The Ebro, Laura, Rosenberg Show - 14.) Kai Cenat Leaves Streaming, More ICE Problems, + Full Argument Mode (1/14/26)

Episode Date: January 14, 2026

Today on Ebro, Laura, and Rosenberg - Ebro, Laura, and Rosenberg discuss Full Argument Mode, ICE Investigating Renee Good’s Widow, Algorithm Hustlin, No More Trust, Trump Flips off Ford Worker, Eric Adams Fight and Crypto Grift, Gaza Conflict, Milk Mustache Is Back, Joe Rogan Flips On Ice, Rest In Peace John Forte, Kai Cenat Quits Streaming, Druski Mega Church Bit, and much more! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's the live portion of the show, Rosenberg. You all right? You with us? I'm good. You sure? I just had a lot going on. This morning. I've been fighting the sickness every night. You know, you're not good. So you're not good. No, I'm fine. I just, and y'all text in the morning, boy, it's like a, it's, it's cracking off starting at 6.30. I see the text. I'm seeing the text as I'm sleeping. I mean, it's work. I know. I know. What are you muted and when you're ready to look at it, you look at it. You know, everyone says that I, even if I always see it.

Man, hit the button, bro. We're saying. Congratulations. We're not supposed to wake up and get ready for the program and talk about the day and work on this show. Like, what are you saying? I know. I just say it's a lot. And it goes until nighttime too.

This thing. Well, so, boom. Wait, why are you like that brand new? We've been doing this. 24 out. No, this is different. No, this is this. We about to get into it today. Today's going to go full argument. Today is for argument. Four argument today.

Okay, go ahead. I mean, it has to. It has to. Because there's a lot of work to be done. We got like we have a, we have a audience of people that's tuning into us sitting on a Zoom basically every day, right? And we got plans to have plans to execute on your plans. you got to have communication. Yes. This isn't going to require an argument.

I agree with you. I'm just saying this morning. When do you expect to talk? When do you expect to talk? Because here's the thing. After we're done taping, you got to go in the dad mode, so you don't really get to talk then.

You're like, what do you mean? I talk when we talk. I have the conversations when we talk. I don't ditch the conversations. You're not responsive in the afternoon. You're working. You have baby and you have another show. Listen, you're trying to turn this into an argument.

argument. I agree with everything you're saying. I'm just saying on a day when you feel sick and you wake up. I'm stressed out. I'm stressed out. Hit the button on yourself. I just say you talk a lot. I'm stressed a lot. It's not just you. My other group chats the same way. 650. I just don't talk early. You guys talk to Ebro when you're up. This was the same as the morning show. Ebro will make fun of me. Rosenberg got to have 50 podcasts. You man talk. You man like to talk. He talk. We show up at 6.30. You guys know, Laura, it would when I get there at 640, I can barely utter a word till 7.10. Ebro shows up at 6.30. Yeah.

Every topic from the last week is showtime. I know, but it's time to work. So I'm sorry. I'm not again. I don't want to sit and have wings on Sunday and watch football and small talk. You guys are angling me. For work, I get paid to talk and then I'm done talking. Laura, he means he doesn't want to talk other people in his personal life.

He just wants to start going at 630. I talk to my family. That's about it. I got to find out how much you talk. Because the way you describe it, it sounds like you don't talk. No, no, no, we talk. We actually do talk a lot. I mean, me and jazz talk all the time.

Me and I used to talk a lot. Listen, I have an 11-year-old. We got, it's talking, it's talking that needs to happen. School talk, interest talk, you know, health and wellness talk. Forcing her to talk about the things she doesn't want to talk about talk. What do you mean? That's important talk when you're, when you have an 11-year-old, right? No, you can't force.

Can't force. Yeah, but you know, I don't mean force, but I mean you push the comments. conversations, let's chat, let's see what's going on. Yeah, but you have to be like, you just got to be cool. Like, yo, you had a good day. What was your favorite party today? You know, what was, what did you hate today?

Who got on your nerves today? You know, that kind of stuff. Like, where it's not just like a generic question and you hope that an 11-year-old knows how to fill up a convo. You kind of got to, like, walk them through it. Wait, Ebro, so did Issa, like, communicate very well at five? Because I asked Kenza, how was your day? Good.

What did you learn today? Nothing. I'm like, what do you mean nothing? So we have to sit there and be like, you mean nothing? I have to make her tell me about her day. And she's looking at me like, wow. But that's why you got to ask the question in a way that requires them. I don't recall Issa being like super emotive unless you kind of like set the stage for her to, you know, share. Like, what did you and your friends laugh about today?

You know what I mean? I have to be more specific. Yeah, you got to drill in with them to kind of because they don't. don't know how to. They don't know how to. Yeah. I just asked for specific things. Then finally, she was giving me that. All right. I'll tell you. Well, and then, you're five. Yeah, but they'll come, you know, I will at least, Issa, Issa you'll ask. And if it's a generic question, she kind of will

give you a generic answer. She's kind of always been like that. But then we'll be talking about something else. And then it'll just start to come out. Like, once her brain is going, she'll be like, yo, you know what happened today? Oh, my God. I don't know. I think it's, that's like normal human beings. kids. Anyways, Ibrough, Laura Rosenberg. Good morning. We got a lot to cover today. Good morning. Trump, Trump arguing with a forward worker. Trump at the microphone, hachen in,

ha, ha, ha, and the Trump administration is investigating Renee Goods widow. Did you guys hear this story? No. Rosenberg did not see this. Yes. Six agents, six agents have resigned because according to reports, they're pushing to investigate her widow. That's right.

The woman who had nothing to do with her own wife being murdered by an ice agent, they're now trying to launch an investigation into her. Hit the button. Wait, and correct me if I'm wrong. Congratulations. You plagued yourself. And they are not investigating Renee's murder.

Well, no. The FBI has taken control of the investigation. according to what I read and will not let local individual local what do they call that authorities authorities be involved yeah but FBI yeah cash potential you're got right hit the button congratulations

he plays yourself and they say the same day that what was the guy's name that killed Renee Good Jonathan Ross Jonathan Ross they say the same day that he murdered this woman. There's pictures of him and masked agents moving his stuff out of his house. I saw that too. Not to mention a new video comes out every hour, it seems, with a different ice officer in

Minneapolis. Didn't you learn from what happened? Wait, more than one? I've only seen that one. No, no, I saw another one. So I'm exaggerating, but I've seen two. Which is too much. Which is the officer going, you didn't learn.

from what happened. It's so wild. Hit the button. Congratulations. You plagued yourself. So apparently Jonathan Ross wasn't too injured to go move, make sure stuff was moved out of his house.

Wait, he wasn't. I thought he was so hurt. No, no, no. Because he got run over by the car. Everyone told me, even though I saw him not get run over by a car. You know, I was going to say about that, too, every single human being basically on Earth,

who was ever a kid, hanging out with other teenagers had a moment where you were that quote hit by a car I'm just going to say he wasn't hit by a car he wasn't literally like you've been a dumbass before and basically been hit by a car that much

it wasn't hit by a car you were holding a cell phone standing in front of a car when someone decided to drive away and then you jumped out of the way but you weren't hit look don't you see when that new video came out people act like it was a mic drop I know. Look at this footage from his phone.

I'm like, all I see is his jacket getting ruffled. What are you telling me that I saw? It's all algorithm, man. They throw things into the algorithm, ad hashtags, people, these whack accounts, all of these bots, paid accounts, whatever you want to call them. And run this stuff up like it's a real story. It catches the algorithm and starts moving around.

Hit the button. We all fall for it. Anything to justify murder. Congratulations. You play yourself. Well, bro, you definitely live in the world of, and I end up in it now too. I try to avoid it though. On the other side, the content creators

who just like talk about things. That's some of the black mirror of this whole thing. Like our, like you, like there are content creators who we don't even literally know their education level, what they do,

we don't know anything about them and we see them more than we see credible journalists. Well, how about it? Staring at their camera telling us what's what. Hit the button. Hit the button. Congratulations.

You played yourself. We are them now. I know. I know. We are them. Congratulations. Well, except we're not going to do.

It is a little different because the content I'm referring to is like the specific think pieces. Yeah. Like I'm staring at the camera and I'm breaking down a story so I can have it move all around because I'm algorithm hustling. That's right. Because honestly, even the ones that are good, even the ones that we like, even the, the, the Aaron Ruper, whatever the guy's name is on Twitter, or the guy you guys like on Instagram, all of you, you mean Aaron Parnas?

No, Aaron Parnas is the Instagram one. Aaron Ruper is the big Twitter one who does like that shows. Oh, God, okay. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Even the ones who we happen to agree with, it's still mostly algorithm hustling. It's still mostly, I'm going to give you. So now, let's be honest.

We live in a time, so you're saying that. We live in a time where you can't trust CBS. No. You can't trust the outlets that you claim were the trustworthy outlets. Many of them have been co-opted to be partisan, right? So we have nowhere. And so you're saying, oh, we can't trust these people who are putting out content on the out. I didn't even tell we couldn't trust them.

Not trust, but whatever. We don't know their background. But also, we don't know the background of the people in the federal government. Well, that's the issue. We don't know. So really, it is really about who's doing a good job at being, at providing information. who's thorough. And I think over time,

you get to see someone like the, you know, I watched the Midas Touch or Aaron Parnas. I'm glad Don Lemon is back on Instagram. I'm good. I'm still good on Don Lemon. I like Don.

Me too. Yo, I'm not saying it's right now. Don wasn't black. Ebro's out. I just want everyone to know, this is Ray. This is Ray.

You're supporting white people don't like him. No, but I know I've met him multiple times. He supported me and I like him. How do he support? you. He's invited me on a show before. He supported our show before. He did? He did? Yeah, I was on CNN with him.

No, no, but he supported our show. Yeah, of course. He's talked about our show before. He did? Yes. Why don't you like him, Rosa Burke? I just think he's smarmy and gross. And the same reason everyone didn't like him when he first came out. He, like, he switched up his style, but he used to be like, I'm here at the protest and I smell weed. No, that's when people started dislikes me.

He had been around long before that. Also, I did his show, too. And by the way, mentally checked out. He's like, I found him to be like in my, in my only experience with him to be just very disconnected. And like, I was just there. And I'm like,

I'm not talking to this human being. This human being is here and he's asking questions. I'm not talking to him. It was like the Wayne's World Joint. Oh, bro. It was. And like, listen, he probably cared more about you.

But when I was there, he was literally like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. No, when I was there, when I was there, I annoyed him because I started talking to him about growing out

as Afro while he was trying to have a serious, So you took it. You took it back. I was like, yo, man, you've got real it since your hair got longer. You remember when he was growing his fro out a little bit? He was like, yo, no, bro, that was, I believe, I remember now, I believe that was in direct response to people being mad at him for being at the Ferguson protest and being like, I'm here with rapper Talib Kuali and I'm smelling marijuana.

And people were like, black. And then he started growing an effort. I'm pretty God Lemon is one thing Look I've I like him So you know Look just like us or just like any other person That we like in media

There's things that we don't like Yeah no no for sure he's not my face His tone But listen there are people I like and don't like For example I generally really like Toray But I can't stand The way he whispers

On everything Yeah Now Torre yo Toray's in his back Yo shout no he's in his bag right now No he's doing great content. He found a lane and it's working and it's hitting my out. I don't follow him and it hits my algorithm every five seconds. Same. Same. The whisper. But no, but why is your mom not letting you do this? Like, why are we? No, can I tell you something? I think he's trying to contain himself because he's so animated. I think that's his effort.

No, to be like, to be in the phone to be like, but not yelling at you to be very intimate. How about this? How about this? How about this? How about this? How about this? I think you might like this. What if it's another form of algorithm hustling? It might be. It's Pat McAfee's cowboy hat. You know what I mean? You got to have your thing. Pat McAfee's wearing a cowboy hat?

No, he used to always, no, sorry, Pat McAfee's take top. Sorry, I'm confusing. I'm confusing Van Lathen's algorithm puzzle. It's hard to keep up with everyone's algorithm hustle. What is your thing that makes you go, you know, like, so maybe he noticed that if I do a, you know, so maybe we need to come up with a specific algorithm hustle way of speaking. No, we need to, by the way, by the way, back to how we started the show, hit the button. Hit the button.

Congratulations. I'm just hitting the button widely. Well, because we're playing. Now you're saying we need to come up with something, but you're too good to talk in the afternoon. You don't want to text in the morning. And here you are. We need to come up with algorithm. You don't ask me anything.

Congratulations. You played yourself. Yo, Ebro, basically from the very beginning, it was like grip, Laura, you all handle everything. Rosenberg, just be remotely competent and show up. So I answer the questions that I feel like I'm useful at weighing in on. But, you know, I don't always have something. Yeah, but don't get up here, binging. Yeah, but you got up here bishing and moaning about us talking in the morning.

Yeah, I was trying to be funny. And then you took it really serious. Yeah, because I'm stressed. Oh, my God. Congratulations. I was trying to be loose because I'm tired. There's people on this show without jobs. Okay.

I have the burden of their life on my shoulder. Okay. Okay. I understand. We all have the burden. We're all burdening. That's how I deal with the burden. I go to work.

You yell at me. By the way, people have seen you deal with that burden before for about 13 years. Well, because you're the bane of my existence. Well, I don't know how that happened, but that's unfortunate. Because you're the one in my life bitching the moaned about doing work the most. All I said was you talk a lot, my guy. You say it about me every day. You know how many times, Laura, the joke has been, Rosenberg got a podcast.

Man can't stop talking. Man's got to talk. I make one joke about man You should get your text early and it makes him unravel because I'm stressed You're stressed. Jesus, you sound of a biggie on ready to die. Good Christ.

Let's reel it in. Let's drill it in. There's a lot of thought of it. Wait, is there? I'm not done. Oh, do you know when you're going to go ahead? I'm not done. Let's go ahead and look at Trump flip off a forward worker.

You got that video. I need to see this. This was crazy. Okay, sorry. What was that? That was me. opening up the YouTube on another page. I apologize. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Hit the video. Waiting for the video. Don't get yelled at today, Baskam. I just want to say that is an incredibly small and unintimidating middle finger. I've never seen anything like that. Yo, them hands is little. So the first two are points, right?

And then he went for it. But he definitely said F you to somebody. Oh, you know. The first is a point with a you. Yes. Well, the guy said, called him a pedophile protector. Yeah, I got to tell you, that guy's braver than me. His name's out here now.

He's been, that guy. Well, he's also been suspended. I wonder now, this guy's a union worker at the fore, whatever, I think that's Ford. They're saying that they want to fire him for that. I don't know. For freedom of speech? Well, well, I don't know. I don't know if freedom of speech cuts that way, guys.

Everybody, at your workplace, yelling at the president of the United States, I don't know if that flies. if you were at a job and the president's coming today and you're like damn president's coming today gross and then he shows up and you're like pedophile predator I think that's just called you acted up at work speaking speaking as some people who have acted up at work and been like what happened I think I'm in a perfect place to say that's acting up at work I mean I respect the hell out of it

but it's acting up at work well but let's see what the union says because he's probably definitely a part of a union has to be has to be and that that's the UAW, which is the union of auto workers. Auto workers. And where are they at with Trump these days? I don't think that they were

were they supporting Trump as a union? I think the auto workers actually went with Kamala this time around, I think. I thought so. I mean, they were definitely on Biden, I thought, in 2020. Hmm. But that micro little finger, it's crazy. I've never seen a micro middle. The micro middle is nuts. Well, the micro middle is crazy. Now, Trump was at a microphone on yesterday.

This start, I don't know if this popped up on y'all's algorithm, but it hit mine. And he was having problems. Respiratory problems, some sort of problems. Do we have that clip?

Ha. Ha! Ah. Ah. Ladies and gentlemen. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Ha. Ah. Ah. Ladies and gentlemen. that circulated on my algorithm and I was like, where's the whole video? Because he could have been making it. Because this is what makes us,

this is what makes the left bad too. It's, he seems nuts. He is nuts. And it's an embarrassing video. But I'm pretty sure he was doing an awkward, embarrassing impression of Biden. Exactly. Exactly.

And which is why I wanted to play it. Oh. Congratulations. You couldn't even ever see the full one. I couldn't find the full clip. that and that's that's the thing about us just living in whatever reality we've created in front of us because yeah it's still embarrassing but everyone's like oh my god is the president okay laura you know when he's do those tweets and they have the little uh have the little uh flashing light and it says

holy shit sorry pardon my french says holy is and then it's like president trump is losing it in front of a microphone and then you look and you go he's just being the same jackass he generally is this isn't unusual. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You saw last week when he was hitting this joint. Oh, you're running that back?

Oh, yeah. Last week, he was running the two joints in the face. Nah, listen, what was that thing called back in the day? The muscle, remember the muscle thing?

What was it called? The shake weight? The shake weight dance. How he's doing his shake weight dance. Who was he making fun of last week? Last week was about trans athletes. And again, he's doing an awkward joke during his comedy routine

because he's losing it. And this is the part. I think this is the part, Ebro, where you're talking about his dementia kicking him becomes relevant. His routine just isn't slapping the way it used to do. It's not sharp. It's not sharp. He used to do a sharp 60, maybe even 90, hit all his greatest hits and get out. Now he's rambling. His voice doesn't have the power. So on that note, remember the video we saw where he got up from the table? I think we played it here. He got up from the table in a meeting last week and walked out the window to look at like where the ballroom was going to be.

Did you see that? I heard it. I didn't see it. So there's a video where he gets up from a meeting with all these executives and walks to the window and looks out the window to like look at where the ballroom is supposed to be. And it's kind of like, you know, rambling about whatever. Reports are coming out from executives that were at that meeting that are saying that he was farting during the meeting. And he smelled like rotten roast beef.

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No, stop, stop, stop. But once again, once again, just like that audio clip, these reports are not coming from reliable sources. It's just people algorithm hustling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not great. This is what we're at. Right, it's just a mess out here.

It's a complete and utter mess out here. Speaking of a mess, yo, I had to watch that Eric Adams video again this morning. Hit the button. But again, oh, sorry. Congratulations. You played yourself. I do wish we could see the beginning of this video. No, I will say she was antagonizing him.

Yes, Laura, I think so too. But it just picks up. But you don't know what happened first. I'm sure it was her. But you don't know what happened first. It just picks up in there in mid-fight. Well, I have, you know, what I saw is her antagonizing him because that's where the video started, to your point. All right, let's watch it.

Hey. Hey, hey with Adam, please punch me in the face. I would love if you punch me in the face. Okay, you can get fucked too. All right? Yeah, fuck you. Those things are over. Yeah, good.

Thank God. Damn. You're going to see your ugly-ass face everywhere. Here. That's nice. I'll say, that's impressive, too. Now, the reason I hit Eric Adams with the button here, even if he was being antagonized, right?

As a public person that people on the internet dislike and have something bad to say, I am mentally prepared at all times to de-escalate. Nah, chill, bro, like, you know, chill. You mean, because you know there's a chance there are people out there who don't like you and may run into you and say something? Yeah, chill, bro, chill.

because they want to get a reaction. Of course they do. Right? So that's why I'm hitting Eric Adams with a button because A, right, he didn't have to tell the girl go F yourself. I'm not mayor anymore. You're going to see the Brooklyn. All right.

Well, you know what? You sound like the mayor. It's the same cheesy-ass bullish you said when you were mayor. Well, not only that, but what do you mean you're going to see the Brooklyn? Are you threatening the girl? What are you saying? And by the way, it's a woman. And it did start seeing Laura, that's the part that's weird, is it does start with her saying,

please punch me in the face, Eric Adams. So what did he say before that? That's the thing I'm curious about. Why did she randomly, it's a random line to pull out is please punch me in the face. Right, right, right. I hear you.

Well, and also, if he hadn't said something that prompted her to say that, right? Wouldn't you go, yo, I would never do, like, what are you talking about? That's definitely what you would do. That's definitely what you would. Punch you in the face. Like, why would we do that?

We're having a conversation. And you're a lady. What are we even? Exactly. So your response wouldn't be to like turn around or like because he definitely looks like the aggressor when he turns around and she's in his space and she's kind of pinned up against the wall. Well then she just pushes past him. But but I just wonder what was said. Now listen, my prediction is based on nothing except the energy of the two people.

My guess is she saw Eric Adams and said, oh, I'm going for it and started talking ish. Eric Adams no longer mayor anymore. So he's just back to being the regular slime ball he generally was as NYPD. And then he started talking ish back. Someone started recording. And then something was said that led to her going, please punch me in the face, Eric Adams. You think he said don't get punched?

That's what it feels like. Now, what is this? People could get punched in the face around here, something like that. That's what it feels like. What is this talk of Eric Adams and crypto? currency that you guys were having in the chat. What is this? Yeah, Griff said that.

I guess he's running a play with some sort of cryptocurrency. And I didn't know if Griff was joking or if part of the griff, part of the grift, not griff, is that he says it's literally to fight anti-Semitism, this crypto. Congratulations. You played yourself. Lou said it was on the prep two days ago, and he did say that. How can I find a way? to grift people out of money and kiss ass to A-PAC at the same time.

A crypto coin, perfect for making money and stealing money from people and kissing ass of A-PAC all at once. Finding anti-Semitism, it is so crazy. I love Israel, Coy, E-Bros. I need the E-Bros drop. Speaking of Israel, do we have the Mike Pompeo video? If you didn't ask for it, Mike does. I did ask for it. Well, then we have to have it.

This is a professional. I mean, listen. But speaking to Israel, you know, Mike Pompeo's an attorney and former U.S. Secretary of State. I sent it in the chat, Bascom, this morning when nobody was paying attention, I guess, where it said, need this video, need this video. At any rate, I'll play the audio. Okay. The next generation of young people won't remember October 7th in the same way.

That's true in Israel. and in America and broadly in the world. And we need to make sure two things. One, it's not that we don't forget, we need to make sure that the story is told properly so that when the history books write this, they don't write about the victims of Gaza, right? They can't.

And it's, I should be a little more precise. There were victims in Gaza, right? It's true. There are civilian casualties in every war that's ever been fought. but the victims were the people of the nation state of Israel. The aggressor was the Iranian regime in the proxy of Hamas, and we need to make sure that the history books reflect that,

and that requires each of us every day to talk about it in real time with our children, with our grandchildren, about it in a way that is serious and thoughtful and complete and moral. You know, I'm so exhausted by the idea that when, you know, that all this work over-dust. time and the idea that when you talk about October 7th, which was a horrible moment, you wouldn't talk about the tens of thousands of people in Gaza who were killed, or even make that a part of the story of it.

It's just, he's saying that you should only speak about that day with no context to what will happen before, which again, you will never catch me justifying October 7. But the story is a much deeper story. Now, when the day October 7th comes around and you want to commemorate the people who lost their lives on October 7th, then I, you know, telling the story of how the, you know, the kibbutzim were attacked and all those things. Yeah, you should tell the story. And the festival and the festival and all that's. And all their stories should be told properly. But for him to just literally be like, yeah, yeah, and some other people die.

But war happens every day, bro. that's what he did. He just was like, yeah, and then other people die, but there's casualties. There's always casualty, innocent, innocent civilians who get killed during war. Let's only talk about the innocents who got killed because there's a conflict going on in a region that we took from people who are still pissed about it. And the conflict's been going on and they've been fighting back and forth. And that was an escalation that happened after other things had happened.

But then again, oh, by the way. And oh, by the way, the people who were supposed to be surveilling those people, oddly on this particular day, were nowhere to be found. Ebro, that's not part of anyone's story. Okay? That's only part of the story of people who actually want to find out the truth. No, it's a part of people's story. That's why they're trying to get Net and Yahoo in court about that story. No, no.

That's just those of us who actually want to know the truth about happened. Congratulations. You plagued yourself. But went on 9-11. went on 9-11 do we talk about and then afterwards hundreds of thousands of people died in Iraq and Afghanistan and we had a lie of weapons

and mass destruction and it all kind of stemmed from 9-11 happening. We don't mention anything else. Now granted, and again, that's a day where of course the people who died here should be honored in every way. But, you know,

the winners write the history books and they don't want to talk about the slaughters that happened afterward. oh, oh, really, that was just an excuse. And for every 9-11 conspiracy theory that there is, the quote-unquote conspiracy theory that would exist about October 7th, meaning Netanyahu let it happen, is way more believable than anything I ever heard about 9-11. It's not even a conspiracy theory.

You look at it and you go, I've been to Israel. You are safe everywhere you go. It feels like you are protected everywhere. There's a reason, guys, even in the midst of war, you can talk to people who travel to Israel regularly. And they won't know what's happening. And they'll just tell you, like, I'm good. I'm not saying this is political.

I'm not saying that they are in favor of anything. I'm just saying if they're like, if they have a trip to make to Israel right now, and you're like, really, you want to go there? They're like, yeah, I'll be fun. Well, yeah, and so, and then some individuals in corduroys and on the back of motorcycles and they hand-made hand gliders jump through surveillance with, you know, In broad day, by the way, in broad daylight. One of the most sophisticated systems, by the way.

We're not going to act like this is just, you know what I mean? They're known for, you know, all of their protections. They say a bird can't fly across that area. That's what they say. I mean, I don't know the technology, but that's what they say. They can pick up birds flying. The sensors go off. Hours went on.

as people are being slaughtered. Hours are people being dragged back to Gaza on the backs of bikes. Hours. Nothing. But I guess it was just a lapse, bro. Listen, we got to get to the OGs today, the original gurus.

I'm a double back because the racist dog whistles that are taking place outside right now from Department of Homeland Security. Yesterday, we played the Nazi white supremacist song that the White House has put up. And now did you guys see the whole milk ad is back? Like the got milk ad? The got milk ad is back.

No. I was today years old when I learned that the got milk whole drinking whole milk thing is somehow celebrated by white supremacists. Because most of the planet is lactose intolerant. And white people are like, this is our strength. We could drink whole milk. Did you guys know this was the thing? Oh, ebro, come on.

You never knew that. I've never heard of this before. Yo, we're saying. You got the clip. Shot to under. Back in 2017, a group of white supremacists who would go on to host the Charlottesville Unite the Right rally came up with this idea that the fact that Caucasian people have an easier time processing lactose than African people meant that white people were superior. And they would exhibit the superiority together by taking off their shirts and chugging milk. This isn't even a secret. This is something that you can look up yourself. This is something that they're proud of that they do.

And Donald Trump isn't even the first president to invoke the idea that whole milk, white milk, somehow improved white lives. Back in 1923, President Herbert Hoover was addressing the world's dairy council. And he said that whole milk is a nutritionally perfect white drink that is responsible for growing the virality of the white race. Many white supremacists will use a milk emoji in their bio to indicate who they are to other people. There was even a nod to sipping milk in the movie Get Out. This is a dog whistle. This is a dog whistle. This is a dog whistle.

They're everywhere. So now you know the history on this one at least. Welp, probably time to go add the milk emoji to my blocked keywords. Oh my God! Under the desk news. I love her. Yeah, me too. I follow her too.

Amazing. Dang. I'm disappointed in you. You're supposed to have known that. I did not know that way. Yeah, surprise. It's the first time it came across your algorithm. But yeah, I didn't know this. Those pictures are wild. Wild. That's the thing you want to show off about is the ability to drink milk from other animals. Take off your shirt and chugs some milk.

But you guys are glossing over the story that Donald Trump now has this new milk ad with the milk mustache. back. It's a thing. It's back. Oh, he brought that. It's a, it's a it's a, it's a new promo, I guess. Yeah, and he's probably going to say it's under the guise of, you know, dairy farmers. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's what I saw.

Which, by the way, sometimes, and multiple things can be true. Try to, try to get, try to get something going with your economy that's failing. Slash, please all my favorite white supremacists. Now, you did, you did see the other day, you know, Trump actually went a step further than J.D. Vance did in condemning, uh, at

anti-Semitism. He was asked by the New York Times, is there a place for anti-Semites in the Republican Party? And he said, no. Okay. We don't need you. J.D. Vance isn't willing to go that far. To the point you were making yesterday, Ebro, about what's coming up next. J.D. Vance, though, you remember at T. Pusa, he wants to make sure, hey, we got to make, we welcome everybody. That's right. He doesn't want to let anybody, even the Nick Fuentes is of the world. And by that's another thing I'm fucking hot about. Sorry. We don't curse on this program.

I know. Except for when you randomly curse. Congratulations. I might call somebody a bitch or a ho. No, you've dropped a random whatever. Wait, those are curse words. What am I? And that random person is me.

Exactly. Hold on. Before I make this big point, don't let me forget it. I want to give a shout out to Quicksilver. Oh, 922. Just wanted to show love. He said, I'm just sending my super chat money to make Ebro uncomfortable. I like that. It's weird, man. It's so weird. I like it.

I like it. Wilson showed love from Tacoma, Washington. Yo, shout to you. He came through. We appreciate that. So, wait, you're only shouting out people who get, who tip, who give money there? They go to the top, bro. You got to earn something for your, for your harder dollars. It's getting crazy out here. Imani Sutton. I love you guys. Thank you for being here every day. Super cool. But also, the regular free chat, man, it goes mad. fast. It is hard to get in there.

Who said that's the point. Yo, you guys are really out here taking money from people. Shout it to Disney go lightly to. Hello. I want to rewind to earlier today when the psycho on the show, Ebro, screamed at me and then blamed it on the stress of people on the show needing the money.

Fast forward a half hour to when he again feels awkward about people spending money. We need the money. No, no. I don't want the money. No, no, no. I want advertisers to spend money. We, too, and we're going to get there. We're going to get there. But we got to get our systems together. And you know what it takes to get our system together?

Responding to the message. Yeah. All right. Keep making Ibrun comfortable, chat. All right. So the thing I was annoyed about before I gave the shoutouts. Go. Yo, I have to admit that I had started over time to like see enough clips and hear enough

things from the comedian Theo Vaughn to think like, oh, you know, he's not that bad. He, you know, he has some opinions on some things that are whatever, but like, he's on outright bad guy. And then I saw the clip of him moving around of him and another comedian whose name I forget. If anyone remembers, feel free to throw it in the chat. I'll look for it. Talking about Nick Fuentes

and how much they like him and Theo Vaughn actually talking about how brave Nick Fuentes is. He's brave, man. He's brave. This is recent? Oh, I think it was a right now. I mean, it's from his podcast. Now, she said, because it was interesting

because didn't Theo Vaughn go kind of against the ice stuff? Yeah, yeah, you know, that's the thing. Because he's from Nicaragua. Yeah, he's got Latin heritage or something. Yeah, but I think he just went against it because, like, you know, he's, oh, and then they used him. They used him in one of the ads.

Got it. And he, and he, like, got upset about it. Listen, that's the confusing part is, like, he's not all one thing. But I was just like, I was like, are you, are you a terrible person? or are you just not good enough with English where you don't realize that when you say someone's brave,

you're trying to subtly say like stupid brave. And I thought that's what maybe he was saying, like this guy's wild. But this is where mastering English matters matters when you talk in the microphone. Brave Theo is a positive connotation to the craziest things that he says.

When you say he's brave, you want to say he's a while. wild. He says some things. He's bugging. Or, but that's even better. He's bugging. What's the white? Can we get a bug and equivalent for the whites? Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. He's crazy. That guy's crazy.

He says things that are, but it was just, oh, Dave Smith was the other comedian. And I just want to tell them both to go F themselves. Because Nick Fuentes, unlike some of the others, he's in the true category of open Hitler loving. That's why Kanye brought him in so they could

be best and love up on Hitler together. That's who we are talking about a true hateful monster. A guy who hated Charlie Kirk and thought Charlie Kirk was a sellout. Okay? His people think

Charlie Kirk was a sellout. Charlie Kirk didn't go far enough for them. Yes. Yeah. Well, also speaking of comedians a podcast turn podcasters turn people with opinions about things going on in the world.

Joe Rogan has a problem with ice now. Did you guys see that yesterday? Bro, I'm so annoying. Congratulations. You plagued yourself. You towed the line. You give me my dance music, man. You endorse this.

You hit my dance. Open the dance floor. Go ahead. Joe Rogan, you was doing the dance. You was doing the dance. Oh, yeah. We want Trump, baby. Come bring him on the show.

Let me get the algorithm hustle going. He was doing the dance, Joe Rogan. Getting to the bag, baby. Oh, and now you got a problem. The dance floor is open, folks. Because they out here doing the dance. Now, now, and for the record, he, bro, remember, he didn't just have him on the show.

He didn't just endorse him down the stretch because he did. He endorsed him in the final week, I believe. Yes, he did. Joe Rogan. He showed up. and spoke at the victory party. Oh, do the dance. Can we play the clip of now he's changed his mind?

Let's hear from Joe. You don't want militarized people in the streets just roaming around, snatching people up, many of which turn out to actually be U.S. citizens. They just don't have their papers on them. Are we really going to be the Gestapo? Where's your papers? Is that what we've come to? So, yo, hit the dance music, bro.

It's so crazy. Are people really going to allow the Joe Rogans and all of these individuals a year later to get out here and dance in your face, soft shoe in your face? Like they didn't know this was going to happen? How did I know this was going to happen? How did I know when they were talking about mass immigration, mass deportation, excuse me, leading into this whole Trump era, this regime, how did I know that we would be here today? And you didn't know? I mean, listen, I could make the argument right now that he's a moron.

That's how. But I don't think that's it. No, it's because, you know how he didn't know if we're being honest? It's because you guys have more faith in a reality show TV host and open white supremacists than I do. And you know why? Because you're doing the dance Because everybody got paid Everybody got paid, bro

Andrew Schultz hit the dance floor Dance Andrew Degh Theo Hey Joe You got to come out of here Come on Rogan dance for that money Dance for that money

Well him too right He claimed like I didn't vote for this Right Yes Joe Rogan said it Theo Vaughn I didn't know I didn't know when I

to the dance. Man. Now listen, on the flip side. And by the way, throw singles at them because they might as well be stripping. They might as well be on a stripper pole. On the flip side, we also, I think, want this to happen. Meaning, it is important that people like him say, yo, this isn't good. Like, I do think for our own survival, as much as we can make fun of them for, and we should.

we also need as many of them as possible to start being like, nah, this is not okay. Well, and this is what privilege. This is what privilege looks like. Right, they can choose. They get to now go, I got paid, I did the dance, and oh, now I get to change. Meanwhile, you got people really, really being traumatized

and abused in homes, in streets, kids getting snatched away from families. This is what privilege looks like. You get to sit in your tower with all your money, and do the dance. You are 100. Oh, I didn't, I didn't think this was going to happen.

I didn't. Oh, my God. Oh, no. They're really doing the thing. Wait, wait, you're saying that. I didn't believe him. I didn't think he was going to do it. You're saying, wait, Stephen Miller,

the guy who when you look him in the face, you can tell at night, he sits there, like, jerking off to the Wikipedia pages of Hitler and his top people. Like, you can tell he lives for white, supremacy. Like it's not, with Stephen Miller, this isn't political. This is his

passion. This is what he loves. No, since high school. Since high school. No, yeah, yeah. Watch the video. It's documented that Stephen Miller's Jewish family disowned him does not want to associate with him. They wrote open op-eds in multiple publications saying

this person from our family is a bad person. We do not support this person. We left him years ago. Also documented, he had a spanishableness. He had a Hispanic girlfriend in high school who broke up with him. And after that, he went crazy. Also documented, watch the video of him attempting to speak in the cafeteria to his student body about, we shouldn't have to pick up trash.

Oh, I saw that. I saw that. And he gets booed out of the room. And he gets booed out of the room and is pulled off the stage. Like, come on, Stevie. Well, and so. And so for anyone watching us today. and so has been supporting us for over 10 years.

You know what side we were on because there's certain, listen, we're not happy with the government. We're not happy with Democrats, right? Like we've been open about our problems, but there was a law and our issues. There was a line we were willing to draw at supporting open white supremacy and Nazi and Nazis and fascism and things that were just straight,

up bad and abusive to the population of the United States of America. I believe that we, look, I have a lot of issues with the United States of America, but I've always hoped that the systems that we have in place, people would respect, and there will be a certain level of decorum at the political level. That's gone. And the billionaires who financed where we are today, they wanted that decorum gone because they get to benefit from it. Meanwhile, the rest of us have to deal with the fact that there's straight negativity.

The tone is bad. Communities are divided. Families are divided. But all of this was paid for by billionaires who are benefiting. The Peter Thieles, the Elon Musk, they paid for all of it. They've been thankful. Project 2025. Do you guys remember the day I brought Project 2025 today?

No, but I know it was a long time. ago. Have you guys heard about Project 2025? What do you mean? No, but at the time and people were like, no, what are you talking about? I don't, listen, I want to be wrong. There's a lot of things I say, I want to be wrong. I don't want to be right a lot of times. I want to be wrong. Unfortunately, I've been right too many times when it comes to this Trump

and this white supremacy and these Nazis and his fascism thing. So let me ask you a question. Do you think that, the people, and we all knew people like this. I can name them by name if you want. Shawnee. Seif was like this. What? No, no, like this, what I'm about to say.

Like, yeah, I don't vote. And they're all bad. Real quick, I'm just curious. When you're watching the people dressed up in fatigues who a month ago were on the couch, who now are joining this sort of a paramilitary, roaming the streets, snatching children.

Do you believe it's all the same still? But how about this? You believe Kamala is the same. No, how about this? No, no, no, no. You guys, you guys have to have nuance. And I know the internet is not a place for nuance. But you got to have nuance.

Okay. The whole American system can be bad. Right? At the federal level, the Democrats and the Republicans and how their gamesmanship to stay in office and bankroll things to be in office and the games they play to get things done can be bad.

That can be bad. Yeah. What we're seeing now is worse. It's not the same. Oh, you can, but no, I'm just changing the language. I'm not trying to make sure we're language, but I'm just, no, I'm just trying to make sure that we're saying one thing isn't good and one thing is bad.

Would you like the dry chicken? Would you like the dry chicken or would you like the horse manure? I'll know with the dry chicken Right Why is that hard? Dry chicken is bad Horse manure is worse I'm just trying to make sure

We are having a clear And Rassan made a great point too He wrote they will say Obama deported people too That is the right wing talking point That they continue to No no no People go away

But it's important It's important Because all presidents Deport people Yes It's the how It's due process That's the difference

Due process And the Obama administration did their best to not separate families. I'm not saying they're perfect. I'm not going to sit here and say yes, yes, yes. You know what I mean? But not what's happening right now, guys. Well, Laura, I don't even know. I can't even pretend

to get in the details of how it was done under Obama. But what I can say is this. They're just going through cities and terrorizing people. They're not even all, quote, unquote, illegal. Yo, yesterday we were

an American citizen, a kid who was picked up at work in the parking lot. They threw him in a car and drove eight miles down the road. And when they figured out he was an American citizen, just dumped him out on the road. And he walked back to work crying. It's on video. So this isn't even related. And the craziest thing is.

And they mentioned this in the New York Times interview with Trump. They really have gotten, unlike the first time, they really have gotten the border crossings number, like extremely low, right? They really, they supposedly actually shut down the border. Yeah. So if you've shut down the border properly, why to go terrorize people? Because they want to. Yes.

Remigration. Remigration, Rosenberg. They want to whiten the United States of America. Black and brown people are about to outnumber the whites. They want remigration. They want these people out of here because they, do not want us the black and brown to outnumber the whites. That's what and now that's the real subversy piece of what people voted for when you talk

about supporting white supremacy, fascism, Nazism. And that's Stephen Miller. That's the real Stephen Miller of it too. And these dog whistles that I just showed you a minute ago that we was giggling about all of this is tied to getting white power back. And don't forget, Elon Musk is up there retweeting all of this. He's yes, 100%. Meanwhile, white people are under attack.

By the way, white people are under attack and they still own or still control all the power positions in corporate America in the government. Any power structure is controlled by white people in the United States of America. And this is how they're acting. Right. Ever since they captured Maduro, now they're like, all right, well, he's gone. All the Venezuelans can go back to their country. it's literally a reason to just continue

continue and in that Trump New York Times article guys we I don't even know if we really touched on this where he said that civil rights led to white people being treated very badly I don't know if you guys saw that no but that quote sounds so him they also did ask him does he want the country to be whiter and he was like no

and they're like well because you're only letting in you don't it seems that you only want to let in like white South Africans. And he just blew past it. He said, no, I don't know. He's not going to say that. Why can't they represent for what they want? Because, man, everything's got to be

underhanded. They're not going to be overt about everything. You plagued yourself. Now, we've done enough for that. We got to be really run down. We've got to get to the rundown. Rosenberg, do you have your production pieces ready for

the rundown? Let's go P. Oh, oh, the rundown. Real quick, I was going to do something else first. Shout out to Tina Chrissy. Hey. Are you guys doing the dance? Hit the dance music.

Yes. You know what? I can't hit everything at once. It's too much going on. Do the dance. You guys are up here, shimmying for the, for the super fans. Dancing for money. Do the dance.

Hey, Tina Chrissy. Wait, Laura, that's, Laura. Your dance is too good. They're going to tip extra for that. The finger. You had the finger. You had your tongue out. You got to chill out, bro.

You try to get extras. Wait, she stuck her tongue out? Her tongue was out a little bit. She was doing this, trying to look all seductive. Wow, Laura. Wow. I didn't peg you as that. Only fan style's getting cracked.

Ebro, you want to see this money ring off. Yeah. This is crazy, bro. Oh, shut up. All right. Now, it's the rundown with Laura Stiles on Ebro, Laura Rosenberg. All right, guys. Well, sorry to start off with very sad news, but we have to talk about it, man.

Rest in peace to John Forte. So this news, oh, so sad. So he died suddenly in his home in Massachusetts. Now, I've been doing some digging, and they did say that police discovered him in his kitchen, pronounced dead at the scene when Ferd's response was arrived. But right now, that's all we know right now. That's all we know right now. But this is very sad.

Rosenberg, I saw you. you post a dope photo. I hadn't seen that photo in a long time on your Instagram. DMX, John Forte-Pun, most deaf. And I didn't see the photo in so long. Yeah, man. So that's really sad, man. I don't know, I, bro, you're, you're, you're close to to that, that family. Yeah, I spoke to some people on that side and, and same, they had no, they had no idea. They don't know what happened. Um, John, it was a, somebody is a friend in the business. Every time I saw him. He's just a light, shining light, positive dude. He was a part of dope records. Said dope, always had dope verses. You know what I'm saying? Like he was one of them

guys that had something to say. And yeah, man, gone too soon. Rest of peace, John Forte, man. Yeah. That, um, interesting, interesting dude. Amazing life went away for a long time, started rapping, got caught up in the game, did like 12 years or whatever it was, came back, got to his life together, kept making music, started a family. Yeah, and just that guy who, you know, on records really jumped out. You know what I mean? He had a great voice. Yeah, his moments on records really stood out, man.

I was, the song that I put as the background song on the picture that I posted on Rosenberg radio is his, uh, is the single he had called They Got Me with Fat Joe from his album. That was fire. But he had that flashed the message appropriate to, for white. British Wednesday. He remember when he sampled, 99 luffed balloons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he had the big spot on we're trying to stay a lot.

Yeah. Yeah. He had the big moment there. John Forte, shattered him out, jumped in, hit his verse. Like, yeah, rest of peace, man. That was really sad to see. At some point, at some point, there's going to have to be a documentary on how real the Fugis and the refugee camp all stars actually are.

Like, in the streets real. No, literally too real. I don't think people really know, bro. No, no idea. It's so bananas, bro. Like, you got a lot of rappers that talk greasy. And this is the interesting thing for me, right? There's a lot of rappers that talk about how street they are

and what they're going to do and da-da-da-da. The Fugis were the most community-uplifting, cultural, trying to make great music individuals while actually also being too close to the streets too often. One day. Literally when keeping it real goes wrong. No, it's crazy. Yes.

Anyway, other things that are been the topic of conversation. You know, we all love Kaisanat. I think Kaisanat is such a great kid. But this video right here had a lot of people talking. Check this out. I know at times,

usually I'm able to usually I'm able to handle a lot of stuff by myself and find ways through it. But I just needed some advice on just pursuing life and goals that I have to,

like, how to find the confidence and the real commitment to pursue them. Because usually at the times I've achieved so much and I've been able to knock down goals I always wanted to do in my mindset in my head. It's just like a lot of self-doubt. I'm not even depressed.

I'm not, not sad. It's just for some reason I'm having like a lot of self-doubt because it's out of fear of stepping back from what I'm primarily known for, which is constant creation and pursuing an another goal. One thing I went to ask you is like, how do you at times get over self-doubt or or voices in your head saying that it's over? Voices in your head saying you might not be able to do it. Well, first things first, you cannot let your mental take over. Some people are strong. Some people are weak.

When the voices in your head start coming, it's... So it goes on and on, but that's Kaistanat and his mother. And right now, Kaistanat, yes, Kaisanat has been opening up about his mental health struggles. And, you know, he's just being vulnerable and telling the world, like, you know, he went through... I mean, he's young. He just went through a public breakup, but also him trying new things, him being insecure. So people were just giving him a lot of love for being so vulnerable and being open about what he's going through. Which he should be a guest on your new podcast, Rosenberg.

That's right. You know, give back. Oh, you mean my, my future podcast? You know what? You got a few mil. Turn on some money, brunt on some money, brunt. I think he's a podcast. What?

What are you talking about? Anyway. Anyway, is self-doubt tied to mental health? I think so. Is that the kind of thing? I think so, yes. What do you mean? Is it tied to mental health?

Well, no, I didn't know. I'm seriously asking, trying to learn. Like, because you have self-doubt or you're, you know, unsure of something you're doing or about to do or want to do or whatever, is that under the umbrella of a mental health? I think all things that affect you mentally that are challenging are in the. or in the category of mental health to some degree. I mean, it's not run to a mental hospital and get help from someone, but I think it's all tied in there. Well, the reason I'm asking is because you hear this term mental health all the time

and people don't really know what it is, right, or what it isn't, or what's severe, because it's a spectrum. Basically, I just heard you guys say it's a spectrum. Everything that's going on in your head and your mind is somehow tied to the health of your mental, mental health. but a lot of times people categorize it as something that is. Well, they can't pay attention. They can't pay.

It's hard for people to figure out exactly what mental health is because it essentially got used as a grift for people to try to pretend to relate to people. But yes. So it's important to understand because I have self-doubt every day, every single day. Right. But I've never processed it as a mental health issue, right? It's just I process it as a normal human thing that you doubt, yourself and because you're not sure if something's going to work out, but you go through with it and

hopefully it works and sometimes it doesn't. Can I tell you the truth? That's because that is completely normal and so was that clip and why did people on the internet care about that? I think it's because Kaistan, that is so young. And usually when people talk about mental health, you're you see it in older conversations, Rosenberg. He's so young talking to his mom having a healthy relationship. Oh, just saying I have something you see, you know what I mean? Okay, but no, to Ebro's point, saying I have self-doubt, just see, it does. seem like such a rudimentary. Well, but the reason I'm pointing it out is because a lot of people

Kaasanaat's age and probably younger, right? Especially if you're talking about 14 and 15 year olds that look up to a Kaysanat who are having self-doubt, right? They might, it might manifest itself in depression, right? Where they're afraid to, man, hang out with friends, make friends, ask somebody out on a date, get a job, pursue a career, you know, whatever, where it's debilitating, that self-doubt because they haven't been taught how to manage it, become something that impedes, literally physically impedes them from moving forward.

That makes sense. And it grows, you know what I mean? And it's also him showing just being open with his mother. So that's another thing too. People are too cool to do certain things. So he was very open about it. I love that. I love what Kaisanaat's become on the internet and how popular it is.

I love I show speed and what he's been showing. I mean, period. I think he's entertaining. But also just his truth. trip through Africa and like showing. The trip through Africa has won me over on IJK. I never really, I never really have much interest before, but this has been really cool to watch.

The clips that I see. Speaking of internet drama, Juski is being accused of playing with God. Oh, God. God. No, literally he is playing with God, but that's why it's funny. All right, so his viral parody of him flying through the sky as a preacher with his, I don't know, with his drip.

had people say like, why did he do this? But I'm like, guys, he's not playing the God. He's joking about preachers and this is something that really happens. Now, Ibro, what is the name of that preacher that you said? I have no idea. This has to be him because there's videos out there of real preachers flying through the megachurch. Yo, it's the video is hilarious. It's so funny.

This is a, whoever could be mad about this is a frigging loser. I don't even have, I have no time for it. Well, first of all, you. Two things can be true. Yes, they can be a loser. But also, they're just super religious individuals who don't like jokes about religion or God or make sure. It's not a joke about religion.

Or God. Or God. It's a joke about how there are people who mock your religion and take money from people. Run the video of the preacher that Drusky might have been pulling from. The sky is cracked and Jesus Christ comes again. and every eye will see him when he come again. So here's our questions for you this morning, brothers and sisters.

The simple question is this right here, are you ready? Are you ready for his return? Amen. All right. Hey, amen. Are you ready for his return? Brothers and sisters, are you? you read it today for the return of the Lord Jesus Christ?

Oh. The reason I wanted to play that full clip is, oh, my God. It's because I wanted people to see that even the, and I think that's what Drewski was pulling from, we're going to play Drusky. Even that church realized that that was funny. Like it was not to be taken serious, right?

And if you don't go to a black church, You've never been in a black church or any of the. There are things that happen that are ridiculous and meant for entertainment. Well, it's also not just black churches. This is a joke also about super churches. And, well, yeah, but I was just saying on the guy floating through the sky. He wasn't taking himself serious. No, I hope not.

It's embarrassing either way. And now the Drewskiy part. I'm going to have Wanda stand up here. Wanda, please. Wanda told us earlier this month that she cannot have a baby anymore. So I impregnated her with the Word of God. I'm going to impregnate everyone with the Word of God. You're going to get pregnant with the Word of God.

You're going to get pregnant with the Word of God. You're going to get pregnant with the Word of God. I had somebody in the congregation that asked why I'm wearing Christian Dior and Christian Lupiton. Because I'm a Christian and I walk in the blood of Jesus. Give them to praise. I'm a Christian first. And I walk in the blood of Jesus. Give him some praise.

Now, by the way, two things can be true. It is hilarious to me. But the verbiage he's using up there could be offensive to people who that's their belief system. Walking the blood of Christ, you know, the word of God. Like, these things people take serious. The word, I understand why if you are uber religious, the words, even being said are too much for you. I get it.

And to which I would say secular humor is probably not for you, ma'am or sir. But the concept, and I, why do people who are religious not have faith that God could get a joke? You don't think God can understand that he's actually mocking the people who have these super churches and rip people off? No, no, no, and I got news for you. I got news for you. If you're really that religious, why are you on the Graham all day? Why are you on the Graham all day on the Shade Room? Why are you not religious?

Why are you all in all this mess? Why do you even know who Druski is if you're really that religious? Hit yourself with the button. Yeah, it's, come on. That's crazy. Yes, Rassan, the red bottoms for the blood of Jesus is, for the blood of Jesus took me out. I was so much. Be careful.

You're Muslim, so you can't be laughing at that. Don't be laughing at other people. All right. Oh, my God. I'll be laughing at other people's stuff. You wouldn't like if they was laughing at your stuff. But listen, religious people being easily offended at a joke, This is not news, folks.

That's called every time. That's what it's supposed. That's literally how you know it's a good joke. The way you know it's a good joke about religion is when the religious people get mad. Well, look, Laura Stiles, do you have anything messy, spicy for the lowdown? All right, really quickly. Hey, hang on. Let's get all the way down, the lowdown with Laura Stiles.

Oh, yeah. Speaking of playing with God, we go to hell. All the way to hell, baby. Come on down. All right. Well, listen, this happened. So did you guys know that Chris Brown had filed a $500 million lawsuit against Warner Brothers discovery for spreading falsehoods? Because in 2024, they put out that documentary, Chris Brown, a history of violence, which, you know, examine all the allegations, all the domestic and sexual violence that has been reported, has been tied to Chris Brown.

So he hit them with that crazy lawsuit. The judge dismissed the whole thing. he said that the documentary fairly represented the information. He said the court has personally viewed the entire documentary and found it to be fair and a true report. So yeah, Chris Brown is not successful when he came to this one. Damn it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But that's it for the lowdown, guys. Oh, we didn't go that low. A little low. A little low. That wasn't that bad, Lord. A little bit. That wasn't even in hell. When's the last time you checked in on the BNN, the BBC, the, the, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, Buccino. News Network. Two days ago. Damn. I'll check in again. Not even talking to your people, man. I'll check it again. All right, Rosenberg.

It's time for the OG. Send an email. The original gurus at Gmail. If you want to talk to the original gurus, the garulure. Breathe in, breathe out. The original gurus at gmail.com. Rosenberg, who's out there?

Who needs us? Who's writing to us? Zen, zen, zen, zen, zen, zen, zen, zen. The original gurus at Gmail.com. The original gurus at gmail.com. Send your emails today. Big shout out to

everyone who's been sending them. I appreciate it. We've heard from so many people. Almost too many. By so many you mean like three or four? No, way more than that. Way more than that. Shell, Ebro. No, honestly. Earned the sage.

Cleanse the energy. Honestly, a whole lot of people. Keep the emails coming, though. It's great to have options. Because you know some of these joints are long, and I look at it and go, nope, I'll lose Laura. I'll lose Ebro. Johnny would have been the only one paying attention. He's not here. Nah, man, you won't lose me, man. I'm a news-certified guru.

So you're not going to fade? Nope. I'd hear a liar button's too far. Hey, gurus. I'm a 34-year-old female. I've been single for five years. After all that time, I needed to rediscover what I like, need, want, and thought. dating apps would be a good idea.

Well, one thing led to another. And your girl developed a roster. Oh, okay. Parentheses, nothing sexual, by the way. Oh, that's not a roster. It's called a roster of friends. It was really fun for a while, but now it's complicated. I started having feelings for two of them.

The first guy, I didn't meet on an app. We reconnected after about 10 years. We were just friends back then, but realized we have so much more in common and our lives would mesh together perfectly. The second guy is long distance, but we face time almost every day. He has a five-year-old son

who's around every other weekend, and I've gotten to know him too. He calls me his dad's, quote, future wife. He even sends me voice notes that it's just the sweetest thing. Less than a week ago, guy number one surprised me with a weekend getaway.

We had an amazing time. Kissed for the first... Wait, kissed for the first time, and we had sex on the long. last night. I knew y'all was stooping. Oh yeah. Come on down to hell, baby. You're acting like a hole. Calm down, devil.

Now I'm in a tough spot because my feelings are much deeper for him. I want to focus only on him now that things are physical. It won't be easy cutting off guy number two. I know it'll crush him and his son, so I feel horrible. Any advice? More specifically, should I be honest about the other guy? or blame it on the distance, which has always been a huge factor too.

Thanks in advance. I love you all so much. For a little context, I met the long distance guy four times over the last three months. I never met his son, but he talks about it often. I also quote, met his mom and sister over FaceTime. Oh, God. You went in. I'm tempted to hit the button here, but no, I'm not going to.

Why? I mean, I think a little button is deserving. No, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. No, necessarily. Like, hold on, hold on, hold on. You met the mom, the sister? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is a long-distance virtual relationship that she, because she met people over there virtually, never face-to-face, that she feels obligated to inform him because she got, she met.

It has to. They talk every day. Yeah. I mean, Iber, even though it's over FaceTime, met the mom has met the son over FaceTime. It's a lot. She went in. This is where the guru, this is where Ibro being a guru conflict with him being an old man.

No, no, no, I was just trying to understand, man. Why are you always trying to bully me and attack me? Because it sounded like knowing your history and the guru, it sounds like the follow-up's going to be something saying that they're an idiot or there's something wrong with them. That doesn't sound like it. Well, no. I thought it was coming.

No, no, that's not where I was going, man. What is this? Roger Zapp. That's where it sounded like me was going. That's not where I was going, actually. That's not where I was going. Because, yes, you have to do something. and they talk every day. Well, she wants to focus on the one guy

that she's having sex with. Which makes sense. Yes. All right, fine. But it doesn't sound like she was as close to the guy she's having sex with. He's just geographically closer. She's actually closer,

like literally wants to communicate more with the other guy. It was really what I was trying to... But now she... But here's the overall thing. I'm surprised Ebro didn't say sooner. This is the real thing. You sound.

12, man. The whole thing sound like, like this is all dating looks like. It's complicated. You meet different people and then you might be like, oh, I like this person for this, but now I had sex with this person. I'm going to have to talk. This is what adulting looks like.

And just because you had sex, are you sure that you're really now into that person? That's where I was going. Yeah, or are you just hot off of you got to have some sex? And now you need to go burn the whole thing down. He's going to tell his kid. He's going to tell him. this mom or the whole thing to the ground,

you might have sex three more times, but like, you know what, I'm good. Or that person might be like, they're good with you. You don't know. That's what I'm saying. Or she could take a flight to wherever the long-distance short he's at and have sex with him and be like,

oh my God, that was terrible. I don't like him. Our physical, you know, chemistry is not great. Laura's giving you insight on how you really need to move on. I like what Laura said. Do it with everybody, baby. That's right. Fly on over there, test that other thing.

You know what I'm saying? Take a test drive. Either way, you do have to make a decision, though. You're going to have to make a decision. Here's the thing. It is way, this is the part that sounds 12. I know you kissed the guy and you had sex and you guys have been chatting. Y'all didn't just sign paperwork to be together.

Maybe you want to be able to continue to see him and live your life. So is it possible in that for the sake of honesty, you tell Homeboy who lives wherever, I hey I want to keep it real with you I know this may be hard but we're a long distance and I've been single for a while I am talking to someone else Now he may

Well listen If you want to be honest Ibril wouldn't you agree that would be the most grown up thing I'm talking to other people too I know you don't like I know that may be hard but I am But I still like talking to you I want to feel things out and see what or you have I think what you're saying is facts Rosenberg

And also We don't even know what the I guess the understanding is between her and the long distance boo and what made them what would because this is where I am old

what would make you introduce somebody that you only know over the phone to your child and your mom and your family listen I can say this I can speak from experience on this I have had long distance friendships

that have a undertones that are very intense. Okay, that's fair. Not the undertones are intense. The relationship is intense. Like the, I had an old friend who I still care for deeply to this day. I haven't talked to her mad long, but I loved her. She was a real friend, real friend for years and years. And we, and all of that stuff happened.

It just never, because I wasn't 12, and I was in my early 20s, whatever I was at the time, I never allowed it to become like, were committed in some relationship. We were aware of what it was. Like, we cared for each other. We don't know what they're understanding. I know. It sounds like that they went to some next step.

But I talked to her son. I knew people in her life. But I never, we never committed in it. No computer love. It was what I'm saying. Yeah, it wasn't spoken. No, what their understanding is. Was it just, hey, this is my friend.

Yo, we talk all the time. Oh, this is my son. No, and obviously it's not that because the kids call her future wife. Exactly. There you go, Rosenberg. Laura, full circle to the beginning. You know what? I got to give it to you when you're right, you're right.

Congratulations. You play yourself. That part's rough. You're going to have to make a decision because you can't keep stringing these people along. You have to. Well, the one thing I disagree with you, Laura, about is I don't know what the decision is. I think the decision is to tell the truth. The guy will probably make the decision for you and be mad and not want to talk you anymore.

I'm with you. I just don't think she's going to do it. Well, listen, we don't want to underestimate her. She asks for advice. the advice and we agree is tell them the truth. Tell them the truth or get to ho and like Laura Stiles suggests. Going up to a test the D. You know what I'm saying?

Don't tell him nothing. Ride that pony. You know what I'm saying? See if it's a fit. And you also have to think about like if it works out, are you going to move? Are you ready to do that? Because his family is over there. His son is over there.

He's not moving to you. That's true too. So what's the plan? Yeah, I think no matter how you cut it. Hold on you know, let me get my tour. A voice. I think that no matter how you could it, you need to have honest conversation. Time for an honest conversation. Or see if that stick is manual or automatic. All right. You know what? This is not guru talk. Go have some real talk.

Wrap this up, man. Yes, yes. Have some real talk. Make a decision. And listen, I would love an update and see what went down. So, yes, write us back. Good luck. So say the gurus. Shout out to Sad Kathy, by the way. Also in the. the super chat. I got a shout out Basin with B.C. who's in the chat talking nonstop. You know what I'm saying?

You guys go with the super chats. I'm going with the regular. CM William. Don't try to be man of the people. You guys only trying to go with people. Such a fraud. Yo, dude, you guys just want to do the dance for the money, man.

CM Williams. Shout to Shasha. Shasha. Chapin. Jay Davis. Xavier Hill. Pamela, everyone who came through, man. Love you guys.

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Well, I think that's when we got planned. So first, first, we owe you guys a merch update. So if you're one of the super fans, there's people who want a merch update. So maybe we need to give you guys an episode. so that's specifically about merch update. Yes. Because Laura Stiles is the merch manager of the show. There you go.

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