The Ebro, Laura, Rosenberg Show - 164.) FOTS Fridays: The Legend Of Cousin Noonie (8/14/26)
Episode Date: August 14, 2026Today on Ebro, Laura, and Rosenberg - with Rosenberg on vacation, Ebro starts of the show with a WILD story about his cousin Noonie and what he remembers from his family member after his passing, he j...umps into a heartwarming father-son story, FOTs talk their ish, ENVSN Fest Recap and so much more! (8/13/26) Hear more of the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/ELRShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The Ebro-Lora Rosenberg Show.
Yo, thanks for locking in Friday, man.
We're here ELR.
Rosenberg will be back Monday.
I think thanks to Jasmine and the Jasmine van,
Rob Markman, Vic Mincer this week.
Make sure you get that new Patreon.
We'll actually be behind the paywall
and probably about 20.
We like to hop on here and connect with y'all.
Remember, Ebro, Laura Rosenberg at Gmail.
Send us an email.
We want you in on the family.
Fridays, man.
We want you in here so we can, you know, shout you out.
We miss you.
Yeah, man.
Shout to Jay Miller.
I'm going to get into your email after we get into the Patreon.
Y'all lock in for that.
And you also had a lot of people praising you showed up to the Envision Fest.
We're going to read those emails.
Yes, yes, yes.
We'll come back on.
Also, Family Friday in the emails.
That all happened in about 20 minutes.
If you join us over on Patreon, we'll be there shortly after.
but I was just looking at an Instagram page of someone I know.
Okay.
And I had an idea that everybody was like, no, we can't do that on the show.
And I want y'all to decide.
The idea is, it's like, what the fuck happened to my friend?
Where you have friends, people in your life, family too.
What's the family is family Friday?
What the fuck happened to my family?
And these are people you still care about today.
But they're doing some weird, oh shit, bro.
No, I don't know if I like this because you still care about them.
You still love them.
But I know they're doing some weird ish out there, but are you going to just put them on blast?
No, no.
I mean, maybe they will.
I'm not going to put this person on blast.
Okay.
So we're not going to do anything.
No, no, but the person was talking about how.
And by the way, I think there's some validity to this.
Me personally, right?
I think there is validity to energy, energy transfer.
You seeing things in the world like, yo, I saw this thing.
or like people in my life that, you know, they'll see the clock will turn a different number, right?
Like different numbers represent things to them.
Yes.
Right.
1111 or, you know, dates where loved ones may be like you lost a loved one and you see the number on the clock
and people are like, yo, I feel like that person is speaking to me, right?
If that's what you believe, like I'm for that, right?
Because truth be told, whether you believe it's that person, that energy is speaking to you,
or that number just made you think of that person.
Sure.
However you want to term it is completely cool.
Yeah.
And I think completely normal.
Yeah.
And I think we all have stories like that.
I have one.
Would you guys like me to share it?
I'm scared, but okay.
All right.
So my cousin Noonie, okay.
My cousin Noonie, I think, went to jail and rest in peace to my cousin Noonie.
All right.
He went to jail, I believe, when I was like six years old.
Okay.
Right.
He just got out.
He might have got out when I was 40, bro.
So, like, he, I'm 51, so he might have been home for, like, the last 10 years.
And he just passed away this week.
He had a cardiac situation.
He just, and I just got word that he passed away.
I'm sorry.
So rest and peace to Cousin Noonie.
And shout to my family.
And everybody affected by it.
I hadn't really kept close with Cousin No.
Nooney, right? Remember, I was five years old last time I saw him. I moved away, boom, Bob Bing.
He had my number eight, texts me the other week about a passing of his, another one of my cousins, but he had texts me and, you know, whatever.
So rest and piece of cousin Noon. Cousin No. Cousin No. Was the person who taught me how to wipe my ass good.
Okay.
Random fact.
Very important. But when you're a kid and you're not wiping your ass good.
You would hope that you have a family member that's like, yo, bro, you're not wiping your ass good.
Let me show you how it's done.
Yes.
That was cousin Nune.
Okay.
Fine.
I found out that cousin Nunei passed this week via text when I was sitting on the shitter.
Oh, God, Ebro.
The universe was aligned, guys.
That's all I'm saying.
Why are you so stupid?
I can.
No?
No, that's not synchronicity.
That's not a syncret.
No.
Lou, that's not synchronicity.
No.
No.
No.
Yes, it was a coincidence.
Every day.
Don't always get a text about the cousin who taught me how to wipe my ass while I'm sitting on the shitter though.
No.
It meant a lot.
It was cousin Noon.
It reached out.
From the beyond
From the shit
From the beyond
Parallel universe shit
You know what I'm saying
Yo, that's the multiverse of shit
All right
No, nobody likes the story
I mean, listen, I understand
where you were trying to go
I get it, I get it
So no, I shared this story
With my wife there, but night
I was like, yo, babe, TMI
I got a story to tell
Because she's definitely into like, yo,
the number on the
clock make a wish da da da da she was like oh my god that's so special
ha ha ha ha ha she's really nice no she was touched by the story
yo y'all some pieces of shit see i'm sharing my innermost universal
synchronisticity's with y'all and you ain't fucking with my story i don't like it
wait so every time you think of cousin nune you think of shit no no no it's more
important cleaning your ass and wiping your ass good
It's way more important than taking shit.
Cleanliness.
Cleaning.
Hygiene.
Hygiene, okay.
All right.
I mean, rest in peace, cousin Nune.
That's right.
Something very valuable.
That's right.
What a tribute.
And to all the people out there who, you know, symbols and alignments mean something to them.
I mean, I'm kind of.
You're in that zone.
You sleep under the nets and all of this with the,
feathers attached to the wall.
The nets?
It's a dream catcher.
Nah.
Yeah, Laura got like 20 nets.
Do not.
Catching spirits with feathers and bells.
Not, I do not.
And chicken feet.
I do not.
How did we get here?
And you got the stones on the thing.
I do have the stones.
Listen, y'all could get up here and make fun of people because they're on the gram doing a spiritual stone, stonal quasar, lasers.
But everybody, yo, my mom used to have the stones.
Yes.
My mom had to come on.
My mom would come in.
house and give you some sort of ruby quartz something and put this yeah there you go and be like put it in
your pocket for good vibes the ancestors bad i'm with that it's just like some people just take it to
another level where i'm like all right but there's levels and some of those levels made a right turn
and i don't even know i'll tell you what my level cousin noni was talking to me from beyond
you know what i mean yo speaking of family so this is a piece of the show we we enjoy doing every week
because this is like the what we missed piece of the week.
And I've,
we used to do a thing pretty consistently.
It was Ebro's Algo.
So I would just send in the stuff that's popping up on my algorithm.
And I have to apologize to all of y'all.
I have not been consistent.
For no other reason that it's just like some of it's redundant.
It's always politics and shit.
And we cover that a lot.
So it's like, am I really going to keep sending this stuff in?
But my algorithm has really been.
locked in on this story right here you got the first video Rassan go ahead
let me see let me see it let me see my truck yes yes car car
daddy yes yes yes the buss whee daddy yes yes the bridge yes the bridge
Oh they, that's a river.
Yes, that's a river.
Daddy, what is sending?
Yes, the birds are singing.
Here, you're quiet, are you sleeping?
Daddy, yes.
Bird, oh yes, bird.
Porsche.
Yeah.
Wow.
Daddy.
Yes?
Wee...
Daddy.
Yes?
One baby bicycle.
You want baby a bicycle?
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, I cry every time.
Now, and by the way, that's the culmination of a bunch of, obviously a bunch of different moments that have been on his Instagram page, like he said, for the last six months.
The boy is two years old, bro.
That is so cute.
The boy, the boy is only like two, two and a half years old.
I'm trying to find him on my gram.
I want to shout out his Instagram page.
I think his name is Dejy is his name.
Let me see.
Oh, because that's his bonding, you know, his.
bonding experience with his son.
Yeah, for sure.
That was sweet.
Now he's like, I'm on my own bike.
Well, and the internet aunties and everybody that has bonded and connected with the son and his father and son.
You got the next video.
So apparently we are all in agreement that the little boy does not need his own baby bike.
100% 10 out of 10 do not recommend negative 10 out of 10.
Do not recommend. Do not give him his own baby bike.
We have to keep the content of him riding the bike with his dad-da.
Duddy. Water.
Dutty.
No baby bike.
No baby bike.
No baby bike.
He don't need one.
Not yet.
Hey man.
I think you should put the baby seat back on the bike.
You should put the baby seat back on the bike.
He wants a few more months.
Please put the baby seat back on the bike.
Bro, like, please put the baby seat back on the bike.
Yeah.
Does everybody else agree that that wee boy that goes out and bike rides with his dad
does not need a baby bike?
In fact, I think that we need to collectively agree
that baby bikes are now banned in Scotland.
They're so down.
They're so down.
Because that wee boy needs to stay on his dad's bike
until he's 10 years old.
Until he's 10?
No, man, I love people, man.
That is so good.
Did y'all hear about that explosion at the baby bike factory?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Could someone let that dad in Scotland know that unfortunately, like, the baby bike factory,
it blew up.
I was there.
I just happened to be there.
And, you know, I had nothing to do with it.
But, you know, I just happened to be walking by and then boom, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I heard that because the baby bike factory blew up,
there will be no more baby bikes for like ever they just said well we're just not going to
make baby bikes you know so um y'all's babies don't have to just keep riding with you okay yeah
damn it's really tragic what happened to that baby bike factory it was actually really scary like
i'm joking up a little bit because it was so dramatic for me yeah so um it's just really tragic but
But, you know, they were already recalled.
It keeps going.
Yes.
Those affected people.
I'm like scarra's all over her face.
Now, Rassan, you got the clip with his dad.
I mean, he's, and by then, I found his Instagram, too, man, on my, on my thing.
His name is Dim.
Hello, Dimeji.
Is his name.
He's out in Edinburgh.
Let's see, let's see, Dad, Roo.
quick. This is on? Okay. It's been brought to my attention that most baby bicycle factories
have been burnt down and those that are still standing have stopped production entirely.
The internet aunties, uncles and self-appointed grandparents are in mourning, millions of arts
broken and I have reviewed the situation carefully I have consulted the data and I've also
considered my options so he's gonna build the baby bicycle right go dad go now obviously I'm partial
to this as a dad second I got a toddler too and third I like riding bikes yeah and it's just
wholesome content bro nah that's been on my I'll go all week I love that last week too yeah
Yes, those just wholesome content.
You've never seen this story at all.
No.
The only one, and I didn't send you guys the video,
but the only one that has been capturing me is the,
there's the trend where, like, mothers are reading to their sons or daughters
unto a child, like, while they are the best child in the world to them.
So it's just like, you know, my son is handsome and kind and loving,
and you see them like, their eyes just start to, like, shake and water.
The child.
The child.
Oh, that's beautiful.
That's the one that's been getting me.
I'm watching it.
I'm like, oh, my God, this is so sweet.
You know what?
No, I have not.
This is the first time me watching the bike.
And now I'm in.
I love that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love that.
Shout to that father, son.
They got sponsors.
His page is popping, too.
That's fire.
He's not a game.
Hello, DeMessi.
If y'all want to follow along and see what happens next with the baby bicycle.
I love it.
I'm all into it.
If you're looking for music out there,
this weekend shout to Buster Rhyms.
He got the J. Diller record
that just dropped. There's going to be a full album
with that as well. The diligence album.
Yeah, the diligence project. So shout to
our friend Buster Rhymes.
And then on the Versus thing,
something else we missed all week
was the Donnell Jones
Joe, because that got confirmed.
We actually know we talked about it.
I didn't want to get involved
in the release of the details.
Right, right, right.
But Versus has confirmed.
My name is Joe, the biggest album that I've ever had, selling over 3 million copies.
You are now listening to Versus Radio.
I feel, like, in my opinion, where I want to be, has to be ranked, one of the greatest Army songs.
It has to be in that top ten.
Up next is Donnell Jones versus Joe.
Okay.
Very dope.
Very dope.
And look, man, I, you know, I'm a, I'm a R&B music fan.
Probably more than I'm a hip-hop fan.
I'm gonna keep it real.
Like, I listen to much more R&B, probably, than I listen to hip-hop.
And R&B is kind of like the base of my love for music.
Everything for me kind of starts with R&B melodies and all of that,
and then it dovetails into hip-hop or back towards jazz or, you know,
a classic soul and these other things.
from back in the day.
But though that this,
remember tanking Tyrese,
people at the time was like,
oh, okay, tanking Tyrese, uh,
but real R&B fans knew what time it was.
Correct.
I'm seeing the same thing with this.
Yeah.
If you're not from that R&B
and you don't know the value of these records,
fine.
You're going to learn at verses on August 20th
on Apple Music.
And y'all make sure y'all tune in the Apple Music
will be from our LA studio.
out in LA
You know
We have our radio studios out there
Nadeska
Estelle, Nick, Eddie
The whole family will be out there
Swizz usually pops up
Timbo might slide through
Shout to the whole versus team
The whole Apple music team
But yeah we have a good time
Man we're versus so it's dope
That's gonna be fun
I'm looking forward to this one
Anything else we need to get to Laura Stiles
Before we jump over to the Patreon
No
Wait what happened
You got a microphone with sign
I was going to say if you guys want to hit the Lakers.
What happened with the Lakers?
Sold by Kushner's owner.
Cushner and Bob Iger bought the Lakers for $12 billion.
So Bob Iger, former Disney, along with the Cushners.
Yep.
They own the Lakers.
Yep.
Yep.
A record $12.5 billion.
So I was raised a Laker fan.
This is now.
But then it's like what Dolan is Trump.
Yeah
I mean they're billionaires
What do you expect
I mean I know
There's some
I don't know
Is there some decent ones
Who owns the Sixers
Who knows
Who am I rooting for this year
I know
I'll tell you the one thing
I am excited about though
The opening the opening day
For the NBA
Is Nick Sixers at the garden
Spurs OKC
That'll be the late game
Nick Sixers is
730 Eastern game, but they have a 3 o'clock game on opening day, which is a Tuesday in October,
which is interesting because the NBA is clearly like, yo, we're going to give you this daytime
game like baseball does, and y'all going to get on these apps and on your phones while you're at
work and watch these games.
Oh, yeah.
And take over probably by MSG right there.
I'm sure it's going to be a watch party, right?
For sure, for sure, for sure.
Well, they think they'll do the watch party right.
Right in front of MSG like last time?
I think so.
Or like the like the playoffs and all that?
LeBron in town, Philly, New York.
That's how you do it.
The NBA knows what they're doing.
Wait, Amadi Mendez is here.
What would you like to say?
The Sixers owner is.
There we go.
There we go. Yeah.
Not, well, part of the ownership.
Part of the ownership.
Part of the ownership.
Yeah.
The business partners are like.
Partisan donations.
Okay.
Bipartisan.
So they're billionaires.
support everybody yes the same guy who are also partially owns the commanders partially oh
yeah devils and the new jersey devils commanders and sixers sounds way better than what's happening
with the lakers yeah and y'all saw how trump was in the building with the nix but yo shout to the nix
fans man listen y'all held the line got a chip and now we're almost back to a new season so big up to y'all
Meet us over on Patreon right now.
We put that show together so you can join us for Family Friday.
Check out some vids and all that.
And we'll see y'all right over there right now.
All right.
Oh, yeah, this is behind the paywall.
Yes.
This is the pre-recorded behind the paywall.
Wait, what now?
So they can on hear your sing.
Tell me what you.
Tell me.
It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news.
on the newspaper page and love and tradition of the grand design some people say it's even harder to find inside this jizzle because all I see is a tower of dreams
remember he bro laura rozenberg at gmail you want to get get it popping with us i want to shout out jay miller um from augusta g a hit me up or hit us up because he's talking about when he turned 45
got his first colonoscopy.
Okay.
And he's yelling at me basically
for procrastinating on my colonoscopy.
He's heard me mention it a few times.
I still haven't gotten it done.
Stop putting these things off.
He says that his grandfather died from stomach cancer.
Mom told him to ask for an endoscopy too.
The doctor was already planning to do one
because my annual blood work showed unusually low iron levels,
which made him think I might be losing blood internally, he says.
This, this, hang on, man.
Yo, we didn't fix the gnats in here yet, Lou.
No, we got to get it.
It's always one.
It's just one asshole.
Every day.
So the crazy part is before all this, he was having chest pain.
What everybody thought was just heartburned.
His heart checked out fine.
So nobody thought much of it.
But when he woke up from the colonoscopy and endoscopy, the doctor told him his colon was healthy and that they had found a tumor in his stomach.
Oh, my God.
A few months later, I had my entire stomach removed because of stomach cancer.
Who knew you could live without a stomach?
he said i never i never knew that oh wow thankfully they caught in time today i'm doing well just
have to eat smaller meals throughout today my point is is there something as common as heartberg
could sometimes be a sign something much bigger is going on don't ignore symptoms get your screenings
and ebro go get that colonoscopy you're you're right sir you are 1,000 percent right uh by the way i
created an intro for the rundown segment uh and i just want to say thanks for not uh getting it the
f out of here after hot rod rick came with that fire ass lowdown intro
Roe shout out to him.
But listening to us for over 10 years.
So wait, he made this.
Laura got the run down, turn that up.
Is that what he said?
Thanks for not getting it out of here after Hot Rod.
I think so.
That's what he's trying to say.
That was you?
That's you.
Shout to you, bro.
Right back and confirmed.
Thank you, Jay.
Shout to you, fan.
Yes, we love it.
Laura, you had the big Envision Fest.
I did.
And speaking of families, families drove from all over the area to see you.
Yes.
Yes, one of, we have actually, let me see, Olu Kayode, I hope I am saying your name correctly,
wrote and it said, Envision Fest was dope.
Thanks for the tickets.
My wife and nieces flop, but I still came up from VA and brought a family friend,
and they definitely enjoyed it.
I sent back pictures to everyone, and they were salty.
Yeah, we, Envision Fest went down beautifully.
Listen, I had a lot of nervous moments, guys.
But at the end, this is a picture.
stage moments with our keynote speakers,
Flo Millie and JT,
which was a treat for our community.
A lot of my girls, you know, they've
never seen a celebrity. Yeah.
So it was really cool for them to come up.
And we don't have performances.
At least we haven't in the past couple years,
but we just have cool conversations about career.
So, and it ends up really,
really cool because the audience gets to
have like a little intimate moment with their favorite artist.
Now, do you experience the thing
where like you guys are reaching out for
you know, sponsors and corporations,
to engage with these young people.
And because of all of the federal changes
and changes in corporate workforce,
there's a lot of people who didn't participate.
Yes, correct.
Now you have the event.
Now you're posting about the event.
Yeah.
And then people are like,
yo,
I should have been there.
Can I be there next year?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I get a lot of that.
And then when it's time to like, hey, it's time,
we'll get back to you.
Right, right, right.
I get a lot of that.
But for everyone who's been asking, like,
what is it?
I have a small little recap.
I want to play for you.
This is a professional recap.
But just so you can see some of the cool things that we do.
36.
We're blooming.
We're becoming.
The fits are fitting.
The girls are getting it.
Hey, everybody.
It's Laura South.
When I tell you, the energy is absolutely beautiful.
We have so much in store for you guys.
Check it out.
Loving the community in here.
Like, everything is so tea and amazing.
What's up, y'all?
It's your girl, Floomilly.
And my experience at the Envision Festival was great.
You know, we had all the baddies come out.
Hi, my name is Yasmin.
We did A-Flow.
It was so cute.
It was so nice, refreshing.
Envision Festival theme is bloom and become,
and I feel like that's exactly what I'm stepping into.
Hey y'all, it's Khadija Dosso.
And today, I was an amazing pitch judge.
I absolutely loved all the fishes.
I love the energy.
They're gonna come back tomorrow, even harder.
I just finished the panel.
I met so many beautiful,
beautiful, successful
black women up there. We all are
building a community and getting gyms
on how we can be better, how we can
succeed. I love seeing
the confidence in people being
so inspired and becoming and
blooming in their own perfect self.
So that's what we do,
Ebro. No, amazing.
Y'I. No, I mean, I've been, and my
wife was over there this year, jazz pulled up
over there this year to hang out and be up
in there. But, yeah, no, Envision Fest is
fire. And I just
Laura, I've said this to you privately and publicly, but I'll say it again.
First, congratulations, because not a lot of people can have, what, eight years, seven years?
Seven years.
Seven years, an event like this going on for seven years where you're raising money and creating programming, very hard to do.
Yeah, and you know, I've told you behind the scenes, a couple of times I was like, I don't know if I could do this anymore.
Yeah.
Because it's a lot of work, and it's all for community.
And you guys, we're in a really difficult time where it's like, and we talk about how everything.
is political, but some of these brands feel like they don't have to invest in community anymore.
So that's how I lose sponsorships.
And not just me.
I'm friends with other organizations.
Like, what are my girlfriends, Elise Fox, who runs Sad Girls Club, which is an organization
that gives free mental health services for not only for black girls, but for everyone.
You know, like she's getting hit really hard.
So some of us have to team up, try to share funds, but it's hard.
Well, it's hard.
So I just want to make sure that we're doing all,
everything in our power to make sure you guys get supported.
Thank you.
And keep it going.
Thank you.
So if you work at a company that funds nonprofits, I will reach out.
I welcome all the help because I feel like I don't talk about the hardships enough.
You know what I mean?
I kind of keep it to myself.
But maybe I need to tell everyone, tell the world.
So if you work somewhere and you're like, hey, we fund nonprofits because there's a lot of
companies that do, just, you know, keep InVision Foundation.
We're a 501C3.
We do a lot of great work.
Keep us in mind.
So hopefully we can partner out.
And now, you were out all weekend.
Yes.
And so those are the only two pitches we get?
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
Kenza learned how to double dutch this weekend at InVision Play.
What?
Oh, yo.
Did you tell jazz this?
No, I haven't told me.
You know, jazz is like, my lady's like double Dutch queen, bro.
Oh, my God.
No, like wants to start, like, grown-up double-dutch workout things.
I don't know if my ankles are built for it.
No, no, no.
But.
Dead.
And she's ready to.
go like still jumps rope
check this out this is her
first attempt at double dutch
hey she's doing
better than me yeah I never
got good at that so
but then again I wasn't hanging out with girls skipping rope
so all the girls were doing though I just never
so what was cool you bro that the Brooklyn
Museum blessed us they have
a cool mobile museum
so they pulled up with their mobile museum
and they gave the community
free sewing classes
and they did Hena and art and they
have double dutch so that was courtesy of the Brooklyn Museum.
Oh, shout to Bam.
Yeah.
Or no.
Brooklyn Museum.
The Brooklyn Academy.
The Bam is fantastic and they're also a partner of us, but separate.
Wow, that's dope.
So over on my side of thing, so we went pretty much the full week.
Before we go to my family stuff, we went pretty much the full week.
We're only getting two texts, three texts from Rosenberg?
Three.
Three?
Okay.
Which ones?
We got him trying to book a guest.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, him trying to book a guest.
He had some comments about the Drake conversation.
Oh, right, right, right, right.
And the trans.
He had comments about the dudes joining the WMBA.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay.
That's not bad.
It's not too bad.
No.
Now, what was this we were supposed to go to his Instagram to get?
Well, how did that come across?
This is cute because it's cute.
Was this your idea or he sent this in?
Well, I was already in conversation with him
about something.
I'm like, well, while you're here,
you might as well just send something from Friday.
So this is him on vacation with baby Maya.
But I'm just saying, for those keeping track at home,
he didn't request this.
No, to be playing.
You're already having a conversation.
All right, cool.
All right, but if he has Joffrey wants another piece of mac and cheese,
she demands it, and she eats it regally.
She enjoys the mac and cheese.
But she looks around.
deciding whether she approves of the decor and this disgusting peasant establishment.
Up, she makes another demand.
She demands more. Give me more gruel, you animal.
Feed it to me directly. Drop it on my plate before I have you banished to the dungeon.
Now let me enjoy my mac and cheese in the way that only a queen of true royal standards can.
Man.
And smush around my noodles.
Smear them.
I don't want this disgusting cherry tomato.
Get it off my plate.
Matter of fact, I don't want these noodles either.
Take this crap.
Take this gruel and shove it up your ass.
I'm better than this.
Ah!
I throw it right on the floor.
Let a peasant pick it up.
Pick it up.
Pick it up, peasant woman.
Pick up the damn thing.
up the damn food. Pick it up now. I said you pick it up now.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, shut up, you're disturbing me. I want to eat more noodles.
I know.
I'm second thought I think I won't what I threw on the ground.
Is there another piece for me? Let me look over here.
I don't like this noodle. It's stupid, just like you.
Go pick it up or be beheaded later, fool.
clean my hands you dirty peasant bitch and give me some drink now I need
I hate your I pour it on the ground pick it up you dumb idiot you're an embarrassment this
aquas is disgusting I'll have a sip you know it's funny yo toddlers are like
basically just entitled drunken you know what that was great narration great narration
meanwhile in the in the hallways of my my living quarters here's sallasi walking to the pool
let's go
you're drunk
with the glasses bro i can't i cannot
let me see that again
The pool.
The pool.
Last weekend, I think we shot at Issa's birthday last week, but it was technically her birthday was on Saturday.
She had a football tournament down in PA.
Okay.
And which, do you have the video of her bragging about her?
Oh, you have them all together?
Let's just start it.
We'll just watch it.
It's Easter's birthday today.
How you feel?
Good.
What do you feel most greatest about?
I had a football game today and I did good.
Like how good?
Like seven touchdowns good.
How many offensive, how many defensive?
Like three defenses and four offenses.
Okay, so pick six.
And then I went to a girl.
I was like, I was like, hit,
They change it.
So he's a happy boatback.
Oh, you know.
They change it.
So here's some highlights.
Take that to the house.
To the house.
Why he says it's not fair.
That's dominating.
That's one play.
Now they play.
Now they played some tough games in this game she went great
But to the games before this game I think they went to like double overtime
Oh, change it?
Yeah, there was a listener who might be watching this this is his nieces that he's just playing against
He came over was before the game
Oh my gosh she did it again
She did it freaking
A little motion in the backfield.
So the guy comes over before the game.
He's like, yo, I love what y'all doing.
I wish I remember this name.
Love what y'all doing.
They try to, you know, try to finish y'all off.
I love to pivot, you know, all that stuff.
I was like, yeah, man, though.
He's like, yo, your daughter's out of playing?
I'm like, yeah, she's on this team here that's about to play.
He's like, oh, they're playing against my nieces is on this team.
They're going to play each other.
I was like, word, though, man, yeah, cool.
And then Issa going crazy.
And he's like, wait, that's your daughter?
I was like, yeah, that's my.
He was like, nah, bro, you got to tell her to chill.
I was like, that she's having a good game.
Why should she?
No, he was just talking.
But he, it was super cool.
He was super nice.
And, but there's other great teams out there.
Like, ESA had a great game.
You know, I know we only show her highlights, obviously.
But, like, they went to another game,
and they ended up losing didn't go to the championship.
Like, they didn't make it to the end of that tournament.
And there's other great teams, you know, that do very well.
Even the two teams they play before this game.
I think I said one touchdown in one of those games,
but the other ones went like double overtime.
You know what I mean?
So it's not, I know a lot of the clips it looks like Issa's just going crazy
because she is because I'm going to show her highlights.
But there's other great, a lot of great girls out playing flag football
around a tri-state and around the country.
And so it's really blowing up, too.
Like, it's really, really blowing up the, I think the number of NC.
AA scholarships is like really exploded.
New Jersey and New York State high schools have made it an official sport now.
And I know a lot of the other, you know, sports that people have invested in for a long time,
like girls lacrosse, softball, soccer, like obviously they don't want girls leaving those
sports to come and play flag football.
So that's kind of like the politics of high school sports and club sports is, you know,
a lot of these other leagues and other other types of sports,
they want to attract girls to their sports.
And so when you have a sport that explodes like this,
which I knew it would.
And remember,
this was all Issa's idea.
She came home one day and was like,
I want to play flag football.
Yeah.
Because one of the teachers at her school was a flag football coach and told
that she would be good.
She was like, I want to try girls flag football.
So her mom went out and found a, found a place for the start.
And this is before, this is what now?
Probably four years ago.
I think so. Has it been that long?
Has it been four of her son? You think she started at eight, nine?
She was like nine.
She's 12. She just turned 12.
Why do I feel like it's less?
But my, it feels longer to me, but that's because I'm doing the driving.
Yeah.
So, but at any rate, now it's going crazy.
Yeah.
And I knew it was going to go crazy because people in the U.S. like to watch football.
Yeah.
Like, you know, as much as I appreciate lacrosse,
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
Softball.
Love softball.
Cool sport.
Not as exciting as football with the running and passes and all this sort of thing.
Yeah.
And so you have a, we live in a culture that already has an affinity for the sport.
So I knew it was once it caught on and there was organizations and people doing it's going crazy.
And remember when Easton went to Florida was on ESPN this past year?
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, that, I didn't know at the time when they go, they go down there every year.
It's at Disney down there at the ESPN.
facility this year was like Tom Brady was down there like like it was like a thing
wow bro it was a thing bro no it was a thing bro like it and what are you going to do as a parent right
like when I was a kid we played sports at school with the you know all the sports that I played
were offered through my public school I didn't have like club right I think I played club no I play club
soccer at the at the at the rec center my mom paid like a hundred bucks for me to get a t-shirt
and have a coach yeah yeah yeah and we played games whatever at the local park or whatever that
was like the only thing i think my mom was able to pay for right but everything else basketball
football baseball wrestling did all that at school um now some schools have great sports not all
have sports programs,
depending on where you live.
And then they have the, like,
if you really want to compete at a certain level
and be seen by coaches and all that,
you got to get into these tournaments.
Yeah, you have to.
You have to.
Like, even in baseball, right?
Like, I have a, you know,
I tell people who watch baseball,
if y'all really want to get baseball back cracking again,
y'all got to get black athletes back out there playing baseball.
But I was talking to C.C. Sabathia,
who is one of the, you know,
obviously an ambassador for baseball
and helping black kids
getting he was like yo i never left my neighborhood to get to the pro but what do you think it is
it's money money it's the access because a kid to play professional baseball today yeah your family
is traveling every single weekend yeah right so you're paying for travel paying for hotels
plus paying to be in the club yeah the teams you're on are paying to be in these tournaments right
plus physical, you know, extra coaching.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All of these extra skill sets that kid.
Same thing with basketball, by the way.
Yeah.
Right?
Like the kids that are from the poor families
and poor neighborhoods getting to get to get seen
and to get into a program where one of the bigger programs,
because that's a lot of it also,
where when you're in a program with a certain group,
other bigger programs are like,
oh, okay, that family is supporting this.
athlete and so we trust that if we want them on our program that family's going to support and be
able to move them around yeah yeah right hypothetically you have a phenomenal athlete in your
household y'all can't afford this programs will likely not want you on even if you're a phenomenal
athlete because guess what you can't afford to get to the big tournaments yeah yeah to support the
team yeah go ahead rsah i said and like in basketball where you just need some sneakers and a ball
baseball, if you look at some of these kids' equipment bags,
it's like thousands of dollars.
Yes.
Like the bat is 500.
The glove, the shoes, the uniform.
Like baseball, I'm in there right now.
This is a lot of money.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you coach.
Yeah, I coach.
My son is an 8-U team, and then my other two are in a six-year team, T-ball.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's, it's, especially when they get to nine you,
because you could use a different bat.
That bat alone is like $500.
Yeah, same word.
What?
$500 for a bat.
Wow.
Every kid wants to just a little bit.
Their specific back.
Bro, I did not know it was that expensive.
It's crazy.
So that's why like when you're looking,
even like, have you noticed like you look at basketball
and the athletes going even into the pros?
A lot of them is going to specific schools.
They went to the elite programs.
They were in the academies.
They were in all, you know,
their children of wealthy people.
Their dads or moms were like athletes before.
Or like if you really pay attention to like a lot of the kids that are like taking up NBA draft moving around in baseball football still I think you know but I think what is it like 25% of football players come from like the state of Florida.
Florida Texas.
Florida and Texas because they have built into the state these programs.
Yeah.
Right.
That have create opportunities for poor families.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
Right.
But also those colleges, which are state-funded colleges like the Alabama's in these big schools,
they're counting on these kids to go to schools and sell tickets for them.
Of course.
And thankfully for the NIL, now athletes can actually make some money in college.
And they got high school, you know, they got high school athletes making money in NIL now, too.
Really?
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, especially in these club programs.
Okay.
Facts.
You know what I'm saying?
That's why I'm out here showing Issa's clips.
You know what I'm saying?
As soon as we watch when you're going to start seeing these clips, they're going to have
music behind them they're gonna get edited real nice you know what i'm saying i haven't really
you know what i mean yeah isa said no i ain't doing all that i ain't doing i'm trying to i'm really
trying to not be that parent yeah i just the fact that isa just loves it is the best part though
yeah and that's why i'm not trying to do like too much too much editing you know what i'm saying
and too much like let's put music behind it and all that but sometimes easa be editing up her own
clips i'm sure and drawing yeah she'd be editing up her own clips and sharing them with her friends
So some of these be heard, her whole edit.
I'm sure.
But no, they have, like, when you go to the tournaments,
they have parents out there with camera equipment, drones,
like flying drones over the field,
recording the games, editing it up.
There was this whole story I saw about these companies now
that, like, when you go to certain tournaments,
they won't allow parents to film.
You have to buy the filming of the game
from the company.
Of course you do.
Of course.
So for you to even like have highlights of your kids.
That's wild.
No, no, no.
The way they jamming parents up.
So if you ain't got bred,
a lot of these opportunities
ain't coming to your kids.
We live in society, man.
It's just halves and have knots.
More and more and more.
And you got kids from families
that are getting pushed and pushed
and push more to the fringe.
Yeah, man.
Like Kenza is second week of fencing.
She's in still, right?
And now I'm just like, man, like, this isn't cheap.
I'm like, this isn't cheap.
I'm like, listen, she loves it.
I'm going to continue pushing in it, especially to see what I do love about her program.
I love to see like the diversity and little girls that are there and loving it.
So that's what I'm like, this is going to be something.
As long as she loves it, but I could tell already, like, I'm going to have to be moving around.
Yeah.
Tournament.
Yes.
I got to learn the basics.
I got to figure this out.
And what are you going to do? Say no?
Yeah.
So, but yeah, I'm just thankful for everyone who's pushing programs to help kids who can't because, you know, I'm in a lucky position where I can do it, you know?
I can do it for now.
I don't know how expensive it's going to get.
I can do it for now.
Y'all had a crazy conversation.
Well, it wasn't crazy.
But, you know, obviously I have friends who are sports agents and like, and so I went to a couple of my buddies.
I was like, yo, how come nobody is like really embracing like what?
Or so it seems embracing like what this girl's flag football thing is really all about.
And a couple of the guys was like, yo, we don't get involved in anything to do with kids.
Oh.
Because of parents.
Yeah.
One.
And two, deviance who take advantage of kids.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, you know, as these companies are like,
yo, we could hire someone probably to like help us get into supporting kids sports.
But what if that person we hire has other unforeseen issues that weren't in a background check?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it gets, you know, you would love to see more corporations figuring out ways to help out kids.
but as you know even with like envision fest right a how many people want to actually help
out kids who are in marg for marginalized communities in a real way how many people actually
take the money that was intended for kids and pocketed themselves and then you have people
who abused the access to the children yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well we had them up I think
go ahead we had them on venus serena Williams husband yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, he does Athos.
Yeah.
For a track.
That's right.
I have a cousin who just won, went gold at Nationals for 10.
So she's number one, 1,500 track.
For Athos?
No, no, no, in the country.
Oh, okay.
But Athos has a program.
Athos has a program for kids.
Like, they sponsor kids every year and they give them, like,
grants or stuff like that.
And like, yeah.
So maybe Athos will step in to the girls flag and some of these other sports.
They do a lot of good stuff.
Yeah, they do a lot of great work.
But yeah, no, it's a real thing, man.
And so finding ways that, you know, we can help kids who want to be athletes or listen,
want to do whatever you want to do, even if it's not athletics.
Finding systems and programs is very hard to do, right?
And it takes a lot of work.
And once again, still, parents who don't have, may they don't have a work schedule.
Maybe they don't have transportation.
Maybe they don't even have the money to go seek out these things.
Yeah.
Like it's challenging.
It's very, very challenging.
So, but yo, shout to everybody that, you know, we see it the tournaments for Issa's flag football.
And, you know, if Kenza wants some fencing tips, you know, I told you, I got family that's in that fencing world.
I want to wait to make sure that she's in.
You know what I mean?
We're early.
Nah, she's in.
This is it.
We're early.
No, she can't quit.
Yeah.
He's a family rule.
I know.
That was Ricardo.
He was like, no, we're going to stick to it and see where this guy.
Well, no, but also, too, like I've been with Issa.
I've been on that.
Like you can't first of all you can't quit on you for worst day. So if you have a bad day
Quitting's not an option. Yeah. You have to you have to go back you have to go back for more. So that's
something I'm is big in the house. Second, if you're going to stop this you have to start
something else. So there's no version of I'm just quitting activities. I'm doing nothing. No,
that's not an option. So you're going to do something. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean?
So that's always a thing.
So either we stick with this or you choose something else.
Yeah.
There's no, do nothing.
No, I agree with you.
Salasi starts Alvin Ali this year.
Oh, my God.
Was Issa the same age when she started?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, so Salasi starts her journey this year.
Let's go.
It's going to be so good.
I mean, she already showed us a preview with that thriller video.
So she's ready.
Oh, yeah, she's ready.
She's ready.
She's ready.
I love it.
And it starts like, um, uh, it starts with like, you know, you got to go to the classes
and they have the drummer drumming, you know what I'm saying?
But the parents are doing kind of the moves with the kid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I wouldn't send y'all vids, but I don't know, you know, be other kids in there.
Yeah, it's hard.
But I'll figure out a way.
I'll figure out a way to get y'all some vids.
That's dope.
I love that.
Uh, family Friday.
You know what I mean?
Ebroloor Rosenberg at Gmail, y'all, you know, we slow on the email.
So, Lou.
Yeah.
Ebro-La or Rosemort at Gmail not ringing off
now that we're doing this behind the paywall.
Yeah, and we tried it last week.
You read a couple in front of the paywall
and things like that, but I think
we just have to do it more consistently.
The good news is there are people watching
and really enjoying the program behind the paywall.
Yes, I see some positive comment.
I guess.
Yo, the people behind the paywall
refuse to email.
No.
They'll comment.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They may send a DM, but they won't email.
So why don't we just print that out?
And I think that's, that was where I was leading to.
So I think we should just, um, try to do that.
Print out the comments and the DMs.
Yeah.
Let's do that.
Let's do it.
How's Patreon doing?
Patreon's been doing very well.
Actually, ever since that we started the Fridays, I think we started seeing an increase in
subscribers.
Like how many?
Like 10 a week, 20, 35, 2.
I think we've gotten at least 50 more, 50 new subscribers within the last three weeks that we were doing this.
Okay.
That's decent.
And probably plus.
And thank you to everyone for showing love for our new ELR news segment with Kevin Ortega-Rohas.
Yeah.
We kicked off our first episode and we got some good feedback.
Lou dropped it in the Patreon for the Patrione's to check out.
Even though it's free, it's on our channel.
But I just thought I just want to put it in people's faces so they can see and support.
So we got a lot of great feedback on that.
So how does this work?
Every week there will be a new ELR news?
Yes.
We're going to drop one weekly.
Okay.
And we already have like potential guests that want to come on and discuss and just dig a little deep
when it comes to politics and progressive issues
and fans of Kevin who are excited
that now he has a platform
where he can truly just speak his mind.
So, Rassan, that's today.
Yeah, episode will drop today.
Yes.
Okay, that's what's up.
So look, man, we love y'all.
Thanks for locking in.
We'll be back on Monday.
ELR, Ebro, when does Rosenberg come back?
You back Monday.
Are we sure?
Well, no, but we're back Monday.
You know him.
It'll be Sunday.
He's like, yeah, I need a day.
I need a day from the vacation.
Now, he said he really, this was really a real vacation.
I know, remember the last time he,
they went somewhere and he sent in video of him
struggling with luggage in the street.
What was that?
They were in Europe.
Yeah.
I don't think that was a real vacation.
No, because he came from WWE, I think, at that time.
Yeah, yeah, because he was working.
So this one's a real disconnect.
Just be with the fam.
So everyone needs us.
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