The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #139: A female Hyena has a WHAT!? 🤣   

Episode Date: September 3, 2025

Wild Wednesday!  EZ Money  Our Edge Hedge has gone missing 😭😭 Electric Ave Giveaway! (sing KE$HA in public) Steph breaks down ‘Tears’ by Sabrina Carpenter Hottest thing your partner can do Flat Wars Sean’s Barber Degrees of Stan Walker Harrison’s Pet Does this person exist?? Motivational Blitz 5 Star Fact… (it’s a good one 🤣) Prison or Probation? You pick!  Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. Big show today, it's Wednesday, which means degrees of Stan Walker, and I think today has saved the bit. It was our best one yet. You don't want to tell people to listen out for the Barber core?

We called Sean's Barber. That was a personal highlight. I love that part of the show. I didn't like that. Really? No, not at all. It's ruined my one chance at happiness. And guys, the Hedges has got.

missing. Our mascot has literally gone missing. We are launching a search, what do you call that? What do you call that? A search party? A search investigation or something. Do you what you call it? No, don't look at me. We're taking the series. We're trying to find him. I love that you look to me because you think that I'm probably smarter than Sean, so I respect that. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. But we are trying to find the head. We've genuinely lost him. I'm going to find out where the bloody hell he is. Yeah, we'll get into that. Plus, of course, if you're unaware, we do some bonus content at the very, very end of every single podcast.

It's called the podcast outro. And on our outro today, I've made a make-believe Taylor Swift album, and there's 12 make-believe Taylor Swift song titles. And we go through what each song would be make-believed about. And we make-believe killed it. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Kiora, New Zealand. It is 3pm on Wednesday, the 3rd of September.

Welcome to the Edge Arbos. Welcome. Hey, big show today. We've got tickets to give away to Electric Avenue Music Festival in Christchurch. I think about 20,000 people are keen based on the Instagram post we put up this morning

trying to give away free tickets to that. What a lineup, man. Huge line up. Yeah, massive split ends, can you be tickets? Cash is going to be there. Yeah. Can I also just warn you guys now, I'm a little bit tired today.

Mm-hmm. I've just had quite a restless night last night with the new pet that I adopted, Charlie. Goodness night. We're up all night checking him, me and my girlfriend. I thought I said to just run it over and get it done. No, I'm not to run him over. He's a Tamagotchi, Harrison.

Yeah, but he's... Just get it gone out of your life. It's going to destroy your life. He's growing, though. He's growing up from a small bunny alien to like a medium-sized one. What do you get from a tamagotchi? What are you getting out of it? Responsibility.

Okay. How's that going for you? Hating it? Hating it. Hating it. Horrible. Hatting it. Hattroval.

With Sean. Steph and Harrison The Edge Thousand bucks up for grabs right now with Easy money is the game The easiest way to win a thousand bucks We will give you a letter between E and Z

We'll give you 30 seconds 10 questions Answer each one with a word or phrase Starting with that letter Win a thousand bucks All right Bridie from Napier is here Hi Bridie

Hi Hi Hi Hi hello So do you want to go to India Why do you want to go to India One of my really good friends is getting married And I loved it last time I went from itching to get over again

Oh, and those Indian weddings They invite everyone They're actually invited, they're pretty cool weddings It's crazy Beautiful Like everyone gets like elephants and stuff Days long Well I'm going for my friends

But it's really just the food And they're a bonus The couple getting married are a bonus to the food, do you say? 100% Don't tell them that But you can tell us now. Own it. All right, Bridie, here are the rules.

We'll give you 30 seconds. Your letter will be D. I'm going to ask you to name for me 10 answers to 10 different categories. You can skip by saying pass on any tricky ones and hopefully we'll have time to get back to it. No repeated answers. And your time will begin when I finish saying the first category. Okay, so D, D for Denmark.

D for dog. D for Dragon Ball Z. Love that. All righty. Bridie from Napier for $1,000. which would go towards getting you to your friend's wedding. Ahem. Actually just for the food to India.

Here we go. Please name for us with the letter D. A sport. A draft. A drink. A daquery. A boy's name. Daniel.

A household item. A door. A girl's name. Daniel. A clothing item. A dress. Something at the beach. A dingy.

A country. Denmark. A fictional character. David. She faulted on number nine. Wow. You were so close. You got eight there.

Although, what was the first answer that you said for a sport? Draft. It's a board game. It's kind of like chess. It's a sport. It's a sport. I don't think it matters because she lost anyway, guys. Yeah.

A sport. Yeah, it's probably competitively played somewhere, so I guess it's a Yeah, probably. If chess is in, surely. No drafts is not a sport, but chess is. Oh, gosh, you're very, very close though, Bridie. Congrats. We haven't been that close to someone in a long time.

That was exciting, Bridie. You're very good at this game. Have the best time in India. Thanks. We'll give you 100 bucks as well, Bridie. I'm going to say us, I mean BNZ, because they're legends, they can help you master your money, so you can start acing whatever you're doing from day one.

Our next chance to play, same time, same place tomorrow. But up next, something from quite a high to quite a load, man, we're quite worried here at work at the moment. Everyone in this room is a suspect. Can I just say that? Well, I'm not. Well, you are. You are.

You are. You are. You are. You are. Your Arvose head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It's a sad day for us here on the Edge Arvos. The Edge Hedge mascot has gone missing.

So the Edge Hedge is a wonderful show mascot, a ginormous hedge-shaped being, that our lovely listener Kelly made for us. We're on a bit of a journey. We invented the mascot with the listeners how we came up with the Edge Hedge idea. Great, never been done. Let's do it. Kelly came to the party. She put in so many hours, so much time to make this thing come to life.

And it was exquisite. It's been weeks and weeks in the making. It's been sitting there ready to make its debut this week. We had events lined up. We were going to make the edge hedge, the mascot of the show. We get into work today. Nowhere to be seen. It's gone.

It's gone. The edge hedge is not where we left it last night. Every single night when the show ends at 7pm, I give the edge hedge a little tap on its little head. It's kind of painful a little bit because the leaves are a little spiky. But I give it a little tap. Good night. See tomorrow. And then this morning, it's just nowhere to be seen.

So Harrison, hi. Hey, guys. How's he going? You thought you'd go off and try and find it. We've looked everywhere in this building before the show started. Let it go, Harrison. Let it go. But somewhere we haven't even thought about looking in is the spa pull.

We're giving way a spa pull on the edge at the moment, and it's literally sitting out in the outside courtyard. We didn't check there. Yep. Yep, guys, I can confirm. I have checked in there. He's not there. He's not there.

Which is annoying because I knew I thought the hedge was a big fan of spa, so I thought he'd be right there, but he's not even there. What do we do? Where are you now, Harrison? Where are you looking? I'm just walking aside. I don't know, guys. It is about a setting.

Clara, haven't seen one of the hedges. No, I just actually noticed before it's gone missing. It's not funny. It's not funny. Clara! Of course. Okay, guys, I've been the receptionist. She hasn't seen it.

Vass security. They haven't seen it. I'm just going to quickly check the boss's office. Hold on. I'm just going to check it the boss. The boss's office. Well, like the CEO? Okay.

No, no. Yep. Okay. That was bad. I shouldn't. I just thought it was like that. That was bad. Okay. Harrison, get back to studio, mate. Get back to studio. No, okay. We will get to the bottom of this. If anyone has any information, our text lines always open, 3343. We have to try and find our amazing edge-hedge mascot. Was it just like the breakfast show doing a prank on us? Or if they take it to us in.

We spent so much money and so much time making this mascot. Kelly, Alistair, Alistair, Kelly spent so much time. No. If they're making this mascot. Kelly wants to take credit for it. Did she make it physically? Yes. But I spent so much time coming up with the intellectual property of it.

I embedded the idea of The Hedge. Oh yeah, I guess you did one thing. Thank you. Anyway. I rallied a bunch of Only fans people around to get it voted through as well. Look, we'll find the Hedge. We'll look at CCTV. We'll do what we need to do.

But we're going to find the Hedge. Oh man, this is... Surely. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Sorry for the moment of soul. We're taking a little a breath before we rattle off maybe the greatest festival lineup to ever grace New Zealand shores. I'd say, yeah, I'd say definitely this year.

It's insane. It is the best. Insane. Electric Avenue. So we all went last year. Yeah. Amazing. We were blown away.

How could it get better? This is how it can get better. Performing at Electric Avenue in Christchurch, 26. Kisha. Kisha. Kisha. Kasha. Kasha?

It's Kasha. Regardless of which way you choose to pronounce her name She's got some bangers And she's playing their Dom Dola Wait, Split-ins are getting back together Part of their reunion Goodbye Farewell thing So cool

Becky Hill Sammy Virgie He's been one of my favourite artist this year Pendulum Speaking of Throwbacks Basement Jacks Peking Dark Ocean Alley

LAB Tracks Project Royal Otis Frankie Venter If I say any more I'm just going to run out of breath It's one of those festivals that you want to split your body up into like four different parts

So I mean every single stage is going to be amazing at the same time So you want to go and see these people And then these people and then these people And if you're like I feel like I don't really know much about this festival Until like this year

We've recently went But it's like the new I'm going to say any other place But it's the biggest festival It's the big one It's the big one Travel for it's down and crushes Travel down for it

It is so worth it felt this year super international vibes. Yeah. Because there's like, there's artwork everywhere, there's big art installations and statues, and it felt very international. It was very, very far. It was giving Glastonbury a little bit.

100%. It's going down Christchurch Hagueley Park, 27th and 28th, the Feb, 2026. We're going to double pass to give away. Which is hot property. We put this online. There's one on the Air Gen Z, Instagram. If you get over there,

there's about 20,000 comments you're going to have to compete with. That's how many people want this? 20,000 comments are like 10 minutes, I. It was ridiculous. Insane. So if you want to win it, we're going to do a bit of a challenge right now because so many people want this.

It's in Christchurch. 0,800 the edge, if you're around Christchurch or if you can get there for the festival, what are you willing to do in public for these tickets? Right, Kesh is playing? Kasha, please, Kasha. Kasha. Well, we've been through this.

We'll agree to disagree. No, no. Kisha. Disha. Disha. Disha. It's insane. Harrison saying Kisha.

We're both wrong. Okay. So what are you expecting people to do? Sean? I reckon a bit of a challenge right now. Anyone can call up and compete. Go to the most public place you can right now and on the phone to us loudly

sing a cash a song. Could be TikTok, could be timber. I'm thinking supermarkets. I'm thinking office buildings. I'm thinking crowded town squares. Embarrass yourself to get tickets to Electric Avenue.

Oh, easy. Do it. You'll never see any of those people that you're shouting in front of ever again. It'll be fine. Are people going to compete against each other? We're going to pick the best one. Yeah, we'll pick the best one. So, like, get out there.

Don't just hop out your car in a car park and scream. That won't want. Go to a supermarket. Go over the PA system. Do something crazy. If you want these tickets, you've got to go the extra mile. Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Electric Avenue Music Festival is back for 2026, hitting Hague Park in Christchurch, featuring some big artists. Keshah. Don't I roll up me, Stephanie Marks. Cashers are crying out loud. I've just gone to YouTube. There's this guy who's got like 2 million subscribers, and he helps people on their pronunciation of celebrity names.

And this is what he says is how you pronounce casha. So quickly, how do you say it? Keshah. Keshah. Kisha. Just kidding. Keshah. Keshah.

Keshah. Kisha. No, he's not saying Kisha. He's not. Listen again. He's saying Kasha. he's saying kasha. He's saying keshah.

He's not. Hey, maybe the boss is saying Keshah. Yeah, but it's Kasha. She used to have a dollar sign in her name, so it was Kash. This guy's saying Keshah.

No, he's not. Listen again, he's not. I can just hear keys in it. You guys are Kyesha. Kasha. Kasha. Kher.

No, he's not saying K. He's not saying Kha. No, he's saying K. I think weirdly he's saying it in between the way that you and I are both saying Kash. He's struggling to be insane. Anyway, she'll be there. Harrison, Keisha's playing.

Keisha is playing along with Split-Ens, Dom Dola, Sammy Virgin. It's a deep line-up, all right? The Edge Enz, we've reposted it there. Go check it out. It's very, very good, and we've got a double pass to give away. Right now, all you need to do is embarrass yourself in public. Regardless of the way you say the name, sing along loudly to a Keisha-Keshah Kasha song in a public place.

Embarrass yourself, we will decide which one is. the most embarrassing and give that person a double pass to Electric Avenue. All right, contestant number one. Hello, Lucy. Before we get embarrassing yourself in public, how do you say your name? I say Keshire, but you never know. This is crazy. I'm hearing the Kisha.

This is crazy. I'm like, what? Okay, anyway, Lucy, over to you. Paint a picture. Where are you? How many people are you going to be singing in front of? Oh, my gosh. So I'm currently at a BP, which I reckon is probably the busiest BP in Christch be.

I'm outside. I'm with a fresh choice. I've got a peter tins. I reckon there's at least 200 people surrounding me right now. 200 people. Hey, if it's all for the tickets, then it's well worth it. It's the biggest BP of sin in my life. Where are all these people?

What? Okay. I don't know. You know what? It must be fueled. today, I reckon. Everyone's filling up their cars for it to be cheap. Okay, all right. Let's just quickly, because I think it's illegal to talk on your phone out of gas station.

But Lucy, sing us some Kesha, Keisha, Keisha. Okay. Don't stop, make you pop. DJ blow my speakers up tonight on the fight till we see the sunlight. TikTok on the clock, but the party don't stop. And oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa. Oh, whoa. How was that?

That was great. It was great, Lucy. We love it. I felt second and embarrassment, so I liked it. Thank you, Lucy. Contestine number two now. Ritichna, is that how I'm saying it right? Sorry?

Yeah, you've got it. Perfect. Retichina. Okay, cool. Where are you? And how many people will you be singing in front of us? Okay, so I'm at the coffee culture in Beckenham, I think. And that we're complex.

There's all these different stores as well. I'm literally right outside the front and the outside bits. It's kind of embarrassing for me right now. Oh. But that's fine. We can interrupt their coffees. Yeah, no, give them a beautiful performance, I think. Make their afternoon.

Yeah. All right, Rotisna, after you, you choose whatever cash your song you want to sing and you go for it. You pick a cash a song. Belt it, girl. Are you ready? Yes. Wake up. You can stop.

You won the tickets. No, actually. Hey, with that beautiful voice are yours. Well done, Retitia. Pass on the EdgeNZ Instagram page. Presale kicks off Tuesday at 12pm next Tuesday. And the electric avenue pre-sale. starts 12 p.m next Wednesday. General Public on sale goes live Friday the 12th of September

for all the details. Texan Avenue to 33443. Ritishner, how do you say your name? I'm Britishman, but I'm called Tash to be honest. Casher. Cash's name. Oh, Kasha. Yeah, see? Kasha. Thank you very much.

I agree to disagree. I know I love you. Hey, take the seconds back off, hopefully. Prejudson said. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Boys out there. partners, significant others.

You might think that us gals want romantic gestures. You might think we want to be whined and dined. You might think we want presents or flowers or treats. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Sabrina Carpenter's new song addresses us. It's called Tears. We're about to play it in full. And when we do really listen to the lyrics because she breaks it down,

we're very simple. And all we want to really bring the spark and to really make us want you, like really, really, want you, if you know what I mean, is very easy things, such as having initiative and doing the dishes. Maybe just do the dishes, I'll give you what you, what you want you want you. See? That's hard work though, but yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so that's all that. Jeannie loves doing the dishes though. No, no. She does. Oh, she swears by us there. I wouldn't want to take that away from her. Trust me. So instead, I will just do real sexy things, like say sexy things to her.

No, she doesn't want that. I believe you me, she doesn't want you to whisper her sweet nothings. No, we don't want that, Sean. We want to come home and have the bench wiped clean. We want to sit down with a cup of tea after dinner and you to do the dishes. But I feel like it's really considerate once you've finished your plate, you just go to the dishwasher and you put it in there yourself. Yeah, it's a good point. Yeah, but then what, like the pots and pans and stuff that created the dinner?

If they do that, is it sexy if I then go turn it on. Wait, do you know what the hottest thing would be? If Sarah, your girlfriend finished her dinner on the couch? Yeah. And then you're like, babe, let me take that. And you took her plate and walked it to the dishwasher and you rinsed it and you put it in. And she had to do nothing.

But I'm carrying what I've got my plate to take. You put it on top of the other. You were a waiter, you know. Guys, this is the simple stuff we want. Another line in Sabrina Carpenter's song, Tears, talks about putting together IKEA furniture. Brilliant. That's exactly what we want.

We don't want to do that. We want you to do that. My girlfriend's really good at making that furniture. Like, she's real good at it. Yeah, last time we bought these chairs, I watched Jeannie do it, my fiancé, and she kind of had a mental breakdown, and I watched her. But I helped. How did you help?

I gave her criticism from the sidelines. No. Oh, that's in the wrong place, I think. I don't know, I'm not really watching. You put it on the couch in a sexy position while watching her, you know, and that's sexual for a woman. That's what I'm saying. Guys, guys, this is my point.

It's not, we don't want things sexual. We just want things done. And we just want things done without being asked. This is the opposite of the patriarchy and what I've been taught. Another example from, from me. Sabrina Carpenter's song is talking about respect and talking about, hey look, if I've sent you a text, you need to send a reply to me and don't pretend your phone's broken. Okay, that's what's making Sabrina Carpenter hot.

It's someone that can use their phone and reply to a message. You can't say anything about a faulty phone. My phone always breaks, you know? No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. You just don't reply. You just don't reply. Maybe.

What happened to treat a man keeping keen? That's what I was always. The chase is the best part of it. 3343. Text in right now, Wahine. Or 0800 the edge. Give us a call. And chip into the conversation and let us know what's the best mundane thing your partner does that makes you think, damn, I want you.

For example, so I've got a few. Setting up anything tech. Setting up the sound bar when we first got a sound bar. And he knew what to do and all the buttons and all the wires. I'm like, oh my God, I would never know what to do. a thousand years. That is the greatest thing you can be doing right now. Is that hot? And then I'm like, you come to me after you finish with that sound bar.

I'm going to sound on your bar. Is that really hot? Why do my dad keep asking me to help him with something? Oh yeah, that's weird. Another one, my partner Jake just fixed the hinge to a door. It's always been a little bit wonky. And he's like, I got this. And he went to Bunnings, got the hinge. Bada bing, bada bumb. And I'm like, oh. Once you're fin of screw on that, you can come over here.

Screw something up. Exactly. Hey, my last one, and this is the best. hottest thing you guys can be doing in your relationships right now. This is a guaranteed way to get a smoot at the end of the night. Is everyone listening? Put away the laundry. Whoa. Put away the laundry.

The laundry is a big process. You've got to empty the hamper into the washing machine. You've got to put it on. You've got to get it out. You've got to either put it in the dryer or hang it up. The laundry process is too long. So you can finish that process by hanging it up in the wardrobe? I guarantee there'll be a happy end.

Is that it? That's all we want. I don't know where the laundry goes. Your Arvos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. In Sabrina Carpenter's new song, she talks about all the very mundane things, the normal things. That really gets her pickle tickled, if you know what I mean. Like things like doing the dishes.

Boys, that's all you need to do and it'll be good for you. Your partners will be like, oh my God, blown away. And then you'll have a good time. things like putting together IKEA furniture things like using a phone and replying to text messages things like communication

respecting women all these very normal things this is what we want we don't want the big ginormous romantic gestures don't come home with flowers come home with a cloth

and wipe the bench that's what we want what if I write a poem and wear some sexy undies so 333 San Joaquina thank you so much listener Fano

for contributing to this chat because I feel like this is an educational process for the boys listening Sean Harrison, you'll agree. Eyes are opening. IME says, there's nothing better than when he mows the lawns.

Oh, yeah, I've heard that the smell of freshly mowed lawn is an aphrodisiac. And you know what's even better is when you don't have to be asked to mow the lawns. But is it more like the end result of a lawn being mowing, or is it like the physical look of a guy mowing the lawns? I think it's just contributing to a massive chore and just getting it done.

No, but what if you're shirtless? Sweat dripping off. Again, you're sexualising it. No, it's just contributing. Brittany, going to the supermarket and organizing dinner. Bonus if he buys a bottle of wine too. That's pretty.

Pricey. It's expensive. Yeah, it's a lot of stuff for hard. There's work to go and do that as well. It's like another job. I'm off the clock. At what point are you just paying for it and that's a whole ethical.

Yeah, yeah. So these are the best mundane things your partner does to really get you going. Debbie, literally setting any appliance to the right setting the dryer, the washing machine and then she's listed off a bunch of appliances. Hey, that is hard.

Is that like, does she mean like setting the right time? You know how after a power cut and the flashes the wrong time for ages? Is it something like that? No, I think like, I still don't really know how to work the oven or the washing machine at home. Oh, what? Getting on my girlfriend is to kind of tell me how to do those things.

I'm always like, babe, what one should I put it on? And she'd be like this. I'm like, what about I know I push again? Harrison. Harrison, learn how to do, learn. Please. Oh my God, for the sake of humanity, you have to learn how to use those things.

I kind of get that one actually because she's real angry whenever I don't know. Oh my God, I can't like, I can't even, I can't even, I can't even, I can't even, it gets me too mad. And Jill is here from Dunedin. Hi, Jill. Hi, what normal thing. We don't want the romantic side of things. We don't want the presents and all that.

What just normal thing does your partner do that makes you think, damn, that's great. Well, my kids are growing up now, but when they were younger, just playing with the kids. Yeah. Okay, so maybe for me, find someone's kids. Yeah, what kids should we go after? Play with some kids. Yeah. Having a wee tea party with the girl.

Invite some kids over for a tea party. Don't just find random children, please. You, me? A few kids? Cup of tea. Hey, I've got a kid you can borrow and then I can have the afternoon off. That's inappropriate. Wait, so I go home one day.

I go, Jeannie, look, I've got a kid. I've found a kid. I'm going to hang out with this kid. Jeannie goes, that's hot. Point is, guys, just chipping a little. bit more, not you guys particularly, but every every man listening right now, just do a little extra and

I promise you you're going to get a little extra okay? Wow. And that's a guarantee all your money back. All your money back? How much do I have to pay for this? Up next on the edge Arvos. Flat Wars is on right now. One flat is going to be going to R&V, one flat will be eliminated. They've had a challenge that they've been doing

for the last 24 hours to get a celebrity endorsement. Some big celebrities coming through on it as well. We'll play them next. Your Arvos hit harder. With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge The Edge R&V Flat Wars

There are four flats remaining all vying for their chance to go to R&V to see Kid Cardi Wilkinson Good Neighbours and the rest The challenge yesterday was

To get a celebrity shout out In video format And tag us online The best celebrities We'll be going through To the next round So let's see what we got All right

I'm excited for this one Some good celebrities Some good celebrities Some good celebrities First off, Horn Palace came through with Patty G. Hey everybody, Patty G here. Just the message to all the breathers down at Horn Palace in the need near, Targo, cheer fellas.

Let's get these boys to rhythm and vines, these breathers, these heavy breathers. They are the fucking news. Yeah, Iggy. He's a representative of the flat joins us. How'd you get Patty G, did you slide into the DMs? One of the boys just had some connections. So good connection. It's a good connection.

All right, that's Iggy's one from Horn Palace. This is from Meet on May. They managed to get former All Black's captain Sam Kane. Shout out to Meet on May Street and the Edge FM. Let's get these guys to Rhythm & Vines, eh? Up the Tron. So you guys are in Hamilton, many. That's a pretty big effort.

Yes, well, one of our flatmates had a special connection with Sam Kane. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Romantic? Oh, no, no. Well, just in relative, kind of. He's married with children. By blood, by blood.

Oh, by blood. That makes it worse. Definitely not. Oh, right, no, no. My uncle, my uncle is best friends with Sam Cain's far-in-law. I see. It is. It is.

It is. strings. And I suppose to cover. Meet on May Flat from Hamilton. Great job. The chicken coop sent through quite a lot.

Would I say they had as bigger names as the last two? No, but they definitely had some big options. Uncle Ticks. I love you, the edge. Send the fucking chicken coop to Friken R&V, baby.

UFC fighter Kikara France? It was quite big. Gooder, guys. Send the chicken coops to R&V. It's a fucking coop. I knocked him down because he got it wrong.

Little Fritter, UK, sorry, Australian DJ. Oyo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, go off the chicken coop. JJ Feeney, former... Oh, let's just. Edge. Please, use the checking coop.

I think Minu in the background as well. Her partner. And also, Sharon Casey used to do this show. Because if you don't, then I will give them all of the dirt, especially on Steph. And I've got copious amounts of dirt on Sean. And Harrison, I reckon I could dig some up. Oh, great get, Zoe.

They are pretty good at that. I'm quite a frown. It's huge. That's big, yeah. I'm actually one of the biggest celebrities in New Zealand right now. How'd you get him? Oh, we honestly, we were all together in the lounge and we just went hard on the DMs.

We were emailing the management. We were emailing partners, like husbands and wives. We just went hard for hours, honestly. Good way. Well, they do agree that Kai Carter, France, is probably the biggest name, Harrison. I knocked them down because of his video. Go to guys.

Send the chicken coops to IMV. He didn't mention it. But it makes it good, though. He didn't know what it was. He got the name wrong. Got to knock him down slightly. And Zoe from the church flat in Christ's church is here. Now, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe.

We don't have a video. No. So, what happened? Talk us through it, Zoe, because you did reach out to a lot of celebs. Yes, we try to vet. I guess we don't have any special enough connections. Oh, that's just sad. No.

You tried, because you've given us. lots of evidence. You blew up so many people's DMs. He tried calling all black Brody Ritalick. You did have his number but he, did he just not reply or didn't answer? No, but we should have tried Sam Kane instead, I guess. Did you head up celebrity DJ Sean Hill?

No. Oh, did me? I'm not sure. I don't think that would have won it anyways, to be honest. Because that's that, Sean and he's kind of not very... Someone did message me that. I think it was the chicken coat. Rub it in Sean. They had like 500 videos so I wouldn't, you know.

Oh, Zoe from the Chick Church. It's devastating stuff, but one flat does have to be eliminated and because you guys don't have a video, I'm afraid it is you guys. But thank you so much for being part of Flat Wars anyway. That's okay, thank you. Incredible money from you girls. Have fun of an RV if you somehow get a ticket somewhere else.

We're going to buy tickets. I'm sure we'll find our way there. Exactly, exactly. No, they are on sales, so just get a box to see. This is horrible. It is horrible. But hey, does everyone else want to know what the next challenge is? Yes.

Oh, I'd love to. Okay, your third challenge is anything but clothes, festy edition. Think wearable arts, use beer boxes, rubbish bags, cut out maybe our faces if you have to. Has to be R&V and the Edge themed, and your proof is you doing a catwalk somewhere in public wearing your wearable arts outfits. Oh, funest challenge yet. That's a lot of fun. We touch base tomorrow. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. I'm 30. Hi, my name's Sean. All my friends have moved overseas. You might be in the situation. It happens. After COVID, everyone was like, you know what I'm going to do? Not live here anymore.

I've invested into three relationships in my life, three long-term friends. One's gone Vancouver. One's gone Sydney. One's gone to the UK. I don't really have many mates. We were talking about this on our podcast. Every night we put out a podcast of the best moments of the radio show. But at the very, very end of the podcast, we do a bobcast.

we do a bonus conversation that doesn't make the radio show and during that chat we were talking about how Sean is on his friend journey and one person he's really trying to make a friend is his barber and he put in a lot

you guys felt like he had a connection yeah I had one barber for six years and we had a real good connection and I actually asked him on a friend date at one point during that time he asked him out for beers and he didn't really he said yes but then we never happened at one point I actually invited him

down to Mount Munganui over summer to stay with you in your briefs. He's in the UK, so he's here in New Zealand and I was like, if you do end up down there, we've got a B&B, it's got spare rooms, feel free to crash. It was like a loose invite. It's your barber, bro. Again, like you're a number.

You're not, like, there's no personal connection there, okay? The reason we're talking about this is because I've now got a new barber, and I was saying that I'm connecting with this new barber a lot. And should I ask him out on a friend date? I'm doing his job. They talk to everybody, Sean, all the time. This is what you had to say in our podcast outro yesterday. It's not Sam, it's a classic situation when you go to a barber

who cuts you hair and you're like, Sean's like, man, this guy's real nice. Like, he's non-stop talking to me. We've had a connection. He's been, and because like their job, my underage dress is, their job is to talk all day. But Sean's going, man, this guy's got a lot of time for me. Yeah.

I should hit him up. I should invite him home. Guess what? He treats everyone. Yeah, man. We had a lot in common. You're a number. We had a lot in common.

Oh, you just reiterating what we said yesterday. I guess you don't still feel the same. Yeah. Yeah. So, your new. Barber, you feel like you've got a great connection with. Well, I think I have a better connection with the other guy, but it's just after six years, you can't force it anymore.

Exactly. Like, you've asked him for bears. You've asked him to stay with your parents at the mountain and nothing ever happened. Nothing eventuated. So how about with the new guy? He's just recently moved to New Zealand. Yeah, he's fresh from the UK as well. He'll be looking for friends.

Maybe he'll love to... Do you reckon? We have heaps in common as well. He's got similar tattoos to me. We like the same sports. Maybe he'll like to be invited to see another part of the country. He hasn't seen yet the beautiful Mount Monganoi. Yeah, and you do bang on about your three mates have gone overseas and now you've got no friends.

You've tried this multiple times as you're getting friends. Yeah. And the weirdest places, sawners, gyms. The boyfriend's sharing glasses. Yeah. I think we've found a new friend. Well, I've got his number. No, the thing is, he's only cut my hair once.

So with this other barber, it took me, I slow rolled it for about a year or two. and then ask them on a friend date. I've literally sat in this guy's chair for half an hour. It'd be super weird if I called him. I think if you're right, the vibes were on, and you kind of know when you've got a friendship connection with somebody, you know when you hit it off. And you feel like you've hit it off.

He needs new friends anyway. He's new to Altairo. Why don't we give him a call and invite him out for a friend date? So we're going to be doing that. It's going to ruin it. It's going to ruin whatever we could have. Believe it's game. We're trying to give you friends.

Go with it. Oh my God. Please don't make me do this. Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I've talked about this a lot on the show. I'm 30. All my friends have moved overseas.

I'm trying to make friends as an adult. It's very difficult. I've mentioned to you two, Stefan Harrison, that I've seen a new barber this week for the first time, and we got on like a house on fire. And maybe somewhere way down the road, we could become good friends. And that's exciting to me.

He's new to New Zealand, so he's looking for new friends. You're looking for new friends because all your mates are off travelling. So we thought, a bit like your old. barber where you invited him out on a friend date, have some beers. Why not try it with the new guy? Because he's looking for a mate. Yeah, and while you're at it, since you did this with the first guy, you should invite him to your family home in Mount Monganui.

Yeah, once again, I had my last barber for six years, and I really slow-rolled this relationship. But you were desperate for friends, man. You've got to bite the bullet fast. Oh, don't call it. I can't believe that you. No, you don't need to do the Mount Monganoi, but it. No, you don't.

Born, boys, when you're... Hey, hey, how you doing? Is this Lewis, who's at him? Step and die on the phone. Yes, it is. Lewis, my guy. How are you, bro? Sean here, you cut my hair for the first time.

The other day, I'm one of Corey's. Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep. Yeah, yeah, with the curly, the kind of mullet, little mullet thing. Absolutely, yeah. Lewis, my guy. Hey, good, man. Sorry to interrupt. I know you're probably busy with someone.

Thanks for the haircut. Killed it, by the way. Brilliant. That's a lot of here. Great job. I noticed you're new to New Zealand. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Um, so I, I'll just, I'm gonna be honest with you, man, just rip the band-aid off, I don't have many friends, right? A lot of my friends have moved overseas, all right? Okay. I'm 30, everyone's guys. Oh, oh, I've gone off to the UK. Somehow, Lewis, you've come the opposite way. It doesn't happen very often, anyway.

You're cutting me here the other day. I'm like, I was feeling a bit of a vibe. I don't know about you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely, man. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I was thinking, Lewis,

Would you want to get a beer? Yeah, 100% man, that sounds good. Lewis, this is amazing. This is amazing. You know what? I'm not going to ask him that. Okay, I've got a place in the Mount Mung and Newark. If you want to come past and stay, by the way.

Okay, that's a weird thing to offer as well. But hey, Lewis, thanks so much for the haircut, brother. I'll see you next time. Oh, good, bro. You too. I'll see you soon, okay. Take care, mate. See you.

See you, man. Okay, bye. Oh, you definitely shouldn't have done the Mount Mung in the week. Oh, you asked me, you made me do it. No, you shouldn't have done that one. The beer thing was great. The beer was fine, the beer was fine. Oh, you ruined it with the trip to the mount.

Yeah. Oh, no. Way too fast. You told me to do it? Yeah, I know, but then you shouldn't have. Your Arvos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. This is week 20.

This is the end. It's week 20. We've got to call it. Wow. It started off as a game called Degrees of Set where we just asked for, we threw a different Kiwi celebrity out every week and asked for a loose degree of separation to that person.

One stood out amongst the rest, Stan Walker. It has since become Degrees of Stan Walker. Oh 800 at the edge. What is your Stan Walker story? We thought it would fail after about 10 weeks and here we are on week 20. Is it really 20 weeks? It's 20 weeks?

Man, there's been some incredible stories. And I mean, the thing with these degrees of Stanwarker, Walker stories is the more degrees the better. The Stan Walkers, Uncle was walking down a driveway in Hamilton and I saw that guy on a video at a pet shop. Pretty niche that one.

But it's that kind of stuff, you know. Yeah, we don't want any relative, really. We don't want a close personal friend. If you met him one-on-one, it's not a very good story. No, we want, like, my friend once saw him picking out a DVD at a Video Easy when we were 15. Yes, my classic one is my uncle saw him shaving

his legs in the hotel pool and toopor. Outrageous story. Classic story, that one. This is the winner last week. My brother lives and works in Funganui, and he used to work with Dan Walker's wife, Lou, but also happens to have the same name as me. So that's my connection.

So 0-800 The Edge, do you want to claim this week's prize and keep degrees of Stan alive? I'm not sure we've got 20 weeks worth of calls on us, but 0-800-the-edge, give us a call right now and tell us any loose story about Stan Walker that you have. Your Avos Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Stan Walker! Speaking of great lyricists, Stan Walker. We do a segment every single Wednesday on this show, and we will continue to do so until we run out of stories. Oh, 800 The Edge. What is your degree of separation to Stan Walker? Believe it or not, this is Week 20. All right, let's go to Liz from Tamiki Makoto.

Liz, what is your Stan Walker story? Yeah, hi. So we own a trucking company, And one of our trucks was used in the movie Mount Zion, and Stan Walker was in that movie. I don't even know if he went in the truck. Great story, Liz. No notes, Liz.

I haven't even watched the movie, so I don't know. Oh, fantastic opener there, Liz. It's going to be hard to beat. All right, we're looking for low-level connections to Stan Walker. Let's go to Kim from Christchurch next. What's yours? Hi, guys. I was at the All Blacks Bitter's

Gold Cup in Auckland, October 2018. Sam Walker's in the corporate box. He sang the National Anthem, then he got to come back to the corporate box, sing with him, have a drink, and got the photo taken with the Bitterlowe Cup. So it was like a trifecta. That's good.

Pretty good. Pretty classy. That was pretty cool. Yeah. That is good. And I love that it wasn't recent. You were saying 2018, eh? Yeah, 2018 in October, Bitter's Lowell Cup, All Blacks, Slash, for Wallaby.

Sam Walker's singing and that's awesome. What a night. And pre-COVID. Remember those days? Curis, I think she had me until she said, I met him and took a photo with the Blues League Cup. Then it's like, oh, cool. I know, then it gets too close. Too cool.

The further away, the better. Yeah. All right, well, good contender. Kim, thank you. We've got a Nikki now from Tamaki Makoto. Nikki, looking for low-level connections to Stan Walker. What you got? Okay, so about seven years ago,

me and my husband went to Rarotonga for our wedding anniversary, and my husband had booked a romantic dinner on the beach for us. And that day I'd seen all these posters at Stan Walker was doing like an intimate concert With only about 50 people And I said to him, oh my God, oh my God, you're going to have to cancel that romantic dinner on the beach I've got to go So we went and I was so excited and I got really really drunk and actually Stan Walker invited us to go to the after party But I got so drunk that I ended up having to be taken home

So yeah She couldn't go Sad Yeah The man loves me last Rarotongah. It's always fair. It's about the 10th Rarotongan story.

Yeah. Hapes. All right, all right. One more contender. Thank you, Nikki. We are going to Leanna now in Tohunga. Leanna, what's your Stan Walker story? Hey, guys.

First, I've always wanted to get hold of you. So, yay. Yay. We're going way back. Way back to 2013. Me and my sister got a ticket to his concert. And then he had a huge line. of people for signatures after.

I wouldn't say it's like a super distant connection because we didn't just get his signature. He actually called us around to behind the desk and we got to kiss his cheek. So we've got this hilarious photo of me and my sister both kissing his cheek and then the two guys beside him on the

signing table, you have to see the photo and their faces, but we got to kiss Stan Walker. It's a great story. That's a great story. So I still have that photo today. I show everyone with my claim to fame. That's a great claim to vague. That's a funny claim.

Follow up question. Has it now or has it ever been a iPhone wallpaper of yours? It definitely has. I think I had it as my wallpaper for like a year after we got that photo together. That's good. Another degree there as well. Yeah, true. Oh, Leanna, that's great.

Oh, guys, okay, here's what we've got. We got Liz, who owns the trucking company, and the truck was in a movie that he was in. She's never seen. Never seen the movie. Kim, who was in a corporate box at a rugby game in 2018, and he was there too and they got a photo

with the bledders low carp. Nikki, who went to an intimate concert of his in Rarotonga and then got invited to the after party but she was too hammered to go. Well, we've got Leanna, who went to a show as well, lined up for ages to get a signature

but not only did she get his autograph, she also got a little kiss on the cheek and a photo. That was her wallpaper. I mean, the last one is like the best story, the kissing, but it's not a lot of degrees. It's too close.

You guys already know which way I'm going to lean for this. I think we all know. one's the best one, right? Congratulations. From Auckland, Liz, got it! Hey, that's awesome. You never met him.

Liz, whose truck was once in a movie that he was in that you've never seen. Yes. That's insane. And that is the aim of the game, Liz, congratulations. Your avos head harder

with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, yesterday Harrison brought in his brand new pet. I've got a lovely girlfriend. I'm in a lovely place that we share together. I bet the next move has to be animal. And all I'll say is sleepless night.

What are crying? What is in that box crying? You ready to see? Yeah, please. We get filming this all. You can see it on Air Jarvo's Instagram. He has in a little bit of poos. What is it?

So you're aware of that. Okay, please. Welcome to the world, Charlie. Oh, you know it. Oh, for goodness. How cute. Look, he's done a little poo though. I knew. That was one of my guesses.

How cute. So stupid. Oh my gosh. Seriously, me and Sarah. You made me turn the lights down for them. Don't yell. It's a Tamagotchi, everyone. It's not even a real animal.

So you bought it a shoebox. You basically made us turn the lights down. You bought a Tamagotchi. Yeah. Well, I've never really, like, owned a pet. It's not a pet. It's not a pet. It is a pet.

It literally is a pet. But I've never had like a, like we had a childhood dog that, you know, died. Recently, yeah. Recently died. RIP. I agree on this. Yeah. So now it's me and my girlfriend.

We've never owned a pet together. Maybe that's the next step in our relationship. So we're trialing it with a Tamiguchi. Mm-hmm. Which I thought it was quite fun, quite cute. You know, it's kind of a bit trendy. Not that it's very trending at the moment, but I saw it. Well, no, because if you're listeners out there who don't know what a tamagotchi is,

big in the 90s, a small little electronic, as you're like a bunny alien character. Bunny alien, yeah. And you have to feed her and water it. Came out in 1996. You reckon it's a trendy? Are they coming back? Yeah, I reckon they're coming back. How much did you spend on this Tamagotchi?

$42. This is outrageous. First of all, that they still sell them. I had no idea. Second of all, go and spend $50 on something else. Yeah, well, we'll try and raise this together. But, like, you've got to feed it medicine, you've got to feed it of food. You've got to keep it happy.

So last night, I get home from work and we're sitting on the couch together. We'll try to watch a documentary. And it's just like beeps every five minutes. And I'll be like, Sarah, it's your turn, that she'll pick it up. She goes, he's unhappy. then you had to play this stupid little batting game with him, put it down. Baby again, Harrison, your turn. He's hungry.

He's going to feed him. Are you doing this? Back and forth. Because I was like, I was just kind of fun, but it's getting very domestic very quickly. Like very quickly. And then I'm like, all right, it's midnight. Let's go to bed. We're going to keep Charlie downstairs.

You know, I don't know. He'll rule in the moment. But I don't think you made to sleep with the kids in the bedroom, you know? Nah, and also like, depends on, you know, the plans were last night. Yeah, you don't want any interruptions. Exactly. So we keep Charlie downstairs. Two o'clock in the morning.

Charlie's crying. By crying, by crying. Is he just beeping? Yeah, but it's crying. But it's not. It's like beep, beep, it's like a... Yeah, so that's him... He's running with tears, running with tears.

And so I'm like, oh, and babes that, can you go check on him? Oh, gosh, I have to go downstairs and check on Charlie. Catch is, I can't find Charlie. So I'm like, oh, it's all right. I'll go back upstairs. Beeps again. I'm like, babe, it's your turn. She goes down.

I can't find Charlie. Yeah, absolutely. And we can't find Charlie. I'm like, you're going to have to find Charlie. He can't stop crying. So then I go downstairs. I'm looking for Charlie. And I'm just like falling on and off to sleep

on the living room floor. Like I'm just constantly because I can't find Charlie anywhere. But he keeps beeping. Then I go find him, fall to sleep. Wake up doing him beeping, fall asleep, blah, blah, blah. And we still can't find Charlie. I haven't got him today. He's gone missing, but he still beeps.

And then my girlfriend who texts me going like, literally, I've been turning their house upside down looking for Charlie. He'll be in the couch. Have you checked the couch? everything's always in the couch. If you've lost something, it's in the couch. I don't know. Every time.

I need to go home and look. On the bright side, it's a piece of technology from the 90s, and in 20 minutes it'll run out a battery, and you'll find it in a year's time. Oh, no. These are like, the batteries never run out. Really? That's what they're scientifically proven.

Oh, no. Once you do get sick of the Tamagotchi, though, like, for reals, and you can't turn it off. And you've had enough and you want to get rid of it. You know what your next step is. Put it up for adoption. No, no, no. A new pet.

Yeah. Furby. Oh, my gosh. Way more fun I think Charlie needs a system Need a system Feel like an adoption's on the way

And then one of those robot dogs That were really big in like 2005 Now that's just stupid Sean Oh Sorry Your Avos hit harder With Sean Steph and Harrison

Now I've heard about this happening But I don't know anyone personally In my life That this has happened too But I want to put it out there To text into 3343 If you know of anyone

Who has been through this or you yourself has been through this. So 0,800 the edge is our phone number. But have you ever had a baby and you didn't know you were pregnant? Is that a thing? Oh, that's crazy. It's a thing. It's a thing.

And I don't know anyone myself who's had a baby and they didn't know they were pregnant. But I've definitely heard of stories. And the latest story is a woman to come out of America. She was at a festival, a music festival called Burning Man, which you guys might have heard of. So she was three days into this music festival. her and her husband, she's 37, and they're staying at the music festival,

but in their car. They've got like a van or something. And so three days into the festi, she's starting to have like really bad cramps and really bad pains in her tummy. And the thing is, she had no idea that these were labour pains. She had no idea she was pregnant,

and she ended up giving birth right there in the camper van. Oh, at Burning Man as well. She could, like most of the people there are tripping, absolutely. balls. Imagine thinking you're having like a psychedelic experience and then you kind of come to from it and you're like no that was real. You had a baby

that happened in the desert. Do some women just not get like baby bumps? They're called a cryptic pregnancy where you have no signs of pregnancy. It's crazy. So I don't know. Producer Nurse Sam might know more about this but do you not get your period at all or do you still

get your period when you've got a cryptic pregnancy? Oh can't hear you. Hold on one second one second. Sorry can't Yep. Still can't here. Still can't here. Do you want to jump in here, Sam? Jump in here, grab a mic.

But I've heard of this before. And so you don't even show because you're probably holding your baby, like your uterus is like quite, I don't know, you're not protruding out so you kind of don't really know or you just feel bloated. Yeah, so some woman have like a retroverted uterus. My gosh, I've had, yeah. I think that's the word. So it tilts a different way.

So instead of baby growing out, it can grow towards your back. The rest of your body will like move around so that it all fit. But yeah, for some woman, you literally will have no bump. No bump. And what about periods? Do you still get that? Some woman can, but that's even more not as common. Right.

Yeah. So this baby is fine. The mother is fine. She was very small, though, this baby. She was three pounds, which is quite a small baby. Yeah, a little baby. So they've named her Aurora and she's fine. She's been called a miracle baby.

Of course the parents are their kid at Burning Man called their kid Aurora and a miracle. Sorry, it's a miracle It's a miracle. Every baby's a miracle. Every baby's a miracle. That's insane. Burning Man, that's terrible. It's like, imagine if you're at R&V or something

and then your mate's like, oh, I've got bad cramps and you're like, oh, okay, sit down or something, and then a baby comes out of that. Come back from the Portaloo with twins. Like, it's so crazy. So, yeah, anyway, that's called a cryptic cryptic pregnancy? Yep, and that's what that is.

It's handy having a producer who is formerly a medical professional. It's my pleasure. Yeah, thanks, Sam. Next you can have a look at Sean's rash. Oh, God, that's very helpful. It needs that check. It's great. It's great day.

I'm leaving. I'm out of here. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It is the great 2025 lock-in, where if your hopes and dreams, the goals that you said at the start of the year, you'd use resolutions. If they've kind of been put to the side, you haven't really thought too hard about it, not done too much about it. Then now is the time to lock in September, October, November. December, we've got a third of the year to go.

It's not too late. And this part of the show, you're welcome to call through on 0-800 The Edge. And tell us what your goal is. Tell us what you want to achieve between now and the end of the year. And we're going to give you some free motivation in our motivation. Blat. Motivation in this economy. I just got all like, my eyes just went black.

I just got so into saying blitz. Wow, you're so motivated. Same stars. Wow. Let's go. Oh, 800 of the year. to you, Zara and Taranga, welcome to the motivation. Blen!

What's your goal? Hi, Zara. Bye. What do you want to achieve? I want more money. Oh, yeah, Zara, that's damn right. What are you going to do? You're going to go out and some shops.

You're going to go out and apply for some jobs and go, here's my CV, you know, what do you want to want? What do you want out of you? I want money. So if you've got money, you know, I'm going to hurt it or why. Okay, sounds good. I will do that. Yeah.

Invasion. Go for it. It'd be nice if we could understand the motivation, but yeah. All right, Carl and Daniedon, what is your goal, my friend? Welcome to the motivation. Blue! I'm saving money for a wedding and an upcoming second child. Oh, you're going to do, you're going to get out of the poker,

you're going to go, can I get this? You go, no, hold on, I'll put that back in my pocket and two of them, a wallet and take home because I've got a wedding and I've got a single child on the way, and that's way more important than all this crap, what? Sounds bloody good. Motivation, Carl, you put that whatever it is back. Up your ass. No, there's not what you put it.

In a motivating way. Back on the shelf. Okay. Shell fast. No, that's the same thing. Brooke is here on 9-800-year-old. Brooke, welcome to the motivation. Between now and the end of the year, Brooke, we are locked in, and what are you locked in for?

I want to give up smoking. Okay, Rick, what are you going to do? You're going to go down to the dairy? You're going to go have a pack of darts. and go, actually, sorry, Sarah, actually can't do that because I'm on the darts, and they're going to get off the darts. It's really bad for my lungs and everything, so it's really bad, but it is nice on the cold night, actually.

And the one down from works, right? No, no, no, no. It's quite good, quite a good. But as you're discussing, you shouldn't have them, so you're going to give them up, or what? Yeah, I'll give them up. Yeah! Congratulations, Brock, and as a result, you are winning a free pack of Benson and Hedges from us.

What? No, just joking. A bit of a bit light joke there. I think that's actually illegal. Yep. Once again, it was a joke. will not be giving away cigarettes on the radio show because Harrison stole them all.

Bravo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Instant coffee was invented in invocardial. Octopuses have three halves. It's a great fact. Best fact about the wombat would be that wombat do square poos. Pumping out square nuggies.

The Edge five-star fact. back, ladies and gentlemen, by popular demand. That's not true. No one requested it to return. Oh, that's very good. It's good, man. It's real good. Guys, we're getting it around just, Sean. You know what that means to me. To hear that? This is where I present a fact to the team,

and they will rate it out of five stars, based on the following criteria. He's so bamboozled to that we're supporting the segment there. Shocks, man. He lost a train of thought from it. That's my thought. The originality, I was waiting for you guys to do it, actually. Yeah. So you usually gives the criteria. Originality, shareability. and performance.

Yep. Judges residing Harrison Keith, producer, nurse, Sam, and Stephanie and Monks. And Steph, not nurse, monks. It's my new name. Oh, I've seen you. I've seen that little nurse outfit you got.

You wish. Interesting. Today's five-star fact is about the hyena and the fact is that female hyenas have bigger penises than males. Hmm.

Whoa, I think the fact should be female hyenae. Pinai. God, that's so good. I don't think that's how you say hyenas. Female hyenae have pheny. Wow. If you had said that, I wouldn't know what you're talking about.

Female hyenas have panas. Do you know what? Do you know something about a hyena is, you know, the Lion King did really bad things for conservation with hyenas because hyenas are the bad guy in the Lion King franchise. So everyone started hating hyenas. But hyenas are actually awesome. My friends are wildlife photographer. My friends are hyena.

And she gets a lot of slack. She's great. She's real awesome. I thought that's where it was going. My friend who's a wildlife videographer in Africa, he films while dogs and hyenas and stuff, and they need more support and love out there, but everyone hates them because of the Lion King.

It's true fact. Well, they do kill a lot, though, eh? Quite ravaged beasts. No, no. See, that's where you're wrong. Snarling, the laughing. No, that's, no. The cockiness, though.

Every carnivore. Every carnivores out there fending for themselves. What about a lion? We love lions. They're the same. Well, the hyenas keep killing the lions. No. Yes, they do. You've seen the movie. No. So the rest of the fact is, and I've saved this for later in the show

because it is a bit raunchy. But the female hyena, this is so insane, they have a penis that's bigger than the male hyena's penis. And what happens is the female hyena's penis opens up, and the male puts their penis inside the female's penis. and then when the hyenas are born like a quarter of them don't make it because they get birthed out of a penis.

Wait, so it's like, it's not a penis. It's like a vagina that hangs. Is it a vagina that hangs? It looks exactly the same as the male's penis. So it's not a penis. It's a hanging vagina. It sounds like a hanging vagina. It looks like a penis and it sounds,

it looks like a penis. But it's not a penis. No, it's a hanging vagina and it's very loose hanging vagina. It's a penis. It's a very floppy fanny. It's just a very floppy fanny. I'm so sorry.

Okay, what they've said, Googled it. No female honours do not have a penis. They have a pseudo penis, which is an elongated clitoris. Thank you. There we go. A massive. Okay. So the clitori on the high-e-oh.

Okay. So the he-upon-eye. Can I rephrase a kind of, similar to a peni? But it's a clitori. Can I restart the fact? No. No. Okay, so down.

Okay, so down. You're a zero. A bit of an ethical dilemma that I wanted to run past the two of you. This has gone viral today. Someone posted this online. They did a crime. Committed a crime. A young woman, 25 years old, it doesn't say what the crime is, but basically she got

offered either 20 days in prison or two years on probation. And she is the first person this year to choose 20 days in prison, as opposed to the two years on probation. probation. So I thought I'd ask you to what would you rather do? Probation just means you can't get into trouble if you're getting caught and you're in trouble and you get caught, you do something bad and you get caught, you go to jail for longer time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what probation is.

I googled it. It said regular check-ins, drug testing restrictions, curfews. You can't go out at a certain time. You can't leave your town. For two years. Two years. You can't leave your town. You have to come back at like 10pm every night and you get good behaviour monitoring. So it will consume your life for two years or 20 days in prison, done. That changes it for me.

That change, is it? Depends what country, you know, if it was New Zealand prison, I'd probably just go to prison. For 20 days, get it done. Because either way you're going to get a criminal conviction. Yeah. Either way. Oh, for the experience of my life, I'd go to prison.

Yeah, I think so. I'd go to prison. So it's just under three weeks in prison. What? Two years. You don't have you been like, hey, have you seen Harrison? He hasn't come out and said, like, normally he's like here at the Warriors match. And it's like, no, he's in prison.

Like, it hits pretty hard rather than being like, oh, he can't come out, he's on curfew. What was the crime that she committed? I've looked everywhere for it. I can't find it. No, I can't find it. It's not being disclosed. Oh, it is hard. I like the yarn of it, though, to be able to be like in 20 years to be able to look back and go, I went to prison.

That's a good chat. I was listening to the new Drake podcast today with that Bobby Elth-Thop girl. She's back. She's back doing another episode with Drake, like the same situation. They're both in bed together. They talk about their rift that happened a few years ago when she interviewed him. and he talks about how he's on tour at the moment he's about to go to Sweden

and he was arrested in Sweden she's like why did you get arrested in Sweden he's like I was having this big house party and things got crazy and I shouldn't have been arrested it was over the top blah blah blah but his story is he got he was in jail

she's like oh my god you're in jail he's like for nine hours but still he's got the story that he's been to jail That's cool It's not cool but you know it's a cool story But it's better than just being like

Oh yeah I got a I got a house a probation. I was pretty much in house arrest for two years. That's low. That's dumb. Yeah. Yeah, because you think, like, after the 20 days, you're done.

But you've got to think, like, a year and off, I've got another year of this. Can you come to my birthday? No. Is it going to go on a holiday? No, I can't do it. No, I've changed my mind. I'm such a homebody.

I would absolutely love the excuse. Be like, hey, see, if you want to come to my party? Not that anyone ever asked me. No, I'm on probation. No, I'm on probation. It's not a cool excuse. I'm so sorry, I actually can't. For two years, you've got an excuse.

you say you never have to leave your couch. Oh, I'm in. Something to think about. Something to think about. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, I hope you enjoyed the podcast. We're sitting here and Steph has done quite a strange task on her own.

She wanted to share it with the class. Well, yeah, this was just going to be for you boys in the room and no one else. We are. This is still for us. But it's for you and also for you listening now. I have written a hypothetical make-believe made up. track list of Taylor Swift songs. These are song titles that I think have a Taylor Swift vibe to them.

And it's not a real album. They're not real songs, but it's just what I think could be. Fantastic. Okay, you ready? So, hold on this one. Once again, Harrison and I both very recent Taylor Swift fans based purely on that podcast.

Yeah, pretty recent. You guys can actually tell me what you think the vibe of the song is and I'm going to tell you whether you're right or wrong. How about that? Okay. So track number one on this Make Belief Taylor Swift album. Dandelion Do we say stuff now?

My instinct does I'm shocked that's not a song she already has All of these song titles should have that effect Yeah That's what I'm going for

She doesn't like I imagine Daisy's probably a song Of hers She's probably done No that's a Kady Perry song No not Taylor Sure Dandy line's a very soft

Quite romantic song Bingo Wimical Beautiful Beautiful start to an album Yeah It's folklore It's giving acoustic

Yeah Track number two Back when you meant it Oh Harty screaming Like you got me Back when you mean Yeah.

Like a break up, like antsy. Yeah, Anse. Back when you meant it. I think it's too wordy. No, but Taylor Swift likes a wordy title. Look, what you made me do. Oh, it's true. You belong with me.

No, yeah. They're quite weirdy. They're quite wordy. It's very Taylor Swift. Okay, here's another one. Empty bottles. How long did you spend on this? All afternoon.

Do you reckon this is more of a party song or drinking home alone, I don't think she'd write a song about alcohol either way It could be empty bottles as in like ships in a bottle or something Or bottles Yeah it probably is about ships in a bottle, she'll be right I'm just trying to think about it Empty bottles

Empty bottles is a bit of a bop About how when you spend like a fun boozy night together And you have a lot of fun for like maybe the first time I don't know And then you're like wake up and there's like empty bottles on the beach And you're like what happened last night That's the vibe I'm liking these.

Okay, track number four. Your way too excited over your own fictitious Taylor Swift's tracklist. Track number four, mile high. Ooh. That's very reputation if she's going to do this. Very sexy song. Yeah. Very steamy.

Yeah, it's more Sabrina. You hear that? And I go, that's Sabrina. Yeah. That's not Taylor. It's like punny. It's like fun. And it's about sex on the plane.

Okay, so track number five, notoriously Taylor Swift. puts a big emotional ballad normally in that fifth spot on all her albums. And so this hypothetical Taylor's Fifth albums, Track 5, is called, again, lengthy title, Sean, sorry. What I Would Have Worn to Our Wedding. That doesn't roll off the tongue. That doesn't strike me as, because we've had to feature in the hook. The hook will have to be what I would have worn to our wedding, which doesn't, that doesn't, she's not finding a melody. She's a genius.

She'll make it work. What I would have worn. What I would have worn to our wedding. I think it's more like... No, that's right. Harrison's right. No, but I think what I want to do here with that title is to, for people to be like, oh my God, she's talking about Joe.

Maybe they were secretly engaged? Was they going to, were their wedding plans? It's going to get a lot of talk. It's going to get a lot of talk. And just, I'm just in an A&P right now. I'm in her kind of music department record label place. I think it'll get people talking. No, she's an Easter ego.

What I would have worn, track six, to the wedding. No, she doesn't. She doesn't do that. She doesn't do that. Could she, though? Okay, so track number six is called Welcome Matt. So I've just heard the sad ballad. But now, new beginnings.

So it's about Travis's friend Matt. No, no, welcome Matt. So when do you buy a welcome mat? When you've moved in together, you're in a new relationship. You get, like, excited and you buy things together. You're buying like a toaster together. You're buying all these things. You buy like the cutest little Welcome Matt.

And so that's about the new relationship with Travis. Yeah? Yeah, I get that. I'll let you guys go back to you guessing. The track number seven. How long is the album? 12 tracks. Okay.

Dau. Mason jars. I don't know what that is. Go ahead. I've no idea what that is. Oh, sorry. I thought you said. I know what that is.

No, I don't. I don't know. A mason jar is like if you were to make your own like jam or honey or something, you'd put it in like a really cute like mason jar. Sometimes people put like tea like candles in there to make it look nice. Once again, shocked that's not a song of hers. Yeah. Right.

That should have, that definitely exists somewhere. Thank you very much. Any ideas what it could be about? A romantic evening. Or she put all their thoughts in there. She's written notes in there. Put it in there. She's going to give it to someone.

Put it all in the messenger. Sure. I actually haven't really figured out what that one's about, but I just thought, like Sean just said, it's very Taylor Swift-esque. Track number 8, 19, 11, 12. 8 is a song called, Why Do I Do This? It's the weakest yet.

Yeah, that one's, yeah. No, it is Taylor Swift. She likes putting a question in. She's literally got a song called Question. Can I ask you a question is what it's called. Can I ask you a question? Anyway, it's called Why do I do I do I do I do I do this? And the song goes, why do I do I do I do I do I do this?

Like that. That's the song. Interesting. So she's going to play on the do I do I do. So why do I do I do I do this? So it's going to be like, why do I do I do I do this? That's the vibe. Okay.

Yeah. So basically it's a song about self-sabotage and how when she gets close to someone. It's really hard for her to trust somebody. so she's like self-sabotaging and pushing people away when you get close to them. That's what the song's about. Obviously. So the next one's called Keep them coming. Whoa.

There we go. Here we are. Keep them coming. I'm invested. Keep them coming. Yeah, eventually you're just all out though, aren't you? What's it about? What's the vibe?

Sex. No. Fucking. It's not about that. It's about if you do it more than three times in around, nothing really comes. comes out. What? Really?

Is that a name? Hey, question. You run out eventually. Do you? Yeah, yeah, it'll remake itself over a couple hours. Nah, I don't know. Back to back, to back, to back. I don't know if that's correct.

I'm full of it. Keep them coming. It's gross. It's about her haters and all the trolls and all the mean people on the internet and Scoot of Braun and lame people in Taylor Swift's life like that. And she's like, you guys are nothing. Keep him coming because I'm strong and I'm going to tell you guys I'm the boss beach

basically Does she talk like that I'm a new time I'm not so fair I've never heard of talk like that either Oh yeah yeah yeah I'm the boss beach I'm a boss beach

Keep him coming Yeah keep them going Okay trick number 12 11 10 Almost here guys Whisper Whisper Not currently Taylor Swift song

But totally should be Whisper Also quite sexually challenged They feel Yeah This one's a love song I reckon Is it

Yeah This one's a love song I was thinking more on the dance floor trying to talk to Travis or whatever loud and she's whispering sweet nothings to him

No she's already got a song called Sweet Nothings That she? Sweet nothing Fuck I'm good Yeah But no this is whisper So similar vein to sweet nothing But about a different boy

That one was about Joe This one will be about Travis And it's just about Whispering Beautiful things Okay See the last song On this make-belief tells his album It's called

Clash Clash. Clash. I feel like Clash is a co-lab. Clash. Oh, Clash featuring Ice Spice. I'm not, absolutely not. Does she hate ice spice?

No, no, no, no. They've already got a thing together. Oh, no, no, no. She's having to come back. Clash featuring The Clash. Clash featuring sexy red. Cardi B, Cardi B needs a comeback. Clash, well, she's got the new album,

doesn't she? Clash featuring Cardi B. That could be kind of fun. I'll do it. Clash featuring Kendrick. They've already got a song. too good. No, Kendrick's not doing that now. Drake made so much fun of him.

Kendra's got a song with Taylor Swift. Kendrick Lamar. He did Bad Blood remix. Oh, yeah. But like, when they were doing that whole beef, he got, Kendrick's, like, main point of getting roasted is the fact that he did a song with Maroon 5 and Taylor.

Oh. Really went for it. What was the Maroon 5 song? Oh, I can't remember. It's like... What a journey that guy's been on. Yeah, it was some real popy one. He just, like, pops up and did the...

There was, like, one year there where he was doing the bridge verse on songs. Oh, Craig. On pop songs. And it's a bit of a other rapist see that it's quite weak because she's taking money. So Clash is about a friendship that she has and it's just fizzled.

The friendship's over because they ended up clashing. They could not see eye to eye, despite Taylor trying very hard. Featuring Charlie and it's also confusing part two. Oh, sick. That's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they patch it up.

I've written it down. Yeah, it's in. It's locked in. It's locked in. Okay, and the last song on this album is called, I'm pretty when I lie I'm pretty when I lie You like it?

How does that one go? Not sure yet, but it's upbeat And it's like... Not sure yet, you're going to go and write all these songs It's like tongue and cheek And it's like, she knows that she's a bit of a A bit of a renegade She's a bit of a snake

But she's not, but that's what people call her So she's like leaning into there And she's like, well, maybe I am a lie But at least I'm pretty when I lie Okay, cool. It's good for the alley It's good, yeah Yeah, look, you've clearly

clearly put a lot of work into that. I agree more than she has. Yeah, I wouldn't even have to argue that. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, hope everyone enjoyed that. Bye. Are you going to email that to her and be like, hey, just a suggestion?

No, I think I might make a TikTok video and see what happens. Yeah, do that. That's good, yeah. It's got legs for the swifties. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.