The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #117: The team re-sit NCEA & only 1 person passes...
Episode Date: August 4, 2025Monday madness! EZ Money Dolphins Den - Mascot Edition 5 Star Fact Love Island That’s my baaaaby 🎵 Movie Corner Steph’s mum STILL does her washing… Relatively new ne...ws NCEA chat + mock exam Scandal + Steph’s message to all women ❤ Top 3 Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos
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This is a podcast from Rover.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Hey, welcome to the podcast, Sean, Stephen Harrison.
Big podcast today.
Although you can skip the part where there's to write a song about me, I reckon.
Oh.
There's the best bit, though, so I wouldn't skip that.
Yeah, from the heart, man.
I really enjoyed today's show.
It was so lovely that you were back with us, Sean, after being conveniently sick before a weekend.
Yeah, it's sick.
Conveniently.
And I really appreciate everyone shipping in today.
on my behalf
or like my side of things
because my mum does my washing when she visits
and you guys thought it was real weird but it turns out
a lot of people want to sign boat as me
I didn't think it was weird I thought it was hashtag cringe
something I'm trying while I've been off sick
Oh it's just cringe
That was it cringe to do hashtag cringe
Pretty bad sorry hashtag
Crash
Doesn't change with the way I say it
Nah
What was your favourite
part, Harrison? My favorite part was when
you guys probably humiliated me and made me
do it NCATS against two year 13s.
I forgot we did that. It was stupid.
That was funny. Oh man. Well, at least we all got humiliated.
Not me.
Your Arvos head harder. With Sean, Steph
and Harrison. The Edge.
10,000 bucks up for grabs.
The Edge 10K.
Easy Money. The game is
easy money. We'll give you 10 questions, 30 seconds.
You've got one letter. Name us 10 words.
Start with that letter, within the 30 seconds, win 10,000 bucks.
10,000 books.
All right, let's go to Christchurch to you.
M.G. is here.
You're a fencer, mate.
Does that mean the sport or does that mean the, like you make fences?
Fences, yeah, security fencing.
Security fencing.
Mate, what's your longest fence?
What's your favourite material?
Go.
What was the question?
What's your longest fence and what's your favourite material?
Two questions, really, isn't that?
Longest fence.
Three kilometres.
I mean, chain link, yeah.
A bit of a chain link.
I'm more of a chain link.
I love a chain link.
Yeah, I'm a chain link man myself.
No, no, literally no word of a lie.
We were just talking about going to the zoo.
And all that separated me on the weekend between me and certain death by a tiger was,
was that a chain link fence there?
Whaty, a copper or a steel, eh?
Yeah.
Yeah, copper is steel fence chaneling probably.
So, MG, we'll be back at 5'em on the dot for fence chat, which is a core part of this show.
Could be a cast ironclad, maybe, Steph, for the Zircona stuff.
How do you'd agree on that?
Oh, I fenced back in my day a little bit.
What didn't you do, honestly?
No, guys, I'm finding this a little offensive.
Thank you.
All right, MG, let's get down to business.
30 seconds.
Your letter will be P.
P for, pardon?
P for prison fence, and that will be a solid goal.
your solid gold.
Gold had a prison.
Yeah.
P for pepper pig,
which references a text
from a four-year-old that came through
or a mother of a four-year-old recently.
Shout out, Tiana, that made me laugh.
All righty, so your rules are,
MG.
With the letter P, you need to name for us
10 answers to the 10 questions I'm about to ask you.
No repeated answers.
You can pass whenever you like
and hopefully we'll have time to get back to it.
And your time will begin
when I finish saying the first category, MG from Christchurch, who once made a three-kilometer fence.
Are you ready?
Yep.
With the letter P, please name for us something hot.
Hot.
A retail store.
Farms.
Something you'd see on an aircraft.
Passengers.
Something with feathers.
Beasant.
A song title.
A type of fish.
A good luck charm
Bengum
That's a good answer
You got five there
MG
You skipped a song title
You said party in the USA
Paparazzi Perfect
And a type of fish
Pufferfish
Piranha
Yeah sorry man
Yeah
Yeah
All good
Hard luck
Yeah
Well played mate
A hundred bucks coming your way
Thanks to BNZ
They can help your master money
So you can start acing
Whatever you're doing
from day one.
Your avos head harder with Sean,
Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
If you've missed it, we're on a journey,
we're always on a journey,
and this journey is to find the people's mascot.
What does our radio show missing?
A visual mascot that can pop up to events with us.
Smile at kids, take photos with babies,
hand out free thing.
I don't know.
Masco.
It's a huge hole missing from this radio show.
It was Harrison's idea.
I'm so on board with the mascot idea.
You think of every big sports team
or a big brand, there's always
like a fun mascot that's hanging out.
Do you know what I know is even in the studio,
there's like spare chairs in here?
Yeah, there's nice.
Like Ronnie Swartz, there's spare spots and microphones.
Imagine a mascot right there for us.
So good. Wouldn't that be neat?
There's big gurgly eyes and big gloves.
So you've been pitching ideas.
We've put up a post.
If you have not got over and voted,
head to the Edge Arvos on Instagram.
It's the people's mascot.
You decide what it is.
We've got three up there at the moment,
the three finalists, producer, Nurse Sam.
Where are we at with the voting so far?
Alrighty, so far in third place, we have the Edge Wedge.
Ah, that's Harrison's little baby.
That shocks me, actually.
So, Wedge, you're envisioning potato wedge with that one, aren't you?
I am envisioning a potato wedge, yes.
Okay, just checking.
In second place, we have the Edge Hedge.
Oh, come on, guys.
That's my one, the Edge Hedge, obviously.
Mr. Bush?
Yeah.
The Edge's Bush didn't rhyme.
How far is it from second and third that one?
The Edge Wedge is 21% and the Edge Hedge.
hedge is 30%.
Wow, which means, I mean...
Someone's hacked into that.
Whatever the third option is.
Yeah, so the third option at 49%
we have got the hedgehog.
Oh, wow. I mean, look at the numbers, guys.
Look at the numbers.
Stop it.
I hate the attitude.
Look at the numbers.
This is our opportunity to change that.
Before you do, head over and vote at the Air Jarvo's
Instagram.
We are entering the Dolphins' Dead.
So is that an opportunity for us to pitch our small businesses slash mascots to you, the people.
Who would like to start?
Oh, I think old cocky over here should.
Me?
Yeah, you go hedgehog.
Look at the numbers.
All right.
All right, you got 30 seconds.
This is Steph.
And why you should vote for our mascot, the Edgehog.
It would be so cute.
Big googly eyes, fun big gloves and a massive spiky back, just waddling on over to the kids.
Hi kids, hi, Kurtz. Look at me. I'm the cute little edgehog.
I'm imagining like a sky blue kind of colour, maybe like a lilac purple. So cute.
Maybe a bandana or some kind of hat with a little edge t-shirt.
Vote for the edgehog. It'll be super cute. And you can make it your new profile photo.
All right, Harrison.
That was good if you'd like to vote for the edgehog.
Edge Arbo's on Instagram. Well, pitch.
Can we take calls too?
Yeah.
So I feel like, you know, people are busy. I can't be scrolling right now.
So, oh, 800 the Edge.
Call us right now and vote for my one.
Should I say, because you haven't heard our pitchers yet,
I reckon every phone call vote should be worth more.
Should we make it worth five votes.
Yes.
Well, I didn't know that before my pitch.
That's fair.
Should never change your pitch.
You always back your product.
Harrison, do you want a pitch?
Look at the numbers.
Birds, animals, creatures.
I love them in general, but as mascots, boring.
Overdone.
I love objects.
Something simple.
Something that rhymes with the edge.
So what about the edge wedge?
It's funny, it gets attention, and makes you hungry for radio.
Googly eyes, sour cream around his mouth and big...
What?
I'm just imagining.
No, he's just got like, big worried eyes, got sour cream all over his mouth, all over his face.
Why around his mouth?
There's a wedge, they have sour cream.
Okay.
Continue, continue.
And he's got cheese all over his hands.
The edge.
Wedge.
So $5,000 for that
at a 25% share rate.
Okay, your pitch is over there.
All right, this is the Dolphins Den
where we are pitching our mascots.
We've had the edge hog.
We've had the edge wedge.
Allow me to pitch the edge hedge.
Now, Sean, isn't that just the guy
in a gillies suit?
And to that, I ask,
what does every mascot in the world have in common?
Bold, noticeable, colorful,
in your face, boring.
Are we not defecable?
Are we not unique?
I suggest the road less trot.
The road of mascot subtlety.
The edge hedge.
What's the point?
The world's first mascot.
It's not meant to be seen.
No.
May I just not do it then.
The edge hedge.
No, imagine the suspense.
Is the edge hedge here?
We don't know. Do you know?
Probably not. You can't find him.
Is that not exciting?
Is that not different?
Well, it's not up to us.
It is the people's mascot. And you listening, you are the people.
So I'll 800 the Edge.
Every vote counts for how many?
Five.
Five votes.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
The Edge Arvo's mascot.
What will be representing this show
and be taking pretty much all of our show budget with it?
Will it be the Edge Wedge, Harrison's pitch of a giant potato edge?
Will it be the Edge Hedge?
My pitch of a subtle mascot that blends in.
or Steph's Edgehog.
Okay, so lots of ways to vote for this, guys.
You can go to Instagram.
And that vote counts for one point.
One point.
On our Instagram poll on our grid.
Not the story is the actual grid.
Another way to vote is by texting in.
33443.
And Harrison, how many points does a text vote count for?
3343.
3343 is our text number.
3.3. 3.3.
Yeah, 3.4.
And our phone number is...
Could I amend that?
I think that every third vote should count is 4
to reflect that phone number.
Come on.
So it goes three points, three points, four points, three points.
In that order.
Okay, who's doing that math?
Can I be honest?
I think we just stick to a 3, 3, 4, 3.
Okay.
It's already enough.
Okay, and 0800 the Edge is our phone number.
Call us and vote for what mascot you want to see
as the official people's mascot for the Edge Arvos,
and that vote counts for...
Five points.
Five points.
And this is all a job.
Producers writing these all down.
So make sure you do.
People are texting in a lot.
People are calling up, so it all counts, okay?
So quickly, five seconds each, what are you all pitching for?
For me, I want you to vote for the Edge Hog, a cute little Hedgehog mascot,
big spikes on the back, maybe like sky blue, purple, super cute.
I'm going for the Edge Wedge.
He's a big ugly eyes, covered in sour cream, maybe he's wearing Haley's as well.
Oh, you missed that out before.
Whoops.
And I'm voting for the Edge Hedge, which is the most subtle mascot.
I think a man in a gilly suit.
Is he at the event?
I don't know.
Damien from Christchurch on 0800.
at the edge, your vote counts for five points.
Who are you voting for?
The hedgehog.
Yes.
Shot David.
Ah, really? Why?
Boo, boring.
All I'm thinking of the pink-purple hedgehog to that bandana,
much work a lot better than the wedge
with sour cream all over its mouth.
Yeah, that's good.
He's just covered in sour cream all over his face.
It's funny because he's a wedge.
You sure you've fully fought that one through, though?
Yeah, it's appropriate.
I don't think it is appropriate.
It's a little bit not appropriate.
I'm sure over half the...
listeners what we've mentioned
stuff and cows?
I don't know what you could
possibly be imagining, but okay.
Damien's on to you, Harrison.
All right, let's go to you.
Gavin on 0-800 the edge.
Thank you, Damien, by the way, Gavin,
for five votes.
What mascot are you voting for?
It's got to be the edge hog.
It can't be anything else.
At least your heart, Kevin.
What is it?
Is it a pig?
Is that what it is, Steph?
It's a hedgehog.
How come...
Hog, as in hedgehog.
The Bush one,
Sean's one.
No, no, no one's mentioned the edge.
hedge and that's exactly what I wanted.
It's the mascot that flies under the radar.
It's the marketing's doing itself.
You not going to vote for that one, Gavin?
No.
Not at all.
Not, Gavin?
Fair enough.
Didn't want you to.
That's the point of the edge hedge.
Lawrence here as well.
What are you voting for?
I said the edge hog,
but I think it should be a giant G-string
and call it edgy to wedgy.
Okay, it's pretty good.
I'm always open
Would it just be a walking bum
And then the G string down the crack
Yeah
I may know it will catch a lot of eyes
That's actually so good
Lauren what about like the edge wedge wearing a G string
So the edge wedge has got a wedged
Is that great?
You could put the hedgehog in a G string
No you can't no you can't put a headhog in a G string
You can a wedge ring
Harrison everyone loves it the edgehog
No I don't get the obsession with this headstrong
Okay we'll keep taking your votes again
on Instagram, Edge Arvos.
You're absolutely can.
Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
I'm on a journey.
A journey that's gone on since January
to provide you with a five-star fact,
a fact that is so good, so shareable, so original,
it receives five stars from our three judges here.
So far I'm yet to get one, but I'm optimistic today.
Sean's five-star fact.
Yeah, Harrison, myself, Steph, and producer, Sam,
Are you judges?
Yeah, and Sean, you had a Thursday and Friday off last week.
You had the weekend off.
I'm expecting you've been brewing a good fact, as all I'm saying.
You've had a bit of time to think.
I have been string on the walls, facts, piecing them together.
The red wool.
The pins.
Yeah.
And you've found the one?
I've got a very good fact.
Actually, do you know what?
I was sick that I watched a lot of movies.
And this is a fact that came from one of the movies that I watched.
Oh, I love movies.
Oh my gosh.
It's pretty good.
Today's five-star fact is...
Family.
In the Fast and Furious franchise,
Vin Diesel has it in his contract
that he can't lose a fight.
So when you watch Fast and Furious
and you go,
I wonder if he's going to win this fight.
Contractually, yes.
When asked why he has it in there,
he claimed the audience don't want to see me lose.
Makes me want to see him lose even more.
Is that insane?
Like, it's in his contract that his character can't lose a fight.
When he signed on for like Fast and Furious 7 or whatever number it was,
he was like, yeah.
It's great fact.
Can I be honest?
Have I told you this recently?
Have you told me that fact?
Yes.
No.
I feel like we've had this conversation.
We've not had this conversation before recently.
It brings a bell for me too.
Yeah.
We've not talked about this?
I brought us forward like a week or so ago and said like,
oh, yeah, never will lose a fight.
It's part of his deal.
Maybe I talked about it with you Steve
I'm not sure. No, we definitely
haven't had that conversation because I found that information
out and I thought that was very funny and shocking.
It is a good fact and the Rock also had that as a contract
and that's why they fought so much and they've got a massive feud.
They're always the two main stars of Fast and Furious
and they'd always fight but neither of them would ever lose.
It's a stupid. It's just a movie guys.
That's so arrogant that two of them managed to get it in there.
Zara Texan saying that's great sureability.
True, because it's one of the world's
biggest franchises.
It is a very good fact.
I quite like that fact.
I have to mark you down though
because I've never actually seen any of the Fast and Furious movies.
I know they're very popular.
And when you say fight, I don't actually know what you mean.
Do you mean like racing a car fight?
Do you mean like race?
Or do you actually mean like punch up?
How many race of car fights have you seen?
No, I just don't know.
I didn't know that there was fighting involved in Fast and Furious movies.
Yeah, first fight.
Fist fighting, really?
So his character is the main character.
He's meant to be the protagonist.
So Vin Diesel's going, I don't ever want to lose a fight.
Yeah.
He's like so much of his character now is just him.
Yeah, it's not like Pixar cars.
It's like there are people in the cars and they get out and do action things too.
I've never seen it. Never seen it.
Okay. Interesting.
Producer Nurse Sam, what do you think?
What's your vote?
Well, it's a hard one.
That's interesting, definitely.
Maybe a three.
You're so nonchalant about predicting.
You are such a harsh judge.
I don't think you've ever given me more than three.
Actually, three is great from you because I don't think you've given me more.
than two until today.
This one time, Sean, I actually gave you a five.
Oh, did you?
Yeah.
She gave you a four once, so maybe I don't appreciate you.
I know.
Would you consider making it a four?
A three point five at a stretch.
All right.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Steph?
Oh, you've never seen it.
I'll give you a four, Sean.
Oh, thanks, Steph.
I like that, even though I can't really fully relate.
Yeah, it's a good fact.
I've just heard it, so I'll give you a two and a half.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
John, you've been absent for the last couple days last week.
Yeah, I mean, it's not a school class.
AKA the old four-day holiday, we like to call it, in the industry.
I got sick.
For four days.
Very convenient, though, isn't it, right before a weekend?
That's pretty good.
I did, I got sick.
But in saying that, man, we did miss you.
It's definitely hard without you, especially with the buttons.
Steph struggle with the buttons a bit.
So what was it?
You did it.
You should that every time.
It's okay.
I'm useless.
I can't even press them.
No, I'm just talking.
But you're good with the button, Sean.
I was acting shock just then, but no, I'm so happy that I'm not.
Did you miss me or was it just hard without me?
Too many questions.
So you also like...
We missed you.
We missed you.
And it's been hard without you.
But so we wanted to do some kind of reward to you.
You know, give you some nice welcoming vibes when you come here today.
Yeah.
Thank you.
And you've been listening to Justin Bieber a lot.
I do really like that new album.
Swag.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And we've just started playing.
New to the Edge playlist, his new song from that album,
which is called Go Baby, this one.
That's my baby.
She's iconic.
It's a churned.
iPhone case.
Lip gloss on it.
So there, Justin Bieber's singing about his wife,
who he loves so much,
Haley Bieber and her iPhone case and her lips gloss, blah, blah, blah.
But what we thought we'd do, Sean,
is to rework that song and sing about our love for our co-host, Sean.
So, yeah, so Steph and I met up at a cafe in the weekend.
that she spent for four to five minutes writing this.
We waited for a coffee.
And then just departed and when I was ever away.
But we want to present us if you're open to that.
This is so nice, guys.
You know I love a musical tribute.
Yeah, well.
It's my favourite gift.
Be that in mind.
Yeah, bear that in mind.
Remember that.
Yeah, remember that.
This is so nice.
It comes fully from the heart.
Okay.
Did you go verse for verse?
Yeah, good idea.
Do you want me to start?
Yes, you start.
Okay.
That's our Shawnee.
He's so charming.
Thank you.
Bad TV taste, though.
What?
Like Clarkson's farming.
Whoa.
I thought it's meant to be nice things.
Clarkson's farm slaps.
It's a great show.
Although I did love.
Your singing was very nice.
Thank you so much.
It's pretty bad.
Okay.
That's my co-host.
He's so lanky.
What?
He's got four eyes.
Excuse me?
Lows his hanky.
Okay.
I don't use a hanky.
It's a glasses.
It's a glass of cloth that I use to wipe my glasses.
It's sticking out of your sleeve right now.
No, it's a glass is cloth.
It's okay that you're using a, you love your handkey.
Yeah, just own it, owner.
I have a disability.
I'm got another verse for you.
I'm visually impaired.
That's our guy.
He's a bit stinky.
Doesn't wash his
balls or twinkie.
What's that a reference to, Sean?
Well, I assume that's a reference to
roughly six months ago
when we had an expert on
and I said that I don't use soap on my downstice.
But I do wash it with water
and he said that's okay.
Twinkie, I've never heard.
It was hard to find a funny name for a dittle that rhymes with stanky.
It's like a small American marshmallow bar.
I think you'd be surprised at how large Twinkies really are.
Are they?
What's the average?
Four inches.
Okay.
One more of it.
Here's mine.
That's our creep.
He's so creepy.
What?
Love's a fit check.
He's so creepy.
With Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Harrison, a bit of a movie buff, a bit of an actor.
He watches a movie every weekend, and it's time for...
Popcorn!
Phone's off.
Another trailer.
Harrison's Movie Corner.
This is the segment where I review the hottest movies right now,
plus some classics.
Last night...
No, because last week it was just the hot new movies.
You're throwing classics in there.
Well, it was...
Yeah.
Yes, there's hot movies and classics in there.
A bit of a mix-up.
Okay.
So, first of all, I watched a horror that's at the movies right now.
Now, when five friends cause a deadly car accident, they cover up their involvement and make it packed to keep it a secret rather than face the consequences.
One year later, the past comes back to haunt them as they learn.
Someone knows what they did last summer.
Oh, oh, oh, I know what you did last summer?
Yes, the sequel.
First of all, wish there's more comedy in it.
You wish there was more comedy in it?
Well, it's a horror.
It's a horror.
There's no balance of funny in there.
I don't think.
No, no, but that would be a dark comedy, wouldn't it if it was a...
No, no.
But you know, like, you know, there's scary movies
It's good to have a little light laugh here and there.
I mean, I do agree with you.
I hate horrors, so I mean, sure.
Madeline Klein is the star of that movie,
and she's from Outer Banks.
Oh.
Hot.
And Chase Sue Wonders, who's from the studio.
Oh.
She plays the girl in the studio?
I know.
Oh, oh.
They were great.
The guys, rubbish.
They were just a bit rubbish.
Ricken you could do a better job?
100%.
Forgettable.
I rate that two cheesy garlic narns out of five.
Is that a new rating system?
Yeah, because my favourite movie snack is...
It is. Harrison's been known to take a garlic gnar-in to her.
Literally, that was my thing.
You've stolen that from me.
I like cheesy garlic. I like cheesy garlic.
I like eating bar. I like I do in the movies?
You like onion bars you like I do in the movies?
You two are both disgusting and should be locked up.
The second movie I watched was a rom-com.
I got this on DVD.
Ted a geek attempt to track down his high school sweetheart Mary
and hires a private detective to know who we're about.
There's something about Mary.
You seen this movie?
So you bought that on DVD.
We do a DVD shop and bought it.
That was it, 2005?
Yeah, well, it came out from 1998, this movie.
It's a very 90s movie.
I love the style.
I love the vibes.
The outfits are great.
It's a little bit problematic these days.
What's the premise?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it about Mary?
Yeah, to stalk a girl.
Yeah, to stalk Mary.
Everyone loves Mary.
But there's a lot of actors in this movie who play people with disabilities,
as you could almost say, quite heavily.
Oh, no.
So it's quite jarring to watch.
But if you have seen the movie, there's an amazing...
Well, it's jarring about it.
It's an inclusion, like we want to see every type of person.
Yeah, but they poke fun at it.
It's not inclusive.
It's ridiculous.
Like slapstick comedy that's tried to make it.
It doesn't really hold up these days.
Yeah, that's not cool.
But there is an iconic scene in it where she puts Jalini here.
If you know that scene, you know that scene.
I'm not going to explain the scene.
But if you've seen the movie, you know what we're talking about.
I read that.
One and a half cheesy garlic nanz out of fine.
What happens? I want to know what happens with the gel.
Well, look it up.
The gel scenes.
I think about Mary.
You're right there doing it over the air.
It's inappropriate.
Oh, okay.
Okay, and the final movie I watched was a comedy.
This was on Netflix.
A depraved mama's boy goes into killing and collecting spree
to recreate an experiment portrayed in a movie.
This is the human sentiment two.
Okay.
So my notes here, it had me cry laughing,
hadn't watched it since my dad showed me when I was six.
So very nostalgic.
Five out of five, jeezed.
you garlic nans. You can't. You've got to stop reviewing
proper movies and then reviewing
human centipede and giving it a higher rating.
It really discredits you as a movie critic.
It's funny. Okay. It's not meant
to be funny. I think it's a horror movie.
Your Avos Head Harder
with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
My mum's staying
with us at the moment, guys, and I was talking about
this, Sean, when you were away on Friday.
Conveniently sick before a weekend.
Let's get over this, guys.
I was sick. I was in bed.
He posted a photo of you.
and your fiancé sitting out in the sun
and you didn't look at it.
I was literally sitting in the sun
trying to get some vitamin D.
But then he did actually post a photo
on Friday maybe saying
I feel so sick
and it was, you know, take that as you were.
I kind of read it as,
oh, you're just saying that to act like,
you know, that we know you're sick.
Yeah, quite before enough.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, yeah, I get how that comes off.
I didn't say that.
You said the form of time.
I was sick, but Steve, your mum was here.
Convenient.
I'm saying it's convenient.
And she is currently staying with us, yes.
And I talked about this on Friday
when you're away, Sean, convenient.
That I was very excited for my mum to stay with me
because she's really, really good at doing my washing.
Obviously, I love her, and she's my favourite person.
And when we spend time together, it's the best,
and it's quality time with her and my son and blah, blah, blah.
But her washing.
And I can't even stress you guys enough how great she is at it.
Can we just, are you crossing, are we getting sexist here or no?
No, what do you mean?
No.
You're saying my mother's biggest talent is washing.
No, that's how it sounds.
Not her biggest talent.
Never said that.
I said, I love her washing.
She's way better at that than I am.
And I would be saying this about my dad if he was great at washing and he was staying with me.
But it's my mum and she's the best at it.
And there's nothing like the way she folds it.
She uses the iron that hasn't seen the light of day out of the cupboard in months.
She stacks everything together.
She does, I don't know how she does it, but it is flawless.
And guys, I've got a big, big.
update for you.
She did my stain pile.
Oh my God.
It's just so weird to me that your mum
comes over to stay and she does all your washing.
Do you ask for it?
Or does she just help herself?
No, she's just there.
And she knows I'm busy and I don't have enough time
to get out the stains in the stain pile.
And she came up to me and she's like, Steph,
I've got some big news.
And I was like, Mum, what?
And she's like, I've gotten everything out of the stain pile
except for three items and its foundation.
It might need a little bit of work.
It's makeup stuck on the white t-shirts, you know.
But oh my God, great joy.
Oh, Mom, and I give her a big cuddle.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And it's just the greatest.
I don't know anyone else in my life who is the age that you are as an adult whose mom does more.
Which is 21.
Thank you for you.
The age you are at 21 whose mom does more for them.
Ever until recently your mum booked your doctor's appointments, didn't she?
Up until one year ago, your mum was booking your doctor's life.
You told me that.
That stopped when I became a mum.
I really drew a line in the sand all that.
No, I've got to grow up.
Yeah, it's been 15 months.
I can call the doctors.
I can call the medical clinic now, I'm a big girl.
But you're right, I did get her to do that as an adult.
Yeah, right.
So her little trip away right now, could be spending time with the grandbabies.
Could be spending time with...
No, she's doing that.
You were doing lots of washing too.
And is she doing your partner, Jake's washing as well?
It's all encompassing.
Yeah, that's weird.
I don't like it.
It's not that weird.
It just feels odd.
Do not get, when your parents stay with you, because they live out of town as well.
and your partner's parents have out of it.
When they stay, do they not do any chores?
Well, this is what I was telling you on Friday is that, like,
if it's your house, you do your own washing.
Do they not do any chores?
Absolutely not.
They're not. I'm going to come stay at my house and do all my jobs for me.
Not even vacuuming.
Are you joking?
Literally.
Absolutely not.
Did your mum do all this stuff before you had your son rocker?
Yes.
That's crazy.
Now that you've got a kid, fair enough.
Maybe it's a bit messier, but the fact that you had it before you had your son, that's crazy.
No, I respect it.
And I think Sue is an excellent woman.
she's doing this for you. My mum wouldn't and my mum
would tell me to get stuff faster to
to do myself. Maybe it's like a daughter's mom
relationship. I don't know.
I don't know. I think we've got to open the phones
right now of 800 the edge.
I'd be interested to know if there's anyone else
who will admit
and safe space here that like
as an adult their mum still does stuff
for them. If I go stay home
my mum does make my bed.
But she's always on my bed.
Does she make your bed when she's staying with you?
No, no way.
Do not go in there.
Okay.
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The Edge.
Sean, there's nothing wrong with people like me.
In fact, there's a lot of people like me.
3343, text in.
Because so many.
If your parent, specifically your mom still does your washing for you,
there's nothing like my mom, when she comes to stay,
she does all of our washing,
and it's just glorious.
No one can do it as well as her.
It's just a thing.
You should be able to do it.
I wish I could.
I do try.
Really? Why do you think she's better than you?
I don't know. More experience.
No, but up until recently, she was booking your doctor's appointments for you.
You just showed me a message that she sent you saying she's cooked dinner tonight.
Yeah, she has. She's just let me know, thanks, Mom.
Does she lay out your clothes for you when she stays?
What are you going to wear the next day?
No, but she definitely did that when I was growing up.
She's a very organised person.
Oh, 800 at the edge.
I think what we want to know is who's the oldest person whose mom still does stuff for them, like Steph.
Okay, Katie from Christchurch, you're with me.
Your mum does things for you.
What does she do?
She does my washing as well, yes.
So she comes up and stays with us in the school holidays,
and she actually tells me to pile the washing up
and have it all ready for her to fold.
And then anything that needs washing,
she will get me to put it into darks and towels and gym gear,
and she goes through and does it all for me from start to finish,
puts it away as she drew.
She's the best
How lucky you are you
No it really is amazing
It's true
It truly is
Because then it frees up your time
And your energy to be your mum
To your kids and stuff
And she's there to help
You know that's how it is
I know she's retired now
Like what else is she got to do
Give her something to do
Katie be honest
When you know your mum's coming
Do you just put off washing for a week
Because you know it's all going to get done
Maybe for a day or so
Yes
This is unacceptable
From the age of you too
Thank you Katie
Let's go to Sandra
Oh, Katie. How old are you, my love?
40.
Okay, okay. Thank you, Katie. Now that's the kick. Oh, wow.
Okay, Sandra. Your mum does things for you. What does she do?
No, I am the mum.
Fantastic. What a great perspective you can give to everybody.
So you're just like my mom and you do things for your daughter and you love doing them, right?
Why do you do it?
Yep, absolutely.
Well, because that's the relationship the mother and daughter has.
You know, it's just sort of helping each other out
And young moms these days are often working full time
And, you know, they just appreciate having someone to help out
And I'd love to help out wherever I can
I don't think I'm as good as your mum actually though
For doing washing, I'm not like that particular
But I'll wash and I'll fold up washing
And put things away, I'll wash the kids
I'll wash the, um, cook them dinners and
you know, do whatever I can to be helpful.
I do that at least once a week.
Oh, gosh.
I do think the thing that we're missing in this Harrison
when we have a go at Steph is that neither of us do have children.
So it would be a little weird if our mum's came over and did our laundry.
I'm now realizing that maybe I was a little harsh.
Yeah.
Completely.
No, no, but Steph's mom did it before she had Rocco.
Yeah, that's it.
I'll stop missing the kid as an excuse.
Yeah, there are a few people without kids out there that are definitely texting in, like,
anonymous.
Don't worry, I won't say her name.
I'd like to stay anonymous.
But when my mum comes to stay, she's not only doing my washing,
but she does my whole entire flats washing.
Whoa.
And someone else, I'm 29, no children,
and my mother will come over and do washing, vacuuming, cook dinners.
Also, I'll go to their house and do my washing, and it's free power.
Someone said, I'm 50 and live with my mum, and she does all sorts of me.
Yes.
Wow, no, I don't know if it's a clap.
Halet, Talit.
Your Arvos, Head Harder, with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Nihow Mar.
I'm Harrison Keith.
To Lofa, I'm Sean Hill
And this is relatively new news
Today, you probably won't get sunburned
Fat Boy
Insecret
Who's like to start off with a bit of weather chat?
Sorry
Fat Boy Insecurities
Also known as FBI
Have officially opened a branch in New Zealand
Parliament were trying to keep it a secret
And they did a really good job in their speech
And not dwelling on it
There will be a statement that will come out later
I'm not going to make any comment
It will be a statement coming out later
There will be a statement coming out later
And I will not be making any further
comment. I'm not commenting on that. Wait for our statement, guys. There'll be a statement
coming out later today. It won't be a statement coming from me. There will be a statement.
There will be a statement from the government. I would not be discussing any more detail.
An hour later, the head of the FBI finally came out with a statement and nailed his first
impression of the culture here in New Zealand.
Kia ora.
Judith Collins appreciated the pronunciation.
No, you did well for Lently.
To Lofa. After the announcement, head of FBI commented on how it went.
We were given presents, truly humbled, five.
In a post interview with Winston Peters, he had just woken up from his third nap of the day and had to say this about the event.
It took place.
I don't know about you guys, but from hearing all that, I'm stoked they're in the country.
And in other news, the New Zealand Prime Minister and Boss Baby lookalike, Christopher Skuxon, has announced that NCEA is no longer.
Today, the government is announcing that we are proposing to replace NCA with a new national qualification.
And Chris, I'm announcing that I'm proposing to announce the proposal that Education Minister Eric Astashavis.
Stanford is proposing that NCAA is confusing.
Even I did not understand NCEA.
Well, it's not that difficult is it.
NCEA is the N-CQA qualification set by M-O-A
in which you score either N-A or A or A or A or A?
Too frequently, students are choosing subjects
simply because they are easier to pass.
That is not true.
I'm definitely still using my textiles, dance and religious studies knowledge
in my day-to-day life.
The other day, I prayed that my dodgily sewed buttons
my pants would hold up while I cut shapes at Danny Doolan's Irish pub.
And time for the saddest part of the news.
Remembering them.
This is, uh, we'll be dwelling the people that we've lost, uh, recently.
Breaking news today.
Ozzy Osbourne just passed away.
Shared!
It's not breaking news, Harrison.
Well, it's relatively new news, yes.
But it's not breaking.
Well, it is breaking because it broke our hearts for the nation and the countries.
It's internationally.
Another recent death, which is,
real sad,
an amazing actor.
Wakanda forever!
Chadwick Bozeman
played Black Panther.
Oh my God, that happened.
I'd like to...
Don't take the piss out of people dying.
I'm paying respect to them.
Yeah, but you're...
It's paying respect to Chadwick Boseman who passed away.
He's an amazing actor in it.
It's relatively new.
I'm not saying this happened...
Yes, this happened like four, five years ago.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess relatively new...
Yeah, we're just paying respect to who had passed.
Okay.
And finally,
It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood.
That's Fred Rogers from the hit kids show Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.
What?
So he did pass in 2003, but it was a very sad day.
This was really ridiculous.
And there was the relatively new news, keeping you up to date with all the news that's new, relatively.
Can I do a sports segment?
I feel like the relatively new news really lacks the Wahini representation.
Yeah, there was three men who died.
Yeah.
And too many giving us the new.
You know what?
We'll take this time.
We'll look at the equality and representation of the relatively new news.
Yeah.
And we'll get back to you.
Okay, thanks.
In five to six weeks.
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The Edge.
RIP, NCA.
Big news this morning.
National proposing to scrap it and introducing, I guess, a new system.
But it kind of reminds me of like the old system.
It's called the Certificate of Educate.
and they're scrapping the achieved, not achieved,
mirror excellence, internal, external kind of jar, mumbo-jumbo.
And instead it's going to be ABCDE markings and out of 100.
So we got into a heated discussion amongst the three of ourselves
on who would be the smartest if we were to reset NCEA nowadays.
I don't know if it was very heated.
I think I pretty much opted out and said I will definitely do the worst of this.
I am a director and an actor and an artist.
So I genuinely drawed out of an English.
math, any science in year 11.
So that was 15 and I stopped doing any of those.
So behind the scenes, we've just finished taking an NCEA test.
Producer New Sam has found legit NCAA questions.
Only a couple of them.
A maths one, science one, or two science ones.
They were so hard.
They were really tricky.
So out of this, we're going to find out who out of Sean Stephen Harrison is the smartest.
and then we're going to invite you to call up on 0800 the edge
and we're going to take on a real life NCEA student.
Like read the first question Sam?
Okay, first question, geography.
Name the tectonic plate New Zealand sits on
and the plate it interacts with.
I didn't take geography at school.
Neither did I.
That's due with earthquakes though, so I feel like if you're in the crisis reason,
you'd know what that is.
You might know it.
I knew we were on some kind of plate.
I didn't realize it was two.
What did we answer for me?
Can we just skip straight to the answer?
This is so good.
Okay, Steph answered correctly.
The Australasian plate.
Wow.
And it interacts with the Pacific plate.
Oh, Steph is so going to win this.
I can't believe that was right.
What did it award?
Did you want at school?
Excellence award.
Most significant student.
That's crazy.
Shut up.
Anyway, moving right along.
Should we shut up?
What the boys write?
So Sean wrote the kit.
I can't know.
What did you write?
Sean wrote
The Captain Cook Quake line
Same after a great discoverer
And a slightly problematic human
Captain Cook
At least he tried
And then Harrison's just doubled down on this
And he said the Cook straight
Plate
And it interacts with the South Island
Yeah the north and south
interact with each other
Two plates
Make one
Okay
Well this question I'm trying
Samson don't snickering
No sorry
Sorry I shouldn't laugh
I probably didn't answer it right either if I did it
Anyway, biology. Next question.
What molecule carries genetic information in cells, and what is its full name?
Oh, God.
This was so hard.
So hard.
What did that be?
Steph got the first one, right, DNA.
And so then...
Of course.
Did you all get DNA?
No, you didn't.
Okay.
What is we stand for?
I didn't know what it stood for.
Deoxy ribose nucleic acid.
I would have had no idea about that.
What did I write?
You wrote data numerical asset.
Sounds legit.
Yeah, I'm impressed.
Sean wrote nucleus and then nucleus maximus.
Nice.
And then, can I read Harrison's out?
You can read it out?
It's okay.
He wrote spunk.
And then sperm.
You're stitching me up Harrison.
I promise you, I actually tried.
I might have been sperm or something.
Code word for sperm is spank and spunk a sperm.
If you're just tuning in, we've just done some NCA questions to see the smartest.
What's the third and final?
Third and final question is a mass question.
I reckon I got this one right.
Me too.
A car travels 180 kilometres in two and a half hours.
What is its average speed in kilometres per hour?
Steph got it correct.
Yes.
72 kilometres per hour.
Sean got it correct.
72 kilometres per hour.
Maths was the only thing I was good at.
No.
And Harrison got close.
He got 80 kilometres per hour.
Okay, Steph is the clear winner.
0-800-the-edge.
Are you currently sitting NCAA, or did you recently sit NCAA?
I-800-the-edge, we've got a prize for you.
If you can beat Steph at a live NCAA test on NX.
We don't want to scare people off.
Why don't we get them to face Harrison and it's a guaranteed price?
Okay, let's make it.
You can choose who you face.
Oh, 800 The Edge.
Based on that info, you choose who you face.
Sean, Steville Harrison, this is Hilltop.
Oh, 160.
Yeah, Pete.
Oh, Harrison's the sitter for it.
Yeah, pick Harrison.
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The Edge.
Why are you making fun of me for trying to get on Celebrity's Reilly and the answer stories?
We'll talk about that later.
We'll talk about that later.
Because at the moment, we actually have to talk about that later.
But right now, we are doing a fun game.
N-C-E-A-R-P, National.
are doing the whole like, oh, I'm the new boss and I'm going to make a big change,
and so everyone remembers us.
And they want to scrap NCEA and bring out a new achievement thing, a certificate is what they're calling it.
Today, the government is announcing that we are proposing to replace NCA with a new national qualification.
A convoluted way to say it.
We're announcing to propose that we're announcing.
So we just ran a little NCEA quiz amongst the three of us.
Thank you, producer, Nurse Sam.
And who ended up winning?
Who was this most on the show?
I can't remember. Who was it? I can't remember. I quite recall.
She's pointing at me.
Stephanie marks.
Oh, no, she's pointing next to me.
Oh. You did do well.
So I came first.
Sean came second and dear, sweet little Harrison came third.
Yeah, got nothing right.
And Sophia and Gemma are here on 0800 the edge because you girls,
you currently are year 13 students?
Yes, we are.
So currently doing NCAA.
How's it going, girls?
Oh, it's okay.
We're tracking along. We're near the end now.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're currently.
You can do it, you can do it.
Love those internals, get those credits up.
You guys can choose who out of the three of us
you want to verse and let's see who's the smartest.
Oh, out of everybody.
We're definitely thinking Harrison.
We think he needs to come back in the classroom with us.
Okay, that's a smart decision based on what this happened.
All right, I was prepared to not be chosen.
So I've got the questions in front of me.
Are we just diving in that I wanted, like,
best out of three votes or something?
I'm just doing it.
No, you're definitely doing it.
Awesome.
Okay.
We've got five questions here.
Okay.
How do we do it?
Do we go for a buzzer system?
Best a best out of five.
Or do it 1, 1, 1, 1.
And if we go time, right, okay, then we'll go to that year.
Okay.
Let's start off with Sophia and Gemma.
Your question is, what is the largest country in the world by land area?
Easy.
Russia?
Correct.
Well done.
You should.
You sure it's on America?
No, it's not definitely Russia.
Okay.
Okay.
Harrison.
Yeah.
Your question is,
What part of the plant carries water from the roots to the leaves?
The steam.
No, it's called the X-Y-L-E-M.
Sorry, I did know that.
Can I have half a point because I did know that?
You're telling a bit lie I'm right there.
No?
Sophia and Gemma, your next question is,
what is the chemical symbol for gold?
Hey, you?
Did you take that time to go?
Google it.
No, I was debating between Dale A.G.
A.U. is correct.
Wow.
I did have that one in my head.
Okay, so this is an NCAA quiz currently.
Two points to the actual NCAA students, Sophia and Gemma, and none to Harrison.
Okay.
Okay, Harrison, you should know this.
An English question for you.
Which sentence is correct?
I should have gone or I should have gone.
I should have gone.
Correct.
Thank you.
He's on the board.
All right, this one is.
Sophia and Gemma, this one's to steal it.
If you get this one correct, you have definitely won,
and there's no coming back for Harrison.
Your question is,
which organ in your body is the largest by mass?
Skin?
Your skin.
Yeah.
Guys, it's your liver.
It's incorrect.
It's incorrect.
Although I've heard that the skin is the largest, but by mass.
must be different.
Really?
What's the answer?
It was liver.
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Wait, it's a tiebreaker.
I think we go to a quick fire round,
which means the first one to shout out the answer wins.
Wow, okay, okay.
Okay, we're locking in.
Good luck, girls.
Okay.
You need it.
Sophia and Gemma, real-life NCAA students,
R-I-P, NCEA,
Anne Harrison, a former NCAA student.
He did get NCAA level three excellence, by the way, everybody,
but he did do a lot of drama and theatre.
Yeah.
Your last question is
What's the name of the ocean
To the East of New Zealand
Never, he saw he, he went back
So it's the right hand side
Pacific
They've done
Yeah, well done, girls, you're smart
Congratulations, guys
Gosh
In Harrison, you're officially
No smarter than an NCA students
Cheers
Go back to school
Cheers
I love this segment
Let's do this every day
I really, really like it
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Sean Stephen Harrison's scandal.
This is why I think Kim Kardashian needs to go away for a little while.
Last week, Kim Kardashian released a range of face shapewear, you guys might have seen.
No, I haven't seen this.
Actually haven't.
I've got her Instagram.
Have you seen it, Sean?
I looked it up after Steph told me to it.
It's like a mummy thing, right?
I don't know Instagram, is it?
Cloth that you wrap around your face.
Is it meant to make your face look?
Snatched.
So you put it on and it fixes it and then you take it off or you just wear it?
You wear it at nighttime when you sleep.
It looks like if you go onto the skims page, it's like a bandage looking thing.
Oh, it's like, I thought those things like to make you stop snoring.
No.
No, it looks like that.
Or if someone had like jaw surgery and then was bandaged up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's for beauty.
Which leads me to my quick little rant.
At the time when this news came out, I thought it was like a little bit silly and I kind of didn't really think of anything of it.
but after a few days, I'm actually really, really angry at this.
I like Kim.
I think she's actually quite a good person.
She does amazing things with her platforms,
such as all the prison reform work that she does.
But stop making women feel insecure about our bodies and our faces.
And then sell us things to, like, help or cure us from our own bodies and faces.
Like, she helps create and manufacture these impossible beauty standards
and then profits off the Band-Aid.
Do you know what I mean?
Like our bodies and faces are not problems to be fixed
And it's this vicious cycle
Of like them, Kim and all the rest of them
Promoting a look
And then selling the solution to us
And then you just rinse and repeat
And I'm so sick of it
So the things
Because I've googled what she has tried to sell to us before
Diet pills
Skims shapewear
Waste trainers
Skinny teas
They make you just shit so much
That you lose weight
And I'm so tired
A t shirt that makes you shit
No no tea
So like
Oh tea
I thought the same thing.
Sorry, tea.
It's a tight t-shirt.
It's called a skinny tea.
But, yeah, that's what a weight trainer is, though, Sean.
Like, it's so tight that it's like...
Oh, yeah, she wears those, eh?
Yeah, yeah, like can...
The corset thing.
Yeah, the corset thing.
And now Skim's seamless sculpt face wrap
that's supposed to snatch your jaw and reduce puffiness.
Enough.
So after a day of feeling like we're not snatched enough,
or not pretty enough, or not small enough,
We can't even go to bed at night time without any peace
because you have to wear it at night.
It's like when does it end?
So just stop adding to the problem
and why doesn't Kim be an incredible role model?
She's got enough money.
She doesn't need to sell us anything anymore.
Why don't you just encourage people to love the way we look
without having to change anything?
How about that?
That's a great point.
Because it's all like surgery anyway, isn't it?
Totally.
They've all had work done.
And they're all like, oh, we're being honest about it now.
like Kylie came out and she said what kind of
boob size she's got. But they're not talking about
so many things that
they have done with their money.
I've never looked at it like the way of like
they've created the problem.
They've created the problem. Well actually we've now got a solution
for it. Yeah. That's pretty stuffed up.
It's kind of like the food pyramid
back in the day it was like
eat all these things. It's going to be great for you.
And then actually it turns out that it's not so good for you.
And it's like, oh, here, go on this diet.
Yeah, literally. It's the same.
It's like so stupid. So
So, girls guys.
Kim Kardashian, as they put this on a t-shirt,
is the white bread at the bottom of the food pyramid.
Yeah.
Eat your fruit and veggies.
Eat your fruit and veg. Don't pay any tension to it.
They're trying to trick you, but you're doing just fine
without a sculpting mask at night time, okay?
Let beauty sleep, literally just be beauty sleep
and just lie down and go to sleep.
Don't actually do anything to do a beauty sleep.
Sleeping is enough, you know?
Preach.
Preach.
Stupid.
Stupid.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Sorry, I had a Jordan...
Sorry, I felt like I was a bit sexist there, so...
I was going to say something.
I clap.
That is scandalous.
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Did you guys hear that the Pie Awards went down last week for the Best Pies in Altite?
I'm always very interested in this awards.
The Best Pie in New Zealand, a potato top for the first time ever.
Yes, but it had a
What did they have in the centre of it?
Like it had a...
What do you call that?
Lots of potatoes on top of itchette chavremen.
It was a fondent
steak.
Cheese.
The potato.
Gritan.
Yeah, grittan.
Gratan.
Yes, a potato grattan in the middle.
It looks delicious.
Yeah, it was a grittan?
But isn't that amazing
that in 25 years of this award
if potato tops never won the best pie in the country?
They're quite starch.
They're the worst pies.
They are, which makes me really want to try this.
But today's top three,
are the top three underrated bakery items.
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It's the edge top three.
The best pie in the country is now a potato top.
These are the top three underrated bakery items, in my opinion.
One.
A mini-kish.
Oh, yes.
You know, no, don't give me that.
Don't buy a mini-kish.
You get that for like shared lunches, you know?
People really harp on about a bacon and egg pie.
I would say whip the top of that bad boy, a little bit of short pastry.
We've got ourselves a keesh.
I agree.
And the moisture, the better with a little mini-kish.
Lorraine?
You need not.
Well, a Lorraine.
It's a great question.
Lorraine actually is the type of pastry at the bottom of a keesh, isn't it?
Kish Lorraine.
Yeah. I mean, you could eat a keesh with anyone.
It doesn't have to be Lorraine.
Oh, Sean.
Write it down, write it down, right it down, man.
Another great one.
I've got one more that I was thinking of.
You can eat a keesh in the sunshine.
Oh, write it down, write it down.
Two.
The second most underrated bakery item, in my opinion, the Louise slice.
Oh, no, Sean, you can eat a slice with anyone.
Write that down
If you want to give that one up, Steph
Oh, I'm going to keep that one
I'm going to keep that one
All I'm saying is I think people
People's slice as an old people's slice
Is that the coconut one?
I wonder if it's got
The jam
I wonder if it's a man or woman
Lewis or Louise
They're both about the same
Three
Don't write that one down
And the third most underrated
Bakery item in my opinion
The Custard Square
People write it off as like a real 80s classic
People always say try and think outside the box
I think in it and put custard in instead
It's the Edge top three
Oh, yum
Write that one down
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A little bit naughty, you can swear
Oh yes, fuck
Steve
I say you can swear, someone always swears
real quickly
Hey, do you guys know what a Lububub is
Mm-hmm
Yep
I keep seeing stuff about them on my Instagram
And I...
Still
still.
They're quite old news, you know?
Yeah, no, I think I just, you know how you hate watch a video of something?
And then the algorithm doesn't have either hate watched it, so it just gives you more of it.
Yeah, right.
And I've watched people like opening Lububoos, because if you don't know what a Labubo is,
it's like this key ring soft toy that sell for $15, but for some reason they've gotten so rare that they resell for like hundreds.
That's fucking crazy.
And people open them to try and pull rare colors of Labuboos.
And I hate watched it because I was like, these grown adults crying.
over like a soft way.
And now that's all I get eye for like, I'm not on TikTok
because it's all it is.
People are opening what, boo-bos.
Oh, I'm not on TikTok because the first bit,
I was like, you know what?
Love Island finale went to night,
holding a viewing party.
And I was like, I do not want to know
who gets dumped from the show before the big finale.
Only four couples make the final.
There's five currently, right?
And I was like, I'm going to avoid everything.
My sister was like, oh my God,
have you seen the episode?
I was like, don't tell me!
She lives in London.
And I avoided it all day.
And the first video that pops up on my feed
is the dumped couple being interviewed on the after sun.
Fuck!
I was like, don't open it, don't open it, don't open it, opened it.
When I used to watch it, I don't think I ever saw a season
where it didn't get spoiled for me.
I always knew who won.
It's unintentional.
It's fucking hard.
It's like my girlfriend watches that
and she watches lots of things that are quite trending or big
at the time and she like can't, she has to stop herself
from going on TikTok.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just can't go on TikTok today because it'll just pop up.
That'll be me tomorrow.
Like I physically...
You can't use a whole app.
Isn't that fucking insane?
And I can't open it tomorrow because tomorrow morning at like 9 a.m.
The winner will be announced UK time.
Like New Zealand time for UK.
So I just can't be online tomorrow.
I just think that things now like, you know, squid games with an example.
But any example, like TV show, whatever, you just have to watch it fast and you've got to watch it first.
Or else you're going to get it spoiled.
You just will.
It's just so annoyinger in that kind of age now.
That's going to be impossible for me not to go on TikTok
from Tuesday morning all the way until Wednesday night
when it's our viewing party.
Yeah, it's going to get ruined for all of us, but I think that's okay.
You can register if you want to come.
You've probably heard it in the podcast.
I've heard of who you remind me of today, Harrison.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
You're dressed identically to stay from blows clothes.
2025 cool version, Eddie Das version.
Sports version.
Yeah, he's wearing a green, like, full rugby jersey kind of thing.
A stripy jersey.
How's the volleyball
Keeping you up, mate?
Going around.
Okay, all this is right.
Hey, look, thanks for listening to the podcast.
What's my ball, war.
I was going to say, how's the volleyball going?
Walking around with a volleyball.
Took it for a walk in the weekend and crossed around the beaches.
Oh, what beaches did you go to?
Mission Bay, Cah, Marlon and San Alias.
That kind of one.
And I let my girlfriend, Sarah.
Play with your ball?
She played with my ball.
Oh, my God.
How did that feel?
She almost lost it hate.
It was kind of pissing me off.
How?
Because you had bouncing in a band angle.
You'd be real careful.
with it.
It's not as easy as you think to carry around his volleyball.
You've got to do a lot of training in it.
Right.
And it got his first, oh, it's already gone.
She needs to handle your ball better.
He had his first grass stains.
We kicked it around in the grass.
There's one more ball joke in there, Steph.
You got a big ball.
Okay, there you go.
Nice one.
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