The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #107:  Steph shall henceforth be known as Mrs Tumnus... 😂😂

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

Monday vibes.. EZ Money  Steph’s shocking discovery on her face Relatively new news Harrison’s changing room chat Peoples Court - Did Steph steal from charity? Yes, No, Maybe Free things There was a hair in Harrison’s food 5 Star Fact Sean did Jiu-Jitsu Doctor Harrison The Exclusive Giveaway - Maccas McRib Blitz Harrison’s dislikes buskers Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, thanks for clicking on this. This is the podcast. Edge Arvo is Sean, Stephen Harrison. What a podcast you've clicked on as well. Hey, guys, long time no see.

Yeah, this is cool. Yeah. How's everyone gone? Good airs. Yeah. Oh, you go. No, after you. No, no.

Oh, no. After me. Yep. If you stick around for the podcast outro, you can hear Harrison talk to us about a new documentary that he's really into. Yeah, a balloon boy. Boy got stuck in a balloon.

So there you go, there's a tease for later on. But on the show today, some big moments. Steph's growing a beard. Yeah, a bit of a sad discovery on my face from the weekend, guys. Not going to lie. It took a lot of bravery to talk about what I did today. Huge. Proud of you.

It's real big. Also, Steph stole from charity. Whoa, well, well, well, well, well. Sean rubbed on some men. Yeah, you did rub off some men. Yeah. What's wrong of that? I'm trying to make friends.

He's calling it Jiu-Jitsu, but I don't know if you're supposed to be naked full of lube with Jiu-Jitsu, man. You know, actually, that we joke, but I did actually find out that I was the only one who wasn't wearing clothes underneath. Underneath my, like, you wear those, like, pyjamas. What? Really? And I was the only one who wasn't wearing anything underneath. It turns out you meant to wear a T-shirt underneath, and I wasn't. Oh, gosh, Sean. Well, I don't know.

It's done it to do it. And they were like, are you wearing anything under that? I was like, no, you're meant to wear clothes under that. And I was like, oh, sorry. So the equivalent to wearing a ring jacket with nothing underneath it. That's what it's like. and then putting it out on a map. By accident.

Anyway, here's the podcast. Sean. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Sean, Steph and Harrison, it is 3pm on the dot roll calls. Steph. Hello. Harrison.

Chiota. Nurse Sam. Hi. Sway. Everyone's on deck. Wait, wait. Sean. Oh, present.

Yay. Cool. Thank you. Hey, guys. There will be no discussing the Warriors game last night because we don't. We don't want to give away any spoilers. I've recorded it. You're going to...

For what? Are you part of the Jay? No, no, for me. I'm going to watch it on Friday when I'm free. You've got to watch it on Friday. Yeah, so there's no spoilers. It'll be good. I've avoided it on social media and I just appreciate no Warriors chat.

Yeah. You don't watch that? Yeah, I do. Well, no, not technically at the moment, but I will on Friday. Why do you want to watch this one? Um, just, I don't know. Just want to... Okay.

Is it okay? It is all good. Yeah, I just can't wait to watch. I'm pretty sure the next game is on Saturday, so you're going to want to watch that as soon as you can. No, no, because I'm busy on Saturday, so I have to record that to watch when I'm free. It's good to stay up to date with it, I'd say,

just because it's quite easy to hear the spoilers. I'm just saying, don't text in the score to 3, 343 this afternoon, anyone. Steph, the Worry is lost, said Richard, or that's a lie, Richard, because they actually won. Like a point, so that's actually a lot. Oh, see, this is why you can't wait till Friday, Steph. She says it's better to watch it on delay. She loves watching games way afterwards.

I hate things when they're hyped up, so I think once the hype's finished, then I'll watch stuff. That's really different. She's still in the last season of Love Island still. Yeah. It took me like 20 years to watch Avatar for that reason. Really? True, yeah.

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Happy birthday, Oliver! Happy birthday! Thank you. Thank you guys so much. Tell us what did you do for your birthday, Oliver? Oh, not much, to be honest. Just had a bit of a party on Saturday night. Oh, a bit of a party.

Did you push the boat out? Was it quite a respectable party? Oh, no, it was all right. It was right. Just a few drinks. Nice, mate. Can we guess how old Oliver turned? Oh, yeah, yeah.

You've got quite a deep voice there, Ollie. Yeah. Was it a house party? Yeah. How many people were at the party? Oh, like 13, 14, 14. It's a decent amount. Four.

Shenanigans went down, I reckon. Wow. I reckon Ollie is, for me, 26. Oh, I would have gone lower than that. I'm going to go the big two-two. And I'm going to go split the difference. 24, Ollie.

Who's right? Harrison, I'm 26. Yay! Nice. Well, hopefully this good luck continues. Ollie, 30 seconds with easy money. Your letter will be N. N4, not 22.

In for Natella. Young. In for Nigeria. I'll ask you 10 categories, Oliver. You can pass and hopefully we'll have time to get back to the one that you're not sure about. No repeated answers and your time will begin when I finish saying the first category. Ollie from Christchurch who's just turned 26. Are you ready?

Yep. With the letter N, Ollie, please name for us. Something you'd buy on payday. New shoes. An occupation. A nurse. A fabric. A nylon.

A body part. Skip. Something you read. Novel. A New Zealand town. Nelson. A colour. Skip.

A country in the northern hemisphere. North Korea. A singer. It's fine. Color was hard. I couldn't think of one. Navy? Yeah, navy or nude.

Oh, yeah, I guess you can get like nude-colored nails. That's technically a color. Yeah, and another one you pass as well, Oliver. There's a body pipe. You said nose or nipple. Oh, yeah. It's tough. But you got, what was the last thing you said as well for a country in the North

hemisphere? Yeah, Norway. Nepal. I just panicked that I said North Korea. Well, that's true. Is it? Southern Hemisphere. Korea?

Yeah. Nah, North Korea, I think of Southern Hemisphere. Is it? Despite it being called North. Really? Wait, is it? Yeah, it's in Asia. Oh, yeah.

Well, all of you got six. Well done, mate. Good effort. Your Ravos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Okay, I'm quite nervous about what I'm about to talk about. Okay, so... Okay.

Just rip it off like a band-aid. Steve, you got this. I made a shocking discovery on my face. On the weekend. Any guesses, first of all, what you think I could be talking about? How many guesses do we get? Um, I don't know, a couple. Is it this thing?

What thing? You're pointing to your moustache. No? Yeah, yeah. What? Is it the unevenness of, um, like, you know. Of what? You know.

Of... Okay, it won't be there. Um... Okay, I'm not going to ask you guys anymore. Look, I was in my bathroom And I know that about once a month I have to pluck out My little black chin hair

Oh, I was close then You were quite close How has it got anything to do with your crooked teeth? Oh yeah! I was going to say the nostrils I want a waste of money that embezzeline was, honestly So I've got a little black hair That kind of just sprouts up

Every couple of weeks I see it. Actually, to be honest, I feel it first. Wow. Because I'm such like a fiddler with my face. I'm always just like touching myself. And I can feel it. And then that's when I know it's time to get the tweezers out. Anyway, so I didn't feel it this time.

I happened to catch it in the light in my bathroom. And when I tilted my chin up, stop looking, it's gone. But I tilted my chin up to get rid of it. I caught it. And that's when I realized. two more I now have three

didn't even just double it's tripled I've got three little black chin hairs now that sprout out of me I think actually three or more

is considered a beard Stead medically producer nurse Sam she's a nurse You'd say that Sam it's a beard if it's three or more

I don't know if I'd say that Sean She was saying it to me off here full beard Steph you can officially platt. You can moot them. Isn't that crazy? I love it. I couldn't believe my eyes, so I got rid of them.

Why did you rid of the goatee? Yeah, you look like Mrs. Tubness. Your Arvost Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. This is relatively new news. Thank you, Steph Marks. Back to me in studio. Starting off with sports, what a night for the Warriors last night who had an unbelievable

win with Elastic and try against the Knights, saying night night, this is our night and not the night's night. Sorry, I've just realised how incredibly confusing that is. Warrior's coach Andrew Webster was over the moon and could barely hide his emotion. Just happy for the boys that it wasn't pretty tonight, but I still felt like we wanted to try and earn the victory and go after. Sorry, I take that back. He sounds clinically depressed. And it turns out he's got friends in high places as he touched on the viral clip of that CEO who was caught having an affair on the cold plate kiss cam. As it happens, he knows the guy and had this to say.

He just wanted to keep having a crack at it, which is the best sign. He didn't hide and he wanted to keep going. He communicates really well. I'd say he communicates poorly, Andrew, and he famously did hide. It was kind of the... That was the whole thing, wasn't it? Point of the video. Yeah.

And in other news, a mass boy racer meetup took place in Auckland on Saturday night where they did skids and burnouts and rarkies and drifties and loopy loops and smoky brake slide driving. Those are all official terms. Prime Minister Chris Luxon has had enough announcing this morning he'll be cracking down on boy races. We've said enough is enough. You've actually got to be a safe driver.

You've got to be, you can't just end up causing inconvenience and pain and suffering for your fellow Kiwi citizens, so we're going to take action on that. And because he's been so busy dealing with all these hooligans, he's fallen behind on Love Island. So him and Chris Hipskins have also asked people to stop posting spoilers on TikTok. Communities have fed up with it. They've had enough of it.

and Chris you've seen it up and down the country too as well and it's been pretty frustrating for everybody. A lot of spoilers coming out of the hut valley, it's a real shame. I want to take him as a Love Island fan to be honest. I love it. See? Loves it. Really into Dijon and mehorn and mehornically.

Controversial. And that is your relatively new news. Keeping you up to date with all things than are new in the news relatively. Oh, done, John is. Great. I'm all caught up now. Very caught up. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

Guys, I had a great weekend. Thanks for asking, actually. Oh, but, like, Harrison. How was your weekend, Harrison? No, no, sure, sure. Hey, Harrison, I've got a question. How's your weekend, man? I'd such a good weekend, guys.

I knew it. Hung out with my girlfriend, and we went shopping in the weekend, and I thought we could go to a particular shop and go shopping. And I chose something from the shop. It was at a changing room, okay? You guys are familiar with the old changing rooms? Sean is. He lingers there. Love a changing room.

lingered in the changing room. No, I lingered one time. I was at a glass-ins, and I was waiting for my girlfriend, and it turns out of I was hanging outside the wrong changing room and I got in trouble. And yeah, and you thought, like, what a perk being this tall, I can just peep over and check which one she's in. That's what you said. I didn't do that. You're like, these curtains really do just leave the perfect

little gap for me. I didn't, that's not whatever. You did. I didn't do that, but you did. And then you went to Barling on engaged. That's mental. That's crazy, man. But I went in a changing room, and I've never been more embarrassed in my

life. They're already embarrassing but you know when you leave a changing room and the person you're with isn't there. They're completely gone. Do you not made this even more embarrassing guys? I was shopping for pyjamas at Peeler Alexander. Oh my God, like a matching set?

Nah, just the pants. Oh thank God. Wait, so why did you have to... I don't know what's worse. I think it's better. So I was like, I got changing my pyjama bottoms. Wait, were you top on or off then? I had my top of Like a little kid Come out with this top off

Sarah, do you like these? No, but I walked out And I was like, Sarah, she wasn't going to Oh my God, I was like, Sarah, Sarah, and I literally had a jacket on, a long sleeve Like, you know, they say a cool top half And then the bottom half These are like men

I just saw them online, I really wanted them They're like the Wiggles Pajama pants I saw those online for my one year old Yeah, but they can do one year old sizes Why are you trying them on? I love the Wiggles back in the day and I was like, Wiggles Pants, it's so cool. Nistal joke.

And it's got the characters all over it. I've just Googled them. They're all the photos of kids, man. No, there's the adult ones though. They do go up. I don't try on a one-year-old's pyjama bent. Hey, look, I really want to have your girlfriend, Sarah's back here. But I think she absolutely needed to wait right outside the changing room door for you.

I think that's all 101 when you're shopping with a partner friend whoever it is, whoever you're there with, has to wait. Even if it feels like you're lingering like Sean lingered that time. Yeah, several times. You have to wait. You can't go off looking at other things

because that person's going to walk out just like Harrison did him be mortified. Literally, and it'll slip off shoes, jeans off, pajama pants on, I walk out. Sarah, she's not there. Her head pops up by the door, the front door. I'm like, how did you even get that far that fast? And what is over there?

No. There's nothing over there. No. She goes, yeah, oh, cool. Oh, my gosh. I don't want to die. That's horrible. So then did you just have to, like, catwalk it out into the actual shop to get interested?

No, I'm waiting there, but people were watching. And then I was like, come and changing room. And I got them off. And I gave them to him, like, can you please hand them over to this? You want me to hand them over? You want me to hand them? I'm like, yes, you're handing them too. Oh, you got them?

Yeah. I got them. Of course I got them. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Is it true, Steph? Are the allegations true that you, my friend? have been thieving from the charities of Altiaroa

because that's what I've heard. Okay, let me plead my case and then the people can decide, okay? Harrison, you heard that as well, eh? Yeah, I did hear that, sorry. Four or five people today were saying. What? Yes, stealing from charity.

No, no, no, no. Okay, this is... What do you call it again? A word around the office, that's what? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, word around the truth is this. I went to an op shop on the weekend,

and it was just me and my 14-month-old Baby? Was this a laugh at people again? What? That's a crazy thing to say. That's what you said that you've done before? No, that's a joke. Let me, let me be real.

Steph's got to the upper lot. Yeah, and so I... She says it's a right laugh. Oh my God. So I've never actually been to this particular one, but I was having a good time because it was a fantastic toy section for my baby, okay?

And so he was enjoying himself and playing, and then he picked up a little play plastic guitar. And I was like, brilliant. Obsessed with guitars, obsessed with music. We've got like two ukuleles, which are a little bit dangerous because he's pointing anyway.

So this is plastic, fantastic. It's so good. It rhymes. God, you're good. Thank you. So he picks it up. It's three bucks. Go to the counter.

Bada bittabum. Done. Now, as we're outside now of the op shop, we're on the footpath, just kind of standing there and looking around and looking at the lights. Ball, because it kind of looks like balls on the top of the lights and bird and all the rest of it.

A car pulls up. with a humongous plastic box full of kids' toys. Now this person parks up, opens the boot, takes out this massive box of toys. We're just standing there. Rocco's eyes just light up because he can see all these colorful blocks and all these things in this box.

And this lady, so lovely, she notices that he's really into what's inside. And then she puts it down and she's like, oh, I'm about to go and donate it in here. Feel free to take whatever you want kind of vibe. and I'm like, okay so we go through the box we pick three things

we pick a train we pick a Nino we pick some other thing and then we're on our way and then as we're walking away from this very generous lady who then goes into the shop and takes all the rest in to the op shop I'm thinking have I just in a way

taken money off of people that need it because this girl just gave it to me for free technically I did just give them $3 for this other thing that I just bought but what would have been sold in the shop now can't be because I've taken it

yeah recall that I think in the economy the edges in the world so that's called stealing so you've stolen so I don't think it's stealing because I was given it but I but the op shop could have definitely benefited from it had it eventually made its way in there no I understand the ethical dilemma

because you've kind of circumvented about $12 of profit from the Salvation in your process of taking these free toys, which while they were given to you if you'd just waited and then paid for them properly, you might, you did. A direct result of it is that they don't have money now. Exactly.

You weren't given it. They said, oh, well, it's up to you. It's not my problem anymore. You can steal it or you can buy it, really, and you chose to steal it. No. That's what happened, though. I didn't then go back into the shop

and donate any money. All right, hold on up. Let's open this up. This sounds like to me a people's court. Yeah. Oh, 800 the Edge when he's three jurors. I'm a nice person. I just wouldn't say that on radio, man. Oh, 800 the Edge, was this stealing?

Or is Stefan the right, the plaintiff, Stephanie Monks, the opposition defendant Harrison Keith residing, the people's court will go there next. Oh, 800 the Edge, what do you think? Technically, it's totally above board, I think. To steal? No, it's not. You animal. Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Judge Sean residing, we are in the people's court right now. The case, did Stephanie Monks steal from charity over the weekend? The defendant, Stephanie and Monks. I don't think I did, but a quick recap, I was offered some goods that a person was about to donate right outside of the op shop, some kids' toys. And yeah, we took one or two or, we took three. We took three toys. That was supposed to be, you know, people would.

have bought them had they made them made its way inside but they didn't get a chance to be sold because I took them. The opposition, Harrison Keith, residing. Yeah, so Seth what you've done here is a classic a op shop steal a roo situation, you know, so people have donated this stuff to sell at a shop and in crossing you've gone, oh, can I have some? They're like, yeah, well actually, it's not a problem. I've donated these so you can steal them or buy them from this place and you said, yep, I'll steal them from this place. Think about like that. It's pretty bad. It's A slow line afterwards. At the time, though, I was very excited.

But the thing that would get you fine on this whole court case is if you did steal those items and then go donate to the op shop or something. Right. And so you... Robin Hood at. Yeah. No, I didn't do that. So you're a filthy thief.

All right, we're going to the jury right now. Jury member number one from the Carpity Coast. Nick, he's been enjoying the lovely refreshments on the jury today. How have they been, Nick? A couple club Sammy's there? Yeah, not too bad. Finished work now, so on the way home. Love that, mate. Nick, what do you think, mate?

Is Duree number one? Is Steph in the right or in the wrong? I think if Steph donates the toys back once she's finished with them, then there's nothing wrong with it. Oh, which is what I was going to do, Harrison, what I was going to do, I was going to donate the toys once we finished with them, Harrison. I was going to do that. So I think you need to turn around and donate them today. But he's just got them. He's not... Order!

He stole him. Order! You're a monster! Going to Dunedin right now for... Do you remember number two, Rosalind, is it? Yes, hi. Hey, Rosalind. Welcome.

What are your thoughts? I think that Steve is totally all good. You're totally in the right. I think if you think that that person would have taken before they'd made it to that point, they probably had that much bigger box of things, and they'd probably given lots of their things to their friends who would enjoy it, and people who they knew would enjoy those things. And they just didn't know someone who would enjoy those things,

and they were so happy to find someone. who would. So if they'd come across you at a point before that point, you wouldn't have associated it with the auction shop, and you wouldn't have that stout bad. But I think if you do have a guilty conscious about it, I was also going to say, after your kid is through with them,

then you could donate them back, or you could pick three things from home now that you don't really want any more, and you could donate no. Good idea. I love that. I'm not going to steal from the warehouse, Ros, and then go, you know, once I'm done with it,

I'll give it back. It's just not stealing. And also, Rosalind, you reckon it would have been lovely for the girl to see who was going to take care of these toys after her sons obviously finished with them. You know? It's like at the end of the Toy Story movie

where she gives the toys to that girl. And there wasn't up like a donation box as well, but he wanted to give them to that girl and he saw her playing with them and he's so... And so I think you brought real joy to that person. Thank you. Rosalind, amazing Drew. juror in today.

I have a verdict. Oh God. Based on the Toy Story 3 case from Rosalind, Stephanie Monks, you are cleared of all charges. They are not guilty. I actually feel sick sharing a room with you now. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. This is the part of the show where Harrison will throw a topic at us

and Steph and I will help him with his social cues. Guys, I don't know if you know this about me, but I love animals. Okay, a big animal lover. You've got a roddy? I've got a roddy. Back in the Hawks Bay. I've seen your internet search history. Yep.

And I also went, so I love the zoos. So I went to the Auckland Zoo this weekend. A lovely time. Very cute. And a couple of things I did at the zoo. I just wanted to run past you because my girlfriend pulled me up and said, I don't know if that's okay to do or not. So I was going to run past these things through you,

and these guys just tell me yes, no, maybe if I should keep doing these things. or stop them. Okay. Brace yourself, everyone. First thing that I do, dress up as a banana to tease the monkeys. That's just a bit of a fun one. A bit of a laugh. You commit to being a banana suit for the entire day at the zoo.

Yeah, just to get them, you know, they're licking the glass, they're looking at me, they're getting all excited. The kids all think that's funny too. It's good the kids think it's funny. Yeah, I think keep doing that one actually. It's a nice one. It's cute. Okay, second one. Bring all my rubbish for.

from home and tip it out at the Kiwi in the Kiwi sanctuary area. Because that's real dark and no one will see you do it. So it's a real good hag. Bring a couple of backpacks in. My partner brought a suitcase but full of our rubbish from home. We just tipped it in that area because it's dark and no one to see it. You can't get rid of your rubbish at your own house?

No, no, no, no. Smells. Okay, I'd go, I'd go no on that one. No? I'd go, maybe, because I think no one's going to know that. Bark at sleeping animals. show them what the wild would be like. So the mare cat, there's a little mere cat there. He's having a nap. And you were going,

Oh, wow, wrong, oh, right. Exactly. That was perfect. Yeah, so I just do that. How would you do it? That was Sean's appreciation. Just to wait them up and go, oh my gosh, that's what a predator's like.

You know, that's why you can never sleep. You're always going to be on the go. To be honest, that would make me laugh if I saw someone doing that. I think it's pretty good for them, actually. I don't hate it. Trains them up. I do spitting contests into the enclosures. So I see how far I can spit,

Because they caught you quite high out when you look down on them. No, spitting's never appropriate. 10 points have you hit a line, you know that kind of thing? No. Okay. No. No. Oh, this is a funny one.

Now, this made out of the adult life, actually. I did a pole dance on a giraffe's neck. Nah? No. I'm not really sure how that would even work. So you did a jump a fence? Yeah, I had to jump the fence slider and they went up and down as pole dance on it. No, I don't think you should touch any of the animal.

No? I think so. No. Okay. No. It's not good with my next one because I did this and the way. I shaved off his ebbled. is Mohawk.

No. To what the cliff is down, it's been right down. No. Ran it down his back. No. Can't do that. What I've always wanted to do, though, is painting the white parts of a zebra? Yeah.

No. But I don't know what I should call that inappropriate. That's inappropriate? Yeah. You've shaved it's Mohawk though? Yeah, I chose Mohawk, though. Yeah, I chose Mohoff. That's what I did.

I wore my seal slippers into the Antarctic enclosure. What do you mean of seal slippers? Like seal skin slippers. Oh. You own slippers made out of seal? Yes, and it's the Antarctic enclosure. I think unrelated to the zoo, I don't think you should own seal skin products. Well, that's just a key, no, that's warm because you're in the Antarctic because we're in the ice and stuff.

The seals are around. Oh, that would not be nice for the seal, right? Yeah, no, probably not. Now, right, no for that one. If you're just joining us, this is what Harrison does at a zoo when he's visiting. Oh, I didn't have that connection. Well, it's another one. Final one.

Now, this was a good one. Kidnapper Joey for a laugh. Kidnap a baby kangaroo for fun For a laugh Yeah I just run around the park and stuff Just take around the mum's freaking out Because you're getting into her pouch and everything To pull it out of the pouch

Yeah to get out of the pouch You get it out of the day I liked the dressing up as a banana gag I thought that was quite good But I think leave the actual animals alone Leave the animals alone Yep Yeah yeah yeah yeah

I just feel like they don't get enough Yeah okay Get enough for I don't know I just don't get to see what the wild's like It's sad that's tucked in away in the zoo, so I was kind of, put them on edge a little bit. We'll have a word with them.

Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Over the weekend, Nurse Sam, we talked about this last week on the show. She's our new producer. You had your coffee machine taken by your ex who you split up with, and you went and bought a new one, made a purchase. I did, I did. I went to them all on the weekend,

and I went to that nespesso shop and had a look at them, because I'm thinking, I had the big flash machine before, but it was actually like a lot of hassle to keep clean and look after and stuff. So I thought maybe I'll like downgrade it. But I didn't know what I should pick. And if I'd still like the taste of the coffee? Anyway, and the more they've got that an espresso shop.

So I went in there and I was like, oh yeah, okay. And I had a look around. And this lady like walked me through it. And she showed me how easy the machines out of using things. And I was like pretty much sold. But then I thought, oh my gosh, what if I don't like the coffee? And she said, don't you worry. I could make you one right now and you can try it.

Isn't that the best? I sometimes, it's a bit of a hack. When I'm at the mall with my fiancé genie and we want a coffee, I'll go, oh, don't worry about it, I'll just pop into the Nisproso store, pretend to be interested for a little bit, come out with a couple free samples. Can I just say, Nurse Sam, is it a dispens shot the one that has like a million pods all over the wall? Yeah, well, kind of, yeah.

So what? I mean, this is cool, but like they just pick off a pod and go, yeah, you can have it, whatever. It's like, it's chump change to us. It means nothing. Kind of, but they make it with their machines and things, and then, like, I have oat mix. They made it with oat milk, but they had soy milk and cows milk and all the milks.

I think the difference here, though, is Sam, you had intention. You were already buying the coffee machine, so you had intention with the free coffee. Whereas Sean, on the other hand, no intention to buy an espresso machine whatsoever. You'll just go in for the free coffee. Oh, yeah. And will you now, Sam, that you know how easy it is? Well, she said to me, the lady said, you don't have to buy anything. You can just come in, and if you want to try a new flavor, we'll make you a free cup of coffee.

It's a hack. It's the same as the same as the lady said. those massage chairs at the mall. You don't need to buy one. You just need to convince the poor guy working there that you might buy one, and then you can sit in it for half an hour. No.

I reckon there's two types of people in this fine world of ours, people that are happy with pretending to want to buy something, but you'll just take something for free and then fake it. Or people like me, and you feel so deeply uncomfortable pretending that you're into something that you just won't even have the freebie anyway. Like, for example, at a market, you know, like the food stores,

they've all got samples, like, oh, try my beautiful honey smoke. bacon. Yeah, it's free, it's free, take it, take it. My partner Jake will happily just go from stall to stool to stool to stall chatting, chatting, chatting to all these people trying to sell him stuff, and he's just there for the freebie. He's got no attention

whatsoever to buy anything. God, no, whereas I panic. I'm like, I can't lie, I can't act very well, I can't pretend to want to buy anything here. I just like stand awkwardly on the side and I'm like, no thank you. Yeah, and this is why genuinely no word of alive. You guys have picked up on this from me and pointed it out

to me multiple times. It's a bit embarrassing. I try to make sure it never slips out but that's why I never take the tags off my clothes. Because you're going to return them? Yes, and you guys always go, what is that massive family-sized suitcase you're wheeling around? Yeah. Bloody receipts.

Receipts. You roll around a sick. So I've always got my suitcase of receipts and every, every single piece of item of clothing I own. It's got tags on it. Yeah, so you just return it once you're out. Always returning up. What's your time frame? Like how, what's the timeframe between purchase, where, where, where, where, where, return. How long is the where, where, where we're.

Well, the law in New Zealand is 90 days. So you'll notice in 90 days, complete different wardrobe. They must mean you don't wash them with a 90 days, though, and that's, yeah. Yeah, that's not part of the law, though, so you don't have to wash them now. So you return them smelly. Hard out. And they just biff them away, because no one's going to buy those, so there's biff them away. That's crazy.

And I'm definitely going to need to comb through the Consumer Guarantees Act to check the clause on that one. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Guys, have you ever had a stranger steal something right out of your hands and leave you? I think you're going to have to elaborate. I don't quite understand. Let me think. It's strange to take something from your hands and then just go away. They just run away.

Stranger. Actually, no. Do you mean like stealing like if you're walking down on the street and you're on your phone or something? Someone stole something out of my hands and ran away. Oh, my God. This weekend. Oh, geez. Yeah.

So it's a true story. So I was with my girlfriend in the weekend. And so I've got a whole Saturday dedicated to her because I'm quite busy so it's time for us to reconnect and hang out So you know Took her to some shops

Did some cool stuff We did an arcade Not that she loves an arcade But I kind of did so it's also for me as well Give and take, give and take Yeah compromise And I was like you know what Let's have some lunch

Oh that is so nice It's really Honestly No breakfast No breakfast version for this weekend She's starving But you know You know what

nah, let's grab something and take it to the waterfront. Oh. So we got a nice... Nice weather too for it, actually. We did this lovely bakery. Daily bread is a nice little bakery here in Tamiki Makoto. Got a nice chicken club Sammy to share. It's a lovely little Sammy.

She couldn't get her own one. No, we share a lot of our food. Okay. Yeah. And so we were sharing the semi, and we go down to the waterfront and sit in the viaduct. Half it, sit there. And as we're talking about it, going,

oh, my God, yum, this reminds us at least we'll take a photos of her and staff, kind of sitting there for a while. No word of a lie. Do you know what that was? Homeless guy, grabbed it. A Seagull. Seagull, sorry, Seagull. Seagull took her half of the sandwich.

Oh, Harrison. Now, now, now, now it's been to be a romantic time together. You got angry, didn't you? No, I didn't get angry. Took her half of the sandwich. She goes, can I some of that? I don't know. Well, you gave it to her obviously,

because her half of the sandwich got taken. So you broke it in half before. Seagull takes her half. It was cut in half, yeah, yeah. Seagull swooped out of her hands. Nobody takes her sandwich and flies off. She's scared. She's like, oh, oh!

Yes, terrifying. Babe, I hate birds! Well, they're everywhere, so I deal with it. It's what I thought I didn't say it, but you know, she's freaking out. She's going, oh my God, that's never happened to me before. Oh, my God. I was like, yeah, well, you know, I'm sorry about it. Well, can I have some?

I was like, wow, you've got stolen. I'm sorry, I don't know if I can give you by half of the sandwich. Oh, okay. But after saying the little joke of, no, you all have got your fault, you gave yours to her, didn't you? Well, after we talked for a while, but I was like, oh, well, that was... Why not? Why not? But I don't know.

The universe didn't want you to have a sandwich that day. No. The seagull's behaviour is what the universe is doing. It's just being a bird. I don't know. But you're being a decent boyfriend that is in your control. Yeah, well, it was, like Sean said, you got one sandwich. I was like, yes, well, we share a lot of thing we're half her.

Mate, if you drop your half on the floor, sorry, you can't have mine. Sego takes it, sorry. I get where Harrison's coming from. You can't quarter a sandwich. No, you can't quarter a sandwich. But you should have bought her another one. Oh, they're expensive. And also, by the time you're at the Vydok,

you'll long gone away from that cafe. That's true. You're removed. But in saying that, we did, I was like, yes, we can share my half for the sandwich. And this is, it gets worse. No word of a lie. No word of a lie.

We open up my half of the sandwich. Big, fat, black pub in it. Oh. So neither have I said lunch. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Sean's five-star fact. Okay, Seanies, we are your judging committee,

myself Harrison and producer, nurse Sam, and we are looking for a fact. That is shareable, which means easily retained. You remember easily, and you can't wait. You're fizzing about it. You can't wait to tell others. We're looking for a fact that's original. It's kind of less, mind-werected.

blowing if you've heard it before, you know. Yeah, that's a big pillar. Yeah, massive. And a well-performed fact. That's the three judging criteria, Sean. Thank you. Today's fact, I think, will be relatable to a lot of Kiwis

who have house pets. As opposed to, sorry, house pets. Pets in the house. Yep. As opposed to pets outside the house. Okay. Today's five-star factors. Animals

can also be allergic to humans. So the next time someone goes, I'm allergic to dogs, I'm allergic to cats. Ask yourself, is the cat allergic to me? How are they allergic? Like, what's some things that they're like, yeah, how are they allergic? They sneeze? Are they? Yeah, what are they doing, Sean?

I don't have a follow up. I don't have any follow-up information. So that's really an unfinished fact. That's a fact. Sean Hill. Yeah. Look at me right now. Are you going to take this segment seriously or not?

Because hypothetically, I'm at the water cooler with my friend Harrison here. And I'm like, Harrison, Harrison, Harrison. I heard a great fact on the Edge Arvo's show the other day. And he's like, what is it? People are, people that can be allergic to animals can be allergic to. Oh, you heard it too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're listening as well.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so animals can be allergic to humans, Harrison. Yeah. And then Harrison asks me, oh, what are the symptoms? What are the symptoms of it? And I'm like, oh, I don't know, because that's where the fact stopped. It just doesn't work. It just doesn't work.

It's not enough. Skin irritation and respiratory issues. That's not very fun, is it? Oh, what a boring. It's not good, man. It's really, really terrible. I thought that's a good fact. Like, next time someone goes, I've got a cat allergy.

You can go, do you know your cat might have a U allergy? It's quite a good. But you need some more information. I don't think you do. Hannah texted and saying, today is the day, Sean. Yeah, Hannah loves it. You may be listening to our podcast right now. Your rover's a little bit delayed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. God. I thought that was good. Nurse Sam, what did you think of that fact? You're nodding along. I think it's pretty good. Like, I never considered that they could be allergic to us as well. But it's true.

Absolutely true. You fact checked it. Yeah, fact checked it. It's any symptoms there producing her, Sam? The symptoms, yeah, it does. It says like allergic reactions for the animals can manifest as itchy skin, skin rashes and respiratory issues. So, like, breathing difficulties.

And how long did it take to Google that, Sam? A couple of seconds. Interesting. Did you hear that, Sean? A couple of seconds. Good on that pre-performance, Sean, I'd say. I'd say I hit you guys with a fact daily and half the time you want to follow up, half the time you don't. It's almost like it's a secondary fact. Sorry, I forgot a secondary fact as part of it. Read the room. Mowling is one just read the room every day. You don't do that.

You need to put yourself and read the room. Yeah. Like read the room and also put yourself in the fact absorber, the listeners, shoes. They can't go off and share this fact if it's half done. Do you really think that if someone's at the water court and they go? hey, did you know that animals can be allergic to you? The next response is going to go, what are the symptoms of the allergy? I just don't think it's a conversation.

Yes, they will. No persons will say how. Of course they will. I do not think that's a conversation that's going to happen. Absolutely unbelievable today, Sean. That is insane, man. For me, it's a zero, Sean. You're frustrating me today.

No much back chat too, like I've never heard before. I'm going to go to zero as well. Zero? It's a lower scoring marks you've ever had. No, that's not. a zero fact. I get that I've been a bit annoying but I think the fact, remove me from the fact, please. I give it a four.

I actually really, I really like it, but you did fail on the delivery and being able to handle the questions that they threw you afterwards. Today is not the day for you, says Hannah. She's corrected herself. Oh, thank you, Hannah for the honesty. Good on you. Good on you. They say you learn more from your successes than your failures.

Sorry, failures than your successes. Your Arvos, Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. You two know how I'm 30 now and all my friends have left me and gone overseas and I'm trying to make more friends. Yeah, you've mentioned. Yeah.

So I am trying to look in different places. You know, the other day you told me it was too much to try and make friends in the sauna at my gym. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm taking every opportunity.

So when someone asks me to hang out, in the past it might have gone, oh, a bit too much effort, maybe, and I'll say no to it. I've been saying yes to everything. So a guy from work here. His name's Patty. You know, Patty works upstairs with the bed? Patty, an engineering guy. Love Patty.

Lovely guy. God, what have you done to Patty? No, Patty said to me, but he was doing a jujitsu class today. So Patty's training for a fight that he's got coming up. Yeah, he goes on his lunch breaks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. And he goes and gone.

What time do you go? 10 a.m. I was like, could I come? And he's like, yep. So I went today, guys. I did a jujitsu class with Patty and rolled around and fought sweaty men for about an hour and a half before coming to work today. No, you didn't.

I did. What did you do? What did you wear? I did. Do you have to wear the white robes? Yeah, they called a geese. A geese. Geh. Yeah, yeah.

Dogies karate. Did you have to wear a belt? Oh, yeah. I tried to pick the black one because it looked real cool. Who did you feel like doing it? Who did I feel like doing it? Like, who did you feel when you were doing it? How did you feel?

Well, I felt pretty cool. I felt like I knew a lot less than the other people. I got absolutely G-rolled by a couple of these big guys who've been doing it for a while. Can I ask before you call Patty? Why is all your attempts at creating new friendships involving like... Sweaty man? Yeah. Yeah, man.

You're just going to engage to a woman. I just want to emphasize on that. Yeah, but it's just things that I'm into. Oh, hello. Hello, Sean. Patty, my guy, they don't believe me that I went into jiu-jitsu with you this morning. Am I coming into the studio or are we talking on the phone? No, we're talking right now, man.

You're on here. They don't believe you. What? Patty, Patty. Patty, Paddy, did he make any friends, I guess? Yeah, he was really friendly with everyone. By the way, he came. He did come to Jiu-Jitsu.

I should probably say it in a full sentence. Yeah, wow. Yeah, and he probably wore the pajamas, the ghee, and he was actually quite naturally gifted. And I went around and I said hi to everyone, and I went and tried to shake everyone's hand, but two guys were fighting in the corner, and I just waited from the stop and then shook their hands.

I said, sorry, actually said to them. Hey, Patty, it was a good gag. I was like, hey, boys, nice to meet you, you look busy. But my name's Sean. I'll be honest, I miss that, but I do believe that you did that. Good gag. Good gag.

That is crazy that Patty's just called up and said, you're a bit friendly, you came in your pajamas, and you're gifted. I don't know if you did jiu-jitza. I said, I don't believe that in the jibica this morning. I know what it is. Hey, Patty, I'm going to make heaps of friends. How about we take a photo next time, as evidence?

Don't take it if we don't even see that photo. Thanks, God. It sounds like an HR show. It sounds like a... Okay, thanks, Patty. Look forward to cuddling you in our pajamas later. All right, that sounds like a plan. It's a date.

All right, see you, mate. Don't say date. Too far, Patty. Your Ravos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Harrison, man, you've... A 25-year-old dude, you have lived a life, brother. I know, man.

You know, because you guys have been doing radio for a while now. People are probably wondering, where are you, Harrison? Where did you come from? What's your background? How did you just get here at 25, you know? I've had a range of careers, I guess you guys could say, from acting, you know, that bit of dancing.

But during high school, I wasn't a very good kid, so I used to go through a lot of pathways, which is when they take you out of class and make you do other careers. So I work as a mechanic, a plumber, a vet, all these things, every half year, every six months I do like internships. And I just ace these things,

so much so there was illegal for them to hire me, but they wanted to do so bad. And one of the biggest things I do which helped a lot of people is I actually studied to be a doctor. A doctor? A doctor. Normally I think, I mean, producer nurse Sam, you've studied medicine, obviously, used to be a nurse. How many years of study is a doctor normally?

A doctor, I think it's crazy, like seven to ten years, yeah, depending on what you specialize in. Yeah, it was weeks for me. So I've got such a developed brain and that hands-on stuff. Really? Yes. That's amazing. See, you're like an apprenticeship.

Yes. Like an electrician, but in a hospital. Yeah, I was like the Doogie House of New Zealand. Who's that? That's Neil Patrick Harris. He played a young doctor on this TV show. Oh, okay. So we did the same thing, but I was in real life.

But they'd keep it under rats because it was like, oh, there's not problematic government going to evolve. And like, it started wars if I was out there with my brain. But the skill that I had... Rate yourself. Well, it's pretty pretty good, mate. But the skill that I had with all these careers is that I've got very good ears.

So you can make sounds to me. The car is a mechanic I can say what was wrong. A doctor, you can cough at me. I can tell you, no word of a lie, exactly what is wrong with you. And 9.9 times out of 10 has always worked. Oh, please, can we put this to the test?

Okay, 100%. 100 the edge. Done. Make your sickness sound. It is going around at the moment. A lot of people sick out there. Whatever sound it is, whether it's a snuff or a whik or a cough or a whatever.

Make your sickness. sound, and Harrison will what, diagnose you? I'll diagnose you, yeah. What about if you're like me and you've been recently sick, but you can definitely remember the cough sound, but you're healthy at the moment. I'll say the cough, the feeling anything. Describe the feeling to me.

And if we've got Nurse Sam here, who used to be a nurse, and she can, you can back me up, right, nurse, Sam? Yeah, if you're right, I'll back you up. Thank you. Can I try one for you now? For sure. For sure. For sure.

I was like about a week ago. Yeah. I know exactly what I've got because I did all the test. So I said you're right. Go for right. Okay, so my cough sounded a bit like, Yes, that's hopper's throat Sorry?

Hopper's throat What's that? So that's like a strain in your throat It's called Hopperstow that comes from Egypt Am I right there Sam? I don't know about that So she's laughing because you can't believe we've got to bang on Your Avos Head Harder

With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge Real Life Forrest Gump over here Mechanic, vet, plumber Farmer actually Washing Machine Specialist Washington Specialist All through High

school so I learn all these things when I try to find my career. And actually, well, I'm amazing at all of them. I'll be humble about it, but I'm amazing at all these things. I love about you. You're so humble. Yeah, and a doctor is one of those things. And the thing is I can hear any kind of sickness you have, a cough, a finer, a click in your wrist, a click, and wherever it is, I know exactly what's wrong with you. I don't realize you could tell a click in the wrist what's happening.

Any part of your body, I know what's up with it. Wow, that is impressive. Okay, well let's put them to the test right now. You call on 0800 the edge. You make your illness noise all click. Yes. And Harrison will diagnose you. Let's go to Hannah from Matamata.

Hi, Hannah. Hello. Hannah, how are you feeling? Pretty sick. Yeah, I bet. Hannah, can you just give us a noise of what's wrong with you? Sounds quite sick, Hannah. But it's going around at the moment.

Hannah, have you travelled recently? No Have you had any friends of yours Close by who have travelled? Yes Yep I knew it So that is the spider cough from Bali

Hannah So that's your spider's cough So that's like They actually made a web of mucus Up into your throat And it's actually fully infected Your nasal passage Have they somehow made their way over to New Zealand

Without being in Bali Ah yes that's also a common thing Because where were your friends Exactly They weren't in New Zealand Where were they? New Plymouth. Yes.

You know what they say about New Plyth? The barley vibe in New Plymouth, actually. Right. So, yeah, just, yeah. Brittany, from Tauranga, welcome to the show, Brittany. Would you like to make your sickness sound for us? Oh. Brady cut it one more time, sorry, please.

Almost got it one more time, please. Yes. It's a cute little cough that one. Yeah, we called that the Pipsqueaker Weeper. So that's actually from, have you had friends that had travel recently, Oh my God, this is ridiculous. None that have returned back yet. Yes, but that can't, yeah.

So that's through the waterways actions. That is coming through. That's from London, the Pekas Squeeper. So I'm really sorry about that way. You've changed the name of it now. What's it called? So yeah, that's all you need is oranges for that, and you should be tickety-boo in about four months.

Perfect, thank you. Yeah, easy as. What happens if she doesn't take enough oranges? Well, it won't be good for her. Do we have time for one more? Tim really wants to be diagnosed. Tim, buddy. You're all right?

Hey, how's it giving me? Good, mate. Give us your noise, Tim. Tim. Have you had friends that have traveled recently? No, no, we're killing it. We're into this. Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

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Hello, how are you? Allie, you've... Awesome, thank you. Yeah, Ellie, what are you going to do with it when you get home, Ellie? You're going to not eat it and take it to bed and then put it next to you and then roll over the morning and go, who's then?

You guys, the McRib mania. McRibreepa or what? I'm just going to eat it. Yeah! All right, let's go to Christchurch to you, Shelby. Welcome to the McRibb. Blitz! Shelby, you've won!

Shelby, what are you going to do with the McRibb? You've got to go to the drive-thru and get it and chop it up and do out of no, 24 pieces, put it through some sheets of pasture, and baking them. They have a like a lasagna, making a McRib lasagna or what? Yeah, hell yeah. Hell yeah!

Nice one, shall be. All right, let's go to Impecogel to you. Now, Emily, welcome to the McRib. Hey, Harrison, can I give it a quick go? Yeah. Oh, my God, okay. Hey, Emily, what are you going to do with the Big Rib? You're going to cut it up into pieces and then,

like, make sure they're, like, soldier, like, finger-long pieces, and then you can play dominoes with it or, like, jinger or something like that, until it all falls down into your mouth and you eat it all. Is that what you're going to do with it? How yeah. Hell yeah! That was good, that was good. That's great.

Do you want to go, Sean? Yeah, let's go. Let's go to Caleb. Caleb, welcome to the Mick rib. What are you going to do with it, mate? You're going to get a McRib and then put it next to yourself and then remove your both bottom two ribs like Marilyn Manson so you can give yourself pleasure and then eat the McRibb afterwards. Maybe. I've never tried one.

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You're going to go to the McRub and then going to work tomorrow morning, go to the boss. Go, hey, mate, I'm leaving. You fire me because I'm leaving because I've got a McRib in my pocket and I'm the best person to the word or what? Definitely going to do that. Yeah. If you missed out, get it in you. Yum, yum, yum, yum.

Your Arvos, Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I'm like a pretty nice person, eh, guys? Yeah, I'd say in general. I'd say if Harrison, people go, what's Harrison like? He's a nice guy. You've seen me interact with, you know, the public, like people on the office. Put it out.

You see me interact with people out in public. We've hung out together, you know? All I'll say is you're holding onto that volleyball really tight, and you know how much my dog liked that. Yeah, you did. When your dog was here on Friday, that's Friday. Yeah, and he might have punched a hole in your volleyball. Six.

He's punching a six holes on it. But I'm just, all I'm trying to say is, if you were really nice, you would have given a thing. What did he go home with? A different ball. That's right, a different ball that I brought him. I forgot about that. Yes, thank you very much.

Okay, yeah, you're nice. So I feel like I'm decently nice, but there's just like one breed of people that I just, in the nicest way, just can't stand, guys. And I was hanging out with my girlfriend on the weekend. We walked past this person, and she was enjoying this person's company. She stopped.

I was like, oh my God, can we please go? This is, like, so embarrassing. Oh, God. It's buskers. What? I know. Dragg's project started off on the streets of Cuba Street and Wellington as Baskers. What's your beef?

I think God they stopped. You know what? It's just, I don't know. There's something about it. It's walking past them jamming out. And I think because when you walk past, I never know where to look. And I never really, you know, I haven't got a lot of coins on me. I've got no coins on me.

I never have cash. So I can never donate. I think it's more the donating thing. And because I always, as you do, you have a little purve into the old guitar case. Yeah. have to. But it's pretty stink to look in and then not put any money in, you know. As someone

who used to busk at high school and then at university, that was what my job is. I went down to the container mall in Christchurch back when it was there post-earthquake. I had my guitar on my back. I'd sit there, I'd play a few churns, little rinky dinks. And you said that the people don't know at Helenstons and they always have to tell you to move.

I'd say one time there was a bank that I went out and the lady came outside and she was like, you have to stop. I can't hear your eight songs on repeat anymore. Yeah. See, I think the thing buses, if they're really good, probably like tracks pro, or Justin Bieber, you know, amazing. A lot of them aren't, and it's just like,

God, stop punishing us. I don't want to walk past and go, cute, cute performer. I don't want to see a cute performer. That was me. Like a sympathy one. Can I run past, or Sean and I, can both run past a few, like, busking types of performances

and tell us whether you're keen or not keen. Yeah. Okay. A choir from the local church, and they're doing hymns. It's a group ensemble I'd take the scenic route Two six-year-old girls singing

The Sun will come out tomorrow Acapella with their mum there watching And grandma Punishing but cute Cute That's okay An old geyser who's on the last Chapter of his life

And it brings him a lot of joy Just to sing the old tunes For everybody at the market I'll pull the plug International On the amp Just jeez international student playing a string instrument like a violin get out

oh yeah what about a magic show oh i like in the middle of a town square like draw a crowd yes yes i love that oh okay all right so it's the musical buskin it's the musical one and there was a musical guy at the pub it's like why are we here what's wrong with that they're doing covers i just can't stand people who are averagely playing very loud music everywhere gosh okay i am nice But yeah, Basker's a musical performance It's not my thing, man

Your Arvo's Head Harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge It's fine This is the podcast Outro Fuck, you wait Hope you enjoy that podcast

And if you didn't Then allow us To try and amend that No one's still here But hey, if you are Kiyoda Guys, there's been a big This is why this could be on the show

There's a big documentary that just came out of news that I had no idea happened. It was a complete surprise to me. Happened in 2009. It's called Balloon Boy. Oh, Jake's for this the other day. Do you know the story about the Sean? Do you know the story of it, Steph? Yeah, I was watching La Violin, but I was watching it in and out. Oh, my fucking God.

Sounds like the plot of up. That someone go with balloons. Well, it was like, it was like Up gone wrong. Can I give you the premise? A scientist, a scientist, a scientist, he's an inventor, this wacky kind of dad. three younger boys in a wife in America. And they invent shit all the time. They invent this hot, like this flying saucer. It's a big helium balloon.

And they're about to do like a test flight, let it take off. And it takes off. And they're meant to tie it down. So it only goes like 20 feet. The rope snap and it gets going. And then they're like, oh, what are you doing? It's so expensive. He's going nuts the dad.

And the brother goes to dad. He's like, falcons in there. Falcons in there. And the boy hit in the balloon. and it's taken off and it's flying over the sky for like, I think, oh, I want to say that

eight hours or something, fucking ages. All the news in the world is tracking this balloon because they can't stop it. It's going so fast. That's the teaser for the fucking...

If it pops, he plummets, you know? If it popped, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want to know a spoiler? Does he die? Careful. Like, everyone listening who wants to watch it. Yeah, this is literally going to spoil everything.

It's quite a big story. This is spoiled everything. Yeah. He was never in the balloon. but this is like Allegedly Wow Well not allegedly

No he wasn't But allegedly he was in the attic hiding Because the parents wanted to be famous Yes so they said Allegedly Oh god Okay

This is crazy story So yeah So they go to the balloon They track it down All the news is there And there's like No one's in here And they're like

They're like Fuck he must have fallen out There's no holes And then he comes down and says He goes Oh hi you guy And then like They're like

What did you do He's like I first sleep in the attic And so they go on what's that Larry King that night the news station they went on Larry King

and a live cross to the family and they go oh Falcon why did you hear your parents when you were up in the attic and he's like yeah and then the dad was like

why didn't you say anything Falcon and Falcon says well you told me to do it for the show yeah because they were YouTubers or something eh

now they wanted their own to like a publicity stunt to get their own show about their family and then they're like what are you talking about and it just fucking goes out of control.

I mean, I was half watching from another room, but didn't the wife get asked by the police and she kind of admitted it? She was like, yeah, yeah, it wasn't true. And then backtracked, backtracked. And then said, oh, I've got broken English. She's like an English major. Like she is, it is the most fucking,

and then they go a polygraph test. And so they bring them into a polygraph test separately. The dad can't sit still. He does all the exact things on Google, the exact things you do to prevent a polygraph test working. and to this day they still said it was all like nah because they're all in the show all in the documentary

they're all like nah people just don't believe it's people are crazy and I'm like fuck it is just the most fucking insane story in the world but I've been to one of people around the office about it and they've all been like yeah I remember that happening like that was a huge news every day was a new chapter and everyone was tracking this balloon for eight hours

like fuck there's a boy in that balloon flying across the fucking crazy came out the same year how was he in the balloon there's a little area where they put the helium tanks in. It looks like a flying saucer. Like it's kind of a flat. I don't know. But yeah.

There's another one. I can't remember the name of it, but it's a... The Natalia Grace Mystery. Yeah, the Natalia Grace Mystery. Have you guys seen this? No. She was adopted into a family at a very young age, but she is a small person.

A little person It's based on the movie Orphan! Yes Fuck yes And so the parents are adamant That it's a woman But pretending to be a six year old

Like for all these different reasons I've seen close to that on TikTok And I always watch them There's like a series I think it's on neon like a series These heaps of different things on the way She was like an adult from Russia Nah she was a normal person

No she wasn't Supposedly She was a kid She was a child No, the whole thing she was an adult No, the whole thing, she was an actual child I'll admit, I've only seen the movie orphan So they may have fictionalised it

No, I reckon, I think the truth is that she's an adult She was an adult She was an Ukrainian woman who was adopted into the US family No, but like, I think it's still ambiguous But I'm, but she was definitely a child And the parents were made out to be Batchit, like full liars Yeah, yeah, yeah

And like, and there's this, there's interviews with her now. Like, she's like a proper, like, woman now. Like, that's what she looks like now. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, that's another fascinating one. Fuck. Americans, eh? Crazy. Well, there's a great series on Netflix.

It's called Train Records. It's just a documentary every week. There's a new documentary that comes out. It's where I saw Poop Cruise. Oh, is that? It's a real good topic. Which I still think there was a wasted opportunity there to just call it Poo's Cruise. Yeah, that was done. Way better time.

They ruined that. I wonder with the, like, the balloon boys and they're hot. Something about, like, um, I don't know, like, when have you lied and it's gone way too far? As a kid and you hid somewhere, I don't know. There's something there. Because it was fucking extreme. If it was, he was just hiding.

I'm like, mate, you're an idiot. I thought he was a fucking twat watching it. I was like, why did you? His parents, mate? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, crazy.

Worth a watch, even though I support the whole thing. The whole thing, yeah. But it's good. Natalia Grace is the girl. Sorry. Yeah, Natalia Grace is a day. Right. Hey, thanks for listening.

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