The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #129: We are in DUNEDIN for Day 1 of our FACT TOUR!

Episode Date: August 20, 2025

Wild Wednesday! EZ Money  Pregnancy & planes Where did you go into labour? Sausage eating contest  Fact Tour Facts!! Harrison gets face to face with ‘The Rat King’ Degrees o...f Stan Walker Sean can back a trailer better than girls he reckons… We test Harrison’s mammal knowledge again NETSKY Black Box giveaway with ‘What’s in Steph’s Black Box?’ Steph doesn’t think she has the stamina to be a student in Duendin We meet the flat Guinea Pig Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Good afternoon, New Zealand. Welcome to your drive home live from Castle Street in Dunedin for the fact tour. We are hitting the nation's capital of Dunnors, Invercargill and Queensland trying to find the best five-stuff act. Is that not it? Is that not the nation's capital? No, that's somewhere else. Don't take that as a fact then.
Starting point is 00:00:27 Yeah, no. God, God, he's bad at facts. Now, this is the point that we're on the road. Sean, every afternoon, you try and impress us with a fact, and let's face it. You haven't been there. It's the whole reason we're on this tour, Steph, that he couldn't find a fact for himself that's five stars. The people are way smarter than you, Sean, and we are hitting up to Eden today. Yeah, specifically Castle Street, and we're at a flat by the name of Juice Box that has egg covering the top window. Love what you've done with the play skills.
Starting point is 00:00:54 And can I be honest, Steph, I'm really excited for this fact, so I'm excited to be here. There is a sausage tizzle for free sausages. And Steph, last time, you said when you were a roadrunner back of the day, you finished 11 sausages in a sausage. Did you? I would like to point out it was a three-hour sishing. But I did put down 11 sausages. Well, today you were going to achieve 12.
Starting point is 00:01:13 And we are all so excited for you, Steph. Go, Steph. Go, Steph. You're a Vos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We are live from Castle Street from the juice box flat for Dunedin. In Dunedin. Thank you, Harrison.
Starting point is 00:01:29 for the fact tour, but right now we're not missing it today, your chance to win $10,000 with easy money. The Edge 10K Easy Money. 0800 the Edge if you want to play. We've got 100 bucks just for playing $10,000 if you do win that 100 bucks
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Starting point is 00:02:01 she's actually having a baby next week please welcome to the show Emma Hi Emma Hi Emma What are you going to do If you win 10K mates
Starting point is 00:02:12 Oh I'd like a nice family holiday Once obviously the baby's here Let me Let me guess To Ireland Yeah Maybe Fiji
Starting point is 00:02:25 Oh maybe Fiji Okay, true. Sorry, Fiji, great place for a holiday. Great place. Crazy assumptions, Sarah. Sorry about that, yeah, yeah. Emma, will this be your first baby or second, third, fourth, fifth? Number five. Five.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Oh, my God, I said that is a joke. You're incredible Emma. Superwoman, my goodness gracious. Incredible or crazy. No. Incredibly crazy. Now, let's try and give you this $10,000 because I'm sure that'll go a long, long way. Maybe even all the way to Ireland.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Up Fiji sounds like a good option. All right, Emma, your letter for easy money will be the letter P. P. Okay. P for Paris. P for pharmaceutical drugs. Oh, yeah, you can't forget the silent P's. The P for phone.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Yeah, the FIFA, the FI's. Okay. The PHIs. The PHs. The PHs. Okay, Emma, 30 seconds on the clock. I'll ask you 10 categories. You need to come up with 10 answers.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Starting with the letter P, you cannot repeat any answers. and you can pass if you need to skip on any and hopefully we'll have time to get back to it. Your time will begin when I finish saying the first category, Emma. Are you ready? Yep, yeah, yeah. Here we go. Emma, with the letter P for $10,000, please name for us
Starting point is 00:03:43 a meal that makes leftovers. Oh, potatoes. A country. Highness. A type of nut. Pataccio. A brand. Or, um, pass.
Starting point is 00:04:04 A school subject. Physics. A flower. No. Not gone. Oh, that's, I do think it's harder. Like, there's a double delay today because we're in Dunedin. You're...
Starting point is 00:04:23 In Ireland? In Auckland? BG.G. In the world. Yeah. Oh, Emma, so sorry about that. Yeah, you got four there. The one that you passed on was.
Starting point is 00:04:34 brand. You could have said Puma. Hula. Pilaras. Yeah. But hey, all the best, Emma. All the best for your due date. And geez, fine. Because you are absolutely superwoman and we're thinking of you and you're incredible.
Starting point is 00:04:48 So a hundred bucks still going to do with thanks to BNZ. So thanks for playing. Pull of an arc. You're avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Live from Dunedin for The Edge Abbas Back Tour. Spinning facts. So bad thing.
Starting point is 00:05:02 We are traveling the nation. Looking for a five-star fact after I've been unsuccessful for about eight months at trying to find one. We're in Dunedin today on Castle Street at the Juice Box. Latra's here. Layla, what's your five-star fact, my friend? Careful, Leila, careful. My fact is Cleopatra invented an adult toy with the use of bees. Bees or beads? Bees as in a fuzzy bee.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Really? Yeah. How do it work? No, but, but, let's not go on the base. They are. Shutting it down, shut down. They'll put their hands up. I can see what it looks like.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Layla, you are in the drawer to win a thousand bucks. The best fact this week will win a thousand big ones. But we did fly down here this morning on a flight, and I'm pretty sure that Steph put someone into labour. Oh my God, it was the craziest thing, and I'm sorry, I just had a little bit of my sausage. I am trying to eat 12 during the show. You've been half of one. I'm very proud.
Starting point is 00:05:53 I've started, and once you pop, you can't stop, once your sauce, you can't stop. It's the same. They say that about hell of sausages. Yeah, absolutely. We love the stuff. Can I also say one thing about the sausage. It's your classic sausage sizzle, where the bread. and the sauce and the sausage combined really sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Starting point is 00:06:05 And I love that about the sausage sizzles. We're talking no butter, we're talking no onions, but a free sausage in this economy. Pretty good. You're joking. Yeah, feeding students for over 40 years. Thank heavens for hellers. Now, picture this. Row 30, gutted.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Gutted. I'm walking down the plane. I'm like, bye Harrison, row 12. Buy Digital Girl Clara. Row 14. I'm like still just going down the aisle. Row 30. Hi, Sean.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Who's next to me in row 30? Oh yeah, you're back there with me. but the people that sit, I'm window and then the couple that sits next to me they sit down for like, I'm going to say 10 minutes and I'm listening to music, I'm thinking nothing of it, and then I can feel a little bit of commotion
Starting point is 00:06:43 towards my right-hand side where they're sitting and there's a flight attendant talking to them and there's another flight attendant turns up and then there's something going on and then I take out my headphones to kind of have a little listen because I'm nosy that way and I hear the flight attendant being like
Starting point is 00:06:56 are you too unwell to fly would you like to get off? And that's when I can't fully hear the response, but they must have said yes. So they both get up and they leave the plane. The pilot comes on. The pilot's probably a little bit. We sense a tone with the pilot.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Well, the pilot was in front of me, and he was in Mufti, and he's like, I'm not being mean, but he's pulling the pants up to hide his crack sticking out. The pilot? The pilot. And I said to Clara and ex-me, he'll go, 50 bucks, that's the pilot. Watch your turn left. He turns left and goes to the cockpit. Gets changed.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Are you joking? I swear in my life. True story. It's very low key. Yeah, imagine how I'm there. But the pilot comes on the loudspeaker and he says, hey, look, there's a person that doesn't want to travel here today. We're going to have to go back to the bridge and disembark them, find their luggage. It might take half an hour delays, apologies, etc, et cetera.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Now, what's going through my brain? Because it's happening right on the seat, like my aisle, like the people next to me. I'm like, first of all, I panic because I'm like, oh, God, did I smell? As she spits out sausage, did I smell so bad today that I made people leave? to actually leave a boarded fly. But then the anxiety kicks in and I'm like, is she a psychic? Has she had a premonition? Are we about to all go down?
Starting point is 00:08:08 Why is it she warning us? I thought that too. I was like, maybe I should get off as well. No, you guys didn't see what I was seeing because I was right. I was across the road, but she was quite clearly pregnant. Like heavily pregnant. And she had a belt extender and everything. And the first thought I was, is like, has this lady next to Steph gone into labour?
Starting point is 00:08:22 Has Steph somehow accidentally induced this woman's labour? And am I going to have to deliver a child at 20,000 feet? Can you imagine? I was ready to do it. You hear of that happening, right? I think there was a baby born, like, in the air, because there's a certain pregnancy week that you aren't allowed to fly anymore for that kind of risk. But there was a baby born middle of two countries,
Starting point is 00:08:46 and so it was like, well, what passport do they get? Because you get whatever passport, what either country you're in at the time. Yes. So it becomes a big thing. What happens if you're born between Auckland and Duned? Yeah, what could have happened today? I don't know. So we would love to know where.
Starting point is 00:09:00 did you go into Labor? Yes. Oh, 800 at the edge. We're going to prize out to the craziest story because I know this is hard to admit some things. Can be your story, can be your partner, can be your friend. Were you in line at a supermarket? And it happened.
Starting point is 00:09:11 A person I knew back in the day went into labor on the Harbour Bridge, had a little baby girl called her Bridget. That's good. Isn't that cool? I mean, this isn't related my name, but when my mum's water broke, having me, she was actually doing a charity runway. A what? A charity runway.
Starting point is 00:09:25 What's a charity runway? It was like an op shop, like an op shop finds. Like a model? Yeah, like a model. Oh, wow. And her water broke and I don't fall out with the water broke on the runway. I think, oh. That's quite a, I mean, I mean.
Starting point is 00:09:36 See, that's my mother. You know, but I mean, as someone whose water has broken before, I mean, you know. Yeah, it's quite as medical. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Live from Dunedim from the Juice Box Flat on Castle Street for the fact tour. The Edge of us fact tour. You got to give him that a fact.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Tour, tour, tour. Tour, tour. We're on a tour to try and find the best fact. want a five-star facts to save the segment and also give someone a thousand dollars. This is one we got earlier when we were door knocking on Castle Street from Tabitha at the Beaver Flat. Take it away, Tabitha.
Starting point is 00:10:10 A fact I have about Dunedin is I'm pretty sure it's the oldest city in the country. Now, Stephen Harrison, before you judge too harshly with this one, it's not great that she led with, I'm pretty sure. I'll admit it. No, well, she didn't lead with, I think she finished with pretty sure. It was the middle. It was the middle bit.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Oh, yeah, middle bit. Yeah, yeah. Now, it doesn't scream confidence, but as the five-star fact judging committee, we on the road will be marking privately what we think each fact is deserving out of five stars, and we will be revealing the winner of that $1,000 on Monday's show. But safe to say that one, might not win. All I'll say is I will give her an extra point because Sean, we did have a choice from from breaking into the flats.
Starting point is 00:10:53 He was just going in unannouncing any facts off the women. No, someone told me, hey. He made a couple of ten. For crying out loud. Even into the kitchen made a tea. But someone did just tell me, because I was like, no one's coming to the doors. It's Castle Street. If the doors open, you can go in.
Starting point is 00:11:05 And did I take that too, literally? Yes. Yes. Absolutely, you did. Anyway, we are wanting to know on 0-800 the edge, where you can text to 3, 3-4-3. Where did you go into Labor? Now, labor is a magical thing because sometimes it can take hours and hours and hours and it starts off like real okay, kind of like period pains.
Starting point is 00:11:23 But sometimes we are all go and it is on and you get into labor and you're like, oh my God, a baby just has suddenly popped out of me. So where did you go into Labor? An amazing text here from Rihanna, actually. Truly, Rihanna takes it. The singer? No, it just says Rihanna. I'm assuming it's the singer.
Starting point is 00:11:40 It's got to be. How many other rewreys do you know? Yeah, Rihanna. Not myself, but my friend who's a midwife went into labour whilst delivering a baby. She was 35 weeks and one week off going on Matleave herself. That's pretty amazing. Oh, wow. What do you say?
Starting point is 00:11:56 You just go, guys, hate to be self. fish, but can we, can I get a couple of you to come help me? It's incredible. And like, Loki, I would panic being the person in labour that your midwife suddenly being like, I need to go. Like, what do I do? You deliver mine, I'll deliver yours.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Yes, whoopsies. And we have Sam from Invercargill, which we're actually heading to tomorrow in our fact tour. On 0800 the edge. Sam, where did you go into labour, my gal? I happen to go into labour on a dead petrol station floor.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Ooh. Biggest nightmare. Sorry, what's that? You go. Biggest nightmare of any pregnant woman is her water's breaking in the middle of the aisle at supermarket. Mine was the petrol station. Good on you. That's exciting, though.
Starting point is 00:12:47 And it's given the staff there a great story to go home to their funnows to tell, you know? Definitely. He definitely had a great look on his face when I told him. And it's good about like a Zed pedal station is that in like in those petrol stations I always have a little sign that says if this needs to be cleaned up let a staff know So they could have definitely got hey There has been a mad pregnancy in there Can you please do clean it up?
Starting point is 00:13:11 So it was good it's a good place to have it very safe Clean up on aisle 11 Yeah surely you named him something starting with Zed right Just out of like Omar should they be free saucy rolls for life or something To be safe here the second letter of his name is actually Zed So you're pretty close Oh there you go There you go.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Second letter of his name is Zed. That's beautiful. Hey, thanks so much for your call, Sam. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Adjava's Factor. Spinning facts. So bad name.
Starting point is 00:13:39 We're trying to find a five-star fact. A fact worthy of saving the segment because I haven't been successful. We've had some great facts so far. Here's one we got earlier when we were doorking on Castle Street. Hippo is most related to a whale. So a whale is a hippo that stayed in the bath too long. Steph Harrison. thoughts.
Starting point is 00:13:57 A hippo is a whale that's saying the bar too long. It's funny because it's a fact and it's a joke. Why is it a joke? Because it's like a whale because it didn't actually go in a bathtub Harrison.
Starting point is 00:14:08 That's why it's a joke. Harrison's wondering whether or not their mammals. I'm sure about that. True. Interesting. My favourite part about this factored as you know,
Starting point is 00:14:19 Steph, Sean, is that Steph thinks she's going to eat 12 sausages today. Yeah, we're doing a live sausage Tizzle free, by the way. Juice Box and Castle drink a free sausage in this economy. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Steph claimed that she was at, what, 15 or something? 12. 12. Okay, okay, years ago, back when Steph was just a little, Steph, young Steph. I used to do some... Before all the sausages. Before all the sausages.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Actually, during peak sausage. This was peak sausage, Steph. Yeah, I was in my early 20s, and I did some road running, which is, you know, the edge team out and about your local town and given away free stuff and come down for a sausage. A bit like what we're doing right now actually in Dunedon. And I put away. 11. 11 in a 3 hour
Starting point is 00:14:57 sausage sizzle. What? Excuse me? Eleven in three hours. It's horrific. It's like 3 an hour. It's not that crazy. Quick update. More than that. I'm on 3. You're on 3? At the moment. I'm down 3. What are you on, Seth? I'm on 1. I'm on 1. And Bella,
Starting point is 00:15:13 who's flat we're at? What are you on? Three. Three as well. Now, Bella made a challenge to you earlier, Steph. What was your challenge? To eat the most sausages in 3 hours. Bella's talking a very interesting game. She's like, I can put away 15. Jeez, Bella.
Starting point is 00:15:30 No one's forcing you. But I love how motivated you are. Now, me and Bella have been chatting. And actually, we went to the same school. We went to TGS, TGUnda School in Auckland. And TGS breeds a competitive kind of person. Because I feel like Bella, I see that in Bella, and I definitely know that's in me.
Starting point is 00:15:49 And I think it would be rude not to take you on Bella. We've got between... Oh, it's on. Osh, Bella. We've got between now and when are we wrapping this up? Like, the show's still seven, but maybe eating contest until six? Until six.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Oh, it's all right. It's six, so we're going to keep it until six. Okay. She says this she wreaked us for another sausage. That you're raw dog, and you've got no sauce on it, you freak. I do have sauce on it. That's not enough sauce. It's not enough sauce.
Starting point is 00:16:12 It's not enough sauce. The sausages of horse. Hallers as well. So come down, go over for you, Hellas. New Zealand feeding students for over 40 years. That heavens for hellas. And big heavens for a free snag in this a cod.
Starting point is 00:16:23 She's walked over and she's doing two at once, which is horrific. Bella's getting a fourth and a fifth. Now, Bella, we're going to see who can eat a saucy the quickest. Oh, right now, are we? Oh, God, okay. Are you ready? We need a countdown. Bella wants mustard on it.
Starting point is 00:16:39 That's crazy for an eating competition. More food. Okay. Okay, oh, please don't choke. I'll have major anxiety. And three, two, one. Eat that snag. You know what?
Starting point is 00:16:52 I'm going to play a song. This is not great to hear on the radio. By me, so I'm gorgeous. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge of a Fat Tour. You gotta give him that. Fact.
Starting point is 00:17:05 What did you call me? I said flat tour, but that's because coming up we are going to do a flat tour, but we're on the facts tour. It's a lot of tours and a lot of alliteration. Yeah, now we are at the Juice Box Flat, and we're about, yeah, we're about to do a little tour inside. Now, here with me is May from the Juice Box Flat here on Castle, threatened in Eden. And you guys, I was chatting to May before the show. You are full of interesting things about you. Now, I know we're on the fact tour, finding random fun facts, and people winning a thousand dollars for the one that impresses us the most. But your life is
Starting point is 00:17:36 impressive, May. You were like, yeah, my sister's friends with Gracie Abrams. And we're like, what? Please tell us more about that. I mean, I don't know. I'm just, I don't know. So, you're from America. You're from L.A. And so does your sister, you went to school in L.A.? She did. With Gracie Abrams. She did. Who's J.J. Abrams's daughter. And Paul.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Paul. Who? Paul. Miss Gal's girlfriend. That's right. That's right. Paul Mescal. So your sister and Grace Abrams are mates?
Starting point is 00:18:09 Old maids, yeah. That's pretty cool. And now tell us about your dad. Okay, my dad was Elvis's lawyer. So, like, when he got divorced from Priscilla and doing, like, business deals, that was my dad. This is incredible. It's crazy. It truly is.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Harrison, can you just go chuck down the music? That'll be great. Thank you. May, how does your dad even become Elvis's lawyer? Do you even, do you know the backstory? I mean, he was an entertainment lawyer, so in the industry. But then he just, yeah, he just got the opportunity. This is so cool.
Starting point is 00:18:44 And I guess Elvis liked him. So does that mean you and your family have rub shoulders with other real famous people? Maybe. Did you ever meet Elvis? No. You're too young. How old is your dad? I thought Al's really old.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Oh, true. Yeah. That's crazy. 38 year age gap between my dad and my mom. See what I mean, guys? Wow. Wow. It's interesting life facts.
Starting point is 00:19:05 When else can you tell us about yourself? Cool. You're studying English? I study English. Killing it, by the way. You've spent every word correctly in the last two minutes, which is better than what we do. You know, Frank Sinatra?
Starting point is 00:19:19 Yes. My mom has lit his cigarette before. Whoa! That's a good one. This is cool. Can I like parent celebrity battle you right now? One time my dad driving in New York City pulled up next to a guy in glasses and kind of looked at him.
Starting point is 00:19:37 The guy wound down the window and said hello. It was John Lennon. Wow. That's a good one. That's a good one. My dad was old too. Yeah, yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Well, those are Mays facts. Wow. I don't know. Are they eligible to be the five-star fact? because they're more just like epic life tidbits, aren't they? Yeah. A little braggy. A little braggy from May.
Starting point is 00:19:58 I reckon we should just call it May every week and just have a segment, just may segment she just talk about her life and cool things about it. Hell yeah, mate. What a life. And it's called If You May. Oh. Now we hear that May has a pretty impressive bedroom at this flat.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Maybe. We're about to do a, if it's okay with everyone at the Juice Box's permission. Can we do a flat tour next? Yes, of course. Okay, okay. Because all that we've seen is just the front door. They haven't gone inside yet. So we'll do that next, eh?
Starting point is 00:20:25 Oh, they made me a cup of tea. What do you think about that, by the way, Mae? He's on Castle Street, for goodness sake. Oh, it's just a little... Sissy. Deva. Teva! Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
Starting point is 00:20:39 The Edge. And we're live from the Juice Box Flat on Castle Street here in Dunedin. For the fact tour, we're here to try and find a five-star fact. We're going to go for a quick flat tour, if that's okay, guys. Are you going to show on a flat? Alright, step inside. Instantly, you are hit with a slight aroma, I'll say. Of girls and beer.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Yeah. I do see a vacuum cleaner. I wonder when it was used last, girls. Jade? If I know I'm having, I don't want to be your mum about it, but when I know I'm having visitors, I give the place a little vacuum. Yeah, we cleaned everything out.
Starting point is 00:21:22 No, we just, we wanted you guys to see authentic. Yeah, get it. Get it. It's intentional, intentional. It's like pretty clean. No, it is, like, pretty clean. It's very clean for a Dunedin Flat, I'd say. Wait, there's even lazy boy chairs.
Starting point is 00:21:35 That's a friend. That's broken. Is it true that? That one doesn't go down. That's got duct tape on the arm of that lazy boy, and it doesn't go down. Okay, well, am I? Alright, let's go to the next room. The kitchen looks good.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Yeah. Oh, you know what? The sign of a Yuck, Daniden Flat, is the oven and the fridge. Okay. the fridge. Okay, ladies, now check your fridge, is it okay? Jesus.
Starting point is 00:22:00 That looks delicious. That's a really nice fridge. That is more stocked than my fridge at home. And that's the only thing you need to care about is probably your fridge and you're done well with that. Here comes the oven. The stovetop looks quite rusted, maybe not used often and we're inside the oven.
Starting point is 00:22:16 It's not so bad. It's truly not bad. Typical flat oven. Oh, you don't use it. Okay, this is why. We use the air fry. Chicken air fry. Bugs in there, that's gross.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Oh, that is grim, mate. All right. Let's go check out some of your bedrooms. Are we like to do that? This is a nice... Yeah, Harrison, you... I mean, sorry, Steph you laid. Me and Harris and I'm just going to bowl into some...
Starting point is 00:22:39 Uny girls' bedrooms. Who's room is this? May. May! Okay, um, are the boys allowed in here as well? Yeah. Okay, come on. First of all, these are teddy.
Starting point is 00:22:50 You've got an onsuit. It's spotless, May. Oh my God. May, it's over in a... Jeez, got a living room in it. May. Whoa. Steph has her own kids
Starting point is 00:23:00 We've been to her house It's not as nice as this I'm being honest with you I don't know I was going to do that But May is the American in the group She just moved to New Zealand So maybe that's part of it I like the finer things
Starting point is 00:23:11 She likes the finer things You can tell You can tell and it shows That is fantastic You are hoarding all the nice furniture In your bedroom No I gatekeeper You're gatekeeper yeah
Starting point is 00:23:24 Because your lounge is Kind of awful and this is, it looks like someone, it's a showroom. Yeah. It's beautiful. Can I read out some of your affirmations on your mirror? Oh my God, guys, I love you, May. Okay, so you've got little post-it notes on your mirror.
Starting point is 00:23:39 I am a prize. It is not my job to keep people happy, especially at my expense. Prioritizing myself is healthy, and asking for what I want or need is healthy. Wow. May. And her affirmations are right next to her en suites as well,
Starting point is 00:23:59 which is another nice part of the room. This is lovely. Who's got the worst room here then, out of the rest of you? They're all quite nice. Okay, play a song. We chose on the wrong flat. Your Avos head harder with Sean,
Starting point is 00:24:12 Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Adjava's back tour. Spitting facts. No bad thing. We're at the juice box flat in Duned in Castle Street here. Steph Harrison, I think you're taking advantage of Jade's lovely hospitality here. I'm double part.
Starting point is 00:24:25 You've asked it for Yorkshire T's and to charge your phone and Yeah, I've got a beautiful... Do you ask for two teas, Steve? No one's for you, actually. Actual? Yeah. Oh, thank you. Oh, this is mean here.
Starting point is 00:24:37 It's 10 out of 10. And, yeah, there's glass everywhere surrounding us at our feet. But, yeah, I'm so happy that this is a tea and not where the glasses come from, honestly. Because, I don't know. I don't think the Castle Street Life is for me. See, I would usually be the one to have that glass. It was formed into a drink with alcohol inside it. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:24:58 But I'm feeling that that's not really happening right now and we're working so I have asked for a tea. Yeah, shall we taste test. Jade, bottoms up. Here, clink, cheers. Have a sip of Jade's Yorkshire tea. Okay. That is lovely as an art. Oh, if Castle Street life's like this, then sign me up.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Jade, you've made a blam-in'am. Is there milk in that, Jade? What kind of milk? I bet it's Lewis Road. You'll flash at the juice box. That's bloody flash, man. We are here, though, on the fact tour. Hey, fact, fact deliverers.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Do you want to pop over here? We're trying to save the five-star fact segment on this tour. We're going to Impercal tomorrow in Queensland on Friday. We're trying to find a five-star fact. All right, so we're going to do a quick fact blitz. What's your name, ma'am? MAM. We hate being called MAM.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Do you like being called MAM, ma'am, ma'am? No. No, no. No, I'm trying to attract people to give you facts. Stop scaring them away. Yo, Sholdy, what's your fact? In 2026, all of the concrete, sorry, pourers in the southern hemisphere has to stop pouring concrete because it's making the side of the world too heavy.
Starting point is 00:26:09 And it's altering the world's axis and the seasons are going off. Wait, what? That's pretty good. That's crazy. That's so crazy if that's true. And terrify, if it's real. And did you mind me calling you Shorty? I think we should move on.
Starting point is 00:26:25 You move on, sure. Move on, man. Move on from that. Okay, fact number two. Don't be creepy, don't be creepy. Fact number two, you're running away from the opportunity to win $1,000. Because you call the other girl Shorty, Sean, so. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Excuse me, lovely lady. Jeez, man. What do I call people now? Just say, hey, what's your fax? Hey, what's your fax? Keep it pretty low here. Ducks have corkscrew penises. Oi!
Starting point is 00:26:48 They do! That's a good fact. Wow. So do cats have reverse hooks on their peon eye? Yeah. So that's why they screech when they have sex an eye. Dial it back. Jeepers, jeepers, jeepers.
Starting point is 00:26:59 I actually saw, I think dogs are similar because one time I saw two dogs and they get stuck together afterwards and I was like, oh my God, these poor dogs, they must be injured. They can't escape each other. But actually it's the corkscrew and they're literally stuck together for like 20 minutes after.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Oh, what's your fact? My fun fact is my long-term relationships always end after approximately four and a half years. Clara? Digital girl, Clara, you're not eligible. Clara, no, go away. You can't vent on the radio. And that's, sorry, guys.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Sorry. Oh, that's sitting down bars. I was talking about dog. Pianuses. Why do you? Sorry. Well, keep coming down. If you are in Dunedin, don't be shy.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Come on down. We are outside of the juice box flat on Castle Street with free saucies. All thanks to bunnings. These things are delicious. Well, not thanks to Bunnings, but they do have them at Bunnings. What did I say? She said thanks to Bunnings. Thanks to hell is?
Starting point is 00:27:50 Whatnings have had nothing to do with this? Nah. No thanks to Bunnings. Can I just give a lovely little shout out to Bunnings? Who invented the sausage tizzle? So thank you, Bunnings. They did. That's a fact.
Starting point is 00:28:00 No money towards this broadcast whatsoever, but good old cheese bunnings. Your Arvos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge Arvo's Fat Tour. You gotta give him that a fact. Yeah, we're touring the South Island. We arrived in Dunedin today, Invers tomorrow, Queenstown on Friday, collecting facts from the people, trying to give away this $1,000 to our favourite fact.
Starting point is 00:28:24 But what did we do first thing after touching down in Dunedin? Going to our favourite place, the museum. Otago Museum, to be exact, to see the thing that we'd all been thinking about since forever and wondering what it looks like in real life. Yeah, and kind of deface my biggest phobia, which is rats, and you decided to show me rats in a museum. The Rat King. We're here at the Dunedin Museum, and after being lost,
Starting point is 00:28:49 and dare I say looping the premises for roughly 20 minutes. Sorry, everyone. Actually asked for a map. We've got a hand-drawn map. Didn't follow that map At all Yeah I forgot the key component Of following the poor prints on the ground
Starting point is 00:29:00 But that's okay We're here now We're in the animal attic Attago Museum About to see something that we've been talking about For years And none of us have ever seen it in the flesh The Rat King
Starting point is 00:29:09 Harrison doesn't actually know what it is And also has a phobia of rats Yeah my biggest fear in phobia of life is rats So this would be real neat Close your eyes I don't want it Yeah we'll close your eyes Close your eyes let's go
Starting point is 00:29:20 I don't like this Okay walk in a straight life I'm scared I've got my eyes open. Okay, now we're going to need you to bend down. I don't want to bend down. Bend down. On your knees.
Starting point is 00:29:33 And come a little close, sir. I can't go close. I can't be face to face with the rat king. And three. It's not a taxidermy thing. This is real. Two. One, feast your eyes upon the rat king.
Starting point is 00:29:47 So if you're listening, you don't know what it is. You can Google it. It's a, um, how many rats, how many rats are in there? Do you know? Was there seven? Seven rats. Their tails got stuck together. It's a rat larvae.
Starting point is 00:29:59 And they've all been preserved in kind of like a pickle jar. So their tails are stuck together. So this is how they lived. And they crawled around as a group because their tails, they couldn't separate each other, right? So it's like a knot. So that is what's called a rat king. Yeah, so it's likely that this guy's tails
Starting point is 00:30:21 actually tied up with. like human and horse hair. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It gets more attractive. All right, well, there you go. If you were in Dunedin, you want to check that out. The Rat King Harrison, you've left her on the other side.
Starting point is 00:30:33 You okay? Yeah, I reckon we could go. Okay, all right. So if you just tuned in, that is earlier. We went to the Otago Museum to see the Rat King and watch Harrison face his biggest phobia ever. Not one rat, but seven intertwined. Actually horrific.
Starting point is 00:30:47 It was so horrific. You're ravos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We are live. from Castle Street in Dunedin for the fact tour. We've come down to the smartest part of the country, Dunedin, Invercago, Queenstown in the next few days to try and find a five-star fact
Starting point is 00:31:05 to save Sean's five-star fact segment. We sure have. We've also got $1,000 up for grabs for somebody who impresses us the most with their facts. Now, normally Harrison, myself, Steph and producer Nurse Sam with the judging panel whenever you've attempted this, Sean. We're going to keep our judging marks close to our chest and the finalists will actually be revealed Monday after the tour's over.
Starting point is 00:31:29 But boy, have we had some incredible facts so far? Oh, yeah. And you can keep yours coming through on 3343 as well. But it is Wednesday, and we can't not do one of our favorite bits that we do every Wednesday at this time. Degrees of Stan Walker. Degrees of Stan Walker. That's how it goes when we're live. We practice the acopalor.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Harrison was meant to do a rap. Sorry, I forgot to do my rap with our game. That was all your file. That was me. Well, the way this goes is, we've got a theory, right? That every single Kiwi has a great story about Stan Walker. Now, not necessarily like a great story like my cousin is his manager, but a great story like I ran into him once at this thing.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Yeah, the key to this game is the more degrees the better. I saw my cousin see him down a driveway in Tohanga or something like that. One of my favorite Stan Walker stories during the segment was a couple of weeks back when someone who ran a certain liquor shop, I think, was told by one of his staff that Stan Walker had just entered the shop with his mates and they were like buying some stuff. And so the guy tuned into the CCTV footage
Starting point is 00:32:37 from his house to just look at Stan Walker shopping for wine. It was just the most like... Yes, that's crazy. Crazy, like low-level Stan Walker story, but that one was so good because it was just so unique. So if you're wondering what vein of stories were kind of after, this is one of the ones we had last week.
Starting point is 00:32:52 I think in 2012, Beyonce came to New Zealand, and I was a huge fan of Beyonce. So we actually talked to her security guard, and we saw that he went to Denny, so we followed him to Denny. And then while we found Beyonce's security guard in Denny's. So we asked this random man in the line to take a photo of me and the security guard. The guy that we asked got a bit funny, and he was like, why do you want a photo? And we were like, can you just give the photo? So he took a photo of me and Beyonce's security guard, and it took a photo of himself as well. And then I looked in a photo again
Starting point is 00:33:22 years later and I found out of Stan Walker because he opened. Great story. Because he won't? Because he... Cliffhanger but I bet it was a good ending. I definitely was.
Starting point is 00:33:35 So, 0,800 at the edge. Give us the call right now. What is your degree of separation to Stan Walker? What's your story? Is it as simple as Harrison's... Was it your uncle or something you saw? My uncle saw him shaving his legs
Starting point is 00:33:46 in the hotel, swimming pool and toe pole. That's a true story. It's a true story. My greatest story we've ever had. How many weeks have we run this for? This is week 16. It's never failed. No, I honestly truly think.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Potentially, there will be an end to the segment. No, it's not today. And potentially it could be today. We could have run out of low-level Stan Walker sightings. Prove it wrong, New Zealand. Your Arvo's head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The edge. Stanwork!
Starting point is 00:34:12 We go, what's your degree of separation to Stan Walker? What's your Stan Walker story? And every week we go, surely we're not going to be able to do another week of this. It is Week 16, New Zealand. You've not failed us yet. O 800 of the Edge, what's your Stan Walker story? Guys, we are going to start really strong tonight. Oh, 800, the Edge is the number, with Paula from Christchurch.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Now, Paula, I have read your Stan Walker story. The boys don't know it yet, but you go ahead and you paint us a beautiful picture of your degree of separation to Mr. Stan Walker. Okay, so a few years ago, my husband used to go to Pilates class, at his Pilates teacher's house and her house was across the road from Stan Walker's batch that was in a Hopi Beach.
Starting point is 00:35:06 Okay, so Harrison got distracted because he's not dancing, but I'll... Sorry, sorry, I did, sorry. But Paula's husband used to do a Pilates class and the Pilates instructor lived across the road from Stan Walker's batch. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Oh, it's so many degrees. That's good. That's really strong. Okay. It's so strong, you guys. It's right in the vein of what we're after. Exactly, Paula. It's an incredible start. Do you say, do we need to go to another?
Starting point is 00:35:35 I think it's the best. Yeah, I thought, oh, it's got to another. Okay, let's see who's here on 0800 the edge. We have the wonderful Joel, Jolie on the phone. Jolly, what is your degree of Stan Walker? Your Stan Walker's story? Oh, hey. So I was helping out my granny at, like, New World.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Matt and yeah he was at the supermarket. He was at the same supermarket that you were at. Yeah, New World. Okay, how far did the interaction extend Jolie? Did you get a photo? Did you say hi, did you point it out to your Nana? Did your Nana know who he was? Yes, she knew, but no, I was a bit chicken, but I took a photo of him. From a distance. Oh.
Starting point is 00:36:22 This is great. A photo, okay. So Jolley went to the supermarket with him. Nana, Saw Stan Walker, took a cheeky photo. What was he buying? What aisle was he getting? Oh, he was getting like pasta or something like that. Doesn't straight be as a carbs guy?
Starting point is 00:36:38 Why? Oh yeah. Very good Nick, isn't he? Yeah, yeah. Oh, see, Jolie, this is fantastic. Okay, two great stories, guys. Who are we awarding the life-changing prize to? It's a tough one. One of the toughest weeks, I reckon, to decide what one was a better story. They're two really good stories. Pretty strong contenders.
Starting point is 00:36:54 It's number one. from me. Paula! Paula! Yeah! Paula, your story of your husband once going to a Pilates class
Starting point is 00:37:02 wasn't even knew it was your husband and that house being across the road of Stan Walker's batch has won you a life-changing prize. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Adjava's back tour. Spinning facts. So bad thing. Now we are in Duned
Starting point is 00:37:20 and we went door knocking on Castle Street earlier and here's the facts we got from someone. Octopus is have three hearts, but when they start swimming, their main heart stops beating. Sorry for being vague, that was Jack. Wow.
Starting point is 00:37:33 And he was from the Raw Flats. It's actually amazing how many facts about octopi we received. There's a lot of octopussy facts out there. A lot of octopussy facts, Harrison. But do we know the plural? Yeah, we just said it. Yeah, we just said it. The triple heart when we hear a lot.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Yeah, we do. Oh, can I actually make a PSA? All other fact give us in Invercarogel and Queenstown. Don't give us octopus facts. You know what? This is a huge call for me And one, no, it's not my place to make this call. Go on.
Starting point is 00:38:00 But just animal facts in general, I don't think it's going to win you $1,000. Okay, there are some interesting animal facts. No, but there's not really. No, what about that guy? He said a tongue goes round a woodpecker's head. Oh, that was a good one. That was a pretty good one. But no more from now.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Yeah, I just, it's just not kept. It's just, you guys know what I mean. I know you mean. There are some good ones. A blanket. I mean, granted, I'm incentivised here to just try and get us a five-star fact, so I'm good for anything. think. Yeah, I think just definitely no more octopus. I think we're done with those.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Yeah. Animals, think about it before you approach justice. It's got to be good. Just think about it. Now, Sean, you really had to think about something when we arrived at Juice Box flat here on Castle Street in Dunedin when we pulled up because you had to be good at driving a trailer. And it's something that you're quite confident in many, many, many, many areas in your life, Sean. And here's another example is, oh yeah, I'll back that trailer up because it's got the barbecue for the sauces on it. I'll be able to do that. No worries. Yeah. How did that work out for you?
Starting point is 00:39:00 Well, I did. We were here setting up at the flat in these two lovely young Wahani from the Edge and Otago, we're trying to back in the trailer and they didn't really know how to do it. So I kind of went over there, man, man, man. Hey, ladies, do you need me to, I'll back this trailer in for you? And they go, oh, thank you. Our hero. Jump in here and give it a go. So I'm kind of like, I could back a trailer in. Because truthfully, back in the day, I used to do a lot of these barbecues. And I could back the heck out of a trailer. And all I'll say is this situation, pretty wide driveway, about a two-car width driveway, no cars in the road, dead street.
Starting point is 00:39:30 I was like, yep, Sean, I reckon you can do this, mate. There's no hazards to be there. No hazards whatsoever. Almost Tuesday. I was so confident. I was like, let me take over. I've got this. And dare I say, I tried on this quiet street seven times until there were cars waiting.
Starting point is 00:39:47 Quite a few of them. And I had to give up and pull over to the side, let all the cars through. and then I was so ashamed though I didn't want to tell Stephen Harrison I didn't realize I was sitting there watching anyway laughing at me but I unhooked the trailer by myself
Starting point is 00:39:59 and walked it over and pushed it up there that was the funniest thing I've ever seen you do you talk in a game you're going ladies sit down I've got this and then I look back to you're hand wheeling the trailer on the driveway silver lining
Starting point is 00:40:10 I think I did a lot for feminism today because I hear me out because I've come and I've gone look at me I'm a man I can do it and then I proved that just because of a man doesn't mean I can do it And then I had a woman come and help me do it, and then I'm feminist. Feminism.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Yep. Yep, that's a good silver lining for you, buddy. I loved it. I loved it. Well done, you, Sean. That's funny. So if you guys ever need your trailers backed, Sean will get his hands around and do it himself.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Yeah. On foot. Yeah, always on foot. After you parked the car. Sit down, sweetheart. Sit down to sit down to that. I got this. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
Starting point is 00:40:46 The Edge. The Edge of us. Fact tour. You got to give him that a fact. We're trying to get a five-star fact with judges Harrison and Steph. They're doing a little quiet marking at the moment, and we will find out the results on Monday whether we get a five-star fact and save the segment.
Starting point is 00:41:01 Also, $1,000 will be given away. But since we are on Castle Street, earlier today before the show, we went door knocking, which, to be honest, not necessary on Castle Street, because every door is slightly ajar and you can just walk in. Yes, some flats I just was like, hello, and literally no on time, but everything's just open. It's very safe, very, very trusting down here. I did knock on the door of the flat that we named back at the start of the year,
Starting point is 00:41:28 the Goon Saloon on Castle Street. This house just didn't have a name, and all the flats here do. That one didn't, and so we gave ourselves the honour of printing out a sign and just slapping it on the top there, and they weren't home either, unfortunately. I know, sad. I kind of fought a bomb with those fellas, you know, walk the streets or a sign. What were their names again? Liam.
Starting point is 00:41:47 Such a strong bond. Zane. Nile, I think was one of them. It would have been a Harry in there too. But that's you. No, here's what I'm going to have a Harry. We spent like a thousand bucks on that sign. Flew Harrison down for it.
Starting point is 00:41:59 We forgot to put the edge on it. So I've told three people that was ours. Everyone's like, did you do that? I was like, you really should have put our names on it. Yeah. How bad. It was a good moment, though. It was a great moment and definitely worth it.
Starting point is 00:42:10 But here are some of the great facts we got from door knocking today. Here's fact number one. There's a fungus that can take over an ant's body, control its mind and turn it into a zombie. Boy, pretty good fact. That's a cool fact. That's a scary fact. Here's fact number two. The Klufer River is the fastest river in New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:42:30 That's pretty good. I don't know where that is. Belkutha. The Klutha. Yeah. The Klutha River is in Belkulth. Oh, okay. It's South Africa.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Around here. Southland. I love his good geography. New Zealand outside of Auckland. It's so funny. So is mine. It's not great. But test me.
Starting point is 00:42:44 I've been brushing it. Okay, Wellington. Capital, bottom of the North Island. Here's fact number three. The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one. Fred Barr, who created the iconic packaging, had part of his ashes put inside the Pringles when he died in 2008. That makes me sad.
Starting point is 00:43:04 That's what, the guy died and put ashes in Pringle can. Yeah, cremated in the Pringles can. That's like the guy that invented the Segway died on a Segway. It's grim. Why is that like that at all? It's just grim and it's just... Just two people dying. related to the thing they invented, I guess.
Starting point is 00:43:21 You can text you a fact through to 3343. Of course, we are in Invicargle tomorrow, so make sure you come down and give us the facts. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Adjava's Fact Tour. Spitting facts. So bad name.
Starting point is 00:43:35 And we're going to be live tomorrow from Invercargo Friday, live from Queensland, all thanks to Thunderdong, actually, the best-flavored whiskey in New Zealand. They're going to be touring us around, trying some adventure activities in Queensland on Friday. so make sure you come through and keep an eye on it, Javvo's Instagram for that. But right now, you may have seen this viral moment online in a game of mammal or not.
Starting point is 00:43:57 We found out Harrison isn't the greatest at, well, whether animals are mammals or not. Yeah, mammal or not. Geography, I'm really bad at. Maths. Science. So, yeah, mammals, I'm not good with mammals. And apparently everything else that a pub quiz involves. I'm terrible on a pub quiz. Hello?
Starting point is 00:44:20 So we've found May, who lives in this lovely flat that we're broadcasting from this afternoon from Castle Street at the Juice Box. May, you're very clever, you're studying English. Yes. Do you know your mammals from you're not your mammals? Now, this is what we're about to test. Now, what I love about you, May, is we've taught you a lot on the show this afternoon. You are from America. I am.
Starting point is 00:44:41 From L.A. Yes. And you were visiting your cousin, who was studying here at Otago. He was. Living on Castle Street. And you've visited it. And you're like, this is home. This is the place to be.
Starting point is 00:44:51 This is where I want to go to uni. It's the place to be, yeah. And so you moved here? Yeah. Glass on the floor, cans everywhere. You must be like one of the only people who have come from American going, Dunedin. I want to go to Cal Street, Dunedin.
Starting point is 00:45:04 That's the place for me. I love this. Okay, so, May versus Harrison. I'm going to read out several animals. Remember what an animal is Harrison? Yeah, it could be a mammal, could not be May. Yeah. Something I've learned.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Yep. And you guys are going to tell me whether. it's a mammal or not. Now, if it's not a mammal, bonus points if you can say what it actually is. Okay. Okay. Now, just yell out when you think you know the answer. No buzzing and anything else.
Starting point is 00:45:28 Just yell it up. Okay. Yeah, you yell out the answer or when we think we know the answer. Yeah, yell out the answer. Okay. Animal number one. The blue whale. Mammal.
Starting point is 00:45:36 Correct. No, it's a blue whale. It's a mammal there, Harrison. Cool. A cobra. Oh, a insect. What did you say, Harrison? Insect.
Starting point is 00:45:44 A reptile. Yeah, it's a reptile. Oh, I was thinking of a spider. Oh, my goodness. A piranha. Fish. Fish, correct. A kiwi.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Can I... Can you put it in a sentence? It's a bird. It's a bird. That's a crazy thing to say. A jellyfish. Fish. Actually, it's an envertebrate.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Shame, man. What about a sloth? Mammal. Tudal. Tudal. No. Turtle. Turtle.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Turtle. Oh. Turtle? Turtle? Reptile Correct, May Come on, Harrison You got this, you got this
Starting point is 00:46:23 Manterey Fish Correct An emperor penguin Bird Bird But the lover A penguin is not a fish
Starting point is 00:46:36 You know it's crazy When I get to do it by myself May I feel like I have lots of time to think about it With you here I just kind of think of a word And spit it out Okay An elephant
Starting point is 00:46:45 Mammle Tiger Mammal Beer Mammal Mammal. Mammal. Mammal.
Starting point is 00:46:51 A salmon. Fish. Fish. See, it's because of the speed thing. A crab. Oh. Crestation. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:00 What? She's good. Oy. May, we're going to give you that absolutely fantastic effort in Mammal or not Mammal. One of our new favorite games here on the EJava is. Just from embarrassing you basically here. Thanks for that, May. Probably didn't need to do that.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Cheers. Steph and Harrison The Edge We are live from the Juicebox flat on Castle Street in Dunedin on the fact tour Hey thanks much for having us guys Yeah
Starting point is 00:47:26 One more hour We've stuck with us We have gone inside though Because it's freaking freezing In Dunedin It is very cold But right now guys We have a chance
Starting point is 00:47:34 For someone to want to double pass to NetSky Live in New Zealand So 0800 The Edge If you would like to play Harrison and I are going to play On behalf of you
Starting point is 00:47:42 We're going to guess what is in Steph's Black Box because Net Sky is here on his black box 2.0 World Tour. He's come here, 2021, 2021, 2023, 24. He's back again, Auckland Christchurch in partnership with audiology touring this August and September. Steph, give us some clues. Okay, guys, these are innuendo clues, and I might have gone a little bit crazy with the innuendo. Thank you. Okay, so I'm going to let you guys guess on behalf of Matt, who has
Starting point is 00:48:10 texted in to 33443. We'll call you back, Matt. I think we actually got a real, like, sorry, I know you've already given it to Matt. Maybe we have to give Matt tickets as well, because I think There is someone holding on the phone here to play. Okay, do we have a name? Do we have a name? Do we have a name? Can we talk to them? Hello, listener.
Starting point is 00:48:23 Daniel! Daniel! Okay. Sorry, we'll let's let Matt play tomorrow. Okay, if you guys get this, then Daniel goes to the next guy. Okay. Clue number one. The thing that's in my black box is always under you taking a pounding,
Starting point is 00:48:38 but you never take me to bed. God. Do you think that Steph has taken the end of the end? I think that's the furthest thing you've ever said. You have to guess now. You have to guess after. From that. Sorry, one more time.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Okay, I'm always under you taking a pounding, but you never take me to bed. Oh my God. What do you pound? A pogger stick? No. Okay, your next clue.
Starting point is 00:49:02 You tie me up nice and tight before we get sweating together. Oh, I know what it is. I know what it is. Meat. No. It's shoes. It's sneakers.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Sneakers. Yay! Daniel, you're going to net sky, mate. Congratulations. Damn, I couldn't even do the clue about good tongue action. What was that one? What was that one? No, never mind.
Starting point is 00:49:25 It was too far. We don't need to go there too far. Congratulations, Daniel. You've got a next guy, brother. Thank you. Appreciate it. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.
Starting point is 00:49:34 The Adjava's fact tour. Spinning facts. So, bad thing. We're trying to find a five-star fact. So we've gone on tour to the people because I've been unsuccessful after about eight months. So we're going to Dunedin today, Invercargle tomorrow in Queensland on Friday. And, of course, the first thing we're going. we did when we landed in Otago today in Dunedin is go to the museum to let Harrison face
Starting point is 00:49:53 his biggest fear in the world and look at the Rat King. The Rat King, if you don't know, Google it, but be warned, it's when a group of rats, sorry, it's dinner time as well, I've just realized, get their tails caught up, like in the rat nest, and their tails not together, and they travel around, like they can't move without moving with each other in like a formation. It's revolting, and there's one at Otago Museum in a presuming. in a jar. It's full on. But anyway, why we were there, we met up with Kane, who is the curator of the animal department of the museum. He's the guy that's in the know of all the animal
Starting point is 00:50:27 stuff. So what better person to talk to to get facts from than the Otago Museum guy, Kane? This is Kane's fact number one. Is that the penis of the kangaroo lives behind the testicles. So when it comes down to getting down to business, it has to flip those over the top of it and just hang them. you know, like a bit of dirty, dirty sock over the end of the bed. That is horrific the sock reference at the end, I think. It was crazy. The classic sock over the end of the bed.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Nobody says that. So... I loved Kane. I didn't expect when we showed up to a museum on a Wednesday that we'd get a guy like Kane. I don't think I was going to rock up to a museum on Wednesday and see massive kangaroo testicles, to be honest. Which are fun fact in front of the peepee. Yes. We've just all learned.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Here's Kane from the Otago Museum's fact number two. Best fact about the wombat would be that wombat, that wombat, do square poose. Good facts. That's good fact. There was one of your early five-star fact, Sean. Didn't want to let him down like that, but I have used that, and I think it actually scored quite high.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Good memory from you here. Yeah, it was. I'm impressed. Kane's fact number three. We've got the suburb liar bird down here, which is the best mimic of all of the birds. It can even mimic such things as sirens and chainsaws. Oh, no one.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Yeah, yeah. And, you know, the ladies love it. That's what gets them in the ladies, is the best mimicking calls. Ah, I don't you love a bird that can do a chainsaw noise. It's all the ladies in a siren. Quite impressed.
Starting point is 00:51:57 What's the noise that you made to attract Sarah, your girlfriend? Oh. Oh. I don't like that one. I don't like that one. Okay. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:52:09 All right. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Adjava's back to her. facts. We're hitting Danedon today, Invercargo tomorrow, Queensland on Friday, trying to find a five-star fact to try and save the five-star fact segment and give someone
Starting point is 00:52:26 a thousand bucks. We got this fact earlier. The town of Henvao-Puengek, Goghergwen, and Tisiliogogogog, in Northwest Wales, was only renamed as such in the 1860s for promotional purposes. I'm obsessed with that fact. I already know I'm going to be judging that very highly. judging day on Monday once we've collated all the facts. Yeah, and I'm not even going to try and
Starting point is 00:52:50 reenact what he said. I think you should try. No, it'll definitely be offensive borderline racist, so I'm not going to do that. That fact was from George, and it was my favourite of the day, absolutely. So, yeah, Imbacled tomorrow, beat that Inver's, beat that, that's the calibre. That's what we're looking for tomorrow on this fact tour.
Starting point is 00:53:08 But we are broadcasting live from the Juice Box Flat on Castle Street for the next wee while. We're here until 7pm. We've got some yummy saucy still going. But what I love about the girls at Juice Box is their hospitality. How many teas are you guys up to? Incredibly hospitable. I'm on tea number two.
Starting point is 00:53:25 I did go, honestly, when I first got here, Jade was the first person I talked to. And I did say to her, put her aside, said, Jade, could I trouble you for a tea? She goes, no stress at all, pulls out some. She takes me into their tea cupboard. It was like Alice entering Wonderland. I'll tell you, honestly. So many teas, herbal teas, green teas, a Yorkshire English breakfast tea. So hospitable.
Starting point is 00:53:45 She's made me a tea. but there I did it in as bit of milk in there. I am lactose intolerant, but I'm too nice to even complain. My tummy is in so much pain, but I can't complain about it. They're that nice. So nice. Now, Jade, thank you for the teas. You're welcome.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Anytime. You inspired us with a new segment called What's the Tea? Literally. With Jade. Now, Jade, we're going to ask you some questions about the tea here on Castle Street in Dunedin. Not anything too scandalous. I don't want you to spill any secrets that you're not supposed to. But what is it like genuinely being a student here?
Starting point is 00:54:20 Because I don't think I would have the stamina to be able to survive. But what's it really like? Honestly, like really fun. We do like lock in during the day. But when it comes to like the sun's out, drinks out, we do have a really good time. And probably drink like two, three times a week. Wow. It's so fun.
Starting point is 00:54:37 Yeah. We do take it seriously when we have to. That's the shocking part. No, a fence. Like you guys are all very intelligent here. But like, I'm shocked about how much you guys do all study. I thought it was not existent. People do really study, but they do treat themselves.
Starting point is 00:54:50 Like, you do have a good time. It definitely lives up to the reputation of drinking, yeah. How many, have you ever had a house party at your flat? Because your own flat is so lovely. We have. Our first flat party was basically taken over by freshers. So that kind of was a disaster. But the second one was fun.
Starting point is 00:55:09 What's the fresher? Is that a year one? That's gross years. Do we like freshes? We do not like freshes. Oh, really? No freshes. Yeah, they took over, but we had to get them out. But what are you guys?
Starting point is 00:55:20 Pardon? What are you guys? We're second year. Is that just called second year? So only second years live in Carcer Street. Oh, yeah. And then we move up to Queen Street, third year. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Wow. Love it. And then they move up to King Street. It's like a game of handball. Whoa. I thought that was a good joke. That was an alright joke. Oh, can you say anything? Can you reveal anything?
Starting point is 00:55:40 Because when you refresh you, do that crazy initiations and stuff? No, we're not doing any initiation in. allowed to do that this year. Is that done? No, we're like not allowed to. Oh, but wink, wink, what did you do, Jade? No, don't get Jade into trouble. She was telling me earlier they waterboarded her first year. It's crazy. Oh, legally you can't say anything, but maybe you do do it.
Starting point is 00:56:00 Yeah, everything kept secret. Wow, I love! I was a good! I remember years ago, Pelleking was banned. That hasn't snucked back into culture here on Castle Street, has it? No, I don't think so. What's Pelican? It's when you...
Starting point is 00:56:14 Oh, it's when you... We don't know. bath into someone's open mouth. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's fine. None of that? Good. Good.
Starting point is 00:56:22 Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge Avvo's Fact Tour. You gotta give him that a fact. We're trying to get a five-star fact and save the segment, give you $1,000 yesterday ahead of coming to Dunedin. We called randomly OPSM optometrists in Dunedin. And we got this legend by the name of Alex.
Starting point is 00:56:44 Did you know that Woodpecker's tongues? wrap around their brain to cushion them from a concussion when they pick against tree trons. That is awesome. It's a great fact. That's a great fact. We're all in our feet, Alex. We are giving you a standing ovation, shocked.
Starting point is 00:56:58 He gets a five-star thing. That's an incredible fact. Alex, it's a five-star from me too, mate. That was flawless. It was sensational. It's insane. It has the amazing wow factor. But I've got to give it a 4.9.
Starting point is 00:57:13 So it was a five rating from Harrison there, too. It was a top mark, Alex, and he's come down to the juice box flat tonight and done is Alex, our hero. Hey, everyone, how are we? Oh, Alex. So good. Now, what impressed us the most about this is we randomly called a business here in Dunedin yesterday on the show. Now, you were expecting our call. In fact, you were probably a bit freaked out.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Yeah, definitely. I was very confused when I answered the phone. And we were like, Alex from OPSM, hello. Spread the word that the edge is coming in town. And did you live up to your word? I did indeed. I spoke to a few customers and some mates. So good.
Starting point is 00:57:47 And what impress us so much is we were like, come up with a fact. And you're like, well, I don't really have one. We're like, okay, you think about it. We'll call you back. We gave you approximately five seconds until we called you straight back. And you came up with that dozy. How did that fact come from? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Well, the first time you left, I figured I'd get a little bit more time. So I went and spoke to the optometrist saying if he mentioned anything about OPSM, but nope. Then I saw the phone ring again and you guys who gave me the facts. So I just randomly Googled one up and there it was. It's just something that must have been attracted to you, mate, because Sean has done over 150 facts. We've never given him five stars.
Starting point is 00:58:22 You quickly Google it out of nowhere, five stars. Magic. You're magic, great. Five five, four point nine. Alex, thanks so much for coming down, dude. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge Avos Fact Tour.
Starting point is 00:58:36 You got to give him that a fact. Now, last time I was in the beautiful city of Dunedin, here in Castle Street, I was broadcasting from a flat that had a kitchen at the time, which was very exciting. I was a little bit worried though because the students in charge of any kind of animals' life worried me. But the flat we're at now is very responsible. They're the juicebox flat.
Starting point is 00:58:57 And someone else who's very responsible is Gabby, who is here with a guinea pig. Gabby. Tell us about Bean. Bean is two. I got him when I was flatting, but we were very good with him. He'd run around the flat, but very safely. But now he's a big boy who lives outside. So, oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:59:16 He's got a very rat-like behaviour. around about him, doesn't he? Nope, not at all. I don't know. I've got Ben sitting on me right now. He's been helping me out the last 10 minutes. He's adorable guinea pig, by the way. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:59:28 Beautiful coat. If you give him a wee tickle, he might have a wee chat. Like if you tickle him on the bum. Oh. I can hear it. I don't think it's okay. Your fingers up there, so maybe. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:59:40 Don't start that room again. No. Do you have any facts about guinea pigs for us, Gabby? You can try him $1,000. Hit us. Ginnie picks poop over a half. hundred times a day. Careful, Sean.
Starting point is 00:59:49 I'd wash that finger. They're really cute poops. They do cute poops. Yeah, they're like little beans. They're little beans. Is that why his name's bean? After his poop. After shit.
Starting point is 00:59:59 Give me. Oh. Oh, he's very cute. He's a little tortoiseshell little guinea pig. Is he a big boy? He's actually quite little. Little one. He's actually now crawled up on his shoulder and is thrusting the side of his neck.
Starting point is 01:00:12 Oh, he's cool like on his shoulders. That's where he sits when I drive on. Oh, it's like a real life scarf. It's like a warm scarf. He's really crawling around my neck. He's going to town in Sean right now. That's incredible. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Yeah, take this candy big bag off. Very, very cute, Gabi. Live from Dunedin right now on the fact tour. And a quick reminder that tomorrow, if you are in Inver Corrigal, then we've got lunch sorted for you tomorrow because we're going to be at Fat Bastard Pies. Classic NZ Pies made honest and sent fresh nationwide. And I am so excited to put my mouth in a... around a seafood chowder pie, which sounds crazy, but I've had one of these fat bastard seafood
Starting point is 01:00:54 chowder pies before. And it's so delicious. It's so yummy. And if you want to try a fat busted pie tomorrow, we've got 100 free pies at 12 o'clock for the first 100 people that come down and give us your fact. Yeah. Tomorrow we're in Inbers. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
Starting point is 01:01:11 The Edge. Hey, it is The Edge. Sean, Steph and Harrison. If we sound a little different, it's because we are live from Dunedin today from Castle Street or have just been live for the fact tour. That is all from us today. If you missed any part of the show, catch our podcast on Spotify, Apple Music or Rover. And tomorrow, we are in the bustling metropolis of Invercouragal.
Starting point is 01:01:29 Yeah, and don't forget, on the way to Inver's tomorrow, we're going to be doing the last ever Jaffer race down Baldwin Street before we leave Dunners. So we've actually brought Jaffers down, because obviously Jaffers being discontinued. So we have B.YOed Jaffers, and we'll be there tomorrow. I've just seen what I look like. Harris is just being filming set. Your headphones have just popped up in your hair quite interestingly. I look like mini-mouse.
Starting point is 01:01:54 You do. And do you know my favorite part of today was you smashing back those sausages. The whole time you're going, guys, I'm going to break the record. I did 11 last time I was here. Now I'm doing 12. How many did you have, Steph? I'd too. Awesome.
Starting point is 01:02:07 No, but we're going somewhere lovely for dinner, so I don't want to ruin my appetite. False promises were made. But tomorrow in Ivakar, make sure you come down to fat bastard pies. Classic Indyat Pie is made honest and sent fresh nationwide. We will be there from around midday, and we have about 100 free pies to give away. So we'll see you in Invercagle tomorrow, and Kierkaha, New Zealand. Bye.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Bye. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.

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