The Dumb Zone FREE - The Dumb Zone in San Antonio | DZ 4-4-25

Episode Date: April 4, 2025

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneLone Star Beer takes us to The Rose of San Antonio for the Final Four so The Dumb Zone hits the streets of San Antonio and remembers the Alamo with Mike Sirois (00:00) - Open: The Dumb Zone in San Antonio (56:26) - Sports: Will Milton push Dak? (01:20:14) - Mary Kay speaks out (01:31:05) - News: Do we know the amendments? (01:50:50) - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hello, I'm DFW's own Danny Bayless letting you know that you are about to hear a free podcast of the dumb zone. But if you'd like to subscribe at dumbzone.com, you will get four shows per week plus the weekend wrap up and any bonus epi's like our business Wednesday interviews. Oh, you'll also get our DZTV archives again, that's a dumbzone.com comm to subscribe now on to today's program I didn't prep you for this what do we got coming up today tonight live from the road 20 seconds left o'neill here for Lone Star beer Blake can I beat a random guy on the street in a homeless contest here for Lone Star Beer. Blake? Want to add anything?

Or teams. Can I beat a random guy on the street in a homeless contest? Yeah. And weather. What do we do? Play the thing. Terrible job. Terrible job.

You didn't even give me nothing. Do the whole thing again. All right, all right, all right, all right. All right, all right, all right alright, alright, alright, alright. I never listen, I'm gonna listen. I wanna listen to the drums on you. Hello San Antonio. We are here in San Antonio. That's right.

I wanna listen to the drums on you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We are here at the behest of Lone Star Beer and Lone Star Light.

Oh, wow. Delicious. Yeah. Yeah. We have a guy sampling them all. Yep. Going back and forth, red and blue, light and original. Every sip better than the last.

Lone Star Beer. I'm Dan McDowell. I'm Jake Kapps. I'm Blake Jones. I'm United States Air Force veteran Michael Soroi. Thank you. That's right. And I was trained at Lackland Air Force Base, 24 minutes from where we served.

Oh yeah? Yeah. That where you learned to fly? So where was your first... You don't ask an Airman that question. Oh, okay. Never ask a gentleman Airman. Exact.

We met a homeless guy and Dan wanted to make it clear that I was never a pilot when I was in the Air Force. Today. To be fair, as we'll learn from that homeless guy later. He was engaging in a little stolen valor himself Yeah, I think so. You're right. We didn't learn that till the end. Yeah, he kept calling himself homeless or a Vietnam veteran Homeless Vietnam better. Yes, and then I was like, hey, I asked him some questions about Vietnam. He's like, I've never been I'm not saying you're not so he was a veteran during the Vietnam War Correct, but I don't think you're not a veteran. So he was a veteran during the Vietnam War. Correct.

But I don't think you can call yourself a Vietnam veteran if you've never been there. Give me some credit, because I'm technically a Gulf War veteran. But it's just because the time frame lasted until right when I enlisted. But so if you were homeless, would you say, I'm a Gulf War veteran?

I went to Saudi Arabia and Bahrain. Still, you're it. The question is whether you were deployed or not. Did you leave the continental United States? Yes. And this guy we met did not. Into the Persian Gulf. But he was quick to say he had PTSD

from the whole experience. That's right. We never really called him on that. No, we won't. Hey, what's the debt? No. He was a very cool guy. Oh, Bobby G. Bobby G.

We'll hear from him later. Bobby Guitars. Can we also mention that you're a benevolent, you're a very giving guy. That's why I would think that I've created an environment where my buddy wouldn't just spring the T's muse on me two seconds after I set down and not be like, hey, I'm going to do this, let's write something. All right, well, I like fun. That wasn't that fun.

We can do a different one later. I gave the homeless man, who I did not stop because he was homeless, I stopped him because he had a Kobe sweater on where Kobe was hugging Kobe. Kobe wearing a 24 was like Kobe wearing an eight's grandpa. And he was like hugging. He was hugging him. Well, it was pre-rape Kobe and post-rape Kobe.

Right. It was actually one of the Kobes was raping the other Kobe. I believe. That was step one. So I stopped him. And yeah. Yeah. Airbrush, sweater.

He gave us a lot of his time. And I wanted to compensate him. And the only cash. Well, you act like that's currency to him. He's got nothing but time. That's true. That's true. But I had a 50 on me randomly

from 50. I didn't know it was that. Who knew they had $50 bills? We paid for Ben's ticket to the Rogan Club the other night he gave me a 50 and I'm like okay I told him not to he gave it to me so this guy's on. Yeah he gave us a place to stay. Yeah and left it. And you charged him for the Rogan show. Wow. Okay. You blew our entire San Antonio homeless budget on one guy. Yeah seriously because immediately we walked off and these guys were like, oh I thought you were a socialist. How about we spread it out around all the homeless people. We're at the rows of San Antonio. We could have gone up to the register and said can you give me 10

fives. We're peeling off fives like Sinatra. Is there 10 fives and a 50? Every home was got, yeah. Yeah, OK. I originally thought you'd give me 25 twos. I thought you slipped him a dumb zone sticker. By the way, we do have dumb zone stickers for anybody who wants one.

These were made to us by Marv the cosmic cowboy yeah and these are perforated so look you could just kind of go like this here and now here's how I would open like the Diet Coke 12-pack just like that perfectly and then here's a sample of this is my wife would open that here no here you go that one's for you thank you hey thanks yeah Jake is similar yes opener I believe like a open the coke like that. Here, oh here you go. That one's for you. Thank you. Hey thanks. Gee thanks. Jake is similar coke opener I believe, like a wild animal got in the fridge somehow.

Wild animal, is it? But if anybody wants one of these sweet stickers, they're up here, you're gonna have to unperforate it yourself. No one's moving. Yeah. Like not an inch and you have 500 of these stickers. Is it an old bit?

If anybody wants 70 of the stickers. Or how fast Jake eats. You're saying you've witnessed. I've just seen him open a package. No, I'm saying food. And there's no like, let me cut the tape, and then I'll just open it. He'll just be like, grr.

That kind of goes along with the attitude of watching the man feed. Is, you, is this an old, Did you see that what he ordered today? That's why I try not to have anybody watching. First of all, he had like a $23 burger at a place where the most expensive burger is $10. He is squarely in his burger phase. He ordered that double burger last night. He mumbled that before he ordered.

He mumbled, I'm in my burger phase. And they ordered the biggest burger they had. There were like three patties, bacon. Yeah. He mumbled that before he ordered. He mumbled, I'm in my burger face. And they ordered the biggest burger he had. There were like three patties, bacon. Yeah. I don't know, what else? Egg. Egg and avocado.

Oh, an egg. And avocado. Whatever, dude. I don't know. Just the speed. That's why I hate eating in front of you guys, because I can tell. Everybody's all silent, looking at me.

I hate it. I hate it. But it doesn't stop me, though. No, it's an amazing sight. So anyway, yes. It's like you ever watch a snake eat a rat or something. You're like, whoa. It's great.

I'm having a great time. How are you guys doing? There were two things that I had. Thanks to Lone Star for opening up this Generally Paywall program to everybody So I had two life with Dan interactions yesterday on the way to San Antonio Just watching what I do. We stopped we stopped at a thundercloud subs in Austin I don't know how many there are it's a local chain, right and I was like, hey, this place is really good

and I knew he's looking for a sandwich something healthy not a triple burger and so we popped in there and We walked in there's nobody else there and the guy at the counter saw us walk in together and goes You paying together? Okay, so as we walk in The door is still open with Jake I Jake is a nice guy holds the door for me. I walk in, Jake's right behind me, door's still closing. He says, are you guys paying together?

OK, that's all. Yeah. And then, I'm like, oh yeah, I guess we. Why does that matter? OK, so I didn't say anything. Yeah, I'm like, I guess we do have the company card. I was like, yeah. Then we went up to order.

Yeah, yeah. And then like, a long time passed. Yeah, we're like, I guess we do have the company card. I was like, yeah. Then we went up to order. Yeah, yeah. And then like a long time passes. Yeah, we're looking at the menu. I'm reading. Do they have a tuna? What do they got here? 30, 45 seconds passed. We're looking at the menu, and Dan goes, why does it matter?

I go, why did you need to know that at that point? I was thinking that exact thing. But he's like, why does it matter? The guy goes, I don't know. And I got kind of defensive. And I'm like, oh, shit. All right, now here we. So you're thinking that exact thing. But he's like, why does it matter? The guy goes, I don't know. And my guy kind of defensive. And I'm like, oh shit, all right, now who are we? So you're thinking the same thing but would never have said it?

No, no. And he's like, yeah, why does it matter? I don't know, I mean, it just helps me, I guess. Dan's like, well, no, I mean, I'm just asking. And I'm like, ultimately, it's a bit of a sandwich moment. Do you want to know what our tip, 18% or 20%? Or like, do you ask that up front?

Like at the very end it's like are you paying together? It was weird. It was just kind of standoffish. Like he's going to ring it up. Like you haven't even made the sandwich yet dude. You don't even know if I'm ordering anything. It was a weird vibe and I'm like man this just happens to him all the time doesn't it?

And then we got into San Antonio. We're not a bad neighborhood or anything. I think it's a decent neighborhood, but it's also feels adjacent To like gentrification. There's some neighborhoods. I probably would stay away from we pulled into a gas station last night and As we're getting out of the car. It was probably 830 it wasn't that late, but as we're getting out of the car two teens are getting out of their car and One of them is dressed relatively normal But the other one had a black hoodie on with his hood over his head and he had the skull mask up over his nose

like he had the white and black skeleton mask up over his nose and he had his hands in his front pocket and I saw them get out of their car. They were starting to walk into the store and Dan is walking into the store. He's standing. Why did you do that? I don't know. There's like a Dan. You lumbered.

There's like a Dan at 8, 8.30 PM type of movement. It's just slow. It's the end of the day for Dan. We might be taking the edge off with a gummy, with an early bird. Yeah, so I don't know. I'm not trying to panic, but I see these kids walk in. And I'm like, I at least want to see how this goes.

And so Dan just walks right in with them. And there's two gas station attendants there. One of them spots the guy I do. And he comes and walks to the front door. And this kid's nervously walking around with his hands in his pocket. So you are thinking he's possibly there to hold up the place?

Yes. And I don't know. So again, we both walked in together, Dan and Jake. And I kind of keep walking. Jake actually was kind of ahead of me a little bit. And then I stopped. And then he backed up. And I'm looking at him.

And he's like, looking real hard. Your face looked like you're very intense. The jaw was locked up a little. Like, he's looking real intently at something. And I'm just like, like I said, I'm taking the edge off with a little, perhaps a gummy. And I look at him, and I'm like, maybe I'm not reading this right.

Like, I don't know what he's, I'm just going to go ahead. And so I went to. So now there's like this little kid who, in my head, is about to rob this store. And he's got his hands in his pockets And he's like kind of doing this weird thing and as he's standing there in my mind like planning a robbery This man next to me. I was gonna say old guys not old But he's just kind of with his hands behind his back like head down sauntering past this team

He's just like this teens freaking out and Dan just kind of walks around him and we get out and I'm like were you not did you see what he was he was at the thing getting a drink and I was like excuse me you know I had to get my water and it just like informed me of how far apart each of us are in any given step probably was nothing but we walked in there and I'm like this place is about to get robbed and I think the only reason it didn't get robbed, because Dan doesn't know that places get robbed. And he Mr. Magood his way into a robbery plot. And the kid was like, this guy won't get the fuck out of the way.

This is one guy. This guy. Because I'm backing up. I'm like, oh, I don't know. The whole plan is perfect. And then Dan just kind of stumbled into the aisle. And the kid's like, what the? He's blocking.

How you doing? And then we just walked down. What's your bit? I'm very unaware of what's- Did you see what was happening there? I'm very unaware of my surroundings. Did you see the person he's talking about? Did you even see that person?

Once we were in the car driving away and he was describing and I was like, oh yeah, yeah. You got the skull mask. No. I didn't really notice the mask. It was all the way up to his eyes. And I'm like, I don't know. I just thought he was like a weirdo.

But yeah, I never thought- I thought he was a weirdo. But yeah, I never thought. I just thought he was a weirdo. I mean, if you're a big fan of heat, you're always looking for the heist. Is this the heist? Is this the one I break up? Yeah. You don't have to tell Saroy.

Yeah, every room we walk into, we know every exit and every threat. You case it. Threat level, yeah. By the way, I got a couple emails from guys who do certain types of work for big game hunter bros, guys who have a lot of land, have a lot of money. I'm not saying it's confirmation by any means,

but I heard from three different guys who were like, there are people who would do this. And they have the land to do it. OK, they would, but no. No, just more like a kill a human. Yeah, they're surviving the game. Yeah in Texas League I think the big ranches in Texas are bigger than you realize right? Well, we threw out 60,000 acres and I immediately just went blank. Yeah, I can't even picture what that yeah All right. See got me thoughts. What's it the Alamo today?

4.6 on Google reviews. Really? Yeah. I want to get to that in a minute, because we have audio. OK. But I have a what? No, we used to do real quick on Cirque, we would read the bad reviews for important monuments.

Yeah, yeah. I didn't know that. Just look for the one star reviews for any city we went to. The number one draft pick is in that bus. And the what? Cooper Flack. Oh, they just drove by? Yeah.

And the worst, we went to DC and we were reading reviews of the Jefferson Memorial. And there was one one star review that said, Jefferson Memorial, worst fried chicken I've ever had. I don't know, it's the funniest thing. I was like, all right, don't eat the fried chicken, which there's not a restaurant or food. I've looked is, like, all right. Yeah. Don't eat the fried chicken, which there's not a restaurant or food.

I've looked up. There's like one star reviews of the Wailing Wall. Like, I can't trust something like boring. Do you think they have Alamo reviews? Yes. Oh, yeah, for sure. 4.6 is pretty good, but I bet the one star is whatever. It was hot.

Where would you find those? You just Google the Alamo, and then it's Google Reviews. Oh, Google Reviews. 61,000. You just learned about the Alamo and then it's oh Google reviews 61,000 you just learned about I guess I just never clicked on it at all to look for something. Yeah, then click on the one-star job Do they do they list them in order? No, they don't okay. No Yeah, I want to do this. I want to do your bit. Can I take this Roy? I have no other place to put it. So it's yours. Oh

Look, oh, I got one for you. Okay. Here we go Marcy This used to be an amazing historical site. It is not any longer Another lost the crazy woke agenda Super crowded tourist trap, you knew it Okay. Super crowded tourist trap. You knew it. Let's see. This one's really good.

So S-O-O-O. Somehow I missed how the fight for slavery was the impetus for Texans wanting independence. Whoops. They didn't tell me that on the tour or in school or in the movie or in the Davy Crockett series That's not even a review of the tour though. That's a dishonest review It's perforated sir Yeah, take like four to five As many go to the zoo says Andrew don't spend your time for this bricks

My son had wrote article about Alamo. So we came here to see it Go to the zoo, says Andrew. Don't spend your time for this, Bricks. My son had wrote article about Alamo, so we came here to see it. Waste of your time. And he attached a picture of the Alamo. Yeah, shitty pictures. Just to show, I was here, bro. Derek says, money trap is the first word

that comes to mind. Everything costs money to do and to see. Boo the Alamo. No. Ha ha ha. That's passion. Yeah. Doesn't worth the ticket price. All right. Check out the free church and the gift shop,

and you get a pretty good idea. No need to get the tour. From what I overheard was extremely boring and a waste of time. That guy didn't even do it. He didn't even do it. I heard people say it sucks. I'm going to leave a shitty review.

Yeah. That's no fun. It still has a 4.6. Still, despite. Yeah. Fighting these off. Ooh, way too commercial. Watch the History Channel instead.

All right. I just thought it was too hot. I thought it was too woke. I'm with the first guy. Should we do that stuff now then? Since we started talking Alamo, I'll play Alamo audio. Sure. Yeah.

We were walking around the Alamo and decided to ask people. Boy, it's fun to watch Dan stalk his prey with his phone out and kind of deciding, creeping up behind him and they have no idea. That you and I kind of saunter up afterwards. Well, when you're going to enter, you're looking for people who are going to talk. I loved it. I learned.

I learned a lot. And you can tell, 60 and over guy with ponytail, probably is going to talk to you. Yeah, you know Military guy you might want to stay away from him. They're a little too buttoned up Guy that does not appear that he's heading anywhere quickly and maybe doesn't have shelter. Yep. He'll talk Guy guy and kilt will not talk with obviously That was an upset. He was excited. If you see a guy with in kilt will not talk. Obviously, oddly enough. That was an upset. He was excited. If you see a guy with a kilt walking towards you, you're like, this guy wants to say something about

his kilt. No. But he was in a hurry. Anyway, so this is like one of the last guys, but I thought his inflection was very killer kellison in the explaining the drop third strike because this guy knew a lot about the Alamo actually the people who defended the rebellion against Mexico and Santa Ana who was the president needed help and and during that time... Very descriptive. He keeps going about the whole thing. He has it all committed to memory. ...the knowledge of the people at the Alamo. Texas seceded from Mexico and became a republic.

He knows a lot. public. And when the army that eventually beat the Mexicans in Santa Ana took over Texas, that was the battle cry they used, Remember the Alamo. I mean, that was the drop third strike. That's how it ended. Got it. Remember the Alamo. That's where he ended it. Got it. That was the battle crime. That's where he took it a little too literally, because he had just went to see the Alamo Tour, and I said, well, what do you remember? That was our whole premise, to just walk by the Alamo.

Dan was standing by the exit of the Alamo, and then quickly asking what you remember. Yeah, so what do you remember from the Alamo? So I did, yeah, I put together a little thing with the. What do you remember from the Alamo. So I did, yeah, I put together a little thing with the... What do you remember from the Alamo? I... I remember the Alamo. I know that the hotels around it are haunted, but that's just because I like the creepy aspect of that. What do you remember about the Alamo? I remember it was a really bad movie when it came out. It was cheesy.

Okay. Tell us about the what is the Alamo? What's the deal? Well it's the fortress for the Texan and the Mexican border. They protected you know what they had for properties and things back then by defending it. What I remember about the AlMO is the fact that it was one of my favorite achievements since I'm a Mexican myself, to be honest with you. Oh, I love you. Hey, you know what I mean? Scoreboard. With your ass.

You know what I mean? Other than that, it was one of my favorite Texas history courses in class. They really don't cover it as much as you think they would in school. Maybe like a day or two, to be honest with you. I think it's because they took the L. Exactly, they don't want to talk about it too much,

I'm assuming. But yeah, honestly, it's just a staple of, you know, our tradition here in San Antonio. That really all it is to me. It's just in my blood, I guess. What do you remember about the, what do you remember? Ozzy Piston, really. Ozzy Piston, yeah, and I know Ozzy. You know Ozzy? Yeah me. Ozzy pissed on the Alamo. And I know Ozzy.

You know Ozzy? Yeah. How so? It's because when he came out of jail, they were taking me in. Okay, dude. So, yes, that's a guy who, his first thought was that Ozzy went potty on the Alamo. Is this true? Yeah, in the lower, yes. Did he get arrested for that? I mean, he claimed that he was going into the jail as Ozzy was walking out. And I don't think, why would this guy lie to us?

That's definitely what I've always heard. So this guy, I kept talking to him with Mike Saroy for a little while. Yeah. And he had a couple of other things. We asked a few people about Charles Barkley. Do you guys remember Charles Barkley talked about San Antonio? Man, what did he say exactly? The rodeo's in San Antonio? Yeah, the rodeo's in San Antonio, so they hit the road.

They sold a lot of churros. Yee! All them big old women down there can go to jail. Leave San Antonio women alone. Killing them churros though. Leave the San Antonio women alone. I tell you boy, they probably set a record for the churros. Don't laugh at that Shaq.

The Spurs had done. That's funny. The Spurs had swept the season series. Churros! They are regular women in San Antonio. Regular women. It's a big one though. Big.

It's just too much man. Come on man. I'll see them girls. Nine of the last ten years the the Spurs have swept the... Victoria Defer the secret down there. They'd be wearing them big old bloomers down there. So with Charles Barkley being an Auburn alum, are you an alum if you didn't graduate? They are in the final four.? They are in the final four. And they're in the final four.

Oh, I think. Yeah, absolutely. Anyway, so that is a big thing that people seem to know around here. They know that Charles Barkley bagged on San Antonio women. Like everyone you talked to came up, but I don't think you were necessarily bringing it up. So back then, the city of San Antonio did release a statement about Charles Barkley our community is becoming more active in fact San Antonio's obesity rate has dropped below the state average for the first time since you wore those tight shorts in the 80s

Your picture of Barkley up there Do you still fit in those shorts? This is their comeback and our girls well they can speak for themselves Oh. Do you still fit in those shorts? I don't think so. This is their comeback. And our girls? Well, they can speak for themselves. You don't define us, Charles Barkley. We define ourselves.

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Stop dissing our beautiful city. And one more thing. Go first, go! I don't like that. How have I never heard that? Because it's too awesome. That's incredible. It's too wonderful.

That was their response to Charles Barkley. Now, that was clearly a- He didn't diss them. He said they were big. That was clearly a- It's their fault if they think that's a diss. Right. But that was a corporatized.

Right. Like it's, you know, they got some things together, they had some money behind it. What do the people think about Charles Barkley? Well, Dan and Mike happened upon one of the people. You ever hear what Charles Barkley said about San Antonio? Oh yeah, we got fat woman in here. Hell yeah. Yeah, he like so big, but no, hey no wrong with

Shit, you got a woman she got drunk in the truck. Hell yeah! He stay here, he got a house here. Shit, why? Cause the butthole, you know. Are you mad at Charles Barker? Hell no! He's spending his money here. Shit, and you got all the spurs over there and the many shit. Hell yeah! Alright, well thank you very much. So you like the spurs. Now what told me you weren't here? Spurs over there and domain. Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right Now what told me you went here? Okay, so yes, what you can hear I'm trying to wrap things up. Yeah, he He would sporadically just break out into song and ask us I did ask for an Eddie money song. Yeah blank stare there

It's skip apparently Eddie money not as big as To this guy as he is look I didn't say saroi was sea crest But because he did want he really wanted to sing and I had a friend who would Love to join him in in that quest so We ended with okay here is the melody melody. There's a lady who knows all the glitter is in gold. And she's buying a subway. Tell her when she gets there, she know that the stores are all closed with the word she can't hear.

What she came for. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. And she buys a subway. What are you doing? She can't get what she came for And she bought you a way To have him in your good Oh, shit! She'll be your man Now what can you listen to? We gotta run, thanks man

Good shit, man Yeah Christina would yell at me if I didn't sing along Yeah With Led Zeppelin With a young man like that Yeah, the young man. Like you don't even miss her now.

Nah. I feel like she was here in that moment, singing with me. That guy was amazing. He sang like three songs, like full songs to us, and I'm glad they hadn't chopped out. Yeah, OK. Let me chop that down. I didn't even know what the first song was.

It just kept going. OK. But again, let me pull back the curtain fully here. I, right when we were walking up to the little area in front of the Alamo, I saw a guy wearing the Kobe, raping Kobe hoodie. I stopped him and was like, hey, can I talk to you about your shirt real quick?

He didn't appear to be unhoused. He appeared to just have a cool Kobe shirt on he looked awesome He looked all he had even Jordan sweatpants. He had Jordan Kobe on real Jordan sweatpants on and a Kobe on Kobe That's basketball. Yeah here for the final four and I just asked him. Hey, what's what's with your what's with your shirt? Can we talk to you for a second? And it turns out he was homeless. What I'm trying to say is we weren't hunting for homeless people. Exactly. It just so happened that this guy, but he had a lot, and he

was a very fun guy to talk to. I think this is a start. My name is Bob Youngs. Bob Youngs? Yes. I'm Jake. This is my friend Dan. How you doing?

We host a little radio show. So we wanted to stop you because of the tire. Oh, yeah. Obviously, that's a pretty OG, isn't it? What do you got? Jordan bottoms. Can you describe that? What is that?

This is what a homeless Vietnam vet man wears. Am I not? All right, so that's a bear trap he laid for us. I'm selling a cool Lakers shirt. Where'd you get it? Are you into basketball? No. I'm a homeless Vietnam vet.

And he's staring right at me. I'm like, man, I was not trying to make this bet. Here, take the 50. Take the 50. Now you know why I gave him the 50. Am I not the poster child for a homeless Vietnam veteran? Tell me I'm not. Well, are you a homeless Vietnam veteran who's also a Lakers fan?

Or is this by happenstance you ended up with this? Happenstance. I don't follow basketball. Alright, so now we're not going to do basketball, right? But he had a whole Luka thing ready. We did. Oh yeah. For real.

I mean I figured if he had it he'd get the Jordan stuff. So now we're just talking about Bobby G. It's cool. Of course. I'm 79, man. You look great for 79. I'm not going to lie to you. Thank you.

You look fantastic. What's the secret? It's first of all I don't drink okay. I don't do a harmful drugs. I Pause it every day. I don't do harmful drugs, but there is a Elineation yeah, he will okay. I'm not saying I don't do drugs every day. Okay, and I watch mostly walking or would you lift weight? Why don't you guys laugh at that? When he's like, I exercise every day. I thought it was funny. Do you need an outward laugh for everything?

Mostly walking. Mostly walking, or would you lift weights, or what? No. Calisthenics. Yep. Be careful. I'll do push-ups right here, right now. Oh, push-up calories.

Don't threaten me with a good time. You want to do it? Let's do it right now. I can only do 30, man. I can only do 30 man I can't do 30, but I'd like to give you a run for your money. Yeah, yeah Yeah, you guys are cool. Yeah Now we have a friend that makes us cool for sure cool, so we did do We did do some songs with him as well, I've been playing the guitar

since 1957 there's a chance I know a thing or two isn't there? I'm very talented really. I can write a song about this in five minutes. I write music like this. I write two or three songs a day. Give me one right now. You make one up? Yeah. Okay. Walking down the street on the way for a snack and I looked around on the way for a snack and I looked around and I had lost my pack but there was a bunch of fellas trying to teach me about mall and I said no man I got to go to the mall okay we got four bars so we just did that for another five or ten minutes yeah he's a fun guy. It's so beautiful getting to know the people of San Antonio covering the final four

Self-proclaimed I'm talented. Yeah, I can come up with the song right here Yeah, and he gave us he just he we did have a push-up contest I don't know if it's worth listening to just us repping out push-ups the first thing Hey, you want to do some push-ups? I got some video every state his age He said he was 79. Did you say 79? Yeah, I look great. He didn't He had a little trouble getting up after the push-up challenge He did say I could do 30 push-ups and he did exactly 30 and like knocked him out couldn't get up. Yeah Walked away we rode the bottom. What are those bikes caught Vio? Yeah, we got Jake on a scooter. It's not a scooter. Well, it's the scooter with that you sit on It had it had two wheels. It wasn't the

Cart that you've dreamed of driving. No, but it's not that far off from that. It's not that far off of that Those are cool little bike and but I have a new dream now When we were riding though the bikes around I saw a dolly like somebody was pushing a dolly When we were riding the bikes around, I saw a dolly, like somebody was pushing a dolly. My new dream is just something I can stand up on and lean back like it's a dolly and that just pushes around. Well, that's a Segway, right? But I don't know, like I want to be leaned back a little. Segway feels like you could fall off the front.

Did you ever feel like you were going to fall off the bike today? No. No. You did? Just me? Thought it was great. That's why I stay off the scooter. I Thought it was awesome. Yeah, it's cool. It's a good experience. Although it is somewhat high doll

I don't know we drove around for 15 minutes. It was seven or eight bucks. Yeah Is that too much is that way higher than the scooter? I Think so. I took another ride after just after we were done It was like 11 bucks for a little bit longer But I did because there's a lot of one ways and stuff is blocked off and I did was on a on ramp to a highway I found myself oh and I did walk it backward a little walk it on back a little bit and get back on the frontage road I dear I did hear a term we're very familiar with today whenever I was

taking my little VO bike and Olga from the bar here said don't get too close to the Alamo the bikes are Geofenced that was a cool. Yeah, she said oh, yeah, if you had asked me that a few years ago Yeah, what does that mean? No, and then I smashed right into the geofence and yeah We had to walk it out of there. Yeah Cuz you know, we'd sometimes break the geofencing rules That boys are the Final Four. Yeah, right here. Oh What else is on our list boys? there are a lot of uh

There are a lot of like old couples Oh the Duke Hotel thing, right just going by the Duke Hotel Is it the one that's right? We're right this one. Okay Dan's observation that boy boy, every Duke fan certainly does look like you would imagine every Duke fan to look. Yeah, you don't even have to wear the shirt. Well, it looks, yes, watch White Lotus. Yep. You will see that family.

You're like, OK, there they are. Oh, there they are. No, wait, there they are. Didn't Duke comment? Cleanest sweatshirt. Like, wait, who are the four teams? Oh, here was Bracket Dan. Shut up.

No, because it was Houston. Here we go. Auburn, who's the other one not? Oh, Florida. The Florida guy I met. It's got a hole in it. It's got a stain on it. His team.

Sweating all over. Like, that's the Florida. He's owned that sweatshirt for years. The Duke guy always buys a brand new sweatshirt for this Final Four. Like, he wants to know which Final Four, which sweatshirt goes with. And so they're all perfect.

They all look beautiful outside of the Duke hotel. Dan was also pissed about the construction in very Dan fashion. Well, he and I talked about this. So did you know the Final Four was going to be here? You knew your biggest event to... Oh my God. Like you know years ahead of time. Yes.

Like the city. At least pause construction and move the cranes. Yeah, there's like a crane right next to the Alamo. Working right now. And it's real loud and we're not able to record. We're trying to record bits here. I think somebody drove that down from Dallas, I think. Did they? Yeah, Von Crane.

Von Crane. Yeah. With Heisman Trophy winner, Ron Day. How are you feeling today? Fine. OK. Great. I just wonder at what point you get to the age

where it takes you like two days to bounce back. Because you were pretty done last night. I was tired last night. But these are long days, and it's credit to these two. For sure. We get here at like 10 AM. We don't leave till 6 or 7 with all the setup and everything. That's a long day. Sounds like a day of work. Who would work for 6, 7, 8, 9 hours? Didn't leave till 5. It was ridiculous.

That many hours in one day you're expected to lock in and work which is me sitting on my phone in a recliner. God, it's taking a long time. But Saroy's got to be on. It's got to be tough to be Saroy. It is. Everybody wants you to be, hey. Yes.

Another old-fashioned. Another old-fashioned. Well, yeah. Well, they did line up some Lone Stars here for you. I think for us, they're like props, just to look at them. And they will be empty props fairly soon dominoes falling toward me how about the Lone Star tall boys Lone Star is delicious how about that perfect in fact the owner of this bar was

telling me that they're like we sell tons of Lone Star here good they love lunch they love their Lone Star regarding our little mix-up at dinner last night. Let's do this show of hands here Okay, yeah, if you and this is San Antonio, so they might know more than we do We went to a Mexican restaurant last night that was recommended by a local Clinton's here. It's fantastic. I don't know how it was better than every other Tex men's restaurant You just go to there. It was it was amazing If you saw a subsection called fuzzies Marisol's maybe yeah was better than every other Tex-Mex restaurant you just go to. It was amazing. If you saw a subsection.

It was called Fuzzy's. Marisol's, maybe? If you saw a subsection on a menu at an upper tier Mexican restaurant that said specialty taquitos, and there were like 10 types, how many people here would think that that was something crispy and rolled up? Yeah, OK. OK, we're not alone. There's some timid voting.

And she. I don't hear anything. What's a taquito? The tightly rolled, fried little, do we? Yeah. OK. Well, here it's not. It's what it should be.

Yeah, which is a little taco. Yeah, that's what it should be. Yeah, which is little taco. Yeah, that's what the guy means, right? Yeah, so the guy brought out mine or ours first, set it down, and I'm like, oh, that's not mine. I even did that. No, no, that's not his. He got the taquito. And then they just kept bringing them,

and I'm looking at them like, these are just little tacos. These are little tacos. And then the second you say taquito, I'm like, yeah, OK. That is probably a little taco. It does sound like little taco. Just a little little taco. And then the second you say taquito, I'm like, yeah, okay, that is probably a little taco. It does sound like a little taco. Just a little baby taco. And I thought we all ordered taquitos. So they bring out the tray

and I see that they're just small tacos. And so to myself, I think, man, I'm the whitest person ever thinking I was getting like, you know, the taquitos from the freezer. And so I decided to just internalize it. I'm very white, man, I'm misunderstood. So they put my tacos down and like hell. Yeah, that's what I ordered little talk. Yes. Thank you And so I like them small. Yeah, so they put it in front of story in story does the um, sir Amigo and I told them

We wanted They're just little tacos, Saroy. They're just little tacos. Don't they stop me? This is what we wanted. Yeah, because they had regular size tacos. I thought it was weird. This table of six guys are like, we'll take the baby fellas. We were all excited about taking speciality taquitos. Yeah, dip and share. Yeah, it's a great feature. So we learned.

But they did turn out to be damn delicious little tacos. Yeah. Incredibly good. And we had goat. Cabrito. Cabrito, which we hadn't really had. So culture galore down here. So you guys remember when we stayed in Austin?

Yes. Yes, I do. Ben. Last night. It was Ben's air... Do you remember Ben? Yeah, I just... Yeah. Don't play the whole thing. Yes, Ben. It was Ben's air. Do you remember Ben? Yeah, I just been. Yeah. Don't play the whole thing. Yes. Be polite.

Here's to Ben. Name that movie. Oh, from yesterday. I don't know. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. We can do this because he did just tell us yesterday. Velvet blue velvet. Blue velvet. There you go. Half point each. Very nice. We get he said velvet something No, I only bring that up just to say

What a great Airbnb that Ben has especially in comparison to the one we're in the one we're in now, okay It's fine good. Yeah, but you need to reverse the order if you're gonna stay at Ben's Airbnb Yeah, that's the grand finale. You want to end with the better way. Because everything I'm looking at now, I'm thinking of Ben's Airbnb and how cool that bed was and how great that light was. The fact that at Ben's Airbnb, you could change the thermostat easily on the wall.

Whereas I think- Oh my God. Were you guys messing with yours? No, I was just watching you guys do it. It's like, cavemen. Like locked. I think it's locked, and then we somehow unlocked it for a minute.

But I think, I was thinking, is this wrong? Or do other Airbnbs lock a schedule onto the. That's not a bad idea, I think. This seems draconian. This Airbnb, if you look at their rules, did you guys read that stuff? No. They're like, we give one roll of toilet paper,

one paper towel roll, one garbage bag. So if you want, like if you're going to have a bunch of stuff, you're going to have to go buy your own garbage bags. Like they distinctly set that out for you. Tariffs, or. You think it's the tariffs? So, anyway, I'm a little bent out of shape because of that.

I couldn't figure out how to turn the light and fan off in my room. I don't like a fan. Oh no. When sleeping. Really? I don't like a fan No when sleeping Really? I don't like air blowing like that Blake and I are team fan Oh, yeah, okay room dogs for the last two nights. Yeah, we're simpatico. How are you guys sharing a room? There was an empty bag. No, did you sleep on the couch and you left a whole major open? He threw the math off communicate that there is a whole bedroom. Just He threw the math off. Communicate that. There is a whole bedroom just not used.

Yes, and he and I are spooning in the other room. Well, it sounds like you guys had a great time with your fan. Anyway, so I figured out how to turn the fan and the light off. Oh, good. Well, apparently, there's a timer on that. And whoever had the timer on wanted to wake up at 6 AM on the day that they were staying in this Airbnb. Because at 6 AM, the fan goes on high speed

and the light in the middle of the room. It's like the brightest light you've ever. It's like a stadium light, but it's in a room. That is a weird light, too. Who sets that? That's kind of an incredible idea for an alarm clock that turns the light on the main light Absolutely wakes you right up. Yeah, and then to get it off you Get up get up. Yeah, you have to stand up go over

You have to turn the thermostat down to well, yeah, they would flip it on. Yeah. Yeah Just want to say this is going to stay at an Airbnb and programming that Alright put that much in my only complaint with the Airbnb is that the shower head is at the level of my tits What are we doing that for? This room up what it higher. Why would you build that very tiny? Yes Let's say you're short Well, what would be better like everyone can use the tall one, even when you're short. Trust me.

It's right here. So you're trying to get the back of your neck. And then if you turn. I'm real interested in your hair. I think we all are. Would you like to expose that publicly? You've done it before. No.

OK, you don't want to show it now today? Sure, I will. OK, well, let's show the fans, the people. Do we have a Saroy Cam? Like. So Mike Saroy, as long as I've known him, has been completely bald. Yeah.

I feel like you started to go bald, what, a decade or however long ago, and you said, you know what, I'm going to get ahead of it. I'll just be bald. Like every dude, like 40% of people. Way more than a decade. I don't know. There you go. Baldies.

Baldies. Right. Not too many. Like me. No, my head totally shaved. And it was after years of fighting and then just succumbing. Yeah. That's the way you do it. Right. You just got ahead of it and then grew out your hair. And you can really kind of grow a lot of hair. Thank you.

And it's real surfer cool. Look at this, dude. Imagine if this was everywhere. Why? What are you doing? Dude, it would be amazing if it would. I'm trying to get it to where I could do a legitimate follow. Come over.

Oh my god. How long have you been growing your bald hair out? It's almost there. Because I want to walk out and act like this is what I'm trying to do and hide it. Yeah. You know? So he's got enough hair on the sides.

He's trying to comb both over to the middle. And they touch. Is this what you do when you have one year of severance and nothing to do? I got lazy for like a month and didn't shave my head, whatever. And then I'm like, F it. Let's see where it goes with this. Because even you were bald, you did it.

And honestly, the Ben Franklin era played a role in this. Where who's ever bald, and if you've been bald for 10 years or whatever it is, you're like, I maybe wonder what it looks like if I grew it out. And I just started letting it go and then it started looking awesome and even awesomer. And I started looking more handsome somehow.

And now here we are today, the handsomest day of my life. But Christina's okay, like she likes it. Really? Well, she says she does. She claims she does. All right. And I think it's gonna be weird to zap it all off too, but I'm gonna do every bad bit I can think of,

like with what I got. Dude, we went into a different 7-Eleven or whatever, and I thought the robbery scheme with a guy who was completely bald and he just had like a rectangular bush right there. I'm like, I can do that. I can do that is one of the last phases. It's like he had a non-fitted hat on

and then shaved everywhere except that little patch. But shout out to that guy. He went in and he got a giant big red and then just sat down and played video poker Yeah, that was his night. That's why I thought you backed up at first in our place Oh, there were people in there cuz rinding on and the one lady was like so happy. Oh, yeah to be playing video poker Yeah, like I love slots and but I can't ever it's weird in it Like do you win any gas station? 7-Eleven credit?

Yeah. You know, like you don't win cash, right? No. No, you don't win cash, but I think you can use it on booze. Can you use it on ice cream? Because that would- Dude, what the- This guy, he had crazy high.

Right? I thought you guys talked about everything on the thing. Everything I bring up, you're like, dude, that's not one of the things. No, I'm just playing. He got his Dippin' Dots and then he didn't eat them. Dude, he- I saved the Dippin' Dots for tonight. He found a giant- I know, but that was the thing. I'm like, dude, that's not one of the things. He got his Dippin' Dots, and then he didn't eat them. Dude, he saved the Dippin' Dots for tonight.

He found a giant. I know, but that was the biggest glow in your eye I've ever seen. It's, oh, I've got Dippin' Dots ready tonight. He found a giant cooler of Dippin' Dots, and he opened it up, and he looked back at us, and he went, ooh. I'm like, all right.

And then ice cream Snickers bar. Fucking ice cream Snickers and Twix. We were going to hammer some nitrogen ice cream if they were still open. Yeah, he did. Dude, I will fall for any ice cream bit. Hey, look, it's on marble. So you like the one that's steaming?

Give it to me. The smoking ice? Whatever it is. Yeah. I don't care. You're a different guy. You are. I mean, a better guy. Yeah. I don't care. You're a different guy. You are. I mean, a better guy.

Right? I don't know. Yeah, are you worse? Is he better or worse now that he's out of rehab? Does your wife like you more now? That's a really good question. Not as dangerous. Rarely is the answer yes to that question for anyone.

Does your wife like you more now than 20 years ago? What's she concerned about you traveling with this guy? uh I think if the one night I was here by myself That he was gonna be here with me like it was just me and him then that probably was not happening. Okay, I'd agree Yeah, yeah with her concern. I thought about that while driving down and look possibly a I Yeah, with her concern. I thought about that while driving down. And look, possibly I admire and- You're like every wife's concern. Yeah, I know, but that's bullshit,

because they just blame me for shit that they do. Yeah. Well, Saroy, so you were aware of this? Yeah, but it's because I wouldn't- No, I thought it, though. Because I wouldn't have done those things without you being there. Maybe.

At least you have her believing that. I love his wife. His wife's awesome. But I do feel like she always looks at me like I'm some sort of bad influence. I, how? Why? How?

Because it's just like if you have kids, you never want to think it's your kid that's the one. Right, exactly. It's the influence on your kid. But again, he's not drinking, which is awesome and good. And I promise, on or off a microphone, I will never obviously be involved with any violation of that and you respect like all right do you want

to you know care if you'll drink in front of you you've been cool with that you say that but I've worked it all the way into my head that Kristen is worried that I'm gonna be the one that somehow gets him to struggle with this or something yeah where you're actually the one that'll drink it instead of him. Yeah. If somebody orders two drinks. If someone puts six Lone Stars in front of us. You're like, fine, I'll just hand it over to Mike.

We're going to get through on him. Like, you're the perfect friend, actually, for him. The trash compactus. The trash compactus. He has me. It'll just be pushing it back and forth. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. So I don't know what to say. The hero is here. I could tell you were real worried about it, though, whenever you just kind of kept a full bottle of vodka. Where do we put this? How about in the middle of everything? I'm like, well, all right.

OK. Every Airbnb we've been in, there seems to be the Tito's bottles. It's not good. It's just back lit right outside of Jake's door. There's a fridge. There's a cabinet. I slept on the couch. I woke up.

A little trommel cardboard couch, I woke up. A little trommel cardboard thing that I unfold. It was like a scene from a movie, where I woke up on the couch, like, open my eyes, and it's just like, oh, there's a, there, OK? OK, yeah. All right. Cool move, Mike.

I'll move that upstairs tonight. Got a little sexy dress on, like, inviting you over. Yeah. A little waitress dress. Here I am, all alone. I made two. I'll drink them both, I don't know. Everyone else was asleep. Dress on you over. Yeah waitress I'll drink them both. I don't know everyone else asleep. So is it okay? To use a glass From an Airbnb because again this Airbnb is very bare bones bare bones. There's no extra stuff You're only allowed to. I feel like a basic thing with an Airbnb is plastic cups.

Do not make everyone use cups, plates, everything. Every time you want to use something that's glass, that can't happen. Red Solo cups. Red Solo cup would be fine. That's what I was looking for. Couldn't find one. Is it OK to use a glass to spit in if you dip?

No. No. What else are you going to use, though? Don't you did what's no what else are you gonna use though don't you guys always have a bottle so here's but I'm sorry I would use a Lucy one one level higher though green apple Lucy one level higher though if you were to be spitting in a glass at an Airbnb hypothetically. Okay. What if one of the sections of glasses were the little kids cups and the kids plates and you took one of those like a little purple cup? Right. Like this will not affect any adults in the future.

Yeah. Certainly they're going to be cleaned. The cleaning fee that we're paying would indicate somebody's gonna come in and clean these so your dip you ever see the Airbnb Airbnb looks like kitty you have to put all the dishes in the dishwasher yeah take off the linens and ball them up at the end of the bed and pay a $200 cleaning fee that doesn't all go together yeah it seems like it's a bubble a little bit it may burst The cool thing about that vehicle you see parked right out there, it's what would we call it?

What's the actual name? Sprinter van. People definitely think someone who could get laid is getting out of that van. There are people hanging out outside of it. Like when you park and get out, when we got out in the neighborhood, the girls like leaning over like, oh. Yeah. I know Matt. Is Matt our driver here? When we got out in the neighborhood, we were like, all the girls leaning over, like, oh, is this

the heavy stuff? I come out with my hair. Is Matt our driver here? Yeah, there he is. It's like a temporary loading zone. All right, he's just nodding. We got a cone out there. He's nodding.

We got a cone? People respect the cone. Bro, where'd we get a cone? Fucking legit, legit operation. Can we mention the former? What do you mean, there's construction everywhere? Can we mention the former owner of that Sprinter Van? Can we mention that or no? The former owner of the Sprinter Van? Can we mention who owned the Sprinter Van?

Oh now you're handing it to me? At least according to the guy that Matt is borrowing it from. Jeffrey Epstein. It's like a duck boat. It goes in the water. That's right. You can just take it. I found a college sweatshirt in there.

No, it's Jacob deGrom. Yeah. Did you know that? No. Did you feel that power? No. Which is why Jake immediately said somebody's had he said sex in this Absolutely, you'd have to think so think so man. Did you guys ever have conversations with anybody who worked like at the W?

like when guys would pull up NBA players that were in town for a night or a Couple nights. No, that's what you were in or maybe something slightly bigger than that Those seats are not all in it. You just get the poles in there Really? Yeah This world I don't just straight up Roving orgy. Yeah Sex on wheels on on mid-level exception NBA players dying Yeah, they would like pull up to the w to go like I got a run in and get something

So they just park it there and like guy would just kind of look in and be like oh, oh Okay, nice. Whereas that one looks like it's decked out for a gaming team. What's wrong with that? So you looked at home for sure. It looks like an eSports van Do they have those do they travel to eSports events together? I doubt it, not at Matt. No, I bet they do. They fly in Uber. Humans?

Yeah, like people with money. You don't think the FaZe Clan is rolling out with the Sprinter Van? I doubt it. Are you still into watching like? I tried to talk Call of Duty with him. The majors or whatever you did. On the road and he didn't.

Yeah, we got one coming up in two weeks. What is it? I'll be there. The halo major in Arlington. You'll be there? Yeah in fact I applied for a credential using No Puppet Productions and I got approved. All right. I bet that was real difficult. Yes, yes. You want to check back in with this guy? I'm sure. Bobby G. Bobby G. Hey I'm sure. What do you got? I'm Bobby G. Bobby G? Bobby G. Hey, what you talking about? Have you lived here some time? Yeah, homeless since September 13th. I'm a homeless Vietnam veteran. Okay, but in San Antonio though? In San Antonio? Just this September? I'm just wondering if you, is there any animosity towards Charles Barkley and his thoughts on San Antonio? Let's skip ahead here to see what he's been issued a psychiatric drug

I don't take it. I don't want to take it. All right, let's just skip ahead Hey, guess what? San Antonio police I Got mouthy and I said I want to see fucking peacock here right now This is like 15 minutes later Dan and I just stayed in there like what is going Dan was just turned around looked at the truck That was making noise. Like, look at the truck till it would move. And he just kept going and going and going.

Well, you weren't giving the got to go, bro. Boy, Dan's good at that, too. You do have a good lean away. And this thing's about done. We got to just say, we're done. Yeah. We're now done. I feel like he improved our day.

And then I would give him five or two or something. I wouldn't. I just couldn, we're done. We're now done. I feel like he improved our day. And then I would give him five or two or something. I wouldn't. I just couldn't imagine. I saw Jake doing it. And I'm just looking at the. 50. Was kind of looking at the company spreadsheet this morning.

I'm like, wait, now you're just throwing 50s left and right at this guy. Was that $50 worth of gold? That's why he talked so long. You gave him 50 at the beginning. So he gave him 50 the beginning. You're probably right premium experience. You're probably right Yeah, you did give him 50 in the beginning. Yes. He's like I'm fine The full Scientology hit oh, yeah. Yeah, I didn't you know, you don't think about it the homeless Scientologists Is that your name po you toe? I?

Know you that guy emails usito? I know you. That guy emails us, bro. I know you. Little chicken. Yeah, little small chicken. Little chicken. Not fried, not rolled. No. Just a delicious small chicken.

Not an appetizer. So you guys thought tostito, or what is it? Taquito. Taquito. Was? Yeah, rolled, small rolled, fried. Flauta. Because that's if you order a taquito, Small rolled, fried... Flouta. Flouta? Mmmmm. Was it the same as a flouta?

If you order a taquito, a frozen taquito, it'll be rolled and fried? Yeah. But are we trusting a guy named Francois about Mexican food? Was it Francois that chimed in? We should ask Poyito. I'll bet he knows better. Yeah, he's like, Jesus. It's all worth it, though.

Yeah. Alright. Am I allowed to bring up some sports today? Because I have some. Absolutely. From the wonderful world of sports, radio sports, scoreboard. Oh yeah, I like that. Just the Cowboys new quarterback, Joe Milton. I forgot who he was

The reason I know who he is Is just he's the guy that cost New England fans the number one pick last year. Yeah, you remember that? I do like so he actually was like good and exciting The final game of the regular season he came in for Drake May Because why would you want Drake May to get more NFL experience? That seems really dumb, doesn't it? That whole deal was weird though. Drake May is your future.

You're firing your coach. I don't know what the situation was there, but I don't know. Oh, they knew they were gonna fire their coach, yet they let him coach that last game and they win. Yeah. And knocking them out of the first pick in the draft. They beat Buffalo. Buffalo Buffalo is resting everybody. So it was a you know a Battle of wills as to who wanted to lose this game more Buffalo just didn't care

They probably would have fine taking the what the W right my only real take on the Joe Joe Milton thing is that it's the first time That there's anyone even remotely that could nip at the heels of making Dak feel uncomfortable. You think he could? I mean, just what, a six round? I don't think he actually will. I think that Dak. You said he could remotely?

I think Dak in the room will perceive it as like, who's this guy a little bit? Because every other guy that they've ever had has ever been, like Marc Sanchez was super cool with them. And then Cooper Rush was like very happy to be in the league for a while. They had a great relationship, but nobody ever thought, hey, Cooper Rush, that's an option.

But Joe Milton's young. From what I've read, he thinks he should be a starter. Like he has that attitude to him. He's also big, I think. We don't know if that plays a part, but he's a big dude. Joe Milton is? Yeah, I think he's 6'5". Okay, I wasn second day of camp. Okay.

He's good enough for that. So up to this point, there's never been a quarterback here while Dak was here that you thought that about. So everything you're telling me- And this is part of being in year whatever. I was gonna say everything you're telling me makes me actually like this move then. Yeah, it just pisses me off.

They've never done it before and they haven't done it earlier. You know, know took until now. Because they got him and a seventh I think for a fifth so yeah why not? Yeah no I think it's great because I want the Cowboys to put together a run in my lifetime and Dak is going to be the quarterback for a while Dak is going to be hurt while he's the quarterback. I wonder why would New England not like a guy who seems to have some upside and three years of control and he was just a late-round pick and I try to read that and I think they thought that he I Don't even mean in a negative way but had the attitude that he should be considered to be the starter and they were locked in with

Drake may Just wanted and they're like we can get a little something for him. Okay, cuz they were locked in with Drake May and they're like, we can get a little something for them. Okay. Because they got Vrabel now. Maybe Vrabel has his own ideas. I don't know. Or maybe this guy isn't as similar to Drake May and you want to get somebody else in that

mold so they can step in and run the same offense. I don't know. The point is, it does seem like when you read about it, it's not a bad move from the Cowboys and I'm a little confused I don't know how to react when it's not a bad new a move, but it's also nothing. They didn't have to do anything, right? It's a pretty low Low expenditure. So now just like we were talking about with the running back thing now, they just won't draft a quarterback Okay, that's why I already did it That's why it's a bit so they get someone just shitty enough to be on the roster at every position

So that then when they don't draft somebody of value at that position, they're like they can be like we already did it Same thing every year. All right now is thinking about Dax contract because that's coming up so all in that's right. Oh Yeah Although no, it was last off season. Yeah, it's a weird I believe they have through neck through this year It may be one more before they have any Any talks, but you know, what's he making now? 50 a year it's capped. It's like 80. Yeah, like that ridiculous. Okay. Well, I'm thinking it's gonna get real ridiculous

Only because Gino Smith signed an extension For 85 million dollars over two years get real ridiculous only because Gino Smith signed an extension for 85 million dollars over two years Gino Smith, okay, you understand Gino Smith. He is pretty I know it's so easy to Say those words which are correct Gino Smith, but he's he was good in Seattle He was fine. They had some pretty good weapons around him as well. Yeah, I agree So I think two years ago, he led the league in completion percentage or something like that Like I think he's better than the name Gino Smith. Would you take him over Dak? No, nobody would that's why I'm saying Yeah, I know about to make yeah or whatever next contract. This is where things

Here's how I know the Dan doesn't see color and shoot you straight Because he hates Gino Smith as much as he hates Andy Dalton because they're the same quarterback, right? But I've always thought he just hated Andy Dalton because he's a dork. It's like no, it's just he hates very regular type player That's what those those guys are the same guy And it all changed the game for redheads. Oh, that's very true He's a cool-looking. That's very true. That hair is amazing elsewhere in sports. I was gonna say not to make this about about Luca at all, but Every single sports thing that kind of bums me out bums me out more now because I don't have Luca to go back to

So I at least I have I kind of been coming around on the idea that probably the next four to five years of my football fandom life I'm going to be watching Dak really try to struggle to put it together. And it's not good football. Blake gets mad when we're watching it. Not even bummed. He gets mad. But it was like, that's fine.

I got Luca. At least we have Luca. I got Luca. We'll be okay. Now that I don't, I look at the quarterback thing and I'm like, can they just cut him now? Like we just start to get to something exciting although The Stars oh, I thought you're gonna mention the CJ Cup with Scottie Scheffler coming to town. No, I just Was wondering how in tune with Dallas Stars hockey you are in me. I think they won like seven straight

I think why Langford scored six six straight games or something We've got to get a one. I mean we didn't we did want to work in a plug today to mention that we will be at The CJ Cup. Are you going? Okay, yeah, it's got a shepherds going world number one. Would you like to be there? Yes, please I'm in I go over here. See Jacob. You kidding. Tell me what you love about it I love it all but I love I mean you six 17th hole is where you want to be that's a myth sort of recreated what? They're doing at the waste management. I mean it is a party on the par 3

17th or 16th notes a 17. I think that's where we're gonna be that's exactly we're gonna be it's where the Tito still house I think we might be at the Tito's the Tito's golf club They call my god. Well, you're right the epicenter of the good time. That is the CJ Cubs. Yeah, it'll be Friday the Friday that Friday Will's ala Torres Willie Z Willie Z there in the house as he lives and breathe as mentioned cashmere Keith Mitchell will be there all right, anyway, so good job. Better? Yeah, yeah, that was much better.

Yelled at all night? So this came out of nowhere to me. Alex Ovechkin, who we once got yelled at for trying to have a little fun with Alex Ovechkin. We meaning Gribble. I was saying, is that a Gribble? You were on that trip, weren't you? No.

No? No. Oh, that's right, because we were with Gribble. Well, you were bored out there. So anyway, I think he's two goals behind Gretzky now in all-time goal scored. I thought, no way. How did we not know this? I thought Wayne Gretzky was out of reach for everybody.

Whatever Wayne Gretzky did, nobody will ever get near Wayne Gretzky. So I went looking at Alex Ovechkin versus Wayne Gretzky. Have you been paying attention to this at all? Did you know this was on the way? As of about 10 days ago. But it probably should have been before that. But yeah, I'm aware that it's being under covered. And isn't there some talk of maybe he could do it

the first game next year? Is that why part of the reason it's not as hyped up as people thought maybe there was a chance that it was going to More likely happen next season Perhaps um, I thought I thought that was the case Let's see if I am to look at ovechkin, uh, he does have 39 goals so far this year So perhaps because last year he had 31 goals and He was injured this year. So maybe they would have said yeah, we look this probably won't happen this year But I guess he's been scoring a lot

Anyway, I thought I would have heard more about this if there's a guy that's as good as Gretzky so Ovechkin 892 career goals in 1485 games Gretzky 894 goals in 1400 and Hold on the pop-up ad just came in Jesus Christ

1487 games So actually Gretzky has two more goals in two more games. So it's really neck and neck. Like, I'm thinking, I thought Gretzky was the greatest player I've ever heard of. How is this guy, who we've been watching for his whole career, also the greatest player? Well, it turns out that if you also add in assists, right

Apparently that's not Ovechkin's game or at least to the level of Gretzky So if you add in total points Gretzky has 28 57 Ovechkin 16 16 so that is what's separating the men from the boys here and I think that's I In my head I was making this like is this like if you put Luca Against dr. J or something like if you look back at a lot of the old-timey great basketball players They were like I'll he's the scorer. He's the rebounder.

He's the assist guy. Stockton assists. That's it. Other guys, like now, today's player does it all. Where Luca's got ton of great assist, he's got magic-like assist numbers. But Jordan didn't have the assists that guys do nowadays or rebounds Yeah, that you can feels like a throwback type player to be too

There's it's like the more advanced you get you should be doing more and Gretzky like belongs There it the point is Gretzky was the greatest is the greatest and I don't think anybody's approaching Gretzky they might in certain different categories, but As far as the playmaker that Gretzky was. It's weird I mean I guess I just don't know how big hockey is in different parts of the country because I compare it to I feel like when I was a kid and the the home run record was about to be broken it's all anybody was talking about. I feel like the Sosa Maguire thing was like on the news every morning. I feel like the Sosa-McGuire thing was on the news every morning. That was single season, though.

That's why it was so powerful, like, in the short term. It's more of a single season home run. Every night is like, oh my god. Yeah, I guess that's true. Like a career scoring. But yeah, that was one of the first sports stories I remember being like, why does anybody else care about this? It's like a news story.

It's also baseball. I went and saw McGuire play that year, played the Diamondbacks in Arizona. I got there early for BP. Everybody would do that. No, I went and I brought my glove. His batting practice would have to be 10,000 people. He did the bit where the crowd is buzzing, and he gets there for BP, and he lays down a bunt

on the first one. Oh, dude. How WWF is that? I got you. Did it in every city. The whole crowd would be like, oh. I was ready. But anyway, he bashed one off the centerfield,

like scoreboard in BP, like way up. Massive monster shot. Exciting, awesome awesome he goes 0 for 4 with 3 K's in the game of course and the very next night he had three home runs my god damn it perfect so we are at the Rose in San Antonio are we live streaming also today we are unbelievable the entire world knows where we are you made me show my hair a little camera little slurry sorority right there hey let's give it up for Jasmine or is

the email the email or yesterday just called her the broad from the city council meeting. There you go. She is also that. Yeah, she does so many things. She drove down here just to be here for Lone Star Beer and Lone Star Light. Don't want to forget Lone Star Light. So yeah, you know, if you're out there, come join us. We're at the Rose. I think we're going to take a little break and then I want to get into the story of The lady who slept with her boyfriend's dad Let's be very careful Or did she And we'll continue the fun and frivolity in a little bit

Let's get a little applause going into break. Oh, I already blew it on Jasmine. I mean, just requesting it. You're listening to The Dumb Zone. into the dumb zone. What do we have there? Is that a mocktail? It is. Here at the Rose of San Antonio. He asked if they had ice cream. So apparently not. no because if they did then you would have ice cream No puppet see how the Rose of San Antonio, what do they call this? Thanks. You have some copy points Downtown's premier cocktail bar in the historic pinkest building Wow right across the street in the historic Pincus building. Wow. Right across the street from the historic Stinkus building. Yeah! Across the street. It's right there. Handcrafted cocktails. We're learning handcrafted mocktails. Yeah. So what is that? I don don't know you just said I want something

without alcohol I said I'll take something a little minty in this fine woman right here CJ see I even remembered to carry I said get to work woman you always remember the ladies names she whipped something up for more than dudes actually Lou so it's a 420 East Houston Street. It's right downtown Right near the Alamo, but I think You can't walk straight over there anymore because they're like, you know what we should do for the final four how about the most construction you've ever seen let's just put up a scaffolding and Barriers to entry everywhere and we'll do that right here

hey how come our drill going on right outside the Alamo how come it maybe this is our what is that jackhammer jackhammer baby I was thinking that earlier how come you know how guys like East Coast guys or mid-atlantic guys get into Civil War reenactments why isn't there any sort of a booming industry for me and the homies to go do Alamo reenactments? They got to have that, don't they? I would know about that, where they just had a mock-up of the Alamo.

I mean, obviously, if it were paintball, all the better. Deadwood, every night at 5 o'clock in the middle of the street, they do a reenactment of Wild Bill Hickok getting shot every single night. What if we were to they need some juice? Let's rent out the place the empty Fudd Wreckers. I think it's a Is it not the wax museum now, no that thing's been there forever So what?

It's an 80s bar. Oh Dan. Okay, you into that? So what? It's an 80s bar? Oh, Dan, OK. You into that? Love the 80s. They'd ride their bikes around there and stay out late and stuff with no parental supervision. Yep, they rent VHS tapes.

Yeah. Yep. Also, the Alamo needs, there's something to this. But I bet someone's doing something like that. I've been coming here my whole life, dude. They haven't had a reenactment fight. Or even one of these guys out who have land out here in the hill country, build a fake Alamo, charge me $200 to come play

paintball, and make it not racist if I want to be the Mexican state. Dude, let's do it. And let me pay, and I will paint it. But I'm going to get dressed up. You'll wear all this stuff. But it's not racist. I'm paying.

There's a waiver. I can do sounds and everything. Like what? Yeah, like go Mexico. I can do all of it. Areba? May I? Andale?

Andale? That's the thing, you see Westworld, there's something to, just let me dress up and shoot stuff. Oh man. Here at the Rose Rose the Rose that's where we are they have another drink apparently was designed or at least this one was poured by Lou but it's called the Pickard yeah it is a oh are you enjoying one right now so it's a beer cocktail made with citrus and bourbon.

And your review of the Pickard? It is terribly delicious. Now, pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. I just want to say this. I am broadcasting responsibly right now. I so I wanted to offer up my pickard. Does anybody want this pickard? I will come over here. Francois. Francois is the man who will have this pickard. Francois Sidrois, the coolest name ever.

He's tripping me out, man. Why? He's tripping me out big time. Just there's a guy named Francois in San Antonio. No, no. Is that his real name? It's not Francois in San Antonio. No way. You have your driver's license? Yeah, get your ID out. Can we see your driver's license? No, it's not that name. In San Antonio. No, no, no. It's not Francois on San Antonio. No way. Do you have your driver's license?

Yeah, get your ID out. We see your driver's license? No, it's not that it's Francois. Francois, no, it's not on you? Yeah, real. It's Francois. And he looks like an NIL bag man for Ole Miss. Like, that's not a Francois.

How many times has Saroy been in a bar and asked to see the driver's license to make sure you're old enough? Francois, all right right here with me leather Yeah, got readers, huh? Yeah tapenin that was a that was a Well, I'm not gonna imply that you're a pedophile like he did but that was a bad beat question that I got They got me thinking Have you guys ever been caught by the police?

for any sort of hanky panky? Like with lady in car or something? Yeah, like a guy sent me a couple. I got a couple emails of guys who I got caught in the car in high school, like just socks on. You're 16. Cop comes up. He doesn't want to do it.

I mean, I hope. He doesn't want anything to do with that. No. You never had that experience? You just had the one. Have do with that. No. You've never had that experience? No. You just had the one. Have you? No.

Okay. I know people who have, but yeah. Do you feel like, at least with consenting adults, that police are kind of somewhat cool with that one? I don't know. Especially if it's an infidelity thing and it's... Yeah, where else are you going to do it? Look, I realize we're sorry but

this is my neighbor's wife both of our lives are completely annihilated the second that this happens and just speak some reason to him this sounds like a prepared speech you've ever thought through what to say prepared I don't know I feel like there are certain things the cops are probably a little more, all right, just be on your way. And that's one like who you really hurting as long as you're not windows down in front of a playground or whatever. All right, real quick.

Who's in the final four? The fighting Florida Gators out of Gainesville, Florida. There we go. He's elongated. Oh, they're gonna get their guns up stretching his answer out to try to remember Charles Berkeley's alma mater the Tigers of Auburn oh the devilish boys from somewhere in North Carolina the deep blue devils and the the one we always forget, which is a stupid one,

the Houston Cougars. That's right. Is your final four. Is anyone excited for any of these teams? Like, does anyone give a shit? Houston, nobody? Nobody, just shrugged. Just dumb zone.

It's interesting. I don't know if this is, actually it's not interesting at all. I'm about to say something that, just walking through here, meeting a lot of listeners and people are coming geared up with their Lone Star merch that you can get at lonestarbeer.com, promo code DUMBZONE21 and you'll get 21% off that merch.

So I'm shaking hands with everybody just like, hey, thanks for coming. One of the guys, he's a guy, he works at Lone Star. So he's like, oh no, no, I'm not a listener. Like he didn't, you know, like I was presuming he was a listener to us, but he has a Lone Star shirt cause he works there. Right.

There are few things worse than assuming someone else who you are. Like I started giving him an autograph. Yeah, when you say, what's your name? You know who I am. Yeah, you's your name? You know who I am. Yeah, you want to? Well, you know who I am. Hey, buddy, you want a picture?

He's like, no, why? Why would I want a picture with you? In fact, this actually just happened to me. There are two gentlemen here who have matching Saroi shirts on. Yes! There's my guys. And so they look like they're on a Saroi-themed bachelor red party.

Look at them, handsome. Look at them, handsome. Right? Look at him. So beautiful. So now I'm talking to them, and the conversation is wrapping up, and I'm like, hey, make sure you guys get a photo. And I'm thinking, they have to have a photo with Mike Saroy. Yeah. I'm like, make sure you guys get a photo.

And one of them stops me and goes, yeah, I guess we could take a picture with you. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Jeff. No, and then I'm like, yeah. I'm like, no, actually, no. This whole thing has been fumbled horribly.

I met and chatted with them, and then I will admit, I was the one that recommended that we take a photo, because I wanted to send it to my girlfriend, so to confirm that I'm not a loser. Look at these people who love fans. this is basically like having a job that you Came down here to work. I'm working so much trip so Mary Kate Cornett I'm allowed to mention her name now, uh-huh

Because she is the lady who the college freshman who allegedly slept with her boyfriend's dad and this became a big thing there's like a quick internet rumor type thing yeah and then it kind of blew up for like a couple of days so she now is taking control of the narrative here and You read something yesterday was it yeah when whatever she has put out a statement that you know This has been a terrible thing that has ruined her life. She can't good. Anyway, that's all detailed in this story I want to play you she was on NBC NBC did interview her and we can stop this or start this to debate this topic is Pretty much it's a what? The debate it's like just in this day and age social media

Yeah, I think a big it's basically what qualifies as a public person and how much privacy do you have just online? Because I think she's suing so yeah, let's listen to the NBC report. Having the entire internet, half of the country hating you and calling you disgusting things, telling you to kill yourself, telling you that you're a horrible person that you deserve to die. That's, that's a really hard thing for a girl to go through. In her first TV interview, for a girl to go through. In her first TV interview.

Oh. In her first TV interview. Hold. In her first TV interview. Why do they do that? You're making fun of his voice. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. They got it. Having the entire internet. So yeah. It's pretty. She's the star of the movie. Yes. But.

In her world, it is the entire internet. Yes. I mean, we were trending in our world. And I don't deny that it was a very tough thing for her. But that's not actually what most people were saying to her. What most people were saying is it was a lot of guys who look like the Ole Miss bag man over here, like, when's my turn, honey?

Nobody was telling her to kill. One person. Right. It was mostly like, this chick is amazing. Yeah. She's awesome and if you're like the Guy who has college-age kids you're like, how come my boyfriend my son can't bring her home like Jesus She's she's also she flies in the zone of We've talked about this because we have daughters

Do you want your daughter to be you don't want her to be too hot. I mean you don't want her to just be a total, you know, whatever, but you kind of, if you're, it probably goes for a son too. You don't want them to, if they're, if you're too good looking, you never actually, well you're like Mike Sorroy, You don't work. Right? You just get everything handed to you. You don't know the real world if you're just too, too, too hot. Yeah.

And like, you don't actually, it's not true. You can't be a forensic scientist that works in Chicago for the fire department, whatever. Like on TV, everybody is smoking hot. They do exist. You think smoking hot scientists exist? Yes, they do exist. But in general, you are definitely right

that as a life path, it tends to play out that way. Right. Which is why Dana and I will be. They won't study. They won't do anything. They won't read up. That's why it was amazing that AOC has read as much as she has about how to fix the world's problems because she's extremely hot, isn't she?

Anyway, this college girl is real hot. Is she real hot? Yeah. Okay. In her first TV interview, Ole Miss freshman Mary Kate Cornette. Mary Kate Cornett. Mary Kate Cornett. Old Miss freshman Mary Kate Cornett told me how she became famous on the internet and social media in the worst possible way.

In February and on. Worst possible way. Let's run those down, yeah. What about the lady who had 100 guys enter her her back side. Yeah, like feels like that I want to be very clear that that was not a there's a thousand when you say backside It's okay. I thought the one lady did the the other way. I don't think no no oh In February wishful, but sure you feel that an old Miss Sorority sister slept with her boyfriend's father.

Then someone attached Cornette's name and photo to it. Do you know why the rumor started? No clue. No clue. I had zero, zero, zero knowledge of this. This disgusting rumor was a top trending topic on Twitter. Now, of course, he's trying to pander to her a little bit. This disgusting rumor.

I think it's horrible. I would never have believed it. This disgusting rumor was a top trending topic on Twitter. Within 2 and 1 half hours. Later that night, around 7 PM, I was number one trending in the United States. Now, again, I don't think we were number one trending in the United States.

Now, she may have researched her whole thing, and it was the entire United States. But I do think a lot of times you trend, and you're trending to what you are looking at local trending Hornets phone number was also shared online. Everybody was in those moms with the zip code of the city there She was overwhelmed with harassing texts and voicemails I was having thousands of calls come through thousands of texts coming through calling me a whore Calling me a slut telling me I deserve to die all because of an internet all because of

an internet rumor that has zero truth to it zero so she kind of addressed what you've been wondering yeah she did say it was not true so that's unfortunate to you I mean wouldn't like her show your work a little bit. Let's see some proof. Cornette says she could barely leave her dorm room, had to switch to online classes, someone even sent police to her mother's house in a fake 911 call. Some old Miss Frabra. Yep, sir. Okay.

Now they're showing McAfee. A KD girlfriend. Soon, the rumor was picked up by ESPN host Pat McAfee, though he didn't use her name. Now I do want to say he did not use her name. I don't see how you can sue ESPN and Pat McAfee for not using her name but we'll get back to that. I'm not a public figure that you can go talk about on your show to get more views. Cornette says she hit rock bottom when she realized her name would forever be linked to the rumor spread online. I don't

think that these boys realize what they're doing to people. It's awful. It's awful. And having your life ruined by people who have no idea who you are is the worst feeling in the world. It makes you feel so alone. Cornette now wants justice. Her lawyer says she's been defamed and is a victim of cyberbullying. The rumor is false. I don't think he said that word. No. Cyberbullying.

Of cyberbullying. The rumor is false. People promoted it without looking into it. You can't lie for money. Cornette says no one has apologized. ESPN and Pat McAfee declined NBC News' request for comment. For now, she says she's leaning on her friends and family, including her father. I just wonder why.

Why my daughter? She wasn't looking for any of this. She never asked for any attention. She's trying to be a freshman in college. Instead, she's been tested like never before. This has affected me in such an awful way and has practically ruined my life. Tom Yamas, NBC News.

Stu Garner. NBC News. Jesus. Yeah. So we don't know if it actually happened, right? That's what I'm saying. And where's, is dad not commented? Dad's in there, yeah? That's what I'm saying and where's his dad not commented That's a dad to there. Yeah, a dream a little dad of no, you know, yeah dad a boyfriend. Okay

Yeah, somebody said that they hired a you know investigator like a forensic investigator looking at the cell phones or something. I don't know All right. I want to know what happened Yeah, it's a that's a tough one. I just feel like what happened. Yeah, that's a tough one. I just feel like this in the long run will not be the worst thing that ever happened to her. This will in fact be the best thing that ever happened to her. She might work this into Dancing with the Stars.

It's not always Dancing with the Stars. The point is. The point is she'll have a meme coin. This is not Huck to a girl. Oh, you know what? Actually, I read that. What? She did have one, and that's another person they're suing.

Oh, really? Yeah. But she is well-spoken. She's extremely hot. She's going to part. She's now taking over. She's getting out into the media on her own. So she's a public figure now, I suppose.

And you will see, you'll be hearing more and more from her in the weeks and months ahead. She's going to have her own show. You'll probably have a chance to vote for her. Someone will sympathetically pick her up and put it under that guise of, you know, we're giving her, she's letting her take her power back and then she's going to be commenting on different internet stories and you really can comment on this because you were in the center of a storm. Yes, I was. Yeah, it was the worst. Yeah, only you. Yeah, 24 hours that you can actually go through and now any other story. Yes, joining us now here on CNBC or Fox News, one of the panelists is going to be her. She'll be on with Bill Maher, right? It's all

Yeah, what's that? Well, so Remember where you first heard Mary Kate whatever her name there was a actually backdoor challenge gone wrong that I think you were on the right Track about okay. What are we gonna she was going it is Lily Phillips Yeah, we knew that but you the backdoor challenge gone wrong. I don't think that happened. Okay, okay So you said no no, so you're saying she tried she went for 50 Backdoor and had to have surgery She's I thought this is your department. I don't I don't really know they send you here to cover the final four. I He brought it up. This is what you do. He brought it up always finger pointing. I'm just trying to help

This is what you do. He brought it up always finger pointing. I'm just trying to help Guys want to do the news. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let me get a sip of my mocktail Like do you order a certain Flavor you just say make it minty. I just said make it minty. That's kind of the same thing as ordering a certain flavor What say well, yeah, no, I mean like is it called like Shirley Temple? What is the Shirley Temple? I think that's cherry right? Grenadine yeah. But it's like a fake yeah alcoholic drink right? Well not I mean kids that's what I mean. No but like there's you want to look like the adults. A mocktail. And so you order a Shirley Temple. Well I think typically what people do is they order a virgin version of an actual drink. A Shirley Temple is not a virgin, a virgin Temple. Well I think typically what people do is they order a virgin version of an actual drink.

A Shirley Temple is not a virgin, a virgin version. Right, that's a kid's drink. It's just like a children's thing I think. And Yanis. Really, he likes a Shirley? Yeah, there's a really old Yanis tweet from when he first got to American was just figuring out all the awesome stuff we had.

And he just tweeted like, just had my first Shirley Temple. Oh my God. It's like incredible, just had my first Shirley Temple. My god. It's like incredible. This country's amazing. It's delicious. So yes, we have more details on this story from back up at home, the stabbing, the murder at the track meet in Frisco.

As we talked about yesterday, they interviewed the dad, NBC5 did. They had an arrest afteridavit that came out. And now other parents of other students that were there have spoke out about what they saw and what happened. And you knew this was going to happen. There's going to be a narrative from each side. So now people are saying that it was self-defense.

That this kid that was murdered or was killed was, he was in one area and another dude came and got into that area. He said, hey, you're not supposed to be in here. You're in our tent, get out. And the kid said something to the effect of like, make me. And then he tried to move his backpack out of the tent and at that point the make me He responded it had a knife on him, which he brought to school

So that kind of that's so the black kid killed the white kid and He the black kid was carrot we had a knife and he was the one But claiming that the other guy was saying make me Yeah, or I know there were other people saying the white kids said to the black kid get out You don't belong sitting here. You're not this is not I see okay, and then grabbed his backpack All right in an effort to help Move him. Yeah in theory things. I still stab and sprite above the yeah level of jumping a few steps. Yeah Yes, the officer was walking him off the track Carmelo Anthony here's his name by the way Dan really

Yeah, the suspects had said that The deceased had put his hands on him. Would you be bummed out if you were named? The suspect is Carmelo Anthony. Yeah, yeah, like if you were named that because is Carmelo Anthony yeah yeah like if you were named that because Carmelo and LeBron were like the same age like why you named me after Carmelo yeah they were both drafted like right together what if you named me LeBron wouldn't that be cool no am I high no I mean I know what you're saying but you were sitting there with two really.

People made like. But the last name was Anthony. Yeah, that was already there. LeBron Anthony? Yeah, they had that part. That was built in. The Anthony family. And it's Carmelo with a K.

No, but you could name somebody like Brett Favre wasn't the greatest quarterback of all time. You can name somebody. You don't have to be like the girl. You could name him Aaron Favre. Well Brett Favre, when he retired, there were many saying that he was the greatest quarterback of all time. Anyways, there was a stabbing.

I think he was born right when LeBron and Carmelo came out, or were getting famous. His dad bet on Carmelo. It might be... It's like, I think Carmelo would be better. It might be like I think Carmella be better Do you know it might be different in Cleveland or not many LeBron shouldn't we be in the sea of LeBron young boys named LeBron? Now I don't know. Yeah, you're right. Never mind Because there was never any shacks before Shaq was there We're playing other shells a ton there. There are now I think she

Was Shaquille a thing you had ever heard of before Shaq no I had not oh, that's a good question I guess I would think yes, but I don't know I Told you guys like I said that the NBC talked to his dad yesterday I think he did another interview where he just went ahead and ran head-on into the conversation and This is not a race issue. This is not a black and white issue I don't want someone stepping up on their soapbox trying to politicize this unless you were there unless you saw it don't spread gossip because it is turning into a hot one because now national too now I think it's taken it

took a couple more days and I thought it would but it feels like it is now because now people go back through both of their social media profiles, and one kid's holding a gun. And then other people are like, oh yeah, but he was, you know, they got a little physical with him. Yeah, an Alamo reenactment or something. Yeah, or whatever amendment that people get fired up about. Pfft.

What's the gun one? The second one. No. Oh, what? That's not that. We could have stayed here all day. It's an amendment, too. It wasn't in there.

And they're like, oh, man, I forgot. Let's throw the gun thing in there. What's the first one? Free speech? Keep going. I think that was built in. No, there's an amendment about speech. Go on.

But what is the first one? Seriously, do you know? You definitely know. The first amendment is not freedom of speech. Is it? Yeah, of course. OK, I got it right. You got me mixed up.

You're like, there's another. No, you're the one who yelled at me. He yelled at you. I did yell at you. I apologize for both. But the second one's about guns Like you say anything you got to be able to shoot and stuff The third one is the religion they can't the third one is religions in the country

You don't have to have a troop come stay at your house and fuck your wife It's true they don't word it in that yeah But that's why though because they would be going to war, and these boys got horny, and you had to keep them in your home. Well, not in America. What does it say? I believe it's literally you don't have to quarter soldiers in a time of war.

Like your house is off limits. Like it was that big of a deal, we got to put it in the thing. I guess. Can you just imagine some just monster energy drinked up harto? Yeah, he's just standing your house. She's like a 22 year old. He's never worked anywhere, but like a Pizza Hut He's all roided up. I'm like, yeah, I don't know either like the government says I'm standing your household man All right first is a big bag. We already got this amendment about my gun religion speech assembly and petition

About my gun religion speech assembly and petition Religion and speech yeah altogether. Okay bear arms and then quartering of soldiers. He's right. That's three How far can he go for is equal protection of? For what just under the law? Yeah. No, I mean fourth and 14th Protection against unreasonable searches and seizures is the fourth. Oh, there you go. Yeah, I'm done after that. Yeah, it gets super boring after that. You got no fifth?

They just skipped a few. Yeah. Is that what it means when you plead the fifth? Because they don't know anything. Okay, yes. Nobody knows what the fifth is. Yes. Nobody knows?

Nobody knows. It's just a complete unknown after that. Rights of the accused including due process and protection against self-incrimination. So that is pleading the fifth. But is there anything, then women voting that's later and stuff? Suffrage. So anyways, back to the news. We're kind of avoiding the whole whatever's happening with the economy thing, mainly because

I don't have any clue But I have seen some of the goods that are going to have massive massive price increases, okay? This appears to be hitting the gaming world pretty hard. Oh, yeah for dance delayed. I'm sitting here with two two eboys Apparently the Nintendo switch 2 is about to come out now. It's delay really Price is going up wedge in the Suez Canal on some big ship. Yeah, all right I saw the other day the the launch is going to happen in a couple months 450 bucks per yeah Yeah, now they're gonna up that probably by however many percent well it's it's 50% more than the first one cost and yeah I think it's $80 more than the dollar

I was going to. I think you need to get your MacBooks now. MacBook, I saw that, Nike. Yeah, Nike and Apple were two of the big ones that were 34% I don't even know why I just said that like I'm a fucking newsman. 34% tariff on China. How are you going to respond to that? Don't take them. And be easy. I don't know, I'm a fucking newsman. 34% tariff on Shinoite. How are you gonna respond to that? I'm Jake Gump.

Yeah. And music. I don't know, I don't understand. It just seems like every single smart person. I was walking, I was thinking about this last night too. This is more gummy thoughts I guess, but it was like, if you had talked to me a couple years ago and said, you're gonna have an opinion about tariffs.

Yeah. Like what? What do you mean? But now it's like you're supposed to form one. What is this, Sim City? All right, I guess I'll look into it. Seafood. And you look into it, it's like, oh, yeah, that seems bad.

Well, that seems bad too over there. I don't know what. Seafood is another category of consumer goods that is expected to see a pretty significant increase. Oh damn Really? Yeah How's the Lone Star beer doing I'll tell you what it's doing great by the looks of things pretty well made right here in Texas That's right the country of Texas 140 years, bro. 140 straight up?

I believe this is their 140th anniversary. Well, how about that? Why'd you stop yelling at me? Nobody here's ever done it. Did you ever do Uber? Drive-thru? No. Okay. I think I'd be terrified to do that job. It's very funny to me the TC is the person I know who's logged the most uber miles in my life Doesn't seem like a guy real cut out for self-defense But he's also the only person I know who's ever had his life threatened face to face with a knife in his home in his home

Yeah, so I think I came close to it recently in the gas station. Yeah unbeknownst to you stared the guy down Yeah, didn't didn't faze me at all and you stopped it from happening. I perhaps did thwart that I Like I don't really isn't that kind of the plot of mr. Bean Like he's just like kind of accidentally. What's what's what's the movie? We're going into yeah fumbling bumbling guys solving crimes on accident No, there was there was a story out of Fort Worth this week where a dude, an Uber driver is at a Waffle house at night in the parking lot. You're asking for it.

I wasn't gonna do the victim blame, but as this story goes on, I think you're probably gonna be leaning that direction. 28 year old dude, guy comes up to him, knocks on the door, or knocks on the window of his car. What do you do? Drive away. I think you drive away.

Crack the window and well I guess I don't know the circumstances. Let's see what happens here. What do you, am I, if someone's. Can you pop me up Blake or does that. What if they need to jump? What are they going to talk dolphins with you? Why do you need this? The police department says Quindarius Cartwright

is the man who cut Altman's in the face and chest. Photos of the bloody gash are too graphic to broadcast. Genuinely thought I was going to die. It was so much blood. Walked in Waffle House. They were freaking out. I mean, I'm sure there's no way. The Waffle House.

The face is all cut up. Jake stood up too fast and hit his head on that new cabinet. A traumatic thing for anyone to watch. Video of Altman's recovery shows his swollen face and stitches. Most of the stab wounds to the body weren't really too bad. It was just when he stabbed me in the face that was like, it was really bad. Like bro victim always. Yeah, when he stabbed me in the face. Not too bad. He definitely hit something. Yeah, stabbing is a bad thing.

He definitely hit something pretty good and it's messed up the wheel. Altman's recently purchased his 2024 Toyota Camry. I mean, that guy took his car and took it to a strip club. Joy rode it. But yeah, that was my thought, though, is if I'm parked in a Waffle House parking lot and somebody knocks on the window I think my immediate thought is take off

We need more all these stories that you brought up today make me think we need more good guys with knives This is the second stabbing story of the day Yeah How exactly do you? Don't you feel like it would be impossible to train society on knives? Knife fighting? Like if it was like, oh yeah, we're

going to have concealed knives. Come on down and get training with a knife. That seems infinitely more difficult than a gun to me. So I don't think that's an option. I don't know though. If you kind of slip up and hold the knife wrong, you don't necessarily kill yourself. Man, I don't know. But if I'm pointing at looking inside the gun.

And a knife doesn't have a safety on it. I don't know. Right? And then the last story I had was a story of death. How is the down? Oh, it's the down. It's every single story on every single website on the internet everywhere. I saw Fox News took the ticker off the bottom of the screen for the first time.

Oh no, they just dropped it. It could be fake. Too much red. But I think you're supposed to buy the dip. What if I don't have any money to buy the dip with? All my money's in the stock market. Take it out and put it back in. They should have told us today, or should I?

I don't know. Is that, I mean, like, are you calling your guy? But why do we have a guy, if they didn't tell us three days ago, look, the tariffs are going to make this do this. Let's move all your money. Well, they have a guy. So they're rich people knew to do that. Yeah, okay, where the ones hold the bag. Yeah, what's the story with like it's Warren Buffett, right? The Oracle like he's just the bail on gold or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah and How's Bitcoin? I don't know

I'm just saying is that holding steady? I I don't know. I'm just saying is that holding steady I Don't think so. You're the only one with Bitcoin. We rely on you to know the the Bitcoin values I don't like to look at it though. Yeah, it's bad luck alright so we talked the other day about It doesn't look like we're gonna have have the THC too much longer in Texas legally. Boo! Baaap!

And this trip is just heard two stories about stabbing. What do you want me to do? Whatever. They were pissed off. And they were just like, it's fine. You know what? No, fuck it. THC boo!

Stop. We have a mic. We have a headset. If anybody has any good news that they would like to come up here and share. I'm on your side. No, I'm with you. Let's just crowdsource it.

The market is terrible. Bitcoin's fine. All right. Yeah. Yay. Bitcoin. Bitcoin. Bitcoin.

Bitcoin. Did you try that for one day back in the day with Bob and Dan to do only good news? Yeah, we did it one day. After something terrible, right? There was a race riot and then like a school shooting. One day I just did, you know, there was a tree in Colleyville. They were going to cut down and the community rallied

and they saved it. They held hands in a circle around the tree. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Next. I don't know what else is happening. It's mostly just terrible things.

People are being deported. I don't know. Well, that could be good news from different points of view. Go on. People being deported. Sure. Taking our jobs. That's all I see is Mexican podcast hosts.

See, look at that sky over there. Yeah. Guy wants your job. Yeah no I think podcasting appears to have weathered the DEI era. It seems to be okay for the most part. That's why we went we fled there. We got We gotta get to the space that's untouched. Which is what? Here, podcasting. This is not soiled by your DEI and wolf ideology. And then let's do one more. I was getting into the THC thing because the one other bill that does appear to be hotly contested that was before the committee today in the house is the one about making children

prove their age before getting a social media account how well how early were your daughters involved in social media because I know it was certainly teen years so after they had phones okay so I can't even remember know it was certainly teen years So after they had phones, okay, so I can't even remember But it was definitely after the word teen. I hear single digits now Really? I don't know. I don't think I'm alone in that Is there like a kid social media? Yeah, there's kid there's kid Instagram, right?

Is there really? Or is it kid YouTube or kid Instagram? What's the one that's? Kid TikTok. There's Kid TikTok because I think in China, the Kid TikTok is actually educational. Maybe all of it might be educational to some degree, but here they feed us the good shit.

Deep fake nudes of Miss Rachel. Yeah. Is it? The children's? You a dirty dog, you. There's like two guys in here. Is there a kid dark web where they get on just to find like, I don't know.

Adult porn? Cookie Monster or something. Yeah, just, I don't know, adult porn? Cookie Monster or something. Yeah, just, I don't know, just. Cookie Monster. Weird stuff that they're into. I have no idea. Dora. Are kids still into Dora?

I don't know. What about the train with a head on it? Thomas the Tank Engine? Yeah, what's his deal? Are you familiar with Dora? Like, is that in your life? I mean, I'm familiar with her just culturally, but no, my kids have never watched Dora. Okay. They've never with Dora? Like, is that in your life? I mean, I'm familiar with her just culturally, but no, my kids have never watched Dora.

OK. They've never watched Dora. Benny's and Ferb? No. Is that a little too old for them, anyway? No, no. I guess it was too old. And then once I heard about that,

I was in that stage where I was disrespecting bowling for soup. Yeah. And again, last time I did that, the guy hit us up and was like, actually, our band kicked ass. And we offered to have him on the show, and now he hasn't. So I'm kind of on bad terms with bowling for soup right now. Is Jared against coming on the show? No, he seemed for it at some point. OK.

Yeah, we need the Jared versus Jake showdown. Yeah. Well, I guess my question with this story is this. Jake can show him his album. Yeah. You have one. Got it. All right.

There's your news. Oh, I thought we were having fun. Talking about T.H.C. and everything. We're on T.H.C. and everything. The dumb zone news like Anselm's scry. Where's your album? I couldn't do that. I'll limit that kind of talent. Yeah, so news like and so is your house right I couldn't do that

I'll have it that kind of talent I just ridicule or criticize others, you know, of course We're gonna have Jasmine join us up here for this we're gonna do today in history and birthdays and stuff Or she doesn't look like she wants to you don't want to just come up here and stop yelling ladies am I right my parking if we have her join this show is going to take four times longer than it needs to to finish I'll keep it concise I promise usually when Jasmine joins it needs to to finish. Oh really? I'll keep it concise I promise. Usually when Jasmine joins it's a quicker finish. Oh thank you! I love that, thank you.

You're welcome. How sweet. Isn't that sweet? Oh look at how premature he is. We gotta hurry this up because my parking ends at 545. Oh is that? It's 510! I know. What do you think we're going to do? I'm a sweet sexual harasser. You are. It's all in the holders. He does kind of pull that off. Yeah, he does. Hard. Hard window to hit.

Yeah. Because they don't take it seriously. This guy. Hey, heart attack man, is that you? This guy can't do it anymore. You're safe, Dan. Yet at me. Oh.

Hey, did you hear they canceled CBS's swat no yeah does he does he care about swat apparently so oh really we were doing one of our one of our subs is a writer for SWAT is it is he He was at one point, he was at one point for sure. The great BJ Boyd. I have some uh- I blame it on Trump and tariffs. Tariffs. So do we blame that now and not Woke?

Cause Woke was messing everything up before. Dude, I tell you who is thrilled with people being mad about this. Woke didn't mess up before. I tell you who is thrilled with people being mad about this. Woke didn't mess up my 401K. Trans athletes. Oh, yeah? The quickest way to find yourself a little cover as a marginalized group is hit everyone in the bank account.

And then they're not mad at you anymore. Well, good. Those billions of athletes who are trans that are ruining are OK. So anyway, I have some viewer mail birthdays. Dear Meat Wallet Murderer, Friday is my wife, April's birthday. I woke her up in that, in a special way,

not the special way. Okay. Hmm. We've been together for 17 years and have three kids, but she has huge cans and that's why she's great. How many people? That's why. Sign why she's great. How many people? That's why. Sign me up bro.

How many guys are there that are like, I'm fucking into the day man. I just, I'll stick it out for that. The pros and cons list. You put it on a whiteboard. Yeah it's just one. Then pros are like. Is that Mike Saroy? Hi!

Are you still on Severance? Uh, TikTok but yes. Is that Mike Saroy? Hi! Are you still on Severance? Uh, TikTok, but yes. Uh, her leaders are... Make sure you're still getting paid. Yeah, for now. Thank you. Her leaders are Dan's wife and the Rose Twins.

This is from East Texas Paul. Oh, cool. Whose wife has huge cans. I mean... Dear master of the sea no we're self censoring now okay I respect that today is my buddy Warren Deloach's Luca minus Dirk plus Drew Brees birthday out lifelong. Lifelong P1 and week one subbie. His wife woke him up in that special way as heroes are Jake's leather jacket,

Dan's small phone, Blake's high school announcer voice, and Chappie's famous NFL neighbor. More Danny, more Sarah Heppela, more Blake from Brandon. Dan, I want to wish happy birthday to my son Warren Shore The only man to caddy for Mike Saroy and Donovan Lewis in separate years in the daddy sure I open that his son Eddie Shore from old-time hockey that's from Brian

Thank You, Brian Dear coach rim job pooter What okay? Yeah, okay? Thank you, Brian. Dear Coach Rimjob Pooter. What? Oh, okay. Yeah, it took me a second. Oh, okay. All right.

That's good. Now we're inputting it up. Yeah. My buddy and D1DF Kevin Kelly's birthday on Sunday. He's a veteran of the Air Force. All right. But he'll be the first to tell you that Jake is the real hero

because of his bravery and courage. to tell you that Jake is the real hero because of his bravery and courage. He is not the iconic football coach Blake says here. His leaders are Homelander from the Amazon Prime hit show The Boys for his love of breast milk. Okay wouldn't wear that. And George Floyd's sex tape. Is that a thing? Please say no. It is a thing. God. But I'm not gonna send it to you so don't ask me. He wants us to play the Liam Neeson earthquake story. All right. Thanks and legalize it from Austin Waters. Good dude, cool name. What is the Liam Neeson earthquake story?

Like he told a story about an earthquake? With the old Asian lady? Well, you didn't have to say that part. See, I'm trying to elongate, stall my, yeah. I'm asking while Jake is searching. Let's remind people the final four teams. Right now, the final four teams. Blake.

He knows. Oh, man. All right, final four teams. Jasmine. OK, Florida, Duke, Houston, and I forgot the last one because I've been drinking. Come on. Auburn, yes, Auburn.

No, because you all talked about Charles Barkley and Auburn. I know. All right. Faster than I did it. I don't know what it is. It's not in the drop box. No deal. No Liam Neeson.

So get your panties in the box. Did I tell you the last time I was here for the final four, I peed in my shoes? Both of them? Yeah. It was during the Villanova game. Jalen Brunson. I know.

Well, get to the pee and That's no, that's it. Well, cuz I went to, I went to go to the bathroom and I thought, I thought, cuz I, girls hover, I don't know if you know this or not, but I hovered. Yeah, not in a public place. Oh, okay. Yeah, so it's you in the, you'll not sit on the toilet seat? No, if there's not like, and there was only limited toilet paper, so I had to like be efficient. You couldn't take that and lie in the seat with it. No, because then I wouldn't have enough. So then I was like, well, here we go.

And I trusted my drunk legs to keep me up. Not a lot of aim. Well, it just went, I mean there was aim, it just went straight down my leg and into my shoes. Your spidey senses weren't tingling. So I watched the rest of the game. With both shoes. With warm feet. It was awful. And I smelled like game. With both shoes. Warm feet.

It was awful. And I smelled like pee. It was terrible. But the nun was there. Whatever that's rumored to be. Oh, yeah, the old lady nun. Sister, whoever. Jean?

Yeah, Sister Jean. Yeah. Dan's just going to have to collect himself to finish the segment. He's a little. I was trying to help you stall. He started thinking about Jackson being covered in piss yeah yeah we lost him by two minutes ago she's like that's disgusting I'm like oh yeah disgusting so how much was that so how much piss like a whole pint

It was a considerable amount, yeah. Let me see if this plays. Oh, you're playing it? Exciting moment. I got under a doorway, because they all say, get under a doorway. And as I was standing there in the room shaking, I thought, this is crazy. So I got my passport,

went out and entered the hallway. And the hallway was going like this. I'm not exaggerating. And there was a little lady dressed in black who was the manageress of that floor. She was knocking on the doors with her clipboard checking the rooms had been cleaned to the right perfection. She turned and saw me like this up against the door and she said, ah no problem, no problem problem. I be here 20 years, no problem. That was it.

That is the most out of left field very oppression I've ever heard in my life. He didn't have to do the eyes. No, he does. Why did he need the scotch tape? Don't put the scotch tape away, Liam. And the story, the question was, weren't you in an earthquake? I was.

And the way he put his hands together and bowed. No. So today in history, Friday, April 4, on this day in 1948, Connie Mack challenges Clark Griffith to a race from home to first base. Connie Mack at the time was 84 years old, Clark Griffith was 78. And they say it ended in a tie.

A tie? Kind of like Jake versus the Homeless Guy pushups today. Dead heat, yeah. The 79 year old Vietnam veteran homeless guy whoups today. Dead heat, yeah. The 79-year-old Vietnam veteran homeless guy who never went to Vietnam. Yeah. Jake did 31, and the guy did 30, and while we were leaving, Jake muttered,

like, I pooped his ass. Ha ha. I could've done more. I could've done more. I took care of him. That's my question of the day, too. That's my question leaving here. I'm gonna ask every veteran from now on. No, I mean, that's, I mean, are you a Vietnam War veteran if you did not go to Vietnam?

Yeah. And that's the thing is he, he brought it up like eight minutes apart, you know, I was multiple times Vietnam veteran. That's his selling point though for. Yeah. Yeah. But don't actual ones call it Vietnam. What do you mean? I'm serious. Like that's what, well, someone who said he was, was like, no, they call it Viet Nam. Yeah, but you pee on your feet. That's true. You have to factor that you pee on your feet, he said. Well, okay. I can't hear what's going on, so you have to tell me. Oh, yeah. I just did. Yeah, he's my transcriber. I told you. This is the day that Martin Luther King peed on her feet. I'll do it in an Asian accent. Whatever you pee in your shoes once and you're branded for life.

I mean come on. Was Martin Luther King died on this day? Natural causes or you know, well speaking out trying to demand equality in 1968. Can't do that. Okay, here's an interesting, interesting interesting ironic notes on this day in 1973 The Twin Towers of New York's World City Trade Center, they were officially dedicated and then on this day in 1983 The space shuttle Challenger had its maiden voyage

So both good things, you know started on the optimism sprouts. I can't wait for next year. I remember that. Challenger. Well this was the first. Yeah when Challenger was. This was a good one. Yeah. So she cried. And of course I'm in the lab with my group of joke writers over here. We're like, all right, what can we do? Air Force One. What do we got? Head and shoulders? That's a good one.

That's a good one. Head and shoulders, seven up, seven up. Write that down. Write that down. Somebody get Ty Walker on the phone. That was tough. Like that was tougher to do with 9-11, as I quickly found out, because way more people have parents or family members who work in the airline industry than in the space profession.

So if you're trying to do those jokes the day after 9-11, which you were, quickly you're going to lose your girlfriend, whose dad flies for American. If you live right next to the airport. Not smart, boys. That would cost me. Hmm this day in 1975 a US Air Force Go on

transport plane Seeing them Seeing them at a sort of basis in the Air Force. No, man crash landed. Why? shortly after take on takeoff from Saigon More than a hundred and thirty people died But the AP Most of them they said it wasn't that bad of a tragedy because most of them were just Vietnamese orphans. Just stuff the plane with them.

That's right. And we're flying them to a better life. Were. But it turns out, ironically enough. Yep. It's kind of part of the risk. They would have stayed in the... I feel like I need to pee in my shoes right now.

I need to pee bad. I need a shoe. I probably need to do that. Here, let me give you my shoes. On this day in 1991, a senator from Pennsylvania and six other people, his name is John Hines, okay. They were killed when a helicopter collided with his plane over a school yard in Marion, Pennsylvania. Really tough way to go down to have your own plane hit your own helicopter.

He was probably scattered in one direction. And on this day in the year 2007 radio host Don Imus Described the Rucker University women's basketball team as nappy headed hoes CBS radio had him go on the next day to apologize for that comment Was that oh seven and then they let him keep doing his show for many, many years after that. The day after that, they fired him. No. That's why when you are being told by your boss to make a public apology, you got to say, all right, I will. But can you guarantee me that you won't fire me

right afterwards? I worked for CBS Radio then, and corporate made us all, like, hey, talk about the Imas thing and how he apologized. It was in our content. Highlight the apology. Yes. Whoops. Today's birthdays that we're interested in.

Former Ranger Martin Perez, 34. Currently with the. He's heavy uptowning. How about that down right? White Sox. Nice. Baseball Blake. Jack Del Rio is 62.

He got in trouble for something. Yeah, what was it? Jacksauce. He was with the commanders. He said something. Yeah. I'll figure it out. Jalen Carter, 24. It was Jan Six related, yeah.

Oh. I think so. Yeah. He's like fired up about it. He referred to the events as a quick dust-up Well history will smile upon him. I Mean he let all this people were good, right? Landry Jones 36 mustache Tom Jackson 74. Former partner of Chris Berman. Anderson Silva 50. Champ. Craig T. He broke his leg real bad.

McGregor did that. I don't know. Okay go ahead. Craig T. Nelson 81. Coach. That's right. Coach. Let's just see how good Blake is at this. David. Lee Roth. Cross is 61. Robert Downey. Oh wait, senior. Junior is 60. Funny and less than zero, if you've never seen that. Watch it with your in-laws. It'll be fun. Nancy McKeon is 59. Who that? Spinal tap. She was in...

Facts of Life. Yeah, is that it? Facts of Life? Yeah, it is. Yes. Also, 2018, Consent on Dancing with the Stars Jesus Dancing with the Stars Phil Morris is 66

Bailey he was Jackie Childs in Seinfeld That's Jackie the Jokeman you're thinking of Eric Andre is 42. All right genius. I think it's fantastic Do you like his like talk show yeah, I do I think it gets old pretty quick And then I have to go back to it like six months later Yeah, but I do like it like just the premise you like yeah, but you don't like sitting in it Barry Pepper 55 ooh Dale Earnhardt in the movie. I thought it was Roger Maris. Probably both, because Barry Pepper's that good.

Roger Maris played Dale Earnhardt. What? Austin Mahone, 29. The pop singer, you never heard of him? Oh, they called his fans Mahoneys or something. The kids love him. Oh, the kids did fans Mahoney's or something the kids love them Oh, the kids did love him Austin Mahoney Born in San Antonio. Yeah

San Antonio's own Never heard of this individual Dude, don't say that in San Antonio. He was here. They love him here. No, my kids were really into Austin Mahoney David Blaine, Magician 52. Mike, did you see the new show on his show? Is there like a rank in the order that you do these? Or did you say David Blaine's birthday? Holy shit. David Blaine.

Rapist. Shut up. Rapist. David Blaine's amazing. He's fantastic. David Blaine. And Hugo Weaine is amazing. He's fantastic David Blaine and Hugo weaving is 65 to imagine them coming to the detective being like we have a rave I have no chance we can't catch it. Yeah, you go weaving was agent Smith in the matrix Yeah

Isn't yeah, and he's in Lord of the Rings. He was in like every huge movie, but the guy you didn't know who he was for a good decade made a lot of money. David Blaine. Happy birthday. You've never done Matrix, right? I've not. I find that interesting.

Do you want to go to that magic show? Yes. There's a magic saloon right down the road. Magic saloon. No. Yes. Isn't it a weird collection of stuff here? You're talking about right here. It's the cheesiest, weirdest stuff.

But you are in the tourist episode. This is real. This is real. The Alamo is history. What sprouts and flourishes from that is a wax museum. The Guinness. Yeah. And the Mirror Maze.

Right, a Mirror Maze place. It doesn just the weirdness. Mirror maze. Right, a mirror maze place. It doesn't make any sense, San Antonio. And no reenactments. Zero reenactments until we get on it. Born on this day now dead, A. Bartlett Giamatti. Not the Bartlett Giamatti. No. And Blake.

Sorry. Yeah, you did get Blake. That was good. And Heath Ledger. That's why Corby's not here. Dead on this day, still dead. You have Alfred Butts, the inventor of? Toilet. Marion Butts.

Scrabble. And died on this day in 2020 Tom Dempsey All the stub footed kicker he had half a foot or so kicked a 63 yard field goal they say Had he could have kicked a 126 yard field goal had he? How do you only had an entire foot. Been born with the rest of his foot. And fantastic.

Yeah, actually, I saw that on MythBusters. It's true. Right. Enjoy the road, but down there, guys. You go to the magic saloon, Saroy? I'll see you there. Where did he go? I guess he's done.

He went to go pee. He just got up and like like, I'm just done. We're literally like 90 seconds from being finished. He was done. Yeah. I think the David Blaine stuff pissed him off. All right. Well, I'd like to thank The Rose in San Antonio for having us here today.

It's a great spot. Yeah. This is great. Fantastic. Air conditioning. Having us here today a great spot. Yeah, this is great air conditioning I'd also like to thank the San Antonio Police Department for not Caring that we're parked in that loading zone since like we put a cone there good-looking But you're only it says loading and unloading only, and it's like a half hour limit. And we've been there since 10 AM.

Maybe you got a lot of load. Chill, bro, we're good. OK, I'm just thanking everybody. And I should thank, I don't want to just thank Lone Star Beer, because I don't want to make Lone Star Light feel upset about things. But thank you to the Lone Star Enterprise dumb zone 21 at lonestarbeer.com you have anything to say about Lone Star beer? Love Lone Star beer drink all the

Lone Star all the time. Why did they clap for her? This picker thing is amazing yeah really oh my god it's's dangerous. Yeah. I want to thank the people, too. Let's give yourselves a round of applause. This is so cool. Two days in a row, we were able to actually do this. Yeah, we even have some. Oh, hey, good of you to join us.

Hey, how's the magic saloon? Do you have anything that's cheap as pop? Give yourselves a hand. We were shutting down. I'm just thankful. Like I know when the show is ending. I have no idea what's happening in the show at any moment. I thought we had an hour left. I have no idea what's happening in the show at any moment. I thought we had an hour left.

I have no idea. And I've had to piss for half an hour. And you said it's David Blaine's birthday. Yes. So I got excited. OK. Adios, mofo. No, no, no.

Before this becomes a zoo. Thank you for watching my video. Shout out, Michael. Pastor Michael. If you want to watch more of my video. Hey, yeah, it is Pastor Michael. My video game playing pastor. Drove all the way here, two hours. There you go. See that's a nice applause. He's gonna bracket! B-b-b-b-bracket, then gong gong, give him the stuff, and then he's gonna bracket! you