, now she's going to throw shade at him. Oh no, now we've gotten on him. Yeah, yeah, he's like a Scientologist. Yes. Oh, now she's going to throw shade at him. Oh, no. Now we've gotten on him. Yeah, yeah. He's like a Scientologist

and controlling and lying and weird. Yes. But she's not denying the faking cancer. That part was curiously left out of her response. Anyways, yeah.

And then he had to come out and be like, I'm actually not a Scientologist. She made that up. Okay. anyways yeah uh and then he had to come out and be like i'm actually not a scientologist uh she made that up okay so so we continue to follow this story i think it seems like a really healthy thing for your kids yep they're probably just thriving right now why are these people a thing though why do i care because she filmed herself crying yeah and because it went viral what kind of cup and it's in now in the way blake's uh group chat i think they're pick flick cupcakes uh what do you mean no you uh

nobody gets it i think i might know what it is but i don't want to say it you don't if you think it's sexual yeah sure at all okay no it it's from the movie Election. Tracy Flick. Oh, that is a random. When was that movie out? Like 20-something years ago? Yeah, pretty recently. Sick reference. Sick reference. What have you brought to the table for us today,

Jasmine? Okay, do y'all want the misogyny VHS tapes first or the porn addiction with an Amazon tribe? We want you to pick. Let's start with the Amazon tribe. So I don't know if you guys were aware of this, but a fella named Elon Musk has his company called Starlink or whatever, which are these little basically satellite dishes with like crazy, insane Internet speed, power, whatever. I believe they actually uh helped russia invade ukraine yes so these things are monsters well now they're causing porn

addictions because he sends these things over to this amazon tribe the maruba tribe marubo tribe uh nine months ago and he's like we're gonna send you this it's gonna be yeah here's the photo there you see that tree stump with the star link on it right next to the hut that's what we're working with so anyway nine months ago he sends these over there thinking okay you guys can have access to us to you know be able to communicate for health care and all kinds of stuff right here you are we're gonna open your minds to what's going on outside of this little hut that you live in. Well, evidently, these guys developed

a massive porn addiction, so much so that the elders of this tribe are like, hey, guys, we're not hunting, fishing, or gathering anymore because you guys are in your huts doing stuff to your puds. So this is what's going on. So thank you, Starlink.

It is kind of awesome how universal the idea of the second you get access to the internet. It's born! Like it doesn't matter, white, black, purple, brown. You're in junior high. Junior high or like you're 90. You're an elder leader of a tribe. The second they give you the internet, you're like, I'm jacking off. And I'm not going to stop until someone makes me.

That's awesome. Don't you wish you could have not been with them, but just to see them see like, oh, manicured women. Yeah, just all that they're discovering there. Oh, fake breasts. Like, yes. If you went from your whole life to none to all of it in two seconds, that would be quite jarring. And like Elon's like, I bet they'll be looking at Encyclopedia Britannica. Just bring a man from the 70s time traveling to now.

I don't know what tribe people are doing. I would imagine missionary, but then they go to double pin videos. They're not just doing missionary, dude. They're doing crazier stuff than we're doing. In the Amazon? Oh, yeah. I think so, yeah. They're tribal people.

Because they don't have the porn. That was racist. But I do think that Dana's right, that I don't think that they're doing like Mormon. I don't think they're soaking. Whoa. For example, you're familiar with that? Soaking is not what you think.

Explain it to her. Explain it to me. So there's a thing that I don't even know if it's actually for real or not. I think it became popular on TikTok for a brief period of time, which that like Mormon kids at BYU because they're not allowed to have sex. Yes, I do know this. So, they're not allowed to have sex. Yes, I do know this. So they would kind of like insert? Yes. And then like a friend would jump up and down on the bed.

Yes, yep. I know this because I went to college with a girl that was a more like devout woman, but she was a slut. And so she- I would literally never use that word. Really? No. But she would drop the C-bomb?

I haven't used the S-word in a long time. Really? And I don't plan on it. Jake's a complicated onion to peel back. Yeah. I know.

So the other thing is, in addition to their porn addiction, they also got like super addicted to social media. For real? For real. Because they're repressed and they like like she said stopped working and so elon took all these things back that's even worse i did

it's even worse how do you do that no he didn't take those back but i will quote this tribesman sanamu marabo said they're they're really worried that these people are becoming so lazy and adopting what he calls quote the ways of the white people so we whites are lazy yeah i mean look i'm not gonna argue with her yeah sure but i do think it's very funny again that it's just universal it's it's it's really not that dissimilar when you find out about like... Women report that the situation they have... Like rampant STDs in old folks' homes. Yes! It's so gross!

The second they all just get put there, they're like, all right, what are we going to do? Yeah, why not? Do you remember the PSAs they used to run on those? Oh, yeah. It was so uncomfortable. Really? Yes! Was your grandpa scoring at the those? Oh, yeah. It was so uncomfortable. Really? Yes.

Was your grandpa scoring at the home? No, but I mean, I did have a couple conversations with him where I was like, look, man, I mean, you're still alive. You're a good looking dude. Do you? You asked him? I mean, I was like, Hey,

you know, there's some ladies down, but he wouldn't leave his room though. Hmm. Kind of a sad situation where, uh, some old people like literally can't move on when they, uh,

yeah. When the other one goes. Yeah. Hmm. But apparently some can to a degree, to a degree where they get chlamydia ugh gross

he was not one of those that's too bad there is a whole blue herds thing though yeah it's a real genre I mean it's like

you can look up research on this they have problems like outbreaks as far as the blue hair does the carpet match the... I saw him working on that

in his mind over there for a second. I can see the smoke. Yeah, yeah. Where do I go? Isn't it fun? Old carpet. There's something here.

So yeah, there you go. Amazon people are out watching porn. Thanks, Elon. I mean, I feel like they deserve to experience the rest of the world just like we do. Yeah, for sure. Why not?

That's called, what do they call it when we killed all the Indians? It's like, not progress, but- Genocide? Awful? No, no, no. What they called it at the time, it was like progress. The word is like progress, but it's not that it's it's a civilized we've civilized you i don't know something like that okay yeah but what if they're

watching like march simpson and peter griffin yeah that would prefer that not be the case they would totally then they would probably just throw that starlink away and say this is not accurate continuity error you cannot cross pollinate worlds what else okay so i found this okay vhs promo tape this was by do you remember way back in the day sheer indulgences the panty hose line that women would wear there was like legs vaguely familiar okay sheer indulgences everybody's mom wore these so this came from like 1988 this was an actual tape that they were circulating internally with the women of their company because god forbid they knew how to sell anything or be business women because they were just too stupid to do anything so we're going

to roll with the first one which is hold on i have it in my notes here video man which one oh the business one okay so this first video is explaining how women just can't be trusted alone on business lunches they're just too stupid to go business on lunch take a look women report that the situation they have the most problem with is a business lunch some women just plain don't know what to do. Hi, glad you could make it. Did you have any trouble finding it? No, no. Oh, sorry.

Let me get this stuff out of your way here. She moves her bags. I never realized that this place was here. Well, it's a little out of the way, but the prices are wonderful, and so are the tacos. You know, that's another thing. I'm really not that crazy about Mexican food. Well, I'm sure you'll find something you like. Waiter,

would you like a drink? The margaritas are wonderful. Perrier with a twist, that'll be fine. Oh, alright. So these pushy broads are always telling their husbands what they have to do. Do you think you could come over here, please, and this time bring a menu? Thanks.

Jeez. How'd you like the project? Maybe we could talk about that over lunch. Could we order now? My uncle hired me. But then I needed more money, so I went back to my dad. Company car. You could have a company car. She's smoking.

Company car. Nice car, too. It's a Ford Escort, but it's nice. That's great. I'm going to have one now. So what do you really think for chances? Thank you. I got this. I got it. My company's going to pay for it. I'm going to have one now. So what do you really think for chances? Thank you. I got this. I got it.

My company's going to pay for it. I'm not. Well, what about if I called you today at 3? I mean, is that enough time for you to... What's 10% of 27? Why don't you leave them 15%? Is that what you leave in a place like this? 15? Well, the waiter was very good. The lady, number one, who can't do math.

Okay, 15. Do you have a quarter? And her bag is huge this is this was a real video that circulated i feel like telling women not to act like this i want to say this as a guy who i would say i grew up in the 80s that's very accurate for that's who my mom was she'd be smoking she's very pushy she's mean to waitresses i think she needed that video if she She's very pushy. She's mean to waitresses. I think she needed that video. If she was now,

she's freshly divorced. She's going to get out there. She might need this video. There's just like kind of stereotypes. There's always some root in it, right? There's somewhere. Like I feel like there was a possible slight need for this video. I think so.

But also the fact that they set it up that it's very over biggest the biggest problem women are experiencing is these business lunches my god yeah uh i also want to bind uh wind it back a little bit and ask how are they selling pantyhose yeah yeah yeah where's the pantyhose i mean i don't know it didn't come up at all no because we're so stupid evidently we don't even know what product we're selling. We're just knocking back the bars and drinking. You don't know math. You smoke.

You drink at lunch. You're ready to give 10% on a tip. We're ready to give 10%, but the Ford Escort. And what's the easier math than that? The Ford Escort. Okay, this next clip is basically women. It's a nice car, though. It is a nice car, though.

Two lunches and two drinks for 27 bucks? Yeah, but in the 80s, that's still expensive. Right? And then you have to tip whatever 10% of $27 is. Nobody could figure that out. Nobody could ever possibly figure that out. Thank God he was there. Okay, so, hey, women, you need vocal etiquette to not sound so stupid,

according to sheer indulgences. Mr. Jones, I was wondering, is that report going to be due on Tuesday? Oh, great, Mr. Jones, I'll get it done for you. No problem. A Bradley cheerleader shows three things. Someone who is not as intelligent as she wants to appear, someone who's rushed, and someone who's exceptionally awkward. There should be no problem with this. I want to know why the reports were not done in time. I want to know where they are. I want to know why they were not done correctly. This person shows as someone who's very resistant that was called the tense job cooperative well i was gonna get that report done as soon as possible hopefully it'll be on tuesday okay what this person shows is unfortunately someone who's

unintelligent someone who has no energy and someone who could not totally complete a job there should be no problem in getting your order processed. Thank you. Someone who's tight-lipped is someone who is not cooperative. Someone who doesn't want to work well with others. And someone who is very negative in their approach to communication. I was wondering if I could get to report you.

Traffic jam in the mouth? Because I've been very busy right now and our computer system is down. Thank you very much. When there's a traffic jam in the mouth the word sounds garbled so i sound confused disoriented i sound that i'm not sure of myself could you please get that to mr jones and slow train would you please do that for me okay thanks the slow train indicates to us a woman who doesn't have her thoughts together is unprepared unprofessional perhaps not real intelligent traffic jam mouth these things aren't bad i think for

you know a 14 year old and i think that's the case here. We are treating women like children. Yeah, Dan. Right? Yes, Dan. That's the whole bit. Yeah. These little, you just don't understand. Like us men do.

Let me make a video for you. Our small brains can't handle it. We have to teach 30-year-old women. It is kind of interesting, though, if you think about just the evolution of the genders, the fact that women just weren't really in the workplace until the 60s or 70s. Right. And then they sort of just had to figure it out. Yeah. While for the most part, many people didn't want them there.

Unless you were Murphy Brown. Now that's a sick reference. That'sake high five murphy brown or working girl that was like an 80s movie right i may know about that don johnson not don johnson whoever he was married to oh melanie griffith yeah mm-hmm well you guys are vibing Yeah we are We're 80s humping That it for those? Okay

Yeah that's it Hold on No those are great No I thought that was good Thanks Dan I feel like Dan is No I didn't know If you had another one

No he disparaged The woman's bit That's fine But we do have a mashup I just disparage women Not their bits And I cannot take credit for this this is rob's gold now what is this let her rip this is a wonderful unique mash-up of what you

just heard but with a little bit of flair that you might uh remember a ballerina pose conveys an image of i'm really not that aggressive then she bends over and pulls down her panties. I've been conditioned to look pretty, to look nice, and to stay in my place. The slouching narcoleptic is someone who just has no energy. But all you could see was cellulite hanging in pubic hair. The vein of emotion we get from our narcoleptic is, this person has no energy and this person is really using her stress in a real negative way. Our soldier girl is one showing

a tremendous sense of tension and judgment. She needs psychotropic medication. Our bouncing bunny has a tendency to really never get you the opinion that she's ever listening to you. She pulls out her breasts and she's juggling them. Look like she's about to fall over. Is this person really going to handle the responsibility that I need her to do? Our Bouncing Bunny comes across as nervous, ineffective, and horribly immature. This woman obviously had lost her damn mind. So there you go.

Okay. That's awesome. That was the guy from Houston upset about the teacher. Yeah. Oh, that was gold. How about we do our last of today basketball segment? Two, three, four. Preview the NBA Finals. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball.

Gimme, gimme, gimme the ball because I'm gonna dunk it. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball. Gimme, gimme, gimme the ball because I'm gonna dunk it. Yeah. So, I was going to talk about why Kyrie is hated in Boston.

Okay. Because we're going to be watching Kyrie get booed, you would think, pretty heavily tonight in Boston. Yeah, the t-shirts, they're moving. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, like, we kind of just know the surface level.

Kyrie blew up Boston, and then he demanded out of Cleveland and the Nets, you know, but why? Okay, so August 22nd, 2017 is the day he was traded to Boston for a bunch of players,

an unprotected first-round pick. And I remember thinking at the time as a Cavs fan, they didn't get enough. They got three players and an unprotected first-round pick. But Kyrie Irving was awesome. Yeah, I mean, they just won a title.

You got thinking, is he a franchise player? And he was thinking that too. he he hit the game-winning shot in 16 and then hurt in 17 is that right that sounds right but he also had well no it was Kevin Love who had the stop but Kyrie hit the shot though yeah LeBron had the block the block the chase down block Kevin Love had a stop Kyrie had the shot yeah yeah so they already had Al Horford they had just signed Gordon Hayward which at the time they had Tatum it was a but he was like 19 but yeah Jalen Brown, Marcus Smart. And it looked like now we had Kyrie as the leader of this. And many, many championships will follow. So the next year, or that season, they actually ended up facing the Cavs in the Eastern Conference Finals.

And Kyrie was injured. So he didn't play in that series at all. Throughout the year, he averaged 24.5 points a game. They had a 55-27 record, second in the East. But then he had knee surgery and missed the playoffs. But Boston was still pretty good. And they got all the way to Game 7 in the Eastern Conference Finals. And that's where we have a little more controversy with Kyrie. Because Kyrie just didn't even go to the game.

I do recall that. He was recovering from nasal surgery. Danny Ainge, the GM back then, said Kyrie had a deviated septum and had surgery on that. So I don't think he wanted to be seen. He's a good looking guy. He can't ruin his movie career.

So he tried to be funny about it. But the point is, that seems like a surgery you can kind of have whenever. Yeah. But it was scheduled right before Game 7, and then he doesn't sit there with his teammates. So there's a sour taste in the Boston fans' mouths after that, I guess. However, October 4th, 2018, so as the next season starts,

they had kind of a season ticket holder event, and they were talking about, like, they were looking up at, you know, I don't know, they had one of their media guys, and they were looking up at the rafters and all the things that were hanging and the banners and all that. That's what you call them? You got there. Bangers.

Banners. Anyway, here's what Kyrie said then. Kyrie, how important is it to see number 11 up there one day? It's quite important, and I appreciate that scout. I joined him, but I shared it with some of my teammates as well as the organization and everyone else in Boston. If you guys will have me back, I plan on resigning here next year. Boom!

So I appreciate it. So we forgot all about that nasal surgery, not sitting on the bench. How important is it to sit on the bench anyway, right? That's all just window dressing. In hindsight, I know that that was six years ago, but I find it really weird that he would have ever said that. Yeah. That just doesn't seem like him at all. Whether he wanted to be there or not.

That's just a weird thing to just come out and say. Yeah, I mean, in a sense it hurts your negotiating power, but not in the NBA, right? If you're a superstar, you're going to get the max. Everybody will. I don't picture him as the type of guy who feels like he needs to placate the fans with any sort of comments like that. Like he's just doing his own thing. Yeah, but maybe you're caught up in it.

You're there. You had forced your way out of Cleveland. Now this does seem like a great thing. Perhaps. The history of the Celtics, blah, blah, blah. But you're right. It doesn't seem like a Kyrie thing to do. No.

So they do have a very young roster. All those guys we were reeling off were pretty young. And so now they're going through some ups and downs during the season. So they lost to the Suns on December 19th. And then in a post-game locker room interview, they were talking to him, and he said a few things that he was just kind of like,

everybody took it as he's ripping his teammates. I remember this. One of the things he said, he needs him to actually care about actually trying in certain possessions. Here's some more of his comments. The best thing I can say is experience. We're lacking it. And because of that, we have a lot of learning to do.

So we have a lot of ground to make up in that aspect. And, you know, it gets tough and it gets hard. You've got to think. You've got to do the right things. You can't, you know, gamble and think that it's going to be the winning play. You know, when your job is called upon, you've got to do it to the best of your ability. You've got to come in and make an impact for the minutes that you're playing out there. It doesn't matter who you're going against.

It matters the type of preparation you have, what you're going out and trying to accomplish. What's the big picture? What are we doing here? These are a lot of things that I don't think that some of my teammates have faced of just every single day. It's not easy to be great. Some of my teammates have faced of just every single day. It's not easy to be great. So the things that you're doing, that you've done your whole entire career,

of being able to, you know, kind of coast by in certain situations and you've gotten away with your youth and stuff like that, being on a championship ball club, you can't get away with that. And you might have to say he's not wrong. Those are good things to tell a young team. It's just typically the sort of thing that you say behind closed doors. But, yeah. Who knows? Maybe he had, and that was falling on deaf ears, and now I'm going to take it to the media.

Or maybe that's just that age Kyrie wasn't as thoughtful about how will this affect them. Yeah and that's probably that's probably what it is. So yeah people were like here he is just ripping his teammates like nothing's his fault. Which I mean at the time like Tatum and Brown and Marcus Smart were so young. Do you really need that? But, I mean, those are wise words, I think. In December? Like, you've always been the best player. You do need to realize. Doesn't work at this level.

Yeah, the little tiny things really do matter now. They didn't ever matter for you before. And I somewhat wonder if it was like he had just come from playing with LeBron and thought like, I'm LeBron now. Absolutely. Like I can just talk to these guys like I'm LeBron now. And they're like, you're not. You're great, but you're not LeBron. They have a very interesting, just interconnected history together just the fact that that they play together is and i think i even saw a clip the other day of uh lebron being like i wish it would have worked yes yeah lebron's like you know now when i see him i'm like that's the guy that i

should have been playing with forever and just from if i can defend Kyrie, you know, he was 1-1, went to Duke. You know, he thinks that he's going to grow up to be Batman. Yeah. And he plays with LeBron, who is the most alpha of alpha. Yeah. And so he's always playing second fiddle to LeBron. And he was already there, right? Yeah, yeah, LeBron.

So he was already there, and then they're like, all right, we're bringing LeBron back. Yeah. And so then he goes to Boston thinking, okay, finally it's my time to be a leader in an alpha, and people look at you like, no. No. And I think that's a hard pill to swallow for a lot of athletes of you're not destined to be one of the greats. So that criticism that he gave in the postgame was December 19th. So on February 1st, Celtics are now in fourth place,

which is not where they thought they would be, especially after the previous season. And he was asked about his mindset and, hey, remember when you said you were going to re-sign with Boston? You said that to an arena and we had audio and everything. And he said, ask me July 1st, which is when free agency begins. And they said, well, why did you say that? Back in October, he said, well, it was just the excitement,

feeling emotionally invested, coming off an injury last season, trying to prove something, trying to be very much of a team-oriented player, which I am naturally. But at the end of the day, I spent the last eight years trying to do what everybody else wanted me to do in terms of making my decisions and trying to validate through the media, through other personnel, managers, anybody in this business.

I don't owe anybody shit. Okay. I mean, he's not wrong. But if you're wondering, why are we booing him tonight? These are the passionate Boston sports fans who remember that they're not owed anything by this guy. They'll hold a grudge for sure. One of the more loyal or I guess you would say loyal passionate fan base areas of the of the entire country I can't wait dude and he's gonna fucking bury them too I know you think yeah so that was February 1st where he's like I don't know Dan placed

the bet in the wrong series maybe I think he's just gonna be himself yeah I had bet on him to be the bet in the wrong series. Maybe. I think he's just going to be himself. Yeah, I had bet on him to be Western Conference Finals MVP. I still got a chance to make my money back here. How? Because I have 100 on... Oh, on Mav's title. Mav's title and Luka to be Finals MVP.

Okay. Fair enough. Mav's title and Luka to be finals MVP. Okay. Fair enough. So let's see here. So that was February 1st. February 18th is the All-Star Game. Hmm. And so now a video comes out of Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant having a very close conversation. And so some people are putting this together like, wait,

they're both free agents at the end of the year. There was already a lot of Durant noise. As always. That Durant will be leaving because he's not happy. I mean, who could be happy with the Warriors? And even when their superstars kind of backed down and said, you know what? We'll just let you be in charge. We'll recruit you.

Draymond yelled at him in a huddle. So can't recover from that. So reporters started saying, hey, maybe you two guys are like teaming up and trying to go somewhere uh kairi says to nbc sports boston what i do with my life is my business it's none of yours none of anybody's business so it's a video of me and my best friends talking and then it turns out to be a dissection of a free agency meeting i I don't get that. I'm so glad. Now I'm asked questions about it.

I'm so glad that we don't have this version of him. Yeah, because he's grounding now. Touching grass. I'm telling you. It's the grass, dude. So later, after they ended up, they did go to the Nets, Kevin Durant admitted during his podcast that, yes, they had formulated their plan to team up the following offseason during that All-Star Game meetup.

So the reporters were absolutely right. Yeah, of course. The video that they caught just happened to be them talking about, hey, man, because I think somebody might have kind of overheard a, did I hear the word max? Or two max? Two max slots? But then he lied about it. I think he was just more saying, what, a conversation with my friend means I'm leaving? Yeah, well, you ended up leaving.

I think he was just saying, it's none of your business. I don't know That whole thing felt pretty shady to me at the time So that playoff run They didn't make it Even to the Eastern Conference Finals With Kyrie healthy They fell to the Bucs

Did the Bucs win the title that year? Yes So you're skipping one important detail That was the Raptors year wasn't it? Perhaps, but... So, okay. The Nets won 48 games the year before with Kenny Atkinson as their head coach.

I'm not on the Nets yet. Okay, I thought you said... No, no, no, no. We're still on the Celtics. Okay. Now we get to the playoffs. I'm sorry. Kevin Durant did jump ahead once they got to the Nets. Okay, okay. Sorry, but he's still with the Celtics. Okay. Now we get to the playoffs. I'm sorry. Kevin Durant did jump ahead once they got to the Nets. Okay, okay. Sorry, but he's still with the Celtics.

Sorry. Okay. So now, 2019, the Celtics lose to the Bucs in five. And Kyrie had a bad series. Okay. 20.4 points per game. Shot 35%. 21% from three.

So certainly not the... Yeah, you can't have that if you're the guy. No. We would be ripping Luka to shreds. In their season-ending loss, Game 5, he shot 6 of 21, 1 assist, 1 rebound,

3 turnovers, and was a minus 25. Is that bad? The one assist was great, though. So now that offseason, he signs with the Nets. Him and Kevin Durant each got matching four-year, $141 million max contracts. And yes, that was after the finals where Durant was hurt. Right? Yes. And that's why Durant didn't even play that first year.

Correct. Because he went back out on the court. Hurt his Achilles. Yes. Yes. So now Boston loses Kyrie for nothing. At least Cleveland got some stuff. So now his first return to Boston is December 18th, 2020.

Actually, their first game back, he missed it. He missed that one. That's right. Due to injury. But now he's back in December, and he was burning sage on the floor. So he's burning sage walking up and down the floor. That's his pregame ritual. It works.

It does. You mean the 2020 season? Yes. Okay. He says it comes from native tribes. A lot of native tribes. Being able to sage just cleanse the energy. Make sure we're all balanced. When we come into this job, we

come into this place, it's not anything I don't do at home that I did today. I saged the last game. I plan to sage every game if the opposing team will allow me to. Yeah, I mean there's lots of stuff I do at home that I did today. I saged the last game. I plan to sage every game if the opposing team will allow me to. Yeah, I mean, there's lots of stuff I do at home, stuff you probably do at home as well that I don't want us to do at work. Have you ever saged, though? I mean, I definitely had like a pot dealer. Okay. What is sage? Is it an incense type's like an incense type thing Yeah But it's like a bush That you like

Like wrap up But then you burn it Yes And you just kind of Shake it You shake it over Like whatever Like for example

In this studio God knows I need saging You just walk around And you just sage it And it just kind of You know It cleanses the air It cleanses the spirit

Let's sage this place next week I don't I feel like Are we in here next week? Yeah, I think we're... Are the laws these days? You can't do anything? Like, can't smoke? Can't sage? Yeah, I would say we should ask first.

I'm sure you could sage. What if you ask forgiveness later? Great point. May 30th. The sage thing was so weird when it happened. Now we go to 2021. Now we're at a playoff series against the Celtics. A fan threw a water bottle at Kyrie's head after Brooklyn won game four.

Why? Not the victim blame but kairi stomped on the celtics logo at midcourt when he was walking off the floor yeah and you don't do that when after lucky he dragged his shoe across lucky the leprechaun's face and you just don't do that so while i'm glad that we don't have to deal with all this other part of the Kyrie experience. Yes, thank God. I really wish he would do that again.

I'd subscribe. Seriously. Like whether it's, you know, if Game 7 or something, if he just goes and stomps on Lucky. He won't do it now because he's the adult. He's team dad. But it would be awesome. The next year, they met again in the playoffs.

He was talking about hearing boos, and he said, well, it's like the scorned girlfriend that just wants an explanation for why I left, but they're hoping for a text back. So he called the Boston fans the scorned girlfriend. And then also in that series, the Celtics swept the Nets. There's a video. Of him stomping on the logo. Or dragging his foot on the logo.

Okay, no, he... That's so dramatic. Very specifically aimed for Lucky's face. He did. Look at this foreshadowing. And in game one of that series that they swept the Nets, Kyrie gave the finger to the crowd. He was fined $50,000 by the NBA for that. And so now imagine you are a Boston fan,

and now you're reading about, oh, he's the greatest leader. He's helped the young guy come along. Yeah. It's got to drive them insane. Right. They're like, what? Get more grass. It's not a bad point.

He's grounded, man. And like, there is a racial component to this Not to say that like It's Boston and it's black guy Not to say that like you know they haven't rooted for Tons of black athletes Before

But he has made comments before about like I did not feel like welcome or comfortable In this city That he heard the n-word there And we were like yeah it's Boston Alright did not feel like welcome or comfortable in this city. That he heard the N-word there and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. And we were like, yeah, it's Boston. Yeah.

All right. Here's Jay with the Dumb Zone News. Have you guys seen this video of this giraffe attacking this kid at Fossil Rim? I heard about it. Yeah, don't get in the back of a car or the back of a truck at Fossil Rim. Kind of feel like we're doing a little Darwinism with your parents. Doing a little victim blaming. Yeah, why are we blaming the giraffe?

Stupid parents. No, he's... I'm blaming the parents and the kid. Like, was it a baby? Two-year-old. It's two-year-old, yeah. And the giraffe, like like what Picked it up By the shirt Yeah

Like kind of tossed it Oh really Yeah Grabbed him by the shirt And took him up And like if you've ever been there Which I've done this Three or four times

I don't know that we've taken Carter But we've definitely taken Nora Three or four times Uh If you have like a sunroof Which I don't But my wife does That giraffe will put its head all the way in the car. Oh, yeah.

Or even if you just roll down like the passenger and driver's side window, like that giraffe's head is in the car. This looks like a guy who would put his two-year-old in the back of a truck. I didn't want to say anything, but I it tracks come on it does it does so this happened over the weekend and yeah it's like dude it's have you ever been up close with a giraffe they're huge they're amazing they are amazing i thought you've been to fossil i've been to fossil rim so maybe i have but it feels like i didn't get that close to it. I certainly didn't have the car open. I think if you haven't been up close to one, you think of them as like, oh, it's kind of like a gentle. Sure.

Dude, they're huge. They're vegetarians? Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Have you seen them neck fight? Oh, yeah. When they neck fight. Watch the videos of the neck fighting.

It's insane. They're violent animals. Really? Giraffes neck fight? Oh. It's insane. They're violent animals. Really? Giraffes neck fight? Oh, it's crazy. And I think this is kind of the precursor. Like, that's their foreplay.

Hmm. I don't know if that's true or not. I think it is. I feel like you could have just made that up. No, I'm serious. I'm serious. I think I read it somewhere. Well, I mean, even humans sometimes fighting is foreplay Right? Damn look at that

Oh my gosh Like look at that in comparison Just swinging his giant neck And slapping it with his head Yeah Yeah it feels like that would be bad Look at that tree Dan They're gonna get CTE

That tree is probably 20 feet tall. Yeah. CTE ESPN. I'm telling you, it's foreplay. Speaking of, former Dallas Mavericks player Delonte West arrested in Virginia. Oh, Delonte. How did he get there? Good question, actually.

He started walking when he got cut by the Mavs. I was going to say, my guess is not airplane. No. He shouldn't have slept with LeBron's mom. That's where it all went south. He suffered a medical emergency as police were attempting to arrest him. That's sad. It is very sad.

Mark Cuban tried to save him, and if Mark can't save you... Yeah. That's a tough one. We... Like, this sounds made up, but we would legitimately just see him, like, around work. Yeah. Oh, he'd be, like, panhandling. Yes.

Hanging out. Yes. Like, in the... Parking garage. In the parking garage and stuff. Like, after he had, you know, moved on from the Mavs. Didn't he like sleep in his car or something down there? Something like that.

Multiple times. He didn't have a car and then he had a bike that was stolen. It was just really sad. Yeah. I got another angle on the giraffe. Wow, Rob. Or giraffe video. Okay, we'll go back to the giraffe.

Look at that. That's not that bad. That is. But he ripped his shirt. You're telling me if you saw your kid Well, I'm just saying. You're right. Don't put your kid in the back.

Yeah, you're a complete dumbass. I'd probably point the finger at myself. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, I saw the other day a dog in back of truck with tailgate down. Nope.

It was like in our neighborhood, too. No, no, no. Just dog in back of truck is always worries me. Now, I did grow up in an era where I might have been in the back of a truck For sure

Tailgate up Tailgate up yeah Have you been on the highway though in a truck Yes That seems excessive In the back Of course I have No in the front

That's a dumb question No in the front Dude That's a dumb question. No, in the front. Dude, we used to do the highway surfing. Oh, where you'd stand up and hold on to the back of the... Yeah. Yep. Jeez. This guy used to be so balls out.

Like you would just... I know. You would just ride on the back of a truck holding on. And now he won't even say slut. See, this is why it's true. We are different people than we were at a certain point. If you were put in prison for life at the age of 18, it would have to be like, wait. That doesn't seem right.

Is that fair? Yeah. No, I completely agree. The funny thing is that it doesn't happen the same to them. The women folk. Wait, hold on. What do you mean? What do you mean? You think they're the same?

No, I think that they develop judgment earlier than males do. Oh, okay. In a row. Like, when we're in our mom, we do. Like, they're not the ones that are surfing, whatever you called it. What is it called? We just called it street surfing. That's not true, though, because until health insurance deductibles became a thing, then I'm like, all right, what's this going to cost me if I act stupid?

So that kind of straightened me out real quick. Yeah, but the fact is you thought through that. Yeah, you guys don't think, we do. Like that's our thing. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. We're still risky. I mean, I've told Dan and Blake this a million times, but I can watch it literally unfolding day to day.

Like you saw the girl here today, right? Oh, your son. Very cool. The girl's not going to like, dude, if my son came in here, he would have knocked all of Video Man's stuff down. Oh, yeah. He would have stolen this camera, drank that Tabasco. Probably.

Pulled his pants down. Probably. Like, why are you doing that? But he's also like one. She's like five. She was never like that. She was just never like that. Yeah, girls. Dan, you've got girls. Yeah, no. Is it the same? No, not like he's described. No. And you always hear that. It's a real thing. How's your boy? Because your boy seems very nice.

My wife and daughter watched Brooks when we did the show at my house last week, and they couldn't stop talking about him all weekend, how polite he was. They said he's like a little adult. He's a little gentleman. Yeah, he's a good kid. But as you saw, very energetic. Oh, she said she was exhausted.

Yeah. No, he's jumping up on the beanbag. He's running upstairs. He's got a lot of energy, but he's not as chaotic as I think Carter is. I mean, he'll jump up on the table and throw stuff everywhere, but not... He's not that... Well, then... Okay, so there is nature, but then there is nurture, too, you know?

Yeah. And the nature... If you're Jake's son, you might be a wild man. For sure. That's exactly what I'm saying. If you're Chappie's grandson... If you're Blake's son and he beats you... Whoa! Then you're be a wild man. For sure. That's exactly what I'm saying. Chappie's grandson. If you're Blake's son and he beats you,

then you're just afraid. Well, he's turned out okay. You know what's a weird thing is I thought about tweeting this the other day, but then you got mad at me when I tweeted. You gotta stop thinking about me, dude. I just want to be more like you. You were tweeting about

how cool the Grateful Dead is. I just, I, anyways. Well, what was the tweet? The tweet that never happened. So, my wife and I were out of town. The kids were out of town. We stayed at a hotel and went to dinner with some other couples on Friday. My kids went to the beach with my parents for like three days.

That's so great. That's why it's great to have parents living here. It's awesome. Oh, yeah. They're the best. And like when my son came back, he seemed like a different person. Because your parents don't take the shit you take? No, it wasn't even that.

It was just like. Like your mom seems no-nonsense-y. Yeah, not with them. Oh, not with grandkids, yeah. Yeah. I mean, she's a normal grandma, you know? But it's just weird. He says words now. He looks bigger. His face looks different. I actually looked at him this morning... You're saying just three days without him? Yeah. Because I would tell you that when we went on cowboy trips or something Like at that age

I'd come back after a week and it's like you're actually different It's so weird like even just three days at that age Like I got home and I'm like dude you You're like a person now He doesn't seem like a baby anymore And I had a really hard time with it this morning That's gonna make me cry I mean he's like a little man now and I had a really hard time with it this morning. That's going to make me cry.

I mean, he's like a little man now. So sweet. Anyways, back to the news. Dallas area, Boston's Pizza. You're familiar with Boston's Pizza? Yeah. You said one over on 114? Yeah. For the postseason, they have changed their name, Dan,

to Dallas Pizza. Okay. Because everybody's got to get in on the sports bit. Yeah, that'll show them. Yeah. I think, you know, what's funny is when I saw this story, the line moved. They got in the news. That's their goal, right?

Pretty much, yeah. They have three locations in Dallas. You know how much it would have cost you to get the dumb zone to read your thing like that? I actually don't know. I don't either. That's probably why this thing is failing. Yeah, so they've got signs. It just says

Dallas. Is that really it? What? Yeah, pretty much. That's what they did. Just a blue line through Boston and then Dallas above it? It's pretty basic. Remember the original Dumb Zone logo? I think somebody, like one of our listeners, just crossed out hang and wrote dumb. And that was actually presented in some paperwork that was

part of a lawsuit that never really came to fruition yeah was that we were stealing that logo we're like just a listener did that and we only had it up for like a day yeah the funniest part about that was uh they were like this is theft of intellectual property and we were like, this is theft of intellectual property. And we were like, well, we stole the original logo from House Party. Yeah. So we've kind of already committed IP theft. Right. No, they did. Yeah, I guess they did if that's theirs.

Never you mind. Yeah. I'm going to countersue you on behalf of Christopher Kidd Reed. Right. And LeBron, I think it was LeBron. I think LeBron. Our lawyer is a smartass. LeBron's company actually owned it. Yeah, and he's like, well, actually, you're suing LeBron.

Yeah. Like, alright, dude. You want a smartass lawyer. You don't need to put that in there. Great. Alright, there's your news. We've been going a long time. Have we? The Dumb Zone News. Take your kids to Fossil Rim. Just don't put them in the back of your truck.

It's a great place. What is the difference between a sunroof and a moonroof? Moonroof bigger? Moonroof in the backseat. You have both. In the same car? Yeah, so it extends back. Yeah, so it's the wholeseat. You have both. In the same car? Yeah, so it extends back. Yeah, so it's the whole thing. Okay, I've heard

of a moonroof. Instead of just the front. Is this a funny development now that our interns make more money than we do? Oh, that's depressing. Well, I mean, maybe for you that's funny, but Dan and Jake's producer has made more than them for the last eight months. Yeah. Combined.

That's right. You've combined Dan and Jake. We just had to get you on board, dude. And look at us now. Supermax. And look at us now. Oh and look at us now uh oh yeah this is me waiting for one of you guys to say something today's thursday june 6th on this day in 1844 the young men's christian association uh was founded in london you know

i gotta be honest i never knew that's what that stood for. Really? Yeah. What? Oh. That feels... That's really dumb if you didn't know that. I mean,

I just never caught a Christian air to it whenever I would go to the YMCA. Yeah, it wasn't like Jesus-y or anything. It's just I think the roots were... I didn't know that. Yeah. I never really thought about it.

And then later as it became like an identity for the gay man, right? That just seemed way out of it. That's kind of what I thought of it as. Yeah.

Wait, it became the identity... Oh, for the band. Okay, got it. I was like, what? The band, but then it would be like... It's like a place where dudes just went and... Yeah, that's what I always thought.

I mean, I heard that. Wait, what? Hold on. It's oddly specific there, Dan McD went and... Yeah, that's what I always thought. I mean, I heard that. Wait, what? Hold on. It's oddly specific there, Dan McDowell. I just heard that. Wait, it became like a manhole, basically? Yeah. You're kidding.

That's what I always thought of it as. Look it up. Just a place where men found love. Okay. I mean, where else to find young men? At the YMCA I don't know what that is On this day in 1849

U.S. Army Major Ripley Arnold Established a fort on the Bluffs Near the confluence of the Clear Fort And the West Fork Of the Trinity River The fort was named for Arnold's commander General Williams Jenkins Worth.

Billy Jay. The area later would become the city of Fort Worth. Would you look at that. And now you know. Just part of the story, at least the origin of the name. It's not the whole rest. There's a lot more to Fort Worth, I believe. On this day in 1944,

during World War II, Allied forces stormed the beaches of Normandy, France. Today is D-Day. They began the liberation of German-occupied Western Europe. Okay. You think you would have made it? Oh my God, no. I saw somebody put out a video today.

Somebody was taking pictures from the back. I would have liked to be that guy. Sitting the way back of the boat, and you can just take pictures. Right, mow everyone else down first. Yeah. Did you know they didn't know what they were getting into? I have heard that. What do you mean?

They all thought they were just going to... I think they thought they were going to get ice cream heard that. What do you mean? They all thought they were just going to... I think they thought they were going to get ice cream. Yeah. It was something. Well, not that. But yeah, they didn't know. They were actually going to... supposed to bomb the bunkers to take out the turrets. The big guns.

Yeah. But they got the wrong coordinates. So they actually just bombed a field or just bombed something else. And so when they get off the boat to gunfire, they like legit shocked yeah which makes that morning even worse i thought it was pretty bad already it was i forgot i'm on video uh saving private ryan have you watched that? Oh, of course. That's a brutal scene. I mean, it feels realistic. Actually, I think I talked to, after Band of Brothers, I told you Uncle Gary had a 90-year-old friend who parachuted in or whatever.

And had him watch Band of Brothers and get back to me and talk about it. And I think he said he couldn't even watch that scene. Yeah. Like it was actually too realistic. Oh, man. And I called him a pussy. And on this day, the first ever event was held at Cowboys Stadium in Arlington. World War II

veteran pussy. Just a movie War II veteran a pussy. Just a movie, bro. Bruh. Go on. First event ever at Cowboy Stadium in Arlington was? Brooks. George Strait. George Strait.

I can't stand watching concerts in that stadium. It's the worst. I think that was the review after the George Strait concert. It's the worst. I think that was the review after the Door Straight concert. Yeah. And I have seen Garth there and it was not enjoyable. I saw Paul McCartney there with Donovan.

That's really weird, dude. He would just tell me how many he knew two out of the 19 songs we listened to. 19? I feel like he'll go 30 on you. Well, I think then Donovan out of the 19 songs we listened to. 19? Like that was the... I feel like he'll go 30 on you. Well, I think then Donovan like left. Oh, okay.

Or something weird. He doesn't strike me as a big Paul McCartney guy. I'm going to tell you for the second time today, that's racist. Just observational. I was thinking about it. Is it a racist thing this morning? Hit me.

Okay. Because I was kind of thinking how you look back at things and then say, oh, that was really racist that they did that. Well, how about the fact I don't know why I was thinking this, but like Tarzan Okay, let's follow him. Was white. But Tarzan is just a story, right? Had they made Tarzan black Like the first movie is Tarzan Raised by apes or whatever

The Tarzan lore would be over It would be racist Right? Yeah, no, I don't think it would have had the same But right now it would be had the same but it will hit but right now it'd be gone there would be no tarzan like now tarzan kind of still exists it's tarzan right a little bit yeah there's probably oh there's still movies like yeah brendan fraser okay that is what is that tarzan but and i thinking, what could you... You like the comment?

That is not a Tarzan I've ever seen. You know how now they will cast women in men's, you know, it was a man role or... Yeah. Yeah. Or it'll drive some people up and out like, oh no, a black guy's in that role because you woke, right? Ariel. Ariel.

So could you today, though, cast a black Tarzan? Or would that be racist? That's where I was leading to. After all these thoughts. What time in the morning were you thinking this? I don't know. I think probably that would not go over well. So it's the one movie we can't make woke.

Unless we made Tars Woman Tars wait that's but it's not Tars Man yeah what is happening

I have no idea today's birthdays include Jake's favorite cowboy ever Des Bryant no Michael Irvin

yes oh damn okay the cowboy Jake wanted to be oh Des Bryant No Michael Irvin Yes Oh damn Okay The cowboy Jake Wanted to be Oh Um I have Bill Bates

Really I thought you loved Bill Bates I was a big Bill Bates fan For sure Bill Bates was solid Just because I thought

Because he wore the shark head No that was Kenny Gant I just I thought perhaps I could make it To special teams Because he wore the shark head? No, that's Kenny Gant. I thought perhaps I could make it to special teams. Jake's dream was to be a gunner on special teams. I think you could have. I appreciate it. Like I dreamt of being Jim Brown or Emmett Smith.

Right. Cy Young winner or something. Yeah, you dreamt of... I was like, maybe they'll let me cover kicks. Which is more realistic. I mean, it's not greedy. Sure. Thank you.

DeAndre Hopkins, 32. Kenny Pickett, 26. Small hands. Really? Yeah. Is that what they said? I think Blake brings that up every year. Eagles.

Needs a new Eagle. Did he just have a sex tape come out? I think he did. Can he pick it? A sex tape? Yeah, he dates like an influencer. I hate that word. Well, that's what I am.

I hate that word. Oh, yeah. I was going to bring this to the show because NFL Twitter was going back and forth on which team's quarterback would last the longest. Good grief. Jacksonville thought Trevor Lawrence. Done in a flash. Dak might last a little bit. Why would this have ever been a conversation?

Daniel Jones, premature for sure. Dan likes it. Daniel Jones. I don't see him in porn anywhere, and I'm looking it up. How about Where'd They Go Baker? I don't remember Baker. I think he passed a while. You think so?

Oh, yeah. Why are you scrolling down, video man? Nobody believed in him. I just want to look at Baker. Tommy Smith is 80. He's the Olympic raising the black gloved fist guy. Also. Civil rights leader.

Played for the Bengals for one year. Didn't know that. You know, when you had like 80 rounds in the draft, they'd just draft, you know, hey, let's just draft this sprinter. Yeah, that used to seem like it was a much more common occurrence. I think because the Cowboys did it with Bob Hayes. With Bob Hayes, yeah. And it kind of worked.

And so, yeah. Why not? Tommy Smith. Tyler Collins is 34. I just bring him up because he's, I think he's from around your neck of the woods. Richlandy. Local baseball player who played for the Tigers for a bit. Okay.

Robert England is 77. You may know him from Nightmare on Elm Street. You certainly know him. Tyler Collins is from Lubbock. Well, he may be born in Lubbock, but I swear to God he played around here. Okay. In high school. We believe you. Hey, I'm not. In high school. We believe you.

Hey, I'm not going to. Yeah, we believe you. He got really, really emphatic about that. We believe you. Hey, I swear to God. I swear on my child's life. Okay, dude. I will sacrifice her tonight.

What was it? Robert Englund, Nightmare on Elm Street. Also, you probably remember Stranger Things. Ah, Smoke Monster. Oh, yeah. The Dharma Initiative. Did you remember Stranger Things. Ah, Smoke Monster. Oh, yeah. The Dharma Initiative. Did you like Stranger Things? I liked the soundtrack.

I couldn't follow. I have ADD. I know. Sandra Bernhardt is 69. Just always gave me the super creep. Were you a Roseanne fan? You see around that? I was not

much of a fan, but I definitely have seen her stand-up special that used to run on Comedy Central in the summer many times. She looks like Phil Jackson to me and it freaks me out. She just gives me the creepiest vibes. Don't like that. King of comedy.

She's good in King of comedy. As a weirdo. Do you know my theory on Roseanne? No, but share it. I don't think that Trump would be in a position to win the election had we not canceled Roseanne. I think when we took Roseanne from them, it caused the revolt. From the them meaning?

The right. The new Roseanne? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if you remember when they brought back new Roseanne, she said some maybe Nazi-ish stuff. Oh, that's right. And then they fired her, and it was like, that was like the one show that conservatives had had in a very long time.

I mean, every other show has a gay guy or, you know, whatever, right? Woke. Yeah, exactly. And so I'm of the belief that the political climate in this country shifted when we took Roseanne from them the second time. I can see that. And I honestly believe that they would have just been chilled like,

whatever, we got Roseanne. Had we just not taken it from them. I would question you, but what did you major in in college? Political science,

my friend. So? He would know. Colin Quinn is 65. Still remember the first monologue after Norm left. Oh, really?

Yeah. I was pretty upset, but I didn't mind it. So he, something on, because I hated Colin Quinn for a long time. We can update. Yeah. I hated him for a long time because he replaced Norm, but I later grew to appreciate Colin Quinn. I don't mind him at all. It was just at the time, yeah.

What was the first one? He did like the whole thing about replacing Norm. Really? And I remember the final line being something along the lines of like he made a bartender reference. Like, look, I might not make the drink the exact same way that you're used

to it, but I want to give you a good drink or something. He was cool about it. He knew who he was replacing. Which I thought was awesome. The best. They probably should have gone to a two-person thing right then. I think so, too.

I mean, how do you fill his shoes? Yeah. That would have been the move. They kind of set him up to fail. Paul Giamatti is 57. Got peed on. What? What?

Just in the show. That's all I know. He was in Billions. It's the opening scene of the TV show Billions. He gets peed on. James Monkey Schaefer is 54. scene of the TV show Billions. He gets peed on. James Monkey Schaefer is 54. Says here from Korn.

I once saw them. I think Courtney Love opened. What band was she in? She was in Hole. Who else was on the bill? Well, Hole opened for Korn. Okay. And then Bush opened for Tool.

So those were two separate shows? Yeah. Because typically it's not really possible to have two open. Right. Yeah, it was kind of like a day-night doubleheader thing. Yeah, okay. We're bearing the lead. I would have never seen you at a Korn show, Dan.

That's amazing. Oh, man, you should have seen me there man Old corn was great I had like a pacifier in You're confusing so many different things right now Okay I'm trying to figure out if he's There's a video

Of What's that guy's a video of... What's that guy's name who ran for president? Trump. No, no, no. And his daughter has like weird face and she's... Trump. No, Mike Huckabee.

Huckabee, yeah. Oh. Look up Mike... Weird face. Look up Mike Huckabee corn. Is this going to ruin corn for us? No, I think you guys are going to love this. Now, it's not monkey, but I think it's Head?

Yes, Brian Head. Is that his name? Yes. I want you guys to watch this while we're here. It's Mike Huckabee playing bass with... Korn is spelled with a K, Rob. Oh, but Brian Head is all reformed and he's Jesus-y now. That's why Mike Huckabee.

That is correct. Okay. That is correct. And it is an absolutely hilarious video because Mike Huckabee is playing a Korn song. And yes, his daughter has weird face. You know I wasn't wrong about that. What? And he's still in his suit.

Oh, no. Jamming with Korn. Yeah. And there's still in his suit. Oh, no. Jamming with corn. Yeah. And there's Mike Huckabee slapping the bass. Oh, no, no, no. No. This is, I've watched this probably 10 years in a row. Well, that's great.

On dude's trips. You know what we need? To not ever see this again? No, no, no. We need Jake to host like a video stream where it's Jake's, kind of like you invented, at least for us anyway, the group text bit where we. Yeah.

I need to know your videos, your dude trip playlist. Yeah, well. Because you've always talked like, oh, I'll watch a helicopter crash video. It's a lot of that. It's a lot of helicopter crash. So it's just a random. Do you ever do a lady thing? Get an Airbnb and a bunch of ladies together?

She perked up real quick when you said, do you ever do a lady thing? We do, but we don't sit around and watch like. That's what I was wondering. What happens at those. Giraffes and helicopter crashes. Yeah, I think they just. Talk about. ever do a lady thing we do but we don't sit around and watch like that's what i was wondering what happens if those and helicopter crashes yeah i think they just talk about periods and yeah yes we just talk about knitting and periods and knitting yeah uh bud dwyer every year uh a lot of like stuff from the war in Iraq. What does that mean? There's just some gnarly stuff.

That's so dark. You, like, you guys chill out to this? I laugh. You laugh. What? Plane crashes, boat crashes. Faces of death? Yeah, I mean, it's a lot of that.

Bum fights? Remember that? You know, I feel like I've aged out of it. Do I remember that? Who was the big guy that... Did you ever buy a bumfight? Kimbo Slice? Yes.

See, she didn't even have to provide me like a second... Yeah, Kimbo Slice, he knew it. ...piece of information. Rapper, rocker. Uncle Cracker is 50. Ah, Kid Rock. I think he was in his band. Aubrey Anderson Emmons is 50. Ah, Kid Rock. I think he was in his band. Aubrey Anderson Emmons is 17.

That is Lily on Modern Family. Never seen an episode. Born on this day, now dead, you have Nathan Hale, who once said, I regret that I have only but one life to give for my country. And everybody's like, yeah, alright. Is that all he did? Like, who is he? Some kind of revolutionary

war guy, right? Yeah, he was like on the forefront of all that. But that was his big quote. You know, patriotic. And then everybody else was like, God, I'm trying to figure out something cool to say like that. Yeah. It's a yearbook quote. Hmm. And Thomas Dimitrov Sr.

I just discovered him this morning because he was actually an NFL quarterback for one year. Didn't know that. And that just made me think you kind of thought you had a chance to be an NFL GM. You didn't. No. It's kind of like what we were talking about the other day with like. Had that door open. Yeah. When you find out like every we were talking about the other day with Thomas Dimitrov had that door open. Yeah, when you find out every single person

went to an Ivy League school or lived in Manhattan. So they're like, okay, this guy's dad is chappy. This guy's dad used to play quarterback for the Browns. The greatest NFL coach of all time. Probably listened to that guy. His dad wrote the Bible of football. Steve Belichick.

Yeah. In fact, Tom Dimitrov, yeah, he played for Paul Brown. Like, okay, I think he might have picked up a thing or two along the way. Some of that has trickled down to Thomas Dimitrov. So now I'm just doing this.

Died on this day. Sucked. Dead on this day, still dead. 1799, Patrick Henry. His famous quote, he's a Revolutionary guy peace so sweet give me liberty or give me death very good okay wow famous bit of ticket audio unpatriotic losers in this room no i i knew it bro i totally knew it uh 1968, I totally knew it.

1968, died on this day, Robert Kennedy. One day after being shot. And then some 50 years later, had a son who has worms in his brain. Right. And hangs out with Aaron Rodgers. Didn't Aaron Rodgers say he could be the vice president on his ticket? Yes. He did.

Like he's been offered that? Yeah. While playing. He grounds a lot. Why does anybody hate Dak here? Let's just love Dak. Yeah. Let's just be happy that we don't have, like, Dak's not doing that stuff.

Let's win some playoff games. Fair. Great counterpoint. Fair. Great counterpoint. I think I'd rather have the guy with the worms. Yeah. Anne died on this day in 2016.

You won't believe this when I tell you. Okay. Kevin Ferguson. You won't believe it when I tell you the name that Kevin Ferguson went by. Kimbo Slice. Oh my God. Do you guys believe in synchronicity? How do we just do this?

Because it happens all the time. No, I have like this magic synchronicity power. I'm not kidding you. I think it's called whenever you hang out with another woman for a long enough time. Yeah. Sinking periods? No. That's not necessarily what Jake meant.

Boy. This was like, you would buy these DVDs like at, you know. that's not necessarily what Jake meant. Boy, this was like, you would buy these DVDs like at, you know, skate shops or whatever, gas stations. Yeah. And just watch them fight like a guy who weighed 120 pounds. You know,

like there's like an alligator in the background for some reason. Like what? Why is this legal? Kimbo Slice. And that was Today in History. Like, look at that dude. What do you mean? Like, look at him.

He's hot? And I'm just like, he doesn't even look real. He looks like a character in Street Fighter. You want to keep going? No. Yeah, let keep going? No. Yeah, let's not. No, let's not let the woman say anything else. Less is more.

Well, we're just trying to stay on the air. Anyway, thanks for joining us today, Jasmine. Thanks for having me. Thanks to you too, Rachel. Sorry, Jake, forgot you were even here. No. Sorry, Dan forgot that it was Dan that forgot you were even here And not Jake Any closing remarks Jasmine

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I'm pretty old. I wouldn't trade for anything. high, I'm pretty old. I wouldn't trade for anything as long as I can hold the hand that wears that ring. I said, oh my, my, my

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