The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #132: Shut the front door!! We finally have a 5 Star Fact!

Episode Date: August 25, 2025

Cheers to Monday! EZ Money  Fact Tour recap & our 5 Star Fact finalists! Rocco’s first fluffy.. Shmeg chat Harrison’s movie reviews Sean’s burnt tongue Steph’s segment segment Worst first dates… 🤣 We announce our 5 Star fact WINNER! Relatively new news Peoples court  Ambidextrous Diddle Q&A Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Welcome to today's podcast. Back in Auckland after the facts tour and boy, did we wrap that up. We've got our top three facts. Did one of them make it to a five-star fact and save the five-star fact segment? Sean's leaving his tissues everywhere as we're taking on people's core.

And Steph asks, where does your penis go when you sit on the toilet, lads? What about the segment that I put so much time and... Oh, yeah, what happened that day? Is that what it's called? Is that what it's called? I don't know. This day in history. This day in history.

That'll do. Look, if you can't remember it, you can't expect us to be. Oh, and Steph collects buttons. I don't. And Stamps. And Steph doesn't know where guys' generals go on the toilet. Oh, you've mentioned that one. Yeah, true.

And... George has it washes downstairs. No, here's the podcast. Oh. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the show. Happy Monday.

We are back from the Facts Tour. If you missed it last week, Wednesday and Eden, Thursday and in Bacago, Friday down in Queensland, trying to find the best fact in New Zealand to save the five-star fact segment. Yeah, we found some goodies. We found some ones that weren't so good. Are you guys sick of facts yet? I will never be sick of one. I'm a little.

of facts. Yeah, so today we will be awarding someone the $1,000 prize because we have been impressed with a certain fact more than others, one certain fact. Can you guys just let me know any of them five stars? Because like $1,000 is great for a listener. I want to know whether my segment saved. We'll reveal the three top finalists in around 20 minutes time. But then after five o'clock, Sean, you can have to wait for that big rating.

Yeah. And you can shortly go to the Ajavers and see the three final facts and have your say. What do you reckon is going to win? Because I think Steph and I, we actually have discussed. Steph, me and Nurse Sam, the judges haven't discussed. But I think we all know what one it is. Yeah. Yeah.

I know my favourite. Same. Is it one of the ones I said? Definitely not. No. No. No. No.

With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge. E. Easy money is the game. We'll give you a letter between E and Z. 30 seconds. 10 questions.

Answer each one with a word of that letter. Win a thousand bucks. Good luck. Let's play with Mark from Christchurch. Kilda Mark. Yeah, hey. How's it going? Oh, glorious.

So good. What do you do for work, Mark? I'm a graphic designer for a printing company. Oh, hey, what's your favourite graphic you've made this week? I've done a logo for a local client down here, so they're quite pleased with it. That sounds cool. See, Steph, you were saying it's Monday. I got worried.

I got worried. I just clicked to that too. But is a busy man? Well, Mark. He's only not one out today. Yeah, shot Mark. Okay, here we go, Mark. Let's try and give you a thousand dollars.

30 seconds. Your letter will be ar. A for... O or... Ar. R. R. R. R. Okay. Four.

Okay. Art. No. No. Ar for road. Robot? Robot's a good one, Mark. You got it. All righty.

Here are the rules, Mark. You'll have 30 seconds. 10 categories. you need to come up with 10 answers, beginning with that letter R. And you can pass whenever you have trouble, and hopefully we'll get back to the one you've skipped. No repeated answers. Repeated answers.

And your time will begin when I finish saying the first category, Mark. Are you ready? Yes, I am. Are you ready? Ready. Good. Are you ready? No, I've messed up again today.

Here we go, Mark, from Chichur. For a thousand bucks, please name for us. A R&B artist Rihanna A language Russian A word ending in H Pass

A computer term Pass Something wet Ram Ram Yep something wet A rag Something that smells bad

Pass A comedy actor Time Oh That we passed Yeah so right there Mark That's pretty tough

Bro you got stuffed on was a word ending in H. You could have said rash, Ralph, reach, roach. Now, those ones always get me as well, Mark. It's so hard to think on the spot of... I tried to give me that as a clue before. I tried to say R for rash. Oh, yeah.

And you also pass something that smells bad. Rotten eggs, rats and rust. Ew. Gross. Okay. But don't worry, Mark, we'll give you 100 bucks, mate. And when I say we, I mean BNZ. Because wherever you start from, BNZ has the expert advice

in tools you need it. every step of your journey. Next chance to play for a thousand big ones. Tomorrow, 3pm with us. Show Mark. Same time, same place. Cheers Mark. Thank you.

Thanks to that. Your Avos, Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge Abba's Fact Tour. Spinning facts. So bad thing. If you've never heard it, there's a segment on the show called the Five Star Fact. It's when I bring and prepare an amazing fact.

I perform it for our three judges, Harrison, Steph and Nurse Sam. They rate it out of five. After roughly 200 facts, I had not received. a five-star fact. They gave me an ultimatum to get one by the end of last week, all the segment is done. We put a thousand bucks up for grabs. We went to Dunedin, Queenstown, Invercargo,

looking for the fact. Yeah, that's right. So we bent the rules and we let the people help you, and we heard hundreds and hundreds of facts. Hundreds. Cannot stress enough? Hundreds. Cannot stress enough that we may be potentially bringing the segment back,

because I think we've found a five-star, and I'm nervous to hear more facts. So we're about to reveal the three finalists. It's just occurred to me. So the three judging criteria that we look for in a great fact, shareability, originality, and performance. So we will indeed give away this $1,000 on the show this afternoon to a five-star fact.

That we can promise. But then, Sean, you have to then deliver the fact in this like saving grace five-star fact moment, right? The people have shared their facts with you, helping you save the segment. Yeah. What if you butcher the performance? I have to know.

They've performed it already. Okay. Okay, okay, so we're judging the performance on the audio that we've collected from people. Yeah, because if I have to re-perform the same, I think he's going to lose a segment. He's crumbled. I don't have faith in myself.

No, you guys have picked your three favorites. Let's sit and let it with that. Okay, so you're happy to let the people represent you with not just the fact, but also the performance. Please, I'm a team player. Okay. All right, so let's hear the finalists. After hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds,

I can confirm there are no octopus facts in the finals. Thank the Lord. Octopuses have three hearts. Octopuses have three hearts and two of them stop beating when they swim. That was just three of so... Those were the three finalists, right? No. No, they weren't, though.

Okay, these are your three finalists. Finalist number one? Alex. Did you know that when wood pickers pick trees, they rat their own tongues around their brains to prevent them from getting concussions? Good fact. Great fact. Oh, that fact, just you can feel it in your bones, that one. That's the first fact I'd heard this whole trip with my head turned.

I said, say that again. Yeah. That was the feeling I got. You know when you hear it, eh? Yeah, yeah. And this is the exact feeling that I got for our next finalist. Finalist number two, George. The town of Henwa, Puguenkech, Goghurtig, and Tisiliogogogog,

in North West Wales, was only renamed as such in the 1860s for promotional purposes. I love it. That's crazy. fact. I can't believe that is the top three because it's like, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you guys have judged it. I can't. I can't believe you can say that. And the final fact

in our top three of the fact tour comes from Leila in Dunedin on Castle Street. Cleopatra invented an adult toy with bumblebees in a jar. Yeah, I'm not going to lie, a lot of the girls on Castle Street gave us that fact. Yeah. I think they all knew

about that one. Yeah. I'm pretty stoked with it. Fascinating that one. So our three top finalists, you've just heard. No, they're in the jar. Oh, right. Lids on? Yeah, what? Lids on?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So there we have it, our three finalists. You can go and have your say on Insta, Ejavos, go and check out the latest post and relive the three-firmists. If you've just tuned in now, you've just missed them. And then after five o'clock,

we will be giving you, as the judging panel, our final rating. One of those three facts will win $1,000 and be awarded the five stars. Your Arvo's Head Harder, with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I took my 16-month-old baby out for his very first fluffy.

One-year-old. Yeah, almost a year and a half. It's because when they're one, Harrison, it's like, are they just turned one or are they almost two? And in that year, there's so much development and progress and stuff. So you do have to just between one and two, just signify where on that line they are. I'll just say he's now not almost a year and a half. Almost a year and a half. I'd say he was almost one.

Oh, God. He's almost a year and a half. How many days is he? I don't know. Okay. Crying out loud. You'll get it one day. Anyway, so a fluffy, if you don't know,

because Harrison actually didn't know. It's just like a kid's coffee, no caffeine. It's just milk froth. From the coffee machine. Nothing like a coffee? Nah. So it's like, so I've always envisioned when you have a kid, you like have like slow Saturdays.

And you just, you take your kid out and go to the cafe. You're sipping your coffee. and they're having a little fluffy and it's just calm and peaceful. That's nothing like what I experienced. It was mayhem. The dog was there. I've got a ginormous golden retriever.

He was pulling all kinds. Like, seriously, it's just, there was so much happening. And then we're sitting outside, and I come up with this stupid idea, and I'm like, oh, maybe we should get Rocco his first fluffy. And so Jake goes inside my partner, and he gets all the coffees, brings them out. And I'm like, oh, I should have asked you to get in a takeaway cup.

so he gets like a ceramic cute little mug that would be fine if he was like two or older and like understood like to not throw food anymore yes you can see where this is going so we put this like gorgeous little ceramic mug filled with fluffy and frothed milk in front of him with the little... No, take it back.

No, well it's... Awesome. How can we put this in a takeaway car? Can't be bothered. He's there, he's eyed it up. If I take it away, he's going to cry because I've already said, are you excited for you fluffy?

And so he grabs, he starts grabbing it the milk And I'm like, oh my God, is it like too hot? And so I like test the milk and it's not, it's fine, it's warm But it's not too hot. And so he's like kind of just playing with it. And then because he loves to cheers, doesn't he? As kids do. And he picks it up.

Cheers! And I'm like, oh, this is actually pretty cute. All going well so far. Cheers against my coffee. Cheers against Daddy's coffee. And then he proceeds to throw the ceramic mug across the table. We're outside. It shatters everywhere.

With respect. Shards of like pottery is just all over the pavement now. That's not even where it ends because that's where he starts crying because now his floppy's gone, isn't it? But he's the one that through it. He's 16-month-old. Kids are so dumb, no. No, no, he's too young to understand what he's doing. So he's upset that now his fluffy's gone. I'm trying to explain, well, we can't get it back because it costs us $3 now.

It's on the floor. But then I mentioned the massive golden retriever. I've tied Larry is his name. He's on the leash, but I've tied the leash. or so I thought, like under my chair of my leg, of the chair leg, not my actual leg. And next minute, he sees a dog, he's yang, he's going so hard, he's so powerful and strong,

and somehow his lead slipped under the chair leg, thus toppling the chair, and then I'm butt on the ground, like, badoom! Like an earthquake. Oh, come on. But it's crying, baby. He's upset as fluffy's gone. Crying, mum, because now, you know, there is a bit of cushion down here,

but still, you know, it's a little bit sore. Why do you do it? I don't know. You can give up. I don't know why I do it. That's crazy. Just go home. Why you went home after that?

I was just like, I'm never going out ever again. And I saw a story of you at someone's party yesterday. I was trying to bite the balloons. Yes, it was a big balloon archway, and he's biting the balloons. And I saw, does that get out of any bloody respect? That was my kid that would never happen. He had one. A bit of orange juice, never had that in his life.

He was rolling around on the floor. Oh, he was dizzy. For hours. Oh, God. Save me. That boy. It's so, I'm actually so crazy having a kid like that where you're like trying to explain to him that he threw his own thing.

But you can't reason with him. Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, as you know, I've been collecting my Schmeg stickers. New World. So you get like... Smeg. Are you talking about the smeg stickers?

Yeah, the Schmeg stickers for those Schmeg bowls. Boles. Why, I guess it's funny, but you can say smeg. The mum's out there, one of the smeg. Nah. And they do? Yeah. They do, though.

That's why they collect. Okay, all right. So everyone is at $20, you get a sticker? I think so, something like that, yeah. So it's quite a while to collect. But to end, too, 31st of all this. It is about to end, so go to it now. But if you guys can cast your minds back to, maybe a month ago now, I went in to hand in my

stickers to get the first one, the little cutlery rest. Right, yeah. There's lots of different milestones, you know? Yeah. You get 20, you get a cutler of rest. Another 20 you get something else and it gets bigger and bigger and bigger. Until you get the big, like, boss pot at the end. The oven tray.

Oh, yeah. I remember that because you thought it was like a, once you got the next thing, you'd keep accruing stickers, but they took them all off you and your partner. I love New World, but it did say collect as you go. And so I thought you collect them and then keep going with the stickers. Collect as you go, I guess, meant like, collect the stickers as you go until you decide what one to go for and then you lose all your stickers because you've swapped them for the actual thing. Yeah.

Yeah. So I thought I surprised my girlfriend and go, oh, I'm going to take the sticker book out, get the cutlery rest, and then get the book back and then collect as I go. Yeah. I got the cutary rest that we didn't really want, and then she took the book off me and we'd start again.

And so my girlfriend was quite disappointed in me. Yeah, devastating. But since then... How good is the cutlery rest, though? Awesome. Wait, so good. And so where do you put the dirty spoon? I know just the spot.

That's what I think with it. I love it. Seriously. I've had to learn to love it a bit, but I do love it now. And so I've been, okay, we're just going to, and collect one and keep cleaning the stickers until we get to the final one, which is like 60 stickers or something, the big large oven tray. We hit it the day before yesterday.

Oh, congratulations. Thank you. So now you're going to run into the problem of being out of stock everywhere, I reckon? Oh, is that what's happened? No, no. So we went to New World yesterday and we were so excited. We were so excited for the big oven tray. Hand over a bullet.

I came in the oven tray and she goes, oh, there's not many things. things left. You can get something else. It's like, not the average. She goes, nah, walk over to the shelf with all the schmeg on it. Just cutlery holders. Yeah. Just cutlery holders. So no word of a lie.

Because it's almost done. No, you didn't. Why don't you just got to a different supermarket? I've now got five cutlery holders right. No! Call it. Call ahead. Call them. You can. Of course you can. We didn't call ahead. So there are things called a phone number and you call a supermarket's phone number.

you say, hey, do you have any of the big pot from stock? No, because we'll bounce around to a few, and this is the last. I'm like, oh, I'm over it. I'm not holding out anymore. It's just stupid. And you know, the crazy thing is, I said to my girlfriend, mean, it'll be a great stocking stuffer. You can give them to, like, my far-nows.

Oh, yeah. Don't get them out. Everyone has them. It's the first thing you get, and it's only one left from stock. Everyone's got one. So I don't know what to do with him. It's true. Can I have one?

I don't have one. Oh, mate, do you want four? Nah, just one or go. Oh, okay. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. What movies should you be watching this week? Our resident movie buff and actor himself, Harrison Keith, has the details.

Popcorn. Phones on. Another trailer? Harrison's movie corner. Guys, it was a romantic drama weekend in my household, okay? Ooh. Spent some time away from my girlfriend doing the Vaktua. And thought, you know, why don't watch a few things that she wants to watch?

so funny that your relationship's like my one where if I am tired, because I just assume you're tired because I'm tired from the third tour, if I'm tired or I'm just like, oh, I really want the TV tonight, then my partner Jake would just be like, watch whatever you want. And I'm like, do you mind if it's the notebook

or Devil with Prada again? And he's like, yes, he'd go for it. Similar. Thank you. Now I'm happy for you. Yeah, thanks. I'm happy for her. I'm happy for me as well.

Yeah. So the first movie I'll watch, here's the description. Heather embarks on a European adventure her journey taking an unexpected term when she meets Jack. Their encounter opens up new possibilities which they never anticipated.

This is the map that leads to you. Tell me about the boy that was falling us out of the train station. I'm Jack. You are? Heather. That's a major one. Jeannie Rappone. Jeannie watched it this weekend. I kind of watched it over her shoulder and looked so unwatchable.

Really? Yeah, it's on prime video, so we'll go watch it. It's a very slow movie. But is he good chemistry between them? Because I've seen some interviews, but who's the girl? Madeline Klein. She's from Out of Banks. She's doing quite well at the moment.

And they got some great chemistry. You reckon? Yeah. He had none. Oh, no! She was giving everything. She's quite incredible. She's a bit underrated, I feel.

And he, like, I'm not being tall poppy, but man, he just wasn't that great for it. I wasn't really into the movie, didn't really have any chemistry. There's no conflict in the movie until an hour in. It's a movie where there's two hot pepies. people travelling the country. That's it. We never got an hour around, but I was watching over Jenny's shoulder. I was like, nothing's happening in this.

She goes, yeah, right, she turned it off. Nothing's happening in it. And it was really sad. I rate that movie, one cheesy garlic nine out of five. No. I'm sorry, it was bad. KJ., we love you. But then, I watched another romantic drama,

which was, I know this goes against a segment, a TV show. Here's a description. A girl is caught in a love triangle between two brothers as she deals with her first love and first heartbreak during the perfect summer. This was The Samurai Turn Pretty. First loves are important, but they're not as important as last.

I kind of feel like watching that just so I get the TikTok references, because everyone's talking about that. It's huge. Guys, it is the modern day twilight. Okay, so there's two guys on it called Caleb and Jeremiah. They are brothers. And it's like, on TikTok, it's like, are you team Caleb? Are you team Jeremiah? Just like Jacob and Edward.

Really? And there's, here we go. The main girl in the summer I turn pretty is called Belli. What's the Twilight girl's name? Bella. Thank you. It is hot, it is steamy, they have the rights to every single piece of music under the sun. I don't know how they have it.

It's an exceptional show. I was crying it yesterday. I love it so much. I can't recommend it enough from Prime Video. Is it new? It's third season we're in. Third and final. Oh, okay.

Do you have to watch the other two seasons to pick it? Or can you just pick it up with season three? I didn't, but it's good to sit with your girlfriend and she can explain everything to you of what's happened so far. I don't have one of those. I gave that four cheesy garlic Narns out of five. Wow. Huge.

Oh, Tash is correcting you, Conrad. Conrad, oh, that's embarrassing. Good one, Harrison. Sorry, Tash. Final movie I saw it actually a kid's movie. All about dreams. It was very cute. Here's a description.

Sam, a young boy is convinced of a monster's presence in his home due to certain things in disturbing visions. That movie was The Barber Dock. The Barbar Dock. Yeah. All I would say is I recommend. You watch on Netflix. You can show a Rebadock.

Rocko tonight. Because it's all about dreams and growing up as a small child and having these visions and stuff. I think you'd love it. Australian films are pretty local. Is it a horror? It's horrifically fun and kid friendly. Okay, someone's just texting it's a graphic horror. Let's know. No, no. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I'm dealing with an ailment right now. An ailment is consuming my life. And this happened on our fact tour last week and we were in Invercargle at the iconic fat bastard pies store giving away 100 pies

and I was taste testing their steak and cheese. I'm Sean Hill and I'm reviewing the fat bastard steak and cheese pie. Oh! It's so hot. Oh my tongue back at you! All right now that it's cooled down a little bit now I've been, you know you guys know I was struggling

with a bit of illness. Okay. All right, here we go. I've been struggling with a bit illness the last few days. You've had a cold. You've had a cold. Right? Have you. The cold has barely, I've barely noticed it because Oh we have?

Yeah, I've been like in. We've been seeing the hangar. We've heard about it. The hangar getting pulled out. Well, you guys know how sick I've been. I've actually been quite sick. Trudging through it. But I've barely noticed it because the only thing

I've been fixating on is how numb my tongue is. That is probably the worst I've ever burnt my tongue in my life. I can't overstate how like nuclear that mince was. And how the top of my tongue has been numb for about four days now. We went to Queenstown.

probably the food capital of New Zealand. I ate a Ferg Burger. Everyone's going on about how delicious it is. I was like, oh, it must be nice. I'm eating the same thing. I cannot taste it. It's consumed my entire life. And here's my thing, right?

How in 2025, where we've got self-driving cars, we're going to try and put people on Mars, we've got AI. How have we not invented a cure for a fuzzy burnt tongue? It is the worst. Once you burn your tongue,

you're screwed for days. It must be nice, though. What do you mean it must be nice? No. That's your biggest problem. It absolutely is. If you burn your tongue as bad, as this, you would know.

Because we all ate a pie that day. Have you asked how Stefanized tongues are? No, but you didn't jump in the way I did. I was an idiot. I had the whole hot pie straight out of it and I just bit into it. Like an apple. Do you know what the pie guy said, Simon, the owner of fat bastard pies? He literally went scoff and, like, always blow on the pie. Do you hear him say that?

Yeah, I know that's kind of an iconic thing. It was like a moment. I was like, Sean. No, do you know what it was though? I got the pie out and it was like it was a bit temperate on the outside. It didn't feel that hot. And so I just was silly. I was just a bit and...

Thoughts and things, right? Thoughts and praise, everybody, thoughts and breathes. Hey, Sean, what's worse? What's worse? I've got a few what's worse is for you, okay? What's worse? What's worse? Waving back at someone who isn't waving at you originally?

Like going, hey, they're not waving at you? Or your tongue right now? No, tongue. I've got no social anxiety about it doesn't bother me. What's worse? Walking in a spider's web without realizing it and like freaking out. I honestly, I challenge you to find something worse. in a numb tongue.

What about that time you went out for dinner and you had like hot sauce and then you went to the toilet without washing your hands? What's worse that? Like a zingy, zing zing, ding ding, ding,

dong? Or a burnt tongue? Um, the chili on my penis. Your Arvos, hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

I have a few segments on the show. Harrison's got a few segments. Steph kind of, you know, you do scandal but you're looking for a new segment. I found it. You found it. I found it.

Hit the intro. Today in History. The 25th of August. So I'm going to run you through, you boys, and you're listening. A few things had happened on the 25th of August throughout history. And you guys are going to guess whether what I'm saying is true or not. That actually did happen on this day in history or not. Today is the 25th.

The 25th of August, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's 25. Harrison's really good at history, as we found out last week. What? What? Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait.

What do you mean? So Mandela effect. Albert Einstein and Nelson Mandela were alive at the same time. Yes. Huh? No, Einstein died in the 50s, bro. Hmm. Okay, I'm a little nervous, actually.

Okay, yeah, I'm better history than Harrison, so it's all good. It's all good. Okay, so on this day, the 25th of August, in 1939, one of the greatest movies came out. The Wizard of Oz premiered. Oh, yeah. It was ages ago, eh? It was like something like 30s. holds up. Yeah, it was about that time.

God, it's a good movie, eh? It's a bleak song. Somewhere with a rainbow. It's about hopes and dreams. It's so sad. It's not, why I reckon it? It's one of my Italian songs of all time. Isn't it inspiring?

Am I not? It's not boring. Imagine getting in the car. After work. Does that inspire you for the day? Somewhere of the rainbow. I mean, I don't know. I say seems true to me.

1939 came out from it. Correct. It didn't happen on the 25th of August. Okay, how about this one? On this day, in 1958, Oh, Michael Jackson was born. 58. 58.

1950. He died 2009. That would make him, what, like 50 when he died? Fast game's a good game. No, I'm going to say no. Definitely not. No, it did happen on the 25th of August, yeah, Michael Jackson's birthday. On this day in the year 2000, one of my personal favorite movies came out.

Bring it on. I'm sexy. What year did you say? 2000. Maybe. I want it. I'm hot. You've ever seen as far.

Yeah, sure. Sure. True. Correct. It did. On this day, the 25th of August in 2001, very sad news. Singer Alia died in a plane crash. 2001?

I don't even know who this is. 22 years old? You don't know who Alia is? No, that is sad. Have you heard the song? That's not for trying again? I mean, there's no summer over the rainbow. I'm going to say true.

It is true. It is true. On this day, on the 25th of August in 2004, Beyonce accidentally broke her toe when her security guard stepped on it. Sure. Nah, false. No, it's true. It's true.

On this day, in 2005, Eminem canceled his European tour to go and get help with his sleeping pill addiction. Oh, true. That'd be about right. He releases EP and 01, so yeah, yeah. Also, none of them have been false yet, so I think I'm just going to keep going to go on with true. On this day, in 2006 on the 25th of August, the Cheddar Girls, two, premiered. Yeah, I'm going to say that would be a weird thing to lie about.

False. That's true. Damn it. Okay, last one, last one. On this day, the 25th of August in 2007, Ashley Simpson got a nose job that everyone was talking about at the time. True? True. They're all true?

They're all true. You're just saying, is this even a game? You're just saying what happened on this day all these years ago. Yeah, that's the game. Okay. But it's not a game though, is it? If we give you feedback, I'd say drop the true or false thing? Yeah, just make it out for the things that happen.

Okay, cool. Okay. Next time. That was the segment. What the... What was it called? Today in history. 3343.

But I'll drop the or was it, but... Yeah. Okay. Okay. Your Arvos, hit harder. With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Now, guys, the dating world,

It's incredibly difficult out there. I wouldn't know, because I'm engaged to the love of my life, and I've got it pretty easy. Harrison, you're also in a loving, committed relationship. I am not engaged, but I'm definitely in love. You're not in the way, though, I? Pardon me? You're on the way, I reckon.

Am I? I can give him a month, Steph. A month? Oh, that sounds exciting. He hates this. Well, Monday, but you guys have always pressured me for this. I don't. You barely know the girl.

Oh. Steph has a child, so that's about his... Very committed to ruin. Very committed. Oh, but eight years, no way. No, no, I think like 13. Poor. Yeah.

Long enough. I know. It's when it gets a bit rocky. 13 years ago. Which is funny because your son's called Rocco. Rocky, yeah. Rocky. Now we caught up with a friend over the weekend who a few friends were over at the house

having a chat and they were all single. So they were talking about how dire the single dating pool is. From a perspective of going on first dates through dating at, and meeting just odd people. A lot of odd people. A lot of fish in the sea. Well, you used to be a weird fish. A lot of dating ads before.

You met jinging in a dating app. Yeah. Yeah. I reckon you could have popped up one of these stories. You know what? Put money on it. I think you're right. Oh my God, some poor girl out there is telling all her friends.

Yeah, once we went out on this random date with this guy that could stop blowing his nose with a hanky. It was really weird. He uses it to clean his glasses too. You should see him without them. It's not true. So this is the point, right? When you're going on a first date, you don't know anything about the person. So if you do have weird quirks or something that people aren't used to, you're going to have these weird stories.

This is our friend Morgan, and I just pulled my phone out on Saturday night and I was like, right, tell us what happened. This is a date she went on with a guy last week. We went just for a walk around the park. We were walking around and he started talking about fraud and I was like, are you planning on doing fraud? And then he was like, ha ha ha ha, ha. And just went to fire. He like keeps talking about it. It's like, yeah, my friend works at a bang and like, this is how you do fraud.

and I was like, are you doing fraud? And he would just be like, ha ha ha. And he goes silent again. Then we went to get a coffee. And when I looked up from getting the coffee, there was like three different feathers stuck to his dashboard. And I was like, oh, why do you have feathers stuck to your dashboard? And he was like, oh, I collect feathers.

So she goes into the, I don't play the rest of it, but she goes into, he's got like hundreds of feathers at home and those were his three favorites. And he's a feather collector who obviously commits. fraud. That's so gross. The feathers are yuck. Feathers are from like mite infested seagulls normally

or pigeons like. Shut on a bully night at your flat shore. Gosh. I've collected feathers over my time. Yeah, when you're a child probably. Oh, 18. Really? You're still collecting feathers. Shoboxes of feathers. Okay, here's my thing. Everyone's a bit weird. Everyone has different things they do

to, like, come out with it on a first date like that and be like, hey, you know, what, yeah, sure I'm committing a bit of fraud and I love feathers. Take me or leave me. I kind of respect it. Have we all done a bit of both of those things? No. Just no, I've never done either

of them. Can we open it up? O 800 the edge, please call us or text to 33443 on a really bad date that you've been on recently. Why was it so bad? Were they a little bit odd as Sean put it? Put it? Yeah, do they have some real quirks? Producer Nurse Sam.

Should we get the budgie story next? Everyone's got to stick around in here, this budgy story. It's so good. Your Avos, hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. A prize up for grabs for the worst first date you've been on, 0,800 The Edge. Were they just give you a bit too much information,

or were they a little bit odd? This is after a friend of mine went on a first date last week, and the guy kept bringing up fraud, and the act of fraud, and how his friend knows how to commit fraud, and also had a feather collection. He was a feather collector. which is fine.

Which is a little bit weird. That's fine, I think. Okay, Harrison used to collect feathers. Yep, that's your problem with it. Well, this guy's like 30. You were 12. Okay, now let's try and call the porridge person back. If you've just texted in about porridge,

we're trying to call you, so please please answer. But let's go to Ruby and Rotorua. Was it you, Ruby, or your friend who was on a date? Well, I wasn't necessarily on a date But I was kind of in that talking stage with a guy Who I'm now together with And so anyways, we've been chatting And he came round to my flatmate's house

And they hadn't met before And I knew already that he's got threats But she didn't It just wasn't a thing that came up And anyways, he came around And they started chatting Having a good conversation And then he left

And she goes to me when he left Ruby, I don't mean to like worry you or anything, but he kept, he kept winking at me. And I was like, oh no, I said, no, he's what to rest. Oh, no, she would have been panicking. Should have been like, oh my God, this goes really into me. She was like, this is really weird. I don't know what to do or what to say, but I have to tell you. Yeah, I can just, should I tell Ruby or not?

I'm going to break Ruby's heart, but he's really into me. That's a tough one, I. Oh, that's so good. Oh, great story, Ruby. Thank you. Guys, the porridge stories here. Jamie, Jamie, what happened? So I went on a date. This was a little while ago, maybe five years ago.

And, yeah, I went on a date, and I went to their house, and it showed me their porridge troll, which was surprisingly under their knives and forks. So you had, in the kitchen, you've got your knives and forks, spoons, whatever. Next drawer down, normal utensils, with a drawer of pre-made porridge. What? Cooked.

So wait, wait, hold on, Jamie. So is it in its dried oat form or cooked ready to go? Yeah, cooked ready to go. Sorry, just one more time. Knives forks up top and then bigger utensils and then pre-made a drawer of loose porridge. Cooked. Yeah, yeah, that's right. It would not in bowls or anything, just in the drawer.

It's okay. Just sloshing around. Yeah, yeah. What? And they showed you that on the first date as a kind of flex. It might have been second or third, I suspect. Oh, that must be a joke. That is insane.

James, I'm a bit hungry. She's like, I'll go get into the porridge drawer. Where's the porridge drawer? A third drawer down? Can't miss it. That's crazy. So I looked it up afterwards. Yeah.

And porridge drawers are a thing. No, no, no. You're joking me? Is it common? No, it's not a thing. Yeah, I don't think in this particular, like, in having it under your knives of porks is common, but there used to be a piece of furniture that you had porridge in a drawer.

Okay. So if you pick her, she just opened the drawer and it's ready for you. It's so fascinating. All right, Jamie, you've got to a musty movie. It's called Credit. It's out in cinema's August 28th. And lastly, producer Nurse Sam,

you had a bit of a weird one on a first day. I did, I did. We went on a first date. This is years ago to Lone Star. Everyone all know it. Nice. Sitting across the table from each other and he started showing me photos

on his phone of his pets. and one of them was a bird, a budgie, and he had a lot of photos of him and his budgie, and then came the videos, and there was a video of the budgie, many videos of the budgie, having a shower in his shower, and it's like in the bottom of this tiled shower,

and this amazing shower is like hammering, hammering this little budge, and it's like kind of flapping, but it liked it because it would walk out and walk back in, but I just remember being like, this is so weird. I'm watching this guy.

You guys pet budgie have a shower. How did I get here? Not normally the budgie you want to see on a date on the show. Yeah, show me your other budget. Okay, Sam. All right, Sam. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

The Edge Ava's Fact Tour. Spinning facts. Now, if you just joined us, I do a segment every day on the show called The Five Star Fact. How it works is I deliver a fact, which I work very, very hard on. And then you guys absolutely shit all over my idea. It's not your idea. It's your facts. And then you try and kill it.

No, okay. So we are a very fair judging panel. Harrison, myself, Stefan, producer, nurse, Sam. We're looking for three things. Originality. Correct. Cheerability. Correct.

I never know the last one. Performance. Yeah. Sorry, Harrison's got fact fatigue. I have got fact fatigue. We just don't know. It's been a long journey of this five-star fact journey. Yeah, since January.

Sean's been unsuccessful. But Wednesday, Thursday, Friday last week, we've been touring the South Island, really, trying to find a five-star fact from the people. Duny, done. The Coorgle, Queenstown. Not a fun way to say Queenstown. It's just this Queenstown. Queenstown, too.

Oh, more Queenstown. Oh, cool. So we have heard hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of facts. At the start of the show, we announced it we've narrowed it down to a top three finalists. And it's time to really get into the nitty-gritty of the rating. So one of these finalists will win $1,000. We have that up for grabs. The best fact will win that.

But the segment is only saved. if one of them is deemed a five-star fact. So I'm very nervous. Yeah, well, you should be. You should be. It's been a big journey. So let's hear George's fact. Now, when I heard George's fact,

my jaw was on the floor. It happened on Castle Street in Dunedin. And I automatically knew on my heart that I was going to rate it very highly. Harrison, any first initial thoughts before we all hear George's fact? I didn't get the fact at first, but after talking to the girls off here,

I got it. Okay, let's hear George's fact. The town of Henwa, Polish, Gwynge, goger, gendrober, in northwest Wales, was only renamed as such in the 1860s

for promotional purposes. Sorry, I just quickly flagged I was meaning, but the bees fact wasn't this fact. Oh, okay. This one, I still didn't understand. Yeah, you still needed a bit of help. So obviously, he says

a Welsh town name there that had a very, quite fun, unique name, didn't it? It was fun. Yeah. Bigger's flag though. And I express to this to you almost straight away because you were fizzing. I turned to you and said, Steph, say that fact back to me.

And you proceeded to say. I can't. Yep. So shareability, zero. Yeah. You cannot share that fact. I'm sorry, but you can't. And for that reason.

Oh, that's harsh. I feel like shareability, at least the three, because you can share part of it. Like, go. There's a town in Wales that's so difficult to pronounce, but they only change it to that so that it would become popular. No. No. It doesn't quite have it. Let's hear George's one more time.

Okay, this is George's fact. The town of Henvae, Puggen, Gogerich, Goegov, and Tisiliogogog, in Northwest Wales, was only renamed as such in the 1860s. Yeah, it's more of a skill. It doesn't imply that everyone's heard of that town, because the fact isn't actually the fact that it's named that,

the fact is it was only renamed that for promotional purposes. And it's a terrible promotion, because no one can say the name of the town. Go, go, go, go. It doesn't make any sense to me. I got the end of it. Okay, so that was one of our three finalists, which I was a raid day.

Yeah, okay, so producer, Sam Harrison and myself, staff at the judging committee. Sam, any thoughts? Yeah, I like it, but again, I couldn't never share it ever. I give it a four. Oh. I mean, he now had the performance. He really did. He did.

I honestly, sorry, the Scherby, I just can't get over. It was cool, but it's like a two from me. What? This was one of our finalists, and you're giving it a two? A two! That's harsh. I'm never going to save this segment. I'm a 4.5. I think George, you absolutely smashed it. I couldn't wipe the grin from the old gal's face. The old gal being me.

Okay, so up next, let's do the last two facts. Surely Harrison, the other two, are going to get higher ratings than that. I hope so. Well, someone's going to win $1,000. Yeah. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Adjovo's Fat Tour.

Spitting facts. I had a thousand dollar incentive. We got hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of facts. And right now we are about to find out who's going to win the thousand bucks. And B, did anyone get a five-star fact? Will the segment be saved? All righty. Let's hear.

the two finalist facts. One of these people will win $1,000. So let's first of all hear Layla's fact. Cleopatra invented an adult toy with bumblebees in a jar. Okay, and now let's hear our other finalists fact. This is Alex.

Did you know that when woodpeckers pick trees, they rat their own tongues around their brains to prevent them from getting concussions? Oh, wow. Both zingers, man. Huge. I love the woodpecker one. I have shared that one since.

Have you? I have also shared the vibrating bees one. The Cleopatra one. Now, when we heard Leila give this Cleopatra, invented the adult toy one, we're a bit confused. And so in context, so there was like a jar.

Yes. Because Cleopatra was like ancient Egypt time, right? And so they had bees in the jar. Would be like secure and then you'd shake them up, mean, but you'd shake them up, and then they'd get real angry. They'd buzz heaps. thus creating a vibration.

And they put that vibration. Somewhere. Down south. Yeah. Yeah. So that's how that was invented. So that's an elaboration on that fact. That's the first Satisfire pro.

Basically, yeah. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, that was the original. Yeah. Yeah. So. Good facts. I wonder if the marketing was in Harroglyphics.

Oh, that snort. Okay, so let's break it down, judging panel. Producer Nurse Sam, Harrison and I. We need to really make sure that we're choosing the right one. here. So what are we marking the Cleopatra invented, the vibrating animal toy? We're looking for a shareable fact, an original fact, and of course a well-performed fact.

That I think Leila nailed. May I go first? Of course you can. For that fact, I love that fact. Again, it's going to be the same as the fact we just eliminated. Come on. The shareability. We can't even share the fact properly on radio.

I just did that. I know, but you didn't say it was officially what it is. she put it on her, what is that? Well, because, you know, kids might be listening. Thank you. So you can't really share that, can you? Well, I mean... So it's a 4.9.

Oh, come on! It is a high score! It is. So close. Producer Nurse Sam. Oh, she's quickly trying to dial in a certain someone's number. Okay, I'll do the marking. Okay, um, Cleopatra invented the vibrator.

Oh. Viprating. Vibrating device. Um, God, it was really glorious. and it's just brought me so much joy hearing that again because it's really fascinating. It's like, how did humans realize it felt good? Yeah.

So for me personally, it's going to be a five. Nice. That's good. I do need three five to save a segment. So Harrison giving it a 4.9. I'm no longer vested in this one. So it's producer nurse Sam. She's holding up four fingers.

She's going to have four for that one. Sam four? Yeah, yeah. It's a four. Okay. Surely Alex is though. If you miss it, this is Alex. our final finalist for the five-star facts.

Did you know that when woodpeckers pick trees, they rat their own tongues around their brains to prevent them from getting concussions? That's great. Such a good fact. I love it. Originally, performance, shareability. It's a five from me.

Oh, Harrison, no way. I love that fact. Steph. I get excited when I hear that fact. We don't have any woodpeakers in New Zealand, so I can't like 100% relate, you know what I mean? But I really loved Alex. It's a five from me.

So all that stands now between Alex being the winner of the five-star fact fact tour and winning a thousand dollars cash is producer Nurse Sam's marking. Sam, what are you giving Alex's woodpecker fact? The Simon Cowell of the judges falls on you. Sam, don't kill the five-star fact segment like this. I won't. I won't kill it. Of course I won't. But you know what, guys? I give Alex five stars.

Oh my God, Alex! You've got a five-star back. You've won a thousand dollars. And most importantly, you've saved the five-star back segments. Oh, my God. Uh-huh. That's insane. And even more importantly, you're currently at work,

so can't overreact on the phone to us, and we understand that. This is amazing. Alex, it was lovely to meet you in Dunedinidon, on Castle Street. Thank you so much for coming down and giving us your fact in person. Alex, where did you find the fact? How did you know that fact? Just on Google.

Yeah. You gave me like 30 seconds and thought it up. Yeah. Talking 30 seconds and won't $1,000. Golly. You know what that means? It means Alex, you want a thousand bucks. And it means the five-star fact segment

will be back tomorrow, guys, at this time. Oh, really? It's back, guys. Did we lock that in, did we? Yeah, that was the whole point of it. We're going to try and save the segment. Star fact. I can't wait.

I've got some goodies. I've got too many vagues. Can we give it like a week, rest or day off? Please, Sean. Your avos head harder. With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Bonjour, Merci.

I'm Harrison Keith, and this is relatively new news. In entertainment, our beloved Kiwi actor, KJ Apa, has a film that came out on Prime Video the other day. Kajo has asked how his life has changed since leaving New Zealand. I mean, I'd never been to Portugal. I'd never been to Italy Had I been to Spain? No, I'd never been to Barcelona

He was asked what the biggest challenge of filming such a dramatic, heartfelt movie was like. This is the only thing it was just so hot I just remember being so hot all the time. You're making us proud, KJ. In sports, the New Zealand Warriors won this weekend 3218 against the Titans. Huge game for the boys

and I was lucky enough to be at the post-match press conference and ask coach Andrew Webster some tough questions. Did it feel good to win? Not really, no. Some great actions towards the end of the game. What did you think? Did you think the boys did well? The game is in our hands at the end.

Yep, I understand that. But just run me through a bit of the game plan, please, Webby. It's pretty simple. We gave ourselves a good opportunity to win the game. I think he's proud very, very, very, very deep down. In politics, Green MP, Chloe Schraubrick was asked in Parliament what a dream goal is to do in this country. She said end race.

Beautiful. Christopher Lachson responded, well, it's a smart-ass answer isn't it? Again, so stoked he's running our country. Pet Corner. This is the favourite segment of the show where you send in audio of your animals from around the country. First up, Bethel from Invercarckel

with the two huskies, Beavis and Tim. Yeah, and next we have Travis from Gore with his pet chameleon. Not very vocal animals, I've found out. Remembering them. Let's take a moment to reflect. and some of our loved icons that we've lost recently. First up, Charlie Chaplin. Recently?

Yeah, relatively new. Okay. Yeah. Charlie Chaplin died before they even had colour TVs, man. Yeah, they had trains. They got up by a train, actually, there's death. Another person who's recently died, Marilyn Monroe. Oh, okay.

I don't think you can play audio of the way in which they died. It was a fan. She heard dresses to go up with a fan. I was extrapolating from the Charlie Chaplin. No, no, it's not always how they died. I mean, thirdly, is Jesus Christ. No, okay. That is how he died.

Charlie Chaplin died of a stroke. Did he? On Christmas as well, that's sad. Buy a train? Nah. Nah, different then. That's all for today's relative to new news. Kia car in New Zealand.

Your avos head harder. With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. If you missed the show last week, on Wednesday we were in Dunedin, Thursday and Invercargill, Friday down in Queensland for... The Ajava fact tour. Spitting facts. So bad thing.

Looking for a five-star fact. And we have found it. Alex just got a five-star fact. He won a thousand dollars. And on Friday when we were in Queensland, we were very much looked after by Thunderdunk. New Zealand-flavored whiskey ride the thunder chase the storm. They took us to some amazing adventure activities. K-J at the Eyefly.

We broadcasted from Walters Taven with them. And I had a little bit of Thunderdunk ourselves. Award-winning New Zealand-flavored whiskey. Let's donk. Now, we are deeply disturbed by some behaviour that we witnessed on our fact tour, aren't we Harrison? Yeah, and I think a little peek behind the curtain to everybody, Sean was a little bit sick on this tour, as in, you know, some days he'd come home a bit early, have a bit of a nap in the hotel, you know, wouldn't come up for dinner, he's quite sick,

blowing his nose constantly. And we rented a very nice car, didn't we? Yes, and I was also the captain of that car, which was very proud of. He did fantastic driving. Thank you. Honestly. That was supposed to be Sean's job, but he was feeling sick. Which is fine.

So Harrison, like, stepped up and was amazing. Sean's word, I'm falling asleep, guys. Literally when he's behind the wheel. I'm falling asleep. Well, it's better to acknowledge that than not to. So I was at... Whart us beforehand, though? I was sitting shotgun, playing some really fun road trip games with Harrison at my side.

Very fun time. Steering the ship. God, it was a good time. And then we stopped over for a wee break and then Sean's like, oh, I've got longer legs than you. can I sit in the front? I was like, oh, okay. So that was kind of where Sean sat

for the rest of the trip. We went in McHagel, Daniedan and Queenstown doing a bit of a roadie, which was really fun. However, I, after a bit of a iced car debacle trying to get to the airport on time, as you'll remember, Harrison. We're in a bit of a rush.

And so I had to drop Digital Girl Clara and Harrison off at the airport in order for them to quickly drop off their bags. I just say, as the captain of the car, I actually de-iced the vehicle, drove you guys to the rental place. You did. exit of the car and then you get ahead of the keys over.

So yeah, I guess you drove us. Hold on, hold on, it's not about us. Sorry, okay, that's a different call. Stop calling it. You just have the captain of the car. You drove a car. You were falling asleep with a wheel, you freak. Remember, remember, we met it short and I'm about to reveal why. Okay, we're on the same team here.

So I... Wait, before you say anything, remember, I was quite sick. Oh, we know. We know. Trust me, we know. Trust me. And now the listeners will know, because if everyone could get out their phones and please visit Instagram and go to Edge Arvo's on the stories, because you will see evidence of what I'm about to reveal to you, Sean,

when I dropped the car off at the rental place and I had to quickly get all the bags out and all the stuff out, trying to make it a little bit tidy for the people. You don't want to, like, leave it amiss. What did I see in the front passenger seat on the floor, Sean Hill? Full name, DJ Sean Hill. Oh, I don't know. What do you leave?

What do you leave? What did you use? You left one of tissues. How many tissues? Do I leave tissues? there. Not one, not two, but three, disgusting, snottie. No, did I? Reused again and again. Not even really scrunched up, just kind of blowing his, unflatten out and then put on the ground. It's like he's used these tissues so many times

that they've started to disintegrate into the carpet of the car. And even the night before I had to pull the car around somewhere, because I had to go park the customer around the night before, and Jamie sat next to me in the car and go, ooh, there's tissues all over the floor. Yep. I was like, yep, and then you hopped on the next day. Ooh, there's tissues all over the floor, mate. Yep. I was sick, guys.

I was not very well. How old are you? 30. Yes, you're not bloody four, mate. Get a grip. Hit the intro. This is the people's court. 0800 the edge.

Call us right now if you are as equally disgusted in Sean as we are. Come on, guys. 3343, text in, and we will, as a group, decide what his punishment will be. Or if you're on Sean's side. Which no one will be. Maybe. I was quite sick, guys. Can you give me a little bit of grace?

Are you defending yourself? Yeah. What? I would pick up your tissues if you were unwell. You were not. And I also didn't touch your tissues, but the poor person that's going to clean that car did, Sean. I had to pick up Harrison's tissues and we shed a hotel room together. He wasn't sick at all, so I don't know what he used them for.

Your Arvos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The People's Court is open. Yeah, it is. Sean. We never like, can I say, we never like opening the people's court. It's not a good feeling.

No, it's not. It means we dobbing on one of us. This afternoon it's you, Sean, because you're quite... It's always me. Every the last three times we've done the people's court, it's been me. Actually, no, that is right, yeah. It is, but, you know, maybe reflect on that. Yeah, look at your behaviour, but this is ridiculous.

So, Sean's been sick, and while we're on the road, Invercargo, Duned in Queenstown, we rented a car, and when I had to give it back, I realised that it was covered, the front passenger floor. step well thing foot well covered in his tissues from his nostrils full of snot Can we take one thing into account

Sean was quite sick but he was on a work trip of something that we spent a lot of money on and Sean worked three long hard days being quite sick and did deliver on some quite good content while very under the weather. Did he leave three measly tissues in the rental car?

Yeah he did but as friends good friends nay lovers of Sean I think moving a couple tissues for your sick mate it's the least you can it's the least that you can do so we want to

think up a really good punishment for Sean if he's deemed guilty in the people's court thank you Kristen from Christch is he guilty yes but also in saying

that you've known about the state of his Richard so why would you even that's so true Kristen unfortunately do know about the state. That's a callback so I'm sure not washing his downstairs with body wash. Yeah.

Or any kind of soap. I wash it with water. I love being reminded of that. Same. Kristen, you're on to a great thing. I love when listeners call up the show and remind me daily that months ago I had a doctor on for that. Yeah. Yep.

I mean, years ago, you didn't give me my bag of air, so. God, you're wanting to let me go. Kristen, what a bag of air from Sean. God, it's another big of court there. Yeah, God. Back when I was on the night show five years ago. Okay. All right, I know what I want.

I want a parody song. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course you do. Tomorrow on the show, please. What do you want? I want a public apology. Oh, maybe we combine the two. Maybe a public apology song.

Yeah. I want a parody song performed in public. Apologizing about the three tissues. A parody apology song performed in public. And I'd like the song to really focus on each individual tissue. Yeah. So tissue, the first tissue is a disgrace The second, we need to emphasise that it's three

Do you know what I mean? Okay. Yeah. You're going to be okay? Yeah. Be up for that work champ. Might be a bit of work. And what will we never do again, Sean?

I don't know. Keep our grotty tissues on the car. Push through because I care about the team only to be reamed out on here for a couple of measly tissues. Moravos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge

Now we're always trying to better ourselves aren't we? Someone who's taking that to the extreme is our mate Harrison here who is on a journey to become ambidextrous Well yeah I'm really on the journey

to become a built different A superhuman if you will And this is true I'm being very honest in this moment And one of the things I'm trying to do

is become abidextrous And so use my left and right hand Okay So you just want to become a super human? Is that what you said? Yeah, well, it's little things like, there's a little thing you guys can, you guys can do this, everyone can go home can do this, stairs. Just always take the stairs. Never take an elevator. That's a little one, you know. That's when I started implementing in the last couple months.

Okay. And another one is tea bags, save them water, just a little bit like, honestly, a drop of water in your mug and just get that bag out and just suck it. And that's how I have my teas now. I saw you use an elevator in Dunedin. Did you where? At the hotel we were staying at. Did you? Yeah.

I don't think I did. Huh. Huh. I could honestly say that. I don't think you ever saw me do that. Maybe I didn't. See, and that's a bit of tall poppy syndrome and people trying to throw the people down

who are trying to become a superhuman as well, I feel. Especially in our country. And that's all good. I did, though. I witnessed it taken about five minutes to open the hotel room door because he was trying to use his left hand. Yeah, yeah. That's been a big issue.

So the left hand is when I'm working on the most. I can't just have a go. You go, you go, stop it. I've got this. Yeah. It's been three weeks, guys, since I brought this up last time. I want to give you four updates on things I've tried to do with my left hand and how it's going for me. Okay.

You ready? Yeah. Okay. One of them is bouncing my Wilson ball. So that's my volleyball that I carry with me everywhere. Yeah. A comfort ball. And so I just bounce it because I go for a walk every day on Sunday around the beach area.

the waterfront, I bounced with my left hand. I was fishing for it this weekend. Oh. They were straight into the water. Oh, okay. Did you fish for it with your left hand? Yeah, so it took 20 more minutes than either. So it was an hour to get it out.

Yeah. So bouncing the ball, not going very well. Okay. Not going well. Maybe just do it like away from the beach. Yeah. Writing, so I'm riding my left hand now. Steph, can you read this for me?

Oh, God, it looks like a four-year-olds just learning how to... Be kind. So, Haleig. It's supposed to be, I think, hello, it looks like a G. My something is Harry. I suppose it says name. Hello, my name is Henry. Henry?

So I threw the, you'd think I'd be Harry, but I'm actually Henry in this. Okay. So writing. That's awful. Not the best. Really, really. Needs improving.

Driving my car. Only my left hand involved. How do you reckon that going? You shouldn't be doing that. How do you reckon it's going? Well, you're here, so not the worst it can go. Clearly you didn't see me catch the bus today. It is at the mechanics.

I've ripped out the whole side. My girlfriend was in her passenger seat. She's not doing great. This is the first time you've mentioned it to us today. I know. I've been touching to bring up. Sorry about that. No, she's fine.

Healthy is, but it's very angry to me. So we're not doing great because of that. Oh, your relationships are going on. Yeah, relationships are great. But she's fine. And good nick and everything. And finally, left hand wiping. So I just wiping with my left hand at the moment.

That can't be good. Yeah. And you know, I kind of, I pay my nails a few times. You know, I do that. It's just kind of a thing that I do. No one commented on the brown nails today. Okay. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. So I'm on TikTok and this video pops up of boys talking about, well, they're answering questions from the opposite sex. So girls have submitted questions for the boys. to answer. And they read out a question that I was like, oh my God, I've never thought about that. But now that you say it, I'm wondering what is normal. And it was, when you're sitting on a toilet as a dude, where does it hang? Does it hang? Or does it sit on the seat? Does what hang? Your bits, because the boys in this podcast were talking about it. And we won't play any audio

from it because it gets quite graphic. But one of them, it hangs. And the other one that sits on the front of the toilet seat and I was like oh my God I've never thought about this because I obviously don't have one I'm like where would it go? So boys without it being too intrusive

where does yours go? Should we let it around on this? I can be 100% honest with you my does sit over the toilet seat so does mine no no I feel like she was lying I'm not

I don't know actually because we've actually yes we have shared hotel out of rooms together for work trips. Yeah. And I have walked in on Sean using the bathroom. Yeah. Sitting on it. Yeah.

And he does sit right towards the front of it. At the very front. So his downstairs does hang over the toilet seat. Really? Because he's so at the front of the ship. Rest up on it? Yeah, yeah. Does it actually?

Yeah, you sit, you just rested up on top of there. Like putting something on a shelf. Wow. Like, you get home, you put the keys on the shelf. Yeah. Whereas I sit, like, so far back. It's good for my posture. I get by her back touching the toilet seat.

Okay. So I'm great posture. up straight and my bits are still hanging off the front of the toilet. And can I say a pain in the ass. Seriously. For Sarah? Yeah, because it's such a mess in the seat is what I mean. Oh, I see. Okay.

I'm sorry I bought it up. I'm sorry I brought it up. It's okay. You can ask these questions. Because now all I'm visualising is both the willies. Stop. It's all right. Textin 33, four. Does it hang or does it sit? What do you reckon?

Stop, but. In full, honestly, that guy is absolutely lying. Oh. It hangs? No one's... Yeah, everyone hangs. Everyone hangs. Everyone sits it up on the lip of the toilet. It's a weird thing to do.

And this, of course, Harrison. Honestly, for the first time, I've related to the guy on the podcast. Harris, honestly, it looks like an Alison Holst frozen sausage roll. Ooh! I'm shocked people who hang, because mine would literally drown. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, I hope you enjoyed the podcast.

This is a little bit extra of the podcast outro. I've got something I wanted to bring up with you guys. Really? No. No, you got me. You guys getting me? Go on, what is it, Sean? I...

B, C, D. I am going to go to Turkey and get a hair transplant and vlog the experience. Thanks, fuck. What? Why? Just want to do it. Really?

Aren't you saving to buy a house? Yeah, oh yeah. Do you know what it is though? I reached out to them. Because this is what happened with Jeannie's engagement ring. I think I've told you guys about it. I was like, oh, I don't have enough money to buy an engagement ring. But I was like, I've got a bit of a social following.

I do a radio show. So I reached out to them. Reach out to her turkey? No, I know. The engagement ring. Diamond's Enrichment. And they were like, one of the things they really wanted is like, and a lot of these companies want social content for their own channels.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they want someone who can do it for their channels. So that was what they, like a lot of that value came from them, like putting it on their own ads with me. So I was like, one of these hair transplants. And they cost like New Zealand like 5K, 6K. Yeah. And so I was like, oh, hey, I do this in New Zealand, send this on my vlogs and stuff

I've done. Who did you send? I found the highest rated transplant place on Google. Really? And I just emailed them. I sent this like, sat down for like half an hour on Saturday and put a pitch together. And I was like, hey, I want to hear. hair transplant.

I want to come over and do it, vlog the experience, talk about it on the show, and I'm happy to do content with you guys, like a contra thing. So I get a hair transplant and I can make content

that you guys can put in your pages to try and draw more Kiwis and Ozies over there. And they were like, we love this. Let's do it. Let's do a consultation. They've sent photos to them.

Wow. I try to you're saying, no guys, especially like some of the guys on Love Island have talked about it. But in New Zealand, in Australia, I tell every Kiwi guy, if I'm going to do it,

they're like, why are doing that? New Zealand is a little, like a couple of years behind the world in terms of stuff. Like a stupid thing that's similar. But a few years ago I went to America and they were doing sushi bowls. Like a sci bowls. Oh, yeah. Like a sci bowls. And then I was like, oh my God, that's so smart.

Like doing like a thicker smoothie and putting it in a bowl and then selling it as a smoothie bowl. Like brilliant. And then it came back to New Zealand. We were like, oh, my God, these aren't a thing here. And then like, lo and behold, a year later, they're ever. everywhere. So I feel like New Zealand's always, that was a silly example, but like a few years behind the eight ball in terms of like what's going on in the world, like the technology and the food and everything. And the transplants, it seems. So yeah, maybe this could be the start

of it being more kind of normalized or even like considered here. Good on you. Yeah. And you're in Harrison, you're from the Hawks Bay, from a regional altierroa as am I, not as regional, but from Tauronga. I think regional guys in New Zealand don't want to talk about beauty stuff. Like it's just not something you talk about really or like guys doing beauty treatments. do it? I don't know. I think it's like money as well. It's pretty extreme to have the money to fly to Turkey to get a 5,000, you know, good on you for reaching out and getting it all free. That helps a lot. Yeah, it's not like Britain where you can just like hop across for like a 60 pound flight. Yeah, yeah, true. And two things, my two opinions on it.

First of all, you haven't got a horrific hair line. Well, you cover it up with your hair in the front. Yeah. Like it's cool that you're doing it, but I'm just like, oh yeah, you don't need to do it personally that's my outside looking in and secondly um fuck they scare me i'm not getting them they're transpired oh fuck they are horrific they're like cyril just got it why how does it how does it do you know they do it individually put every hair into your head with a fucking needle and you've got dots of blood all over your head for like weeks and it swells up to your mega mind are you in like an aesthetic like are you put under or you're awake i don't think you put under you're awake you're awake oh they're numb you it's like so scary yeah they honestly take a little like micro knife and they take

hairs out of the back of the head and then they insert them in the front. And they individually do it for maybe like thousand hairs. Whoa. How long does it take? The procedure. It's like three or four hours. Whoa. Imagine that job.

Yeah. But you listen to, it's done on a day. But yeah, you do it. But yeah, I get that. I'm like, I don't need it. I'm 100%. You're right, Harrison's trying a photo. Other guys like.

Harry Styles got one, eh? Harry Styles got one. Yeah, Harry Styles got so many people have had. The thing is with me is I've had like a kind of shitty hair line since, like, all my whole life. I've always had a kind of bad hair line. When I was like 21, it was quite high. And it's fine because I've got curly hair and I can kind of cover it up.

But I've always wanted to have a buzzcar. I've always wanted to have a good hairline. And so I just kind of want to get sorted and fixed and then take care of it for the rest of my life and just have a good hair line. Did I send you that video the other day of Graeme Norden talking about it? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, about how they don't last?

Yeah. It's true. So how can you get one and then make it last? Is there like a way to do it? Yeah. I've been Ashley and Martin for the way to do it. the last like three years, which is like preventative. And what Ashley Amarden do, and they'll talk about it, they can bring your hair line back a little

bit, but they can never like fix it. But what they can do is if you're on the Ashley Amarden program, you won't lose your hair. Like it'll just keep it. But you've been going to Ashley Madden for the last three years. Yeah. What do they do? Well, I do like a, there's like a topical solution that I put in every night. Really?

And there's like some shampoo. Yeah. If I didn't do that, because I was boarding really quickly, I'd be like way more bored now. The reason it's like fine. And whereas, because I've done that the last three years. I know a few from people that have been on that. called like so early. I hear it.

She made it all the time on the radio. I used to hear it all the time on the radio too. But that's the thing about it. We can bring it back a little bit and then we can keep you from the... If you stay with the program, you won't lose your hair. Like it'll stay thick. So that's my thing. It's like, get a hair transplant and then I'm doing it anyway.

Keep doing it. And then just keep my head of hair for the rest of my life. I understand. Not a lot of people want to spend that kind of money and go through the pain and do it. But I really do. Yeah. You've been talking about it for a long time. That's awesome.

Cool, man. That's going to be crazy. They're going to give you a free transplant. To be honest with you, they kind of said they were interested. Oh, yeah, yeah. I sent photos and that's where we're at with it. Yeah, cool. Tell you guys get your opinions.

Yeah. Yeah, do it. And I don't know. It's a soft launch show in the podcast outro. If you had to get some kind of appearance altar, what would you get? I was watching it. I was looking at a post today on Instagram of like all these people in America getting the elevated knees. What's that?

Do what that is? Like they should lengthening out your legs? What? To get you taller? Like a stretchy thing? Hold on. Not a stretchy thing. Like they implant like poles

into your legs. Oh, God. You're fine. Oh, here we go. People are paying thousands to get limb surgery. Look at the height difference. Oh, no, that's freaky.

Like those little poles. They kind of split poles. Oh, no. That has got to be April Falls. That's a real thing. Look at that girl. Look at that short girl. Look how tall she is now.

Oh my God. So I'll probably get that Just to be even taller How tall are you? This fucking woman Love tall guys Yeah but you don't need to attract women How tall are you at the moment? Six? Six.

So six foot? That's like the dream for a lot of guys Yeah but when they're real tall Everyone's like wow he's so tall They love that when you see real tall Even though I'm like I'm like fuck he's tall I guess so Oh really?

No I wouldn't touch your legs man It's diminishing returns beyond six foot Honestly I think you've cracked it Yeah I think What did you get? What did I get? Botox?

I do want to get Botox. BBL. I want to get Botox. No, I want to get a, I want to get a, I want to get a, I want to get my breast implants. Breast implants. I want to go bigger. You want bigger tits. Yeah. That's crazy.

Why? You want massive knockers. Yeah, I want bigger. I thought you're going to say breast reduction. Pardon? It's like me saying what my head would be more orange. Thank you. No, I reckon once I'm done having kids,

it'll be like a cool thing to do of getting, not implants, but like breast lift. Like fix them up, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of, kind of flate them back up. Yeah, cool. Bicycle pump in the end of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I won't because I don't think I'll ever do anything like that. Yeah, it's a lot of money. I didn't think I'd do anything. No, neither. I can't do everything. Except Botox. I do want it. It's so expensive, though. I got a consultation. It was like 700 bucks. I was like, oof.

Fuck, I've got a family friend who's at Botox since the day. I was a newborn invite. She doesn't start smiling. She doesn't stop smiling? She's happy. She doesn't stop smiling. She didn't even got someone Saturday, eh? Yeah. It sounds like her eyebrow.

Really? Yeah. It's so common. I reckon most people you know, Harrison, in Auckland, probably have had it at least one. It's just such a shame, isn't it? It is. You need to get Botox.

I was asking you to hear about it. I was asking you just like, Why do you need it? And she's like, well, when she was on film and stuff, it's preventative. Yeah, she frowns heaps and has heaps of frown lines. And she's like, and her mom has heaps as well. So she's just like, I just want to get preventative Botox in my frown lines. She can still smile.

It's not like affecting the way her face looks at all. But she's just trying to do preventive. I think it's. Actually, I'd cut out my, I cut off my hoods. Cut off my hoods with my eye. You've told you about that. You would never do that. Yeah, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would.

I would, but not yet. Once I get a little bit more saggy. Do you know what I should do before that? Before I get a hair transplant, it's just fix my fucking vision. Like, I'm so blind, and I'm like a 15-minute Lasic surgery away from having 20-20 vision. Wow, but you look 10 times better with glasses. This is what you say.

This is what Jeannie says, but I don't want to wear glasses. Can I be like Harrison and just wear clear ones? Yeah, you do that. I'm going to rank. I don't know. Remember, they magnifies eyes. That's the difference. I'm going to rank, Sean.

So, Sean, as a kid, I'll go, 10-10. Sean with no glasses better. But Sean, wear the glasses, amazing. Okay, so with glasses and hair transplant. It's tough. So hot. Can't see shit. But fuck, is he hot? Okay.

We won't go that far, but yeah. Yeah, I would. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.