The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #136: Sour Puss & Blue Boy... Harrison trials his new 'personalities' 😆
Episode Date: August 29, 2025Friiiiiday! EZ Money Swinging etiquette Harrison’s butt dial Is it worth more than TSwifts ring? Arvo Polo Challenge! Gen Z’s openly share salary info!? Harrison tests some ne...w personalities Up the Wahs!! Is Sean the a**hole? Steph’s passport chat Sex at WHAT TIME? Strawberry jam instead of cranberry? Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos
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This is a podcast from Rover.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Hey, welcome to the podcast. Thanks for clicking on this.
A great show today.
I especially loved when I thought I'd bring up an innocent story about me and my fiancé going to the gym.
And you two just turned it right back on me.
You bring it on yourself, Sean.
Everyone will hear what we mean.
Also, Steph's a swinger now.
I got some swinging advice from people.
One of my favorite parts of the show was Harrison's testing.
out new personalities.
Yeah, I've got some pretty strong new personalities
I'm trying.
And I think we've found one, which is pretty cool.
It's all coming up.
Enjoy.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Yay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Happy Friday, New Zealand.
There's beautiful operatic singing there,
just the way that the dudes intended it.
Yeah, yeah, yo, yo.
Hey, a big show coming up.
We've got the pick and mix at 5.
to kick off your Friday right with a DJ set.
We've got, we're going to challenge one of the polls,
our social media polls this week from Arbo Polo,
and boy, do I have a few that I'd like to challenge.
Oh yeah?
Like what?
Like when everyone yesterday said that I'd be the worst boss
out of the three of us.
Oh yeah, your partner, Jeannie even voted that I'd be the best boss out of the three of us.
Yeah, I disagree with Jeannie on that for voting you,
but I also agree that she didn't vote for sure.
She said that I have bad email tone.
Oh.
Yeah.
Which is not untrue.
You need to use more exclamation points.
Oh, I just hate it.
Guys, I've also got a riveting story in three about me yelling at an A-list celebrity last night.
Oh, my God.
In person.
What?
That's crazy.
Who's in town at the moment?
Oh, who could it be?
Oh, Tyca?
Tyker.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
The Edge.
The Money.
Wait.
We simply cannot play easy money until you correct yourself.
You know how I feel about people.
He says this every time pit bull plays.
Wait, wait, what?
Do you think pit bull is better than Eminem?
I think Pitbull's, yes.
Ooh.
I think Pippa was the greatest artist of our generation.
You're joking, eh?
No.
Is this a joke?
Are you joking thinking that Eminem's the greatest rapper of all time?
Yeah?
Steph.
What?
What?
Are you joking that?
I wouldn't say that.
No, you're both wrong.
Because Pipple.
Yeah, probably.
I think so.
I don't think white people really deserve to be the best rappers of all time.
Why?
Because they're not.
Eminem.
He's like.
Kind of the most, like, I'd say, like famous rapper?
Nah.
100% 3343 text right now.
Nah, I wouldn't say so.
When you think, like, rapper.
I think Eminem's got a case.
But once again, you put his dysography up against Pitbull.
Not even close.
When you think of, like, longevity, career, success,
you think of all the best rappers in the world.
Eminem's up there.
Are you joking me?
Yep.
I get what you're saying, though.
It's weird to pick a white dude.
A little bit.
I mean, don't say that to Eminem.
Yeah, what?
This is so awkward.
Have you guys heard of Houdie Allen?
Now, that is the best ever before time.
Okay, easy money's the game.
We'll give you a letter between E and Z, 30 seconds, 10 questions, 10,000 bucks.
No, 1,000 bucks today out for grabs.
And we'll give you 100 just for playing.
All thanks to BNZ who can help you master your money
so you can start acing whatever you're doing from day one.
Mm-hmm.
All right, let's go to Chloe on 0800, the edge weight,
Hold on, sorry, Chloe.
So a lot of people are texting in saying that M&M is the best.
Chloe, what's your opinion, Chloe?
100% M&M, 100%.
Yeah.
Just for your opinion, Harrison, who do you think the best rapper is?
And then best rapper is, um, Tupac?
Oh, yeah, he'd be up there.
Oh, yeah, he'd be up there.
Yeah, yeah, he'd be up there.
Hey, Chloe, before we play easy money with you, your phone line's really bad.
Are you okay to move to?
Yeah, I've just taken it off speaker.
Oh, that's better.
That's better.
Okay, great.
It's crucial that we can hear you and you can hear us, Chloe,
because with easy money, I'm going to ask you to name ten items for me,
ten different categories.
They all have to start with the letter E.
E, E is your letter today.
The letter.
E for Ed Sharon.
E for E for E.
E and M.
Oh, yeah.
Harrison, too soon.
It's great.
It's great back.
E for EZE.
Another rapper.
Oh, yeah.
NWA.
Okay, so Chloe.
The rules are you can pass
if you have stuck and hopefully we'll have time to get back to it.
No repeated answers and your time will begin
when I finish saying the first category, okay?
Okay.
Okay, no pressure, no pressure.
$1,000 up for grabs.
Chloe from Christchurch with the letter E, please name for us.
A feeling.
Eager.
A Taylor Swift song.
A movie title.
Yeah.
Oh, my Lord.
Electric.
A six-letter.
A six-liff.
letter word.
A singer.
When you call in, you get on,
the pressure is quite a lot
different than when you're just playing in the car, you know?
Yeah, it's way harder.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, sorry, you got one there, Chloe.
Yeah, I've got one.
Oh, sorry, Chloe.
You're a legend.
You've broken a record there, so well done, Chloe.
She said, absolutely.
She said M and M for one of the questions,
so that was pretty good.
Of course you do.
That was pretty good, top of mind.
All right, thanks, Chloe.
Your Avos, Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Parents, caregivers, grandparents, whoever looks after small children, please text in to
3, 3, 3, 3, because I need some advice.
I'm new to this.
Parenting for me, I'm 16 months in.
I've got a 16-month-old boy.
And this morning...
You're in a bit.
You're in a bit.
You're in a bit old.
And I took him to the playground this morning.
And I want to know what the etiquette is around the swings.
Specifically, okay, so imagine this.
you're pushing your kid on the swing
and then next to you
I had a great conversation
with a dad pushing his son
who were roughly the same ages
as my son
on the swing, chat, chat, chat
it was a beautiful conversation
turns out he knows my partner somehow
so it was a bit of a connection there
and it was happy days.
Anyway, his son gets off the swing
and they move on to somewhere else in the playground
and then another parent arrives
another guy, a dad
and he puts his son in the swing
and I'm like
oh I've just had this beautiful conversation
with this other parent and now I'm ready to go again
and I'd give him lots of eye contact.
He doesn't look at me and I'm kind of waiting to do the old
like smile and kind of eyebrows up
kind of like oh you know beautiful day
kids are on the swing like ready to chat
he gives me nothing he completely ignores me
and he proceeds to just push his kid on the swing
now he has given me no inkling that he wants a conversation
so here I am I'm like do I say something
I wasn't sure what the etiquette was
around creating a conversation with the parent right next to you,
less than a metre away, pushing their kid on the swing.
Now, we're there for 20 minutes.
Both of our kids obviously obsessed with swinging,
and they both didn't want to get off.
So we're there for 20 minutes.
Jeez, it's a long swing.
It's a long swing.
At what point do you ask your kid to swap with you
and rock her boyfriend's ear?
At what point is your kid still breathing?
No, no.
They're both having a great time.
Right.
But we're so, like, I don't know.
I don't think I've ever swung for 20 minutes in my entire life.
That's an insane amount of time to swing.
Trust me, it felt longer.
How far are you away from the man?
Probably, like, Harrison and I at the moment,
we're like a metre and a half away from each other.
And I reckon, like, half of that.
I reckon under a metre away.
Yeah, because it's just a tight little swing set, isn't it?
You really should have been talking.
That's what I wanted to do.
But then he absolutely didn't want a bar of me, so I didn't.
Could you not have just spoken to him instead of trying to maintain eye contact and get an eye roll-off before you said anything?
I don't know.
I wasn't sure what to do because I panicked and I'm not sure.
Producer Nurse Sam, you're a parent, you're a mum of two.
What would you do in the situation?
What is the swing etiquette?
I'm new to parenting.
I don't know.
I don't know.
My swing etiquette is I don't want to talk to the other person.
Absolutely not.
I just keep to myself or probably like move off the swings.
Wait, so you're like the guy who I was next to.
Didn't want a part of me?
Nah, I am just, I probably don't even want to be at the park.
So Steph's being a bit of a weirdo here.
Steph's being a bit keen.
Just kind of new parent energy, trying to look around, trying to make friends.
The rest of them just there to look after their kid.
You roll your eyes and leave the park.
You take your kid home.
Pretty much.
That's insane.
Well, the kids, it's so annoying.
So you've got to take them to the park anyway.
I probably haven't even got a bra on.
I probably zipped up my jacket.
And I'm just sitting there like half tired, like half, you know, eyes half shot.
Pushing them on the swing, exhausted.
don't even want to be there,
wish I could be at home doing my housework and stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
And you've got some random person who's like, oh, hey, how's your day?
Oh, my God, okay.
Well, this is great.
This is great.
This is great.
This is, no, this is fantastic because I want advice.
I didn't know what to do, and now I'm learning.
A lot of techs in.
I hate nothing more than when people try to talk to me
at the playground.
I find it so awkward.
Someone else, if it's awkward, I just talk to the kids.
And someone else goes, I can think of nothing worse
than other parents talking to me.
So this is a real insight.
Yeah, I think you need ice breakers, Steph.
Totally.
I think that would all change for you.
You need a few one line is to start that conversation.
A great point.
Oh, okay.
Like what?
I've got a few.
What about, just look, let me go,
feels good to shove your kid to her.
You know, you're shoving it.
You're pushing it.
I'd say you're pushing on the swing.
Yeah, but you know, shoving the kid.
I don't want to go on that way,
but I think you could lean into the swing puns, you know?
Go.
I might be swinging for the fences here, but, um, or a bit of that.
Hey, do you want to swing by later?
So, like, swing.
Oh, no.
That sounds horrible.
Look at us.
A couple swingers in public.
That's cool.
That's guys.
Oh, that's good.
This is what my dad used to do.
We used to swing this.
We used to go, look at the other guy and the kid and go, he yours.
That's like so dumb.
That's good.
What do you mean?
That's my kid.
Is it now?
And then you start a conversation.
Okay, all right.
A lot of ideas.
Lots of work with.
Get back to this.
I'm interested.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Guys, I yelled at a-less celebrity last night.
I'm going to rack my brain who's in town at the moment because it happened in Auckland,
obviously.
Auckland.
Productions, productions.
I know because he embarrassed himself in front of Timmy winner Morrison wants, so maybe it's him again.
Oh, maybe it's Taika Waititi.
I saw he was at a New Zealand fashion show recently, like a few days ago.
Okay, what happened?
Well, I'll tell you, there's a few A-List celebrities in town right now.
Oh, okay.
So I was at a show last night, a friend of mine's show.
Yeah.
What is it? Shout out.
Shout out, Sean.
I can't remember what it's called.
My brain has worms or something.
Show about his dad dying.
It's a very serious show.
Oh, God, sorry.
Yes, I wouldn't laugh there, Steph.
But it's amazing.
It's Auckland tonight.
Go watch at Basement Theatre.
But after the show, after shows, you go and go see out and have a mingle a bit afterwards.
Have a couple drinks.
And so it's me, my girlfriend, my friend, Sean, and the A-List.
celebrity.
The four of you?
Yeah.
Just us four.
Wow, wow, wow.
Who was it?
A-list.
We don't have A-List in New Zealand.
Oh, like Jermaine Clement?
He's been on heaps of movies.
Maybe him?
Would he be there?
I met him, lovely guy.
You know him?
Okay.
Yeah, we've got a relationship.
A-list.
And so we're just chatting, and I'm trying to really impress this guy.
It's a guy.
We're trying to really impress this guy.
And then my phone starts ringing in my pocket.
Yeah.
And so I pull it out, and it's digital Google Cloud from work.
Oh, random.
But that's what I thought.
I was just like,
Oh my God, like, I hang out straight away
because I'm like, oh my God, like, I'm not going to take that.
Like, I'm busy right now.
What time of the night was it?
This was 9 o'clock?
It's inappropriate.
Super inappropriate.
For the digital girl, Clara, to be calling you at that time.
I know, I'm like, right now?
Nah, I thought it away.
Straight to HR.
Yeah, thank you.
And the celebrity goes, oh, you're not going to answer that.
And I'm like, nah, no, it's just something,
like, it's just something I'm random from work.
Like, I don't need to answer right now.
Ouch.
I know.
What if it was important?
You guys are friends outside of work?
What if she was in an emergency?
She's like, what does she possibly want for me right now?
She can't.
It's just at night.
Because my frame of mind is like, well, this person doesn't call me normally.
So the reason, like, it must be a big deal why they're calling me now at 9pm.
I simply must answer.
Yeah, no, I was just like, oh my God, does that pee off?
Like, I don't want to talk to you right now.
Like, I'm trying to grease my way out with this bloody celebrity.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We talk more.
Phone rings again.
I open it up.
It's Clara.
And I'm like, no way.
And I put in my pocket and my girlfriend goes, who gets calling you?
Oh.
I'm like, oh, Clara from work.
She goes, why is she calling her right now?
Yeah, red flag.
And I'm like, no, no, no, it's okay.
It's a fair question.
Fair question.
Like, no, babe, don't worry.
I love you so much.
I don't know what she's trying to call me,
but she's trying to call me right now.
And then we're talking even more.
And then you just hear this.
Hello?
Hello?
I open my phone.
I'm calling.
Clara is on the phone.
And then everyone's like, oh, take it, take it.
And the guy's like, oh my God, just like,
are you going to take the phone or not?
Like the celebrity.
Yeah.
And then I snap at the celebrities because I'm so over it.
And I'm just like,
Oh, bro, it's just some random from work.
I don't even take it right now, okay?
Silence.
Everyone goes quiet.
Celebrity goes, good job, Sean.
Great show tonight, walks off.
Sean looks at me and goes, nice Harrison.
Girlfriend goes, we take different car.
She goes, I'll see you at home.
And then we leave.
You ruin the conversation.
Who is it?
Who is it?
And then I call Clara angrily and go,
why did you call me?
I was talking to someone really important.
And she goes, and I'm not important.
You're the one who called me.
You butt dialed me.
I was like, oh, I didn't know that.
So she was returning your call.
She was returning my call.
I just called it like an idiot.
And I was like, you know what important?
What are you doing?
She goes, cheers Harrison.
You're the one who's calling me.
I was just being there for you.
So I butt dialed her.
I don't know you could do that on touch phones these days.
In front of her, in front of her.
Who is the celebrity?
I'm never going to be in a Tycho Y-TD film.
Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean,
Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Taylor Swift.
Just finished a big tour, got engaged, if you haven't heard.
We had a ring expert on earlier this week.
Estimated that the ring was worth $1 million, $1 million.
So it struck up the game.
Is it worth more or less than Taylor Swift's engagement ring?
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
So is Harrison and I working as a team again?
Yes, please.
Okay.
Cool.
And traditional family food styles.
And our team name again is...
Heath.
Heath.
Heath.
Heif.
Team Hiff.
Or it could be your last name.
My last name's Monks.
Meath.
Meath.
I love Meath.
All right, team Meath today,
is it worth more or less than Taylor Swift's engagement ring?
A private appearance from LeBron James.
If you want to get him to come and speak at your event,
is that more or less than the engagement ring?
Oh, less, surely.
No one's charging a million bucks for an appearance.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Yeah, there's less.
800,000 bucks though for that.
Close.
What?
All right, what about a mid-range three-bedroom house and Ilam, Christchurch?
Three-beddy in Christchurch.
I don't really know Ilam in Christchurch.
Like a central suburb.
Oh, I'd go probably a mill then.
Mill, mill, mill, mill.
It's less.
Oh.
Yeah, the, oh.
A mid-range three-bedy in Christchurch and Islam 950.
Oh, close.
So you could buy one of those for less than Taylor's engagement ring.
So that's the thing about having an expensive engagement ring.
You'd always feel panicked that it's worth so much money.
What if you lose it?
You'd almost never wear it.
Like truly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Okay, what about the official helmet that was worn by Darth Vader in the original Star Wars?
Is that worth more or less than Taylor Swift's engagement ring?
I mean, I'd say it's worth more, but I don't reckon people paid.
I do.
Do you reckon?
I reckon some stupid rich person somewhere is a big Star Wars freak.
Could have been like, oh, you'll buy that.
Some billionaire somewhere.
I guess you're right.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
You're locking that one in.
You would be incorrect.
It's sold for.
$900,000.
Okay, these are all very close.
Very close.
Okay, what about a Pokemon card?
The highest, the most experience of
Pokemon card ever sold.
More or less than Taylor's List Engagement Ring.
Oh, I feel like I know this.
I feel like Logan Paul owns it.
And I'm going to say
it's more.
More, okay.
Correct.
$5 million.
What?
Ew, yuck.
And he wears it around his neck.
Ooh, that's even worse.
All right, what about Freddie Mercury?
He's Bohemian Rhapsody
hand-ridden lyrics from the first time he wrote it
this sold a few years ago.
Wow.
More or less than Taylor Swift's engagement ring.
Yeah, it's got to be worth.
Yeah, over a mill.
Over a mill.
One point seven million, though, for that.
All right, what about the skeleton
of an entire T-Rex?
Wait, what?
You can buy a total T-Rex, yeah, yeah.
There are fossils.
They're not complete, but you can buy about 70% of a T-Rex.
That's what museums do.
You can buy them.
I reckon it would be expensive,
but I don't think it'd be a million dollars.
Okay.
Yeah, nah.
Yeah, I guess not.
Nah, yeah, nah, maybe I'm completely wrong.
I reckon there's going to be more, but we'll go with you.
Okay.
Okay, Liz.
$32 million.
No!
For the skeleton of a T-Rex!
You crazy.
And finally, the Ocean Gate submarine that all those billionaires died in.
Wait, you can buy that?
Yeah, well, someone bought it to start off with.
You can buy a submarine.
Oh, like how much was that one in particular world?
I'm going to say less because he controlled it with a PlayStation remote.
Yeah, probably, yeah.
Correct.
Yeah, it's sold for $900,000.
Oh.
And that is, was it worth more or less
than Taylor Swift's engagement ring.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Arvo!
Polo!
Challenge!
Challenge!
Challenge!
That's a poll that we do every day on our Edge Arvo's Instagram.
It's a very heated poll between us three.
And then on Friday, we reflect on all the results from the poll
and one of us is to challenge a poll that we lost.
Yeah, so these are all just done on vibes.
You can vote every day if you follow Edge Arvos on.
Instagram. Get over there. There's a poll up right now.
Going to produce a nurse Sam at the minute
who's going to run us through this week's polls, the winners
and losers.
Hello?
Hello, Sam.
Sorry.
Here she is. She's nervous.
Fridays.
All right, so on Monday we had,
who has the best facts?
The winner of that was Steph and Harrison lost.
I forgot I won that.
I forgot I lost that.
I've literally done a fact segment on the show.
It doesn't matter.
Tuesday we had, who has the best watercaller chat?
Harrison won that and Sean lost.
Rightfully so.
Wednesday was Who's going to get married first?
Sean won that and Harrison lost.
Congratulations.
I'll take that, thank you.
And then yesterday we had...
You've been engaged for six years.
Are you not upset?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yesterday we had Who'd Be the Best Boss, and Steph won and Sean lost.
I'm not upset because I won that one.
That one upsets me. That one upsets me.
Okay.
Okay, so on a Friday, someone's entitled to challenge.
Who's going to challenge?
I'd like to challenge.
Oh, whoa.
Before Harrison can get in there and challenge you for being the best boss,
which I know he wants to do.
Damn it, I do.
I would like to challenge the poll.
Who has the best water cooler chat?
Really?
In which this happened.
In first place, with the best water cooler chat at the office is Harrison.
That's fine.
That's fine.
What I don't love is this.
Anyway, I ripped the Band-Aid off.
I was losing at 5pm.
I can't imagine things have changed.
Oh, let me check, Sean.
Do I, am I the worst water cooler chat?
Worst water cooler chat is Sean.
I've got great water cooler chat
Thrive of a water cooler chat
Let's hear some of it
Go on what would you say
Well you don't tell me in the situation
No this is what I want to do
I want to challenge it
I love water
I love water
Mn Mamm Mamm
You'll see my water cooler chat next
With my challenge
Which I suggest
We do
With someone in the office
Well actually
Speaking of people in the office
I went into the results
Harrison won the challenge
Of the best water cooler chat
Thank you
Everyone in the office
Jamie M
Lisa Aaron
Even my own mother voted for Harrison.
Wow!
I mean, shout out to your mum, thank you.
But office people think, oh, I did this watercaller chat?
That's a pretty clear sign.
Sean's mom voted for me, though.
Yeah, I look sorry, no one voted for me.
Okay, no one.
Sean, if you do want a challenge or so, we have to preface.
You can't touch anybody in the challenge.
Okay, because you see, that is what you do.
You said, oh, you put my hand on the lower back of them.
Yeah, it's what you do.
Friendly, come in, hey, how are you, mate?
Don't touch.
You did say that.
No, just don't touch people in the office.
We'll do our own styles.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Arvo, Pollard!
Challenge, challenge, challenge.
It's a poll that we do every down on Edge Arvo's Instagram.
And then on Friday, we look at all of the results that were done across the week.
And someone who loses one of those polls gets to challenge one of the polls they lost to hopefully win it.
I've challenged today's poll.
Who has the best watercol the chat?
I ripped the Band-Aid off.
I was losing at 5pm.
I can't imagine things have changed.
Oh, let me check, Sean.
Do I, am I the worst water cooler chat?
Worst water cooler chat is Sean.
Oh, so Sean lost this one.
Harrison ended up winning it.
I was kind of middle of the road.
But I'm actually unhappy as well, Sean.
It's a double challenge because I'll want to win this one as well.
What I don't like is that heaps of our co-workers voted for Harrison.
All of them.
Everyone at the office.
And Steph's mum.
Yeah.
So, and I've honestly off here, I've never met Steph's mum.
Nope.
So that's saying something.
I've called Sue multiple times
She clearly hated it
Hello, I know who the best
She didn't vote for me
So Jack from the office
joins us in studio
Hello Jack
Hi guys, what a pleasure
We chose you Jack
Because you're an impartial
Office officer
Staff member
Because you didn't vote in this poll
No, I did not
And so each one of us
Had to go in small talk with you
Over the last couple of songs
Yeah I didn't know this was coming
And you picked a really tough challenge
because I'm also not good at small talk.
That's actually why I chose you,
because I thought you'd be a challenging person to do it with.
Yeah, tough ask.
Jack's not going to give us a lot,
which means you're going to have to really lead the small talk.
You're right, I don't give a lot,
so it was an interesting experience.
This is me pulling up to Jack's desk,
without him knowing, and trying to have some small talk.
Slide day, am I right?
Yeah.
Sliding into the weekend.
Okay.
How's that weather out there, man?
It seems all over the show in Auckland today.
Yeah, it's just another Auckland day.
You catch the game last night?
Nah.
Rugby game?
Yeah, no, I don't really...
Haven't really been watching.
Tennis game? Tennis.
Nutt? Netball?
Nah.
What's... Yeah, man.
What's for lunch?
Pasta, leftovers, yeah.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
It's pretty good.
Oh, sure.
God, you are grilling him.
Do you think that's gonna win?
Well, I was trying to pull out all the cliches.
You actually think you've challenged this poll
because you think you've got better water cooler than Harrison,
and you think that's going to win it?
That's going to do it.
No.
You left no space for him to talk
It's a tough listen
It really is
It's worse than I remember actually
Wow
Respectfully
Let's see how you
This is Steph having small talk with him
Hey Jack
Hello
You see Harrison's balls on the ground
Um
I haven't
Do you play any sports
What do you play?
Oh I used to play cricket
You're a car guy eh
You're like
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Do you race cars from time to time
I'm not that into cars
No I didn't think you were
Have you seen any live music
Lately
No I haven't
No
No gigs?
It's been good, though.
It's good catching up.
Yeah.
Are you wrapping me up?
A little bit.
Okay.
All right.
No, ratting up the chat.
Say what you will about mine.
At no point did Jack actually wrap me up.
Did I give them an opportunity?
No.
Sean, this was so much better.
That was good.
Our chat, wasn't it, Jack?
It was about a two-minute chat.
That was just edited down and it was a great year.
Yeah, maybe that's why I wrapped it up.
Maybe it was a touch long, but that might be a good thing, I suppose.
But only because they haven't caught up with my good friend Jack in so long.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, true.
And here's what Harrison did.
Hey, bro.
How are you?
Good to see you.
How are you well?
I'm very well, thank you.
How's good today?
It's been alright, hey.
Got some cool stuff coming up.
What's new with you?
What do you been doing?
Oh, bro, it's been good.
Just good to see you, man.
Have you gone to the Warriors tonight?
Yes, bro.
It's a great jersey.
Are you going?
Nah, I wish I was.
Oh, mate, I can.
I reckon I can't hassle you a ticket.
You're kidding.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, yeah, let's hang out.
Let's hang out.
Let's go to the Warriors.
Legend, bro.
All right.
Catch you, bro.
Do we need to say anything about that?
I think that's pretty case closed.
I think Jack wins the water cooler challenge.
I think what happened there, Jack?
I think I got bribed.
There's no way Jack's giving this much.
Warriors tickets, you know, everyone's going to be excited about Warriors tickets.
It's the hottest ticket in town.
So wait, let me get this right.
Harrison told you, Jack, from the office, hey, pretend to be hyped up about this conversation.
I'll give you a thing worries ticket.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Actually, in his defense, it came halfway through the chat.
Yeah, so the offer of tickets came half a few.
play through.
I can't obviously
in hearing it, you seem
chured by the idea of me and Steph talking to you.
Yet when Harrison says hi, you jump.
He said, hey Harrison. Oh God, it's so good to
talk here. Yeah, that is strange.
Yeah, Sean, I feel like
that's why I also didn't want to you to challenge
this one, because I thought the results were going to be
pretty tough to you to listen to?
Okay, well, you decide, Jack, from three to one,
who worst and best watercaller
chat? I'm just looking
back at it. I think, Sean, it's a tough
ask from you, because you asked me how the game was last night
and there was no game. So that's
a point against you.
I think you're going to have to be third
in the mix here.
Okay.
I'm actually going to go
away from what people think here.
I think I led with Harrison a little bit,
which would put him second
and Steph put in some effort
and asked me some questions about me.
Oh my God.
And Steph's going to win today, I think.
Wow.
There you go.
She asked about my race car
and I'm a sucker for my race car.
So...
Good job, Sam.
Good game.
Good game.
As he's great, she pulled the race car.
mean something different when you talk to Jack.
Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
A new study has shown that Gen Zs are now talking about their salary
and how much they make on a first date.
Yeah.
Never met the person.
Wait.
You just said, yeah.
Wait, is this like a normal thing?
Well, I don't know about first dates.
It's a relationship.
Don't go on any first dates these days.
But still some first dates.
Actually, none.
But no, I'm pretty.
open about talking about how much I get paid
and my friends always have been.
So you're Gen Z, you're 25 years old.
Yeah.
And has it just always been like an open discussion with you and your mates
about like what everyone's making?
It's always been really open.
Yeah, we always notice that like
adults or millennials are like so close off about it.
We hate to break it to you and you are one now.
But everyone has the oldenters are quite closed off about it.
They're just like, oh my God, no, you can't talk about that.
There's like taboo.
Oh, 1,000%.
But it's like, oh, why not?
Why not like help each other?
What if you both have the same job at different companies
and you may have got paid way less than you?
I'd be like, go and talk to your boss and try and get more.
It's all about that kind of thing.
I think you'll bang on.
I think it absolutely is a generational thing.
From what I've heard, and Sean, this study backs it up.
Gen Z's is so much more open about sharing about how much money they're making
than any other generation.
It makes me, like, nervous even the thought of knowing what any of my friends make.
You don't know what any of your friends make?
I don't know what any of my friends make.
It's crazy.
No one knows what I make.
I'm somewhere in the middle.
I know what my partner makes, obviously, and I know what my best best friends.
makes.
Oh really?
But outside of those two people, no one else.
Not like a periphery friend?
I don't even know how much my best friend makes.
Why don't you guys share?
What's the problem with it?
I don't know.
It's just, I think it's just ingrained in you as like a millennial growing up.
I was born in 1991 and maybe you're listening, maybe you're similar.
It's just something that you don't, you just don't talk about it.
Is it like competitive or you'd be upset if you knew what your friend got?
Nah, because genuinely I would be interested.
Yeah.
I would be so curious.
I would be very interested in hearing.
what they make, but for whatever reason, everyone just doesn't share.
I don't know.
I don't know what the answer is.
So I thought I put this to the test before the show.
I went around and recorded a bunch of Gen Zs and asked them,
do they share their salary with their friends?
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, all the time.
Oh, yeah.
I know all of my friends' salaries.
And we debate it and we go, really?
Are you on that much?
I need that much more.
I know how much all my friends make, and it is very depressing for me.
Does it affect your relationship with your friends?
No.
No, but they should definitely pay for more things.
Wow, that's see?
Look at that!
So then I went and asked the same thing to the millennials in the office.
Not really.
No, not really.
It doesn't really come up in conversation.
I don't know like ballparks, but it doesn't matter.
They don't know how much you make you guys and talk about it?
No.
I think we all know where we are in the scheme of things, but we don't talk about it.
I don't even know how much my best friend is making.
That's the same as me.
It's crazy.
So it is a generational thing.
Talk about it.
I didn't cut anyone out of that, by the way.
That was a pure 5 Gen Z's 5 Millennials 100%.
each way. Wow.
Wow. Okay, can we ask you listening,
334-3, do you, what generation are you?
So it could be generation,
what's the one above millennial again?
Older.
What's the one with a trillion X?
Gen X.
Whatever generation you are, what are you,
and are you and your mates open about salaries?
Because let's bring the survey to wider
and let's really calculate this.
Yeah, Snap poll. I 800 the edge.
If you contribute, we'll hook up with a prize
for someone who contributes.
I'd also be really interested in knowing
if you are not a Gen Z,
so every other generation,
and you have shared salary information with your mates.
Did it change things?
Did it become weird?
Maybe you earned more and you all realised it,
so you were expected to pay for more.
I'd love to know what happened once everyone found out.
Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
A bit of a discussion happening in the studio.
This is coming off the data
that shows Gen Zs are now sharing
how much they make and their salary on a first date.
So we've been talking about it in studio.
Harrison's a Gen Z.
Steph's a Millennial.
I'm right on the cusp there.
We've been talking about whether or not we share our salary.
Turns out basically all the Gen Zs in the office do or the millennials don't.
Yeah, it's like an even 50-50 split, isn't it?
It's totally a Gen Z thing versus everyone else.
And so much feedback on this.
Someone goes to 3343-3 millennial here.
Interestingly, it doesn't come up in conversation with friends or family in the same generation.
It just never comes up.
And it's rude to ask.
And that's kind of where I'm at as well.
well, it just doesn't really ever come up in my friends' like conversation.
So it's just like not something.
I would be so interested and nosy to know, but it's just not a conversation starter.
And I think unless you forfeit that information, you can't go, you can't ask.
Yeah.
Also don't start the conversation with that.
It naturally will just come up.
But how does it happen for Genzi's, does someone go, oh, yeah, I make this much?
Because you can't ask them.
No, you know, how long you work to you, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Like, oh, how much do you make?
Really?
Yeah, it's so normal.
Really?
You've asked someone in this office,
how much money do you make?
100%.
We did the exercise before when you went and asked you,
people, one of the people at the office
were just like, oh yeah, I think it's so normal.
Like, I used to make this, and now I'm making this,
just set it.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, oh, yeah, very normal.
It's a Gen C thing.
Like, Gen Zs aren't concerned with, like,
for us, Sean, I'm just like,
but Gen Zs are so open about it.
And I think it's a really cool thing
because, say, two people are in the same job
or the same experience or whatever.
and one person's getting paid way less.
Then wouldn't that person want to know?
So then they're like, well, hold on, this isn't fair.
And then maybe eventually they can get paid more.
I think a lot of it comes from that, like from what you are deserved to get paid.
Because a lot of it's corrupt in all these places and all these workplaces in New Zealand, you know, or the world.
The interesting thing is all three of us have no idea what each other makes.
Nah.
And we've talked about it a lot, but none of us want to tell each other.
I'll tell you guys.
Would you say it on air?
Not on air.
Absolutely.
It's unprofessional.
I can never do that.
But I tell you guys.
What, Gen Z?
I was, I was the first week we started with everybody
said, I was like, we're talking about it.
I was like, how much does your pay?
You're like, I'd never tell you.
I was like, I'll tell you.
You're like, oh yeah, but we're not going to tell you.
I'm like, well, I'm not going to say anything.
Jeez, that's awkward.
What if you found out that, like, just hypothetically,
one of us made double what you make
and one of us made half what you make.
Would that change the vibe?
Would it change how you thought of someone?
Nah, it'd personally be okay.
See, I'd be jealous.
If I found out that, like, someone was making double as much as me
to do the same job, I'd be like, oh, yeah.
I always wouldn't want to know.
I want to live in...
It made me work harder.
So from all of the feedback, all the texts,
thank you so much.
It absolutely looks like it's a Gen Z thing
as being a very, very open book about salaries
and how much money you're making
versus every other generation.
Way more cagey about it.
Kelly, what's your take on this?
I'm born in 1998.
I have no idea what generation that is.
I have never disclosed any financial information.
information to anyone.
That's when I was working.
And then now I'm on this old parent benefit,
everybody knows what I'm making.
Yeah, see, that's the thing as well
for like government jobs as well,
where it's all online and on the internet and stuff anyway.
So you don't have to, it's not that secretive
because everyone kind of, you can look it up.
Whereas other jobs, it's different.
Thank you, Kelly.
And Drew's here from Christchurch.
You're a Gen Z, you're 22.
Do you discuss pay with your mates?
Yeah, 100%.
I'm in healthcare as well
and it's very, very secretive in general
who makes what.
So I think it's just kind of giving everyone a helping hand
making sure we get paid for
what we're doing.
Okay, so that's what Harrison's saying.
It's all about just helping each other out.
Yeah, and I also come from like an entertainment background
which is very, not a lot of money.
You guys are at an entertainment too actually,
but not a lot of money.
So we always discuss like what you're getting,
what you got for that job, what you got for that girl.
It's interesting, you know.
Yeah, but some people in entertainment.
get paid really well.
You know who they are.
Mr. Chris Warner, you know.
You know those people.
Oh, yeah, I'm not going to ask you.
You don't know it'll be bloody heaps.
Right, right, right, right.
Interesting shit.
Fascinating.
Your Arvose, Hit Harder with Sean,
Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Right now, Harrison, you want to trial new personalities?
Is that it?
Yeah, I'm just a bit of, I'm a bit sick of myself.
Like, personally, I'm a bit sick of my personality.
That's so sad.
We love your personality.
No, thanks, guys.
But it's just, I don't know.
It's a bit older.
It's every day.
Especially on the radio.
You're going to do it every day with the publicly a lot.
You're just bored.
I'm just a bit bored of it.
You're going to jazz it up a bit.
It's winter and a bit over.
It's going to shake it up a little bit.
It's winter.
I would have changed my personality.
I guess because everyone else has got the opinion of always be yourself.
You're like, nah, be whoever everyone else wants you to be.
Yeah.
So I've got a list of six personalities here.
And I'm just going to walk up to my chair, sit down, as these characters.
You guys ask me a question.
I'll respond and see what you feel about these personalities I've got.
Okay.
Any particular questions we need to ask the personality?
you want really.
Okay.
Six of them.
Six of them.
Okay, do they have names?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay, he's just coming in.
Sorry, yeah, I'm ready.
Okay.
Hey.
Hey, Harrison.
Hey, bro.
Hey, how are you?
Yeah, pretty good.
He's ignoring us and looking at the wall.
Hey, just use a microphone a little bit because the audience can't hear.
You don't really do mics, but you don't?
What do you mean?
You don't do mics?
What do you think of that one?
So that's too cool, Harrison is what I'm going?
Ah, Skucks Boy.
Skux Boy.
Like Skucks boy?
Try character two.
Skux boy had an attitude.
Yeah.
Hey, it's my friend Harrison.
What are you doing this weekend?
Not the best.
Life isn't great, but then we push through.
Oh, man, that's not good.
Are you okay?
What do you think about that one?
Bit down buzz.
That's blue boy.
Yeah, it's sad.
Do you have a blue boy?
Nah.
I feel like I need to be there for you.
Yeah.
Which is okay.
Okay.
Third one.
Third one.
Harrison, my mean man, Harrison.
Hey, I love what you've done with you.
here today. What have you done? Cheers, Steph. Classic. Sean, don't look at me in the eye.
What? Don't look me in the eye. Okay. Oh, you're Diva Harrison. That's
sour pus. Sallupus. Do you like sour pus? Nah, he'll not.
Salpuss the most. Why are you joking? I did not like sale a little bit.
Here we go. Here javas. Let's go. How are we going? Hey, it's my
Harrison. Ah, it's Mr. Fizz.
Love Mr Fizz. I love Mr. Fizz.
I love Mr. Fizz. Yeah, keep Mr. Fizz. Okay. Two more.
I don't know if you can keep up Mr. Fizz, though.
Okay, oh hey Harrison.
Hey Harrison, what are you having for dinner tonight?
Hey guys.
Really good.
My mum's just cooked a cassero.
I bloody love my mother.
How are you guys?
How's your mum's?
Oh, there's not a mum too.
How's my mum?
No, because the history between you and my mum's not great.
Oh, but I love her though.
Yeah, you guys went on a date once.
What personality is this?
Mr. Soul.
Mr. Soul.
Mr. Soul.
What do you mean?
What's Mr. Soul?
He's care.
I like that.
Just cares.
I like the caring one.
It came across a little creepy.
Did it do it?
Dersified.
If it wasn't just my mom.
Yeah, if it wasn't to sell mums, it'll be different.
This is the final one.
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
No, I don't like it, yellow too yelly.
Why don't you know?
I hate this.
I don't like this one.
That's loud Larry.
Don't like that one.
What's your favourite?
Um, down buzz.
Sour puss or blue boys?
Salopuzz.
Salpuss.
All right, it bastards has been on with the bloody show than I hate being here.
Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Guys, what am I missing?
I don't really know.
anything about the Warriors.
I know they're playing tonight, and I know Harrison you're wearing a
warrior's shirt.
So I feel like there's fun to be had, but I just don't get it, and I feel like I'm
missing out.
I need you guys to explain to me why.
Why should I get into the Warriors and why our listeners right now who aren't interested
either?
Why should we care?
Yeah, okay.
It seems that you don't know anything about this stuff.
I know it's like rugby.
League.
Rugby league.
Different, yeah.
And as Sean Johnson used to play, doesn't anymore.
and that is the extent of my knowledge of the Warriors.
That is poor.
I honestly just went through this three months ago, Steph.
I'm not the biggest sports guy.
I only follow basketball.
And I recently asked that question.
What's the Warriors thing about?
I delved in.
I'm so deep right now and I love it.
But someone who knows a little bit more Harrison,
you're wearing a warrior's jersey right now.
You've been a fan for years and years.
When? Since when?
Since I was a kid.
Oh, cool.
Okay.
All right.
So what am I missing out of?
Well, I'll bring you through something tonight
that playing the Parameda.
Eels.
Okay.
Eels holder a 26R-19 head-to-head
advantage over the 30-year rivalry,
but the Warriors enjoy the 12-10 each
and the 12-to-17 home games at Go Media Stadiums.
The superiority of the Eels makes the Warriors a hard game
for that, except in 2020-3-out-Loop.
I'm bored.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah.
Sorry, I didn't understand anything you just said.
You just made me hate the Warriors again.
Okay.
I don't really care about stats.
And that's my point.
Look, I am a Warriors fan at heart.
Okay, I love the Warriors,
but it's become this bandwagon, hasn't it?
And a lot of the OG
viewers like myself
hate it, but I don't.
I love the bandwagon.
Jump on the bandwagon. So myself
and you fan Sean are going to run you
through some warrior stuff that you need to know
and it's all you need to know. Okay, so there's room
for me on the wagon, but why should I
join the band? So here's my thing,
right? New Zealanders aren't
patriotic. We love the all-blacks,
kind of the silver ferns,
the black ferns, that's kind of it.
Right, and even then we're not that patriotic about it.
The Warriors' fandom, the fact that
There are 17 teams in this league.
New Zealand has one of them.
Yep.
One.
So where are the others from?
Only New Zealand is in this whole...
I'm only New Zealand.
Well, okay, but my question is,
where are the others from?
Straight out.
Oh, okay.
Every Warriors game this season's been selling out.
Kiwis backing Kiwis all rallying around
New Zealand's team, the Warriors.
It's just this great level of patriotism
that New Zealand doesn't see.
You see people walking around in Warriors' shirts
he's now on the weekends.
And if I wear mine around,
somewhat random, just yells to me and goes,
up the wires, man.
I'm like, yeah, up the wall.
Bro.
New Zealanders
never big up
Kiwis like that.
Now, people love
the All Blacks.
I don't as much.
It is a boring
gang now.
You go to an All Blacks game
it is old people.
Fair enough, I go there too.
But all people are sitting around
It's like quiet.
It's very formal.
You go to a Warriors game.
The energy is electric.
It has been electric for years
because those fans,
before they became successful
the Warriors only two years ago,
those fans have been there since day one
and they've already had their energy.
And now they're going to a full stadium
full of people.
Now feed off that energy.
it is a lie.
Steph, give me a come on, Reth.
Come on, Riff.
Louder.
Come on, Riff.
Yeah, okay, don't tell them off.
Like, tell them off more.
Come on, Rhex.
Oh, oh.
Come on, Riff.
Steph, give us an up the wires.
I don't understand why we're being mean to the Rift.
No, no, no.
So when you go watch the Warriors or watch that TV,
it's all you need to say.
Okay, so just say this day.
Come on, Riff.
Louder.
Come on, Rif.
Okay.
Goosey.
What?
Goosey.
Goosey.
Goosey.
Goosey.
Is that someone's name?
They just like the sidestep that they do.
It's quite a cool thing.
Oh.
And go, oh, dummy, dummy!
Do that?
No, I feel like that.
I don't want to be mean to anybody.
They don't mean anybody.
It's not, you know.
No, it's when they fake the pass.
They pretend they go past it
and it doesn't leave their hands
and they run forward.
Yeah.
Dummy.
Dummy.
Dummy.
Yeah, dummy.
Yeah.
Oh, I quite like that.
Dummy.
Okay, now you're being malicious with it, though.
It's not malicious.
You're proud of them to do it.
No, not that.
The point of it is New Zealand's,
get around the Warriors,
the New Zealand's team,
Just support New Zealand.
Yeah.
I'll try.
There's been another group made called the Pinoirs.
And it's a group of women who stood around and drank Pinoinua while watching the Warriors.
Oh, I can get around that.
So you can get around that.
Oh, my God.
Time me out.
There we go.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
And I recently convinced my fiancé to come to the gym with me.
Recently this week.
She got a gym membership.
And this is because we live in an apartment in the city.
We like to sometimes go for nighttime walks.
It's getting quite dark.
in winter.
Does it not know it?
This is actually getting lighter now
that we're approaching spring.
It's getting lighter now,
but we want to be able to go to the gym
to do some exercise together as a couple.
I feel like that's a healthy thing to do.
So she got a membership this week.
We went to the gym for the first time as a couple last night.
It was really wholesome.
We were on the treadmills.
Well, the thing is, with our gym,
we're at the Les Mills in the middle of Auckland
and it's very, very busy.
And it's hard to find two kind of machines next to each other.
So you want to go with your partner,
you want to kind of spend a bit of time with them,
have a bit of a talk.
Our idea was we'll go on the treadmill,
we'll go for like a hot girl walk.
Sorry, I'm just a bit confused because,
see, if you wanted to catch up,
which is lovely,
because it's like what you should do
with your partner at the end of the night,
catch up on your days and stuff.
Just go for a walk.
Like if I'm at the gym,
I'm like headphones on and I'm sweating
and I'm working hard,
and I don't really care if I'm next to anyone.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend,
we'll go to the gym together sometimes
and we have an unspoken rule of,
oh, we'll be in each other on the treadmill,
but we'll both have headphones on.
Or like, you go do your thing,
I'll go do mine,
We'll see each other in 45 minutes.
We'll catch up after.
Oh, I'm sorry you two are in loveless relationships,
but I have this beautiful idea that we go on the treadmills and have a conversation.
And you catch up! That's so, you know.
Especially Lesmills, and especially that particular, like, Auckland City of Lesmills.
It's very like headphones on, do the job.
Exactly. They can't hear us talking.
You guys would have been so annoyed.
I'd be so annoyed if there's a couple catching out next to me at the treadmill.
Same.
Sorry, I can't get my head around that.
We encountered that problem because you couldn't even get two treadmills next to each other.
So we were waiting, and she eventually got one,
on another one, and I was like, when one opens up next to her, I'm going to go grab it,
or vice versa.
How often do you see your girlfriend?
Every day, we live together.
Jesus.
What is he to catch up next to the Tron?
The Trim was about.
I'll get to see her again.
It's like, hey, it's all good.
Yeah, I'm sorry that I'm in love with my fiance.
You totally can be in love.
It's just like you can catch up after the workout.
But we have this idea that we go on the, you know, we'd be able to hang out at the gym.
It's nice.
It's needy.
It's nice.
It's not needy if you both want it.
It's a healthy needy.
So anyway.
One opens up next to her.
I'm on another treadmill.
I go, oh, I'll jump off this one, I'll go to hers.
Are you sure, hold on it, sorry to interrupt again.
But are you sure Gina, your lovely fiancé, doesn't just want to, like, have a bit of space?
Like, are you sure she wanted you next to you?
Because you were coming in very keen in this conversation.
Yeah.
Please let me go next to her.
Please let me go next to her.
Next to go over there.
I'm going to find out.
Maybe she just wanted, want.
But if she's going to say, yeah, I wanted him there because you love each other.
But actually deep down, maybe she was just like.
No, she won't.
She's honest on the radio.
I need my space.
I just want to do my thing and he'll do his.
Right now she's going, oh, Farahy.
He's trying to call me.
Oh, God, I get to be a work, leave me alone.
Nah, she's having a Friday wine.
She won't answer.
No, she's not.
She wanted her.
She doesn't want to talk to you right.
Give her space, bro.
She's.
She wanted, it was her like, not this guy again.
God, I just swam last night at the gym.
For context, she was nervous to go to the gym,
so she wanted to go with me
so that we could spend that time.
together. It wasn't me pushing that narrative. Anyway,
I get off my treadmill to go to the
empty one next to her, another girl jumps on it
starts walking. I go, hey,
excuse me, do you mind if I have
this one? Because it's my partner, I kind of want to
hang out with her, and you can go use the one I was just using.
And she goes, yeah, no worries
and walks over to the other treadmill that I was using
and jumps on that one and starts working out.
My question is, am I the asshole?
Yes, oh. I think we used debilished that.
I'm not going to go.
Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph
and Harrison.
The Edge.
big life moment happening for you this weekend, Stephanie.
We'll see how we go.
But I've got a 16-month-old boy at home.
His name's Rocco, and this weekend we're going to attempt at a passport photo.
Wow.
So we'll see how we go.
I mean, I'm new to parenting.
I don't really know how it works.
Producer Nurse Sam, you've got two kids.
So how do you take a passport photo?
Just sort of like jingler bell or something over the camera.
We're going to go to a proper place for it.
Yeah, no, that's, yeah, that's right.
Really?
Yeah, just stand there and dance like a monkey.
Because I feel like...
It's actually trying to get a photo with a dog.
Yeah.
I was just hard to say.
Whenever, like, I want to take a nice photo of my golden retriever, Larry,
I'm, like, holding a treat behind the camera, and he looks great.
But probably, maybe a snack would work, too.
Yes, if you held up food, I'm sure he would just stare straight at it.
He's really into gingerbread men, men.
Maybe I can go over.
Now, I'm going to go to an actual, like, photographer place, but you could come to that.
Why are you going to go to one of those?
Because I recently had to redo my passport, and I just don't on my phone.
able to take a photo and send it through and it was all good.
Yes, I have done that before.
I just can't be bothered with it because last time it was like,
it was like, it's too small, the subject's too far away.
You have to get it so perfect.
I end up photoshopping my one because it wasn't quite perfect enough.
Like it was too shadowy.
I don't think you can do that.
I don't think you can either.
Did you just do it like on, what, on Snapchat or something?
It was just on my, no, my friend from work used as like real proper digital camera
and it was like a little, there was some shadows on my face, like under my eyes.
I was like, oh, I don't look like that good.
So we just kind of Photoshop them away.
Sorry, you went to work to a professional photographer and editor to Photoshop your passport photo.
I guess so.
Pretty bad.
It's heavily illegal.
Is it?
You can't Photoshop your passport photo.
It's still me.
It's just shadows.
Have you got it on you?
My passport.
Yeah, can have a look?
Do you have on your phone or something?
Your passport, like, phone your passport?
Oh, yeah, give me a second.
I'll try and find it.
That's crazy.
Wait, you get bags out of your eyes.
Why?
While I try and find this photo, I?
I, the reason I wanted to look like particularly good in my passport photo
is because I've heard a story before, and I can't remember what celebrity it was.
It was like Tyra Banks or somebody from like back in the day.
And she got scouted, which means like an industry person,
like happens to see someone on the street and think that they've got potential and whatever.
And she got like model scouted from her passport photo.
And she started talking to the scout waiting for a flight.
And they were like, do you have any headshots on you?
And she was like, oh, nah, but here's my pastoral.
photo and it was like an amazing photo
and that's how she got her
modeling career. So just let us get it's clear.
You've photoshop your passport photo
because you thought it might turn you into an international
model if a scalp found you
at the Air New Zealand Kourou Lounge.
Basically
Yeah?
You found the photo?
Yeah, yeah, hold on, let me find it, yeah, hold it.
That looks nothing like you.
It's a completely different person.
No, it's not.
It's not even you.
Whoa!
I wouldn't let you into the country.
Steve, you're glowing.
Thank you so much.
It's a beautiful photo.
Thank you.
Geez, you've really lifted the cheekbones
about insane, yeah.
Maybe straight in the teeth a bit, too.
That jokes.
Is that the dog filter?
The Snapchat one that made everyone look hot for a while.
Anyway.
Well, enjoy.
I can't wait to hear about it on Monday
and see what crazy Photoshop
you've done to your 16-month-old baby
to make him look as good as he possibly can.
Yeah, better to look nothing like him.
Insane.
Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
So Sean once told us that every Saturday morning
He didn't mean to say this on the show
He didn't want to say it was on radio
I think I said this on the podcast outro
He confidently said it in a meeting before the show
Yeah off here with my friends
So anyway so Sean has a weekly roll around
No it's not true
With his lovely fiancé Jenny
She wouldn't like me to say that
Oh wouldn't she?
But I'd say when we do
You know
Have a pillow fine
Yeah
We opt for the mornings
Yeah
And that was the thing
And then your take on it
Is you do the business
and then you put the sheets straight into the washing machine.
Yeah, Saturday morning goes with the routine.
Yeah, it's crazy.
And then they spend like a few hours cleaning their house after they've done the deed.
Every Saturday morning.
Every Saturday morning.
Tomorrow, everyone, let's visualize it.
Sean and Gina, we've got a hammer and tongs.
Think that it.
There might be science to do with if you are in a similar boat
and you enjoy having some intimate time in the mornings
because it is a thing.
But apparently, according to science,
dudes are more into it than girls are.
we, Wahina, prefer it between 11pm and 2 a.m.
We're more inclined to feel kind of jazzed up
while we're sleeping and we wake up and we're like,
oh, let's have some fun.
Whereas a guy will be more inclined to wake up in the morning
and let's get juggie with it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So you're saying scientifically most women like to be woken up at midnight.
No, they'll wake up.
They don't want to be, we don't.
Leave us alone.
But if we naturally wake up and we're like, oh, we might be on you.
Has that ever happened to you?
Can I be honest?
Can I be honest?
That's how it goes in our household.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I didn't think about that.
It's a thing.
It's always a, oh, what's happening?
That kind of thing.
You wake up into it.
Whoa.
What's happening?
Oh, I'm, I'm...
What if you're in real deep sleep?
God, love cummings first.
I think you'll wake up for it, won't you?
You'll wake up for it.
You'll wake up for it.
You'll wake up.
And apparently, according to science as well,
different ages, there are better times of the day
to get it on with your sense.
significant other. So if you're aged between
20 and 30, it's a little morning shift for you.
That's the best time of the day.
Your libido's high.
Your breath stinks. The beos kicked in overnight.
The thing about morning intimacy is you've got to have a quick
brush of the teeth and then come back to bed.
A hundred percent. But then that almost ruins the vibe for me
if you could get up and do a bit of pampering.
Yeah, I know. It is a little bit of...
If I was getting up to peevee anyway.
Oh, so you've got wheeze all over your penis and you...
Come on, no.
No, you do.
That's gross.
Never pee.
Everyone pees all the time.
What a ridiculous thing to draw to.
Sorry, but I'll just go wheeze first and I'll come back.
No, it is a thing.
Not especially if you're a girl, though.
You know that you've got to go wheeze first and then do it and then wheeze after
because you don't want to get you.
Different holes for girls, though.
That's true.
That's true.
Ages 30 to 40, apparently it's better to have scheduled roll-around times.
So it doesn't matter what time of the day it is, but just book it in because life's busy.
Sean's every Saturday morning?
Yeah.
Booked in?
Normal.
I think it's good.
I think it's good.
I'm saying yesterday, sorry, quickly, about how in the morning you're meant to do something physical to wake you up.
Yeah, true.
That's good.
Yeah.
That's good.
Keep your blood flime.
Yeah, absolutely.
If you're aged between 40 and 50, a long lunch session.
Really?
Steamy.
Yeah, hot, eh?
And then it kind of rotates.
So if you're aged 50 over, it's back to the morning time.
Yeah.
So the youngies and the oldies.
They're bit restless when they get older, so, you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a bit of wake up more during the night.
Yeah, and quite often they're sleeping in separate beds as well.
So it'd be a bit of an exciting morning visitor.
It's quite cute.
Yeah, so very sweet, everybody.
So good luck out there.
Be safe.
Be safe.
Your Arvo's head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Cost of living's hitting us quite hard, eh?
It's hard out there.
Spence a man.
Yeah, butter, but I mean, you know, you're a successful broadcaster
and you're a wedding DJ.
So I'd say you're probably raking it in.
You're just saying yesterday how much money you made from celebrity DJing.
Let me rephrase that.
When I say us, I mean everyone else except me.
Yeah.
Because I am doing exceptionally well.
Yeah.
But it is hard.
It's hard out there for a lot of people.
And this has been the trend.
I saw an article today by The Herald.
It's been a big problem in New Zealand that companies like cafes and bakeries and stuff
are using strawberry jam instead of cranberry sauce because it's cheaper,
but they're not telling people.
So a lot of people have reported ordering like a chicken cream.
You're going from a gas station, you're on from a cafe.
And then they're like, wait, that's not cranberry sauce.
That's just like Pam's strawberry jam that they've put on it.
Kind of taste the same, but to save a bit of money.
First of all, I love a strawberry jam.
I eat strawberry jam every single weekend.
Why just the weekends, sir?
Just because it's a weekend food to me.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Strawberry jam is a weekend sandwich on the go.
I get that.
Out the door run.
It's like growing up thing when you're like metabolism slows down a little bit.
I treat myself sometimes.
Some strawberry jam
Two of a bit of strawberry jam
A second thing is
When was the last time you guys had a pinini?
Oh, years
I love paninis though
I love a pinini
It really fell off eh
How are we not eating pininis more often?
Every cafe you go do it have paninis
Yes
Yeah they don't anymore eh
No
No
We said it was like family dinners
Once a week we'd have panini
Me too
We'd make our own paninis
And we'd put tin spaghetti
And cheese and our paninis
It's the most Kiwi thing I've ever heard
In my life
Panini
Yeah no delicious
It's just like a toasty, but it's a pinnini.
You got like chicken, spinach, cranberry sauce, brie.
Oh, are you sure it was cranberry sauce?
Strawberry jam.
Strawberry jam, probably.
Can I also say, is there much of a difference between strawberry jam and cranberry sauce?
Well, I thought so, but now that I'm saying it out loud, maybe not.
Maybe we have to do a blind taste test and see if we can tell the difference, because that would be quite interesting.
I'm happy to put my name in the mix for a blind taste.
Okay, cool.
Shores since you bought a segment forward, I presume you now have those two things to taste test test.
I don't have them on me.
I can bring them.
As I said, financially, I am doing very well.
Yeah.
Scandal coming up next on the issue.
I'll also try some pistachio cream.
Pistachio cream, put that down.
And 20 bucks I want to try.
Tos. Tasty. I want it tasted.
$1,000.
Yeah, $20,000 cash.
Yeah, sounds good.
A thousand, you want those in 20s?
Yeah, 50s would be nice.
I've never seen a 50, so it'd be cool to see one for the first time.
Five.
I chose, Steph, a 50.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Hey, I hope you enjoyed the podcast.
This is a little bit extra.
This stuff, not on the radio.
This is just a little outro that'll, uh, see you later.
You know, you don't just want to finish your dinner party and just shush someone out of the house.
You kind of got to...
Yeah.
This is us walking you to your car.
Yes.
And as we're walking you to your car, first of all, nice wheels.
Second of all...
Is it a lease?
Because that's a lovely vehicle.
I don't think leases are that popular in New Zealand.
Very big in the States.
Yeah, but they still exist, don't they?
Yeah, but...
Did you steal that one?
I've got a...
Not a poll.
What are they called?
I've got something for you.
Okay.
And it's an audio piece.
Cool.
So I'm just going to...
Be more specificly.
I'm going to press play.
Because I want to be vague
because I don't want to give anything away.
Do it.
I'm going to...
I'm not giving it away.
A big vague.
Okay.
So listen, and then as soon as it's over,
I want you both without thinking
to tell me the answer.
Okay.
So as soon as you've heard it,
what comes to mind?
Go.
Now if your brain didn't realize that...
Oh, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,
wrong audio.
Did the answer.
Yeah.
Okay.
the other clip. Go. I've got another clip. Yep.
Let me say.
Do, do, do, do, do.
There's all, here we go. Not really.
So, a father and son are in a car accident, and the father dies at the scene, it's fatal.
And the son is taken to the local hospital for life-saving surgery.
And as he's wheeled into the surgery, into the theatre, the surgeon steps back and says,
I can't operate on this boy. He's my son. How is that possible?
That's...
He's the mother of the son.
The surgeon's the woman.
A woman.
Okay, I'm very impressed that you guys aren't sexist.
Yay!
What did other people say?
You'll be shocked to know that a lot of people can't figure it out.
A lot of people are like, but hold on, the dad died.
So hold on, how does that make sense?
How does that work?
How is the surgeon his son when I just heard the dad died?
It's like, you dummies, the surgeon's a woman.
You'll be shocked to know how long it takes for some people.
And here's the lady giving the reason.
Now if your brain didn't realize that it was the mother and was trying to think, was it a gay couple?
Was it somehow like an adopted father?
That's unconscious bias at work.
That is your unconscious bias telling you that doctors can only be men.
And those of you that did realize it was the mother, well done.
Typically children identify that it's the mother a lot easier than adults do.
But it's a great.
It's called the surgeon's dilemma and it's a riddle to demonstrate unconsciously.
bias. I use it in
recruitment training, but you can
use it in loads of different ways. But ask people in
your family and see what they say and ask
children and see if they get the right answer
quicker than adults do.
I've got one. There's a house. I'm very proud of you guys.
A house with a father and a son, the house collapses.
The house collapses
and they both die.
A father and a son. The father and a son
die. Okay.
And then a builder rebuilds
the house because it's their
family home. Yeah, the builder's a woman.
Who's the builder?
Or one of it.
Uncle?
No, they were gay.
Oh, okay.
Gay, uncle?
Yeah, because people think builders can't be gay, but they can.
Okay.
So ask that one to your friends and family and see if they are homophobic.
But isn't that crazy of just like, that's a great example of unconscious bias.
When you just don't even think about it, you're like, oh yeah.
When it doesn't automatically come to your brain in the first, like, split second,
then that is unconscious bias.
It's just fascinated me, but I'm very happy that you guys.
Yeah, I'm shocked at that.
I'm shocked that people would think otherwise.
Yeah, it's sad, eh?
That is sad.
I thought we didn't get it right because I thought it was too obvious.
Yeah, way too obvious.
The husband's dead, says it's wife.
If you guys could just be more sexist next time, then it would really help the bit.
Yeah, you should.
I did think for a while they must be gay because only men can be surgeons.
And then I also heard Harrison and said, oh, my mother.
But yeah.
But anyways, hey, great note to leave that on.
I'm glad we were.
I record that and would Sam producer Sam like two weeks ago.
I can't wait to play for the boys.
Worth it.
Worth it.
I liked it.
Hey, what's everyone doing this weekend?
My parents and my aunt and uncle are in town.
Yay!
All staying at my tiny home.
Your parents and auntie and uncle?
Four of them.
It's six of us in the house.
It's just a two-person house.
Wow.
What are they up for?
To hang out.
Why don't they just like, no offense?
But if it's really, really small, like they could stay in a motel or like an e-be.
Well, they usually do.
Oh, okay.
But they thought it would be far.
It'll be fun if we'll stay there.
It will be fun.
You'll get some great stories for Monday.
Me and my girlfriend aren't stoked.
Yeah, I imagine your girlfriend wouldn't be stuck.
I wouldn't be very happy if my partner's...
It's all different as your family, but it's your partner's family all in your space.
She's okay with that.
It's more just like...
Shows, toilets and that kind of thing.
Dad's just like, well, because he's sleeping in the living room
and then my auntie-nong sleeping in our little office upstairs.
Yeah.
And my mum and dad, like, oh, it's all right,
we'll just plop the bed up on the side during the day.
I was like, there's no sight.
Like I can't emphasize enough how small my home
It's so small
You have to get out
You're gonna stick around
It's like an apartment
But not stacked on another
On a big building
Yeah yeah yeah
And I'm like you can't stay
And so they're all gonna stay
And it's gonna be a fucking shit show
Yeah
And we're never gonna go home
And we're all gonna share the same bathroom
And all that's like fuck me
Go after a coffee in the morning
And you're just gonna try
And see how long you can avoid
Going back to the house
Because when you will go back there
It's gonna be cramped
And then like
I'm gonna come home and drunk
Wanted to vomit feeling shit
But like they're all gonna hear me
through the walls.
They're going to be in the bathroom.
It's all going to be like, oh, for fuck sakes.
What?
Just don't go out.
And we just don't get to the point we have to bombard, you know?
That's hard.
Wait, so you're going to come home.
You're going to go and get rad-assed,
even though your parents are sleeping on your lounge floor,
and you're going to have to come home drunk,
creep past them.
Your uncle and I'll definitely wake them up
and go and do your finger off.
Tomorrow and I get in the piss with them.
Tonight I'll be getting rad-ass without them
and they will all be home.
Because they'll arrive at like fucking seven or eight.
I'll come home at like 10 or 11 tonight.
Oh, fuck, I just can't be bothered, eh?
I'm grateful, though.
I know what you mean.
It's like socialising when your battery's so low is really, really hard.
And we've had a really busy couple of weeks that I'm sure you were probably really excited to do nothing and recharge.
Fizzling.
Yeah, so I get it.
Well, I'm going to do it this weekend.
We're actually renewing our place.
So Sarah, your partner said that me and Gina could stay in your bathroom.
Oh, yeah.
You said that was all good.
You said this heat of space.
Yeah, he's a space, man.
What are you doing for the reno?
No, I'm just joking.
I know, but what would you be doing?
What I'd be doing?
It was real.
You know what I did actually kick up a fuss recently?
Because I rent an apartment.
It was the first time I've done this in a year and a half.
I've lived there.
I asked the landlord to put something in
because we didn't have any blinds on our main windows.
What?
So I asked for some blinds.
You had no blinds?
Our bedroom is a separate room.
And we've got curtains in our bedroom.
So our bedroom goes dark.
But our main blinds.
Nah.
So our living area and our kitchen,
there was no way of shutting out light.
Really?
You got a great place.
but I couldn't live like that.
I couldn't live in a bedroom that had no windows.
Yeah, a bedroom doesn't have windows.
Your bedroom is no windows?
No, it's internal.
Oh, yeah, I had an apartment like that in Hamilton when I worked there really, really briefly years ago.
And it's strange.
I don't like it either.
I need natural light in my bedroom.
Well, we've organised it differently because the main bedroom is actually the other one.
There's a master bedroom apartment.
And the master bedroom faces out and has a beautiful window and everything and has an onsuit.
Yeah.
But because Jeannie and I work kind of different hours,
we and I nap a bit because I DJ a lot
stuff at night time. We prefer the darkness
of the interior one and that way we spend less time
in the bedroom and then we turn the main bedroom
with the light into like our office slash
second lounge and our theory
is like unless it's night and we're sleeping
we're not in the bedroom like we're up and around. I love
sure what I love that you can't do is lying on
the bed in the sun and like reading or relaxing
I love lying on the bed in the sun
it's the best. Did however for that reason
by a couch with a
like a sous fron or whatever they called
a Shace Long. Yeah
Oh, she's long.
Like a big couch with a...
She's long.
It's basically a bed.
It's basically a bed.
Yeah, nice.
I was going to say, oh yeah, you definitely need curtains on your windows though
because back in the day, me and my friends used to go around with binoculars,
true story, and try and like peep at people through their apartments.
And mainly it was hotel room at night.
So it's really lit up and you can see really clearly into rooms.
Why would you do that?
They try and spy.
people. I've definitely been naked
in my apartment. Yes.
And I've seen it. Oh, God.
Okay. Yuck. What are you doing this weekend?
Tonight I've got dinner
with de gals and then tomorrow
I've got a birthday party, not
like a little child's birthday party.
So I'm really excited.
I was like his first party this going to that.
Yeah, yeah. Like he's been to one
but this is like a mum
from Kendi so like never met
anybody there so it would be quite fun.
Exciting. And then yeah, passport
photos. Blah, blah, blah.
Admin.
Nice.
I don't actually say what I said.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm just DJing tonight and that's it.
And then just chilling out.
I know you doing tomorrow morning.
Tell you that morning.
Yeah, well you've heard the podcast.
Actually, I won't be.
Won't be.
It won't be in the podcast.
No, I won't be doing that.
Oh, you won't be doing that.
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