The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #142: Steph’s got a bad mouth (in more than 1 way.. 🤣)

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

Monday! EZ Money (recap & game 🎉) Harrison went to the hair salon… Sean’s ‘Boyfriend Seat’ Mascot Clue #1 Harrison’s audition 💩 Steph’s ‘Fake Emily!’ Big Love for Six60  Sean’s All Blacks game with ‘friends’ Harrison’s Movie Corner 5 Star Fact.. kind of Arvo Polo  Would you rather…? Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the podcast. Thanks for clicking on this. If you wait until the end, there's a little podcast outro that didn't make it to air and for good reason today. Yeah, it involves a incident that occurred on Father's Day. At a Father's Day morning brunch, my local cafe, I was shocked by what I overheard someone saying on the table nearby. Like it was horrific.

Yeah. And it was NSFW. New. Do you also notice? I listened to a little break from the podcast the other day. And on Spotify, when you listen to a podcast, you can like, oh, Rover or whatever, you can scroll to the chapters. Yes, I noticed that too. So you can go to the end and you can find exactly where that timestamp is for Steve's story.

Yeah. Does producer new Sam put those in? She has to. They never used to be there. Do you put those in, Sam? That's great, Sam. Little chapters. Extra work for me.

We never had that. Had what? The chapters. on the podcast. You know, you can scroll and go, oh, this is where this part is, and this part is. I can get you at it,

but producer Carl is going to teach me how to do that. You do it. You do it. It's doing it. Oh, yes. No, it is. Correct. But only, sorry, sorry, yes.

But it's like Spotify's different to Rover. Oh, okay. So it depends what was. Yeah. No, it's very good. It's a bit of a gamble. It's sometimes it works on it. No, no, yeah.

It just depends what when you're on. Sorry. So if you're listening on Spotify right now, it'll be the chapter's about to change. And now. Bye. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Good afternoon, New Zealand. Welcome to the show. Hello, everybody. Hey, we do promise a fun afternoon, bit of escapism. But just before we get into all of the fun, I just want to acknowledge our thoughts with the police officer, who is at the moment in Waikato Hospital,

recovering after a, we're still getting surgeries and stuff after the shootout this morning with Tom Phillips, the guy who's been on the run with his kids in the Waikato Bush. been a full-on morning but just want to acknowledge that if you're a friend or a family member of his

the police officer injured we are so, so thinking of you and thinking of that police officer and of course the kids the kids that two are still missing so if you, please I mean if you know of anything obviously do the right thing

and let the authorities know but God my heart just I honestly just can't stop thinking about those kids today it's just so sad yeah it's real sad yeah terrific crazy crazy when that stuff happens

in New Zealand. But yeah, thoughts are with him. Great point, Steph. Hey, a big show today, though, your chance first to win a thousand dollars and we gave it away on Monday. Yes, we did it. To Matt, who actually, him and his

betting syndicate went out and used it to basically get on the turps on Friday night in Christchurch. So we'll touch base with him next. Yeah. And then give you a chance to win a thousand dollars as well. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. The Edge. The Edge. The Money. We play this at this time every day. We'll give you a letter between E and Z 30 seconds, 10 questions, $1,000 up for grabs.

On Friday, Matt joined the show. And it turns out they were running a bit of a syndicate. You're saying you would spend the money around the office. Like, share the money around the office. We're probably going to hit the town later tonight in Christchurch. It's going to be pretty rowdy down here. What a way to do it. So we were all pretty pro-MAT going into it.

Oh, yeah. And this happened. For a thousand bucks spent on boost tonight with the office. Sounds like it's already started. Please name for us, Something you'd buy in summer A number A job

A job A fire brand A body part A body part A makeup product A false flashes A boy's name A boy's name

Abreed Something you'd see outside A fox A type of bread Acacia Acacia Something round Hi Dane, he joins us now.

Matt from Christchurch. Hello. Hey guys, bit less energy today. What was it? What did you do? What did you get up to? Oh, look. I had four people waiting with hands out as soon as I hang up the phone saying,

give me the 200 right now. So that was the start. The fridge here got emptied. Luckily, the boss was already gone for the day. So we've broken to the day. So we broke into the cupboard and had a couple of extras. And look, we, things sort of levered up a bit. I'm considered quite a lucky person.

And I ended up, we went to a bar and the winning wasn't over. So on Friday night, I actually managed to win a trip to the NRL grand final at the pub, just through a pub draw on the spot. So Friday really got out of hand after that. Yeah, it was an absolute out of control night. Wait. How are you still alive today? That's insane, mate.

You went back-to-back winning a thousand bucks with winning a trip to the NRL grand final over in Australia. Did you buy a lotto ticket instantly? Yeah, I don't buy a lotto. I feel like lotto is sort of tax for people that aren't very good at maths. So I don't believe in that. But, you know, educated competitions that you feel like you've got an advantage in. So this one was just at a bar.

You had to be there. The draw was done on Friday night. The chances were good. There was less than 100 people there. Wow. So I had to partake. We got on on the $10 cocktails. Had a big one there.

Ended up on the terrace. And I'd say about 1230, I'd probably have that embarrassing tap on the shoulder saying time to call it. And I said, yeah, that's a great idea, actually. There's no arguments from me. And I was out the door. And, yeah.

So not that late. but when you consider you spoke to me about 3 o'clock in the afternoon, it was right off. That's a big avow. Matt, that's incredible stuff. Would you say that you wouldn't have been at that bar placing your name in that raffle, had you not been OTP with your workmates

after winning easy money? Yeah, maybe we could trace it all back to you guys. Yes, and maybe, because it is a trip for two. So maybe I have to, yeah. Secondary question, will you be taking, was it? Kirsty, Christy, who was like on caught, Christy from the office? Because without her, you wouldn't have won.

No. I've already got a pretty angry wife that I'm taking her. Imagine that. Awkward. Fair enough. Well, there you go. Matt did it on Friday. Can you do it next?

Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge. We play this usually about 10 minutes ago, but we did want to play and give Matt his flowers who won $1,000 playing on Friday. proceeded to spend it all that night out in town in Christchurch. Love that for him.

Love that for him. But the game is very simple. A letter between E and Z, 30 seconds. You've got 10 questions. Answer each one with the word of that letter. Win a thousand bucks, all thanks to B&Z. All right, Rebecca from New Plymouth is here to play. Hey, Rebecca. Hi. Hi, Rebecca, it says that if you were to win the money,

it's been on your kids. What would you give your kids? I don't know. I've probably like take them to the movies or something. something we don't usually do very often. Beautiful. That's a few... How many kids have you got?

I've got four kids and two grandkids. Okay, so you can probably get about two or three movies out of that? One movie, you think of a one movie. Yeah, probably just a one movie, yeah, yeah. No popcorn, no, one popcorn. Share the popcorn. Share the popcorn.

Share the popcorn. One movie. That's it. Thousand bucks. You might actually have to fork out a little bit of your own money. Yeah, probably probably. Your letter right now, Rebecca, for easy money. Is the letter in? N for New Plymouth, where you're listening in from.

Cool. In for... I always say the teller. I always do. I can't think of any other N-words. Yeah, N's a hard one. In for nobody, that's a movie that's out in cinemas at the moment. Nobody, too.

Okay, sorry for knowing the movie schedule. I'm Bob Odenkirk. It's like a secret assassin. Someone in the room can afford movies. He's not made. I have not seen it, but I have watched the trailer. Must be nice. Okay, do okay.

Rebecca from New Plymouth, 30 seconds. Here are the rules. I'm going to ask you to name 10 different things for me, all beginning with the letter N. You can say pass when you want to skip one, and hopefully we'll have time to get back to it. You cannot repeat answers, and your time will begin when I finish saying the first category.

Are you ready? Okay. Yeah. Here we go. For a thousand bucks, Rebecca from New Plymouth, please name for us with a letter N, something you'd buy on payday. Um...

Nappies. A country. New Zealand. A month. November? A body part. Nose. A band.

Nirvana. A six-letter word. Um. Path. Something sweet. Uh. Nectoring. That is time.

Yeah. You were doing so well. You did well for the first, like, and then you you stuffed up a six-letter word which is hard. Sorry about that but you could have said nature, number, nugget 90, narrow.

In the moment those ones are so difficult. How do you add that up when you hit that quick? I just say a word and hovel with six letters. That's what I do. Yeah. But you got six Rebecca, so well done. Well, Rebecca. And B&D are going to give you a hundred bucks

because they believe there's an artist selling something new and like any art form. You need the right tools to make it work. So 100 bucks. Coming you away, Rebecca. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. No worries.

Same time, same place tomorrow, actually about 10 minutes ago. 3pm. You can play tomorrow. $1,000 up for grabs. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, I've been getting weird looks all day. Well, duh, you're wearing a t-shirt on your head.

You're like a do-rag. Yeah, but no one's asked me why. People have just seen me and gone, oh, yeah? He's doing something else. I guess you're like the goofy kind of, you know, wacky guy. I just look goofy and wacky. No, you wore a tie. You were a very silly tie.

one day and people ask why you're wearing the tie, you got quite upset because you're like, why can't I wear the tie? So now people are conditioned to never ask you about your physical. That's good point. That's a good point. Well, the reason I'm wearing this is because I got my hair done in the weekend. My auntie is a hairdresser and she was here last weekend here in Auckland. She's looking at my hearing and she goes, I reckon we can change it up.

Like, ginger's cool, but I reckon we could like make you over and I can do a really good job at it. No, you didn't dye the ginger hair. It's your brand? Yeah, I died the ginger hair. But you've left the ginger mouth. Yeah, that one's too tricky I don't know how to do that because I didn't realize you had to keep it up with the hair

and stuff. I did mo. And I'm not shaving it off, so that was going to ginger mo. But, yeah, I was like, well, I'm coming next weekend to Hawksbeth Father's Day, let's book a session at your salon and get my hair dyed. And so that's what I did. So I've never been done before.

So have you guys had your hair dye before? Yes. Obviously. Obviously. I've never had it. As she does a hair flip. But it was pretty phenomenal. I had foils.

What did you go for? I'm assuming you went blonde. I think blonde would look good on you. I went brown. I've gone brown hair. I actually don't like believe that you would want to do this in the first place. Like you love your ginger hair. No, it's her.

She's real like manipulative in a positive way. Oh, okay. So she's very good. I'm like, man, that does sound cool. I would look cool with brown hair. You would. You'd look cool with any hair. Yeah.

But it takes ages. It takes hours. It took three hours. Three hours? Well, she kept going, not dark enough, so she put more dye into it. What? And shut the foil. We sat there for ages.

Okay, it takes like that long when you've got really long here and you're getting like highlights and foils and stuff put in. But your hair's quite short. It is quite thick. It's thick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got very thick here. So it took a long, long time. But guys, are you ready to see it?

Oh, my God, we're videoing this as well, everybody. Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes. This is the big reveal. Oh, my gosh. Brand new Harrison Keith, 2.0. What do you think? I can't notice a difference. What do you mean?

Can you see a difference? It looks exactly the same. It looks a little less ginger, maybe. What did she do to it? She put brown on it? She put brown in it. Just for hours of putting brown into that hair. How long were you sitting down in this summer?

Three hours? That's still very ginger. No. You can't notice it because of anything. Oh, maybe a little bit. Now that you've mentioned it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seriously.

Wait, let me look closer. Like, you can still see ginger, but there was brown. Harrison, I promise you, you look exactly how I last saw you on Friday. Really? Well, I think it was a little lighter. Well, if you don't agree with that. It's supposed to be brown, not lighter. It was lighter.

It was lighter. It was lighter on Friday. If you don't agree with that, can you get the drum roll again, please, show? Oh, yeah, okay. If you don't agree with this, what about these? He's taken his glasses off. Oh, oh, oh, you've got eyebrows. I've got eyebrows. I've got brown eyebrows.

Oh, wow. A little bit brown hair. Is it like Cara Delavine? Yeah, I know. People have been seeing around the office and they look close and they go, they're a bit green. So they've actually gone a bit green.

They're a bit green. So I've got green eyebrows and brownish hair. You're like an umpalumpa. Yeah. Okay, well, I just want to clarify, you don't have brownish hair. You've got to cut that straight out. It's crazy.

All right, well, we'll get that video up and you can check it on the Air Jarvo's Instagram. You look like an umpa lumpa. It's the green in the orange. Cheers, mate. It's the green in the orange. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison

The Edge On Saturday I went to The biggest mall in New Zealand Sylvia Park You might have been here If you live in Auckland or you've come through Auckland before

And this mall can be overwhelming At the best of times Biggest more in the country Yeah That's crazy It's crazy big old mall I still get lost in there Now I...

It's the biggest... Guys I'm not sure if you realise this But it's the biggest mall In the country Yeah Yeah yeah It's massive It's huge

It's rich It's huge Rickerton Mall in Christchurch But like Times a thousand trillion Yeah Like at least 100. At the top of the country, though,

the biggest in the country. Can't confirm if it's the biggest in the southern hemisphere, but I'd put it up there. She's a big mall. She's on a live gurgle. So I was there on Saturday. I don't love malls, especially when they're really busy. I get a little overwhelmed.

It's just not like, I go to malls with intention. I'll have like a store or two, and then I just, I'm done. Yeah. But my fiancé, she's not built that way. She's built different. And I think maybe I don't want to make this agenda thing, but I think, I suppose, on average, a lot of male. in a heterosexual relationship can probably relate to this.

I don't know about you, Harrison, but have you ever been taken to the mall and you've kind of, your battery expires after about an hour, you're done with the mall, but your partner wants to keep shopping for another two to three hours. There's just so many shops there. It's the biggest in the country. There's so many to see.

See, I'm a shopper. I love to, I'm at every shop with my partner. I can't help it. But I know exactly the area that you talk about. Oh, my partner's not like you at all. He's just like, all right, you go do your thing. I'll just sit here. Text me when you're done.

I don't want to sit there. I want to walk around and see stuff. Oh, you know. Yeah. By the way, Melbourne. Melbourne has the biggest. Chadstone shopping centre. That's the shooters of the southern hemisphere.

Sylvia Park, biggest in the country, just to clarify that. But that's it. I think I'm a split between the two of you, between Jake and New Harrison. I love a mall for a little bit. And then I find myself at a place that we've all called the boyfriend chair. Everyone knows the boyfriend chair at a mall. It's that little, like, clump of ottomans and, like, weird, sophry things. I'd argue it's also a senior citizen chair.

It is. It is. On a busy date at the mall, you'll find anywhere between four to six men sitting there in complete silence. You kind of don't want to sit right next to someone. You don't talk to them. I'll call it the man chair. The man chair. The range of men there.

It's a beautiful place. It's a safe place. And I've actually written a song about it, a little ode to the boyfriend chair after it saved me on Saturday. How long are you sitting on the boyfriend chair for? I would at least an hour. What, really? Stretch the leagues, mate. I know.

Go on the phone court. Do anything. It's the best more in the country. It's got a milkshake. I've written it to the tune of The Man I Need. It's called Boyfriend's Seat. It's a love letter, if you will. Right.

Live? Oh, yeah. Oh, goodness. Boyfriend's Seat, Boyfriend Seat. Yeah. Looks like I'll be here for some time. She said one hour, I think, three. So many fluorescent lights

And I kind of need to pee End up standing round in glasses I forget which changing room she's in The teenage girls keep a wide berth I promise that I'm not a pervert lucky for me There's a place I can go all the time A cluster of cheers Where I can escape from all my fears

Just come to the boyfriend's seat When you end up at the mall for three hours But she swore you're just popping in and out And you've looked at that one store you wanted There's only one place left to go And that's the boyfriend seat Boyfriend seat, boyfriend seat Need a little retreat, treat, treat, treat

Boyfriend C, boyfriend C, my feet are sore from concrete, creed, creed. Boyfriend C, boyfriend Cee, a place with more men meet, meet, me, meet. Boyfriend Cee, boyfriend Cee, sit in silence with Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete. Be careful your bottom doesn't secrete, creed, creed. Okay, yep. No, it wasn't after a co-lab, actually. Nice, nice. You pointed to Harrison now to do it.

Sit down when you've got so feet, feet, feet, feet. You know what? This is actually... You know what this is actually... That's okay. Because he's totally big. I don't mind you jumping in, Steph, you're appropriating my culture as a straight white man at malls.

I don't like my culture to be appropriated, thank you. How long had you been on that? Too long, Harrison, too long. I loved it. That was good. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The People's Mascots.

The Edge Hedge, a mascot that we're very proud of. We created it. You created it. The People's Mascot. We finally got it in the flesh, this beautiful hedge-coct. You can see it on Aege Javo's Instagram. It was meant to be debuted on Friday. Then all of a sudden, it went missing.

And then some strange voice mail, voice memo, messages started popping up in our DMs. Freaky stuff. Yeah, random kind of Instagram user. Who doesn't follow anybody? No profile photo, no nothing. Like, no way of tracking down this person. It's a mystery person. And it turns out that they're having some fun.

stealing the Edge Hedge mascot and they've turned it into a game. It's sick. It is. Not in a fun. It can be fun for people now. Yeah. But it is sick.

It makes me feel gross that someone's came and stolen our property. So every single day on our Instagram, EJavos, and every single afternoon during the radio show, this mystery person who's stolen the Edge Hedge mascot costume will be giving us clues. And if you're listening,

if you can figure out who the mystery person is, then they're willing to put up 500 bucks. So awful. They'll give you that for getting it right. And we'll get the hedge back. Exactly. We rescue the hedge.

So there's a clue that's already gone up online. Air Javos on Instagram, if you want to check it out. And it's a picture of this sicko, this twisted maniac, wearing the hedge in a male bathroom. Yes. By a urinal. By a urinal, yeah. Yuck.

Oh, what a pervert. And Anne, a bit it stinks. that urinal too. So it's a real sicko behaviour. I bet they're now flex of urine on the hedge. Yeah. Maybe he peed in the outfit, sicko. So what I'm picking up from these visual clothes on EJava's Instagram, I'm thinking, if they can, you know, go into the urinal and stuff, it's a man.

That's what I'm thinking. Presumptuous? Yeah, no, that's what I'm picking up from these clothes? What makes you think that, though? For the male toilet? It's 2025, Steph. Oh yeah, that's true. But it probably, but probably, probably as a male.

as a male because of that reason. Why us would he do that really? So we have received an audio clue as well. Oh. So producer nurse Sam has told us to hit that button in front of you, Sean. None of us have heard this yet. So everyone listening, crank up your volume a bit and try and figure out who this mystery person is. You saw that I'm a man, but you might also be a fan.

You saw that I'm a man? You saw that I'm a man. Told you. But you might almost. You might almost be a man. But you must also be a... Man. Fan?

I think he's a fan. Is he saying man again? Hold, play it again. Play it again. You saw that I'm a man. But you might also be a fan. You might also be a fan. Okay.

Oh, so he's famous. So he's famous. We kind of figured that. Yeah, of course me fully. He'll be famous. If I people have to guess who it is and people will know who it is, then it's going to be someone's a little famous. So people now can try and figure out who it is from that. Based on the fact that it's a man who you'll know.

Getting quick because someone's going to guess it right. So texting, the keyword hedge, and your guess, basically any famous man name you can think of to 3343. And as the days go on, we'll narrow it down surely. And I presume, I don't know this, I presume that probably in New Zealand. Well, I mean, don't assume that. Well, don't assume that. Oh yeah, I guess not assuming it at all.

Well, I guess we'll find out. Another clue tomorrow, and hopefully we'll figure this out by the end of the week and try and get you that $500 as well. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, I had an audition this morning. A big audition. And I was in Hawksbay this weekend,

so I flew in to Walkland this morning. I had to go straight to the audition. What was it for a TV show? A TV show. If you don't know, Harrison's an actor. I'm an actor. Trained, To I forgotty. Shout out. Yeah, shout out.

And it was a hefty one. It was four pages of a non-stop dialogue. And I got this a couple days ago. All weekend, I've been learning the script, and it's been hard to wrap my head around. Really fun for your family to be in, to be listening to. They loved it. Yeah.

Happy Father's Day, Dad, can you, can you run the lines again, please? Literally, that the whole weekend. What's the vibe? Is it a serious scene? It's a very serious scene. It's a murderous show. I'm a suspect. It's that kind of vibe.

And so go straight from the airport to the casting room. I'm busting. I get there, go straight to the bathroom. Number ones, because he did the flight and everything. Hang on to the bathroom. I'm like, okay, you go on five and a lot. Okay, I'm 5'00 Sight Dis Audition, going on other ones. And then I'm not going to get graphic, but I let out a bit of gas.

Mm-hmm. Because Father's Day dinner. Sure. Last night. What was it? Oh. A lot of onion and garlic. Allergic.

Which I'm allergic to. It makes me not very good down below. Do you know what I'm saying? What are you saying? You can figure it out. And so I let out a bit of gas when I'm weeing. And I'm like, geez, that was, that was bassy? I thought guys can't do that.

You can do that? Oh, hell, you can do that. That's when they all come out. That's a thing. It's always been a conversation as like, can you fart at the urinal? And I think you can. It reminds you, it reminds you with the last post,

like on Anziah, you know, the trumpet at the very beginning. That's what's like every morning you wake up as a male. Well, that was an very inappropriate gang. I'm sorry! That wasn't inappropriate. It wasn't appropriate. It was funny.

It was funny. I'm like, gosh, there's a bit of base there. Thank you for serving us. Thank for your service. Thank you for your service. I was like, there's a bit of base there. I'll do one more, but that one, a bit more comes out. Do you know what I mean?

Oh, God. You had a problem with this at the start of the year. You said it's been fine, but you had a problem with, like, you keep kind of having accidents. I still have to tuck toilet paper up my bum when everyone went out, just in case that this happened. And this is true. So I literally, a bit of solid came out.

And I go, oh, no, this is like full audition. And I put my hand back there. No, you did a check. Of course I checked. Because you don't know for sure. No, no, no. You pull your pants down and then you use toys. toilet paper to check.

No, because you do the hand to be like, oh, this can't be real. That's why you do the hand. No, the hand's crazy. You don't. You don't check with your fingers. Oh, you're producing nurse Sam? No.

She's a medical professional. Oh, yep. No. No, you don't. Well, too late, Nurse Sam. And so I reached down and plug it. Oh, God. It's happened again.

It's been months. Not only now is it in your butt crack, but it's in your fingernails. On my fingers. Gotta go shake the director's hand. Literally. And then I can hear in the waiting room, the car she's director going,

Harrison Keith. Harrison King and I'm just like Oh yeah Just two seconds I'm like oh my gosh So I like Pull my hands down

Get to all the babe Just scrub Just scrub And I'm like oh it's just spreading Like it's not much is happening Pull them up Go into the car I wash my hands

Obviously Go on the casting We're like alright Let's get through this scene Let's do this fast So it's a casting director And a reader So the reader is the scene with me

Castor written behind the camera Casting director Like have I seen you before Do you know the backstory Do you know the backstory Should we talk about I'm like I don't care Let's just do the scene. Let's just do the scene.

It's quite a big one. Four pages long. So I'm zooming through the scene. It's about a six minute scene. I'm like, oh, nailed it. She goes, that was perfect. That's exactly what we're looking for. Like, no notes.

I'm like, oh, thank God. It's like, all good? She goes, yep. And then the reader goes, oh, he did say that his name was Tony Ward when the name's Tony Ford. I was like, oh, that's okay. We don't need to redo it again, do it. She goes, we are going to have to do it again because you do need to get their name right.

What? But I'm just like, it's like a timer for me. I'm just like, oh, the smell's just going to hit at some point. It's going to hit you. And so I'm like, oh, should we do it one more time? She goes, oh, I think they'd like that. I'm like, let's do it again then. Hurry.

And we do the whole scene again, we whizz through it. And just this time, you're just like, okay, I feel that there's something in the ear. They can send something's in the air. And then I'm like, is that all good? It's like, that's perfect. Well done. I'm like, thank you so much. And I zoom out the door.

And seriously, as I'm leaving, I hear the reader go to the casting director. She just turns around and goes, Oh, pardon you. Next on the edge are those. Wow, I hope that you got the part, mate. I don't reckon I got it, man. A lasting impact. I'll bring in some nappies for my baby viewer from home.

I really need them. That's serious, man. That's so bad. That was awful. Producer Nurse Sam, can you check him out? I don't think that's healthy, oh. I won't check him out, but I can give you the name of someone. Do not check me out.

Come over here, Matt, I've got a rubber glove. Okay. Cough for me. Cough for me, please. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And Ed Sharon's brand new album comes out Friday. And to celebrate the album play,

there is an old phone pub popping up in Commercial Bay in Auckland for the weekend, thanks to 1NZ. And we're going to be taken over the pub this Friday. We'll be live on here and ready to bring the vibes. And that's not all. We've also got a double pass to Ed Sharon to see him live up for grabs. So all you need to do is bring your best orange-themed item down there on Friday. The bigger the crazier, the more creative, the better.

the most impressive orange item will score you Ed Shearhan ticket. So this Friday, come on down, grab some merch. We've got a hand out, hear the music, and enjoy a drink at the Ed Shearan. Old Foreign Pub this Friday in Auckland. Guys, it was obviously Father's Day on Sunday, and I was on Cloud 9, because I thought I absolutely nailed the morning. Me and my 16-month-old, we made Jake, my partner, a coffee, and we wrote a card for him.

Just quick. Sorry, what was the labour split between you and the 16-month-old on the? coffee making process? I did a lot of the heavy lifting where he pressed a button or two. Okay. And then had a great morning, walked the dog.

I gave Jake a t-shirt from Kmart that said dad goals on it and it was with Louis' dad, the cartoon. Oh, nice. Anyway, great morning. And then anyway, so then we go out for brunch and God, I'm in a good mood, the sun's shining. It was a bit of a crap day on Saturday,

but Sunday, poor, it was beautiful out, so lots of people, lots of smiles. feeling great. And then I got out of the car, just as we arrived at this cafe. And then I saw a car kind of parking behind us, and a girl gets out of it. And I go, e! And I kind of look at her, and I don't really get a response back, and she's looking at me. And I'm like, it's my friend that I've known for ages.

And I'm like, hello. Like, eh, it's us. And I look at her a bit closer. And I see that she's with a... boy who looks a little bit taller than Emily's son. And then I really look at Emily better. And she's a bit tall. My friend Emily's quite short.

And this Emily seems quite a bit taller than my friend Emily. And then that's when I realize it's a complete stranger that I just wanted to melt. How many times did you say Emily? Twice. That's too many. That's too many times. I've done this. I hate when this happens.

I hate when this happens. You think at someone, you swear at someone, and then you're like, oh, it's not that person? I got only like my friend Emily. She goes, really? And I was like, yeah. You know, I thought that that would be the end of the conversation, and I'd never see this person again in my life. But then she came into the same cafe that we were in, sat next to us.

Sat next to you, fake Emily. Fake Emily was there the whole time. Damn it, fake Emily. We kept bringing it up, like when we would both go to the counter to order our coffees and muffins and stuff. You know those places that you have to order at the counter

and see if they come to go and just lined up at the same time Emily! That's okay. I thought it's gonna be way worse than that's all right. If you keep saying it

it's not, you just ignore it you can't keep bringing it up. Oh, no seriously it's uncanny. It's uncanny how much you look like my friend Emily.

Did you pull up a photo? She didn't care. She was like, piss off it's father's day. Strange lady's talking to me too much. Go away. Your Arvose head harder

with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And very, very excited. news. The Edge and Eccles are stoked to bring you 660. Because now I see them. Live for one massive show this October

in Harrison's hometown. Hastings! Hastings! How on earth did you pull the strings to get 660 to Hastings? They're doing one show. They don't get in Hastings. I know. That legends, man. We go way about me and the boys, so it's good for them to come home and just perform for us. Yeah, we're pretty stoked. Did you have a word? Yeah, that of these Auckland shows.

B'er! Yeah, I was having a call with Machu. and the boys last night so that was pretty cool City slickers don't appreciate it yeah they owed me one so it's good that they can do this how come they owed you one what did they did I did something pretty big for them what was that?

I mean you know their latest song that just came out which one? Oh this one was actually catching feeling wasn't this one here this is their latest song with Hilltop Hoods this one here unless I got the world this yes yes sorry I write so many

I'm a ghost writer as well you write a lot of questions so this one was for me so yeah what's it about I'm just kind of about hilltop and hoods and... And that's the artist's name. Yeah, I know that, but it is about him. Yeah, I know that, but it is about his song.

All right, now, 660, an iconic act, right? If you want to get tickets, there are free ones available to the Air Gen Z Instagram page or they're on sale right now. You can get all the info on the Rover app. But we do have a double pass to give away right now to it. 660. Kind of... Our producer Sam put it quite well earlier today,

talking about how they're kind of the soundtrack to a lot of Kiwi's lives. Yeah, yeah. There's definitely a point of my life. life when I was struggling and their song before you leave kind of helped me shift my perspective, like reminded me to put one foot in front of the other and actually

live life loudly while I'm here on earth. Oh, Sam. It's a lot to me that song. Oh my gosh, she's going to cry. I mean, you are ineligible to win the tickets, but that's really wholesome. I'm going to go anyway. Yeah, I know, Sam's such a big fan.

As a way. Now, 0800 the edge. You can start calling, and we want to hear what Life Event 660 provided the soundtrack for. So, for example, a friend of mine was having a cesarean, you know, that's when you have surgery and the baby comes out of you, out the sunroof. Cut the tummy open. Exactly. Pull the baby out. And they were listening to Purple. Oh, that's a great song.

Yeah. Is that a good song for that? Have you got that song there? Yeah, I've got a hair again one second. They've got an emotional song. Was the baby Purple? Hope not. Or does lots of people come out of you when you get that happens?

I think it's just a lovely song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's more the song next to the moment. Like, what did the song sound like? For me, I actually first made love to this song. I never forgot it. And it was a silly option, but that was kind of what we're after, you know? 500 the edge.

The ups and the downs. We can have tears like producer nurse Sam just then, or we can have a silly answer like Sean just gave. That's very serious. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean. Steph and Harrison The Edge 660 are doing one massive performance

this October in Hastings of all places Harrison's hometown. Put some strings there. Best place on earth, they say. Best Place on Earth was one of the best bands on Earth. Best Place in Earth is what Hastings is what Hastings is local so you haven't left Hastings

but it's a very good place. I still love it. Okay. Not the best but it's up there. Not the best but it's pretty up there. And 660, you know, their songs have been a soundtrack to a lot of people's lives in New Zealand,

A lot of big moments you might tie back to a 660 song that you'd heard at that time. I know producer nurse Sam. One of your favorites is this one here. Yeah. Before you leave. Yeah. It means so much to me. It gives me strength just for life.

Yeah, nice. Praise Machu. Yes. Amen. Hi, Machu. Now, Sam's going to be there in Hastings, and we're going to see who else is going to be joining her because we want to hear your favorite life.

moments or important life moments in 660 provided the soundtrack for you. Let's go to Danny from Goode in Christchurch. Oh wait, Danielle from Goon. It's Danielle from Goon. It's Danielle from Goon. Oh, we love Danny from Goon. Danny. What life of me did you go through in 660 was the soundtrack? Okay, mine is actually quite similar to Sam's.

Mine, I struggled, I've struggled with mental health, like, as long as I can remember. and I remember in 2021 I went to 660s concert in Christchurch and that's when they first ever played before you leave and I remember just standing in the crowd absolutely sobbing and then it was on repeat for so long because I feel like that's a song where they talk about like really trying to rise above events but they don't do it in a sad way it's like it almost makes you cry like happy tears like I can get through it

the best tears. Do you know what I mean? I love it music has had effect. day and it just like reaches just the core of you. Like nothing else in the world can. It's beautiful. Thank you, Danny. Right, you are a contender.

Let's go to Carl in Auckland now. Carl, 660 have provided the soundtrack to all of our lives. What did you go through? Hey team. So my 660 song is Mother's Eyes. I've never told my wife, but when she had a miscarriage back in late April this year, I play it just to appreciate her more and essentially my mother as well

and it just makes you appreciate what mothers do for for yourself, for her family and for her kids as well. Oh, shot, bro, yeah. Very nice. That's beautiful, Carl. Well said. Sorry you went through that, Carl.

That's really horrible. Yeah, gosh. Poor, is there a dry eye out there? Probably not. My goodness. All right, some texts. Ella, I met my now husband, and when we were in that early flirting, then dating phase, I would sing vibes on the way to work.

Lifting us back up, Ella. Cat, I listened to 660, the greatest on a flight on repeat, the whole way to Rar Tonga to inspire myself for a solo working holiday over there rescuing street dogs. Oh, I like that. And clear.

My song's Only to Be, which we played over and over, just after my husband proposed on Morko Beach. when we were driving down to the NACI on Christmas Eve. Ever, I'll see some really beautiful and just important life moments in 660. They've always given us music to go along with everything, haven't they? Who do you want to give it to? Shotgun not choosing. Shotgun not choosing. I'll choose. Carl, you're going to 660, bro. Congratulations.

Oh, no way. Thank you so much. You're a legend, Carl. Carl, we love you. Thank you. Oh, you're very welcome, mate. Thanks for getting in touch as well. They were beautiful stories. Take your partner, have a great time. All the details on the Rover app. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Over the weekend, guys, I went to my first ever All Blacks rugby game live in the flesh. Wow. Good boy. Congratulations. I'm on a dog that's learned a new trick. But it's crazy you've never seen an All Black's game. Oh, on the TV, I've seen them.

Yeah, but in person, mate. It's a whole different experience. There's nothing like it. It's nothing like it, mate. Have you been to an Allbacks game, Steph? Ah, yes. Have you? Ah, yes, but many years ago.

Oh, I'd never been. I was so excited. I got invited by some friends. And it was a bit of a tumultuous experience. I was obviously very excited going into it. I was a little nervous. I'd never been to not only in All Black's game, but I sold out Eden Park.

I've never been there where there's that many people. First thing I was surprised by how many South Africans there were there and South African supporters. Like, it felt to me like a quarter of the crowd with South Africans, which is a lot. There's a lot of South Africans in Auckland. Yeah, so many women. Jersey's really into it. I ended up sitting right next to one.

Yeah. As South African guy. Yeah? Yeah? So I didn't know, I don't know about like what happens at sports games. Obviously people take it very seriously. Some people do. He seemed pretty chill. Was he dressed up? Yeah. Oh, to the nines. Cool. I actually offered him a beer as a peace offering when I sat down. Really? Did he accept? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. We became friends. We threw our arms around each other. He taught me some of the South African anthem. But then the juxtaposition of that is like this guy next to me who was like, became my South African buddy and we were laughing when the other team

scored. And then there was a guy in front of us who was quite angry, like an angry South African who turned around and was yelling at us and then like other people were yelling back at him. And it became a whole kind of moment between this guy. And then that guy who is yelling at us came up to me at some point. At the half time I was like, oh, what's going to happen here? This guy's going to have a crack at me or something. Because the boys I sit next to have a bit of a fun with him and he comes up to me and goes, I kid you not word for word, goes, I love the edge afternoons, just hate the All Blacks

in his South African accent. So now I don't want to be mean, he loves our radio show. Oh my God, but we can't offend. No, there's angry South African fan, big fan of our show. Maybe I'm offending because he loves the Edge Afternoons. That would do a guy's show last year before I joined

because we're the Edge Ava. So I think he's double offended. I'm double offended there. Actually, he doesn't like our work this year. Truthfully, he just said he loves the Edge. Okay. He wasn't specific enough with it. It's getting worse.

Actually, it's possible that he thought I was Clint? I don't think so. No, Clint, from the breakfast show, Clint. Yeah. Like the super hot, like real tanned and great teeth and all that. Kind of same body. Same build. Would you always reference that people think you're Clint?

I never knew this whole time you met the breakfast show Clint. No, I didn't. I met the other one. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Because you and the breakfast show, Clint here on the edge. It's a different. Stop a difference, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Hey, Sean, you know how you went with a group of your mates to the All Blacks game? Yeah, like a friend group that I'm trying to get out. with. Exactly. So Sean, if you're a new listener, is on a bit of a journey because all of his mates have moved overseas. And so he's trying to get in with this other group of guys.

If you do listen to The Edge Breakers show, it's Neepia. He's a producer on the show and his buddies. And I was so excited when they invited me to the rugby. Wow. I was on my best behaviour, trying to not. Sean doesn't know this. But next on the show, Neepia is going to give you a bit of a breakdown of how you went. And if you've been accepted into the friendship crew

Oh, this is so weird to do. I feel like whenever I'm close, I know, honestly talk about this, but whenever I'm close to making a friend, you guys make it a silly gag, and then that person doesn't want to hang out with me because of it. Yeah, but you make it a bit weird too. Like even just what you said before, like, oh, you're going to invite my friends.

I was on my best behaviour. Like that for a 30-year-old man is a bit weird. So we can do this stuff to you, I reckon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And yeah, what feedback? Because he's got some feedback. Will your friend give Sean next? Well, stick around and find out.

Oh, God. Why can't I have nice things? Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And you guys are taking something beautiful that happened to me over the weekend and turning it into something incredibly silly. Constructive. No, you are.

I went to the All Blacks for the first time. Tell the people about your journey of trying to find you friends. Yeah, well, I'm 30 and all my friends, I think, like a lot of people listening, friends at our age move overseas. Yeah. And I had three really close friends that I've done. invested time into the last decade, and they've all gone. Right, they're all gone.

So you've got no mates. Yeah, a little bit. I think I've got some friends. And you were very excited when a particular group of friends invited you to the All Blacks game. Yeah, so there's some, obviously I've got a bit of a hierarchy of who I'd like to get in the friend group with. I'm not being picky at this point, but at the top of that list is Neepier, who's the Edge Breakfast Show producer and his friends.

He kind of live in a flat of guys. Yeah. Really like them all. Yeah. Usually within a group, you know, just kind of one or two, you're not going to click with all of them. Great. Yeah. I'd love to join the group.

I'm a little older than them by about three or four years, but I think it works. Really? I thought you were a bit older than that. No? Four or five years. Four or five years. Yeah. It's creeping up.

Five or six. So you babysat them at the All Blacks, really. A little bit, actually, a little bit at some point I did have to babysit one of the guys was getting quite lippy. So since you are on this quest of finding a new friend, like last week on the show, if you've caught the podcast where you caught the show, Sean, you got along really well with your new barber. So, I mean, there's that potential. new blossoming friendship, which we're rooting for you on that one. But in terms of this one, how do you think you went?

You know, you're in a group setting, and we're about to hear from Nipia, the guy that you went to the All Blackswood, and the group that you're trying to wrangle yourself in. But how do you think you went? If I was sort of a self-assessment, like a bit of a post-game match, I do think it's difficult in a group scenario, because you're never going to get the one-on-one time with everyone in the group. You never want to be the focus of the group,

but you also don't want to not be part of it either. So I was really, I'd sat on the outside at the game, which was a bit of an intentional move, didn't want to put myself right in the middle. I felt like I contributed it enough, but not too much. Okay, well, let's hear, there's a few parts to this, so let's compliment sandwich it, shall we? Here's NEPIA's review of Sean hanging out.

Kureda Stephen Harrison, it's NEPIA here from the Edge Breakfast show. Just giving Sean a wee friend review, we went to the All Blacks versus South Africa game on the weekend. We had a whole bunch of fun. me just say, Sean started off really, really well. He came to the pre-drinks with snacks. He bought snacks for the whole pre-drinks, so that was absolutely fantastic. I don't. I showed up a couple bags of chippies.

Actually, I was walking at the door, and Jeannie was like, there were a couple bags of chips there, and I was like, oh, should I take these? And Gene's like, yeah, take them for the boys. They'll love them. Yeah, I don't need. It's very nice. Is it not, go to shop with chips? No, it's giving, like, trying a bit.

Yeah, you don't really do that. Hey, guys, I bought snacks. It's like, yeah, you don't really buy snacks. eating's cheating it's not cool if you rock up with snacks okay well I'm sorry for trying to be the cool guy who showed up with a couple of beans and chaps it's cute it's cute yeah yeah yeah and so at the game how how did shorn go we ended up getting to the game uh we sat down at our seats and we were right in front of a whole bunch of south african supporters my friends are quite wordy Sean didn't quite get in on slagging

off the South Africans as much as I would have liked them to but it's okay it's his first all-black's game but then he anyhow after he brought the boys He was sharing bears around. I think I would absolutely hang out with Sean again, probably. Yeah, they're being quite mean to the South African guys in front of us. And I get like the sports game, I have a bit of a vehicle. But we were winning by quite a lot. And they were just being quite like, I was like, guys.

I actually stepped in at one point. I was like, guys, kind down a little bit. Come on. Nice guys. You were buying everyone round? Yeah, I'm not saying, I bet they had a great time. I bet you've got a good friendship blossoming here. Try next time without pulling the card out and see what happens.

because you're buying a lot of stuff for these guys if I was with a guy I'd never hang out with he's buying me snacks you're going out to his oh rounds on me I'm like who is this guy he needs to come everywhere with us next time you know always is hanging out with him but then you're not sure whether the friendship is authentic or whether he's just using you for your money

like a sugar daddy kind of friend that's what it's leading towards I'm not going to lie I was aware that they got me these tickets for quite cheap and I was aware like completely truthfully that I make a bit more money than all those guys so I was not know that I was not no idea

I was, how would you know that? You don't know that. Hey, and look, if... It's a crazy assessment. I was trying to help them out a little bit. If you're wondering if there's anything you could work on, maybe in this friendship or any other potential future friendships, Sneep here has some feedback.

If I was to give Sean one tip on things that he could improve on for going to a rugby game, it's just live in it. You know, yell a bit more, maybe put the phone down a little bit, less filming. I understand there's a vlog that needs to go live, but we've got to live in the game a wee bit longer. I did make a vlog out of it. I'm loving these reports.

This has to happen every time you hang out of somebody. This is so eye-opening, but also so, yeah, that's Sean. Oh, poor, Sean. I was trying to make, I'm trying to make vlogs at the moment. I was filming a lot. We know. We saw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, you did a good champ.

Good on you, buddy, that's good. We're proud of you. We're proud of you. Okay. Okay. You're avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The edge. But right now.

Popcorn. Another trailer Harrison's movie corner Oh guys I watched three massive movies over the weekend One of them, everybody's talking about, okay? This one's a documentary, it's on Netflix A teen girl and her boyfriend faced persistent harassment from an unknown caller

Police investigate in the months of torment Discover a revelation that upends their initial assumptions And this movie is called Unknown Number, the High School School Catfish A high school girl in Michigan and was cyber bully for more than a year. And who turned out to be the suspect shocked everyone? I binged that so quickly.

If you've not watched it, it is insane. You beat you binged it. It's an hour and a half movie. Yeah, but you're sure, like, take time with it. I'll watch a bit of it and then watch it up with a joke. What are you made? What are you made? Sean, you can't not binge a movie.

You just watch a movie. All right, my attention's been so bad. Sometimes I will watch a movie in parts. I did do that with Oppenheimer. That's the one movie I've done that. Have you seen this, Steph? No, but it's on my list. That's why I did a weird noise.

It's on my list and I've heard amazing things. It's incredible. It's, yeah, that's exactly what I said. But halfway through the movie, big twist and you're hooked. Oh, Sean's all up to the halfway point yet. You're still binging it. I binged it, which means for me I watched a movie in one sitting. Well, all I'll say, you won't believe who the harasser is and the harasser is like in the documentary.

Oh, amazing. It's crazy. Watch on Netflix. It's incredible. I'm going to watch it tonight. The second movie I watched was a murder mystery. Oh, wait. I gave the first one four cheesy garlic nans out of five.

Sorry. I was wondering that. Obviously. Great movie, go watch on Netflix. The second one was a murder mystery. Four retirees spend their time solving cold cases murders for fun, but their casual sleuthing takes a thrilling tune when they find themselves with a real who-done-it on their hands.

And this movie was called The Thursday Murder Club. Would you care to join us to discuss things further? Who is us? I'm sorry, Harood. me. We're the Thursday Murder Club. I watched half an hour of that one. It was the worst movie I'd seen all year. Oh, it's

giving like parents would love it. Oh, grandparents would love it. Grandparents would love it. The current is us, yeah. Helen Mirren, Pierce Bronson, Ben Kingsley. But like, we were from Father's Day. Dad, let's watch a movie today. I was like, oh, we can watch a Liam Leighton action movie and he's like, no, let's watch this because you like funny things.

Far out. No, I love old people, you know. But like, when old people are also in a movie, doesn't matter even if it's movie. They're still just as slow. But the line delivery is slow. The reactions are slow. It's just a very slow movie. Is it British? It's British. It's very slow. The movie could be

an hour and a half. It's two and a half hours. But that's only because of their pacing. It's just so slow. I don't get half an hour in and I was like, what is this? Yeah. I give that one. Didn't binge that one then, Sean? No, I didn't bidder. That's one and a half. Cheesy Garden. Now it's out of five. Oh, it's not good.

The final one I did was when I was babysitting my niece over the weekend. This is the kids' family movie. Seven helpless and bullied children are forced to face their worst nightmares with Pennywise, a shape-shifting clown. It was it. It's a horror movie. It's a scary film. But she loves clowns.

She always putting makeup on such. She loves clowns. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's not really a clown. He's more of like a demon. Yeah, we found that out during the film. She's very upset with me. Very upset.

I give that zero cheese of garlic manzo out of fire. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge 5-star fact. This is where I bring a fact to the table, and our judging panel of Steph Harrison and producer nurse Sam will rate it out of five stars on the following criteria. Sure ability.

Before you get going, Sean, there's something you need to know. So you do this segment every single day on the show. You provide the country of fact. We rate it. However, on Friday during the show when you were out of the room, we received a very interesting text from a disgruntled listener who's obviously listened to the segment heaps and we had to give that person a call back.

Nope. This is the call. Carl? Hello, Carlin speaking. Hi, Carlin. It's Stephen Harrison here from the Eugge. How are you? Not too bad.

Oh, Sean's out of the room, Carlin, while the song's playing. Carlin, you've got a great idea to change the name of the segment. Harrison, listen to this. Carlin, what's your big idea for the new name? changes to Sean's irrelevant, boring fact. Oh, tell them how you really feel, Carlin.

Geez. If it's what the people want, that's what the people get. Yep, fair enough, mate. Thank you for you. Honestly, we really appreciate that, bro. Thanks, Colin. No worries. What?

I love honest people. So, now you can press the on the button. Oh, my God. Don't tell me you guys have gone on. All right, here we go. They said it couldn't be more irrelevant. So irrelevant. They said it couldn't be more boring. Boring.

And we said, listen to this. It's Sean's irrelevant, boring fact. Fact, fat. Kate, don't love it. It's my first thoughts. I think of a massive improvement. You know what? Sam was clapping.

She loves it. Sam? There's no need for that. There's no need for that. I will say, to be honest with you, it's a terrible day for this to have happened because today's fact is quite irrelevant. Oh, no.

No, actually, it's very fit. You're welcome. No, I'm sticking with mine. Today's five-star fact is a man survived the Titanic by getting absolutely rat-ass. True story, the headbreaker, Baker on the Titanic,

the name was Charles Gauphin, reacted to the panic by just started pounding alcoholic beverages. He was smashing them. He did help everyone else get off the boat and he just went down with the ship. He's like, I'm just going to get horsed. True story, he then shredded water

for about two hours, which was like one of the longest people out there and ended up getting saved. And they reckon alcohol saved his life because it prevented him from panicking. He was just so chill. He was just steamed and experienced,

he said experience no pain in the water, which is an unusual response to the extreme colds and medical professionals. So literally, getting hammered, literally saved this guy's life. Can I say, I'm being completely honest, that's not a fact. What do you mean, it's not a fact?

It's just like a story that a guy did. Like, a story. A fact is a statement that's true. You kind of just gave us a story. It's not five-star story. Oh, it's a fact. What do you mean? So what's the fact for us to take away and share with him?

What is it? A man survived the Titanic by drinking. Why? And then you tell the story. Yeah, I died. But every single fact you asked me to explain it with a story. If there was a book of facts, Sean, that wouldn't pop up. Yeah, that would be the headline and then underneath it would go explanation.

Oh, it's like a story for like a newspaper or something. I thought that was good. Sorry, producer, Nurse Sam, what are you saying? I think you meant the fact was that alcohol, like, in the extreme... No, no, okay, hold on, hold on. Alcohol caused his blood vessels to tighten negating the effect of hypothermia. That's a fact. Thank you, Harris.

Guys, I've got the greatest fact on planet Earth right now. Police have confirmed that the two children who are missing have been found. Oh, that's great. Tom Phillips' kids out in the bush. Yes, yes, yes. So let's move on. That is amazing. And let's just end the segment of some incredible.

No, I can't. I've got that five start. That's beautiful. They've been rating. I've worked hard on that. It's amazing they found them. Honestly, it's been like consuming my brain all day. Thank God.

And well done to all the police and rescuers and military and all of you incredible, incredible hardworking people out there who made that happen. So you turn that music off as well, it's just doing this. It's quite an important moment. You rate my fact at all? That's huge. Yeah. That's amazing. I think we move on.

Oh, that's lovely. No, rate at all? Um, nah, I think this is really just way more important. Completely forgot what you even said. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Arvo! Polo!

It's a poll that we do every down our Edge Arvo's Instagram, and today's poll is Who'd be the cutest stuffed toy? Sean, Steph or Harrison. One thing I will say is, of all the polls we've done, and it's a lot at the moment. This is probably the most out-of-the-box poll that you've come up with. I kind of like it. I think it's not something I've ever thought about. As a plushy, that's what you call it, wouldn't it?

A plushy. Yeah, I think it's, again, we've done a lot of polls. We showed our boss, I was, producing who stands about an Excel sheet of all the polls this year. Our boss was flawed. You say, you write all of those down? She goes, yep, every single one. And the results of whose ones.

We need to get that online, actually. We do. Give that up there for people look out. This is a funny one. I'm a bit impartial with this one. I think I'm going to lose because I think I'm just like a, I'd be a boring doll. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm so boring looking. I think that's why Harrison's going.

to win as well, Steph. It's like, as a doll you want defining features. Harrison's an interesting guy to look at. It's the glasses, it's the hair, it's the ginger thing, it's your little tap shoes on it. But would you also be interested in a doll, like Sean that has glasses and that unwashed genitals? Is that not also interesting in a doll?

And I guess my doll, people would be like, oh my God, is that a doll of Angelina Jolie? We're like, oh, no, it's just someone who looks really similar to her. So yeah, I guess I get your point. Okay. So these are all good dolls. Sorry, Harrison, that was a reference to what, dare I say, five months ago when I talked about how I don't use soap. I don't use soap. I do wash it when an expert on.

I think it's a kid's kind of toy. I don't think it's going to have genitals. Well, I was in the bathroom this morning when my partner Jake was in the shower and I was watching the amount of soap that he uses on his downstairs. And I was like, Sean should learn a thing or two off you. Oh, you need to come watch, man. I'll fill up there next time. I'll fill up. I'm going to get in the shower with Jake.

Does he use huts of soap. Yeah, just get in there with that. What's the big thing called? Dufa. Dufa. It's definitely a lufa. A lufa? A luf is the thing that burger feels

holds the burger in. A luther. Oh, trust me. Okay, what's the result? What's the result? At third place, Smalley Bulls, Sean. Oh, I didn't lose.

Second place, Steph, first place, me. All right, good job. Thank you. Great job. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, would you rather, it's fun,

you know, party game. We started doing it at this time on the show. Just a bit of a talking point. A bit of a discussion. I found quite a deep one, guys. Would you rather drink a cup of ice cold water every morning right after having a peppermint? Or never be able to adopt any new technology?

What does adopt mean? So you can't use stuck now. Whatever your phone is, you've got to go with that. You're not taking the new phone. You can't give the new headset. You're stuck on this technology for the rest of your life. Or you go, I can do any technology, but the first thing you do every day when you get up

is either really nice, extreme eclipse mint and down an ice cold glass of water. A fisherman's friend. A fish, yeah. What's the most intense? I hate fishermen's friend. An intense fisherman's friend on an empty stomach and an ice, like, I'm talking almost frozen glass of water and as fast as you can.

Or have the same phone forever. Or never adopt any new technology. I also think Steph just a little slyper here. I think you need to learn to love fishermen friends. I know, that's not happening. No, I think... That's not going to happen. Steve?

Oh, wait. I think you should learn to love fishermen. Oh, fuck up. I thought it was a podcast for a slip-figerent. What does it stay? Does my breath stoke? Oh, wow, I don't know. You're a bit defensive about it, you're swearing.

You know it does sing, mate, you're bloody language. No, I apologise. I apologize about that. Now I'm paranoid. Oh, this is that time in the show. About what, your breath or your filthy mouth? It's both filthy mouth, isn't it when you think about it? You know what?

You put me onto fishermen friends, and the reason is because when you go on a night out, they're the only one that doesn't make like a clink in your pocket. If you put like an eclipse thing, that tin's horrible. Yeah, tins. Not good. Tins are great. I'm always chewing on them.

Yeah. Got something to say to me there, Steve? Yes, I do. And my thing that I would say to that is maybe that's why you're crapping your pants all the time. That's possible. That's a good point. Thank you. Back to the question, though.

They're not. Strong. And the whole professional in the producer's boot with nodding. So thank you. Yep, strong. Question. Would I rather? Well, with the technology.

your phone craps out after. Oh. She's going to swear at you again, Harrison, if you don't. Go quicker. I reckon, to be honest, I'll always choose the phone one because it's going to go to those parts of you and then it's going to be terrible because it's going to be with maybe a bridge in the morning, so everybody goes to the first one.

So you go first one. You can talk it in all. It's okay. No, she said speed up, so I had to go very fast. Steph, what would you choose? None of your beethworks. Oh, geez. Close their mouth.

with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hi everybody. We're about to record our podcast outro, which is bonus content that didn't quite make it to the radio show today. Now, the reason that this next conversation didn't make it on here was because of the very unkid-friendly topic that we're about to talk about. So just a warning, if you're listening in your car

or just wherever that small kids might be around, please, please, please don't let them hear what's about to happen. This is your warning. Namahee. Okay, I've witnessed something. on Sunday morning when we were out at a local cafe. We're literally at this cafe every single morning. Far rich.

Sorry, every Sunday morning, not every morning. Oops, styled that back. But I've never witnessed this particular thing there. I've seen this guy there before, once before. But, okay, let me tell you what me and my partner, Jake, overheard on Father's Day at a cafe. Because I was shocked. And I'm not making this up.

Okay, so we're sitting there. Jake and I are facing each other. the baby, 16-month-old Rocco, he's here. So he's to my right, Jake's left, in a, like, a little square table, okay? And then there's a few more squares of tables that are empty behind Rocco, and then another one behind that.

So there's like two tables in between the next couple out with their son, who looks very similar age to Rocco, about a year and a half. So very similar dynamics going on. And so we're kind of, of sitting down and I'm giving Rocko his fruit and stuff and blah blah blah and then that's when I overheard this.

I wrote it down because I really didn't want to forget it word for word. From like four tables over? From yeah like three tables over. Okay. The man looks at the toddler in the high chair. Your? No, at his own son. Okay, okay, okay.

So he's like crouching down, not crouching up, but leaning forward and talking to his own baby. And he goes, Did you hear that, Jacob? Mommy said, no way, not today. No blow job today. Not even on Father's Day. Literally that clear and that loud to a child. And I think, because then, like, me and Jacob

literally facing each other. We're not looking or we're looking at each other. And we're like, did he just say what I think he said? And we're like, oh my God, he just said what I'm thinking. You're saying. Did he say that? Because there was like no one else in the cafe. and like kind of louder than a normal conversation

to like get a reaction from us and a laugh because it wasn't funny. Ugh. But you know when you say things a bit louder than normal to get a reaction from a stranger or you get like a reaction from the room? Yeah. That's what it felt like?

But we're just both like, what just happened? What just happened? It was the most fucked up thing in the world. Like it was crazy. Imagine crashing out to a little boy being like, money's not giving Daddy a blowjob today even though it's father's.

Like it was insane. Yeah, it's fucking rain. It was insane. Ooh. I know. Sorry to have to say to that. That's just disgusting. And like the baby wouldn't understand, obviously.

The baby's not going to be like, well, the blue job. Like they're too young. It's like too young. But like still is fucked up. Have you ever said something? Not like that, but something fucked up to Rocco. Never? Oh, okay.

Do you say that Rocco watch you on the toilet a lot? Because you've got to like, look and watch them. No, little kids, little kids. Like that's, you'll, no, that's fine. My gosh. That's totally normal. but um oh when he was really really small baby um we're just looking at him if you have children with you please turn it off right now not that you would because i've just been talking about blow job i think they would have turned it off earlier yeah cool you could warn to the beginning yeah we should warn them at the beginning we should warn him at the beginning at the beginning of this outro but um yeah when he was a little buddy i was like a little baby i was like there

oh oh that's fun that's funny that's worse than the blowjob comment that's funny it's pretty fucking up there That's so funny. Oh. I think what? It's all pretend. We just like to you. Oh, that's mean. I know.

What if he remembers that? He was a little baby. Anyway, so that was my father's day, morning brunch. It was crazy. That's insane. It was crazy. Did you like give him a look? Nah, I just didn't want to look at him at all.

He was like an older dad. He was like maybe 50. It was like a youngish kind of like a younger woman. Not that that matters, but like just to paint a picture. Still we have a blur job. I want to think that's the reaction he probably wanted Yeah right right probably From Jake to his day

Hey hold up it's his day Yeah His day alright I think that was the reaction he wanted Like solidarity and the father's in the room That was the vibe But Jake just didn't give him any eye content It was just like what the fuck

Like that's so crazy And I was like how do I talk about this on the radio But you kind of need to say BJ for it to work Yeah can you not say Yeah You can't say BJ, right? Nah.

It's because it wants a BJ. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Anyway, guys, if any listeners out there has a good way of radio workshopping that into a friendly story. I think we could definitely somehow make that a break at 6 o'clock and push it to the podcast. Yeah. I think we're still in the podcast. Oh, we are at a podcast now.

Yeah, yeah. This is a good podcast. This is pretty meta. We can bleep on the show and they go listen to the pies to hear the full. Yeah, yeah, let's do that. But we can talk about it. It's fucked up. It's fucked up.

Yeah, it's crazy, eh. Maybe you can commit to the Santa thing on radio. Oh, no. Would you do that? Nah, because kids might be actually listening. Oh, God. That's true. That's bad.

What about if we beep out Santa? No, no, no, no. Guys, you're taking the Santa thing away. No, the blowjob thing is crazy. I honestly think we should just pay the whole break and just beep the bad words, including Santa. Maybe. Anyway.

Do you think Santa got a goby on Father's Day? Ooh. Do you know what's so gross about that? Santa needs to. Santa's got to make sense. It's just like you imagine Santa's downstairs being so unkept. Like if his beard If his beard is in that kind of state

The stash is like overhanging his lips That's so funny You can't even see his lips I reckon Santa smells like quite bad Oh yeah The outfit like the The outfit fucking stinks The suit head never clean

Yeah I get the vibe he's probably a bit of an alcoholic as well He's quite rosy cheeks Like a red nose There's no other way Except for like hard illicit A drugs To stay awake all night To get up present

Are we canceling Santa? He's a bit of problematic. A bit problematic. He'll find a way in. He will find a way in. Even if you don't have a chimney, he'll get in. Why is he obsessed with kids as well? It's fucking dark.

The whole thing's quite fucked. Yeah, well. Yeah, gross. Three for another day. Hashid cancel Santa. Hey, thanks for listening to the podcast. Bye, everybody. Your Arvos, Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

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