The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #104: Tidbits, swingers & blitzing... It's full on today!

Episode Date: July 16, 2025

What a WILD Wednesday! EZ Money  Steph’s glow up 5 Star Fact 10 Star Tidbit Can you be besties with the opposite sex? Does Harrison remember his lines? Yes No Maybe Degrees of Stan Walker Maccas Blitz! Anyone out there a swinger? Top 3 Uno at the casino Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, thanks for clicking on this podcast. Thanks so much for choosing to listen. And great show that you've chosen to listen to today. I'd say this is probably my favourite show we've ever done. Guys, guess what song I've been listening to Heaps lately.

What? Guess. We can't guess. Guess. You've got an unlimited amount of guesses. But I don't want to an unlimited amount of guesses. I just don't know. I have no idea.

I love it. Just tell us what it is. Nah, not who you guess. Or just the macarena. No. Ganyam style. No. Well, these guys are thinking.

Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Jarvo's Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Welcome to the show, New Zealand. Hello. Welcome aboard the train. Choo-Choo! The fun train this afternoon.

Sean, Seth and Harrison, quick roll call as we do, because we take things very seriously here. Stephanie Monks. Yes. Harrison Keefe Chioda Koto And producer, nurse Sam Good morning

No afternoon Oh my God It's all right Everyone's here Just a one word of reply Not mentally No but you know Poor Sam

And people who have been through a breakup Can relate to this Sam newly single Her partner's gone And taking the Blumen coffee machine He did I mean How much caffeine

Do you normally have Compared to what's happened today I've had like Half the amount of caffeine Like four hours Too late Girl So you broke up

a while ago, but he's come back unannounced to your house today and gone, yep, I'm taking that. Kind of. He was there grabbing some other stuff for his new place. Thoughts and prayers, guys. I'll make you a coffee, Sam. Harrison. How do you have it? You've never met the guy? Yeah, you know, Nurse Sam's a legend. Yeah, he is an idiot, Sam. So not be with her, and take a coffee machine.

Idiot. Idiot. All right, we'll get Nurse Sam a coffee, and we'll get you $10,000 next. Easy Money is the game. 0800 at the edge. Give us a call. Hado's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. $10,000 up for grabs right now. The Edge 10K. Easy money.

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They work at the smoking barrel. And all the proceeds went to the flood victims at the top of the South Island there. Tyler, everybody. Hi. Tyler from old Machueca, hey? That's the old land of Ricky Baker. Am I right?

I don't know. We've got him painted on our Gapri Barron, yeah. That's why I thought. I've seen that too ago. That's how I know him. That's why I think he's from there. How are you hanging up there? I was talking to a couple people from Bethany Park last night, actually.

It's looking terrible around there. But how are you holding up? Yeah, we're holding out pretty good. We did a fundraising dinner at the Smoking Barrow last night, so we're just delivering the list over food to all the people today. Bethany Park is on the list. So that's really cool That's wholesome

Good on you, Tyler Yeah, shot Tyler And the team there at the Smoking Barrowet Legends Now let's try and hook Tyler up with No big deal, Tyler, just $10,000 Oh I'd definitely take the kids on a holiday That'd be awesome

Oh yeah, get out of Montiwika, far out It's a beautiful place, sorry, it's a beautiful place Just right now, you know I'll be good to get on a holiday Beautiful Yep, yeah Tyler you'll have 30 seconds Your letter will be Jay

And you need to come up with answers for 10 different categories. No repeated answers. You can pass if you're not sure. We'll hopefully have time to get back to it. And your time will begin when I finish saying the first category. Tyler, are you ready? Okay. Yep.

Please, with the letter J, J for J-J-J-J-Binks. J-for Justin. Jared. Yep. Jay for Jared. J-for-J-J-J-J-S. Beautiful. Please name for us

Something you'd find at a supermarket Jam An item of clothing Oh a jumper A girl's name Jane A male musician Oh James Blunt

A game kids play Oh jump jam A musical Oh no maybe Oh gosh Pass Something with wheels A jeep

A confectionery item. Jaffer. Something you can open. Ajah. Time. Oh my God. Far out.

Tyler. You got eight, mate. You were so close. I was so close. He said a game's kids play. It's a jump jam. I don't know if we could have taken jump there. Jump jam.

Yeah, that's not really a game, eh? It's not a thing that they do at school. But then she realized that and then tried to correct it and then lost a bit of time doing that. I know. If you hadn't corrected it, I'll You would have got 10 at least and then we would have decided. Yeah, I got up to the 10th category almost. Far out.

You were good, Tyler. Well done. But how you're walking home with $100 anyway. So there we go. Oh, yay. Well, she might be driving home. Or driving home or skipping home or jump jamming home. Who knows?

Or swimming because it's pretty bloody over there. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, I'm in my glow-up era. Is this inspired by... Oh, Steph, you don't need to glow up. You're already really hot. Oh, thanks, guys.

I know, but I appreciate the support. Yeah, I've got a 14-month-old at home, and I think it's about time that I... Get back out there. Get back into it, you know? Yeah, right. Yeah. Oh, Steph, you don't need to do that.

Steve, you look gorgeous. You and your partner are all good? What do you mean? You're a Jake all good. Yeah. You're saying you need to get back out there. Yeah. Like, no, get back into me.

You know what I mean? Like, feel like myself again. Feel like yourself. Yes. And, well, I caught myself thinking last night. I did something, and I was just so disappointed in myself, and I was thinking to myself, like this, why am I like this, why am I?

Thanks, Sean. Is this about you quitting Jets after a week? No, but it was more like a month. Okay. But I have absolutely quit the junk. Okay. You made a big deal about going to Jets and their tank. How many times did you go out?

I went three times. Their Wi-Fi sucked. And also just... I left because their Wi-Fi was garbage. I was trying to watch the traders and end up using all my data. Were you, Sean, and you actually weren't here, but they actually called up Steph afterwards and, like, said like, oh, you're trying to, you're trying to cancel, can me convince you? She's like, yeah, I don't want to.

And by the way, your Wi-Fi is pretty shit. Said that to that. You literally said it. I was like, oh, my gosh. They need to know. Yeah, fair enough, they need to know. It was so funny. So anyway, last night, I have a treadmill now.

That's my big neck step in my 2025 Stiff glow-up era. Oh, no. Steve, you don't need a thing. You don't know. I like this. Why I am I? Steve you don't need to glow up. I'm sorry.

You're already amazingly hot. You're already amazingly hot. Well, yeah, I have rented a treadmill from a company. And last night was day one of after putting the baby to bed when I get home after the show, after 7 o'clock.

And after a little dinner, I got to the garage and I opened up my computer and I popped it onto a very scarily balanced contraption that I have because I want to be eyesight. My partner Jake actually panicked about dropping it, but it was fine.

And I watched Love Island. The latest episode, while I was doing a little 30 minute walk. 30-12 minute walk. How did it feel? It felt really great. And I was kind of just walking around off. I was just thinking how proud of myself I was. Is that the best feeling that after you work out, you're like, oh, I don't want any garbage.

I just want to sit. Maybe have a cup of tea. Go to bed. I feel like fit, healthy. I feel amazing. Yeah, I felt, honestly, I felt amazing. so amazing that what do I do when I feel so amazing is that I eat biscuits.

So I went straight to my pantry and I polished off half a packet of Arnitz chocolate scotch fingers. So why am I like this? Why am I like this? Why am I like this? Why am I? Treat yourself.

Yeah, but why do I do this? It's like so self-sabotage. You know what I mean? I'm just like, I've just worked my butt off and I'm like feeling so good. and then I just undo all of my work. What I will say is it's better to, you know, walk for half an hour and then eat half a pack of biscuits,

then not walk for half an hour and eat half a pack of biscuits. Have you tried them, though? They're so... Scotch fingers. We try, dunk them in milk, it'll change your life. Bring some in. Um, poor, they're all gone. They'll never make it in Harrison.

They'll never make it in. But why am I like this? So if you're like this out there, don't worry. We're in this together. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. I'm on a journey to provide you with a fact that's so damn good it's worthy of five stars to say you learn more from your failures than your successes, which means I am pretty ready to give you a five-star fact. Sean's five-star fact.

That is true. He has failed every single attempt at the five-star fact. Every single one. I'd say that you can't fail. You can try. How many times it take Thomas Edison to make a light bulb? I don't know. Ages.

More than that's probably. Maybe ages. I don't have that as a fact. Maybe I should. Yeah. Oh, come on. You're the fat guy. Fact.

Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact guy. I've chubbed up a little bit. I'm engaged. As you're judges, Harris and myself, Steph and producer, nurse, Sam, we're looking for, we've stripped it back. We got a little bit nitpicky, didn't we?

Yeah. We probably had about 20 subcategories to our main three. Yeah, but we're back to our main three now, which is we're looking for a fact that's shareable. We're looking for a fact that's original, and we want a well-performed fact. Which is great because one of the subcategories was no one. war chat and I do have a great war fact today that I've been sitting on for a minute. But strategic knowing that we're just going to do these three judging criteria now. Very strategic.

I think it fits into the category of performance, originality and shareability. Today's five-star fact is in World War II, the Germans were specifically trained to eat with their left hand so that finding spies from other countries would be easier to spot as nine out of ten people are right-handed. Pull up in a German. Um, lots to unpacking there. Can you do it one more time? Yeah, absolutely. Today's five-star factors, in World War II, the Germans were specifically trained to eat with their left hand so that finding spies from other countries would be easier to spot as nine out of ten people are right-handed.

I guess so, yeah, yeah, yeah. You've done a fact check on that one there, Sean? Yeah. Yes, which part, both parts? Fact checks. Yeah, absolutely fact checks. That seems like a lot of. of admin to do

just to see there might be a possibility that they're not German, you know? It's just like when you're going through training, it's like it's admin to get up and do 100 push-ups in the morning, but this is what soldiers are going through. So they're like, hey, at mealtimes, we're all eating left hand. It's like that game shotgun. Yeah.

Where you have to eat a drink with your right hand and someone's a shotgun, you've got to drink it. It's like that, but just with eating, I guess. Yeah, it's all right for me. In the middle there. I don't really back the idea. Well, it's not pro-Nazi, is it? It's just a fact about history.

It's just like a weird fact. Like, I guess what we're going to do that left hand? Because some people, you know, are right-handed. So would they do everything left-handed, Sean? Just eat. Just eat. So, like, if you know, if they're on the front lines or whatever, they want to find a spice, someone's eating with their right hand,

they go, that guy. Get him. And then it's just Tim who's forgotten. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's just a bit of a flawed concept, I think, is the problem they're having with it? I'm not saying it's a fact. And they're Nazis. Yeah.

Yeah. That always comes back to their Nazis as well. Which I do, I know we're stripping the criteria back to the big three, but I don't love that it's a Nazi fact. I think it's crazy. We've stripped back the criteria. The day after you have found out you do a Nazi fact. It's not, I haven't led it with it.

It's not a Nazi fact. No, literally that's what it is. You've tiptoed very much around it, but the end of the day, it's a Nazi fact. It's a German soldier from World War II fact. It's interesting. It's history. Produce a nurse. Nazi because I'm doing this fact.

He's trying to get a five-star fact from each one of us. What are you marking that one? Two. Yeah, I don't think there's any reliable historical sources to back this one up. Did you Google that or you just off a dime? I googled it. I just read that out. Okay.

I'm going for a one mate. Sorry, just the chap. Bit inappropriate. Yeah, hugely. It's not very shareable. It kind of has brought the mood down, to be honest. I guess it's original. I've never heard it.

I do love the music in the background, but it's kind of made me a bit bummed out. So, 0.5. Wow. And your comments were nice. That's crazy. Hey, you've got a four from me yesterday, though. Let's just kind of bring it back up. All right.

I thought it was a good fact. We'll bring it back tomorrow. Keep it away from Nazis. It's fine. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Harrison said he had a new segment today. He was hyping up.

I was really excited. I was excited to hear what it is. And now I'm absolutely shooketh Harrison that you're even doing this. It's Harrison Key's 10-star tidbits. It does feel like it's going to be similar to the five-star fact. No, no, it's a complete original, it is a complete original concept. You can't fault me on that. Okay, so how's the concept work then?

Well, I'm on a mission. It's even how I say it. I'm on a mission to find Altero's best 10-star tidbit. Okay. So I've got three judging criteria If you guys want to be judges, do you? Okay. Are you going to put producer Nurse Sam as one of them as well?

No, sorry, not judges. Adjudicators. We've got three adjudicators. Okay. So Sean, Steph, Nurse Sam. Okay. Steve, do you may just want to call out the adjudicating criteria? So he's written some stuff down on his computer.

He's showing me. Wow factor. Is that what we're looking for? It's going to be wow factor. You go, wow. Okay, we're looking for. Shareability. That's a one of them.

It's a classic because you want to share it. That's one of mine. You don't own it, so maybe just watch it. And vibes. Yeah, and that's just kind of vibes. Okay, already, I love the idea. Already, I love the segment. It's a bit more light, eh?

I love it. It's a bit fun, though. Okay. This is so silly. You know that intro once more, and they're going to read the 10 star tidbit to you guys. It's Harris and Keyes' 10 star tidbit. You know the projection slash light on the side of the sky tower? Yes.

Familiar? I took a photo literally driving home. He said it was a beautiful rainbow. That's great. Yeah. Ever wonder where those projections, where those projectors sit? Hmm.

I always assumed it would be on the ground. He would, eh? You bloody would. Here's a tidbit. They sit in a room in the Sky City Hotel and they project out the window. And the projectors are so loud that now in the Sky City Hotel

they have one floor completely booked out and no one ever stays on it. All because the projectors that project on the sky tower sit in a room and they're too loud for anybody else to stay on that floor or would disturb them. Golly. That's a really, really interesting tidbit there, Harrison.

No, it's not. No, if I bought that. Here's what you'd say. Say, oh, too long. No, I like the interaction. No, see, it's more conversational. Yeah, I did like that. It's less like, listen to me, I am right.

Sean. You involved us. It's a fact. It's more like, oh, we're chilling around. I'm not right the facts right. We're having a couple of drinks, you know, so it's just that kind of vibe. Yeah.

So I just love you guys, rate my tidbit out of 10, if that's good. Producer Nurse said? It's pretty interesting. So out of 10, maybe like a 7? A 7? Part of my criteria, you're going to say, one thing you liked about it. One thing I liked about it.

One thing I liked about it too. That is relevant to ask. We see it every day. Not everybody. Thank you. It's not relevant to everyone. It's good to know. People listen.

A lot of people listen to the South Island. Another part is when the adjudicator is speaking, other judicators cannot have back chat. That's another rule. Okay. Just so you're aware. Sean? Um, oh God, I've always, I've been waiting for this day. Negative 10.

Need it. I hate it. And I now like you less. Sauer. Holy Harrison. Do you want to hear my marking out a 10 for your tidbit? I bet you're just giving it a 10. I bet you're just going to 10.

Mate, 11. Bow, that way. Yes. be honest, that is very similar to Sean's book, five-star fact, but I think he just needed a get a bit of a lesson. Just show him the ropes a little bit. It was all a bit of a hoax, okay,

mate? And that's how you get a five-star fact, okay, baby. It's Harrison Q's 10-star tidbits. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Yeah, I caught up with a friend for coffee this morning, and he's got a new partner, we haven't caught up in a while.

And I said, how's it all going? He goes, oh, it's really good. I really like her. She has a best friend and that best friend's a guy, which he thinks a bit weird, and they work together and they spend a lot of their time together. And he reckons she spends more time with him being her boyfriend, but an equal maybe amount of time with her best friend who's a guy. And he's kind of okay with it.

He's like, it's a bit odd. I was like, okay. Is the guy like gay? Like, not this, you know, maybe he's like, no, no, straight guy has a partner as well. I was like, okay, all right. Do you think because he's gay, he's got a girl best friend? No, I'm thinking if he's gay, then it's not a threat to their relationship. Right.

Is what I'm getting at. I see. Because if it's another straight guy who might be attracted to her, and then it's like, is that weird? Is there something else going on? That's what I'm trying to get it. Okay. So does it ever work when you have a best friend who is the gender that you're attracted to,

basically, is a conversation? Now, a bit about there, I'm not sure if this came up in the, convo with your mate, but are they like schoolmates or are they, like, how long best friend length of time are we talking? I didn't get into that, but they're work friends. They're work friends. They're work friends. So I'd assume it's not back as far as high school.

Okay, okay. Can't I say I've had girl best friends in my whole life growing up? I think maybe being a dancer as I was around a lot of girls, but during high school and everything, just didn't always get along with boys, like, that way is it with girls. True. As in the French is. Maybe one of the friends now, intern Lil Lil, looks at the station over here. You know, so I think it's okay to have a female best friend.

Am I your girlfriend? Doesn't really care. Oh, that's so cool. That's actually a good point. I do you know it's a cool thing though as well. My girlfriend then ends up being like friends with those girls as well. Yeah, so she doesn't feel like threatened at all. Nah.

Love that. Yeah. It's friendship. Yeah. Okay. Because you do hang out a lot with like intern Little Lil who you guys are good friends. You'll hang out one on one and Sarah doesn't mind. Your girlfriend doesn't mind.

No. She's okay, well good. Yeah. Okay. Has it, I want to open it up, does anyone else, is anyone in this situation? See, I've been best friends with a guy before, like best mates, like chat every single day for years. And then eventually we got together. So I don't know if it can happen.

Yeah, it's different. Depends, you know, because that's like you've got a feeling towards his person or whatever. No, yeah. Another story, Jeannie, my fiancé, said this, best guy friend in high school. No longer friends because he declared his love for her eventually. You see, that's an issue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if it's just friends...

Just friends. Yeah, but it's never is for everyone. Yeah, but also trying to be so jealous. You know what I'm saying? It's easy to do than done, though. It is easy to do than done, but I think the jealousies, I think there's ruining a friend of... Just because they're different sex.

Doesn't mean you can't be friends with them. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Is it okay if you're in a relationship to have a opposite gender best friend? Like, as in best, best, best friend, and not just a friend, like you hang out all the time. You're probably splitting your time between your partner and then.

Because sometimes things can get a little messy. Sometimes there's feelings one way and not the other way. What are the rules? Is it okay? Yeah. Someone has some good advice who is in the situation, a text of 3343. I am the girl best friend. My best mate has a girlfriend. We also have the same name, Loll.

Honestly, the best thing to do is to establish boundaries on timings, things that you do together and platonically, being comfortable with each other and communicating with their part. I guess like communication is key. It comes down to that. It does. But I also think, it doesn't matter what the gender is. This just happens with any friend. Like if I'm hanging out with someone, I have to split my time, the man, woman,

whatever they are, I'd just split my time wisely with my partner as well. That's what I find, from my perspective. Kelly is in this... Sorry, I think it's more like you're taking the other girl to the movies. Yeah, you're very hung up on this whole romantic side of it, I feel, you know? Yeah, because that's the... That is the point. That's the issue. Yeah. Yeah, but

Yeah. It's like if someone's your best friend, single, hot and you're like making time away from your own partner to hang out with that person, is that okay? It depends. It depends on the movie. What if it was a Roger Romcom, you're not going to go watch it with your best friend, are you?

True, true, true, true. If it was just some like, Superman movie, whatever, you're like, yeah, I'll go with her, like, for sure, you know. Great point. And Kelly, you agree with Harrison. You think this is totally all good. You've been there, done that. What's your situation?

Yeah, when I met my husband 10 years ago He was really up front He said that his best friend was a girl Some of that he had known for years I think they met at work previously And I met her I wasn't jealous or anything at the start Like we all just started hanging out together

And yeah, she ended up being best man at our wedding And they spent heads of time together but it's just like it's just really chill they go to concerts and things like that things that you know some of the concerts that I'm not interested in they'll go together and things like that Kelly they don't go to the movies

they don't do romantic movies or anything like that but um she comes over to our heart heats do you think it would have been different because you said that their friendship came before your relationship so they knew each other first would it be different if then maybe like a year into your relationship suddenly he's met this new girl who's like now his best friend Would that be a problem?

Yeah, I think I'd probably question it if it was that way around. But from my perspective, it can work because I've always been just platonic, you know, friends. And she's had boyfriends and relationships in between as well. And you can kind of tell when it is just platonic, okay, because it's just like just goofing around and it's like nothing weird, you know? Yeah, I don't want to speak on that relationship, but I'm like, Why didn't the guy end up with the girl who's his best friend? Because it's just like, no, maybe you just like don't look at them like that.

Isn't the dream to marry your best friend? Right. Are you sexually attracted to all your best friends? No. Yeah. Okay, well, Sammy's... But I'm attracted to women. Yeah, you're not every woman.

Sammy, you've got a rule on this to know if it's okay or not to be besties with the gender that you're attracted to. What's your rule? I do. I think it's... As long as you're, like, if you're at a party or drinks, having a gander and you have the fruit, if you like beverage, then you're not giving each other smack size, then it's fine. Oh. What'd you say?

Smek size. Yeah. So if there's no, like, you know the one. Low-key flirting. If there's any loitering whatsoever, then that's crossing a boundary. But if, like, if it's purely normalised, no sex eyes, then we're good. So you're, you can put a limit on it. You had two shards, two buttery shards in.

If you're not giving the eyes, all good. Exactly. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's quite a good rule. That's good. If you don't want to rip their clothes off, a few wines are, and then you'll be fine. It's the scientific rule. Two cold whites, and you're still plutonic? No, they're all good in my books.

It's a good role. Thanks everybody. Great feedback on that. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Emmy Award nominations are out. That's the TV shows, one, eh? Yeah, the television awards.

Yeah, the nom's out today, the real deal happening in But all of our fav shows are up for awards. The White Lotus, Severance, The Last of Us. The studio. My favourite show's... My favourite show. Māori television, Ahikardua. That's my favourite show.

Because Harrison's in it. Yes. And what character do you play on Ahikarwa again? Be rad. You never watched it? I actually watched it this morning. No, you didn't. Literally no word of a lice.

We're on my dog and my baby. That I watched it. because I was trying to find lines of Harrison acting for a little game that we're going to play right now. But then I ran out of time and I didn't find the lines. And so we've got producers Nurse Sam to find the lines. She outsource it to me and then I ran out of time and I outsourced it to producer Nurse Sam. So Nurse Sam, you're doing the Lord's work.

Appreciate it. So Harrison, who might one day be nominated for an Emmy Award. Hopefully. Can you remember lines well? I'm like pretty good at learning them now It's taking a long time to get good of them But once you've done them You'd like control old delete, they're gone

But like radio shows Yeah same thing Couldn't tell you what we did yesterday No I'm no idea what we did yesterday How long have you been an actor for? Five years Okay You went to acting school in Wellington

Toy Facardi Yeah So we've got a few clips here Harrison We're going to pause it halfway And we're going to see if you remember your lines Okay All right what is your line here Tena, my bro

Men Karakea. So, was that a Christian Karakia or more of an... Two to do one. Tenakwe, my proud. Men Karakea. So, was that a Christian Karatkea or more of an old school, two to do one? I am more... Old school.

Yeah, okay. Okay. That's impressive, man. So these are all clips from Ahikatoa? Are they? No, a mixed chat. No, a mixture. A range of projects.

Shorty Street. Okay. Wellington Paranormal. Can we do a shorty street club? Page Street could do it for a bit more. Flake? How are you? I give it a sevens.

Out of ten? Yep. Solid seven. Nothing on the best flavour, though. Nah, that's right, my bro. Pagestri could do it for a bit more. Flake? Oh, yeah.

I give it a sevens. Out of ten? Yep. Solid seven. Nothing on the best flavor, though. Steak and cheese. Yeah, boy. Okay, close, close.

Same boy. Steak and cheesy, Musper. Yeah, boy. Yes, that's what I was. Right. Who did you play on Shorten Street? Ambulance driver's brother Oh no sir

No I've got it open here PJ Stevens Yeah that's character I've got Harris Harrison's acting profile in front of me Amazing okay one more clip We're testing Harrison on Emmie's nominations day To see if he remembers his lines and his acting jobs Well people around here like to call me

MC Casino like a frino she knows He knows he knows we know like a quito dying Sada riot high kick Run to the cable to murder motherflipping kickflip Well people around here like to call me MC. Casino, like a frino, she knows. He knows, we know like a keto,

a giant, celebrate. Hi, kicks! Want to the Ska-be-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ha. Aro Valley in the Valley of the Peace with a priest. That was that from. What was that from? That was a mockumentary I made. Oh, God.

Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Yes, no. This is when Harrison gives us a topic. He'll throw a few things out that he does. Bounce them off, Steph and I for some social cues. We'll tell him. or maybe. Yeah, in today's theme,

things I do in a public bathroom. I'm sure you guys have had your fair share of public bathrooms, yes? Yes. Would you call the work? That's a public bathroom, eh? 100%. Yes, it's not just like at a park kind of public. No, but it could be at a bar, a park. Airport. Airport. Anywhere, really.

Just a public bathroom. It's not your house. Gotcha. Okay. First one, eat my lunch in there. And that's just because it's a really accessible clean-up. Oh, how messy are you when you eat? I'll stand in front of the mirror on the sink. I don't know, maybe a pork riblet, you know, maybe a dirty curry

and there's just got a sink, you've got your towers, you get everything there in front of you just to really clean out. If you do make a mess, it's not your problem. If I was going to eat lunch in a bathroom, if you're standing up in front of the sink would be the most hygienic place to do it. Thank you. Don't do it. Please exit the bathroom before eating food. Write that down as no.

It's a maybe. It's a good space to eat. private emails Yep So you go on this lapie on the lap Well hold on Why aren't you checking your phone for emails You're not bringing in a laptop into a public bathroom

I'm placing on your lap I'm bringing a phone a bullet bathroom No no no no No no no You're checking your emails on your phone That's acceptable Anything else is absolutely outrageous behaviour please stop Okay

You can't bring a computer into a bathroom Okay, but there's a no Um shave What Doesn't matter what But shave Does it doesn't matter It doesn't matter, actually.

You can't shave in a public bathroom. Well, what I would say to that is, have you guys ever had a long haul flight? Because after a 12-hour flight, you want to use a bathroom. I'm having a clothed shower in the public bathroom. I'm like doing soap under the pits and all the rest of it. And I would say, shaving, if you're a person that grows facial here, at that part of the journey, I think it's acceptable. Well, it'll give you a visual. It's a leg up on the sink.

Okay, no. No? Okay, no. I'm going to write yes, because this is the only place I'm. get to do it. Why don't you do it at home? Girlfriend doesn't like me doing it at home. Actually, on that, I used to, when I used to shave and I would get beard hairs all over the place and my girlfriend

used to hate it, I used to do it in the gym showers. Yeah, there we go. Okay, well, maybe then, maybe. I'll go for the sink, though. Okay, no. For the downstairs. Fake tan. In a public bathroom? Yeah, but the spray gun, so I'll get my assistant to come there, she'll spray a gun to fake

tan. Who do you think you are? My tanning assistant. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. I'll get out the paper G-bangger and I'll stand there in the pilot bath, and people can walk around me or whatever. But it's good because if it sprays the walls and everything, that's not your problem to clean up.

Do you do a spray tan? Yeah. Even better if you're standing in front of the urinal wall. Exactly. Okay, I kind of get the theory behind. I'm going to go maybe. I'm right, yes for that. Here's a good one.

Wet toilet paper thrown up on the roof. Why? Because it's funny. They stick there and they stay hard? No, that's a no. No, everybody is it, yes. You're a man. It's pretty fun.

You're a grown-up. Okay, two more. Hand-washed, my. No, no. In the basin, though? No. I mean, if you've again had a long journey, maybe you've been in the car for a while

and you've soiled yourself for whatever reason, I mean, it is Harrison. It probably has happened several times. Yeah, so it really hand-wash the basin there. Yeah. If you've soiled yourself, yes. Okay, yes. Final one, Blumpkin.

Sorry? Blumpkin? Sorry? I'm giggling. Blumpkin, like, do a... I don't know what that is. I thought you'd know. Oh, I've just googled it. No. No? It's a no. Blumpkin?

What is it showing? It's a no. Okay. It's a no. Oh. If you don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. Ah, I thought that was a... Sean's just showing me his computer. He's just Googled it. Oh. And you're going to say that's not okay? Yeah, definitely not okay. Like, ever, like just in life, I think. Nah? I don't think even at home it's okay. Yeah, ever. Never do that.

Thanks for helping. But I'll probably keep the last one, but that's good to know. The most disgusting thing I've ever read. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We're 11 weeks in to degrees of Stan Walker every single week. On Wednesday we ask you, 0-800 The Edge,

what's your interaction story with Stan Walker? It never fails. Today we've got full phone lines again. This is great. I love this segment so much. I want to do it until Stan Walker eventually hears it and goes, guys, what's going on? And then we get him on,

and that's the end of the bit. No, but he wouldn't win. No, he'd lose. Because the point of this is the most dumbest story, really. Any kind of interaction. What's kind of tenuous story about Stan Walker? Yeah, exactly. So let's go to Anita from Toonga first.

I know at 100 the Edge. With a story about Stan Walker, we're looking for our favourite. So what have you got? I had just returned from Wellington Sevens at the airport, and my mum had my maybe then two-year-old there to greet me, and Stan had been on our plane. But my daughter was obsessed with him because it was in the black box era. So he scooped her up before I did to have a photo with her, which was amazing.

Then when I grabbed her back off him, her nappy had exploded and she'd pooed all over his arm. Oh, my God, that's such a good one. That's a good story. Wow, Anita. So whenever we see the photos, we always say, that was when you peed on Stan was his arm. How did he react?

Because you would have seen it. You would have been like, oh, my God. No, no, no, we kind of did the whole bye, and it wasn't until I'd walked away, and I was like, oh, my God, my God. He'd wave goodbye. See the shit up his arm. Oh, there's a great story. That is good.

That is good. Strong opener. Is it worth taking another call is what I'd say? Is that game over? Oh, well, I mean... Well, should we go to go? We'll give it a crack. Sammy from Christchurch.

What's your Stan Walker story? Hello, team. I'm not sure if I can beat that one. I was working at the bowling alley, and he showed up. I said, I use my phone in my pocket. Can I please have a photo with you? And he said, oh, my mates are going to go play a game in the time zone. I'll be right back.

You know, five minutes later, he was out of the building. He was gone. I was quite sad. It's a recurring theme with the segment and Stan Walker's selfie fan photos. He doesn't like taking them. Smoke shows Dan, eh? Yeah, he disappears.

Wow. Oh, did he get any strikes? Did he play any temper and bowling? He did, but it was way too busy for me to see how many was on the other side, so not sure how his skills are, but... Did he give himself a funny, quirky nickname? Because he never give you a full name. He's not putting Stan Walker in there.

He put, like, S-Dong or something. I think he put, like, S-W or something. something. It was, yeah, not a cool one. Incognito. Incognito. Yeah, big time. Great story. That's a good story. It's still a good story. Baby shit, Stan. Okay, let's go to Jasmine on 0-800

the edge. Jasmine, what's your Stan Walker story? Hi, and then my sister had gone out for dinner to the Ponsonby Food Hall and he had randomly sat the same table with his friend.

The same table. So a food court, it's a large, it's a food court in Auckland, big food court, sharing tables. Stan Walker comes and joined you. So you didn't join him. You were sitting there and he came and sat at your table. Yeah, he came over to us. That's pretty cool. That's quite good.

That's pretty good. I don't have lunch with you. Man, okay. It's a strong contender. Yeah, because it's different if you've gone and joined him, but Stan Walker come into your table. Steph, that's pretty incredible. There's other tables out there. Yeah.

I mean, it's exactly the type of story that this segment was born for, right? On another week, it might win. Okay, so who are we voting for, guys? We've got Anita's two-year-old baby pooed on Stan Walker's arm. Deficated up his arm. We've got Sammy's Temp Bowling selfie ghost. That's quite funny.

He disappeared. And we've got Jasmine set across from Stan Walker at a restaurant in Ponceby, Auckland. Stan Walker joined her table for a meal. That's pretty cool. That's pretty good. I mean... There's no discussion to be had.

I think we know who the winner is. Congratulations. Anita from time, sorry. I mean, all great yarns this afternoon, but I mean, your baby pooed on Stan Walker. You just can't beat that, man. You can't beat that. Nobody should shit on anybody,

so that's pretty insane. Your child's shit on Stan Walker, you know? Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Exciting news. The McRib is back on the menu at Maccas, as of today, And to celebrate, we're giving the chance for you to win an exclusive McRib. They're for everyone.

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Bravo's hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, I feel like as I get older. I pick up more things about my parents. I didn't quite as a child. Do you guys get this vibe from your parents at all? No. Yeah, no, I get what you mean.

There are things you just, like, you wouldn't think about as a kid. Yeah, like, we were having a barbecue recently. We went home recently. We're having, like, this kind of... To the Hawks Bay. Yeah, family kind of barbecue there. And there was a couple there.

I'd never seen before. And there were friends, you know, close family friends at the barbecue. Was it a family barbecue? Family barbecue, but close family friends, you know. Okay. As well. And there was a couple there.

Janet and John with their names Oh Probably should have kept that to myself Shut down But an older couple When I say old about my parents' age In their 50s you know And they were dancing quite

Hectically You know With my auntie and uncle and stuff On like a dance floor Yeah we had a few drinks A night had gone on I was like Oh man they're real like quite

Cuddly and touchy With my auntie and uncle And then I went to my dad I don't like telling the story actually anymore Because what happened is Harrison said I'm going to have to find a way to subtly tell this story We don't give all these names Every single bit of information

So we've got Jenna and John who you've never met before Getting very close on the dance floor Different names, let's go Garif and Gertrude JJ Yeah okay We've got a couple you've never seen before You've never seen before

You've never said. J and Manu Yep And sorry who are they dancing close with Your uncle and auntie or your mum and dad? Not my own uncle auntie Karen and Phil They're dancing very closely with Karen and Phil

So JJ and Minua dancing with Karen and Phil Yes And then I was next to Papa I'm getting confused That's my dad That's my dad Okay

I was next to my dad Who, John, who are they? And then he was like Oh you know We've all been like They've been around in our group for a while now I was like Oh yeah

So like what's to deal with them And there's just like Oh, you know, I think some of us are just quite close with Janet and John. I mean, Peter Manu, or what are the names are. Oh, God, I don't bring the story up. All I'm saying... What are you saying? I'm pretty sure my auntie and uncle and my parents are swinging with people these days.

That's what I'm saying. I'm pretty sure they're swing. This is crazy. Oh! What? I'm just pretty sure they're swing is, okay? Wait, do you ask them or had this conversation? No, but like I'm not an idiot.

Yeah, and I don't want to know. You just talk about it on the radio? Yeah. What if they're just friends and they had a couple of wines? They were feeling confident and they were dancing. They always had lots of solid friends for a long time. These are new people. These are like handsy new people.

How handsy? What did you witness? Everyone's pretty comfortable with them. Like how? Like lower back? John's holding my auntie at the front and she's, you know, got a head back feeling the back of his head. I'm like, what is happening? What?

What is it happening? John's holding your auntie at the front? Yes. No. Just like her waist. Oh, oh, oh. And then she's got her hand behind her head, you know, leapt back a little bit.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then uncles over there dancing with Janet. And I'm like, what is happening? And where are your parents in this? Well, then they'd, like, swap out. And I'd take two. I'm like, what is happening?

Why are you guys doing? No one dances like this. Wow. So what I'm saying, like, gosh, when you grow up, you just seasides to your parents that you don't want to see. You want us to dance for a little parent, It was weird, eh?

But I didn't ask any questions, I don't want to admit it. But I just, I don't know. It just feels like that. And I had a friend at high school with his parents were swingers and we're like, that is so weird, man. Now it's happening to you. Now it's happening to me and I'm like, no! It's going to be happy for the man, if this is even what's happening or this is just

something we're saying on the radio. But you know, you get into that age. That's the thing. No. You get into that age, you want to spice it up. I'm like, I don't want to, good on you. I want to know that you guys are spicing things up. Oy, but how hot's Janet?

Oh, she's fit. You're like, I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you, Melbourne, man. I've tried to swing in there for a few months of Janet, honestly. And John, far out. Can I get my keys in this bowl? Your Ravos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The edge.

Harrison thinks his parents are swingers. Okay. I'll do it. Okay. Yeah, you just came out there pretty hot, I'd say. It's going to ease into it a bit more. But that pretty much is. What it is, I just think my parents might be swinging these days, okay?

And it's just a bit of a hard pill for me to swallow. Aren't you happy for them? Well, that's the hard part to swallow. That's not what you're monks see. Stephanie marks. That's across the line. 70 months? I did.

I did really walk into that. Fair enough. That was very good. If you said that about Sue. I don't think she's swinging. That was good. Should we call her in one card? Anyway, back to Harrison's

Awesome, back to me. Yeah, I just think that's swinging. I'm just trying to be happy for them. But I'm noticing as I get older, things like these are popping up more. But maybe because I'm less of a kid, I'm less like naive to things. I just notice our parents are just like, well, yeah.

Yeah, so Harrison was at a family barbecue. I'm not saying we're all swingers. Yeah, they like to have a good time. And you saw some extras, some people that aren't normally at the family barbecue. We're getting up real close and personal with your uncle and aunties. and your parents on the dance floor.

Yeah, it was like, gas, like, I'm trying to have to. I've gone to join them around for ages. I'm like, no, they haven't. I've never met Janet and Joel. So I hundred the edge, what did you find out about your parents that you didn't want to know?

You said you found something else out. Yeah, this is slipped out at the end there, but last summer we were all camping together as a family and one family member. I'm not going to say who, but one family member that was like, who's got the music? And they go, here you go, and I looked at it.

And like, when I was changing the songs, the recent listened to a podcast was, how to make sex more exciting again. Well, now you know the answer to them. Shout out, mum. I'm like, what? We've actually got your mum waiting on hold. Nah, you don't?

Nah, we don't. That would have been good. We'd have a text to her, though, to 3-343. Me and my mum are both single, and we both ordered SB2s together. Oh, that's cute. No, keep it to yourself or your partner. Is it not your mum?

You're not going to get... That's the problem with this, eh? I think we should embrace it. It's okay. It's just weird when it's your parents. It's not okay to order a sex toy with your mum. It's just not. Both single lasses, just out for a bit of a good time.

What about these ones? Text here, found out my parents have been frequenting nudist beaches. Oh, that would be shocking finding that out, actually. Because then someone else might see your parents naked. Yeah, no, I'd look at my parents a whole, like, just that would shock me. And finally, my parents are divorced. Just found out mum's dating a guy younger than me. Wow.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I kind of love that for her, because, I mean, stereotypically, the roles would be reversed, right? the guys normally with the younger girl. So I'm like, you get him, sister. Ram, round. So you guys, seriously, you guys don't have any stories. It's quite bizarre that we do this whole scene when you guys have seen one personal thing about

your sales and your parents. Not really. Don't want to say anything. Yeah, I'll say something. I found out recently I went home and I walked in my parents have separate beds now. Oh. I noticed that.

They've got separate beds. I was like, oh, when did that? I just asked them. I was like, when did that happen? They were like, oh. That happens when they're like 80, isn't it? Yeah. It's a bit early.

It's a bit early. Oh, okay just steps in texting Honestly the older I've gotten the more I've realized how common swinging is I reckon one in three couples We have to investigate this further I reckon I want to know what age it's the most common to start Yeah

Like is it our age or is it once you're like a I think it's once the kids are out Right I reckon I reckon 45 is the age Yeah what I feel like a 20 year old swinger That's just a that's just cheating It's just not fair Yeah

Your Avos head harder with Sean Steph and Harrison The Edge It's time for our Top three, you may have heard this, big news today. Sunny Bill Williams is fighting Paul Gallen. It's been building up to it for about 10 years. The fight happens tonight.

10pm, you can watch it on SkySport. So I have the top three New Zealand versus Australian celebrity fights that I would love to see. It's that time of the day. The time to get your news. Brought to you by... A bag of frozen veggies that's been in your freezer for five plus years, but you'll still probably eat someday

or at least put on a swollen ankle, so we'll keep them. And presented by Your New Dad It's the Edge Top Three All right, top three Celebrity Boxing matches that I would love to see between an Australian

and a New Zealand match number one Susie Cato versus Emma Wiggle Emma Wiggle. Emma Wiggle No longer a Wiggle Emma Mimma

Is that her full name? Emma Mimma Mimha Wiggle That's her new character Oh it's her new character Yeah, she's off doing her own thing isn't she? It's telling that Harrison

and I are the two who don't have children And we know that She's hot We follow each other. Oh no, can we get her on? No, we could. Wait, are you followed by Emma Mema?

Yeah, Mimma follows us. The only reason I know she's Emma Mimma. Wait, Emma Wiggle follows you. Emma Mema. Sorry, Emma Mema follows you. Yep. Sick. Pretty cool, man.

Please damn her right. And she would absolutely obliterate Susie Kato in a boxing match test career. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, that's what I was thinking, which Mother of the Nation, like, entertaining figure is going to come out on top? Too sweet, you couldn't name too lovely a woman.

It's watched them absolutely go ham in the rain. Emma's got age on her, though. She's a bit younger. Yeah, that's what I think. Yeah, so I'm saying Susie's from a different generation. She's touring. Yeah, or you're ballerina too, so she could, like, get you with a pointy toe. There's a boxing match.

There's rules. Oh, UFC. It's not UFC. I don't think you do the Newark. The different sports. You can't eye gouge with your toes in UFC? Nah, it's boxing matches. Boring.

Sorry, it's the emergency alert sound. Two. Wait a mess with people as they're driving home tonight, sure. The second Celebrity Boxing match I'd love to see between a Kiwi and an Aussie. Two of the nicest guys, the songbirds of their generation going head to head. Stan Walker versus Guy Sebastian. Stan's pretty fit these days. He is.

Speaking to his fitness. Guy Seab, I'm not sure what he's up to. He's looking pretty fit, I think. I just think it would be the nicest smack talk ever. Like, they're both such nice guys. He'd be like, oh, guy, I really love your music, a real nice guy. And he'd be like, yeah, I really love Stan. Go away back.

Can you through some stuff? Yeah. I'm going to go Stan would win though. Yeah, I think so too. Three. And the third celebrity boxing match between an Australian and a Kiwi that I'd love to watch, KJ Arpa versus

Robert Irwin, but the match is sponsored by Bonds and they're both fighting in their undies. Hot. Hot, man. Yeah, that's purely for commercial reasons and money making and not me wanting to watch them in their undies fight all sweaty and hot and flustered.

Oh God, it's happening! It's the Edge Top Three. Your Avos head hard. with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The edge. You know the card game, Uno? Draw 4, skip, reverse. Yeah, different colours.

We've always played it as a family. It gets quite competitive. And every Christmas we play, this started back from like 15 years ago with my Nana. Every single Christmas she'd put a scratchy on the line. She'd bring like a $5 scratchy. What's with Nana's loving scratchies? My grandma loves scratcheses.

Oh, my little love for a woman who's, God rest of her soul, whose ex-husband left her because he had a gambling problem and took all their money. She loved to gamble. Oh, no. And she would always bring a scratchy every year

and we would always play Uno for it and we'd get very competitive and the winner would get the scratchy. And so my whole family's quite used to gambling with Uno. Turns out anyone can do it nowadays. They've added Uno to a casino in Las Vegas. You can play Uno. Like the official game.

Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. That is crazy. It brings a new meaning to like getting hit with a draw four. I wonder if you can stack like when you play like everyone plays the home rules where you can stack a draw two on a draw two or a draw two or a draw so.

No endorsing this but this would be the first time I'd ever go to the pokies, you know? Oh, so you go to a casino. It's too overwhelming and confusing to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I saw Uno, I'd be like, damn. I know how to play that. I could win a few hundred thousand or something and play Uno. I'd ruin my life for Uno. Yeah, I'd have the wife leave me and the children never talk to me

again and like my life goes to it's more of a realistic approach, yeah. Where does it end though? Someone's like, oh how did you make your fortune? a billion dollars back in the day playing go fish on a lads trip in Atlantic City. Maybe this is a gateway board game. A gateway board game. Yeah, what else would be next? Have you played Monopoly Deal?

Love Monopoly Deal! You'd see that at the pokies, would you? Monopoly deal is the best little car game to take travelling. Yeah, it's like family poker. It's so bad. Dictive. So the pokies are the machines. I see, I don't know anything.

So what do you call this from? Cas. The Cass. I'd play Twister at the Cass. Play Twister at the Cass. Yeah, I'd bring my sweatbands. Better be quite funny. Just getting limbered up.

Yeah, I'm not very bending. I'm like very unflictible. But I'll give it a good crack for a bit for some money. Yeah, the old, oh, do you want to play the Cass? Bogle. Bogle. Bogle. How do you?

Yonzi! Different game. No, different, but that's another one you can play. It's like you got dice in a container and you shake them and you put them down and you make words. Oh, that would be the most boring casino game. like Scrabble. It's like, Ouno. Oh.

Yeah, it kind of is. It would be quite funny though to watch it, like when they watch poker games on ESPN and stuff, and there's a commentator, it's like, oh, so they don't know right now that Harrison's got a draw four in his deck, and is he going to play the draw four, is he going to save that? Do you know what I'd love to see commentated at the casino?

Charades. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Can I just say. She's holding up two fingers. Obviously, that's two syllables. I will walk out a millionaire if there was charades at the cast. Do a charade off?

We should do that. Hard out. We definitely should. I love charades. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, I hope you enjoyed that podcast. If you did, you can listen to all the other ones.

You know, if you want to go back. We've got a little outro here where we go a little off topic. I wanted to bring something up today. I went to Briscoe's before work today. And, God, I know it's a cliche, but the sales of that place are out the gate. Would you believe it? Would you believe it what I bought today? I bought today.

The products that I was. The overall value of them was $550. Is it though? I paid $120. Yeah, but I think. For 80% off. Brisco's are very clever. Like, is it really worth $300 and whatever dollars, the original?

550. With the original prices. Is it really ever worth the original prices? My question. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Well, I don't know. I got to do they in a do they cover.

How much? What I just? Look alive, mate. Sorry, mate, just writing some fucking prep for the next bit I've got to do. Oh, sorry, $120. $120. Down from $5.50, which I thought was good. $5.50.

That's a great deal. Fuck me. I don't reckon it was at $5.50. No. See, that's my big thing with Brisbane. $550. I don't think it's ever worth the full price, and that's how they get you. And you know what?

I've actually got proof of this. I bought a book from, I know you're going to hate me for saying this, but Timu. And I think I bought it for like $4.50 or something. It's like a kid's book that Crackawls at a same. And the exact same, literally the exact same, not like, oh, that's kind of similar, but the exact exact same was original price $20 at Briscoe's bid on sale for $12. Wow. That's what I mean.

And hats off to Briscoe, it's a very smart business model. Yeah, and you see it online quite a bit now on all these like booking.com things and it's like original thing, $300 a night, but now it's only $200 a night. Get it out, get it out, quick. Three people are looking at this. It's like, are people looking at this? It's like the infomercial suckers. I've never been sucked into those.

But I've known people from high school with their parents who are upset. They've got a collection. They've got an ab circle pro in the corner. Yeah, Abcicle Pro. But also there was like a hack where you was like, because they're all like three months trial and stuff, a lot of them. Oh, yes. So you'd get them for three months and return them all. Yeah.

But they'd like go, oh, we don't want it back. Just keep it. Yeah. Because we're not going to sell that. Oh, so you get it for free. They just used. Like you just got it. So they just got so much free shit.

There was a shop. It was called that. OG. It was called the as you've seen on TV as you've seen on TV store. It's a shop. It's down the road from my house. Is it still there? Yeah, I drive past it even go, fuck I want to go in there.

Can we do an outing? Like what the fuck do they sell? Yeah, it would be so random. It's amazing that video. It's a warehouse. Yeah. What's TV selling these days though? Video Easy's going under yet like infomercials must be still rife enough to justify an entire warehouse worth of goods.

Yeah. There's like, there's areas at like briskers and stuff I think where there's like a little sticker that says as seen on TV Were you ever jealous of something on TV Growing up that you're like, oh, I don't she like that? Oh yeah You know that workout thing and it was like vibrated And it was like that's sorry, what do you know?

Was like, you know And it's like. Steph looks like he's giving an invisible person a hand job right now. Yeah, that's what the shake weights. Shake weights. Yes. I always wanted the shake platform. Yes.

That looked mean. You just stand there and you lose weight. My parents bought one of those. Oh, yeah. And we all used it for like a day and then we're just like, this can't work. It's so annoying. Do you know what I'd do with it?

You can't do anything. You can't do anything. Sit on it. Like a washing machine. Oh, right. Straddle it. Yeah. Like a washing machine.

Yeah. Do you straddle your washing machine? I personally don't, but I've heard you can. Kind of off-tacked a little bit, but similar to you were buying new winter bedding. I bought a new winter heater today and I bring it home. And question.

to you boys is why don't, and this is a big generalisation, but why don't males ever look at a instruction manual? Because I get at home and I'm boxing it all and then I'm like, Jay, can you put that together? I've got to work. And then he just starts like putting the wheel in the wrong place and I'm like, no, you're missing this like plastic bit that fits at the bottom. And he just starts going for it. And I'm like, why don't dudes ever look at the instructions? Can you answer me that? I think from my perspective it's just like you want to just give it a go

because you think you might know it. I'm saying, yeah. Sort of proves you wrong. It's like, oh, I don't need to read that. I've got this. Oh, this looks easy. I can do that. Yeah.

Especially with something like that I feel like there's probably only three or four parts. I just go, oh, I can figure this out. I back myself to figure this out. And if I can't, I'm not a problem, man. Yeah. It's funny. And then the times that he like just doesn't look

and just gets on with it. And then he gets to the end and he's like, he's like, fuck it's actually not right. Then he's like mad at himself for not reading the instructions. You've got to the end of a flat pack and there's like seven screws left in like a piece?

You're like, oh, that's not good. I've like always had this for the last, like, just like since being flat to now being in my own place, like, I know this happens to you, this is a serious thing that happens to me. I'm not making this up. I always will just walk around and I'll hear like something drop on the floor

and I'll look into be a screw on the floor. Screws always fall out of like everything. I don't know where I couldn't, I can't like pick it up and trace it back to where it comes from. But I've literally, on my windows, we've got this collection of screws that just sit there and like, where the fuck did that come from?

And one day in a few years, you're just going to sit in a chair and it's going to collapse. The house is going to fall down. I'm just like, I actually don't know. Is that actually happening to you guys or no? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what the fuck that is.

The mysterious screws. That's such a thing. That is such a thing. Yeah. Hey, well, anyway, I hope you enjoy the podcast. And, you know, what? Stay safe out there, New Zealand.

Look after one another. And have fun. Nice. Shot Sean. This is what I say. Shot Sean. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

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