The Ebro, Laura, Rosenberg Show - 19.) Snow Storm Coming, Patreon Launch, + Repenting Before Death (1/21/26)

Episode Date: January 21, 2026

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Your credit score may be impacted if you accept a card. Terms apply. Just don't call in a podcast. Something wrong? Just me you don't hear the beat? No. And every day I do the same thing. Hey.

Good Lord. Every day. The mute buttons push. We got plans, man. It'll get better, man. It'll get better. But it better hurry on up, man. Ebro-Lor Rosenberg.

Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the program. Shout to everybody in the chat, tuned in. let us know where you're listening from too. I would love to know where you're actually tuned in from. Or are you at home? Are you in the car? Well, don't text in the car.

But are you in the tri-state area somewhere around the world? We would love all of that intel just so we can connect with you the right way. Now, speaking of the tri-state area, Laura, did we load up the weather report today? Because I think we got to get people ready for what's about to transpire, right? I mean, I think we do, especially because we have listeners from all over. and some of our Fides hit us up like, yo, it's going to go down here. That major winter storm that's targeting the southeast this weekend.

Crazy amounts of ice and heavy snow. I can't tell what we should be expecting for New York. I'm reading there's like a lot of different things. It feels like it's going to be hard to tell until we get a little closer. What exactly is going to hit in New York and up here? The worst part of it's definitely the south and across the Midwest, it seems. You guys recall a few years ago, Texas had, remember Ted Cruz

bounced into Cancun and the whole Texas was like out of power for a week or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, they got smacked up. But it's, I think it's a similar situation where it's ice storms and the ice weighs down the power lines and because

the streets are basically covered with ice all over like northern Texas, you can't drive. So all across like the northern parts of the southern states and through like the Tennessee's and things like that. It's supposed to be hectic all the way through

across to the Carolinas. I heard D.C.'s about to get hit with something like a foot of snow. I know the cat skills up here and New York are supposed to get blizzard conditions. Are they saying a foot in D.C.? That's what I read, but I mean, maybe... I mean, listen, I hear, I've heard bad things. I've definitely watched

videos of content, you know, trustworthy content creators telling us that the world is ending next week. You know, that the, no, this weekend, this weekend. I mean, sorry, on Sunday. We'll get to the, we'll get to the new world order. Slow down.

Yeah, well, there's not the biggest problem we got. But I literally saw a contact creator with mad views on it because otherwise why to get fed to me being right. And this ice hits, the power goes down. The country's losing power. Everything's happening this weekend. And then also like, you know, and it may turn out to be that. But there's also another model of it that doesn't have it quite as bad.

It looks pretty bad at the least. It seems like up here, Ebro, you know, selfishly because most of our people are in New York. It seems like up here we're going to be not too bad, several inches of snow. But the South does look like it's getting, you know, absolutely. Yeah. I'll tell you what it feels like outside right now, though. No, it's cold. Uh, Rassad, run the, the internet weather report we acquired from whomever we acquired it from.

Here we go. Reliable news. We have some extremely serious news right now. forecasters are predicting a possible catastrophic storm that could impact southern states from Texas to the Carolinas this weekend. And if you live in any southern state, get ready. Here's what you need to know. The National Weather Service is now warning that you can get up to three inches of ice in places like northern Texas, Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama, and into the Carolinas. But it's not just that. The east coast, all the way to the Mid-Atlantic and potentially even the northeast could get up to a foot of snow. A foot of snow to places like Washington, D.C.,

The real problem, though, is going to be the ice, especially in many of these southern states, because forecasters protect the temperatures to be at or below freezing for several days. And an inch of ice is bad. A half an inch of ice is bad, but two to three inches of ice could leave people without power for days, maybe even weeks. So if you live in any state from northern Texas to Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, Tennessee, North Carolina, Southern Kentucky, Southern Missouri, and more. Get ready and start to prepare now. You could be without power for a long time

if this once-in-a-generation storm materializes, which all intents and purposes looks likely. So spread the word and follow from one. Wow. Aaron Parnas, thanks, Aaron Parnas. Aaron Parnas, aka Al Broker. My man went for once-in-a-generation. We're a once-in-a-generation store.

Yeah, man, once-a-generation. I mean, listen, what would you rather have? And I struggle with this, I'll be honest. Similarly, I'm like, yo, come on with the end of the world. But on the other hand, if it is that bad. Right, you've got to be prepared. You'd rather have people be over prepared for it. Yes, absolutely.

But I mean, there's little things that he's saying in there that are like, he's like, and a foot of snow to places like Washington, D.C. Don't get me wrong. A foot of snow in Washington, D.C. You know, it's only every many years. That's what happens. Every six, seven, year, 10 years, it's happening. The big three inches of ice.

No, that's the crazy. Yeah, that's what it sounds like. I wouldn't have known if you'd said how much ice is a really bad amount of ice. I wouldn't have known. A quarter of any ice. Any ice is bad. Three sounds bad. Three sounds like a skating rink.

Yes. Yeah. Well, and I can't help it. I'm sorry, guys. You guys know I don't forget things. If it's once in a generation and we're not doing anything to counteract what we're doing to the planet. and the states that are receiving this once in a generation situation also vote for politicians who don't care about protecting the planet

you got to hit the button sorry that's happening this weekend one way or the other congratulations you plagued yourself and Russia did you see the videos of Russia no I've not I've got seven feet of snow in the last couple days bruh seven feet people are skiing off the roofs of their buildings. Congratulations. You plagued yourself.

Damn. That is crazy. Now, before we end up skiing ourselves right into a political talk for 25 minutes, I know how we do. I do want to remind one.

Am I breaking up today? You hearing me break up or no? I did. But keep going. Don't pay attention to it. Just acting like that's happening. And that way, everybody watching will think it's their equipment, not ours.

Keep going. I'm going to reset my is. But um, today's Patreon day. Patreon debut day. Okay. So in a little while here, like a half hour, 30, this is a bad promo. Oh, nobody's buying Patreon with your whack-ass equipment. This is why I told you to charge a quarter.

We can't deliver. I try to tell you guys we needed to accept EBT and snap. Charge the quarter. This whack-ass is right. No, we're going to get it together. We'll be fine. I think so. Anyway, yes, we premiere on Patreon today. So please get over there and subscribe. You will get added content every week. Matter of fact, one of our plans, if everything goes as planned, will premiere on Patreon this Friday.

So matter of fact, if you subscribe this week, you might get two pieces of add. Two jammies. You might get into situations this week. And I've already lined up. Matter of fact, I've already started lining up because on Patreon, we could get to playing music. I've already started lining up premiering music with some producers and DJs. I love that.

But it's too, I can't really tell everybody the whole thing, Laura, because I'd be giving away two of our plans too soon. And I have kind of like a phobia about telling people. We've got plans. done. So I just go with I got plans. Yes. But there's a world where you're subscribing to Patreon and artists and DJs and producers that we know come premiere their stuff with us on their Patreon on our Patreon.

I love it. You know what I'm saying? Now we also we also will be providing some of that material here on the Ebro Laura Rosenberg show channel where you can subscribe here and you know it might be it might be a Friday night. You know what I'm saying? You looking to get the vibes right. and we're going live you know what I'm saying on the ebro Laura Rosenberg channel fire ass DJ you know what I'm saying some music getting it going and then sending you all over to the Patreon to party a little bit so we we got let's go

Friday night Friday night videos I didn't even know this plan here we are I like it was really more like it was really more like Friday night live or some sort of club situation like a DJ I know but I was just throwing back to the 80s the actual show that existed you remember Friday night videos I know Oh, it was great. It was great. Classic.

All right. But let a page you and look for us. ELR show. How much is it? 99. Oh, that's not bad. 999. I'm just happy because when I hit the full-on,

let me promote the channel. Sound Crash. Ribby. Oh. You get yourself with the button. I thought, I was sure when I got back. Congratulations. You plagued yourself.

Oh, great. So instead of plugging the actual Patreon on there, E-Bro's going to spend the entire time ragging on me, and we're not going to get one bit of promo. And then I turned it back on. And Ebro is professional. Besides, I would rather, I would rather issue on you to your face. Yeah.

Well, and by the way, on Patreon. I'm not really a behind your back kind of guy. No, Ebro feels that if he's long as he issues on you to your face, then it's good. Well, and then I'll look at you in your face and be like, yo, what's you so upset about? Yeah. And then go and then if you get that about it. And then if the person gets offended, and then if the person gets offended, he goes, I said it to their face. And it's like just because you said it to their face, that doesn't make it good.

It doesn't make it better. No, it does. It makes you more honest. It doesn't make it right. We can do it on Patreon today. And I want you to play me the best Rocky joints today because I, let me tell you, in this baby life, the sitting down with music is not in a great spot right now. So I need you to. It's tough.

I need to play me some joints. Ladies and gentlemen, do you realize that right now, or yesterday, the Canadian Prime Minister basically said that the relationship and the allyship that we've known between the United States of America, Canada, Europe, and the rest of the allies is basically ruptured. Yeah. He said, quote, it's not a transition. It's ruptured.

Ugh. It's broken. Then he went on to talk about the power of the powerless, meaning, being a smaller nation with a smaller military and what their power actually is. And he did this at the World Economic Forum. So I just want everybody to buckle up, man. This is not going well. The market dropped yesterday.

There's this whole, if you do any investing, have you guys ever heard of Mad Money Kramer on. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not familiar. Laura, you've seen Jim Kramer. Google him. You've seen him on TV. There's this whole thing with, like, investors who say when Jim Kramer tells you to buy, we're in trouble.

Ah, yes. And he was telling people to buy yesterday. Obviously, the market's dropping. So he's saying, hey, look, the market's dropping. That's where, you know, investors buy. You buy low. That's what it is. Buy low, sell high.

But also, when he's telling you to buy feverishly, that means something bad is coming. So we're we yesterday just celebrated a year into the Donald Trump presidency. Celebrated. That was you going with? I like that. Observed? Are we going with observed? Observed is perfect because we definitely observed.

And yeah, I mean, look, I looked at a story that ran through by the numbers what has happened during the Donald Trump first. year yeah they've deported one and a half million people to like damn near two million people have left on their own of the millions of people that have been detained and arrested only 80% or excuse me 80% were not criminals yeah we know that um you could go ahead and run though run those uh run that New York Times piece this this also this this whole New York Times piece is how the Trump how Trump used the presidency to pocket 1.4 billion you can just run

through those slides real quick quick if you want to so simultaneously while yes ice is on the streets bullying people scaring people in their homes arresting old women shooting mothers in the face with masks on many of the promises Donald Trump uh ran on are happening. He said he was going to deport people. They said they were going to run around and round up people and people still voted for it. All of this is in Project 2025. And I say this to point out that the reason people like politicians or politics the way Trump is doing it is because he's keeping his promises. Yeah. Even if he's, even if he has to break the law and people like that. I saw a report on, you know, the Cubans in Florida, how they're, what was the word this guy

used? He's like, yeah, they are concerned, but the support still stands because they're deporting more and more Cubans. And remember with Cubans, if they committed some kind of crime and Cuba doesn't want to accept them back, they send them to like, random countries, a random country in Africa or Mexico or, I don't know, Central or South. Yeah, the Caribbean. Remember, whoever takes them. Yeah, Guyana, I think Trinidad, some other Caribbean nations have done deals because, you know, they've got

to bend the knee. If you're in the Caribbean and you tell the U.S., no, you're in trouble financially. So you got to do the dance. Yeah. I'll accept your people you don't want. Send them. Your criminals, I'll take them. Did you guys watch any of the

two-hour special yesterday? What special is? the Trump stand up? No, I didn't see his latest. No, he did almost two hours yesterday. What was it about? It was his address about one year of Trump and in the White House. And how was it?

Do you have any one-liners? It was it entertaining? You didn't see no clips. I thought of not a single clip. I didn't see anything in there. I don't. I will never understand what hits Ebro's world. It's so crazy.

I got the Canadian prime minister and said. I saw that, I saw that too, but it was, no, it was just rambling and insane and, you know, all the, all the things that you think you would do to celebrate a year in office, attacking people, making fun of people, saying everything's great, you know, blaming people for things, you know, then I saw him outside, celebrating that, you know, John Harbaugh got the Giants job. And at some point, I have to play you, John. on Harbaugh's audio guys because when I tell you

the New York Giants new head coach if you're not looking at him and you're just listening when I tell you this man sounds exactly like Joe Biden I have never heard someone sound more like someone else is the craziest thing but Harbaugh you know Trump went on truth social and like a week ago was like

Giants hire Harbaugh and yesterday a reporter asked him hey did you are you excited that they hired Harbaugh and he goes well you know his him and his brother came to the White House. They brought their parents, the mother of the father, they really like me. They really, really like their big fans of Trump.

That's literally all it takes. Did you guys see yesterday? Oh, here's one of the things you missed. In his two-hour stand-up yesterday, he changed his tone about Renee Good to some extent. What you mean? He said mistakes were made and sounded much more remorseful about it. Well, see, that's a good sign, right? Because he heard that Renee Good's father is a Trumper.

Oh man, hit the button. Yo, that is what's been saying. Congratulations, you plagued yourself. Is that Renee Goods? Like many a good, like many a good liberal outspoken white woman. She has a right-wing dad. And he found out. And yesterday when he spoke about it,

had a little more empathy when he talked about it. That was one of the many things. Again, hard to keep up with when a guy talks for literally almost two hours straight. Maybe that's why I didn't. Maybe that's why I hasn't hit my time. Too much editing. There wasn't enough editing to get into the algorithm. That's right.

I didn't see, like, I didn't watch a ton of the pieces. I just, like, I just kept seeing Aaron Ruper and those guys posting clips of him still talking. And it was just talking and talking and talking. So you're on Twitter a lot still. On the afternoon show, I go on Twitter because I have my computer open while I'm doing the show. Okay. So I'm like seeing what anyone's saying, and I will just, like, keep it open. Now, maybe that's why I'm missing things.

I'm on Instagram, almost, damn. I would say 90% of my social media is Instagram. I never opened Twitter. But your eyes is interesting. So they both have terrible things about them, of course. Twitter, what's really terrible about it is the commentary and words you would get from people's tweets. What's useful about it, though, is stuff like I'm saying. People just straight upload raw news to it more than Instagram.

That's what Instagram. You're getting more of the content created by people. Editorialized. And then so there is like upside to both. I wish, you know, I know it sounds crazy to ask for social media. It would be cool if someone made one that was a kind of a combo, but was actually good because it ain't threads.

Well, threads fell apart, right? Threads fell apart. Yeah. It's just like Twitter now. Well, it, it may be worse. You know, guys, I can't. So I can watch a video of someone editor. and discern for myself

what I feel might be real here, what I feel might be fake. I'll share it with my friends, what do you guys think, or I'll even run my Googles to try to, you know, figure out what's real, what's fake, what I don't know, what I don't understand.

Who's phony? Yes. Who's fake? On Twitter or threads, the words incite me. I want to argue. Oh. I want to fight.

They want you to. Well, and they want me to. And so I just don't, I, I, I got to get out of there. Because I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like, Twitter ain't the place for you, buddy. It is. I don't like it. And mean people make me want to fight. I know, I know.

Which, which, which takes me to a combo we were having yesterday about this protest in the church. And I've, I thought a lot about it yesterday because I don't think we should be protesting in how, of worship. Mm-hmm. But what if that house of worship is the KKK? Well, because this guy is the guy, right? That that pastor is the number one ice guy there. Well, because I started thinking like, yo,

Christian nationalism, the KKK, all of these people, they're aligned. They were in church. They used religion. They hid behind religion. Yeah, yeah. Like, so are we going to be like, whoa, whoa. Yo, they're literally in there plotting the death of individuals.

But we're up. But we're not going to go inside with our little signs and say, we're unhappy with you. Nobody bombed the church, unlike the KKK did to people. Oh, right? You know what I'm saying? Or white supremacists do. People went in with their signs and expressed their displeasure.

And they wanted to use the KKK act against them. Right, right, right. Nobody shot up the church. Nobody shot it up. Nobody started a fight. They went inside and voiced their displeasure with someone who is literally an ice field agent, who is running around communities, commanding people at the will of white supremacists, known white supremacists like Stephen Miller, to antagonize, abuse, break the law with masks on, by the way, knocking on doors.

And then runs for the pulpit and acts as if he's Christ-like. and we're upset with the people who held their little signs. Like that really bothered me all day. Like I was like, let me tell you. Our social post that that we put up at the conversation, people were really, really passionate and upset and upset at us. You guys are agreeing with this dish. What if it was a mosque?

What, you know, what if it was a tempo? Like they just kept going on and on. It was both sides, right? Laura, people were mad on both sides, weren't they? I saw both. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

But I don't know. I had to get that out today because that really bothered me. But you're also being trolled by our own headline because that really wasn't what our argument was about, right? Well, no, I wasn't thinking about it. You meant the overall conversation. I meant the overall conversation where we were actually debating because I don't want protested churches. But I also don't want churches. I don't want churches hiding behind religion while they're going out in the streets, abusing people breaking the law.

I also am irritated by all types of walks of life, whether they be Jewish, Muslim, Christian, whatever, who use religion to abuse people or distort religion to abuse people. I don't like that either. Like, I don't like it. Are you saying religion? And so then when I'm like,

oh, so some people showed up with their little signs and saying, hey, you're not nice, you're not nice, but people are literally physically abusing people. detaining people, unaliving people, and we're mad at the people with signs, man. It's, well, but, but, but, but, bro, this is the problem. This is the hard part where I saw some of the comments yesterday on our YouTube page where people say that I'm like a weak moderate. This is where it's hard to be on the good side where you have to actually really think through. We are against the evildoers and they need to be fought, but we also need to fight in a moral way.

That's the hard part. This is literally why we hold Israel to a higher standard because you claimed you were on the good side. We know bad people will go bomb the ish out of people. The reason people get disgusted with the U.S. and Israel is the marketing that they have of you guys were supposed to be the Big West who does great by people. They're not. But the point is this is what makes it hard. And you are down playing a little bit probably. I didn't see everything.

I don't know if it's like, but I can't show up my little signs and go, you're being mean. I think if that's the case. It was pretty much that, bro. Okay, cool. The videos I saw was literally they were standing in the back of the church. The church was like three quarters empty on a random day. It wasn't like Sunday. But again, we're talking about the specifics,

and we're talking about the broader thing about setting a tone of what we want to be happening. You know, you're right. That's my point. It's not that I feel like we were wrong. It's I'm irritated by the idea that someone can hide behind religion. and act all, pun intended, holier than thou, but then go out in the street and go, you know what, while during the day I'm telling people to do the right thing,

I must do the wrong thing. And the thing that really makes me insane is the reason you're doing the wrong thing is because your whiteness, your upholding of white supremacy is more important than the God you serve. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, of course.

And the book you're supposed to be adhering to. Racism number one, bro. Of course. You know, you know whatever that racism is? That must hit. You know what I mean? It's like the guys, it's like the child predators who show up on Chris Hansen.

I don't know what that does for you. But whatever it is, it got you, you will throw it all away. Racism will make people throw it all away. It hits so big for them. They love it. Bro, some of the most nastiest vile comments that I've seen on social media,

you click, I'm like, what human is saying this? And they always have a Bible quote, a cross, something, something. Yo, and I'm gonna tell everybody right now, I got plans. When it's my time to go see the big guy in the sky, or a big woman in the sky, whoever they are, or whatever it is, when I'm sitting there, when it's my chance, I'm gonna talk to them

about this repenting loophole thing, because I think we need to revisit that. You can't just be a straight scumbag for forever. And then on one day you go sit with, you know, the liaison between you and the most high. And now everything is all good. But isn't that a fundamental problem with repenting? Yeah, man, no. But repenting in general, repenting in general is interesting to me.

Well, then people are like, I mean, you're a dirt bag. You're on your deathbed. People are standing around your bed waiting for you to die. And you want to lay there and apologize for all the evil you did, hopefully so you get sent to the pearly gates. Get the F out of here, bro. I got to talk to them about this loophole. This is, this is good.

Because the problem I have is it's being abused. It's not that I don't like the concept. People are taking advantage of you, God. You know, Satan, talk to him. You used to be an angel. You tried to take advantage of it. They gave you the boot. Yo, chill.

You don't need to go over my entire history. But the funniest part is, I see those people repenting, and I already have their name. They're coming. I have the room. It's reserved. So the lady who repented on her deathbed after causing Emmett Till to get killed,

remember that? She said, oh, my bitch, we already have a space for you. All right? And we had a good time what you got here. All of you ball. Talk to him, Satan. So I saw there are people who pop up, by the way, in our comments who don't love. They love the show and are uneasy with the Satan joke.

No, no, no. Oh, my God, I see it too. Somebody DM me and was like, can you make, stop? I don't even understand him. I'm like, people love it. It's very popular. No, no, no, but time out, time out. I ain't going to hold you.

I don't play. I don't play. This is the only plan with Satan I doing is probably the wrong foreign to be doing it. I would never play with Satan privately. I just don't. And I'm not even that. I'm not even a religious person like that.

But just the idea of playing around like Satan's a joke always makes me uneasy. It just reminds you, South Park, and I think it's hilarious. Yeah, I don't. Well, two things. Satan isn't in Judaism in a real way. So I have no connection to it except like the Exorcist, right? Which I'm not saying I like, I don't respect.

people who have a thing for it. But at the same time, I used to do the same voice and be God. I didn't, I wouldn't do that here because I know people get super sensitive about that. I just think funny is funny. And I believe that the God that you, and I believe that the God that you believe in, the all knowing, all omnipotent creator, I truly believe understands what a joke is. I fully know he gets. Well, because he, she is whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever. pronoun you're using, they gave us the capacity. So they know, like, so to anyone out there who's

tripping, it was like, when I hear anyone mention the devil, just so you know God is aware, I am a, I don't know if it's appropriate because I'm Jewish, can you be God fearing? I'm a God respecting, loving, treat everyone with kindness in real life person. Choose don't fear God. The term God fearing usually comes before Christian. God fearing Christian man or something. Yeah, I think, I think whether, I think, yeah, fine. God fearing is always

a weird term. What's the Jewish version? What's the Jewish version? I don't know. But I'm a, I'm a, being a, being a man. He's, he's Jewish. He's barely religious. Yeah, of course I'm barely religious. I mean, come on. You don't get me started. We'll lose people today. You get me started talking about organized religion. You already hinted, you already hinted towards it earlier with the, you tell me all the good and bad organized religion brings is going to be a really tough argument. But, but I, but, but I just say that if we're good people and you treat your, treat people around you well, and morally, you're allowed to have a laugh. It ain't that deep.

Yeah, but if you're out here being an evil bastard for your entire life and then you want to act like, yeah, nah, but it's all good. I'm just going to go confess, repent or whatever. But people do it weekly. I'm not with it, guys. Saturday night, Saturday night, they go to the club. They act like is.

By the way, I'm fine with that. Go spread your cheeks for money. That doesn't even make it. And then you want to repent. I'm talking about people who literally knowingly. separate families, bomb countries, create famine on purpose for the purpose of making money. Traffic. You think they repent?

You think they really repent at the end? By the way, do they think they're doing it in the name of what they believe in? It's even worse. That's how they excuse it. I think that's how they try to sleep at night. No, yo, these are, yo, some of the people who are trafficking in this stuff are orthodox. in their religious beliefs. Yeah, but think about what Islamic

extremism is. No, that's what I'm saying. All of it. You literally think you could be blowing up a bus and you're like, no, this is good. And it's like, no, no, that can't be good. Just because you're harming the enemy. This can't be good. Look at all the cults. With the American Express Platinum card, you can

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Just focus on the new world order, bro. We got a new world order. It's over. The U.S. as a good guy is over. The U.S. has turned heel. We are in wrestling terms, and we have officially turned heel on the rest of the world. And remember, it's been 10, yesterday, yesterday, it's 10 years. since this Trump regime started.

That's 10 years. So that means when you see the Canadian Prime Minister or you see Denmark and these people being fed up or you see Mexico being fed up, China doing deals with everyone, everyone's moving or without the United States. They gave us 10 years grace as the voting public and as this institution to get it right. I said this yesterday.

Yes, it is about Trump. It's also about our inability and our lack of education and our stupidity as voters that creates this because they can't trust us to elect a person or a government that we can depend on to keep things chill.

I mean, you always throw around we and us very loosely. That's the problem. There is no we and us. us. I know, but apparently it's not. I try, listen, I've turned over a new leaf. You guys used to get mad at me when I screamed at everybody and say, y'all,

y'all, y'all. Now I'm saying us, us, us. Well, you're not on the radio. No, you're not on the radio anymore. You can't do y'all because these people choosing to be with us. So you can't. Because when you said, y'all, you knew you were catching a lot of people who were just, let me swing by here with the Shea and on the Black Station. You knew you were catching

those people. In fact, some of them, they love hip hop. But so they were there. But now these people are coming to be with us, man. These are actual uses. These are actual uses. I would get I would guarantee you of the people here, 97% voted the right direction in the last three elections and the other three percent are just shiny culture adjacent. And they were like, nah, I don't vote wicked. It's all wicked. But 97% are with us. Throw it up in the chat. Throw up blue if you voted damn throw up red if you voted repub. Laura do we don't we Lord, do you want to give some of the

Lori, you want to give some super chat shoutouts? Do you see them? I don't see them. We had some super chat. Damn, I had them and then they went away. It's like it's annoying. I don't know why it's not just hovering over. I know.

Well, why do you guys do that? Did you guys know Tiffany Haddish was married to herself? Bro, it's the most ridiculous thing. Yes. Tiffany, Tiffany, I kind of say this. Tiffany Haddish turns out to be a lot. Like, she's a lot in general. She's a lot.

There's always like a, like you just want Tiffany. Haddish to be this funny, lovely, charming actor, and she is. But then there's always, like, stories that there's some extra. Yeah. I think this is a troll, though. I mean, this is just her. That's what the extra usually is. It's all just, I think she's honestly just a walking comedy skit.

I don't think she takes herself that serious. I think other people take her series. Mm-hmm. No, she, there are people who get pretty tight about Tiffany Hatch. What, tell me if she's wrong, Laura. Tell me if I'm wrong. I've only had positive interactions with the lady, so I'm basing it on that. Right. No, she's been super

nice to us and when she came on her shoes, she was great. It's just this, I mean, a lot of people were just super turned off. Remember when she took that trip to Israel and she said that she was going to go visit Gaza and see things for herself and that was just a hot mess and like, I don't know. What happened there? I missed that.

Was it bad? Was she dishonest? Do you remember this, Rosenberg? Well, but to Ebro's point, no one ever saw what happened afterwards. I don't remember. Did she see it for herself? I don't know. I'm just like, why are you playing with this bro well first of all first of all isn't she uh is it isn't she isn't she tiffany has she's Ethiopian or Eritrean i believe i think she was yeah yeah right and she

did her heritage and and listen um there are there is a large uh Jewish population in east Africa right like that whole region all the way up to Israel right that when you when you hear of the Hebrews, that's who they were talking about. So her lineage could be tied to all of this. No, it is. But that still doesn't mean like... The reason I use the word could is because people can also convert to Judaism. They don't, you know, you have to be ethnically...

Right. And I don't remember. I just know she's Jewish. But to Laura's point, it seemed like she was just jumping in on the... I got a free trip to Israel. Let me act like I'm going to do my own research is how it played off. But again, she got, you think she got the paid promo? You think she got the, you know, the, what is that called? The birthright where she got the paid promo where he goes over there and acts like everything's all hunky dory. I think I think it's doing it the right way.

I think most celebrities who went to Israel in the time post October 7th, it was a, it was a promo trip. For the most part. That's my, that's my. God, that's your assessment. That's my assessment. Anyway, but yeah, the marriage to herself is just promo, I guess. All right, back to the super chat. Who's, and these are people giving money.

You want to shout them out. Yes, they're supporting us. We're already, we're already moving like some sort of elite community where if you don't have money to share with us, you don't even get no love. That is not true. That is a good idea. That is not true, but I am going to highlight the people who are supporting us a little extra because I appreciate it.

There you go. Queen Medina is the one. Shout out to you. All right. Sony 14 underscore 3. Then we have Scooby the Don, 2352. Thank you. And Philly fan fans. So fake. Thank you. Thank you. So fake.

No, thank you guys. Seriously, thank you for supporting us. Now, Laura Stiles. You're not going to shout out just people saying love y'all. Let me see. Like Nickknack 33 or Miss Dre 245 who says Tiffany Haddish is unfunny. Damn. Damn. For Leasy 06, she's a plant. A plant. Wow. Oh, yo. Let's see.

Zelo got the fire 447. Never caught us live. He's hype. She's hype. Whoever. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Well, continue to catch us live because in a few minutes we're heading over to Patreon.

I know. ELR show on Patreon. Come be with us. Well, I think that's another thing we should do, Ebro, on the Patreon. Because obviously, it'll be a smaller chat than we have here. Okay. We can spend a little bit more time answering questions from the chat, talking with people, et cetera, et cetera. We can do that.

And then really quickly, Stephen, Steve 89 and Kim Brodrake with 914. Hot Rock Rick, who's always, you know, arguing. We love hot Rod Rick. And what's the kid, Tommy Riz? Yes, yes, yes. He's all, they're always posting our stuff. Listen, we will be establishing like a, or at least I'm trying to.

Laura flaked on the phone call. I think King Lou joined it like an influencer campaign where we develop like the EL Army. The EL Army for real. Yeah, where we could get out here and, you know, really have, look, because I'll be honest. And I've been thinking about this for a while. Here we go. He's going to be honest. I'm constantly battling with OuziVert fans,

Nicki Minaj fans, OVO hoes. You know what I'm saying? I need my own squad who's ready to get in the comments and mix it up. I ain't going to hold you. I'm tired of throwing these hands myself. It is tiring. I will say, like, on our Instagram, Ebro, Laura Rosenberg, go follow it on IG.

Yo, our thoughts get busy. Like, I know I get spiked. in there and the next day you know I'm like whoa I didn't even need to do all that I'm trying to figure it out to I'm trying to make it like work there while I ain't going to hold you no no I feel like the rest of these the rest of these uh uh crews they're financed they're heavily financed so you want to I will only because I feel like our EL army they got jobs so they can't just be in comments all day no I get it I get it I got to pay for bots is what you're saying oh yeah no but we want to give incentives like We're trying to secure some concert tickets to give away. I'm trying to love. I'm trying to get some cash giveaways by Cash App. I'm like, come on, Cash App. You know, when it comes out, it's going to be like,

ebro uses bots to, and I'll be like, hell yeah. I'm not going to be like the rest of these cats acting like it didn't happen. You got damn right. There was a crew for hire. I hired a gang to get busy. But this is going to be, this is going to be what our downfall is, because we're going to be too honest. It's going to blow right up.

in our face. This is what happens when the good guys try to play the bad guy game. It's going to be, it works for everyone else, but they're going to know ours are bots and it's going to fail. We know there's a bots. We're not talking about bots. We're talking about real people. No, Laura, that's what you're talking about.

Ebro wants a bot army. You're talking about us being able to incentivize 100 people. Yeah. He wants 100,000. Ebro wants White Walkers. That's right. I want 100,000 white walkers. No. Yeah, no. Those are paid. Walking Dead. White Walkers. Give me another one. I'm hiding for the rails.

Laura, we got to get to some stuff. We got to get to the rundown. Let's do it. Laura got the rundown, turn that up. Screen's on glow when she pulled up. Headlines heavy, but we still cut up. Light still flashing. We don't slow up. Light still flashing. We don't slow up.

All right. All right. Well, you know, Aesap Rocky has been on full promo. But he is going on the road. Asap Rocky revealed it. this dates for his upcoming Don't Be Dumb World Tour, kicking off on May 27 in Chicago, and it includes stops across North America,

and then he's going to go internationally. So it should be a lot of fun. So for people who really want to get these tickets, they are set to go on sale beginning January 27th at 9 a.m. But Ibro, I did see that you sat down with ASAP Rocky. I thought you was going to snub me on today. I'm always waiting to get snub by my colleagues. I love that you guys talked about this because this happened a while ago,

but I wanted to get the tea on what happened to Rocky when he was arrested in, where is it, Switzerland? Sweden. In Sweden. Watch this. I couldn't understand nothing that was on. All right, let me break it down. The cell is about the size of this like area here, a little bit smaller, right?

No bathroom, just a sink in a mirror and a bed with a desk, a little cot, right? You got to stay in yourself for 23 or 23 or 20. 24 hours. You're allowed to go upstairs for 30 minutes to the roof and get some air. And it's like no basketball courts, just dudes just, anybody either working out in circles, smoking cigarettes, or talking, right? And those brothers would be the ones to tell me what the hell they were saying on TV every day because I didn't know. I didn't understand that judicious system. Like, why am I still here? I didn't even do nothing. I was so low, but when I saw my peers, different rappers, different singers, different entertainers, different entertainers,

Different people just black, white, Latin, everybody, Indian, Asian. Like, all agreeing like, yo, that ain't right. Free that man, free him. Honestly, Ebro, that uplifting my spirit so crazy that even when I got out, I was still on a high from that. Like, damn, that's love. Wow. He went on to, you know, he went on and you could check the full interview.

I believe it's out today on Apple Music. He went on to talk about Trump screwing things. up for him. Oh, he did. Yeah, he got specific. He was like, yo, they kept, they at, I was on the verge of getting out, like literally on the verge. And he started tweeting and talking. And they were like, now you're facing eight years. And he was like, come on, man. How long did he end up being in there in the end? I think it was like three weeks or a month. Like a month? Way too long, no, he talked about it way, way casually. I watched the full clip yesterday. I watched the full clip yesterday. I'm like, this is so casual for something that would have been so scary to me.

Well, I think people forget, man. Rocky grew up in New York City and he was in homeless shelters. You know what I'm saying? He's really like, people forget the, or the kind of ASAP Rocky origin story, I think, a little bit. So he's been in scary situations. He's been, yeah. Jealous, bro. Yeah, he's a street kid, man, who, you know, I mean, he talked about a lot, man.

It's a great interview. He talked about his relationship with Rihanna and just how, like, how they are, right? Like how much fun they're having. He talked about his daughter. Obviously, we get into the album. And if you tune in to Patreon, you know, after today's show, we're going to get into more of that.

So lock in on Patreon. Subscribe. All right. Another thing that was buzzing around yesterday that I love. Rosenberg, did you ever tune into The Hunting Wives? Never. No. Oh, my God.

So my friends kept talking about it and I was like, I don't want to watch this. So I finally gave it a shot. It's about like these women in the South. And they're just like, it's basically like MAGA women, but all the craziness that happens behind the scenes, the hypocrisy. They're all like, you know, cheating on their husbands, you know, getting abortions, all kind of crazy stuff that they swear.

All the stuff they vote against. Of course. Talk about it. I saw the whole season and it was actually pretty good. And our girl, Angel Reese, just landed a role in season two. Oh, so it's not a reality. This is an acting show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hunting Wives is a real show. So I was just happy for angel. Oh, I thought a reality show. No, not reality. It's crissed. Oh, it sounds pretty good. Well, because when you throw wives on it, you automatically think of all of the other wiving.

Basketball wives, yeah, yeah. The wifery show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I heard wives, I was, all right, here we go. No, no, no, no, that reality is actually pretty good. Yeah, and Angel Reese is playing. Angel Reese is outside. Right?

Angel Reese is outside. God, she is modeling, she's acting, she's doing all the things. Well, now, quick sidebar, Rosenberg, where did things end up with the WNBA contract? Wasn't there like a whole renegotiation? Did they get more money? I mean, shout to Angel Reese and the others who have a profile outside of WMBA to get at real bags. My guess is the negotiations happening right now in their off season. I don't think we have yet what I don't think we have a result.

It's still going on. Okay. They've got a minute. Now, Laura, since you just mentioned a TV show situation, also want to point out that WWE Unreal Season 2 dropped on Netflix yesterday. Oh. That's the behind the scenes.

That's the reality show about WWE. This is the Bochinche. It's the Bochin Che show that would have like old-timey wrestlers rolling over in their grave coming back from the dead and killing themselves to see them completely exposing the business in every day. But it's the second season and I'm not going to lie to you. Like some people like, you know, have mixed feelings on it who are a hardcore fan. It's incredibly entertaining.

It is, yo, you know, it is incredibly entertaining. Oh, nice. Wait, Lou said Road Dog was getting killed online yesterday. Why was Road Dog getting killed? I love, there's an art truth story. And they go back to his origin story with this guy, Road Dog, who was in DX. and their story together have me super emotional. Oh.

Oh, people were making fun of him as a storylines. Got it. Okay. Laura, even someone who does not watch, I promise you, you will watch this show. It sounds good.

Okay. It's fantastic. A lot of stuff on Seth and Becky this season, really, really entertaining. Rosenberg. So, you as somebody is kind of old-timey. Let's be honest. You've become old-timey.

Yeah, for sure. And in general, and in hip-hop. Yeah. Just old-time. So, but, you're saying it's entertaining what would the old timey why wouldn't people like this other plot line this deeper relationship with the performance they're literally they're literally exposing how the business works like they literally are saying they're showing the conversations where triple h is going up to someone and saying here's what we're going to do you're going to do this you're going to do that then this is and why do you why do you think they made this business decision in their new corporate structure because there was an opportunity to make more money and put more people onto the product and that is the that's the thing I mean listen you know what I mean it's there's upside and downside to all of these situations I think from the upside a lot of entertainment for people and it will make new fans like I was just going to say that people people watch the show and when they see someone like ria Ripley or jade cargill or you know Seth rawlins and they've never seen these people before and they're like oh my god who are these people i'm i'm intrigued by what they look like by

who they are that will then suck you into like let me turn on the show let me see what this is about right right right right and it's all on netflix so you have raw on netflix too it's going to literally then recommend raw for you and and just because i care about you know you know me i'm always in people's pockets you're paying attention to the money Netflix and wwee their partnership is all under a larger big-ass business umbrella, right? Yes, over several years and lots of money. Got it. And what's that board that, like, the Rock is on the board

and Triple H is on the board? What company is that? TKO. And they own a bunch of stuff. Yeah, they own UFC. They own WWE. They own this bull riding company. They own Zufa Boxing, which is about to launch.

Zufa boxing is about to have their first two fights on back-to-back weekends. And that's going to be that Dana White is on the board of that as well. And that's going to be like their attempt to organize boxing and basically fight against the other promoters and organizations that everyone's always complained about rankings. And they're going to try to start a boxing and all of that and not allowing guys who are qualified to get the big fights. That's right. But why would we trust Dana White to do this? Well, it's not just Dana White. So I would say Nick Con, who, you know, is the boss at WWE, he's originally a boxing guy.

Loves boxing and comes for boxing. He's always wanted this. But like, you know, this is just one small thing. But for someone like you, I think we'll have impact. Like Max Kellerman is on the call for these. Okay, Max is back. They're making boxing. Yo, bring Max on the show.

Can we talk to Max? Where's he been? For sure. No, you know what, Ebro? No, we can't. No, we can't. Because I know because the last thing I'm going to do when Ebro wants to randomly go at Stephen A. Bring Max up here.

If you're popping, Max. Oh, yeah, I'll do it. You saw me telegraphing. You saw where I was going. I will be sick that day. Yes, yes. Come on. We need him to keep his job.

Yeah, Max. Dead ass. The timing could be good because if I have to take a day next week when I'm in Saudi Arabia, I can't be there. No, it's right. Max Kellerman. It's right before the boxing starts. So you can have Max up to do promo. I'll be gone.

And that way when Ebro goes, so let's talk about your man, Stephen A. doing the dance. Yo, Stephen A, I is soft-showing. And I will just be gone. Yeah, because Max has always been on the right side of history. Oh, Max.

He don't play. Max does not play. Max is my dude. Max is my dude. Max Kellerman is a, I'm super happy he's going to be back at boxing. Not like he needed the check. My man, Max, has done great in every moment of his life.

But, yo, Max was an underground rapper with his brother. God rest his soul. The two of them had a rap group got actually signed as kids. Yeah. And then he started his boxing show on cable. And then, yeah, but he's always been on the progressive, anti-racist, loves hip-hop, love sports. Now, Max's a great guy. Yeah, man, let's go, man.

No, on the Patreon, I might have to show you the Max video on the Patreon if you've never seen it. Is this crazy? Hey, yo, Nick Con, Dana White. I'm watching. I'm paying attention. I don't know if I like the name Zufa. I don't know if I like that. I don't know what the hell that is.

Y'all going to have to explain that to me. But we're paying attention. If y'all start moving funny, Rosenberg, hit the dancing music. Rosenberg will keep dancing. We want to keep him at W. Oh, yeah. We don't want no smoke.

That's right. Rosenberg will start dancing, and then I got to get into it. You know what I'm saying? Y'all don't start moving funny. I love whatever they're doing. I think it's so good. Laurel get your finger banging.

Don't say it like that. Listen, I didn't come up with that. Your friend came up with that. That's right. Rosen's wife, Natalie, came up with Laura's fingerbank. My wife is filthy, so. All right, don't we have to... Happy marriages.

Don't we have to hit the original gurus? Let's get to the OGs before we take it to Patreon. Oh, I got something good for Patreon. I was going to do it here, but we're running out of time. The original gurus. at gmail.com. Okay. You have a...

At gillus at gmail.com. Breathe in, breathe out. Zen, zen, zen. Rosenberg, who's out there? Who's writing to us? Who needs us? Laura, so many people send us their messages at the original gurus

at gmail.com. Your destination for clarity. Here we go. Hello, gurus. Long time, listener. First time. emailer. Okay. I hope he joins us on Patreon. Elr show on Patreon. We'll be there in just a few minutes.

I'm a 34-year-old Black American male. I've been married to my wife for five years. We now have three children together. Y'all got a poppet in five years. Prior to marriage, we've been together on and off since high school, 16 years old. Okay. Okay. Just for a little context, I was her first sexual partner. My now wife and I broke up freshman year of college and we attended the same college. I initiated the breakup. We both talked to other people. About six months later after the breakup, we hooked up again. While hooking up, I noticed her Vajah felt different. Whoa, as if she had had sex that day prior to having sex with me or like the person she was having sex with was blessed. A little context. He was an upperclassman, 6-3 starting football player

and part of Omega Sci-Fi. Yo, I didn't know we were getting the man's bio who took down to what. I know. Is it about to turn into an orgy? What's going on? She was rocking with a cute. He was hot.

He was chocolate. No, I don't know where we're going. After our sex session, I asked the forbidden question. Who's better? She went on to say me because he was, quote, small down there, but he lasted longer than me. I obviously didn't believe her.

I asked more questions. Did y'all have oral sex? Did you sleep with us both in the same day? Her answer was no. I hate this for this email. So far, I hate all of it. No, no, Ebro, so far this is bad. Like we're going 20 years back on this right now, on sex.

Here we go. I find it hard to believe that a freshman in college had only one sex partner, which was me, who is dealing with an older man. I don't understand what he's saying there. So years later, we get back together and eventually get married and have kids. But through the years from that moment in college up until recently,

I've asked those same questions, and she's always denied. And also would say, why does it matter if she did or did not because we weren't together? I still don't believe her. Ultimately, I still want the truth. I'm skipping ahead. Stop this. Stop this. Make it stop. Get me off the roller coaster.

Tell this guy to go get therapy. Shut your bitch ass up. Yeah. Side bow. Grow up. Get over it. What is your problem? You have children.

now like grow up. I know. My man. Why are you stuck on this still? Listen, Laura, this is a, this is let, let Ebro, this is a man thing. Because men are dumb. Are you still 18? You're saying y'all are 34. You have three children together. You've been on the roller coaster of life for near 20 years and you were only broken up for a little bit of time. So she may have hooked up with a couple of people. I'm sure you did too. why are you think Ebro is right. You need to get in therapy, sir. You need to think about not why.

I need the truth. Why am I obsessed over this? Well, not only that, not only that, but as you mature as a human being, both male and female, you begin to realize that the connection that you have between somebody physically, while, yes, when you were young and you were just like, you know, out here, out here having sex for sport just to see you, just to see your six-pack while you're hitting it from the back or whatever the hell you was doing, right? That's not a real connection, right? You and your wife have a real connection.

That's why you have three children. That's why you came back together after high school. That's why you're emailing. Honestly, once you realize that your concern is really tied to the fact that you love this woman so much that you are now becoming a psycho worried about her past. that's where you need therapy you think you think you're asking these questions on some like yo i don't believe and you know i was her first and you know i'm the one that matters some ego stuff is in there

for sure but the truth of the matter is sir you're a scared widow man oh he's going in you're a scared widow man and you're intimidated you're intimidated by your wife's past and you need to grow up and realize that she loves you. That's why she carried children three times in five years. I know. You know how hard that is? No, you know what the worrisome? You know what the worrisome part is, though, you bro?

The worrisome part for me is, like, I kind of worry for her, his wife, in the sense that this is a problematic way of thinking. Yeah. Like if she had cheated on you a month ago, a year ago, hey, five years ago, I understand you being like, I still think about this. This is still very hard for me. Blase blah, blah, blah, blah. However, to be sitting here 18 years after the fact or whatever it is, 16 or 18 years after the fact, Laura, and you're still thinking about that moment. Like, you know that, just for you, just for the record, buddy. can speak for me and Laura, for example. We met our forever people as full on grown ass adults.

That's right. Where everybody involved had done the dirty of the dirt already by the time you got there. That's right. And you can't spend your time. Like listen, Natalie loves to relive the past in general. Like she's a photo person. She loves going through photos. This is 2015 when I was doing this and I was doing this. And I was doing this. And I don't know. And I, and I will look at everything. Am I not saying that every once in a while will say, oh, this is when I was with so-and-so. And I like sort of half tongue-in-cheek. I'm like, all right, babe, sure.

But am I really like, wait, did you guys have six that day? Well, because here's why, Rosebord. What happened that day? Here's the next layer to it. The next layer to it is I don't care what document you have. I don't care what priest you stood in front of. how many different ways you got married. I don't care about none of that, right?

Because a grown-up, a human, is going to go do what they want to do anyway. You don't know if your wife walked outside today and blew the guy at the corner. Oh, boy, here we go. You have no idea. Zero, you have zero idea. But you love and trust

that that's not what they want to do because they made a commitment to you. you as a person. No, she did it. She's outside. Your wife's outside. Stop, because he's going to be like, yeah, she has, isn't she? I heard the devil today.

But if you, if you don't trust the person that you're with, that's why you need to go have therapy. Like, why don't you trust them? Especially if they've given you no reason not you. Yeah. You come up with her, remember? I want to say it again. God.

I want to say it again. we are all in relationships where we are operating on our word. You might feel like your marriage certificate or your family or whatever is keeping things from going off the rails. Settle Ebro-Mertage shot. No, no, no, no, no. I'm fine with marriage. I'm just saying the reality of it is. It doesn't make a difference.

No, it's all. If your person wants to go do some wow-ish today, right now, it's going to happen. So you got to trust them. Well, let me ask a question, though. We got to wrap up and get on Patreon. We'll do. We do. We do.

We're going to keep the whole show going until 10 o'clock. It'll be the time. However, riddle me this. Okay, buddy. She did it. She did it. She was 18, 19 years old. She was still seeing the other guy.

They smashed in the morning. She was seeing a new guy. It was exciting. Then y'all hung out later and connected later. And she did it. You guys had sex again. Where does that leave you if that happened? Yeah.

What are you going to do? She's a whore. She wanted to have sex again. You were the person she was comfortable with and already knew. Y'all were open with the fact that you were dating other people. You know how many people out here have had something like that happened? This is, what are you going to do? You're going to judge she did.

She had sex with two people. You know what he's really scared of? He's really scared that deep down in his psyche somewhere. That actually turned him on. Well, no. See, Ebro, this is when you go too far. You are not Dr. Phil. That actually turned him on.

And he wants to talk to her about it in detail so that they can relive it again. So, you know what? Maybe he's, maybe you're right, bro. No, honestly, maybe you're right. Because the way he started describing him, he was, he was big day. Yeah. Talk to the therapist, bro. And part of it is, but she still ended up with me.

Yes. Oh, God. And he just can't walk himself through all of these details. You got to grow up, my guy. You got to get therapy. All right. So get therapy. So say the gurus.

That Q dog had her in a pretzel, though, with his tongue out. No, bro, stop reading the cat. Hebrough just read that. Ebro just read that in the chat. And now you're quoting nastiness. Yo, run that George Clinton, atomic dog for all the Q dogs. Why are you doing that? Why are you doing this?

He was the guy who wrote it. This is what, don't attack him, man. No, he's a bad guy. No, I don't remember. your beloved hero, he bro, he's a bad guy. No, no, he had them gold boots on. You know them gold boots they be wearing when they stomping through the part?

And he was just, he was like, he had his gold boots on while he was like using him for traction and just, every time he was entered to the mat. You know, so you're going too far. Honestly, you're going too far. I'd find you and fight you if I'm this guy. But I will say this joke, though,

you know for the next three years when he was at the club, nothing's more annoying than frat boys starting to step in the club. He was like, clear the dance floor. Here come the cues. He was like, you got to go on Patreon. The party continues.

ELR show on Patreon. The post is already up. Give us about a minute or two to get over there, but we're going to keep going on Patreon, play music, talk to the people in the comment. It's going to be good. If not, we'll see here tomorrow. If we're Laura Rosenberg.

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