The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #115: Steph debuts her psychic abilities in segment segment 🔮
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This is a podcast from Rover.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge. Hello everybody.
Thank you for selecting this podcast to be your friend for the next 30 minutes or so.
We bloody appreciate it.
Harrison's yawning.
But that's not an insight to what's about to happen.
Well.
It's a great show.
Is it?
Oh.
Nah, it's good show. It's good show. It's good show.
Highlights?
Highlights for me was my segment segment.
Well, I don't want to give it away, but I am trying to find my own segment
because the boys kind of hog all the segment.
It's not a bit, I'm going to lie.
So my idea today, I think it's got legs.
It was, it started off pretty crap and then it got really good.
Yeah.
So I back that.
Thank you.
My favourite bit of the show today was the school bells.
What were the bells that we played in our schools?
Yeah.
It sounds boring when I explained like that, but it's funnier at the moment.
Enjoy the podcast, everybody.
And I'm going to go hit puberty soon, don't worry.
Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison
To the Edge
Hey everybody, no Sean, he is away sick today
Welcome, welcome, welcome, hi
That wasn't to Sean being sick, sorry
No, no, no no no
Sean says he goes, welcome to the HRVers and I clap and cheer
Yeah
But you said, hey guys, Sean's away age, really sick and not doing very well
And you were clapping and cheering
That is actually good to clarify that you weren't sharing
for the sickness
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just in case people weren't sure
No, it was good, yeah, yeah
How are you, mate?
How am I?
Yeah, how are you?
Good, Steph.
It's been a good day.
You're not feeling a little sniffly.
No, it is going around at the moment.
No, my voice is going, yeah.
But I feel fine.
Which is an issue.
Yeah.
You can't both be sick.
You know what it is?
As my mum's coming to stay tomorrow afternoon.
She'll be listening right now.
What are you?
What are you?
What do you mean?
Oh, she does call me out on my shenanigans.
But I have been frantically cleaning.
And I think it's like a combination.
Because I really want mum to walk into my house and being like,
oh my God, Steve, you've got it all.
together. Like how clean and tiny
is everything looking amazing? Well done. I really
want her to have that reaction. You've been dusting.
I've been dusting. A lot of dusting.
Do you know I don't dust?
Oh, that's a problem.
I don't, but I think it's a bit of a myth.
I just never dust.
Yuck! Can you please go home
tonight and film your
windowsills and run your finger
along the top of it? Even just my soundbar, my TV.
My fridge. No, that needs dusting. The soundbar needs
dusting weekly. But then it goes to the air
And then where does it go?
Falls back onto the thing.
No, please go home and dust tonight, please.
And there's no word of a lie.
My girlfriend's alleged to dust.
Oh my God, so is my partner.
She doesn't shut out with the sneezing.
It's so annoying.
You should really dust for her.
Probably.
All right, 0,800 at the edge.
Let's give away some money, shall we?
We have 10 large.
I mean, it's not too shabby for a Thursday.
Pretty good.
$10,000.
Oh, jeepers.
We're like two minutes on.
Going through puberty guys.
Your avos head harder with Sean.
and Harrison.
The Edge.
Win $10,000 right now with the H-10K-E-Z money.
Okay, $10,000 could be all yours.
It's all thanks to BNZ.
We give you a letter between E and Z,
and you have 10 questions to answer.
Those 10 answers you give have to start with the letter that we give.
You've only got 30 seconds to do this.
$10,000 the prize if you're successful.
It's all thanks to BNZ.
BNZ can help you master your money
so you can start acing
whatever you're doing from day one
and someone I reckon is going to ace easy money right now.
Shoes from Christchurch.
She's becoming an accountant.
Please welcome Nicole to the show.
Hi, how are you?
So good, thanks, Nicole.
Nicole, five times 12.
Come on.
So that is five times 12.
Still studying.
Still studying.
That's okay.
That's okay.
Do you know what?
Nicole's mind at the moment isn't on numbers.
It's on letters.
Sorry, you're probably done for studying for today.
I'm probably just throwing you off.
She's just had the last kind of minute waiting on hold
after calling on 0-800 the edge thinking of all the words
that she can possibly fit in her brain, not numbers.
Yeah, sorry.
This is word focus, Nicole.
I know.
Absolutely.
Nicole, what would you do with 10 grand?
Oh gosh, probably go to Australia to see family.
Nice.
Yeah, I'd put it towards travel as well.
It's the best thing.
Get out of here.
Okay, Nicole.
Oh my goodness.
I bet you're wondering what your number's going to be.
I mean, your letter.
Don't confuse it.
Yeah, I am.
Your letter is going to be.
G.
G.
G for go, Nicole, go.
G4
Garden
Okay
Now Nicole
Normally I read out the categories
Since Sean's away today
And I'm on the really hard job
Of pressing all the buttons
Harrison will be giving you your categories
Red leather yellow leather
My mother makes me much
My name is man
Mesairet
Pronunciate
I'm trying to
It's really hard
The pressure doing this job
Producer Nurse Sam is our judge
This afternoon
She's listening up for any repeated answers
That won't be allowed
You've only got 30 seconds, Nicole, and your time will begin when Harrison finishes saying the first category.
Many men, many men.
Pass whenever you like and hopefully we'll have time to get back to it.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Pickle-low, Piccolo.
Nicole, for $10,000 with a letter G.
Please name for us.
A boy's name.
Grant
A musical instrument
Guitar
A confectionery item
Pass
A game
Game of Thrones
Something hot
Pass
A reason you go to the doctor
Scout
Something you can grow
Grass
A word ending in the letter R
Oh
Sorry Nicole
Sorry for though
Four producer nurse Sam's holding up her fingers there
Four
Yes.
Would we have accepted for game, Game of Thrones?
That is a game, isn't it?
I guess so, isn't it?
It's probably a Game of Thrones game.
Hey, Nicole, thank you so much for playing.
Bloody appreciate you.
Good effort.
You're good effort. Great effort.
Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Now, I remember school, fondly, when the bell rings,
because it's always time to hang out with your mate,
so it's time to stuff your face full of food, you know?
Yeah.
It's a good time.
It was iconic.
Our school used to have.
have like a no would have allows to go to country school
and he used to have like a hand bell.
Really?
Bell duties.
Old school.
Like a town.
Like the town crier.
Yeah, you come out and do that.
That's so cool.
And then I went to high school and it was like a fire alarm every lunch.
I was like, whoa.
Intense.
Now producer nurse Sam was telling us today that a friend of hers,
her kid goes to a school that doesn't have a regular bell here.
It's not even the fun handheld one.
Oh, really?
But she said that.
there's a song that plays, right?
Yes, correct. Sorry, I didn't realize.
Yeah, it's my cue to talk.
So nodding, notting doesn't quite work on the radio.
The world can't see me.
Gosh, what is this?
So tell us about the song that they have at the school.
Yes, so instead of having their normal bowel,
which heightens the kids' moods and makes them stress,
they play this song to make it like more calming and more like ceremonial.
And it is the Dave Dobbin Welcome Home song.
but the mouldy version
Amazing
Do we have it here?
We do so it's just on you
This one?
It's not that one, Stephicab.
Oh, that's a real version of that goes to be a bit of money going to be my
Weird, I can understand every lyric here
I must be forward.
Oh, I like this.
Wow, I've got to be brushing up.
Well, that was my song that I picked to be my bell.
But going back to the original one,
If you go to your Thursday, Thursday one is green.
No, above the green, there we go.
Wait, I'm so lost.
Is there a button of the Dave Dobbin one?
Yeah, on your Thursday hockey.
Okay, I don't know where that's gone, but that's okay.
We can all imagine it.
Yeah.
And Jamie also from the office joins us in studio,
because you also went to a school that didn't have a regular bell.
No, we didn't.
We had, it was a Mexican sounding bell.
Oh, yeah, go on appropriately.
How did it sound?
Well, I thought it sounded like,
do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do-do-d-d-do.
But it wasn't.
That's actually...
That's actually an ice cream one.
So then I found it on YouTube,
but it was more like a...
I'm getting shy.
I've got it here.
Do you have it?
Yeah, I'll say here.
No way.
Really?
Yep, Rangir-Ru.
That is awesome.
Yeah, Kool-A.
Really fun.
Rangiru, Christchurch, School.
Yeah, that's the one.
Shout out.
I'd get amped up for
if I heard that. That's great. He's producer Sam's
friend's one by the way.
You found it.
It's actually a really beautiful way to
studdle yourself. But that's going to put the kids asleep.
Jamie's one's going to
hide the minor. Glastay!
Step that up!
Okay, that's good.
Who out there listening went to a school
or their kids currently go to a school
that doesn't have a regular bell and has a fun song?
Yeah.
Or, hypothetically,
what would you dream of having instead of a
Or more school about what song would it be?
Harrison.
I've got many ideas.
What are your ideas?
Hit the first one.
Oh, God.
This gets you apt-up.
That's the high schoolers?
I like that.
I've got an idea.
Go on.
No.
This is good games?
Yeah, that's not really...
It's kind of funny.
encouraging.
Okay, what's another one that you've got?
The second one's for intermediate kids.
It's a bit full on, I think.
It is, do you reckon?
Yeah, potentially.
Okay.
What about this one?
This is my idea for instead of a school bell.
I'm running to class, to class, to lunch.
And New Zealand based.
And my final one, it's for primary school kids.
And that's because, like, you know, like the Flintstones.
That's so inappropriate.
It's like the Flintstones Bedrock.
What's wrong with you?
Kids.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
What do you have instead of the school bell?
Maybe currently your kids go to school and instead of the...
Or in Harrison's case back in the day.
Da ding, da ding, da ding.
The old handheld.
There's been a death in the village.
It is that vibe, isn't it?
Instead of that, a lot of schools out there across Altadoro, it turns out, are playing music.
It's so cool.
I don't know this was a thing.
It was like a new thing.
I had no idea this was a thing.
at our producer Nurse Sam's Friends Kids' School
This is the school bell
Jamie from the office
used to go to school and this was the bell
That's crazy
It's like the bullfighting song
Isn't it?
Let's go to the phones
We have Alyssa here on our 800 The Edge
Alyssa your daughter plays a song as well
At her school
Yeah
Yeah so
her school actually every few days or every week,
they change the song.
So they kind of just play whatever's,
I guess, trending or going viral,
and the women on TikTok and stuff.
That's pretty cool.
Trending TikTok songs.
So during like 2020 COVID,
it would have been Carol Baskin.
Doodoo.
That was true.
Whatever thing played over and over again is what it is.
And right now it's Jat too,
day. Right now, 50 pounds per person.
That would be that. Amazing, Alyssa. Thank you. Cool school.
And Rochelle from Nelson's here. Is your
kids currently here to school and doesn't have a regular school bell as well?
Yes, they go to Brightwater School and their previous song was Don't Forget Your Roots
by 660 in Teddao-Mal-Maldi.
Oh, beautiful. Arguably a lot better than today on Maldi, I think.
Love that.
A great song. Thanks, Rachel. Yeah, this is really common.
Kate, your daughter goes to a school that doesn't have a regular school bell, but isn't a song, what is it?
Hello?
Hi, sorry, my daughter's supposed to be talking.
Hi, what's your daughter's name?
Ava.
Ava.
Oh, welcome to the show.
Ava!
It's your moment, Ava.
Tell us what your school bell is, Ava.
A toi.
A toi.
A twoie.
Good song.
Oh, just a toi.
Do you know my alarm on my phone is
Bird's song?
It's a great way to wake up.
Really?
And it's quite nice if you're in like,
I don't know what school.
Ava goes to you,
but if it's in like a city school,
not a lot of greenery around.
Just reminds you of nature.
Yeah.
Love that.
Thanks, Kate.
And thank you, Ava.
I personally love Jade's message in to 33443.
Imagine this is a school bell.
What's going on?
You'd be like, I am going to wag today.
June.
Is you again?
I love this.
definitely wag after this.
And to Cofi's skull, shout out.
Who at the dog sounds?
This is your school bell.
That's good.
It's a good idea, right?
I love it.
And Emmys also texted,
and my four-year-old goes to Kinney
and they play Nickymanaut's super bass.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's cool.
I reckon principals, if you're listening right now,
maybe a bit of inspo for you.
Jazz it up.
Yeah, ditch the...
If I was a principal?
Gosh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, we've got a little treat for Love Island fans.
Huge treat.
Huge treat.
Less of a treat, more of a meal, I'd say, Steph.
More of an entree, meal, dessert and a drink.
Yeah.
Ah, that's pretty good.
Maybe even a cocktail served potentially in the Love Island-inspired little champagne flute.
It could be like that.
What are we trying to say?
We're trying to say that if you're listening right now are a massive Love Island fan.
So obviously the UK version is out right now.
there's only one week left until the full series is over.
And like, I don't watch the season, everyone watches this show apart from me, I feel.
It's honestly so good.
And if you're listening right now and you haven't jumped on board the Love Island UK train this season,
I honestly think it's not too late.
It's definitely think it's not too late.
Steph, there's like 50 episodes out.
I think if you just...
I'll catch you up.
I reckon I could catch anybody up and then you'll know exactly what's happening.
because honestly every single day
there's people, wife swapping,
there's so much drama,
the girls honestly all hate each other in the villa.
Like, there's just so much going on
that I think I'd be able to catch anybody up.
Yeah.
But if you have been like me
and you've been addicted to watching this season of Love Island.
And Sean, you're both exactly the same.
Honestly, it's almost ruining my life.
They go home and my girlfriend's watching it,
so I should just watch it to be honest.
I should just watch it.
Well, I am going to watch the finale
because...
Because...
I'm going to watch it with you, Sean,
and some listeners
is we're going to do a Love Island finale viewing party.
But where, where can we do it, Steve?
We're just going to do it at the staff room here or something?
Or just, I don't know, on our phones at home, we're a live show.
What are we going to do?
Nah, mate, what we're going to do?
We are going to hire out a movie theatre.
We're going to provide drinks, nibbles, prizes, freebies.
Yeah.
And we're all going to watch together in our coziest outfits and a bougie-as cinema.
Yeah, we can't actually confirm exactly where it is yet.
Yeah, it's a real shame that we can't.
We're like 75% sure.
Oh, I don't know we're 99.
Do you reckon we're 99?
Oh, you're just not really allowed to say it yet.
Oh, my God.
I think it's confirmed.
It's confirmed.
Okay, all right.
This is big.
It's very nice, very clad, it's very exclusive to get into this.
Now, we, of course, will be inviting you to come along.
And, oh my gosh, already Teigen is here on 0800 the edge.
Are you big Love Island UK nut?
Are you, Tegan?
I love Love Island.
I have watched almost every season, and I'm so excited.
Put me in there.
Give me a seat.
Girl, you're in.
You're in.
Of course you're in.
Of course you're in.
Have you ever watched it with people?
Tegan or just by yourself?
Oh, I've managed to get my boyfriend and his flatmate to watch it with me this year,
which is almost a huge win.
We like to sit down, make sure we watch it all together.
If we're not all at home at the same time,
we have to coordinate when we're all going to be home,
so we can work together and make sure we don't miss that.
I'm so jealous.
See, imagine that with a cinema full of people.
That's a cool vibe.
I don't even watch this show, but I'm going to be there.
I'm going to enjoy it.
I've never seen any Love Island episode ever with someone else, because my partner Jake refuses.
That is crazy.
No, he says it's, what do you describe it as?
Brain rot.
That's right.
Which, you know, kind of is.
Come see a massage.
It's escapism, isn't it?
It is escapism.
God, it's good.
And Tegan, how many seats do you want?
Dahl, we'll give it to you.
Oh my gosh.
like three for me, my boyfriend and his
all three of us.
Consider it done.
You are coming along to our Love Island
UK finale viewing party.
It's Wednesday night next week in Auckland.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean,
Steph and Harrison.
Sean and yourself Harrison on this very radio show
have plenty of segments.
Yeah, quite a lot of segments you can almost.
I think every day I have a different segment
that I rotate now.
I'm jealous. So I'm on a quest
to have my own segment.
Yeah.
And so every day I've been trying out different segment ideas.
And today, I reckon the listeners and yourself Harrison,
are going to be absolutely on board with this one.
Yeah, and this is also crazy because this is something you do,
segments where you pitch me shot a segment on air.
Yeah.
We have a meeting every day before the show where you can pitch segments
and we'll probably go, yep, Steph, do that, it's great.
And instead you go, we'll do it on air,
we'll just go at the deep and we'll just try it live
and then we honestly give you feedback at the very end.
This idea
For
My own segment
None of them have caught on
Okay
Is, you're gonna love this one
What you're driving
Far out
So you're cool in 0800
The Edge
Just like Jazz from New Plymouth
Has done
Hi Jazz
Hi there
And Jazz
How the segment will work
Is me and Harrison
Are gonna ask a couple of questions
To really get to know you
Jazz and your personality
And then we'll be able to
distinguish
What type of vehicle you're driving right now
Okay.
That's a segment.
Are you sure?
That's a segment.
Jazz, do you want to opt out or do you want to stay on?
No, no.
Go on, go on.
Okay.
Would you like to ask the first question to Jazz Harrison?
Really, could I?
Okay.
Jazz.
What did you have for lunch today?
Great question.
Is it?
I had bagels, cream cheese, pesto and tomato.
Bougie.
Oh, good lunch.
She's got money.
It's a good clue.
It's a good clue.
Spensive ingredient.
Homemade, you say.
Okay.
Even more expensive.
All right, Jazz.
My question to you is describe your perfect Saturday.
Oh, my perfect Saturday is the morning spending time with kids and kids sports.
And then either just chilling in the evening or I actually end up working a lot of weekends as well.
Of course you do.
Fizzy.
A busy kids.
Great mum, great worker.
Do you want to ask anything else, Harrison, or should we lock in?
I think we've got plenty from Jazz.
Okay, so this part of the segment, Jazz, we're going to lock in a type of vehicle that you're driving.
You're going to confirm or you confirm if we're right or wrong, okay?
A type of vehicle.
Okay.
Okay.
Yep.
Now, since it's my segment, I'm going to guess.
Okay.
But I appreciate your help with the questions, Harrison.
I'm going to guess, Jazz, that you're driving a car.
Well, yes, it is a car.
Bonus round.
Now I'm going to guess what type of.
of car.
Mm-hmm.
Toyota.
Yes.
Bonus round.
Now I'm going to guess the colour.
Yeah.
You're driving a silver Toyota car.
Photos, bonus, bonus round.
What letter your number plate starts with?
And it's going to be A,
A, it's going to be G.
No.
I had to go wrong, Summer.
You had to go wrong.
You had me worried.
You had me worried.
Literally I'm dizzy from standing up so quickly.
I'm so excited.
Okay.
That's the segment.
My kids are sitting in the car staring at me going.
Gob smacked.
How did she do it?
Wow.
I literally don't know.
And that's the segment idea, everybody.
Thoughts Harrison?
Um, I'll, yeah.
It was excited.
It got better.
It definitely got better.
I think you really broadly said, what vehicle are you in?
Of course she was going to be in a car.
No, because some people drive Uts or truck.
or vans.
Yeah, and I was going to say an SUV, so is it a car.
Yeah, and I'd go YouTube as a car, and I'd go to eat your car.
Okay, I don't hate the segment, Steph.
I don't hate it.
Oh my God, are you on board?
Do you want to play it for another, like, another show?
We can play tomorrow if people want it.
Can I be honest with you?
I think this just lives in today.
Okay, well, thanks, Jasmine.
Thanks for being a part of the one and only.
Can we guess what car you're driving?
Thanks, Jeff.
You're welcome.
I feel like you've got cameras out there on me.
I feel like I've just like really learned a lot about myself right now.
Steph, are there just tears?
No.
Steph don't, oh God, don't cry because it was a shit segment.
Coming up next, can you not be mean about my segment?
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
One of Harrison's skills, that's only a new little entry onto the list of skills.
Well, I mean, tying your shoelaces is something that everyone kind of learns when they're a child.
Well, that's the thing, guys.
Like, as you probably think,
Harrison, you can tap, you can almost intro the radio,
you can, there's so many things I can do.
I can't even think of them.
Oh, oh, you can, um, oh, it'll come to me.
Yeah, there's medals in your ears.
There's so many just running around in there.
But I was a late bloomer.
I was a super late bloomer.
I was embarrassed about it.
All my friends did it before me.
They could do it.
I couldn't.
I just tie my shoelace
What age do you reckon I learned to tie my shoelace, Steph?
Well, you've told me
And it was 14.
Yeah.
Yeah.
14 years old.
Good listener.
My seven-year-old cousin taught me.
Yeah.
She'd just learnt.
Now, this is crazy, but not so crazy,
because when we were talking to our boss earlier today about this,
he was like, I reckon it was only two years ago
that I actually learnt properly to do the first bit of the tying.
You know, the round and then the pull.
Yeah.
Shocking.
And our boss is like...
Really successful.
Like, he's a smart guy.
And he can't undy his shoelaces?
Idiot.
Idiot?
No, but like, you know, he's a man.
He's got a kid and everything, you know?
And he's just just...
Just unitized shoelaces properly.
I still can't tie them properly.
Because I tie in front of people and they go,
that's not the way you do it.
I was like, yeah, well, a seven-year-old taught me how to do it.
She was learning at the same time.
I can teach you the bunny loop.
I don't know that one.
Oh, I'll teach you.
But, like, sure, there's other people out there as well
have taken this long to tie their shoes.
I want to be surprised.
Can we open it up to, were you a late bloomer in anything?
Yeah.
So maybe a friend of mine went to a school that was big on just letting the kids kind of play,
like a lot of finger painting, a lot of like crochet and things like that.
Yeah, right.
And didn't learn to tell the time, I think, until he was 12.
12.
Yeah.
Steve, I know what I've alive.
I've still got friends now who can't read analog clocks.
Yeah, well, it is hard.
It is quite hard.
It's not, it's not, though.
I mean, it's tricky.
I reckon I learned a red analogue clock at the age of 11.
That took me, was that a while?
What about riding a bike?
Maybe you were a late bloomer learning to ride a bike.
My friend last year, her name's Kendall.
She just learnt to ride a bike.
Oh, how old?
26.
Oh, shock Kendall.
But there must be late blooms out there for all these ram little things.
I feel like there has to be.
Sometimes you just don't learn things.
You just put off a lot of things, you know?
My partner Jake, God, I hope he's not listening.
He still doesn't know how to blow his nose.
No. No way you help him blow his nose.
Do you chuck a finger up?
I don't help him.
Do you suck it out?
But I, oh God.
But I do watch him like press one nostril down and then shoot the whatever he needs to shoot out.
That's what you're doing the shower, not under a tissue.
No, he can't blow his nose.
Really?
Yeah, he's still yet to learn that one.
Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Right.
We're talking about late bloomer.
what did you learn to do a little bit later maybe than the average age
like yourself Harrison, learned to tie your shoes at 14?
Yep, which is pretty embarrassing.
And there's just the little things in life,
but you can call us over 100 of the age and tell us what your late bloomering here.
We currently have Paige on the line.
Paige, what did you late bloom?
I am 33 and I still can't ride a bike.
Paige, what's up?
Hello?
Yeah, hello, what's up?
What's stopping your page?
Yeah.
Just never got around to it.
Just never been much of a outdoorsy person.
Fair.
I feel like it's one of those things like learning a manual car.
If the opportunity doesn't present itself when you're in the world of learning, you know,
then you just, the opportunity will pass you by.
You'll never, ever get to learn.
I just feel like as a kid, like, one of the things of being a kid is, like,
getting a bike for Christmas.
That's quite a big deal, you know.
Yeah, did you feel a bit bad back then, page?
not a big deal.
No, not really.
I mean, I have a twin, and she learnt when she was like,
she learned one two wheels when she was like eight,
but I just never got around to it.
I was just like, no, I can't be bothered.
Paige, is there any part of you that feels like
you potentially would want to learn as an adult?
Because what I'm envisioning, now hear me out,
is can you guys imagine how extremely exciting it would be
to be a part of the journey of watching Paige,
a 33-year-old woman,
learning how to ride a bike for the very first time.
Paige, would you be on board with us
trying to help you through that?
Um...
You can say no.
I guess.
Yeah?
Are you interested?
I'm just a very clumsy person.
That's fine.
We'll teach you.
We'll have crash mats.
We'll have guidance.
But are you, like, intrigued and want to learn how to ride a bike,
like, genuinely?
I mean, kind of, because my kids came.
Oh, come on.
Oh, my God, Paige.
We need it, if you want to.
We need to, like, teach you and make this a thing for the show.
I mean, I guess.
You think about it.
Think about it.
Think about it.
No pressure, no pressure.
But you think about it, Paige.
It would be an honour and a privilege to be there holding your hand through that.
It would be so fun.
It'd be so fun.
And also, quite inspiring to other people across Altito listening in,
and maybe inspiring others to learn how to do whatever they've been putting off.
Maybe it's to swim.
Maybe it's to ride a bike.
Maybe it's to do all these other things that everyone else has kind of done.
And you're like, oh, man, I need.
for learning to do that. Maybe Paige would be an inspiration.
Well, I think it's also crazy that I reckon,
Paige is called up, but I reckon
there's quite a few people out there who can't ride a bike.
Exactly. I'll put money on that.
Exactly. If we had
like a learn to ride your bike club
and for a little thing on the show,
we'd teach everyone, we've got a group of 20 people.
It's like, by the end of this one week course,
you're going to learn how to ride a bike.
And then on the last day, all the training wheels come off.
Yeah, all the training wheels come off.
Everyone's kids are just clapping their parents.
We should do it.
Oh, it'll be amazing.
Okay.
It's right on the board.
We're doing that.
To be continued.
Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
This part of the show, we listen to Harrison describing what he does in certain situations.
And we decide whether yes, he should continue doing them.
No, absolutely stop or maybe.
Yes, no, maybe.
I am in a relationship.
I just want to put that out there before I get into this segment.
But it made me, I was thinking today about the other time, you know, when I was single, what did I do?
Because my partner recently asked me, what was your, like, what was our, like, first date like?
I was like, I don't think we had one.
You and your partner never had a first date.
I don't think we had a first date.
What?
Like, we don't really do.
But you go on dates, so you must have done that for the first time.
Our first hang out.
Yeah.
We met somewhere, and that was the night.
But, you know, people always talk about first dates?
I'm like, what are you doing a first date?
I went on a first date.
What did you do?
Got food?
Yeah.
Yeah.
To a restaurant.
You see, that's pretty like...
Got drinks.
I think that's an old-school thing to do.
Really?
I don't know.
Who goes...
I only go on a first-out.
Let's go for a meal.
Kind of it.
Kind of everybody.
Even in that my life.
Kind of everyone does that.
I've been on lots of dates,
but it's never done that.
Okay.
So in saying that,
I want to read a list of the dates
that I have gone on
when I was reminiscing.
Okay.
Because I want to bring some dates
into my love life right now.
Okay.
And I was wondering if you can just tell me
if these are appropriate or not.
Yes, no, maybe.
Sure.
Okay.
First one, the zoo.
Hell yeah, I've been on lots of dates at the zoo.
Smells, though.
No, no, no, no, the zoo's cute.
The zoo's fun.
The zoo's fun.
Just go on a not-so-busy day.
Do you know what?
Go when it's kind of like raining.
And then no one really goes
and then you've got the whole zoo to yourself.
Yeah, and it's funny because, you know, like, let's say,
the girl you're on a date with her name is Teresa.
And you go past the hippo section,
you look at the hippo and go, Teresa.
No.
Like, a little bit of a joke.
No, we're not doing that.
We're not doing that.
It's the funny zoo one.
No, I like the idea for a zoo.
one, it's fine, but not the jokes.
Prayer group.
Okay, explain.
Like, prayer together.
Like, church, you walk in and do you just pray for a bit.
Are you religious?
Nah.
Then I'd probably leave them alone.
You reckon?
Probably, yeah.
I'll put that as a yes, I reckon, because that's quite cool.
The Mac is drive-thru, but order one item every loop so you can spend a maximum time together.
Oh, okay.
I don't hate that as, like, a funny thing to do.
would drive the people working at the Maccas Drive-Thru and sane.
It'll drive you around in circles.
Literally.
I'm going to go fine.
Okay, you can keep doing.
Hi rocks.
What's that?
That's like that CrossFit competition, that really intense cross-foot competition.
Honestly, I've never heard of it.
It's where recently that guy, like his girlfriend passed out of whatever,
and then he was like, oh, can I do this by myself?
You know that competition?
Is it when they, like, pick up really heavy tires?
Balls at the wall and...
Yeah, that.
Okay, nah.
I'd say nah on that one.
It's fitter.
Nah.
Nah.
No, I reckon any kind of exercise
during a date is, like,
absolutely red flag.
Okay, a few more then.
God, you're picky today.
My granddad owns a meat work,
so tour of the meatworks.
Nope.
Okay, right, that is a yes
because it's my granddad
that we're talking about here,
so it'd be kind.
Waxing appointment.
No.
You both get waxed.
still no
okay
you're limiting me here
pig hunting
oh what's wrong with you
these are like things to bond on
it's like just go push to the out of limits you know
you're going to go hunting and go to where meat works
okay
God you're in a relationship
final one that's kind of ties into me
like you're going to be acting and stuff
you know of an actor
star in an episode the first day you ever meet each other
star in an episode of embarrassing bodies together
You both hop in the van
You both show off the most embarrassing part of your body
And they film it and show all of Britain
I'm gonna go no on that one
Yeah probably not all of Britain
Okay no
No
Is that it?
Yeah
Maybe you're just I reckon dinner
Yeah
It's a good one
Just dinner
Maybe if dinner from the meat works
Or the pig that we catch
Pig hunting
Oh stop okay
Your Arvo's Head Harder
With Sean
Steph and Harrison
The Edge
I have just come across something
that I know, Harrison, you aren't the biggest fan of...
Oh, what could this be?
Chat GBTGPT.
Oh, yeah, I don't like it.
Never used it. Never gonna.
Yeah, you refused to, eh?
I think our minds, our minds are these computers.
We can be imaginative enough.
We can think of everything we need to do.
I don't like what we're going to say and everything.
So use your creativity.
I use it every day.
You're going to die.
Dumb.
You're going to grow dumber.
No, see, I think a lot of people are using chat GBT now like Google.
Like, instead of Googling something, like,
You've got a question, like, how do I have hard-boiled eggs, which is...
Yeah, that's good.
Mom's going to be so devastated.
I still need to Google that.
But instead of Google these days, I'm jumping on chat GPT.
Yeah, but it's like, write an email, write a speech, write content.
I don't like that.
No, I don't like that.
No, I don't like that.
No, I don't like that.
No, I don't like that.
No, I don't like that.
Like, at least maybe...
Five slaps.
If I catch anyone doing there in this office, five slaps.
Five slaps.
And I don't want to be, like, you know, aggressive.
You're not the physical type.
I'm not physical, but I will give five slaps.
so I see anyone that's off using ChatGPT.
Across the cheeks or?
Yep.
Booty.
Face.
Face.
Just checking.
Because that's, that's an HR problem.
I think all of it's a quite an assault problem really.
Probably actually.
But I did come across.
Someone asked ChatGPT to rank the best human experiences.
Oh, cool.
Which is quite interesting.
Well, you'll come around.
You'll come around.
Okay, I'm going to go through the top 10, okay?
According to Chat GPT, what are the best human?
experiences that we can have on planet Earth, what brings us the most happiness.
Number 10, finding your true purpose or passion, that moment of clarity where your actions
feel deeply aligned with who you are.
I'd agree with that, would you?
Yeah, sure.
Number nine, traveling somewhere that transforms your perspective.
Yeah.
Maybe makes you appreciate what you've got.
Yeah.
You know?
Yep, or this place is better than I thought it was.
Yeah, or that.
Okay.
These are all, yeah, these are great.
Okay, now it's the top eight.
This is Chachapitay's list of the best human experiences,
hearing I love you for the first time.
Whoa.
Like hearing someone say it to you.
For the first time, like someone you're into?
Yeah.
You'd think it would be higher.
Yeah, I think it's always about underwhelming.
What do you mean?
I like the build-up of like, I don't know if I love them yet.
When you say it's just like, yeah, it's whatever,
and then just get stuck for the rest of your life.
You're joking.
I'm not joking.
I think it's very overrated saying, I love you.
Wow.
The first time it is.
Okay, number seven, you'll like this one, laughing until you cry.
Oh, I love that.
I love to laugh till I get, I get like a pain in the back of my head, like an aches.
That's what I know I'm having the best time of my life.
My pain is in my jaw.
It's like when you smile too hard and it's uncontrollable.
And do you know what's so funny is when you're not allowed to laugh?
It's like when you're at school or uni or a lecture or something or like an important work meeting and something happens.
It's not even that funny.
But the fact that you're not allowed to laugh makes it funnier.
It's the best feeling in the world.
best feeling in the world.
Well, number seven, according to chat GPT.
Number six on the list of the best human experiences,
experiencing nature at its most majestic.
What does that mean, most majestic?
Like the wind's blowing.
Just like appreciating a river or something, you know?
I love nature.
Number five, helping someone in a life-changing way.
Well, that's very nice.
That could almost be number one for me.
It would be incredible.
Number four, being truly understood by somebody.
Yeah, that is nice.
When you're fighting for something or you're putting up with some stuff
and then...
Just having a great connection.
They're like, yeah, I get you.
It's like, thank you.
We're trying to say this.
Number three, achieving a lifelong dream.
That's pretty cool.
It's pretty up there.
It's up there.
It's third place.
The second most best human experience, according to ChatGBT, GBT,
becoming a parent.
Okay, well, that's niche.
Becoming a parent.
It's not super niche.
I think it's not that niche, actually.
I think it's pretty common.
Everyone is not apparent?
That's 10 for me.
And number one, according to ChatGBT,
on the best human experience.
falling deeply in love.
The connection, vulnerability and excitement
of sharing your life with someone who sees you
and accepts you.
It's deep, man.
That is deep. That's real deep, but it's 20 past five.
That's all good.
You're okay? Yeah, it's not a good of show to do.
I feel like falling asleep and just at peace right now.
Oh, so relaxing.
Talking about love.
Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
We're on a journey at the moment, aren't we, Harrison?
Yeah, I had a groundbreaking.
an idea that no radio station had ever done, asterix.
Because radio stations have actually done this after us to do some.
Yeah, we're just going to do a little bit of ignoring of that.
We're going to claim that it's never been done before.
Yeah.
But what has never, ever been done before is the people's mascot.
We've asked you people to send us your mascot ideas because the Edge Arvers is going
to have an official mascot for us.
Yeah, we're still working on what the mascot's going to be.
Yep.
Some incredible creative ideas have come through during.
this week to 334 through our text number.
You can always text in whenever you like.
We always read them.
And a few standout favourites so far.
The Edge Wedge with a pink mullet.
Great, like potato wedge.
Yep.
We also really like the chicken with a beard.
And we like Ellie the Edge Elephant.
And the Black Circle?
Is that one of our favourites?
That's one of my favourites.
Okay, it's up there. It's up there.
Thank you, Georgia, for that.
Very creative suggestion of what our Edge Arvo's mascot should be.
But we have received.
today a very exciting text message
from, I don't know who this is,
but the text message reads,
we can make a costume if you want to,
if it's absolutely necessary.
Okay, so should we just call them back live?
I think so. They're acting like his last resort,
but I think we should just call them now.
Because this is the stage of this whole journey that we're up to.
We don't know how we can actually make a costume.
No idea.
None of us have any skills now.
Hello, Kelly speaking.
Hello, Kelly.
Hi, this is The Edge.
Steph and Harrison, Sean's away,
but you've just texted in about potentially maybe having some skills
that you could make a mascot costume.
I can, I think.
I'm pretty sure I can.
I've made one before.
You've made a mascot before?
Yes.
Run us through what that mascot was.
It was a seagull.
Wow.
That's promising.
That is cool.
Okay, that's very cool.
Now, Kelly, love the idea of you making a mascot.
I just want to run you past Kelly and Steph, you know this.
We've actually banned birds from being one of the mascot ideas.
So, Kelly, are you?
Because that was really hard.
Oh, this is fantastic.
Because I'm going to say, we're not making birds.
We're just making random objects or whatever it is.
Yeah.
Awesome.
So what experience with making or sewing do you have, Kelly?
I started sewing when I was probably like five or six on my mum's sewing machine.
Absolutely wrecked it and hated sewing all through school.
But now I am a dressmaker.
Oh, incredible.
What kind of dresses do you make?
Anything but mostly bridal.
Wow.
So you're legit.
Kelly.
Oh my God.
And you'd be open to making a mascot for us?
Yeah, they'd be pretty fun.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Would you have Instagram?
because, like, I need to check out your work.
Yep, I do.
It is just Kelly Reid Bridal.
Thank you, Kelly.
I'm just going to, can I just say?
I don't think there's any deliberation needed, Harrison.
Oh, really?
Can we just like 99% lock it in?
What do you mean?
Well, I don't know.
What do you mean 99%?
Can Kelly, can you just send a photo to our edge of his Instagram of the Seagull?
And then I'll feel more confident with it.
We're just going to feel like...
She's a we ding dressmaker, Harrison.
I know, the mascot maker!
She's done a seagull!
Okay.
Okay, all right.
What about the?
we're going to go check out your incredible
dressmaking work on your Instagram.
Supposedly.
Callie Red Bridal.
Carison.
Kelly Reed Bridal.
We'll go check out your work.
We'll do a little background check.
And then we're going to ask you, Kelly,
to send it a photo of your Seagull mascot.
Yeah.
And we're going to see if you're up to the scratch.
Is that the same?
Nope.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, overall, Kelly, love the enthusiasm.
And also thank you, Kelly.
Say thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Kelly.
Thank you, Kelly.
We thank you.
Yep, you're welcome.
So grateful.
this is going to be really the people's mascot.
Yeah, a listener that lets you text in and now
we're almost going to hire them to make the mascot.
Almost.
Well, we're just going to see the sea gun first.
We just have to see the sea gun.
Kelly, thank you so much.
Thank you, Kelly.
You're welcome.
Oh, I'm so excited for this journey.
Your Ravos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
You're Violet, you care.
We are holding a finale viewing party altogether.
It's a pretty big deal.
And like, we've been...
We've been thinking about us in the background for a while now.
And we got told the news by some of our team today in the office that it's happening.
It's official.
It's just, I don't watch Love on.
I'm really excited to watch it.
It's really exclusive.
It's only limited amount of people who can come to this.
There's like goodie bags and drinks and food.
It's going to be very cool.
And it's at a cinema.
It's at a cinema.
Like a boogie one.
A bogey cinema.
Where you can recline chairs.
I don't.
You're giving too much away.
But yes, she says.
In and out.
It's going to be such an amazing experience on watching.
the grand finale of the Love Island
UK season that's on at the moment,
which quite frankly is the greatest season
I think it's ever been out.
It's so good.
And the reason we're so slow in talking about this
and it has been kind of being worked on behind the scenes
for so long is because we've had to talk
to the actual official Love Island people.
Yeah.
Literally, they're called ITV.
It's the station over in the UK that runs the whole thing
and they've had to approve everything.
So it's not even an unofficial party.
It's the official.
They wanted to happen.
that it's like a little bit of admin to make this happen.
Legally. Legally. Legally.
Now, we are taking calls right now in 0800 the edge.
They are officially open. Who wants to come?
It's quite exclusive. There's not many of these amazing reclining chairs.
But Imi from Fungare wants to be involved.
Emmy, are you a Love Island fan or what?
I absolutely love Love Island.
I have watched every single season.
That's pretty good.
This one's up there, eh? I reckon it's the best one I've seen.
Oh, I reckon they downfalls for a bit, but they're back there with the season.
Who do you want to win?
Oh, I actually really want Yes and Jamie to win.
They're my vote as well.
We're going to get along.
Everybody I love them.
Very well.
Next week, Wednesday night at our official Love Island Party.
Emmy, you're coming along.
Oh, my God.
Yay.
Thank you so much.
I'm so excited.
So, so welcome.
Who wants to join us?
3343.
You can text in if you can or 0800 the edge.
in touch and proper registrations will be out tomorrow but we'll let you know about that
and can i be honest can i just warn everybody step amy here um i will be the person during the whole
screening asking a million questions of what's going on because i've never really seen the show
they've never really seen this season can you ask emmy because i don't want you to annoy me
amy is that all right for the next year has asked you quite a few questions that's absolutely
fine sweet i can i can hear a new voice that she's already okay she's just texting
she doesn't want to come interesting okay
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Steph, we're full of ideas.
Full of them.
This job, you've got to be full of ideas every day.
You know what people are honestly asked me.
They go, how's the radio?
I go, a lot of ideas.
You do, you do.
Always got to think of stuff to do.
We have like a pre-show, so our show starts at 3pm,
but we meet way before that and we just think of ideas.
What can we talk about today?
What are the bigger ideas?
What are the people want to hear?
Blah, blah, blah.
And we do the show, then you go home, you think of ideas.
Yeah, constantly.
You spend your night, you spend your day, thinking of ideas for the next day.
Hey, if anyone has any ideas, by the way.
Honestly, text and ideas.
If you don't honestly happen, I'll see people.
Like, today I was shooting something in my house.
And there's a crew there and I said,
guys, anything you want to hear in the radio today?
You go songs, I'm like, nah, segments, anything?
Who's got a great story?
I always asked us, you know?
What do you want to hear?
Yeah.
So, text in 343, what do you want to hear?
But, you know how we're doing this mascot thing?
Yes, our journey of finding, or creating a very own mascot for the EJava show, yes.
Now, I brought this for.
It was my idea
It was ours.
You know, I'm just starting a context for this idea.
Okay.
That was my idea as in I'd nailed something
that no radio show had ever done before.
Oh.
Had their own mascot.
Remember when...
We did talk about the fact that it never been done before,
but lots of people texted in actually and just corrected that.
Yeah, and then, well, if you missed that last,
but I just said there, is that it then turned out the people's mascot.
Which means the people vote for...
Yeah.
Okay.
That hadn't happened before.
No, I hadn't.
I did research after that.
Okay, I didn't.
So that's a fantastic new idea that we're going to have a mascot representing the ejabos
for the rest of the year at least, and hopefully years to come.
And life.
And so I've got another idea.
An epiphany.
I had an epiphany this morning.
And I thought, do you know what's never been done on radio?
Hear me out.
Social team, you're going to want to clip this bit, and you're going to want to put on TikTok
because this is going to go off.
Have you ever played?
charade radio
charadios
How will that work?
Well, I'm going to show you
there's a button over there
I'm going to start the clock
you're going to guess what I'm doing
and that's pretty much the concept
charades in the radio
let's go
Okay, oh he's holding out
Oh this is so weird
One finger so it's one word
It's a movie, he's doing the movie thing
I can't really see because there's lots of computers
Can you come around here
There's computer screens in the way
Okay waving
waving
a flying
It's one word
Holding a tree
Castaway
Movie, it's a movie
I'm like a bird Titanic
Yes
Yes!
Charade for charadeo
Oh
But it's not that fun though
Because the listeners
Don't out of board
They can't see you
Like you've had fun
Because you're part of the charades
I do love charades
Yeah
But maybe not for radio
Your Avos
Head Harder
With Sean
Steph and Harrison
The Edge
Guys am I a bad person
Yeah
You haven't heard the story you.
I thought it was a statement.
No, I thought it was clearly a question.
Okay, sorry.
So my mum arrives from Wellington.
She's going to visit me for about 10 days tomorrow afternoon.
Whoa.
I know.
I'm so excited.
Genuinely.
That's a big sleepover.
Pumped.
No, I can't wait.
Two full weekends with my mom.
She's my favorite person.
But am I a bad person that I'm genuinely super excited to actually hang out.
It was ages ago since she last saw the.
baby so he's done a lot of growing up and it's going to be so lovely seeing them together
and blah blah blah but what i'm most looking forward to while my mum visits is i know she's
going to do my washing and there's nothing like washing done by mum there's just isn't
the the ironing i can't remember the last time i personally ironed but she'll be bringing out the iron
she'll be getting out all the creases
she'll be getting out all the stains
I've literally got a pile of stained
clothes in my laundry
just waiting for some
magical person to come and get rid of it
and she's the magical person she's going to be able to do it
does she do your part of Jake's washing too
she'll just do whatever he's doing
honestly so you're part of Jake's washing
I mean yeah do you have separate washing piles
no yeah so you're part of Jake's washing
probably grown man do you know I don't like
I understand if you're staying
at your mum's and you have dirty clothes, she does your washing.
The fact that your mum's coming to your Fari, to your home,
and your laundry room and going, oh, I'll do the washing doll, I'll clean your clothes.
I don't love that.
I don't think I know anyone who's got that happening.
There's nothing like it.
It's like I love when I'm home, like mum will make my bed.
Like when I'm home, like she'll just make the bed because she got OCD,
she can't help but not like make the bed.
Yeah.
But if it's in my home, when she's like she came out last weekend,
She wasn't making my bed because it's my home.
You know what I'm saying?
So would you say that I'm really excited for her to cook for me?
Is that also not okay?
Is she coming to cook for you?
Well, I hope so.
It's your house.
What are you talking about?
I'm busy.
I'm not taking any time off to hang out with her.
So she's got all day while I'm doing the radio show.
So she'll just be at home.
So you're saying your mom's got no life?
She'll not, I mean.
Is that what you just said?
She'll be.
She'll have a lot of free time.
She'll be out of doing some washing, do some cooking.
So she can do all the jobs.
Mom, you got so much free time.
I'll cover a holiday.
You've got so much free time.
Actually, what are you here on holiday?
Can you cook clean and can you clean Jake stuff too?
I'll cook for Jake as well.
I'll get up the mop.
I'll get up the mop.
No, you're not.
Apparently, she's pretty cluttered.
You reckon she could do a good clean out?
Honestly, we were in the garage last night and we're like, far out.
Jerkin mum will have some time to go through our clutter in the garage.
You're joking.
She'll like it, though.
She'll want to hang out with your son.
Like, she'll want to hang out with Rocco.
He'll be at daycare.
Why doesn't he have a few days of daycare?
What do they learn?
How to build a sandcastle?
Yeah.
How to spit out of
How to hit others
That's all they learn
Just take them out of daycare for a few days
No but mum can't look after him by herself
Yes she can't
She's grown up she had you
No she's old now
She doesn't want to do that
She doesn't?
No
No she doesn't want to spend time
With her grandbaby
She'd much rather do my dirty stained laundry
And cook me dinner
And clear out the shed for us
I'm a bad person
You're not a bad person
You're a unique one
Oh
Your Avos Head Harder
With Sean, Steph and Harrison
The Edge
This is called
TV bingo
It's a classic game
We want to explain it
We ask you
You're just going to say it
We ask you
What are you watching on telly
Tonight
And you tell us what you're watching
And if you're what you say you're watching
matches up with what we've got in our tingo card
Which is a TV bingo card
Then you win
Do you know it's been that long since we've played this
That's so long
I kind of forgot.
Yeah.
And there actually is sometimes the music under this.
Oh yeah, but there won't be any music here because Sean's away.
He normally presses buttons.
Will this work?
Is that okay?
Oh, that's awesome.
Okay.
So 0800 the edge.
It's simple, really.
If you're watching TV tonight, if you're on your way home from work or a mates house, whatever, a social sports match.
And you're like, poh, can't wait to watch some TV while I have dinner.
Yeah.
Then 0800 the edge.
Don't tell us what you're watching.
We're going to try and guess it.
Okay?
No, no, do tell us what you're watching once we ask you what to watch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tell us what you're watching.
And we'll see if it's on our Tingo card.
Yeah.
Is that it?
Yep, sure.
Let's go to Sophie from Hamilton's Sophie.
What are you watching on telly tonight?
Oh, sorry, Steph's behind the balance and she actually had your microphone off until the last syllable you said.
I'm sorry, we'll ask you one more time, sorry, so.
Sophie, what are you watching on telly?
Tonight.
I'm watching Love Island.
Oh my God.
Yep.
Sophie, we forgot to explain at the start of this
that the winner gets a slow clap and a prize,
so hold on one second.
Oh.
Workers game of TV bingo in history,
and arguably one of the worst breaks ever on the ijabos.
Oh, stink.
congratulations, Sophie.
We are very happy to say that you've won TV bingo.
It was on my bingo card tonight.
Sophie, oh, yeah, I was going to say,
you're not based on Auckland, Sophie.
We're having a Love Island party, Sophie, that you should come to for the finale.
I should.
When is it?
It's Wednesday next week.
It's the grand finale.
We are doing one in Hamilton too, though.
Yeah, but we're opening out registrations tomorrow for it.
Tomorrow, watch the space.
Watch the space.
Okay, I will.
And everyone else.
Everyone else who's a big Love Island fan.
Okay, well, that's the game over.
So the show's up.
Wow.
Okay.
Get a bit tired, are we?
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Steph, as you know, I've just wrapped up now, but I'm going to do a bit of acting on the side of this radio gig, which is pretty fun.
I don't believe you.
You don't believe me.
I'll test you.
Act sad.
Act happy.
Act shot.
Act confused.
Oh my God, I totally believe you know
Yeah, listeners
It just sounded like I was making the same noise four times
It's all the facials
It's all in the facials
Very subtle
Very good
And it's on this TV show called Ahikaru
And I met
The youngest child actor
I think
Anyone will meet in the history of acting
Really?
I always find it fascinating
When they use like proper babies
For like acting scenes
Because you'd have to
to find quite a, either a small baby or very young baby.
For like a delivery scene and things, you know.
This is the thing.
The child actor I met, got to work on set with them.
Yeah.
An honour to share the screen with them.
So cute.
Five days.
You were working with them for five days.
They were five days old.
Five days old.
Five days old.
The tiniest baby, Billy was opening its eyes.
We had to be so quiet, which is a pain in the ass.
We had tipped around the set.
Oh gosh, we could make any noise.
That's so cool.
The crew wasn't allowed to vape, so they were gutted.
I had to keep my douries at home.
I was like, man.
Five days.
So wait, how does that even work?
Like, as soon as the mom gives birth,
because for me, I was in hospital for two days
and then birth care for another two days.
I wasn't home until day five.
Literally, I think she's on the way she was heading home.
They dropped the baby off at set.
No.
Honestly.
From the hospital?
Probably.
That's insane.
And then she went home, like, seeing him when he gets back.
What?
But the crazy thing is because it's like a, you know, a baby scene.
But, you know, like, when there's a newborn baby,
that she's just been giving birth to, a new baby comes out.
Literally just given birth to.
It's like, whenever I watch shows, I always go,
that baby's way too big.
I always judged a baby.
It's a classic thing.
This one, because we went back behind the monitors and watched the scene,
we all kind of stood there and thought,
that baby's like, illegally small.
Too small.
Too fresh.
Too young.
Way too fresh.
Too young.
It was like the size of my fist.
I felt like the size of my fist.
I'm like, fad it's a small baby.
So does the mum actually leave the baby on the set and just leave?
No, the mum was dead.
Oh, thank God.
I was like, what's going on?
I reckon I could have signed my boy up for, to do that.
Five days?
Because he was a big baby.
My baby at five days old would have been one of the babies on screen that you'd be like too big.
It's unbelievable.
It's too big.
See, maybe they'd do to that.
Yeah, they just find the bigies.
But yeah, that was just like, oh, my God.
Historian, I was like, oh my God, historian,
I'm probably going to meet one of the youngest child actors in the world,
potentially, five days are so fresh,
but it was on the cusp of, yeah.
Having to give up your smokes.
I reckon just not the smokes.
I reckon it was...
And Harrison is genuinely gutted.
Do you know, I've got nothing about what to say.
I'm just gathered at a connection six and seven.
You're exactly right.
You're exactly right.
That's it.
Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Hi, everybody.
Thanks for making it to the end of today's podcast.
Harrison.
Yeah, what?
Yeah.
Go ahead.
How you feeling?
I'm feeling fine.
My voice is just a little bit croaky, but I'm all good.
Yep.
Yeah.
What's that?
I don't know.
What should we talk about?
No, you said you had something.
No, I didn't really have anything.
I didn't really have anything.
Think of something.
No, but the conversation just kind of come out of nowhere, you know.
I'm excited for your chair tomorrow.
The studio's all done up.
There's shit in it.
I'm so hot, by the way.
You're so hot.
Yeah, I'm wearing a woolly jumper and I'm like overheating.
Do you know what?
I'm actually really, this isn't talking smack at all, at all.
Love them.
Love the show.
Love our comedy.
But breakfast are really cool things.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's okay to say.
They do cool things.
Yeah, of course they do.
They're the breakfast show.
I know.
No, but they are the most important show.
I know.
Win the Brecky, win the day.
When Bricky win the day.
That's what they say.
So the boss tells me.
I go, why can't we talk to that guest?
Well, win the breaky, win the day.
Yeah.
I just wish we did call the things too.
And the thought behind that, listeners,
is if more people listen to the breakfast show of a radio station,
then they're more likely to just leave the car preset as it is
because they enjoyed the breakfast show.
No reason to change it.
And then it's just on the edge all day until it gets to our show.
And it's like, oh, still there.
That's the thought of it.
But, yeah, no, they do do fun things, don't they?
Like, fucking hell.
The studio is covered in edge sharing stuff everywhere.
There's like helium balloons,
banners, there's wigs, there's, there's,
there's, there's Jaffers, and we just look at all of it
and go, yeah, is this for us?
Nah. I have noticed that you've been having
just one-on-one little private
chinwags with the boss recently.
More than regularly.
Is it to complain
about how we don't do as cool as stuff
as them? It's, I haven't
been complaining.
Our new boss is like, he's our new boss.
Yeah, he's quite new, yeah. He's quite new,
but we're getting closer.
Like, I'm getting more comfortable to ask him things.
and say things.
Yeah.
And so, yeah, I've had a few words where I've been like,
I've been like, oh, so why didn't we get to do that?
Or why can't we do this?
And he'll explain to me why.
I love that, though.
Yeah, I want to be trying.
You don't know if you don't ask.
No, exactly.
I'm not even going to go.
I'm just genuinely like, oh, why can't?
What's this?
And he'll explain to me.
You know, but when the big one,
right, right, that's what, okay, I see what you're saying.
And I was like, oh, how can we do cool of things?
How can we go out and, like, do stuff?
And then, you know, we had to do some lots of cool things.
Nots of cool things this month actually.
I filled up my calendar of August and I'm like, geez, we're busy.
But I know that Brecky, yeah, and you know, everyone supports our show too, but people support Breaky.
Because, you know, it's the biggest show in the company, for every station there is.
But I've noticed for our show, sometimes we have to go put our foot forward a little bit.
Pick us, pick us.
Yeah, here's our idea.
Can you back it?
Which I like, because I like working and being creative.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I feel like that's what we do at the moment.
I think that's the funest part of this job genuinely.
is creating, like finding a weird, kooky thing
that Notts really hasn't really been done before
and just trying to make it work.
Kind of like the mascot journey at the moment.
It's a good example.
Because it's like we sounded like it's pretty silly on air.
But behind the scenes it's like, oh yeah.
We've talked for like, we've talked for hours
about this fucking mascot idea.
Yeah.
We really want it to be amazing.
And that's just an example of us
really like driving force behind some fun shit.
But yeah,
Yeah, well, keep...
That's cool, but do you agree with me?
It's not a bad thing, but I feel like we have to really go,
all right, here's an idea.
Can we try this?
Yes, okay.
Whereas, I don't know.
I didn't say in breaky meetings and stuff,
but they've got so many ideas and I'm like, man, like...
You got handed ideas on a platter.
I know, you got a lot of money in a big team, so that maybe.
You know, maybe you're actually...
Oh, green's all a good colour on you.
Jealous.
I'm not jealous.
Hey, thanks for listening, everybody.
Bye.
Your Ravos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
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