The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #113: Harrison begins his autobiography right at the start... the VERY start ᯡ

Episode Date: July 29, 2025

Take that, Tuesday! EZ Money  The official Edge mascot! (in the making) 5 Star Fact Sean our resident hypnotist helps with addictions... Harrison gives us ‘Stage Names’ Shhhmeg chat Top 3 Harrison’s book excerpt Sean is looking for friends in ALL the wrong places Does summer suck just as much as winter? 'Tiddle me Rhis' Steph’s segment segment… Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, thanks for clicking on this. Welcome to The Edge Arvo's podcast. Sean, Stephen Harrison. Big show today. Big show today.

Big show today. Big show today. Big mascot news today. Big developments on the mascot front. We've got lots of good ideas and we've made a big rule about the mascots. You're going to find out in this podcast. Yeah. Also, a favourite part of mine to listen out for was when Sean made me hold his crystal balls.

Yeah, that was my favourite part as well. And the crystal shaft. And the crystal shaft. I can't forget about that. To try and cure low-level addictions. That was fun. And other things. Anything that I've done today, guys,

I love the segment segment. Yeah, segment segment was great. Oh, fuck up. That's not even in the podcast. It was that bad. Might be at the end. I want to start with it now, since you've said that.

Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the show. Hey! It is The Edge. Ivo is Sean Stephen Harrison. Quick roll call, Steph.

Hi-a-Hara. Harrison. Yep. Producer, Nurse Sam. Yes. Welcome. Welcome one, welcome all. I am excited for today's show.

I am most excited to hear about Sean's update and finding a new friend. He hasn't told Harrison or anything about it, but he has said that he might be starting to understand that he's looking for new friends in the wrong places. Yeah, this comes from me. being 30 and all my friends have moved over to Australia or London. And I'm trying to make new friends. But I think I've pushed it. Yeah, I've got to admit something to you guys that I tried to make a friend last night. And I think what I did was illegal or borderline illegal.

Maybe I shouldn't talk about it on the show. You know, speaking of illegal, I have to talk about Schmeg today. Smeg. Schmeag. I've got some Schmeg chat. I think it's pronounced Schmeag. You're adding an H. You're adding.

Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. $10,000 up for grabs. right now. Win $10,000 right now with the H10K, EZ money. Just a quick caveat. If it doesn't go now, tomorrow is double play Wednesday. You can win $20,000.

Tomorrow at 7 a.m. 8 a.m. And with us at 3. But right now, 10K, up for grabs, easy money the way it works. We'll give you a letter between E and Z. 30 seconds on the clock. 10 questions, answer each one with a word of that letter. Win $10,000. Wow.

All right, let's go to the phones. She's from Dunedin. She's a roer. Please welcome. Maddie, everybody. Woo! Hi. Hey, Maddie.

Now, what is a roa? So do you go like, do you go alphabetical order? Do you go age? Do you go height-wise? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? No, no.

It's like... She makes rows for uni. No, no, she rose. Like, it's a sport. Like, there's like doubles or quotes or fours or... I think it's a leadership position. To go alphabetical order, A to Z, one big line. You think Maddie puts people into rows?

Yeah, I'm asking what's your way to do it? height, age, alphabetical, what is it, Maddie? No, I think you're completely right with that one. I just order people, and it's my height. Thank you. Guys, I should have respect to Maddie, okay? Steph, that's made you look a rightful. Come on, Seth.

I wanted to know if Maddie was the coxics, but I guess I was wrong. She wasn't a roller at all. Excuse me? Yeah, and I wouldn't even know if Maddie's a coxxx or not. I think you should stop saying coxics. Alrighty. Maddie from Dunedin. You know the drill. 30 seconds, one letter, 10 categories. It's the person that directs the rowing boat, by the way.

Right. That's what that is. Different thing though to what Maddie does. A Maddie. A Maddie. Yes, yep, you are right. Hey Maddie. First off, you've won 100 bucks already. Thanks to BNZ just for playing. So congrats. BNZ believes there's an artist starting something new. In like any art form, you need the right tools to make it work. So 100 bucks, coming your way. 10,000 still up for grabs. You can pass whenever you get stuck

and hopefully we'll have time to get back to it, Maddie. No repeated answers and your time will begin when I finish saying the first category. Your letter for the $10,000 easy money will be the letter G. G4, go, Maddie, go! Which is what people would say as she's rowing, you know? G for get in line, alphabetical order, please.

G for gender, which is a way that you could order people. when you row them. That's true, but she did say it was height as her ordering system. Akki-dokey, Maddie from Dunedin with the letter G for 10,000 Gs, please name for us. That was good. Thank you.

A type of animal. Go. A country. Geneva. A musical instrument. Germany. Guitar. Something in the kitchen. Something you wear.

Jersey A band A band A human muscle A human muscle Um Mani You are on it

You're doing so well You got five there You got a little mixed up there With something you wear you see in Jersey It's actually a J for that What else do you think starts with G That's something you could wear Maddie I'm a green hat

That would have passed What else? You can see gown, glasses or gloves And we will not accept Geneva as a country I'm afraid No she'd correct that She's Geneva, Germany I know, we do take first answers

So don't know, really, do we? I think that's the rule I think you can correct her Can you correct her? I don't know she can Oh, good to know the rules before Double Day tomorrow though Well, I'm sorry for you

you, Maddie, but you've actually done a solo for everybody else because now tomorrow people can win $20,000. So you have that on your shoulder, okay? Maddie, good on you. Shot, Maddie. Your Arvose, Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It's been about 24 hours since the big show announcement yesterday.

We're Harrison. God, you've got a creative brain. Thanks. God, I wish I could get in there and just taste it. Squeeze it. Just grab it. Just rub myself on it. Yeah, we do need to rub ourselves on Harrison's brain actually.

We need to get way more creative. But anyways, yesterday Harrison came to the show with an incredible idea. God, it was good. The idea was to make a mascot for our show. Never been done before. Now, are we just all going to ignore the text that did come through yesterday when we launched this big idea of the people saying that it has been done before? Where has it been done?

I mean, like five different radio stations. Never been done before. Well, can I just, I did see that? Yeah. We've never been done at Media Works. Oh, our company. Our company stations. We've never had a mascot.

Some other people from across the road, may I? But we never have. And something else, dear, that I bring up and Sean, is that they were never the people's mascot. This is the people's mascot, as in we, us three right here, we're not choosing what the mascot is. No, the office isn't, the listeners are. It's up to them what they want. They get to, we pick one design, that's what the mascot is.

Told you, he's a genius. Thank you. Honestly. And yesterday when this idea came to life, the people got around it big time. Oh, I think yes, it should be a mascot. Absolutely 100% yes. See?

There's two. That's two. Two people. Out of two. 100% what the mascot idea. Hey, I've searched. I've used our fourth member of the show, chat GPT.

Sorry, producer, nurse, Sam. Fifth member of the show. I'm about Digitigil Clara as well. Six member of the show. Chat GPT and I've asked, what are New Zealand's most iconic mascots? Because I thought like this is something that we should tap into, not that we want to copy anyone else,

but you know, take little bits of them. And it's given me some interesting options. Number one, it says the cookie beer. Oh yeah. That's quite iconic. Cookie Time. The cookie beer. Yeah, Cookie Time.

The red one with like the rainbow pink eye. Yeah, the little bung eyes. Yeah. Wait. It's got pride pink eye. He does. He does. I'm visualising the wrong thing.

I'm thinking of the cookie monster. It's not blue. No, no, the red one, the New General one. See, is for cookie. That's good enough for me. Oh, you're so annoying. You knew what beer it was. You just wanted to do that voice. You knew what it was. You just wanted to do that voice. What a kid, you do.

The red one. I don't know it. With the pride prank guy, it doesn't have. No, we're not allowed biscuits in my house anymore, Harrison. You know my diet started on Monday, okay? That's why I'm grumpy today. It says the mad butcher. Well, he's just a man. He's a guy. He's a man.

He's not a mascot. No, he's not a mascot. And then Chies and Dale, the mainland cheese mascots. they're quite good. Okay. Yeah. There's been some okay ones in here in Altiroa. But, okay,

who out there listening right now has a creative brain like our dear friend Harrison over here? And who wants to pitch an idea for us? What should be our show mascot? And this mascot will be traveling with us

whenever we leave the studio. Because obviously you can't hear the mascot. They don't usually talk, do they? But whenever we go out and about and go on trips and stuff for the show, our mascot will be there with us. Yeah.

What would you like to see? I'm visualising Googly eyes. I don't really care. what it is, but I really want googly eyes. I think big white gloves. Oh yeah. I conic. Big and comically large shoes.

Yes, all those things. But what should it be? It is up to you, the people. This is the people's mascot. So call right now, 0800 the edge, and we might pick your idea. If you're a bit busy and you can just send a quick text, do that as well.

3343. Is it a bird? Is it an animal? Is it an object? Is it another human character? Anything's on the table. Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Guys, we're trying to get a mascot for the Edge Arvo's. But what's different about this mascot? It's the people's mascot. It's up to you guys, the listeners, to choose what the mascot's going to be. Oh, some great text before we get to the calls. Great texts. You can text us 3343.

Georgia says maybe just a black circle or something. I love the creativity, Georgia. I'm trying to figure out. I love how different it is. What's sound out. A black, like a donut, like a hole in the middle. And then how do we get someone into the costume? Georgia, we need more specifics.

Yeah, more details. Specifics, please, specifics. Someone said a chicken with a beard. Love that idea. I love it. Specificity is key, I think, here. It's maybe more specific with it, but I like it. More specific than a chicken with a beard.

More specific. The color of the beard, the color of the chicken, the breed, not all these things. That's true. Really paint a picture. We have asked for ideas that involve gougly eyes, big gloves. Gloves. And big shoes. A kiwi with sandals and a top that says the edge.

That's cute. What colour is the top? Specific. We do need specific. We need specific. All right, let's hit the phones. Ava is here on 0800 the Edge. Hi, Ava.

What's your idea for our mascot? Eddie, the Edge Elephant that has big shoes, googly eyes and white gloves. Ava. It's good. What colour are you envisioning the elephant being? Light blue. Beautiful. Ava.

That's an amazing. idea. I can picture that happening, guys. I can really picture that happening. Ava, how old are you? 11. Thank you so much for the idea. We're going to add it to the list of mascot ideas. Thanks, Ava. Thanks, Ava. Thank you so much. And from Saranaki, Skyla's here. What's your mascot idea, Skyla?

Hi. I was thinking like a radio with big white boots, massive white hands and big googly eyes. And why the radio? Because you guys are a radio show So I thought it'd be pretty cool If you bring that out It's a bad scott You're one step ahead of me, Scott That's awesome

That is great I didn't click I was I hope of anything He's so creative in some ways But he blanks He's got mental vlog That is so cute A little walking radio

With an antenna Maybe the antenna gets in the way And it's like a little gag I like it I love that Thank you Scott I'll write that down We're going to have knobs

That the kids can play with Not going to put knobs on it No No like radio show Sean No No No

Raygo ones. And it's got a Claudia from Christchurch here with an idea on our mascot. Claude, what have you got? So it's a big wedge of cheese called DJ Wedge. And it's got a neon pink mullet because he's edgy. A giant peer of headphones and a microphone tail that wiggles when he laughs. Now, Claudia, can I just say on behalf of the team at the gate, when we ask for specificity, that is exactly what we want.

That is perfect. Wow. Perfect. Guys, I like a little edge wedge action. I think that's got potential for sure. I like the name DJ Wedge because I feel like it's encroaching on my corner as the DJ on the show. Yeah, because you claim everything. Yeah, exactly.

That's true. The Edge Wedge, though, it's got a great ring to it, Claudia. The Edge Wedge. It's got an amazing ring to it. Yeah, I don't like it. Gloria, is you got a catchphrase? Yes, I do. Okay, so it could be you'd really.

Believe it or not, I've got the hits. Bree leave it. Or get your slice of the edge. Oh, I like the second one. I like the second one, yeah. I like the Bree leave it. That's good. Let's not mention the hits.

Yeah, or maybe Bree. My name's Steph. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay, okay, okay. But I like the cheese puns. Work in the cheese buns. I like that. All right.

Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I'm on a journey, New Zealand, to provide you with a great, A top-tier fact, a Sean's five-star fact. A five-star fact.

All right, Sean. As you're judging, Commissioner E, myself, Harrison and producer, Nurse Sam, we're looking for three things. A well-performed fact, a fact that's original, and a fact that'll have us so mind-blown and impressed that we can't like to share it with everybody we know. Consider those boxes ticked today, guys.

This is a very unique fact. It's a cultural fact. and it's an inclusive fact for people with disabilities. It's cultural and inclusive. Yes. And it's dis-a-na. Yeah, it's disabled-friendly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Disabled-friendly. I don't know what the word is for disabled-friendly. Today's five-star fact is... He doesn't even know. Disabled-friendly, inclusive. Is that another right word for it? Abelist. No, it's the opposite.

No, it's not that. Disabalist. Don't think it's that either. Today's five-star factors. There is a smoke alarm for the deaf. It was invented by a Japanese scientist. This life-saving device works by spraying vaporized wasabi into the air, which notifies deaf people of a fire and can even wake them up when they're sleeping.

Love. Hmm. I think I like it. Yeah. It won a Nobel Prize. Wow. I mean... Did it?

Yeah. Now, I don't know how common wasabi is in a Japanese house. I'd say more common than other households. So all I'm saying is that could be quite a mix-up. You see what I'm saying? Not real. So you're saying that the alarm goes off

and the deaf person's going to go, oh, someone's cooking. Yeah. I think it's probably more nuance than that. You reckon? Sure, I'm not going to mic you down for this, but just for people who are only half listening, Can you please say the fact just one more time?

Today's five-star fact is there is a smoke alarm for the deaf was invented in Japan and the life-saving device works by spraying vaporised wasabi into the air which notifies deaf people of a fire and can even wake them up

when they're in a deep sleep. Vaporized wasabi sounds dangerous like it's going to injure someone and like it will wake someone up for sure. Look I, it won a Nobel Prize goes when it does not criticise the invention The fact is that it exists. Get it cut through the smell of smoke.

Yes. You looked at your screen, looked at the roof and said yes. Well, that's what it's invented for, so I assume so. I'm not trying to back this invention or pitch it to you. It exists. It's won a prize. The fact is simply that it exists and that it works for deaf people. The fact that you two are criticizing this invention actually speaks more to your character.

I'm going to say, I want to say, I think this speaks to a lot of your character that you haven't enough research about all these factors within the fact. I feel like out a lot of information There's a lot of finger pointing in the studio right now It's going to be quite uncomfortable Let's say, most tense fact we've had Yeah

Alright, because I've trapped you If you say you don't like it But I think you're able to say that you don't like this vague Let's go to The trap into which you have fallen Producer Nurse Sam with your feedback And your mark please My feedback is

Yeah it's like it's great It's an impressive It's an impressive invention But I don't know It doesn't feel like a cool fact. Just not feeling it. Keep what you say. Famously hate deaf people.

I absolutely do not. I like Steph, no, some sign language. That was good. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to see some? Yes, please. I believe you.

Okay. For Sean. She didn't give me a rating though. You should. Does she too? Didn't you? I didn't get a rating. Nearly a one.

Nearly a one. Okay. Right. You're the hardest person to please. What about that is a one-star fact? That's crazy. For me, I think it's pushing forward. I think it's somewhere between three and a half four.

I love the inclusivity of it. I was kind of shocked by the wasabi part of it. That's why I'm like, oh, I need to do some backup research here. So yeah, not full marks for me. Sorry. Yeah, I think it is a great fact. It's definitely a bit of a mystery right now. I feel like if you had more factors.

solved about the as you came out hot saying it's very cultural and inclusive fact I think do your fact check on all that stuff before you announce that wait what's the more

information you do? I don't think we need to tuck into it anymore I'm gonna have three and a half your avos head harder with Sean Steph and Harrison Now I am a trained

self-trained hypnotherapist who specialises in helping people break addictions low-level addictions and I've helped Steph, I've helped Harrison

usually you guys will come see me once a week and we'll go through a bit of this hypnotherapy will help break the addictions. One of the caveats is unfortunately that it will be replaced with another addiction but lesser of two evils, I always say. Who wants to go first out of Harrison or I

because we've both got addictions to come to you today for help, Sean. Your addictions to come. We've both got addictions. No, we've sorted that one. Can I go? You'll be careful in the space. I'll go first.

I'll go first. I am so addicted to going nothing beats a jet two holiday you are you are and thank you for admitting that Steph can't hear this without saying nothing beats a jet two holiday

and right now you can save 50 pounds per person I could continue but I won't that's all right so we're going to break that addiction today so if you don't know what that is it's like a TikTok trend thing where a bit of the Big Hill song plays and then it goes into this.

It's like an airline overseas. It's called Jet 2, and they do like low fare air fares. Nothing beats the Jack 2 holiday. It's everywhere online. Oh my God and I'm so obsessed with it. All right, Steph, don't worry. We'll sort this addiction out today.

Can you hold the crystal balls for me, please? Got them. And the crystal shaft as well. And I've signed the waiver. You've signed the waiver? One step ahead of you. That's good. Steph, can you repeat after me, please?

I am strong. Do I do the accent or just my normal voice? Did I do an accent? No, do I do I do do the JET2 holiday. No, please, just normal voice. I don't think it's good in the first place. I reckon we'll just drop it this time. Okay.

I am strong. I am strong. I am a woman. I am a woman. I can stop saying it. I can stop saying it. Some things do probably beat a Jep 2 holiday. Some things probably do beat a Jet 2 holiday.

Broken, you're done. Is that it? It's over Steph. Let's test it. Amazing. See? Good Steph. See?

Good Steph. As I said, I will replace the addiction with something else. So you now are addicted to sniffing OfficeMax whiteboard markers, but it's lesser of two years will sort that out. Harrison, what's wrong, my friends? I'm addicted to softies. Yeah, I get this a lot. Yeah.

I've got a collection of softies on my bed every night. I'll have to touch them. I love to hold them. I can't pick what softie I do want. For the listeners, soft toys. Yeah, soft toys. Soft toy addiction, that's right. I see this a lot, mate.

You've signed the waiver today? Yep. Yeah, I've updated it. Yeah, I noticed that. the back? Have you looked at the back? There's a back? Yeah. Don't worry. Don't look at the back. Just sign the top. Can you hold the crystal balls, please?

Take them from Steph. Thank you, Steph. And the crystal shaft. Do I have to hold the shaft? You've got to hold the shaft. Now repeat after me, Harrison. I will conquer this addiction. I will conquer this addiction. I will conquer this addiction. I have enough tetties. When adults talk about bedroom partners?

When adults talk about bedroom partners? They shouldn't be referring to a stuffed giraffe named Mr Snuggles. You shouldn't be referring to a stuffed giraffe named Mr Snuggles. There you go, mate. Done. Broken. You'll never buy another soft toy. Okay, let me just...

Never do it again. Let me just think of a softie. I never do it. I'll let me think of ten softies on my bed. Nah, but I like it as much. Exactly. I like it as much. You're now massively addicted to porn, but...

You sort that out. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. How are you two feeling after that dose of hypnotherapy from me? You feel good. You look fresh. Yeah. I feel good.

I'm not as a bit. addicted to the softies anymore. Yeah, I don't think I'm super addicted to saying the Jet 2 holiday ad. It's good. I can see you're fighting it. But honestly, an hour ago, she couldn't, right, Harrison? Nah, she couldn't. She couldn't. She's going to help it. This is a special skill of mine. I've trained in this for years. It's a niche form of hypnotherapy where I will help people with their addictions. You tell me what your addiction is. I'll get you to sign a waiver. We'll go through some unorthodox practices. But you will be free of this addiction. Yeah. As part of the caveat, it will be replaced with another addiction, but lesser of two evils, as I always say.

And hang, I'm enjoying the white ball markers. It's all good. Okay, let's go to the phones. Michelle is here with a low-level addiction. Hi, Michelle. Welcome to the show. Hi, guys. Now, I've had, guys, I've had a brief little chat just to make sure Michelle signs the waiver and all the rest of it off here. And her addiction is actually something that I think we can all really relate to, seriously. So if you're all at, listening right now, then maybe repeat the sentences out too in your car, and maybe Sean can help a lot of people out. Perfect. So you have signed that waiver, Michelle? Absolutely. Yeah, both sides of it? Yes, all three. Have you had your lawyer look over it? No. Thank God. No. Perfect. I mean, perfect. That's all right. No stress. So what are you,

what are you addicted to, Michelle? Step through my bedded curtain. My, my low low-level addiction is watching videos on golden retriever puppies. Oh, just you saying that out loud got me so excited. They're the best. Pretty cute. I see that a lot, Michelle. Don't worry. I can sort that out, definitely.

So I'll just ask if you can hold my crystal balls, please? Absolutely. Crystal and the crystal shaft, please, Michelle. Uh-huh. Perfect. Now repeat after me, Michelle, I don't need dog videos to get through my day. I don't need dog videos to get through my date I will not search the following on TikTok

I will not search the following on TikTok Flouf Flouf Flouf? Dooge Doge? Schmol doggo Shmoldogo

Snoot Boop Snoot Boot or Papachino or Papachino Are they all hashtags? Congratulations What are those words are you? You are free?

Don't worry, guys. I've had to delve deep into this to help Michelle free. Don't worry, you're free of that addiction, Michelle. Too deep. How does it feel? You are so free from it. However, as I said, you will be replaced with another addiction, so you now are massively addicted to betting on the sport of cockfighting.

But we will sort that out next week. You are free from the dog videos for now. How good. How does it feel? Not sure yet. I'll find out in days to come. Amazing. And you just, you don't get your lawyer to look at that wave, right?

You keep that between you and me. Perfect. All right, thank you. You're a leisure, Michelle. And honestly, that addiction got me so bad, I ended up buying one of those gone and retriever puppies. It ends up turning into a big 40-kilo dog. So just bear that in mind, everybody. How most dogs work, actually.

Yeah. Your Arvos, hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And now, Harrison, you're a bit of an actor, and you've got some insider trading secrets. I do have a few secrets, guys. Harrison Keith, do you think it's my real name? Yes. I hope so.

It is. Okay. Okay. It's good. I'm, I was kind of hoping you'd say no. Oh. No. Yeah, well, it is actually.

No way! Yeah, thank you. Oh my God, that's shocking. Did you know, what is more shocking, a lot of actors use stage names that they didn't know about. I think this is a thing because their names are you thrown around so much

and I don't know, maybe it's personal for them not to have their real name out there alone. What, do you think it's more, because we'll go through the list that you've got, do you think it's more like overseas people rather than people from New Zealand? So I feel like Erin Altiro I'll be honest

The wholeness is American Yeah, it's very American to me I feel like if someone wanted a stage name here Be like Tall Poppy We like get down from up there Like you're one of us kind of vibes Is just what do you think Yeah I think you're right

I think it is that But I want the end of this I want to give us some stage names Okay I've generated a few It's pretty exciting But first we're going to read some of the American actors one So give you a feel

Vin Diesel Mark Sinclair Wow See? Good idea to change it. Wait, so he manifested that he would be the car action guy by having the last name Diesel. Yeah.

I'm sorry, I'm just trying to prove to you guys it's a good idea for us to switch names before I announce them to you. Vin Diesel, that's a great choice, right? That's a pretty good choice, yeah. Tom Cruise, Thomas Mathopa. No, really? Thomas Mathopper.

Cruz is a fake name. Come on. Wow. Not as cool, is it? I never knew that. Nah, not as cool. Jennifer Anderson, this is a slight change, and this is real.

Jennifer Anatatatown. Asares. Oh, yeah, Greek. Greek last name. Oh, there you go. I think I remember reading about that one time, and it was hard for people over there to pronounce, so she just changed it to Aniston.

Jamie Fox, Eric Bishop. It's a bit plain. Wow. Really? This is what I am. Eric Bishop. It's Eric. That blows away mine.

Eric Bishop's not bad. And final one, Meg Ryan, Margaret, Mary, Emily, Anne Hira. Huh. That makes sense. Yeah, so that's just quite a shorter one I'd say. It's probably her reasoning for it. You can see why you should. You should choose that one.

Now what I've done, guys, we've done a show for six months now. I've collated, gone through everything online, looked through every single piece of content we've done, mixed it together, and it has produced in this name machine what our stage names are going to be. Oh, I'm excited. So we're going to go one at a time. Okay.

Steph, I'll start with you. Okay. Steph is now Miss Cottage slab tummus. So that's a cool. back to you being called Miss Tumness because you had his in your chin. Yeah. That was a story. That's what Sean called you.

You always eat cottage cheese. You love cottage cheese you ate every day. And you always eat peanut slabs. So the generator made Miss Cottage slab tundice. So I thought this is a chat GPT, but what you've done is you've taken the little insecurities and stuff and you've just going to do with my name. I wouldn't call this a series. I would?

Would you? I would. I would. I would. I would call them into calories? Okay. Okay. Okay.

What's Sean? Oh my cottage tumbus. Spip down. Sean is now. Sorry. Resident show creep. Oh, yes. Yeah, so that's all the things that you've done

from the show. Wait, wait, no, I get that that's something that you've been trying to brand me as, but I'm not going to leave with that as my name. That would that resident show creep? Well, this is just what the machines produced. It does roll off the tug, though, for you.

Resident show creep. In this movie, we've got Jennifer Anderson, regular show creep. I love it, maybe just creep for short. Okay, Harrison, what's, yours. Harrison is now... Oh, God.

It would be something amazing. Tap that funny stud. Yeah, no, I'm done with us, eh? Your Arvose, Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, the nicest thing happened to me today when I was at New World doing my shopping this morning. So I had like a trolley full of staff, half full. Half full.

What, you saw it, half full. In this economy, that would be like a $500. Because I only look, Kate, this is, this is my theory. I don't like doing multiple trips from the car to the house when you get home. And so I only shop enough to fill two bags. Is that crazy? This is not only of my petrol theory. I've ever filling the tank, I'm doing half.

Exactly the same. Because you're more petrol. Me too. Me too. Okay, I get you up to. No, I'm like that. Exactly. No, because this happened to me this week.

And then, because I imagine that you are just filling these bags to the brim. And that happened to me, and then I had a bag break. I lost all my things. all over the ground. And then I just put them in another bag and didn't tell my partner, Genie, that would all be on the floor. Did you panic? That would honestly be, like, so scary.

Yeah. I'm still actually coming back from it now, yeah. It was two weeks ago. Traumatizing. Well, at the supermarket, the nicest thing, I was at the checkout, and I was waiting until it's my turn. There was one person in front of me, and she was kind of like my age, beautiful like me, obviously, just like stunning, just model looking, just like me.

Oh my God, that's so good. That's awesome. So you sort of like a look-alike in yourself. Yeah, sort of doppelganger, that's cool. Wow. I think you left very intentional pause there. And she was buying her stuff and then she looked at me after she was finished. She was like, are you collecting the stickers?

You know, the new world stickers? Oh, the smeg. The smeg stuff. The smegg? The smeg pots and the... Very aware of these. And I look at her and I'm like, are you, are you... Yes.

And she's like, yeah, take them. She gave me like seven stickers. Oh, really? Oh, this annoys me. She gave me seven stickers. That's really cool. I'm quickly putting them on my little sheet and I'm one away. I'm one away from the biggie.

From the big dish? From the big dish. Shut up, your one sticker away from the big dish. And you know what? That's huge. A little thought popped in my head and it was like, surely someone's dropped a sticker. And I don't know what made me think of it. Well, probably because I was like really keen to get the big dish and I was just like there and then.

I was like, surely someone's just, there's a sticker somewhere. No word of a lie I looked down and there's a sticker. It was actually quite spooky. And so he ended up just being like, cool, can I please have my piece? big smeg. Really? Yeah, it was awesome. But you said you've had

heats of these things already. I have got, no, now I've got the big, big dish, and I've also got the utensil holder. How did you get all these things? From shopping at New World, your big egg?

Yeah, but like, oh, remember this happened my fiasco the other day when I didn't know how the game worked, I thought you collect as you go, so I thought you collect the schmegs as you go. Smeag, yeah. It turns out you can,

whatever schmeg you pick, you start from the beginning again. Smeg, yeah. So I got the utensil holder, which is arguably the worst one. No, I love it. Well, it's just to put a spoon down. That's what it is. What's the first one, isn't it?

Yeah, it's the first one. They're not going to do the best one first. And so I've had to restart, and I'm a bit like, oh, I don't really like, I don't want to restart. Now we've restarted. And now we've got to the two little cute pots. Cute. Yeah. The shmeat pots. You know the shmeg, smeg, smeg, smeg. Yes, but now my girlfriend and I have in a bit of a tussle because I don't want the pots. I want the large tray.

Yeah. And so now what are we going to do? Well, maybe just go and buy the tray. I'm going to buy a tray. If you want it. And do you know I always hope I always hope that this never happens that when I go and get it off the girl the stickers they just go they secretly give me more They never do

No no there's numbers at the bottom of the stickers So they'll get into trouble if they They won't They'll be good people No they all get into trouble I just think it's a bit rigged Wait I'll have your pots if you don't want your smeg pots Can we do some trade

Oh Inside a smegra trading How do you feel about Because I'm going to save with the tray How do you feel that I have two pots What do you think about You tend to rest I've got one

What about two? Your Avos Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison Big news today You may have heard The Prime Minister Christopher Luxon announced That as of next year

Mid-Next year They're going to ban Contactless Payment Surcharges Oh That's so good That's so annoying When you're charged Like different

prices everywhere. Like somewhere's like 1%. Somewhere else is like 3%. And now it's just the norm. I don't bother to my car. Just do it. Yeah. Yeah, it all adds up. And it says all the little like printout label maker stickers and it's like 2 and a half percent. It's like how much is that? It's trying to the math. So annoying. Yes, it's not going to be instant. But as of like mid next year,

it will be illegal to do that in New Zealand. So you'll just be able to pay the same. Because I know, because a friend of mine owns a small business and she has to pay extra to have the paywave, like, ability. You can just have, like, an old school machine, but it actually costs quite a bit of money to have, like, to use payway for your business every month. So that's why there's different percentages and surcharges and stuff to cover that cost.

So where is that, is that just, where's that going? Well, that's the problem because the businesses are going to have to eat it, which means a lot of them actually might take away paywave. Yeah, right. But where it should go is the banks should have to deal with it, because the banks obviously have a lot of money. God, yes. The banks have so much money.

they should have to sort it out and then they get charged because banks, everyone's like, oh, the banks aren't that hard done by it. That's true. Anyway, I did the math sort of, by the way. Turns out if you pay, the average amount that Kiwis spend on search orders every year is

$30 each. That's it. It's actually not that much, is it? No, I reckon it's more than that. 30 bucks a year, really. If you take the overall of, it was like $15 million or something. Honestly, that's bag of nappies. You know, like that actually is...

Good shout. 30 bucks is still quite a bit. But I'm making a big song and dance about it. No, but it's not that much money. No, I mean not. No, it's good. It's good. It's good. Anyway, today's top three is the top three ways that we're being blindly robbed here in Altiaroa.

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God, that's good. It's the edge top three. You know, back on the Wipers thing, I love when an indicator or a Wipers syncs up with the music I'm listening to. Oh, here. And the indicators always, they go out of sing, the, and sing, and Insing, and Insing, and Out of Sink and Acknowled. Oh, I'm out, I'm out. Oh, you feel it coming back? Yeah.

All right, top three ways are being robbed in New Zealand. One. When you order online in the same city that you live in, and it's the same price as shipping to, like, Invercargo. Like, if you're in Auckland and you're like, I'll order from the warehouse, $10 shipping. Oh, nah. It costs me less than that in petrol, just to go get it. That's insane, eh? Two.

When, um, what do I run here? When you get text subscription things and they keep texting your stuff and then they go text stop to unsubscribe. But with my phone plan I've got, I can't send text back to them because you've got to pay for it. It's like pay 10 cents per text to unsubscribe. Oh, that's so annoying. I never get those texts. What are those texts? Yeah, I've got one from Culture Kings.

I get texts every week and I can't get rid of it. Oh, that's so annoying. What is Culture Kings? Oh, it's like a clothing store. Oh. That's too cool for me as well. I thought I could change, but I can't wear it. Three.

Supermarket, two have removed staffed checkouts, but the prices of the groceries have gone up. Do you feel that? You're like, now I'm scanning my own checkout my groceries, but then the groceries are more expensive. So what's going on here? It's like if Burger King were like, hey, just come back and make your own burger now.

Although I'd actually like that, because I can put all the cheese on that I want. Yes, then we'll actually end up being probably more expensive. It would be more expensive because then I could put it. Okay, I take that one back. But the groceries one, why am I begging groceries is that the groceries aren't any cheaper? It's The Edge Top Three.

Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Harrison has a lot of talents. Guys, I've been through a lot of my life so far, and I'm only 25 years of age. But I feel like these last, let's say, two years, quite big years in my life. And people have been saying,

when's you're going to write a book? When are you going to write a book? When are you going to write a book? It's all I've been saying to me, really. Sorry, who's saying that? Did you go, Clara has said that? Oh, did you go to Clara? Okay.

She said that. Yeah, yeah. Producer Nurse Sam liked the idea when I brought it up to her. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's it. That's two people at least. Okay. Okay, cool.

And I've taken that and gone, oh, fine. I'll have a go write in my own book. If it's what everyone wants, I'll give it a go. It's about my life. You're 25 years old. You're going to write a memoir. I know, but people have done. I just saw Chris Parker did it last year.

You know, that's Chris Parker, a great guy, but is you ready for a book? I don't know. If he's ready, I'm ready. He's done a bit more than me. But still, so I've named the book, harrowing Keith. Oh, Keith is your last name, okay.

Now, what a harrowing life he's been through to get to where he is now. Harrowing? Harrowing, I'd say? Okay. There are more harrowing things people are going through out there, but my life's been harrowing in a way.

Yeah. So this is your moment you wanted to prematurely ahead of being published for this book or even finish writing it, you would like to read an excerpt. Well, I don't want to read it. Yeah, I've got a few, I've written, so I've written the book. So it's done? It's done.

But no one else has proofread it. Do you have a publisher? Do you have a deal? No, well, this is kind of me putting it out there to try and get the deal on everything. So I'm just going to read excerpt. So it's just draft copies. Okay. Okay?

So I'm going to start from, just read a little excerpt from right now, if that's all right? Yeah, I think that's all right. So please just be open mind and open hard, and this is an autobiography about my life. For context, what chapter, is this coming from? What part of your life? Does it have a chapter name? It's the interlude to the book. Oh, at the very start. Molly's heard nothing on 334.3, she's texted in, but she says she had 100% buy it.

Thank you, Molly. Already, without even hearing it. Thank you, Molly. So you wait to hear this, Molly. You're definitely going to buy it. All right. Here is the interlude to Harrow and Keefe. I'm with my family. We stick together as one. My brothers, sisters, we leave. We race. I reach the end. I'm alone. Where art thou, sibs? Time goes by.

I grow with fear. Cries, screams. Hungry? Drink, drink. Bite suck. Echoing through my ear canals as it reverberates through my body. I pulse. I flip.

I squint as a beam of light and strong breeze hits me back. A hand from above pulls me, tugs me. I fold. I crease. I take the river. ride out and fall into the palms. Welcome to the world, harrowing, Keith. So when you say interlude, you're going back

to the contraception, will you? Well, yeah, I'm going stride, so my whole life up to this point. And again, only the last two years have been big for me. So I've really got to go back to, you know, the scraps, the sperm race, has been called it. So what do you think? I don't think that's where people start their autobiographies, man. Say that again?

Most autobiographies aren't started at the sperm stage. I rest my case. Steph, that's exactly the kind of feedback I want. No one does this. No one does it. I'm breaking the laws here. I'm breaking the rules.

Text 3, 3, 3.4th. If you buy the book, Harrow and Keith, coming out, hopefully a stocking stuffer. Oh, Molly just texts her back in... She said she's changed her mind. Well, she texted again. She said maybe if it's in the Wickle's bargain, but...

Oh, yeah, there you go, Harrison. I don't think he'll ever touch that bin. Your Arvose, hit harder. With Sean. Steph and Harrison The Edge Now Steph Harrison You two know that I'm on a journey

A journey of friendship Oh yes Sean's run out of friends They've all jetted off to London And Australia and stuff And Sean to be honest You're looking to get new friends In the wrong places

He tried to sauna Yeah it's so inappropriate You're so the jujitsu Yeah I thought it was a good way To make friends They say sports Yeah Yeah

I guess so It's quite aggressive Isn't it Like kind of wrestling people You just met a guy at work and then you went to a jiu-tizs class together. Yeah. Yeah, different. Well, I'm trying to take opportunities because I'm 30.

And as you said, yes, I have like, I don't not have friends. I just all my friends who I've put a lot of time into over the last decade have all moved overseas. So now it's a hard reset. And you're like, what do I do? How do I hang out with people? So, yeah, it's these, I guess it's taking advantage of a social scenario and just taking opportunities to meet people. Which is actually pretty, pretty cool. It takes a lot of confidence, I think, as an adult

to make a new adult friend. It's hard. It's really hard. And so many people listening right now will be able to relate that so many of their friends have left New Zealand. So what's your new strategy? You met a new friend last night? Yeah.

So as you guys know, on Monday nights after the show, I play a little bit of social basketball. Now I go to a gym near where I live, and it's different people every week. Play a bit of basketball. I know a few of them, but not really well. And last night, guys, I met someone. Please don't.

Can I also just say, you do social basketball every week. You do any friends from social basketball? Well, some of them. I've met some people there. But it's hard because there's different criteria. Who's the new person? Is it in the team? No, so this guy, we got on so well.

New to the tape. Yeah, he was first time there, and we hit it off. Oh, my God. We had things in common. We had a similar sense of humor. Yes. He got my references. and then I got his references

and we're like high-fiving and we're playing so well together and so it's going so well right? Yeah. Afterwards I was like maybe I'll like you have a chat with him. Pulling for a chat. Yeah, I pulled him for a chat after the game

and I was like hey man so where do you live? He goes over on the shore. Is that you're over there? You know what? Because he hadn't come to the run before. So what's your address mate? I'm just going to write it down here. Yeah, it sounds feeling.

And is that the grey house or the blue house on the corner, isn't it? It's a little strong, Sean. Yeah, so he goes, how do you um we live and he goes yeah I'm over the shore I don't come play very often but my mate invited me I'm like oh you're friends with him he goes yeah yeah oh and he was a new guy as well

so I didn't know him I said oh how do you guys know each other and I swear to God he looked at me and said we go to school together and I said you went to school together he goes no we go to school together we go to Rosmody High I was like how old are you guys he said 17

I said oh oh oh It's in my head. I'm like, these guys, let's get a beer at the pub. We can hang out, these guys can come over to my apartment. No, they can't.

No, they cannot. You're asking where he lives? Because when I ask when he lives, what I should have asked is, where do your parents live? Because that's where he's living. My question to you is, did I accidentally groom a 17-year-old?

No, no. I was innocent. You're looking for a new friend. I was. You're bloody close to it. Harrison's messing with you. Of course. He did it.

But honestly. You're 30. Yeah, I know. You're a decade and a bit older than him. I know! I feel like if someone looks older. I could technically be his dad. Let's be honest.

13. Yeah, 13. There is a chance. There's a world in which I could be this guy's father. Okay. Well, hey, try somewhere else, maybe. How do you do it? How old are you?

Can't ask that. No, you can't ask that. No, just talk to people your age and stuff too, you know. Well, I thought that. I didn't know. Read the vibe. some 17-year-olds look old man He looked pretty old

I thought I pitched him for like 24 When he started talking to you about like not passing NCIA stats level two Like you should have known Yeah and like vape flavours and stuff I was like attention and things I like Maybe you won't pick up on the clues That is

I'm so glad you to get over to your house That's a whole issue Can you imagine? Your avos head harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge Right where were we Mascot chat

Here we go Big idea Big idea. Guys, we've had some very good suggestions come in. Like, very, very good. Have we got to recap any of the suggestions or no? You can listen to the podcast if you want to recap them. That's a good push the podcast actually.

Also, I didn't prepare it. Yes. But guys, I've noticed there's been a lot of one specific mascot coming through and I want to change that narrative and we're not going to be sure it does that. I am officially canceling. out any birds. Wow. Really? Now birds are your classic mascot.

Every mascot has a bird. Yeah. I think we should just shouldn't do any more bird mascots. Do you agree? 3.3, 4th, what do you reckon? A lot of suggestions were Kiwis, Akia, a Taka hat, which is triggering for me because I had to watch that Air New Zealand safety video about a thousand times. But I think you're right, Harrison. It's a saturated market.

And if we do want to be the radio show that has a mascot, that mascot to really stick out like a sore thumb. But someone wants us to do Kip the Cordiddle Bird. It would be a cute mascot idea. It's so cute. That's like shout out of the team, great team, but the AFC, the Auckland Football Club recently did this mascot thing where they got kids to draw in their pictures of their favourite mascot and they had great ideas.

Like stars, a soccer ball, whatever. They chose a bloody bird. They're all birds. I know, I was like, you chose the birds? Like, come on, be different. Is the Warriors a bird? Nah. Okay.

It's like the Warriors logo. It's like the Warriors guy, which is good. Okay. Who's the Pukkah? Who am I thinking of? Probably your netball team, I think. Oh, maybe a netball team. Magpies.

That's a magpie. That's a hawksbury team. There's a lot of birds out there. And maybe it's because our only national animals are birds and reptiles. They're all over our money, aren't they? Like, we do as a nation love our birds. Yeah. But okay, interesting rule.

No birds. No birds. No birds. I was saying it right now. But loving with your suggestions that you're calling in, texting it about. They're amazing. But just no birds for that, all right? We're done with the birds. I'm sorry.

We're a different show. We're going to do things different around here. Let's change that. I like it. Keep these ideas, by the way, coming through for the people's mascot because at the end of the day, it's whatever mascot you want to see on this show. So 3343, our text lines always open at all times. We see every message that comes through. So if you have a brilliant idea at the middle of the night, just text it through.

We'll see it. And we honestly need some help with deciding what mascot it should be. A listing a list, it's looking good. But no birds. But no birds, please. God, I can't wait to get this costume made, take it out to a public place. The joy that it will bring to children and adults all around the motto. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Steph is going to help, and Harrison and myself, listeners this afternoon with some seasonal depression. I think this is a real team effort here. It's to really pick up the spirits of the nation, especially the North Island today, your Coromandals, your Northlands. your central North Island. Hamid, hammered, hammered right now by wind and rain and it's just awful. Right, people are driving home right now.

It's scary. It's terrifying when it's raining this bad. Now, Haley, you've cooled in because you hate winter. Yes, I hate it with a passion. Our mission to you, Haley and everyone else listening, who's sick of winter at the moment, sick of the weather, we are going to make you appreciate winter. by reminding you that also summer sucks. Yeah.

So, Haley, if it's safe to do so when you're not driving, please, Haley, and everyone else, if it's safe, close your eyes and we're going to really put you back a couple of months and imagine it's January. Peak summer, yuck. Oh, summer! You're at the beach, Haley. Oh, it's great.

No, Haley, no, because remember, remember. So Haley, we're at the beach and it's summer and there's, oh, yuck, annoying seagulls everywhere. Pitchie gills. I'm trying to make chips. Yeah, you're right. I don't like the birds. We're just trying to eat our chips in peace, aren't we, Haley? And they're piss off seaggals.

Oh, yeah, that's so scabby. Yeah. Just taking my socks and shoes off and now I'm tiptoeing. Ah, that's sand's hot. Oh, I can't walk anywhere. Let's go into the concrete instead. It's hot. It's just as hard as the sand.

It's just as long as the sand. I'll just finish off we're going on the grass. Man, it's hot everywhere. What? It's annoying me. Oh, do you know what? So annoying about summer is when... You get sunblock in your eye.

Oh, don't you hate that? Oh, man. I mean, I love the smell of it. All over my face. Oh, God, it stings. It stags. Can I say more of that sunblock from you, Sean? Yeah, sure, man.

Oh, gee whiz. right at the back of the right there. Also, Haley, don't forget about fans in summer when it's so hot. It's excruciating out there that you've stuck yourself indoors. The AC's off

because, let's face it, price of living and all the rest of it, you can't afford the AC, so we're cranking a fan. Now you're all yelling with warm air running around the room. Oh, ow! My hair's stuck in it! And it's so hot. You think it's a good idea to go out to the races and you drink a $6 bottle of Clarekin's saff for breakfast

and don't eat anything all day and you keep falling into people you throw up on a guy's shoes and then it turns out he's the CEO of some real big power company and he gets you kicked out of the races it also charges you for the shoes because they're like some special

crocodile leather or something and then you get charged a soilage fee for the Uber and also lose your sunglasses that you just got. That's very nash. But... Oh, summer sucks. Oh, hate it. Your avos head harder

with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Tittle me rest. Excuse me? Tiddle me. Ritz. Oh, okay. Tiddle me wrist, Sean and Steph,

this is the part of the show where I do a riddle for you guys. What's the first riddle I just did? You did riddle me this but reversed. Yes, well done. Thank you. That's not the riddle. It's everyone's favorite part of the show. Once we do this, where I, Harrison Keith,

do a tittle me wrist to you two and you've got to guess what it is. Okay, I love this. Text in 334, 3.4, your guest is on this riddle. No cheating. I know you're at home, but please don't cheat because we can find out. Oh, if people Google it.

We do know. It's in the system. We can see we'll Google things. No, we've got cameras in every one of our listeners houses. So we can say that. Yeah, we shouldn't say that. Oh, yeah, shoot, where are we supposed to? Guys, today's tidal.

What has a head but no brain? A head. A heaps of things. Oh, yeah. A shower. A guitar? Shower head. Nope.

Yeah, that would work. A shower head would work. It's not the answer, but yes, it does work. A nail? Like you've got a head of a nail. No. A guitar has a head. Yeah, it's what I said.

Oh, you said guitar. So heaps of different things have heads. Well, there's one thing, though. We just named three things. Producer Nurse Sam's got a suggestion. A coin? No. That's a good one.

Good guess. Good guess. All these are right. Oh, like a road sign that's like danger ahead. And it's a head? That's good. Yeah, it is good. Hmm.

What's a head but no brain? A head but no brain. A head. Everyone on the TV machine is getting it right? Oh, whatever. They're quick. A head but no brain. I give up.

I think it was good. What has a head but no brain? No brain, no brain. A golf club. Turn on me wrist, Sean and Steph. What has a head but no brain? What has a head and no brain? No brain.

I reckon there's something in the brain clue. Brain. No brain. No brain. No brain. No. No. No.

No. No. No. A head. Head. Head. Bedhead. Guys, there's 10 seconds

move from the clock. You're dumb if you don't get this. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. What has a head and no brain. Brain. Brain. Another word for mind.

Mind. Thinking. Tiddle me rot. You've got it wrong. Guys. It's lettuce. Why is a head but no brain? That's so dumb.

No, that's the worst thing. You know it's dumb. You know it's dumb. You guys need all these other things. They have heads. No, but all of our things have heads. but it was a lettuce, so you don't get the game. But a lettuce head.

One again by Harrison head. I'd say a lettuce head is less common. Producer-in-a-Saharan the school board. I got that one, thank you. This is new. Your Ravos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. This is the segment segment. It is Steph segment where she's in search of a segment.

I'm just jealous because you boys, Harrison and Sean, you guys have heaps of segments during the show. Love a segment. You love a segment. I love a segment. You love a segment. And I wish I had a segment to love. Oh.

No, Steph, you do scandal. It's awesome. Here's my pitch to you. So the segment segment is where I try different things. And today's attempt at finding my own segment is the headline news. Yep. Sorry, explain a little bit more. Headline news.

Where I have a news article up on my computer ready to go. However, I only tell you the headline. of it and then I make up the rest. Oh, so it's like an article with a paywall, but you're not going to pay it so you've just regurgitated the story but you haven't actually read it. Which, if you're like me and you're like, yeah, I hate

paying for paywalls, they're like, are so annoying. Go on to chat GPT and you just type it in and then it tells you the full article, by the way. Oh, so that's a good hack. Also, it's a bit of like improv. I guess so. Fantastic. I love it of improv. Let's get into it. Yes, and.

Yes, and. Okay. So what's the article headline you've read today for the headline news? Thank you, Sean. Today in the news, headline style, do women really talk more than men? A new study has weighed in. Should I ring a bell when the headlines over and the my news begins? Crazy thing is what you're actually doing is probably talk.

Well, you just did, so shame. So, according to a new study, it's shown that women do talk more than men. But there's a vast amount of societal reasons. why women talk more than men. And that is number one. We're more social. We have a social calendar like none other. We like to go out there and show them our stuff.

What's number two? I'm still doing number one. Oh, sorry, I just thought what was the number two though? I was going to list off places that we like to go as women, but should we move on to the next one. Number two, the reasons why women talk a lot more than men is there's a lot more things to talk about. Like our hobbies, our intro.

music, we're into, our children and our things that we like to eat. Okay, is any of the headline? Is there another headline now? Just dragging on a little, is there any other ones? Or is this the same, only one? There's only one headline. Okay, keep going.

Do we need another headline? Where was the study done? The study, thank you for asking, Sean. The study was done in India. The Times of India.com is where I'm reading this. And they have lots of women over there, famously. They're the most women in the world.

Yeah, exactly. So a lot of talking over there. Okay, this is great. I'm just on your toes. I'm going to throw one at you really quick, and you're going to read off everything else, okay? Okay. Video stores are coming back.

Video easy, civic, they're all returning. You won't believe it. You know how retro things are coming back into fashion, your record players, your CDs. Well, you can add DVD and Blu-ray to that list because lo and behold, Bob's your uncle. You might just see a block. on the corner of your local town.

Okay. Sean. I'm a little confused about what the bit is now. Yeah, I saw my... It feels like it's more of a talking challenge. How long can I talk about the subject for? And I don't want it to be that. I don't think you should be that. It's not...

Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, that was the podcast. Hope you enjoyed it. You didn't. This is what it is. Fuck I'm tired after that. You do a podcast.

I said at Radio Show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What else? Sorry. God, I had a freak knowing that we were on here there for a sec. Oh, yeah, nah, we're not. But we are kind of on here because this is the podcast outro. Yeah, guys, I just wanted to bring something forward in the podcast outro today. Get ahead about that.

This is a big relationship thing, I think. And I want to know if you guys had this new relationship. My recent, the girl I had a fake relationship with the TV show, she was notorious for doing this with her partner. Oh, but my girlfriend. Fart tennis. No, that's just you and your partner, Jay, could do that. My girlfriend sent me a text with a link

and we officially now share a shopping list on notes. Do you guys do that with your partners? No. No, we're old school. Jeannie bought one off Timo that sticks on the fridge and we write on up with a pen. I have one of those.

We use that. We write on it. We take a photo. We go to the supermarket. or I was at the supermarket today and our method normally is I'll just get there and I'll message Jack and I'll be like what should I buy and he just sends back the list.

Yeah. So now we're just going to share notes that whenever us, either of us want to pop to the supermarket we go, oh yeah, she also needs moisturiser. I need moose. It's pretty good but it feels very committed. Well, four years then, you're allowed you can share a shopping list.

That feels like a big move to me. You live together? We do. But it feels like a big move. Like, you know, that's like my friend also with her partner, like, she also does jobs around the house or jobs in general, anything they need to do and they add it to the notes, and let's take it off.

We've got literally the same thing that probably Jenny bought with the supermarket shopping list is a to-do list. And me and Jake did the same thing. We write down like... What the fuck? That's crazy. I think it's different with a kid maybe. Do you got that? No, it's nothing to do with a kid. We did it before the kid. Did you? You guys had a to do list. Yes.

But I don't know because there's nothing to do. We live in like a one-bedroom apartment. There's nothing to do. No, there's a thousand things to do in my house. Your house would be, yeah. That's what I kind of think about our hands. house as well. It's nothing to do. I guess there's a thing to do, but like, quite separate, you know.

Like, things on our to-do list would be like, um, like sard soap all of our clothes with stains. Yes, so these are the kind of, that's on there. These are good things. Um, oh, uh, clean out the, the appliance drawer because there's like, you know,

from toasters and things crumbs everywhere. Like that's like, on. You write them to a list. Yeah, kind of. It's just to like remember, basically. Yeah, I think, well, we kind of use the list of common sense. We will see these things. And just do it.

Yeah. My mum has, as you said, you said that I should do that. Yeah, I was going to say all those things. If I ain't put things in my going, I just do that. No, yes. There's too many things to do, not enough time. So I just procrastinate and I just don't do them until there's so many things that it's overwhelming. And then I just sit there and I get panicked by the overwhelmed.

And then I just write a list. And then it helps me like, okay, tick that one off. Okay, I've done that today, I'll do this, etc. I think I'm a little bit ADHD, potentially. I think a little bit. But Harrison, you're just really freaked out by this. You think it's going too fast. Not too fast.

It's just a big moon relationship. I feel it's a sheer notes. It just seems pretty crazy. Do you guys have each other's a location? No. No. Is that a thing? I've got a genius location.

That's weird. Do you want to see where she is? Let me look. I really need to know where she is. I've got my friends. I've got, can I have your location? Nope. Please.

No. It's a sign of friendship. It's so helpful. Anyone at my location. We were talking about this other day. Because you got the location and then you can see, Oh, look where they are. That's so cute. I've got my buddy Brad.

Like he's in France. What's the app? It's called Find My. Find My. Have you guys got like... I've got Steph. All your apps got where your locations are? Do you see where your Steph is?

Look at that. Yeah, she's right there. Yeah, but I can show you on the map where she's right there. I've got Sean. I've got my friend. Steph slate to a meeting. I got my sister. Today I was trying to find you Harrison.

I was like, where's Harrison? I was three people. They didn't know. And I just got scared. And you want to check the map. And I go, oh, oh, thank God. He's just got the shouts. He's in the toilet. I don't like that, eh?

I love that. Come on, do it. Absolutely not. Harrison. Nothing to hide. I just don't want to be like, oh, yep, where is? There he is. Great.

It's like, man, I want you to have any power on me. I want you to look over me. Harrison, sent. You can have my location. Send indefently, man. I don't need it. Thank you. Yeah, I don't need to know where you are.

I'm not going to sleep that. I really don't need to know where you are. Can you imagine? So this is, our old boss actually was like adamant that it was like the greatest thing he's ever done. and his relationship was to share locations with each other. So then you stop, like, having the message like, are you far away from home?

Because they can just, like, open his phone to be like, okay, she's about five minutes from home or, like, things like that. Just, like, saves, like, an annoying call or an annoying message. So I can see that. He was, like, adamant that. It was great. What if we got R&V together? I don't even have Jake.

I don't even have Joe. But you are not even him. For R&V would be good, but isn't it just, like, you're at the R&V location? No, look how specific it is. So this is our building. It shows that, so this is Steph's one there. And if I zoom in, that's our building run.

And that's where she is in the building. That's wrong, though. Oh, no, it is right. That's a building there. That's where. Fuck, that's weird. Yeah, so you can see where it's within like meters. So I used it because we went camping in summer with my friends.

And the campground was, like, quite confusing to, like, drive through. And so my friend shared her location with me to, like, find her straight away. And I still have her. I can see she's in Sydney, the moment. Fuck. You can go fine and it will tell you it away. It'll show you directions to them and it will point you'll find like a compass to where they are. Fuck you guys, that's crazy.

What are you hiding is what my question is? Nothing is hiding is. It feels so invasive. It is. I enjoy the surprise. You know? The prize of where you might be? No, when you'd turn out, like, where were you? I was so exciting when you did.

Oh, like today you were in that area of the building or whatever, you know? One time I did message to my friend, like I forgot she was on it and then I just looked in it and then she was at a cafe at a certain neighbourhood and then I was like ooh what's the I messaged her randomly I was like oh what's the cabinet food like it blah blah blah and it took her ages to like check her phone and she responded later when she wasn't

there anymore she was like what's this about and then the joke was kind of over yeah well because she saw that and said oh fuck off Steph and then later said what are you talking about oh do you think she did that well yeah that's all to be oh do you reckon no I don't think so I don't think so sorry Steph what you're saying I know it was a joke that I had, oh, cool.

Oh, do you reckon she checked it and was a left, unless, I ignored me. I reckon that to yellow it happened. Because you do that to me. What? I did. He don't call him to text anymore, but he did just try and call me. I'm about to call you out on it because I know where you are because I'm going to air tag you. I'm going to air tag you. At some point there's like I'm going to air tag you.

Resident show creep back out of the game. I just want to know. I just worry, man. I do wish that somebody, not for malicious reasons, but just chuck an ear tag on me and then did that text to me. I'm like, what the fuck? I had an air tag. I didn't know it was there. Prank you.

Probably like that is it will let them know that there's an air tag traveling with them. Oh really? Yeah, if he's put an air tag with someone. Oh, yeah. It's always like, you've left your fucking thing at the hotel or whatever. It's like, well.

It's so annoying. I'll say to you, because it's happened to me before it's like, there's an air tag. There's an air tag. Yeah, right. What does she get an air tag for? Dilly. Oh.

That's a crazy thing to say. How many places? How many public places would you have to be taking your dildo to have to ear tag it. How many dillies do you have to lose? You're saddie too. You're probably.

They're expensive. Satisfi prior to you're saddie too. Oh, you're steady too. Yeah. No, I think she ear tags her keys or wallet? Boring. Yeah, how did that get in it? Not boring.

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