The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #100: Thought she could pass our NZ Citizenship test… Nek minit!

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

Thursday with the boys! EZ Money  Superman chat Blind Ranking superheroes  5 Star Fact Harrion pretends he’s a barista Shower Thoughts..🫧 Things that piss Harrison off Do you politely wait for others' meals before eating your meal? Niche Pet Bingo Selfish partner chat Riddle Me This Citizenship test Harrison tests his stand up comedy jokes Deep Thoughts Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Hello, hello, welcome to the podcast. Thanks so much for clicking on this. I started to thank people for this and then I stopped doing it. But thank you. A lot of other options. Thanks, guys. We appreciate you, actually.

Oh, yeah, producer Nurse Sam is just holding up a card saying this is our 100th podcast. Yeah. I was going to do snaps. That's a lot of days. A piece of paper said 100 on it. Clapping feels quite aggressive. That's awesome. 100 podcasts.

What the? That's... crazy. What was your favourite one? I was my favourite one. Oh my God. You can't remember what we did at 3pm today. My favourite one was when we went to electric Ave and I said that I put my in a dog's.

That's my favourite one. Sorry, we seem to have lost your mic there. Enjoy the podcast. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Good afternoon. Altea Ro. Welcome to the show, Sean, Steph and Harrison.

I know Steph today. She's still off for the rest of school holidays, but Sean and Harrison here. They're holding down the old fort. She doesn't even go to school. Why does she get it off? Actually, I keep saying she's got school holidays off. She doesn't go to school, but her child is also one. But he doesn't go to school.

He's one. But I keep hearing all week, like, oh, yes, test off for school holidays. Does she know that it's kind of money for the kids who go to school? Or are we allowed to take it off? I think you can have holidays whenever you want. I just think she decided to align it with other parents. The school holidays? Yeah, look, I don't know.

Ah. Okay, let me. Sorry. Apologize. Let's start again. then Steph is off for generic holiday leave. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Having a break. Oh, yeah.

Do we get holiday leave in this? He used to be to Bali. Yeah, man. Why do I get the cash mining? Probably never. Because you work two jobs. Also, you're still on that five-month contract thing. You haven't actually got any leave yet.

Yeah. It's a whole thing. Sorry, I just, a bit of reflection time for me, knowing that I don't get a holiday at this job. Which is fine, because I love it. And boy, what a show we got today, because I'm not on holiday. Oh, what a show.

What a show do we have. Harrison is very, very high on this new Superman movie. He went and saw the premiere last night and won't stop talking about it. Yep. And ladies and men or whatever are, Holly Alert. He's hot. Well, you'd have to be. You're Superman.

I know, there's something about in this time. Undy's on the outside now. Hotter than the inside, I'll tell you that much for free. Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge. If you've never played before, it is the easiest way to win a gram. We'll give you a letter between E and Z, hence the name, easy money.

30 seconds on the clock, 10 questions which Harrison will read to you, answer each one with a word of that letter, win a grant. Wow, and today on the line we have Kylie. How are you, Kylie? I'm good, thank you. How are you guys? Very good, thanks, Kylie. Can I just give you a little, you know, I'll give you a little behind-the-scenes peak here, Kylie. Our producers said to us before this, this may be one of the easiest ones we've had. She did say that.

She did say that. Sounds promising. So you probably talked to her before you talked to us. Her name was producer, Nurse Sam. So if this doesn't work out for you, let her have it, okay? You can just let her just go at her? No, it's not. Because she's been half around the office going,

guys, you won't believe it. Everybody gets around. Today easy money's going to win. And everyone in the office is standing by the windows watching this. So Kylie, I hope you win this one for Sam's sake. Yeah, yeah, no pressure, eh? No pressure. Yeah, but Kyle, you want to get no pressure.

No pressure. Just relax. Pretend you're not on the radio now with hundreds of thousands of people listening, wishing they were doing this. Yep. Okay. Okay, cool. Also, congratulations. You've already won $100, thanks to BNZ.

Oh, nice. Oh, that's mean. Either way. That's mean, as. Thank you. Giving you money to kickstart your money goals, wherever you start. BNZ has the expert advice and tools you need at every step of your journey. All right.

The letter today, Harrison. Kylie, your letter today, is M. Okay. M for McDonald's. M for meat. Are you ready, Kylie? Yep, I'm ready.

All right, Kylie. Your time is going to start as soon as Harrison asked the first question. Here we go. Kylie, for $1,000. The first question, a girl's name. Mandy

Something you'd find at a bank Money A month May A planet Mars A Disney character Mini Mouse

Something you can read Magazine A singer Pass A pizza topping A pizza topping Monceola A TV series

Monsters A type of fabric Muslim Mime time. Now I'm counting Muslin because it was just within the time on my end. I know there's a delay on the phones. I'm counting that.

Which means that you got nine because you're passed. You're passed on a singer. Yeah. So if we had one more second, you'd probably be able to come back to that. Do you don't have another crack at a singer? With M. There's a tough one.

It really is. Meat puppets. Meat puppets? We'd have to fact check that way. They're a band. Oh, there we go. That would have worked. I'm going Google that live meat puppets.

Yep, checks out. They're a band. You could have also gone Miley Cyrus, McElmore, Megan Trainer, Megan the stallion, Miguel, meatloaf. Metallica. Now that we're saying it. Kylie, can we just say that was horrifically impressive? Like, well done. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. The new superhero movie Superman. is out today in cinemas and look I don't I don't care I think a lot of people don't care Harrison you are so passionate about this man I thought I'd give you an opportunity because I was taken back by how much you care about Superman's new movie yeah can I be um completely honest with you Sean um I'm not a big fan of Superman Superman is the first ever superhero was the first ever superhero to pop up on any comic to ever exist like it was Superman and he's just a bit boring you know

He's been around for ages. He's like an alien and he's just like invincible. No one's a superhero is invincible. They want flaws. Yeah. His flaws is kryptonite, which is like a magic crystal thing, you know. And so I went last night going, okay, I really want to see this movie because this movie is the first movie, first movie that is going to kick off the new DC universe. Do you know how Marvel has done very well?

Billions and billions of dollars. DC hasn't. They don't so bad. So they got a guy called James Gundacumman who directed the Guardians of the Galaxy. movies to be their CEO of DC. And this is the first movie they've released. He directed it, he wrote it. And all I'll say is that it was one of the best movies I've seen this year.

It was incredible. It made people who don't care about Superman care about Superman. It was the little things like his undies outside of his body. Yeah, but weren't they always on the outside? No, well, they took it. Henry Cavill did it. Yeah. But he wanted to bulge.

All I'm saying is you've come in today. You've gone, the Superman movies incredible guys are under. these are on the outside. That's not enough. No, but it's full of heart and emotion, and it's quite topical. There's a bit of war stuff in there, which is happening in our world,

and they've metaphorically put it into the movie, and it's quite impressive. It was very like, wow, I'm shocked you've done this. Do they send Superman to Ukraine? No, but they metaphorically send them to another country. Oh, okay. Yeah, I won't say what. You can probably figure that out.

But, yeah, it was very funny, a lot of comedy, amazing acting, the cast, the on. And the new Superman, can I just say, man, pretty attractive. Very attractive. Okay. You're very passionate about Superman. And I love it, man. I never knew I was. I never knew I was.

But like his charm, his wit. It's just boring, isn't it? The romance. Oh my gosh, the romance. The kiss scenes in there. Superman and Lewis Lane, they kiss for like minutes in the film. And I wanted to look away from kissing, you know? I don't want to see that. Mate, I was glued to it. I could, he props her up on the bench,

takes you to tell. Like, I can't believe this is this movie, but I feel like, I feel the love. I cried three times. Nurse Sam. Yes. This is crazy, right? It's a little bit crazy. It's crazy. You've been with me all day today with Harrison. This is like the third time of her. Yeah, and now I can't believe, like,

he's into the romantic stuff. You know the romantic stuff. You actually cried. Yeah, three times. But there were like, there were kids there and stuff. Kids were laughing at. The running around the Cape State, loved it. It's a great. Hey, hey, guess what? It's great with the school holidays. Go to sit there. How much are you paid to promote this film? Not at all, but I hope they do.

For the second one maybe I'd love to be a part of it Oh get me in it Oh get me in it I just think he's a boring superhero He's not boring He is he is Because Ironman's cool Batman's kind of cool

He's got different things going on It's just boring Yeah but he just cares for people That's the sole thing He just cares for everybody you know So you want to bring him back You say Superman's the new cool thing What do you want to do next

You want to blind rank some superheroes Well I think a part of that I think he's the most attractive superhero That's ever touched the screens And I'm a straight male and I think he's very attractive. So what I was thinking was getting a couple ladies in the office to come in here

and I'm going to blind rank superheroes from the hottest to least hottest and see what they think. And I reckon, I reckon they're going to choose Superman. You think Superman will be number one? I really love it. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Harrison, obsessed with this new Superman movie that's out in cinemas today. He went to the premiere last night and I won't stop talking about it. You're flying around the office. I put a blankie from the couch. around, been running around, I've been jumping on people. I love it.

And like I'm a big backer of this movie, and I think Superman, overall, very attractive man. Very attractive man. So I brought in to Wahine from the office, because I want to prove to you girls that, like, Superman is the most attractive man. Okay? Yeah, I mean, we can sit here and try and, you know,

rack superheroes ourselves, but we've decided to get people in who, you know, do find them attractive, more attractive? You're both about lustful for superheroes, eh? Oh, yeah. You mentioned it. Oh, yeah. Big Marvel fan. Yeah.

Yeah, there we go. So we're going to do a blind rank, okay? Yeah. So I'm going to call out five superheroes. A blind what? Rank. They're not that hot. Emphasis on that.

Yeah, yeah. And you're going to rank them from one to five. Five being the least hot and one being the most hot. Okay? Yeah. All right. First superhero. Toby Maguire Spider-Man.

Five. Five. Really? Yeah. If he said Tom Holland. Higher, but no, no, not to be my life. As a five, so you're making it with a five? Five, yep.

Okay, that's pretty tough. Okay, Ben Affleck Batman. Four? Four? Yeah, four. Really? Four? Why's not super attractive?

Sorry, I don't think your mic's working, Jamie. You can't hear anything out of your mate. Go to the other one. Come over here. Sorry, mate. Sorry, that's not me. I think there's just been hotter. He's a bit of a bulky one, though, isn't he? He is, but I also think Ben Afflick's a bit washed up compared to other ones that have come out.

You'd rather do it? George clearly with the nipples. Let's go to the nipples, yeah. Let's go nipples. Yeah, remember that? So you want Ben Affleck to be of four? Yeah, I'd say four. Four?

Yeah, four. Top three on the board. Okay, there you go. All right, the new Superman. Have you guys seen him? Nah, not really. Well, yes, kind of. Yeah, yeah.

I haven't really seen his face in the flesh properly. Well, neither have we. Well, on the posters. Oh, he's very attractive man. Okay. Oh, two? Two? Two? Yeah, we'll go two. We'll go.

The whole purpose of this bit was you think they'd pick of his wine. But they never even seen it. Yeah, I didn't know you hadn't seen it. Have you not like Googled it or anything? I've seen him. I've seen him? Okay, so we're that to him. There's more attractive superiors. Yeah. Yeah, he's probably two. He's two?

Borderline three. Two. Do we carry on? Yeah, keep going. Okay, okay. Sorry, it's just there. I kind of put it in the middle, so I throw you off and you go, oh, you won and you would win. But, okay. Okay. Last two. Paul Rudd as the ant.

Oh, he should have been five. Yeah. So not growing up, Ant Man. He's now a tiny ant. Three. Yeah, he has to be. Wait, what numbers do we have left? One.

Three and one. You got three and one. Yeah, obviously. Three, yeah. Three? You can get around, you know. Yeah. You can crawl up and into any kind of criminal space to be there.

Okay, Katie, yes, that's what I was trying to say. Okay, he's number three for you. And number one, The hottest superhero of all time is the thing. He's the rock man from Fantastic Four. Oh, jacked though. Oh, he's jacked. He's rock solid, mate.

Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Sean's five-star fact. It's pretty tough. Pretty tough judging criteria that you and Steph have set up for me here, Harrison. I really thought when I started this journey that I'd have a five-star fact within weeks. I give you a fact that's so good. I've been through about a hundred of them now.

You can't seem to all agree to rate me five stars. Now, I think the three pillars, originality, shareability and relatability? Performance. Damn. But we've added more, essentially. We've added so many more, like

rhythm, no numbers, no war chat, mana, kiyakaha, flare, standing up when you deliver the fair music numbers. There's so many criteria now that we've lost because how many facts are we in? Do you know? I don't actually know.

I should keep track. It's ridiculous about. Rebecca joins us right now. Rebecca, how are you? Oh, my God. How do you know it's Rebecca? Oh, well, you've called up and you must have won a prize before because it comes up on the system. Also, I'm a massive stalker.

Oh, wow, that's incredible. Oh, my God. I don't think you should be pleased by stalking. Rebecca. Love the new curtains, is what I was going to say. But also, would you like to be a judge in the Five Staff Act today? Yep, okay. But I actually just rang up because it sounds like someone's eating into the microphone.

Me? Are you eating? Is Harrison eating? Nurse Sam. Is someone eating? Just like, please stop the eating. It's horrendous. You rang up to tell us that one of us are eating into the microphone.

Yes. I love your confidence. Not me. It was Harrison. You had a salad. I don't have been any anything. Oh, I don't know, man. What you thought?

It's so bad. I'm not doing it, Rebecca. Fun, I start talking you now, actually. All right, Rebecca. Well, do you want to be a judge, Rebecca? You don't have to. Look, yeah, why not? I'm on the phone now?

Let's do it. Okay, all I will say, Rebecca, as part of the judging criteria. One of the things is judge chemistry. And let's just be honest, not off to a good start. No, I like the honest thing, though. Okay, great. I like that she's caught up to tell us that. It's important to hear.

Say that I'm gross. If someone's far around. All right, guys, today's... In the nicest way possible. Yeah, okay. Today's five-star factors. Hippos can't swim. Oh, June.

Hippos have such big bones and are so dense that they are barely buoyant at all. They do not swim. They perform a slow-motion gallop on the river bed, and it appears like they're swimming, but they're just in very shallow water. They cannot swim. Oh, do they walk around?

They walk around the water. They can't swim. What's your thoughts on that, Judge Rebecca? Is it like out of five? Yeah, yeah, out of five. And can I give my number now? Yeah, yeah, you can give a number now. Yeah, okay, I'm going to give it like maybe a four.

It's pretty good, but it didn't knock me off my chair. Yes. Right, okay. Less eating, you reckon next time, Rebecca? Oh, for you. Hey? Less eating next time. Maybe less eating next time.

Maybe that needs to be another criteria for the five side. Harrison, you can't eat. That's fair enough. I thought that was a good fact. Did you know that? Sorry, Nurse Sam, have you ever heard that? I actually haven't heard that. That definitely piqued my interest.

Harrison, did you know that? I didn't know that. So originality, I'd say good. Very original. Mm-hmm. Yeah, pretty original. Yeah, I've never ponded that before. And you just think that they do swim because they live in the water the whole time.

I didn't consider it So I'm like, yeah, I'm kind of impressed But I'd say it's not a five I'd say it's about a four What is missing? Yeah It's shareable guys It's original in the performance

I like a me Oh it's got Sight ticket songs Motto Motto Yeah You know what I'm gonna give it I'm gonna give it a 3.5

For goodness say I'm gonna give it a 3.5 But I didn't love Rebecca at the beginning for calling me out but that she'd grow on to like her quite a fun person I'm rocking it up to a 4.9 mate

because of Rebecca Not the fact itself Yeah she'll hold me accountable and I appreciate that Your Avos head harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge All right now

I need you to call up Pretend you're at a cafe and give Harrison your name for your cafe order so he can write it down and see if he gets it right because we're talking about it yesterday I said heaps people give fake names

to baristas because it's quite hard you know, to explain to them how your specific writing is or how it's spelt. This is what Harrison said, right? Why are people so like slow with, sorry, any cafe works out there, slow it, not getting the names, right? Like Starbucks was notoriously bad for doing there.

But why? Like, I bet you get it because your name's Sean, S-E-A-N, just different types of Sean. But other ones, like Georgia or Lisa, like we said before, I was like, well, you can write there. Yeah, I think it's all a bit of a scamment of a cry for help but of a sympathy card. You can write down a person's name

where they tell you what to do. I've never worked in a cafe myself. I have as a dish boy at the back. But I reckon I can write down anyone's name. So call up my own to the edge. It's your hardest name. I'll be able to write down letter for letter.

But I'm putting you into the cafe simulator 3,000, which is a special new technology we've got. It's an AI thing. Yeah. We'll simulate the sounds and ambiance of a cafe and then you'll have to try and work with that environment to hear people's

names. Okay, cool. All right, 0800 the edge. Give us a call. Order your coffee with Harrison. Say your name to him and he'll write it down for you. All right, let's get into the cafe simulator. Emma, welcome busy cafe. Step up.

Place your order. Hi, can I please have a large cappuccino for Camden? Large cappuccino for, what was that, sorry? Camden. Camden? Yeah. Easy. All right.

Okay. We've got a large go of China for Camden. That is spelt C-A-M-D-E-N. O-N. Ah, Camdon. Yeah, I'm kidding. Don't close. There's people waiting.

There's people waiting. Okay, okay, sorry. Sorry, Camden. Next up in line. Hey, step right up, mate. Place your order with the barista here. Seren? Seren?

Yeah, Seren. Seren. And I'd love a decath. Mokker, please. D-C-F-Mocca. Ready for S-R-N, which is spelt. S-E-R-E-N, S-R-E-N. Oh, no.

Sorry. It's so right. Yeah? Yeah, fair. Thank you. Exactly. Here you go. He's your de-K-F moker.

Oh, I'm sorry, is it so easy. Yes. It was actually very pretty good. All right, one more. Step up. Hey, place your order with the barista. Hello, are you there? Hi.

What would you like to order? I would like an oat mocker for Ile. For a... Oat mocha for a who, sorry? Alini. Eileen. Kind of, yeah. Okay.

It's taking too long. Sorry, no, no, we're going to oat for Eileen, which is E-I-L-E-E-N. Oh, no. No, I'm A-L-I-M-E Okay, well that's crazy Your Arvo's Head Harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison

The Edge Right now Harrison's got a segment Call Oh, that pierced me off Yeah, pretty straightforward That's just kind of things that really Make me feel a bit PMO

At the moment Um Sorry Well Harrison just before we got into this I was like Do you need any prep for this? bit and he goes, can we just record a couple things?

And those are the two things. Oh, that pierce me off. Well, it does. And I'm going to read these things out. And if you're in the car, just listen to this. For you at home, just listen to this. And just try and stay calm and not get peed off by it, okay? PMO, PMO.

PMO. First one, when you order Uber Eats and they decide to take the bike instead of a car. Oh, that piss me off. How annoying is that? Oh yeah, you're ordered actually now half an hour away because the guy's gone bike I don't think they decide to take the bike and not the car The guy's an electric scooter

I'm like, what? Just drive it's a K down the road I don't think he's like You know what I'm going to choose to take I think he's on a bike doing deliveries It just peas me off again I get you what you're saying though Where does it end? It's like your Uber Eats driver will be here on roller skates in 45 minutes

You're like why? Do you want to say hate? Sink food PMO PMO So that's the food that sits in the, like, sink at the, you know, the drain bit and just sits there. And someone's like, I'll get it out. And they go, doose, doze, do you punch it down the pipes.

You get blockage. You get blockage. And it's gaggy, man. Sorry, who's cleaning a food out of the sink and punches it? Who waffles stomps their food down the sink instead of taking it out? Me. My girlfriend's texting an art to read that out. I realize that, that pisses me off.

Oh, that piss me off. You're not really annoying. There's probably up there for the top one for me. People, when you're parking, who hold up all the traffic because they decide they want to do a three-point turn to reverse back into the car park.

PMO! PMO! So what, it's easier for you when you leave? Bro, it's real shit for us when we're all going to wait for you to get in there. Oh man, it's bloody noise me. I agree with you on that one, actually. Thank you.

That's an empty car park. Yeah, parking situation. Horrible. Another one, when you go, go to the gym, you're driven all the way there, you've walked there, whatever, you know what's happened? Get on the old tready? Your bloody headphones are flat. Come on.

Oh, that piss me off. That's pretty up there. That's pretty up there. Quite annoying. Got a couple other ones. This is a classic. People who stand up on a plane when it lands. I was, sorry.

P.M.O. P.M. I did that recently, but it was because it was a very long flight and I just wanted to stretch. Now it's row for row. They'll be at the back row. They'll go to the front. What? Sorry? It's like road for row. Like they'll be in the back row. Oh yeah, yeah. Just wait. Final one. Gosh.

People, you'll get this. You get home from the groceries. You finally cut that $3.50 avocado open and it's bloody bruised. Oh, that piss me off. Bloody bruise. Isn't that like the most annoying thing in the world? This is a small. A small financial investment of mine

to purchase an avocado and it's all stringy. Yeah. Oh, do you know what else? You got a butter block in the house and it's full of crumbs. Yama Jail full of toastbred. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. It's time for shower thoughts. This is the part of the show where we jump in the shower together. Ooh. freezing. Sorry. I like it cold. I hate this.

The Wim Hof method. Ice parts are good for you. Yeah. Can I just turn it to the hot right now? Yeah, okay. That's better. That's better. There it is.

Hey Harrison. Do you think a straw has one hole or two holes? Two? What? I believe you hold it that? Sure. Yeah. Why are things called things?

Who said, that's a road. That's a microphone. Car. Why? You know, I turned 30 last week. Sorry, can you pass me to Lufa? Yeah, you go to Mambahx. A bit filthy, sorry.

I turned 30 last week, which means that I'm older than every dog in the world. I'm the oldest dog's like 29. Why? Sorry, can you just get off my lap for this one? Thanks. Why does the entire world celebrate Christmas we're not all their world is Christian. It's pretty buzzing.

They don't celebrate it in India. It's pretty buzzing. Don't celebrate it in Bangladesh. Well, a lot of white people celebrate it who aren't Christian. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I see what you say. Hey Harrison, if snails are so slow,

how come you never see them coming? It's always like, bam, there's a snail. God, where do you come from? Hey, Sean. Sorry, sorry, sorry, yes. Joe, please get off. Your hand. Don't put it there, thank you. Sean, isn't it crazy that money's just like a digital number?

You give as much money in the world as you want. It's just like a number on a screen. And we go, man, I've got no money. It's like you can. It's a different number. No, it is. Hey Harrison, do you think if you were born feet first, there was a moment where you briefly wore your mum as a hat? Or his shoes. Or, sorry. Or as a glove?

Hey, Sean. What do animals actually sound like when they talk to each other? What do you mean? They're dogs and they talk to each other. What do they actually sound like? They don't speak English. They bark. No, but what do they sound like?

Because they've got words and they can come to. What does it sound like? Are they just real dumb? But they're brainy though. Monkeys are brainy, but they don't talk. I don't get it. I'm going to get out of the shower. Hey, Sean.

Yeah. No, I'll say that with the next shower. No, go on. I'll turn it back on. Thanks. Hey, Sean. Yeah, man Where does the poos and wheeze go

Once you've done it on an airplane? Man, I should have turned a shower off That's a good point, I don't know, Sean. Right, up next we're going to get into the ethics of But Sean last time Hands on Your Avos head harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison

The Edge I was going to talk about I went out for brunch Over the weekend with a few friends, right? And all their food came out before mine And it was taking about another five minutes and they're all standing, like sitting there, really politely, drooling, waiting for my food to come out before they started eating theirs.

And I just kept being like, guys, eat your breakfast. Just start eating it. It's fine. And they were like, no, we need to wait until yours comes out. And I'm like, I didn't even know this was the rule because I'm always just digging in as soon as my food comes out. But I want to know what are the rules when it comes to going out to a cafe restaurant with your mates or family. Do you have to wait until everyone's food's out before you can eat? Yeah, so I'm going to pull you up a really.

really, I think it's very rude that you'd decide just to eat as soon as your food comes out. Oh, mine's here? Yum! Yeah. No, it's it. Can I be honest? I think it depends in the food. Like, I always wait for people. I mean, how

many times it'll be like, just eat it. Because they get angry that you're not eating it. People can get frustrated about that, but I'm like, I want to eat with you. But, for example, if it's breakfast, if it's eggs, eat it. Like, cold eggs are just gross. You have to eat it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's say,

ice cream and it's summer. Eat the ice cream. Don't need the amount, you know? Oh, so you're saying it differs depending on what food it is. There's not a blanket rule. Yeah. What if it's like a steak and chips? Stake and chips

it can wait. It can just wait. Can I eat some chips? No, wait. Actually, if you've got chips you can offer even at the table one of your chips. In exchange, you say, but in exchange, when your chips come out, I'll be taking one from every one of you. That's so punishing. Well, that's what you're going to do. So you want me to go, hey, Everyone can have one of my chips, but I want that chip back.

Can I have it back with interest? Can I ask for one and a half chips? Yeah, some people who text in, Sebastian Texan saying, not waiting as a C move. Kirstie texted saying, I think it's rude for people to ask you to wait until their food's out. So then by the time their food is out, it's all nice and fresh, and yours has gone cold.

Okay, so she's saying, eat it straight away. Then George is saying the rule is eat whatever you want. So I don't... Sorry, excuse me. I don't know. I don't know what the rule is. With breakfast, should we make a rule? It made me feel awkward that they were all waiting for me.

I was like, dig into it. Let's make a rule. Okay. For breakfast lunch, dinner. Breakfast? Eat it. Straight away, when it has the table, and don't be a scavenger,

politely go, do you guys mind if I, not as just has the table, don't do that. Because I know people like that. They're freaks. Lunch, salads and sandwiches. Cellars and sandwiches can wait.

Be waiting. I think any lunch, just wait. I can order pastas, curry, just wait, man. Dinner. Dinner. A nice, yeah, a nice pasta. A nice dinner. You're going to have to wait again.

What about burger fuel? You can definitely wait for burger fuel. Okay, right. You have a burger fuel tonight. No, I'm saying if my burger comes out first, can I start eating it? No, it's a burger. Okay, what? I didn't realize.

A dessert? Eat it straight away. Okay, so desserts and breakfasts. Each straight away. Every other meal, be patient. Good to know. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Oh, 800 The Edge. Do you have a pet that's not a normal pet? It's not a dog or a cat. Is it anything other than dog or cat? No. Oh, I want to say rabbit as well. Oh, we've got a rabbit on the following lines, I think. I haven't written rabbit down, though.

Okay, let's, you know what, let's just... Dog Cat Rabbit, I think. The future is our rules? Because rabbit, a lot of people have rabbits. That's quite normal. So dog, cat, rabbit, you're out. It has to be more unique than that. We've written down three different animals each.

They're different, unique to us. And unique to owning. Yes. And if we get all three, it's bingo. And that person that we got, the last one, gets a prize. All right, let's go to William and Auckland. William, what's your niche pet, brother? I've got two Moscovy ducks.

Moscovy ducks. You got Muscovy ducks down there? I haven't, brother, but that's a real good one. Neither have I. Sorry, bro. William, what are they called? They're a Muscovy duck. They're a big duck.

Normally people use them for eating, but we got them as pets. Yeah, but what did you name them? Cookie and cream, because one's black, one's white. Genius. That's just so good, man. What a life that, guys, love it. That's great.

Jess, oh, 800th edge, what's your niche pet? I'm going to pet possum. Did you write that? No, no. No, I don't know it, though. Pet possum. Is that legal? Yeah, how do you own a pet possum?

It's not legal But yeah She's four years old Her name's Frankie And I've bought a big Built a big outdoor Avery In my carport for her And she eats a hell of a lot

This is crazy I love the Evan Pet Possum Oh my God I'll meet him Mark Just called the show right now Mark What's your niche pet Oh

Pig Pig Pig No pig No pig No pig No pig Sorry, no, no pick, Mac.

It's not super niche. Isaac, what are you rocking? Hey, man, I've got two whistling tree frogs. These are so good. I'm nilly across the board. A whistling tree frog. I have to Google it. I just feel like this niche pet bingo game,

the ones who have had to fat are so niche, they're not even the niche niche pet bingo. Which I love. They're too smart for us. Emily from Christchurch, what's your pet, man? I've got a baby goat. A baby goat? Her name is Penelope.

Her name is Penelope. Oh, that's so cute. That is cute. They jump, I've seen the videos of them. Because she's so small, she can still, she's still out inside. Oh, and then when she grows up, you can tie her to a peg in the backyard and just make her go, just eat the grass in circles and circles and circles. It's a movie every day.

She mows a lawns for you. That's what we used to have in town. Ethical lawnmower? Yeah, it's pretty unethical. Last caller for Nesh Pet Bingo. Really? Yeah, we don't have any. We're really good a time. Deanna in Auckland, what are you rock in? A pet chinchilla.

Yeah! I'm bringing chinchilla down and I think even though I've only got one, I think that means I win pet bingo today. Nice. Yeah. Well done, Deanna. Well done. What's the chinchilla's name?

Chili, the chinchilla. I know it's a basic. Courses. Courses! Shout up Chile! with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. You've probably seen this on TikTok or Instagram

or even got Facebook if you're on there. The craziest douchebag boyfriend move that's ever been captured on camera. This is an Aussie guy talking about it. It was at the high rocks fitness competition. It's like a massive cross-fit competition. Yeah. In all the regions of New Zealand,

it's like a massive, crazy, ridiculous thing you can go and watch. They're going to like chuck medicine balls to the ceiling. and they got to do the amount of chin-ups. They've got to get it in a certain amount of time. Yeah, it's quite, I mean, they already don't get a great rep. No, it's crazy. It's insane, like they're animals in there. It's the veganism of working out.

Like, you let everyone know. But this is the guy, this video that's going viral right now, of a guy talking about what he saw, another guy do to his girlfriend. Some guy's misses started, like, falling and fainting at the war balls. And I was, like, told one of the judges, oh, can you help her? and they're like, oh, what? No, she's okay, she's okay. And I'm like, I'm like, I can't help her.

She's about to fall. Then she hit the deck, fainted, and was full, like, twitching on the floor. And then her boyfriend just kept on doing war balls, didn't go over and see her. All the paramedics come over and start doing all this medical stuff to her, put barricades around her,

so obviously he's pretty fucking bad. The boyfriend walks over, taps on the leg, and then looks at the judge and goes, do I need her to finish the race? And they're like, what? Well, technically no. And he's like, oh, sweet.

And then ran off and finished the race. without it and then didn't even go back and chuck on it. What a dick. That's crazy. That is such a move, bro. All to get a good time in this fitness contest. You don't win anything. Do you reckon he won?

Absolutely not. You don't even win. It's just like your time. Oh, is it? Yes. That sucks, man. That is the big, that's the most selfish partner move that I think I've ever seen.

And you do it as teams. That's why he was like, oh, is it okay if I ditch you're like, well, you can do it every savvy or onto a team of one, but you kind of use two-day. encourage each other. We're trying to resuscitate your life partner right now. Bro, that's so mean. I'd never do that to my partner.

No, I don't think either of us would. I think that's a good thing we have in common. But I want to open the phones right now. I'll 800 the edge. Most selfish moves from a partner past or present. Oh, yeah. So let's go like border Xbox to the birthing clinic. I was in Labor.

Yeah. That's quite a wide range. Classic like, it happened to me, like my partner didn't pick me up because she wanted to have another drink with the girl

so I just stood out so I worked waiting for like another hour. That's a little thing but it's selfish. Waited for an hour. Did you just out of work shivering cold and hawks playing

oh this is awesome? Oh no. It's like little things like that that just really pee you off you know. Friends came over ooh friends come over and you're like

you're catching up and your boyfriend just playing PlayStation on the same room. Yeah something like that or baby he's yelling like go go go go go get him! Get him!

It's like oh my God sorry he loves to play games sorry New call of Judy. Yeah, that's embarrassing. It's selfish. Or like this guy, it was like you actually had a, like a health problem, and he was like, I've got to go.

Like, just left you. Yeah, I've got to be game today, babe, sorry, or, you know. I hate that. Ooh. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. You know, Harrison, we had a call earlier that said, you should hear someone eat him on the microphone,

and you said, it's not us, we're not doing it, and what have you gone and done? It wasn't me, but now it is me. You're taking a big bite of a musley bar. I'm sorry, I'm just, I was hungry, okay? While you do that, let's hear about this guy at the Hirox CrossFit Games in Australia talk about the worst boyfriend he's ever seen. Some guy's misses.

Full started like falling and fainting at the war balls. And I was like, told one of the judges, oh, can you help her? And they're like, oh, what? No, she's okay. She's okay. And I'm like, help her. She's got to fall. Then she hit the deck, fainted, and was full, like, twitching on the floor.

And then her boyfriend just kept on doing war balls, didn't go over and see her. All the paramedics come over and start doing all this medical stuff to her. put barricades around her, so obviously he's pretty fucking bad. The boyfriend walks over, taps on the leg, and then looks at the judge and goes, do I need her to finish the race? And they're like, what? Well, technically no.

And he's like, oh, it's sweet. And then ran off and finished the race without her. And then didn't even go back and check on her. Oh, such a tool, eh? That is crazy. My favourite part is just keeps doing wall balls? What's a wall ball ball? I think it's when you throw the ball up to the wall.

Like a medicine ball. Insane. Oh, 800 of the edge. Do you have a partner or an ex-partner who can match this level of selfishness? Let's go to Kristen in Christchurch. Kristen, good to hear from you, mate. How are you? Doing well.

Doing well. It's not here. Well, I love you. I feel like you've just shut down for a scene and then. They'd ask you what, you know. Oh, sorry. Kristen. Who is your selfish partner, mate?

So it was an ex-partner, and when I was in my teens, I would babysit my younger siblings for my mum so that she would leave the house. and I could invite my boyfriend over, and we could spend the evening together, we kept his thing, and no, he would go out with my mum and my stepdad leaving me at home alone with the young children. What? Why did he choose to go out with them instead? I don't know.

Want to go up for dinner or something instead of hanging out with you? Yeah, they're drinking, so. Oh, we want to get in the place. Oh, that is insane, Christen. That is such a touch-up. Deanna, welcome to the show from Auckland. Deanna, who's the selfish partner you had? It was actually my dad to my mum.

So my mum wanted to go to the Michael Jackson musical in Sydney. So he booked tickets to Australia and Michael Jackson, but he only bought one ticket, so she'd go by herself. So it's a little bit selfish, but selfless. He didn't want to go. See, I feel like you just kind of have to go. It's not the thing. You're still going to go to it.

You know, you don't want to send your partner off, themselves? Yeah, she was grateful but upset. That's crazy. Going there for the trip for this thing and you're like, hey, you go out tonight. What's you doing just sitting at home watching a movie on the TV? Yeah. Sorry, the Warriors are on.

Yeah, sorry, babe. You go to Michael Jackson and I wait at the hotel room. Oh, you mean to Michael Jackson way yourself as well? Yeah, but that's suss. Very suss. That's us. Anyway, selfish. I would say none of those is bad as the guy who let his girlfriend pass out and still

tried to compete his crossfit score. That is pretty bad. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Harrison's got a riddle for us. Yes, with a segment that I can't remember the name of Sean. It's really P-M-Oing me. P-M-O! P-M-O!

That's good. Anyone can remember the name of this? Please text me, 33-4th. It's something to do with diddle. It's like, diddle the... Diddle me wrist or something about the two frontleaders swap around. This is irrelevant, but even if you've got a better name, just texting 33-4.

3343. We've got to get a name for this. Okay, so this is a big riddle I do every day. Feel free to text it on 3, 3, 4th. What you think the answer is. But no cheating. Don't look it up. I mean, you can if you'll know, I won't know. But don't try and, you know, play along.

And Sean, I'd like you to please turn the text machine away from you, mate. That's the problem. In case people text in. In case people do text on the right answer. Okay, done. Now, this one is, I love riddles. And this one's going to be a bit of a tricky one. Really think about this one.

Okay. What is able to go up a chimney went down, but unable to go down a chimney when up? You're so funny with these. You know what? I'll give it to stem. I feel like she's quite like, oh, I've got this, I've got this, and she gets it.

You're always like, daring the headlights. Yeah, yeah. Give us me one more time. I just take some of the process, man. Okay. What is able to go up a chimney when down but unable to go down a chimney went up. It's able to go up a chimney went down,

but I never go down a chimney went up. An umbrella. Is it? Yeah. Is it for the answer? It's the answer? Oh my God, I've never heard that before. Well, done. Yeah, because if it's up, you couldn't bring it down. Shit, we've got like... Oh, I've killed it. Oh, I guess that's it. Done.

Oh, wow. Good job. Good job. Good job. Michelle. My list room, Texan. Well, I thought that was real tricky. Oh, yeah. Nah, man. Oh, maybe I'm just a genius. Oh my gosh, I just slag you off for saying you were crap at this and you just got it. That's what I need. That's what you need to get punched down.

That's the motivation that makes you stronger. I've always said I really respond to authoritarian leadership. Yes, and can I say... A stiff hand. Can I say usually from 530 onwards... Sorry, firm hand. That's the one. Usually from 5.30 onwards in the show, you're a bit shit.

And see, now you're probably getting to the best show of your bloody life, aren't you? Am I? Well, that's the therapy I'm doing. I'm punching you down and pull you that up. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm doing. Well, no, Sean. Sounds really good. Thanks, ma'am. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. A new study showed today that over half the people in a survey thought that they would not be able to pass the UK citizenship test if they had to sit at. These are people who live in that country. And it got me thinking, would we be able to pass the New Zealand citizenship test? And I looked into it and we don't have one. Yeah, which is a real shame.

Well, yeah, it's very Kiwi, isn't it though? Anyone's welcome, hide in my stay if you want, pull out a mattress, whatever. I like that. I like that attitude behind it, you know? You're like, do you need my criminal record? Nah, you're all good, bro. I try you seem like a good guy. Yeah.

You seem all good, man. Yeah. Come in, pull up a spot in the marai. So there's a big spot empty, well, there's no citizenship test. And I think that, I mean, you're 30. 25. I've lived in Hawks Bay, Wellington, Auckland. You all lives in Tohunga. Christchurch. Christchurch. We've been all around the places. I think that we have the power to actually put together a citizenship for New Zealand test. I love that. So if you've got any suggestions

of what should be in there, text it in 334.3. And if we could actually get someone on the phones of 800 the Edge who is a Kiwi or is like applying for citizenship and we'll test you on this quiz that we'll come up with. So I've got a few kind of benchmarks I think. I think we need question in there. Something about rugby. Yep. You need to know something about the All Blacks.

Yeah, I think so. I think you also need to be able to, like, I want to be able describe an outfit of some iconic Kiwi and you know who I'm talking about. Okay.

Floral shirt in a short bob with a fringe. Who would you say? Floral shirt in a short bob with a fringe? That's a hard one. No? Brisco's lady.

Okay. She does. always have a flourish. I've got a better one ring down. I don't want to give it away. Yeah, I've got some good ones run down. I want to give you... I know, I don't want to give them away yet. Your Arvos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And you study shows that over 50% of the people in the UK think they would fail a citizenship

test if they had to do one for their own country. So it got me thinking would Harrison and I pass a New Zealand citizenship test? Turns out one doesn't exist. No. But I feel like we might fail because it's like if you had to pass the last the learner's driving test again? Do you think you'd pass that now? Definitely not, no.

Yeah, you forget it a lot of it, eh? Like it, how many metres, tread and stuff? I don't know, bloody know. Yeah, forget about that stuff. How many meters of tread? No, like, how many? Sorry, I don't even know what to say. I don't know, like, yeah, like,

treading your tyres and meetings in front of other cars. I actually had to learn it, actually, in my motorcycle license, and you forget everything. It's like, how long can a thing overhang the back of your car? Who knows? I said this before, I'm so dumb, it's not even funny. I don't know anything. Well, that's not true.

I'm just a bit of an idiot. You're very creative. That's all, but like factual stuff, art for brains, man. So we've come up with a citizenship test for Al-Tero, because one doesn't exist. There's a gap in the market, and we're entrepreneurs. We might not be the smartest, always in the shed,

but we are entrepreneurs. Yes, and we love our country. God, do we love our country? Monique, from Christchurch, joins us. Monique, you've lived in New Zealand your whole life, have you? Yep, absolutely. So you should know the country pretty well? pretty well

we're the judges of that Monique I'm feeling confident fantastic how many questions here for Monique I've got three sweet I can do three as well

okay cool first question Monique yeah when I say the word thongs what do you think of three string

thank you well done Minique what product does Big Ben's manufacture pies Oh, she's good Okay, Manique

Finish the lyric See you, see you later Nah, no, I don't know Sorry, it's past See you, see you later See you see you Yep, thank you Kiora, till I'm up

Alright, Monique Yep Who captains the All Blacks? Oh, shit Actually, we should accept Just a last name We'll accept just a last name. We'll accept just the last name for this question

I think we should judge it Who has Captain the All Blacks before? No, I feel like you should know You should know who the captain of the All Blacks is Sorry I shouldn't argue I read it really today It's not My gosh, just going to get deported

We have agents on standby Daniel Cardo He wasn't all black Okay we'll just put an asterisk next to that Okay, we're a big big cross I completely don't know that one. Scott Barrett. Scott Barrett is the guy.

He's the captain, so he can. Monique, when I say the name Camilla, who do you think of? Princess Camilla? Think of the gorilla. The gorilla. The gorilla from what now? Camilla, the gorilla.

Hey, Nick, it's all right. We've got a three-strike policy. If you fail three, you're out. So your last question. Oh, you go, yeah, last question. Finish the sentence, left my scooter outside the dairy. When I came back out, it was stolen. How about, how about like this?

Left my scooter outside the dairy. Went inside the potato pie. The correct answer was, Nick Minut. Nick Minnick, I'm sorry. You probably don't think we hold this power, but we do, but you're officially deported from the country. Sorry, Monique. That is the end of you.

Hope you had a good run here. Any final words before you leave? I'm off to Portugal. No, we're sending you to Australia. You go to Australia. Oh no. Oh no. No, not Australia. Not Australia.

Anything but Australia. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. I've got something coming up on Friday, man. I've got another stand-up gig. Pull him a fourth gig I've ever done. so I'm still workshopping a lot I'm still trying to work in my jokes and you've done, how long have you done comedy for?

Two and a bit years now? Two and a bit years. Yeah, did a show, the first show in the New Zealand Comedy Festival last year. That's a long time, man, to be doing comedy. I don't think so. Three years?

Three years? Yeah. It's a long time. You've got to do like five years at least before you kind of start. Those people are idiots because you can just do it straight away. If you're funny, you're funny, you have to wait five years.

No, no, no, no, no. I did a gig the other night and I said, you know the stand-up, Comedy Festival next year. They're like, I'll plan to do it at 2027. Why wait that long? Did someone say that?

Yeah, I was like, do it now. Get on to it. So that's what I'm doing. I'm very confident with this start. I think I'm a great joke writer. And so what I'm going to do is just run some ideas past you, Sean, listeners. You can text through 33, 4, your opinions

on my jokes and see if they should make the set on Friday or not. Love that man. All right, so I've seen you do a few sets you've done very well in the sets that I've seen. Thank you. So let's welcome up to the stage. Please welcome for his fourth time on the open mic. It's Harrison Kidd! Thank you.

Thank you. Good evening, I'm Harrison Keith. Straight up the bat. Any Jehovah's Witnesses in tonight? Of course not. Yeah? Because they're all out and twill. You never let them in.

Yeah, they'll make it past the front door. No matter what, A toaster always gives me a fright. Yeah. Yeah. Why the pine tree fall over? Sorry, so you're going to ask a rhetorical question to the crowd. Yeah, well, I was a kind of meant that'd laugh at that.

Why, the pine tree, oh, no matter what, a toaster always gives me a fright. And then the blow, oh, it does, because it bounces up really fun. Yeah, that was... No, I mean, the next one. You're asking a question. Why did the pine tree fall over? Oh, no, I'm asking the question. It's not rhetorical.

Oh, so... Why'd the pine tree fall over? Deforestation? No. It had too many cones. It's actually really funny. See, that was going to work. I was at the gym the other day,

and the guy was groaning and moaning. And I was like, go up, man. It's a public gym. Why are you so bloody horny? I used to get bullied at school a lot. Everyone would call me the R word. Ranga! It's getting a bit edgy.

Yeah, well, it's the wringer. Yep. The NAR word. And this is the closer. This is a good one because it's like quite a personal one. It's a true story. My papa fell off. He's just better not be listening to this.

Okay. My papa fell off a quad bike recently at the beach going up a hill. He broke his spine. It was sad. He's currently in a wheelchair. Sad is part. was he made it. Your Avos hit harder with Sean,

Steph and Harrison. Sometimes we like to ponder some of life's biggest philosophical questions. I think that's a great way to put it, Sean. I think we do, we ask the hard questions, we cover the hard topics on this show a lot. I think one of the things have been crossing my mind a lot, I've seen this on TikTok. But if you had your five fingers in front of you,

think about this list as well, what you'd do. Five fingers, every one of those fingers could produce a liquid. You're stuck with those for the rest of your life. You put your finger, something comes out of them. What are the five liquids you choose? Here's my, you've got to go water. Okay.

I think you've got to bank on the fact that water is going to become scarce in the next 20 to 50 years. That is pretty good. So you've got to bank on the future. Right now it seems like a bit of a waste. Yeah. In the future, I think you're going to need it. Okay. The water up.

Second one, controversially, I'm going melted butter. Hear me out. The price of butter right now, did you see that photo? 500 gram thing of mainland butter, anchor butter, whatever it was. $18.29 this week. Melt it down into a little mold. So melt it if it's a liquid, it'll pop out, it'll just squirt out liquid into a container, let it solidify. I am a millionaire, mate.

Butter, New Zealand butter, straight out of the old... That is good. Tip, that's all I've thought, though, water and butter. You've thought of two. Hold up. Spate Summit Ultra. Okay.

Don't need anything else. You don't need anything. You've got two empty fingers. You get anything you want and you're just going to keep them empty. Cut them off. Okay. Here's mine. Yeah.

Thumb. Ice dough latte. It's been coffee in the morning. You've got oat milk trends going to go? Nah. I love oat milk. It's always going to stay there for me. Iceo latte.

Thumb. Index finger. orange juice Love orange juice Great for a hangover Good vitamin D right there Succulate Orange juice

Yum I love that I think it's famously Vitamin C Is it Middle finger Controversial here Antibacterial spray

So that's more of a health thing But when you've got a dirty surface Dirty ear and you go I want to wipe Like an Ajax Spray and Wipe AJA Spray and Wipe Yes

Wait, what if you get accidentally confused And you drink the spray and wipe You shouldn't Right You never have your middle finger You never suck on your middle finger See I'm a massive pinky sucker So I'm always sucking my pinky

What are you putting on your pinky then? Oh we'll get there in a second Sorry, sorry, ring finger Yeah Ring finger Hear me out Petrel That's good actually

That's a very good one eh 91 Petrol Fill up Fill up Sell it up Sell it The petrol prices is anything but is bad.

Try running a bloody car mate. That's what I'd do. Petrol, that's probably the most genius one I can think of. You know, give it a sniff. Feeling tired. Okay, final one. Pinky. Also hear me out.

This one's a bit of a fun one. Cottage cheese. It's pretty liquidy. That's the pinkie out to suckle on. So you're feeling hungry. A bit of cottage cheese down your gullet. Now that's a bit of cottage cheese down your gullet. is delicious to me.

It's disgusting. Very close to the petrol one. I love for you've got food food. Inedible will kill me. It will kill me. Cottage cheese. Yes, you don't want to suck the wrong finger. I've decided my last one.

Go. A 1949 burgundy pinot noir. I just saw a bottle sold for half a million dollars. Put that on the pinky. It's a wine. No, but like a really expensive aged wine. Okay. I like it.

And then on my other finger? Yeah. milk What milk Cow milk Cuman milk Just milk Milk

Milk Surprise me Every day a different milk I reckon my hand's better It's real cool man That's good That's cool Which hand would you prefer

3343 Your Avos head harder With Sean Steph and Harrison The Edge Hey I hope you enjoyed the podcast That was it That's it

But hey now you've got a little bit extra For those people who are like Oh man The podcast is over Yeah, you fucks. Don't worry. It's because we can swear in this. You can.

You're not a fucks or swear in this. Just because you can. Doesn't mean you have to. Yeah. You know how you talked heaps on the show today about that Superman movie that you saw last night? And you loved it. And you're like definitely, you wouldn't say it, but you definitely paid to talk about it because you keep fucking talking about it. Excuse me.

I'm definitely not. I love it. I know. I know. I love it. I went and saw the new Jurassic World movie on Saturday. And it was quite good, but I'm a bit of a cheat bastard. so I just bought like the regular seat tickets.

Like I'm not going to go to like a gold cinema or the extreme screen or any of that shit. I'll just go to the classic one. But there's a bit of a hack actually. Me and my brother went to see it and I was like, I'll show you a hack man. We went to the regular cinema but one of the ones that's got daybeds down the front.

No one ever books them because they're so expensive. Yeah. So you pay the regular tickets. You go in late and you just walk up the front and you just jump on a day bed. Yeah, they're a weird though. It's a bit weird, eh? And I was like, this is so sick, right?

And then I realized I was just in bed with my brother watching a movie. and I was like, this is super weird. I find them quite weird. I know friends that do it. And, yeah, they're always free. There's not many usually people on them. No.

But I just don't know about lying in a bed. There's no duvades. It's just like a mattress almost. Basically just like a mattress. Yeah. I don't want to be lying down in public watching a murder. It just feels a bit weird. And like, honest to God,

if I'm with my partner to lie down and a pilot watch your movie, like I'd get a little bit horny. It's just you're lying down watching a movie. Like, well, fuck, what do you expect is going to happen? For it to be my brother, I'll be back to back I'd be top and tailor

but watching the movie upside down that's just my take on we went top and top but can I say did not get horny watching a movie but it was weird I was like I'm on a bed with my brother watching this movie

yeah and then it's weird because we were trying to share a popcorn until we just had a pot and do you know where you put a drink in a bed you fucking don't you just like balance it next to you and hope you don't roll over

enough to knock it over there's a fucking shit you know I also this is another movie chat. You're getting your swear words into that. Yeah, there's another movie chat. How'd I saw some more fucking movie chat?

Yeah, man, last night of the movies. I love going to. I barely get to go to them. It doesn't really work out the timing of the show. But when we get invited to like, because I love movies. I'm obsessed with filmmaking. I want to be a director one day.

So I love going to the movies. And sometimes we're lucky enough to get invited to watch the day before the screens of the movies. And like, the best part, I always bring my friends along. Like, I always bring my girlfriend. and the best part for everybody is that you get a free drink on the way in and then all got popcorn at your seats. It's the best thing.

And this story isn't really going anywhere. But just last night, I took home like four boxes of leftover popcorn for my girlfriend who could have. We didn't want to go to the Superman movie. So I brought my bag, I've got your dinner on it's like four boxes of popcorn. And the other people at these premieres,

so to be everyone else walking out, there might be like Willie Wider to a John and Ben and all these people who have a lot of money a bit older. They're like, or leave their popcorn. And then you've got 25-year-old Harrison just, using his hoodie as a fucking bowl filling it up with as many popcorn as you can. I think what I'm saying is I love like

being in this media industry and doing online stuff because obviously they get you so you can fucking post about it and get the word out. That's just free advertising what they're trying to do. But I love the little perks like seeing a movie a day before

and like getting free popcorn. Like those things for me and it's like fuck that's awesome. If we get a free, there's always a small box. That's the way I always go to. But I'm always like, fuck, we get free popcorn. Like, this is what life has made of. Like, this is amazing. How privileged and lucky are we?

That's incredible, man. If you're listening to Burski, you go, man, I want that lifestyle. Then you can also get a big social media following like Harrison, move to Auckland. Just make a TikTok or some shit, eh? And maybe, maybe just one day you two will also be going to the movies for free. Although I will say the novelty wears thin because I've sat through, I'm like picky now with it. Because I'm very lucky they send us to it. So we talk about it on the radio, which usually doesn't actually pan out for them.

but in the Superman's case, they've got their money's worth. Yeah. But sometimes you sit through some shit movies. Oh, you're very picky. I've walked out of a couple of them. Any Jason Staten movie, I'm not in. Because he always is like the beekeeper or whatever.

You're like, fuck, why ought to go see that shit? This is my version of, this is my impression of every Jason Statham movie. Jason, we need you to come out of retirement. No, I'm like, I don't do that anymore. Jason, it's personal this time. Oh, this time it's personal. I'll come back for one job.

That's every Jason. And he's like Nicholas Cage level Famous. He's done like so many fucking movies. If you had to say what's he known for, I couldn't even say. I'd say, I'd say Transporta, but even it's like, is that even his biggest? I'd say Hobbs and Shore, but that is not as like...

He doesn't have a thing. He's not known for that. Yeah, I know. He's done everything. Yeah, it's weird. But did you like the Jurassic Park movie? Oh, I love Jurassic World, yeah. Did you want to tell the truth and say you got free tickets?

I got free tickets, but I stole them. We meant the ones we give away on the show. You stole them? No, I ask the people, because we give away a double pass every day to our must-see movie, but then sometimes at the end of the week, if they haven't given out all the must-see movies, then I ask if I can have one. We gave all the hours away, but another radio show didn't. Must be nice, man.

You got offered on as well. I saw you on the email list. Yeah, I'm going on Saturday. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.