The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #118: Sean gets a porn star to endorse his ‘The Edge Hedge’ mascot idea..!! 😮

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

Take that, Tuesday!! EZ Money  Celebrity Treasure Island pitches  Harrison’s conspiracy 5 Star Fact  Steph’s emotional attachment to objects Blind ranking hold songs Steph dropped her swipe card in the toilet and…!! Mascot pitches! The Edge Wedge, VS Hedge VS EdgeHog Harrison thought this was a compliment..? We slightly adjust Bieber's new ‘Go Baby’ song Sean’s scent story Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the podcast. A great show today. We had different celebrity endorsements for our mascot ideas. And I, dare I say, I blew it out of the park. Pun?

She did, yeah. Pun, for it. There's a foreshadowing. Yeah, definitely listen out for that one. Foreshadowing? Huh? For skin. Oh, wow, Sean.

You're not doing anything for the crested. I do get a pawn start to promote a hedge. Yeah. So I get, I guess that's crazy. Lying the coffin. Hey, join the podcast, everybody. You guys think it's any of yours stuff? I also think of it's about what you dropped in the toilet and did you fish it out and the boys write a song for me.

So there's a lot going on. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. 10,000 bucks up for grabs right now worth. Easy money is the game. never played. We'll give you a letter between E and Z, hence the name, no A's B, C's or D. 30 seconds on the clock. Ten questions. Answer each one within the time win 10,000 bucks. Hey! And just for getting on air with us, Kat, you've automatically won 100 bucks.

Awesome. Thank you. Oh, Kat, what would you do if you won $10,000? I think we'd just follow summer somewhere. Go on holiday. Follow summer. Where would you, where would you go? If you were to go next week, where would it be? I'm not too sure on the spot here. I'd have to say, really think about it. Jamaica? Jamaica?

You have to decide. Jamaica? Jamaica? Is that a suggestion? Is that a recommendation from you, Harrison? Yeah. Jamaica, would you go there? Have you been?

No. No, I've not been to Jamaica. That'd be awesome. Finland? Yeah, not there. Czech Republic? I'm not too sure. It would be like a family discussion of everyone wanting to go somewhere different.

Yeah, I think you need to discuss this a bit more to find out here. Before I throw any more suggestions out here. But that's that are for you of my top pick. I love them. Very strong suggestion. It's very common for a lot of Kiwis to go to those places. You're bound with a lot of them there. Jamaica, Finland and the Czech Republic.

Yes, Bali is usually the one way around things to see Kiwis. Not the case. No. Czech Republic goes off. Okay, well, yeah, Prague. I'll put them on the list if I would. It's a lovely place. Ok-do-ki.

Cat from Dunners. Your letter for easy money will be the letter Z. Shosh. Yes. Z-4. Yes. Z-pidi-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.

Do da Z for Zealand. Don't go to New Zealand. You're already there. Yeah. Zed for Zane Malik, former member of One Direction. That might come up. Zane. Okay.

Cat with the letter Zed. You'll have 30 seconds. You need to name for us 10 answers, starting with the letter Zed. You can pass on any tricky ones and hopefully we'll have time to get back to it. Your time will begin when I finish saying the first one and no repeated answers. Okay. How you feeling? We bit nervous. Z's a hard letter.

Z. All right, let's do it. Excellent. With the letter Zed for $10,000, cat from Duneddin, please name for us. A summer activity. Um, pass. An animal. Deborah.

A vegetable. zucchini. A boy's name. Zach. A girl's name. Ziera. Three-letter word. Zoo.

A country. Zimbabwe. A singer. Zach Brang. A movie. But up to the ninth one with the pass in there. Oh no. That was good though.

Wow. That was really good. I think the first one, yeah, clearly threw you off a little bit. A summer activity. Yeah, I just couldn't think of anything. Yeah, you could have said, Zorbing, Zipline, Zoo or Zumba. Yeah, a few good options in there. It was a hard one to begin with.

but you're in a role other than that. Sorry, Kat, great job, though. Yeah. You zip. Excellent. Thank you other ones. You zipped through them. You, uh, yeah.

I think I just said out. You don't know. Kat, we can hook out with a hundred bucks, though. Thanks to BNZ. They believe there's an artist starting something new. And like any art form, you need the right tools to make it work. Shout to BNZ. Sponsoring Easy Money at the moment.

Your next chance to play 7 and 8 a.m. tomorrow morning with Clint Meg and Dan with Ashland. and filling out at the moment. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Celebrity Treasure Island is coming back for a new season next year.

They announced that yesterday. I know not so subtly that Steph Harrison and myself would all like to be on Celebrity Treasure Island season seven and we've all made that evident. Well, I think Sean has... You've made it evident. I made it evident for myself.

But also Steph's made it evident by commenting on things. But then also you have made it evident by saying it yesterday that you'd like to as well. Yes, I'd like to. I think we would all love to be on that show. It's the perfect show. There's challenges. There's drama. There's a bit

of endurance. Like, it's a game show, right? I think that... Yeah, sorry. No, it's what we're going to say. I'll get it excited about it on the show. See? Yeah. But what I will say is that there's three of us, two of us have to stay back into the show. So realistically, only one of us is actually going to get them to the show.

Yeah, yeah. But that's assuming But like maybe none of us Be none of us or one of us As the option's there truly But no more than one of us No more than one of us We'll make it

So right now we're going to take this opportunity To pitch To you listening Altero Because you're the ones watching the damn show Who do you want to see On Celebrity Treasure Island? For real This is absolutely for real

And we're going to Sorry see we couldn't be real right now We are so real and we invite you to listen to each of our ideas on why each one of us would be the perfect candidate on Celebrity Treasure Island and we invite you to text in 33443 as a bit of, what's the word when you like?

Market research, market research we can take without pitches and take to TVNZ. Screenshot the text and go to TVNZ tomorrow and hopefully run it up the flagpole. Be like, see, Molly's into it. Now as you know, I've actually applied for the show multiple times despite them not having an application process.

I've shot casting tapes for myself and sent them to them in previous years going, hey, this is my audition for Celebrity Treasure Island. They've gone, stop auditioning. This isn't actually an option. To which I've said, hey, I hear you back on the new season. Here's my audition. So do you mind if I, as the veteran of auditioning for Celebrity Treasure Island, take this one first? Absolutely.

So that's it okay, guys. All right. Hey, Celebrity Treasure Island casting team. It's your boy, Sean Hill here. Again. The three-pronged trucey. of entertainment, radio hosts, comedian and celebrity DJ who's played some of the biggest gigs in New Zealand and beyond. I've watched every season of Celebrity Treasure Island, New Zealand, NZ, over 12 seasons of Survivor and half a season of Is It Cake?

I've seen what to do, I've seen what not to do, and I've seen how to identify whether or not something's cake. Historically, gay comedians have been a hit on the show with Chris Parker and James Mustapick winning their respective seasons. I also am a comedian. I'm not gay, but I'm quite metrosexual and have been confused by people before, and I'm willing to play that up for television. So please pick me, Sean Hill for Celebrity Treasure Island, season seven. Yeah, that's great. Thank you.

That's all right. What was the, I'm not gay? What was that bit? Well, I was trying to say, because gay comedians have won it, and I'm a comedian. But I'm not, but I'm quite a metrosexual comedian. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. My turn. All right, Steph, take it away.

Pick me, Steph, for. Celebrity Tudor Island, I may not be a survival expert, but I have survived group chats, family barbecues, and accidentally liking someone's post from 2012. I can't start a fire. I panic when I see a crab, and my strategy is mostly hope for the best. But I've got good grit, good heart and just enough delusion that I believe I can win this thing. I'm the underdog with nothing to lose, except maybe my dignity on national television. Pick me for Celebrity Treasure Island

Nice Good balance there of desperate but not too desperate No honestly I'm so desperate Fully, fully desperate Okay your turn Harrison Okay TVNZ plus

And I thought three now was good Jolda I'm Harrison Keith And I'm your next Treasure Island champion I hate bullies Any off-par behaviour It will be shut down immediately I will crush the competition

In an appropriate collaboration With what the producers want Most importantly, I love charity. I did a personality test this morning, and my personality type turned out being charitable. I will bring some laughs, some tears, and some durries. It's island time.

Yeah, great job. Great job, man. That's pretty good. 3343, text in. I mean, not that... I like the idea of someone's charity being an anti-smoking thing and you were just there charging a dart. You are. I probably won't support that charity, will I.

3343. Who should be on Celebrity Treasure Island? We're going to collect the data. and send it to, who is it, TVNZ? TVNZ, I think. TVNZ. I don't worry, I'm already in contact with them. Guys, next up, I have a huge announcement. Okay?

Yeah. I, Harrison Keeve, believe a particular hair color does not exist and it's potentially racist. Wow. Oh. You're laughing. Yeah. Whoa.

Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Bit of a conspiracy theory. to run past you if you guys are open and comfortable hearing about it. Sure thing. Cool, okay. I love a conspiracy theory. Fantastic.

So there's a netball team that I tried out for recently. Okay? And I didn't make the team. Oh. And I turned around to the team and said, you guys should be more inclusive. Like, it's a team full of white people. I'm Māori.

I may have pale skin, but I am Māori. I said, you should be more inclusive. It's offensive. And they go, we are inclusive. Claire's on the team. And I go, Claire, Pail's going to go like, Claire's not Māori. They go, no, she's not Māori.

It's not what we're saying. She's ginger. But she was not ginger. Okay? I'll explain more in a second. Ginger, Ranga, Phantepantz, aka red-haired. But red?

More like orange head. But the biggest misappropriation of all, the thickest slur that I can think of, is strawberry blonde. Oh. You know why? Do you know why? Why?

They don't exist. What do you mean? They don't exist. I believe strawberry blonde people are blonde or brunette people, okay? They're one of those. And when they say they're ginger, you know, they want to identify as ginger. It's only because it's like, oh, all ginger is one of thousand bucks if you come to this place. You know, if Ed Sheeran's in town, it's like so they can relate to him and go, oh, what's up, big bro?

You know, that's when they want to be ginger. When it comes to day and day life, they go, what are you talking about? I'm strawberry blonde. So when it suits them. When it suits them, thank you, Steph. Because for me, I mean, you are ginger, so you can talk about this. So, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. But I was under the impression that strawberry blonde is like kind of more teetering on blonde with a ginger kind of haze.

Yeah, yeah. Or would you say that strawberry blonde is on a spectrum? Maybe ginger's a spectrum and you're quite orange. Cheers. Whereas strawberry blonde is quite on the blonde spectrum of ginger. Well, strawberry blonde's just blonde though, isn't it? No, but it definitely has a little... No, because usually they don't get a ginger beard.

They don't get to choose when they want to be ginger. That's what I'm my point I'm trying to make. Yeah. Because they are not. They can be blonde, they can be gender. There's no in between. Don't you think people should be able to identify however they want to feel comfortable identify?

For sure, for sure, for sure they're lying to themselves. No. Just line other people. There's a chance that maybe making the netball team isn't based on what minority you are, but who's better at netball? I know nothing to do with our fingers to do with the hair color. You know, Claire, she's on her. She's ginger.

She's not. She's only ginger. my fingers are in the air quotes, because you want her for a representation right now. Well, I'm a real ginger. At least be real, she writes when I was pretty crap at Netball. Okay, yeah, I'm going to ask a neighbourhood. Sorry, I've just in quick. I've never heard a company go, we need to hire more gingers.

I don't think it's a proper minority. Well, it is sometimes. These days it is, actually. It's quite a big deal these days. It was it Indoor Neville or Outdoor Nebula? Indoor. How many points for outside of the semicircle shot? I've never played before, I don't know.

It's two. And so that's why. You're not in the tea, Harrison. No, but like... It's because the nipple skills aren't quite there. No, because they're embarrassed by my hair. No, not the hair colour. I don't appreciate that.

Someone texts in sour grapes and I think you bang on whoever you are. Really? What does that even mean? Another slur. Cheers. Oh, that sucks Harrison. Not I'm with you, man. Those guys are racist. But yeah, what's what I'm trying to say?

But I just don't think it's real. Shrewby blonde isn't real. You read the brunel you blonde or you ginger. Don't try teeter in the middle. It is when I suit what it wants to be. There you go, you heard it here first, I can't argue it. It just annoys me. Throw it on a T-shirt.

The five-star facts up next. And today, guys, I am very confident about this fact. It's to do with the royal family. A bit of royal facts on the way, on the edge. Clint Meg and Dan. With Ash London. Your avos head harder. With Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Cheed is the Knights on the Edge, Sean, Stephen Harrison. Sean's five-star fact. I'm on a journey to provide you with a fact that's so good that it deserves five stars in our rating system, which is... We're looking for good performance, good shareability and good originality. Simple. Very simple, as I most would say.

My question for you too is, how interested in the royals are you? Oh, no. Not really. You haven't chosen a royal fact, have you? No, this is an interesting royal fact. Oh, because here's my thing. Neither am I. I'm not interested in the raw.

I don't care. Okay, this is promising. you like the fat. But I like this fact. This has made me maybe interested in the royals. Okay. Today's five-star fact is Queen Lizzie II RIP

used her handbag as a body language communication device. If she moved it from one armpit to the other, her team would know to stop the conversation. She was done with it. They'd come in and move her on. If she put the bag on the floor, they would know to get her out of there as soon as possible.

She had all these different subtle things to do with their handbag and her security team knew them all. Is that not really amazing? A bit worrying if she has all these secret handbag moves and her security isn't aware of them. She's an old lady moving her little bag around. What's what I thought. She's the queen, you know?

Of course she'd have that kind of stuff, do you know? Have you also seen that some royal bodyguards have, like, fake arms? Yes. And it's like a conspiracy behind that. And it's so because they're, like, holding weapons. A gun underneath them so they can shoot. Yeah. Oh, that's a great fact.

And true fact, I'm not just saying it's a false. It's a true fact. The queen doesn't wipe her own bum. Oh no, because she's dead now, so she definitely doesn't. Well, that was the kicker. Don't worry. I got you. Really the joke you're about to make.

No, it's an actual fact. She never used to wipe her in a bump. That's not true. That's just not true. That's just not true. I've got a problem. I've got a true thing. I've got a true thing.

Butler. No, that's not a thing. A butler. Thank you, Steph. That's my other kicker. Oh, that's a joke. Sorry, can I? Can I?

Second joke you've taken? Oh, yeah. Just because I'm the funny one on the show today. Hey, another true fact about the royals, just to one up here, is Prince Charles has his shoelaces ironed. That is the shoe laces iron. That is the truth, buy somebody. Who's the guy?

Is he iron man? Not bad. Not bad. Pretty good. Not bad. Okay, back to the fact. What was it again? The Queen Elizabeth the second is her handbag as a body language communication device.

Okay, well, we know that producer nurse Sam is also on this judging committee. Sam, what are we rating that fact down to five stars? I'm going to be dead honest with you guys and I totally missed it because I was doing some actual work here. True, that's so fair. I love that she said actual work. I did that. She really much shows the actual thing, Sam.

Well, let's let you two give me a vote first and then Sam can just vibe it out based on the vibes in the road. I've heard it before, unfortunately. Really? Yeah. That shocks me. That's near to me. I do really like it, but it's not that original to me.

So I'm going to go four stars. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah. I think it's a cool tidbit. I don't think it's a groundbreaking fact. Okay. So I'll go three and a half. Oh, that's not bad.

It's not terrible. And Sam, who didn't hear the fact, what are you rating? Going off fives. I'm going to give it a four. That is the highest rating that Sam's ever given me. Maybe it's good I didn't hear it. Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Edge.

Bored? Sad. Oh, sorry. Guys, I have made a big change in my life. And I think you'll be proud of me, but it's just taking a little bit of time to get around the big change. Did you get rid of your old teddy bear polar?

God, no, I'm getting buried with that thing. I love it. Did you, have you stopped buying cottage cheese? No. No, that's still a big part of my hashtag get hot for summer. What, Steve, you're really hot, you don't need to do that? Okay, thanks, boys. I just think that bowls of cottage cheese every day for lunch

isn't really the best thing to do to go hot for summer. It's where they eat it with a straw? I have a lot of clutter at my house. There's a lot of stuff, a lot of crap everywhere. And I think a really important part of truthfully, mental health is like just getting rid of the stuff that just sits there. It's really good for the brain, isn't it? And so I've got certain things that have just,

sat there for years. They used to bring me a lot of joy, but I don't really have time to enjoy them anymore. So, I would like to announce that I have finally bid farewell to my Wozjig holiday fiasco, 1,000 piece puzzle. No. I have bid for well to my was jig Safari Surprise, 1,000 piece puzzle. No, I like this.

I have bid farewell to my Commemorate the Queen 1,000 piece puzzle Unopened, unopened, still in the plastic Thank you, Elean Matthewsson for a great birthday present but I just didn't have time Goodbye to my two Beatles puzzles The Let It Be one and the Abbey Road one

There is one piece missing out of the Abbey Road one, I think my dog ate it a couple years ago But it's 999 pieces, so that's pretty good And a couple of other wasjigs in there as well So I have made a huge move in my personality, the Jigsaw Puzzle Queen, and I've given away most of my puzzles over the weekend. God, I mean, I know you like puzzles, but Jesus Christ, that's a lot of puzzles. A lot of puzzles to have.

Is it a few left over if you guys are interested? How many puzzles do you own? I think there was about 15, but I'm going to donate the rest, unless you guys want to... You need to be on that TV show hoarders, mate. 15 puzzles. But I gave them to my community jigsaw puzzle swap group on Facebook. Wow. So I had a bunch of, mainly, you know, 60, 70-year-olds rocking up.

And they're very pleased with their new puzzles. I'm pleased with my new space. I've got a bay window at my home, and now you can, like, open it up, and there's empty storage in there. You can, like, cram some baby toys in there now, which is great. But you did have a puzzle. It was a gift unopened. Yeah.

You said, I'm done with that. Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't. Yeah, I just don't have to come. You do, though. I don't have the time. No, I don't have the time. You have time for a puzzle.

I don't have the time for a puzzle. You watch so much Love Island. You watch traders. Exactly, which just mean I don't have the time for the puzzle now. It finishes tomorrow. Reality television. Oh my God, yeah, no, you're right. It does.

So you want to... Oh, shoot. Do you know on that page who you get that puzzle to? I might have to message to Linda and get that Safari surprise back, actually. I'll get that back. The Queen unopened one. Yeah, yeah. I'd be a good idea of Francesco.

I told you you got time. I'm going to open up some time. You go get those back. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Intentions are very high in the studio at the moment after Harrison ruined their Love Island finale for Steph. I did not ruin the Love Island finale for Steph.

Chloe texted who won Love Island finale. Because you asked people to text in who won. That's why. I know. That's allowed. And then we turn off with the text machine so you guys can read it. And then Steph, you turn you on and read her. And then what did you do in the ad?

All I'll say, all I'll say is Yeah, I went on TikTok and I saw it because I really saw it may not have been them and then you double-checked on TikTok so that's bad on view. All I'll say is. Don't say anything. No, no, no, nothing does love on them. But I'm happy for them.

Revenge will feel so good when it comes. She was thinking of popping your volleyball, your emotional support Molly did. Yeah, she was having to be through the glass with a fork up against her. That's murder. Well, do you like that couple?

I'm sorry. Say anything. Don't worry. Guys, I won't say anything. I was so, in 2025, I think it's crazy to try and actually get to tomorrow night without ruining this for ourselves anyway. But if you two could please, this is a little bit of, I'm really looking forward to trying to ruin this.

I won't. I won't ruin it for you because I'm a good friend. But also I'd like to say, if you want to come to our viewing party, you can text Love 3343, Love Island UK. Me and Steph will be sitting at the back knowing exactly who's winning. And slightly Sean Pollywelly will by that time too. Yeah, there's no chance I may get there actually. Right now it is the Blind 5

A little bit of a blind ranking Today's theme Hold Songs I read an article the other day You know this song here? Hey, Bacaronga? Yeah apparently this song jumped into the charts Recently when they started counting

Hold songs as streams Oh, that is such a good way To earn some extra coin, isn't it? Yes Exactly. So jump back into the top 200. So I wanted to do a blind ranking. I've got a bunch of hold songs here. I'll throw them at you too.

You just have to rank them. Obviously, blind ranking, one to five of the best songs that when you're on hold with StudyLink, the IRD, WISPAC, you know, these are the hold songs they play down to you. All right, hold song, number one. Brooke Fraser? Oh, yeah. What's it cool? Gravity, is it? Gravity.

Yeah, annoying. I love Brooke Fraser and I love her voice But it's not going to be one of our top hold music No I can't chucking on five Steve Four? There might be some four you're talking four yeah four Yeah four okay we'll go four brook Fraser Blind ranking hold music in New Zealand number two Ankhomey

Oh Kind of my colleague but like I've listened to it and still enjoy it Ankamee Who sings Ankemey? I just know that this isn't like short and straight heaps I don't actually know the artist is Ankame Is it?

Finn or something. Oh, the muffin birds. The mutton birds. Sorry. Sorry, Zed. I put that as like two. It's a pretty classic New Zealand track there. Two, three.

Two, two. Two, okay. And commit two. All right, song number three. When I'm on hold to a business, first of all, I'm grumpy because I don't want to be on hold to a business. I want to get a call back. But if I am stuck on hold, I'm going to be singing along to Sway.

Really? I'm going to be singing top of my lungs to back from this way from 1997. Kevin, I'm going to be singing. It's got to be number one. Nah. Because I know you're waiting for loyal. No, no. Oh, no, no, no, I'm not.

You're not? Okay. This just triggers me. Because I'm waiting, you know, wins for so long or whatever. I know, it's quite triggering. It's like when you get sick of your alarm clock sound. It does scream, hold music. But it's a sing-along.

Can we do two? We've done two? We've done two. Do we move? Do we move? Can't move. Can't move. I think they'll do three.

And Camme is definitely. I'm so on. I just can't be number one. Sorry, but I can't. It's been in the middle. Fine, or whatever you want. We've got one in five left. Nice.

Worst and best. We're ranking New Zealand hold music. This is song number four. Dave Dobbin had to be in there. He's either going to be number one with Welcome Home or number five of Welcome Home. Don't mind it. It's not my favourite. It's a good Kiwi classic.

It is. But it's making me angrier when I hear that on hold. Anxious for me. Yeah. I'm just like, ooh. There's a lot of pauses in this song. I'm like, ooh, have they picked up? I'm like, out of it?

Yeah, it's just so right with that. I'm like, hello. It's always terrible quality. It actually does, like, cut out for a bit. It's always like that I say. Oh, hello? No. Literally, literally like that.

Okay, five. That's the worst. Actually, I've found this game to be quite triggering of being on hold. Okay, well, the song you put number one is the hold songs in New Zealand, unintentionally. Jamie McDell. Goravos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

What did you drop in the loo? Pardon? And we're going to guess if you fished it out or not. I'm talking objects, not bodily functions. Oh, okay. Oh, really? Yeah, it's okay, yeah. I'll start, can I start?

Yeah. Phone. Oh, okay, what is the situation? Home toilet, morning ablutions, phone through the legs. Oh, why are you doing the old doom scroll? Into the old sty. Yeah.

Okay, well, you definitely fished it out. Like, you're not leaving a phone in there. Like, this is pre-flush. It was pre-flush. Yeah, yeah. You're scooping it out, but you're washing your phone, like, with so much soap. Correct. Do you know what I've dropped in there?

What? This is after a night out, had a couple drinks. But had done, she's numbers here, done a two. Sure. Done a two. Needed to do a four. What? Four is like, comes out the other hole.

What? Like your mouth, like a spew. Oh. You can just say spew. Okay. I'm sitting in the toilet. Completed a two, one or four. Hold on, what are the numbers?

Just to clear my. We don't need to go up that. No, no. No one way, number two, poo. Yeah. I'm confused what number three is. We went straight to four. Yeah, you don't need to go number three.

Spitting? No, we don't need a, that, Jessica. Oh, dear Lord. That's not number three. That's way hot down the list. That's like number 11. Yeah, there's a hitcher. of other things before we get to that.

I did a number two, hop off the toilet because I didn't do it to do a number four. Okay. Lent into the toilet to do it on before, my poor Namu fell off. No. So that's your greenstone. Of course, special. Very sacred. Of course.

I was contended to flush it. My ancestors wouldn't be happy. Of course not all. I wanted to flush it. No, you screwed that out. I got it out, but a bit of boiling water. Yeah. Change shape a little bit, but man, still beautiful.

Do you wear out? Yeah, we've got on today. Beautiful. That is good. Of course you've got to save that. Lots of colognes. because it really stands in the rope that ties it together. Oh, I didn't think of the rope.

I didn't think of the rope. Okay, well, I bring this up and, okay, let's turn this into a game. Oh, 800 the edge you can call. What did you drop in the loo? And we'll guess whether you fished back out or just left it there. But literally, yesterday, I was in the office, well, the EJQ public bathroom here, a couple of cubicles,

and I was in one, and it was just your number one, your classic little number one little job, just a cute little number one. And the one is... Number one's just ways. Is it for you? Yeah, for sure. Is that for a woman?

Oh, yeah, true. Because maybe like dealing with that time of the month would be a different number. Yeah. But it wasn't that time of the month for me. So it's just a cute little number one. But I was... I'd finish and I always put my... I do, I do, I'm guilty of this.

I take my phone in with me and I place it on top of the big, bulky toilet paper holder. Yeah. And I bought... Sorry, it wasn't my phone. It was my swipe card. My swipe card. which you have to like use to get in and out of this place

and all those through the doors and everything so my swipe card goes everywhere with me and I'm pop it on top of the toilet roll holder and then I don't know what happened but like I'd flushed and then like I've I'm kind of turning my body and I'm how do you describe this move?

Just sweeped it into the toilet yeah I'm kind of flapping my arms kind of to turn around and like I don't know what I was doing but I flipped the swipe card into the bowl mid-flash so I'm watching my little face go round and round and round and round and run around inside the toilet bowl.

And I'm like, oh my God, this is how I'm going to clog the toilet. Like, it's not there any kind of number. It's through my swipe card. And they're going to know who's clog the toilet because it's my blue-blum and face on it, isn't it? Yes. So I watch it go round and around and then the flush ends and then it's still there. So I'm like, oh, feel, if I haven't caused a clog or anything. And then I'm like, far out.

There's no utensil to use to fish a swipe card out of a public toilet. So I just go just like, just in with my hand. Yuck. I know. And you've still got that swatelage? you and you, the ones I want to flush the swipe card. This one.

All right. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. You tell us what you dropped in a toilet and we guess whether you fished it out or not is the game. Yeah, because some things, I think you just leave there. Like, would you fish out like...

Like your swipe card that you dropped in there today? No. I don't, no, no, no. I would always fish that one out. And I think a phone, anything like of, like equipment or technology and stuff, you'd fish out. Nah, lunch, lunch, I think that's where I draw the line I'd leave it in there. Are you just kidding?

Well, you know, you're not a mate of money, so yeah, we can fish things out if you do. Like what? A sandwich is all right. Oh, anything wrapped, I think. Bada chippies, Sammy. Nah, anything wrapped, actually, I would still not fish out and eat. Okay, hear me out. Sammy, but it's glad wrapped?

Do you fish that out? No. But it's well glad wrapped. Yeah. I think you'd have to fish it out, but you wouldn't eat it. A bit of bread. Brownie and some tinfoil. I'd go for that.

I'll pick that out. No, not tin foil. It's not watertight enough. No, yes, not at all. What about your leftover spag bowl from the night before in a Tupperware container? Absolutely. What if it's in a tubble container? They've got a bit of leakage, though.

Can we test this? Spagball, and it's a stemmer, but it's got one of those little bits that you pop open when you might crave it, and that bit's been left over. Yes. Okay. Do you push it? Do you push it? Absolutely.

Text with what you think we should put in a toilet and we'll put it in a toilet, like food items, and we'll. what packaging it's in, and then we'll fish it out and give it to Harrison Day. This is quite low for our show. Nah, it's kind of on stand. It kind of is, isn't it? Okay, why did you fish out of the toilet? Kristen, it wasn't you, but you've called in to dobb someone in your life.

What happened? So it was my son who's only 15 months old. He's gotten into putting stuff in the toilet now, and he dropped my car keys in the toilet. Classic gag. I'm dreading this, because my son. He's 15 months as well. And when did that this phase start for you, Kristen? Basically as soon as he could climb up and stand on things.

Right. Okay. What'd you say to him, Kristen, when he did that? Yeah, he's actually a few days younger than Rocco, so you're lucky. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that's right around the corner for us, though, honestly. You definitely fished it out.

What do you drive? No, I actually got someone else too. Yeah. I'm not putting my hands in there. Yeah. That's a bit of a trick answer. Did you make your 15-month-old son go back in there? Did you?

Yeah. Jesus, he doesn't know what's going on. Was it with any kind of numbers going on inside of the bowl? I guess, no. If there was, then I wouldn't let him grab it. You'd go to the other thing. Yeah, nice. I love you, Kristen.

Thank you so much. Briley's here in 0800 the edge. What did you drop in the toilet? Hey. Sorry, can you turn your radio down in the background in there, Briley. Is that okay? What was that, sorry? Can you turn your radio down in the background?

Is that right? Yes. Thank you. I've dropped my phone in a Port-a-Loolew at a birthday party. You left that one in there, I reckon. What phone was it? Brand new. I got it that day for my birthday.

Like, had only used it for, like, not a good. even half an hour and dropped it in the Port-Auloo. And at the end of the night, it was full of vomit and everything else. Oh, full of vomit. Oh, right. I know it was a new phone, but was it a Samsung or an iPhone or like a Huawei? Okay. USBC or Lightning?

Nune, new, new. Yeah, no, you're calling in the Port-a-Loo company and you're getting them to get it out for sure. You get the company, no, you get it out yourself. No, no. It was dark. I had the light on and I went straight in and got it. Oh, Riley! Amazing work, Briley.

Love that for you. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. We are actually genuinely finding a mascot. We're taking this very seriously. Very seriously. And it's the people's mascot. So people have been texting and calling in. And we got down to a final three of the choices of what mascot we're going to have for the show.

So we're all representing different ones. Mine is the edge hedge. I think that our mascot should be a hedge. I think it's subtle. I like it. Mine's the edge wedge. It's potato wedge. It's pretty bloody cool.

And my mascot idea, which is currently winning on Instagram on the grid, thank you for all the votes, is the adorable edge hedge hog. So today we are giving them an extra push. You have been voting. Edge avos on Instagram once again, which everyone gets the most votes,

will be our official mascot and we'll spend our entire show budget it on a mascot costume and tour the country with it. So this can not be understated how important this is. Now, we've all done a bit of prep today. We've reached out to celebrities. We've dug deep into our own pockets to pitch our own mascot ideas. Harrison and I are going to do ours next.

But Steph, you'd like to pitch the hedgehog to us. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, it doesn't really need much persuasion from me, really, because it's the most adorable mascot option. A cute little hedgehog with, I'm picturing sky blue with little spikes on his back, big googly eyes, big gloves, just the kids will love it, the adults will love it. It's just screams mascot to me and it's a play on word, edgehog, hedgehog. Harrison, you're a bit, I mean, not quite up to know the speed of my brain, so like just explaining that to you.

So edgehog sounds like hedgehog. Do you understand it now? No, not really. Okay, I'll explain to you another time. But anyway, so yeah, we would take this part of the show now to show you some celebrities backing all of our ideas and who do we love more than anybody else here at the edge. and that is the wonderful, the superwoman. She's on maternity leave at the moment after welcoming her little baby girl

a couple of weeks ago. Meg Mansell from this very radio station's breakfast show with Clint Meg and Dan. Meg's a big hedgehog fan. Back in the day, she adopted a little sick little hedgehog and healed it and really brought it back to life. It's saying was jelly. RAP jelly is now passed away.

But Meg is back in the hedgehog. Hi, everyone. It's Meg from the edgebreadbreadth here. I am here to very obviously and clearly support what should be the winning mascot, the hedgehog. I don't know why it's even a competition between a potato

and Sean is a bush. Very confused about that. Should be the hedgehog. Hedgehogs have been for many, many years now icons. Mrs. Tiggie Winkle showing my age a little bit there, but millennials you'll know, and boomers, I think. And also Sonic. Sonic,

the Hedgehog. I mean, hedgehogs are by far superior and cute, adorable little animals. They have a bit of a badass side. So backing the hedgehog all the way, Steph, cannot wait to see what the basket looks like in the end. Weak, that's so weak. Love you, Meg.

That's so weak. That's so weak. She is busy, and she is the best, and she votes for the hedgehog. And if you want to back the hedgehog as well, then jump on Instagram, edge avos, vote on the grid, or another way to vote is by texting 3343.

And we can't even emphasize enough that if you vote on the grid, it's one point. If one vote, if you text in 334, 3 is three votes. If you call it, oh 100 of the edge, it's five votes. Yeah. So one is to 3334, 3, 5 phone, oh 100 the edge. That's just, could it be clearer. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. The votes are important because the votes will determine on Friday what the mascot of the show will be. There's a top three mascots to choose from. Mine is the cute little edgehog, which people are loving on our text and our Instagram, Edge Arbos. Sean, you're campaigning pretty hard for the Edge Hedge.

Oh, yeah, it's a easy hedge. What's not to love? Anne Harrison, your pick is an Edge Wedge mascot. Yes, that kind of started. Everything I feel is quite an original, funny idea. Potato Wedge. Very funny. Not lemon wedge.

No, boring. No, potato wedge. Okay, just checking. All right, so you guys have just heard my celebrity endorsement. What have you guys got? Well, I've obviously got a celebrity endorsement as well. I thought, what, the hedge, right? Who could be the perfect endorsement for it?

New Zealand's top adult content creator. Huh? Laila Kelly. Why? Oh, I get it. She's New Zealand's biggest adult content creator. How would you know that? Great question.

She's New Zealand's biggest adult content creator. Sean, this is insane that you know how this is. And she is giving me the endorsement for the Edge Hedge. Is it because she's an ambassador for, um, or yeah, an empowerment representative for the Bush? Look, she has a subscription to it. She explains it very well here. Hey, I'm Leila Kelly,

New Zealand's top spicy content creator, and I'm backing the Edge Hedge as the official mascot of the Edge Arvos. As an adult female content creator, I'm all about empowerment. And let's be honest, nothing says empowered like a big, thick bush. So, if you've got good taste, then join me in voting for the most obvious and feminine choice. The Edge Hedge as mascot for the Edge Arvos. And don't forget, follow me on Instagram at Layla Kelly Official,

where you'll find a link to my only fans and a different kind of bush. Oh! Oh, well played Sean Hill. Thank you. I'd like to thank Layla Kelly as well for, I think of sending me that message. Two things, Sean. We just happened to be chatting.

Two things very recently engaged. Secondly, please cross your legs. That voice. Do you guys sing I because you're not only fans too? She does sleep with random people as well. There's more than just the voice. I am in a lot of debt, Sean, and I'm desperate. Okay.

Harrison? This is crazy. What's your best one? How do I get BS? I can play. What's your mascot once again? And who is your celebrity endorsement? Mine, guys, is the edge wedge.

Okay, so it's a potato wedge, big googly eyes, sour cream all over the face, especially around the mouth area. It's actually as a wedge. Oh, you should have got Laila Kelly. Hmm. Okay, anyway, what is your celebrity endorsement? And my celebrity endorsement

comes from a very big salesperson I don't know if you guys are familiar with McCain's. Ah, McCain's, you've done it again. Yes. Potato Company. Founded by brothers, Wallace, and Harrison McCain. Oh.

This is true. Is this story going to be interesting at some point? It is. Harrison McCain from Canada. Yeah. I've given him a call. Okay. He died in 2004.

Okay. So I haven't got Harrison McCain. Sure. But if we're talking with celebrities, if we're talking even bigger than Harrison McCain, head of making wedges in New Zealand, this person has 10 years experience. They're amazing.

Whatever they say, they have to say the most positive thing about the edge wedge, which they will. 10 years of experience in radio, Stephanie Marks is the biggest celebrity I know. I would love Stephanie. Stephanie, okay. If you could just quickly run us through

why the edge wedge should win. Um, it shouldn't. No, no. No, no. As Stephanie Mugs, the most famous person, Harrison knows. How much I'm paying you?

You do have to say positive things. So what would you have to say? How much? I don't know. This is so crazy. I actually got a celebrity. Sean actually got a celebrity. What have you been doing?

To be here, Steph, You got Meg from The Edge Breakfast. What Harrison's done isn't actually too far from what you've done. Your celebrity daughter died in 2004 and you panicked. I don't know. She just got a porn star like that. It's a waste of time. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. In the weekend, guys, I went to a rap party for the TV show that I filmed, Ahikarroa. It was a rat party there. And there was a friend there that I didn't see in a while. And she looked beautiful. Oh. His hair looked lovely. and we're chatting for a bit

and her hair looked gorgeous like it was a different colour I looked quite a lot longer since I last saw her and so I say to her we're chatting and go oh my gosh have you extensions your hair is so beautiful

how would you take Steph how would you take that as a woman oh okay I feel like you probably shouldn't point out the extensions I feel like you should be like oh my god your hair look so great I love your hair full stop well I kind of did say that though

no no no but pointing out extensions it's probably you didn't need to do that bit because also maybe there's a little bit of a subtle implication like, oh your hair looks like not that great normally is how I'd take it. Yeah. But I overthink things. Interesting.

Because we were quite good friends. She left the show and so we were quite good friends though. And she was horrifically offended. Really? She was just like, why would you tell me that? I was like, oh no, it's because your hair looks beautiful. She goes, a little word of advice, mate. Do not go around to any other woman's hide and tell them that.

About the extensions bit? Yes. Is that a bad thing though? It's not bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, but I would say it's unnecessary. It's like, was that the equivalent to me saying, oh my gosh, do you get your hair done? That's the same thing. No, no, not the same thing, though. It would be like, oh, Harrison, I love your glasses.

Does your eyesight suck normally? Like, is it all blurry normally? Yeah, see, that's, but I'm not saying that. That's like what it is kind of like. No, because his don't even have lenses. Yeah, sure. It would be like if I said that to you. Yeah.

But I'm not saying she's got bad hair. Yeah. I know you're not. So she was horrifically offended. But I was digging myself out of this hole for like 20 minutes. Like she wouldn't get over it. She was so upset with me in the vegetar. I was like, oh my God, I'm just saying your hair's beautiful.

It's kind of like saying, oh, have you got inveterline? Oh, yeah, I thought you should have. Yeah. It's kind of like that. It's like a backhanded compliment. These are other things that I've stepped a woman and now I'm regretting maybe saying it. Another one that I say, did you get a tan? Is that bad?

Like spray tan? Spray tan. Sean said that to me back in January when we started the show. You clearly had a spray tan. And he was like, oh, Bondi Sands. And I was like, oh, yep. I was so shamed out. I was like, nah, I just had a really relaxing summer at the beach.

Yeah. Can you say that to someone? Nah, just say, hey, you look great. What a glow. You look glowing. Say that. Then I go, you look glowing. Did you get a tan?

No, don't point out the beauty step. Just like give her the result. Like, wow, you look good. Okay. And this was another one I said It was a different night Very recently though And this person

I wasn't as offended But my girlfriend said You probably should have told her I just said to her Would you get some work done? Would you? Yeah but no but like You're talking about actors and stuff

It was like God would you get some work done? No Because you know no one's a little pinch and tuck And no one was like oh Would you get some work done? There's a conversation that I have with my gal pals But I'd say Yeah maybe a guy saying it

Like a colleague as well Like someone you just work with them I feel like one of the girls sometimes You know that's what I was doing You're not close enough. I don't think you're close enough. Can I jump on this? Because I don't know what to ask women either.

Can I say, you look great. Have you been on a Zen pick? No. See, what's no about next step? What's wrong with that though? Because I'm unsure as well. What's wrong with that? Okay, so I don't think it's appropriate really ever to point out any, if it's gone up or down.

Because going down, they might be going through a really stressful time in their life that the appetite goes. So it's like a bad thing. You know, so it's like, just don't point it out. What if I said, did your dad also have big feet? To a woman? Yeah. No. Can I say your breasts look fantastic?

To me? Yes. What about my friend? What do you mean? Like the friend I see the extension of what have I told her? She's got nice breasts. I don't know how your friend would take that personally. You can compliment my boobage any time of the week.

But it disappears. I feel in the great area. Government area of puzzle. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. got a new album out. Swag. It's the other album.

Isn't that an awful name for an album? I love it. Why? Well, I thought it would kind of catch. I think the word's going to come back. No, he's trying to do brat. That's exactly what the strategy is. It's like, let's come up with like a slang kind of short little word

and be like Swag Summer, like Brat Summer. But it's not working. It's dumb. It's not working. But I like that idea for it. Dumb. It hasn't really worked. No.

We should come up with a buzzword. Gout. Gout. Gout winter. Gaut summer is very common. Gautama. It's relatable. It's inclusive.

Very. I'd say so. So yesterday you guys wrote me a song because I was off sick. I was really sick. When? On Thursday and Friday? Yeah, I was off really set. Oh, the four-day bender.

You had a four-day weekend, mate. You were lying in the sun drinking coffee. It was hardly sick. I saw an Instagram photo of you. Yeah, lying in the sun. Sick. Oh, that's great. That's great. So a photo of me lying in the sun.

Sick. Well, he's still lying in the sun. Lying in the sun doesn't feel like an overly healthy activity. Sick people have bedridden. Literally, they can't see any light. That photo. You're lying right now, actually. That photo was on Sunday afternoon.

Anyway. Do you feel sick on Sunday? Not really. Oh, of course you don't. Interesting, interesting. Okay. So I thought we'd return the favour and do it for Steph today. So I just going off this.

You've written me a song. Yeah. That's my baby It's about His wife, Haley Bieber iPhone keys They've got song So Harrison and I

Thought we just go one for one And sing little songs about Steph Yeah, you love this Steph I'm excited From our heart again Right from the heart Okay I've called you Steffie

Love that, it's my nickname Okay Alright Harrison Would you like to go first mate? Can you go first? Can you go first? Because I can't always get the beat of the song That's okay

Yeah That's my Steffy Taste Bud's mild Stains on clothing blames that on her child You do always You've got stains away And you go

It's Rocco And then you go Actually it's not Rocco It's me Yeah but my mum's visiting at the moment And she's got all my stains out God she's a miracle worker I do like a mild butter chuk

No you're not wrong there Sean Bang on Myrubbottach Okay You'll love this one One more time I can't really know what to start Okay

Now I know you're going to point at me Okay One more time That's how Steffy She loves freebies If every meal is a peanut slab With cottage cheesy You're really hung up on my cottage cheese

Because you have got a cheese Every day It's a lot of cottage You're getting out of the carrot And you suck it off the carrot Every day I see you do that Yeah That's my stephy

She's not tricky Love Island spoilers Smash a pack of bickies Wow That's good That is so nice You're at the staff. Pack of a bit of hairs on Love Islands.

Don't get me started on it scorched fingers, truly. Oh my gosh. You mean scotch fingers? Yeah. Jesus. Sorry. Too busy stuffing my face to read it. She's got a baby.

His nats Rocco. When she's sleeping, she smokes tobacco. Wait, when he's sleeping, sorry. When he's sleeping, you smoke tobacco. She does. She does. You put the kids in a bed and you go have a cigar out. Oh.

Classic Steph. You guys almost had me. Almost head me. I think of you pretty accurate. No for that. Harrison's turned tomorrow. A song about you. Oh, I can't wait.

Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Something very embarrassing happened to me recently, guys. This morning, actually, I went to, I don't know if you, no, I'm on a scent journey. I'm on a new scent journey. Oh, I didn't know that. No, we don't know that. Yeah, I'm on a journey to find a new scent.

Why? You've been on a scent journey before and you found one. Yeah, I used that bottle. But you just keep getting the same scent. Yeah, but that's nowhere to live in my opinion. What standard did you use? Oh, I still can't pronounce it. Comedica cones.

I did no idea what you're doing. Comedicaons. A brand that put the love hearts on Chuck Taylor's. Comedigason. Thank you. And what notes did Comedgaston? Bless you. What notes did Comedgaston have?

Woody. Oki. Oh. Interesting. It was a bit Oaky. Okay. So you're on the scent journey. So you actually know nothing about scents.

No, that's why I'm on a journey. I can smell it. I can say whether it's good or not by smelling it. I don't know the names. Okay. So I went to everyone's favorite place to discover their scent. Farmers. Oh, yes.

Nice. And the people are really nice there. And you can actually test them because at like Chemist Warehouse, it's all in a glass cage. You can't get it out. So yeah, I'm with you. Yeah, exactly. So you go to farmers, especially if you go in the middle of the day,

like there are people who just like paid to stand around and help you out and you know how the people in the farmer's beauty health and beauty section they don't wear farmers uniforms they're always in like quite ambiguous like pantsuits oh I'd say there's a farmer's uniform there is a farmer's uniform

no there's a farmer's uniform but then the people in the health and beauty thing they don't there's wear blazers and like dress they're little farmer's logo on them yeah a little name tag purple name tag and normally black clothing

yeah it's pretty you can definitely notice that the women in pantsuits are probably the workers there. No, exactly. Staring at you and trying to sell you things. Yeah, so I was in there

and I asked someone I was like, hey, I asked him a question about the clone. I can't remember. I was like, do you have this and a double size or something? And this lady goes,

I don't work here. But she was wearing like a pants suit, but she must have just been on office break and come there for lunch and bought them to farmers. Did you die on the spot?

Yeah, I was really about but I was like, why are you wearing the uniform in my head? And then I realized like you said Harrison, she was just wearing a black pants suit. Yeah. But also everyone in the health

and beauty section at farmers wears a black pants. No, but this is where you went wrong. Because I have done this once before years ago, and it killed me. It's so embarrassing. You're just left just wanting to just evaporate. What you need to do, and this is my lesson, is you have to ask someone who, you presume, works there, once you've seen the name badge.

You can't talk to someone without a name badge. Or if you're at, like, a clothing store at Lanyard. Landyard with a swipe. Well, the mistake I made was A being at farmers where they don't have a land. And you'd be being there in the middle of the way where there was no one there. And I saw someone with a pants that lingering around.

I assumed they worked for it. What's the protocol of you? They'd say Bunnings and they didn't have a name tag. I want to do in that situation. No, but Bunnings, you've got a uniform. It's very clear who works for the bunnies. It's very clear. You can't have a good polo on a green apron.

They could be anybody. Absolutely can tell who works for the bunnings. If you're walking around in a red polo in a green apron. So if they come out to me, how can I have you? I'd go, sorry, man. We're taught to you, but I don't see a name. So I'm going to keep looking. It's uniform is number one that you look out for.

If there's no uniform, name badge or land yard. I'm talking about the clothing stores that it's quite ambiguous. You know, your doties or your glasses and that kind of thing. You've got to look for the land yard. It's very important. Must be nice. Don't really get to see those stores. So shop at dotty and glasses.

Pretty flash, aren't they? Yeah, glasses and super flash. I just do save them out. Wait, how much was, don't give me that, young Harrison Keith. How much was that, Eddie, there's tracks that you wearing? I was on sale for 50 bucks We're stealing sports actually Okay

How much was that Cotto coach That you keep wearing to work? Free? Free, how much is it worth? Free 99. How many zeros on the end of that five? So much stupid, don't even. Your Arvose Head Harder

With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge Hey, hope you enjoyed the podcast. That was the podcast. Hey, everybody. What fun, what fun. Hey, you know how I'm a reader now? Can I also just quickly say really quickly.

I'm sorry. Do you guys, we need to be a team here. I think Sean, I want to blame you this, could be your fault. Yeah. We've had to upload Celebrity Treasure Island's videos to our stories. Steph went first, you went second. You've chosen a different font. Oh, is that a wrong font?

Yeah. I thought that was our font. No, it's okay. Does he tag the wrong thing? You haven't tagged TVNZ either. I don't think we were going on. to I thought we were just through our island

No God no Come on, come on Sean I just think we'll be in a team here I don't know I'm gonna see what you guys do Fuck I've fucked it up Before I know you just fucked up a little bit No no you know what I'm backing at

I wouldn't overthink it I think it's like My individuality is like top left corner Neat and Tidy So I'll go a different font And then I think just you just feel what's right for you Okay sorry I just wanted to get that out there

Before we got into EM Adam in chat reading What are you reading? I agree we should have a brand Yeah I think it's good to have To be honest So you guys know how I'm a read an hour No

How long have you been reading for Two nights. Okay. Couldn't last night, but Monday night. No, wait, Sunday night. No, wait, Saturday night. What book you're reading? Oh, okay, so it's the same book.

I don't know if your girlfriend, Sarah, still reading it, but it's the same book that she either just finished reading or is still reading. Hammaid. Oh, the book that I'm 90 pages in, too. Are you reading it too? Read last night. Fuck!

I'm reading it like every day. It's really good. I read it. The housemate. I just finished it. Sure, let me tell you about it. You're going to love it. So basically.

Wait, sorry. No, no, no, no. Telling you about this. Let me talk, let me talk. Let me speak. And you're saying Harrison's girlfriend. So, oh my God. So, Sean, you've got to read this.

So basically, what I love about the book is it's easy for people that aren't confident readers like me. Like, it's not too, too hard. And what I love about it is, obviously, the story. It's like really captivating. And I'm like, oh, my God, who's the Italian gardener? And like, oh, my God. Enzo. Yeah, yeah.

And short chapters. Very short chapters. Do you do this thing? Sean, next time you read a book, you should read this one. I just first. I just first the second one in the series. I've read the third one. Next time you read a book, do you like look at how long the chapter's going to be?

So you're like get up to chapter four and you're like, oh, and you look at chapter. Well, if I'm in bed, I'm about a dose off, I go, oh yeah, I can pump out three more pages. Yeah. You know, I can do that. I'll always check how long a chapter is. But very short chapters in this book. You're going to love it, Sean. Very short. Be big fan show.

Where are you up to? We're up doing it. I'm so tempted to just ruin it. I'm so tempted to just ruin the book for you. She just like, oh, I don't know. No, no, don't give me any plot points, but just like. How far? How many pages are you in?

I don't know, like I'm up to chapter five or something. Like she's just arrived. She's just moved in and she thought when she was at night time, she thought the door was locked and then she like rechecked it and it was open. That's where I'm up to her. Cool. Quite a lot further than you. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, Sarah read it in a few days. Yeah, she liked it. Handed it to me. Yeah. She loved it. And I've been reading it. And it's good. Well, maybe when Harrison's finished, whoever finishes first,

Sean, you can borrow it. You can borrow it if you want, man. I just hate that I've suggested this book to you. You have a lot. And you kept saying, Harrison, your girlfriend read it right? I'm right here. I'm on book number three. You've literally never said that.

We were talking books the other day I pitched it to you. Can I be honest? We had this very good bonding and we had this great conversation when you're on your four-day holiday. It was before the day before that. I was sick. It was in your holiday. We talked about it because I said I've been reading the handma. I've gone from the handmaid.

And she goes, oh my God, my mum's bringing that book down for me. And so we kind of, if you were here, you could have popped up and so do I've read it before. I was there for that, yeah. No, you were on your full day holiday. You were sitting out in the sun on your veranda by, by my memory. You would have been on that, man. I was so. You were drinking coffee in the sun on your day holiday.

Watching your wiggles, doc, watching your movies. Yeah, watching your movies. I was watching a movie because I was very sick. But meanwhile, we were doing actual radio content talking books. Okay. Yeah. Well, I've read it. It's like not as a tsunami, actually, warning.

Do you remember that? Were you up for that? I was definitely here that day For the tsunami warning Yeah I was here that day I was here I'm pretty sure you were here Just because I've got the computers in front of me

You sometimes forget that I'm also No no no no I just think you were here Next time you have a four day holiday though I've got the book for you And I'll let you borrow it Up north was going to be this massive tsunami That came from Russia

Yeah yeah yeah Was it? Yeah I should have sent a notification to let us know You probably would have been sleeping through it Maybe I was quite sick Yeah Bender hungover

Yeah, yeah, probably. Anyway, guys, I'm a big reader now, so go Steph. Go, Steph. Go Harrison. Sean, you should up your reading game, mate. Yeah, I really should. Try it, man. It's really good for you.

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