The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #133: Chips for the table!! 🍟🍟

Episode Date: August 26, 2025

Cheers to Tuesday! EZ Money  What would we collect? We guess what you collect! Steph’s hit & run…🦋  5 Star Fact -and its a goody! 3rd drawer down… Chips for the table! Sean’s hooked on nasal spray Exclusive interview with Ned the snail 🐌 R&V stories + announcement Harrowing Keefe Ages ago on this day.. ‘Shrekking’ Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the podcast. Hey, good on you for clicking on this one. I think you've chosen a goodie. Yeah, no, today was a fun show. Yeah.

Quick tease, Harrison says this. Oh, show it up, you fucking ass. You bunch of fucking poeck-looking asses. Who's that directed at? Pretty bad. Who's that directed at? And what enraged him to this point? He's usually not a calm guy.

Yeah. Sorry for saying that, guys. Oh no, let it out, let her out. You know what they say? Better out than in. Yep, that does that about gas. Also, we interviewed a snail. Steph did a hit and run.

I'm hooked on nasal spray. We talked about getting chips for the table. There's some real good stuff in there, real high-level content. And worst R&V's stories. It's all coming up. Enjoy. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Good afternoon, New Zealand. Welcome to the show. It is the Edge Arvo's Sean, Stephen Harrison. Big show, this Arvo. Big show. The R&V line up. We will be announcing it first at 5.30pm along with some tickets to give away. Yeah.

What are you laughing at? I'm just laughing at because I'm looking at what's to come on this afternoon show. And it's a lot of us being silly, isn't it? No. Serious. I don't know you can say that's offensive to. No, there's a lot of silly fun to be here. No, we work very hard on making this.

It's not a joke. Educational. No, I think today's show isn't too serious, is it? I mean, just looking ahead, we're going to be interviewing a snail. We're going to be talking about porridge and people's third drawer down in their kitchen after a caller that we had on the show yesterday. Education worried. Sean's hooked on something. He's got a new addiction.

It's a bit silly. That's not funny at all. It's not silly. It's not. It's not. Serious. I was hoping it could come to you as my friends and you'd help me. There's a new dating term called Shrekking.

They can't wait to educate you on. Actually, there is a big, big serious part of the show actually happening in around 30 minutes time. I was involved in a hit and run today. That was the silly part of the show, I thought. No. That's not silly? We'll see. Noravos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Right now. The Edge. Easy Money. If you've never played, easy money is all thanks to BNZ right now. We'll give you $100 just for playing because BNZ believe there's an art to starting something new. And like any art form, you need the right tools to make it work. But the game is a letter between E and Z, 30 seconds on the clock, 10 questions answer each one with a work.

of that letter win a thousand bucks. Well, let's get to know our listener, Paige, who's about to play. Paige, you're a mum of three. What's your favourite colour? Blue. That's what the question you're going to ask you. Now, what kind of shade of blue there, Paige, because you've got your sky blues, your deep blues, your turquoise blues.

Your baby. Your baby, yeah, it's a classic. Probably baby blue, honestly, because all three of my kids have got baby blue eyes, and I love it. Gorgeous. Wow. That's cute. Very cute.

What are their names? Aila, Amelia and Arlo. I called them my AAA battery, so they keep me going. That's pretty cute. Super duper cute, Paige. All right, let's try and hook you up with this. $1,000 with easy money. You'll have 30 seconds.

Your letter, Paige, will be T. Oh, that's exciting. T. Can we just say, Paige, off air, Sean and I, Steph left the room to go wheeze. Sean and I did this. It's not too hard today. We got it in about 25 seconds.

I don't want to psych you out, but it's very doable today. It's almost like better not to tell her that, don't you think? Yeah, but it's also cool because then if she wins, she'd be like, yeah, you told me it was easy. Thank you. And now she's going into it. She's going into it like a little more relaxed. She's so honestly, be confident, relax.

You've got this today. We really believe in your match. Oh, I hope so. Okay, so Paige, here are the rules. I'll ask you 10 questions. You need to come up with 10 answers beginning with the letter T. T for 10. And you can pass.

Tea for what? Tea. Like tea, like English preque. Yeah. Yeah. T for T wrecks. Yep, sure. T for T wrecks.

And you can pass if you have trouble on one and hopefully we'll have time to get back to it. No repeated answers. And your time will begin when I finish saying the first category. Page from Nelson with the AAA battery children who sounds super cute with bright blue eyes. Are you ready? I'm ready. Page, please. Name for us.

Something you do in summer. Canning. A star sign. A tourist. A body part. A toe. Something you wear. T-shirt.

A vehicle. Toyota. A celebrity. Pass. A shape. Triangle. Something you drink. Tea.

A game kids play. A teabool. Something you go to the doctor for. Um, so... Was your last question, Paige. So if you didn't pass and you got that one, you won't. Oh, I'm sorry, Paige. I'm sorry if we signed you out.

You got eight there. Celebrity, you could have said Taylor Swift, Travis Scott, Travis Kelsey, Tom Holland, so many. I think of the Tom's and the Tims when you come in the tea. You got you all your Tim. Oh, Paige is a Taylor Swift fan. You're a Swifty, eh? I'm a Swifty.

Yeah, that's going to hurt. I'm sorry, but I really regret saying it was easy. Because it was easy reflecting on it. but it didn't pretty need to help the situation. Damn it. Hey, you have the best rest of your afternoon. You've still won a hundred dollars thanks to being in ZDK. Paige. Thank you so much for being on the show.

Thank you. Cheers, Paige. Thank you so much. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Yesterday on the show, I played a bit of audio from my friend Morgan who talked about she's not been having much success in the dating pool recently. A lot of first dates.

She went on a date with this guy and he had quite an odd collection that he was bragging about. There was like three different feathers stuck to his dashboard. And I was like, oh, why do you have feathers stuck to your dashboard? And he was like, oh, I collect feathers. So we had a bit of a discussion off here over whether that was a weird thing. Gross. Yeah, I think gross. Yeah, I think it's okay.

I think it's okay. You think it's all right. Well, off here, Harrison, you were out of the room when this happened. But when the mics were off, music was playing. Do you know what Sean said to me? What? He goes. No, this is what I said.

No, let me say it, because I'm in some. No, you'll give it the wrong tone. Okay, fine, you do it. What I said was, if you had to collect something weird, what would it be? I reckon you seem like the kind of person who would collect stamps. To me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. It's okay.

It's okay. It's the fact that you crochet and play puzzles. No, I used to have time for puzzling, and now I don't anymore with a child. But also, puzzling is really good for anxious people because it really concentrates your brain. So stamps. No, stamps. Yes, it is. You probably never use a stamp in your life.

It implies that I'm old and I'm not old. All I remember if stamps was going down to the post shop with my grandma when they were like 50 cents in posting a letter. See, she loves them. They're not part of my life. Did you ever take one home a stamp? No, I don't think I'm ever. Honestly, did you?

I think when I was a child, like small, small, small, small child. I think I got handed down someone's stamp collection. So you did collect stamps. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. I do not seem like the type of person that collects stamps. I'm so greatly insulted by that. Right?

No, I don't know. It stands the reason. I reckon Harrison, if you were to collect something, here's what I'm thinking. Go. You're a person who loves kind of trinkets. Yeah. I'm thinking those teaspoons with the things at the end of them,

like the fancy teaspoons. Okay, now he's thinking if we're really old, huh? That's what I'm thinking. That's crazy. That's crazy. All Pokemon cards. Yeah. I don't know how I never liked Pokemon.

I reckon Harrison would, because he goes to the movies all the time, he would collect like every single theatre, their popcorn container. And he'd, like, write down what movie he saw and the date and then, like, start stacking them up. I would collect that. It's a cool idea, right? My friend does that with champagne corks. So, like, like, special occasion champagne.

So you write the date down and what occasion you're celebrating. I've got one for you, H.S.F. What do you call them? But when you go to musicals, you get a, like, a... Program. You collect programs. Oh yeah, I collect all the programs. I bet you do.

And I gave them to sign it afterwards. I bet you do. I think you've got a box, a shoebox in your closet, full of programs and ticket stubs. So ticket stubs, yes. Concert tickets, yes. Oh, we've got a framed concert ticket. Oh, why don't I think that's the most sentimental person.

It'll be things that have happened to, yes, ticket stubs and stuff. Yeah, that makes sense. I've also got two more for the edge of you. Okay. Who wants to go first? Oh, God. Sean. That's me with one.

Sean. Connie's. He's just the kind of guy who just has. have heaps and at uni you just have he just have heats of Connie's even though he wasn't shagging you know he'd be the guy he just have he's like, why have you got so many? Oh just in case you know what?

We did a promo with Durex like two years ago and I just had to clear out a box of expired conies because I got so many from this promo. And collect them. And he'd just strike him as a guy collect gloves. Like winter gloves? Any glove.

He's your leather glove, he's your cross-stitch glove, he's your pint, I don't know, I'm like you do gloves I reckon. Also I've got a few more for Sean as well. I think he'd collect business cards with just his Instagram handle on it so he can like hand them out to people. These are collections. These are just things you could get made. Also, okay, not body wash because we all know that he doesn't use that.

But hand keys he'd collect. He'd collect handkeys. Oh yeah. I see what's happened here. This is backfired. One more for you, Steph. This is the one I wrote before I see the programs. Buttons.

Oh, nah. Back to being mad. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And the game is. 0.800 the Edge, call us up if you collect something. We will ask you a few questions about yourself, and then we will guess or judge as to what we,

kind of what vibe you're giving off, what we think you're collecting. Okay, let's got a crisis to you. Alan on 0.800 the Edge, hello. Hello. How are you? Good. All right. My question for you, Alan, is what would be your perfect weekend?

Yeah, pottering around the house. Pottering. Same. Key word there. Alan, do you, would you rather read or watch TV? Definitely watch TV And Alan, what's your favourite artist at the moment? Ed Sharon

Okay Are we asking any more questions? Can I know what he drives? I drive a Suzuki Swift And can I know if you have any pets? No, I don't Okay Okay

I can I've got it Homebody, no pets, loves Ed Sheron I know what it is I know, I reckon I know Alan, I think you collect those little sachets, a tea and coffee sashes from every hotel you've ever stayed in and you're like, oh, I'm going to pocket that for later and you've got

like a drawer of them. Nah, wrong. Can I guess, can I? I reckon you've got funko pops. What's that? Like those little figurines. You've got the big heads. They're real popular. You collect them. Yeah, no, that's not right either. Oh, I think you collect

some kind of trading cards. I'm going to say Pokemon. No, no. Board games. You collect board games. I don't. No. What are the toys? always got the squash mellow. Squish mellows.

Jelly cats? Jelly cats? Squish mellas? No. Dominoes. Loboos. No. Playing cards.

Money, money. Money. You're just really rich. Movie seconds. I don't collect money. I've been to the movies. That's definitely don't collect money. I spend too much.

Foreign coins. No money. Alcohol bottles. Do you have a line of absinck bottles? No. This is a. This is it. What do you collect, Dellen?

I collect plants. I knew it. I knew that. You just did not know that. Damn it. Good collection, Alan, good collection. Yeah, it's a lovely collection. All right, let's go to Kelly and Hamilton now.

Kiyo to Kelly. Hi. A few questions for you to get to know. This call is being recorded. Sorry, what's going? You're right, Kelly. Where are you calling from, Kelly? At my car.

Not frozen. Is your car in cell block C? Pardon? Why is our call being recorded? Do you know? It's just automatic. I don't have to turn it off. Hey, it's good because then you can listen to yourself

in the radio forever. It's exciting. But like a podcast. I've never thought of that. A little private podcast. All right, Kelly, questions for you. If you were to go to prison, what do you reckon it would be for? Probably talking on my phone on the panel. Okay, Kelly, what's your favorite food?

Cheese. That's a clue there. Kelly, what's your favorite thing to watch on TV? Probably crime watch programs. Of course it is. to see how they got away with it. Kelly, what's your favourite musician right now, your favorite artist? Probably eared sharing.

Another re-sharing. All right, we're asking Kelly questions to try and figure out what collection she has. Kelly, let's have a guess. Do you think Kelly is a type of person that when she goes out for dinner, she'll collect the mints? Instead of just one, she'll take a handful for nature, and she's got, like, so many mints in her handbag. No.

Do you know what I think it is? This is my guess. Kelly, do you collect magnets? No. Okay, I've got one. Kelly, I reckon you collect stones and crystals. You're a crystal girl. And you charge them when it's a full moon.

Oh, no. I reckon Kelly's a little bit more, like, out there than there. I reckon it's taxidermy. I reckon she's got, like, stuffed possums and peacocks in her lounge. Definitely not. No, okay. Oh, is it shanks? No.

No, she's not in prison. Cool charm cans. You collect cool charm cans. You get lined up on your window cell of all the different colors. No. Key rings, key rings. No. Pottery!

You're not going to guess it. What is it? Kelly, what do you collect? So I collect turtles and Lego. That was literally my next guest. You're going to go to prison for collecting turtles. How many turtles can you have before it becomes a turtle farm? It's anything from a key ring to a cap to a picture to a soft toy to jewelry, anything and everything for the last 30, 40 years.

Oh, not alive to her, do I say. All right, thanks, Kelly. That's a cute collection. A double past a musty movie credit coming your way, starring Austin Butler Zoe Kravitz. It's in cinema's August 28th. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It was quite a traumatic morning for me because I was involved in a hit.

and run. Why are you laughing when you keep doing with us today? I'm not. I'm not laughing. You can't laugh. Did you hit or did you run? I was in the car and it was at Kendi drop-off time. Oh, God.

And Rocco, my 16-month-old, he's in the back seat and... God, your kid was in the car. We're listening to Nino, the little fire engine. Neenor, N-N-N-N-N-N-O, I'm a little fire engine. Maybe I'm me. And I was just driving up. up the street, just, it was such a joyous moment. You know, the sun shining. It really feels like springs in the year.

And what happens when the weather starts to warm up? Butterflies. Monarchs, to be exact. And that's when I see this name one other type of butterfly. The white moth-looking one. Okay. Moths. And that's when I'm driving up the street and I see one in all its beautiful glory. and it's kind of not moving out of my way

and I'm approaching it and it's flying directly at my windscreen and then that's when I hear that wasn't a big loud splat it was just a time Did you do something? It was like I ran into the butterfly Well to be fair

The butterfly went straight into me So I mean the sound did you do a sound there You just turn the music down What did you do? It went like That's the sound? It was the quietest little It doesn't make a sound when you had a butter

a fly, doesn't? No, it didn't, it didn't really. So it'd be more like, like that. No, I definitely heard something. No, that was silent. If you're playing Nina with a fire engine, you probably didn't hear much. Nah, it's a loud song. Yeah, yeah, no, I didn't hear much, but I did hear something, and I definitely knew that

it was a splat. And I just, it really dampened my whole morning, because here's this beautiful monarch. God, they're so beautiful. And it's lived a life, you know? It started off as a little egg, and then it, it was a little caterpillar, and it was munching on all those leaves, didn't it? And it grew into a big caterpillar, and then it found a perfect spot to hang upside down, to then chrysalise, and then turn into a butterfly.

Did it hang or did you hit it? So when it turns from a caterpillar into a monarch butterfly, it's a metamorphosis, actually, and it turns into a butterfly during that process. That's when it's hanging upside down. And then it's just flying about its beautiful couple of days on earth, and then I had to go and ruin it, and I just felt devastation. I was going to say they only live for two to six weeks as well. Yeah.

So you've got it. You're an awful person. You're a short life. That is next level. I know. Did you report yourself? I was thinking about it. That's horrible.

Thank you. So I think we should all just close our eyes in the room and hold hands. On my hands. I don't want to be near you. On my hand. I don't want to be near you. Harrison, hold hands. Dear Butterfly, thank you for being beautiful.

And I'm so sorry for murdering you today. That it was your fault. That last comment there. Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. By popular demand, it's back. Sean's five-star fact. Who?

The five-star fact? Who's giving you the popular demand? Listeners, they want it. No one's texting. No, what happened? The five-star fact, I've been doing this for hundreds of shows. You guys tried to kill it. You tried, but you did not succeed.

You said if I could get a five-star fact by the end of last week, the segment would remain. It's true. up for grabs for it. We even toured the country to try and find the best fact. Yeah. Alex gave us this gem. Did you know that when woodpeckers pick trees,

they rat their own tongues around their brains to prevent them from getting concussions? Impeccable fact. No notes. Need I remind you of your two and producer nurse Sam's ratings? It's a five from me. It's a five from me. I give Alex five stars. Oh my God, Alex!

Alex, you've done it. You've got a five star. You've won $1,000 and most importantly you've saved the five staff back segments. Well, yeah, I guess the T's and Cs would say that, yeah, I guess we have to do this segment still. You didn't want to, but the thing was, you didn't want to take a day off.

I honestly, me as ever told, we want at least a week off, because we've had so many facts. Fact overload. For weeks, the lead up to it, the event, now was the day off after announcing your winner. You want to do the segment again. Yeah, well, because I haven't done it for a week.

We've been going to listeners. Mm-hmm. And I've got a couple goodies that I've just been like, oh, really itching to say. And I think they're good, guys. Oh, okay, can't wait to give them. I think it's good to space the content out of the show. It's not every day we need to do, you know.

Let's support Sean. He wants to do it. Okay. He deserves to do it. The segment was saved. All right, let's hear it. Thanks, guys. And I feel like now that you've broken your seal of giving a five-star,

it might be easier. We'll see. Today's fact is about bees. I'm a bee. This is crazy. One teaspoon of honey is the lifetime work of about 12 bees. One tiny teaspoon comes from 30,000 flower visits and about 750 kilometres of bee flight.

Five. Good fact. Five stars. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just make it end. Make your end.

Oh, honestly, lost for words. Oh, not like... But I want to say, five, man. That's a five. No, not like this. That's so good. Not like for a Sam, what are you reckon?

I just said a fact check. How many bees, Sean? 12 bees. 12. Yeah, you're correct, man. That's a five stars, bro. Okay. I don't appreciate this.

I put a lot of effort into looping black IPs I'm a bee for that gag. 3, 3, 4, 3. Should we can it? Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Yesterday on the show, we were talking about when dates have kind of gone wrong and a lovely listener called up and said shocked us by saying what they found in the third, specifically the third drawdown in the person that they were on the day's kitchen.

Yeah, I went on a day and I went to their house and they showed me their porridge drawer, which was so you had in the kitchen, they've got your knives and forks, next drawer down, normal utensils, it was a drawer of pre-made porridge. Is it in its dried oat form or cooked ready to go? Yeah, cooked ready to go.

Sorry, so I thought it was taken them, Mac, Seth you googled it. Harrison, you googled it. It's a real thing. It's a real thing, yeah. It's like an old Scottish-Irish history. Like hundreds of years ago, they would have kind of a whole cabinet full of porridge.

Yeah, just like in the drawer. You mix it up, you pour it all this, like one big slab, and then they cut out a slice and take that to work. Yeah, when it hardens. When it hardens. Isn't that disgusting?

Yeah, I didn't realize people probably still did it. Yeah. It's giving Black Plague. Yeah, it's giving like 17th century. But we, We're then, after that happened, off there, in a heated argument about what each of us have in our third draw down in our kitchen. So we'll all agree.

Top one, regular utensils, second one, big utensils. Yes. Yeah. Third one. More big utensils. No. No. Yeah.

What? How many big utensils do you have? We've got two draw. So top drawer, cutlery. Second drawer, big utensils. Third drawer, more big utensils. Fourth draw, your glad wraps and your rubbish bags and all that. I hate to brag it to you.

You've got too many big utensils. No. You need a big utensil clear out. No. No, no, no, no. Sounds like a big utensil Blitz. No, no, no. I do a blitz in my third draw.

My third draw is a roll of tin foil. No word of it was like, a roll of tinfoil and just like reusable cutlery. Like your cardboard forks, your cardboard knives that you get at a cafe or takeout or whatever. I just keep them. Because at no point throwing them out. So we've got a draw full of recyclable cutlery. The chopsticks go in that drawer? Yep, 100%.

Yeah, yeah. Napkins? Napkins as well. So any napkins No, I feel you. Everyone knows the third drawer is cling wraps, foils, baking paper and

teatels. No, for me that's a fourth draw number. No, that's a fourth draw, man. And the fifth draw, the bottom drawer is the junk draw. Can I be honest, I've only got three drawers? I'm in an apartment. I go one, two, three. Can I be honest? I've only got three drawers. Oh, the way that you're scouting in us. The fifth draw?

You're just so rich. So confidently, the fifth drawer. The first, Sam, producer, no, Sam. Have you heard? of fifth drawer. Never in my life. Oh, God. Let me guess,

is the junk drawer full of all the schmeg products you've been getting as well? Yeah, just extra smeg, an extra gold line. Oh, you tell you. Do I put in my sixth drawer? Just all the loose money I've got. Yeah.

There's so much cash. The bank won't even take it anymore. I just put it in the sixth drawer. That's true. We just kind of scatter it around the house. It's running out of places to put all our gold and money. Holy.

Jeweltery. Oh, yeah. All right. What is in your third drawer? Okay, Violet's here in 0800 at the edge. Violet, you disagree with all of us. What's in your third draw down in your kitchen?

I actually agree with Sean I have teetails in my third drawer. Tateaus. Yeah, teatows. And a laundry basket, like a peg basket. Oh, no. A peg basket? A peck basket.

It's empty, but it's in there. That's for your washing line. You're pushing it now in Violet. That's pushing it. That's pushing it. Yeah, you're being a bit cheeky there, Violet, with an ebbed peg container in your third drawer down. It's almost as bad as porridge.

It holds those. little cuts that you have in washing powder that we use for other stuff as well. No, see, that goes under the sink. Anything kind of dishwasher related goes in the cleaning cupboard under the sink. But I agree. T-tows, I agree. Where do you keep your glad wrap?

Our glad wrap is in our second drawer. We only have three drawers. Yuck. Where are your big utensils? In the second drawer as well. Okay. See, you've got a good amount of large... If we can't get mixed up with our toddler. Oh, there you go. I feel you. All right, Violet, thank you.

Ben, big questions on the show this afternoon. What's in your third drawdown in your kitchen? A spatula. Yes, see? A spatula. Yeah, it's overflow. Don't say you to that. He's got a singular spatula as a third draw down.

On behalf of Ben, it's overflow from the big utensils, isn't it, Ben? Yeah. And Ben, how many draws are you rocking, man? How many total? How many draws I'm rocking? Yeah. Oh, four. Okay.

Rich guy. Out of touch with the common manner. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, I've found a sentence where you can assert dominance and make friends with anybody at a dinner table. Okay, that's all it takes. Now, cast your mind back to Oweck this year.

I went down to Dunedin with Digital Girl Clara. Mm-hmm. And I just started working here. So we just become friends, really. and the first time we ever kind of hung out was breakfast in Dunedin. So we order our breakfast. You both get whatever we get. Waitress goes, anything else?

And then in sync, we go, oh, just for the table, please. For breakfast? Yeah, for breakfast. Yeah. I had some fries for the table. Yeah. And we're bonded over that. And we're like, oh my God, you do that too?

It's like, yeah, I do that. So like I can make friends at tables. Oh, so that's the dominant move. That's the dominant move. Oh, fries for the table? So who won the dominance battle then? between, have you both said it at the same time. We have now started a beautiful friendship because of that moment.

Equal dominance. Yeah, and then cast your mind's now to last week where we travelled the country in the fact tour, we then went to Dunedin. Do you remember we all had breakfast about 8 o'clock on the morning? Yeah. All cast our orders. And then Clara goes, oh, by the way, fries for the table, please. How did you guys feel when she said that?

I thought it was strange because it's not really a breakfast food. I've never really had it for breakfast. Like normally we're having a bowl of fries for the table with like a lunch or a dinner. so I was a bit taken aback. I thought it was crazy. I thought it was like, why are we getting a bowl of chips to share at 8 a.m.? But you had a good point about it.

Yeah, it's just like, I think it's, you can assert dominance in a positive way. You know, especially you don't really know everybody at the table. We know each other. But if you didn't know everybody, he said, oh, fries to the table, please. Everyone's like, oh, look at that legend. Who's that legend who said,

you know what? We're going to all share a plate. You can get, oh, they're all going to share something. Question, you worry that everyone else that you might not know that well is now talking about you behind your back, about why is this guy ordering fries at 8 a.m. I don't want to eat chips.

No, I don't think so because it's like it's a connective thing. You know, it's like when we all reached together. And like, oh, you go first, sorry, like interaction. Our hands touching, oh, I'm so sorry. It's a whole, it's like a board game in the middle of the table, I feel, fries for the table. Yeah. I mean, I enjoyed it. Yeah.

I truly did. I think we should implement it more. Okay. Because then after our whole fact tour, we're in Queensland, the final day, we would knack and we had dinner. We'll let me dinner together. Everyone's a bit tired and going to place in their orders. And then I said, guys, guys, guys, go. You all shut up, look to me, I said,

fries for the table, please? And it was like a, oh. We actually clapped. We clapped. Yeah, you clapped. Was it euphorically? Oh, well done. Look at that.

Like, good on you. You've connected us with friends. I think we should normalize us way more. Can it be at other occasions? Can it be like an indoor social netball game? No. Okay. Anywhere they serve fries, I think you could probably pull it off.

Hmm. I just say, yeah, the key to it is at a dinner or like a social or a breakfast or a lunch. Okay. As long as you, all you need is one other person with you. It's a two-player game. Two-plus. Fries for the table. Yeah, go out for a business meeting.

You want to impress the new boss or whatever, you know, a job interview. You go, oh, fries for the table, please. You've got the job like that. If you want to impress the in-laws, oh, fries for the table, please. And because it's pretty good. Mostly, it's very vegan, vegetarian. Anybody can eat fries. Yeah.

They're potatoes. Not a lot of people who are religious potatoes. I like this. So I think we should just start a bit of a revolution, guys. Please spread the word on behalf of the edge of. is fries for the table. Yeah. Has to be...

Show everybody. Yeah. Around a dinner table slash brunch slash breakfast slash lunch. Yeah. And if you're a bit awkward if you're a bit insecure...

Yeah. Get car. Be stronger. Go, you know what? I don't even want to talk to you guys. I'm really nervous. But what I will do is order fries for the table, please.

Let's connect. Let's be one. We are one country. We are one human guys. Keer car! Just have some fries for the table, really. Oh, throw it on a t-shirt, man. We've been looking for a show

slogan for a while and I think, dare I say, we may have found it. Fries for the table. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hi, my name's Sean Hill. Hey, Sean. And I'm an addict. I'm addicted to putting a certain drug up my nose.

I think we can talk about this. I'm addicted to nasal spray. You sure? As you guys know, I've been sick recently. We know we've seen all the tissues and our car rental. You haven't mentioned it? It's a bit of a head cold. I get blocked up, congested.

I've actually used nose spray to open up the pathways. I've now, I can't come off it. Okay. Is that a thugged? I'm addicted to it. Can you get addicted to nasal spray? Yeah, I've looked it up.

My nose won't work without it. Turns out if you use it for more than three to five days, I've been using it for six days. You become reliant on it. Really? Is that a nice? Can you hear me? I go... Ooh!

That's meant. I can't breathe through my nose. I'm addicted to nasal spray. I'm trying to go cold turkey today. So you're addicted to it or your nose actually needs it? What do you make? Producer Nurse Sam, our producer is a medical professional. Was her? Yes.

Was. What is it? You don't lose the qualifications. You've still got your nursing. What are the calls? I've still got a degree, yeah. Yeah, but to actually practice, you have to have a certificate and that kind of runs out. It's like how you register your car, you kind of go to get register yourself.

But you still have yours, eh? It's just run out my registration. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. How do you like re-get it? Do you just pay for another like three or 12 months or just choose how long you're going to pay for it? Yeah, you do, but you also have to prove that you've continued some kind of study or upskilling. Yeah, yeah.

Well, this will be good right now. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a thing, right? Yes, it is a thing, yeah, absolutely. And if you've used nasal spray like, you know, for like two or three days and you can have a rebound effect where then you stop using it, but then the blood vessels sort of like they have a weird reaction and then, you know, fill up with more gunk. See, I'm a drug addict and you guys are making fun of me

and I'm very serious. I'm opening up about this. That's why I've been irritable today. I'm going cold turkey. I'm getting the, um, I'm trying to break the cycle. What is it called? Get off it. Get off the hand. Get off the horse. Yeah, withdrawals. I'm having withdrawals. What kind of withdrawals are you having? You haven't seen that. Yeah, but you have the shakes or something?

Yeah, a little bit. Just need another hit, man. Need another hit. I don't think this is a though. If anyone knows any nasal spray, do you have some? I'll pay so much. What brand are you using? Just one hat, man, Octavine. But I'll use any brand. Honestly, I'll use any... Ultraven.

What's it called? Ultraven. Okay, well, they don't sponsor the show. Ultra bit. Oh, are you going to get through this, man? Yeah, I think so. But I think I just want to raise awareness for people out there struggling, my brothers and sisters who are also struggling with addiction,

struggling with being addicted to ultravent. Yeah. Well, don't, you know, it's a serious disease. I don't make the piss out of it. Why? It's not. It's a proper addiction. We just had a medical professional confirming.

Oh, that's true. I'm addicted. Well, Keikar Ha, Sean. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Guys, have you heard about Ned the snail? No idea. So Ned is a snail that was found in a garden here in Altairoa. And Ned is very unique because normally snails have a shell with the spiral on the shell that goes clockwise.

Yeah. But this gardener who found this snail was looking at the snow being like, this snail seems weird. And she figured out that it's because Ned, she called him Ned, has a left swirly swirl on the shell of it. Oh, he's cute. The black sheep? An anticlock choir swirl. And so the thing with snails is they can't mate if their swirls go in different directions

because they actually fit together like a puzzle piece. And so Ned, literally, National Geographic New Zealand are on the hunt to find a rare left swirled snail to be friends with Ned so they can, you know, get it on. Poor Ned. Poor Ned. Hashtag get Ned laid.

Guys, I've tracked down Ned. Ned the snail. Ned the rare left swirling snail joins us literally on the phone right now. Hello Ned, how are you? Yeah, no, I've been better guys. I've been better, quite frankly, yeah. Oh, Ned, it's okay. Hey, Ned, you're single, mate.

Talk to us about it. Oh, looking for love, I think, is how I've actually word it. So, yeah, I'm currently on the hunt for love. Ups and downs, ups and downs. Any luck recently? I know you've got a left side of shableness. so it must be hard. Yeah, the swirl.

Honestly, not really, guys. I've been on a few dates recently with bees. And we have gotten a bit of hanky, so the bee has actually stuck it in me a few times around the back, but they have all died straight away. That must be devastating. Well, hey, you know what, Ned, we are so team Ned, and if any rear left spiraling snails are listening to the erjavas right now

and they like the sound of you, let's get to know you a little bit more, Like what kind of things are you into, Ned? Yeah, I love slow walks in the beach. I love just polishing the shell, usually on Sundays. And I love Formula One because I just kind of sit there with my other friends and we just dream. We just go, man, one day will be that speed, you know.

You love Formula One car racing, Ned? Yeah, I love them. I love them. I love Liam, the Kiwi one. He's so cool. Liam Lawson. Okay, interesting. What's your favourite food, Ned? Anything in the slow cooker?

Just low, slow, just bit of me, really. And if you're looking, it's not a cooking. That's what I say about low and slow. Is that what you say? A watch pot never boils, am I right, Ned? Is that it? Yep, real funny. Getting to know Ned the snail, what's your favourite music?

Any of Beatles? Yeah. And if anyone wants to get in touch with you, Ned, to go on a date, how can they do it, mate? How can they go about it? Any left-shelled snails out there? Just to email on Instagram. My handle's Ned Neathead.

and I just reach out now, preferably six months in advance, because it will take me probably that long to travel, even if you're only 100 metres away, and it's a six-month wait. So please just get in touch. Ned and Eidthead. Thank you. Okay, we heard it. We've done a lot of stupid things on this show.

This is definitely the stupidest. Harrison, come back to studio. Your Arvos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We will be breaking the R&V 2025 line-up announcement in just 20 minutes times. for that but we did want to chat R&V stories leading up to it. Yeah, we've also got a double pass

as well to give away very soon but yeah, R&V stories the good and the bad, 3343 can text, I'll kick this off if that's okay. Quack around the room first, how many times have you been R&V? Oh geez, poor 5 or 6 maybe? Jeez, once. Once, I think I've been three times.

So it's a good spread here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So this was back, like, I'm talking when I was like 20 or something and I forgot to lock the... I have to say the story before, I apologise if you've heard it, but I forgot to lock the Portoloo door, and I'm not like touching the Portoloo with my body,

so I'm like squatting over the toilet. And then this girl opens it because she thinks it's free because I didn't lock it. And then I get a fright and I'm squatting and I look up and I scream because there's a stranger right in front of me. She gets a hell of a fright because she's not expecting anybody. She slams the door in my face.

Now, of course, my head is up because I'm looking at her and I'm screaming. So the lock of the Port-a-leau door gets me, like, clocks me, like right under my eye, right on my cheekbone. And so for the rest of R&V, I've got a humongous, bruised black eye, despite trying to ice it with some ice cold artis. Yeah. But, no, not even a beautiful cold pulse did the trick back in the day. It's one of the greatest R&V stories I've ever heard. I wonder how she tells it. Very different.

How do you think she'd tell it? I don't know. I tried to open the bathroom door. This girl didn't lock it. Screamed at me. Yeah. Screamed at me. This ogre was inside.

Oh, yuck. Gosh. I've only got one hour of restaurant because I only went once. But I was a New Year's Night, New Year's Countdown, and we're going out. The Big Shack was on that night. You know, big shat? Big Shick, man's not hot. Two plus toilet, something quick muff.

That guy. That was the headline. Jeez, rough year to go. And I was drinking out in the car park because that's where you can had all the free booze because you couldn't bring it in. And I'd fallen asleep behind the wheel. The car was parked. Oh, Jesus.

But I'd fall asleep behind the wheel. I woke up to my mate knocking on the window going, the countdowns in five minutes. So they're about, it's about to hit midnight. I'm like, did I miss Big Shack? And he goes, yeah, I'm not. No way. I'm going to sleep for eight hours. Whoa.

I run in. Our friend group's there. Five weeks off, everyone's kissing. And it's just me and like my friend Michaela, who are single at the time. I look at her and go, oh, should we do it? She goes, no, yuck. I've never looked at you in that way. Shut up.

That really happened. True story that I went to bed with my mate who pulled a girl and they shagged all night when I was sharing the same tent. Yeah, yuck. Real cool. Yeah. I've got an R&V story. I was DJing R&V a couple years ago

and a security guard pulled me to the side and told me that I needed to... This is if you... Maybe I shouldn't remember. The moral of the story is I had quite bad hay fever at the time is a freshly mowed vineyard and I was popping antihistamines a lot and he thought I was doing something more sinister than that

And Paul Biosides said, hey, mate, you've got to stop doing that so obviously. And I was like, no, I promise you, and I show him the anti-hist demands. I was like, I promise you, I just have really bad hay fever and can't see what I'm trying to mix. Oh, Sean. So that was the true story. Your Ravos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. What's your R&B story?

Now, Yaz from the Workday Show joins us. Yes, I don't think you can win a double pass to R&V. Sorry, my love? Oh, brother. No. I do have a story, though. You'll hear your story. What happened to you?

Oh, honestly. Now, I love R&V. I'm an avid goer. But this year, the stars were not aligning. Me and my boyfriend went together with like a bunch of our friends. We ended up breaking up on New Year's night. Like, just moments before the countdown,

I ended up missing the countdown, bawling my eyes out. And then the next morning, I wake up and I'm supposed to drive back to Nelson with him. Huge drive. I'm like, no, I'm not going to drive back with you and he's like, okay, whatever. He goes to his car, his car's broken down completely.

I go, oh, I can't leave you. So we wait in Gisbon the whole entire next New Year's Day to get a broken up and wait for his parents to drive from Wellington to tow us all the way back to Wellington and I just have to sit in the car with his parents and him and we've just broken up for like eight hours. Oh, that's awful. How awkward. Insane.

Insane. Hey, happy ending, though, you got back together and you're in love. Yay! Right? It's the same boyfriend? No, no, that's my old boyfriend. Oh, no. Steve, you made it away.

Sorry. That is a great yarn, though, yes. Thanks, once again, not eligible for the ticket, so apologies. Yeah, sorry, yes. Great story, though. That's what we want. R&V stories, the good, the bad and the ugly. Brittany from Todanga, what you got for us?

I'll try make long story short, but I think it was right before Headex was playing, and the whole time up to that point my hay fever had been so bad and I remembered that I'd run out of my hay fever tablet so I went to the Metxent and when I walked in my eyes were really puffy and they scared the living daylight out of me saying oh there's a conjunctivitis outbreak going on at the moment and I was so scared thinking I've never had it before and how gross I don't want that.

Turns out right before they gave me a saline rinse one of the specs of glitter that was on my eyelashes had fallen into my eye and that's why they were swelling so I just had to get a sailing route but then I couldn't find anyone afterwards Oh, Bruneyne Well, because you couldn't see or you actually just couldn't find them Oh, I went to the MidX Tent alone and obviously signal there is absolute trash So I just, I couldn't find any of my mates after

Oh, that's hard, eh, being somewhere like that and being lost Very hard At least your eyes were okay, you got your glitter out Yeah All right, let's go to Libby from Chris Christch, Libby, R&V stories. What have you got for us? Yeah, so my friend ended up sleeping in a port-a-lou,

and at some point in the night, our little two-man tent, went flying. Still to the day, we don't know where it ended up, because there were so many tents. So I ended up sleeping with some friends. But, yeah, it's not a first-aid story, but it's a tent-in-the-wind story. But hold it. It's a lot in a port-a-loo. Your friend slept in a toilet.

Yeah, we got separated at some point. I really don't know what happened, but she fell asleep in the borderloo. It's so... Oh, they're so R&V. I love it. Nostalgia. Shottabee. And Julia from Christchurch, R&V Stories.

What's yours? Oh, sorry, hi. Hi, Julia. Oh, okay, Julia. Go ahead. I'm zoning out completely. I was just thinking about the Pordaloo. Yeah, okay.

Fresh, 18-year-old, went to R&B with my older brother, who's about three years older than me. First time getting really, really hammered and doing all of that jazz, I got insanely bad heat stroke and sunstroke on the beach. Missed all the acts, ended up spending the whole time in the medic tent and in my tent because my brother wouldn't leave R&B. It took me about three months to recover and I've still got scars from the amount of peeling I had all over my Oh, God. That is horrible. Okay, well coming up next, we'll decide which one of these people is worthy of winning the R&V tickets.

Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. R&V is back for 2025, 2026 at the beautiful Waiolheka Estate in Gizzy. And we have the full lineup announcement. Give it to us, Sean. Performing at R&V 2025. Kid Cutty Oh, so good. Yeah, that's good, eh.

That's amazing. The actor slash musician here like that. True. He is an actor. Wilkinson playing. Cyril. L.A.B. Homebrun.

You're going to live a one. Good neighbours. This keeps going. It keeps going. There's so many more than that as well. The edge.rover.n. If you want all of the details, I'll be here all day if I keep saying all of the artists that are playing.

pre-sale with Rover kicks off this Thursday. General tickets on sale Friday. As I said, edge dot rover.com for all the details. And I register your flat right now to win ticks for all of you and your flat with camping by texting flat to 3-3-4-3 Flat Wars going down next week. That'll be so sick. Imagine you and your entire flat winning free tickets to R&V. Really?

That's a thing. I'm so sick. Yeah. You didn't know about Flat Wars. He just said it. Yeah, but do you know what that is? Yeah. No, you don't.

What do you mean? You don't know what that is. Yeah, flat to 3343. We just see your flat, by the way. You can win a full tickets for you guys to go camping at R&V 2025, 26. All right, to the phones right now. We heard R&V stories a few minutes ago, and our favourite R&V story,

winning a double pass to go to RMV at the end of the year to celebrate New Year is the person that got infected eye from her glitter falling into her eyeball and losing all her mates, but she won't this year because maybe she's not going to use glitter anymore. Congratulations, Brittany! Oh, my gosh. What do you think of the lineup, Brick?

Kid Cuddy's pretty good, eh? Epic. Wilkinson's always amazing, but Kikari, oh my gosh. So, guys. Careful around the eyes this year, Brittany, okay? Yeah, no, I'm straying from glitter. Yeah, what are you going to do? Maybe just a little wing eyeliner number or something like that.

And just a massive goggles. Boggles sound amazing Yes, yes Your Arvo's Head Harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison To The Edge As you guys know I've had quite a big life

Over the last Especially the last two years And I had a life before I'm only 25 And I think from what the people have been telling me In person Over Instagram

Write a book Write a book And I was like Yeah Do you hear that a lot? It bugs me Because I've never said it to you Yeah, I know

Steph, have you said it? Yeah, all the time. Oh, you have to have never said it. I don't think Sean's a big fan of me writing a biography. Harrison, I think you should write a book. Okay, thanks, man. Can I be the first one to tell you? Yeah, 100%.

But it's in the draft stage of the draft stages right now, and I read a few excerpts to you guys. I did an excerpt about my birth. And your conception. Those are the two of her. That's it. We heard his first words. And my first words.

Yes, this one's a bit of a time jump. Thank God. This is my first, cross-country from my autobiography, Harrowing Keefe. I awaken. A cold breeze trickles up me from toe to head. I look at the window, slightly ajar. It was the winter of 05.

Cross-country day. I erected myself up in my bed, surrendered to my uniform, and head to school. Bang! Crackle! The start gun is fired. I run, leap, devour the ground with my feet. The grass is unable to weave through my toe. toes as I'm too quick. I'm almost

at the end. I can see it. The tight red ribbon, still unbroken. I've got 100 metres left. My left ear pipes up as I hear the word wrang up. It pulls me back a little, but I push. Then another. Gingerbread!

This one hurts. But I push forward. Then again, Phantom pants! And another. Ginga! And another. Human torch! and one more nail in the coffin. O'y, freckle face!

I sacrificed the race, stopping my tracks, turn around, and yell out to the mean kids. Oh, show it up, you fucking assy bunch of fucking p-looking asses! Sorry, are you five? Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Three words. Disqualified, expelled, bullied. What a chapster. He is from his eyes, man. You said it was a draft. It needs no notes from me. No notes.

No notes? Can we approve that? I question the legitimacy of the story. What do you mean? I can't imagine that that happened. Sure. He's such a hater. It's a hateer.

It's a lot of truth. Sorry, my bad. Come on, it's not fiction. All right. I'll send it to the publisher there tonight. Wait, quick hands on the buttons as well, Sean. He did. That was good.

He didn't warn me. That was good. And I was very nervous. My Palms are show. Harrowing. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. On this day in history, many great songs came out on the 26th of August.

Now, I'm going to play a little game with your boys, Sean and Harrison, and this is a bit of a pitch to getting the segment on the year every single day. I think this one's got legs. Today in History. So I've got audio clues that I'm going to play for you. There's five songs, and each clue means a day. different song. Yeah.

And you need to try and guess what song was released. On this day, the 26th of August in the past. So the first clue is for a song that came out in 2004. And here's your clue. 2004. Who was back in 2004? Eminem was having this moment. What's a fart going to do with it?

No, no. Not a fart. Listen again. Not a fart. Something getting off a chair or something? Getting off a chair. Well, put your back and throw. Close. Oh. Oh, yeah, it was like that HAPA, B, E, V and, um, yeah.

I have no idea what this is. In 2004 on the 26th of August, the Terror Squad released Lean Back. Let's say, my, don't dance, we just pull up my pants and do the rock away. Lean back. Do the clues get harder? Yeah. Are you joking? Yeah.

That was so hard. The next one's easy. The next one's easy. You guys will get this. So what song was number one in the year 2001? Here's your clue. Falling. By...

2001. Falling. By... Falling's the name of the song. Falling. You're going to kick yourself. Beyonce. Falling.

Alicia Keys. Come on. Jen. This song came out. was number one in 1999. So before Harrison even existed. Here is your audio clue.

Drink, swallow. Gulp. Gulp. Gulp. Is it like a song like I took a potion or something like, I don't know. Drink. 299. Number one song in 1999.

Yeah. Spice Girls or something? 99. Can you describe who was in the group or the solo? Solo artist, female. Female? What am I drinking from? Jealous? No.

Drinking, genie in the bottle? The genie in a bottle. Loose clue, though. There's a hard one. Genie, you can play it again. You can hear the genie sound effect in the bottle. Oh, the twinkles.

Okay, and there's some wind in there. Yeah, that's good. Okay, there's something. Two more of these. I'll be honest, I got that because I was like, what was big in 2001? Two, 2003. It was a big year for pop music and this was number one. Far out.

Not crazy frog. No, so I'm going to say kissing a frog. Kissing a frog. Pince. Prents. Seng about Prince. What year was this? It was 2003.

Massive song. Everyone listening will know the song. You can text on your answers on 3-3-4-3, by the way, if you know. I have no idea. Kissing, Toad, ugly. No. Going on the wrong track. Let's see the clue one more time.

Crazy in love? Correct. I was like, if it's not frog, where is it? Crazy in love. Oh, I'm good at this. You're good. That's good. That's good.

Okay, here's your last clue. We're playing a game of back in the day. All these amazing pop songs came out on the 26th of August. This one. in 2006 and here is your audio clue Good morning, England Sorry

Paul again please Come on England I don't hear Come on England Come on England And it was 26 2006 American boy

No London Bridge You know what it is My first job at the edge Was putting the sweepers That say this is a throwback And the song was from this year In front of the songs on the playlist

I really learnt which song. I could do a lot of them by memory towards the end. I know what songs came out which year. Okay, well that's since he wouldn't finish. So Matilda hated it. So thanks Maddie for texting in. But let's face. I really liked that.

People did love it though. We'll see. Anyway. That was your third or fourth iteration. Yeah, third. Definitely the best one. That was my favourite version. I don't think you can go much higher than that.

Should we play again tomorrow? I think that's a staple of the show. Oh my God. I like it. I like it. Your Ravos Head Harder with Sean. Steph and Harrison The Edge

There is a new dating trend One of these like buzzwords That people are saying And it's called Shrecking Layers Onions have layers What could this possibly be

Has that it has that to do with Shrek? Uh Yeah Is it Can I ask? Yeah of course Is it Sucking the wax out of your partner's ear

Because he makes He wax out of candles Oh can I ask Yeah. Is it in the morning you prepare waffles? And at the birthday party with some pigs and a puppet, the villagers wanted me to sign their pitch forks. And this boy kept saying,

Do the row, do the right. Then I punched the cakes that the pigs ate, and the next thing I knew, my donkey fell in your waffle hole. I'd be honest, I thought that was a different bit of audio. It's making me want to go home and what Shrek. That's good. Yeah. But no, no, no, no.

So shrieking is when you start dating someone that you're not attracted to, and the hopes that the person will treat you better in return. So you know that you're hotter than them. Yeah. And you know that they're punching. So you know they're not going to be a dick. Because they're going to want to keep you.

That's called shrieking. That's called shrekking. And so the same can be said in the reverse, right? So if you find out that you're being shreked, it means that like you're the ogre in the toosom. And it means that they're only with you. It's awful. It's awful.

It's like shallow? Yeah. But it's shallow because you know that you won't get screwed over. Like if you go out with someone who, I don't know, like. Doesn't look like an ogre. If you are super doba dober supermodel hot and then you're going out with someone who's not, then it's probably like you're probably safe that your heart will be not broken. Like you're not, they're more than likely not going to be like going off in.

heating on you and like doing all the rest of it. I get what you're saying because I wouldn't want to date someone who's like incredibly hot to the point where people are like, how did he get her? Because you'd always in the back of your head be like, is she too good for me? That's not very nice. They'd be saying that you're being shrieked. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah.

I'd rather shriek someone than be shrieked. I'd rather be shrieked. You'd rather have a real hot partner? Yeah, because I don't want to break anyone's heart. Yeah, that's not very nice for you. You just got engaged to your brother. No, jeez, jeez, very, tricked. I feel like I have the hottest girl in the world.

Okay, well, you're right. Right, as I've said it, it's not what I mean. But you said you don't, you haven't got the hottest person in your life. Oh, this is a trap. This feels like a trap. No, Jeannie, no. I'm just like, hypothetically. Like, I'm lucky that I do have that person and I've got nothing to worry about.

Who, I reckon I saved it. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, hope you enjoyed the podcast. This is the podcast outro, a little bit extra. You've got into the end and gone, You know what? Not quite satisfied.

You've held in a sneeze. You need a little bit more of us. I've got something that I think you guys... I held in a sneeze on the plane. I wasn't sure of the sneezing etiquette on a flight. I don't sneeze. I only hold them in. Truly.

That's a true fact. You shouldn't stifle of sneeze. It's bad for you. I don't think there's a worse feeling than letting a sneeze pass. A girlfriend delusioned to dust. Aren't we all? Nah. Does she sneeze then?

All the time. Yeah. All the time. Yeah. Why? Why? It's so... It's annoying. It's like bits always fall out.

Like, it's not in food. Always. Yeah, but it's like... It's always not. It's always satisfying. Maybe you're allergic to something you're eating. No, I don't know what I'm allergic to it, but it doesn't make me sneeze. Are you googling?

Are you okay to sneeze on the fly? No, I'm googling how much of an orgasm is a sneeze? Because I heard that was a thing. Also, Google, how bad is it to stifle a sneeze? Because I've heard it's really bad for you. A sneeze is not a fraction of an orgasm. Oh. You guys don't eat.

You've stopped eating. at work this week. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she out yesterday. She had an orange and a carrot and... Did you? Did you? 5,000 donuts, yeah.

And she had a block box chocolate. Maybe you're eating it because we've had quite a... Excuse me, I'm eating right now. Maybe we've had a bit of time to prep the last two days. Do you eat it in the prep time? No, no. Oh, really? I just haven't really bought any food.

Oh, wait, I've got some food. Well, because I bought cruscets and an oat bar, which I got hungry in the car on the way in. So all I've got left is almonds. Hey, you know how you guys make fun? fun of me for being part of our work social club and it's like every paycheck I put a little couple dollars towards it and then once a month they do

like a... Strong pivot. We're sorry. No, it's okay. Tell us another. I'm sorry for everyone who is just desperate to know what Steph's been eating lately. Fuck it hell. But you guys just make fun of me a lot for it for being part of the social club, which I don't

get. I think it's a good deal. I think Harrison's impartial. He doesn't... It's not judging you. I am judging you. Yeah. Anyway, I thought you'd be a bit jealous because we're doing the social club. I just got the next event that's come through. Okay. Yeah, and you guys made fun of me for the last one because they did a lunch at work.

And you're like, oh, when you had lunch at work with people you work with? Yeah, yeah. You didn't show up to it, did you? I did. You just hung out with someone that you're friends with already. Yeah, that's what you did. Yeah. You missed the first and then the second one.

You hung up to the one guy that you know. Yeah. For the social club. Yes. The social club. I don't know I'm that well. Yes, you did. I know I'm better now.

I thought Harrison was going to be the guest, a guest, the mystery guest. They were hiring a stand up a comedian. Yeah, Strom was going to pay money. Pay money for me to stand up to him. No, they haven't done that one yet, but the next one's been announced. It's happening next Thursday, and they've hired out a boutique cinema in Auckland for everyone to watch a movie. I thought that was quite a cool. Oh, we just did that for Love Island.

That is so funny. That is the most unsocial thing to do for a social club. It is actually. Watch a movie. It is, it is quiet. That's fucking insane. It's so true. What's the movie?

The Roses is a comedy with Benedict Cumberbatch. It's a new movie. New movie, yeah. I think it's pretty good, like private movie viewing. considering it's only $2 every paycheck. It's pretty good. I don't know about that one. I'm trying to something to convince you guys.

Yeah, no shit to the social. That's a shit idea, though. I guess you can mix a mingle before the movie starts. Okay. Harrison, you're on the social committee board and you're pitching the next social club event. Temp and bowling. What's my pitch?

Yeah. I reckon like just like food trucks and some drinks out here in the pub or go to a bar or go bowling or go to an arcade or that's a lot of ideas already have a dark contest yeah how many you can smoke no no throwing throwing throwing no throwing throwing there's so many things I think sitting and watching a movie is

not a great idea it's midwinter you know it says they do one a month yeah it's all at the beginning it'll probably be late it's probably a night time I presume it is I'm going to have to rush I'll miss the first bit of it yeah and so once it's done everyone's gonna fuck off and go home so why are you going to this So you're going to be late for the movies You can't socialise before the movie

I don't get a bad seat actually I might not get a seat So I just don't go for you I don't think he will I just don't think you will I promise I'll go I don't think you will I've already RSVPed

And I don't want to let down Anita Who's the head of the social club committee Do you know what pisses me off One of our sales reps from upstairs here At the edge One of the big dogs Messaged me the other day Like personally messaged me and goes

I heard you've been talking shit About the social club on here And I was like Are you fucking kidding me? I like bat for the social club every single day on the show. And Stephen Harrison, I just try... My life's mission is to convince him that the social club's worth doing. And she goes, that's not what I've heard.

That's fucking great. I know. Rub it. She didn't roast us. Yeah. Anyone else got anything? For this? Oh.

Just back to my almonds, I guess. I thought she's talking to a girl today about the social club and joining. Oh, were you? Which one? I might skip after this. You're going to skip? Well, I was going to join, but now that it's just a movie. I'm probably going to wait.

How often is a social club? I think they do events like once a month. Fuck me. Yes, I'll have to wait until September. Then I'm going to join. What if the September one sucks? I don't know. Well, September might be my, um, uh, me entertaining the stand-up.

So maybe October or I'll join. I don't think they're doing that, man. I think if they talk to you months ago, I don't think they'd do that much in advance. Sean, it's okay that you didn't get ass, mate. It's okay. Don't worry, Sean, I'm October. Fuck it out. Your Arvos head harder with Sean.

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