The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #114: Annnd that's how you derail Sean's 5 Star Fact! 🤣

Episode Date: July 30, 2025

Bit of a wacky Wednesday! EZ Money  The Edge Mascot chat! Steph & her Smutty books Harrisons takes the next step in his relationship… Steph’s awkward ‘fan’ moment Degrees of Stan Walker Segment segment Harrison’s dentist chat Sean’s almost, potentially.. 5 Star Fact 🤣 Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, hey, welcome to the podcast. Hey, make sure you listen to the end of this one because there's a great moment that happens, which sounds a little bit like this. You go equal parts, shi-parts milk. So can you imagine the watercol?

Yeah, they're going to give you the shit. Two litres of milk and half a kilo of chocolate. The Charlie in the Chocolate Factory, Augustus Glute. Okay, we're done. We're done. We got it. Ah, yes. At the end of the podcast, we record a little bonus for everybody who's made it all the way through.

And, yeah, today's gets violently graphic. It's a little treat if you make it to the end of the podcast. Like a little after dinner mint, if you will. Exactly. But a few stand-up moments of the actual radio show podcast today. I did really enjoy our mascot journey. We're getting close to you guys. So close.

Yeah. Something big happened today, big development. Also, degrees of Stan Walker. because it's Wednesday, the best segment ever to exist on radio. And boy with the stories had in today. Enjoy. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

The Edge Arvos, Sean, Steph and Harrison. And what a time to listen, because coming up next, we literally are like lotto. Yeah, basically, all that stands in between you and winning $20,000 dollars is a little gang by the name of EZ Money, which is what we play every afternoon at this time. the prize pool is $10,000 but today it's double day.

$20,000 is up for grabs. Can I be honest? I don't know because we just kind of present the shows. Have they actually got $20,000 to give away? They do, Harrison. That's a lot of money. It's a heck of a lot of money. Wow.

It would just make serious change in someone's life. Huge change. So, if you would like to give it a crack, easy money, 30 seconds. We give you a letter. And you need to, within that 30 seconds, come up with 10 answers to the 10 questions we give you, beginning with that letter. Then call 0800, the edge right now. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Usually, at this point every day, we give you an opportunity to win $10,000 with easy money. But today, $20,000 up for grand. The Edge, EZ Money. It is Easy Money double day. at 7 a.m or 8 a.m. this morning, which means 20K. Wow. That's quite literally...

20K. That's lotto. It's like a thousand dollars. If you had $1,000 in front of you in a bag, 20 of those bags. Okay. Put $100 in a bag. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like 200 of them.

If you had like 50 cents, yeah. Be heaps of coins. 40,000 of those. Would it? Yep. Are you sure? Wait, let's just double check with the smartest person on the show, producer nurse, Sam.

She's nodding, yeah, thank God for that. All right, let's go to the phones on 0800 The Edge. He's from Auckland. He's got two children. Please welcome Brett, everybody. Hey, how's it going? Great, oh, Brett, two kids, 10K each. What a dad, man.

That would be cool, eh? Is that what you're playing for? Yeah. Four. Say that again, sorry? Oh, yeah, you're going to make the money to your kids. I see you got two kids $20,000 maybe to get 10K each

No they'd like that But I'm currently I recently had to move out of my accommodation And I'm in a temporary set up So the money would go towards Finding a more permanent place to live For them and my two dogs Yeah probably a better

That's probably a better answer than my one That sounds like it's a Bit of a stressful situation for you at the moment Brett Yeah but you know You've got to be responsible sometimes right Yeah it's hard Yeah, man. You got kids. $20,000 would make a big difference to your life, yeah?

Yeah, really would. Yeah, definitely. Now, tell us a bit about you, Brett. Because I want to know about the real Brett. What are your hobbies, Brett? I'm into cooking, drawing. I do low and slow, a bit of gaming. And just a bit of fitness, keeping healthy. Is that the old charcoal Weber, is it, Brett? No, I got a bit bigger than a weber. At one stage I had five barbecues.

Oh, so you're going to barbecue addiction, Brett. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're an addict. Yeah, well, it tastes so good. It does taste. It does taste pretty good. Usually New Zealand, when you say you're addicted to the barbecue, it means something else. But Brett literally addicted to the barbecue.

Yeah, five of them. To the tin barbie. Yeah, to the tin barbie, yeah. What do you like to cook their bread apart from the low and slow? Oh, I'll do a bit of everything. You know, lamb shanks and winters. is always good, bit of soup, bit of Italian, bit of French.

Oh, God. Guys. Yeah. He's sounding pretty good. Yeah, it's definitely a therapeutic outlet for me. Beautiful. Yeah. We're asking you a lot of questions,

but we're just trying to gauge a vibe if we think this player is ready to play for $20,000. Yeah, you've got to be ready. Guys, Brett's block yours, what are you reckon about Brett? Honestly, he's not listening. What do you reckon about him?

I reckon about him. I reckon Brett's got a really good vibe about him. He does. He does. an incredibly deserving dad and I'm just feeling really positive about Brett. I love Brett also. We've taken him on the show and I don't think I can bring myself too

now telling me, can I play. My only problem is that he's too nice. That's my issue with it. No, I'm not that thing. He's too good. What I think we should do is, wait, Brett, you're not listening to this, are you? Brett we said, don't listen, please, mate. He's not like, he's not listening. Guys, what we should do before we play easy money for $20,000 with Brett

is audition him to see how his reaction would be if he was to win. This is good. Hypothetically, I want to hear a, you've won, and then I want to hear a woohoo. Okay, but when he starts listening, tell him that it is just a fake reenactment audition. Okay, okay. Or else he's going to be like, I've already won. All right, Brett, you can listen now. Hey, Brett, hi, hi, Brett.

Hi, we're going to audition you. So hypothetically, say you were to win $20,000. How would you react? In three, two, one. You little beauty! Oh, he's going to. That's good. I love that.

I love that. All right, Brett, we'll play with you next, mate. We'll let you're skewing it for a couple more songs. But Brett, just out of interest, what letter are you after today? What's the dream letter for you? I think, well, I mean, there's so many of them. So, you know, I've just got to be ready for whatever gets thrown in front of me, right? And that's the attitude. Exactly.

He said it like a Ritchie McCore in a post-matched speech. The letter's going to be cute. What? Oh, that's tough. That's tough. You've got two songs to prepare, though. Have I allowed to do that? Think of all the Q words, Brett.

Think of all the Q words. The Edge. Your Ivo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And we've got Brett on hold, who is at the opportunity right now to win $20,000 for double day of... The H-E-Z. He's been thinking about it. We've given him his letter already.

Q is your letter, Brett. Let me just tell you now, mate, you've already won $100, thanks to BNZ. So congratulations. Thank you very much, BNZ. Yeah, shout out to them. Wherever you start from, BNZ has the expert. advice and tools you need at every step of the journey. I know that nerves are so high

in the studio. I'd hate to think how you're feeling at the moment, Brett. Yeah, man, how you feel him? Oh, you know, I'm just pacing up and down at the moment. You're pacing. I'm shaking. Oh, we're quite nervous too. So nervous. We're rooting for you, though, man. We're rooting for you. How yeah. Brett's

a dad from Auckland, he's got two kids. He's in temporary accommodation at the moment. This 20 grand, if you were to win it, would be incredible to help you in your situation at the moment. So What are we going? Should we play? Let's do it.

All right, Brett, here are the rules. 30 seconds, one letter, 10 categories, 10 answers. You can pass and hopefully we'll have time to get back to it. No repeated answers. And your time will begin when I finish saying the first category. Brett, are you ready? Yes, that's good to do it. Brett, with the letter Q, please name for us.

Something you'd ask someone. A question. Something you can eat. Quayweg. A musician or group? Queen. Something in the bedroom. Passed.

An airline. Quantus. A boy's name. Quincy. A celebrity. Can I say Quinty James? An occupation. From you, you just made everyone so proud.

You sped through a lot of those. Oh. Mate, you were fast. You didn't know what you missed was something in a bedroom. you can have said quilt, queen bed. Oh, quilt. Yeah, and then a celebrity. Oh, no, you said Quincy Jones.

That was a celebrity. Yeah, that was a good one. So you were, you got stuck on a couple, man, but, man, you're on fire. So good on you, man. Good effort. I'm so sorry. Love your attitude, Brett. And it sounds like you're an incredible dad.

Keep doing what you're doing. And thank you so much for playing. Oh, legend. Thank you very much. And just shout out to everyone that's out there struggling with mental health stuff at the moment. Oh, you're a legend, mate. Absolutely weapon, man. Hey, so 10K easy money back tomorrow, 7 and 8 a.m. 3 p.m as well.

$10,000 still good. This is sad. What do we do all this? My butt is shaking. Is that normal? Like literally, I'm... Can I be honest? Vibrating. That's not normal.

Yeah, no, no, no. No, no. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The first New Zealand radio show to potentially have a mascot. Asterix. Astrox. Because I think potentially.

not the first, but... Oh, no. Not the first radio station even to have a mascot, but the first to have the people's mascot where you listeners get to choose exactly where our mascot's going to be. She's pretty exciting. It was so exciting. Probably, we haven't actually followed the other journeys.

They might have done that. Background checks. It hasn't happened. Isn't it? Yeah, this is entirely decided by you listening. It's going to be a real journey of the people to try and create an Edge Arvo's mascot. And so many incredible ideas came through on the text machine 3343 is our number if you ever want to contact us.

About this time yesterday we had ideas like a chicken with a beard would make a good mascot. Great. A wedge with a pink mullet. Yes. An edgy wedge. Yep. An edge actual radio. Yeah.

Like a... Did they have tap shoes as well? In tap shoes. One of the mid-taps shoes or something. Googly eyes, big gloves and other important kind of quality that we're looking for in a mascot. If you missed it, we did put our foot down yesterday and we've said no birds. Big rule. Because they're too common.

Yeah. So this week, we really want to try and nail the idea. So keeping these ideas coming through, by the way, 3343, 3343, text them, text them, text them. But we do have Georgie joining us on the line right now because Georgie, we had to get you on to talk about the idea that you pitched to us, which was just a big black circle mascot. Tell us more about us. You know how, like, a square has four sides. And like a triangle has three sides.

Yeah. And then you have a circle and it has no sides. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of it. And then it's completely void of any colour as well. No, but what do you mean? Is it just a big like circle just walking around?

We're locked into what a circle is. Is it a sphere or is it a flat circle? What are you picturing? Oh, no, definitely a flat circle. Definitely a flat. Okay. Okay. And so where do the gogoly eyes go?

Is it like a face? Like where, when eyes normally go above the nose. Yeah, honestly, it's a circle. I think it's on the human inside the suit has the eyes and nose. So does the black circle, we've got a face or no? Yeah, yeah, it does. It only has the gogooly eyes, though. No nose, but the eyes go above where the nose would be, you know?

I'm picturing it. It's just like the moon, what's the moon emoji with the face? The black moon emoji? Yeah, kind of. But no mouth and no nose, just to Google it eyes. Georgia, can I ask your inspiration behind this idea? That's a really good question. I think just inclusivity and togetherness and the earth and being around, you know?

Kealda. Being around? Kiyaka. Kiyaka. Georgia, you're smart. I love this idea, Georgia. We're definitely going to write it out and consider it. Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. So I guess it's sort of then, isn't it? I don't think we need to really... It's a good idea. The idea's coming. Keep the idea is coming. Keep the idea coming. She said Keirka, ha. It's about the world.

She pitched it well, I'm sold. Keep the idea is coming. Now, can we also put it out there to the incredible Edge Funno listening right now? Does he not even made a mascot? Yeah. What do we do? Where do we go? Yeah.

So we'll come up with this amazing idea. we just, I don't know how to make them. No idea. We have no idea where to go, how to make. Has anyone listening a good seamstress? Oh, yeah. Has anyone actually made mascots for rugby teams? Yeah, or like a stage challenge costume

that, like, is kind of mascot-esque. But like quite a legit good person. Yeah, like a legit, actual good person. Not a bunch of teenagers from doing stage challenge. Oh, we'll take it off. Said to them, said to them. Yeah, sorry, guys. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. potentially the first No, definitely the first radio show to have a mascot chosen by the people Yeah, it was one of my brain children I guess you could say where I thought Guys, you just never had a mascot before

No radio station has Asterix It's hard this half we found out But not the people's mascot Where you get to choose what you want this mascot to be One of your many brain children You're like Nick Cannon with the brain children I am, I just kids everywhere

I'm shooting out everywhere. Wham! Right, so incredible ideas. What's your name? You're right. Sometimes he does forget all of their names and interviews. He's got like 15 kids, you guys. It's crazy.

Nick Canada has no idea what his kids are called. But 3343 is our text number. Our line is always open for ideas because this week is really about fine-tuning the perfect idea for the EJavo's mascot. And it is the people's mascot, so it will be entirely decided by the people. Now, I've done some Googling

because, like, we don't have to figure out how the heck we're going to make a mascot outfit and I've gone straight to my favourite website, Timo. Okay. Because do you guys remember the idea that came through about Allie, the Edge Elephant? Yes, love that idea. $47 on Timo.

I don't think we can go Timo. Why not? It's so cute. You know who makes great mascot costumes? Children. It's so cute. Okay, what about, remember the idea that came through

with the chicken with the beard? Yeah, a chicken costume, $40, The beard is $4, so $44. That is a good bar. I bet she just reread the list. They said chicken beard. Well, a chicken with a beard.

No, chicken beard. What do you mean? I think it's a beard made out of chicken or it's a chicken lying in a bed. So you're going to have to, that costume's not going to work. And that's all day. I got that long. You've added a few letters there.

Okay, well, we are looking for a way of creating this mascot. We need to bring it to life. We need a costume maker or a good souler to really help us with this. And Collins here on 0800 the edge. with some help. What do you thoughts, Colin? Yes. So I had an idea.

I was just listening to you guys now. So New Zealand's got this iconic fruit, and it's a Fijoa. Mm-hmm. Fijoa. Yes. And I think that will represent New Zealand real good. Oh. Yeah, so as an idea for the mascot, it's a Fijua.

That would be cute. Have you heard of the Kiwi fruit? Yes, I did. But a Kiwi fruit, you can get in South Africa like I am from. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. Boring.

Goosbury, eh? Okay. Yes. You're like a Fijah. Do you know any hookups of people who can make mascots, though, Colin? Colin, what's your sewing like? Not good. I can't even sew my socks.

Yeah. That's where we're at at the moment as well. Colin, have you got any Fijewas? No, but I do have three Fijua trees up in Kaukao where I stay. Yeah, it's not the season, Harrison? It's just not the season. It's just not the season. When is it, though?

Not right now. Not right now. That's not going to line up with us, Dan. If we want to go look for inspiration, we want to look at inspiration. Just to get an idea. Thank you for our idea. Okay, well, thank you, Colin.

Thank you, mate. Guys, we are no closer to figuring out who can make this mascot though. Well, I think that's negative at you. I think we're very close, thanks to that. I think Colin had a lot of good points, and I think you're giving him a hard time. Yeah.

Okay. I also don't like the way Harrison says Vajowa. I don't say Vajoula. And for that reason, I don't think our mascot can be a Vajua. It's the edge. We'd rule out. Birds, no bird mascots are no Vajola mascot. Okay.

Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. So 2025 is the year of the Steph glow up. No, you don't need to glow up, Seth. You're beautiful. What are you talking about? It's stupidly to you to say that. Great ass.

Thank you so much. Thank you so much. But, you know, I'm working on my physical and mental health this year. I'm 15 months almost postpartum and I want to feel like myself again. So I'm on a bit of a journey. And I realized last night when I was, I was just doing the old doom scroll, as probably a lot of people listening do, at the end of the night, just to unwind and you're on TikTok and it's video after video. And before you know, an hour is past.

I'm like, what a waste of an hour? What should I be doing that's actually going to benefit me mentally? And I've been messaging my sister a bunch recently. She lives in London. And, God, she's a big reader. Her goal was to read 52 books in a year. And that's like one book a week. And to me, that's incredible.

She read, I think, like 60 something books last year. She read more than a book a week. The last book I read, and I remember it because I was on holiday at the time, it was at the beginning of 2023. Oh, yeah. That's not too long ago. I mean, it's pretty sad. I want to be a reader.

I feel like I need to spend my nights instead of doing the Doomscroll. I need to do something that's going to be good for my brain. And I'm putting it out there right now. Steph Monks Reader It's got a good ring to it Steph Mac's Reader Now I don't know where to begin

Because I know Nothing about books essentially Except that some of them are quite smutty At the moment That's kind of all my knowledge They're other big trending ones too You know Have you read any of these smutty books

That's funny you say this chat Steve Because this week I've just started reading I think it's my new thing I didn't even watch TV last night guys Oh get off Steph's corner mate You have to wait six months before you start reading. Well, I actually pulled this up yesterday.

So actually, Steph, you should hold fire. I'll let you have this. Because Harrison's the reading guy. I'm the reader. What are you reading? You know my little middle name is? Read. Oh, yeah, it is.

It's literally read. I'm reading the Stephen King novel. It's called... Scary. Here we go. Here we go. It's called... What is it called?

The Colorado Kid. See? Thank you. And my girlfriend just started reading yesterday. I bought her a book. She's reading The House Maiden. Oh, I'm reading that. Housemaid.

No, get out of the corner. This is my corner. No. It's got who one? I've always read. I've never stopped reading. You have never talked about reading, Sean. Yeah, because it's not an interesting thing to talk about.

Sorry. Sorry, interesting that you got... Yeah, I do talk about basketball a lot. He makes us literally watch a social basketball game. Ornily when I score like 20 points. Okay, I'll talk about books. Now we can. We can have a book club.

But Steph, it's interesting that you are getting into smutty. You want to get into smutty books. Well, I think so. I mean, I hear a lot of chat about it. I read the fourth wing ones recently. that's the dragon ones Yeah But I was skipping the smutty bits

Because to me it was like That story's so good You were skipping the smutty bits Emergency Alert Oh dear Lord Tsunami advisory Oh my god Okay so

Everyone read their phones Strong and unusual currents And I think a series at the shore Okay so there was an earthquake in Russia I mean you probably already heard about this But it was a biggie It was one of the only eight point Whoa really

to scale earthquakes of the year, the first one. And it has issued a tsunami warning for about midnight tonight, New Zealand time. For all coastal areas. It's going to affect tides. I wouldn't panic if I, I mean, I don't want to. Do you live in the north shore? I live, yeah, yeah. The key we're being?

Sure. But I think Hawaii, Japan, they're probably the ones that are going to be a little bit more impacted. I mean, I don't want to go. But everyone read the phones. Yeah. It's okay. No, don't say scary. It's no problem. No, it's just scary when that noise happens. It's all good. It's all good. It's midnight tonight.

It reminds me of going back into lockdown. Yeah, it is a bit of a scary noise. Ever since lockdowns happen as well, they do this all the time. They do actually. They're like, strong winds. It's like, well, don't do that for a strong gust of wind. But I find sometimes when the weather is super gnarly, I'm like, well, now's the time for an alert and they never happen. Do you know what I thought when that was happening, I was like, oh, another test. You know, there's so many fire tests that you're you.

you don't believe it when there's a real fire. Yeah. Yeah. So, hey, if you're just going to alert on your phone, it is just about the tsunami warning for the coastal areas of Otero after the Russian earthquake that happened early today.

But again, about midnight tonight, not right now. And just I would go to a website like stuff to read up more about that. Run for the hills. No, no, no. Everyone in Tohungaungaer should climb Mount Mongaui because that's the safest spot.

Okay, let's not. joke. No, I'm not a joke. It's a call of action. I grew up in the mount, and it's crazy, the tsunami activate, like, evacuation plan is climb the mount. Yeah. Yeah, no, I believe you, but I'm just like...

Yeah, like tonight I'm going to go and have dinner at the 360 rotating restaurant on the Skytower. Because it's a high spot. That is a boogie place to escape a tsunami. Can I just... No, where are we? No, we're worried. 3343.

Do you have a book suggestion for Steph? Oh, yeah, that's what we were doing. That's who we are. What a mash-up of a dog. books here. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. We were talking about Steph trying to get into reading. Yeah, I'm on my 2025 glow-up.

And then an emergency alert went off. And part of my glow-up is to do better things for my mental health. Oh, sorry, Steph, you don't need a glow-up. A bit lightly, Sean. Harrison, anything to say? What are you going to do? Nothing about... Oh, Steve, you don't need to glow up.

What? You don't need to glow up? I said it heaps now. It was forced. Man, you've got to give Steph positive the affirmation. Literally, it's my lovely garage. You should know that by now. You got it.

Hang in there. I'm on a quest. Shut up. I want to quiz at the moment to do better things for myself physically and mentally. And I am a doomscroller at night time. So I want to read. My sister's a big reader. And I want to be more like her.

I want to read some books. The last book I read was at the start of 2023. It's a while ago. So I'm asking you. for some book recommendations. I am open to the smut. I did borrow the fourth wing off a friend and I just skipped straight to the dirty chapter.

Yeah, we got to talking about this before, before I was rudely interrupted by a tsunami warning, which is that I read those fourth wing books and I would skip the smutty parts. Because for me I was like, the plot was so good. It was such a good book. And then it was like, here's a chapter of them just like going hammer and tongs.

And I was like, skipping through, okay. I can't believe you skipped it. It's like, I thought that's, Like what all the fuss is about are those scenes. And then the rest of the plot is just build up and create the tension and the anticipation. And just skip over it. Well, maybe that's it.

But for me, it was like a really good plot of a book. It wasn't 50 Shades. It was like, basically for me, it was like Hunger Games. But there are, yeah, like, Hunger Games. But then if there was just like an intense two chapter love making scene in the cave and then back to Hunger Games. I want to know what happens. Jaws, the movie, is a master class in never, in suspense.

They never reveal George the very, very end. So if we're reading a smutty book and just keep showing the smart, it's like sex scenes and film and TV, I hate watching them. Because it's like, oh, let us use our imagination. Just say, oh, they're off to bed. Oh, they made love that night. Really? So you skip the smart too? Gorgeous.

That's how waste the book. This isn't. Because I was thinking, I want to buy these fourth-way books. I know they're real impressive, but I'm like, I don't want to read all the smart on them. No, and the good thing about those books is I reckon that gets hyped up because people love the smart, but I think the smart is 1% of that book.

Like there's two chapters. In the whole book, it's like 60 chapters that are smart. That's too much. Do you know what the smut is? Put it on my head there. That's where the smut is. You make the smut up in your head. You don't need to like read it out.

Yeah, yeah. I feel like that's an old person thing to do. But I did, when I borrowed Fourth Wing off a friend and I skipped straight to the dirty chapter, I did really enjoy it. Yeah, it's like grandad doesn't know how to look up porn so he reads that book. You know, that's what it gives.

Maybe porn is like, like, visual. let's call it something else just in case, but let's maybe watching visually at all fun. Smart hub. Yeah. Maybe it's like a guy thing. I don't want to generalise here, but maybe like the

smutty books, maybe we want the imagination. Maybe we want to imagine ourselves in it potentially. And maybe that's, maybe it's like a difference kind of preference there. I think if you're getting into reading, you've just got to throw it all at the wall, I think read a

a classic, read an action, and read something that's just pure felfth. Yeah. And then see which one you like. I think the Dragon one. And then read the Bible. One time I did try and read that to see what all the false was about. True story. No.

You start at the start. I actually got quite far. Yeah, it was weird. Well, maybe you could read the Quran then. What's that one called the Quran? The Quran. Well, thank you for all the messages coming through, 3343. A lot of people are telling us where their tsunami evacuation points are, just in case.

And yes, you're right, Sean, the Mount Muganoi Mountain is one. So fantastic. Alana said read den of Vipers, also I live inland. There we go. And Joe is recommending J.C. Lin, Bell, trolls. Someone said, Steph, you don't watch Smut Hub, you read it like a lady. Okay, thanks Alex. And Shai, yeah, said Smart Hub is made for men and Smart Books is made for women.

Man. Wow. Your Ivo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Me and my partner are doing very well. Oh, congratulations. Thank you. Wow, look at you guys doing well, eh?

How long's it being? Four years, me and my girlfriend. If you like it, then you should have put around. Settle. Just like a random Beyonce song I just popped into my head. Yeah, out of all the ones you could have. It said love on top. That would have been good because that's inappropriate.

I've got the love. for her as a, oh. Yep. Her name's Sarah, so that it actually is appropriate. But guys, we've done a massive step in our relationship. I know you guys are doing pretty well. Steph, you're engaged. You've got a son, 14th, your old boy, alokko.

Thank you. Beautiful, out of wedlock. Sean, you got engaged. Got a big ring for her. Yep. And you put a ring on her. Yes. What's your big news?

You're not seeing engaged. You're having a kid. No. You're not going to believe this guy and I think it's a big step in our relationship. But I don't think a dog. Bet it's a dog. Bet it's a dog.

You guys getting a puppy. Not a puppy. But this is kind of like quite a solid commitment. It means things are real. Joining bank accounts. I still haven't done that. No, but along the lines of that. Very along the lines of that.

Okay. She had Facebook. Okay. Mate, an old couple who like one of them got caught cheating or messaging to sign else. Me and my partner have enjoyed email. Is it that? Oh, that's good. Yeah.

Hell yeah. Oh, no. Guys, my girlfriend started this yesterday. She made the move. We officially have a shared grocery list note on our notes app. That's quite adult, actually. Guys, that is very adult. I'd say that's more adult than even getting engaged.

Thank you. That's crazy. That's been really too fast. That's one at a whoa, pull it back a bit, babe. Pump the brakes. This is like, getting intents really quickly. Can I ask what, how does it work?

How do you write on your phone, what groceries you need, and it pops up on her phone or something? To her philosophy behind it was, yeah, it was just like, we've got this NoDab, just chuck in, whatever you think of at any point in any time, any day, what we need for the supermarket, then if any of us happen to go to the supermarket, we can just get what's on the list. What happened to just messaging each other being like, babe, I'm at the supermarket, till we need anything? Well, that's what it always was. What?

Yeah. You know, it was always me finishing work, any of the car and calling. Hey, babe, do you want anything from the supermarket? Yeah. That's how I used to run. Yeah. What's wrong with that? But I don't know.

Now we're doing lists. Well, I'd say there's a step backwards in your relationship because she said she wants to communicate with you less, basically. She's sick of those little conversations. And then you know what I was, we did today as well. No, we'd have lied today. This morning we had a jobs list now. So we had a jobs node list on our phones that we share.

Yeah. And she's chucked in a few. What she's being here? Like dab off chocolate that's on our white couch. That would have been me Golly golly Golly So when you get home

Dab off the chocolate on the couch Do you know what I have a I guess a joint grocery list Because it hangs in our fridge We're not digital like you Your old school Old school as

Love writing stuff down Also a to do list On our fridge as well That's what we've got Just Well Harrison What

I hope you're ready For what comes After this step Because you know what they say First comes Shared grocery list Then comes shared to do list then comes

Me Just that No the Beyonce song again Yeah then comes me Yeah no if you like it then you should have put a ring on it Anyway I'm just saying hey I'm just saying You're taking the right steps In this relationship I'm very excited for you

Yeah I just feel like it's moved really quick in the last like 24 hours It sounds to me like the love's dead It's not dead When you're on the rocks Me and Jeannie don't talk about that We don't talk about chores We are got a strict rule in our relationship We don't talk about anything that's unsexual.

Do you know what I think? Do you not think a clear sign of love on the rocks is? Saving it with engagement. No, don't think so. Oh, just what I'm going to pin you down. Here you go. I didn't pin her down. I'm not directing her to you.

What? Oh, thanks for getting awkward. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. A mortifying moment happened. in my life last night I went to my friend's house for dinner. Scary?

No, not the mortifying bit. That was actually quite lovely catching up. But because, you know, babies and bedtimes and everything, it was kind of like, I was just kind of like... Scary? No, no, again, not the scary bit. But I was just kind of...

Scary to me? Waiting on the couch for her to wrap up bedtime. And as she was doing that, I was ordering Uber Eats. And we came up with the... the conclusion that a little tie number would be fantastic. And so did the ordering. My friend was busy with bedtime and then she, I heard a knock on the door and I was like, oh, brilliant. And then you can like follow it on your app and blah, blah, blah. And I was like, oh, brilliant,

it's going to be the food. So I just, you know, she's busy. So I'm like, I took myself to the front door. Great. And it was. It was the Uber Eats delivery driver. And I was like, fantastic. And open the door, great, hello, thank you. And then he goes, he goes, oh, can I take a photo? And I was like, oh, I'm a fan. No, come on. I was like, oh, he must listen to the podcast or, you know, listen to the live radio show between three and seven on the edge

with my friends Harrison and Sean. Hold on, how did he ask you for how did he say? He's like, oh, can I take a photo? Yeah, okay. And I was like, oh my gosh, this doesn't happen often, but like, I'm not looking my best, but go. So I was like, of course. And I go to like hug him, like, put my hand over his shoulder. And he kind of like, kind of flinches.

I'm like, oh, okay, maybe personal space is a problem, but that's okay, we can just take a normal selfie, not touch. And I mean, he's like, oh, of the food, I need a, and then he explained that, and then I remembered Uberette's driver is often quite, They need to take photos that they've delivered the food. And then they leave with like proof that the food was delivered. He didn't want a photo with me. He didn't know who I was or we wear or anything. So he could say, look guys, this is Stephanie Monks from the edge is food. And then I was so mortified.

I just kind of got the giggles. I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. Of course you just need to take the photo of the bag. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. And then he left and I just went back so embarrassed and just sat back on the couch. My friend was still dealing with bedtime. So I just didn't tell her. You didn't tell her.

I was too... I would come back with it. Ooh, they're going on a photo with me. How weird. It's like, it's a private property, they want to do it right now. Oh, great. Oh my God, that is insane.

Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It is Friday. No, it's not. It's Wednesday. That's what I meant to say. And on Wednesday, we're pink and we do this. Stan Walker.

Degrees of Stan Walker. It does require a bit of a backstory. Really. We used to do a segment on the show called Degrees of Separation. This is where we threw out a different Kiwi Celebrity, the loosest interaction you've had with them kind of won the competition. We want different stories. And then Stan Walker would always hit so much better.

Every Kiwi had a good Stan Walker story. So it became degrees of Stan Walker. But would there be enough Stan Walker stories to sustain it? 13 weeks in, I dare say there might be. These are some of the ones we had last week. I was at my dad's probably like 10 years ago and he lived on Crinnon Street. And Stan Walker was filming a music video on that street. Okay.

That's perfect. Yeah, I was like, me and my friend just sat at the window and just, like, watched him through the window. We didn't go talk to him or anything, but it was quite interesting. Yeah, that was our winner last week, actually. Well, deserved. Wow deserved. Yeah, really good. So that's exactly what we're looking for.

Just any story associated with you and Stan Walker, you really don't even have to have seen him. Yeah, the more degrees is the better. My brother went to his concert and stubbed his toe and then went to, see the St. John people and Stan Walker was at the St. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, if it made sense, yes, that's a good example.

You've got the degrees there. It was quite evident you're making it up on the spot. So we'd love real stories. Real stories would be good. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. On degrees. Stanwork! It is Wednesday,

which means degrees of Stan Walker. I-800 the Edge. Best story about Stan Walker wins. It's 13 weeks in now. Every week we go, surely there are no more Stan Walker stories. And every week we get a better Stan Walker story than the last. Oh, I'm so excited. All right.

Let's go to Colic Bay to you. Penny on 0800 the edge. Penny tell us what is your Stan Walker story? Hey, Tim. So my Stan Walker story is I am two degrees away from singing with Stan Walker if that makes sense. How? So I used to study at SIT. And when we did our music degree,

I met someone really cool. We became good friends. So I used to sing with Hummeldale, and obviously Hummel's done a song with Stan. So that's my two degrees of singing with Stan Walker. Oh, that's great work. Penny has sung with someone who sung with Stan Walker. So she's sung with Stan Walker really?

Well, I mean, kind of. Oh, wow. Claim it, claim it. You could probably say you're in the band, I reckon. It's a great opening story, Penny. Thank you so much. You're a definitely contender. Let's go to Ian now from Hastings on 0800 the Edge.

Ian, what's your Stan Walker story? Yeah, so Stan was on a plane from Gold Coast Airport who was sitting in the road behind me. It did the usual, this is a selfie bro and sent it to the kids. And we actually, the plane didn't take off. We all got unloaded. We all had the bus from there,

so sat with him in a bus all the way to Brisbane Airport, reloaded onto another plane at Brisbane Airport. We'd already been through customs. So I had a bottle of red wine and then had to go back through customs again, had to tip out the bottle of red wine. Oh. Whoa. But I've got plenty of other stories about Harrison picking him up from the pub and Hastings as well.

Oh, God. What's me? You're a taxi driver, Uber driver. No, no, no. So Harrison went to school with my daughter. Who's your daughter? My Kayla. Oh, me.

Okay, sorry about my behaviour there, maybe in the Uber and everything. Oh. Sorry about that. Wow. Legend though. And crazy. And also, I mean, you've had a ride with me, lucky, but also you've actually had a plane ride and a car ride in the same day as Dan Walker. Yeah, that's pretty impressive.

Yeah. Well, one plane ride and a sit down in a plane and a bus ride. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Pretty good. Ian, just while you're there, what was Harrison like when he was a... Steve. No, Jane. Tell it, what other got got?

Oh, no, that's telling tales out of school. Wow, Sam. Thank you so much, Andrew. I'm back there, mate. He didn't say the pub, so I was a bit nervous. Oh, true. Yeah, I was a bit nervous. All right, and let's go to Jenna in Dunedin on 0-800-Eage. Jenna, we are looking for our favourite Stan Walker story.

What have you got? Hey, guys. So this was a few years ago. Stan was playing in Dunedin at the Town Hill, and my friend And she, I guess she started talking to him and then afterwards we all went to the casino. And so we like got to sit with him and he was kind of singing and the eating bit and dancing. And we got photos and just kind of sat with him and the others and spent the night. Spent the night?

Spent the night? I don't know. I don't mean, sorry, I'd be like just at the casino hanging out until it was time. Okay. All right. Kissing and hanging out, as you say. No, casino and hanging out. Kissing and hanging out.

Casino. Oh, God. Jenna are at night. It's like the casino and Dunedinidad. Okay, so Jenna Who may or may not have made sweet love to Stan Walker on the roulette table. Ian, who was in multiple forms of transportation with Stan Walker.

And Penny, whose story I've forgotten. Who sang with someone who sang with. Yeah. I am going to vote Ian. because he gave us Teon Harrison and also it was just a kind of crap story

and I love that because in the future you know people might call in and tell us stories about you oh please do all right

that's fine with me Ian Ian? Ian? Ian! Shout out Michaela's dad Ian Michael was down to me

Michaela went to school with Harrison here and you have the best and Walker story today but thanks to everybody but well done you Ian thanks to Ian Give us one thing about Harrison, though.

Yeah, one more. Did he throw up in the car? One more secret. Was he back? No, he was fairly inebriated. Let's just say that. Oh, classic, classic Harrison. Miss you, Ian.

Till Top Hood, 660. New Music is never coming home on the edge. Sean, Steph, and Harrison. Next, it's the segment segment where Steph pictures a segment. I'm so excited for this, you guys. Your Arvos Hit Harder with Sean. Steph and Harrison. This is the segment segment where Steph comes every day and pitches a new segment.

I think I said segments too many times. Today's segment idea that I'd like to pitch to you guys is a segment where I make up a movie synopsis. It's a plot about a movie that currently doesn't exist. And then I'll tell you the fun movie title idea that I've got for the hypothetical movie. And you guys decide whether you'll watch it or not. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Love it. All right. Thank you. It was just quickly, because we are rating this segment, have you used AI for any of this? No. I've been working my little, that's huge, butt off over the last couple of hours on these, okay?

Okay. God, Steve, it's not that big, it's normal size, thank you. Steph, it's an emphasize. I've done this too much today. Okay, here's my first movie, synopsis. Ava, in her early 20s, is an aspiring tennis player, and she goes to a summer tennis camp.

She meets tennis player Liam, a charming, rising tennis star and they have instant chemistry. The strict camp coach warns them that relationships are structurally forbidden at tennis camp and he even threatens Ava's spot at the tennis camp

if she doesn't stay focused. Determined to succeed, Ava pulls away from Liam, only later to catch him stretching with another female player who clearly has eyes for him. she's hurt and confused. Ava leaves Camp, believing it was all just a game to him.

Weeks later, they reunite at a high-stakes tennis tournament, forced onto opposing mixed doubles teams. After a fiery match, Ava, unfortunately, twists her ankle, and Liam runs over to her, seeing if she's okay. Ava has to forfeit the match. Later that day, she finds out that he had rejected the other stretching girl and even risked his own future at the summer tennis camp by defying the coach and standing up for Ava.

Ava still injured, hobbles over to Liam in the tennis tournament changing room. They realised their love for each other and they kiss. And that's the end of the movie and the movie's called Perfect Match. Okay, all right? It's a lot more, I'll be honest with it, there's a lot more information than what I was ready to take it. No. You've explained the whole film.

This happens. This happens. The movie's called this. That was a two minute detailed. That was a, what do they call that? In movies? The whole story. The plot.

The plot. I guess, yeah, but you guys need to decide now whether you'd watch it or not. Okay. Well, can I be completely honest? Yeah. I wouldn't because I know the ending. I'd tell you now. I'd know it's like a trailer.

Oh, okay, okay. So you don't want me to give away the whole plot? But you just went on. Can I try again? Yeah. Okay, here's a new movie, new synopsis. Is it shorter? See if you can edit in the live.

Okay. There's a hot chick real estate agent, and she is very type A, very organized. Then, Inwaltz's a dude real estate agent, and he's very chaotic, very all over the place. And they are tasked at selling an impossible house to sell. It's been on the market for ages. It's impossible to sell.

So they team up together. She's very rehearsed in her selling ability to all the buyers that come through. She's very polished in her staging of the house. He is very flirty. Sorry, this is the type version. I have to set the characters up. He's very flirty. But the more time, they don't like each other,

but the more time they spend together repainting rooms and dealing with annoying customers and clients and buyers and stuff, They realise they actually kind of like each other, and then they, and then I won't reveal the end. But the movie's called Off the Market. I like it. I've never, I've not seen a real estate rom-com. Have you seen a real estate rom-com? No, no, I haven't seen it.

Interesting. I think if I had to vote, I'd vote for the tennis one. Oh. Yeah. That's okay. Is it a third one? No, there's no. Oh, there's a really quick third one.

No, there's no time. Next on the edge avos. Oh, come on. It's about a breakdancing group that goes to Alaska. That one. I'd watch that. I'd watch that. Start with that.

I should have started with that. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. As you know, towards the start of the year, I had to go to the dentist quite a bit because someone commented on my videos and private message me and stuff. Like, dentists saying you've got really bad and flamed guns. Like, possibly really bad gum disease. Oh. And so I was like, gosh, okay, I haven't gone to the dentist in what?

Eight years should probably go, but I was too scared to go because I knew it would be bad. It was so bad. I'd sneeze my gums would bleed. Whoa. Very, no. Very, very bad. I feel like that's a big reason why people just don't go to the dentist is because you do leave it so far in between that you just know it's going to be bad and expensive.

I know, and it's very expensive. You're really to save up to go, but it's worth the investment. It's worth the investment And I go I used to tell these horror stories in the show All these months ago Where I'd have to like Scrap my gums

We don't need to get into it But they had to declaim my gums It was really, yeah It's horrible to talk about It was horrible experiences To go for four big sessions And they go Come back in three months

And we're gonna Reassess your gums To see if we did Do the final procedure To see if you're cured Wow What's the final procedure? The final procedure

It's like cutting your gums. Oh no. Yeah, we don't need to get into it. Look at what. But that's like you might not have to do, or you might have to do. We'll have to do if it doesn't improve. If it doesn't, okay, so it does have to.

It's 98% there to doing that. You've got a lot of work to do to get it better. All you can do is floss. Okay. So I started flossing. Yeah. Flossing. Guys, I haven't got anything in my teeth right now.

A lot better. Yeah, really good. A lot better. Pink gums. Pink gums. Yeah. Pink gums. What were they red?

Very red. Very red. Very red and inflamed. And so three months go by, dentists is like this morning. I couldn't sleep because I'm so excited to go and show my dentist my gums for her to go, hey, you haven't got gum disease, you cured. You've done good money. Because it was very bad.

Verging on the C word bad, like very bad. Cancerous. Yes. What? Yeah, that's how bad it got. Oh my God. So I've been very scared. I've been really working on it.

Yeah. And so I went in today and I'm excited, giddy assing the waiting room. And new dentist turns the corner. goes, come in. I was like, oh, where's, I'm where clean? She goes, Clears away today. I was like, okay. So then she goes, has it been? I'm like, I'm actually, really proud of myself.

She's, oh, yeah, sits me down. She goes, I yeah, I think they'll look better than what they were. Right. Didn't care. Didn't care about any of this. And I'm like, you just don't get it. And halfway through cleaning. So I was like, any blood? She goes, no, I'm like, yep, I know the last time you claim, there's blood everywhere.

Halfway through. Harrison? Clear walks him. Claire? Oh, sorry, I'm busy next. She's Irish, but we'll. drop the accent. I'm busy next door but I wanted to come and see how he comes

looking. Do you want to show me? I sat up in my chair, took my glasses off, here you go smiles, she goes, oh, Harrison. She high-fived me. She was so proud of her because look how far you've come. You've worked so hard and that's 95% of the work is what you're going to do and she literally

said, she literally said I reckon you could be the new poster boy for lumino dentists. Wow! I reckon You can be the before and after pick that we use. Would you consider it? Absolutely. Really?

I might be the new post. We're with the dentist. Do you want that on your reservation? I don't know. But it could. Think about it. It could be me. Hey, we are so proud of you too.

Disease free guys. Pink cups, pink goos, preach. Do you want to celebrate him with tonight? A dart. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Sean's five staff. I'm on a journey to give you a fact that's so good that it's worthy of five stars in our judging criteria.

I've come close. I've had a couple 4.9s. I'll be honest. I've had more ones than I've had 4.9s. But it's a journey, isn't it? Yep. Sorry, Steph just eating cottage cheese. Oh, Steph.

I just know the break on the mic. Spat it on the mic. Sorry, I really teased that to happen. That's bad. I didn't realize the radio talking time. I don't know. It's carrots. God.

You've lost your privilege. Producer Nurse Sam's going to describe, explain the game now. Because you can't be trusted. So today, guys, listeners of the Adjavos, we are going to play five-style fact. That's it. This is a game where Sean, boom, hits us. I'll do the sound effects. With a fact.

And hopefully it's a good one. He's trying to aim for one that gets five stars. from his judges, but he fails a lot. So today, listeners, we will see. Can you chew faster? Steph, don't go for another mouthful of corny up. That's why I'm behind. The pain of glass.

What's the, that's great, that's great. That's good, producers, Sam. It's great. Well done. Love that. What's the judging criteria? Originality, shareability. Performance.

Yes. Today's a listener fact The listener submission It's come from Cass And she is listening right now on Rover To hear her fact on here Love Hi Cass

I think this is a very good fact The fact is Sorry Sam That's good music Thank you What is this music? It feels familiar Is it?

Selblock tango Shrek What is it? Selbok tango Tango is He had it common Yeah at the start It was

No, it does. Pah, sizzle. Pop, six, squish. Uh-uh. Cisero, lip shits. What is this? What's the reference? It's a Chicago song.

Oh, yeah. Musical. Go for a song. It sounds like Chicago. Listen. That cell block tango. That's that. Do you know, fun of fact,

I played, I played the cell block tango person that speaks for a manian in the school show. And I had to make it up on this book. That's awesome. That's shocking. It was so good. I was like, but I do it up,

but I don't do that, Steve. Sorry, is it Italian? Pass back in the day? Yeah. Yeah. It's a different time.

Anyway, you thought you guys would be impressed. Put your cottage out of the microphone way you did that. That was a hard watch. Back to the five-star fat was sure. No, that's a good fact.

No, it's a good fact. So we'll get back to it tomorrow. No, no. Cass, tune on your five-star fact. We haven't run out of time. We've got a time. here tomorrow on the show. Sean, don't be a party pooper.

Jolly roll. You're letting cash down. You're letting cast down. You're letting everyone down. Do the fact. Today's fact is Attention to the podcast. Today's fact is. Well, this song sounds like the stop.

Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, hope you enjoyed the podcast. This is, if you've enjoyed it, here's a little extra. A little outro. So, hello everybody.

So goodbye to us. I haven't properly said goodbye. Sean, you're going to be mad at me. Oh, great. Why? Because you guys relentlessly bullied me in our pre-meeting today? Oh, yeah. Then you got offenders.

We told Sean that he has no rhythm. You've actually never seen him dance. I didn't actually get offended. I said that my voice is going. No, it was just funny. I know you're going to sort of. You're not feeling the best today, but it was funny that after all the bullying it was then you were quiet as.

I'm like, Sean, you're like, I just got a sore throat guy so I can't talk to me as well I was trying to say I was offended by the bullying The timing was just funny You know I'm pro bullying That's why I don't wear a pink shirt on pink shirt

Anyone else would be a little bit like Oh guys you can leave me alone now But not sure he loves getting bullied Give it to me The only reason he got quiet Was because his voice was poor little thing Yeah What

What? What? Okay so I've got something to tell you But please don't be angry at me Okay I promise And just know that That I tried Really really really really hard

Okay But If you spoil love island For me I'm going to throw How could I spoil love on the film In the same place as you Yeah

No but you're like on TikTok and stuff No no no no no No I I gave it my best shot I was like You know what Steph It's really important to Sean And he loves it

So I'm going to really really Really really give it my best And try And sit down And have no distractions Did you watch Clarkson's farm? Did you watch classic Clarkson's farm Oh my god

Did you like it? I think I gave up after three minutes I was like this isn't for me that's really really course you I hated it

very early the intro it just finished no yeah it was probably a few minutes after the show what happened talk me through what you saw fuck I just can't stand the guy and also like I was just really bored

oh that's it if you don't like Jeremy Clarks you're not going to like the show I've found him to be quite like I'm rich and like I bought Buck in 2003 I bought this massive farm that I don't know what to do with them that rich. I just bought it

vibes. And then yeah, I was just like, oh, you know what, I'm just, farming isn't in my soul. You know how it is in people's souls and other people's, it's not, it's not mine. So it just wasn't for me. And that's okay. There's other things for me. That's okay. Yeah,

but I just want to apologize. I did try. That's all. No, I honestly appreciated that you gave it a go. I thought you might like it. Just because you liked the Gordon, Gino and Fred one with her. I like the vibe between them and I also love So there's a vibe that builds between him and some, but you gave it three minutes once again. No, I can't.

There is a vibe. No, but obviously you're not interested in farming. I can't. I did watch, if anyone out there is interested in watching a different kind of old people show. It's a little old person show. Stanley Toucci in Italy. Fantastic Disney show. Who doesn't like Stanley Tootchy?

I actually want to watch that. You and I had very different Saturday nights. I just can't imagine him going around talking to hosting a show. He's quite a serious actor. quite serious and speaks fluent Italian and he's just eating food just restaurants Yeah like home cooking

A lot of like just locals Does he cook? No he just eats the food Talks to locals eats the food Shows off the landscape Do you watch them cook? Is that anything about cooking? Yeah dear

Oh yeah You guys Can I say guys You may treat yourself to Clarkson's farm tonight Sean Steph A book That's what you'll be treating yourself to I'm going to treat myself tonight guys

To a cigarette No. I'm so excited for it. But you've done so well. Have you? I mean, I don't know. How long is it? I reckon I'll go three days off, one day on.

That's pretty good. Why? Why not? Hey, did you smoke yesterday? No. Well, then just you could do it yesterday so you can do it again today. I don't know. It's kind of weekdays.

I don't really smoke. But I went to the, it was all because of the dentist's coming up today. Oh, stress. No, no. No, he didn't want to get told off and have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars. Okay. Hundreds of thousands, Jesus. Hundreds of thousands.

But, guys, I went, I'll talk about it on the show. I've talked about it on the show about it. I went really well today, and I can't wait to, like, go home and have a seat you tonight. No, don't do it. Well, that's just cool. Remember we're looking after our house. Now that all the double jobs are over, now we're really focusing on our health. I am. I've lost a kilo.

Doesn't matter about losing away. It's about breathing in oxygen. Yeah, I'm not drinking as much. I don't drink during the week. That's good. You could do a different vice, but I do worry about you in smoking. No, chocolate. though, fuck.

You can keep chocolate. Nah, fuck chocolate. Do you know the banana Whittaker's chocolate? Have not tried that. Fucking don't try. I can't know. Honestly, Steph, no word of a light. I don't know if you back me up here, Sean.

But it is my favourite Whitaker's chocolate. Oh, stop-o. That is fucking huge to say. I can't. I have to try it. I saw it was sold out at the supermarket and just as I was there the other day, they were restocking it. And I was like, do it.

It's fucking the best chocolate in the world. The same thing happened when caramel came out and you couldn't get it anywhere. And I tried it. And I tried it. And I was literally. addicted for, I reckon a year. This has like diarrhea all over fucking caramel. Oh, fuck.

How good's a chocolate diarrhea? So good. Do you guys get that? Like after a bunch of chocolate? Oh, no, it all comes out of me. Oh, it comes out of me. Really? Oh, yes.

I don't eat that much. I think I've got quite a big lactose and chocolate. You eat so much chocolate. I know. You get chocolate diarrhea. I get chocolate diarrhea. You have to be putting away more than a block to get a diarrhea. When I start a block, I have to finish the block.

And also. That's not a challenge. Where's chocolate? Okay, I go over to a creamy milk. You're like, guess I have to get through this 400 grand block of chocolate. That's exactly what happens in my brain. And also with a full block, you need milk.

You go equal parts chocolate, equal parts milk. So can you imagine the waterfall? Yeah, that's going to give you the shit. Two litres of milk and half a kilo of chocolate. The Charlie in the Chocolate Factory, Augustus Glute. Okay, we're done. We're done. We got it.

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