The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #108: What are you naming your private parts… 🥴

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

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This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the podcast. Thanks for clicking on this. Some great moments on the show today. Yeah, my favourite bit was when Sean tried to help everyone with their low-level addiction through therapy. Yeah.

My favourite bit was when I taught Steph how to say I hardly know her, the joke. Oh, yes. I got it. Razor? I hardly know her. Classic. My favourite was when people texted in and called up for what they... nicknames they have for their partners, private parts.

I was surprised at how many people we got through for that one and how inappropriate a lot of them were. And people are still teaching through. Like, Philippa just text who's saying, currently his is named No Thanks. That's a good name. That's good. Also, we didn't have time to read out Hope's text either,

which is I call my partner's Russell the Sex Muscle. Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the show. Can confirm. Steph does have knits. Oh, God, no, no, no. I genuinely thought I did there for a moment

because my son had them, but I was free. I was free of nits. And I'm free of sneezing. God, don't you hate it when you really need to sneeze and then it disappears? I was so excited for a second just then. There's nothing like it. I was excited because I thought you got rid of your nits.

No, I never had nits, Harrison. I think you had. I didn't. I have in the past. No, no. Believe you, me. I've got my fair share. How many times in your life have you had nits? I don't know, twice? How far away do you need to be to see a knit? Oh my God, so one time I had knits when I was a kid

and I was waiting for my mum to get the anti-knit shampoo from the chemist. I was waiting in the car and I was looking at myself in the mirror that kind of flaps down on the passenger side. And you can see them cooling over my forehead. Yeah. Yuck, hey. Really? Yeah, it was revolting.

So what are all the white dots in your head now? Dandruff. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. No, so a niche egg actually has a little... tail on it, that's the thing that sticks to the hair follicle. Funnily enough, after using shampoo, the nitty can stay attached to the hair follicle for months.

See, because nits always fall on my shoulder. But that might just be dandruff. It's just dandruff. I didn't know that was a thing. No, it's absolutely a thing, yeah. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. 10,000 bucks up for grabs.

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And you traveled with your base. maybe for seven months? Wow, where'd you go? We went all over. We were in Europe free box and then ended up in India for a month, which was pretty interesting. That's pretty crazy. But they do say parenting, parenting when you're sort of traveling is just parenting in a different country, right? Wow. Wow, because to me, I mean, I've got a baby at home a little bit older than yours, well, double the age, 14 months. And to me, that, and to me that that would be the scariest thing in the world.

I mean, I was just telling the boys yesterday that on the weekend I, for the first time, went on a one-on-one little date with my baby at a cafe, like, without my partner there. Yeah. Like, honestly, truly, it terrifies me being a mum sometimes. So Fern, all my respect to you, that's really, really incredible. Wow.

Yeah, breaking the stigma of, you know, having, um, of age adult, um, travel buddies. Yeah. You know? Yeah, I mean, it definitely had, it ups and down. but it was amazing. I wouldn't change anything. And you're incredible. You're just superwoman.

Yeah, and you're an oral surgeon assistant. Is that like, is that all like the, is that just the mouth stuff? Yeah, just the mouth stuff. It's pretty gory at times. Oh, is it? Do you operate the sucky thing? Love the sucky thing. Yes, I do.

Yeah, that's me. That's me. The sucky job. Our show loves a bit of mouth stuff and the sucky thing, honestly. I tell you a lot, then. All right. 30 seconds. One letter, 10 categories.

Your letter will be G. G, Furn. G, oh my goodness. G for golly. You are an incredible human being for taking a baby around traveling for seven months. G for geography, because that's actually

a geographic travel. Yep, sure. Yeah. Oh, come on. G for go get all this saliva out of there, fern. Yeah.

All right, Fern, $10,000 if successful. You can pass and we'll hopefully have time to get to the one that you missed out on. No repeated answers. And your time will begin when I finish saying the first category. A bit of pressure. A little bit of pressure. Yeah, a little bit of pressure. You got this, Fern.

You got it. We believe in you, Fern. Here we go. What can't you do, Fern? What can't you do? It's just $10,000, Fern. That's right. Here we go.

It's another trip around the world for $10,000. with the letter G. Fern from Dunedin, please name for us. Something you do on payday. Something I do on payday. Grocery shop. Gray. A pet. Braham.

Something you can wear. A school subject. Geography. A Disney character. Damn it. Yeah, you got four. Nothing, damn it. It has a lot of pressure.

Sorry, Fern. One that you did, skip. Something you could wear. You could see gown, goggles, glasses. Yeah. Yeah, it took a while on the first one. It took a while on the first one. I did.

Yeah. Sorry about that, Fern. Sorry, Fern. But hey, you've still won a hundred bucks. So there we go. Well, done, Fern. Oh, awesome. Thank you.

Thanks, Fern. Next chance to play. You're very welcome. 7 a.m. and 8 a.m. tomorrow, Clint Meg and Dan. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. A hundred at the edge. What is your bird trauma?

Yeah, guys, I was telling a story yesterday about how in the weekend I went up for lunch with my girlfriend. And we split a sandwich. And a sea girl came up and took her sandwich. Yeah, terrifying. And now she's terrified birds. Of course she is. But we've all got bird trauma. Like, you know, when I was five years old, I got locked on a chicken coop by my friends.

It's a true story. I locked in a chicken coop for hours. I'm now afraid of chickens. Like, I have a phobia of chickens. Chickens are scary, man. You watch them up close. They are crazy animals. Yeah, I was pretty close.

They were flapping around. How long were you stuck in there for? Oh, like, an hour maybe? What? Yeah, parents didn't know. It was really, like, seriously. I was in tears. It was really traumatic.

in and then left you. Yeah, there's a laugh. Oh my gosh. And so now I've got a few of chickens. Like, yeah. I remember a similar thing happened with the seagull to me. I was right outside of a really, really popular church. We were just like having, just like walking by.

And we had a sandwich for lunch. We were just walking past and everyone was kind of getting out of the church. And there must have been some event there or something. And when the seagull kind of launched at me, massive gull, not like a seagull, but like, you know those massive, like grey gulls? Yeah. Came down. I'd and snatched my sandwich off me.

The profanities that came out of my mouth was, everyone out of that church looked at me and judged. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, straight to hell. You know, I've got a bird trauma story as well. I was interviewing, do you remember Sigrid, this artist here? She's like from Sweden or something. She was here for Auckland City Limits a few years ago. When H.T.V. was still a thing.

And we decided to do this interview outside of Auckland City Limits by the lake at Western Springs. And in the middle of shooting this interview, She got attacked by a territorial mother goose. There's like swans and geese down there. And then that got clipped and went viral on Twitter in Scandinavia. About five years ago. Yeah, so I had a bit of a bit of a bit of a name rolling around in Scandinavia.

Can't really walk the streets over there. I'm pretty well known for my Sigrid Bird Attack online viral video. Didn't she release a song after that? You'll know it, Harrison. It's called Bird Trauma. How's it going? I was like, I'm scared of bird. Yeah, that was it.

How's it got? No, go on. No, I think you had it there actually. Oh, no God. What's the next book? Oh, I'm scared of birds. The interviewer wasn't very good. Yeah, that's how it goes.

Oh, 800 The Edge. We'll hook out with a prize for the best yarn. What is your bird trauma? Any trauma related to birds? My friend has a really irrational fear of a bird flying at her face and its beak getting stuck in her four years. That's crazy. And his wings just flap. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. all have bonded over bird trauma this afternoon. God, birds are terrifying. I mentioned a story yesterday that on the weekend, my girlfriend and I were having a sandwich on the viaduct on the waterfront, and Seagull came down and swooped her sandwich up. Terrifying. Now she's afraid of birds.

And I've been afraid of chickens since the age of five as I was locked in a chicken coop for an hour. And now I've got a fear of like a phobia of chickens. Like seriously. They're just so unpredictable, and they're just so like fluttery. The flap underneath their mouth. Yeah. Huh? Chin.

the flap on their chin. You got a saggy chin. Yeah, they've got saggy chin. Oh, is that what brings you out? They're double chin. Well, you know how fast their head moves and the flap kind of lags after it. Oh, it's pretty scary.

Yeah, that's scary, man. Some techs coming through bird trauma. I'm 800 of the edge or 3343. I was swoop bombed by a territorial seagull when I was 12 and got trapped in a public toilet. Have you guys ever had that? You ever had like a bird bomb? Magpies.

Bomb dive bomb you? Yeah. Magpies all the time. Go for a run. Megpies. Oyster catchers if you're at the beach because they get really territorial as well. Yeah, right.

They're scary. It's a scary. Another text. A Kia stole my keys. Oh, yeah. He had to call AA in the middle of nowhere to help me because they're like attracted to shiny things, eh? Yeah, they ruin your car and stuff.

They'll be so annoying. You mean like down in the mountains, like you're going for a hike or something. Keyers racks your keys off you. What do you do? Yeah. That's crazy. Oh, 800 of the edge. Let's go to the phones.

Lisa. Hi Lisa. Hello. Hello. So you've got a bit of bird trauma. Okay, talk to us, Lisa. I mean, luckily the trauma hasn't stayed with me. I do have four chickens now.

But when I was 10 years old, I was chased and savaged by a wandering emu in a park in France. Savaged by emu? What do you mean? What happened? Yeah. So here I was 10 years old. I've been sent on a school exchange trip to Leal. I grew up in the south of England, close to the Channel Tunnel now, but back then it was a ferry.

So it was quite the thing to pack off your small children to France for a week with a bunch of strangers. And we happened to make a visit to this just a regular park. But they also happen to have animals and birds just loose amongst the people. And I think it was, I was carrying like a packet of, you know, like the sheep nuts that you feed to, you know, sheep and other animals like them. So I was walking around with this bag of sheep nuts and this massive emu. I mean, they're a big bird. Huge. And they kind of have scary eyes.

Yes. So it saw my packet of food and it thought, well, I'm going to have that. And it chased me. Honestly, I was screaming around this park and eventually kind of cornered me. And I held out the packet of sheet nuts, like a wee-paste bag. Take it, take it. Yeah, I surrender. Yeah.

And it swooped. It swooped. and it snatched that bag out of my hand. And on the way, it kind of cut the end of my fingers with its beak because it's beat really hard and sharp. Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, I was only 10.

I'm only 5 foot four now, you know, and an emu is a big bird. It's like half an emu. Just imagining, yeah, that would be the most frightening thing on planet Earth. I can't believe you've got chickens now. I think they are the scariest animals. Like whenever I go to a zoo or a farm park or something, emu's and ostriches, I'm not about it, eh? Yeah.

They're terrifying. And someone just sections as well. Magpies will remember someone that have attacked before and will attack them again whenever they see them. I hate MacPiars. They remember you, you reckon. They remember you. That's crazy.

That's why I run in a hoodie because I'm ginger. I've got jewelry on. People don't remember me. That makes a lot of sense. You go incognito for a run. You're avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Listen, sorry, Steph, before we get into your bit,

how Harrison's been carrying around an emotional support volleyball. Yeah. You've got given a volleyball he carries everywhere. I just came out. out of the bathroom. I was in the bathroom and Harrison came out of one of the cubicles and he had his volleyball with him. Took it to the cubicle and the bar. It's like everywhere I go. I need to. Why? Where'd you put it while you're on the toilet?

Under my arm. Like that. Yeah. Then just sat it between the sinks. You could leave your volleyball in the studio like when you go bathroom. Just an idea. No, because I walk around and bounce it and stuff. Okay. It's great. It was revealing though that Sean saw that. Hey, you know what? I'm not going to, yuck your arm. I'm not going to make fun of your hobby. because quite frankly I'm sick to death of people making fun of mine.

And my hobby, according to a new study, means I'm going to live eight years longer than the rest of you. I'm trying to think what your hobby is. I've got several hobbies. Oh yeah? It makes you live longer, though. Eight years longer than the rest of you. Do you love watching traders and love Ireland?

I do love watching reality goes. I don't think that's going to make you live eight years longer though. No, actually that might balance it out. Is it that you never cook? No, that's not my hobby, Sean. My hobby are grandma hobbies. Like jigsaw puzzling? I really love a jigsaw.

I haven't jigsaw puzzled in a while. Puzzles are fun. I love a good puzzle. It has to be a 1,000 piece. Otherwise there's no point doing it. And it has to be a wazchig. Do you buy the wazardt or do you borrow it? No, I buy it.

That's the only thing of puzzles. I got into it like a year ago. Yeah. But you finished them. Yeah. What a waste of space. Well, no, that's why I belong to a Facebook jigsaw puzzling swap group. Oh.

with fellow grandma hobbyers in my community. This is quite cool. Yeah, and so he can all swap and stuff. What cool, is that? Also, other grandma hobbies could include gardening. Nice. I do a bit of that. That's good.

I don't know if you saw my video recently on my Instagram, but I have just, I chat GPTed what VG should go in at the moment at this time of the year in New Zealand, and they told me, and so I did it. It's like carrots and spinach and bits and bobs. How are they looking? Because that was three weeks ago. Looking good, actually.

Actually? Actually, check this morning. Pristine. I believe I want to see it. Pristine. Do you have any old person hobbies Harrison? You're the kind of guy who could surprise me with like crocheting or something? Nah, but my girlfriend crochets and knits all the time.

Oh, there you go, that's one. I'm sure they. Oh, my God, we can hang out when everyone else is dead. Yeah. Yeah, because we're going to live eight years longer than you guys. They're quiet hang out. Yeah, well, actually. You'll be puzzling and she'll be crocheting.

What about tidly winks? I love tiddly winks. Yes, tiddly winks, quilting, baking, knitting, crocheting, birdwatching, embroidery, cross stitch. We won't be bird watching if you listen to the show Oh, I love Siddukes Sadocus. Huge fan of Sadoos. Sadooku.

It's Sadooku. It's a Japanese word. Okay, well now I feel, yeah. Now, according to experts, the reason why your life is elongated when you're doing, quote, grandma hobbies and you're youthful like me, it's because you escape from daily pressures creating a calming space where you can unwind and recharge, it could boost your self-confidence because you can nail a new skill.

If it's a bit of a challenge, it's good for a cognitive growth. That's a smart way of saying your brain gets smarter and problem-solving. If you're participating in shared interest, it could lead to meaningful social interactions. Hear that, Sean, being social. Oh, you need that, man. Yeah. Yeah, I just think with my 30-year-old pursuit to make friends, because all my friends moved overseas,

I don't know if the way I'm going to find them is in a puzzle swap group on Facebook. I mean, it might be. Tell you what. Moraine, Glinda, and Alberta would strongly disagree. Hell of a time on the jins, Maureen is. That's two besties. Your avos Hit Harder with Sean, Steph

and Harrison. The Edge. Harrison, you haven't seen this, but I have a very special set of skills, mate. I actually had studied hypnotherapy for a little while. Sure. And I do this kind of niche form of hypnotherapy where I help people break their addictions through

as I see this type of hypnosis I do it and I've been doing it on Steph the last couple weeks because just helping you get over a few addictions What have you been addicted to do, Seth? The Traders NZ which is a game reality show and Love Island

UK, which is a game reality show. Poor no, not that one yet. I'm really holding on tight to that addiction. I don't want to have that session yet. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. But I am ready for a bit of help, please Sean if you may is, and I don't know if you're listening,

have seen these pop up on your TikTok feed yet, but my God, once I start watching them, I can't stop. It's the AI videos where someone is slowly and very carefully cutting fruit and vegetables that are made of glass. And these videos can last a couple of minutes. And I'm scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, and then I've watched the full thing. it just captivates me.

It makes me tingle. It makes me feel things. I just can't stop watching these AI fruit and vegetable glass cutting videos. It sounds terrific, can I just say? It's like the most meditative, joyful moment of my day. Okay. You know, I hear this a lot, don't worry. I've helped a lot of people with this.

Obviously, you've signed the waiver and you do know this is just a caveat Harrison that with this process and the way I do things, I will be able to get rid of this addiction, but I will replace it with another addiction. that's just the way it works. Something lighthearted, like sniffing PVA or something. But it's just something lighthearted that I will be replacing this addiction with. Cool.

All right, Steph, you know how it works? Can you hold my crystal balls, please? Both of them? Yeah, I hold the crystal balls in one hand and the crystal shaft as well. That's okay. Okay. Repeat after me. I don't understand this.

I will not watch AI fruit being cut. I will not watch AI fruit being cut. All planets. Oh, the planets are so good. Harrison. Does Fogus? Steph, or planets? All planets.

or various AI depictions of objects being spread on toast. I haven't seen those yet. Or any kind of AI depictions of things being spread on toast. I have one life. I have one life. I will not waste it this way. I will not waste it this way. There you go, Steph.

You're broken in that addiction. Congratulations. I feel better already. Wow. Do you feel cured? Genuinely, I feel cured. And I want to help you, man, as well. Because I know you might not want to admit this.

Admitting it is the first step. But I've noticed you've got an emotional attention. attachment to a, to a ball. Oh, yes. I am addicted to my balls. I'm addicted to my balls. He's got an emotional support volleyball. He's carried with them everywhere.

I go to tears, but I'm constantly carrying around my balls. Would you be willing to open up and let me help you with it? Yeah. Okay. And you listening, you as well, 3343 can text or even better call on 0.800 the edge. Share with us your low level addiction. And Sean, he's a master at it. Honestly, works every time.

He'll be able to help you through. it. And just one quick last question for me. Does anyone have any glue? We'll help you with that after this. Harrison, can you sign the waiver please? And then if you could take the crystal balls from Steph. I'll look at the waiver later probably

because it's quite big, but I will hold the balls. And then hold the crystal shaft as well, that's all right. Can I just hold the balls? I'm really into the balls. You really know. Okay. Repeat after me, please, Harrison. You don't need it? Oh, should we do it next? Sorry, we'll do it next. Oh, he's it.

Hold on tight. Get the whole more for longer. Don't grab them that hard. All right. I'm 100 of the edge. Keep them warm. Your Ravos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

And I am a bit of an expert at hypnotherapy. You might not have heard it. It's a bit of a different take on hypnotherapy. It's a little bit... I'm helping people from addictions. I'm quite good at it. As a side effect of this process, I will be replacing it with another addiction,

but it's the lesser of two evils kind of thing. I just helped Steph with her addiction to AI fruit and vegetable made of glass cutting videos. Oh, I hate that sound. Still gets me. Harrison, I want to help you now, man, with your emotional support volleyball. I'm addicted to carrying around my balls around the office.

Just why it's an emotional support. Well, your dog actually got a hold of my balls on Friday, one of them, who's sucking it, and I said, I don't want that. The tennis ball, yeah, yeah. I don't want that to happen. He also pierced six holes in your other ball. Man, I love Larry as all, but he's a bit of monster. Yeah, uncontrollable.

I thought you'd be into it, though. Nope. You've been carrying it around. You brought it in every day. You bring it home at the end of the day. I caught you earlier, if you missed it at 3pm. In the bathroom, I ran into you coming out of a cubicle with your volleyball. That was quite startling.

I think it's important to admit that you might need help, and I'll help you with us. This is the help, though. Yeah, this is the help right now. No, no, the ball is the help. Is it? Yeah, emotional support ball. Yeah. let's try and

help you with that and then we'll work on the other stuff, eh? Can you hold the crystal balls, please? Happily. And then the crystal shaft. You've been surrounded by so many balls in the room. Please repeat after me, Harrison. Have you signed that waiver yet? Yeah, perfect. Repeat after me, I don't need emotional support

sports equipment. I don't need emotional support sports equipment. This is clearly a cry for help. I'll just do the first one. I will talk to someone. I'll definitely chat with people about it. And that person will not be a volleyball. Aw.

Come on, Harrison. I don't know what I can do it. Laynan if you want the help. I mean, you can't be, you know, you've got to want the help to get help, don't you? The person's not going to be volleyball. They're happy. Done.

Broken from your addiction to your volleyball. Don't worry. Let's go to the phone. It's been replaced with something else. You're hooked on fentanyl. Oh, 800 the edge. Zara is here from Tootonga with an addiction that I think we can all relate to. I do this all the time as well.

Zara. What do you do? Hi, I'm addicted to taking a million screenshots of things I know I don't need, but then I can't delete them because I think I'll need it. Like screenshot, I'll read that later or I'll look at that again. So many screenshots are my phone. Zara, I see this all the time. Please hold the crystal balls if you don't mind.

I have popped them. And the crystal shaft as well. Zara, if that's okay. Yep, got it. Perfect. Repeat after me. I will not screenshot nonsense. I will not screenshot nonsense

No recipes No recipes No tops that I think are cute But I'm definitely not going to buy No tops that I think are cute But I'm definitely not going to buy No inspirational quotes No inspirational quotes

And no hot insta picks on stories That I fear are going to go away after 24 hours Actually don't worry about that one Zahari you're free of it mate Don't worry Congratulations Congratulations, Keogh. Of your screenshoting.

Thank you. Thank you. I never signed the waiver, though. Oh, God, that's going to get me in some legal trouble when you realize. When you realize you are now heavily addicted to betting on the Greyhounds. But don't worry, Zara, you're free of that screenshotting, mate. Good stuff. Thank you.

I love your work. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey. Hey. I are brought to you guys today. The sort of joke that I said, we were talking about, if you were a call, we were talking about the best villains of all time.

And then I said, then Steve, you said, I reckon it possibly is Darth Vader. I remember that happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big Star Wars fans there. And then I said, Luke, I am your father. Yeah. So I can even do a good impression.

It sounded like you're doing a Yoda impression of... No, no, no. A Yoda would be, Father, I am yours. Yeah. See? So it's quite different. I'm a fan on you. He said, yeah, the best villain of all times.

I was Vader and then I said, Vader, I hardly know it. And that reaction right there, that was the exact reaction that I had in the room. No, I know, I understand that this joke exists and it's like a thing that bits of crutch that people say. Yeah. Steve, you hadn't heard it. Never. I still don't get it.

Yeah, I know. So can you, are you going to finally reveal what it is? Well, that's the reveal. I can riff off some other ones that I have. Oh, okay. You know, like I've always wanted a day to gamer. gamer I hardly know her

You know what I'm So has to end with A You're, I hardly know her Like it rhymes I hardly know her Has you no one seen my razor

Razor? Razor What would I say there? You don't know her No I'd say I hardly know her You have to say I hardly know her

Why? What's the, Is that like a new window? Well it's kind of just a thing where you know You pick a funny word Someone say something like You're talking about a facial cleanser

You know Talk about a facial clean Is it sexual? No, just talk about it about a facial cleanser? I'm going to buy probably any facial cleanser from the supermarket. Oh, cleanser, you say.

I hardly know her. You know what it is. I don't get what you're doing. It's kind of as sexual actually. It's the same as that's what she said. It's just when you say those exact words, everyone goes, oh, he's doing the bit, that bit.

Yeah. Okay, well, can I try one? Do I try one, go? Okay, this morning, before I came to work, I got out the vacuum cleaner because the carpet was yuck. Cleaner? I hardly know.

Does that work? That's perfect. I think it is a sexual thing actually. How does that work? Well, it's because, like, you know, vacuum cleaner. It's like, clean her. It's like, clean her? I hardly know her.

I can't clean her. That's what it is. That's what it is. Producer Nurse Sam, what's to chime in on this? But then you said Vader. So what's vaid someone? Yeah, it doesn't really work. See, that's kind of the joke part of it.

Sometimes it doesn't actually mean it. It doesn't have to make sense. Oh my gosh, I think I just got it. Go. Do another one. Do another one. Okay. Okay.

Um, okay, okay. I'm going to put a hairbrush through my hair and brush her, but I hardly know her. You've used the word her. You've used brush her. It's one word. Huh? Is that wrong? No, it's wrong because you've said her.

But you've said vacuum cleaner. Yeah, that would work. I have a flat tire. Tire? Tire. Tire? Oh, I hardly know her. Piner.

Tie her up. But I hardly know her. I can't tie someone that I barely know. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Sean's five-star fact. Boy, have you tuned in at the right time? This is the part of the show where I give an incredible fact on a journey to give a fact that's so shareable, original and performs to such a great extent that it is deemed five out of five stars in our judging criteria. If you've just started listening to this radio show, Sean's really good at the... segment. Yeah.

Hey, like, so good. Femominal. You're being ironic. Nah. Nah, you're good man. Sarcastic. Sorry, being sarcastic. Oh, yeah. No, we're back.

Yes, okay. Yeah, we're back. That's exactly what we're back. So we're doing. So we're your judges, Sean, Harris and myself, Steph and producer nurse Sam and everyone listening. He's never been able to get a full five out of five fact from us. So that's how bad he is.

I mean, you're really good. I've come close, though. Yep. I've come close. Today's fact is really good. I think this is something that everyone can relate to. You'll probably reshare it a lot. And it's kind of blown my mind, to be honest.

And today's fact is... My hands to myself. Oreos... A vegan. Knew it. Yeah, I know that. All vegans know it too, listening. I produce an earth fam.

Yeah, she knew it. Also, I would query your pronunciation of Oreo. Oreo. Ore. Ore. Ore. It's not Ori. It's Ori.

Is that actually your fact today? I can't believe that's your fact. Oh, that's so annoying. It's so annoying. It's Selena Gomez music. It's such a bad fact. It's Selena Gomez music because I said she's going to Oreo. Her is genuinely gutters?

This is just like, yeah, common knowledge. This is the sound of me dunking a... No, I'm sorry. You've got the most... You've ever got excited about a fact is when you found out you're not meant to cook with extra virgin olive oil. That was a great fact. That's a bit of fact.

Well, my point my standard, because I don't know what you know what you guys don't know. Everyone knows that Oreo's a vegan. I thought everyone knew you couldn't cook with extra virgin olive oil. Okay, producer, Nurse Sam, do we even bother marking this one? No, I think we just pretend it didn't happen. I'm playing the place. Call this one are done. Can I do my backup fact?

No. No. You've ruined it today. That's why we've lost my opportunity. Yeah. Your Arvos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Right now, though, speaking of Maccas have brought back the Mick Rib.

Have you heard about it? If you know, you know, if you don't, the Mick Rib is back. We've got an exclusive giveaway right now with a good old fact. fashion, McRib. Blow 800 the edge and every single caller that goes on to the year in the next couple of minutes with us will win $50 cash and a McRib large combo. Your favourite limited edition has finally dropped Mick Ribs back on the menu at MacAs and because Kaylee was so lovely a second ago to you, Sean, and made you feel better again

after the diss that came through on the text machine. Kaylee, welcome to the McRib, Blue! Kaylee. Thanks guys. Yeah, Kaylee, what are you going to do? You're going to go to the drive. and eat the McRib shirtless and let it just strip over you and go, oh, I got sauce on me.

Oh, now I've got a McRib nipples of what? Sexy. Woo. Let's go to Bronwyn now, who's called through an 0-800-the-Eat. Bronwyn, welcome to the McRib. What are you going to do? You're going to go to the dry-thru, get a McRib, and then go home and remove a couple of your ribs

and chuck it in and the McRib so the McRib lasts longer because it's bigger and yummy, or what? Maybe not quite. I'm pretty good, I think. Yeah! Okay, let's go to Mark on 0-800 the edge. Mark, welcome to the Mick Rib. Go.

Hey, what are you going to do, Mark? You're going to get a Mick rib and then get your mate Mick and take his shirt off and then rub sauce all over his ribs and then eat the McRib off Mick's ribs. Absolutely. Yeah. Shot Mark, show Mark. Okay, let's go to Nicky on 0800 The Edge. Nicky, welcome to the McRibb. Harrison, do you mind?

Go, go. Okay, um... Hey, Nikki, Nikki, what are you going to do with the McRibb? Are you going to go into your kitchen and then place the McRibreub on a plate and then open up your cutler and then immediately take out a knife. and a fork and then cut it like little pieces at a time and eat it really politely. Absolutely, then I'm going to have a McRib bath and I'm just going to smear it everywhere because I love the McRib. One more caller on 0800, The Edge Hara is and it back to you for this one.

Cain's here. Welcome to the McRibb. Kaine, what are you going to do, mate? You're going to go home with your McRib before you go to bed, take out your pillows at the pillowcase and shove McRib in there and bat it around the room and then chuck a nah. I'm going to bury in that pillow and just score that McRib. Yes. That's crazy. Finally crass.

That's crazy. If you don't listen to our show usually, it's usually more chill than that. Up Niggs. Next, what do you call you genitals? Okay, maybe it's not any more chill than that. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. What is the fun name that you have for your partner's genitals or vice versa?

Yeah. This comes from Jojo SeaWa. She is an American entertainer. Harrison, you're watching the show that she originally starred in. Dance Mums. Yeah, from like way back in the day. Yeah, she's so cute in it. She's like my favourite character in it.

Yeah, she's all grown up now, though, and she, a couple of months back, was on the UK version of Big Brother over there, the celebrity edition where celebs are stuck in a house. And she met a ex-love Islander by the name of Chris Hughes, and they fell deep, deep, deep in love. And it's a beautiful thing to watch now on social media. You're screwing your face up a bit?

You're not into it? No, my eyes just hurt. Sorry. Nothing to do with that. Sorry. Are you okay? I'm all good. Okay.

You love their love story though, right? I love their love story. So JoJo Sewa, Chris Hughes, Going Strong. And if you are familiar with Jo Jo Sewa, you'll know this. If you don't know who she is, you won't know this. But she had this fantasy, and she's talked about this in interviews for years, that she really wants triplets one day called Freddie, Eddie and Teddy. That's like her thing.

She loves, like, rhyming names. And so Chris Hughes, now her boyfriend, was in an interview yesterday. and he didn't have to reveal this information, but this is what Jojo Sewa calls his downstairs. She calls my balls Jimmy and Timmy. So she must like... Jimmy and Timmy. So she kind of like...

She must love, like, the rhyming lingo. She likes a rhyme. She likes a rhyme with the names. I don't know how you use that in kind of like a seductive manner. Bring old Jimmy and Timmy over here. So it's crazy. Me and my... Me and my girlfriend have been together for four years now,

and we always, every year she gives me a new name for my bulls. Really? Yeah. Every year you get a new name. We first met it was bubble and squeak. Oh. The next year it was ping and pong. Okay.

And then what was the other one? Oh, you're salt and pepper because one of them's a bit darker than the other. Oh. And then it's currently just ginger nuts. Because you've got ginger hair, don't you? Yeah. Makes sense. Wow.

I can't say I'm familiar with this practice within my own relationships. I've never named a body part. Well, a lot of people out there have. 0,800 the edge. Let's go to the phone so you can call a text, by the way, to 33443. What do you call your partners downstairs? Let's go to Amy first. You've gone kind of Jojo Sea were vibes with a kind of a strong first name for his piece.

What is it? Amy, from Auckland? Oh, yeah, sorry. Hi. Yeah, we went with Nigel. Oh, like Nigel, no mates. Oh. Yeah.

Oh, is he getting no attention? Aw. Is that why? Oh, he's like, oh, he's like a lot. No. Why did you pick Nigel then? Um, so I grew up watching the Wild Storm Mary. Yeah.

And she noted that with the giant nose. The dry nose, yeah. Oh. And he was called Nigel. and I just thought it was a really funny name. And then one day I just kind of started saying it, and that's where we got. Could you pass the phone over to your partner?

I'd love to know what he thinks of this is up. He's here. Yeah, put Nigel on. Put him on. Hello. Hey, so do you enjoy that little nickname there? I've got used to it now. Yeah.

It's a bit of a shock. at the start. I take it as a compliment. What do you boys think? It's Nigel from the Wildthornberry's big nose. Let's be real, it is a massive nose. It's a massive nose. It's a big curler.

Yeah. It's got a bit of an arc to it. Bit of fluff on the bottom. So, mate, I think it's a huge column of it, man. Get on you. Yeah, awesome. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

This is a unique one. Oh, 800, The Edge. What do you refer? What's your nickname for your partner's genitals and vice versa? Yeah, one of my favourite celebrity couples at the moment. We learn a lot about them today when Chris Hughes, who goes out with Jojo Seaward, he said that she calls his balls Jimmy and Timmy.

She calls my balls Jimmy and Timmy. So that is because she must like. She didn't need to say that in this interview, by the way. No, I didn't need to. But the conversation has nothing to do with it. But we want to know what your name. off your partner's bits. I'd say half the messages

have received, we can not read out. Unbroadcastable. Yeah. Your dirty dogs out there. Very filthy. I love it. Olivia, let's go to you first on 0800 the edge. Hi. What do you call your partner's things? My partner actually calls my boots

titisaurus rexes. But he's gone... Okay, what? He's gone. A little bit deeper into it and he calls the left one Rex and the right one Rexton but they're the girls

the Tidtor of Rex. So there's Rex and there's Rekston but combined they make Tittosaurus Rex. Yes. That is both the most beautiful and most sexist thing I've ever heard of my entire life. What happens when he calls you? So

I'm imagining like you're setting the mood like you're like yes it's sex night. Let's this and he walks in and he's like, go on, get out to the Sorosurix, like, what happens? I think I just described it perfectly. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. All right, Libby. Thank you so much for that.

Let's go to Demi now from Blenheim. Hi, Demi. Hi, I'm going to get into so much trouble for this call. You don't have to tell us. It's okay, but it'd be cool if you did. What do you call your man's bit? Mr Squeezy Mr Squeezy

What is that We watched a cartoon and there was Mr. Weenie And they had turned into Mr Squeezy This is the great thing about a nickname It always starts in one place and ends up somewhere very far from it So it was Mr Weenie first So now it's Mr Squeezy Is Mr Squeezy a character

Or is it because you strangle the bastard Oh Oh That's confidential Oh my God. Don't have to answer that, do you mean? Okay, just chicken? Let's move on.

Wow. That's crazy. Thank you for your honesty, everybody. Oh, my gosh. A lot we can't read out. I think my... I'm actually trying to find one that I can read out and it's hard. I think my favourite was Nigel.

Catch a podcast if you've just joined us now. That was amazing. But thank you everybody. I'm going to ask what your newly engaged partner calls your downstairs. Go on, Sean. We've opened up. Everyone else has. Tell us, Sean.

I reckon I could guess. What are you guys? The cheesy garlic footlong sub. Climmy. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Yes, no. Guys, cars are a bit bugged at the moment, yeah?

Yeah. It's not doing good. Oh dear. So I've vied off into the busing way of life. So I buss a lot more these days. I think it's relaxing. Oh, man, that's busing. It is relaxing.

But I feel like there's a lot of things I try and do on the bus. I don't know, I get a bit bored in there. So I try and do lots of things. Okay, well, what do you do? All right. I run your third list. You just tell me if it's yes, no, maybe appropriate or not, yeah? Yeah.

First thing I do, I sit behind the driver so I can punch the around whenever we pass a yellow car. Yellow car. Poor, do I reckon that. Black number, black white riding? Just for a bit of a game. I don't think. Do you play Swift?

You see a Suzuki Swift? You go, Swift? No, wouldn't go that far. What's your reaction received normally from the driver when you're hitting him? Kind of the swerve of the whole bus. Whoa! And everyone kind of tips to the side. Okay, I'd go no then.

No. Stop abusing anyone really here. I'll do it maybe, maybe for that one. Instead of pushing the stop button, I just yell it out. Stop! Like when I'm ready to hop off. Okay. It's a no.

I mean, I don't, I would have mine that. I hate technology these days, you guys. It's all buttons and robots and stuff. I'd rather just go straight to the source. As long as you're not aggressive about it, if you're doing it politely. I'm alerting them that we need to stop the bus immediately. I think, stop please, then I'd be okay.

I'd be okay. I'd probably add a please to it then. Yeah, okay. Add a please. All right, no, then add a please. Yeah. Okay. Next thing I do, is someone else presses the stop button.

I yell out, nope, this isn't my stop. Keep going. No, so I've never bused before. So public transport is for the public. And so it's not just you, it's other people. And so they might need to stop there. So you just slow down, stop, you let them get off and then you continue going to where you need to go.

But they can maybe not be selfish and wait until I get dropped off and then they can do their drop-offs. You make a good point. Thank you. No, no. It's a no. It's a yes. We're going to get doing that. It's a bit of a power move kind of thing.

But when I walk and I check the wharf? Okay. Two months? A 360 walk around of the bus. Yeah, I just check it out. Two months, mate. You know, I do that. Just as a reminder.

Just to keep him aware of, you know. Yeah, true, sure. No, that's safety first. I like it. I don't hear you doing that. I chalk their tire on the way in. But you're not a parking order. I know, but I just want to make sure that the parking warders know.

No what? That this bus has been here for this amount of time. This tire is able to have chalk placed upon it. Yeah. Okay. But the bus is going to leave instantly as soon as you get on it. It'll rub off. Straight away.

I don't, yeah, I'm going to run. No, it's a waste of chalk on that. I don't really get that one. I took a reserve sign from a table at a restaurant, and now I'll bring it on to the bus and put on the seat next to me. Smart. I like that one.

Thank you very much. A couple more. I keep pressing the stop button even when it's not my stop and point to the old man in front of me and say it was them. So no. That's pretty good.

Self-abusing old people. Yeah, don't do it to old people but do it to young teenagers and I'm for it. Okay, final one. You know the smash in case of emergency button in the window? Yeah.

I smash that and I always point to the old guy in front of me and say it was him. No again. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. I steal the old man sleeping in front of me, his bus card and just use that to pay. It's a no. That all was in the bus, though. Oh my God.

Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Time for the top three. Big news story overnight, guys. New Zealand is lost at the International Sharing Competition opening round to Wales. How is it possible? I know, right? Well, people shared whales.

No. No, they're still sharing sheep against the country. I see your confusion. Oh. Are you short? Have you double cheap that? Oh my God. I literally just understood what you're saying.

Okay. The country whales. I thought we're talking about the animal. No, no, we're not sharing whales. That's horrific that we've decided that we're suddenly going to start sharing whales. Okay. No, the thing is we used to have more sheep per person than Wales. We've lost that to them now.

The country Wales. The country, the Welsh. Sorry, I'm going to refrain this. The Welsh people. Refhrase this. The Welsh people. Now have more sheeper person than us. Who's cutting the whales, though?

No, I've got, it's not whaling. Country whales here. Neither one. I'm with you. I'm with you. Country whales. Okay, yeah, sure. So we're not as good at sheep sharing, as we used to be. So I've got the top three national identities that we're slowly losing as a country.

It's that time of the day. The time to get your news. Brought to you by... The three things every international person knows about New Zealand. Lord of the Rings, Lord. And actually, that's it. It's just two. And presented by...

The feeling. when someone overseas goes, you guys have that awesome Prime Minister Jacinda Rae, and we go Oh, yep, we did. It's the edge top three. Oh, I miss her. Top three national identities that we're slowly losing, guys.

One. The identity of leaving celebrities alone. That was our thing. You can't hear you're a celebrity, you'll be left to your own devices. The other day I saw a clip of Jason and Momoa here recently with a group asking him for a photo. We don't do that, Keywees. No, we don't do that. We don't. We politely stare at them from a distance and we nudge our

and go, oh, it's Aquaman G. And then we leave them alone because we're too worried about bothering them. And we tell our friends and family and no one believes us because we never got a photo. I'm with you. Yeah, it's what we do. It's what a shout-out. Sorry, Paris, if you can just pipe down over here. Sorry, do you go?

Honestly, it was irrelevant. Shout out. Honestly, the moments pass. Now we need to know. I need to know what the shout out. We simply can't. Okay, I was going to say, shout out to all the great Kiwis. You don't come say hi to me for that reason.

Oh, gosh. Two. No, that's actually a good bit. The top three national identities we're slowly losing as being the country where you can buy a pie and a Coke as a cheap lunch. I'm quite worried about this guy. I went to the wild bean the other day.

Cost me 11 bucks for a pie and a Coke. That's crazy. Should never be above. It has a lot of money. No, not Harrison. He just gets a selfie with the person working there. No, I don't because they don't bother me and I really appreciate that from Kiwis.

Hey, all. Three. And the third national identity we're slowly losing is the country with a problematic binge drinking culture. Step up, New Zealand. Stats show this new generation aren't drinking half as much as we did. Our national identity is funneling Cody's and taping old moot ciders to our hands. It's being threatened. Bring it back. It's true. The young people just aren't drinking, eh? My partner Jake went out to a gig on the weekend. I didn't go because I don't socialise.

But he told me that literally the bartender was just standing there. I didn't know what to do because no one was getting drinks. Boring. Boring. Crazy a. And that is... It's the Edge Top Three. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Big news if you just missed it.

Ed Sharon coming to New Zealand again next February. Check this out. If you're in Christchurch, shout it to you guys. He said in Christchurch, Auckland, Wellington. Next February on his loop tour. And actually, there's a private message that he sent us. Yeah, inside of a balloon.

We managed to pop it. and open the QR code eventually. And this is the little video message that came up. Hey, Auckland. I'm super excited to be coming back. I'm kicking off my Australia and New Zealand tour in your city on January 16th. I'm at the Go Media Stadium.

I'm happy to be coming back. It's going to be great. So not only Auckland, Christchurch and Wellington too, and we get him before the rest of Australia then. Yeah, I thought the video message is going to be a little more personal to our show or something. That's okay. Well, like, hi Harrison.

Thanks for supporting me. Oh, Harrison, Sir, and Shore. Welcome. I'm ha'upper b'i back. He's not Irish. Is he not? Nah, nah, man. Far out.

So, we are going to play around. He's not good at geography, but God, he's a good tap dancer. A round of tap that. Tap that. Tap that. He'll tap all day long. Tap that. It is tap choosing to.

Tap that. The game is simple. Call O800 the Edge. And guess which song Harrison Keith is tap dancing, too of Ed Sherons? Difficult, even though we've narrowed it down. to add a deep back catalogue. Huge. Oh, selecting the song, guys.

There was a lot of errors to go through, a lot of symbols that I had to look through. Oh, yes. To divide the plus and everything. And I always think TAPD that's a great way to give away things, but arguably, arguably, it's the hardest way to win tickets on radio in New Zealand. It's quite tricky. It does depend on how well Harrison's like nailing the tapping.

Well, I mean, it depends on your guys hearing, I'll say. So your skills determine whether someone waiting patiently on hold on 0,800 The Edge. We'll see Ed Shearing for free or not. Literally. All right, tap that is the game. Harrison's going to tap an Edg Sharon song. Tap it away, Harrison.

Can we get one more? Can we get one more tap, please? Okay. Sorry, I'm trying to figure it out myself. He's got headphones on. He's taking this very seriously. That's tough. You think that's hard.

That's an easy option. Jesus, all right, let's go to the phones. Kylie from Wellington on 0800 the edge. What song is Harrison tapping? Okay, we're going to lock in shape with you. Kylie, unfortunately, that's not the song. I'm sorry. Sorry.

Good guess, though. Devastating stuff, Kylie. Sorry, Kylie. I shouldn't seem that bummed out. That's good. All right, let's go to you, Bryce from Auckland. What song is Harrison Tapping? I have no idea, but I'm going to say, Sapphire. It's not Sapphire, sorry, Bryce.

No, it is not. Oh, Kendra is here from Christch. What song's Harrison Tapping for? double past Ed Shearron? Oh, I'm going to say as either. No, sorry, it's not that either. Can you narrow it down to an era or like a... There might be more people.

There's lots and lots of people waiting. Jackson from Christch, what songs he's happened? Oh, I hope like hell it is I don't care. Nah, it's not so. Oh my God. Damn. So let's go to Philippa. What songs he happened?

Perfect? Not perfect. Narrowing down the songs. It's an upbeat one, you know? Okay, a clue after Rachel's guess if she doesn't get it. Okay, Rachel, for a double pass to Ed Shear and what songs, Harrison Tapping?

It's Cool Way, Girl. That's what I would have said, too. I reckon it was Cool Way Girl. Rachel, I guess you've got to issue in there, are you? Really? The Devon Christiard Show. It is, I, at the stadium there, right? Yeah, Rachel, first time I've seen.

Oh my God. You're going to be there, Rach. I love the, gosh. confidence rage. That was so good. I got a head rush. I just knew it. I just knew it. I'm feeling dizzy. Amazing. That is incredible. And Ed Sharon, of course, coming to Auckland, Wellington Christchurch.

Next year, February tickets go on sale next Tuesday. Presale start next Monday. Your Arvos, Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Hey, I hope you enjoyed that podcast. This is the podcast outro where we do a little bit more. Things got a little off topic. I went to my first media work social club event today, guys. Now, this is something that I, there's a social club in our wider company.

So the edge is part of this with a few other stations and marketing people and different things. And I'm part of the social club. I went to my first event today. We had a lunch, an outdoor lunch today. I came in half an hour earlier at lunch and I sat with it. I made some friends. It was really nice. What's their names?

Patty. Oh, Harrison, get this. Get this. Patty's already your friend. So I walk in today into work and I see all the social club people doing their things. and he's literally having food with someone that he talks to anyway. So he's spent money having lunch with Patty who he's friends. Patty he went to Jiu-Zitsu with.

Yes. So you could have literally, for free. Why did you go today? You could have just had lunch with Patty. The whole point of the social club is to socialize and mean you people, but that's what you said. That's the point of it. It is.

You know Patty. I don't know Patty that well. I saw it and I just could not stop laughing. Oh my God, I wish I saw this. The point is to meet people. What are you doing, Sean? What are you mean? The point is to meet people and be social.

So I was social. But you were social with someone that you could have like just had lunch with anyway and not had to pay money for food that you was probably not going to want to pick for lunch anyway and just buy what you want, like sushi or something. And then just go upstairs and have lunch with party. Like when I sign up, because I'd like to, I'm not just going to hang out. Well, it's not like we're just going to hang out together the whole time, me and you. It was my first social club and I sat and had a lunch.

No, Patty will be there. With Patty? I'll sit with someone different next time. It was my first one to pick someone to sit with. Well, Patty. How was it? Lunch with Patty. Here's the scenario.

I like Patty. But I'm on the line with Patty for the lunch. He goes, should we get a seat over there? I'm not going to go, no, sorry, mate. I'm going to go find someone new. I'm going to go sit with Patty and we had lunch together. We've never had lunch together. So it was a good excuse me.

Maybe you could say, you know what, Patty? Let's sit together, but with these people over here. We did. We ended up sitting with people I didn't usually talk to us. What were their names? Christian Scherer, the engineer from upstairs. Yeah? Who else?

What was wrong with that? He's just a... Georgia? He's a boss. Georgia from out here? I don't really know her very well. Okay. See, for me, I spend...

We come to work and I go... I basically go into the studio. I go to a meeting room and I lock myself in the studio for five hours. And I only actually have, like, watercaller chat with everyone in the office. So it's my opportunity to be part of the... So when people talk about us and they go, oh, announcers never get to know anyone. They're just sitting there little ivory tower in the studio and don't talk to anyone. Not me, mate.

I'm a common... I think we totally understand, which I think is the point we bring forward of maybe... just go with the guy you already know. Everything you're saying, you haven't lived up to her today. Well, the thing with Patty is, I'm early on in that relationship. Okay. So that was the first time we've hanged. You went to do Jitsu with him for fuck's sake.

That was the first time. So this was hanging, we was having lunch together. Guys, I've got a hat of burning questions. Should we get going? Get back calm. I love how passionate you both are at the social club. I think it's really funny that you spend money to hang out with someone you'd hang it with anyway. All right.

I love that is all right. They're all typed out. Oh, cute. Shut down. Your stage name, your stage name is your last meal plus the last thing you googled. Who are you?

Oh. Google history. Pull it up. Last thing you googled. Google. I know, I just Googled something. And your what? Last thing you ate.

Last thing you ate. How do you find the last thing you googled? I'd be muffin stuff NZ. Ha ha ha! That's funny. Stuff NZ is what I googled today for prepping the show and I had a muffin. Muffin stuff's funny.

How do you look at things that you've just googled? Just go to your Google bar and hit it. I don't know. I use Safari. Same. Go to the book is fired at the bottom. Oh yeah, okay. Just on there.

Mine is omelette compressor. That's pretty good. That's quite good. That's quite good. Sounds like a good, like a rapper. Omelette compressor. Yeah, I like that. So these are conversation starters that our producer has put in there to see if it sparks

anything for the show. I'm not sure what she intended for us to get out of this one Beyond. That's funny. That's a good one. I was like, okay, I don't know how far. We're going to go with this now. Armand.

Gmail. Armand Gmail. Next question? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'll do it. Okay. Oh, I reckon this is going to be a good one. What's the last thing you searched in Google?

Oh, fuck off. Sam. Producer Sam. It's the same fucking thing. It's the same thing twice. It's been us two Google search prompts. Did AI make these? Oh no, let me find a new one.

That was really funny. Okay, the next question is... Sam's having a technical disaster. Oh, this is going to take so much effort. Create a fake tourism ad for the weirdest, most underrated New Zealand town you can think of. These are so chat GPT with them. I know that because I've always. I've asked Shat GBT to come up with radio ideas before

and it doesn't do very well with it. That's a little bit. Should I choose a new one? I like it. Let's say that for another day. Put that back in the hair. Okay, we'll put it back in the hair. All right.

Fake tourism ad. Yeah. It's a lot to ask. I choose the town of Bulls. Oh, yeah. What would the theme be? Bulls. Mine would be bluffing.

It would be we're not bluffing. I'd choose Ross. And it would just be like quotes from Ross from Friends. I figure we've probably could have pulled that one off, actually. You've hired a DJ. You know, you've been hired to DJ a toddler's birthday party, what three things are on the set list. Wouldn't take a gig to start off with? Oh, you're open for the wiggles.

Oh, you're in the wiggles, mate. That's a toddler's fucking concept. That's why I wouldn't do this. Because when I open for the wiggles, I made so many kids cry. As someone who literally has a dance party every single night of the week with a toddler, can I please recommend Crazy Frog, Poyer, and the song called Freeze Dance Party. It's really good Poe is a good one I know he plays every night

With his poy It's like the cutest thing Yeah that's good Lots of sounds for him That's good Crazy Frog were driving up the fucking wall Love it though Has you played a baby shark yet

Oh no Fuck don't Because you'll come and sing it Fuck D-de-de-D-D Do you know the first fight That means Sarah ever had Was because she wanted me to

It was real random It was the first argument It was the first argument We'd ever had We went to get for like a year At this point And she wanted to do her And I didn't want to do it

Well like dance it Just do it she said, I'm going to do it. I was like, those clear years is tired. I'm like, now I'm like, no, I'm not fucking doing gangam stuff

and we're like, full on, that was our first ever like dispute and upset us and so whenever we hear that song not often we hear it or says someone to do it

she looks and be like mm-hmm like that is triggering for us maybe that time you didn't dance for me literally like that's our first ever time we had an argument

was to get about gangham style it's so weird I know but I'm not doing fucking gangam style right now just got home from work whatever it was yeah

it's weird that she wanted you to do Gangnam style. No, I get it. I get it. It's just a random, you know. Jake does a really good Elmo impression, and I get so upset when he refuses to do it. Yeah, it's like that. It's like, Cher makes you try to do a bit of a little time, and sometimes I don't want to fucking do that today. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to

fucking do it today. It's funny. What does Jeannie make you do? Dress up like a naughty schoolgirl. Okay, three songs I pick. I'd say Big Red Car, the Wiggles. My is white,

I was red And. Why are you taking it so seriously? And Delilah by friend again. Hey there, Delilah. What's it like a new... Okay, here's the phrase song, everybody. Hold on, we just got to stick through an ad.

One minute. Do you do, do do, do... I don't want to pick, fucking... Dabidi-de-da-do. Nah, not that. Sapphire. A lot of the freeze game. The freeze game.

Wait for the hook. Wait for the drop. Wait for the drop. That's so makes me not want to have... Here we go. Dancing, dancing all over. So you dance, right? You're dancing in this bit.

Dance to the rounds. And then wait for it, wait for it, wait for it. Ready, ready, ready? Until you freeze until... Is Rocco get at it? Ready? Then you unfraised and you start up there. Does he actually freeze?

Fuck yeah. That's quite good. My boy can freeze pretty good. Fuck yeah, my boy can freeze. Fuck you're my boy. Are you saying you can't freeze? How? He's like he can't freeze.

That's mean that he froze. I just can't believe that a one-year-old can't like freeze. He's got a fucking hop or darts very well. Yeah, he's going to read the fucking move. But boy can he freeze. Fuck, that's funny. Okay, bye everyone. That was funny.

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