The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #103: Some yuck.. but sweet 'Cozzy Livs' hacks for ya!

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

Too much Tuesday!! EZ Money  Jeannie’s new teddies Is Sean overreacting? Faucet VS ‘Forcit’ chat Harrison crashes on set! Cozzy Livs hacks Yes No Maybe Harrison bonds with a friend at a strip club 5 Star fact King treatment or bare minimum? Top 3 Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Hey, welcome to the podcast. Big show today. We get to some cost of living hacks, which results in a lot of people trying to help Steph with her loose flaps in her car. Yes, no, the flaps aren't loose. I think that's a bit of the problem.

I wish they were looser. Oh, sorry, tight flap. Very tight flap. Stuck flap, sorry. Stuck flap, stuck flap. And what was your favourite part of the show today, Harrison? Oh, man, my favourite part of the show had to be the cost of living hacks.

About the flaps, again. Yeah, that's the same. It's the same, yeah. Oh, I missed that. Yeah, no, you can't tell. Anyway, there's heaps more. Hites more. Enjoy the podcast.

That was definitely the best bit. Okay. Full team. Full team. It is the edge, Arvo's, Sean, Steph and Harrison. Can you hear yourself, Steph? Oh, Steph's not turned on. Oh, here we go.

Hello? Sorry. No, we're all here. Yes. Silencing women again. Apologies. I've also got Dan's microphone. phone as well. I want my, where's my one?

With my name on it. I don't know where mine is either. Yeah, Sean, I don't know if you guys know this, but Sean usually comes in about an hour before the show and cleans up the whole place and sets it all up for us. And you know what? I've had enough. Yeah. This is a marriage and you need to pull you away. Yeah, well this is gross, just Dan's got like food all in the top of his microphone. We never make love anymore. You and Dan or me and you?

Either. That's a lie. Hey, big show today. Harrison and Steph all. All together again, Steph had time off last week. I was off the week before. Harrison's been filming a show, but we're all back. Yay. And producer nurse, say. Yay!

Hey! God, this is the first, is it the... Yeah, I guess the first time, like, officially we're all together, which is really cool. And a big show. All the classics, we're going to run yes-no, no, maybe. I've got some hacks for Cozy Lives. Also, Steph thinks that Fossett is pronounced in a weird way. Oh, yeah.

Harrison. Before we really get it. into this a bit later on on the show. You know that thing, like in a bathroom or a kitchen, the tap? What's another fancierge word of saying the tap? A faucet. Thank you. How do you say, Harrison?

And I'm the only one that says faucet? Oh, come on. Sam. Are you joking? They say faucet. Cal from Edge Knights is back there. How do you say it? Fawcett.

It's not Fawcett. You turn on the tap, aka the... I say Fosset. Thank you. She says Fawcett. Are you joking me? I feel like I'm being gaslit by all of you. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

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from Christchurch. She fell in some cow poo last week. Please welcome Bella to the show. Hello. Bella, hello, how you going? Are you recovering from the cow crap incident? Okay. Oh yes, yes, I am.

Can I ask, were you on a fun? Yeah, I was on a farm. And why did you slip and fall in some cow poo? Yeah, it just got stuck in a big bit of car poo with my gum boot and fell over. Damn. God, you're silly, Bella. I've fallen in poo before as well. I was at the dog park and my dog wasn't chasing the ball after I threw it for him.

And so I had to then end up running down a hill and getting the ball myself. And I slipped over and fell with my bum just straight into a big pile. bag, warm, very fresh pile. Well, you say that you're constantly falling over in your son, Rocco's poo, because he's gone Commando these days. He says he's a tantrum about pants and undies. He hates it. So he's just crapping all over the house.

Yeah, but we've got hardwood floors. It's easy to mop up. Yeah, anyway, that's a chat for another time. Bella, are you ready to play? You know the rules, my friend? Yeah. Yeah, I am. We'll start the time when Steph asked the first question.

Okay, no repeated answers there, Bella, 30 seconds. Your letter will be P. P for pizza P for pirate P for Peter Piper Piper Piper Papers It's one word answers I think too No it's not it's F is it It's F true

You've got the wrong one Sorry, sorry Bella, sorry The letter's F Steph doesn't have the shade Oh oh oh oh there it is Sorry The letter is F

Can I have that one next to you Just thank you F F FFA FFFFFRAFFFFFRFRAF Sorry for Farrer Farrer Farrer Sorry about that Bella For the confusion Okay so Bella FF FF okay

Okay. Sorry, it's not F. No, I was there for. It's F. All right, Bella from Christchurch for $10,000 with the letter F. Please name for us something with wheels. Pass. Something you can drink.

Pass. A food. Frozen peas. A girl's name. Freya. A magazine. Pass. A leisure activity.

Fencing. Something you can open. Yeah. You only got three there, my friend. I'm sorry about that. You also pass three You pass something with wheels You've got to say

Fair as well Ford Because it's something you drink Fanta, Fizzy And a magazine Frankie food and wine Oh that's a hard It was a hard letter today

You can almost say Bella That your performance today Was a bit cow shit Oie Because she fell on it She did well Yeah And hey at least there's no more poos

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Thanks so much. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Are you all right? No, I'm not all right. Not all right. My fiancé genie recently got back from a flight in which on Singapore Airlines,

the air hostess gave her two Singapore Airlines teddy bears. which like what give them to a kid Oh they might have just had them left over How big are you talking? Little, I've got a photo of it Okay but like if you could describe it for our listeners Yeah, can show the list was the photo Oh yeah people listen to this

Yeah Like the size of your hand Yeah size your hands They're small, two small teddy bears Okay so your beef with the bears Well she's put them on our bed Do you don't like these bears Hate them

Well I've got a philosophy that's like We're adults we don't do soft toys We don't let's not do that She's not had a soft toy ever Yeah, because she's not allowed to Yeah, because she's an adult woman We don't need soft toys in our beard Excuse me, I'm an adult woman

And I have a soft toy Wow I'm an adult man And I've got eight on my bed actually Well, both those are up for debate That's right So wait, what soft toys do you, Harrison hip? I've got a care beer, I've got a monkey

I've got a mooie that's a cow I've got an upper from the avatar I've got a stitch I've got a Garfield I'll stop but it's mostly all of them I mean you may as well keep going My girlfriend made me one of those

Pickle Pesto, he's a monster And I have another cat Like a black cat And they always live on your bed Always on my bed Where do they go when you sleep? I throw a lot of them off And I keep one

Is that a little embarrassing When like your mates come over And you're like, it's our bedroom Sorry about all No one's ever said anything I think because I get like Mad respect for my mates So they're like

Man I love them even more Can you imagine Harrison Being in a relationship With somebody who has a soft toy ban? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And can I flag

something else, man? Yeah. Where'd you get the Teddy's from that you hate? Singapore airline. It's a bit racy, man. You think it's racist? I don't like...

I don't like them because they're from Singapore. Well, he started with that. I don't know. I don't know. I think there may be a factor. You could have been ambiguous with the airline.

Yeah, yeah. You could say, exactly Singapore. Well, they say, okay, all right. Yeah, yeah. It's not, okay, well, I want to get ahead of that. It's not because they're from Singapore. That I don't like that. They want to be careful, man.

You want to be careful with that. You do want to be clear about that. Teddy's, yeah, I don't think they have an ethnicity. So what are you going to do with them? Well, she keeps, I don't want to throw them away because I feel like that, I'm on the verge of doing it. But she will, like, keep putting them in the bed. And she knows I hate it, which is why she's just messing with me.

And then I'll hide them. I'll put them away in, like, the cupboard. And then she'll pull them out and put them somewhere, like, really front and center. And then I hide, and it's just this cat and mouse game of me taking these teddy hiding them and her putting them out in the open again. Oh, you do a little children. Oh, me grow up. You're a grown-ass man.

Exactly, and I don't want teddy bears. Let her have her teddy bears. They're not hurting you. Grow up and get some teddy bears in your house. Oh, gross. Okay, 0800 the edge. Cool right now, please everybody. 33-4-3 can text as well.

And Sean overreacting as a 33-year-old Wahini, who has had a teddy bear her whole entire life, and I snuggle him every night. His name is Polar. I'm appalled by what I'm listening to right now, Sean. No, that's crazy. In fact, my 14 month at home, he's eyed up polar, and I said, back off and I got him his own polar bear. Wait, you won't let your kid have your child of teddy.

God no. You can't put his spew on it or snot all over it or something. God no, he's mine. And I'm the, I need to grow up. You're a monster, mate. That's crazy. You're a monster. I think I'm underreacting. I think I should go harder at this.

I don't know. I don't know about that, man. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. My name's Sean, and I don't think that adults should have soft toys. That's all I'm saying. My girlfriend got given these two. Fiance.

Sorry. I got you, Jeanette. Sorry. We should do that. So are you wearing your glasses again? I thought they broke. Wait, look. Do you wire them up?

And duct tape them. She's been a bit wonky, but yeah. That's for another time. But my fiancé, sorry, Jeannie, got given these two little teddy bears recently on a Singapore Airlines flight. They now live in our house, and she just keeps putting them out everywhere. and I hate them. I keep trying to put them away. I'm like, we're adults, we don't need soft toys.

I know you two disagree with me because you're both adults who have way too many soft toys. We are pro the adults with soft toy. And someone on the text machine, Sean, 3343, if you ever want to have a little text through, is calling you a wet blanket. Someone says, if it brings you happiness, Sean, isn't that all that matters? Good point. Someone just started the message with gross. Yeah, gross.

Don't have tetties as an adult. Gross. I also want a flag that Stephanie. a lot of the listeners would accept Teddy's from any country, just saying. I think you're coming in quite hot with the Singapore Airlines Teddies. I don't want them, and it's coming across racy. You've said that. You've said that.

You've just got to be careful with that. You want to flag that one more time. I want to say that it's not due to the ethnicity of the teddy. Cool. I just think, you know, if it's in general. If listeners are tuning in a different time for the day on the drive home, I'm just going to re-flag that you're not a racist. Okay.

In this scenario. Not. Once again. It doesn't matter where the. Teddy came from. I come from Air New Zealand. Sam Texan. I got a soft toy bunny the day I was born. I'm a 30 year old man now and I still cuddle him at night. Oh, that's cute. What embarrassing thing to text to a radio

stage. Oh, sure. That's such an embarrassing thing to text out. Sean, you're grow up, Sean. And Matt goes my long-distance boyfriend and I each have a stuffed toy. This is so cute. He has a little Kiwi and I have a little kangaroo. Sean, let it go. Sean, have you got anything that you hold on to since you're a kid or no? Like a blank. Are you in a little? have a blankie, because you wouldn't have... No, I don't have anything.

He would have torn it up and burned it or something like that. You got nothing? No. Okay. That explains a lot. Let's go to the phones. Jennifer from Nelson is here. Jen, thoughts please.

Do you think Sean's overreacting? Absolutely. Yeah, totally. Let her have a teddy. Come on. You rockin some tetties there, Jennifer? I am rocking a teddy. It's 42 years old.

It was the first gift I ever got. And my husband's just accepted that that's a part of our lives. That's the same as me. and my partner, Jen. And are you a bit like me? And one day, sadly, when we're no longer on Earth anymore, I have plans of being buried with polar bear. Do you have you thought a head like that?

We've had conversations, yes. Yeah. Do you also, Jennifer, I ask, like, when you're having fun time with your partner, do you also put your tetties in the corner? It's definitely not in the bed. No, not in the bed. No, God.

Because I've got to aim them, so they've all going to line up against the wall. Yeah, face the walls. Yeah, face the walls. That's what I do. It's only one. Okay, that's good then. Sorry, did you just ask Jennifer if she puts her teddy in the cuck chair?

No, the turned around, cucket. Oh, turn around, okay, okay, because I thought you were saying put it in the chair watching. No, no, no, no, no. Someone thinks you have childhood trauma. Thanks Tim for texting in. Do you? Is this maybe this is what it is, yeah. Possibly.

And should we wrap it up with Harrison? Another Harrison on 0800 the edge. What's your advice to Sean? Oh, hey, Sean. I reckon you grab some transformers or Ninja Turtles and start popping them around the house. Yeah, I love that idea. So you reckon stoop to that level.

Play the game. Okay, play the game. Get some bionicles, maybe. Do you know what I'm saying bring some boys' toys into the house? Okay, cool. It might start something. You guys might start playing toys with each other. Okay.

Oh, my gosh. That's the goal of the sense. I don't want that. I don't want that. Yeah, I think that might be like pushing it a little bit. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We've got a debate happening today over how you pronounce the fancy word for a tap, twisty.

Twisty bit on the tap. Yeah, it is spelt. F-A-U-C-E-T. How would you say that word? If-A-U-C-E-T. F-A-U-C-E-T. turn on the faucet

Fawcett It's Fossett So I can't believe it I feel like I'm being gazzlet right now So Steth thinks Forcet Fawcett It's literally what it's called

Producer Nurse Sam I think it's Fossett I've got another thing in there A you together actually O like Fawcett Oh dear it's Fawcett Foset Foset

No, it's not faucet. I think it's forcet. It is forcet. I think it's forcet. It's not faucet. I think it's foursett. It's foresit. It's forcet.

It's forcet. Anyway, 0800 the edge. Every single one of you listening right now, call through on 0800 the edge right the second. You just need to tell us how you say that word. F-A-U-C-E-T because there's got to be a right and wrong our way to do it. Alicia.

Hello? Hi. How do you say it? Hi. Alicia. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Good, Alicia.

How do you say the other thing? Forcett. Thank you. I've never heard Forcett in my life until today. I think Fawcett until Stess does spell it out. Ange. And Lillie's mum, it's Fawcett. Hi, Intern Lillie's mum.

Forcett. Thank you. Thank you. Ange, it turns a little's mom. And I keep calling our 800th of the Edge while we listened to a little, went around a little walkabout here at the Edge HQ. And I got other people around the building to tell me how they pronounce. It's F-A-U-C-E-T. Fawcett.

Fosset. Fosset. Why did you say Fosset? It's a faucet. Fosset. Fawcett. Fawcter. It's definitely a faucet.

Fawcett. Fosset. Fosset. Sorry, name and shame the person who'd never heard the word before. That was Lily, actually, intern, Lily, Ange. His mum's called in. She, yeah. But that's okay.

Okay, well, I'm not taking your advice, then, Adj. That's okay. Lisa on 0800 the edge How do you say it? I'll admit, Steph. 100,000% Lisa. There's so many texts coming through with Fawcett. You guys are crazy.

Are you tricking me, Sean? No, I've always, look, I honestly googled it How to pronounce that And this is the first two videos that came up This is the first one. Fosset. Fosset. And this is the second one.

Fawcett. Oh, so maybe American British. That'll be it. That's probably it. Yeah, American British. Yeah. Is that the simplicity of it? We just can't get past that.

American British. But there must be a correct way here in New Zealand to say it. We're going to call a plumbing place. They'll know. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Plumbingwell, Tracy speaking. Hello, Plumbingwell, Tracy speaking.

My name's Steph. I work at the Edge Radio station, and I've got a very, very quick question for you. me and my co-workers, co-hosts, can't agree on how to say a particular word. And it's about F-A-U-C-E-T. And we thought, who better to call than a professional in that area? Fancy word for tap. And so once and for all, Tracy, from Plumbing World, how do you say that word? Force it.

God, no, Tracy. Thank you. Thank you, Tracy. If I came in and asked for a faucet, where would you point me? The bathroom? You'd still point me to the faucets. Okay, right. And I will admit, I've never trashed, Tracy.

Oh, my God. Had this funny feeling that you were calling. Oh, how many times is the edge called plumbing world? Wait, what? But that's to be a reoccurring thing. Are you listening? I listened to the radio station. Oh, there we go.

Okay, well. Wait, so you were listening. As soon as you said, Steph from the edge, I knew. Wow, Tracy. You can add a psychic to your reservoir. Reservoir? Yes. Resumase.

This is why we don't take Steph's advice on how to pronounce words. Your Arvost Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The edge. Something happened, mate. Yeah, man. Well, this actually happened.

Last night, we did a night shoot on the TV show and this shoot was set in Ponsonby, which is quite an expensive area in Auckland, you'd say, eh? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Flash. Flash cars. And I had to do a driving scene, a driving stunt, they call it.

You're doing stunt driving. I was like, oh, that's so cool. Turns out it's not really stunty driving, though. It's just driving. Like, I had to drive around the block. Oh, okay. Where's the camera? Well, that's the thing.

Like, they usually, I don't know if you've seen behind the scene stuff in Hollywood movies and TV shows, but they'll put your car on a trailer. Oh, yeah, yeah. And they'll put cameras all around the trailer. So you don't have to, You just have to make sure your hands are kind of steering where the trailer's taking you. But you're not actually driving.

This is Ahikaru, a Māori television show, very low budget. So the cameras, the lights, they're all on the dashboard. Oh, so you actually are driving. I'm driving the car. That feels dangerous. Horrifically dangerous. So you're trying to act. You've got lights on your face.

I know my dad used to lose it when I just flick the light on in the car. Oh, so is mine. I don't alone being like lit. I know. So you had to fill on like spotlights in my face. So cameras behind me, cameras in front of me. It was raining. It was fogging up.

Gosh, guys. They're like, okay. First rule, Harrison, do you feel okay? I'm like, yeah, I feel right. I'm a bit nervous about it. They're like, okay, just whatever you do, turn left. Because I have to go to intersections and look left and go that way and then hone on the accelerate, blah, blah, blah.

They're like, whatever you do, go left. And so I start reversing. And then all the crew outside's pointing right, then the director's in the back seat. I'm like, oh, I think they want me to go right. She was like, oh, yeah, like, you know, go right and then turn left after you go right. I was like, okay, nobody says that. Wait, what? Nobody says that.

And I'm like, okay, so I backed out so far. I'm so close to, you know, cars behind me. And then I look outside the bloody window and the safety guys that telling me to come back. Can I just show you guys visually how this guy told me to reverse? Yeah. This is how subtly he was with it. Oh, it's a very small gesture.

So he's only using his fingers, basically. I didn't think he was doing it to me. I looked at him and looked away again. He's just slowly moving his fingers. And then when my car was so close to the other car, he's like, hands up. Big gesture. Straight away. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're going to hit the car? As soon as I'm like a centimeter away from it. So I had a Porsche. Backed into a Porsche straight away. All the crowds, I go, no! Going ballistic. And they're like, they've already started rolling. When I'm doing lines, I'm like, I guess we've got to keep going.

So I drive around the block, it's so tense in the car. We're doing a real dramatic thing. It's really tense. I've just hit a Porsche. They're like, oh my God, they're going to hate me back there. They're going to be so angry. to leave a note. Yep.

So then we drive back round. I'm like, oh, there's my park. And then the guy's directing me again, very subtly, slowly making me turn the corner. And then he goes, stop. And I scrape a yute. So I'm scraping this yute. Wait, but no, but how are you scraping a yut?

Because you're going forward at this stage. I get the reversing thing. There's a yute next to, you know, to the right of me. I'm trying to park on the left of that yute. I'm scraping into the yute. Who's this guy who's trying to direct you? He's not doing a great job. I'm sticking up for him here because you can.

can see in front of you. It's a long station wag. It's a long car. I've never driven that before. There's lights, just cameras in my face. And you can stop, stop and scraping the side of the suit, peeling the paint off. I'm like, oh my gosh. And then they're like, wave me to stop, and then I go onto the footpath, scrape the bonnet on the front of the car.

How did you turn into, like, such a bad driver? I don't know. It was the most, oh, I literally hopped out of the car and I was like, this is the hardest thing I've ever done in my entire life. Like, I've never had a day like this in my life on set. It was horrible. But imagine that I, like, Full license, like, yeah, of course I do.

You crashed the car three times within 10 minutes. If it was a driving test, you would absolutely fail. And so the thing that they do on sets is like, oh, you owe someone a slab if you make a big mistake, like a slab of beer. And so, no word of a lie. Within the next week of shooting the show, I have to buy 40 people a box of beer. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. What do your cost to living hacks?

Who's cause he lives hacks? Who's down bad as bad as me recently? because, you know, things are expensive nowadays. I know people, I've seen people making their own butter. You can't say as down bad as you recently, Sean. I think what I mean by that is doing things like to save money. Like, for example, there's something wrong with my car ride at the moment. My petrol flap doesn't open.

Or like the gauge under the seat won't open my flap. You got a stuck flap. Yeah, my flap just is unopinable. No. It's been a long time since I've been a long time. Can you try and spitting on it? No, so what I've got in my car is I figured out if you stick a book or something kind of a bit like thick under the petrol, what is this called, lever?

And it all stay up and then you can get a key and pry open the flap. So I've got a Moby biography that I use in my car, which is always there. And you just stick it under the lever. And then it's a brilliant. That is so annoying. No one's reading the Moby biography. So it's like I actually put to good use. Two things.

shocking that Moby has a biography. I didn't realize that. Sorry, the Moby biography is necessary for me. Yeah, because I don't have money to fix my car, so this is just my little hack. So every morning I have an English breakfast tea. Okay, I love a tea. Oh my God, are you got, like, that guy from Love Island

who has like 700 tea bags in his tea? Did you see that? Dejean, he has like six tea bags in his tea. I have seen that. But no, I'm not. I'm one bagging. One, okay. And I love a bit of milk.

Milk, no sugar, please. I didn't have any milk. but I don't like tea without milk So what I did, right, is I had some yoghut And what happens with yogh is that you get this kind of like layer of watery stuff on top of it You put your yogurt in your tea I put your yogurt water I put a little bit of yoga water in my tea

Cost of living hack I'm not buying a bottle of milk for $17 I'll just pop a little bit of yogurt water in my tea Yum yum yum, yum, yum, we're good to go Sure Yeah That's a real problem It's a hack, though.

Cozhy Liv's hacks. That's what I want to know right now. 0800 The Edge or 3343. What is your Cozzy Live hack? Yeah. My car's just covered in duct tape. That's a hack. You know the black things around your window?

They're what they call. You know, the black plastic-y kind of. Like the sun protector. Yeah, all those things. They cover them up. So whatever colour my car is in the area that needs to replace, you know, a different colour of duct tape. So my lights are clear, see-through duct tape.

The black bits, black duct tape. Blue car, blue bits. It's the blue duct tape over it. Actually, I had a broken headlight for a while, and same thing. Just clear, clear masking tape. My car is covered in tape. Yeah, it works. And you know what?

Sometimes if you're clever, it doesn't get picked up on when you're getting you off. Because it's so kind of see-through and, like, seamless. It's fine. Yeah, yeah. There you go, a little hack for you. So this is what we're after. Cozy lives hacks. Maybe you've got like a watch or something that's breaking.

You don't want to get it fixed. You just whack a safety pin in there. You've jimmyed it up. You've fixed it yourself. Cozy lives hacks. Okay. Pants don't fit me anymore. Just tight.

it up, tied a little part of it. I don't know what it is. Dressing gown, cord. No word of a lie. I've never ever brought a TV cabinet so it's two beer crates on the sides. There's books sacked on top of them. That's what my TV sits on. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Talking cosy lives hacks right now, what's your hack to save money at this time? You know, it's quite expensive out there. I didn't want to buy milk this week, but I love a cup of tea every morning. So I just went in and got my tub of Greek yogurt and just poured some of that yogurt water off the top of it into my tea.

I just don't know if that's a hack man. What it tastes like? It tasted a bit like yoghety tea. Yeah. Honestly, it wasn't bad, but... Yogut is good. Tea is also really good. But combined... Just hold the yogurt, I'd say.

Yeah, just like tea. Go like dairyless for a tea. Or, you know what? Don't even have the tea. Oh, that's not the attitude. Just survive without an argument. Yeah, but I wanted a tea. and I wanted a milk alternative, and that is what I used. I think it's good a Kiwi ingenuity.

Thank you, Steph. And I just told you about how I'm kind of a smarty as well, because my flap doesn't work in my car, so I have to hold up the lever under my driver's seat with a book. It's a Moby biography. The autobiography of Moby the DJ. And Jonti, you've called up for some... You want to talk about my flat?

Yeah, called up about your flat, Seth. Oh, Jonti. Talk to me. Happened on my car not long ago. Literally, it's like a $10 part, easy to do yourself, and fixes all your problems. Oh, do you reckon? Myself?

Do you reckon? I don't trust you to be fiddling around with your car, to be honest. What biography were you using to hold up your leg Vigante? I was using a shoe wedged up there. Oh, that's smart. Jandle, that would be good? That's another good one. That's a good one.

I like that. Some hacks coming through, Cozy Live hacks on 33443. On Sean's tea hack, I reuse my tea bags, getting two cups out of each bag. Oh yeah, clever. Tea's not that expensive. Here's a good one. I did this heaps of uni, struggling to buy toilet paper. LifeHack is taking a roll or two from work.

That's good. But then it's like that one-ply, single-ply stuff. And what if it's that humongous role, you know? And quite often at universities and works and stuff, there's like that massive dispense. You've got to steal the key off the cleaner. Yeah, but then you can't really use it at your house. You can't just as to attach to the wall, does it? But you can use it.

You can steal you, I guess. Sorry, Harrison. So it's a whole operation where you've got to pickpocket the cleaner and take the key off them, like you're breaking out of a jail cell. I told you guys, I had one of those keys in uni. I'd steal them from our drama school all the time. Would you then put it on the floor of your bathroom to then use? You'd know word of a lie, you'd stand up and wipe

when you'd put it over your forearm. And you just pull it off like a fire hose. It was insane. You know what? I regret doing this. This is on me. Steven's thick and I turn the fridge off at night? That's not good advice.

That's not good advice. No, Stephen. My watch hasn't worked for six months. I'm not getting it fixed. Just a fashion accessory now. Okay. But then two times in the day, your watch is right. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The edge. Time for... Yes, no, maybe. Here you guys, this is kind of I just ask you a few questions of situations that I get myself into. And you kind of just give... Well, it's kind of the appropriation scale, maybe. see if it's appropriate or not to do these things

and you just kind of ranked it with a yes or no or maybe. Yeah? Okay. Cool. Today's situation, guys, a job interview. Okay? I've got one coming up for... Sorry, sorry, you've been working here five months.

Well, it's for an acting thing. I've got to potentially like the gig and I have to go in and kind of impress them. Okay. I have a sit-down conversation. And I don't want to speak on... Because you're the actor here, but I think they call it an audition. Well, that's...

Well, I don't want to speak as an actor to a radio announcer, but it does audition, then you have conversations afterwards. So you have to do an audition and a job interview? If you're starting to get considered for the job, you then may have some chance with producers. Oh, really? Yes. Okay, we'll help you. Sorry.

We'll help you. We'll help you. Okay, great, great. That's okay. Here's an idea, right? First one, wear a half-and-half outfit. Okay? Walk in, half of you to the side is you.

The other half is your dream boss, and you have a conversation of how the interview should go perfectly. So you know, there's like sometimes... That's quite confusing. The gimmicky outfit, but sometimes they go like, oh, I'm half the groom and half the bride. They split themselves, half costumes. And they go, hey, mate, thanks for coming to the interview.

Like, yes, we'd really like to have you. So you're doing a skit? Well, a presentation. A presentation. A presentation. Okay. Like the guy from Split? Yeah.

Patricia. Yeah, kind of, yeah. I think it would stand out. It would stand out. It's a no. It's a no. It's a no. They'd remember you.

Not going to go maybe. I think it's a maybe because it really stands out. Depends how you do that. You really remember them. Yeah. Okay, he's another one. Walking and say, sup you big fat loser. is what someone would say not equipped for this job.

That's good. So kind of beat them down and I go, I wouldn't say that though. Do it. Shock value. No. Yes, absolutely yes. Come on. I'm going to write yes.

You've got to say yes. When I enter, show them my karate solo. Huh? When I enter, show them my karate solo. Which is what? So I walk in. Us. So Harrison's going through the motions of what I assume as a child's white belt

karate performance. So I show them that I'm up for a fight, I'm up for self-defense. It's a little inappropriate. I'm a little inappropriate. I'm a warrior. It's not an inappropriate. I think. It's a little inappropriate. Well, I actually do it from the age of five to five and a half, so I actually do a lot of karate.

You have a six months. Just from the vibes. I just don't do it as a know. Just don't do it or no. Just how the vibes in the room right now. Start the interview with, I'm Harrison. But you can call me employee of the month. I like that. That's good.

I think that's good. That's good. I like that. I like that. Yes. Yes. Second one. I'm Harrison, but you can call me son. Nah.

No, no. No, no. Because that's a daddy mummy complex. Yeah, no. Okay, okay. Two more, two more. I want to bring back three-day holidays. Just say that to them. Just out the gate before you've got the job.

You want to pitch having more leave. Hey, man, welcome. I want to bring back three-day holidays. Well, yeah. Bring back three-day holidays. Like a three-day... No, see, you're tricking them thinking they ever existed. Okay. Maybe we should bring them back.

Maybe we're the first one to bring it back. Never existed. You're trying gas-slide him at the first time. First part of the meeting. Exactly, gaslining, yes is the word you could say. I'll write used to gas lighting. Okay, final one. Walk in, tell the boss to stand up,

then go sit in their chair and say, give it a month, this will be me. No, no. No, they might like it, though. They might not like it. Bloody hell is a hard worker. Maybe for that one. A month he reckons.

No, but then the thing is, is the boss then probably wouldn't have a job, right? Nah. You want to go in and, like, threaten that. That's his issue, probably. No, I still still with no only one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, but good luck for the job interview, though. Thank you.

Should go well. Yeah, should go really well. Do your big pet looser thing for sure. I'll definitely do that one. That's what someone else would say. Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Something I got up to the other night, guys, last Saturday,

is have you guys ever strip bonded? I'm not sure what you mean. Strip bondage. No, have you stripped bonded before? Strip bonded. Strip. Like, Strip.

Bonded. Strip club. Bonded. Strip club. I've been to a strip club twice. Okay. And they were both

Bachelor parties and both the times I looked around and everyone was gone and I was the only one in a strip club and I was like this is I don't like this. And one time I went there

and I made eye contact with a guy that I went to school with on the other side of the club and he was by himself and I was by myself and I didn't know how to communicate to him that I don't come here often. Just doing like the one and me like

oh. I mean. and my partner Jake had one of our first kisses at a strip club. That's a real shame. One of, not the first one, but early days. What number do you think? Like, one of the first ones. It was after the Rugby World Cup opening in Auckland CBD in 2011.

And for some reason, the group of us would be funny to go to whatever it's called. CGs? Maybe. Firecats. Did not. Sorry, it doesn't matter. I've only been twice. And yeah.

God. Well, actually, I would do a strip show. show. So my friend who I do the, on my TV show, I do the romantic storyline with. So I've got a girl,

a fictional girlfriend on the show. She wanted to hang out this weekend. She's like, I think we should like bond. I was like, well, we're quite bonded, I'd say. But like in a work capacity, in a work capacity, for sure.

You want to work on the chemistry. Yeah, yeah, but I was like, we've already done all the, you know, sexual scenes and all the kiss, so it's randomly now to do the bonding. But I think we'll just become good friends. She's like, we should go do something. She's like, I've got tickets to us for a show. I'm like,

I rock out. We ever dream before. Like, what's the show? And she goes, men of steel. I was like, oh my God, Superman movie. She goes, no, no, no. Men of Steel. A strip show. Australian group of dancing, naked men. Yeah. First red flag. It was on K Road. Oh. Oh, it's not the best place, is it?

No. That's not the best place. It's a bit of a dodgy spot, okay? It's pretty scary, but that's what makes it fun. And so we go, I'm like, okay, this might be okay. I'm not sexually attracted to men like that She is And I thought a lot of the women I was the only guy there

I think a lot of them presumed I was gay I was not And I said it here And they're like, okay, do you want to mention Sweet as? They're not going to touch us or anything We were smack bang in the middle And apparently everyone's general omission

There's no VIPs You're all the VIPs Have you guys ever been like a strip show With like male strippers before? No, no I haven't No We like

How do you say this trauma bonded it is harrowing guys it is like it's not even funnels like there's probably a handful of women who love it

every other woman is like oh my gosh get off me these guys fart out pelvic thrusting on the shoulders upside down throwing them across the room

and the girl as well I don't want the guy like the dad's who's like I don't want anymore that's done so we sat together like I'm and I'm watching all of this go on and the women like

Didn't even really enjoy it. So did the two of you just go? It was just you two. You and your on-screen girlfriend. Well, she thought it was funny. What did your real-life girlfriend think? Because you turned up, you didn't realize it was a strip show until you were there. And then did you have to tell her?

Well, she didn't really care. I see this men of steel. And she goes, oh, like, the guys on my... She goes, oh, I don't really worry about that. I guess that's true. It's not the same as... Yeah, yeah. It was like, yeah, me and a couple of lads from work went to a woman strip show.

And she's like, oh, you're good with that, babe. She might be like, oh, I don't know about that. Yeah. the actress. We can't stop talking about it. It was triggering. It was horrible. I thought that was going to be fun, like magic.

My gosh, it is a crime scene. It is horrible. That's not real aggressive, eh? Yeah, it's like shoving your head into his crutch and he's just like all up to your real. I know. It's like, okay, guys, this is too much. Pull it back a little bit.

So you reckon public service announcement don't go to a strip club with your colleague to try and bond outside of work. I think it's a really bad idea. Maybe play around a mini part first. Yeah, we didn't talk today. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Is it King treatment or is it the bare minimum? We've got Clara, Digital Girl Clara in this year right now. Oh my gosh. Hold on, no. It'll come to me. Clara. Yeah.

She's only been working here for like two and a half years. What's your name? Karen. Yeah. Hi-up. And Steph and studio, this is a TikTok trend you may have seen at the moment. Is it Princess Treatment or is it the best?

bare minimum. We're flipping it with King Treatment. Harrison's come up with a few ideas of how he likes to be treated in his relationship. And is it King Treatment or is it the bare minimum? Yeah. I'm not going to give away how I like to be treated. I'm just going to throw it out there and see how you react. Okay. Okay. All right. First one. Making dinner for him once a week.

At least once a week. Probably that's King Treatment. King treatment. Yeah, I don't cook. So if I'm in the kitchen for you, That's got to be a special occasion. That's a bare minimum. Be it a minimum. That's not king trip.

Once a week. I literally don't remember the last time I cooked dinner. Okay. And if Jake's away, my partner for the night, like whatever, then I'll just eat bread. Oh, you're making me angry. We're going to move on. Okay. Once a month, massage him.

At least once a month, the massage. King treatment. That's special occasion. He's been stressed. He's doing a lot of work. Just a massage. That's king treatment. Yeah.

Yeah. Once a month? Especially a month. Oh, bull crap. You guys don't get massage once a month. I wish, though. Yeah, I wish. Because it's king treatment.

Okay. Shining his shoes before he goes to work. Shining his shoes. Yeah, thank you. Be minimum. How often? Great. Every day.

Every day. Yeah. Tires tie and trying his shoes. Okay. If you're folding the washing, let's say you'll turn in front of the washing. We don't fold washing. Can you fold the washing? Can you fold.

What if you folder his clothes? Oh yeah. Be a minimum. Yeah, be minimum. Okay, we're just checking. Yeah, because the washing's combined, isn't it? So, be a minimum. Okay.

Driving places. Be a minimum. Okay. King treatment. You reckon now? I want to be driven. Yeah. I want to be driven.

Normally he's the one driving. Yes. But if he needed to get dropped off for, hello? Hello? Hello? Sorry, sorry, my bad. I had a bottom there. Sorry, Pirate, we spoke too long.

Okay. Okay, here's a few more. Saying their singing is good. It is good, so be a minimum. King Treatment. I think you should be keeping everyone humble. Yeah. Steph's fiancé does play in a band and he's a very good singer. Okay.

Letting him watch what he wants every second night. I think that's fair. Be a minimum. Do you reckon? King Treatment. You reckon? I shouldn't have a say. That only is no kind of saying.

Maybe this is why I'm saying. Okay, last two. Laughing at jokes he says that aren't funny. King treatment. Yeah. Yeah, King treatment. I kind of think too. Just be honest.

Don't lie about it. Okay, final one. Being on your phone when he's telling you about your day. Oh, I wouldn't stand for that. Really? Is that an option? Yeah, I'd flip it up his hands. No, no, it's king treatment.

No, no. If you're telling about your day, you're sitting on your phone. Oh, I wouldn't even do that. It's so rude. Really? Yeah, God, no. King treatment. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Time for your top three. Today, doing something a little bit different since Lewis Capaldi is coming back to New Zealand. He's one of the funniest people. I've ever had the pleasure of interviewing. One of the funniest men on the planet, I thought I would do your top three interview moments with the Scottish Beyonce himself, Lewis Capaldi. It's that time of the day.

The time to get your news. Brought to you by Unicorn. Love it. I would use the horn to pleasure myself. And presented by Roche. tax appeal. It's the edge top three.

I had a lot of fun trawling through these interviews with him. He is very, very funny. You know, he's done a fantastic interview with Lewis Capaldi is Meg from this

very fine radio station you're listening to right now a couple of years ago because you can ask him anything right and he'll answer it and he was like, go on hit me with a crazy question and the first thing

she thought of was it was the last person who masturbated over. That's crazy. Which was an amazing. He's increasing on the spot and he answered it. What did he say? I don't remember, but he answered it.

Very good. When a reporter asked him on the red carpet when his bedtime is and he said this. My bedtime? Yes, when the last bottle of Jack Daniels was finished. Yeah. Am I right? And the last lady has been kissed. That's so crazy.

I love slides. When he was asked after winning a Grammy, what does winning a Grammy feel like? If I could describe it. It's like, imagine it in a whole chicken parmesan, lying down, what's on TV? Game of Thrones before it was finished. You're lying there, your belly's bloated, the TV's on, and you're thinking, you know what? This is the life. And that's how I feel.

I feel like a big bloated boy watching Game of Thrones, but bloated with love, not chicken palm. You know what I'm saying? Oh, that's funny. And this is my third favourite Lewis Capaldi moment. Three. You may have seen this one on TikTok when he's on the Graham Norton the couch with all those celebrities.

And he's with Jamie Dawson, the guy who plays Mr. Gray in 50 Shades of Grey. And he says that's to one. Actually, but we've never met before. So it's weird to see you, because I'm usually seeing you like 50 shades of grey. So it's weird. All right.

It's weird seeing you like here without like a whip in your hand. Yes. And me. And me without my fucking name. Oh. He's funny. It's good. It's the edge top three.

Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I hope you enjoyed the podcast there. A little podcast outro for you. If you've never made it this far, this is usually where the three of us will just, you know, have a little chat,

a little bit extra for experts. Guys, I can't wait to get home to watch Love Island, UK, because my treadmill arrived today. So I was like set it up. I wasn't there when I wasn't home when it arrived, but it's been set up in my garage and I'm going to get like a step ladder

and put my computer on the top of the step ladder and I'll be able to walk or run even. And watch Love Island, UK. Right, they are. Cool, eh? Day one. Is it like a big treadmill or is the one like I have in the studio? Big treadmill. Is it? Yeah, you can do an incline and everything.

I can do the TikTok thing, the 12, 5, 30 or what do I have to work that out? But it's like, it's like level 5, incline 12 or maybe vice versa for 30 minutes. Wow. And you're going to get like real hot. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's quite a good idea because you kind of got to stay at home because you've got a baby and then you like get to the gym's hard. And you love watching Love Island.

So this is kind of the perfect solution. Yeah, exactly. So we'll see how we go. So to celebrate the treadmill arriving, I had a packet of biscuits last night because that is the last time I can eat a packet of biscuits. What cookies? Oh, it's so annoying.

You've said your diet started yesterday. Yeah, yesterday, yeah. Jackie's buying them. Oh, fuck, they're so yum. They're like scotch fingers, but like chocolate on one on the bottom of them. She described this before in a podcast before, I think. The biscuits?

Yeah, I dug them in milk. So I'm having like heaps of milk and lots of biscuits. Fuck. You put away a whole pack of scotch biscuits after day. Yeah. Not anymore though, so I want my treadmill. So that will distract me and that will motivate me. Harrison, who's just jumped on the Love Island bandwagon, it's inspired me to go back to the gym. It's inspired Steph to get a treadmill.

Have you been inspired by Love Island in the way these people look? Not really. Not really. Again, I've only watched three episodes. Okay. And I've already, I dabble in the gym a bit, quite busy by trying to go to the gym and try and exercise when I can. so no and they're just different breeds

I think you've got to face the facts guys they are different breed of people I'm speaking for myself as well what I'm saying what I'm saying what I'm saying what I've never be on love either what I've gone through but you've both watched a TV show and go oh we have to go to the gym I think it's more like yeah it's good to go to the gym

but just chill a bit they've got genetically built so different and they're all a bit boring let's be real also all of them are personal trainers yeah like come on you can't and like those people who go to the gym that much and look that good

they're not the happiest people. That's true. I just love cookies way too much. Their life is the gym. Imagine if your life was exercising. Question. Boring. So for people listening who aren't in this season,

like haven't been watching it, do you reckon three episodes is enough? Are you like clued up on like dynamics and who's who? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three's enough. Well, I watched the movie night. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's when they review all the things that have happened in the season.

So you went into movie night not knowing anybody? Ah, no, I don't know anybody. Oh, that's interesting. But I quickly was like, oh, he's a dick. Yeah, that's a good way to start, actually. She's a dope. It was really good. Oh, it's all I need. Yeah, true. It's good recap. It's a good point.

But Cassar and more, I wish I watched. That's always the highlight of the show. But yeah, lots of drama. A lot of the fighting with the girls. Oh, my God. The girls had so much to say to each other. I know. But there's no love.

There's no love. Like, there's not one couple that I'm like, oh, they're so meant to be to get a late. The guys fucking suck. The girls are just kidding. Some of girls are quite nasty. I'm like, wow. but the girls, I've never seen the girls fight on Love Island that much. Yeah, big personalities.

I get stuck in a house, I don't know, for like so many weeks with, like, conflicting people. I don't know. Who's your favourite character? My favourite is the American girl I really like. Yeah, Tony, she's my favorite. There was this brown girl. Shakira. Yes, she's my favorite.

Hey, Shakira. The internet loves Tony and Shakira. So you either love Tony and Shakira, or you love Helena and. And Meg. So there's like two groups, very divided. I'm so into Tony. Especially Tony. And Shakira is great, but I love Tony.

I'm shocked. Because my girlfriend told me that's the divide as well. Yeah. And I'm like shocked that people think Helena and Meg are okay. I do think Helena. I do kind of... I like Helena. I don't like Meg.

Yeah, I'm with you there. Because I give Helena a lot of grace because I'm like, well, fuck, she's just having fun and she's passion boys. And she doesn't mind the boys that she's passionate, like she's just that have a good time. Right. But I don't like the fact that she was like going after Shakira's guy. when, like, that whole thing was in there.

My favourite is Yaz. Yeah, Yaz is so cool. She's, she's... They call her Yaz GPT online. Like, AI robot one. Oh, that girl's really good pusher. Yeah. She's cute.

She's got so much confidence and just does not give a fuck. She just says out of all the drama. And then when it comes to her, she just shuts people down. I hope she does. She's so good. If we start to see more of her,

and I think who guys called Jamie, I think if we see more of them, they might win. They might take over. I love yes, JPT. How much longer is the other show? I reckon like two more weeks or something. I see how many episodes are in?

There's normally like 50 something and I think we're up to 36, 35, 34. Are you just finished day? Yeah. It's kind of the winner of that. Yeah. I reckon there's 52 Epps. Fuck, well they're only like the 20s right now. Yeah, I think there's like another two weeks I reckon.

Wow. It's a lot of episodes. It's a long show, man. It's a big commitment. Maya Jammer's looking gaunt. Oh, isn't she looking... Every time she comes in, she's the hottest girl in the villa. Oh, she's gorgeous. All the guys look at her like, can I come up with her?

Her season she became host She literally walked out It's in McGarvroom I pick her A hoover That's the new host I'm like fuck off It's the new host

Yeah my god stunning So there's this video I saw online And it's of her grandma And she They're like twins Like her grandma It was like a hotty week Yeah

Oh yeah Great genetics Storzziz Mrs A Yeah That's crazy Yeah yeah yeah Oh She's such a babe

And like she seems really lovely too Yeah And such a great host I can't find this information I have to chat GPT this I reckon Sean 15 How many episodes are in a season?

Chat QBT, BT will know. It knows everything. 49. Fuck, it's a lot. I'm pretty close. So we're there. We're almost like, we're two weeks away. Get on it, people.

Get on it, people. Get on it. You can be on it. You can't watch, just tell people to watch certain highlights. There's a lot to catch up on, guys. Just watch TikTok highlights, honestly. It's like, so good.

I can watch Matt. Why don't you just watch every 10 episodes, tune in? Or every seven or something. We'll be like, Steph, and watch every single episode and all this un-seen, and all this un-seen, And all the stuff on TikTok and all the YouTube

Oh yeah, I was so sad because there was no episode that came out a particular day So I just went on YouTube and looked up tours of the villa Fuck, yeah, it's like a... I'm like that involved It's a lot like I've been in that I've been there before And I'm like looking on it

Looking at my girlfriend, she gets her friends over and they all watch it And I sit there and go fuck girls You need to get out of this rut I've never watched it with anyone That would be so fun It's the best part because you commentate the whole thing Oh my God And I chat the entire episode

Fuck, yeah, you have to. I'm so vocal. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, no, God. No, he calls it brain rock. You need to watch it with somebody. There should be pubs that show it.

I've seen this on TikTok before. It's a good idea. But there should be like a pub that shows Love Island every night. Should we do that then? That'd be easy to do. You guys should do a big thing for the finale. Yes. We should do a night.

We should do a night. That's a really good idea. Yeah. Let's do it. Write that down somewhere. That's a really good idea. Run up the flagpole. All right.

Anyway, thanks for listening. Thanks. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.