The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #105: Saunas & swingers... need we say more 🎉
Episode Date: July 17, 2025Cheers to Thursday! EZ Money Sean’s awkward place to make a friend.. Harrison reveals his new glasses Steph’s big dinner Harrison’s lines to help win an argument 5 Star Fact T...he Exclusive Giveaway with Maccas Yes No Maybe Sally ran out of wine…🍷 Real chat - Swingers! What did you lose in the break-up? Top 3 Weed cake Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos
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This is a podcast from Rover.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Hey, welcome to the podcast.
Some big moments today.
We interviewed Sally from that role model song, Sally, when the wine runs out.
Yeah, she'd had a few away.
That was hectic.
Also, we talked to a swinger.
She's 25, and she's been in a relationship for ages.
But to spice things up, and to get closer,
they've decided to swing and hearing her experience.
Honestly, it's going to talk me into it.
Yeah, Harrison got her number off here.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, yeah, it did.
Anyway, enjoy.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
10,000 bucks up for grabs right now.
The Edge 10K.
Easy money.
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All right, let's play.
Let's go to the phones on 0800, The Edge.
He's from Rottoroa.
He's dislocated his leg over 20 times.
Please welcome Caleb to the show.
Hey, how's it going?
Yeah, good, Caleb.
How are you, mate?
I've never heard of anyone dislocating their leg.
How does that look?
Do you like dislocate?
by the knee area?
Yeah, yeah.
It happened when I was young.
Like, I was seven years old and it popped
when I was going down the hill.
On a bike and it just happened.
It kept happening and happening until the doctor said
I've got to build muscle around my knee or get surgery.
He ended up building muscle because I was too scared to do the surgery, but yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it's like, I've got a friend who can dislocate his shoulder and he's a hip-hop dancer,
you know, and he puts it behind his back and he can pop his shoulder out.
Do you ever do any cool?
Yeah, I would just cry.
cross my legs and it would pop out.
You cross your leg and the top one would be like, limp?
Yeah.
It's quite funny though.
I quite like that.
That's a good party track.
I can't even handle people like clicking their fingers.
That'll be gross.
All right, Caleb from Rotorua, you know the rules with easy money.
You'll have 30 seconds, no repeated answers.
Your time will begin when I finish saying the first category and you can pass whenever
you like and we'll hopefully have time to get back to the one you've passed on, okay?
Awesome.
Your letter will be the letter T.
T for...
T-shirt.
Yep.
Exactly.
Tea bag?
Yep.
What else?
That's all I got.
It'll come to me in the moment.
Nice.
Nice.
Hopefully you've got about eight others and then $10,000 will be all yours.
And that two of the questions match up to tea bag and t-shirt.
Yeah, maybe.
Here we go, Caleb, for $10,000.
With the letter T, please name.
for us. A clothing item.
A t-shirt.
An animal.
Tiger. A musical instrument.
A trombone. A place in New Zealand.
Tohanga.
A profession.
A feature.
A fruit.
Tangerine.
A car brand.
Part.
Something at a party.
Caleb, mate, you are going really strong, bro.
The car stop there.
Do you have another go? What do you think? What do you think?
I still can't think of it
You're going to tick yourself
Taylor, kick yourself, Kayla
Toyota
Toyota Tesla
Oh my God
Yeah
You got six mate
So congratulations for that mate
But not quite ten thousand dollars
Unfortunately
You were humming along
Yeah
Yeah the ball was rolling
Yeah
If you kept rock the pace
You would have won
Yeah literally
I'm excited
Don't tell him that you guys
But he would have
I was getting really excited
I was getting really excited
I'm going to win it
But you did it
Oh you did good Caleb
Well done.
And you rest that knee of yours, all right?
Okay.
We've got a hundred bucks, Caleb.
100 bucks coming away, no, no.
100 bucks, 10 bucks.
There you go.
Well done, well done.
Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Now, I just turned 30.
I talked about this, quite honestly, on the show earlier this week, guys,
that a lot of my close friends over the years have moved overseas.
And I think this is this came with a stat that more Kiwis are emigrating to Australia than ever before.
And so I think it's probably quite common for people.
listening right now to go, yep, I've had a few best friends
who have upped and left, they've gone to Aussie, they've gone to
London. Also, yeah. It's got an excuse to say, you've got no
mates. Oh.
So I'm the person who... Says the guy, hold on, says the guy
holding literally the Wilson volleyball.
Which could get that way? I didn't say, I've got any friends.
So I've got the Wilson volleyball I don't do.
It's quite ironic. Yeah, it is.
So I'm the kind of person who puts a lot into a few
relationships and then I've obviously invested poorly because these people
have all moved overseas. I don't want to say that because they are
lovely people, but I don't have many friends my age, right?
A lot of work colleagues, I've got a beautiful partner, but no one wants to be that
guy who just hangs out with their partner all the time.
So I am trying to make friends as an adult.
Someone said to me earlier this week, look for the opportunities in everyday life
to make an adult friend.
So I did just that this morning.
I was at the gym, started going to Les Mills.
I was a good place to meet someone because it's like, like, mind it and, you know, while
you're working out and maybe on a treadmill next door to you.
Yeah.
Pervert them in the thing.
Maybe we could be good friends.
Exactly.
So I did a class, did a workout class.
I thought it's a great way to meet people.
Didn't really, wasn't really anyone.
I'm vibing with him in the class.
That's okay.
Did a good workout.
I love that you had to slide in.
Did a good workout, though.
My technique was phenomenal.
My squats were just...
But not really wanted to chat and hang out.
Nah.
Good form, though.
It's also great.
Got the chest under the bar.
You're trying to find a new friend in a workout class at a gym.
Yeah.
So you're quite tall, people looking around, your beady eyes,
and then everyone's like, wiser you're looking at us?
Yes.
You know, I'm just trying to make a friend.
Also in the gym class, very loud music.
It's not a great...
It's quite inappropriate at a gym class, I'd say, man.
That's what I've learned.
So I didn't try to make any friends.
Right.
Brilliant.
So I didn't have any...
Because then afterwards, I get in the sauna,
and I walk in there, there's another bloke in the sauna.
Usually, every time I've sawned at this gym,
it's just me by myself.
Can I just already flag?
This is already worst in a gym class, I'd say, mate, a sauna.
So I sit down in there, there's a guy,
sitting in there.
Describe him.
Felix is his name because I got to know him.
So Felix is there.
He's in his undies.
I go to him. Everyone's in their undies and they're
so on him. So again and sit down
and the other side of the...
I actually sit down next to him.
Not next to him next to him, but like
halfway across the sauna.
He's like, hey mate.
You sawna much?
Soana much?
Yeah.
Okay.
And he goes, yeah, yeah man, getting into it.
What's your name, bro?
Sean, Felix.
What do you do, Felix?
Learning a bit about him.
We're like mind.
Do you work out today for us, Felix?
Yeah, he's talking to me about his sauna benefits.
Is he asking you any questions back, or is this just you, like, maybe job interview style at the stage?
Wait, let me think about it.
I can't remember.
Okay.
So I'm asking him, Felix, you know, he's from out of town, he lives in and out of Auckland.
He got a long-term partner.
Does a good job.
Felix's really getting to sauning.
He started doing jiu-jitsu recently.
Well, you really asked him.
I really got into it.
He's talking about my job.
Tell him about my partner.
Tell me about my...
Did he ask you though?
Tell me about my parents,
telling me about my family,
telling me about my childhood,
like how things I went through,
different things I went through,
the baby the man I am today.
He didn't ask you for that information.
This is kind of what it was like.
Oh no.
But we're getting great mate,
say, great friends.
Eventually he was like, sorry, mate,
I've too much time in the sauna.
He must have been in their ages
before I got in.
So, Sean.
He got up and left and he said it was too much.
Hey Sean.
Sean.
Look at me.
From one friend to another.
Yeah.
he didn't really want to chat.
Too much.
He just finished his workout.
He wanted to sit and relax for a few minutes and leave.
And maybe Felix, if you're listening,
Sean's new with this.
Don't judge him straight off the bat.
He's not...
I was going to ask should I've got his number.
Oh, God.
What do you do with a friend?
Do you get their IG handle?
Is that weird?
You don't even call it an IG handle for starters.
What do you call it?
Instagram.
Okay.
Okay.
Anyway, good luck though, Sean.
Oh, thanks.
with this friend.
No, Sean, seriously.
Good luck.
Your avos head harder with Sean,
Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Steph and I are very excited.
You have had a bit of a fashion disaster this week.
I have had, well, surely you can get a fashion disaster.
It's like a, it's a life disaster.
An identity crisis.
Identity crises.
I, as you guys know, you can see in my hands.
I broke my glasses two days ago.
I was in my other job.
They fell on the ground.
snapped. And these glasses are like
my identity.
You can see with a look in your faces right now you're quite shocked
to see them off. Well, I'm shocked that
you've actually been wearing them still but with masking tape.
Yes, and they're quite wonky. Quite wonky.
They pull off my face. Tordashel
yellow lens and with the bit at the top
that joins. Yes. Very unique.
They're your style. I don't know anyone else who wears
those. It's like, I think of Paris and I think those. Non-prescription.
Everyone thinks they are because they never take them off.
Because they used to be like the guy of ginger hair.
Now I'm the guy of ginger hair and glasses.
Quite iconic.
Now these are broken.
I do say sorry myself.
And I've looked online,
I can't find replacement for these.
They don't make them anymore.
That sucks.
So I have ordered some brand new glasses.
Now these are quite different,
but these will be Harrison 2.0.
And I wore them in today.
You guys have never seen them.
Producer News Sam hasn't seen them.
But I went around the office and showed some people.
here's their first initial reactions on them.
I absolutely love your new glasses.
I think they really frame your face
and they bring out some like tone in your skin
that I've never seen before.
I like it. Hot, hot, they look good in you.
Looks like a watermelon sugar, Harry Styles look alike.
I haven't seen your new glasses, so I can't tell you.
I've never seen glasses that colour before.
That's my opinion. But they look cool.
I think you don't need them, Harrison,
because you don't actually need glasses at all.
Oh wow.
I like those
and they go from green to pick
they're like a nice gradient
and they really
yeah they suit you really well
I think they really like
bring your whole face together
I don't really know how to
say that
you know what I mean
I love them brilliant
you look like out in John
like can you sing or something
mixed reactions there
green to pink
can we get a reveal
I've got to see these
I can't wait
really hope they're not
like the John Lennon
circular thing
Steph let's close our eyes
and Harrison puts them on
this isn't a joke
this is the new
me, you guys. Close your eyes
and open them. And three
two, one.
Say something. Say something.
Those are, okay. These are legit my new ones.
Where did you get them from?
Got them online. The places,
nowhere ever like, called happy to sit on your
face. Okay, so if we could just paint a picture, we are
videoing this for our socials soon, but
thick, green...
They're quite ski goggles. They're quite ski goggles.
They're called the scuba glasses.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
That's the connection.
Pink-ish lens at the bottom.
Pink lens.
Green frames.
Very bold.
I think the person who said
I've never seen glasses
that look like that before,
I've never ever seen.
It's very different to what you.
From this.
It's quite a jump-up.
To that.
It's quite extreme.
Yeah.
But guys, I'm always going to wear these.
This is the new look.
Wow, really?
I love this for you, man.
I love it.
I love how you're always looking for a unique look
and then you found it.
Thank you.
You don't want to...
No, well, mate, there was like $150 bucks.
I'm not going to test heats of glass.
Oh, true, true, true.
Yeah, yeah, you rock these.
Yeah, yeah, you rock it.
Yeah.
I'll admit, I was shot when I put them on for the first time.
I'm telling myself, they look good, they look good.
You know you don't have to wear glasses, eh?
Like, you don't need them, they're not prescription.
I think I'd just do.
Alright, let's get this up on, let's get a photo up on Air Jarvo's Instagram if you want to see it.
We'll get this video up as soon as we can.
Thank you.
Shout out to the boss in the office laughing in my face when I did that too, which is real cool, thanks, mate.
Scandles next.
I don't know why he did that.
I don't know either.
I don't understand.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
So yesterday, while the music and stuff were playing,
we were just having a bit of a chat in the studio,
and I was asking you guys if you've ever made bean casillas.
Do you remember that?
Yeah.
I don't remember that.
You're asking us there.
We had a whole conversation for about 15 minutes off here
about whether you rinse beans or not.
No, sure.
Yeah, and Shaw's because I was like,
yeah, sometimes I rinse my bake beans.
No, no, no.
It's like you straying your baked beans.
Not rinse my bake beans.
I said I take the bake bean mentality,
which I don't rinse any beans.
Which is outrageous.
You should always rinse other beans, I'd say.
No, I don't think so.
Rinse all beans bar baked, I would say.
Sometimes I do baked.
That's the rule.
Bake beans, I mean.
Yeah, you know, sometimes I do rinse the baked beans.
Okay, that's strange.
So anyway, so I was asking you guys that because I had a little urge to cook last night.
Now, I'm not the chef in our household.
I live with my fiancé Jake and our 14-month-old and Jake's the cook.
Steph, you got enough stickers at New World to get the large smeg baking oven tray.
And you said, guys, I don't know what to do with it?
What do I put in here?
I don't know, yeah.
So many, any dish.
It'd be like a nice little, like, jewelry plate.
No, but that's just emphasizing how much you don't cook.
No, I never cook.
To be fair, I don't remember the last time I cooked.
I don't because I remember you've cooked three times this year
because every time you've come in and goes,
Guys, you wouldn't believe it, I cooked.
That's how much of an event it is.
Actually, last time I cooked, we got my mum on, and she told me how proud she was of me.
Exactly.
What'd you cook again?
Mac and cheese.
That time, yeah, but last night, I made bean cassidias.
And I got a tin of black beans and rins them, Sean.
And put them in the food processor, like, squash them down.
Put them in between, like, so they're squashed, like, so they're all, like, full beans.
Like a paste.
If this break is just how to make bean cassidias.
And then...
I think they meant to be a paste, I might just be beans.
Anyway, this is how I made them.
I felt inspired.
And the beans were talking to me.
Sorry.
A can of beans and you blended them up.
Yeah.
That is different.
Really?
I thought...
I thought we were supposed to do that.
No, that's real bizarre.
To make the paste.
It's not paste, though.
Refried beans, look you're thinking of.
There's a process to making it.
I don't think you just blend them.
No, you don't just blend beans.
You should just buy refried beans if you want to use those.
Oh, okay.
I should have done that.
Anyway, so I've blended my black beans.
and then I have put cheese on top
and then put them in the...
What's the thing that sits on the bench?
It's real ugly.
Toasty press.
No, no, no, no.
Air friar.
Thanks, Sean.
You're joking.
You put a cassidia in the air friar.
And then I take it out.
And then it's done.
It's a little soggy, but it's like good enough.
And then I presented to my fiancé Jake.
Sorry, just quickly before...
So you've gone tortilla, blended beans, cheese, nothing else.
And then put it air fry.
Yeah, so tortilla...
Air fry.
So tortilla beans, cheese, tortilla.
Yes.
Nothing else.
Nothing else.
Not only else.
Vitoriously would be cooked in a pan or like a toasty press.
With some form of seasoning or spice.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, none of that.
Yeah, okay.
So, funny you mention that though, because when I asked Jake to have a bite,
his one word review was,
man.
Well, there's nothing to it.
It's something you...
And he said, he said, good effort.
And he said it kind of is quite blank.
I think he was trying to protect my feelings.
and he said but great work to give it a go.
That's a man who wants you to really try
because he's like, I'm not going to take this opportunity to crush her
because she needs to know that giving it a try is the most important part.
It crushed me so hard.
Hearing, when I've put in so much effort into that bean cassidia,
really, really was upsetting.
I feel like the thing you put the most effort into was a step you didn't need to do,
which was blending up beans.
That wasn't difficult.
You didn't need to do it.
We've got to do the come dying with me.
All of us are going to cook for each other for a night,
and we're going to film it.
We have to do that.
Can I just ask, is Steph going to be there?
Steph's going to cook one night?
I'm all good.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Guys, I went over and saw my friend last night.
She's been having a few issues with her partner recently.
Oh dear.
She was very sad.
And she goes, oh, we just kind of always argue.
And they never really go anywhere.
like he kind of just like raised his voice
and then I've got nothing to say
so you know is that kind of
they go to sleep and they've got nothing to
they haven't resolved anything
They say never go to bed angry
I know
Well they both are
And so I do a bit of writing
I try and write when I'm creatively
I was like you know what I'm going to write you
About six seven lines to say
In any argument
And this will just help you win no matter what
I love this because the amount of times
I replay an argument in my head
that happened like years ago.
I'll be in the shower
and I'd be like,
should have said that.
Should have said that line.
100%.
So this is going to take your guy's involvement as well.
So I want you to just give me like
a forward sentence
and then I'll reply with my line.
Okay, like argumentative sentence.
Yeah.
We'll start with you, Steph.
So throw me line that I'll respond in the line
that I'm doing for it.
Oh, okay.
Be that as it may.
No bit of thing.
Be there as it may like least.
You need to then say other things.
Yeah, exactly.
But that's the good pivot point, you know?
I don't know if that'll work.
Okay.
Because it's just thrown right back to them.
Okay.
We're not good?
We're in an argument.
Yep.
Classic Harrison.
You always do this.
Well, Sean.
Riddle me this.
But then...
I know there is more.
There is more.
Then you give me a riddle.
That's when it gets personal.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
But I think I give her the kind of pivot points.
Okay.
This is quite a big list.
So it's a shame.
You're not like in the first two.
There might be ones that we like.
So, okay, can I give you another sentence?
I'll try a riff more afterwards maybe.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Okay.
Oh, man, why would you do that?
Well, for your consideration, I did it because I felt like it.
See?
No, but you're just adding...
For your consideration?
I know, but they're good pivots, though.
Adding what you'd essentially put as an email sign off.
I know, but don't you think, don't you, like, get in an argument?
No, they're like superfluous words or whatever that way.
You get an argument and then you, like, you walk on and go, oh, I wish I said that.
I wish I could have been quicker.
I wish there's something to pivot off.
I've given her pivot points
But I'm not saying
I wish I said be there
As it's May or whatever
Can you please try another one please Sean
Okay
All right
And this is why we can't have nice things
Unbeknownst to me
Once again
These are just saying
Formally reply to a corporate email
Okay Steve you go
Okay
Damn you
Long story short
Long story short
Long story sure
That doesn't make any sense
Sean
I'm just so sick of you acting this way
You do the math
I have done the math
That was a good one
That one kind of does work
That one shut it down
You do the math
Yeah you do the math
So you do the math
You do the math
Yeah I'm sick of you treating me this way too
And here's the kicker
Once again
To Steph's point
All these things build to something
These aren't ways to shut down an argument
These are ways to confuse the person you're arguing
Okay he's the big one
This will stop an argument
You ready?
Sean
Yeah.
I just can't believe you're always like this.
Yeah.
Well, I said all this to say.
That's good, eh?
So I read that I said all this to say.
Have you ever been in an argument before?
I've seen me and my girlfriend are pretty good.
We haven't in many arguments.
Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Now, I'm on a journey in New Zealand to provide you with a fact that is so damn good that it is deemed.
Sean's five-star fact.
We have three judges residing.
Roll call.
Judge Steph.
I'm here.
Judge Nurse Sam.
Here.
Judge Harrison.
That's okay.
I'm going to where he's gone.
I'll be him.
Yeah, I'm here.
Does that sound like her?
No, not really.
All right.
Sean's been trying to do this for the last seven months.
We're in July now, middle of July, Sean.
And it's been a long slog.
But every afternoon, he provides the nation with a fact.
And it's up to us to figure out whether it's worth.
of a five-star rating.
Nice for you to join us.
Sorry.
I know you didn't like the five-star fact.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
It actually pours until I've come back.
I'm so sorry.
We didn't say anything.
This is in a silence for the last two minutes.
Were you?
God.
Does it make it if I was talking to the boss?
It doesn't matter.
Okay.
Anyways, let's hear the fact.
Oh, the criteria.
We're looking for a fact that's shareable.
We're looking for a fact that's original,
and we're looking for a fact that is perfectly performed.
Today's fact.
The fact is, when a person receives a kidney transplant, they don't take the old kidneys out, they just shove it in there next to them.
Oh.
Say that again?
Yeah.
Got to do it again.
I don't know that.
Today's fact is, when a person receives a kidney transplant, they don't take out the old kidneys, they just shove the new ones in right next to the old ones.
So if you've had a kidney transplant, you've got three kidneys sent inside of you.
Exactly.
Is that the same with every organ?
Like say you have like a liver transplant.
You now have two livers.
I'll be honest.
I wasn't prepared for the follow-up question, but I...
It's got me thinking, Sean, it's a really interesting fact
because it would create a conversation.
Do you know I was born with one kidney double the size of the other?
Great fact.
Really?
Yeah, really interesting.
So I'm distracted because Nurse Sam's shaking your head at me.
What's going on?
No, so generally in a kidney transplant,
the diseased or like damaged kidney would be removed.
Oh no, sorry.
The diseased or damaged kidneys are not.
removed. You're right. Sorry, I read it wrong.
Oh my gosh. Sam, we've just made the fact better, Sam.
Wow.
My mind, Sean.
It's a little concerning that you're so used to me
my facts not being facts that you've just gone,
no, it's wrong. It does seem wrong.
Like it does. That's what makes a great fact.
I like that fact. Oh, Alec likes it on the text machine to 33443.
His text in all capitals. Good fact.
But is it a great fact?
That's what we need to decide right now.
You want me to go first?
No, I reckon one of you guys go first.
I've got to really brew this one over.
All right.
So I need three five-star ratings, one from each of the judges,
in order for it to be a five-star fact.
Producer, Nurse Sam.
Do you know what, Sean?
I'm giggling because I love it.
It's a pie for me.
Oh, wow.
Sorry, I can tell myself, I've been here before,
and it hasn't worked out.
Okay.
I've got an answer for you.
Sean
Look at me
Do you want to hear the fact one more time?
I am so proud of you
You've tried at this for
so many months now
Yeah
You've had some abysmal attempts
And some okay
Today's fact has been really great
However
You did have to do the fact
Twice because the first time
It didn't fully sink in
To the judging committee
That we needed to hear it again
Which I think
leans itself to a not perfect performance
because a perfectly performed fact
I would just need to hear it once and it would blow me away.
Judge Steph, can I say the chemistry between us
is alive right now because that's the one thing that I'm hanging off.
So close, though, Sean.
I did the fact, you said, can you do it again?
But he shouldn't have to.
He shouldn't have to. He shouldn't have to.
And for that, Sean, I rate your fact of 4.8.
Oh, mine's a 4.9.
So close.
Rubbish!
So close.
So close.
Been like next time, buddy.
Yeah, sorry, champion.
Hang in there, butt.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Guys, something very exciting is happening in Alteiro.
The McRib is back on the menu at Mac is the McRibb, Harrison.
And we are celebrating.
We're giving you the chance right now to win with the exclusive giveaway.
It's exclusive for.
everyone and could take place any time in our show between 3pm and 7pm every day this week.
Can I say? I'd love to try a MacRab. I haven't actually tried one. They sent a bunch to us, but they said it was so exclusive, but it's for everyone.
So they sent it to all of our producers, but not us. Producer Clara and Nurse Sam join us.
You guys all enjoyed them yesterday. What were your thoughts?
Delicious. 10 out of 10. I'm usually not a barbecue sauce type of girl, okay? But it was a late.
I second Clara
Usually not barbecue sauce
But bloody loved it
I hoofed it down in like 30 seconds
Get in my belly
I'd love to try one
Yeah
It's a shame
It's a shame you guys missed out
I guess
I guess us and the producer booth
Are just like
I don't know
A little bit more deserving
Maybe of this little treat
They even sent me a branded box as well
That I've now got in my room
That is crazy though
The side effect of mix ribs
I think is that
When I did walk out there
To you get some producer's booth
God the Mick rib farts
would die.
That's not true.
That's definitely not true.
That's actually a fact.
It's really nice.
You're angry.
It's very good.
It's enough Harrison, thanks.
I am angry.
They smell sweet like barbecues.
The McRib don't sleep on it.
Drive through at Maccas today.
So we thought to do this exclusive giveaway,
that's so exclusive and it's a giveaway,
we do a good old-fashioned
McRibbleb!
BigRib!
Go ahead and $1.5.
Cash and a McRibb large combo from MacKin.
It's a Mickribb.
Let's.
All right, let's go to you, Michael, on 0800.
Oh, Michelle.
Definitely Michelle.
I'm so sorry.
Hi, Michelle.
You've won without...
McRib?
Balloulet.
Michelle, 50 bucks and a McRib large combo coming your way.
Oh, Michelle.
Are you going to do with it?
You're going to go home and just suck on the McRib until it just dissolves in your mouth or what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
From Dunedinin on 0800 the edge.
You've also won with the McRib.
Blill.
Yes.
Amelia, what are you going to do?
You're going to go home and have half the McRib rather the other half on your face
and it's going to exfoliate your skinny.
Your partner to lick it off and go,
yum, I love, McRibble, why?
Absolutely.
Skincare routine right there.
Yeah!
Riley's got to Nelson now on 0800 the edge to you.
Emma, turn your radio down, love you've won with the McRib.
What are you going to do?
You're going to get a pot full of boiling water and put some spaghetti in it,
put the spaghetti in a bowl and then talk about the Mick Ribb and go,
it's bag bowl, love, and go, no, it's McRib Bowl, what?
to someone who's never won from the edge before ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
What's your name?
JT.
JT.
Welcome to the McRibb.
We're going to go to a sushi restaurant and hand over the McRibb to the Sheffers.
It's going to come out of a plane and go, does that she see me?
And you go, no, no, that's McRibby or what?
Of course.
Yeah.
One final winner.
Oh, God.
One final winner.
Okay, let's go to the phones.
Let's all calm down.
Breathe, everybody.
Yeah.
From Christchurch, Dylan is here.
Please welcome to our exclusive giveaway of the McRib.
The McRibble.
Thank you very much.
Oh, I don't know what you're going to do.
You're going to have a shower.
I don't know.
You're going to Waffle Storm.
Then McRib down down the shower.
Let it go out in the drain and wake up in the morning
and scoop it down into a tub-ware container and take it.
We can give the McRib for lunch.
What?
Oh, 100%.
Yeah.
Bravo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
It's time for a part of the show where we help Harrison with some social situations.
Yes.
Yeah, so this is where you guys giving me a little bit of advice in the show
to see if my behaviour is appropriate in these situations that I live by.
Okay.
Because, you know, you guys have got at least five years more experienced than me in this world.
No need to say at least.
You can just say five more years experienced me in this world.
And you guys just know a little bit more.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
Well, what's the category today?
The category today is ways to wait myself up in the morning.
Okay, all right.
So you're going to go through a list of stuff that you're.
you do and we're going to say whether it's appropriate or not.
Yes.
Hit us.
Okay, first one.
You go to the living room, get the battery out of the remote and lick the battery.
I've never done that.
Does it tingle or does that actually hurt?
It shocks you.
Why don't you just leave a remote next to your bed?
That's a really good idea.
It's a really good idea.
It saves the steps.
Yeah, so look a battery for a little shock.
I'll wake me out.
I wouldn't do that.
No?
Nah.
Probably not.
Oh, it'd go on to bigger things, you know?
You're licking other appliances.
All right, maybe, because it does wake me out quite a bit.
eat a bowl of ice for breakfast
so I just get kids of ice into a bowl spoon
and just chomp that bastard down
Hearing that makes my teeth hurt
No no I love it
It's like the inverted ice bath
I want you to remember guys that this is to wake you up
So I'm so tired, can barely move
This needs to wake like spring life to me
But you could just wash your face with it
Instead of eating it
Maybe
Nah I'd probably eat it
It's hydrating
You need to drink water in the morning
It's a great idea
Okay yes then
Speaking of breakfast
first.
Get the blender out.
Instead of putting fruit and yogurt in there,
I just put cutlery and just listen to it.
What time of the morning is this, by the way?
I usually get up, 5.30?
Okay.
And you live in a like a townhouse complex thing?
Neighbors quite close.
Yep.
Double glazed, though.
I'd stop doing that.
Stop doing that.
You must go through a lot of blenders.
So much cutlery it is.
All right, yes, I just all enjoy doing that one.
I'll just do that.
Slan the door on my foot.
That's a good one.
Just go to the front door
I'm not half a sleep
barely get the handle
and doche just slam it against my foot
You've been limping a lot lately
I have been limping a lot
Yeah at least change the foot up
Change the foot up
Okay
I'm just gonna write yes
Yeah
I'm still like doing that one
Make my alarm clock noise
The sound
Change the sound to mumbo number five
How can you not
Like want to get up and dance
That song
I yeah no
That's actually a good point
It's groovy
Because you hate alarms
11. One, two.
Oh.
Oh. I like.
Good morning.
Morning, everybody.
How is that?
You learn to hate whatever song is your alarm
because it's the thing that wakes you up in the morning.
I can't stand this on.
Great.
It's the worst song, but it wakes me up.
I've got a couple more here.
Fry up some bacon,
tuck into the back waistline of my pants
and run from neighborhood dogs.
But I feel like you're already awake
while you're cooking the bacon,
so you don't really need to.
Yeah, but I kind of.
Sometimes I pre-maker and then I just chuck in the microwave, chuck it on,
smells out, dogs are after me.
Nah.
Nah.
Dangerous.
Okay, two more.
Yeah.
I'll do a note for that one.
Two more toaster in the shower.
Oh, far out, man.
No.
Okay.
Final one, lie down in traffic.
So that's what I do as I'll just go lie down the traffic outside.
Because the cars will toot, they'll wake you up and that'll bring you to life.
So, no, I should know from me, dog.
Nah.
Your Ravos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
You won't believe this.
But we have Sally joining us on the phone right now.
Sally from that song, Sally, when the wine runs out.
Sally from when the wine runs out.
Yeah, we just heard a song about Sally.
Now she joins us on the phone.
Hi, Sally.
Woo!
The wine is run out.
The wine has run out.
The wine has run out.
We know, yeah.
Sally, we've heard all about your wine ring and everything.
What is your drink of choice, Sally?
I'm quite partial to a cheeky
Sav Blanc.
Wouldn't say no to a shard.
I'm feeling a little flirty.
I feel a little flirty a burlough.
Selly, have you thought about doing dry July, mate?
But then I couldn't drink wine.
This is why I'm a whole point of it.
Hey, Sally, Sally, I love this for you.
Where do you like to drink your wines normally?
Just usually out in the back of the car park outside of work there.
Yeah.
Okay.
Where is your work, Sally?
Where do you work?
Just at the office max, but the wines all run out.
The office max.
You work at office max.
Okay, that's interesting.
It's like defamation.
Yeah, we know.
We know the wines run out.
You guys want to do you, do you guys want to ditties?
Problem to ditties?
No, we don't want to go to ditties, Sally.
We don't have a radio show.
It's open 24 hours, like, all the time.
So you can come after.
I'll meet you there.
Yeah, we're probably a bit.
We're a bit busy, Sally.
Probably we don't need to do that.
Sally, is it?
Sally, are you driving?
Is it a police?
No, no, I'm not.
I'm not.
We can hear siren, Sally.
Selly?
Sorry, guys, I'm going to go.
I'm just sorry.
The wife's run out.
We know the whines run out.
Stop driving.
Drime.
Silly.
Selim, can hear you know, please siren.
Are you driving?
Please, I can't go to jail.
Pull over.
Pull over.
The car.
No.
Oh, Sally.
The wines run out.
Jesus, Sally, I'm hanging up on her.
You're avos, Kid Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
We are very excited to talk to someone who'd be so open and honest about something that apparently is more common than everyone is thinking than it is.
Swinging.
So, Kate, have you swung before?
Yeah, I sure have.
Okay.
So this is, you're obviously in a relationship at this point.
you have to pitch it to your partner?
You go, hey, I've done this before.
Would you be interested in swing?
Or do you launch it out the get-go?
You're kind of get ahead of it with them?
How do you initiate it?
We tried it for the first time together.
So you're, let's say, in this context, making love with somebody else,
and your partner's making love with somebody else,
and you're all in the same room.
And you can see each other?
Yeah, you can see each other.
Like, different people have different, I guess, rules and boundaries.
It kind of just depends on, like, whatever you are all comfortable with.
But, yeah, we do it all together.
So talk me through that first experience.
You and your partner obviously decide that you want to try swinging,
Kate.
You show up to, I guess, a meet-up.
You found these people all through friends online, yeah.
You know what?
It was some of our friends.
Wow.
Okay, so you show up to your friend's house.
What do you do?
Just awkwardly sat around and have a few wines,
knowing that you're all eventually going to take your clothes off?
No, we went out first.
We went for a boogie.
Had some drinks.
Listened up a little bit.
Nice.
But the back of your mind that whole night of you're like,
oh, my God, we're all about to go to get to.
hammer and tongs together.
Yeah, it was
quite the adrenaline rush.
I bet.
So was it or G or was it like one-on-one?
Both.
Wow.
Wait, did you say was it
or was it all G?
Was it all G?
Orgy.
Oh, Kate, can you quickly run us through
like the rules that you have with your
partner?
I was the rules between each other?
Yeah, so ours is like we always
have to be together.
It always has to be a mutual thing.
Like you can always withdraw
or previous consent.
So just because you said it was fine one time
doesn't mean that it is the next
and that can change, like,
depending on what you're comfortable with doing
in the moment as well.
Like there are different, I guess,
kind of like levels to it,
like whether it's just hooking up
or it's just, you know,
handsy stuff or whether it's the whole whole.
Sorry, not funny.
It's, yeah, it's a good way to put it.
This is so cool that you're so willing to talk about this.
How did it change your relationship with your friends, Kate?
So you're good friends, their swingers,
you and your partner decide to join them.
You've now done that deed with friends of yours.
Was the relationship the same with them afterwards?
It was definitely different, but different in a good way.
Like, I feel like it obviously brought us all closer together,
but it just opened a way deeper level of communication and comfort.
And it kind of like brings back the excitement of, you know,
when you're first dating and you're like, oh, my God, is it going to happen?
So you kind of get those butterflies and that excitement,
but then also within an environment of trust,
the same time. So it's like a super safe way
to explore things that if you're going to be
with your partner forever,
that you would have been able to otherwise.
Wow, that's such a great way
to describe it. If you've just joined us on the show,
we're talking to Kate,
who is a swinger, her and her partner swing,
and I think, Kate, if you don't mind hanging
around, I think we've got to get more out of you next
because there's a few more questions we want to ask.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean,
Steph and Harrison.
The Edge. We're talking to Kate on the phone.
She is a swinger. We started talking about this
because Harrison, you believe that your parents might be, might be swinging.
Yeah, I've got a funny feeling and I'm not super happy about it,
but I want to learn to be okay with it.
For me, jealousy would probably be a big reason why I wouldn't really want to participate
because I would be so jealous of seeing my partner with someone else
and then it doesn't seem like that was a thing for you?
It definitely was in the beginning.
I sort of just tried to lean more into the wanting to give them something that they would really enjoy
that kind of overruled my jealousy,
but there's definitely jealousy from both sides,
like for him to me and for me to him as well,
but we really want to be able to give each other something
that we wouldn't be able to long-term relationship.
Has it extended further than that to, like, partner swapping, you know,
in the extent of, like, you know, just one-on-ones,
or is it always, you're always together in a group scenario doing it?
Do you even go off to separate bedrooms one-on-one?
That would make me too jealous.
Okay.
Because you always have to be with an eye-eye of each other, kind of.
And do you, like, debrief, like, the next morning with him?
You're like, how good was his bloody Tony with his tongue?
You know, like...
I don't know.
But is there a bit of chat like that, or is it just like you'd never speak of it again?
No, there's definitely heaps of banter.
Oh, you guys sound fun.
Can I ask how old you are?
I'm 25.
Wow.
Really?
Harrison had a theory that was all people were 45, but I'm 25.
I'm 25.
Harris's eyes have lit up.
Wow.
So it's okay.
Yeah, my partner is a bit older, I think he's 32, and then the couple that we did it with are older again.
So they'd been married for like seven years and they just have a beautiful, solid relationship,
which I think helped with the whole experience in that there was never any risk of it resulting anything negative for either relationship.
And I think that's really important as well.
Beautiful.
Wow.
What's the frequency?
How many times, like, is it a weekly thing, a monthly thing?
Nah, probably every couple a month.
It's like a real good night out.
couple of times a year?
Yeah, nice.
Wow.
So, Harrison, would you like us to save Kate's number off and maybe give it to...
You do seem very excited.
It seems inappropriate, but yeah, for sure.
If we have to do that, yeah, for sure.
You like going out for a drink and a boogie.
You can just see what happens on the night out.
See what it takes you.
Yeah, cool.
See what happens.
Kate, thank you so much for being so honest and open about this.
It was great.
Do you agree that you think it's way more common than people realize?
Oh, 100% honestly, like, it's still such a taboo thing,
but as soon as you start to talk to people about it,
they're like, oh, yeah, we have.
Well, we know someone who has.
And do you think overall that it's at a positive impact
and affecting your relationship?
Yeah, our, like, level of trust and connection
is so much deeper than it was before,
and it's just, like, opened new conversations,
and, yeah, it's just really reinforced our bond together,
and it just kind of proves, like,
If we can work through that well, then we can kind of work through anything, you know.
Oh, filled the holes in your relationship.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I think, Kate, that you may have just convinced thousands of people listening to start swinging.
I know, you're very persuasive.
I think you've just done that.
Yeah, sounding fun and very, I guess communication is key, and then you're away.
So, Kate, thank you so much for providing this information for everybody.
We really appreciate it.
Very welcome, guys.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
Nurse Sam, our new producer, has been on the show for a couple weeks now if you've never met her.
Hey, welcome.
Thanks, Sean.
Jeez, Sean, she's been like you just said a few weeks.
This is the first time you've said welcome to her.
Yeah.
You're a piece of work.
Well, I thought I want to make sure she earned it.
She has.
Sean does call the shots around here, Sam.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
Boss man.
Boss man.
Now, producer,
Nurse Sam was telling us something earlier today.
And as a coffee addict,
I really feel for you, Sam.
Yes.
Well, it's gone down.
So my partner and I have recently split up,
and he's just sort of like the last week got his own place.
So now he's setting up his own place.
And, of course, with a separation,
you've got to kind of divvy out all your belongings.
And the other night, without a...
word of warning, he left, and as he was walking out the door, I looked, and there in his arms
was my coffee machine. Well, I say mine, but I guess I can't claim it right, because it's
his. It's your, both of yours. It's ours. And it was a good one, as we asked about it. We're like,
what are you talking like a nespresso? No, a bloody brevel. Yeah, a proper brevel. So no pot.
It's like the out-home barista machine. Yeah. And so, poor Sam, she's like, it's okay, it's fine. I'll just
order a barista coffee today on Uber Eats
and then it turns up
and it's full of whipped cream and chocolate tall.
It's like out of a cartoon.
Like it was the tallest chocolate whipped cream covered coffee.
I'm like Sam, you're not going to sleep for a week.
You can't have that.
She's a mother as well.
She's getting up taking kids to school.
There's a lot.
You need the caffeine.
Yeah, yeah.
And you can't be doing the Uber Eats every day.
No, and I was not prepared.
So that very next morning I woke up
and I just looked at that empty space on the bench
where my coffee machine used to sit.
Sorry, Sam.
someone who's never broken up with a partner that I've like
live with that intimately and been with, did you
guys have a moment we had to almost like
sit down and divide things up or
is it just kind of happen naturally? So that
we haven't had that moment yet. I guess
we kind of just figure out
well we're both open people so
I think we'll just figure it out as we go.
Yeah and you'll remain friends
and yeah yeah yeah and we've got kids
so we're going to work together like
we're on good terms. It's just a funny situation
to be like oh yeah well who does get the
coffee machine. Yeah who gets that
Who gets that?
Did you have any animals?
No.
I split up with a partner in Hawks Bay
and I haven't seen the animal for five years now.
Wait, you had a joint pet?
Lost custody, did you?
Lost custody, I guess, yeah.
What was the animal?
It was a Japanese Shih Tzu.
It was a dog?
It was a dog.
Yeah, we had a dog together.
I never said a dog since.
Oh, isn't it so sad.
It was really sad, but you've got to move on, I guess.
Yeah, that's hard guess.
So, like, if you want to come see the dook, I'd have come see me?
Nah.
It's probably not.
It's tough.
So how did you decide who got the dog?
Well, they initially brought the dog a couple months before I met them.
We kind of had the dog together and then, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
That was the end.
Do you pay dog support?
How no.
That's who is now.
Sorry about it.
I only get to see the dog anymore.
Oh, that much goes to dog support every week.
And hey, I just take it's expensive dog, so yeah.
Who's the dick now, mate?
We'd love to open it up on 0800 the edge.
What did they get in the breakup?
Yeah, it's a good question because I've never, you know.
Without going too, like, heavy on.
it. Yeah, you don't lose custody of your children, don't call us.
TV's a classic. Oh, yeah. I was flatting and I had to give it back my TV.
Very sad. Or like maybe you used to like comfort every night wear his hoodie and it like,
it was just your thing. Like instead of wearing a dressing gun and he's like give it back and you're like, oh my God.
That's my high school leaving hoodie. Give it back. Exactly. And you're like, oh my God, no,
not my hoodie. Appliances, things from the house. I think for people who have like a big record
collection, which you split up the records.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
It's time for the top three.
Today we went to a leaving lunch of one of our good friends from the office.
Musicman Phippsy, you might know him as Hamish.
He left and on the way out they gave him a small bottle of fireball whiskey
as an ode to a work party a few years back where he drank an entire bottle of fireball
and ended up being sick in someone's handbag.
And they gave it to him and at lunch he just ripped the cap off, scald it back.
And it was just an absolute legend.
did everyone at the table?
It was a mini bottle, so I don't want to...
Top small. Yeah, not a whole bottle.
But still, shocking.
I was sitting opposite him with just a sight to behold.
So this is last that works.
I have your top three things to do on your way out of a workplace.
It's that time of the day.
The time to get your news.
Brought to you by...
Using a knife to stir your tea at work because it's lunchtime and all the spoons are gone.
And presented by...
Harrison Keith's new glasses.
Head to the Adjavos to check him out.
It's the edge top.
All right, top three things you need to do on your way out of a workplace.
One.
Find someone you didn't really get along with and say, just pull them aside for a chat and go,
hey, mate, just want to say to you, don't listen to what everyone else says about you.
I actually think you're all right and then leave.
Mind games.
No, that's a mean.
That's mean.
I like it.
Because then that person's going to think that everyone's, like, what is everyone saying about me to make this guy say this?
The point.
Mean.
Mean.
Number two thing to do on your way out of a workplace.
Two.
start a slow clap for yourself?
Because the thing about a slow clap is no one ever knows
who started it.
They just see it when it's built.
So you kind of go, we wait until someone goes,
are you leaving today?
You just go.
See, I disagree.
I would say I always would know who's starting a slow clap.
You always look to where the clap started.
You always know it's done as a slow clap.
That's the point.
If it was a regular applause, then you don't know where it starts.
But notoriously, when it's a slow clap,
someone's got a...
Someone's starting it.
It's quite obvious, yeah.
And when it's yourself, Sean,
That's sad.
You're right, it is sad.
Three.
Third thing to do when you're leaving your workplace for the last time is just leave a trail of post-it notes all over the office.
Like hide them in books, in between, you know, utensils.
Just hide little post-notes everywhere so that for months there's a trail of you.
And they'll never forget you because in a year's time, we'll find a post-it note and go,
damn, is that Sean's?
Didn't they go leave two years ago?
Kind of like that.
Is there something on the posted notes?
Yeah, little messages, little hate notes of people you don't like,
little love notes if you do like, little pitches.
That kind of did happen with a guy that left The Edge years ago.
His name was Damien.
And you know that thing where you do like the OK sign,
but you have to do it below your waist.
And then if you look at it, you've got a punch.
So he left little pieces of paper with that sign on it everywhere, everywhere.
So you're right.
Big years, Sean, you're right.
We were like, oh, Damien.
Exactly.
That is a good idea.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Top three
Your Avos Head Harder
With Sean, Steph and Harrison
The Edge
Here's a news story that's topical
And I think close to both the hearts
of Harrison Keith here
And our very nurse Sam
Our producer
Because
This happened in the Hawks Bay
Harrison
Oh, yeah
And it happened in a hospital
Sam
Wow
Perfect, I'm interested
I feel left out
How could I be connected to this story?
Oh, because you're a massive stoner
So you're thinking
There we go.
So the story is, at a Hawks Bay hospital shared lunch,
a lot of the nurses and doctors unwillingly had a big slice of cake
that had weed baked into it.
And so if you're...
At a hospital?
Yeah, it's crazy, eh?
It's so bad.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
It's a great spot to mong out from a weed cake, I guess, isn't it?
How?
Because you're at a hospital.
Yeah, but it's like fluoride.
recent lighting.
There's not going to sit.
Have you ever sat in a waiting room?
It's the most uncomfortable seating.
I'll put you in a room.
So this is the thing.
Two of the people ended up in
the emergency care because of it.
Which is like, I think just to make them feel better
because it's a weed cake, like you're fine.
I've been drugged before in a weed cake.
My old flatmate made brownies.
Didn't tell us there was weed inside.
They obviously, I love baking.
So I had one and then I was like,
that was mean because I'm another.
And then she looked at me and was like,
yeah.
And I was like, why you're laughing?
And then I ate it, and then it kicked in.
And then all my other flatmates are like,
does anyone else feel weird?
We were all drugged.
It was actually crazy.
I thought I was going to have a heart attack.
And because, like, a friend's told me,
because I'm an angel.
I'd never delve on any of that kind of stuff.
But the brownies of the cakes are the most decadent way to...
Lethal.
Lethal.
Like, out-of-body experience.
You're a seal.
You're a dead seal.
Sean knows about that, don't you?
Oh, it's crazy.
Yeah, me and we're doing this show, maybe four years ago.
I was filling in back when.
it was Sharon, Jaden and producer Dan, and I was filling in with Sharon and Dan,
and we got sent some listener cake, and we decided to eat it, and Sharon's like, don't eat it,
don't eat listener food, like sometimes it's drug, and we're like, nah, it'll be fine,
and it obviously had weed in it.
I'll be full disclosure at the time.
It was just after lockdown.
I had a little bit of a tolerance.
I was kind of fine.
I was doing the radio show, but I was like not in a place to do a radio show.
Dan, the boss had to come in and ask Dan to leave.
Because we were doing like these long-ass chats, and Dan would lose what he was thinking about.
He'd start talking about real intense things
and then you'd forget what he was talking about
and then made him have a water and go for a walk
and then come back.
You couldn't handle it.
I'd hate that to happen in here.
I feel like I'd say a bad word or something, you know?
Like swear or something on accident.
It's like chatting about aliens and stuff.
Yeah.
Wow.
Anyway, our thoughts and prayers.
Everyone's okay.
Can I say, though,
if you did ever want to send some cake into the show,
we can we announce your address
just in case you wanted to send some cake in.
It's media works here at Auckland.
Yeah.
Any cake.
Not so I'm going to try it.
I do love cake.
Thank you.
I do love cake.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Hey, hope you enjoyed the podcast.
This is the podcast outro.
Usually this part isn't actually part of the radio show.
This is kind of exclusive just for you.
We do a poll every day called the Arvopolo.
You probably know that if you've listened this far.
Yesterday Harrison ran quite an intense poll, which was...
Sorry.
Who's not funny?
Yeah.
Who's not funny.
Brutal poll.
I never checked the results of these because it's a bit fragile.
So I didn't want to check it.
Sure lost the poll.
I won the poll.
I won it, which means that you won it.
You won it.
But I saw the numbers actually and I saw you and I were like 2% apart, which makes you feel
better.
If I won it by a landslide, I'd be devastated.
Yeah.
It was all pretty close.
But Steph said, did you see who voted for each person?
Yeah.
So what I do with these polls normally is I go into each of us just to see out of the people
that we like know, like maybe mutual friends or whatever, or bosses, who, who,
who votes for who and what poll?
It's crazy.
I haven't seen it.
You've never done it?
I've seen it and I've just don't need to know anybody's.
But Dan from the breakfast show, Dan,
Webby said to me at lunch today,
he goes, sorry for voting for you in the not funny poll.
And I was like, what?
He goes, your name was just at the top.
I had to vote for someone so I could see the results.
I haven't even seen that you'd voted, mate.
But awesome.
Yeah, there's another person from the edge
who voted for you, unfortunately.
Do you want me to tell you this?
Because I do have the information with me now.
You screenshoted it?
No, no, no, it's just in the archives.
Oh, yeah.
Can I open it as well?
Can we guess who?
No, let me tell you, Sean.
No, Sean, don't open up.
Okay.
Who do you reckon voted for you from here?
I don't want to answer that question.
Do I think from each?
Say one name.
Well, go around everyone.
Is it like an announcer?
It's something from the office.
It's an announcer.
Okay, there's not many of us.
Who do I think vote of me?
So it'd be and another announcer voted for Sean as being not funny.
It's brutal.
Yes?
Yes.
Was it yes?
No.
Okay, that's good.
Love yes.
Of course it's not yes.
Was it Cal?
No.
Oh, I'm running through them now.
It's getting worse.
I don't know.
It's getting close to the other people think I'm hilarious.
Clint, it's probably Clint.
No.
Well, it's not Meg.
Is that sure it's not Meg?
It was Meg.
No, it's not Meg.
Meg!
Meg!
No!
Meg's not a person I feel like has my back!
I'm showing them.
Oh my God, no.
I never would have been sick to that.
Do you know what?
Would really hurt.
Breast yourself.
Oh, God.
The official the EGNZ account for it.
Wow.
Who's running the EGNZ?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Who does run that?
I don't know.
I've lost access to that.
Now, let's move on to me.
Let's move on to me because, I mean, we've all got people that have voted for us, obviously.
But one name in particular, I went down my list.
And honestly, I didn't recognize any names.
But there was one I recognized.
Let me find her.
name I found her.
I was like, I recognise that name.
How do we know that person?
They clicked into her account
and it's Harrison's girlfriend.
Voted for me.
Wow.
Yeah, wow.
I thought I made a good impression on Sarah.
Of course you made a good impression.
Oh, okay.
I don't know what to say to that.
But that's okay.
Shall we run through yours?
Yeah, let's go.
There's definitely a name that looks very familiar
to me in the list of people
who voted for Harrison in the poll
of who's not funny.
Oh, God.
My mom.
Oh, shout out.
I'm a smugged.
Oh, no.
My mom.
Olly chick, big fan.
Love you, Olly.
Olly, say up.
Olly.
Olly, chick, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He would say that.
Yeah.
Sorry, my best friend, Brad voted for you, Steph.
Oh, sad God.
He hasn't met you, though, is no.
You're Sarah vote of you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's so brutal.
Your house, did we know in any of us?
No, I'm trying.
Sorry, Tom Keith voted for Steph?
Who's that?
Who's Tom Keith?
That's my dad.
Your dad voted for Steph?
Did you rally your whole family to vote for Steph?
My mom voted.
I'm trying to tell anybody about this poll.
Like, clearly our families hate each other.
Oh, there's beef.
There's Keith Monk's beef.
That's funny.
That's funny that my dad's voted for me.
Oh, Jamie, from the office voted for you, Harrison.
Oh, shout out, Jamie.
I think that was on.
only because it was your idea and it was just like payback, you know?
Your idea for that poll.
What's the excuse for them voting for me?
I don't know.
Anyway, thanks everyone for tip of four, but voting in that poll, by the way.
Thanks, guys.
It's fun.
No, no, no, thanks.
Hey, fuck you for voting in that poll as well.
I was like.
Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
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