The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #101: The boys pitch themselves for the next ‘round of Celebrity Treasure Island... 🏝️

Episode Date: July 11, 2025

It’s Friiiidaay! EZ Money  What did you do for love? 5 Star Fact Arvo Polo challenge Bare minimum or princess treatment? Yes No Maybe Liv’s HR exit interview Harrison’s car got kicked! Guess the movie based on the simplified plot Top 3  Sean’s weekend etiquette The Edge mascot? Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Hey, welcome to the podcast. Hope you enjoy some big moments today. Harrison has a top three on things that he shouldn't do at Rainbow's End, which gets a bit. Yes, no, maybe. But crazy. Sorry.

That's all right. Yes, no, maybe. I do a top three. Yeah, that's your. We've got two different, but. Sorry, I do a top three on the things that I hope happen with celebrities this year because Bieber releases a new album. Yes.

That's good. Also, what did you do for love? Friend of mine got circumcised in his 30s. Also, we both do audition dates for the next season on Celebrity Treasure Island. All that and more. Enjoy. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. At New Zealand, welcome to the show. It is 3pm, the 11th of July. Yay! Sean, Steph and Harrison. Still no Steph today, but a quick roll call of who we do have. Sean, present. Harrison.

Presents. Nurse Sam and the producer. Present. Yeah. Nice. Present. What did you bring us? What did you bring us?

Sam, come on. It's the first weekend. Been producer, what'd you get us? Nothing. What'd you get me? Oh, nothing. Tushay. Damn, she's good.

She's learning. Bloody goods. Into your trap I have fallen. Hey, big show today, guys. Big old show. It's Friday, which means we'll be having the Arvo Polo Challenge. Challenge. That's it.

Huge day for that, mate. So we do a poll every day on our Edge Arvost's Instagram. If you don't follow us, get over there. Harrison will give us a new one at four, and we'll have a chance to challenge one of the polls we've lost this week. Yes.

I mean, guys, also after five, Sean's got an extra long picker mix today. Pumps you out for the weekend. Oh, wait, sorry. Every time you talk about the picker mix, I've got to play this. Give me one second. Iron stepped.

There you go. And also, big news. Some idiot kicked my car door in today on the road. Did they? Like dentin it? Yes. Oh, that's not good. Nah.

Talk about it later, but I'm not happy. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Easy money is the game. We play out this time every day. We'll give you a letter between E and Z. 30 seconds on the clock, 10 questions. Harrison will ask them to you if you answer each one with a word of that letter.

You will win yourself $1,000. And even just for getting on here today, you'll win 100 bucks, thanks to BNZ. They're going to give you 100 cash so you can kickstart your money. goals. BNZ believes when you're starting out, managing your money should be easy so you can focus on winning at whatever you're doing. Oh, and speaking of BNZ, Blair from Blenum is here. Blair, how are you? Yeah, I'm good. How are you guys? We're Fizz and Mae. It says here you're a country singer. Go on. Show us those pipes, Blair. What you got? Maybe I'll do it if I win, eh?

Okay, okay. If you win, you have to do a celebratory country song for us, you promise? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Okay, how can we make her cheat so she can win this? And if you lose, then Harrison and I will do a celebrate, no, sorry, a sad country song for you. Yeah. Yeah, that's... If you want that. If you want that.

Okay, cool, cool, cool. I do want that. All right. Your letter today is... S... S for... S for... Sausage.

S for Shinar Twain. Country singer. S for... Stapleton, Chris. Not a country singer. Yes for saloon. That's what you'd find in a country town. Okay.

S for syphilis, which was rife in saloons back in the Western Times. Yes. Yeah. Okay, I've got so many more, but we'll stop there. All right. Okay. Are you ready for this blare?

Yes, I think so. Your time will start when Harrison asked his first question. Take it away. Blair, with the letter S for a thousand big ones, your first question, an animal. Snake. A type of meat. Fossage.

A way to make money. Sales. A movie. Park. A number. Seven. A language. Spanish.

Something you'd find at school. School bag. Something you can tie. A sports brand. Sterling sports. A New Zealand town. Time, Blair. I am giving you eight for that.

You had one more question left, but you did pass on a movie. A few options there. You could have said, Shrek might have been a popular one. Star Wars. Oh, yeah, true. Blair, you did so well. You were really fast.

You were really fast. Well done. Thanks, not fast enough. Yeah, I know. We can't give you $1,000, but we can wipe off a zero and give you $100. Oh, how does that sound? Yeah, that's great. Thanks, guys.

Cheers, Blair. Thanks much for playing. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Harrowing stuff, Harrison, of what my friend is doing for love at the moment. He is about to get married. Like me, he proposes. You're about to get married?

Different guy, different guy. But you said he's about to get married. to get married like me. Yeah, I got engaged. So you were to get married? No, I've talked to you about... No, I know you about the engagement, but that's another big announcement to say you're about to get married.

Oh, well, you know. People get engaged for years and years. Yeah, yeah. So you're going to get married soon? That's just the official launch. No, I will be a long engagement because I don't have any money left. Okay. After the motorcycle I bought.

The Harley. Yeah. And the ring. But I will get married eventually. But this guy, he's doing it faster than I am. And he's married. a woman of Jewish faith. Yes.

Which I didn't know a lot about, to be honest with you. Nah. But, um... I just know bar mitzviz, really? Yep. The chair thing? Yes. I'm not going to sing the songs.

It's probably going to be inappropriate. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't bring a lot of the songs, but that's the thing yet. And he... I'm not going to do it. So he has to convert to Judaism to marry this woman. Judy. Yeah.

Judaism. Judaism to marry her. Which means that he needs to, at the age of... He's a couple years older than me. In his early 30s, he needs to have a circumcision. Right. Which is something that usually they do to babies. Yes.

But he will have to undergo as an adult. And he was kind of telling us about it the other night. And I was like, are you really going to do it? You're going to go through it. And he said, yeah, I'm going to, of course, I love this woman. This is what I'm going to do for love. I'm going to get circumcised. So he's going through with it.

They've got the operation booked. I've always wondered, is it? Is it like a guillotine? I always thought it was like a cigar cutter It's like a meat on the chopping block You know A cigar cutter Oh

Come on Wouldn't that make sense Anyway I saw this documentary I can remember what it's called like John something It's on like neon HBO show And he goes around

He films people in New York And there's this guy in New York Who's so anti getting your Forskinned What's it called again? Circumcised as a baby Because you've got no right You've got no voice to get your

Circumstiles But he got circumstised as a child And so now, this is true, you can look this out. We go in New York. He's tied weights to his foreskin. And he walks around because he tries to grow back. And when he goes, this is just, let me hear that. And when he sleeps, he ties it to his headboard.

We don't need it. We don't need it. And a pulley system that pulls his foreskin to try and get it. You've lost it. You've lost him white privileges. And someone texted in Ashton. This is a pretty good text. My mate had to get his, had to get the snip in his 20s

because it got ripped off during the act with his girlfriend at the time. Okay. Not the angle I was going to go with. It's going to keep it a little bit of. Love the waist, so to speak. Wow. Now, I went to go to the angle of what have you done for love? Because I think this is beautiful. He's making such a statement to this woman and going,

I love you so much that I'm willing to put myself through small amounts of genital mutilation for you. Is your friend still with the person? I think you're married. You think you married? It's beautiful. That's so stupid. It's beautiful. Don't get your foreskin cut for somebody, guys.

What are you doing for love? Or what have you done for love? Oh, 800 of the edge. Now, I'm talking stories like, You got your tattoos removed. Or maybe you got a tattoo with someone for love. Maybe you had to give up one of your favorite hobbies. You know, I've got the tattoo.

Oh, where is it? It's the penguin I have my arm. You got that for love? It's the Fleetwood Mac Penguin from their album rumours and there's a penguin telling a secret into another penguin. My ex has the other penguin. Oh, see? And we do not talk.

How bad is that? Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. What did you do for love? After a friend of mine who is betrothed to a woman of Jewish faith and he is now having a circumcision in his 30s, which is something he needs to do to marry this woman. He doesn't need to do because who's going to be like, all right, prove it. You don't need to do it.

It was important to her and her family and her... Yeah, but just say, yeah, babe, I did it. Or like, surely she'll be like, you don't have to do it. Does she want him to do it? Yeah. Oh man Old Dumparoo I'd say That's pretty extreme

If my girlfriend right now said Can you cut off your foreskin mate So we can get married Honestly I'd just be like Absolutely not Why would I do that Doesn't feel the same

Without a foreskin So I've heard Okay Oh 800 The Edge Or 3343 What have you done for love Some good text coming through I grew a beard for my girlfriend

It's itchy But she loves it I converted religion for my partner. If you know those texts, it's quite a big one. That's the fours one really, isn't it? Yeah, it kind of is. This one's from Anonymous here.

I had to stop smoking around him. Oh, that's crazy. Around him is the thing. So you still obviously has a sickie. We're the rubbing gloves so you can't smell it under the fingernails. Bit of Listerine in the car. Here's a good one. This is what you'd do, Sean.

I tell my wife she's right, even when she's wrong. Now, that's true love. I'd never do that. That's what you said off here. That's what you do with your partner, Jeannie. My fiance is just never wrong. It's always me. I'm wrong.

Yeah, it's my fault Sorry, not what you're saying here Sorry, interesting Interesting On the phones right now We've got Sarah in Christchurch Welcome to Sarah What did you do for love?

Well guys I am deathly allergic to cats Like when I say deathly Deathly allergic But my boyfriend's got the most beautiful cats But I don't have the heart to tell him That I'm so allergic to them So I'm just popping antihistamines

Like every two hours To try to get through the night That's insane That is insane. You've got to tell him. I know. You've got to tell him. Surely he can choose between you and the cat.

Well, that's an ultimatum, Sean. What if, no, hear me out, hairless cats. Isn't that a solution? Heeless cats. They are ugly. Yeah, I don't know if I'm so I'll try and convert to a hairless pussy maybe. That's crazy. Well, it's a problem though.

If you're allergic to the pussy in his house, You don't have to. Well, it's a pussy cat. It's okay, it's a pussy cat. You can say that. These kids listen, they like the word pussy cat. It's cuter. So if you not want to be around the house,

because you've got a pussy in there, you've got a problem with the guy I reckon there, Sarah. Well, I could ask him to get another cat. You could. Yes, I would go for the heiless pussy. One thing I would do, Sarah, is a crazy story. You should look into how many antihistamins you can take a day medically. I do not think you should...

I probably should do that. You can't just keep popping him like there. No, it can't be good for me. It's better than being allergic to the cats, to be honest. How long have you been together? Like six years. Dumparoo, mate. Dumparoo.

That doesn't sound legit. That's crazy. Okay, up next on the show, what are we doing? Six years of anties to me. Oh, that's funny. That's got to be, like, give you superpowers at that point. Hey, I'm surprised you still walk him. That's crazy.

COVID's scared of her. Gosh. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I'm on a journey New Zealand to provide you with a fact that is so damn good. It is. Sean's five-star fact. All right, the categories, the judging criteria, we have for the five-star fact.

Harrison is, it's kind of three pillars. Yeah, three pillars. It's originality, shareability, and I always forget the last one. Performance. performance. There's heaps of subcategories. We don't need to get into them. A bit of Kia Kaha.

Bit of mana. Bit of standing arm. No, no numbers, no wallchap. There's heaps of stuff. No, you guys just keep adding categories every single week to make it harder for me to hit you with a five-star fact. The Steph's actually very good when she's here.

She's ridden them all down. There's nowhere of a lie. About 25 of them. I can never think of any of them. There's so many. So it's very hard to get a five-star fact, but I'm sure you will at some point, mate. So I need to get a five-star from all judges today.

It is Harrison. And our producer, Nurse Sam. Yes. Looking for five stars. Today's fact is murder rates rise in summer. By almost 3%. Is that not an interest? In summer.

You're more likely to get murdered in summer than you're in winter. Longer days. So we're safe, guys. It's July. We're all good. Yeah, longer days, I think, is the summer. I don't know if it's a murder fact, man. It's not very cool.

Longer days, you're just drinking people are out, more. Hey, Nurse Sam, did you know, here's a fact for you, did you know, on Fourth of of July in America that just happened was the first Fourth of July ever in America when nobody got murdered in New York? Now, that's a fact, Harrison. That's pretty good, eh? That's actually a really good.

You just hijacked. You just hijacked Sean Seventh. Well, no, Nurse Sam were judges. We need to hijack our auditionese or performers. Sorry, guys, I've got a new fact. Go on. Did you know that on 4th of July, this 4th of July just gone, it was the first one in history where someone in New York wasn't murdered.

Oh. That's pretty good. I don't know if I heard that before. That's pretty good. That's way better than my fact, actually. Yeah, original. It's also a murder fact. Where'd you have that in your back pocket from?

You see that on TikTok or something? Hype Feast. Hype beast is a phone. It's a news page I follow on Instagram. Now, I think, Sean, I don't want to compare, but my fact, a bit more of a positive outcome. Yours was, oh, guess what? There's more murders at this time of year.

No, I'm saying there's less at our time of the year. because it's winter now. They should have said that. You didn't say in winter, there's less in the summer. Yeah, okay, you're right, you're right. I'm a little hung up on the 3%. I don't think that's like... It's not very much.

It's not very much, really. But it's like, noticeable. And are you talking about New Zealand? Just in the world. I don't know, man. It's not super positive. Especially for a Friday, man. It's raining here in Auckland.

And, you know, it's probably dark people tonight. They're going out, feeling unsafe. When you've just dropped a murder effect. It's not awesome. Yeah, that's not good. Okay, out of five, what do you reckon? I'll start this one. For me, mate, it's going to be a one.

I don't love a murder fact. That's negative. A negative. So a positive murder fact you're okay with. Yes. A murder with a dance floor. You murdered a beer or something. You have fun.

But murder with humans? Not awesome, bro. Yeah, I'm going to go two. Okay. It's all right. It's okay. It's okay. I'll come back next week.

I'll rally. I've got more facts than the old, um, Chamber. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Arbo. Polo! It's a poll that we do every day

and our Edge Arvo's Instagram stories. So we do it every single day and then when it comes to a Friday, one of us who lost one of the polls get to challenge one of the polls for the Arvo Polo Friday challenge. Yeah, it could not have been less confusing.

So jump over to the Edge Arvo's Instagram. Did that sound confusing? Give a bit of vote. Was that confusing? There's no easy way to describe it, I don't think. I'll try it again. We do a poll every day. I know Air Jabo's Instagram stories. On Friday, one of us gets to challenge the polls that we're done during the week.

That's easy as. There's no, that it can't explain it even. I'm the problem. Yeah, probably. So producer nurse Sam is going to read out the poll results from the week. Okay. First up, we had Who Cooks the Least? Harrison won and Steph.

Lost. Oh, well, I won, which is good, but... Then we've got Who Recycles the Least. Harrison also won, and Sean lost. Hmm, okay. Then we had Who is the most likely to win Celebrity Treasure Island. Harrison again won, and Steph lost. That's rubbish.

Oy, did I win you today? Have I won the whole week? Yeah, man, three times in a row. No, I think you've actually got it wrong, because the Monday's poll was, who cooks the most in Steph won, Harrison lost. I thought it was least. now is who recycles the least on Tuesday but on Monday who cooks

the most apologies gosh I keep letting you guys tell Harrison did lose that one you did lose Monday's poll Harrison sorry sorry man Sean I just don't think we should interfere the judges though I think she's exactly what she's doing so

good on your Sam I'll take the three what the Thursday results Thursday was who do you think donates the most to charity Steph won and Sean lost yes okay right well I have won

three poles. Two poles. Well, technically two now. Estricks by one of them, but pretty much three. So, Sean, I'm going to say you can challenge any poll you want, mate. What do you want to challenge? I'm not going to challenge the charity one. Of course you wouldn't challenge the charity one, eh?

No. Because what we could do is we could both donate to charity, see who do that's the most. Like live on here, we'll donate to a place and see who donates the most money to them. Yeah. I mean, now you're making me feel bad because we're not going to donate the charity. No, no, just speak with your heart, man. Do what you want. I do genuinely believe that I'd have a higher chance of winning Celebrity Treasure Island than you.

Well, the kicker with Sean is that when we did this poll the other day, he told me and Nurse Sam that he has sent in two audition tapes to Celebrity Treasure Island. And we didn't know that they didn't ask for Audition tapes. Like, if we cast the show, we know who we want to get, and you're going, yes, but I'd still like to send an audition. We don't do auditions, Sean. Yeah, unsolicited. But hey, that's how I'm going to get on Celebrity Treasure Island.

But it hasn't worked twice now Well it hasn't worked twice But three times a charm Okay so what are you going to do for the challenge What I'm great at Auditions Adopted tapes I challenge you

Okay Good sir To a celebrity treasure island Audition tape jewel Your Avos head harder With Sean Steph and Harrison The Edge

I am challenging The poll that Harrison ran Who's most likely to win Celebrity Treasure Island Yes I have I won the poll. Thank you, listeners. And Sean lost the poll.

Even though Sean, if it's not part of the process to get onto the show, you have to get a handpicked for the show. Sean has sent two audition tapes into CTI, Sloop Treasional Island, and they haven't responded to him. Yeah. Two different years.

He's just sent a self-tape. Yeah. Just they don't want that. You don't audition for the show, so it's interesting. So you're a challenge... All I'm saying is, have you ever heard the expression

you learn more from your failures than your successes? Yes, what have you learnt? You said you're going to do another one this year. Yeah. Don't know if you're learning much there if you're doing the same thing. Well, I've challenged you. We're both going to have to do an audition tape right now.

Do you mind if I go first? Absolutely, go for it, mate. All right. Love to see what you do. See the magic. Hey, celebrity treasure island casting team. It's your boy, Sean Hill here. Again, the three pongs trident of entertainment,

radio host, comedian and celebrity DJ who's played some of the biggest gigs in New Zealand and beyond. R&V, homegrown, deep hard and funky, and a whole bunch of other ones. I've watched every season of CTI New Zealand, over 12 seasons of Survivor and half a season of Is It Cake? I've seen what to do, I've seen what not to do, and I've seen how to identify whether or not something's cake. I'm not sure whether or not that'll come in handy, but I've got that in my back pocket. Historically, gay comedians have been a hat on the show with Chris Parker and James Mustapak winning respective seasons. I also am a comedian.

I'm not gay but I'm willing to play it up for television if you need please put me on the next season of Celebrity Treasure Island please and I'll stop sending you emails okay that was intense man I find that's probably quite intense for them to receive I'd say in the emails I like it though I was trying to go chill the first time so I've stepped it up oh you definitely stepped it up right Harrison your audition please for Celebrity Treasure Island Hilda, I'm Harrison Keith.

I've actually had a CTI. Nicknamed Harrowing Keith, because my life has been harrowing, which means I'm ready for anything. Physical capabilities, big check. Mental strength, half check. And saying that, I'm not afraid to hide my emotions and vulnerability so it is a big strength. Puzzles, E.G. Whirdle, check.

Any other puzzles? Nara. I am kind, social, and I bring the vibes. But if you need me to slip an alliance or take someone down, I will pursue. They'll be running off crying, wishing they never signed up to the show because I was absolutely obliterate their careers when they leave the island. I'll bring up dirt they had forgotten about and never knew existed. I'll build them up and break them down hourly. Punish them for their disgusting foul behaviour. Publicly humiliate them in front of other contestants. Pats them at every

challenge. I will threaten their family and they will never get a second of sleep until they admitted to a mental hospital for psychosis, whatever it takes. I'm represented by Lion Rock Management, 182 centimetres tall and base in Auckland. consider lots of love, Harrison. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. So, last night, me and my missus went out for dinner.

I opened the door up for her, okay? I always do this. Whenever we can do, I always open up the door for Sarah, and then I go around and I hop in my side. It's just a natural thing that I do. And for the first time ever, she turned to me and said, now do you reckon there's the bare minimum for someone to do for your partner,

or Princess Treatment? And I said, oh, Princess treatment? Open the door for her? Yeah. For every time you can do Uber. Every time. Every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, it's like a tick for me. I can't not do it. I have to do it. I was like, oh, it's kind of a princess treatment though, because I'm just being really kind. I don't think I've ever opened an Uber door for my girlfriend. Exactly. She goes, that should probably be bare minimum.

I was like, really? We'd have an argument, but I was like, wow, I didn't know that. I told Nurse Sam, our producer, that. And she goes, oh. that is bare minimum Harrison. I said, okay, write a list for me then. Write a list and Sean and I can listen to your list and we're going to give our opinions

if we're then that's princess treatment or bare minimum. Yes, are you ready? Now you've been in a couple relationships, good partners, bad partners, so you've seen it up. Yep, I've seen it all. All right, I'm ready. Filling up your car and paying for the petrol. If you share a car together.

No, separate cars, but he goes to. takes your car fills it up with petrol. Princess Treatment. Wait, every week or just as a special treat? Maybe like every week when you do like the weekly reset on the weekend. Okay, that is, sorry. That is Princess Treatment, weekly. I hate to pull gender roles into this,

but people are going, oh, we don't need the man to provide anymore, it's even, and then you want us to do that. Don't have the money. Thought, Sam, are you right? I think you're right. I think that is a bit princess. On the occasion, absolutely feel like the car is a bit. nice gesture, but every week.

Hard. Okay, next one. Next one. Waking you up with a coffee. I like that. I'd say that's bare minimum. I like the coffee. If you're both at home and you're making yourself a coffee, make a cup of coffee for your misses.

I guess so. Okay, bare minimum. Is that right? Wrong? Correct. Bare minimum. Same gentleman, quite gentleman, I think, at this one. Okay.

Next one is making you a snack when you're hungry. It's like, oh, I'm a bit hungry. Princess territory there for me? Do you think so? I'm more. Your partner doesn't cook, though. She doesn't, if I don't give her a snack, she will not eat. Yeah.

But you're going, see, if you were just sitting down and your partner goes, oh, I'm quite hungry. I'll go for a snack. You go, food in the pantry? Because our lounges in the same room as our pantry, go, yep, two meters away, mate. Let's go Princess. Come on, you're going to join Princess with me. Princess?

Yeah, Princess. Oh, really? I reckon, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Nice, nice. Okay, next is pays for all your bills. All the bills, Prince. Princess.

For all the bills. Yeah, 100% Princess. I didn't have the money. Next one is does all the grocery shopping. All of the grocery shopping. Mm-hmm. But that's your job. As the man, you've been assigned to the grocery shop every week.

We do it together. I'll say Princess. I guess you're going to do it all. I guess Princess. Princess. Oh, you reckon be a minimum? I reckon be a minimum. Yeah, minimum.

Interesting. Okay. Interesting. Driving everywhere you go Oh Be a minute I always drive my partner Do you?

I like to split it I offer but I do you Passenger Princess Sean Yeah I love that I don't want to drive everywhere Is that wrong? You always have to drive your partner I don't know that

Oh So Sam is your verdict Are we gentlemen or Yeah I'll say you're doing alright You're doing alright guys Thanks news Sam Your Avos

Hit Harder With Sean Steph and Harrison The edge Yes no This is a segment I do on the show Mostly we do. Actually I do this segment on the show

I write it all and do it Harrison will just He just sometimes says it For sure And it's a thing called Yes No maybe Where I have a topic And you Sean

Just kind of give me an idea Whether it's appropriate to do this Yes no or maybe Yeah, that's your answers Me and Steph will help you read some social cues Exactly And today's theme is Things I do at Rainbow

end. I love going there. I'm going there this weekend. After the rain isn't spoiler. These are things I do. And usually we know if there are appropriate things to do at Amazon. Yes, no, maybe. Okay. Oh, man. Okay. A lot of kids in the car. Just to keep that more. 100%. Yeah. If someone bumps into me on the bumper boats,

I pull out my pocket knife and puncture their boat. Yes, no, maybe. I'm quite competitive. It's a no. It's a no for me. That's a damage of property. It has been a few close calls with drowning incidents just because of that. Yeah, I'm going to say, oh, I'm still going to say no. You're going to say no, actually.

You said that out loud. It's so it's insane. Okay. On the roller coaster, I sit at the front and don't get off for at least 10 rides. You just throw a hissie. Everybody off. No, I'm going to go again.

I'm going to go again. Everyone wants to sit at the front, but that's my seat. You don't do it at least, it's such a, Ramazen, you got a map. It's such a short circuit. The roller coaster, it's a minimum 10 times. other people do that, I respect it. You want to say yes.

Yeah, you want to say yes. I know you did. Perfect. On the log flume, I jump out in the Elf Cave section and hide in there until other logs come through and I get them right. Yeah, quite like that. Actually, I found that I expect the first time I did the log film, I did expect it would have more excitement. Yeah, it does need that.

Yeah. The robots are not doing so good. Hotter robots is what I'd say. Yes. I was good, especially during the lunch, section of the day. I come in the middle of the park there's that stage.

You know those performances? You get a hot dog and chips. So a tradition of mine, whenever I go, and I save up for this, whenever I go to Rambo Zend, I buy 25 pannots of chips with sauce all over them

and when the magic show is on, I boo and throw every punnet at the magician. Which I'm not, I mean, I'm not selfish or self-centred, but the attention kind of turns to me and I go, yeah, it's a bit of a laugh, isn't it, guys? You save up for that, do you?

I do save up, so it's quite expensive. Rambosene food's very expensive. The guy who's a magician at Rainbow's End. Things haven't gone great for that. He doesn't need you to throw 25 punnets with sauce. Also, why with sauce? Just a bit of a laugh. I've got two left.

Before I go into the free fall, the giant drop one, it was really high. I put water in my mouth and a bit of the chips from lunch. And when we get to the top, I turn to the person next to me and spit it in their face like I'm spewing.

Just to really freak the amount of making that feel sick before they drop. No. They're like, oh my gosh. Gosh. At the end, you just go, oh, a prank. Yeah. It's just a prank, man.

Chill. All right, yes, it's just a prank. People just to relax. Okay, final one. My dad taught me this trick, actually. On any ride, if I'm going to solid any ride, I sit next to a kid, I turn to the kid just before we take off and go,

my brother died on this ride. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. One of our favorite co-workers live, loud live, from the office. You may have heard her on the Edge weekend shows. She hosts a few shows. She's out of here today.

She's moving overseas. Last day on the job, Liv. As you know, Harrison and I are quite close with HR here at the edge. Well, actually, before I, a lot of people don't know this, I actually worked in HR before I got this game. I didn't know that. So I had to deal with, even when exiting. So we conducted a thing called an exit interview.

Yeah. And I've kind of trained Sean up on how these sound, the kind of questions would ask people. So we thought it would pull you in today. Great. and conduct the exit interview on behalf of the actual HR here now. Because I got sent one and I couldn't access the link, so I just haven't done it. Exactly. So this is the new one.

That would be because I said, no, no, Sean and I are going to do it on the radio. That's it. So just quick questions here once again. This is just things that have written down. We ask this. Don't lie. Be honest. That's the only advice we can give you.

At any point during your tenure with the edge, did you show up to work under the influence of alcohol? 1,000%. Of the time? Multiple times. Like all the time, but definitely. Multiple times you've been in work intoxicated. Write that down. Interesting.

Okay, cool. What is the most expensive thing you've stolen from work? I've stolen as some of the edge merch, like a jersey and things like that. Because, you know, we've changed our colours. I'm like, I might as well steal them. Oh, we both. Yeah. But the worst thing I've stolen was food from the cleaner.

Okay. From Senor, the cleaner. Yeah. I was going to say, because the edge merch is all made at a sweatshop, very, very cheap. But the... That's not. From the cleaner. Yeah.

Yeah. Works harder for that. Yeah. Okay, Liv, once again, just the questions we've got written down. At any point during your time here at the edge, outside of work, did you have sexual relations with a guy who had a forearm tattoo that read Spend Fitties, make kitties, suck titties? Close.

It was Spend fitties, pet kitties, suck tities. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean. That's not what we read out. I thought I got that from memory. Yeah, yeah, so close, but no, no, I haven't done that. Who has been your favourite announcer at the edge? Yes, sorry, team.

I know we said don't lie that, you know, you can. White lies, if you love sometimes. I don't lie, sorry. Okay, have you had any romantic relations with someone in the workplace that you didn't disclose to us or the wider HR team? Oh, I pride myself that I've never kissed anyone in the office, but I have had a couple of crushes. I won't tell you the way.

What host do you reckon doesn't deserve their job right now currently at the edge? Well, Steve's not here, so Steph. Okay, I'm passing it on to Steph. Because who gets that much holidays? Fair. Fair enough. You got any other questions? Sean?

No, no, you go for it. How many years do you think the edge has left, honestly? I'm going to be gone for two years. Two years! I'm worried that when I get back, you won't be here. It's all me to say. Can I just, okay, thank you. Can I just say, Sean, off the record.

Let's just can this. Because that's not a good look on us. No, it's a terrible look. It's definitely a lot. Really shouldn't have done this life. Thank you, Liz. We've got no affiliation with HR. It's been really awkward.

Yeah, all the best for the future. Don't bother contacting us. I appreciate you. Yep. Don't come visit. Yeah. Where are you going? Do they have any jobs going?

London and I don't have a job. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. A bit of a road rage ensued with you this afternoon, man. There's a few road rage stories to me. Have you ever had a road rage? Have you ever had a road rage? Or I get angry at someone on the road.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you ever had a road rage where you got angry in a driver and you weren't the one in the car? So I'm like walking. You're just outside of the car and you're getting angry at a car. I am more a pedestrian of a pedestrian rage. It's not the same though. No, no.

So not really, no, because I'm kind of out in the fresh air. I'm usually a bit more chill. Yeah, so I was driving to lunch with my girlfriend today. Separate cars, but I was going to meet her there. And I saw this guy's barking down here in Auckland. It's very windy. It's very rainy. And there was this guy in the middle of the flush media industry.

the traffic was kind of backed up just really slowly moving he doesn't stop but he was slowly moving and he was kicking every car door that drove past him like standing there in like combat boots

just kicking every door there's one kick for every door and I was like oh my God what happens to it gets to my door like what happened to my door what do you think's going to happen what do you think's going to happen I think he'd kick your door

what do you think I should have done if I saw that he was about to come what would you reckon I should I need more context. So it's raining. He was sitting in the middle of the road. Was he wearing a rain jacket? Nah. He was just getting wet. He's clearly on something. So it wasn't like he was kicking people because they weren't stopping to let them pass. Nah, he was just like angry ass swearing like blah blah blah blah blah blah. How hard is he kicking? Hard like this. You don't need it. Okay. How did that look?

I actually didn't really notice because I thought you were going to kick the desk. I thought you're going to hit your foot. Oh yeah. Oh, spread the TV there You kicked a chair And it's all right See, it's all right to see Well that's how hard he did that

I would not want someone to kick my car like that Yeah Well come to come to me I'm like oh you know what I'll go this guy A piece of my mind I reckon If he dares Kicks my Honda Jazz

Is the lamest sentence Anyone's ever said If he dares kicks my Honda jazz That I brought for my Nana 2008 model Thank you I'll be fuming

Three cars ahead Kicks the one Okay, one more kicks it Okay, all right, wise guy You're gonna try me, you're gonna try me, you're gonna try to try kick me You do not wanna do that Because I'm gonna get out of my car and show you a piece of my mind He goes in

The Dan Catter of Kickers on my car For douche, right in my door I get scared now, just keep driving Lock the door Lock the door And let's get elbow drive off Speed, I go around the other cars and just go That's the right move

You don't want to argue with the guy standing in the rain in a t-shirt kicking people's doors. That guy's not a man who can be reasoned with. But what are you doing the situation? You don't. You call the police and they will do nothing. What are we going to do?

Hey, hey, excuse me, please. Somebody kicked my door. Yeah, don't call the place. I don't know. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I just don't know what to tell you that. Have a good day. Did he dent it?

A little bit? Oh, you shame. It's a Honda Jazz, they're hard to like replace. So I just didn't know what to do. It's one of those situations happens all the time with me. I'm really bad at confrontation. If someone has to have a go of me

If someone goes, get in a car, let me punch you I'd be the punching bag Well, just let me have it I don't really care, just let me have it I don't know what else to do, I'm too scared of you Do you like to punch the left side or the right side? Sorry. Yeah, because you know I always think?

What if they had a gun? I know it sounds doubt, dark, but I always think that So my dad always taught me. That's a good for thought, yeah. He's like, always think they may have a gun on them. Well, it's better to not be the violent person, isn't it? Solve violence with love. Turn the other cheek.

Wait, have you ever... You would have hated going to, um, person today because you're in a motorbike man yeah what would he do there just kick me over he kicked his shin oh what the hell that would have just hurt it i would have left his big a dead though i would have preferred the car do you and dead with my shin your avos head harder with sean step and harrison the edge there's a bit of a trend happening on tick talk you might have seen it the trend is explain a movie based on a synopsis of its plot yes and you've got to figure out what the movie is sorry i said that badly explain which is probably the part of the game

Explain a plot badly and then guess the movie title. Hard, yeah. I'll get the first example. This one's a pretty good one. Okay. Actually. Oh, you go. I've got a good one to start.

Magical orphan hunted down by man who killed his parents. You haven't watched these, actually. Pinocchio? No, I've realized you haven't watched these movies. Annie. It's Harry Potter, but you've never watched them. Oh, I haven't seen that. Nice, that's cool.

Sorry, I haven't done. That's cool. Sorry, you like superheroes, so maybe this one. Yeah. Purple Alien goes on Rampage across the universe so he can complete his rock collection. Avengers. Yeah.

Infinity War. That's good. I got one for you. A man drowns a woman. And that's the whole part of the movie. It's not the whole part of the movie. A man drowns a woman. A man drowns a woman.

That's a movie I'm meant to know. You should know this. It's very iconic. Well, I think Titanic, but then the woman survives. Woman survives. The man drowns. famously. Oh, a woman drowns a man.

Yeah. Titanic. Yeah, so I haven't seen the movie, but I know that's like iconic scene. Like how old waits around. Oh, that's pretty close. But famously, they always say there was room on the door for Jack. That's what I mean when I thought it was her that drowned.

Oh, sexist. Exactly. I've got another one. An amusement park where you come to die. An amusement park where you come to die. Yes. Scooby-do, Spooky Island. No.

That was kind of out that wasn't it. Producer Nurse Sam? No, I don't know. Jurassic Park. That wasn't the plot of the movie. Have you watched any of these movies? I've actually, that's the plot of the movie. You don't go there to die.

That's not the plot. Okay. Have you got any more? German scientists brings international group of people together. Openheimer. No. I'll give you a clue. Jojo Rabbit.

I don't know what you're doing. I don't know. Human centipede. Oh! forgot about that movie. Okay, one more. Man watches his wife die And his only son be disabled

After a brutal attack on his front lawn Years later his son's kidnapped And he travels many miles In search of his son with the help of strangers He meets along the way What? I've known why there's way too long Finding Nemo

Right That is the thought of finding Nemo right His wife dies His kid gets disabled And then gets kidnapped And he has to go find his son That's finding Nemo is crazy Can I read you one more?

Yeah A man stalks people on a costume But the police are okay with it Batman. Yes! Yes! We got it. Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Time for your top three. Today's top three around our Justin Bieber.

Releasing a surprise album today. We didn't expect it. Came out of nowhere, so I've got your top three. Big celebrity surprises that I hope happens in 2025. It's that time of the day. The time to get your news. by Lord, trying to convince a radiology lab that they have to take an x-ray of her

for an album cover. So is anything actually broken? No, but it will look sick, guys, just take it. And presented by Katie Puri holding a daisy in space. It's the edge top three. All right, top three things that I hope happen in the celebrity world this year.

Okay, first one. One. Pete Davidson starts dating a royal. Oh, yeah. That's pretty good. He has had an unmatched run for a minute there of, partners, Kim Kay, Ariana Grande.

I'm thinking maybe Princess Beatrice next. In my game of Pete Davidson dating bingo, I only need a royal and a geriatric to hit bingo. Yeah, O'Kamiller. O'Kamiller? Yeah. Two. Winston Peters retires.

God, I hope so. That would be very good. Ryman's retirement village is waiting for your fella. In you get, take up bowls and watching provincial footy with a cup of chamomile and stop trying to run a country, Granddad. You can't stand up fast. Three. The third thing that I hope happens in the celebrity world in 2020.

I was probably going to call Winston Peters a celebrity. Anyway, who's in there? Number three, Elon Musk comes out and goes, you know what, guys, stuff it. I am a lizard person. It's real, and he brings all his other lizard buddies to the earth with them, and they take all the Americans up to Mars, so we don't have to hear about their BS anymore. Yeah, he's a weird, L.A. He's the one.

Everyone sees Zuckerberg. I reckon Elon, if Elon was like, guys, you've got me, I'm an alien. I'd be like, shocks. I thought Zuckerberg wasn't until he got repped. Now I kind of believe that he's human. He got real rip down You like to jujitsu or something Lizas don't do that shit man

Anyway that is It's the edge top three Right now I just don't think Camilla would leave Charles For Pete Davidson though Yeah no but I think she'd miss his sausage fingers Two to one I think Pete to Charles

If they're gonna try and go finger for finger Come on Sean That's low man Your Avos head harder With Sean Steph and Harrison The Edge. You know, Whiplash into a bit of sports chat. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, Sean, when it were notorious for being two quite sporty lads. You know what? Actually, it's just busyer these days. Tap dancing isn't a sport. I've only got on the record so now. Yeah, just like, I used to love the rugby league. Just a love a bit of footy.

Rugby, but just a bit busy that you catch the sports. Oh, yeah. Now I'm usually just out. Socialising or working. I love my... rugby's. I love my leagues. I love my soccer's. But something that can capture all the hearts. I love my rippers.

Yep. Farts. Rugby. Ripper rugby. Yeah, I love Ripper rugby. I've got to use. I've definitely said a second word there. It's just rippers. It sounds like you love the old Dutch oven at home. But I think sports

they can touch everyone in this nation is the Auckland FC. It's the brand new football team here in Tamaki Makoto. And they had a great first season. And now they want a new mascot. So they put a challenge out to the people and said, draw us your dream mascot.

And so I think thousands of kids drew these mascots like monsters, birds, a road cone, like real random things with the Auckland FC, knights. And the winner was now today. And they chose a fucking bird. I hate that.

I hate that because I think we've got so many mascots that are birds. So many birds. The breakers mascots I know New Zealand What's all we've got? The only animals have got that are native to us are birds. Yes.

But come up with something more interesting. But I liked their idea, okay? And I thought we could make our own edge mascot. Okay. Because we haven't got that yet. And I think this could be a nationwide competition where you get to draw the mascot

and we're literally going to make it. I think we're going to talk to the boss and we're going to make this happen. But I sort of a soft picture of an idea right now of the one that I thought of Are you ready for this? I don't know if I am, but hit me. The Edge Wedge.

It's a singular wedge. It's a half moon-shaped brown, crispy looking wedge. Oh, potato wedge. Potato Wedge. Okay, because you get on lemon wedge. No, no. The Edge Wedge. A web that keeps the door open.

So there's a moon-shaped brown, crispy thing. Two big sour cream dolloped eyes. Sweet chili sauce smile. And cheese is the hair. The Edge Wedge. Pretty cool. That's good. Okay, well, I've typed into, well, you've been talking there, typed into chat, GPT.

Our radio show is called The Air Java has come up with three mascot ideas for us. Great. Because being the creative, I am, I outsource everything to AI. Fantastic. It is said, Echo the Fox, is one option. Boo. It's a fairy. Two, Blaze the cassette bot.

I don't even is that. It says, appearance, a friendly robot with a cassette tape for a head, LED equalizer eyes and buttons that light up when they talk. Oh, okay, I actually love that. It's high budget. And then the third one is Avi the Edge Griffin. Like an eagle lion with sunglasses, piercings and colorful plumage. Okay.

See, I think this is why next week we need a pivot to the nation and see what they've got. Okay. Imagine you're a kid and you draw a mascot for the edge and it wins and we make it into a proper outfit and people wear it. Look, guys, it's the edge wedge. It's coming over the edge wedge. Or, oh, what is that? What's that big brown cheesy thing? It's the edge wedge.

It's the edge-widge. Oh, guys. Oh, should we go to Lord? Should we get the early and make sure we get a photo with the edge-widge? That's pretty sake. Because Tevvian Zit just did it. They made... Tivians in Plus.

It just made Plusy. Oh, that's... And it's a plus. Mascot. But it's great. It's Iggy. It's edgy. It's edge.

Yeah. It's hard. It's a... It could be a right angle. It's an edge. I see. The Edge. Yeah, yeah, cool.

I don't know. Okay. Okay. Harrison. The Edge. You're quite chronically online, Harrison. Have you heard of this etiquette coach? Chronically online, that's insane.

You're online a lot. Yeah. William... What's his name? William Humphreys. No, William Hanson is his name. Okay. And he's an etiquette coach, right?

You know, stuff like this. You should know by now that we never shovel peas, instead we spare them onto the tines of the fork. But another option is, if you have been served something like a mashed potato, is to put some mashed... Is he said very British. Oh, no, yeah. He looks like this.

Using the potato as some of the... Is he a bit of a piss take? No, no, he's a legit. You can hire him as an etiquette coach. No, surely it's a character though, right? No, he's got three and a half million. What? No, it's a legit thing.

He's an etiquette. But people say to piss out of him, but people also love it. I've started following him. Okay. And so I've invited him my own etiquette coach where I found in New Zealand who's called Humphrey, the Etiquette coach, who's going to help us with some weekend etiquette ahead of the weekend here in New Zealand.

Okay. All right, so please welcome in. Humphrey, the etiquette coach. Oh, jollied boy, I do say, thank you for having me, Sean, and Harrison, might I say, you're looking a little sloppy. Sean looking very strapping this afternoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. Sean, do you want to say anything to Humphrey since he's here? Yeah, thanks so much for coming on, Humphrey.

Oh, you're just too good old chap, no worries at all. A bit of etiquette for your listeners this evening, Sean and Harrison, when you hop into an Uber on Saturday night, don't ask busy tonight, brother. instead ask an interesting and thought-provoking questions such as where are you from originally? Or what do you think happens when you die? I don't reckon go that deep, Humphrey. Another bit of etiquette coaching ahead of the weekend. If you go to Subway for a lovely six inch for lunch,

do not lead your order with your protein. Start with your bread first. Everyone knows that. Some people don't know of that. Everyone knows. Some people will go, a chicken riblet, and they'll go, What bread, and it just slows the whole process down.

Humphrey, I think anyone's asked for a chicken riblet. If you're going to a house party this weekend, if the invite on Facebook says kickoff is at seven, stay at home alone and drink on your own in your bedroom until the reasonable time of 9pm, at which point you show up way ahead of everyone else and cause a scene. That's a great share, Humphrey. I like that.

And I've been Humphrey, your weekend, a good coach on the edge afternoons with Sean and Harrison and Steph but she's not here

today and might I say Sean you do look very handsome this afternoon Oh thank you Humphrey you don't need to say that Any thoughts of me Humphrey before you go

One just said one last thing No Oh thank you for letting Sean do the stupid bit I hate Humphrey Your Avos head harder With Sean Steph and Harrison

The Edge Hey hope you enjoy the podcast That's it All done but don't worry We're not, we'll have a little bit, there's a little bit extra here. If you're an extra, it's for experts. You want a bit of a podcast, a little bit more from us? Here you go.

This one's, this podcast, you know, there can be language, it can be whatever. I'm going to ask you two questions. Yeah. First one. Is squirting peeing? That's what the girl who left live. She actually asked me to ask that today on the show. And I said, I probably can ask them on the show.

I can't ask in the podcast. It's squirting peeing. You know what? We've got a nurse here. Yeah. Are you comfortable to talk about that? You don't have to talk about it if you don't want it. Yeah, I suppose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The squirting.

I think the science is not sure either. Oh, well, there you go. If you were to have asparagus and then squirt, would it smell? Ask you a new producer. Sam's been here one week. Sam. Oh, my gosh. Sam.

I'm so sorry. Please don't go to HR. He's really a good guy. He moves off. Yeah, yeah, I think, yeah. Okay, sorry, I shouldn't get you involved. That's a question. Harrison's asked me, that's all.

I don't, man, what's the second question? Oh, also, can we just announce that Nurse Sam is now the producer of the show? Oh, yeah, Nurse Sam! Yes! On that note, you're on that note, squirting, Nurse Sam is that the producer. But New Zealand's been here for a few weeks now, kind of on a trial period, I guess. Then you got off of the job and you said yes.

Yeah, I did, yeah. I think it's been like three weeks. Which is pretty cool And you got This is not where I thought the podcast We were going to go But this is great And you used to work at the edge

Yeah I did like 10 years ago Oh well for media works Yeah That's our wider company We had a chat earlier Where I said Nurse Sam and I had a drunken conversation at a work party Eight years ago

And she has no recollection of it But you remember me right We worked together for a little bit Yeah yeah I know you Yeah I never worked together But we worked in the same office

Yeah Did you know who I was before From just anything anywhere Before you joined the thing before I joined the team. Before you joined again, yeah. No, but then I remember walking past you and thinking, hey,

is that that guy from the videos? For the edge videos. No, from the dancing videos. Oh, there we go. Yeah. That's awesome. So I'd seen the videos, but I just didn't know that you... With the guy?

Yeah, yeah. I see. So Sam worked in radio and then you decided you wanted to be a nurse. That's why we call you Nurse Sam. We should probably do a break on this on here. We should definitely do that way. You went and studied nursing and were a registered nurse for years.

Yeah, he was. I suppose, yep, yep. So I kind of worked in radio for four years, I think, and then did a big pivot and went to nursing school, qualified and worked as a nurse for three years, I believe. Why did you give up? Were you two weak? Two week for nursing? Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Actually? Yeah, kind of. Oh, really?

Yeah, it's hard work and you don't get paid, and it didn't fill my cup enough. Yeah. That's tough. You ought to be so good at, I reckon. You'd be a good nurse. Yeah, I trust you. If you walked in to, like, deal with me, I'd really trust you. You're really pressing energy about you. I love that you're in my life now because now I will abuse that. I'll be requiring,

I'll be leaning on you for medical assistance. I hope you know that. Yeah, lots of friends and family do that. I get texts all hours of, all nights and days, yeah. I've got two more questions for you now. Okay, yeah. Well, we've got 30 seconds left to record us.

Okay, I'm actually getting one. You don't have to say a name, but you did actually hook up with one of the presenters here at the edge ones. No, I didn't. Did not. Okay. Tell you, what was the second one?

I've got a scam on my finger from last week, and I should have asked you about it, because it's kind of healed, but also sort that off here. I don't know. Anyway, thanks for the podcast. I've got a new producer now. You've probably lost it. I've actually fucked it up, haven't I?

Sorry, Sam. Fuck. Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.