The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #134: Turns out chefs ARE weird...

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

What a Wednesday! EZ Money  Ned the snail 🐌 Sean’s tissue song 5 Star Fact Chefs are weird..👨‍🍳 Ring expert - Taylor Swift Harrison scares his girlfriend Degrees of Stan Walker Does this person exist? Harrisons top 5 timeless designs Steph’s little Rocco says ‘bugger’... and it’s waaaay cute! Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, thanks for clicking on the podcast. Big show today. I wrote an apology song about leaving tissues in the back of a car. We also heard, again, from Ned the snail. He's on a bit of a quest to find a girlfriend,

and he's got some really good news to share. My girlfriend's quite scared to be home alone at the moment, so I'm trying scare tactics on her to toughen her up. Are you wearing makeup? No. Oh, your skin's great. Thanks. Really?

Really. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the show. Sean, Stefan Harrison on the Edge. Happy Wednesday. Degrees of Stan Walker coming up because it's Wednesday. Also, I will have to perform my public apology song

for something that happened last week on our work trip. Good. Yeah, I think it's as... Long overdue. A bit of an overreaction. Well, no, no. Leaving snoddy tissues on the floor of the car. Really, it's a top priority today.

so I'm glad you've written your apology song. Well, I was, did you know, I was sick. Oh, God. Very, very aware that you were sick. You still are sick you've been saying. Yeah, a little bit. Actually, can I say, today is the first day you haven't mentioned

about being sick, and it's been over a week. I just think it's very impressive, but I was sick and working through it. You're so impressive. How many times? Because I was on my time of the month when we were hanging out last week on tour, on the fact tour, when Sean was sick.

How many times did I mention that? As many times they mentioned that I was sick. Oh, did I? No, I don't think so. How many times did we go sit in the hotel room for a few hours? I was once again, I was quite sick. Oh, interesting. Interesting.

I only did it once. I would have loved to have a break. I would have a great. I would have a very short tummy. Yeah, I had a very short time. I was out there all day doing stuff. Moravos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Easy Money. Your chance to win a thousand dollars right now with easy money. in the name, we'll give you a letter between E and Z. You've got 30 seconds, 10 questions, answer each one with a word of said letter and win yourself a thousand bucks. All right, I've got a good feeling, a really good feeling about this afternoon with you, Sam, because you're a student at Harvard University in America. I am, that's right.

Thank you guys for having me. Whoa, I really thought you were going to have an accent, Sam. Not quite, not quite. No, so you're a Kiwi studying abroad. Wait, can Kiwis go to Harvard in America? Yeah, how did you get a scholarship or something? Really? Yeah, I am.

I'm a little scholarship kid, so trying to bolster up my scholarship fund today. Wow, you even talk like Harvard, man. That's cool. Yeah, studying political science and economics. It's your favorite movie, because whenever I think of Harvard, I think of legally blonde. Have you seen it, Sam? I have, you know, they show it to us on our first half school every year. You have to watch it.

Otherwise are expelled, I've heard. Do you also know, Sam, just because you are studying political science economics. Hippo is actually a mammal. Oh, there you go. Don't act like you to know that, Sam. I just out-educated a Harvard student. That feels good. That feels good.

All right, you know the game, Sam? You can pass, but you'll have to come back to it. We're already going to give you $100 thanks to BNZ, who believe there's an art deciding something new. Like any art form, you need the right tools to make it work. So with the exchange rate, you'll get about $20. I reckon. Perfect.

That's all I need. Here we go, Sam. You can't repeat any answers. Your time will begin when I finish saying the first category and you can pass whenever you like, okay? Okay. Your letter is M. M for Michael?

M, yeah, M for my oh my. Sam, is this mighty pants? M for mechanic. M for McDonald's. Okay, you ready, Sam? I'm ready. Here we go. Sam with the letter M, please name for us a school subject.

Math. A man's name. Michael. A food. Mars, bars. A three-liter word. Mike. Something you can read.

Short for Microsoft. Yep. Magazine. Something with a seed. Something with a what? A seed. Seed. Pass.

A city. Mexico City. Something at the airport. Magazine stand? A color. Oh. So sorry, Sam. You got seven there, bro.

I reckon if you didn't stuff up on the, something with the seed, you said melon or mango. But if that didn't hold you out, I definitely think you would have got that. You're very fast. You're very smart, man. You're very smart. I don't think you need the $1,000, man.

I think you're going to get it back. Yeah, probably going to be very successful, Sam. I think your brain's going to help you quite a lot. So I don't think you can play this again. I hope so. A lot more zeros than that in your future. I reckon Sam, hey, good up for Sam, everybody. Great job, Sam.

Thanks so much, guys. A hundred bucks. There you go. If I've learned anything about Harvard, find a couple of robbers and steal all their social media idea and then do it yourself. Oh, yeah. And if I've learned anything, that's the plan. That's the plan. And if I haven't learned anything, it's you got into Harvard law.

What, like it's hard? What, like it's hard, exactly. Is that it's a legally blonde reference? I haven't said it. Obviously. You're avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We have a very exciting update for everybody.

A bit of a backstory. So yesterday on the show, we talked to a snail. His name's Ned. And actually, at the moment, the New Zealand National Geographic are looking for a girlfriend for Ned because he's a rare left-spirling-shelled snail. And they're very rare. Normally snails, their swirl goes to the right. They go clockwise. But poor Neds is anti-clockwise.

And it's putting off the lay days, the snail ladies. Yeah, so they're trying to find a mate for Ned. So we thought we'd get him on the show yesterday and see what we could do. Just to end me on Instagram. My handles Ned Nassie. Needhead and I just reach out now, preferably six months in advance because it will take me probably that long to travel, even if you're only 100 metres away, and it's a six month wait.

So please just get in touch. Ned Needed Head, thank you. Okay, we're good. We're good. Yeah, and I don't know what he wants to tell us, guys, but Ned is back on the line today. Ned, how are you, bro? Oh, yeah, guys, I'm pretty good. I just wanted to let you guys know.

Thank you so much for getting me on the radio yesterday. My Instagram at Ned Needed Head has been blowing up in the DNA area. Okay, let's all just stop saying that now. Awesome. Oh, we're so pleased for you, Ned. Have there been any particular snails that have caught your eye? The thing you asked that, Stephanie, I found somebody, guys. Wait.

Ned, you found someone with a left spiraling shell? Yes, her name is Beth. She's very west, slimy, and a beautiful left-handcrafted shell in her back there. too. Amazing. Can we talk to Beth, Ned? Are she there? Yes, she is here.

I'll just... Babe. Okay, she's saying hi. She's saying hi to you guys. She's saying to me right now. Can she get to the phone? Yeah, how far away is she need? Currently.

Honestly, about 10 metres. Okay, how long was that going to take? 10 metres, so that's probably going to be a two to three hour weight probably, just for now. You ask her something. I'll just relay it to her. Okay. Okay, I'll be great to talk to her, though. We don't have that much time.

Oh, you're awesome. Beth, what did you think of Ned's interview yesterday? Was it the sound of his voice or was it his Instagram? Babe, what did you think of the interview? Was it the sound of my voice or the Instagram? She said really good. Okay, yeah, look, he's too far away. It's just not going to work, Ned.

No, I'm sorry, guys. This happens a lot with us. Are you going to be any faster? No, if she's holding up four fingers, that's four hours, so it's going to be a while. I didn't realize those are fingers. Yeah, ma'am. Are you sure it's just not her eyes? It is eyes

Yeah, she's doing glasses Okay, Ned All right Well Ned, all the best mate Good luck for you and Beth And may it be a wonderful experience For both of you When you eventually do come into contact with each other

In a few hours Yeah, thanks guys, appreciate her I miss her so much She's right there, it's so hard Up next on the edge Arvos Oh, poor bugger Oh, poor Ned Maybe another update tomorrow

Once she reaches the phone Maybe Maybe Your Arvo's hit harder With Sean Steph and Harrison The Edge The Adjava's Factor

You gotta give him that a fact Last week we were looking for facts We were on the road Dunedin and Vicargo, Queensland I got a little sick Sue me, you know Did I work through it? Yeah

Barely. Worked right through it You barely knew, no one knew You too knew Yeah Oh we knew because we saw it We saw the evidence you left behind In the rental car Harrison again did a fantastic job driving

But Sean up there in the passenger seat Left some disgusting reminence of tissues. Yeah, the byproduct of being sick. And for some reason, you guys are making me do an apology song. Okay. I know what I want. A parody song.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course you do. Tomorrow on the show, please. What do you want? I want a public apology. Oh, maybe we combine the two. Maybe a public apology song. Yeah.

I want a parody song performed in public. I've slaved day and night writing this apology song. it's called Tissues. Appropriately named, it's to the tune of Julia Michael's Ashes. Okay, I like where this is going. This is what we wanted.

This is a good first step. Yeah. I was just quickly, sorry, just what he clicked. The audacity to blow your nose out in the car and just drop it on the floor. No, truly. Isn't that crazy? You know, you blow your nose,

you put your tissue in your pocket on that. You just dropped it on the floor and go, I'll put it down there. On the floor. That's so rang. And, like, think that other people are going to clean it up? I didn't think that. I thought it's going to clean up myself.

But you forgot. But I forgot. Do you cover that in the song? Yep. Hopefully. I was sick. Let me say that real quick. When I get sick, I get the sniffs,

and it be dripping down my lips. Don't get angry. You got to believe me. I didn't mean to leave them like that on the rental car mat because I blew my nose, and now the whole of New Zealand knows that I should.

should have. Oh, I'm still so eh, eh. Oh, God. Pick it up.

Come on. We don't want that's coughing. Far out. Okay. And now I should have bought my hand key

and then take it with me, not leaving it Manky. Because I lift tissues from the nose I blew.

Lift them on the floor. It's not a lovely view. Guys, I'm sorry. I was busy drinking hot

and I left the man in the back all crisp and snotty I left tissues in the back seat of the rental That was passenger seat Was passenger seat? What was the passenger seat? I thought it was the back seat

Inacurate Oh God, I wrote the whole song wrong Are we going to accept this apology song Because it's kind of inaccurate I live really inaccurate I did prove that I was sick By having a bit of a breakdown in the middle of it there Yeah, that was gross

It was gross I was sick He coughed all over us It was disgusting Do we accept the apology song? 3343. Come on guys. I was in that cure.

The tissues are in the front. I got the back seat. Honestly, he could have sung it a bit better. Half. There was no heart in it. So half-ass. No, so half-assed. The Edge.

Sean's five-star fact. Oh yeah. The segment was saved by you, New Zealand. You got me a five-star fact so that this tradition could continue on the show. I pitch a fact to our judges, Steph Harrison, Nurse Sam. They'd braided out of five. I get three five-star ratings, it is considered a five-star fact. Now, while we were on the fact tour looking for it, one fact did pop up more than anything else.

The fact that if you Google fact, this one comes up. Octopuses have three hearts. Octopuses have three hearts and two of them stop beating when they swim. With the exception of that one guy who actually got the delivery wrong, octopus is having three hearts was... We got quite sick of hearing it. Very sick of hearing it. Happened to every one in five people, I think.

and so you're going to do an octopus fact today after all that. Well, I thought how could I blow your minds? And you're so, you said you've got fact fatigue. You can I just say, Sean, you've really got a, step and I, we have got fact fatigue. And you still want to do five-star fact? It's up to you. You still want to do this segment. You've really got to knock our socks off, I reckon.

Yeah, and I think I will today. Specifically with an octopus fact, because it's, this is amazing. This is quite shocking to me that you're going to do. this but okay. Yeah, had us with an octopus back. Such a strong opener to the show that we've done a few great segments and we're just going to keep it going up. We interviewed a snail. Huge. Massive. Okay. Today's five-star factors. Octopuses have been known to be solitary creatures, right? Live alone. This has changed recently. When scientists found a community of octopuses living together in Australia, they were seen

building houses, interacting socially, fighting, mating and even evicting each other from their home. forming an underwater neighbourhood. These octopuses live in a village, underwater, together. Do you reckon it's the Australian hospitality? They're all very friendly over there, aren't they? Yeah. Isn't that amazing? There are amazing photos to go with it.

It's this village that built these little houses, and they're like octopus landlords. It's like Colleen from home and away, you know how she just barge in and go, Youhoo, only me! It's like the octopus equivalent. It means it's like an octopus. Yeah, exactly an octopus investor

who's got the best house on the street and he's kicking the other octopuses. out and they're all working to try and build the house as an octopus builder. Octopus affairs? A lot of animals. A lot of animals do this. Live together with one another. They have relationships. Beavers? Build dams, yeah. Birds build nests.

Well, I think it's interesting because octopuses are like the most alien out of all the animals, right? We don't really understand them. They're very smart. I've heard they have three hearts. And two stop beating. What's the other one's going? But more, have you seen octopuses escape from their tank? and stuff like yeah

what are we rating this octopus fact oh I don't know you guys okay Harrison producer nurse Sam and myself Steph on the judging committee Sam me um I enjoyed it I've watched the movie

my octopus teacher I've learned about octopuses before um octopi octopoes I don't think it's that so paris no okay no

um I give it a 3.5 five, Sean. Oh. Okay. Should I go next? Yeah, you go next. I reckon we've got the same scoring out of you.

Oh, I really liked it. Oh, yeah? For five. Yeah, man. Five for me, man. You guys keep coming five. Sam, do you want to change your answer? You know what, actually, I like secretly love octopus.

I secretly love them. They're so intelligent. And you said, like, they're not really understood. No, we understand them. Wow, they're so clever. And, like, I was really, I just, yeah, I love octopus. So, yeah, it's a five for me, Sean. Patronising is what it is.

Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Prep yourself for a hot take. Very hot take. Chefs are weird. I've worked in a few hospital places in my time. Not anymore, but especially when I graduated high school. Didn't know what I wanted to do with my life.

I worked in about three or four restaurants that year. And chefs are bizarre people. And I was talking to my girlfriend on the weekend. We were going for a walk. And she goes, you won't believe who's Snapchat to me this morning. I was like, who? And she was like, oh, a chef that I used to work with 10 years ago, just Snapchat of me saying, how are you going?

I was like... Is that like the equivalent of like sliding into DMs? Literally. Oh no. No, but it's worse because Snapchat implies photos. Yeah, yeah. I was like, that's quite weird. She was like, oh, he was really weird to me.

He like used to like at work say, oh, come check out my car, come to sit in the back seat. And so like she went with her brother and like did that because the brother went to the same restaurant and did that. And he just like, she just sat in the back and then he just like showed it. the car. His pickup line and move was come and look inside of my car. That's the weirdest thing. I think the same thing. Guys listening, no girl wants to check out the inside of your car.

No, hear me out, because some cars are real messy if you keep a real clean car. Is that not a green flag? See how clean it is. It's so dumb. Like, I used to always, chefs would always show me their subwoofers on their car. They'd show you too. Yeah, I've seen so many chefs' cars. Is this like a chef thing? I've like come and see my car. I think they really like cars. And like I had another chef from Hawks Bay Who, no word of a lie Every public holiday

He'd send me $50 an envelope in my mailbox But like Easter And Zach Waitangi Like he'd put $50 note An envelope just in my mailbox Go happy Waitangi Was he the boss?

No, he was a chef Who just worked there? Yeah Just like giving your mate 50 bucks I went to another one's baby shower Didn't know him Like he did Honestly he didn't even speak English

But I still went to the baby show We still went That's nice Anything been to a wedding from a chef that is quite bizarre people. I think this is a crazy generalisation. My brother was a chef for a while. Weirdo.

No, he's pretty normal. He did stop it because everyone was quite angry. Yeah, there are some, hey, I'm not being mean to chefs. There are some cool chefs out there. But a lot of them, I talk to other people and go, oh, yeah, my chef did the same thing. That's happened to me. They're all their own breed of people.

Oh, my God. My chef. We have to get stories on. I know. Okay, so already some people are texting in. Nicky goes, chefs are totally weird. the egos. Do you reckon that comes into play, Harrison? Yeah, I guess so, yep.

Ashley goes weird and angry. Someone else goes, chefs are so weird. A lot have narcissistic traits and unresolved anger issues. Yeah. They're out there, but like, 0,800 the edge. Have you got any weird chef stories? Like, back me up here, because I feel a bit crazy that I think they're out the gate. But surely there's some stories out there. Yeah, we need evidence. We need stories to back this up. I don't know. It's harder that you can generalise an entire group of people into one profession. But they are. I'm sorry, but they are.

Ah, three calls decides it. If you get three calls, Harrison, if people saying chefs are weirdos, then I'll agree and we'll just, we'll make it official. Okay. Or just a t-shirt or something. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean,

Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And Harrison making quite a rash generalist claim right now. Hot take, chefs are weird. People should agree with me. If you went in hospital, you get it. Okay, so we want to know what weird thing you've seen a chef doing in the past.

And Sylvie's here. You're dopping in your ex, Sylvie. He was a chef? Yeah, he was. What's the weirdest thing that he did? When he was tidying in the house once, he picked up my son's tobacco and he put it in the butter conditioner in the fridge.

We didn't find it for weeks. Why? Just to hide it from him? No, he was just tidying up, and he was just like real absent, just had no idea he'd put it in there. It was just very weird. I love that we're talking about weird chefs now just at home, like out of the kitchen.

That's still a lot. I'm just assuming adult son as well. Adults son. Thank you, Sylvie. Hamish is here on 0800 the edge. Chefs are weird. Do you agree? I had one that had a bit of anger issues.

He threatened to chop my tongue out in front of a guest when I told him that the newspapers were for the guest, not him. Oh, okay, that's a serious accusation. Anger issues? A murderous trait, you can what's call it? Oh, dear Lord. Terrified. Terrible.

Not the only message we're getting about that as well. About the tongue cutting? Yeah. Someone texted in the chef at my old workplace, got so angry that I started cleaning, got angry that I started cleaning too early that he grabbed the broom off me and snapped it in half and threw it across the road

and I couldn't clean up that night because of him. Oh, way. Either extreme. Do you know what, what Harrison's claiming? It's adding up. It's adding up. It's adding up. Now, an anonymous caller is here.

Too scared maybe to say their real name. Oh. Hello. Yes, hi. What's a chef done in the past? I work in a care home and we used to have a chef who is making large, like, catering size pies and cakes and just massive quantity of food and come to find out he was trading them off to his gang friends for drugs. At a rest home. Oh, my God.

Bad. Were any of the old people at the rest home in a gang? Not that I'm aware of But I know like a lot of his Social Circle He hung out with gang members And yeah He was pretty much feeding them in exchange for drugs

Oh my goodness Oh Harold the draft will be so disappointed It's quite ingenious though I've never heard of someone trading a family size pie Yeah and I don't condone any of them But he's cracked it Oh no Because you all happens

Because they do something I make a pie They get the munchies You come on with a family size pie Literally No no no Look, we're going to be talking Taylor Swift's engagement exta, okay? Because I feel like we need a life in the mood.

Can we just, can we just go through? Chives are weird, right? Do we all agree? Yeah, I think we, I think everyone, no one has disputed you at all. Stay safe out there front of our house out. Yeah, waiters, waitresses, we're thinking of you. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

And I'm sure you've seen it all over your news feed. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey got engaged today. So there's a lot of speculation online about this engagement ring. I think it's so beautiful. and we have a professional jeweller on the phone right now. This is Alicia from Agape Jewelers. Hello, Alicia. Hello, how are you?

Good. So you're an expert in this field. What do you think of Taylor Swift's engagement rank? We think it's about anywhere from a 7 to a 10-carat old mine-cut diamond. Okay, that sounds expensive. It's pretty big. It's pretty big. It's a pretty big ring.

Too big, I'd say. Do you think it's too big for her hand? No, I feel like as far as celebrity engagement ring goes, it's probably on the more modest side. Wow, really? Do you see the engagement ring I recently bought my fiancé? A little more modest. A little more modest. You can barely see it in the photos.

But you know, if you throw me in there with the celebrities, I guess I'd probably be on the more modest side as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much do you reckon Travis put down on this ring, Alicia? Oh, look, there's a lot of variety and it really depends on the grades, but there's mention of it being anywhere from around 500,000, could even be closer to a million dollars. Wow. So that's a lot of pressure if it's on your hand forever. You'd be so petrified of losing it. Absolutely. I expected a bit more.

A million bucks. Obviously, I'm nobody close to having a million dollars, but for Taylor Swift, probably one of the richest women in the world. That's not a lot of money. Now, Alicia, I've gone through the process of getting an engagement ring recently and I learned a lot about mine diamonds versus lab-grown diamonds. If he was to have gone lab grown, and how much cheaper would it have been? Because you wouldn't really know, looking at it, what would the cheapest price be? It would drop a lot.

Like, it would be $30,000 mark somewhere around there. You know, it's definitely real. No, but then everyone would be, if he did that, that everyone will be saying, oh, guys, look, who spent a million dollars? Because no one would expect it, eh? Well, do you know anything about the company that made the ring, Alicia?

Because I think they are known to do both. They are, yes. So she specialises in those sort of more vintage, look hand-engraved sort of designs. Do you reckon this is it going to be a bit of a trend? Because if Taylor Swift's getting like a vintage-inspired, rock on her finger, do you reckon a vintage kind of look is going to be the next big thing? Absolutely.

We've seen trends in those elongated cushion shapes. And so this is just a different facetting pattern. So it brings in those really like soft vintage style sparkles. So I see it becoming a trend. It reminds you have a ring that you'd pick up at like a tip shop, you know? No, not like, I know what you mean. I wouldn't explain as a tip shop. Yeah, if I was in the donation area of the salvos, I put my hand in and that would come out.

Oh, mean. Like an old lady's ring. Yeah, an old lady's ring, yes. Yeah, but massive. Very expensive. Alicia, our ring expert, do you think it's possible that Taylor Swift had this ring purchased for her from an op shop? Oh, I don't know. I think she's probably got it purchased from a designer.

Okay, all right. But there is a possibility. Possibility. Alessia from Agave Jewelers. Thank you so much for being on the show and giving us that info. R.A. Taylor's new engagement. engagement ring. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Guys, I travel a bit for work. You know, we do as a show. I do individually if I have to go anywhere for acting or whatever. So I'm out of home a lot. I'm away from home quite a lot. And my girlfriend this week has just said to me, I'm getting quite scared when you're away.

Well, that's understandable. You guys live together just the two of you. So when you're away, she's a young woman at home alone. Yeah, maybe cast your minds back to a month ago when our, because we were in a housing, There's like, you know, 12 houses. They were all getting burgled in. They're going down the chain.

That's right. Because we're in the top three houses. Did you ever get burgled? No, we skipped it. Yay! Thank God. And I brought padlocks and I brought baseball bats and everything just to like make sure she's okay.

And I love her. But I feel like me saying it's okay. Don't worry. Everything's going to be safe. I'm a bit over it. It's good. It's good for reassurance, but nothing's really changing. She's still scared.

Yeah. Well, I guess you would be though. Of course you are. I don't know, it's funny as an adult being scared of the dark, but I'm so scared of the dark and I'm also so scared of getting murdered. Get a gun. Get a gun. So is she, aren't we all? Yeah.

But why not lean into that? You know? Why not try scare tactics is what I've been trying? As like exposure therapy. Yes. Exposing her to the thing she's scared of and the hopes that she won't be as scared of it anymore. Yeah, so since I've come back, I've tried a few scare tactics on her. I want to run the past you, see what you think.

Mm-hmm. Okay, one of the first things I've done, and I started to this last night, after work, I knock on the back door. Oh! So she walks up to the door, opens it, I'm not there. I'll sit around at the front of the house, and I go, and I go, I'm home, and then she turns around, gets a fright. No, don't like this way.

And she scares me, starts getting a bit tearing, and like, well, babe, that could happen. That's scary, eh? You can't say you don't like it. That could happen. Yuck. Yeah, well, it's just training her. Do you say you love her? Of course I love her.

You should, like, treat her a bit better than that. I don't think that's a good thing to do. It's just a tactic, though, isn't it? Something else I do is, um, oh yeah, when she's in the shower, so she'll be showering. Oh, God. Because of the other night, she'll be showering. I know she's gone upstairs a shower.

I'll go out to the window and stand, frost a glass, and I stand there, so she just has a silhouette of a man standing there. And I hear her muffly scream, like, like, like in the back. Yeah. Oh, don't worry, babe, but it was just me. That was just another scare tactic. Yeah, they're not really helping, though, Harrison. I don't like those.

Because what you're not doing is giving her a solution to deal with the scenario if it presents itself. You're just prepping her for the worst case. Exactly. So it's kind of safe. I don't do anything too bad. No, I don't think. No, you're not getting my point. Middle of the night last night, I'm lying next to her in bed.

She wakes up. Just my pyjamas are laid out. Like I'm there, but I'm not. Like, my body's gone. You've turned invisible. And so I hear her patting the big going, Harrison. Half asleep. And then I'm down the side of the bed.

And I pop up and go, What's wrong with you? And just yell that out, do her. She hates her. She's crying, she's panicking. She's having a full-on panic attack. I'm like, babe, that could happen. You've got to be careful.

Are these all right to do? No. No, I would say stop. Hey, you like being in a relationship, hey? Yeah, yeah. So if you want to still be in one, I'd say stop all of that. See, I think she's had enough because this morning I was like through stones at the window. She wakes up, opens the curtains.

I'm laying in the road, splayed out like I've been hit by a car. You're so foolish. Literally, I'm lying. Spade out like roadkill. Don't worry, Minig. Minig's texting and worried that he's not joking. No, he's joking. No, he's joking.

Oh, this is right. And I'll pop my head up. Babe, scare tactics. What time did this happen? This was 16 this morning. Okay. We've been trying to text her all day. She hasn't replied to anything.

Sarah texted an diversion therapy is a proven scientific theory. It works by desensitizing her. It's like, it's good for her. Don't stop your saving her life. And that's crazy because Sarah's my girlfriend. So I think she just takes her to them. Good job, babe. You get us.

Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Oh, degrees. Sam work! Hey, you know what else hits? It's Wednesday. Every Wednesday, we do degrees of Stan Walker. Now, this was birthed from an idea of a segment where we would try out a different

Kiwi celebrity every week, and we'd ask for the kind of loosest stories you had about them. And one celebrity triumphed above the rest. Stan Walker. So we turned it into degrees of Stan Walker. This is now week 18. 18 weeks of us asking for your loose degree of separation to Stan Walker and we've not failed to get calls yet.

Is this the week it fails? Maybe. Now when we say like loose degree of separation, it's basically like have you seen him? Or do you know someone who knows someone who's seen him once? Yeah. You know, example I always give us my uncle. Was at a resort in Toeeport and he saw Stan Walker shaving his legs

in the hotel swimming pool? But the thing about this story, that's so great, is Harrison, you yourself didn't see him shaving his legs. the swimming pole. No. But your uncle did. Yes. Which is exactly the type of story we're looking for.

It's a unique story, but you weren't thee to see it. Yeah. Making that the perfect Stan Walker story for this particular segment. So every Kiwi has a story about Stan Walker. You're never going to tell it, really. But this is your opportunity to do so. And you'll win a prize if you are the best story or, well, deemed the best story. And like, yeah, it can't have any sorts enough.

The more degrees, the better. Because it my cousin's football match in Paris. where he saw his auntie's dog lick their foot. Doesn't it make sense, but there's degrees there, you know? Could it be, this is crazy, you guys, because this could be the week that we've run out of Stan Walker stories, but it could be like my friend's name's Stan. You can do that?

Could it be I walked to work today? I'm a Walker. Yeah. I wouldn't accept those. No, Sean, now you're being picky. Now you're being picky. You know, Stan Walker was actually in with the Edge Breakfast Show last week, and I did ask him, I was like,

Did he mention our segment that we do every single week asking for stories? He's like, no, he hasn't heard it. Oh, another degree. That's a great story. That's better than if he did hear it, you know? This story won last week. A few years ago, my husband used to go to a Pilates class at his Pilates' teacher's house, and her house was across the road from Stan Walker's batch that was in a Hopi Beach.

Fantastic. Perfect. No notes. No notes. Her husband went to Pilates at a place that happened to be. across the road from Stan Walker's Family Batch. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Sandworth! Let's go to the phones. Jess from Parmy joins us. Jess, what's your Stan Walker story? It was a few years ago we were staying at the Intercontinental after Homegrown and my friends all went down to the buffet area for breakfast but I was way too hung over to go so I stayed up in the room. And then I get a little sneaky Snapchat on the group of Stan Walker sitting at a table near them.

Oh. But Jess was too hung over to join them. Oh, that's a good degree. Mm-hmm. I like that, I like that. Any more info, Jess. Did you know what he was eating? I know I've been to the Intercontinental Buffet breakfast.

Must be nice. Smorkersport of options. There is lots out. Unfortunately, I wasn't there, so I've got no idea what he was even eating. I didn't even better degree. Yes, see? She didn't even know. She didn't even know.

So good. Too hung over, stuck in bed. Thank you, Jess. You are a contender. Let's hear from Lou now from Toopo. Lou, what's your Stan Walker story? Hi there. My brother lives and works in Funganui,

and he used to work with Stan Walker's wife, Lou, but also happens to have the same name as me. So that's my connection. Oh, I like that last bit there. Double connection. That's very cool. Yeah. Lou, oh, you're Lou, and the amount of times

he would have got you confused with Stan Walker's wife. Wow. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. That's a good check. I like it. I like that. Good, Lo.

Okay, cool. You ain't there? Alex in London? Are you calling it from London? I know. I'm visiting family in Hamilton, but in January I gave birth to my daughter and a few months later in March. We were heading to my mother-in-law's place in Hawaii. And sure enough, Dan Walker was on our New Zealand flights to Honolulu.

And I had to do a double-take because he was an economy, plumbing it out like the rest of us. One of the people. Nice. Nice. That's a great story. That's why we love Stan Walker. Yeah, man of the people.

That's cool. Surely not a middle seat, though, Alex. No, he was actually further back. Alex was like, shame. Wow. That's not good, but window or aisle, I'm assuming. Yeah, great story, Alex. Now, our final contestant tonight, today,

519, what's that this evening? Today. It's Beth, and Beth, we're looking for our favourite Sam Walker story. Everyone's got one. That's the theory. What's yours? To be honest, I actually, I have two, and I used to work in a youth center out in West Auckland, and he used to come and rehearse in our spaces there, and he was rehearsing in our main room one time,

and I had no idea, and I walked into the room, and he was walking out. We kind of awkwardly bumped into each other, and we were staring at each other, and he was looking at me, like, don't freak out, don't freak out. And I was just like, oh, hey, you're all good? And he's like, yeah, yeah, all good. and then we kind of carried on and then I saw him again another time when he was practicing in our recording studio spaces

and I was a youth worker then and we were doing a mental health awareness photo challenge and I asked him to do a hand over heart selfie for our photo challenge and he totally did it which is really nice. A lot of moments there. That's great. My favourite being them steering each other

and I'm going, don't freak out, don't freak out. It's me, Stan Walker, don't freak out. Okay, guys, who are we giving the prize to? We have Jess, who was too hung over to join her friends who were eating by him for a breakfast buffet. We have Lou, whose brother worked with Stan Walker's wife, and also Lou has the same name as his wife. We have Alex who saw him on a flight once, and we have Beth who worked where he rehearsed. For me, because of that last thing with the names, it would be Lou. That would be my option. I'm also going to give it to Lou, I think.

Oh, Lou! Woohoo! Woohoo, Lou! Hey, um... Yeah. Yeah, Lou with the Woo. I was also going to say I read Sam Walker's book quite a few years ago, and it is incredible, amazing story.

He's an incredible artist for I should read that book. Oh, but yeah. Beautiful, Lou. My shout out and another degree. Come my God. Give her an earlier. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Jeez, our Prime Minister, oh, Loxy, he's desperado to have Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey come to Altero, because he put out this video. after their big engagement news that happened earlier today. Was it on his TikTok? It was on his Facebook. Wait, he's got a TikTok and a Facebook?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, well, let's play the video, and then I'd love to know what you guys think of. Taylor and Travis, a big congratulations on this fantastic news. Getting engaged is such an exciting time. Now, I know you might not be thinking this far ahead, but there would be no better place in the world than to have the wedding here in New Zealand or even your honeymoon.

I gotta tell you, New Zealand is a stunning country, and we've got places like Arraki Mount Cook, which offers jaw-dropping alpine views. There's Waitomo caves that light up the dark with thousands of glowworms. Or maybe you fancy cliff diving in Queen Sound surrounded by towering mountains and crystal clear lakes. Now, we also have, without doubt, the best and the most friendliest people in the world. And I bet you, Travis, you would love to watch some rugby here too. So we hope to see you both here soon. Congratulations.

of really good news. Old Chrissy has to go put his slimy little take on everything. Yeah, why involve yourself? Just be cool. It's so un-New Zealand to be like, because, because, because, because, like we just need to be Kiwi about it

and just be chill. And so white, come to Waitomo. Domo. Yeah. Come to Atearoa. Yeah. Piss off. I hated that.

He can't even talk about really. I absolutely hated that. That was bad. Imagine being the poor, like, Genzi, who has to be his social media manager. throws a phone in his hand. Hey, mate, do this. Like, I get it.

Like, I get what they're trying to do. And it's like, like, everyone's trying to create content about this news today, right? If you're on social media, for on the internet, if you're a radio station. Everyone's blibbing talking about it, right? But you're like a politician. I feel like it needs to be separate. Like, let us have our thing. And our thing is pop culture and our thing is music and our thing is Taylor Swift.

And let you do your thing. Like, solving really important problems and issues. Yeah. And like, the two has to have to be separate. 100%. If Jacinda did it, it would have been just so, someone was like, to, oh, what do you think? Oh, they should come to New Zealand.

It'd be so lovely. Yeah. He's like, come here. Yeah. Come to Wittamo. Yeah, yeah. Come to here. Just chill me.

You're so right. Justin would be like, yeah, come if you want. If you don't, that's fine too. Like, I've heard of Australia. Like, she would be so much more chill about it. That's the difference is. Jacinda's the cool auntie. And Luxon's the embarrassing, like dad, who's not quite up with the boomer dad.

He says some things that little aged out. Dad probably shouldn't say that anymore. Can't know. We don't use that word anymore, Dad. Let us have our thing, Luxie. and that is Taylor Swift. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

R&V is back for 2025-26. If you haven't seen the full lineup, it's out right now, The Edge, NZ on Instagram. You can see it there. But Kid Cuddy's playing. Wilkinson's playing. And it got me thinking that I think there's somebody out there

who's still wearing a festival wristband from last year. Steph Harrison, you guys disagreed, which has sparked the brand new segment. Does this person exist? Yeah, so we describe a person that we think could exist and we see if they do exist or not. Yeah. I don't think there's anyone listening in Al-Teroa

who currently is wearing a festival wristband anymore. It's August. Yeah, I really, really believe that's not a thing. I don't think, I've got, you know, friends are probably going to R&V and stuff. They don't wear any resties. Nope. I don't. I don't think they called that.

Wristbands, wristies. Wristis bands, wristbands. I think there's at least one person listening who still is rocking a festival wristband from last festival season who's waiting until this year so they can show up and go, guys, look, I've made it a whole 12 months. Yuck. If they are, yuck.

So the way this works, I've got one minute, I guess. And if I do get a call, I'll 800 the edge of someone who does still have a festival. civil wristband on, then this person doesn't exist. And if we don't within the minute, this person doesn't exist. Now we were actually going to give you more time than that, Sean. We were going to give you two minutes to try and get something

through. But a minute, we can lock in a minute. Oh, it's done. There we go. All right, so the timer is on. 0800, the edge is the number. I promise I won't judge you, but a little bit of judgment. Do you still have a festival wristband on your wrist?

Were you given a wristy in the summertime? No, well, in the band form. Were you given a wristy in the summer? Because I'll not give it out at resties over winter, I feel like. It's kind of the summer thing. Yeah, no, I'd say there's a few winter kind of events going on at you. Really? I don't know.

30 seconds. Surely there's someone, 0,800 at the edge, please help the segment. We've told you, this is how it would go. There's someone out there who's got a wristband on. There's no question. There's, is. There's some grotty person. There's no one.

I don't want to call you grotty before you've caught up, but there's some grotty person who's got a horrible men who's been on. Does it have to be from, like, like R&V or could someone have got on a wristy from another time, like recently? No, I'm running out of time anyway. Yeah, nah, they don't exist, mate. 10 seconds, 800 the edge. I think anywhere, we're desperate at this stage, anywhere.

Are you currently wearing a wristband? Yep. No. That's a shame, so I've just called the time's over. And they've hung up. Damn it. This person doesn't exist. Damn it.

Oh well. Tune back in next week when I ask a more niche question. Such as... I don't know. segment's not coming back. We work so hard on the sicking, though. God, this person doesn't exist.

Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. 2025, guys, that's the year we're in. So many things come and go. Fast fashion. Food franchises. They always stick around for quite a while.

Mucha. Muncher. Phones. Phones are always changing. But I have a list, Sure list. Five things. Five things that have never, ever changed.

Since the 1700s roughly. Oh, Jesus. Oh, that's quite interesting. So things that were made perfect the first time. Yeah. Do you want to guess any of them right now? Do you know what? Just before we get into the list.

Me and my partner, Jake, we're literally just like listening to a vinyl record in the lounge the other night and we were like, and just drinking some wine. And we were like, you know what? They could have done this in the like the 50s. They did. Yeah. Now you're doing it now.

Yeah, well, these years later, nothing's really changed. It was quite cool. Anyway, the list. Coasters is my guess. Coasters is your first guess? Things you place your drink on probably haven't changed much. I think Coasters have probably improved. Yeah, but they used to not be able to approve pictures of them.

But they made of cork, right? So I feel like that's probably been wrong for ages. What? I think they're made of cork. Cork. Yeah. The Scottish guy saying cock. Okay.

Cork. Oh, you can't say that. Okay, let's hear design number one. What was that? A zipper, assume? Yep, it's a zip. A zipper? A zip.

To get your cork, him. Zips, guys. Don't get your cork, a zipper. Created in 1913. The zip. Wow, has it changed? No. Now, is the zip the same as a Band-Aid where the actual product is known as the brand name?

I'm pretty sure. So there's like a comfort. company called Zip and they make Zips. But other companies can make Zips, but you don't call them. Guys, give you heads up in the segment. I've got an object and a date. No more info.

You want to deep dive into the Zips? Nah, not really. Object number two. That rhymes with cork. Yep, forks and corks. Keep the zippers out. I'd hate to dispute you, man. And then you've put a lot of work into this.

Actually, I'm not sure you have. Wait, here isn't going to come out of my health for a fork. I'm all right. Okay. Okay, okay. Is it a callback to the Scottish thing? Now, I actually watched a TikTok the other day that popped up of the evolution of the fork,

and the fork's actually changed quite a lot. It started off being like two-pronged, then it was like changed, it was like three-pronged, and then it was... When did that start happening? I don't know. 17-100. Anyway, let's get on it.

Next one. What do you reckon that one is? A pen. A pen. 1920, the pen. The pen. Yep. The next one.

Sorry, the pen changed so much. No. No, you're talking about like the classic... Ballpoint pen. Blue Bick, big pen. Yeah. Sorry, next one. A bell?

Coin, coins. Safety pin. It's very hard to find a sound for a safety pin. Famously doesn't make that noise. 1849. Wow. Yeah. I've got a sound for a safety pin.

What? Ouch! Next one? Any guesses? Oh. One more time? I don't know. 1899, the paper clip.

Paperclip. And so the cool thing is, guys, I don't do this every day at the top of six. I'm just going to be the top five times of signs. I hope you love the segment. Your Arvose Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, you're both not parents yet. How do you know?

We know of. That you know of, are you? No. That you know of. I think so. I've got a cad. In the Philippines cost me the price of a cup of coffee a week. Oh, do you sponsor a child?

Is that what you mean? Yeah. Oh, nice. Kind of child support kind of thing. So I've got a toddler at home, 16 month old, and he, I was trying to teach him new words. He's like, he's just a little parrot at the moment. And he's actually, like, quite crazy how parrot-like he is. Because, like, we have this book called Opposites.

And I'm like, Opposite. And I'm like, oh, my God, you're a genius. Anyway, so, not so smart, though, because I'm trying to teach him the word butter. Because he's, like, you put him in the high chair. and you get dinner sorted and you're toast in the morning. Butter's everywhere, like butter, butter, butter. So butter is the word that I'm trying to get him to say. Unfortunately, he didn't quite get the tea, right?

And he ended up saying this. Pardon? Bada. Pardon? Pardon? Oh. Okay, I'm not actually. We're going to get a BSA complaint.

You can't say that. You can't say it. You can't say a bugger. You can't say a bugger. Yeah, does Rocco even know about watershed? Who? Does Rocco even know? You can say,

on the radio and what you can't, or broadcast standards in New Zealand? Why are you talking like that? What's what a shit? You don't know. You can't say certain words before a certain time on television. Oh, you're such a nervous and things, eh? I didn't know that. Excuse me for having an education.

You sound drunk. I'm very tired. Okay. Anyway, so I'll go home tonight, guys, and I'll really make sure that he, well, he's going to be asleep when I get home. But tomorrow we're going to really work hard on the strong tea, sound. Yeah, what else is he saying? What else is he saying?

He's saying a he's saying a he's saying a he keeps of things. kept saying to him like because he wants things like the middle of night you know later 90 wants like chocolate and you go no can't you can't and you said he was saying a back to you but he couldn't quite get the long a right

you said he can't get the long A right no no but he is he is trying to say cloth after you I'm like clean your hands with your cloth and then your and he's like mouth and I'm like yes and I'm like what are you used to clean with and he's like cool

with your cloth. A bit like before we were talking about the cork. Right. That's what you're saying. I don't have kids, but I do think it's so funny when a kid swears. Is it like, you have to try not to laugh? No, you laugh.

I filmed it. Yeah. Every year it comes up on my like some social media of that kid saying the effing goat outside. It's a great video. So good. Oh great. Okay, well Steph, you know, you keep finding a good fight.

Raise your child, correct. I think he's working as manners a bit. And learn about broadcasting standards Yeah Yeah It's not okay And I don't want to have to pay that fine Because of him

Okay Alright Alright Alright Your Avos head harder With Sean Steph and Harrison The Edge

Hey thanks for listening to the podcast Hope you enjoyed it This is the podcast Outro A little bit extra If you know You just got to the end of that

And we're like Man you know what I want Some more Sean and Steph and Harrison Oh yeah Hey I've got a riddle for everybody I've got two Okay

Where's Harrison's gone Where did it go But hit me with the riddle No no no I'm gonna wait I'm gonna wait I'm gonna wait Okay so the first one

The first friddle is actually kind of more of a joke. Where did you go? You guys know she got a stashed chocolate here? What the fuck? What kind of chocolate are you reckon? Sam, did you know about this? Sam knows. Don't tell anything, Sam.

No, Sam. Yeah. Are you allowed in on it? I did not. I knew you had it, but I forgot you had it. Yeah, I got a stash of chocolate. Where did he's chocolate? Yeah.

Do you want to bring it in or no? No. Don't get it out, Sam. Is it this one? Yeah, it is. You guys You don't like it What?

It's the You know when I tried to get The banana chocolate Ages ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah It's like it Sean wasn't here So I don't think she knows about it

Is it no, it existed? Is it the poppy one? Brittle. Oh yeah, no, brittle sticks in your taste Fucking awesome And it stuck In the other day I went and got it

And Sam's like, man, you're really good with chocolate It's like that's lasted like over a month So you whenever I get really tired It's to have two pieces That is very good self-control That's already almost finished but I still need a bit of energy

I empathise with that because I hide confectionery in my house from Jenny yeah really 100% I should talk about it on the show well because she has a sweet tooth and I don't really but I sometimes like I when I want a bit of chocolate

I really want it and I love to know it's there but if there's chocolate in the house Genie will just demo it all that's me like a swarm of locust because it's the year she'll just eat it all that's me yeah so like I end up having a hide it even if I did it experiment with her like self-control I put chocolate in the cupboard

and I was like, hey, don't touch that chocolate. I'm saving it for myself one week. She ate it. She apologized. She felt so bad. Wow. I had to eat it. I'm surprised it lasted a week. You'll hide it in the cupboard.

Oh, hide it. Yeah, different places. Oh, like high up. Jake's our door. You can't reach up there. I find them every single time. Really? I can smell it.

Well, there was like the breakfast show today. Had a box of favorites sitting on our, on the table over here. Yeah. It opened. Apparently we weren't allowed them. But there was an open box of favorites sitting there. Yeah. We all smashed them.

That was crazy because it wasn't an open full box either. It was an open box of favourites that obviously had the worst six left in the bottom of it. So I look at that and go, that's free game. They went to bet, caramelos, picnics, I had two. They were mean ones. They were mean. I reckon it was a test.

I reckon they're going to talk about it on this show tomorrow or the outro. There was an open box of chocolates with six left on it. That's like, that means everyone's helped themselves. We didn't want the rest. We're just leaving them here. Unless you see it and take it with you. Harrison's right saying it was a good array because I had a boost, which is my go-to and a caramel.

And I'm like, you're not leaving there at the, end of a favourites box. Yeah, like, yes, when a workday came and said, guys, don't eat it. That's for breakfast. And then found out that someone had to go pick it up at 6.30 this morning. So I reckon it's all just a prank. Maybe. I reckon it's a test.

Good bait, though, to you, Zay. Fucking awesome bait. A box of chocolate at the end of our desk. That's fucking stupid. Open, and it was like presented to us. Why would you not have that? Did everything but have a note saying, Sean Stephen Harrison, please enjoy.

They ate something that Sam had a note on saying, don't eat. What was it? I can't remember what it was. Oh, it was our Bickees. It was our Miss, what are they called? Gingerbread Man. Yeah. That was in a box under her desk, sealed with a note that said do not eat, and they ate it.

Yeah. Wow. The fuck do they think they are. We can't prove it. We can't prove it's there. It could have been Kelly. I reckon it was there. I could have been the office staff.

They get so much free shit. Because we always rock up late to work, so we don't get any of the free lunches at the... I got your free donuts on Monday? Yeah, I don't like donuts. I did notice. There was a big sushi cake thing that was being delivered from St. Piers's. We got one too.

Oh, did we get one? We did get one. I didn't realize that was new because everyone was like, do you want to help me stuff? And there's just a sushi that's been sitting out there for like five hours? Did we get seen a sushi cake? Yeah, was that there?

I didn't get told about that either. Was it? No, no, we did. We did it. One got, literally, Kara, all receptioners came and dropped into me up. Pah, 2.30? What?

Why didn't you listen? Why didn't you tell us? Fuck, it was out there. You could have walked us and seen it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. This is true. given something as for a show, you tell your show that you've been given something.

Yeah, I thought there was just so much sushi around that you could have yourself. And I don't really want it, so I didn't really say anything about it. What? I was so hungry yesterday. Yeah, there was a whole sushi cake out there. Sent to us? Yeah, sent to us to our show. Sam, producing you Sam, did you know about it?

I had no idea about this. I'm equally as shocked as you guys. At Jamie's desk, right there. Okay, let me introduce you to your show members. That's Sam. She's a producer. I'm Sean. And this is Steph. So for your show delivery.

Hungry fuckers. It was right there on the desk of that window. How are we supposed to know if it's not, if it's on Jamie's desk, I assume it's Jamie's. If you look down the window, it's sort of fresh sushi cake. Could have been yours. James away. I'm not going to go up to people's food just to double check my name's not on it. Do you know how we had three sushi cakes that day?

Yes, Sam. Oh, sorry, Sam. You just said we get here late and we miss out on everything and then you yelled the F word. And then you've said, You've come here, got something, and let everyone else miss out on it. Also, you know that me and Steph don't leave the studio. We're going to do the show and then you've left it out there on the table. I'm not seeing that.

I never get out there. Fuck, I didn't have any of it. I didn't have it. I didn't want I left it in. I'm sorry I didn't bring it in. I'm so sad. I'm not bringing it in. So I say, hey guys, sushi cake out there.

Well, there was already so much sushi cake from the other shows. Like full half, lots of sushi. Did you guys touch that? No, because that's what I'm saying. It was left over a fish one that's been in five hours. Well, the other one was fish one too. New one. This is so tough.

I understand I should have come and present it to you, but also, there was a lot of sushi cake going around the day. I don't even think presenting it to us. I don't even saying, like, hey, guys, we got sent sushi. It's out there. Done. Took three seconds. There was just so much sushi lying around that you could have yourself to it at any point of the day.

Now there's a new batch of sushi. It wasn't like, oh, guys, guess what? There's sushi. It was more like, guys, there's more sushi. Do you know what I need? You're a fucking chocolate. Nah, you're not getting that. Sam's already fucking giving away the hiding.

Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, I knew I didn't trust with the get-go today. That's fucked. It's a lot of gatekeeping treats around here. I don't get it. I had good riddles. Does it make you... I'll do it tomorrow. Don't get riddles.

Nah. No, do it tomorrow. Well, okay. I'll go to roll here. I'll leave you with this. What is ginger here and hides food? I'll leave you with this. I'll leave you with this.

Okay. Fuck it out. Because two riddles. I'll save the best for last tomorrow. But here's one. You know mac and cheese? Is Mac short for macaroni

Or is Mac an acronym For Mac and cheese It's absolutely short for macaroni Otherwise it would be Mac and Cheese and Cheese How did you know Macaroni I'll leave you with that to ponder Shit

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