The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #106: Our exclusive interview with cheating CEO from Coldplay concert...

Episode Date: July 18, 2025

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This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the podcast. Big show today. Big old bloody show. I challenge the Arvopolo for who, which one of us is not funny? Because you got a crown not funny yesterday.

Not anymore, my friend. Not anymore. Just that ours we did today, which is absolutely insane. We talked to the guy who had the affair at the Coldplay concert. Yeah. That was crazy. Yeah, I can't believe it. He's like a long-time listener.

And, yeah, called through. to share his side of the story. Enjoy. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Yeah! Yeah!

Welcome to the show. The vibes are high. Sean, Steph and Harrison. What a show we've got. Yo! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! End up this afternoon.

Your chance to win 10K first. We've got that CEO who is making out with his mistress at a cold play concert. He joins us on the show. Big get. Yeah, a huge get. Yeah, he's released his statement,

which turns out to be not true. So I guess we're going to hear for the first time what was going through was mine when he was caught on camera at a Colplay concert on the Kiss Cam with his head of his HR lady at his company.

I'll be honest, I haven't seen many stories about this happening to people but this must happen quite often, eh? You know the Warriors? Like we've got the Pukkaham like do you reckon anyone's like cuddling or patching and it cuts them as like oh my God?

Oh my God, watch it night now. Watching TV home like oh my God. Imagine finding out that's how your partner's treating on you. Had you get caught or that? Having an affair on the Poo Kuna Cam That is the most Kiwi thing What I think has ever happened That would be funny

Your Avos Head Harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge 10,000 bucks up for grabs The Edge 10K EZ money If you've never played before The way it works

We'll give you a letter between E and Z You've got 30 seconds Steph will read out 10 questions All you need to do is within the time Answer with a word of that letter for each question, win yourself $10,000. All thanks to BNZ, who actually, even if you play today,

are hooking you up with $100 to start helping your saving goals. Let's go to the phones on 0,800 the edge. She's from Fakhatana. She just had the flow, along with her entire household. Please welcome to the show, Ash. Hey, Ash. Hello. Ash, I just want a flagged with you here.

It says that you've had the flu in the entire household and you also work in hospital. I think you need to, how do I say this nicely, I think you need to balance out your work-life balance a little bit. It's a bit unhealthy at the moment. Yeah, I totally agree. Yeah, don't bring your work home with your ash, you know? Yeah, and don't bring you home to work, if you know what I'm saying there? Yeah, I know what you're saying.

Yeah. Kicking a woman while she's down this afternoon. Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, about that. Yeah, it sounds gnarly, though. So many people have been either getting COVID lately or Influenza A. Was that the one you've had, Ash, Influenza A? Yeah, so at the same time we had Influenza A and RSV in the house. No.

Yeah. Because my youngest got RSB, why we all had flu A as well. Oh, see, I haven't got kids, but when I do have kids, I'm going to give them the old concrete pill, you know what I mean? Oh, I'm sure you'll get plenty of sickness. Yeah, good luck with that one, Harrison. Yeah. Oh, well, we feel for you, Ash. Well, $100, that'll be making you feel a little bit better. But let's try and up the ante to a huge 10,000 right now with easy money.

30 seconds, one letter. You can pass and hopefully we'll have time to get back to it. No repeated answers, and your time will begin when I finish saying the first category. Your letter will be the letter E. E for... E! Oh, that doesn't know. No, we won't accept that.

There's an answer, there's an answer. E for Einstein. E for endometriosis. I'm an ally. E for influenza, A, B, C, D.E. Is that one? No, I don't think so. No, no.

So no. All right, here you go. It'll probably be one next year. Oh, yeah. God, pray for us all. Okay, Ash, 30 seconds. $10,000 on the line right now. Please name for us with the letter E.

A feeling A Taylor Swift song Pass An animal with wings Eagle A children's character Elmo A singer

Elvis Presley Something you write A body part Is A TV show Time So sorry So sorry

You got halfway there It was hard One that you skipped Was a Taylor Swift song Can I ask Are you a Taylor's for a fan or nah? I used, I thought I was, but clearly not. Yeah, you could have, I wouldn't have known any of these,

but you said, Unchanted, everything has changed in game. And something you were right, you could have said email or essay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's so much easier when you're playing when you're not playing. Right. It is so much easier. Yeah.

A hundred percent. But hey, 100 bucks. Coming your way, Ash. Cool, thank you. All thanks to BNZ. up your master your money so you can start acing whatever you're doing from day one. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Sorry, unprofessionally here. Nurse Sam outproducer just scolded Harrison coming into that break. Are you right, mate? No, she just said you should have a sign on the front and back of you saying, I'm not funny. She's losing it at this? I just tried to do a joke out in the common area at the work and they thought it was serious and they'd probably think I'm a diva now.

It's really embarrassing. Oh. Yeah. And we're kind of counselling you and then Nurse Sam's gone, no, mate. Yeah, throw me under. Cheers, Sam. Love that for you.

Yeah, Sam. I love it. Poor, it's nice that someone's laughing today because over America. Oh, man. A lot of upset people I can imagine after a... Actually, I think a lot of people

are laughing at this. Actually true. Although my heart does kind of go to the wife of a CEO or a man, just a man. A man was caught on the kiss cam, dancing very closely behind another woman

that turns out to be not his wife and the reason this has gone viral today is because as soon as a kiss cam goes on them normally a kiss cam it's like a beautiful moment between a couple and they see themselves on the screen and they're like oh my God we're on the screen they either kiss or they like laugh giggly

or like they have their moment right not the case with this one they both panic he quickly ducks out of the shot She turns around so all you can see is the back of her. Some chick next to them is just awkwardly laughing into the camera. And then Colplay frontman, Chris Martin, is heard on the mic saying this. Oh, look at these two. All right, camera is you okay?

Oh, what? Either they're having an affair. Well, the internet's done. The wonderful thing the internet does. And they have figured out, yeah, well, yeah, he is having an affair. some CEO of some tech company, and that is not the person that he's married to. She, the woman that he is dancing very closely with, is the HR director of the company. That is insane.

It truly is. And do you know what it's really inappropriate, but would have been more appropriate is if they just didn't move? Yep. Because no one would like clip this and look into it. Yep. Oh, cute couple. Yep. And instead they overreacted so intensely.

Yep. Oh gosh. Yeah. Now, we have to welcome Digital Girl Clare onto the show right now because how does it feel Clara having your Coldplay breakup story kind of outshone here really? Yeah look Steph I'm not actually happy about this

Coldplay was meant to be my traumatic concert and it's now been taken away from me in such a global scale and to not be the centre of attention anymore when it comes to having the worst experience at a Coldplay concert it's been pretty tough it's been a tough day. Because you were as well people thought cold play and they thought oh that was that girl

that digital producer from the edge got broken up with at that show didn't they? Yeah, well, also even during the show, it was well waiting for the Uber after the show. So what is the story? For people that have missed it, what is Digital Girl Clara's traumatic Coldplay breakup? Me and my boyfriend in four and a half years went to Coldplay together. You know, the moments where you're hugging each other, you're embracing. You're like, I'm so in love.

I love this. And then as we're leaving, I'm waiting for the Uber. This man just looks. And he's like, I can't do this anymore. And he starts hysterically crying. Luckily, luckily I had a lot of Pino-No-Noise, so I couldn't quite feel anything. And then, yeah, no, we've been broken up ever since. So, great.

No, it was great. It was great. Ouch. Well, add another couple to the list. Just time and a place for that, though, way, Clara. That was real sad for her. Pre-Uber. They didn't have to take an Uber.

At that point, did you go, I'll get my own ride, or you just jumped in with him? I just jumped in with him. But I kind of wish I got dumped on the Jumbatron now. You know? Like, why not? Why not do that? In front of everybody. But up next on the show, we do have the man himself, the CEO.

Believe it or not, we've got in touch with him. No, no, he's got in touch with us. Did he? Really? He listens. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what's his name?

Andy, some Andy Byron? Yeah, Andy Byron. The actual CEO. From Boston. Yeah, yeah. The guy that was on the kiss cam has reached out because there's all these, like, fake statements that he's supposedly released today. And he wants to say his peace. He's good to go, though.

Nurse Sam, producer, he's good to go next? Yeah. Wow, okay. All right. Yeah. All right. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Big story today.

CEO, Andy Byron, caught no one knew who he was. We know who he is because he's going to be on the show. That's a bad way to set it up. Yeah, I got you. It is the edge. Sean, Steph, Ann Harrison. Wow, you would have heard about it.

We were just discussing it. A CEO from Muraka, he runs a tech company over there. His name's Andy Byron. And he was caught out on the big screen kiss cam vibes at a cold play show last night with none other. and the HR department manager at said company, same company that he runs.

So it is confirmed that it's an affair? Yeah, well, they were very touchy fairly with each other. And then as soon as the kiss cam went on, then he ducked out of the way, she turned around. The stuff doesn't right itself, eh? But of course, Andy has actually gotten in touch with us, believe it or not. He wants to clear the year. Yeah, believe it or not, he does join us on the phone. Andy, welcome, mate.

What are you going to say for yourself? There you guys, thanks for having me. A long-time listener of the Adjovos. Oh, really? All right from, I saw you're in Boston, Massachusetts. That's a long way to listen. Do you listen on Rover? Yeah, R-O-V-A Rover.

I would try to win the coupé. Yeah, but the time difference. He must be listening at like 2 in the morning. We are giving away a car on Rover. He is right about that. Yeah, I want to win the coupon. What have you got to say for yourself, Annie? This is despicable behavior.

I just want to clear the air. I want to tell everybody what really happened today. Okay. Okay, we saw it. We saw what happened. Well, I just want to say it's not what it looked like. Okay, she was choking, and I was actually doing the high-malig maneuver. Okay, because she looked pretty happy in the video.

She didn't seem like she was choking. No, well, it kind of went from the choke to like I was just trying to teach her how to do a golf swing. So she wanted to play turn around to my golf, and I did that for her. Oh, that's why you were behind her. Okay. Were you helping her short game at Coldplay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, so went to that But then she had like period pain

Yeah, so I got the old wheat pack out And just put that on her belly Oh, that's why your hands were down by her tummy Because she had period pain Didn't it look like it Yeah, which was kind of transferred Until I tried to start a conga line At the concert

But no one was really joining in Oh, so that sort of was a For the one Republic concert Yeah, can you just hold on please I'm just hold on Sorry, what was the question Who was that? Was that your wife or was that the HR?

Exactly. It was that. No, that was just a frame from work. We're heading to the one with public costs. A piece of work, mate. You're a piece of work. Yeah, no, I just want to clear that it wasn't a fair. No, sorry, sorry, it wasn't fair.

It wasn't fair. It wasn't a fair or it wasn't fair? It wasn't a fair. It wasn't fair. It wasn't fair. It was a car and affair. It wasn't. Okay, it was glad.

Thank you, mate. Andy, appreciate you clear in the year. I think we're all a lot. about what's happened? I'm more confused. I'm also a little more confused. Thanks, guys. I appreciate you. Respecting my honesty. All right, he's gone. Now, that was the man who was caught having an affair on the cold play kiss cam last night.

I actually feel it. Sorry for me. Doesn't make sense to you? All the excuses I think all the excuses are very valid. Really? Interesting. Yeah. Interesting. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. I'm on a journey, New Zealand, to find you a fact that is so good, so resurable.

It sticks in your brain for the rest of your life. Sean's five-star fact He's never been able to do it before We are the 18th of July Today could be the day Oh god, hopefully How many facts are you in Sean Close to 100

Well since January I stopped counting because it was sad And you guys made fun of me For how many it was It was sad Sean I got a 4.9 yesterday You did yesterday Was probably the best fact

You've ever done on the show Yeah Which is crazy I still think the fact That hippos can't swim Was quite good But no one else seems to think that It's so generic that

one. What was yesterday's one again? Was that the one about the kidneys? Yeah. When you have a kidney transplant, your old kidney stays in your body. They don't get rid of it, just shove it next to it. That's crazy. Just thumb it in. All right, Sean, well, as your judging panel,

myself Harrison and producer, Nurse Sam, we're looking for a fact that's shareable, that's original, and that's well-performed. I said it was a pick-a-path today with a fact, so I thought I'd give you two options. I've got one fact about Marding Garrick's song animals, and this is going from, um, Steph, singing it to your dog

who's... Animals. No. She was saying... She wasn't. I was singing... She wasn't. We are the party animals.

Do you guys remember this from your childhood? Okay, that's the confusion. I thought you were singing Martin Garrick's animals to your dog and I thought that was inappropriate. No. Okay, well... But okay, interesting. So one's about Martin Garrick song Animals

and the other... The other fact is about feces and space. Oh. I mean... I think we all agree. Feceseces and space. Pretty exciting.

It's a no-brainer. Today's five-star fact is on the Apollo space mission there was a phantom poop on board floating around and none of the astronauts to this day have owned up to it. Boy, that's good, eh?

It's one of the thing with the old pick of path doesn't it? Because you actually never know if the other one would have been better. Yeah. Well, you don't like that enough. It sounds like a rumor. Yeah, it doesn't seem factual. No, they've all come out and talked about

is a poo floating around? And they were like, no one's ever said it was theirs? Tim, was that yours? No? Well, I'm also having my late lunch. It's kind of put me off a little bit. And it feels so unrelatable to us. Yeah, we don't have a rocket ship, Sean.

You chose the poop in space fact. I can't... I feel like this isn't on me. Can you quickly say the Martin Garrick's fact? Okay. The Martin Garrick's fact is... When Martin Garrick's released animals, he was only 16 years old

and had to have parental guardians for the first five years of his DJ career because he couldn't play in clubs alone. Five. Oh, that would have been an amazing fact. That's a great fact. That's a great fact, Sean. He was 16.

He was 16. He was playing with these nightclubs in Ibiza. That's crazy. You did that. 16. When he made this. Fortunately, though, looking at the rules, hold on. Yeah, no, it does say you have to go with the first fact given,

not the second. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, no. Okay, well, what are we rating the feces in space? They're producer, nurse, Sam. Feces. in space is funny

because it's true I've done some fact checking I have done some fact checking there was definitely a floating turd That is funny! That's a good fact! That is a good fact I give it a three Yeah

Yeah it doesn't wow me I would have loved a little sound effect or something too Come on you're talking about feces me Yeah just to jazz it up That's on me that's on me I'll give it a three as well Sam That's a fair score Yeah at least of a fact more of a rumour to me

so, mate, you get a one. She didn't fact check it, but no, still a rumour. Still think it's a rumour, really, isn't it? Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. If you're not familiar, we do a poll on our social media Edge Arvos is the Instagram.

It's called the Arvo Polo. I've always wanted to get to do that part. Yeah, you're lucky you got away with that today, mate. And every Friday we get a chance to challenge the polls this week. If we don't agree with the results, this is just kind of, they're all done on

It's a snapshot into what you think about us. When we say we don't agree, it usually means you have won a poll that nobody wants to win, or you've lost a poll that you wanted to win. Exactly. And producer-neur-s-sam, runs us through how the polls went this week. So, this week on Monday we had, who's the most ticklish? Steph won, Harrison lost. Oh, yeah.

You were away on Monday. I came up with that one in the hopes that Sean, wanted to challenge it and we like hold him down and just kind of tickle torture him. Oh really? Yeah. I'm definitely the most ticklish. I hate being touched yet. Really?

Definitely would have been me. Are you? No. Are you? No. Okay. What else have we got, Sam? We've got who'd have the most seconds.

So who would, you know, after eating, who'd go back for the most seconds? Oh yeah. I remember this. Harrison was back for Tuesday's poll. I remember now. He, yes, he won. Steph lost that one. Yes.

And then we had Who is not funny? Sean won that one. That was a touchy one. That was... It's a harshly worded poll because I don't think I'd mind as much for it was who's the least funny.

One of us has to win that's okay. I think we're all funny. It's who's not funny. It was the wording for me. That was the most intense poll I think we've ever run. That was a lot. Yeah.

Have you recovered after that one? Yeah. Yeah. No. No. Not really. Okay. And Sam yesterday? And then yesterday we had

Who Looks the best in Harrison's new glasses and Harrison won that one Thank God And Steph lost that one Thank God So who won most this week Harrison? Who won most this week? Yes Harrison's got two wins

Have you got like a, I don't know This is the time, have you got like a mid-year recap on how the results are going? Is it there at all or no? A mid-year recap You just want me to whip that up now And that's why I ask kindly I'm sorry for who produces Sam

Great idea though We could put that on socials and stuff But just so who's in the lead who's won the most, blah, blah, blah. I just thought it may have been in the area in the system. Yeah, Sam, why isn't it there, Sam? I don't know. I'll have to talk to the boss. Sam, where's the media recap right now on the squad?

Give us a recap. Be fast. Break it down. Okay, now's the chance that we'd challenge the polls, I think. I would love to challenge who's not funny. Well, who do you think should have won that then? I don't know who should have won that, but I shouldn't have won that. If you want to challenge it, you're going to say who should have won that.

I think we'll figure out with the challenge who should have won that. I am literally the member of the show that does stand-up comedy and has done for three years having a show in the New Zealand Comedy Festival this year. And I know that's braggy to say, but you're asking me if I'm funny. I think I'm professionally funny. I'm a professional comedian by definition.

I've got an idea on how to settle this. When Sean was away recently, Harrison and I did this fun thing where we call out to businesses in Altero, just random places, and get them to giggle, just naturally. Yeah. No jokes, just conversations several.

we can make them laugh. Yeah. Okay. So, for example, Harrison, you called a, Rebel? Rebel Sports. Yeah, yeah. And I was saying, like, oh, I'm looking for a Lacey number. Yeah.

Sorry, what was that? I've got the runs at the minute. Oh, no. Oh, I mean to say, I'm going on runs at the moment. But it's, but it sounded like I said, I've got the runs. Okay, so that's a laugh you got. Steph, this is your call to... I called briskos, but I notoriously suck at prank call, so I don't.

I'm cracking myself up. My question. My question is... Okay, so this is the laugh that Steph got? Yeah, no. Yeah, none. Well, no, there was lots of laughter, just not with Brady on the phone.

That's crazy. Someone's exxed him, like, Kayla's a section, saying, ma'am, Sean is op-shop humor at best. What does that even mean? I don't know. I don't know what that means. If you're talking to op-shop, the clothing store, or the band, thank you.

I like both of them. They're a funny band. Okay, well, are you up for the challenge? Sean, you're going to call somewhere random in New Zealand and get them to giggle. Sure. Okay, I've got a couple of songs. I'll call anywhere. All right.

Good luck. Good luck. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Arvo. Polo. It's a poll that we do every day on Edge Arvo's Instagram. And on Friday, we did the Arvo Polo challenge where if someone's not happy with the poll results, you get to challenge one of them.

Sean's been unhappy because he won the poll the other night for Who's Not Funny. Yeah. And it was a landslide by memory. It was quite a big landslide. No, it wasn't. It was close. close. So Sean's decided to...

He were two points apart. You checked that late? I also said that so much later. So it actually changed by that. I've changed a lot. We are going to put Sean to the test right now. We're going to just call out a business in El Tiro and see if you can make them giggle. Yeah, I've decided to call a pub in Christchurch called the Fiddle.

You've reached a little Fiddell. You're speaking with Tom? Oh, how are you, mate? Good. Yourself? Yeah, good, bro. Maybe Friday's going to come through for a drink with my misses later. But she's a bit pack-east.

I thought I'd just get ahead of what's on the menu. Do you guys have a decky palm there? Dick and palm. Chicken. Sorry, Tom. Chicken palm. Sorry, Dick and Palm. Sorry, it's not that big, is it?

I only have to use a few fingers. You know what I'm talking about, eh, Tom? So you want to ask about the menu? Sorry, bro. Chicken palm. Do you guys have a chicken palm? Not really, nah, sorry. No stress, bro.

Hey, you have a great one time. Take care. Cheers. See, mate. Killed that. Well, play. Is that not solace in showing that? Yeah, maybe you are funny, Sean.

Now, can I put a real spanner in the works? Because you, over the last couple of songs, wrote that little gag on your computer screen, didn't you? Did it? No, look at it. Look at my computers, no joke. I didn't have to write it down, really. We're going to see how you go off the cuff.

Sure. What are you? With a place that we choose. You've chosen a pub. You did briskos and rebel sport. Yeah. Come on. So where should we choose?

What's another? Oh, bed bath and beyond. I was thinking what's another mega centre shop. Yeah, you can't use the same gag. Oh, come on. That's a great bit. We'll ask us if we've got a dick and palm. That's a good gag.

In the noon, bed bath and beyond Albany. You're speaking with Christine. Christine? Is this Christine? Yes. Hi, Christine, Sean here. Big fan. Hi.

Hi, how are you? Very well. How are you? Marvelous. Hey, Christine. I just want to know, because I'm after a new duvet cover, right? Love their bath and beyond. A little more expensive than some of the other places I've looked out.

I'll be honest with you. What are your thoughts on the briscoe sales between you and me? Do you reckon they're a bit of a... Do you reckon they're probably not worth that price? You should probably buy them on sale. I really don't know. Because actually, I don't shop there, so I don't know. O'i, Byrne.

Take that briskos? Yeah, me too, man. I'm with you. I'm with you. All right. Hey, thanks. Have a great day. Take care.

You two. Thanks. Bye. Bye. We're calling a funeral home. You got lucky. I'm killing this. You got lucky. Call a mechanic or something.

Oh, yes. Good idea. Good idea. The mechanic, straight speaking. Have that I help. Giddy, Joe. How are? You're not too bad. How can I help? You're not better than me, mate. My missus was trying to park my car this morning, dude. Scraped up the old hubby. He's on the curb there.

You know, it's like women parking in that. Yeah. You know, Joe. Anyway, I thought I was swinging through and find a time that actually I've realized I probably can't make it this afternoon, bro, but I won't take any more of your time, Joe. Cheers, mate, take care. Hey, yeah, cheers.

Cheers. That's a real shame. Sorry, I did have to go sexist. That's not my intention. I played to the crowd. I played the cards I was given. You put me with a mechanic. I can't believe you just got three.

Yeah, it's a real shame. You played it well, though, Sean. What does that mean? Nurse Sam, does that mean that we're changing this of one? I've challenged the avopolo. Am I now officially the funniest member of Sean Stephen Harrison? I think technically you are Oh, well, that's.

Thank you. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Do you know it's crazy? Sean's joined the social club, this whole fiasco joined. I'm Sean joining the social club here at work. Sure, I've got an announcement for you, mate. I have been invited to the social club,

but for the reason that I'm invited for, you're got to be quite angry. Well, you don't have to pay every week to be part of it. They're paying me. They're paying you. Wait, way, way, way. Oh my God, we'll go to next. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. So you two know that I'm part of the work social club. And you always make fun of me for being part of the work social club, which I don't understand. I'm trying to out here, trying to make friends as an adult. No, I think it's great to try and make friends and socialise and things. It just costs money to hang out with colleagues outside of work hours. To me, I'm like, just for me personally, that's not my cup of teak.

That's okay. And see, I was actually all for the social club. Apart from the first social club event, it was a pie and a V event in the morning, and you decided not to go and emailed the social club and say, please hold my pie and my V. When you came to work, it was there sitting for you. It's not the point of the social club.

No, no, it's not the point of the social club, but they changed the times they do it. And I wasn't available those hours. It was the day after the radio awards. You were available. I was quite hungover. Yes, but you were available. Yeah, you were free.

And the whole point is to socialise, right? Yeah, but I missed the first one. I'll hit the next one. What's the next one? Well, the next one. Thank you for asking it. just came through today. It's happening next Tuesday.

You know how the New World burnt down down the road? Yeah. We're all real sad. Oh, God. Yeah. So they've said, so the committee's decided to bring New World to you. So Tuesday next week,

all of our favourites from New World will be popping up here at lunchtime for the social club members. We'll go to have lunch together. I assume someone's going to go to a mass order from the New World, pick up a bunch of fill rolls, maybe some fruit, maybe some little beverages

that we'd all usually get for lunch from the New World anyway, and they're going to bring it to us. And we'll sit and have lunch together I love a new world role God, I miss those So that's mine Should I sponsor? Love you And look at the imagery they sent

They said Someone spent 80 just some graphic designer on that With Aladdin on a whole new world And it's Aladdin writing a new world Do you have to pay extra Or does your monthly fee Coming out of your wages Pay for the food?

Oie, it's not that much It's really hung up on the price It's like $2 a week So the food's free though No, I can pay for it? You pay for it? the food and you have to pay $2 a week? No, no, no, the $2 week you pay

covers everything. So the social club happens like every month and it's just all out of your social club budget. Can I say something about the social club? For all that's set and down, I will actually be attending the social club in a couple weeks. I've had some conversations.

Wait, not this one, the next one. Not this one, I think the next one after. I'm not exactly sure yet. Has they booked you to perform at it? Let's just say, I won't be paying them to join the social club? They'll be paying me to be at the social club. There's no way I'm paying you

for my social club fee. I am so happy that I will be doing a stand-up performance at the social club in a few weeks. I've been shoulder-tapped and poached by the committee and they said, can you please come and do some stand-up? We'll pay you and you can have some drinks and some food

and everything. So hopefully it would be good to see you there, sure not? You are joking. No word of a lie. Harrison, Well, this goes, you're either going to be real stoked for me

or just so angry. Who are you are? They put me for a stand-up gig. What? Congrats, man. Thank you. This is huge. This is huge.

Corporate gig. I mean, this is probably my fourth gig, my fourth gig, maybe. You do some big money in corporate gigs. I know. Sean's money, in fact. So, Sean's paying me to perform the social club. To perform.

This is a social club. Isn't that crazy? That's not, man. This is why I'm not joining. Three years stand-up, three performances over here. That's insane. Oh my God.

Oh my God, he's smugged, Sean. Oh, I am gutted. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. You may have heard that the Mick Rib is back. If you know, you know, and if you don't, it is back. And we have an exclusive giveaway right now. 0800 The Edge in the form of a good old-fashioned Mick Rib, boy.

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Watching my five-year-old nephew's rugby game. At 6.30. It's early. It's still dark. I think the younger you are, the early you start. God. With the Saturday morning sports? Boring.

I know. Sorry, but five-year-old aren't very good at rugby, I don't think. I can't wait for that stage of life. I've got a 14-month-old at home, and obviously, he's just done to walk. So I've got a few years to wait. But I'm so excited for social sport. Or, like, a little good sport. And my niece, she's 10 now, so she used to do this.

So back in Hawkspan, so I used to go and watch her rugby games. Fun. I used to do these things. I just want to run past you guys if these are appropriate or not. Sure. Okay, first one, constantly yell out. Come on, Reth! Yes, no, maybe.

Yeah, I love it, because some other parent will be doing it anyway, so you may as well jump in there. All of us will be. Yeah. I don't know if you need to take it that seriously. They're just kids having fun. No. No. Steph do not offend me right now. That is not what it is okay. It's not good.

Sports not fun. You must win? You have to win. Oh, okay. And their winning is fun. When I'm there on the sideline Find out the girl that he's got a crush on That he's told me about

I know who it is Her name's Olivia She's very cute I shouldn't have said that But I'll say I'll yell out to my nephew Is that the girl you got a crush on watching Oh

Just embarrassing a little bit I True Story quit Pippins on the first day Because I was embarrassed Because someone was like Do you like Thomas And I was like No

And I totally did And I was like six and I was like, mum, I'm never going back. They know who I like. What's Pippins? Pippins is like the one before Brownies. What's Brownies? Are you joking, mate?

You grew up with sisters. It's like... Scouts? Yeah, but the girl version. Yeah. I just guessed that. Hey, producer nurse Sam? How would you describe brownies?

It's like... Yeah, it's like Boy Scouts, but girl version. Yeah. Brownies. Do you have one of the girls scouts? Some do. I think some do. Oh, okay.

Maybe it was just mine that was brownies. I don't know. Yeah. I want to say yes and call them out for that, I reckon. I don't think you can call... Sorry, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm with you.

Yeah. I think she means like the slice, by the way. I was going to say, I don't think you call that. No, it's like cool guides. It's like that. Anyway, anyway, keep going. Yep. The irony of it being on the North Shore, I can imagine.

Oh, come on. Say that I'm going to eat, I'm going to bring all the oranges for the half time for the team and eat all the oranges and just serve them the slices, the peels. No, you can't do that. Just to screw with their heads a little bit. They get all excited, but now, boys, you got to earn it. No, don't do that.

Give you some later, you know. Swap out for the ref because I know more about reffing. Nah, I'd tell let them do it. You reckon? Yeah. Okay, maybe a no. Get out at the team. You'll never make it in this sport.

The other team. Yeah, the other team. At the other team. You're not my nephew's team. Yeah, no, no. No, I love it. I mean, probability dictates none of them will make it to all blacks. Sure. Exactly.

I'm just saying simple math will say that it's unlikely that any of these kids end up being all blacks. So Harrison's given a reality check, I guess. Yeah, also yell out to them, grow up, you idiot! No, don't insult them, Harrison. They're just there to have fun. Okay, yell out to the kid that's eyeing up my nephew on the other team and yell out to him, so you had a rough sleep last night, your mum and I couldn't stop. These are five-year-olds?

Yes, they are five-year-olds. I'm going to say no. I'm going to say no of that. I don't think they quite would even understand the diss. Really? Yeah. I hope not. Parents would.

Don't be happy. No, right no. They'd be unhappy. Right no. No, okay. Got a couple more. Stand in the way on the trial line so they can't put the ball down. No, let the kids just have some fun.

Okay. Throw another rugby ball onto the field to confuse them, but end up playing two different games and look like complete idiots. That would be so funny one. That's a funny one. I'm going to say that yes. Okay. And final one, which is one I used to do with my niece's rugby games,

bark at the kids and run after them in the field. Yeah? No, because then you're the weird guy that barks at kids, Harrison. Not the weird. I'm the one who backs my fano. I'm going to write. Maybe maybe for that one. Yeah, I'll write maybe. It's pretty considerate.

Feel the vibe. Well, thanks guys. I'm excited for the game tomorrow morning. Yeah. Same. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Join in studio by the rising Kiwi band that is borderline. You may have heard this song, New Romantics.

Sorry, new romance. We're getting confused with Ricky Reid's song, Over Romantic. A lot of Kiwiwai. us being romantic at the moment. I know. It's a lot of it. It's a lot of it. It's like, God, I've made a terrible first impression. Oh, good one, Sean. And now they're going to get super famous and they're going to remember this. And they're going to spite me. We'll never let you live it down.

Yeah, no, that's that. Idiot. She goes from Auckland. How long have you been a band for? Probably about three years. But me and Matt have been playing together since we were like seven years old. We grew up together. We went to school together. Well, everyone's saying that Borderline is kind of the next big New Zealand band to blow up. Like everyone is loving you guys. No, seriously. I've heard it from many people.

And so we came up with this kind of concept. You know you've seen the Billy Elish videos that she gets asked the same questions here on year. As her success kind of grows, would you guys be keen? We're totally keen, yeah. You do have to promise me that you keep having to come back every year to answer the same question.

Are you sure? 100%. Today, July 2025. How many Instagram followers do you have? 12.8,000 followers on Instagram. Pretty decent. Yeah, TikTok's 20.8, I think. What's your biggest regret?

Honestly, meeting these guys, like it's so hard being in a band with them and I hate it and I just wish I was at uni or working or something. Stop, that's a great answer. I'm going to keep that. Can you describe your style of music in three words? Funky, catchy. Saucy.

And saucy. Maybe not a man of... Sourcy. Okay. What country would you love to visit? Italy. Italy, yeah. Oh, completely.

I like that. We've had this conversation. How often do you get recognized in public? Occasionally, like, if you go out in a high foot traffic area, maybe like once or twice in a day if you're... Really? Once or twice? Yeah, man. I'm the front man. You sit behind the drum kit. What do you think? This is why my dream. My dream is to be one of the other three members of Coldplay.

Because they're like, they're what, like the biggest band in the world? And they can like, no one knows who they have. All the success But yeah The animinity Okay, I got two more for you guys Alright I love that answer

I was a bad I was Do you think you're successful Yes Yeah I mean This is our job We play in a band It's hard to complain

Without sounding like a dick You know Yeah That's pretty good Yeah Final one What do you want to say To yourself in a year

Keep doing what you do You're enjoying it So don't change anything Is your best friends You know And hopefully I hope you're making a lot More money

Yeah yeah That's a good one I can't wait to listen to this back in a year's time. I know, me too. That's awesome, guys. Thanks for answering those. The board focus. I'll have to do. Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Big story today. I'm sure you've seen it online. A CEO was caught having an affair with his HR executive live on a cold play kiss cam. Embarrassing. So I've got your top three places that I wouldn't want to be spotted having an affair. Not that I can don't have an affair. But if I was having one, I wouldn't want. want to be spotted in these places.

It's that time of the day. The time to get your news. Brought to you by... That brief period in 2018 when people on the internet were eating Tidepods. Oh yeah, that was crazy. What was a Tidepod? The laundry thing. Does it look real yum?

Yeah, tablets. Oh, like actual laundry powder. Liquid. Little liquid lines. Yeah, dishwashing tablet vibes. Yeah. Yeah. And presented by...

A set of tongs that has got bent in the drawer and doesn't quite line up right anymore. You've tried to pick up a sausage? You're like, I can't... I can't get it. I can't, I'm just gonna use my fingers. It's the edge top three. Top three faces, I would not want to be spotted having an affair. One.

Caught out by the camera on the log flume at Rainbow's End, and then it's posted to their subsequent Facebook page, and then have someone comment on it and go, Sean, is that you with so-and-so? And go, damn it. Yeah, crazy time to make a move on somebody, I'd say, going down to fall at the log flu. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

Embarrassing for everyone. Like the girl's arms are like up, ah-ha, ha! And then Sean's just behind. Yeah. Just like being a little life jacket in a way. Yeah, cupped the breasts from behind or something. It's something that would Sean would do. I was trying to keep her dryer.

It was the log for him. Yeah, probably keep her face dry or something. Two. Caught out by the... Caught out at a pink concert? Because I don't know what's worse, that you had an affair or that you went to a pink concert. Hey, I like that one.

That one was for Steph. She hates pink. Yeah, thanks, Sean. Three. The third place I'd hate to get caught having an affair is on Google Street View. Oh, that's a good one. I feel like you wouldn't see it coming. You know, that's fate. That's fate at that point.

It's on the internet forever. Anyway, that was... It's The Edge. Top Three. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Happy Friday. It's the weekend, guys. They're feeling good. I've got a pep talk for everybody heading into the weekend

who's maybe feeling a little flat, maybe a little unconfident. Repeat after me, fellas. You are not falling behind. You are not falling behind. You are not less than. You are not less than. You are not too much. You are not too much.

And you are not, not enough. And you are not enough. Okay. Girls, especially, crank up your radios. I've got something for you. I know sometimes it feels like everyone has it together. The confidence, a curated life on social media. Meanwhile, you're sitting there in your bed in yesterday's hoodie,

wondering why you don't feel good in your own skin. But here's the thing. nobody, and I mean nobody, has it all together. Filters are real, self-doubt, unfortunately, is also real. So is pretending everything's perfect when it isn't. Confidence, it's not about having a perfect body, perfect skin, perfect anything, it's about showing up anyway. Even on the days when your hair isn't cooperating,

your outfit feels a bit crap, or your inner critic is being extra loud. It's about saying, yeah, I kind of feel a bit meh today, but I'm going to still get out there this weekend and live my life. And that is power. Your work has never lived in your mirror or in any other people's opinions. It's how you treat people. Amen.

How you try again when it gets hard. When you keep showing up, even when you're doubting yourself. That quiet resilience, I know you've got it. That is confidence. So this weekend, don't waste a single second trying to shrink yourself or hide away. Don't cancel plans because you don't like how you look. You're allowed to take up space to exist Without apologising

To enjoy your life without wanting to fix yourself first Yes No one gets to decide you're enough You do And guess what, guess what? You already are You're enough baby So put on whatever makes you feel

A little bit teeny tiny Like the badass you secretly know you are Take the selfie, go outside Laugh too loud This weekend is yours That's well spoken, Steph. That's the motivation we needed. Holy.

I love that. I know I didn't prepare it. This is like your motivational topic, but just I just... I think the segment's over. I think every day, every single person needs to just look in the mirror and go, no one else is thinking about me as much as I am. I think we all just walk around. I heard that quite recently and I was like, I do think about others quite a lot.

So, I don't really think that works for me. As much as you are. Everyone's walking around going, oh, I bet that person is. just thought this about me. I bet this person just thought this. I mean, I'm thinking about a bunch of other people all the time. Are you? Unfortunately, yeah. Most people.

Are you Harrison? You're going to think about other people? Yeah, I was thinking about other people. Okay, it's just me then. Okay. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We've got a dog in studio today. Oh, fuck you, man.

That's not very nice. A dog. You know you're a dog. Wait, no, we have actually got a special gears. We've got Larry the dog. Yeah, Larry, say something. Speak. Speak, Larry. You said your drug is trained.

Okay, just make small talk. Just hold on, I'll just get into... Is he nervous? Okay, here he is, all right. Ready? Hey, Larry? Steph, that was you. Don't try and pull on over us.

No one. No one of the dog sounds like. It does can you do? I think that's basically all the audio tricks. That's pretty cool. We've met Larry. We still haven't met your son, Rocco, yet, but we haven't met Larry the Labrador.

Yeah. He's a god of a tree for you, please. Oh, yeah, God of a tree, obviously. It would have been so much Burfrey's a Labrador though, because alliteration. No, but, okay, so, fun fact. We always wanted a Lab, what is he, a God and Retriever, I'd call a God and Retriever happy?

Because whenever we'd see a God and Retriever walking on the street, we'd be like, oh, happy, they're so happy all the time. And I was like, oh my God, perfect name for a dog, his name will be happy. And last minute, Jake, my partner's like, I'm not calling my dog happy. It can't be like, happy, where are you, happy, come? And I'm like, oh, okay. So, met in the middle. Happy as Larry.

That's how that came about. And then also named after Larry David from Kirby Enthusiasm, who's our like just icon. That's so cute. That's cool. I like the happy as Larry David's cool. Happy as Larry. He's good.

He's so happy. He's constantly. He's really cute. I don't have a pet, but I've got a partner. Harrison, you don't have a pet, but you've got a partner. Something you do and you don't have a pet with a partner, as you've said, Steph, is you think of a future pet name because it's less intimidating than thinking of a future child name.

Have you and Sarah come up with what you might call your future dog? Because me and Jeannie have. Oh, what's your and Jenny's one? Well, I want to get a dog and call it John. John. That's my dad's name. Yeah, that's why I think it's really funny. Why?

Why? Why? Why? I don't know a dog called John. I know a dog called Doug, and I know a dog called Russell. I love old geezer names on dogs. It's funny. John, come here, John, and it'll be like a little cute, fluffy dog.

It's like John. I like that. What's your dog's name? John. I love him. No. No word of a lie, because we've had this conversation for me and Siri before, like, deeply and constantly, because we really want to get a pet together, but we're not ready yet.

But we've always wanted to call our dog Minge. No. Yeah, truly, we want to call it Minge. Why? After a Fannie? It's literally nothing else. Like, yes, it is what it is. Yeah, it is exactly. I mean, just to call out Minge!

I don't know, I've always wanted to call out Minge. I don't know many Minge's. You know that, like, TikTok trend, though, of words that aren't names that sound like great names. Minge does it sound like a beautiful name? Dinge. Minge. I'm sorry. That doesn't sound like a nice name.

It does. If you remove the... No, I know when you remove these, no, but it's still not a nice word. Minge. Minge. That was a good one. Ariola's good. Ariola.

Ariola. Come here. Ariola. Ariola. Riaola is a beautiful name, actually. Yeah. Like syphilis is like another one. It's like an old lady name.

Sifilis. Shafed. It's quite a cool name. Shaft. Yeah. Okay, hear me up for a boy. Fetus. It reminds you like Tobias.

It's kind of good. Fetus. Come here, fetus. It's kind of good. Oh, he's speaking of dogs, though. You know what I did today? So I got this volleyball yesterday. There's Wilson.

It's like I got it from, I sent from somewhere. He's got the Wilson handed it from the castaway movie. Very cool flash, brand new volleyball. I was like, fuck, I love having a ball at work. It's just, I just, I don't know. I don't know what it's like a fidget spin, but I love like having a ball at work. So I brought today in my tennis ball.

It was so ironic. I brought a tennis ball in today. I walk in, there's a fucking golden retriever in the office. I was like, the day I brought it. a tennis ball and Larry's here. He stole it straight away. I don't know where it is. It was fucking drenched and slobled before.

And so I had to go to me at a meeting and that I walked to my car and got the volleyball out. Wait, because Larry stole the tennis ball, you went and got the volleyball? He was off, he got to the tennis ballad the volleyball. But he's fucking scratched and bit, though, he got dancing on the fucking volleyball. He has been playing with the volleyball. I blame that on not Larry, but Sean.

When you've been out, he's been riling him up. I was racking the dog up with the volleyball. I'm sorry. Were you? Is it popped? He scratched me. No, hasn't popped yet. Okay, if you have. Scratched my arm.

I was playing. I was trying to play basketball with him and he wasn't in. Guys, guys, he's still in the room. Don't feel so bad, Larry. There's a real fucked up thing that I am probably going to do, though. Cal from the edge of night is in the studio next door. And he's got a box with this exact same volleyball in. Yeah.

I'm just going to swap it. Yeah, he's going to swap it. Wait. Is the box like wrapped or something? Or is it easy? No, it's open. Cardball box? Why are you guys getting sent volleyball?

Wait, let's go to it. random PR gift. Nah, he's in there right now. Do you want? Do you want? Yeah, if you want. That could be a good technique of how you can get in there. That is.

Well, I reckon I could easily do it. I'll walk in and talk to him. And I'll just, I don't know, spill a glass over or something, just swap them. No, that would be so noticeable. Nah. I turn it as I reckon I could just tell. I could just say to Cal, can I have that one? Yep.

I don't think he wants it. I think he'd have both. If he's left the volleyball at work, he doesn't want the volleyball. I'll have it. I'll have it. But this one's got Larry's teeth marks in it. It smells like Larry now, so. He'll never come back in, guys.

Relax. I love dogs. I love dogs. But Larry does stink out the studio. He just thinks you dog. He just smells like a dog. That's all it is. He's doing the dog in here.

I can't smell it. And so I always get really paranoid when people come over to my house and I'm like, fucking room spraying because I'm like, I can't smell it. Really? And so I'm like, God, please God, don't let other people, like, notice it and be like, oh, don't go to Steph's else it stinks. It's not even the dog. Harrison comes in.

He goes, God, it smells like Steph in here. Well, in that case, it would be Ariana Grande Cloud perfume, which you can get from Kivaswee House, which is a great perfume. That's a good perfume. Ariola Grande. Yeah, Arironday. Call back. Yeah, nice, nice, Sean.

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