The Ebro, Laura, Rosenberg Show - 52.) We Have Plans, The Nation Has Problems: Iran, Ye, Mamdani (3/10/26)

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

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I am. Why is that better than the... This looks like work. But coffee's part of the work thing. Yeah, but couldn't you have like a cool mug or something? You could have like a straw and like a... Oh, my God. Could you have like an ELR show mug that we could see?

I now I like that But I treated myself today And stop by a little local Independent coffee place A little $10 latte I got a I decided to go lowball I got the $4.50 Ice coffee

Okay What's four what do you mean? $4.50 cents I didn't want to mentally let it go to like $7 today I wasn't I wasn't doing it Got it Well look we got a lot of stuff to get to

You know they say the war with Iran The war that's not a war is almost over Wait, is that what they're saying now? That's what Trump said. He said it'll be over soon. Oh, I know why he said that. Why? Because I'm guessing them gas prices and people's 401Ks and everybody's money that's going the wrong direction.

Yep. I'm guessing that's pushing them towards maybe this isn't so good. My guess. Yeah, there's that. And then there's the fact that, you know, we're not doing good. I don't care what he's going to tell y'all. I don't think about it. Take your time.

He's pensive. He's looking off. After all these years of being lied to, bold face lied to, how do people believe these people? I don't understand. Like how when you see them talk and tell you something's going good and you're getting other information that it's not going so good? How do you believe them?

Who do you believe? Rosemort, you just told me a story that he showed up as soldiers who were dead were brought home yesterday. Yes, the dignified. transfer. The dignified transfer. And he showed up with a baseball hat on you. Yes, he showed up wearing a baseball hat. The Trump

merch hat. The Trump, so he's selling merch at the joint. White, uh, the white hat with the gold USA. It'll cost you $55 on Trump.com. Here, let's have a look at it. We have it. Now, the interesting thing about this video you've got to pay attention to is, though, assuming they have the one that I sent them.

The top is what actually happened yesterday. That's CNN. That's him wearing the white and gold. baseball hat. Fox was so embarrassed by it after it initially aired underneath that they ran a different dignified transfer from last year. My God. So you don't see

him with the hat on. That's Fox News covering. Congratulations. You plagued yourself. Just freeze that. Freeze that on camera. Please go back to that. See if you go back to that. I want to leave that up for a second. It's a crazy image. I just want us to absorb what's taking place. Because how do you

believe these people? a dignified transit to honor the final homecoming of the six years. And not only that, they're the ones who call out fake news. That's literal fake news. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They are, but right there, if you pause it. That right there, that image on top, that was yesterday. That is Trump wearing a baseball hat.

Remember, they called that Obama for wearing a tan suit. They called out Obama because he once lifted up his latte to greet a soldier. They came after Biden because he looked at his watch once during one of these specific things. He looked at his watch once. And like, do you have somewhere better to go? I don't remember this. They went after Kamala once because on Memorial Day weekend. She said, have a good long weekend.

They came for a long weekend. That's all Memorial Day is to you? Or Veterans Day, whichever one it was. Your man posted up with the baseball cap. You have to take a baseball cap off during the National Anthem at a baseball game. You wore a baseball cap when dead soldiers. Soldiers coming home. because you got them in harm's way.

That part. And you couldn't take the hat off to do it. You killed these people. Got a promo. And then now, I don't know if we have the clips of him yesterday talking about his decision to go into Iran and that he was told by Jared Kushner, Mark Rubio. Mark who? And Hegseth.

No, not Rubio. Let me see. Not Rubio. It wasn't Rubio. It was very quickly approaching. The point of no return in the United States. It wasn't Rubio. It was intolerable in my opinion.

Based on what, Steve and Jared and Pete and others were telling me. Steve and Jared and Pete. That I thought that they were going to attack us. I thought they would, if we didn't do this at the time we did it, I think they had in mind to attack us. That night. So there's that lie. Yeah. But there's another one.

sent this to the group. I think I did. I sent it late last night. I don't if you guys watched it, but I didn't call for it. Someone asked him again, because on Air Force One, he was asked about the school. We're 175 schoolchildren. Oh, the reporter that was like, listen, even your own people standing behind you on the plane. So on the plane, when they asked Trump about the 175 school children in Iran that were killed, Trump tried to say, that wasn't us, that was Iran. Right. I saw that. Hague sets behind him. Like, like, hmm, and they're like, Pete, is that true? And he goes, oh, we don't have any, we don't have any evidence to show that. This is Pete Hegseth, guys. This is a guy who will say literally anything

saying, I'm not going to say that because I know that's not true. And then later, a reporter said to Trump, how could you possibly say it was Iran who did it with no one in your administration, including the guy whose job it is to know this, will say that Iran could have hurt their own. Now, to Trump's defense on this point, he did to that reporter say, I don't have all the information. That's his credit. Yeah. And if we get information that supports what you're saying is true, then we'll own that. He did say that.

Right. But he's still the one saying he thinks it may have been them. Yeah. No one thinks it may have been them. But that goes back to my other point. What do you guys want to believe? Do you want to believe our media and our current government? or do you want to believe the news we're getting,

because if you watch the international news, yes. The international news is saying our bases all over the Middle East have been destroyed. Wait, and we're not seeing this news? And we're not seeing this news. They're also saying more Americans have been killed than we're being told.

Because currently we're being told it's seven. Yes. At some point, I don't know. I think, you guys, this is a cult. We're dealing with cults. You mean to still be believing what you? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think also some people are just embarrassed at this point.

That's a thing I think also is at this point, you now have to ride the whole thing. You have to keep riding this rather than admit you're wrong. No, I'd go with embarrassment. You have to admit you're wrong. Right? You have to. Go embarrassed. Look at me.

Look at me when I called Don Legreca Moron the other day. What I do? Stop. You know what? I'm wrong. That's my bad. That's right. You're a name caller.

I'm a name caller. I recognize that. Listen to this week's Patreon. You'll learn all about it. We went really into depth on my history of being a psychopath. But sometimes you've got to say, I'm wrong. Yeah. And instead, these people are going to ride it till now we're in this war.

175 school children were killed. Seven Americans, we know are dead. You're saying they're saying maybe more. That's what other international news sources are claiming. Not confirmed here. Not confirmed here. But once again, I ask you. How could you believe?

What do you believe? Right. Especially when all of the news is now. controlled. All of your news is controlled. No. Post. All of your news. Here's the issue. You have quote unquote independent journalist that if I bring in reports and I show

them to you, Rosenberg will go, yeah, I'm supposed to believe somebody sitting in their bedroom. Correct. But on the flip side. But then if you watch CBS, NBC, they're all in fear of being fined by the FCC for saying something against the government. So I ask you again. Who do you believe? Chief. Congratulations. And I respond again by saying the only person I know clearly doesn't seem scared anymore is Jimmy Kimmel.

I was watching Jimmy Kimmel do a bit about Trump yesterday. Yo, my man, the level to which he will not let off the gas, bro, is he's at a point now where it's braver than I'm capable of being. Because if Trump ever decides, you know, once this country go, if this country would go all the way to where we know they dream of it going, Oh, they're bringing Jimmy to the town square. I mean, every time they show him, they showed him at the dignified transfer wearing the hat,

and they show him looking down, and Jimmy's like, oh, there he is, checking his diaper to make sure he didn't soil himself. I mean, he, every, just pounding. So something happened with Disney. You and Jimmy work for the same company. Right. So it's actually good.

You can actually go farther. How are they going to get rid of you? I mean, you let, but that's Jimmy's job, but Jimmy's not in sports. Jimmy's allowed to talk. No, I'm saying you go hard here and not be worried about how it affects you there. Right, because look at me, I'm just doing what Jimmy Kimball does. The precedent's being set.

And then if they come from me, God forbid, I got to get Jimmy on the phone. That's right. Jimmy! I was trying to be like you. Or at least Jimmy's attorney. Right, right. And you'll still get this. But everywhere else you're right.

CBS is completely compromised at this point. How's NBC? I don't know about NBC. But I don't know that I don't think they're being that brave. No, it doesn't feel like it. Everyone's scared. And I get it. It's tough.

It's not good. In other news, remember how you were bringing up Tucker Carlson? The other day and about how you're like everybody's posting Tucker Carlson. And, you know, I'm not funny. I didn't always agree, but now he makes so much sense. Well, so I've always thought it was a grift, right? I do believe he's a white supremacist. But I feel like he's willing to go wherever the grift is.

Yeah. Right? He has traveled to the Middle East. met with people and maybe he's learned, maybe he's seen some other things, whatever. Okay. But I want to play you guys this clip. You have clip 11 over there. Let me see it.

Let's see how our number system works. Clip 11 he's calling for folks. This man has been conducting interviews and just asking questions and talking about how he's opposed to all this military action. Meanwhile, his son is the Deputy Price Secretary of the Vice President. This man is serving as controlled opposition. When your son is the Deputy Press Secretary for the Vice President and you're using your podcast of just ask some questions. You're no longer just asking questions. You are part of all of it

and you are serving as the reasonable role that over the next few weeks and months is going to be warming up his audience to a larger full-scale. Never mind the fact that he worked on Fox News with this guy and then wrote the book review for this book. His news may be well-produced and well-articulated. Ask yourself, who is he really doing this for? Talk about it. Wow. Wow. Wow. Although, I mean, that's not even my, and that's not even my biggest issue. Well, of course it's not your biggest issue, but I thought it would help. Yeah, like add to the illegitimacy. And the reason once again, who do you believe?

Right. That's really interesting information. I did not know that. Did not know Tucker Carlson's son worked for the vice president. Yeah. Did not remember Tucker Carlson and Pete Headsex were coworkers. Did not know that Tucker Carlson actually, you know, put some commentary in Pete Hegg says his book. But did he say, did he put it in the book?

or she reviewed the book? He did a review for the book. He didn't write the forward. He did the review. Yeah. More information that shows that Tucker Carlson is not a legitimate, unbiased person. That's right. That's right. Laura, are you ready to get to the rundown? Yeah, let's go. Oh, we're going early. I like this. Big day. The rundown turned that up. Screen's on glow when she pulled up. Headlines heavy, but we still cut up. Light still flashing. We don't slow up. So,

Kanye West just announced a new show in Los Angeles. All right. So it's his first performance. Remember, he just, I don't know if you guys saw the footage of him in Mexico City. He did that in January. So this is his first live Los Angeles show since, I guess, 2021. That was the last time? Listen, man, shake the cobwebs off, Kanye.

Let's see. Yay back. Yeah, I want to hear the music, though. What, is he coming out with new music? He was supposed to drop it out. Yeah. But he didn't. But he didn't.

The gamma. What, what's this month? But, okay, this month. I was supposed to have a new Kanye West project. I thought yesterday, you know, since Ebro's, you know, pulled off a couple of great bookings for us, got us T. I before TI started shaking around, you know, popping up. I thought should, is it time? For what?

Should Ebro break glass in case of emergency and say, yo, yay, man. You hit us up many times. You said you wanted to talk. come on through. We want to see if you're really about the things you're saying. Would now be a good time to talk to Kanye? Would he say yes? It seems like he's not talking right now.

It seems like this is not talk mode. It's due show mode. And would you have an appetite ever again? Will you ever have an appetite again to talk to Kanye West? So I thought about this the other day. Not for this, but just in general. The upside is obviously people tune in. People are going to watch.

It would be a big, for us, for our fledgling program, it would be a big start, a big kickstarter right in the ace. But I also, because I think there's a part of me that wants to like Kanye to just not talk at all. I don't want to be a part of him talking. But what if it turned out good? I don't trust it. I don't believe that. There's not a part. It's kind of once again going back to like the Trump of it all and all that I don't trust any of this.

I don't trust. I don't believe you. I don't. What are you going to say? I don't know. What are you going to say? Sorry. Okay, you're going to ask him, so you're going to run down the litany.

What about this thing? You're sorry about that? What about this thing? You're sorry about that? What about this thing? Remember that time you went up and kissed and licked Donald Trump's kneecaps? You're sorry about that? What about the time you called him your father?

You're still sorry about that? So you're going to run down the litany of Kanye West problems and just have him just get barraged by them. I think we package it. I think we package it all up into one apology. Maybe not run down the whole list. So my point is, is after all this last 10 years of all of his nonsense, I don't really have anything to talk to you about.

I don't think this is a clean slate for him. I think he might be sorry and he met with the rabbis, but he's like, yo, I'm just sorry for the Hitler song, but everything else is still standing. Yeah, I don't know. Although he did, remember, he also said he's very sorry to black people who he let knows he back down. And I thought that was good.

Now, just put out your music, man. And just let time go by. Let time go by, let us actually see some, you know, behavior that supports like, because other than that, we're just milking him like everybody else has milked him. Right. And that's what I'm saying. Isn't it our turn? Don't we deserve to get it?

Everyone else got, you know, everyone else had their moment. I'm so checked out. No, we got, we got, remember on the last show? He called in early. Remember early we had Kanye? We was early we called in. He was like, you, bro, I love you. We need that clip.

That was weird. Find the Ebro I love you, Kanye clip. No, I forgot about that. Remember? And he called in one morning just to tell me he loved me. Yeah. No, it was cool. It was cool.

But I mean, like the big sit down. You know what I mean? Tucker Carlson got one. Did it? Drink champs got two, you know? Yeah, I just... But no, you're a good person for not wanting to exploit it. I only would be willing to do so if it was exploiting the idea of him trying to now be positive.

Then I'm down to do that. But you're probably right. You'd probably be nothing burden. Now, do people out there watching? They're going to want it. They're going to tune into it. Then there's going to be people who will be like, why are you doing this? Especially if he looks bad.

If he looks bad, then we look bad. If he looks great, we look great. Because we're just taking a guy that we used to really revere and like and just continuing to drag him. Yeah, because what are you going to do? Okay, let's say he looks good and he comes. He says, yo, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry about the anti-Semitism. But I still love Trump and I'm still, you know, I'm still with it.

Candace is my girl. What? What are we doing? That's an interesting point. if he splits the difference. Yeah. And he's like, he gives you a little bit, but he doesn't go all the way. You're like, but that still sounds terrible, bro.

I know, then we end up getting to a big thing with him. And then what do we do? We got some clicks. All right, yeah, cool. And now we're also got people tuning into his album and we made him a headline again. Right. And then it turns out to be, listen, you're right. I'm just trying to think of some big stuff, man.

You want to get us that 100th, wow, before we get to July. Just subscribers. Listen, I'm putting the brand first in this case. Well, I think, too, sometimes I just feel bad. Sometimes, honestly, I just, when things are just bad, I don't like it. But I would rather things be not bad. But it's also selfishly motivated not just because I want the clicks for our show, but also because I'd love for it to go good and be able to be fully back in on Ye.

I'd love, I'd love, Kanye concert. So I used to love Kanye concert. Well, no, if, and I, you know, I guess because of everything and me not liking a lot of the music he's dropped recently, I'm not excited for a Kanye concert. But he's at his all joints. but I've seen those and I saw him when he was at his height

when he was really, really rocking. So do I want to go show up now when it's, is it riggedy rocking? What's the last show you went? Wasn't when we went together to Life of Pablo? Probably. Yeah, yeah, probably.

In the suite? Did you come to my suite? No, we were like in the audience. Oh, you went on the floor? Yeah, we were like on the... You didn't come to the Rosenberg suite? I went. Remember when I went

Moshitted with Travis Scott under the floating stage? Yeah. Any of you guys come to the suite at Pablo? No. Oh, damn, I guess those people I like better. No, it was a great time.

Pablo was great. It was great. Yeah, that was a great show. But I also saw him and Drake in L.A. at the Coliseum. Or was that him and Drake? No. Him by himself. You didn't go to the makeup show, did you?

No, it wasn't him and Drake. It was him by himself in the Coliseum, right? No, him and Drake did the Larry Hoover show. You didn't go to that, did you? That was at the Coliseum. Yes, you went to that? So I was there. Yeah, I was at that.

Because that was Apple was involved in? Yeah. That was the Drake 2 in the show with a gun to his head concert? That one. Yes, yes, yes, yes. That was the. Yeah, I felt like I was at that one. It was the Drake. Hold up a copy of today's newspaper if you're all right. Yeah.

I was like he did not want to do that. That show, I forgot it. That was already when it was bad. That was such a weird time. I saw that. But yeah. All right, can we get, let's get some positive news. Oh, we go.

The rundown, Lord staff. Jill Scott is hitting the road. She just announced her tour to whom it may concern. 36 dates June through September including Nashville, D.C. Atlanta, New York. She's coming to New York, July 16th and 18, going to King's Theater.

So, yo, her album is dope. I haven't spent time with it yet. It's a little guilty. It's dope. She got a joint with Tierra Wack that I like. Two shirts on there. It's dope. And she gives you just gilly from pilly.

King Lou reports and Griff report. They did a quick chat poll. It's 50-50 on whether or not we should work on a Kanye interview. Really? 50-50. Wow. Oh, okay. Okay, interesting. Now, this right here, come on, let's go to low because I couldn't believe that.

The lowdown. Let's go low. Hold on to your speaker. Oh. Time for the lowdown with Laura Stey. Now yesterday we talked about that woman, Ivana Lizette Ortiz, who drove up to Rihanna's mansion with an AR-15 shot at the mansion and one of the bullets penetrated the walls. This was very scary. So now that people have been doing a little bit of digging, you guys,

some of these videos that are popping up online are very disturbing. Like, look at this one. Listen, Rihanna, when you die, God is taking me to my future. Huh? You want to kill me. Shut up. Whoa. Okay?

Shut up. That was not. Yeah, she's a witch. She's a witch. I'm a watchman. She's a witch. Get that stupid girl out of here. Okay?

they can't do this. They can't do this. That's why you got Rihanna over there all jealous. Because how am I, how am I? Because her faith is the devil. Rihanna's faith is the devil, okay? I don't like her,

and she's always trying to steal from me. And she has not ever put out any music to reach people. You can wrap this up. She only did her little music thing. So this is a girl that drove by and shot at Rihanna's house. Yes. And the whole thing we were saying yesterday about her not knowing it was Rihanna's house. Clearly she had a thing with Rihanna's.

Exactly. Well, that part's very clear. The videos are obsessive and so not well. This could have been so much worse, man. There's more. Oh, there's way more. She's been going on and on video after video. So now she had a gun, which that's problem number one.

How is the person with this sort of mental health issue, have a gun? Well, I don't think it's hard to get an AR-15 in Florida. Well, that's where I was going to go. It was going to point to Florida. So then she drove from Florida. How did she get from Florida to California? I'm assuming she drove. She just drove.

I mean, it's crazy people out here. There's people on the brink and then it's crazy. And here's the thing about that. Even if you were to report her and say, hey, there's this woman online saying crazy stuff and they investigated her and she had done nothing. They do nothing. Nothing happened. I know.

Because she's an adult, she would have to admit herself to some sort of psychiatric facility. I think that this conversation is so tough because when you people look at her and they're like, she needs help. Where's their family? She needs help. Guys, no one can force her into a facility to get help. No one can force her to get medication. How does she get a gun, bro?

Florida. Yes. I think you could just walk on up to whatever store and just be like, here's my money. Imagine there's someone who spends their life doing stuff like this. And then you could just walk in the store. I need a gun. And no one does a check to see like, what is this person doing in there? No, no, no.

They don't care. They just care about the truth. Transaction. Thoughts and prayers, man. That's it. That's what makes it wild. That's how I always, if I was a responsible gun owner, I would be, I want strict rules. I want people to know what the hell they're doing. Right. If you loved it and you were like, I love my guns and I'm responsible with mine, wouldn't you want other people to be responsible with theirs?

That's one thing I never understood. But, you know. Well, I do think there are responsible gun owners who feel exactly how you feel. It's the state of Florida, like there are certain states that are irresponsible. Yeah. I was, for some reason, someone posted yesterday the clip of when Wiz and Snoop were at Hip Hop 50 and when Wiz did see you again and they showed all the images behind him of artists who had died. Yo, guys, when you watch that run through of how many artists are dead in the past decade, most of which by gun violence, not all, but most of which by gun violence, it's insane. And I say that to say I'm just grateful that nothing happened to Rihanna.

That's... Yes, oh my God. That's like, that's real. Like bullets went into her home. Yeah. That's insane. Anyway, that's the rundown guys. And the lowdown.

That was love. These people... I don't know. I just keep thinking about when Ebro said. It's something that I just really gets under my skin, how it's like... When it comes to domestic violence, right? Women that feel threatened, they're like, yeah, someone who's making threats,

police can't do anything. They can't do anything until you're actually hurt. It's crazy. You would think, but the hard part is, if you go the other way, where do you draw the line on so-and-so said something threatening? I need you to go do something. You'd think they'd be able to find a line. Like you could find a line between someone's an argument.

argument with someone and says, I'll bleep and kill you. Yeah. You think you could find a difference between that and a series of videos where someone looks unhinged and is repeating a theme. You know what I'm saying? I don't know, bro. I think you could believe my pay grade. I don't, I can't help you. I think the only thing you could do is get a restraining order. Or somebody could flag this. They could investigate it. They could keep an eye on the person. But once again, she was still able to get a gun. If you can't stop her from getting a gun, you're going to stop her from driving across the country?

Right. What are you going to do? We got problems, man. Yeah. Like, we have plans, but we also, as a nation, have problems. Right. We have the plans. We have plans.

The nation has problems. Facts. You know what I'm saying? What's true. Do you guys want to do other shirts? We've got problems. We got problem. No, that doesn't sound like anyone would want that, though.

But it's facts. We have big problems. No, but people got problems. I think people need to embrace them. I think there's, and I think culturally we don't embrace our problems. Like, we don't openly talk about or actively go down a path of trying to fix our problems. Like, we just don't. We try to defund our, we defund a lot of our problems.

Yep. Like what, what institution in the last 20 years that you can think of has the funding to even, support a woman like that. Where is it? Yeah, where are you, where you're sending? Especially right now where the government's cutting everything. Yeah. Where's the money coming from?

Right. And it's the same obviously with the people who, you know, homeless people who. Well, like in New York City, in New York City right now tonight. So a couple of weeks ago they were supposed to go do annually there's like a go count all home, all the homeless people in the shelters outside. Like we need a number so that we. can allocate dollars to make sure they have the proper support that's something that new york city does right a couple of weeks ago though we had a blizzard so they weren't able to do it today

literally today they're asking people to sign up and get paid to go outside tonight today tonight and count help count homeless people um half the people like half the people they need have signed up so far they need like another like 50% of the people like they need 1,200 you need 1,200 they have 600. To count. Yeah. To count tonight. And you could, I mean, if you're listening to us talk right now and you want to make,

I think they're paying. You can sign up, make some money and help them count homeless people. I've never heard of that. I didn't know that's a thing. That's a thing. And what's interesting is, even during the blizzard, remember Mom Donnie was paying. How much were people making 60 bucks an hour? No, I think it was like 40.

I heard 30. I heard 35. I heard a couple of different numbers during the blizzard to help shovel. So come to find out There are corporations mad at Mom Donnie for doing that Oh, because they want the gigs for their good Because companies used to get those contracts as kickbacks And so instead of doing that

Mom Donnie was like, nah, we're going to go to the people And just pay the people and the wages he paid Were way above minimum wage Do we know where they landed? Because at first they didn't announce what it would be Do we know where the wages landed? No, I heard like 35. I heard a bunch of different numbers

What do you have, Griff? 30 in the chat. 30 in the chat. Okay. 30 and 30. It's pretty good. 30. Where you could just sign up and remember they did the whole thing. You need two forms of ID so ICE didn't show up harassing people and all this sort of thing.

And by the way, the second round worked. Yes. I mean, things got clear very quickly. But listen, it's not all sweet with Mom and Donnie right now. Wow. What happened now? I got a concern. What's that?

What? I saw a headline the other day. I don't have. I got a concern music. I wish I did. We, yo, put on the list We need conspiracy theory music And we got a concern music

Or this is serious, whatever music Time it's serious. Okay, okay. I read a thing the other day that they're considering To try to make up They try to figure out how to make up these billions That they need back. Okay.

Right? Because, you know. Because Hocco may not raise taxes on the rich. Because Hockel may not raise taxes And because Adams was, you know, doing Huka in the club and lost five bill real quick. Should be noted. The amount of people they need to raise taxes on

taxes on in the state to make up this money. Yeah. Take a guess. How many people do you think it is lost? We're doing like percentage? No, there's total number, like a number. So we're thinking about the billionaires, right? Yeah. Millionaires and billionaires. Let's just say, I don't know.

Millionaires and billioners in New York. But it's more than my guess is not, it's not just, you have a million. My guess is it's the higher end. It's not you, it's not you have three million dollars. That's what I'm saying. So I'm trying to think. because people have millions. I'm going, it's a crazy number. That's why you bro's asking this way.

It's a crazy low number. I'm going to say it's 500 people. No, it's more than that. I'm told it's more than that. A thousand? 30,000. 30,000 people would pay. 30,000.

Okay. If it was a thousand. That's a lot of billionaires. That's a lot of people that make a lot of money here. Half of them probably don't even live here. But there's 8 million people here. I know, I know. I know.

30,000 is not a lot of people. No. 30,000 people wouldn't sell out summer gym. Just put in. Right. Right. Well, it would now because you can't put it in the stadium anymore. Right.

But, um, my, the thing I'm concerned about is I heard them speculating on removing all free parking from New York City. Do you see that? All. That's crazy. Meaning alternate side parking, which currently makes up 70% of parking. 30% is pay parking. 70% is alternate side. In the city or in all five boroughs?

No, no. I believe in the boroughs. No, everywhere. That means like even on your block, right? That would be residential also. Oh, no, throughout the city. Five birds. That's everything.

That they would say, let's just get rid of this alternate side parking thing and it's meters all the time. That would be for me. That's what it is. Yeah. It would be bridge too far. Because they have this. You're out. There's a thing.

Parking. Parking would send you out on Mom Dyer. Well, no, no. It wouldn't send me out on, it would send me out on New York City altogether. Like, you're not. telling me you cannot just be a person who has a car and goes to the city. You have to pay garage prices essentially. There's no way to just hustle. Well, so you know that's been coming for a while. Outside of Mom Donnie, getting drivers, regular car driving people to not drive, especially in

Manhattan, it's been, they're going to keep pushing that. They want cars gone. I've been telling you that since De Blasio. No, I know. It would just be foul. It would just be foul. Again, this is not a people issue. The richest people... They try to claim it as one, though. All right. The richest people's cars are in garages. Yes. The rich of people. The people who park in the city run

the gamut from you have no money to you have pretty good money. It's all kinds of regular people park their cars in alternate side parking. If you were rich, you think every Monday and Thursday from 930 to 11, you go and sit your ass in the car? No, look, I feel you. I'm just thinking of

all of the problems that this city has. Right? And him thinking about or considering it's or even him. I don't know it's just a him. I don't know if it's just a him. Whoever floated this idea out. Okay.

This is all because 30,000 people won't be asked. Can't be asked. Don't want to be asked, whatever. To pay one more percent in taxes. One more percent. By Kathy Hockel, because she doesn't want to do it. And so this is, but.

The brave Democrats, you know. But I'm also interested in how you guys feel. This is why Mom Donnie's throwing these ideas out. Because in time, you'll be asked to vote. The thing that Mom Donnie screwed up, though, and we talked about this, the lieutenant governor, Antonio Delgado, was aligned with raising taxes on the richest. And he was going to run against Hockel. But I'm told he dropped out because he's.

saw Mom Donny and Hockel aligning and he didn't think he had a path to win because Mom Dany and Hockel were aligning. But now Hockel, she gave him his pre-K and she gave him all of these things, but she's not giving him the one thing that's going to help him close this budget. The one thing he ran on. And so did Mom Dani play himself? Yeah, that's crazy. We did not lose power on our stream.

We just lost all of our lights. Oh, okay That was interesting Griff, you just had a power strip or something? Yep, clumsy. You probably shouldn't be sitting over there. Oh, my God. All right, well, we're back.

But that's the one thing. Look, power out. Yo, you talk about Mom, Donnie, you lose everything. That's crazy. No, no, listen, it's wild. I just can't believe nobody's running against her. I just, I hate it. It's not like she's that respectfully.

I don't hate Hockel up and down the border or anything. This is just a weak. another. Now you can't hold her to anything. That's what I'm saying. There's no, the Republican candidate, nobody even knows their name. Right. The Democrats just going to win. So, and it's not like Hockel should be an unbeatable candidate. She's not exactly the most charming, electric politician you've ever seen. I mean, her, her approvals have gone up the last few years, for sure, since she took over from Cuomo. Look, she won, she won and stayed on the job. You mean, yeah, after taking over. After taking her.

over. Sure. But I remember when she ran the, wasn't she like lazy? She didn't hardly even campaigned. Yeah. She was just kind of like, her husband's in big real estate.

Isn't he like, doesn't he own part of the like, didn't he help build the Buffalo Bill Stadium or something? Oh, there was, I remember some chatter. And I think also part of it for her was just stay out of the way and don't give people a reason not to vote for you. Because she had name recognition. She'd already been there.

It was kind of like, let's just keep this thing. Let's keep this thing on the rails. Listen, to the super chat we go before we get to the gurus. Who's checking the Super Chat? Look at you staying on point with making sure we get to the gurus today. I see what you're doing, Ebro. Listen, man. I respect it right now.

Somebody got to run point in this room. You guys are just meandering the day. Lights are getting turned off. It's crazy. Craziness. I don't even know why you're sitting that close to that thing. All right. Who's in the chat?

Here we go. Super chat. We got Marvin, who says, happy birthday, Ebro. over a week early thanks Marvin that's nice though man or a week early um

Moreno the man came in with a light little light spot today but he gets a shout out anyway because of how consistent he is of course he does wait we need to meet Moreno the man

I got questions he said I tagged you all on a post on Insta I'll do the call I'll do the call does he mean like the intro thing yeah I think so yeah so let's look for that

let's look for Moreno the man's tag of us JW came through JW just comes through and drops him money He's just like, he's like the regular at the strip club who doesn't have enough money to go to the champagne room. But he's here to give you a couple dollars. So this is the question I have. You guys dropping in a super chat all the time, money.

We appreciate y'all. But how come you and I subscribe to the Patreon? Or are you? Or both. Or both? You're just... Listen, I would love to know. That's why I say I got questions. Baby Kay Love says, keep it up, fan with the news segments important in this day and age.

Ebro's feet is fire. Also, big up Rosenberg's dad. Enjoy his viewpoints. I'll tell my dad. Nice. Juju says, blame an organization called Transportation Alternatives.

Yo, if they had to hit us, it wasn't enough. They're not getting enough from the toll. If they're not getting enough from the toll, they're like, now let's make you pay for every parking spot. By the way. Remember, the toll money goes to the MTA.

It doesn't go to the city, bro. No, it gets congestion. I wonder what this would be there. No, no, MTA, dud. Yeah, we had a second. Pricing goes to fix the train. Period. Where do meters go?

Meeters go to the city. Meeters go city. Got it. So they're like, now, we want to get some too. Right. We should all get to take from the people. MTA has its own budget. That's not the city's budget.

Right. And remember, even if you pay your, when you pay meters, the cheapest you can get a meter for at this point is five an hour. Yo, this is so foul. This is this little trick that they have on the meters. I don't know if you have the app, right? Yeah. So the Park NYC app?

So if you pay on the app and you go pay for an hour, it's $5. Okay? If you try to go pay for two hours on the app, it's $13. However, if you pay once an hour, it's $5. So I pay once an hour and set an alarm. When I go to my other job, I have to pay the meter the whole time. I set an alarm for once an hour and repay it. But you know they're playing that game hoping you'll just mess up and they can catch you with a ticket.

Now I got a question for you. Why do you do this to yourself? Can you not afford? Are you having financial problems? You can't afford the extra money? What do you mean? Like, why would you set an alarm every hour? Yeah, I don't want to give them an extra what adds up to like another $12 a day. And he doesn't want to pay $70 a buck. Oh, for the day. I thought you were just saying for like a couple hours. I'm there for four hours.

Got it. If I do 30, if I pay it, it'll be 26 or more, 28 instead of 20. Yeah, I'd rather save them. I'm saving they. Because you're not getting up and going anywhere. It's just on your app. You just have to remember to go back to the app and hit park again. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. This stuff's adding up, bro. It does.

It does add up. We come to this place. We got a, if I drive here, I got a garage. We got a $9. Once a day, I'm paying the $9 to go drive up and down in the city. They get you, bro. As you can see, I forgot my glasses today. BK.

Bajan says, morning, fam. I just got the merch. Thanks to Laura for making sure everything worked out. Wow, you got the merch. and you sent us money. JW says, I'm a lady, Rosenberg, smiley face.

Oh, hi. J.W. spends another $5 just to say I'm a lady, Rosenberg. I can't see. Listen, and so the reason I'm asking is because the way they're throwing money at us and the way you're trying to dodge

$3 here and there is just an interesting the combination. I don't get any of this. If they started paying for my part, if I was taking this to pay my parking, I think they think you do get it. Well, one day I hope that I will. But right now, Bill's got to get paid.

So everything you do will one day lead to maybe me being able to pay for a parking meter. We don't know. But thank you to everybody. I think the super chat was super useful about the super chat potentially. And as we build community is for people to get in there and like send people to their businesses. To me, I look at it as like a low way of advertising. Like you're not able, you're not ready yet to do a full ELR sponsorship deal. But like, hey, throwing some money and say shout out to someone.

You know what I'm saying? Right, right. And that could be a good way to build community. and get our people supporting each other's businesses because I think we have a little special community we're building. We do, we do. You guys want to do like Small Business Monday? I don't know.

Do we need another day? Free promo Friday? No, a free promo. Well, that's basically what F Fah Friday is in a lot of ways. Well, now, a lot of F Friiday is just showing love and talking about real talking. It's not a lot of business. No, small business promotion in there. No, you're right.

You're right. But feel free to shout out your business. Promote my business Monday? I don't think that works, like, as a thing. Like that's just not dope to me what you're saying. Tell them about my business Tuesday. Talk about my business Tuesday? That's not bad.

Yo, it's guru time. Let's go. Guru's. Wait, I need that intro. Damn it, man. You had it. I had it, but I don't know where it went. It's not on here anymore.

No, look, all my stuff is right here. What was the reason? No guru intro. Look. Oh, there it is. The gurus. Rosenberg. All right.

You know you are a beautiful queen. Ebro, don't ever play yourself. You're not a guru. Breathe in, breathe out. The original gurus at gmail.com. The original gurus at gmail.com. Where the gurus unite. Hey, Gref, can you find the news story

where the new leader of Iran, which is the son of the Ayatollah that got killed, has now threatened Donald Trump and said, basically, don't play yourself? You could be next. This just happened? Last night, I just saw on my phone. But I want to make sure it's real.

All right. I heard it on 10-10 wins. I think there's a great SNL sketch to be done about them announcing who the new Supreme Leader is in Iran and everybody not wanting that job. And people being like, everyone's getting killed who gets the job. And they're like, all right, guys, big announcement time. Who wants to be the next Supreme Leader?

And like a table of people like, I, hey, yo. Send your messages, guys, to the original gurus at gmail.com. The original gurus at gmail.com. Your destination for clarity. All right, first of all, a lot of love. But this is a long email, so I got to skip through your love. We appreciate being part of your routine and bring you positivity and realness every single day. We appreciate you.

Thank you. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 34 years old, I've been with my son's father for 20 years. We basically grew up together. He's been my best friend since I was 13. We share a beautiful nine-year-old son, a lifetime of memories, and a bond that shaped who I am. All right. Recently, he told me he doesn't feel the same anymore.

He says we're not compatible and that he's not happy. He believes there may be something better out there for him. Hearing that from someone who has been your person for most of your life is heartbreaking in a way I can't fully describe. Man, I imagine that. This isn't the first time we've been here. In 2019, we separated for about a year and eventually found our way back to each other. So part of me keeps holding on to hope, but this time feels different. He seems sure.

I've been in therapy for eight years working on myself, trying to grow, trying to understand my patterns, trying to be better, not just for him, but for me and our son. I love him deeply. I still see the good in us. I wish we could work both on ourselves and fight for the relationship instead of walking away from it. But I also understand that I can't force someone else to choose me. I'm trying to respect his space. I don't want to be selfish.

I don't want to guilt him into staying, but I am devastated. He wasn't just my partner, he was my safe space, my best friend, the person who understood me without explanation. Even though I have a family in a small support system, it's not the same. I'm grieving not just a relationship, but the future I thought we would have. The idea of starting over at 34 after being with the same person since childhood feels terrifying. I don't even fully remember who I was before him. My question is, how do you truly let go of someone you still love?

How do you accept that they don't choose you anymore? And how do you rebuild yourself when so much of your identity was intertwined with them? I want to be strong for my son, for myself. I want to love myself enough to move forward. But right now, I feel torn between respecting the decision and holding on to hope. Thank you for listening. I'm so sorry. This is too long.

It's not too long. Oh, man. It's a sad tale. Yeah. But a tale is old as time. I knew it. I knew you were going to. say it was a tale of the oldest time.

But sad nonetheless, so I don't want to minimize her pain or any of that, but, ma'am, it's going to hurt and it's going to hurt. What is it, half the amount of time that you spent? So if you've been with him for 20 years, you've got like 10 years of pain on the horizon. Dang. I mean, that's what they say. No, listen, I did those numbers. I lived those numbers.

It's not. Not these numbers. No, but I was different numbers. I don't think any, I don't think there are many people who can relate to being with someone since they were 13 or 14 years old. To 34. I don't, that's like, and that's why she was like, I can't remember who I was because you didn't know who you were when you got in this relationship. No. But I was 25 to close to 40.

It's not 13 to 34, but it's, it was a. No, it's serious. It was, it was. But 13 to 34 is a different. No, you haven't even been an adult on your own in any way. although I'm not going to lie, when I got divorced and looked back at my life pre that relationship, it was pre-25, bro. That does feel like I was a child. You know what I'm supposed?

And I'm going back and look. And I will say, like, 34 is not old. But see, that's the thing, though, on the flip side. So you got a couple things working for you, ma'am. I'm going to help you out real quick. I'm going to explain to you why your situation could be worse. You could be 50. You could be 50.

You're 34. Yes. Number two, y'all share a child together. One part that I think at least about my situation that, you know, now I'm happy how things worked out because it worked out beautifully and Maya's here and it's a less complicated world. But at the time when I was going through it, one of the things that was so debilitating was this person's not even going to be in my life anymore. Because when you don't share children, that's generally how it goes. You move on with your life and you start a new life. You don't want to have your ex around your life.

This person's not leaving your life. Your life. Y'all are a family to some degree. However, they don't want you romantically anymore. I just don't want her to feel like that's some sort of like a false hope. Yeah, you don't want to hold on that. I don't mean it about hope. What I mean is over time, you will get excited about a, I know you can't feel it yet,

but you will one day get to have a better, more exciting, romantic relationship that feels good. However. And that person who was your ex is not going to be dead. They're still going to be the father of your child. I think it's too soon for a silver line. I think she needs to, you know, what did Kendrick say to Drake? You got to, you know, go to Ayahuasca. That joint, rip the soul from the bottom and do all of the,

only because there's nothing more beautiful and innocent and magical than falling in love in your teens. And, you know, you may fall in love again. You may have love again. you will have love again. But you will always remember, and you got to be honest with yourself, that that 15, 16, 17,

you and your boo booed up, young thing. But it doesn't feel like that right now. And it hasn't for a year. No, I know. But if she's looking to hold on to that or any piece of that, that's where I believe you're going to, you could trip yourself up

and hit yourself with the butt. Sure. Because people often do that. They trick themselves to believing. That's why she's still holding on the whole. hope. She's holding on to hope because she thinks they can get back there. Well, listen. That's the one thing that I want her to face reality. I want her to listen, though. Listen, he does not want to be with you. Yeah, but Laura, you can't, you don't know him. You don't know him.

I don't know him. We can't remove the hope from her. But I'm just going by what she's saying. No, I know. But isn't this though? Isn't there a part of this, though? She said he did it before. Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm not telling her to all let go of a hope right now. Why does he get to keep playing with her also though? He shouldn't. And she should go move on with her life as best she can. But I just know today we're not going to convince her because three hosts that she likes, love her. No, give up hope. No, there's always going to be a thing

that sits there. What I'm saying is the hope will come and go. And I'm not saying give up hope. I'm saying let your soul burn slow. Because it's pain. This is pain. Embrace the pain. I'm telling you right now I'm telling you right now is someone who's done that. That's not, I don't think you're helping.

I don't think you're helping because he doesn't need us to tell her to feel. She's going to be on the floor. Weeping and pain. That part ain't going anywhere. What I'm offering. Speed it up. Get into it.

Get involved. Get to it. I'm just offering that the relationship that you're mourning that you're saying is like that in your brain now. You're like, how can it all be gone? What I'm saying is it's never going to be all gone. You guys created a life together that you're going to love forever. And one day, whether you ever rekindle or not, you'll either rekindle and that would be nice or as insane as it is to picture. 20 years from now, you'll be with different people still loving that child and knowing we did that together.

There's joy in there. There's joy in there. And you will be okay. But he just don't want you. Yeah. And I just think you should. I don't know why you're doing. She knows that.

I just don't want to lose hope. She does. No, she's heard it. She heard it. She heard it. But she says she's devastated. She's feeling it. Like I think she's feeling it.

Sorry, Lord, what were you saying? No, I just feel like, to your point, you can lean into like, yo, I picked a great father for my child. There you go. And he did an incredible job. He's doing an incredible job to our heart. You know what I mean? Because to you and to him, that's what you will always have in common is a wonderful

child. That's your connection. But that's the, to me, to your point of like, he's always going to be there in that sense, I feel like she should lean into it. That's something to hold. He's not because when you don't have that, it is sort of like a death because the person is gone from your life. How about this? That's not what's happening.

How about this? The more you embrace where he wants to go and what he wants to do and be a real friend and supportive and try to keep whatever connection that is positive, the positive pieces, healthy. And you work on focusing on, you know what, people grow apart, things change, yada, yada, yada. That can hopefully get you guys to a great place of being awesome co-parents and friends. Yeah. And something that is very healthy. Doesn't have the romantic part, but it is very healthy for your son and for you to know, you know what, we had a great run. It was beautiful.

It was magical. And even the way it ended was nice. That's all positive. And I'll also say on the hope front, the more that you accept this and just find ways to be positive and do your own thing, if there ever wasn't. going to be a shot, it will come from you handling it well and doing your best. That's how it goes. And just to put the cherry on top, you're 34. You have a whole life ahead of you.

You can discover yourself, maybe truly find who you really are. You never get a chance to do that. And what we're really not even asking is, you know, does this come down to like the sex part? Brobin with you also since he was a kid. Is what he really saying is I'm tired of hitting it? I'm tired of this. I love our life. I love you.

You're awesome. Doing this with you still is just not doing it for me no more. And if you can mature and have a mature conversation about that, that's a real thing that people just don't frame that way. And I know I'm being crass. But sometimes people are about how lame people are. That's how people get. No, men are like that too.

Like it's that important to them to be like, but I love just bored hitting this. But regardless, he doesn't want you. Right. And if that is the case that he's just bored hitting this, consider this a blessing. If you're willing to walk out on 20 years and a kid because you need to go get some new, then guess what? But guess what? I'm not saying something that hasn't happened. No.

You're saying the truth. But once again, the same way she's like, I don't remember who I was, he never found out who he was either. Right. He's still a guy that's like, yo, this is the only thing I ever had. No, he wants, there's probably a part of him that still wants to challenge. She wants to know if he's cool. He wants to know if he can get other people.

He wants to feel validated. I just only had it. Trust me. Trust me. That's probably a big part of it. But you can't fix that for him. No. But the reason I'm putting that on the table for her is so maybe she can understand. This doesn't even have anything to necessarily do with you as a person.

Right. Right. Like you could be a phenomenal person. You guys got a phenomenal life and a phenomenal connection. And he's just like, I want to go have some other punani. facts. And that's, but I can't tell you that. I mean, he could try, but that might send it into a whole other spiral. But maturity is, you know, if you guys have a chance to talk, being mature, being open-minded, having honest dialogue could go a long way. I'm sorry, though. I'm going to be

honest with you. It sucks. And it won't be, you know, if it does, it turn out to be the end, it won't take full 10 years for you to be all right, but it's going to take some time. Yeah. And just just walk in the kitchen tonight. and be like, oh, is this just you're bored having sex with me? No, just pour into yourself. That's it. Just ask you. Yeah, and by the way, I mean, listen, if that was the real conversation, though,

then it could be like, hey, maybe y'all want to explore something else. Sometimes a break can be useful, you know? Listen, but it requires a lot. He's telling her. I'm done. But Ebro might be right. He might be so scared of saying, I just want to go hook up with other women that he now has to burn the whole thing down and really might be like, I don't want to burn the whole thing down.

I love you, but I want to have sex with other people. Yeah, but what if she's not open to know? but a relationship. But I think they should at least have that convoy so that she can understand that this has nothing to do with her. Listen, there are people out there who are like, hey, if I have to choose between you having sex with other people and being alone, I would rather be alone.

There are other people who would go, man. I'm tired of having sex with you too. This is a great idea. And I don't want to think about you having sex with other people, but let's go do our thing for a while and reconvene. and have some fun. You know what I'm saying? And I don't want to lose you forever.

Or in the chat right now, because I don't know, I don't know if, I don't know if, if we've had this conversation here. I don't recall where I had it. But the amount of married people that live in different places, like down the street from each other, or around the corner or near each other, they're married, they have different houses. The numbers are very high, higher than you'd expect. Yeah, I'm sure we keep talking about that.

I don't know anyone I know me neither I live that live they're married no they're married we're not sophisticated Laura

and they live in separate places charlie Ralph is the only one I know Cheryl Lee Ralph you're good friend I was I was shocked by the amount of how common it was

wow good luck miss we're sorry we're there for you damn sending you love no we don't need an outro

we don't need that we just need the outro music please stop it D. And stop playing the intro so loud. You play the music so loud. It's like he thinks we're in Lion King. Speaking of Lion King, speaking of Lion King, did you see the Star?

Yeah, I'd already seen the clip. No, not the one. The Lebo M response? The guy who actually sang in his response. Lebo M, yes. I know Lebo M. Yeah, you told him. I reached out to try to get him to see if he can pop on.

What do he say? I don't know. His assistant hit me back and said, Mr. Lebo M will let us know. But I said, we'd love to talk about. So if you don't know, there was a comedian. who's, I don't know which country in Africa he's from, but he was sitting up with Godfrey and them joking about the lyrics to the Lion King song. And how simple they are.

And how simple they are. When truthfully, they're not simple, but if you read them on paper without context, it could come off. But he was just being funny. Yeah, I spent New Year's with Leb O.M years ago in South Africa. Yeah. Great guy, seemingly. Very, very popular. Anyway, people have, since it's gone viral, people have now, you know,

it got to Lebo M, and he called the dude an idiot. Yeah. actually went through the lyrics and was like but then the comedian didn't want to like apologize or I'm just wanted to you know show some respect for these great lyrics these Lion King bars. Real quick

shout out to Jeffrey. Man Jeffrey Cabrera coming through. Thank you buddy. Yo Rick said I'm subscribed to both. Plus I got my family to follow the YouTube channel. Yeah, he's subscribed to Patreon and he's throwing us. Appreciate you. Yo, Rick.

Bethania, 2011 came through. Fred said you guys are awesome, much respect, always from, no, I can't call you that word. The Village R word? I'm not calling you that. And he shouts, producer Griff. Nell just came through and threw us 20 bucks on the love. Thanks, Nell.

Love my twins, 08 through 20 bucks and said, love the show. Laura, we need the Bochinchai crew t-shirts. Oh, God. Laura, have you been in the Bochiti chat? You know, I'm going to get in there today. The answer is no. Tina Chrissy also came through. blessed us too. Thank you, Tina.

Instead of just being like, no, I have not. I've been busy doing other things. I'm going to jump in there today. Thanks, guys. Can we do something for people who can't afford to be in the super chat? Because now I feel bad every day. We're shouting out people who donate money and give money. We can have a portion of, how about we pick a portion a few times a week where I just,

we jump in the regular chat and just try to grab. And we're looking for birthday shouts or, you know, positive vibes, something that we could share with the larger group, not just, You're shenanigans. Shouts to Craig Valentine. Shouts to Spanx's dynamite. Judon Foster, Jerry Dubb, Jessica Fury. Is that guy?

Chino Newark. Marley, Craig Valentine, armed and dangerous. There you go. That was a long ex-outher. Shut up. Shout to Spanx. She's been with us like for years. Goes hard.

Always consistent. Oh, we appreciate that. Does she wear Spanx? You think? I don't know. Shouts to Mama Squish. Miguel Baez, Lizzie McD. That's dope.

Shout out to all the guys that end their relationship. Hip Hop Heist. Happy birthday. You got out there and you just told you lady, you know what? I'm tired of hitting it. I need something new. You know what I'm saying? You're honest. Shout out to all the guys who are able to pull that together.

And shout out to the people who had to hear it and figure it out. There you go. Not great. It's not good. It's not good. But listen, this is why I'm against getting in serious relationships young. Man. Some of y'all be too young to be having all these kids.

And being married by 22 is crazy. Crazy. No, man, it's a long time. 25. I even think 20 is crazy. I used to think I wanted to be married at 28. Look at me now. It don't happen, though.

See y'all tomorrow. Don't call in the podcast.