The Ebro, Laura, Rosenberg Show - 54.) Rosenberg's New Project + The Truth About Trump + Ye's Attempted Comeback (3/12/26)

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

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Just don't call in a podcast. The Ebro-Lora Rosenberg show. Day, Thursday, one day, close to the weekend. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, that is Laura, and that is Rosenberg, and I am E-BRO, and you are watching The E-L-R show, or more formally, as you can see on the sign there,

the E-BRO-L-Rosenberg show. You know what I mean? and we have a program that we do here every day. That's right. And we'd love to hear from you. How's it going for you? Have you been able to work this into your commute? Have you been able to listen to this in your car live at 8 a.m.?

We'd want to meet you. Right, right, right, right. You could jump in the super. No, you can just jump in the chat. Let's give the chat some love today. Yesterday we got so caught up talking about the goings-ons of your upcoming podcast, which is called, validate me. validate me, which you can subscribe to on the YouTube.

That's right. Make sure when you subscribe, though, you hit the hype button. I'm told that's a really good thing to do. Oh, I love the hype button. Well, actually, no, once videos go up, you hit the hype button. That's how you do. You subscribe. Then when you're watching videos, you hit the hype.

And by the way, while you're in the chat, minimize the chat, and hit the like button. People are like, where is it? They're asking a lot. I'll be honest. YouTube's asking you to do a lot of work, but if you're a part of the EL Army, you know, throughout listening to the show today, hopefully you can make that a part of. part of your viewing habits. All right?

Laura's got the rundown. We'll get to the gurus. We missed some special super chats yesterday, Rochevart. Yeah, but we missed. I did. I lost some of them. But hold on, but I have one. Somebody gave $100 in the super chat.

That one I have. Okay. That one I have. Did Griff send it? No. Hold on, hold on. Here to see. Louis did it.

Louis said it, right? He sent it to the show. Here we go. I got the button ready. And? I'm Stephanie Corral. I'm on my husband's account. Freddy.

Wait, Stephanie's the one that gave us the gift. Yep. That's her friend. She also gave it. That's Stephanie Corral that's the same person? Yeah. I mean, unless it's two people with the same name. No, no, it's her.

She also sent $100. What? Stephanie. Stephanie, stop. Yo, Steph, listen. Chill. No, don't show. Stephanie, the real question is, are you subscribed to the Patreon?

You need more. She gave us a gift. Well, no, I'm saying. She gave us the gift. She has to be on Patreon. Come on. She, of course, she is. Or she could buy some merch.

Laura's got new merch coming out soon. Yes, yeah. But she said, I love you guys, and thank you for keeping the show going for all of us. Man. We got your card. If you missed the show yesterday, Stephanie gave us a cool sign, custom sign. We shouted out, I think it's her business, Sunny Acres. But Stephanie Corral, yeah.

See, same lady, right? Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. That's the card. That is. Now I've got to find the rest of the super chats from yesterday, but I'm going to find them. Okay. Because we owe some people some shoutouts.

Okay. It's really nice. We got plans. We do have plans, by the way. I've been talking to some companies about our plans. Okay. I want to get these plans moving for the spring. I want when the warm weather starts to really, you know,

after the spring solstice, days are longer. You know what I mean? After Easter Easter's on the way. That's when you want to drop new plans. Well, I feel like that's when it needs to be. We need to be outside. Yeah.

Outside plans. Outside plans. Yeah, that's good timing. I'm excited about it. What do you guys feel about this? I'd love to hear from you guys in the chat. Because we've been thinking about a family, like a family summer fest.

Yeah. We've been talking about this. How'd those calls go long? Not well. Not what do you mean? They don't want us around. No, they do and they love us just timing wise. Time.

We're late. We're late. We're late. That's it. We're already late. A lot of love. We're already late for summer plans. Yeah.

There's no room anymore? No. They have everything booked? So we'd have to do our own. Yeah. Yeah. Which is fine too. I think I've talked some people who are willing to support.

But I also talked to Juvenile and Manny Fresh. Hello. Okay. About having them like host a party. Yeah. So that way it's like a juvie, Mani Fresh party is not a concert. It's like really like Manny Fresh. Because you know, ManiFresh is a real party DJ.

Right for sure. While Juveniles hosting and performing and doing songs. That could be something. That's something. Let me tell you something. Ladies take Tylenol before you go to the party. Because that back is going. You mean the dancing could be a problem.

You back that day up. Take your Tylenol is crazy. You know, Juvenile's about drop a new album. Right, okay. So that's why I talk to them on Apple Music. I'm going to drop that convo pretty soon. I like that. Yeah.

This is a great idea. Yeah, but I don't know. Do we just do Manny and Juvie? Well, I was thinking it's a series. Like we can do, it's not, it's a one thing. We do that. And then we do another thing. And then we do another thing.

We start to build, right? Because if we want to get back in, you know, MetLife Stadium one day, we got to build the. We can start up on the party. Yeah, that's all I need to walk into my house and be like, yo, babe, running it back. Where a MetLife. Stadium. She's going to be like, why do you do this?

Yeah, yeah, I'm running an entire concert at Life Stadium. I don't know if we need that. Hebrough is a completely different person backstage. But that would be actually, you know, it would be an interesting you know, listen, it seems crazy. But if it was, if ultimately things went really well,

it would be a fun thing to do one day to go full. Listen, that's why I, there are levels, right? Like I did Peter Paloosa which is not Summer Jam. We could find the sweet spot between Peter Paloza and Summer Jam. Peter Palozo was a moment, though. No, they were big. They were big shows.

A couple thousand people, big shows. So there's a way to do it where it could happen. We can absolutely go Paramount in Brooklyn, King's Theater. Sure. You know what I mean? Beacon even. We could do Radio City even though it's too pricey, but that size. Yes, for sure.

There's a lot of options there. I like that. The Manny Juvie party would be a good vibe. So when do you think that would be like summertime? I don't know. I didn't get that for a question. And it can be too late. We'll talk.

Too late like in the day? No, I mean, you can't have it until like four in the morning. No, no. Listen, ladies gentlemen, if I do anything and we do anything with the ELR Army, just know it starts at 7.

Yes. And I'm leaving by 10. But if it's warm weather, we can do straight day party vibes. Yeah, yeah, but I'm not working on weekends with you, you know, you want to be a weeknight? I got to ride my bike on Sundays. No, we could do it like Friday night.

That's Friday night count. That's weekend. Even Saturday night is Friday night. Friday night I'm fine with it. But you're not doing Saturday night. Out of the question. Because you're not messing up your Sunday, right.

That's right. And Salasi and Issa and I got activities on Saturday. I got places to be. You know it would be a vibe too. I mean, if it was the summertime, I could maybe take off my other gig. But like a Friday sort of early as soon. Oh, summer Friday. Like a summer Friday happy hour starts at three o'clock.

People start coming in four or five. But guess what? By eight, nine, it's a wrap. Go make your dinner plans. Go somewhere else. But for a nice four or five hours, Friday evening. That's fire. Sounds good.

Not bad. So I like this. My knees like this. Yeah. We're taking care of the adults. And I'm working on the family vibes where you can bring your kid. You want to bring your kid? Yes. I'm talking to Vashti. Our girl Vashton. Oh, that's a different

event. Different event. Different events. So we got, like I said, we got plans. We're planning. Okay, I have super chats. Here we go. Super chat from Rosenberg. These are from yesterday that we missed. Someone wanted to give a happy birthday shout out to their son Jason. That's pursuance. Wanted to do that.

A person came through. Just gave money. That's it. Kept it moving. Stephanie, I mentioned. Um, Lil X came through with $2 and said, Hi, Rosenberg, I drew a picture of you as a rose.

What? Where? Tina came through and said, Loyal fought for life. Unsolicited show idea. Spanish word of the day with Laura. Also, money jar for every time you guys interrupt Laura.

She'd be wealthy. Have a good day. I've been working on it. I've been, I lack patience. That's the problem. Should I do my money jar? It's not a bad idea. Do a money draw.

A dollar each time. By the way, it would be really funny, wouldn't it? I'm down. It would be encouraging to us. It would probably make an impact. No one wants to give away money. And you know, Ebro is not going to have single. I'll pay like $10 to interrupt sometimes, so I can't take it.

I just need to get in. I mean, look, Laura, this is taking too long. He'll $10. No, listen, Ebro's an interrupter. I'm an interruptor. I'm an interruptor somewhat, too. But Ebro is an interruptor. I don't know what the interrupt gene is.

It's a thing. Like, when I do it, I'm like, why am I doing that? It's not that I think you're boring. It's that I'm overly... I interrupt both of y'all. No, no, just did it. That's what. You know why?

Because it takes too long. Get to the damn point. But that's... Calmate. But is that really what it is? It's my patience. But it's not that the person's taking too long. It's that you are...

It's me. You want to talk now. It's me. I need to say it. That's right. Or whatever you just said, spark something that I don't want to miss. Because you may move on to the next thing and once you miss the opportunity is going. Let's see.

Tina came through and said, Loyal fought for life. Oh, you already did that. on solicit show idea. David came through and said, Best show in the world, keep up the excellentness. Wow.

Thank you. Fredo came through. What up? Fredo. Eric Motion said, let's be honest. Timmy was trolling. He was talking about Timothy Chalame.

Okay. Someone, Cell X23 came through and said, my triple X addiction was N.Y. Donuts. What does that mean? And then he said, if you know, you know.

So does he mean actual NY Donuts? I don't know. Well, we don't know, so we don't know. And I don't know what NY Donuts. I don't. IDK. S. IDK.

You know what I mean? And then Deontze came through with a 20 spot and said, X2 Bobby 566 cries in the fetal position at all the false information. He has forced himself to deep throat in his algorithm. Stop hating Duke. I don't know who they were talking about. All right. Is this beef within the chat?

I don't know. Congratulations. And Grim B.K. I told Rosenberg to just shout out random chats and this is what we got. These are the super chats. Oh, those were all super chat. Grim BK came in and said, Hey, Peter, all your troubles don't have to be a podcast, L.O.

Me. Might as well have some value to the hard times you go through. And not only that, but if you have troubles and things you need to work through, what better way to do it with other people? Facts. You can help people who don't have the means. to get the help you're getting or the time or the origins the two second origin story so you don't interrupt me was on the day that my life truly exploded I went on my

phone and I was like I got to find something like a podcast that I can like listen to about this problem like I need like while I'm walking around because I didn't have any place to go remember the show would end Laura and I wasn't going home so I was just wandering yeah I couldn't find a podcast that was like really up the alley so I was like one day if I am ever able to put words together again I'm going to do a podcast and here we are look at you so I think it's valuable. And you didn't do this on your own. You wanted to do this with the help of the ELR platform. Well, it's just the timing of it. So now you have time. I didn't plan on getting fired. I didn't know what was going to happen. I didn't know how I was going to do it. I might have even brought it to them.

They were like, we want to do podcasts with you and we want to do this and we want to do that. And I was like, well, I got something dope in the stash. The whole time, I'm thinking, though, I don't know if I want to do it with y'all because it feels like it won't go well. Facts. And then I could do it on my own, but it feels like it should be at least, I feel like whatever we do right now for the time being should at least be adjacently connected to this. This is our people, right? I'm just giving you a hard time, man. It's not that deep.

I'm excited for your project. I'm happy you putting it out. No, listen, that's Ebro. That should be Ebro's, I should have a T-shirt that says that. What? What do you say? I'm just giving you a hard time. It ain't that deep.

That's literally Ebro's hat. I'm just giving you a hard time. It ain't that deep. It's literally everything. he says in his entire life. Do you have the video I sent you yesterday, Joe, that Griff sent you? Does it have a number on it? You got to put numbers on me. I don't know if there's a number on it. Oh, man. You got it though. No, this is breaking news. Breaking news. I don't have breaking news. Here we go. Hold on. Breaking news. Fresh from the Rosenberg household. Here we go. This is from the

Rosenberg household. That's the one I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about? Do you know the one I'm talking about? He doesn't know. Does he know the one I'm talking about? Yo, the look, the way he's slowly pushing buttons. Do you know the video I mean? Okay. What buttons could he be pushing? I don't know. I don't know.

He's pushing this button. We need a camera on him and Rassan. Maybe he needs a button for this. He's just like touching. If you just tuned in yesterday, we announced Joe is sitting in for Rassan, who we had to force to take time out because he's having his fourth child, but thought he could be here while he was. His wife had a plan C-sise.

And then was in the chat yesterday. Was in the chat. And by the way, congratulations to them. We don't have a name yet. We don't. But congratulations. The fourth boy. Man, they was hoping for a girl.

Yo, hit everyone with the button who's like, I'm going to throw one more in there. See if I get a girl. Yo, Ricardo was like, that's my life. Because remember, he's four boys. That's what happened to that. Yeah, that's right. That's him and his brothers. Oh, but that's what happened there?

Yeah. And they never got one. No. So who's the youngest? Curwin, right? Yeah. Curwin was the girl that they wanted to have. No, technically it is juice, I think.

They were just all, they were just shooting for a girl. You don't even actually know who's the youngest. You don't know the order of these people. You're in-laws. Because Corwin is different mother. Oh, oh, different mother-s-same. Got it, got it, got it. Yeah, those jeans are strong, though, because they all look the same.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, to some. Joe, did you have any success? Okay. I don't. So you didn't have it? Why didn't he just say, I don't have it? We don't have that one.

Couldn't you just wave off like, no. Explain me what the video is before we see it. He thought he had it. It was a family video sent to me by Natalie. All right. Okay. Of Maya waking up in the morning. Okay.

And accomplishing something. All right. That was worth note. And you couldn't wait. You didn't want to wait for family matters. This is too hot. It was too hot for family matters. Oh wow.

I was like, nah, this could be my future. But apparently, It will live for a big fail for the second day for Joe No, and the way that we gave it You got to move on. You got to move on other things. No, the stall game that we ran for him, bro. Crazy.

I've never seen anything like it. No, we had a new topic. We said let's talk about Laura's in-laws And did a whole family tree. Now, EL Army. EL Army activate. We're about to get into the rundown. But first, oh, this is big guys.

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All right. Oh, look, Essence Fest announced their lineup. Oh, this is big. They've been having a lot of, like, there's been a lot of talk behind the scenes. Well, last year, Essence Fest had some controversy with the staging and running on time, and there was some issues down in New Orleans.

Yes. But now, listen, Miss Cardi B will hit that stage. Lotto. All right. Kalani, Brandi and Monica and Patty LaBelle. Oh, no, that's a good lineup. Right? Cheeks plays July 3rd to July 5th in New Orleans.

And this is just the beginning. So I am pretty sure they're going to announce big names and it's going to continue to pop. That's already pretty popping at the gate, though. Yeah. Run that again, Cardi B, Brandi and Monica. Lotto, Kaylani. And Patty LaBelle. No, this is a vibe.

This is pretty good. Patty. Patty. What's the date again? July 3rd through July 5th in New Orleans. It's always that July 4th weekend in New Orleans. Well, you know what, too? The reason I love this,

some people aren't that excited about July 4th these days. It doesn't necessarily connote a feeling that you're of pride. 250 years of America. Well, 250 years of America when it's in this particular place, it doesn't really feel slapping like that. Doesn't feel John Blaze. Doesn't feel John Blaze. So to just go down to Essence Fest.

Well, New Orleans, Essence Fest. celebrating black culture, black American culture, and just having a great time with people. I'm not mad at it, bro. It was a good time. Sounds like a good time. Fire.

Also, Kanye West appears to finally confirm that bully release date. March 27th for bully. There's billboards popping up all over L.A., in Japan. So, you know. After our convo the other day about Kanye West

and interviewing Kanye West, I was contacted by some individuals who are close to Kanye. Is that true? That is absolute fact. Oh. And what have they said? Very close.

Kanye. Very close. And they said Kanye West is doing great. Okay. That's good. He's in a great place. Super positive. One of them, the individuals that reached out,

absolutely agreed. We all need to be doing all interviews. Okay. I agree. Unabated agreement. Like, y'all, he doesn't need. He doesn't need. It's just not a name.

That's slight. Did anybody else say they disagree and they think he should absolutely come on the program? No, no. No one said. But our stuff moved around enough for it to be on. it people who are close to him's radar. Well, that's cool. So I was more intrigued by that

than what they said. Because I don't give a day. I love them all. They're great, great people. I'd love to see Kanye West regain everyone's trust. Like, I'm into that too. It'll be awesome. It'd be awesome. I'd love us to love a song or two. You know what I mean? But let's see. Let's see. You think you'll perform Hail Hitler or he'll move on. See, it's people like you. This is why we can't have enough. This is why. No, I do. For some reason,

I have faith this time around. I'm starting to believe maybe he realized if he doesn't talk remember in the history of Kanye West it was always when somebody's pushing him or something was happening that's when he said something or felt like he needed to he like he reacts think about the man think about all you're right his his the way Kanye his natural reaction to conversation with media is so adversarial It's like built in. Every time I communicated with him, it would go left. It's on video.

They're all on video. I interviewed him in the hallway at Hot 97, and I'm like, I'm like, oh, yeah, man, today, today, what was that? Graduation. I was like, oh, graduation's out today. I mean, it's kind of a big deal. I'm referencing the movie when I say kind of a big deal. It's Ron Burgundy.

The clips then named a song kind of a big deal. It's a thing. It's a phrase. and I just remember right away it was kind of a big deal and he's not like joking he was legitimately in no way like I'm playing with him

like but you're into comedy you know Will Ferrell kind of a big just being silly and then like it's just always when he walked in the Drake interview that I'm doing in the locker room in the dress room at SOPs immediately just weird energy

it doesn't have to be weird like I'm a huge fan and this is your back to your podcast what's it called you validate me you could subscribe now on YouTube remember Kanye's origin story is about wanting to be seen accepted known for his rapping his production like think of that whole story that's the whole story the whole story is Kanye constantly being like yo

but me but me me me me I deserve I'm hot pay attention to me yeah you're right he's the ultimate and by the way from the stories you hear about him shopping the way he is with dating I'm sure he's all He's looking for all of it No he needs it He can't get enough And he's the opposite His mom

It wasn't that his mom You know Didn't show him enough His mom Bade him in love But You know what I mean Was his dad there enough

The dad relationships Is funky I know I know it's I think it's in a good place now But right But in these formidable years Well and also I think sometimes

Your parents Giving you too much love Can also create desires But there wasn't There are also talk of him having whatever, not bipolar, but there was some talk of him being young and having some, you know, what's the term you used? Social challenges.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if he was on the spectrum or what it was, but that was talk that his mom had him in some workshops and there might have been some medication and things when he was young too. And that really is possible, by the way. Yeah, and then growing up and like, I don't want to say, it's a lot. I've seen this a lot where it's like when you become an adult, you don't necessarily agree with certain diagnosis.

You know what I mean? Or you're in denial. And you fight back against it. Yeah, that happens a lot. You guys see the video moving around this week of the guy at the subway, of the guy in the subway who's walking on the stairs and the woman approaches him. And it's like, do you work for the MTA? And he's like, no.

And she's like, then why didn't you? Because I guess he, he, he, someone tried to keep the door open and let someone else go in and he closed it. Oh, right. And the woman is screaming at this guy. And he's very clearly autistic. Oh. And the guy's like, very clearly. He's like, no, I, I don't, of course I don't work for the MTA, but it's against the rules. One, you know, you have to pay the fare. And this effing woman just continues to scream at him until he backs down. And then, and then she walks off like bleeping moron or whatever. And I'm like, lady, you're the moron.

And you know I'm a moron caller. You're the moron. How did you not figure out a sentence into this? And then a bunch of the comments that I saw is this woman's getting flambayed. Was that a lot of people said that autistic people, it's very common for rule following to be a big part of their life. He was literally doing the right thing in his eyes. But expecting somebody who would think about the type of person that would actually

yell at someone. For closing the door. Right. So she's also not... And pull the camera out. Right, but she's also like not very astute. You know what I'm saying? So think about that type of... So you're already down a bad path. Yo, that guy left the door. Let me go

tell this guy what's on it. This guy's following the rules. Let me go bully him. Yeah, you're a weirdo lady. Already off top. Yeah, that's sad. A new show alert. Okay. Oh, here we go. I'm on deadline right now. Okay. Deadline. Hulu is developing a yacht rocker comedy. It says from Theodore Bresman and Neil Shaw.

Teddy and Neil, yeah, sure. But then as I'm scrolling and scrolling and scrolling and scrolling, I see Rosenberg's name and scrolling. We don't have to scroll that far. Which Rosenberg? There's a lot of Rosenberg. I don't have a Rosembourg. Peter Rosenberg and Mark Ronson.

Oh, I like this. Oh. Can you tell us a little bit more? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You know what, Laura? I'm glad you found that story on deadline when you were perusing news stories. that you organically stumbled on to that story.

You know. But yeah, we have a show at Hulu being developed called Double or Nothing. It is a show about a, yeah, they have a tagline. Do you see in the article? They have the tagline. Wait, how do you know what's in the article? I saw it. Oh, you saw the article also.

Where's a tagline? At the beginning, the first paragraph. Read the first paragraph. Hulu has put in development double or nothing. Wait, you memorized the article? How you know where it is? No, because I don't like some parts of the article, but I like the top. From 20th television.

Written by Resman and Shaw in Double or Nothing, a washed-up yacht rocker gets a second chance at greatness when he teams up with a hungry young rapper to make the album of both their lives. Oh, that's so peculiar. And the next line. Okay. It's a half-hour comedy about getting it right the second time around.

There you go. This is fire. I wrote that line. That's right. Thank you. I'm very excited. I've been working on this for two years. Just for anyone to have an idea of how hard

this thing is, we are still in development. We're now going to try to make a pilot. So now we get some money to try to make a pilot. And then that doesn't even mean you get the show. No, you get, they have you write the pilot, right? And Teddy and Neil, our writers, will write the pilot. And then you hope that the pilot is then good enough. They go, cool.

Now we're going to pony up the money to make the pilot. Then if they love the pilot, they order the series. Did you ever watch the yacht rock doc? Yes, I did. But that was, you know, that was well after that this idea had formed. No, no, no, I just wanted to know that you watched Y'all Rock Da. I did. I did.

The origin story of this was a Kenny Loggins concert that I went to by myself. This was the night. Because they didn't list it in the story. I created the show. This literally was a... I felt like they... Yeah. No, that was my welcome to Hollywood moment.

It was out of the gate. They just listed me as a producer. And shouts to Mark Ronson, who also got listed late in the article. I'm realistic enough to know the reason the show got greenlit is because... No, Mark Rons. Bro, Mark Ronson being an EP on the show and behind making the music for the artist that it's about. Right. They didn't even include that.

Mark's making the music for the artist it's about. Well, look, even if the show sucks, the music is going to be fire. I wish I could play for you guys the day before our meeting. So Mark, I have this idea for the story of this character and this show and this song, double or nothing, and this artist. Oh, wait, you wrote a song? So I didn't write the song. I came up with the name of the song. Okay.

I mean, you wrote a little song. By the way, this won't suck. By the way, that would probably count as a writing credit, right? Yeah. Absolutely. Name of the song. Thank you. Hello.

You probably shouldn't be saying it on here. So anyways, I go to Mark and I go, remember when I went to Brazil? Aege in a song? Remember when I went to Brazil a couple years ago? Yes, Padju Kishu. Why did you just go Paujikasu? That's a, bro, you know how crazy that is to just say? I was in Brazil Poundjicageo.

It's just a random food. Why is she just naming a snack? Because you always say it. I love Pongu-Chiu-Bu. Because you always say it. I know random Portuguese. So when I was there, I was sitting there with this idea that I've been swirling around for a few months. And I literally crossed my mind.

I'm sitting there. I'm like, you're not the 25-year-old who was trying to make a Mike Tyson documentary. If you believe this is a good idea, like you're kind of already at second base in life. Like you're at a big agency. You know people. Stop being a loser and thinking you can't make a show and try to go make the show. This is, yes. So I called Mark when I got home and went and saw Mark to pitch him the idea of the show

because I figured if Mark's on board with doing the music, we got an opportunity. The day I go to meet with Mark, he gets nominated for an Oscar for I'm Just Ken, which ended up being, I think, his second Oscar for the Barbie movie. Mark loves it. We start talking through the ideas. We start talking. We find, we hire writers. We do the whole process, which is a process.

And the whole time Mark's like, hey, listen, you know, like at some point, like before our first meeting, like I'll have some sort of like framework of a song or whatever like I promise like we'll have some song you know. You know his half-ass British accent. And I'm like, okay, he says we're going to have a song to play. Okay. The day before our first meeting, this man facetimes me. And I was like, hey, I'm in the studio with my writing part right now. I just want to play a little something. And he's like, it's just a hook. It's just a hook in like the framework of a song. Yo, guys, I'll play it for you when we're off the year. He plays me this thing and I'm like, A word.

It's out of here. No, we're going to get the opportunity. We are going to get the opportunity. Our first meeting the next day. First meeting was with another place we didn't end up going with. My agent has, Dipperstein's been telling me, just so you know, no one sells TV shows. No one, you don't, it just doesn't happen. No one's selling shows, not scripted shows.

People sell docs here and there. Scripted shows aren't, they don't sell. And at the end of our first meeting, the guy's like, you know, I don't normally do this. But I haven't had a chance to talk to my colleagues, but we want this shit. We want the show. First meeting. I like, Natalie was in the room that I looked over and I was like, do we just do this? And then we hang up the phone.

Dip calls me. He's like, hey, congrats. You sold you for a show. First meeting. Out of the game. That's so wild. So now you don't know what's going to happen, but they're still wild. Just getting there is super cool.

It's hard for me to get excited because I hate the whole process of the pilot to the show. You don't know what's going to actually happen. I talked to a friend recently. And then people start haggling over the pilot and then you start to like, who's getting what? And then it's like they ruin the fun of it. and it sucks the life out of it Bro, it's a crazy world I'm co-creator of the show

Well look, let's just celebrate this far That's it, yes This is amazing And like I said Even if the show sucks And they like suck it dry You got a Mark Ronson song Hello

That's right No shouts to Mark bro He that was Listen we all know people in our lives Who are cool and connected and successful And we all know that it's Hit or miss with who actually Picks up the phone and is like

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want to say this. But I did good. You did really good. Yeah. But it's not about me. It's not about me.

I just wanted people I had to know. I was struggling. Because they were like, all right, Rosenberg, we get it. You got to.

You know a friend? Because still, we're in the rundown with Laura Stow. So not only was I going to interrupt you, but you interrupted her. It's a double interrupt.

Do you have anything left for the rundown? Oh, it's already done. You know, You know a friend told me? A friend you guys know somewhat. She told me she was leaving Hollywood. She's been there for 10 years. She was like, I'm leaving Hollywood.

I was like, why are you getting? You know, she's a writer. She was like because I've had six shows go into development. One got a pilot made. Oh. Six. Six made it to the step I'm at right now. One made a career.

That was what she was. At some point. And you got it on your first time. Yeah. Well, no, no. But I... You know what she's saying right now? Wherever she is.

You're going to shut your white mouth. No, no, no. But she only... I only made it to where she made it five times. Oh, she got there five times. She only made it to where they actually made the pilot one time. And then that didn't turn into a show. So she's like, I think I'm moving on.

I've done it six times. Like how much... Like how many ideas can I come up with that I think are great, man? One, is this why people don't even... They don't even... They just do a show. show a pilot and throw it up on YouTube or whatever and just go and then if it starts to go somewhere then well particularly because to even get into the spot that we're in if you go through the proper

route you have to have a manager you have to yeah like i had to have mad connections to be able to make this guy this was a lifetime of building you know relationship yeah what's gonna call mark ronson is to no dip to no dip when most radio people you i had an old radio agent when i got like a film agent's like why do you have a film agent you barely do anything it's like yeah he's my best friend Well, now it's come along. It's like, I've built a thing. It takes a lifetime. And it still may turn it up.

Well, and you got lucky with that, that you actually get along with the agent. You're like hanging out outside of. So even if you get rid of him as an agent, you still got somebody who's an agent. Get rid of him as an agent. That's the hard part. Then they become family.

There's no getting rid of them. Damn. Dipperstein could become a complete disaster. I'm now stuck with him for life. That's right. How are you going to, come on? Congratulations. I mean, fortunately, he's doing well.

But if he falls off a cliff, I'm still kind of. Yeah. If this happens to him. Or maybe he gets one of these. Well, you know how low I'm getting on the dip list? Dip now has, dip now represents Seth Rollins. In just the wrestling world, he's got all these major people. I'm like, I'm a small frog.

Oh, you're done. No, I'm crum trash. It's finished. It's finished on you. Ladies and gentlemen, on the Ebro algorithm. Ebro's Algo. Ebro's Algo. What we got?

Run clip two for me, Joe. Please. Come on, Joe. What's going on, Joe? If you support the troops, then you should be voting against funding this war so that we get our troops out of harm's way. But how did the troops vote? How did the troops vote? My name is Joshua Dawson.

I'm a data scientist and a political researcher. How did the troops vote? You know, we're going to hear a lot of people over the next coming day saying things like we have to support our troops, keep our troops safe by opposing the war. But, you know, troops vote in elections. How did the troop vote? What are the data say? 66% of active military voter for Donald Trump. You know, we all had a role to play last November in that election.

We all had a role to play. That's how a healthy democracy works. I want to be careful to not intellectually infantilize our troops now that the person that they overwhelmingly voted for might be putting them in a hostile situation. I want to be careful to not infantilize their parents as well. Others out there are worried that they're going to see their sons get in and daughters get involved in this. Over a third of active military have veteran parents. How did veterans vote? 64% voted for Trump.

Okay, well, if we are intent around election time on telling people that their vote counts, your vote counts, your vote counts. And then we ignore the causal relationship between people's votes and the situation that the country is in. We create a contradiction that undermines democracy. And I will be damned if I undermine democracy. Your vote does matter. So this guy, thank you, John. His name is Josh Doss.

Doss. We're all about to see it. And I wanted to show that because, yes, salute to the veterans, not all veterans, not all active military voted for Donald Trump. But 60 plus percent of veterans and active military voted in favor of the current president. As they basically in your face, play in your face, they said no new wars. Maybe that's why you voted for them. Because you're active military, your veteran, you didn't want to go to war. I mean, that was the propaganda, right?

It was. That's what they were saying. But we also remember Kamala was saying, Hillary was saying, that this president is absolutely going to get us in the war. You chose not to believe women, Democrats, a black woman. All of it. I just want, we got to remember that. I don't want that to be forgotten. It's important to me.

Do you think they didn't believe it? or you think that they cared about the other thing more? Yeah, the racist part. Remember? They love their racism so much that it's worth it going to more. Maybe that's it. I was being nice. I was being nice.

All of it. Racism, sexism, sexism is huge. The fact that I would prefer to believe a white man over a black woman or I prefer to believe in a man or a woman or, you know what I mean? Whatever it is. Well, the white supremacy that I mean that they stand for, that the whole thing. I want that whole thing. Yeah. You know, that's more important to me than staying out of war.

That, I, that was, of all the Ebro Alps. stuff we've gotten recently. That I actually enjoy. That was, I'm not say actually like I don't enjoy others, but like that was an interesting perspective. That to me wasn't just like a lot of times people are saying the same thing over and over again in the algorithm. That was a very interesting thing I haven't heard talked about. Because yeah, 60 some percent of both active and veterans.

Yes. But all voted for a guy who was a draft dodger who disrespected John McCain said he prefers, what was it? You know, he prefers his soldiers who don't get captured, right? Yeah, yeah, yep. And called people who got captured cowards. Or losers. Or losers, excuse me. Losers, yeah. So all of these, but 64%. Again, the racism is so tough, they must, they love it. They love it. But also for the non-voters or the people who don't think

it matter. I keep coming back to this. The only reason they work so hard to make it hard for you to vote is because it matters, man. Man, it stresses me out seeing all these videos about voter suppression, even though yes, there's nothing new. We know. It still triggers me. I saw all these black folks in Texas and certain zip codes like telling the camera like, hey, they're turning me away. I have voted here for X plus years and they're not telling me where to go. And that was only on the primary. Yes. So when we get to the general, it's going to be significantly worse.

And here's the craziest part. The turnout was still insane. Even with them doing what they did. You saw the numbers voted in the crock at Tala Rico race? That's all Democrats. Yes. Millions that were just in that race. So the numbers are outstanding and they're stopping people.

So it's just, it's very scary, Laura, for what could happen in the general. It also, like, I get deep sometimes into like just seeing conversations on threads and, like, the Latino community just frustrates me because the amount, it's layered because it's a, you know, it's all of the above, but the sexism, the racism, the racism, the face. Patriotism, the fake, I'm a Catholic, you know what I mean? It just blows my mind because we've talked about this over and over. We see somebody say something crazy hateful. And then you click on the profile.

It's like, put God first, be kind or like a Bible quote. And I just, in the Latino community, it frustrates me, Rosenberg. I listen, one of my favorite things about Laura is how much of a self-hater she is like me. That's what I appreciate. Because I think to truly love your, they call me. To truly love your people is to really see the worst part of it and be like, that's why you're,

yeah, it's, because you can't help but see it because you get so frustrated with your own that you would be this way. Donald Trump, let's never forget this, and I think it is forgotten. Donald Trump has been talking about Latinos and or Mexicans, because sometimes specific to Mexicans, sometimes Latinos,

since he came down the elevator. Really? The escalator. The escalator. Hold me say it again because I ruined the point. Donald Trump has been talking about Latinos in a negative way, in a, their scary, harmful way since he came down the escalator. That day.

When he spoke that day, that was the first topic we talked about. I was like, nah. We talked about the murderers and rapists. You don't remember that? I don't. I really don't. No, it's in the post-escalator speech was about the rapists and murderers. All I remember from the escalator was that those were all paid actors.

That was big too. That was big too, but no, that was... And I didn't remember what he actually said because remember at the time I'm like, oh, he just lost his NBC apprentice contract. He's looking for a new grift. He's just trying to stay on TV. Well, yeah, we weren't taking it serious,

but the one thing that he... I'd have to look it up because I haven't watched it. But it's... Lord, it's etched in your brain, too, right? Yes. It's etched in my brain. It was about the rapist and murderers from Mexico in that first thing.

And they care. They do not care. It also got to me. Well, they're religious, and so is he. Yes, there you go. It's all about the Bible. Congratulations. You played yourself. I don't know if you guys peep, but there was like,

Jamel Hill was getting heat from like the Latino community because I don't remember what she said, but she was absolutely correct. It was something along the lines of racism and sexism and hiding under religion and all these like Republican women were making videos to Jamel Hill saying that you're sick of the Democrats and their fake promises and like we and they're like border town people because they said it, right? Or Cubans. I don't even like Donald Trump.

but then proceeds to regurgitate all these right-wing talking points. Yep. It's exhausting. And I don't know if these people are really going to wake up. I don't think so. If you have it by now, and if this war doesn't do it. Well, there is a crazy town on social media that every now and then I go around crazy town. Yeah, you're down for a drive-through crazy town.

I go down through Crazy Town on Ebro's Algo from time to time. Yeah, I bet this may be a new segment. I'm going to work on this. What, down on Crazy Town and Ebrose Algo? Going down through Crazy Town? But, yeah, and I once again, don't know if those are bots, don't know if they're real accounts, they really have photos, they really have names, they have locations sometimes. The religious crazy right now with the whole people actually believing that this is a holy war?

That's, that's taking, no, no, no, no. My guy. Oh, they're really in on it? No, no, no. Yes. It's a real thing. It's not just the commanders telling the military that we heard of them. They have families, and those commanders have families.

They come from communities there in a community organization. organizations, they're in churches. And they believe this is a holy war. Yes. But when we say a holy war, this isn't a Jewish war. This is like a Christian war? I don't, whatever though. I don't. Which is it? I don't know. I'm confused. I thought the white Christian nationalists were also Zionists.

Yeah, but I'm just saying the religion. And them and Israel and the Israel Zionists want the same thing. Right. No? They want to, for different reasons, right? But it aligns. Because the Christian fundamentalists believe that Jesus is coming back to Israel, right? And they want to clear the space. I don't know. They want Armageddon, I hear them talking about it. It's Armageddon. Whatever that means. I love that you could, I love that you

could be into Christ and think that what he would want would be for you to slaughter children before it comes home. Right. I like, that's... Well, and we're a good understanding of Christ. Speaking of the kids, you guys are all aware that it has been pretty much proven by reporters and journalists

that that school that was hit by a missile It was a U.S. Tomahawk missile. Yeah. Everybody's on the page of it. Yeah, they found the fragments of it. Okay. Made in the USA. Okay.

They know it's that. Trump is the only person. We talked about that clip, right? The report of the other day. Trump is the only person who suggested it could be someone else. The only countries that have the Tomahawk, from what I've heard this week, I'm no expert, is the U.S., Great Britain, Netherlands, Japan. Maybe I'm forgetting. No.

None of these places are. bombing Iran except one. It's ours. Now, did you guys hear the story of the Iranian warship? Remember we torpedoed Iranian worship? Did you guys hear that? Yeah, I don't remember this. You never heard that for the first time since World War II that we torpedoed a warship during this Iran conflict? Tell me about it. Do we have the news clip? We've been covering this war with Iran. Have you seen this big headline? It kind of shocked me, actually. It's the sinking of an Iranian war ship by a United States Navy submarine that happened yesterday. Now, it's a big deal. It's the first time we have torpedoed an enemy ship since World War II. You might have come across the

grainy footage on social media. It looks like it's from like a Tom Clancy movie. And at first, you might think, well, you know, we're at war. That's what happens in war. But there's a kind of crazy backstory here. The thing is that ship was not exactly in the fight. That ship was off the coast of Sri Lanka, thousands of miles away from the theater of war. And it was there, for a very specific reason, it was at the invitation of the Indian government and ally of the United States. India has diplomatic relations with Iran. They had invited a bunch of countries to conduct a joint ceremonial war games exercise. Emphasis there is ceremonial. The theme of the event was, quote, united through oceans. There was even a parade, as you can see. According to a press release from the Navy,

the U.S. participated in the event, at least in part. So we definitely knew what was going on. And we must have known that as a condition to participate in the event, the ships that went had to be unarmed, according to the former Indian Foreign Secretary. Iran's ambassador, India, also says the ship was unarmed. So that exercise ended a week ago before the U.S. began strikes on Iran. It was on its way back home yesterday when one of our submarines sunk it,

killing at least 87 sailors with dozens more missing. An American submarine sunk an Iranian warship that thought it was safe and was international waters. Not fully. Instead, it was sunk by a torpedo. You were supposed to shoot it down. Quiet. It was an unarmed warship.

We shot torpedoes at it and killed 87 people who weren't participating in anything except a ceremonial parade in India. And no one's called. Is this not being broadly called out? I don't know. I heard about the sinking of an Iranian warship and then saw that on Ebroz Algo and was like, wait, so we just killed people who happened to be Iranian.

I guess they were in the military, so maybe that's the justification, but weren't participating in the war at all, just were a part of a ceremony with another ally, which is another country, India, and we're coming back home and we just killed 87 people. And mind you, we're part of us, We were also in the celebration.

So we knew it was a celebration. And were there any Americans there also? Where? On the ship? Yeah. That was sunk? Yeah. No, that was, it was Iranians.

But we said, but we were part of the celebration. Yeah, because all the warships had gone over there for the celebration. Got it. Got it. Okay. And they were just happened to be they were. So everyone went to the celebration. Yes.

Because it's an Iranian warship. So in theory it could come after us at some point. But it was unarmed. Everybody knew it was unarmed. We're the bad guys. I mean, this is, we need, like, we're the bad guys. I mean, it's, it's like, it's bigger than this. Congratulations, you plagued yourself.

Well, and currently, independent journalists, at least on Ebrozalgo. Well, that's the one that matters. Are reporting that we're not even getting the news of the amount of damage done to our military bases in the Middle East, the number of dead Americans they're lying about, like, this is a real thing that's going to, at some point, these chickens are coming home to roost. I think was it BBC? I don't remember, but I read that it was like over 160 injured soldiers from minor to major. 160 injured, but we only, but we didn't hear of the dead.

We only heard of the seven so far. Right. Yeah. So it's, it's an, you guys, we are going, we are embarrassing. We're embarrassing. So many levels. Like, like, immoral, low, low. functioning poorly.

It's just it can't be worse. We cannot be much worse. And we keep saying that also. And we keep getting this. Congratulations. Because it keeps getting worse. Do you think the rest of the world knows that half of us are against this? I think so.

And I'm going to tell you why I think so. Because the new Supreme Leader of Iran came out, remember I told you guys yesterday, came out and said, Trump basically watch your back or something like that. which was like, oh, okay, he knows it's Trump. It ain't got nothing to do with the rest of us. Which I pray.

Yeah, I mean. Because it would have been like America, this isn't over. It feels like they're speaking directly to him and them. But that doesn't mean that an attack, God forbid. Oh, for sure it doesn't. For sure it doesn't. Well, listen, I may have some insight into why Trump is such a bad guy. Would you like to cover it in the gurus?

No, before the guru. Although this is kind of a guru segment. Hey, yo, it's stop with the gurus. Rosenberg. All right, you know you are a beautiful queen. Ebro. Don't ever play yourself. You're not a guru.

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This guru is about the president. Okay. All right. Because maybe one of the reasons he's upset and handling things so badly is that his wife clearly hates his guts. But we've seen this footage. We've seen them not holding hands. But now we have new audio.

This is from the film Melania. Who expected to win worst picture at the Razies this one. Is that a real thing? Because the Razzis are a real thing. No, I think people are expecting and hoping it will win worst picture at the Rassies. Here is audio of Melania and Donald Trump talking on election night a year and a half ago. Hi, honey.

Hi, Mr. President. Congratulations. I will tell you, it's great. That's fantastic. Did you watch it? I did not. I did not. I had meetings all day.

You really should try and watch it. It is amazing. I will see it. Yeah, I will see it on the news. So, but that's great. Congratulations. Congress certified all the votes. These numbers, nothing like it has happened before ever.

It's a landslide. That's for sure. Looks like it's going to be about 312 to 226. Yeah, that's a good one. It's a good one. It was a big winner. I want every swing state. We won the popular vote for millions.

It was a big win. Much bigger than it is. Very exciting. Okay. Talk you later. Talk to soon. Bye. Congrats.

Bye-bye. That's cute. That's fine. That's great. I got, I got it. Listen, we got to dissect this. Hang on.

Hang on. Are you able to stop it during it? Yes, hang on. Okay. Hi, honey. Hi, Mr. President. Congratulations. I will tell you, it's great.

That's fantastic. Did you watch it? I did not. I did. Yeah. I did not. Yes. Did you watch it?

What would be? But also, her tone is like she's talking to a child. Facts. Facts. Facts she's talking to a child. I did not, honey. Uh-huh. It's very much you're 12.

Very much. Not. I had meetings all day. You really should try and watch it. It is amazing. I will see it. Yeah. I will see it on the news. Yes. Honey, I will watch you play your video game. I will. I trust me. I'll come see the blocks you put together. No. I'm on my... No, we know. Roadblocks is... I know it's a big game and you're doing really well. I want to see it. No, it's important. So, but that's great. Congratulations. Congress certified all the house.

Good. Yeah. She's not even waiting for him to finish. She's interrupting worse than we interrupt Laura. He's not finishing a thought. It's bad. Mom, I got 83,000 though, and I put down... That's nice, honey. Thank you very much, yes. Cute. Didn't even let him finish the thought.

It's numbers. Nothing like it has happened before ever. It's a landslide. That's for sure. That's for sure. No, big landslides. It's a big one. Big one.

It's going to be about 312 to 226. Yeah. That's a good one. That's a good one? We won the popular vote by millions. It was a big win. Much bigger than it is. Very exciting.

Okay, talk to you soon. Bye, congrats. Bye-bye. Oh, my God. It's big. Now, listen, this is guru talk right here. Back to the guru music. No, listen.

This is guru talk right here. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. We're in the gurus. Listen, we'll get back to the guru music. But hang on a second. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. That's crazy.

I know. Have you ever had a conversation with someone? It's just a coworker. Someone you're cool with. Cool. But they're busy. And you're trying to give them an update on what's going on. Mm-hmm.

And they're like, yeah, yeah, got it. Got it. Okay, got it. I'm going to get to it when I can. But they're really? No, that's great. Absolutely. No, no, no, no, for sure, for sure.

And you're like trying to give them the update. You know, Summer Jam's sold. I heard. I heard, yeah, no, I hear about it on their news. No, no, no, we sold more. Cool, absolutely. No, I got these artists. Big artists.

Absolutely sounds great. That's what it was. It was. These were coworkers. These are coworkers. That's it. These are absolutely co-workers. Right.

And she's working with somebody that she doesn't really like that much. She's stuck. She's, and she can't quit the job. Can't quit the job. She's tolerating him. But like no interest. And they have to have a kid. No interest.

She, they live in, they live separately, right? She goes to the White House? Well, it depends. She's in the White House sometimes, I believe. She's up here. Yeah. I don't know how often she goes to Mar-a-Lago. But that's not a real relationship.

That's not a relationship, not a romantic relationship. Well, what's the guru part here? That you should never stay in a relationship where conversations on the phone sound like this. So if you are in a relationship and you talk to your significant other in this way, this is not a healthy relationship? That's part of it. And also, I'm worried because the person who's deciding whether or not we may live or die is really in a toxic, bad relationship.

And maybe it's danger. Maybe he's adding danger to our situation. No, it's Malani's fault. Or Melania is doing enough to placate him and kind of keep us alive. Yeah, but she needs to listen better. Right, she's not even playing along that well. That's a problem. You're not, that car going out, he couldn't have seen that in the movie, Melania.

And felt good. And felt good. That might be why he started the war. Thank you. This could be just, he knows that this is the energy that is happening in his family. So he's used to it. Yeah, it may not be weird to him because that's just what our family is. That's how my wife talks about it.

So then he's really got dementia. And she. knows that he's got dementia. She's talking to a dementia case. I think you're right. And he's like, I want to call my wife and she's going to want to hear what I would agree. First of all, why it wasn't your wife with you? So there's that. On election. On election

night. So there's that part. Meeting. She had meeting. Melania, what are you doing? Real talk. What would Melania be meeting about? With whom? About what? On election on election night. There's only, it's, I mean, in theory, there's only two of them. No. And

then, by the way, once again, I'm going to say it again. You allowed this to be put in a movie, which means that everyone around you, Donald Trump, is laughing at you and using you. Like, how would you even say, like, yeah, I'm going to have a combo with my wife and a movie. Let me hear the call you're going to use.

And you can be like, yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's good. That's his norm. I'd be like, if me and my wife were on terms like that, I'd be like, no need to have a conversation with us in it. Yeah, yeah, it's her movie. Yeah, it's her movie. You can show me in the background,

She doesn't come to my things. I don't come to her things. Right, but he was good with that being in there. He was good with that being in there, which means he's not okay. There's no way he's okay. I'm going to look for a tweet that I sent out years ago. You know that company, I think it was early days of this podcast, internet media thing, Midas Touch. Midas Touch, okay.

They put out a whole thing about Donald Trump do-doing himself. Okay. And it was serious. It wasn't a joke. Okay. It was a serious thing about Donald Trump not being able to control his bowel. Okay. And you guys have seen these things, this combo kind of happened.

Yes. Multiple times. Yeah. And everybody does what you just did. They look away like, you know, okay, whatever. No, no. That wasn't mine. It's more I feel like, I don't know what to say about it because I've seen a lot of it too.

But you can't tell if it's real in the videos because it's just like, oh, look at this person's face. That's the moment. And I'm like, this was a little bit more detailed about people. saying, talking about how he smelled. Yes. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna try to find it. And I remember posting it like, yo, I remember seeing it.

Is this real? This dude is doodoo on himself? You were very early on the doodoo trend. Well, because it just was like, why would somebody say this in this detail if it wasn't true? And then, remember recently there was the story about the person who accused Donald Trump of sexual abuse and did something to Donald Trump while Donald Trump was trying to have sex with them, that people were like oh that's why he wears a diaper i guess dude shoved something in him okay i didn't a poll yeah i have seen so real allegation rosenberg

it's a real thing my god ibrose algo tap in well listen it's a lot it's a lot it's a lot well listen uh just for our chat i don't want the chat to come from me that sounds very plausible and i will look into it wait why why do you because if i don't say you know i'm worried that if I'm like, really? Some, you know what I'm saying? That they're going to be like, oh, I guess you like Trump Day. Well, no, no, no. This is a, if you don't think that, it definitely happened.

No, no, no, no. But this is a credible allegation. And I remember seeing this piece and was like, this is very detailed for not being funny, not trying to be funny. Credible that he had some sort of. No, no, no, credible that he doodles on himself and it sticks. That part, sure. But anyway, I'm tying that to this Melania audio because now I'm listening to someone who clearly

doesn't even know that the person on the other line doesn't want to talk to them. And the way they get off the phone is mad rushed. I thought you were going to say that at the end, she's like the part of the call they cut off, was that she was like, honey, did you make a poopie and pants today? And he was like, I did. And she goes, it's a big one. It was a big one. This is why we can't have nothing.

That's your cool. It was a big one. It was a big one. And then afterwards, maybe that was the only part he said cut up. He's like, can you all delete the doo-doo part? Keep the rest of it. Just not the part when she said. This is why.

This is why we can't have nothing. what's that lobe what he's that sasha riley is the name yeah sasha riley oh that's part of the sasha riley thing that oh listen

we're a mess it's a weird clip anyways it's not it's not what you want but anyway I'm talking about the dutowing on himself and then thinking

because it didn't it really pop it only popped it only popped in my head when I was like yo you don't know that she don't like you bro you can't hear that you have you didn't hear that audio going into a movie and go, this is not good.

Listen, everyone in their relationship could have a conversation with their spouse in which you'd be like, hey, I don't want that. You're talking to me nuts on there. Don't put that in there. You sounded really nasty towards a minute. And you don't normally sound like that.

You were in a mood. That means that was the best they could do. You see my point? You see my point? Pretty good. And so now I start thinking about you do-do-on-your-on yourself. Like you have to be do-doing on yourself If you're allowing that to be put into a movie

Is this a reach of my No, I feel bad though I hear you I feel bad Laura I feel bad though Why? Because there are people out there who have different issues That do-do on themselves Who have every control of every other

This is not fair to the rest of the do-to-in-on-themselves No, you're right And I'm not picking on y'all Because people have bowel issues I'm not picking on y'all But y'all also ain't starting wars with other countries Because you do-to-on yourself And you're in Epstein files

And your wife don't like you You know what I'm saying? Like, and your wife could probably love you to death, even if you do do on yourself. But you, sir, the president of the United States, are a bad guy. And based on that audio, she don't like you, my dude. She feels the same. And if they run around here with you letting you dodo on yourself and be around people, the people around you don't like you either.

They're just using you the same way we're watching these Christian nationalists act like you're a religious person. They're just using you for a means to an end. They know you're not religious. Or the way that not Yahoo. The way Israel is using you. Do you see we're giving him the Israel Award? That was crazy. No, no.

What is that? No, they're just getting the Israel Award. Laura, that's my point. They're just doing whatever. FIFA did it. That tells you he's a dementia. There's something wrong. There's a doctor that I follow who specializes in dementia and he was ex-Republican.

And every day he gives you a list of reasons why he has. Oh, that's a guy that talks about the bruises on the hands and all that stuff? Yes. No, it's a real thing, bro. I'm sorry On a lighter note There was also a clip From Melani moving around

Where she's in the car And they're like What's your favorite You know Brett Rattner Great interviewer that he is He goes What's your favorite music artist And she's like

Michael Jackson And he's like Oh What's your favorite songs by him She's like Billy Jean And also thriller That's all you can come up with

For your favorite music artist Michael Jackson And you like Billy Jim Yo Shut up. You don't like music. You don't like to say I don't have a favorite artist. But that's like people who say they like hip-hop, and you're like, what's your favorite song?

Biggie Juicy. Nah, stop. M&M, my name is. Those are my two favorites. That's it. I stop after that. Barr. See ya.

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