The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #128: The BEST 5 Star Fact YET!! + a rough 'Hit The Pot' for Harrison... 😂

Episode Date: August 19, 2025

Cheers to Tuesday! EZ Money  Reg or Green Flags? Wearing make-up gets women paid more?! Sharyn Casey in studio launching her new podcast! 5 Star Fact Bad news about The Edge Hedge’s travel plans… 😂  Harrison got told off Getting told off as an adult is embarrassing! Fact tour prep for our first stop - Dunedin! Hit the Pot What did you mess up at work? Harrison’s back off the cigs, again.. 🙄 Netsky Black Box giveaway! (What’s in Steph’s black box?) Top 3 Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, hey! I don't like that. Oh, Jesus. We're keeping it. Hi, everybody. I try to do a new, I always say, hey, welcome to the podcast.

I thought I do two haze. Instantly didn't like it. What if I do three? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Like that better. Me too. It's the two's an ogo from me. Welcome everybody to the podcast.

Thank you so much for listening. Hey, it's going to be a big potty today. A few highlights from us. Harrison got told off by an adult. Yeah, that was shit. Yeah. It was very nice. What else was there?

Oh, I hit the pot was shit. Oh, don't give it away. No, who knows how it's going to go? It could have been amazing. Yeah, it could work out. You're going to hear about people's F-ups at their workplace after a judge really butchered the reading of a verdict over in America. And Harrison's back on the siggies.

Yeah. It's all coming up. Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. the edge. Hey, welcome to the show. Hey! And it's one minute past three. Sean, Stefan Harrison,

massive show today. We're trying to save the five-star fact segment and get you $1,000. So I get your facts through 3343. Also a judge in the US, Steve Harvey, a verdict. Yeah, said someone was guilty. He was actually not guilty. The whole courtroom were like,

one of those moments, I'm sure, at your job where you're just like, oh my God, worst day at work ever. So we'll get to. into that. Plus, on the show today, we finally, Sean, I know Harrison's been saying that he didn't bring in any of his Rocky Road that he baked, but I reckon that's a ploy. I reckon he's like, nah, I didn't bring it in, but 3pm will do the big reveal. Should I close my eyes and put my head to?

I didn't bring you Rocky Road. I offered you yesterday and he yelled at me and said we'd never bring that into the studio again. I don't yell at you. Yes, she did. Yes, you did. You never bring that to the studio again. And so I didn't bring that in today. Now you're saying on here that I should bring some out. I'm very confused. No, you have it. I haven't got any. Does flip-flop between Stop Trying to ruin my diet and Where's the Free Food?

Yeah, I didn't know. I'm so confused. Don't bring any in with you today. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge. EZ money.

Easy money is the game. Well, that works. We'll give you a letter between E and Z. You've got 30 seconds. 10 questions. Answer each one with a word of that letter. Win $10,000. Good luck.

All right. Let's go to Auckland. And to you, Briar on 0,800 the edge. Hey, Briar. Hey, Briar, where are you going to go on holiday if you win the $10,000? Maybe Australia and see some family. Australia. Lovely.

Hey, Briar, before we start playing, it'll be very distracting for you. Just turn your radio off in the background, if that's okay, or write down. Yep. Perfect. Okay, so here are the rules, Briar. So have you done that? Yes. 30 seconds on the clock.

Wait, have you done that? No. I can still get myself on the radio. Bri, can just chuck it off? No, it's off. Oh, maybe it's a speakerfire. It's a Bluetooth situation. Could you take us?

No. No? Are you got air pods in? No, no. Are you in the hard feedback? What? Why can I hear my voice? My voice?

I don't know. That's weird. Okay, well, we'll play it and we'll see what happens. But 30 seconds, Briar, your letter will be N. And I'm going to ask you to name 10 things, starting with a letter N. You can't repeat any answers. You can pass on something that you're stuck on, and hopefully we'll have time to get back to the one you've skipped.

And your time will begin when I finish saying the first one. Are you ready, Briar? Did you say N for N for N? N for Nellie or M for, like, McKinnell. N for NICE. N for NACA, it's a Langematch. He just copied my one. No, I did it way better, though.

N for nice shoes. Wait, that's what you said. Sorry. Roll, Sean. That is inappropriate, man. And... All right. N is the letter, 30 seconds.

10 grand. Here we go, here we go. You got this. With the letter N for 10,000 dollars, Brigh from Auckland, please name for us a meal that makes leftovers. Natchez. A girl's name. Nora.

A boy's name. Noah. A streaming platform. Uh, Netflix. A movie. A new moon. A sports brand. Nike.

Something you'd find. hospital. A nurse. A song title. Never going to give you up. Something you can break. Time. Shamlamma ding-don, bro.

You got eight, mate. Oh, I so thought she was going to get that. That was close. You had one more to go after this one. Something you can break. Yeah, I've run out of time. Briar, that's heartbreaking. Something you can break.

Hearts. Yeah, I'll start with an end. That was... Yeah, no, two. easy last two ones. What's something you can break? Nose. News, New Year's resolution.

Oh, yeah. And what was the last one going to be? A food brand. What would you have said, Briar? Nestle. So you got it! So sorry. Oh, Brian, hard luck. You have one, $100, all thanks to BNZ.

So don't worry about that. BNZ believes there's an art starting something new and like any art form you need the right tools to make it work. So enjoy that, Briar, and your next chance to play 7 and 8 a.m. tomorrow morning with Clint. Megan Dan with Ash London. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Someone who didn't come to New Zealand, unfortunately, Taylor Swift. On an Erez tour. Not into her reputation tour, that one. Although she is in the podcast that she did last week, New Heights, with her boyfriend Travis's partner. I keep saying his partner, his brother. Hotthruple though, though.

His brother, Jason Giles. She's coming next year, though, to New Zealand. No, don't know so. We're not allowed to say that yet. No, don't do that. Don't go doing that. Swifties will believe you and be like, oh my God, the edge let slip. Like, we actually don't know.

Harrison's messing with you guys. I'm not. You don't want to mess with him Harrison. She doesn't come to New Zealand anymore. She was a little swir. Yeah, but that's what have, well, come on, we know that's what I've opened up Mount Eden to support more shows because she's coming. It better not be a lemon cold play show again. I'll tell you that much for free.

What do they open it up for? Pink. Far out. I don't swear. I'll control myself. God you guys need to love our country and entertainment that we get. Pink and gold play. Just stand of the ink two things to go.

You went to pink and goldplay, Sean. No, I didn't. Steve, you listen to Pink every day. So, guys, I think you should back it. I'm naturally all you've done on the show, but for the last 20 minutes is lie. I'm not lying. Okay, so in this podcast, Taylor Swift talks about Travis Kelsey a lot. She talks about a time in Australia.

She talks about the things that she keeps using this word green flags. Which, if you don't know the opposite of a red flag, they're things that make someone way more attractive to you. So this is one of the things she mentions about Travis. Like a huge green flag is that Travis has had the same friends. since he's probably four years old. Yes, literally. And he's incredibly good at maintaining friendships

and he's so loyal. It sounds like, why does she always talk about Travis like she's talking in a parent teacher conference by the son? He's so good at making friends. He's so loyal. Yeah. But that's a green flag. She says she also mentions this.

Do you have a lot of other just like big bulky dudes that you're friends with? Green flag, not threatened by other guys. I wonder where she was going with that. But okay, non-threatening, doesn't get jealous. I'd say red flag, though, that he's had the same man since he was a kid. You should grow in a vault.

So thank you, Harrison. No. Yeah, definitely. There are a few things that I think sit on the line between green and red flags, and they could go either way depending on your personality. So what I'd love is to throw some out to you guys. Steph, Harrison, you listening, 3343, nurse Sam, I'll throw you a personality trait from a partner.

And you guys kind of decide whether you think red flag, green flag. Okay. Okay. Can I just say on the friends thing? I think it's totally cool to have friends from when you're, a kid though. Oh, it is. I think it's a green and red flag because I think it's also good to grow and evolve and have new friends. Sure, okay.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I thought you're implying that someone who has the same friends is like weird, but it's not. Oh, not at all. Oh, okay, that's what you were saying. Okay. Seem hurt by that. Well, because I've got the same friends from when I was a kid. I'm like, it's not that weird.

Okay. So do I, but they all moved overseas and I'm on. So if you want to be my friend, also texting. 3, 3, 4.3. Okay, first thing, red or green flag from a partner. He calls his mum every day. I think that's fine. Every day. Is it a quick phone call?

Or is it ours? 20 minutes. Red flag. Yeah, red flag. Too off him. That's too long. What about this? A quick little text message?

Totally fine. He texts back instantly. You text him anything? You're getting a message within 10 seconds. Oh. What's brighter than green? That's fantastic. Okay.

Yeah. Not too much? Why wouldn't that way? I say red. little too much. It's pretty quick. 10 seconds. Instantly's there. It's reliable. No games. No games. He's super into fitness. Like super

into fitness. Jim every day, no carbs. Yeah, to me I couldn't. I couldn't be with someone like that because I need my sweet treats. Depends out because it could also be his hobby and his work and his job. It's healthy. There are worse things to be obsessive. But if you're obsessed with it, it's all consuming. It's actually kind of an illness really, isn't it?

So it would be a bit, a bit much. Okay. He's very protective of you, checking in on you all the time. Where are you? What are you doing? Oh, no. Red. Red. Are you okay? Are you okay?

Just look it looking out for you. Yeah, red. Red, red, red, red, red. Controlling. All right. Very friendly and funny. Good at meeting people and making random people laugh. Making random girls laugh. Oh, amazing. Oh, girls.

Oh, hold on. Green. Making people laugh. Okay. That's fantastic. Making people laugh is great. But I think there's a little, a little, there's too much attention given to

trying to make other girls laugh, I would be like, what are you doing? Okay. Yeah. When the humour and big personality borderlines on flirty. Exactly, exactly. All right, and finally, it has a good relationship with your friends or hang out with your best thing even when you can't make it. Oh, love.

Was it again? Your partner has such a great relationship with your friends that they'll end up hanging out with your friends even when you're not around. For example, Steph can't make it, her best friend George is there. You can't make it so your partner goes to the movies and dinner with her? I've been to a friend's dinner where. my partner Jake can't come and it's all his mates and I just turn up. And they're like, where's Jake?

I'm like, where's Jake? He's sick. But I'm here. Or so my girlfriend, Sarah will be out and her friend will arrive early and we'll just hang out until... Yeah. Sierra comes home and work. Exactly. Yeah. That's fine.

Yeah, green. Well, I guess it's good to know. That's what I'm saying. These are kind of orange flags. I think so. Yeah. I love that. Up next on the edge are those.

According to science, how could you be making between 20 and 40% more money in your current job? And it's nothing to do with being smart. It's nothing to do with it's actually shocking how easy it is to make more money. Oh, we'll find out. Next. This is Olivia Dean. Nice to each other on the edge. Sean, Stefan Harrison.

Here we are. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. So I was doing the old doomsgirl and I came across this little podcast episode of them talking about how women can be doing something in the workplace that could mean that they earn. more money between 20 and 40% more money than if they weren't doing this particular thing. And it's nothing to do with the job. It's nothing to do with being good or capable or smart or whatever.

It's actually to do with what, unfortunately, we look like. So here, ladies, specifically, I'll get to them in a minute, but what we could be doing to be doing the exact same job that we were doing yesterday but getting paid more for it tomorrow. There are actual studies now that show for women in particular that you make more money if you do one thing, which is you wear makeup. The studies showed that women who there was no attractiveness differential between them, but one wore makeup consistently at work and one didn't. They made anywhere from 20 to 40% more money. Isn't that so stupid and so I literally makes my blood boil hearing that?

No, I don't think so. What? And the reason is because it's the same. It's just about putting an effort, isn't it? What? How much makeup have you worn today? But not makeup necessarily. How much makeup have you won today?

But I guess those are social standards. How much makeup of you want today? No, but woman wear makeup. Sean, she's asking how much makeup you wore today. No, no makeup. None. And do you feel any social pressure to put makeup on your face, Sean? No.

No. But I do feel social pressure to dress nicely when I go to work. And I would say that's the male equivalent of it. It's just about wanting to present yourself in a nice way. So it doesn't make sense. When you say people who put makeup on and get paid more money, it makes sense because those are the people who are putting an effort to come to work. Well, that is the science behind it, but I'm saying, isn't it, that's sick.

That's so awful that someone can get paid 20% more just for putting foundation on and mascara and having a certain look, having a certain, I don't know, like conforming to the beauty centres. But don't you think those things are a byproduct of other things? Like if someone doesn't do that, they're less likely to also show up on time. They're less likely to put in hard work. They're less likely to try and be pushed for the promotion. I'm not saying everyone, but I'm saying if you don't present yourself well, then it's probably

pops up in other areas. What if you wore makeup but didn't wear a great outfit and then there was someone who wore no makeup but had a great outfit on? Who gets to 20% to 40% more? She does talk about the fashion part of it and that's where the men come in

where if men are well-dressed going to the workplace then they are also more inclined to get paid more but not as much as if women are well-dressed they'll get paid more like the increase will be a larger increase compared to men.

It's a bit rank, hey. It's so crazy. And Sean, your take is below my mind. My take is put an effort when you go to work and you'll probably get more money. Look lovely for me, love. Come on, sweetheart. Slap on some makeup and I'll pay you more. It's a little bit sexist, man.

What I'm saying is, it's... Put in effort. Usually the people aren't putting effort, probably aren't putting effort in other areas as well. That's all I'm saying. There must be some people. What have the got, like, sensitive skin on the camera makeup? That's okay. And what if, hold on.

And what if I just don't have the time in the morning because I've got 400 children and I'm getting them all sorted for school. And what if I can't afford to wear makeup? Because makeup, I don't know if you've looked lately, but foundation, a nice bottle, was like $90, and that's one makeup item. How many makeup items are we expected to have in our makeup draw? I don't know, producer nurse Sam.

How much are you rocking in your makeup bag? How many items? I don't have much, but I do wear it every day. Yeah? Yeah. Do you feel pressured to wear it every day? Yeah, absolutely, because if I don't... Can you imagine, can women out there,

listen to this, imagine how freeing it would be to not have that pressure that you don't have to look as soon and away every single day of your life. Completely. Men, you don't understand. It's so, like, time-consuming

and there's so much yucks, like self-pressure, societal pressure. It's crazy to me that someone that wears makeup gets paid more money. But you didn't just say this the exact same thing with clothes? It shouldn't matter.

If you're capable of a job, if you're doing really well at your job that you're paid to do, it shouldn't matter what you look like. Full stop. Full stop. Don't you think? No, I kind of disagree.

I literally just think that if you're willing to put an effort in certain areas, it pours over into other areas. That's what I'm saying. So that's why the generalisation, obviously, to a point Harrison, it's not every single person. Right, of course it's not. But the generalisation of people who put a bit more effort, probably put more effort in other areas.

That's what the study is saying, that they are putting an effort, women who put an effort, amazing effort, in everything they do and do really well in everything they do, they will still be less off for not wearing makeup. That's not what the stat was. Someone with the exact same attractiveness is what they said. Yeah, that's what the same work ethic.

So, wow. Okay, well, anyway, oh no, you're going to get a lot of hate it. It's a bad take. That's just truthfully what I believe. What do you think, Harrison? You mean? I think you're out of the gate. Sure.

Sure. I think you're rage-bating a bit, or if that's truly you, that is pretty crazy. It's more about saying that you're just saying I'll put an effort, they can work harder, to wear makeup I don't know. Oh, Hannah just called me a misogynistic dick. Yeah, it does. It does lean that way.

Okay, well, it's good to have different opinions on the show. It's just, no, it's only because you don't have the pressure and you don't know what it's like, and that's fine, because you can't probably fully be in our shoes. You don't know what it's like. Yeah, like if you dress nicer at work, Sean, maybe do you reckon you to get paid more? I think I dress quite nice at work. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrow.

Now, I'm feeling a bit lazy today and I can't really be bothered telling anyone the scan on you. So I'm going to have a guest tell you today's big scandal. Big top story of the day. There's a new podcast out called A Little Bit Extra. Oh, you're nice, nice. And here to talk about it is the host of it. Listeners, you'll know her, you'll love her at Sharon Casey. Oh, yeah.

Guys, thank you so much for responding to my text of asking if I could thirstily come on and promote my new podcast. Tell us, Shaz, because everyone's been missing you. What have you been up to? You've been birthing in you, not human, but podcast. Yes, me and three dudes have been working on a new baby together. Who knew? You can do it with three. And so basically, I didn't want to do radio every single day,

but I still had a real kind of urge to still talk about. pop culture to still tell my weird messed up stories, but I didn't want to do it every day. And so that's how a little bit extra came about. And it's a podcast which comes out on a Tuesday and a Thursdays. We talk all about pop culture, the biggest headlines, a few behind the scenes things. Like in episode one, I tell the story about how I had dinner with Scott Swift, Taylor Swift's dad. What? Yes. I haven't heard this story. Well, I had to save some things for my retirement, Steve. There's also

Jason Kelsey is on the podcast. You know I've got a cell phone number. You know I've got a cell phone number. So if you miss Harrison, she has Jason Kelsey's cell phone number and used to call him, dear I say, every day. Every day on the show, he never answered.

But we're always got a voicemail. Let me tell you, maybe I just needed to call him directly from my cell phone. So I guess you'll find out whether or not he answered at episode one. And then on Thursdays

we kind of talk about anything. It could be a deep dive into like a big pop culture story or it could be the big issues which this Thursday the big issues will be millennial fashion because my one of my best mates Nina is having a nervous breakdown because she doesn't want to wear baggy jeans and wants to just wear skinny jeans so we delve into that oh no she has to keep up she has to be with the with the gen zs wow we i interviewed a stylist and uh she's given me a lot of hacks and some wonderful ways of uh pulling off you know how there's that baggy shirt trend. I look like a blimp,

but she's given me a tip which has changed my life, and that is going to be in Thursday's episode. So just subscribe. She needs those pants that have like 100 pockets. You know, like cargo pants. Can I just say in the nicest possible way, Steve? If there's one person that can't wear cargo pants, it's you. Oh, because I'm a big bottle.

No, it's because you're the sort of person that will get cargo pants and utilize the pockets. You have something in every single pocket. It's not about organization, Steve. It's about fashion. It's fashion. It's true. Their pockets. I am sorry. Yeah, fake pockets.

Okay. I am extremely excited for this podcast. We'll stick around because this is Sharon Casey, everybody who's just tuned, if you've just tuned in. And you're a very smart cookie. You know a lot of stuff. Oh, do I? Let's see how much stuff you know or if your stuff that you do know is worthy of a five-star rating.

Absolutely is. And a five-star fact. Sharon is going to save my segment, the five-star fact coming up next. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. As of tomorrow. The Edge of a Fat Tour. You gotta give him that a fact.

We are going on tour to try and find a five-star fact after hundreds of facts and being unsuccessful at getting a five-star rating from our three judges. Stephen Harrison have threatened to politely smother the segment of the five-star fact. Yeah, it's been a long time, Sean. Over 150 facts to date. Is that many? Yeah, it's been... Yep, it feels like it. Feels like more.

Yep. And you've never gotten five. So we have to go to the people to try and get a five to save this segment that you love so much. Exactly. So follow us on socials, Edge Arvos. We are hitting up Dunedin tomorrow in Vicargle on Thursday and Queenstown on Friday. We are hitting as many people as possible, getting right up into your faces, not actually hitting you, but just saying hello. And getting facts from you to try and win $1,000 as well for a fact that impresses us the most.

So yeah, I do have till the end of this week to get a five-star fact, all the segment's done, but you've opened it up to listeners. I can get help now. I couldn't get help for a while. Need it. Yeah, you need it, babe. Need help. Yeah. Right, so I've got listeners helping me the rest of this week,

but right now, I'm going to save the segment right now. I've bought in the big guns. The smartest person I know. Sharon, Mary Ellen Casey, saves the segment. Hit us with your five-star fact. Cabbages, if worn, underneath a baseball cap, are believed.

Don't laugh. You're ruining my fact. Sorry. Are believed to help baldness. In fact, it was such a strong thing back in the day that one of the most famous baseballers, Babe Ruth, used to wear a cabbage leaf under his baseball hat every single game. And he's got a wonderful header here.

Wow. It's pretty good. Wow. I like them apples. I like the extension. Like wearing a cabbage under your hat just wasn't enough. And so I needed evidence. And you gave me proof.

So I quite liked that. Sam's not convinced I can hear her typing. I'm just fact-checking, just making sure we go with ticking all that. Google Babe Ruth Cabbage. Yeah, I'm just saying, I'm just saying she has given a bit of five-star theory, five-star myth. I just need a bit of facts behind it to be a facts. It's the enzyme of the cabbage. Similar to when women are breastfeeding, if you've got too much milk or you're trying to wean,

you put the cabbage leaf on your breast and it absorbs the milk through your skin and into the leaf. And then you put it under the hat. Oh no, that would just be gross, Harrison. Okay, well, I thought that's the science. You've got a lovely head of hair. I reckon that you've been cabbidjic. Maybe? Maybe.

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Sharon, very good. Very good. Very good from you. It's original. I've never heard it.

Very shareable, I think. Producer nurse, Sam, what are you saying? All right. I love this one, guys. It's good. It's got the science. It is, I fact checked it. And, yep, there is evidence that it improves hair growth.

And you can apply it. Anyone can do it. You can buy a cabbets from the supermarket. Four and a half. Oh, you've got to be killing me. Love it. No, that's the highest score. That's the highest score.

Oh, is it? Oh, is it? I just got really excited. I thought I was going to get a five. Harrison, right? Thank you. On me? Three and a half.

Oh. It wasn't my favourite, but it was good. Okay. Now, in true Sharon Casey Stahl, her last year of voice break on the edge was about 17 minutes. The fact was a little long. It was a little long. It wasn't.

It was nine minutes. My wedding speech was 17. I'm going to go it's a four out of five from me. But it's a good score. It's a good fact. It's a good score. It didn't save the segment, but Sharon appreciate it. And yes, do listen to Sharon's podcast a little bit extra comes out.

It's out right now. It's out right now. In fact, you can text what to 3343-3, Steph? Not sending anyone there now. We need to send people the link. Okay, Sam, can you please to set up a link? It's text Little to 33-4-3. You'll just have to replace that picture of Harrison's penis.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, get the other system. That's all right. It's been too long. That needs to go. I'm going to leave now as you will. Up next on the Edge Arvos. We have some devastating news apparently about the Edge mascot, the Edge Hedge.

Something terrible has happened. So we'll give you an update on that next. Also, we'll get today's Arvo Polo social media poll on the way, on the edge. Clint Megyn Dan. With Ashley. Your Arvos, Head Harder. With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

The People's Mascots. Yesterday, the People's Mascot. was unveiled. The Edge Hedge. Listener Kelly came on board. She's been making this for a week. Honestly, last minute she said she spent like all day yesterday getting it done just in time for it to be revealed live on this show at 5pm.

If you haven't seen it, please head to the Edge Arbo's Instagram and check out the Hedge mascot. It is so high level. It is so cool. It is a sight to behold. It's exactly what I was envisioning, but also so shocked and like presently surprised as well. I mean, Harrison,

this has been your little brainchild. It's been your dream to create a show mascot. Yeah, it was the one gap that I saw in the radio industry and thought there's not enough mascots on radio. It truly is up. Because they don't really talk. That was kind of the whole thing. It's more of a physical thing.

And so we went on this journey for weeks to make this mascot. We've announced this, but we're so excited to now take it down south to Dunedinidin and Invercargill in Queensland on a fact tour. So people can see it and hug the mascot. It's got to be a lot of fun. That's the point, right, to the people's mascot. Bring it to the people.

Bring it to the people. Make the kids so happy. Yeah. It's going to be wholesome as. teach it to do like funny little goofy walks. Yeah. We could take him up Baldwin Street in Dunedin. And like prank and be like, well, I'm going to push you down.

Yeah. And he'll be like, ah. Now, I know we were all very excited for the Edge Hedge mascot to be revealed. I know we put a lot of pressure on listener Kelly who was making it to get it done before the fact tour where we go to Dunedinidin in Bacagel and Queenstown later this week. But I've heard that Nurse Sam, our producer, has some devastating news about the hedge. It's not around. Where is it? Don't do that.

So, guys. when we saw the mascot in real life, as amazing as it is, it did come with its logistical issues. So my first thought was how we're going to get this mascot down to the South Island. Yeah, I'd say plane. There's a big boat called the Inter Islander. Yeah.

Pop it on? that and it's just too perfect and amazing and it is a little bit larger than we thought so he's just not going to be out of Sam don't do it don't Sam we can't we can't I can't see a feasible way of getting the hedge down to the South Island with you guys Sam you can't say this the eve before we go I'm sorry guys I know it breaks my heart absolutely breaks my heart the hedge is such a part of our show now. What about the children? What about the children who are excited? Don't pull the children card on me, Sean. To see the hedge.

This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make. What if what of us wears it on the plane? Yeah, what if us is one of us is that? I mean, that's the last option I've got here on my list of many options. We'll let's do that. No, but literally, when we tried it on yesterday, the hedge outfit, honestly, it didn't fit through our door. No.

You'd have to hire an entire row of seats on the plane and then sit very uncomfortably for about two hours. Yes, and I don't think the boss is. is going to sign off on that expense. Booking a whole roll. I don't think airport security will sign off on that. Did you hear the start of this break? I was sort of, this is like my baby.

I know. I'm all Harrison. I've made this stuff and we did this whole journey. Oh, wait, wait. Dunedin's calling. Hold on, hold on. Oh, 800. The Edge.

Hello, Danedan. Speechless. Oh, God. It's okay, Daned. It's okay. We'll be there, the three of us. I got it. This is brutal.

I'm so sorry, Danedon. Okay, that's all right. Well, I guess. I've got an idea. I've got an idea. Can't cancel the factua? No, gosh no. No.

The hedge is a positive person. Person, not a person. A positive mascot. They're going to get over it. And we can do something even better. So instead of the fact tour, we can create another event where we launched the hedge. Okay.

How you like that? Like a specific hedge revealing party, say? Yes. A hedge reveal party? It's like a gender reveal, but it's just one with the hedge. Yeah. Exactly. That sounds fun.

We could drop a curtain like they did for that Charles painting. And can we please go move that bus? And then the hedges behind the bus and then everyone's like, ah! Absolutely. All the possibilities, guys. You can't put it in your suitcase. Why don't you just put the hedge on your fadge? Stop bringing up the fadge, man.

I don't have a fadge. Why don't you just bring your fadge and put the hedge in there? There's no room on the plane, Harrison. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. because I got told off yesterday. Now I'm 25 years old. I don't know if you've been told off by somebody,

I don't know, let's say, ballpark, somebody in their 40s maybe telling you off. Has it ever happened? Like, do you know the person? Never knew them. Oh. I'll give you an example of what happened. I'll tell you exactly what happened yesterday.

I was downstairs, okay? Out of the office, getting along with everybody. The show didn't start. Yeah. It was just having a bit of fun. Yeah. Okay? Socialize them.

It's all I was doing. And then I'm doing this thing. I do this gag whenever I go. come around a corner, I do this, describe what I'm doing. Okay. Okay, you're walking. You're yelling. You're walking.

Oh, okay. So you're going from one foot to the other. You're hopping from one foot to the other and then making a noise. Like, hoot. Like leading forward, like, oh. Leading forward. You know, exciting people that are coming around the corner. Your eyebrows are quite raised.

Yeah, yeah. You're like a kid playing hopscotch. Yeah, it's like that. So I did that, oh! And then someone from the team at like another part of the office, it's like, Harrison, Harrison. I was like, what? and then I point it up to the upstairs.

Because it's like a mezzanine. Yeah. All the important salesy people and all the, you know, they make the money and all that. So they're upstairs. Yeah. Yeah, okay. And there's this lady like looking, like leaning on the banner to try and see me under the roof. Yeah.

And she's like, can you please be quiet? Well, she's trying to sell some advertising. I know, but like it's a radio station. Yeah, that's in front of everybody. Oh. It was so embarrassing. It's funny because our boss had just left about. up two minutes before, so I feel like she was eyeing me up for him to leave and then let me have it.

And then I just said, well, I was kind of cheap because I get defensive if someone tells me off at this age. So I was like, sorry! Real loud. Like I yelled at home. Did you do the jazz hands like that? I did do jazz hands too. I hate getting taught off. I hate it.

I've always been like this. As a kid, if I was ever taught off at school, if a teacher was telling me off, I'd cry. But as an instant tears. You yuck. That's different. Oh, I cry still. And everyone was like, man, there's crisis you told you off. I was like, I know it's being loud, but I was like,

you don't have to tell you off in front of the whole bottom floor of the office. I do hate that. Awkward. Toad off as an adult is the worst thing. It brings you back to being a kid. You feel like it's like, I get your reaction because I'm defensive as well. Like, don't tell me off. I'm an adult.

Yeah. But it's happened to me before. Like when I parked, I actually parked and I overhang, like, was hanging over someone's driveway the other day, but barely. They could totally get their car out. But it was like a little bit back in there. And this guy comes out and just goes, no. No, no, you can't do this.

that, mate? Get out of here. You're like, I was like, 10. I was like, brother, you can get your car out if you want. It's fine. But there's like a way to say that, which isn't rude, you know. I got left a note on my car and that was enough for me to cry. They didn't even have to yell at me. I was like, the note was like, the note's, though? It was a similar thing to you, like, don't park here.

It's like, I'm allowed to park me right. I hate getting told off. Yeah, it's gross. Who else have been told off? Who else has been told off? Oh, and under the edge, three, three, four, three, two. You're asked being told off. You better call some good stories or else I'm going to tell you off.

Yeah, but like adult telling's off. They're going to be awkward, you know. They're going to be like, and I'm not saying this, but a lot of them are older people. Yes. You know, something quite like retired old people would definitely tell people off, you know. And we won't use a certain female name because... Who? Karen.

Oh. No, it's big boom of that energy. I don't get a lot of guys. Older guys, yeah. Angry. Have you got to a mechanic before? Jeez, I feel told off of my car's broken. They always get told off

A mechanic When they make you feel bad Because you're like Have you changed your oil I don't know how You're like You have to do it It's like sorry

Gee Your Avos head harder With Sean Steph and Harrison The Edge Guys I got told off yesterday I'm at work I was doing this funny

little kind of dance And walk When I greeted everybody My friends at work Then someone from upstairs In our open land office Went down And yelled at me to shut up

It'd be quiet Which is fine I know I was being loud for, what? I mean, I'm quite loud, I know, but it's also a radio, so there's a lot of personalities around. Yeah, it's a creative industry. Exactly. It's to be expected.

But it's never nice being told off as an adult, because it's something that you hope to outgrow, and the older you get, it hits you harder, I reckon. Oh, it's embarrassing. Yeah, yeah, fully embarrassing. It takes you right back to being in school when a teacher tells you off. I got taught off once by, as an adult, by an adult, I didn't bring two-limin plastic bags with walking my dog.

He'd already gone once, So when he went again, I was like, not expecting it, I only had one bag. I didn't bring two. So I kind of left it there. And then someone in their house opened the window and was like, Oi! Going back for that? No.

I didn't explain the whole story. I was just saying, I didn't have two back. Oh, they can be off. That's insane. I know. That's what I thought. Oh, you know, this happened to me recently. I was taking a feed jaw from a feed joie, but it was overhanging the path.

So I thought it was okay. I was like, I'll keep one of those feed joys. Lady out the window of her house. Excuse! me? That's my tree. And this tree was right with fruit. Absolutely.

It's legally it is okay. I know. Acceptable. I know. I said that. I said, come out here then. Come here and say that. What are you to say about it, Marilyn?

Nice. Debbie from Christchurch, you hate being told off as well as an adult. What's your take on this? Well, I'm an adult, but I just don't like to appreciate being told off by someone who is younger than me. Ooh. In the office. Yeah, that's even worse. That's hard.

Oh, I could burn, you know. I'm sitting there at my desk, and I might have a potty mouth. I'll be honest. And then my manager will go, Debbie, swearing. Debbie, what's your favourite swear word? Oh, start. Oh, I thought I could get it in time.

Actually, sorry, Debbie. I know I'm younger than you, but that is wildly inappropriate, mate. Pull your head in. Bad Debbie. Bad Debbie. Norty Deby. Okay, Nicole from the Plym, from New Plymouth. Sorry, I'm trying to get the.

Plum to catch on. It's not working for him. Nicole, when did you get told off? Firstly, nobody calls it the plim. Once again, trying to get it to catch on. Trying. Try it. Try harder. Secondly. I just got told off. So that's how we do it in the plim.

Anyway, my mum has a very elderly neighbour who lives on her own, and I parked in the two street car parks that legally anybody can park in. And she told me off because she couldn't park in front of her house, despite there being two car parks and she has a garage for her house. But I got in trouble. And after she told me off, she then went and keyed my car. Oh. Do you know for a fact it was her?

Yes. She said, it would be a shame of something that would happen to your vehicle. Oh, my God. Banish her. That's crazy. It's scary in the plum, tell you that much. God, did you key her car back? No.

No, I'm not evil. Yeah. Oh, Harrison woulda. Look at his eyes. There's been a car parked outside my house for the last two weeks. Got towed off this morning. I wonder how that happened. You have nothing to do with it?

I don't know. It wasn't me. It was a white Nissan. If you wonder where it is, it's probably at Tony's tow bar. Okay, thanks, Nicole. Hit flying the flag for the plum, mate. Yep, she hates that. Your Arvo's Head Harder

With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge As of tomorrow, we are going on to a The Edge Avo's Fact Tour You gotta give him that a fact We're going down to Dunedin Then we're hitting Invercargle Then we're hitting Queenstown

Can I Oh by the way Oh 800 The Edge Call us right now With a fact you could be winning a thousand dollars Now can I just tell everybody A bit of Val Run shape With what we've got planned Over the next three days

Sure Because it's going to be very exciting. So Dunedin, touchdown, straight to Baldwin Street with some Jaffers. We're doing the last ever Jaffer race. Who's packing the Jaffers, by the way? Oh, I've got them because they're hard to come by now. You can't buy them anymore. Okay, okay.

And then doing the live show and Dunners from a flat by the name of juice box. Yes. Free saucies. And free sauce to sizzle. Yeah, free sauce to sizzle. That's insane. Free shots of a tizzle. Free sauce or sizzle.

Free sauce a juice box flat. Pretty fun. Exactly. It's going to be fun. plus collecting the facts all on the road. Can I also just emphasise something with the flat, for the fat, sorry. Oh, God. Sorry? With the flats.

Did you just call me, what did you? Did you just say, emphasised something? Did you just say something? Emphasise something fat. I just wanted to reach out to anybody in Dunedin who are in those gungy, disgusting flats. Please message us on our Edge Arbo's Instagram and will come film a tour. Just going to put that out there.

I know, that's a good point. Yeah. Okay, so that's tomorrow, Daneden. Thursday in Vicargle. lunchtime, the first 100 people through the doors at fat bastard pies. Now what did you just call me? Because that's not you. Get to the free pie.

That's insane. So pre-lunch, innermis at fat busted pies on Thursday. And then we're going to be doing the show from the Langlands Hotel. So come down, say hello. Queenstown on Friday. Oh, we're going to be just everywhere doing a bunch of fun, like, adventure activities. And then ending up at the Walters' Tavern. for our live show from 3pm.

So come down and say hi. Now the intention of all of this is to collect as many facts as we can to try and save my segment the five-star fact. These two have said that if I don't get a five-star by the end of the week, the segment's gone. So that's why we're doing this, trying to get as many facts as possible. I've incentivised at $1,000 for the best fact. And that starts right now.

So 800 of the edge. Sophie joining us on the show. Sophie, how are you feeling about your fact? Do you're confident? I'm pretty confident. All right, take it away. What is your potential five-star fact for us, Soph? Um, octopuses have three hearts

And another one Sorry, I thought it was over, yeah Oh, two facts Another one is bananas are berries But strawberries are not Double fact I like what she's done there, she's gone I'm not quite sure about my first fact

So I'm going to give an alternative Just in case In your test at school when you gave two answers And I'm like, oh no no One of them might be right So octopuses have three hearts What kind of an animal is an octopus here, Harrison? Ah, sea life.

That fact, I've heard You've heard it Yeah, I think so Second one I didn't know Bananas of berries Bananas of berries I have heard that one Because it's got little seeds all over it

Like real small So if I respect the double fact It's a two and a half from me Yeah I need it a bit more That's tough Yeah I'm gonna go I'm gonna go two and a half as well

Because you didn't back the first one So you went for another one You've got to back yourself out here. And our producer, Nurse Sam, what are we giving Sophie there for the double facts? I'm going to go for a two. A two on that one is off. Hey, not bad, Sophie. Thanks for facting with us.

Well done, well done. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. You've heard of Clint Megan Dan's viral videos hit the spot, which is where, you know, the player song, Dan sings along. They drop the song in the background. Dan has to keep singing and basically nail the timing. so he doesn't fall off beat at all.

Yeah. And I ought to heard that segment and thought, yeah. Yeah. It's all right. It's done okay on socials. I've got a better idea. Why don't we hit the pot?

Okay, so in studio Harrison has a drumstick, and it's not a pot. It's the upside down of a stainless steel bowl. Steve, it ruins the whole bit of the name if you say it's a bowl. I'm sorry. What happened to your pot? You had a pot last time we did it. No.

I had a pot. It did a bowl as still a bowl. There's no pots in this building. Okay, sorry, for all intents and purposes. This is a bowl. I mean, a pot. Yeah. And Dan Webby did a Taylor Swift song the other day.

Did pretty well. She's pretty topical right now. I see what you're doing, Dan. What? Are she in the news? Yep, she's pretty popular right now. She's in a podcast. Who?

Taylor Swift. Oh, I have to Google her. So I thought I'd do a Taylor Swift song today. The song Harrison's chosen is... Cruel Summit. Now, the thing with Hit the Pot, when you made its appearance, its debut, should I say,

and it's only time we've done it. It was to Phil Collins where you really had to nail that drum solo. I'm a little concerned as to how it's going to go. This song doesn't have a big drum moment necessarily. Well, if you notice, Dan always, if I hit the spot, he kind of just sings in silence or sings, and then he hits the spot with his note.

Instead of singing or hitting the spot, I'm hitting a pot. Really couldn't be even simpler if you tried. It's pretty straightforward. Okay, so I'll play the song. I'm going to bring it down, and you're going to try and nail it on that big moment. Were you playing it? I'm from here.

Can I just point out that behind the scenes, we were supposed to practice a lot, so Harrison has a good chance of getting the pot on the beat. How many times have we practiced? Once. But like rushed. I just had done. I'm like, what's the lyric sorry?

I'm like just tapping it. It's better work. We'll see how this goes. Isn't this what makes it so great, Harrison? Imagine if you nail this with no practice, dude. Yeah. Be the greatest thing we've ever done. Yeah.

All right. So do you just start dropping from the start? Don't drop the drumstick. He tried to do one of those spinning things. Okay. Okay, Harrison, hit the pot. Producer Nurse Sam, hit the pot. Is it dead?

Today, it definitely died. Okay, that was hit the pot. It was the sweetest thing we've ever done. Your Arvos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And now we are off to Duny Dunn tomorrow. Duny done. because we're on our fact tour.

We're on the country. You got to give them that a fact. Tour on the country, hearing your facts, trying to give away $1,000 to the fact that impresses us the most. And we need to get to need and to know that we're arriving tomorrow. We needn't spread the word. So I've got the number for a shop there, OPSM. Heard of it?

I stuff. No. We're going to call OPSM and get... Sean would have. Yeah, I have. Yeah, I wear glasses. You just say I'm four-eyed. What's going to?

Yeah, you are. Good afternoon. You're speaking with Alex at Opes, How can I help? Hello, Alex. This is the Edge Radio station calling. Have you heard of us? I have, yes.

Wow. Alex, oh, yeah, coming it down, Alex, with a fact-to-s, bit of facts on that thing. Yeah, Java's Fact Tour. You got to give him that a fact. Thoughts? I don't really know. He doesn't. Yeah, it's a bit full-on.

A bit of a full-on phone call. You haven't given Alex enough information. You've just said we're coming for a fact-tour thoughts. Yeah. Alex, the information is, we're coming to Dunedin tomorrow. to try and get as many facts from people as possible, trying to get as many facts as we can so that we can get the best fact in New Zealand, basically.

Thoughts? To win a thousand dollars, yeah. Alrighty? Yeah. So Evan, this is what we need from you. All these people coming in today to the lovely store there of OPSM. Now, you need to do some guerrilla marketing for us

and you need to tell everyone that the edge is coming to town. Can you do that for us? Sure thing. Okay, so reenact it with us. So it would be like, okay, now place your right hand over. your right eye and read these letters and the edges coming to town. Bit like that, just seamless.

So just place your right hand over the eye and have a look at those numbers. The edges come into Daneden. That's good. Is there any way, Alex, and I don't want to overstep here because obviously we're not paying for any of this, that you could change the letters

that people read into the edge are coming for the fact tour? Or is it to last minute? Potentially. I don't actually do the testing. Okay. Alex, do you have a fact? Not off the half of my head, no, but if you give me time, I can come up on. Should we call you back?

Yeah, sure. Okay. You get that fat ready, mate. You get it ready. We're going to call you right, man. You jump on Google. Okay, he's gone. How long do you can we leave it?

I reckon. Should we call him back now? Yeah. He's had so much time. He could have Googled quickly by then. Afternoon, you're speaking with Alex. No piece in the need, and how can I help? Now, Alex, did we give you enough time to Google?

That's a lot of time, Alex. You're back, mate. Um. Here we go. Here we go. We're listening. I actually have no idea. Alex's fact is...

Is there anything you'd like to know? Alex, you're supposed to Google a random fact. Oh, sorry. Alex, we can't be 35 seconds. It's a perfect amount of time to go Google a fact. Look, Alex, we're going to hang up and you jump on Google and you type in random fact. And then we're right back.

All righty. Sounds good. Thank you, Alex. You've got one job, you know? So you make it 40 seconds from a. time or call them back he's had enough time yeah yeah yeah yeah close time Alex your cool place is expecting them to provide

your facts and they're I have a fact oh do you what is it did you know that woodpecker's tongues wrap around their brain to cushion them from a concussion when they pick against tree trunk that is awesome it's a great fact

that's a great fact we're all in our feet Alex we are giving you a standing ovation, shocked. Now, the thing is about the five-star fact, Alex, Sean's never been able to find a fact worthy of a full five-stars. Not once this whole year. We can randomly call her a PSM to Neiden and talk to you, Alex, and give you ten seconds to find a fact and call you back.

You've nailed it. Should we judge him? Yeah? Can I go first? Yeah. He gets a five-star back. That's an incredible fact. Alex, it's a five-star fact.

From me too, mate. That was flawless. It was sensational. Oh my God. If Sam gives them a five-star fact, the segment is saying, dare I say we don't even need to go on tour. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. I stood up.

I got off my feet. It's insane. It has the amazing wow factor. But I've got to give it a 4.9. Oh, scores she's ever given Alex. That's incredible. Alex, well down, mate. Well done.

Thank you. Thank you. I'm made under pressure, Alex. That was phenomenal. Wow. Alex, everybody, go and get your eyes sorted by the best in the game. Although he just said he doesn't do the eye testing. No, he doesn't.

But his colleagues would do. Thank you, Alex. No worries. Have a good day, guys. Cheers, Alex. Woo! Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

There is a judge in America, in Atlanta, to be exact. And he was, you know, you know, at a judge. like in charge of the case and he's sitting at the at the big chair? I love how Steve's gone you know what a judge does. Allow me to give you the vaguest description

of what a judge does. They're in charge of the case. They sit in the big chair. They're the important person, right? Anyway, so this judge happens to be male. His name is Judge Melanie Lefridge. And it'll really bad

day at work because he's in charge of a really important case. It's for a fatal shooting. Is that why you were laughing so much? I don't know why. Maybe it was the Rocky Road you gave me. What was it in it? Just chocolate? I don't know if it was just chocolate.

Special chocolate. Anyway, so he's up there at the end of the big court case. It's been weeks and weeks, big case. And then he gets past the paperwork from the jury. The jury have decided whether this guy is going to be found guilty or not guilty of being responsible for a man's death, like a fatal shooting occurred. So he gets handed the paper, he reads it in his brain first, and he looks, read, read, read, read, read, and he looks up,

and then he proceeds to save us. We, the jury find the defendant guilty as to all six counts of the bill of indictment. Sheriff, we please hand us to States Council and pass it over to... Wait, what? You might say not? No. Sorry. we the jury find the defendant not guilty on all six counts.

Oh, you can hear him start crying. So he was meant to say you're not guilty. The jury has found them not guilty. He said guilty. He didn't say the not bit. Kind of important in a big case like this. And then that's why the jury, you can hear the jury being like, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop.

Like, we didn't say not guilty. We said, no, wait, we didn't say guilty. We said not guilty. Yeah. Big blunder. Huge. It reminds with the Steve Harvey thing. Do you remember that with the Miss Universe?

Miss Universe Two thousand fifteen No it is Because he gave him the wrong thing He was the wrong person I get it But it's like a beauty tangent And someone's life

For the rest of his days in prison Okay not the exact same thing What's like when Jimmy Kimmel stuffed up La La Land with Midlust Oh no that is similar That's similar That is that is really good No but you know what I mean

It's like Especially if you're the person who has to read out that sensitive information, you can't mess it up. Well, it's like, if you have a blunder at work like that, you just get known as that person, right? Like, forever today and therefore, beyond... What's wrong with me? You know what? I'm shocked that you're not a judge.

This judge, Mr. Or did I say his name was? He will be known as the guy that can't read out a verdict properly. He's the guy that almost put an innocent man who the jury found not guilty in prison because he can't read. Yeah. Good one. Judge Manally Left Red.

That's what they'll say. They're like, well, you're the guy that's done this. So we would like to know, no, no, 800 the edge. What are you known as at your workplace? Yeah, lightweight Larry. Yeah, what'd you do? Touchy Tim. Oh, no, we don't want those.

You know, we had a guy who used to. Hansy Harrison. No, no, no, no. You took out a lot of neck massages. It was an old workplace. No, no, no. Like, more low key than that. More low key.

But, like, maybe you, something broke and it was your responsibility. Now, all your work. workmates like, oh, good one. And now you're known as... You're the clots. Yeah. Yeah. We had a guy who ran out of petrol

driving over the harbour bridge in Auckland twice at the edge. He was in the roadrunners and he did it 12. At two separate times he ran out of petrol on the harbour bridge. And he got known for that for years. For years. For years. He couldn't shake it.

He's only just shaking that, I reckon. Barely. And he hasn't worked here in a decade. Wow. We still message him a lot. I think he's actually in prison. Don't drive over the bridge. I 800 the edge.

Give us a call. What are you known for at your workplace? Or what is somebody else known for? They just can't shake this thing. You can't shake this thing. You've done something once. People won't that you live it down. You're like, oh, mate, it's so-and-so.

You're like, come on, guys. Big workplace stuff-ups. Maybe it's even an old workplace and people just still see you and still bring that up to you. Or, yeah, like, oh, you're the guy that, like, slipped on a banana peel, like a cartoon in the staff kitchen, broke his neck.

Yeah, you're the woman who vomited on the couch at the edge Christmas party. One time I came out of the true story, out of the girls' bathrooms here at the edge with toilet paper still coming up with my jeans and I was known as a toilet paper girlfriend. There we go! There you go! Your avos hit harder

with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Right now, what are you known at work because you did, you made one little mistake, right? You made one mistake and everyone knows you as that. Oh, you're old fish in the microwave. You're old this. You're like Harrison, for example.

Yes. He's old, he went away. What was it? First month at the edge, and we sent you down to Dunedom, which is nervous because we're going there tomorrow. You took the company credit card, and what are you doing Digital Guild Clara drop on Loan Star, like $400 or something?

$400,000 or something? I just can't remember. I think it was $500. I think it was more. Yeah, it was a lot. No, I can't remember. It was announced on the meeting today because they said Harrison Clara don't go to Lone Star while you're there.

But I didn't know. It was my first couple weeks in the job. I didn't know how it worked. I was like, man, this company's mean. There's no poo d'ams. There's no limit of money. You can have 10 wines. dinner.

She went to the most expensive restaurant chain in New Zealand and it ate it up. So that's what you're known at because this is eight months on and you're still like you said got bought up this morning. You're right. You're right. Yeah. Special shout out to you. Sarah who texted into 3343, not a workplace.

You're known as story but more of a friendship. One time my flatmates and I were playing catch with the ball in the lounge. But like the scene from friends if everyone remembers. Oh, don't drop the ball. Don't drop the ball. It been going on for ages and I dropped it and they called me drop. for the rest of the year. Droppy.

Good one, dropy. Oh, dropy. Let's go to Jasmine out in Christchurch. Hello, Jasmine. Hi. What do you know as? I'm known as the girl who fell down two flights of stairs at work. Jeez, there's a lot of flights of stairs.

Oh, my God. How did that happen? Yep. Well, I've been at the gym in the morning, a leg day, you know, and legs were a bit wobbly and had high heels on. and, yeah, fell down. My question is after you've fallen down the first flight, did you just not quite recover,

and you just went straight down the second flight? No, I didn't recover, and just, yeah, pretty much. Did you get any injuries? It's how people would die. I did. I did. Still, this was like seven years, eight years ago now, and I still, to this day, have problems with an ankle and a shoulder.

Oh, so sorry. But the guys that work, like, They still remind me about it. I finished with them last year and they still remind me. As sad as it is, God, it would have been funny to watch. It would have been so funny. Well, I had a friend with me and a colleague, and she also was known as the person that pushed me down the stairs,

even though she didn't. Even though she did it. Sure, sure. So, like, a lot of banter. Wow, I love that. Oh, great story. Luckily, it all worked out. And Kim, to wrap us up, Kim, what do you know as at work?

So a few years ago, I went to a work party and I had a bunch of workmates there, quite drunk. And I couldn't make it to the toilet, and I knew that at the time. So I looked down and saw a kitty litter tray. And I did my business in there. And years later, I no longer worked there, and I'm still knowing as kitty litter even by my manager. I know Kim more info Who's where is it someone's house

It was at someone's house Yes Who doesn't go outside Who goes I need to pee the bathroom's gone I'm not going to pee in a bush I'm going to pee in this kitty litter tray Because it's funny Hey you would have thought it was crack up

Everyone thinks it's hilarious And yeah That person is my best mate So I don't think she minded too much Did you stand up afterwards and kick the sand onto it to cover the weeds or nah. I was so far gone at this point. I only realized what was happening

when someone confronted me and going, what the hell are you doing? Oh, Kim. You are invited to our next staff party. You're a legend. Did someone walk in on you, pissing in the kitty litter? Well, what made it worse

it was in one of the common areas. Yeah. This is insane. This is the craziest thing I've ever heard. with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And as of tomorrow, we're going on tour. The Adjava's Fact Tour.

Spitting facts. No bad thing. We're heading to Eden tomorrow. Invercago on Thursday, Queensland on Friday, in a pursuit to try and find a five-star fact. The best-rated fact of this tour and of the week will win themselves a thousand dollars.

And if we can get a five-star fact, then you will help to save the greatest segment on New Zealand radio, the five-star fact, which these two are trying to murder. Yeah, I mean, you could also win $1,000, I think a little bit more important than saving Sean's fact segment. No, neck and neck. Well, Friday, we're going to be in Queensland, Thursday in Vicargo, and tomorrow, Daniedon, we're going to be inside of you, and it's going to be glorious. And come down and say hello because we need to hear all of the people's facts.

We're going to hear as many facts as possible in the hopes and dreams of finding one worthy of five stars and winning the $1,000. And we're going to be at a flat tomorrow on Castle Street called the Juice Box Flat. And May joins us from the flat on the line right now. Hi, May. Hey, May. Hi. Is it Castle Street? Hi, I'm with the rest of Juice Box.

Oh, you are? Hey. Hi, Juice Box. Hi, Jules. We're excited to see you. Hey, guys. Now, has everyone been working on their facts? Because we'd love to give this $1,000 to a student, right?

Because you guys need it. Yes. Yes. I'm telling everyone. Okay, well, we'll hear from all of you with your facts tomorrow, but just one fact in the meantime. Just one fact. And, May, are you going to be giving us the goods right now?

I'm going to be giving you the best of the best. Oh, okay. All right, Harrison, what are we looking for in terms of a fact? We're looking for originality, May. It needs to be an original fact. We're looking for shareability. We want to share this around with people. And we're looking for performance.

How well you performed this fact for us today? I performed very well Did you know Did you know I'm very bored of you Jeez May Settle down Did you know

Female octopuses Throw objects At annoying males Who refuse to leave them alone Wow Is Steph a female octopus Why because I throw objects Because you've thrown things at me

Before when I've been annoying to you Oh yes I do I am a thrower mate this is the second octopus fact we've heard today Yeah better than the first one Yeah yeah no it is it is better than the first one Okay it's definitely original I've never heard that before I know that octopus is quite um very original they're quite

unique they can escape from aquariums and stuff They've got big brains Three brains that we learned today that was the other fact So in order to save the scene when you need a five star rating From all three of our judges which is Harrison Nurse Sam and Stephanie Monks here who would like to go first? May, you came in with confidence.

I loved that. Really, really well-performed fact. Very. Original, I'd never heard it before. Shareable? I just don't think it's super shareable. I do love octopuses, but they're just not all the time up in conversation, are they?

Like, it's just once in a while you hear about an octopus. So for that, and only for that, May, I'm going to, like you slightly down. It's a four from me. It's a four. Oh, it's pretty good, though. It's a good fact. I'll take it. I'll take it.

It's great. Well, May, I'm actually a well-known feminist, and I support women in every industry in life, even the sea life. So I love this fact, and I'm going to give it a four. Yeah, well deserved. Thank you. Producing them. Sam, who is the Simon Cowell of the judging panel?

Yep, good fact, interesting. I don't know. I think it just sits at a 3.5 for me. Okay. Pretty good scores. It's not bad. Okay, it's not going to save the segment, maybe it's in the running for the $1,000 prize,

and we will see you tomorrow down at the juice box flat in Dunedin. You can get. You can almost say it may have gone better. Because her name's May. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Do you know it isn't good, guys? Cigarettes?

They're no good for you. No, God, no. Not good at all. I was having a weekend. Well, I'll take you back. I was addicted to Siggy's. When? A month ago now.

Harrison's the only person I know who's like in an era of vaping, which I don't condone either. Harrison's like, I'm going to take up smoking cigarettes. It was kind of the... I think a hard thing, and this sounds bad, but like you need a bit of a vice in life, you know? Sometimes I do, I feel like that kind of person, drinking, vaping, siggies.

They're all bad. but there are three things that I want. I'm like, I want at least one of them to kind of get me by. But I've pivoted from that and I don't do any of the... I drink a little bit. But that's fun socialising drinking.

It's not a habit. It's not a bad thing. Foo, tiptoeing around this conversation. I'm just wondering when you're going with it. I want to say anything. I'll make a joke about it. I know. If you're about to come clean about some serious issue or something. Okay. Well, all I'm saying is that I got hooked on Siggies

a month ago, only for two months. I was a smoker for two months. I just found it's a stressful time in my life and every night I'd have a siggy and go oh yeah cool this feels nice to wind down from and so I stopped doing it and then the week came rolling around and I was telling my girlfriend

how much I love that I've kind of given up everything it's so good and then she was ah that's a shame because I just a bowl of red wine I just found in the back of the pantry I'm like oh beautiful so I just poured a glass of red delicious

and I just went down to the tuck shop about 500 minutes away from the house bought a pack of sickies That's all I did. And I just talked about how much it was good to be off them. But I was like, oh, I'll just have one. Like, I just want to have one little vice.

Surely, surely I'll have it and I'll hate it. And I'll never want to have a siggy again. And so I walk back home. I pop out, sorry, Daniel's going to pop outside for a second. Like the siggy, it is like I'm swallowing razor blades. It is the worst thing in the woods.

It was like a bonfire with razor blades down my throat. Who? Horrific. I'm like, oh, God. I'm like, all right, well keep trying. And another part, I'm like, oh, yuck. About three paths, and I took it out of my mouth. And I was smoking it backwards.

So it was a Melbourne gold, just a full white cigarette. And it was dark. And I just smoked the ciggy backwards. And now I'm off-faping. I mean, I mean, siggy. Because you did it backwards. Yeah. Yeah, imagine smoking a cigarette backwards.

It was like breathing in a fire. It's horrible. So all I want to do is just kind of, this can be a little time caption on time. If I were to ever say, oh, it'd be cool to have a see again, because it's not cool. Not cool.

Don't contain any of that. No. And I literally, I threw the pack out. I was like, yuck, that's disgusting. Maybe this is the key of everyone becoming smoke-free and giving up themselves. Just flip it over. Genuinely.

Give it a go and you might hate it and never want to touch it again. It'll change it. Maybe you're under something. Yeah, suck the USB port of your vape for a little bit. Do that. See, this is a positive chat about breaking habits. That's what I'm trying to do. Good on you, mate.

Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Net Sky is coming back for Al-Teroa or for people who know him, Boris. I feel like he's the one, him and Lord. With Lord, it's like, oh, you mean Ella? And then Nets guy, because he's kind of an honorary Kiwi. Oh, you mean Boris? He's coming here on his Black Box 2.0.

World Tour. He's hitting Trust Arena later this year. He's come here a few times, hey. He came here, 23, 2024, and he's back, Auckland and Christchurch as well, August and September,

all in partnership with Audiology Touring if you'd like to win. 0-800 The Edge. Guess what is in Steph's Blackbox? Hello, Grace from Christchurch. Hi. All right, Grace, I'm going to give you five clues, no more than five clues.

and after every clue you can have a guess at what is in my black box. Okay? Your first clue is, hold the boys. Well, you had to open the black box. Oh, yeah, can I? Well, who's got the black box? Oh, here we go. I've got it.

Pass it over here. Oh, there you go. Oh, that black box. Did you find this heavy? This is light as. I thought it's creepy, yeah. Do you crack it open? Yeah, I'll crack it open.

Your hands in the middle, open it up. Oh, now I can see what's in my black box. Okay. Your first clue, Grace. And your boys can help as well at the end if she's in a bit of a pickle. But hold me steady if you want a smooth ride. Okay. Hold me steady if you want a smooth ride.

What's your guess? What could be in my box, Grace? Um, hmm. Is it a driving wheel? She's only gone and nailed it after the first. Really? At five more. more innuendos to try and get through.

I had twist me the right way and we'll get moving. I'm always in front guiding the action. Give me a turn and I'll take you to places and I'm very important in every ride. Oh, good job, great. Legend. Thank you. Wow, you know this box very well.

Too well. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It's time for the top three. Today's top three, still very topical, Taylor Swift doing the podcast with her boyfriend Travis Kelsey. There's a moment within it where

Travis Kelsey, bless him. He's tried to pronounce a German town name and it goes on for about 15 seconds. I remember being in Gelsenkirken, Germany. Gelsenkirken? Love is him learning that. To a city? He came to Gelsenkirken and supported me there.

If you say with a German accent it probably sounds more like the actual city but my American accent is Gelsen Gelsen Gelsen Gelsen Gelsen is the words. I have the top three German words to incorporate into daily life. It's time for your top three. It's the time of the day.

The time to get your news. Brought to you by... Gesundite. And presented by... When you pick your nose in the car and then you put it under your seat and just add it to the collection of your other bogies.

It's the edge top three. We said it had to be in German today. Harrison. Did you? Yeah. What did you say? Thank you. I can re-say that or read German if you like.

didn't tell you that. You know what my favorite German word is? Shimmittling means butterfly. It's a very interesting language, isn't it? Because they can say the most beautiful word, but it always sounds quite angry. Nine! So I've got the top three German words that I think we should incorporate into daily life. The first one is pronounced kudl-moodle, which means a mess.

Oh, you've made a kudul-moodle. A kuddle-moodle. Exactly. That's so cute. The second German word. My whole life is a kudel-moodle. Really? Well used.

Second German word. Oh, can we do that? Can we use in sentences? Sure. Okay, cool. Second German word we can incorporate into daily life. Two. This is another cute one.

It's schnick-snack. Which means nonsense. Steph, you're totally schnick-snack. You're totally full of schnick-snack. Oh, my God, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Three. And the third German word, I don't want to butcher this pronunciation. I think too late for that concern.

Finger spits and goofles. Oh. Which means it's a fingertip feeling or quite literally translated just a vibe. Cool. A finger spits and goofle. I love that. Man, I love that. Man, I love that.

Or Harrison on TikTok. Come finger guts and fougs and fougal with us. Perfect. And that is, okay, sorry, I'll admit that is one of those silliest top phrase I've ever done, but that is. It's the Edge Top Thugel. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Adjava's Factor.

Spitting facts. So bad name. We're looking for facts. We're hitting Dunedin tomorrow, Invercargul, on Thursday and Queensland on Friday. And, of course, Thunderdunk, going to hook us up with some amazing adventure activities on Friday in Queensland. Thunder is New Zealand's favourite flavoured whiskey. Ride the thunder, chase the storm. It's exactly what we'll be doing.

We're going to do some activities like the fly over jet. Sorry, shot over jet. I think I say that because it looks like you're flying when people go on that thing. We're also going to do the indoor skydiving, the eye fly and of course be doing a live obie from Walter's Tavern. So come down say hi on Friday in Queensland in Queensland. All thanks to Thunderdong award-winning New Zealand-flavored whiskey.

Let's dock. Scandal. Sean Stephen Harrison. Let's dog. Let's dok. With protection. God. That's important.

You know what? Sometimes it's not. Sometimes if you're trying, it's harder to conceive a baby if you do have protection. So I'd say, depends. Depends on what you want out of the experience. Yep. What was that scandal you had there, sorry?

Oh, yeah. Calvin Harris and Miley Cyrus. This is a feud I did not see coming. Oh. Coming. Yeah. Scandal, what was that, Miley Cyrus and Calvin Harris, hey? You know it's bad when Harrison's pushing you back into the straight and narrow.

You know you're falling off the rail. He just wants to get out of here. He's like, hurry it along. No. So Calvin Harris, about a year ago, posted a sneaky peekie of a song called Ocean and it actually never came out. And then a whole year later,

he's uploaded another version of the song. And Miley Cyrus's voice was on it originally. Now it's been removed. Miley's gone from the song. So everyone's like in the comment section being like, what's happened? Why is Miley not on it anymore? etc, etc.

And... And... The computer shut down. What's happening here? Paywall? I'm thinking she's had a paywall. Or her ad blocks popped up. Anything else on that one, Steph? Is that a scandal?

And actually, it was just... Calvin Harris is in the comment section telling people, no, no, no, no, there's no fear. There's just wires crossed. He goes, nah, it was my bad. Dot, dot, dot. Crossed wires. I love Miley.

So I don't know what. that was about. There's no feud according to him. So what's the story? Here? With the cliff hanger. No, it's crossed wires. So he had her on a song. He obviously didn't like the vocals. He's put another vocalist on. Or she doesn't want it. Maybe she's pulled out. Crossed wires. What could that mean?

Yeah, just crossed. I think the wires has been crossed. Why's been crossed? Maybe it's like a business thing. Maybe she wasn't getting enough of the coin. Yeah. I think it's just doing the wires being crossed though at the end of the day. The blue wire, the red wire. I mean, you don't want to mix those up. The most wires you don't want to cross in these blocks.

Never want to cross those wires. Yeah. Yeah, so four. Good scandal story though. That was, hey, can I just say, honest, from the bottom of my heart, one of the best. Moravos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Hey, I hope you enjoyed the podcast. This is the podcast outro, and what's happened here, just behind the scenes is Steph, Harrison has been baking recently, made some Rocky Road. Yeah, it's arguably the easiest thing to bake

and I said yesterday, guys, I made Rocky Road, and you guys were shocked that I made it. I was like, it's like fucking mounted chocolate and bits of candy. It was just effort as well. It is effort. It is good on you.

Yeah, Sunday. It's just, you know, part of the time with the partner. I always kind of do random things. And I brought a piece in yesterday. And Steph was like, no, no, no, no. I don't want it. I don't want to. I was like, oh, you can have it because I know you'll love it.

No, no, no. You know, I bring some tomorrow. I was like, okay, and then it comes to today. I forget to bring any in. But I do have one piece of my lunch. I tell you that I haven't worn any in. And then I just pulled it out to you and showed you. And now you've got a piece of rock over your hand.

Okay, so for people wanting to make this, how did you do it? And what have you used? So this is marshmallows, dinosaur lollies. Let's fucking victory. Yes. I love it. I'll eat me out of close, please. You know how much scotch fingers coming out of your mouth right?

Oh, you can taste it. It's your favourite biscuit. My favourite biscuit. And there's RJ's red liquid in there. Whitaker's chocolate. Okay, speak honest with me, Harrison. favorite things. Were you really excited to eat that for your lunch

before Steph started pushing you? Seriously. Steph jumped at the opportunity to snatch your lunch right out of your hands and just start over and it is. Well, I said no yesterday and then when he said that there's none today, I regretted saying no yesterday. So I'm not going to say no again today. No, seriously, I have so much.

I'm trying to get on a healthier diet at the moment. I decided to make Rocky Road. These are my favourite things. So aren't it scotch biscuits. Natural confection. I mean, any kind of jelly lollies, really, but the dinosaurs yum. The RJ's red liquor.

Have you had the RJ's red liqueurice log with the chocolate in the middle? Yeah, it's so good. Fuck. Yeah, really good. And when it's chocolate, is it's just creamy milk? It's just creamy milk. It's pretty hard. And marshmallows.

Oh, I'd like to try some. That's pretty good, man. Sorry, there's not enough of you. Oh, not here. Oh, not here. Oh, not here. Oh, no. I just, there was one pace and you grab it so quite going.

I don't want your mouth to touch it. I can't break it. I can't break it. Well, you just have a big bite. Have a big bite and then give them the rest of it. No, it's okay. I don't really want it. Exactly, what did you just say?

Fletcher. But thoughts, actual thoughts? I mean, I think it's way better, cold, fresh out the fridge. That's Percy for me on the Rocky Road. I don't love room-termage-rored. I want it hard on my teeth. Oh, yeah. So you don't actually bake it, though, why?

You're chewing on the fridge. You put it in the fridge. You mount chocolate. That's not technically baking, is it? No, I'm okay, thank you, Steph. No, I guess, no. Not at all. You're offering the last bite that's got her, like,

bite-marked teeth marks all over and just handing it to people. It's a wet piece of Rocky Road. That's like the last quarter of it, I'd say. This is the second time. You know what's crazy, guys? Second time I'm baked for you guys. Remember I made those biscuits earlier in the year? You hated them, I like those.

The peanut-E ones. Yeah, the Hot Cross Bunz. Vast improvement, I must say. You can't go wrong with Rocky Road, man. Seriously, I don't think you can fuck up Rocky Road. Nah, this is fantastic. This would go really well in a bake sale. Yeah, well.

Because it's like, there's some density here. Yeah, there is. Like, it's not just like a, it's not weak. It's a strong Rocky Road. say, as I didn't have you in mind making the Rocky Road, but when I was in the aisles, when my girlfriend looking up the confectionary biscuit aisles, I saw

scotch fingers when I pointed out, that's favourite biscuit. So have you tried them on it? Never tried them. So, that's why I got them. So I guess you did inspire me to Matt Rocky Rose? Ten out of ten. Is it ten out of ten? You're loving it? Oh, God, I'm in heaven. That's pretty good. I'm inspired by something you just said, Steph,

and I think that we should do, like, we're quite competitive on the show. We like to compete with each other. I think a fun competition would be an edge bake sale, and all of us have to like bake things and see you can make the most money out of three hours. It would be quite good. Oh, Harrison will one hands down. I don't know. I'd remember what I'd probably.

I definitely get my partner to help me bake. Do you bake much, Steph? Nah. Have you ever baked anything? Mm-hmm. Over lockdown we would make like banana bread a lot and more recently I made banana muffins. Oh, that's good. I've never baked anything.

Never. Never baked anything. Never baked anything. That's crazy. I've helped Jeannie make a sour dough. It's like a delicious science experience. Yeah. Bacon's fucking awesome.

Yeah, like I cook a lot, but bake. Can't really fuck it up. Because it's like, you follow the instructions. Mm. Mm. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed that. Thank you. You're welcome.

For that experience in my mouth. That is okay. I'm just posting the Arvopolo. I just always forget to post it. It's not the first time I've said that. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you said.

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