The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #138: What's moving in the shoe box that Harrison brought in….. 🦆

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

Cheers to Tuesday  EZ Money  Steph uber eats riddle  Motivational blitzz Harrison has adopted an animal…. What the hell is it  Edge RnV Flat wars elimination 1 Harrison's Sabrina's breakdown  How many times can we sneak in the word chief into a conversation  Top 3  Lily binged watched all 3 seasons of the summer I turned pretty Peoples court guilty or not guilty? Sean's Breaking up with his barber  Finder keepers hotline  5 star fact  Top 20 Peaceful Countries  Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Hey, welcome to the podcast. Thanks for clicking on this. A big show today. My favourite part of it was the Finders Keepers Hotline where people called up with things that they'd found on the street and we let them know whether it was appropriate to just take them. We had to sneak in words to our lovely friends in Hamilton to try and give away some homegrown tickets.

And a quick also reminder that at the end of the podcast, we do a bonus little chitty chat chat content. And everyone has to listen to that today. You don't need to stick around. No, you absolutely do. You do. And my favourite part was bringing in my brand new pet Charlie onto the show, which was very cute.

I'm very proud of adopted him over the weekend. And you guys were very supportive of him. I hate Charlie. I'm not a fan. That's not nice. I'm going to squash him. Okay, so chances are you're on your way to pick up or waiting for the clock to finally tick down to knock off time.

So while you're doing that, we're going. Oh, a fence, but. Oh, a fence taken. There. Splash back all up my shirt. And yeah, pretty much you've wear. Don't have Nitz. This is your all new.

Edge Arvos with Sean, Steph and Harrison. And it starts now. Good afternoon. Otero. Welcome to the Edge Arvo, Sean Steppen Harrison. Oh, Hamilton. Well done. Well done.

They've got Jim Beam Homegrown. How cool. Worth the trip now. Oh, it's going to be glorious. And hey, this afternoon, we have some of the first tickets you can win to go to Jim Beam Homegrown. now the beautiful Claudeleins in Hamilton, Clairland's Oval. And I've always said,

can't beat Hamilton on a good day. Yeah, they do say that about Hamilton. That's what I've always said. I think they say that about Summer House. Where am I thinking? Is it Temaru or? No, it's not coming to my head. It's not coming to me.

But we do have tickets to Jim Beam homegrown to give away later on the show. Also, one member of the team watched the entirety of the summer I turn pretty in a 24-hour sitting, 48-hour sitting. Hectic. Every three seasons. Yeah, great show, but just a bit unhealthy, I'd say.

24 hours worth of television. It's a lot. And guys, I have a big surprise for you. I adopted a pet in the weekend, and he is due to come in here in 15 minutes. Harrison hasn't told us what kind of pet he's adopted. I reckon he's not saying animal, so I reckon it's like a pet rock or something.

It's an animal. Oh, is it? Because I predict, I genuinely think he's got a dog or a bunny rabbit. Am I the head? It'll be a tabrogotchi. It'll be something like that. I don't know. All I say is it fits in a little.

a shoe box. Dog or a bunny rabbit are my two productions. I can't wait. So when's that like 20 minutes? 20 minutes? Oh man, this is a crazy impulse purchase to buy a living thing. We'll go there later on.

I don't think it's living. It's living. It's probably like a hedgehog that's been run over and scooped up into a box. Oh, never. It's a living animal with two legs and two arms. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. The Edge. Easy Money. is the game. We'll give you a letter between E and Z. No A's, B, Cs or Ds. We'll give you 30 seconds. 10 questions. Answer each one with a word of said letter and win yourself a thousand bucks. And just for playing, we'll give you $100, all thanks to B&Z who believe there's an artist starting something new and like any art form.

You need the right tools to make it work. All right, let's go to the phones. 0800 the edge. Now, we were just talking about how Jimbeam Homegrown's now moved to Hamilton. And Jamie, you're in the Tron right now. What's the word on the street? Is everyone buzzing about it? I haven't actually heard anything else from you guys talk about it.

Okay, cool. Good, good, good. Well, spread the word, please, Jamie. Spread the good word. It also says here, Jamie, you love to read. I've actually got into reading myself recently. Steph has also. I'm going to run to books past you, see if you've read them or not.

The House Maid. Yes. Verity. Yes. That's as far as I've got in reading this year. Oh, I've got one more. The Hungry, Hungry, Hungry Caterpillar. Like the kids book?

Yeah. Well, if you want to call it that. Well, yeah, it's actually quite. Yeah, yeah, I haven't read it for you. It's a great read. There's a lot of layers in there if you delve into it. It's pretty deep. A lot of pages.

A lot of pages. All right, Jamie, let's try and hook you up with $1,000 with easy money. Like Sean just said, you'll have 30 seconds. Your letter will be G. I will ask you 10 categories to name me 10 answers with the letter G. G for garlic bread. G for garden. G for Gorilla.

Right, Jamie, you can skip by saying pass and hopefully we'll have time to get back to the category that you're having a little moment with and by moment I mean a tough moment, hard moment, so you need to pass it. And your time will begin when I finish saying the first category, no repeated answers. Are you ready, Jamie?

Yeah. Okay, here we go, Jamie from Hamilton. With the letter G for $1,000, please name for us a TV show. A food Gallup bread An animal A job A gardener

Something in nature Grass Something round A globe Something that keeps you warm A game unfortunately Jamie Yeah sorry Jamie You got you got five there

You sat up with a very slow start with the first one Which was a TV show You could have said Glee Gaze Anatomy gossip girl But then you wins through the next five So I'm sorry. Maybe if that first one was last,

maybe it'll be a better result. Yeah, if it wasn't the false start, I reckon you rip through them, Jamie. You were going really well there for a second, but a hundred bucks coming your way. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. So I caught up with some friends for dinner on Friday at my friend's house

because we've all got young babies and her one's a little list, so it's always just easier to go to that person's house and order Uber rates. And that's what we did, the four of us. and upon ordering, I had a great idea. I was like, let's put a funny request in the note section of our order. You always do this. You always do this. If they're so busy on a Friday night at these restaurants,

they do not have time to put up with your silly little request. It's fine. It's fine. Last time you said, like, do a drawing, eh? And they did it. Yeah. They gave us three, actually, all over the packaging of the Uber Eats when it turns up. There was pictures everywhere.

I was like, brilliant. Let's see if instead of a picture, a drawing this time, because it was the same restaurant. Let's do, can you please write us a riddle? And about half an hour later, knock, knock, knock, our dinner arrives, and guess what's written on the packaging? The riddle. On the paper bag? Yeah.

Someone took hand wrote. Sorry, on a post-it note. Hand wrote a riddle. Hand-wrote a riddle. So presumably busy service, full restaurant there to Google it, write it down, put it on there. Jeez. Isn't that incredible service? It is great service.

Do you guys want to know the riddle? Please. What kind of room has no doors? or windows? A broom? No. What kind of room has no doors or windows? I don't know there's no doors or windows.

So this was us, this was us on Friday night. A panic room. No. So it was great, we were having a lovely little fur. And, um, fur, we were having like a, like a Vietnamese soup. And, uh, fur. And, um, this was exactly our conversation. We were like, I wonder what it could be.

It was like, it was really fun. So for a few minutes, see, I got, we got it pretty quick though, because, we're pretty smart. And so once we got the answer, I'll let you guys keep thinking about it. Yeah, I'm sort of thinking about this. But once we got the answer, we gave the restaurant a call.

And we were like, hey, thank you so much for doing the riddle for us. Is this the answer? And she was a bit confused at first. And then she was like, oh, do you guys? Yeah, that's the answer. She was confused. Sorry, I got so many riddles.

What one were you? The room one? Yeah, okay. Yeah, the room one. She was confused, then a little bit angry. No. No, I promised she wasn't angry at all. And I wanted to prove that.

So before the show, I called the restaurant again. And I'll look because I knew this was be your take on it. You'd be like see if you're wasting their time, like let them do their job, blah, blah, blah, blah. But actually, they had fun. On Friday? On Friday, you wrote us the riddle on the, on the packaging? Oh, yes. Do you remember? Yeah, yeah, okay. I just want to say, I just want to say thank you so much because it really made our night and I was telling my friends today about it. And they thought it was a bit of a funny thing that I did. We thought it was a gross waste of your time. We thought you were probably quite busy at the restaurant. Did it hold up anyone else's orders that Steph did make this

outlandish request? I just want to say thank you very much for the riddle. Yeah, no worries. I'm happy too. That's so much fun. I've been it today, I've been it Thursday with fun as well. Yeah, we had fun too, exactly. Oh, that's good. Oh, thank you so much. Bye. Yeah, see you soon. Yeah, see you soon. See you soon. So she wants me to be a customer. She wants to keep providing the riddle goodness. You're going to shout them out? Oh, yeah. Hell yeah.

I think they're in Birkenhead in Auckland. Oh, God, what are they called? What I've taken from this is she's great at customer service. She's lied through her teeth to you to try and get you back and she just wants to keep you as a customer. No, they were amazing. She was so over here. You could hear it. Miss Saigon, I think.

Something like that. Anyway, do you guys want to know the answer? Oh, yeah. It's bugging me, though. What kind of room has no doors or windows? A shoebox. No. I don't know.

Mushroom. Food related, because they're a restaurant. It's very clever. A mushroom. Oh, I hate that I love it. That's very clever. Well, you wouldn't say a mushroom's a type of room, would you? Exactly.

Stupid. Stupid. A waste of everyone's time. So good. Well, there you go. Something you can do next time you get Uber. It's maybe. Highly recommend that.

I think we should give it a go this afternoon. Oh, yeah. Let's do it. Who's buying? Harrison, you're always going on about how we need to get fries for the table. Yeah. Should we get fries and get them right riddle for us? Oh, okay.

Fries for the table for us as a show. Let's do it. We'll get some show budget. Someone asks the boss. Yeah. And, hey, into the little, little, you want to ask the boss if we can have 10 bucks or 20 bucks probably to get Uber Eats fries and then ask them for a riddle? Yeah. Sure.

Hopefully he gives it to me. Strictly for radio content. I'm really hungry though. So can me have like tuck in a burger or two? Okay, burger, a couple burgers. Burgers for the table. Thank you. Okay.

Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. the edge. What we're doing right now is very important, and it is the 2025 lock-in has begun. We are in September now, and there's a third of the year to go. And the lock-in, a bit of a trend on TikTok at the moment, where if you haven't really seized the day and gone for your goals in 2025, you know, the stuff that you talked about in January doing and lifestyle changes and all the rest of it, if that's kind of gone out the window a little bit, because life and there's not enough hours

in the day, and it's blim and hard at the moment, with money and things. So now is the time to be motivated to remember those goals, lock into your goals, and get it going, guys. Let's go. Like last night I was walking a few steps.

Mind you, it was only for 15, 20 minutes, but a few steps on the old treadmill in the garage. That's locking in those steps. That's locking in. We love that. We love that. Well done. So, right now, call 0800 the edge because it's time to give out some motivation

and a lock-in 2025 motivation. Blah! The edge, you get motivation. If you're driving, look under your seat, there's some motivation. Here we go. Let's go to the phones from Timaru Kirstie's here. Welcome, Kirstie, to the motivation. Blue!

Hello, I haven't called you before. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Kirstie, what are you locking in? What's your goal? Okay, so I've been pretty much crippled for ages with a completely stuffed hip and waiting for a new one. And on the 19th of June, I've got a new hip. And it was a game changer.

I couldn't believe it. I was like 22 years of pain gone. And for years, even before it was seriously bad, I wanted to always walk a half marathon. And I promised myself I'd do one. And it's just got worse and worse, and I put it off and couldn't do it. And now I'm 100% pain free.

I'm so determined if I can afford to go to the gym to get on a treadmill because it's a little bit easier on the joints. And just train, like I did. The best thing I've done closest I got to it was a 7K. So I've only got to do that more by two-thirds more And I can do a half marathon Cursey, that's amazing though

Yeah, Kirsty, what are you going to do? You're going to go stuff the old hip, get the new island there, bugger in his walk And what are you going to go quarter? You're going to go third now, you're going to do that or what? Well, I could do a hybrid where you're allowed to walk and jog But I think I'm getting a bit old for that And given that it was arthritis that killed my hip I think I'm probably best to just do some power walking

But I did accidentally break into a run the other day when I was running a bit late for something with my daughter at parent teacher interviews. It was a little jog, but it was hilarious because who should be around the corner but my doctor, my nurse practitioner. And she says, oh, you're not supposed to be running yet.

And I just laughed. My head off and says, running? I'm not running. I'm power walking. Oh, my God. Yeah, Kirsty. No, Kirsty. Call back any dime.

Yeah, love your energy, Kirsty. Locked in. Ruben's locked in from Christsearch to Ruben. Welcome to the motivation. Liz! Hello, hello. Ruben, you are locked in, not buying from the vendor anymore. Harrison, give him some motivation.

Oh, what are you going to do, Ruben? You're going to walk out of the vending machine and go to so many options here. I'm going to go, a bugger, I'm not going to buy that because I'm not. I don't want to put on your way or feel healthy or what? No, yeah, definitely never buying some vending machine again. Yeah! Although moderation is healthy as well. All right, Caitlin, let's go to you and 0800 the edge.

Caitlin, what are you locking in for? The motivational bluish! What are you locking in, Caitlin? I'm locking in just for life in general and for school exams. School exams, life in general. Oh, life in general, yeah, stuff, life. Nah, get into life, get into it. Stuff, school, get into school.

It's for cool people, not losers. So you're going to go to school and you're going to lock and you're studying. You can do the best thing. You can do it. Get the prize. You can do all the prize. You can do the best thing. You can do the best thing.

You're going to be the headharto. Yeah. Yeah. Navajo's head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Interested into what Harrison's brought into work today. Yeah, guys, I adopted an animal. And that's all we know.

Today in the meeting, Harrison's like, okay, I need to talk about our new pet that me and my girlfriend, Sarah, adopted yesterday. We're like, what? And it's literally the extent of all that we know. You've been very secretive about this. Yeah. And you've bought in a shoebox. Well, yeah, it's out in the producer. It's a shoebox, and I put some holes in it from debris.

And my friend has been looking after it today because Sarah's at work. I'm here. The thing about Harrison, though, is he builds things up. It's going to be a praying mantis or it's going to be a snail. It's very cute. Me and Siri went and picked it out on the weekend. Really? Did you get it from a breeder?

Yeah, it was like a litter. What? Okay, so this is all true. That he's been talking about. His friend has legitimately gone and dropped off a shoebox. Do you want to go and grab it? You've asked me to play some cute lullaby music because we've got to be quiet. Yeah, he just turned the lights on a little bit.

Is it too bright in here for it? What is it? Okay, he's leaving the room. He's getting a shoebox. He's actually been asking everyone in the office to be quite. quiet. He's carrying it very gently through here. This guy is the busiest dude I know, Steph. If him and his partner have adopted like a cat

or a dog... It would be irresponsible of them. Well, we're away. Quiet, it's okay. He's got a shoebox with holes in the dog. So, guys, just before we reveal Charlie as his name, so please call him by Charlie. He's going to be a poplar under a rock. It's not a living animal. But I don't know. I feel like I'm happy in my life.

I've got a lovely girlfriend. I'm in a lovely place that we share together. I feel the next move has to be animal. So that's why we've done this It's quite a big part of our relationship now And all I'll say is sleepless night Last night We got domestic very quick last night Sarah and I

Shiffs A lot of crying What? So much crying What is in that box Crying? You ready to see? Yeah please

We get filming this all You can see it on Air Java's Instagram He has in a little bit of poos What is it? So Tiddol? Tuddle? Taddle?

Yeah, because it's still shut Okay please He said it's got two legs and two arms. Welcome to the world. Charlie. Oh, you are. Oh, for goodness. How cute.

Lucky's done a little poo though. I knew. That was one of my guesses. How cute. So stupid. Oh, my gosh. Seriously, me and Sarah. You may be turn the lights down for them.

Shh, don't yell. It's a Tamagotchi, everyone. It's not even a real animal. Harrison, do you know how excited we were that you were about to bring it a real life chick or a little duckling or something? You were like, oh my God. annoying these are? I've always won a one, so I've brought one on the weekend. They don't stop beeping the whole night.

We literally take shifts to be like, oh, go see Charlie, go see Charlie, he's downstairs, and we're go play games with Charlie. And feed him and clean up his poos. You're a grown-ass adult. You're 25 years old. You were just testing what it would be like to raise something together. So we've got a Tamigotchi, I'll tell you what, we're not very good at raising something together. Oh, God. If you're not sure what a Tamagotchi is, how are you?

It's like a virtual, old school, big in the early 90s, like little virtual animal thing. What even animal is it? Well, he's an alien rabbit. I'm sorry for doubting you, Steph. I thought it was going to be something real. Do you guys want it? No. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. One flat's going to be closer to go into R&V right now. The Edge R&V, Flat Wars. We've got five flats around Alti-Ola, all buying for their opportunity to go to Rhythm and Vines with the Flat Wars. We're sending one flat there to see Kid Cardi, Wilkinson, good neighbours, LAB and the rest.

We'll be giving them challenges every day. to do with one flat being eliminated until we've got a winner. The challenge we gave yesterday was to kind of pimp your flat out like a festival, make it edge meets R&V. Yeah, so a lot of the flats partook, keen to win those free R&V tickets for the whole flat.

One flat did not. So, well done to meet on May, Horn Palace, an unnamed flat in Christchurch. What did we decide their name was? Oh, what did we name it? It was... It was... It was Chicha.

Accom. Accom? No, that was Sean's bad idea. It was Chick-Church. It was Chick-Church. Chick-Church. And well done, Chir-to. Chicken Coop.

You guys have all made it successfully through into the next round. Well done. Basically because you did it. You made incredible content. Great videos. Great photos. Fantastic videos. Amazing.

We're going to repost them to Edge Arvo's on the story so everyone else can go and see what amazing work everyone did. redesigning your lounges into like the Monsch pit at R&V. You did a sensational job. One flat did not complete the assignment. And that flat refuses to answer their phone right now.

Hold on let's throw one more than one. They also had food poisoning and then they're refusing to contact us. Harrison, you said this is a tactic you used to use? Oh, I love food poisoning and my car broke down. That's your classic tactics there. No one's got food poisoning. But they're out, aren't they? They're harbour horn dogs.

Yeah, but at least... Oh. Hello? Hello? Hi. Hi. Hey, you're on the radio. Hey, Harbour Horn Dogs.

It's Ben, isn't it? Oh, yeah. Ben, how's the food poisoning, mate? Oh, it's not too bad. Not too bad. It's rocked all of us. Is it real? Is it real?

Because we don't think it's real. No, it is horrible. What'd you eat? Someone made a chicken Thai curry and off. It's not good. Oh, I'm sorry, mate. But if you, unfortunately, you missed out on RV tickets, Lance. Oh, sorry, no.

It's. No, you're right. Oh, get better. Oh, now I feel bad. They're all throwing up. I feel bad for not believing them. But yeah, well, sorry, Ben, Steezy, another Ben and Sam and Mack at Harbourhorn Dogs Flat in Duned. And you guys are officially out of the contest.

Learn to cook. Which means one of the flats videos actually for this challenge we actually can't repost because Minnie from Hamilton, meet on May. There's a bit of, there's a bit of naughty stuff going on on your guys' video. It was... Oh, no. It was like, it was probably,

it was one of the best videos. It was very creative. You spelt out the letters to edge with something that we probably can't say on radio. Is it flower? You guys were baking. It looked like flour. But it was very creative, but yeah.

Yes, it was flower. It was flower. Okay, still for legal reasons, we will not be reposting on our channel, but congratulations, Minna, you are through to the next round. And it's time to get challenge number two. Flats, listen up.

Your second challenge is to get a celebrity. shoutout in video form. Post it on your socials. Tag us. The most impressive three will go through to the next round. They must mention R&B and the Edge. Celebrity shoutouts, any way possible, guys.

You can't, but you can't reach out to celebrity DJ Sean Hill. I will not be doing it. No. Oh, go on, why not? But mainly because you'll lose if you choose me. I think there are bigger names out there to be... Who are you even getting in contact with? I slide into as many DMs as possible.

Aggie from Horn. Palace in Dunedin. Any ideas on who you guys will reach out to? Got a couple real big celebrities come through here, but I can't say their names yet. Nice. They're out of confidence. Keeping the cards close to the chest. I like that. Flat wars. Another flat will be eliminated. Same time, same place tomorrow. Up next on the show, Harrison, you're going to break down the brand new Sabrina Carpenter album? Oh yes, I've been listening to this album on Loop, Man's Best Friend. And I've predicted what the next four

big song's going to be. Also, Steph put in an Uber Eats order for them to give her a riddle on Friday night and they did it. So we did it about an hour ago and it's just showed up. So we'll see if we got a riddle with our fries next. Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. If you missed it about an hour ago, Steph was talking about her and her friends put her niche requests in an Uber Eats order. Yeah, we asked then to write a riddle for us on the packaging and they did.

And it was very exciting at the time and so today we've tested it. Maybe they're just the only cool restaurant out there. Maybe all the other restaurants aren't as cool as this one that we ordered from. So we've tested that and we've ordered some chips. Yeah, you know, Harrison loves a bit of fries for the table. I love fries for the table. I ordered Uber Eats from a local burger joint, not like a chain one, just a local one. And I asked in the notes, I said, pretty please, write us a riddle and attach it to the bag.

So I'm looking at the bag. This is Sean. There's nothing on there. This is going to be heartbreaking. Looking in there, there is a large chips, which dare I say, not very large. Is there any poster? Come on, there has to be a riddle. Oh, there is.

There is. There's a napkin. We take back the large thing. We love the size of the fries. We love the size of the fries. A napkin that's written with a highlighter or like a paint. It's a white napkin with like red ink. It looks like bludged stuff.

Take a photo. Put it on Insta. Eat Jarvos. What three numbers give the same result when multiplied? What three numbers get the same result when multiplied? Read it again? what three numbers give the same result when multiplied. I've got it some meth through it all, I don't know. I'm terrible a mess.

Trivial a mess. We'll forget that out later in the show. But first, Harrison has listened to the brand new Sabrina Carpenter record, which came out on Friday. How many times do you reckon you've listened through it? I reckon 10. Truly. That's a lot.

So, yeah, her new album came out Friday, guys. Manchilded, and then a lot of anticipation to this album coming out. And so I went down to my local J.B. High-Fi, bought the CD. but just chucking it through in the car. I love it. You bought the physical CD? I buy CDs. Oh, someone's got her.

And I buy records, but... We collect CDs in our house too. That's cool. Yeah. Oh, God, I haven't had a CD in a decade. And they sound so good in the car. It sounds different. It does sound different than the MP3 or the Spotify or whatever.

Yeah. But last... So this time last year, literally a year ago, she released Short and Sweet. Huge album. And it was kind of this fun, upbeat. What did you describe it as, Steph? Like ditsy. Yeah.

Like, he-he-he-he-he. I'm being. cheeky. In commas, blonde. Yeah. In a nice way. Yeah. It was very fun.

A bit cheeky, bit sexy. And then she had huge hits. Like Taze, Bed Kim, Juno, and you guys are music people, but you release like a single, right? And then the album comes out and from that album, they just kind of slowly drip feed the next big songs. It'll be huge until the next album comes. So, I've listened to Manchild, guys. Manchild's obviously the single. But I have four songs from the album, which I predict truly.

in order are going to come out and be the next big thing. Okay, cool. Good, well, let's pull back to this when it happens and see if you get it right. Seriously. I also love this part of, if you're new to the show, like getting to know you, Harrison, because you're, you know, the dancer, you're hilarious, you're all these things, but also you're a big pop music fan. Your favourite artist is like Ariana Grande.

Yeah, top last year. And Tamer Grey. So this is, I love this about you. I love the pop girls, man. And I know, do you want a fan on the weekend? My girlfriend told me, pop stands for popular music. I didn't know that. Yeah.

And it's so right. Welcome. It's such good music. Wow, he giveth and he taketh away. Okay, so a song that we've started playing on The Edge, which is huge, is tears. Such a tune. Kind of disco-west, this whole album's a bit disco-esque, 80s, and very sexual. Yeah.

Very sexual album. She's not talking about a water slide, is she? Oh, though she's not. So that's September's song. Guys, October's song, we have this song. If you have time. Madonna. It's giving 80s 90s McDonald

Do you guys get the floor references? I'm trying to figure out what all her sexual innuendos are. So first floor, second floor, third floor. Oh, you just put your hands on your chest and the third floor you put it below your belt. You're just kind of doing head, shoulders, knees and toes in the studio for us. Exactly. I see.

And then the song for November is going to be go-go juice. Huge. Huge song. And now my favourite song has got a bit of controversy at the moment. This will come out in December. It's called Nobody's Son. Imagine summer. Imagine in the car.

But everyone is saying she's ripped it off and going to get sued because it sounds like this song. Thomas and Friends. Is it Thomas? I'm going to say. Do you notice the similarity? Yeah. Go into me.

Yeah, Jack Antonoff is out of ideas. Literally. He's referred to Thomas. That's quite cool though. Yeah. But guys, go to the album. Man's best friend. It's packed with goodies.

Your Arvos Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Jimbeam Homegrown is back for 2026. It is going down in Hamilton for the first time ever. Oh, yeah. Go the Tron City, the future. Live there for a brief period of time.

Lovely gardens. They do have great gardens. The line-up just dropped today. Pretty big announcement. They've probably picked the biggest Kiwi artists that they could possibly get 660. Also playing next year in Hamilton's Super Groove. Throwback.

Can get it up. Can't get it up. Lady 6. I know. Cotery, Lee Matthews, Kings, man, it goes deep, deep line up. I love homegrown. It's probably my favourite one personally.

Yeah. I love the songs, love the vibes. Yeah, I love the vibes of Jimbeamongrown as well. I kind of look around and be like, I can't believe these are all Kiwis. Yeah, so talented. And right now we've got your chance to win a double pass, of course. Of 800, the edge, if you'd like to win one, if you can make your way to Hamilton for it,

the way this is going to work is you're either going to pick Steph or Harrison as your champion, I guess. Oh, that's cool. Oh, we're going to play on behalf of a listener. Yeah, and a game that I like to call the homegrown word snake. Oh, God, okay. So I'm going to give you both a word. Up next, you're both going to have a crack calling a Hamilton business

because it's in Hamilton for the first time, and you're going to have 30 seconds each to try and sneak the word into conversation. Okay, just casually. Okay. What's the word going to be? Holly, oh no, I. 100 of the Edge. Will you be able to make your way to Hamilton for homegrown? Yes.

All right, perfect. You can be the call number one. Who would you like to be your champion? Steph or Harrison? Steph, please. All right. Cheers, Holly. Gilpower. Oh, Gilpower. And that does mean that Caitlin, who's in Pukkoy, you're going to be able to make your way down to Hamilton, not too far from you.

Yeah, no, sweet as. Who do you pick? Seth for Harrison. Unfortunately, Steph's taken. So you've got Harrison, Caitlin. A bit of a test there for friendship and trust with each other, but that's okay. Sorry, Caitlin. Stuck with me, sorry.

So thank you though. So Holly and Stair versus Caitlin and Harrison. What's our word going to be for the word sneak? It's in Hamilton for the first time. So you will both have to sneak the word chief. Oh, all good. Chief, chief into conversation. The Waikato Chiefs.

It's in the bad. So easy. Few rules, though. You can't say the word back to back. So you can't go Chief, Chief, Chief, Chief. you have to use it in an accurate sentence every single time. So you can say, hey, Chief, you say, up the Chiefs, it has to be in a sentence that features the word.

Can't just spam it, 30 seconds each. Whoever gets Chief into conversation the most with the Hamilton Business next. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. We've got Caitlin and Holly joining us on the show right now. Caitlin, your champion for the homegrown word sneak is Harrison. Holly, yours is Steph. Okay, the word again.

What was the word? Where we're sneaking? The word is chief. So since it's in Hamilton for the first time, I've picked Chief. That is the sports theme, the Chiefs. You will both have an opportunity right now to pick a Hamilton business.

You'll have 30 seconds each to sneak the word chief as many times as possible. It feels undermining to try and sneak a word in... They're saying the word Chief. Oh, Chief, yeah, it is. Like, thanks with the idea, Chief. No, I think it's empowering, don't you think? And also, that's not going to be my strategy.

I've thought long and hard about this. I'm going to weasel it into other words. You'll say. Oh, okay. Don't steal my idea, though. All right, so you're going to get Chief as many times as possible. You can't repeat the word back to back, and it needs to be in a sentence each time.

Harrison, who are you calling? I'm going to call a pizza shop. Hey, Chief, how are you? Hey, good. How can I help? Good, bro. I'm looking for a Chief job. Oh, a chef job.

Sorry, a chef job. Are you hiring Chiefs at the moment? Nah, not at the moment, I'm afraid, mate. We've actually just gone through a whole bunch of. employment I'm afraid. Oh, I'm like, what is the chef or a chief? A chief would be after chiefs? That's your rugby team, mate, the chiefs, like chief?

Sorry, say again. Are you a chief to the rugby team, mate? Like chief players? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was, I was in Hamilton. Yeah, and Hamilton, yes, it is. Oh, sorry, mate. Well, thank you.

I want to email you. That's all good, mate. Thanks, Chief. Sweet as, bro. Bye. Okay. Very well done. You got 10 chiefs.

Wow. In 30 seconds, Steph, who are you deciding to call? call a hotel in Hamilton, the Novital. Okay. We'll see how we go. Good afternoon. Thank you for calling Novotau and Ibus Reservations. Susan speaking. Hey, Chief, how's it going?

My name's Steph, Chief. How are you? Good, thank you. Good, me, my friend Holly. She's my main chief of my life and she's got... She's so sweet. She has this little handkerchief that she carries around in her little handkerchief pocket. You know that handkerchief pocket at the top of the shirt?

She's so cute. How can I help you today? We're looking for a room because we love the Chiefs... Oh, God. Chiefs hard. Can I get the Chiefs? Woohoo! Let me hear you. Woo! Okay, thank you so much. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I might have to find somewhere else. I'm sorry about that. Me or Holly might find something. Judge, I don't reckon Hacker Chief is the word Chief. Oh, it's part of it. I'm going to claim it. She said Chief. Really?

Oh, that must be neck and neck. I must count. Okay. Who's the winner? It is one chief between the two of you. Oh, gosh, it's so nerve-wracking. One of you got nine chiefs in? One of you got ten? the person who got 10 is Harrison Keefe, which means

Caitlin, you are going to homegrown. Thank you so much. From the side, Caitlin, you picked Steph, but look at you now. You got a home girl. Don't rub it in. Absolute dream team. Yes, thank you. Sorry, Holly.

Well done, Harrison. Yes. Congratulations. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. You've probably seen this clip online. Horrible, horrible video of a man who snatched a boy's hat at the US Open.

This is like the tennis game. One of the players was going to go in... That's what tennis players sound like. Sean, it's a beautiful game. Don't diminish it to the blind. Are you sure that it's from a... You sure that it's from a tennis match? I think most of them are.

Are they? So there's a tennis player who's walking off at the US Open and he gives his hat to a little kid. So wholesome, right? And then a man comes over, reaches over, snatches the hat out of the kid's hand, takes it. Turns out this guy was the CEO of a big company and a multi-millionaire.

And it's broken the internet. Today, he's had to apologize for a... It's kind of like... Has he returned the hat to the kid? I don't know. I hope so. I don't know. Anyway, it's not a great thing to do,

but it is easy to take... famously the saying is taking candy from a baby. So today, for your top three, I have the top three ways that you can trick kids. It's that time of the day. The time to get to... Your news. Brought to you by

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Because of the temperature. Right. Okay. And Steph, I don't know, presumably the way they store them. The top three ways to trick kids because, as we all know, kids are idiots, it's not their fault.

They just haven't experienced as much in life as adults, have they? So the top three ways today I reckon you can easily trick a kid. One. Tell them broccoli is a little trees. Aw, cute. That worked for me when I was little.

I refused sweet broccoli. I was like, oh, yuck. Then mum was like, no, it's just a little tree. I was like, done. Oh, that's actually the cutest thing in the world. My dad would just say hard it up, it's broccoli. Yeah, it's good for you. Yeah.

My parents would be like, okay, don't eat the broccoli, but here's some brookalini. Oh, must be nice. Very north shore. Two. Waste to trick a kid. Tell them they definitely will still have the opportunity to own a home in their 20s or 30s. You'll definitely be able to do it in 20 years.

It's so sad that it's just not going to be a thing. Yeah. Like at all. Oh, no. It's so sad. It's hard now. It's hard enough now, bloody boomers. Seriously.

20 years. Three. And the third way you can trick a kid is a lie about the holiday. So my parents said it for me. Obviously, you know, I grew up in quite a religious household. So I was always taught that at Christmas time, Jesus would come down our chimney and deliver us presents. No, you did it. Yeah, Jesus.

Every year, Jesus. Miley Murray flew the sleigh over and Jesus would come down and Jesus would give us presents. Obviously, why were your parents lying to you because everyone knows it at Santa. Well, I found that out later. What the?

That's sad. Yeah. It's the Edge Top Three. I bet when you found out it was Center, you were really cross. Oh, was I ever? I like that. It's a Jesus joke. Nailed it.

Oh. That's too far, actually. Sorry, I'm a bit hammered. And you brought it back. Your Avos Head Harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge So I'm frazzle

Because we're trying to process the information That we've just learned about one of our colleagues Oh my God Well to me it's not that shocking But we will be welcoming you, Listenafano, to become a jury In another round of the People's Court Now, one of the members on the team

Has done something that has shocked us But I am on representing into Lou Lou after her shenanigans this weekend. Lily, do you want to tell everybody what you did? I, Lily, watched every single season of the summer I Turn Pretty episode to episode in 48 hours. And how many seasons are there? Three, about eight episodes each season.

I don't know, you do the math. But an hour long episode. It's about 24 hours worth of content. In one weekend. Yeah. Yeah. It was raining. It was thunderstorms.

What else do I have better to do with my life? All right, that is crazy. Lily, watch every single episode. A judge must remain impartial. The case is crazy. The craziest thing I've seen in my court room. I'll be the judge. The plaintiff, Lily,

watched every single episode of the summer I turn pretty over the weekend. Steph will be defending the plaintiff. Harrison, the opposition. Harrison, take the stand, if you please. Lily, you're disgusting. I'm sorry. But that is just, that is...

So he's the one who's... also watches it. Order! Yeah, you can't argue here. Order! I do watch it when it comes out per week.

I don't sit in my bedroom for a whole weekend and watch it for 24 hours. How did you catch up on it? Order. I spread binged it. Not in one sitting. One sitting, not to do it.

Still bing. Get some fresh hair. Get some time together with your friends or your fan on the weekend. Don't sit inside and watch your show for that long. It's unhealthy, man. Steph, please defend the plaintiff. Why is it unhealthy?

You tell me this, Harrison, because in my opinion, Lily, she's into this show. She's feeling a connection to the characters. She's enjoying the plotline. It's raining outside. What's a girl to do? And I'm sorry to bring this up, Lily, but, you know, you ask, she's single. She's single, and it's not like she's having, like, a boyfriend to hang out with. Sorry, Lily.

Oh, cheers. It's not very kind of. It's true. If it's raining, nothing to do. The girls are all busy. I've never seen such a defense in my courtroom before. What are you going to do except for watch the greatest show in people's lives at the moment? Now, I can relate to this.

I remember vividly being absolutely besotted with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, absolutely besotted with every season of the traders. You guys knew how deep in the whole of the traders I was. I sympathise with Lily and I completely get it. She wants to catch up with the rest of the world. Let her. Let her. Order. Order in my courtroom. 0800 the Edge.

We need three jurors. Oh, 800 the Edge. A musty movie prize up for one of the jurors. I'll pick them at random, but we need you to decide. Is Lily guilty, or is she innocent? Lily, six words. Get your head out of the gutter. 0-800, the edge.

Wait, seven words. You called her a lonely loser. He has got no boyfriend before. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We've got a prize for you right now if you call 0800 the Edge and are a juror on today's people's court. The plaintiff.

Intern Little Lil. The case, is it okay to binge an entire three-season TV show in one weekend after Lil watched the entirety of the summer I turned pretty in 48 hours? I need to look at me. Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't still love him. What do you have to say for yourself, Little Lil? Three seasons, 80 episodes each scene, 24 hours of viewing this weekend. And I am representing Intern Little Lil, or Big Time, Lil, Lil. And I don't think there's a big deal It was raining

There's nothing else to do It's her favourite show Catching up So she's on time with everyone else Like the new episode drops this way Because it's tonight, tomorrow night Tonight, tomorrow night Tonight

Yeah, later Yeah I just think it's unhealthy It's a waste of time Spread it out a bit more I just think sitting in front of a TV For 24 hours on the weekend Is too much It's not good for you

It's disgusting quite frankly She's not out there Spraying graffiti on fences I wasn't I wasn't doing that What were you doing that? What were you doing? spending time of my family

or maybe she didn't have a family in Auckland to spend time with Harrison Oh she does actually So there we go Order! Order in my court Ruby is here from Otata Hai Ruby Jura number one What do you think? Guilty or not guilty?

Not guilty Wow, explain Yeah I personally would probably do the same My partner has just been invested in the show So I think before the end of the season and I'm definitely going to sit down for a 24-hour marathon with him. Brilliant.

It's too long, right, during number one, Finn. It's good to get a males perspective on this. Have you watched the summary term pretty? Finn, are you there, mate? Hello? Oh, good-day. Gidea. Gide.

Good-day. Good-day. Good-day. My wife's got me watching it at the moment every night after work. All right. Guilty or not. Not guilty. Not guilty.

Yes. Wow. Lilley. Here we go. Thank you, Finn. And finally, Denver, welcome to the show. Guilty or not guilty? Guilty.

Yes. Guilty? Yes. Why? Why is she guilty? Doesn't seem right, then. Doesn't seem right. Doesn't seem right.

Unfortunately, we do not follow the rules of the New Zealand juror system where you do have to have a unanimous jury. I just go for a majority rule. So I rule in my court today. Into Little Lil. you are not guilty and it is okay apparently to watch

an entire season of television or entire three seasons in one weekend and I think randomly we need to give away these movie tickets so Finn congratulations

let's hook you up with our musty movie very much good you're welcome Finn it is it's a great movie it's a great movie it's scary

last right maybe that isn't in cinema September 4 it's a great movie Great movie though. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, I'm in a real life dilemma at the moment, guys.

I've had the same barber, same hairdresser, for the better half of a decade. I've had him, does that mean a decade? I think about six or seven years. Okay. I've had this guy. I've never quite known what better half of a decade means. You do say it a lot, but I never know what it really means.

The better half, I'd say just over five years, I would say, you know, half a decade's five. years. So they'd say half a decade. I'd say, I'd just say six years. Okay. Yep. About six years. Not, okay. When I'm not sure. I don't know. I haven't done the math. Haven't done the math. Anyway, so you want to break out with him?

Well, no, I didn't actually. I really like this barber. He's very good. His greatest hairdresser I've had. I went to one guy, I went to one other guy because he wasn't available. So what is six years now? Or is it? I'm going with six. All right. Not integral to the story. A long period of time. I cheated on him once because he was very busy. I got me hair cut. It was before festival. season. Oh, a terrible dilemma. This guy gave me a shocking haircut. Who, the new guy? The new guy.

Terrible. So I swore off. I was like, then and there, I will only go to this guy. My barber. Shout to Corey. It's a long time to have the same headdresser for. I'm very, very particular about it. And then this week, I went to book in with him. It's on an online service and he's not available for the next six weeks.

Oh, well. And I was like, oh, I knew he was going back home to the UK to visit his family, so I was like, he must be doing that. So I was like, I've just got to book him with someone else. So I looked on the website and in the barbershop, there's another guy who's just started there. And I was like, give this guy a go, you know, see if he's any good. So I show up on the day to get my hair cut. And turns out this day I've showed up is actually my regular barber's last day before he goes on holiday. He was just booked up. So there's only two barbers in

the salon, my usual guy and this new guy. It's a bit awkward. There's a bit of tension in the room. Oh, really? They're sitting down with the new guy. And I said to him, I was like, sorry, I would go on with you, mate, but you're very busy. You're going on this trap. Yeah, I'm going on this trap. Okay, right, this guy's going to cut it. And so I kind of got them to talk. I was like, what do you usually do? I don't know. I don't know if you know, Harrison, about your hair.

I don't really know. I just think my barber do it. My girlfriend cuts my hair at home. Right, there you go. Yeah. Maybe she could, you know, it's another option for me to look into. Do that. But no, he cut my hair, and he was a nice guy.

We got on very well, which is important with your barber, to have a good relationship. At the end of it, I was shocked at how great a job this guy had done. Not only in the chat department, which is important for a barber, we got, we hit it off. You know, I'm looking for a new friend, guys, of my 30s, all my friends have moved overseas. Also, I think he's given me the best haircut I've ever had. He gave me what my barber usually gives me, a barbara usually gives me a 9 out of 10. This guy's given me a 10. He's killed him.

Did he give you a blow job? A blow dry? Yeah, yeah, like the, yeah. No, he did not give me a blowout. I wouldn't go as good then. He doesn't, he wouldn't need a blow dry. Do you normally get a bloodline? Do you hear?

You get it rinsed out, then you get the bloodline at the end of it to dry it up. I don't think that's what it's called. No, so anyway, here's my dilemma right. My barber's going to come back and I have decided that I'm going to switch to this new guy because I really like him, but it's very awkward. They work in the same room. The same room. It's a tiny barbershop, tiny, and there's only two shares in there.

How are you going to break up with the original guy? This is the dilemma. That's crazy. Is it worth getting slightly worse haircuts to not offend this guy? Yes. Or do I just move on? Or do I have to have a conversation with him? I think you're already getting a nine out of ten hair cut with the original guy.

Stick with him and you can still have the same banter in the room because the new guy is literally right there in the same room anyway. But he's better at the job. That's no way to live. I think change, change hair salons. Change barbers. So you know to both of them? No, no, no.

As in leave. Go to the new guy. Find a new barbara. Find a new place. These guys both are good though. Better out there, Sean. There's so many fish in that team, mate. Go to another barber.

You cannot be in this thruple of going back and forth for this long. It's done, man. Move on. Of Runda. That's awkward. For one hour of pleasure. Yeah. You should never have gone to somebody else.

Sounds like Harrison's inviting you into his and his misses his thruple. No. That's what I'm picking up. No. Nope, not doing that. So should he stay at the original one? I reckon stay at the original. That's probably the best idea.

Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, um... I told you a little story yesterday about how my parents were here on the weekend. And we were in the car, mom, dad, me and my girlfriend in the back. And my dad said to my girlfriend, what phone do you have? And then she was like, oh, iPhone, something, something. And she goes, I'll see if these headphones fit.

And gives her these new headphones. The white, long cord ones with the end kind of pleasant. She goes, oh, God, thank you so much. He's like, try them on, try some on. She goes, oh, that sounds so good. Like, thank you, Tom. He's all good. And then later on, we go out for dinner.

that a dad, like, that was real nice that you gave, Sarah, my girlfriend, those headphones, man. Like, you didn't need to do that. He said, oh, no, you won't believe it, man. I went for a walk that morning, and I walked past the gym, like, close to your house, and someone, there were just headphones lying there.

So I just picked them up and thought, I don't know, his phone looks for fit, and I was like, Sarah, will they fit in yours? There you go. I was like, Dad, you can't do that. Someone's gone to the gym and dropped those headphones. Like, A, they've dropped them, return them?

I guess you could, should return them. But more like, that's disgusting. someone's got their sweaty, waxy ears in those headphones. Now my girlfriend's using them. And then I went home and I hit them from her because she didn't know. I haven't told her about it. See, to me, I feel like this is a classic case of finders' keepers. And this is a good one.

You're repulsed by it. But I reckon if they're in good condition, there's no wax to be seen, give them a quick wipe down. Score. It's probably worth like a hundred bucks or something? Yeah, quite expensive. But where do you stand with the finders' keepers mentality? Are you taking things that I once took a pair of...

Okay, I want to know, do you think this? is okay. I'm leaving a public pool and I saw a pair of goggles. I saw a pair of goggles. Someone had dropped in the car park outside the public pool. I was like, find us keepers mentality, I need some goggles. I'm taking

those. Yeah. No, it's totally fine. Do you think so? Yeah, I think so. I think so. I mean no, I think that's not gross first of all because there's no like, I think someone's got a conjunctive I know. It's pretty gross. It's pretty gross. I don't think goggles is gross. I found some speedos

next to them, I took those as well. Yeah, that's where I think that's crossing a line. Although maybe not. It depends on fair and good nick. That I would do. That I would do. Okay, how about? I was at the beach once.

Now, this is in the popular beach. This is called an area in Auckland called Shoal Bay. And it's just like, by the motorway mudflats kind of vibe and like a shelly area. So not many people go down there. And I was there walking my dog or something. And I saw a Homer Simpson shape. vase with holes in it? Oh, does it rhyme with Kong?

Yeah. Cool. And I saw that and I was like... The old green vase. That's the one. But it was Homer Simpson one. I was like, oh my God. First of all, I've never seen one of these in real life.

Sure. Like a vase like that. Sure. Second of all, Homer Simpson one? Oh, that's pretty cool. How old were you when you found this? Oh, I don't know. 20 or something?

Oh, okay. Yeah. Did you take it? I took it. Yuck. I used it as an actual vase. some flowers through the hole. Did you? Yeah. Did you clean it and stuff?

No. No. It's set on my shelves and my room for years. Guys, I mean, yes, these are all good scores. The goggles, the vows, the headphones but they're all gross. Don't you see this? Common connection. I think we open this up right now. 0-800 the edge. The Finders Keepers Hotline. You call us up.

You tell us something that you've found that you've just taken and we will unanimously decide whether it was okay to take or whether you should have either left it there or handed it in. Okay. Okay.

I'll hand to the edge. I know it's a vulnerable thing to admit, so we'll hook you up with the prize if you do come through. The Finders Keepers Hotline. And no stealing, no stories. None of that. Genuine, you saw it on the ground. Well, that is kind of stealing, though, on the ground.

No, it's not stealing if it's on the ground. No, it's not yours, though, is it? No, it's the first rule of finderskeepers. True. You see it there, you pick it up. What if I found it in the display at the front of Kmart? Was it outside or inside the Kmart display? Oh, half-funk.

I'm on the fence. Sure. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. All right, let's go to Georgia, sorry, from Auckland on 0-800 The Edge in a game of Finders Keepers Hotline where you're going to tell us, Georgia, what you found, and we're going to either tell you whether it was acceptable or not. What did you find?

Hi, guys. I found an iPhone. Okay, more info, Georgia. Where are you when you find this iPhone and what is the iPhone in the condition of it? So I used to work at this place where it was really easy to lose your stuff inside and we would tell people to take the stuff out of their pockets but some people just wouldn't. And so one night when I was cleaning I went through and I found this iPhone and I mean I kept it at the counter for a few months and nobody ever came to collect it

so I decided it was okay to take it home. A few months is a long time Was it in good condition? Oh yeah, it's like in premium condition Brand new, okay And they didn't They weren't bothered even to try and find it You know like find my iPhone and stuff like that

No, I kept it charged just in case anybody called So I could answer the phone and everything But they never called so I kind of like where you're going But in my head just from like the stuff I watch on TV I feel like it could have been a murder, that could have been evidence, and they'll wait with one more piece of evidence, and you have got it, and they've never solved the case.

Wow. Oh, well, it's with my ex-partner now, so maybe, it's probably a good thing. So blame it on him. No, okay. You did give it due diligence. You did hand it in. If you took it straight away, no deal, but you handed it in two months, man. Yeah, I agree.

It makes me feel better. Everything, you did everything right. I think you've tabbed with a murder case, but yeah, sure. Harrison, I would, I never thought I'd ever say this to you specifically, but I think You need to stop reading. Okay. Your imagination's going wild. I'll stop it then.

Now let's go to Abby and Todanga. We want to know what you find it and keep it. We're going to guess if it was acceptable or not. Abby, so what was it? Okay, so basically I was at the beach and it was a rainy day pouring down. And I was sitting outside by the beach and I just saw these back and stock shoes. And I was like, there is no one coming after then? So I will wait a little bit and see.

if anyone comes. There was no one around and I waited about a few hours and then I grabbed them and nobody came and then yeah. Well? First of all, ooh. No.

It's like, it's like, how they got the black imprint on them. I clean them and everything when I got home. They do kind of mould into the person's foot, doesn't it? I also think a few hours isn't super long. Because someone's going to left

and then, oh my God, and then they're way back and then you've taken them. It's not long enough for me. I reckon it's all good and the reason is because I've owned Birkenstock sandals before and they do miserably

in the rain. They'll fall to pieces so if they've left out in the rain Abby you give them another hour they might have just crumbled anyway. You've safer for the environment.

So you're giving the Birkenstocks a home. Otherwise it'd be ruined in the rain and useless so I think Abby I think it's acceptable. Full circle, acceptable acceptable.

Acceptable Abby. Acceptable, acceptable fine and keeping item there, Abby, thank you. And let's wrap it up with Cam and Todunger as well. Cam, what did you? Find and keep?

I found and kept a pair of undies from the pools. Nah. Yeah, nah, probably not that one, am I? No, no. A little bit more information, Cam. What are we talking to these Calvin Klein's? What neck were they in when you found them? They were Calvin Klein and they were brand new still in the packet.

And I think that there was one pair still on the side and I was like, score. And that was my birthday too. So I was like, oh, that was definitely. I don't know if they were... I don't believe them that were new... He said him in the packet! Why are you bringing in the... They come in the three-packed, right?

Yeah. Yeah. And there's still one pair there. There's someone's opened them at the pool. They've opened them. They've taken two of the pairs. They've forgotten one of them. You've gone new pair of undies.

I'm taking those. Yeah. I think it's okay too. Yeah, good on you cam. I think it's acceptable. pretty crazy pretty like yeah good on you I still I'm just off here

I don't really believe Cam I think they were definitely New Damme's like it was a limited edition there was like a little brown polka dot little Yeah love over here Your Avos hit harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge There is a new list

God we love a list and we love a list When New Zealand's on the list New Zealand is on this list Of the most peaceful countries Intrigue Yes Tickle me entry, Stephanie. That is interesting.

I would think we'd be at the top of the list of peaceful countries. Look at what's going on in the world right now. America, heck no. Even like the UK, not so peaceful. Definitely a few places in other places not so peaceful in New Zealand. Always so chill. Yeah, there's a lot of crazy stuff happening in the world. Government's gross here, but, you know, it's worse in other countries.

So let's talk about the 10 most peaceful countries in the world. Finland number 10, Slovenia number 9. Denmark, number eight. Portugal number seven, Singapore number six, Switzerland number five. It's all the Scandinavian ones, are?

Yeah, I thought they'd be higher up though. Switzerland? Yeah. I thought Finland would be one of the most peaceful countries in the world. Oh, no, keep going, actually. No, I was just going to guess number one, but we'll probably do it closer to number one. I guess it, guess it now?

Antarctica. Oh, boy, that should win, no. That's bloody peaceful, man. No one's there. No one's there. Yeah, no, it's not actually on the list. Austria number four Now guys

Here's where Little Old Altero is on the list sitting in on that bronze metal pedestal But you know it's nothing to be too upset about I mean we would like a number one spot But we have moved up two spots So we used to be number five now at number three

So we've become more peaceful Yeah Namaste Good job Three is good I'm proud of that Now Sean if you will

The second most peaceful country and all of planet Earth. You've got the national anthem for it. So I think we all need to stand up and celebrate Ireland. Peaceful, peaceful, peaceful. Sorry, you've thrown to this anthem. None of us know what the Irish national anthem.

Stand up, stand up, Sean. And let's just... Think about our Irish peaceful friends. Why don't you pick Galway, girl? Why don't you learn it? Racist. Racist. It's not racist.

Anyway, so well done If you're from Ireland You're officially peaceful I don't really fully understand this Because this is like the home of The home of Guinness The home of Guinness The Home of Like a...

It's always tipsy, that's why they're so peaceful Barfey's. It's Colin McGrughey, one of the most aggressive celebrities out there. Same Paddy's Day. Yeah. Literally, it's just a celebration to go and get drunk.

Where did you find the list? The internet. No, it's a legit list. It's being studied and things. That's crazy. And the most peaceful country, any predictions, where is it very? peaceful. I'm planet earth right now.

I like the Antarctica beer. Antarctica. It's not that. I just told you that before. Oh, um, um, um, um, oh, re-drum roll. Oh, I don't know. Fiji, that's a good one. Iceland. Hit the national ladder. Once again, it's not doing anything because I don't have any connection to the Icelandic.

I should have this one either. Really listen to the lyrics, guys. It's quite a peaceful, ain't it? It is peaceful. Blanky peaceful. Wake up! Just in case you're driving. and you got too peaceful, you know.

I knew it would be like one of these Scandinavian countries. Is Iceland-Sandinavia? You're very smart, Sean. You're a great DJ and you're really smart. Thank you. I wasn't vision for that. There you go. Bronze medalist. Can we... Oh, well done, New Zealand. Let's knock Ireland off next year. Get out of here.

Pissed. What is that? A piss-eds. Oh, yes, of course. Edgher and a little more on the edge. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Instant coffee was invented in Invercago.

Octopuses have three hearts. Great fact. Best fact about the wombat would be that wombat stew, square poos. Pumping out square nuggies. The Edge five-star fact. It is back, baby. Nice.

With a vengeance. And today's five-star fact is, you can turn peanut butter into diamonds. Oh, hell. A scientist in Germany called Dan Frost figure this out, since they both have a similar anatomic makeup. Sorry, atomic makeup. You need to heat the peanut butter to about 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit

and put it through a bit of a process, but you can get it to a point where it is a crystallized diamond. Eventually. It takes too much time and effort for it to be actually valuable to do that, but you can do it. Wow, peanut butter diamond. I do love peanut butter. Do you reckon that's what Travis Kelsey gave Taylor Swift?

Probably. Probably, I. Yeah, I made peanut butter. So cute. I like it. I wish it was a little bit quicker to make a diamond. Get all that to it. It's like if, yeah.

It's like if you go outside, if you stare at a house long enough and hard enough, it will eventually fall down. If you're there for like a thousand years or something. Yeah. That feels like that kind of thing. Or if you walk outside and it's raining and you're holding a bucket, it's like to fill up a bucket with rainwater.

And we'll eventually fill up. Eventually fill up. So it just kind of feels like that. Wait, so you're saying eventually if you wait long enough, something will just happen with everything. Yeah, for sure. That's kind of what the fact is I feel. It's just not true.

No, that's pretty true. It is, though. I'd say so. It's an amazing fact. Like eventually if I stare at you, Sean, your teeth will all fall out. Like they just will. Yeah, they will. I disagree.

No, they will. Not so many left, but they will fall out. I reckon I'll last year. No, maybe. I don't know. Anyway, what do we all think of that fact that you can make diamonds from peanut butter? Intern Lil L. It's pretty impressive, but three.

Harsh, God. So harsh. I'm going to give it 1.7. Oh, come on. It's a good fact. I'm going to give it a four. It's a three point. Two.

Why do I bother? Generous. Why do I bother with this segment? It was almost cool. Do you know how long it took me to prep that? How long? One and a half minutes. There we go.

but I thought it was quite good Hey, I hope you enjoyed the podcast. Welcome to the podcast outro. In that podcast, we talked a little bit about how I intend to switch barbers because I found this new barbers. You've heard it. You've got to this point in the podcast.

I didn't tell you what I think my actual solution is to the problem. What I think I'm going to do because it's an online booking system and so I can look online and see when the barbers available. What I'm going to do is make all last minute appointments and choose days

that my old barber is fully booked. I'll be like, if he's got an appointment, available that day, I'm going, I'm not going to get my hair cut today. I'll wait into a busy day, maybe a Friday, and I'll just monitor it every day. There's no way to live my life because I'm going to tell people I can't hang out with them. I can't do anything because I'm sitting there checking this app. And the day he's fully booked, I'm going to book him with the other guy because the other guy's newer doesn't have as many clients that he'll be available. Life's full of games and people being dishonest. Why don't you just be honest and be like,

hey, look, the new Barbie you've got, he's doing such a great job. I was so wrapped with my haircut. Do you mind if I'll give him another go? Like he was really great. He'll be like yeah fuck yeah I hired him. He'll be like yeah the money's still coming into my shop. My barber doesn't own the shop by the way. Oh okay, never mind then. But he's also got so many clients I'm sure right? He does have a lot.

Is it a busy spot? Good, very busy spot, yeah. Like in the nicest way he'll forget about you. I think he won't care. And the nicest way, he probably doesn't even know you. Does you know your name? No. I've talked to this guy so much. I invited him one summer to come and stay with me and my girlfriend. and he didn't end up coming

yeah no fucking shit I've seen him out like I've hung out with him once I've been trying to like have a friendship with this guy What do you mean to come stay with the night No no I invited him to come

Oh no way he didn't say this on here This is great Disgusting I invited him to come down to Mount Munganui Oh you're home To meet your family So we're staying in a B&B over summer And I was like

He's not from New Zealand So he was travelling around him His girlfriend and talking about they were quite tight because they're saving for this trip. So I was like, if you find your way down to Mount Munganui, you can crash with us because we've got a few extra rooms. So that was it. It was like a loose-ass invite.

If you find your way down there, come check it out. He thinks that was a proposition, by the way. I hope you know that. No. He absolutely thought this guy's coming on to me. I asked him on a friend date, though. I did. What?

I asked him on this radio show. Oh, wow. He thinks he really like him. Oh, it's not sad. It's a classic situation when you go to a barber. You go to a barber who cuts you here and you're like, Sean's like, man, this guy's real fucking nice. He's non-stop talking to me.

We've had a connection. He's getting an intimate. And cause, like, their job, my underage is. All they do is fucking talk. Their job is to talk all day. But Sean's going, man, this guy's got a lot of time for me. Yeah. I should have him up.

I should invite him home. Guess what? He treats everyone like that. Yeah, fuck, man. But we had a lot in common. You're a number. We had a lot in common. I think we have more.

The thing is, maybe you're right. Maybe you're right. But it's not often that is a man who's 30, you sit and have a conversation with another man. for half an hour. Like it does not happen in any other facet of life other than the barber. You're sitting there. Like no guys just catch up on a friend date for the first time and sit there for half an hour and just talk. Guys like do things together. How did you? What do you mean? Do you mean guys don't just sit and talk?

No, you do when you're a really good friend with someone? You can catch up a coffee? No new friend. But so I'm saying, it's a weird thing of barber because it's someone you don't know that well and you sit and get to know each other for half an hour. Can you please tell the story about how you invited him on a friend date? I don't think I've heard that. And what was the date? Well, I was talking about how I didn't have many friends because a lot of my friends have moved overseas. We're laughing at that. Oh, this fucking yarn.

This is it. You wanted to know. A lot of my friends, it's not a yarn. It's that I have invested a lot of effort into three mates. Three friends and they've all moved overseas. London, Vancouver, Sydney, right? So you're telling him how everyone's gone. No, so I didn't tell him that because it's a bit needy.

Oh, okay. But what I did do is tell my radio co-host that. And then this is Sharon, Casey, our co-host, made me call him because I told her that I really liked my barber and I wanted to ask him on a friend date, but I couldn't figure out how to do it because I didn't want it to be weird because I wasn't sure if he actually liked me as a friend or if like you guys were saying, or if you guys were saying it, or if you guys were saying it, or if you guys were keen to get a beer, but I never followed it up because it felt pushy. Oh, so have you got your haircut from him since that time? Oh yeah, it was like two years ago. Did you ever talk about the beer again? Oh, we laughed about it. But you never have been like, hey, we should actually go for that beer.

We've circled it. What do you mean you circled it? I wanted to lay off. I thought it was a bit. I didn't want to put, after doing the radio bit, because it's funny, funny radio bit, but I thought he might have thought it was a bit serious, so I just dialed it back a little bit. You dial it all the way back, by the sounds. All the back.

And then I invited him down to the mount like a year later. Yeah, it's fucked. This has been a long part of my life. This has been probably, one of the decade. One of the biggest relationships I've been in in my entire life with this barber. It turns out he's pretty average as his job. Because one other guy wants to give...

The night out of him. No, he's not bad. He's not bad at all. This other guy just did slightly better and a little bit quicker. No, but quicker. You want the quality of time with your best friend. So why are you wanting to rush it? Who cares about the fucking hair cut?

It's few guys to hang out. But I think this new guy, I think we might have more potential. Wait, bring a beer next time. You've been talking about it so long. We simply must enjoy this little barrage. But what if this new guy is... could be a better friend to me. I think I've given the chance to this other guy, six years,

and we'll flirt it around it, and if it's not going to happen, six years is not going to happen. That's true. But this new guy, like, he had similar tattoos to me, he had similar interests, just moved here. This guy as well, and I'm not like jump on, like, it's not like catching someone. That's a bit creepy as an analogy, but he just moved here a month ago. So he doesn't have any friends either. So he's in the perfect spot. Vonderable is not the word I'd use, but he doesn't have many friends.

Let's call him tomorrow. Yeah, let's call him tomorrow. Invite him to. No, we have to. We have to talk for 10 minutes better, mate. We have to fucking call him a moment. The other guy doesn't want the beer, but then you go, Mike. You can't do this to my second guy, because this will make the whole thing so much worse.

No, anyway. No, we won't tell him that he's a better barber. We'll leave the barber side about it. But it's like about the friendship now. Yeah, because we still, fuck, we've done a few breaks of you trying to find friends. We've even done that in a while. Yeah. They need to check up and how that's going, man.

Yeah. No, because you laugh at me every time I bring it up. No. You did. Look, bring it up. I won't laugh. Dial it back. This is a podcast.

Rewind it like for six minutes. He'd both laugh at me. No. You're laughing with you. Do it. You're smirking like your... I'm not smirking. Harrison is...

I'm pouting like his hot bitch. Okay. Anyway, you may or not hear that on the show tomorrow. What's his name? You will. I don't actually know that.

That's bad, isn't it? Fuck, that's awful. How do you not know anyone's names? We've met him once? That's good game tomorrow. We'll call him and you'll be Sean and you will try and try and get his name out of him without asking for it. It's not, I think it's not bad that I don't know the barber that had once.

Sean? You'll be Sean for the Babbshot. You're going to try to get his name out of him without just saying what's your name and see what it is. Tell him what a great job he did and sorry when I rebook what name? Yeah. I meet people all the time and they remember each other but I have no fucking idea what your name was and you try and like someone will come in the bill like oh my god, hey this is um Sarah. He still calls me sick. Hey I'm Greg, I'm like Greg! Yeah!

That's when you actually have to rely on your significant other so hard and you have to be like, okay, Jake, okay. I've known this person for about four years. I don't know their name. I think it might be Sally, but I'm not sure. So just when she walks over to us, just be like, I'm Jake and just make a big deal about that. And then hopefully she'll say her name.

Okay, okay, cool. Here we go, here we go. And then we're on. It happens all the time. Yeah, it does happen. Okay, well, maybe. Maybe. I just think, yeah, I would do it.

I just think you guys, neither of you would ever do this. You always expect me to do it. God. I'm not on a friend's hunt, okay? We're helping. We're helping.