The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #143: Those poor babies! 😱🤣

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

Too much Tuesday! EZ Money What crazy things has your baby watched? Mascot Clue #2 5 Star Fact Harrison is getting old… Everyday things but they make you super anxious... What have you been saying wrong this whole time? Harrison’s ‘Forgotten Media’ Tunisia chat Top 3 Harrison’s Elvis chat Sean’s Woman’s day spread (don’t believe it all!) Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the podcast and big moments today, including Harrison, thinking he's getting quite old at the age of 25. I am getting old, the age of 25 and it's really fucking... No, you're okay. Oh, it's a really tough.

Oh, I've got to live for a second minute. He's manic! I thought to look to Steph, like what she did yesterday, remember that? Oh, be real cool. Well, what are you talking about? I said, F off. Oh, accidentally swearing. Oh, I thought you were just being really good.

That's what doing as Steph normally means. Also, the podcast outro is a little bit extra at the end that you can stick around for. And today we break down how the blood moon is going to affect all of us. Spooky. It's not spooky. I love horoscope. It's not spooky. It's not spooky.

Said I have my cancer. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hi, my. Welcome to the show. It's The Edge Arvos, Sean, Stephen Harrison. Did everyone see the moon last night? Yeah, big.

I slept terribly. I always don't want a full moon. This will be white. It wasn't just a full moon. It's a blood moon. No, that was the other night. Oh, was it? Yeah, that was the night before last night.

Oh, well, same diff. What's new moon? New moon. Yeah, no, that's twilight. Yeah, what's full? Full moon. Yeah. Full moon.

Isn't that when you pull your pants down? No, that's moon eye. No, that's moon eye. No, that's when you pull it apart. It's a brown eye. It's a brown eye. It's brown. It's 3.03 p.m.

It is almost on the car. Children must know that you can moon without brown eyeing. That's actually a good point. Can you? Of course you can. Oh, you can't. Oh, you can't. Yeah, it's a big brown eye. That's a problem.

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We'll give you a letter between E and Z. Today's letter, Steph. F. F. F for the second half of Steph. Well, for Stefan. Or like if you spell Steph with an F. Yep. It's like the second half of Harrison

if there was an F at the end of it. We don't accept second half of words, though. Only to start. We'll give you 30 seconds. You'll get 10 questions. Answer each one with a word starting, not ending with that letter. Confusing how we've set this up

because it needs to start with it. Fish, friend, Ficus, etc. Love that. And win a thousand bucks? All right. from Fukatani. Her name is Paige. She is a medical assistant.

Welcome to the show, Paige. Oh, thank you. Paige, what would you do at the money? Oh, probably a holiday, like an island holiday with my kids. Oh, that, God, yes. God, yes. And Paige, we've just been practicing this one off the year. We reckon it's doable.

So doable. Oh, my God. I described that as Paige. I said, I looked up at them after we're done. I said, guys, walk in the park. That's how confident I am with it Yeah Yeah

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Something a bank can help you with A sport fishing Something you can buy at the supermarket Frito Frog A band Um Freedom

A musical instrument Um Oh Um Oh my god I don't pass Something hot Frito An adjective

Oh sorry Paige That sounded You sounded quite stressed Honestly It was so much harder then it's like when you're doing it in the car. 100%? Yeah, it is.

Is freedom a band? Is there a band called Freedom? I don't even know. No idea. Sounds like a good guess. Sounds like a good guess. I'm good at right now. Freedom Band.

I was thinking Food Fighters would be good to that one? It's an English psychedelic rock band from the 60s. You've nailed it. I got it. She knew it. She knew it. Bonus great. So you got five there, Paige.

The only one you passed was a musical instrument. And you could have said flute, French horn or fiddle. Honestly, it's so much hard. when you're like on air? You know? So, hopefully. No, it is. But the good news is, Paige,

and you have to promise you'll keep this money to go towards cocktails when you get on holiday with your kids. But a hundred bucks thanks to BNZ coming your way. Well, that's amazing. Thank you so much. Congrats, Paige BNZ. Where do we start from, they've got the expert advice and tools you need

at every step of your journey. Let's get played out with a little bit of freedom, the band here. This is actually food. Yeah, it's a song called Delinquent Habits. One of a page's favorites, actually. No, Biggs, sing along, Paige. Matt, wait a mum.

Oh, actually, that had a swear word. Oh, no, no. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. One of the three of us has children, Steph. Harrison and I don't have children, Steph, you made a good point. Well, I have a demigodchi, so let's not be rude. Oye, can I get ahead of this?

The amount of people I saw on Father's Day posting pictures to celebrate their dog husband or like dog father. Oh, that's cute. No, it's not for you. It's not. Let them. Let them. If people have kids, it's about them. Having animals is a big responsibility. You shouldn't get an animal in your life, even a Tamagotchi until you're ready. And it is a big responsibility. So I think that's fine, Sean. And I was going to post a photo of Charlie and my Tamigotchi.

But I don't like my kids online. Like it just gives me a really gross feeling. I don't know what people see that. He's a private. He literally exists online. Yeah, but he is a being. So he is, you know, it's private for me. No, I get it. Yeah. Now, when we were recently on a trip down south, the three of us, Steph had to FaceTime her fiancé a lot who was looking after your child Rocco. Young wee thing?

Under how many weeks or days? I don't know the metrics. How many hours old is he? 14 months old. 16 months old. Oh, sorry. 16 months. So there was a moment where you were talking about Jake and how, because he's home alone,

he can't leave Rocco alone. And I, once again, don't have kids, but I was kind of like, surely you just, what happens if you need to go to the toilet? And you're like, oh, you just leave the door open and he sits there and you can watch him. I was like, wait. So your kid's like watching you go number two is just sitting there, like, looking at you. And you're making eye contact with your kid while he's kind of doing your business. Well, I mean, okay, this is crazy to talk about my partner's bathroom habits.

But in the morning, you know, with your morning coffee, things are happening. And you have to use the bathroom. And so if our 16-month-old is halfway through breakfast, then you can't just leave them in him in the kitchen and you go do your thing in the bathroom. No, no, no, no, no. Like, you can never leave a child alone like that. So he would drag the high chair into the hallway

with the bathroom door wide open and he just, no, it's not shocking. It's just crazy. No, it's not crazy. It must not be crazy if you're a parent. If you're not a parent, I've never heard this. You can never, a 16-month-older, he could do anything. He could get into trouble, he could... You can't leave them alone, never.

Yeah, it's dangerous. He could choke. could do anything. You could pick up something he's not allowed to. You could choke. Yeah, totally. No, choking is like a huge anxiety that I've got. No, trust me, I know. Choking is horrible. But anyway, it's not, the amount of times I've been sitting on the toilet and I'm home

aligned with the baby, or now toddler, and there's no, he has to come in with me. Even this morning, I'm like, mommy's busting, come into the bathroom with me. Come watch. Come watch. Like, he'll just be doing this thing. I think the high chair is a good example. I think turn the high chair around. I don't think the baby needs to watch you do.

It's a very simple. It's weird. The watching thing's weird for me. I'm not okay with that. No, because then you can't see if they're choking or not. Well, they're not. If they're sitting in a high chair, they're going to choke on the high chair, they'll be right. Nah.

So, anyway, I want to open this up. I put Rocco on like the baby bouncer when he was super small, and I would just sit there do my business and I'd use toilet paper as like a baby toy to distract him. So I'm sitting there. He's at my feet and I'm just like dangling toilet paper over him. So he's like, nah, all happy. Unused? You just got to chat.

Thank you to me. It's normal. Thank you. Oh, 800 of the edge. What's the craziest thing you've let your baby watch? Because now that I've learnt this, you can't leave a kid alone, there must have seen some things that, like, maybe when they're a bit older, it's not okay,

but when they're a baby, they're not going to remember. Like, for example, if you want to watch a horror movie and you've got like a six months old, maybe they just have to watch it with you. Oh, I definitely watched Bridgeton, adult fun scenes with my baby. Yeah, it's not a big deal. There you go.

That's what I'm saying. Producer Clara is with us right now. You have a bit of a story about this. Yeah, so back when I, I was, I think around two years old, mom propped her up in the high chair and left me alone for a bit, but she put my Wiggles VCR in the tape.

And she left me for quite a while until she was in the kitchen, all of a sudden she could just hear, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. And she was like, what is going? The Wiggles, that's crazy, what's going on? She walks in, and my father had taped over my Wiggles VCR

with Banda Brothers. Wait, is that all work? Maybe? Yeah, like the most graphic war TV series of all times. Brilliant. TV show that's quite accurate about World War II. It's really accurate.

She didn't know her colours and shapes, but boy did she know her way around the Battle of Normandy. Exactly, exactly. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Harrison and I just kind of learning about what it's like to be a new parent. We didn't realise you kind of have to watch your baby 24-7. Yeah. I mean, that seems evasive.

I don't know. Done about it. I mean... Yeah, give them some privacy. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. This is crazy that this is new information. to you boys.

This came up because... How would you like it if someone watch you all the time? Well, I mean, it's a safety thing, isn't it? Okay. So when my 16-month-old was having breakfast, yes, we are dragging his high chair into the hallway with the bathroom door wide open if we need to go. That's so normal.

And Jasmine texted in to 3343-3, totally agreeing, saying, I used to bring my daughter into the bathroom with me so I could shower. She would sit in the high chair and either play with a toy or watch me. Again, very normal. And then she says, I would not only be washing myself, but also changing my menstrual cup in the shower, which at times could look like a crime scene.

Oh, God. I love that, Jasmine. It's so normal. Could you turn the high chair around? No, again, you can't see them fully if they're not facing you. And second of all, you kind of want your young child or young people in your life

to kind of be curious about bathroom stuff so it's easy to toilet train them later. It's like, oh, I've seen daddy on the toilet heaps. I'm going to be like daddy. I can't wait to do a poo on the toilet like daddy. that kind of thing. So you want to get them used to it

and quite open to the idea. Yes, that is true. But also think about, you know, when your son Rocco goes to Kendi, there's not always eyes on Rocco. Yeah, totally, always. Yes. Definitely not.

Of course there are. There is not a teacher per child. There's not always going to be eyes on Rocco. So it's okay to take your eyes off, I reckon. It's okay. Yes, but not, I mean, how long does it take you to poo? Me? Not to get into the...

Exactly, exactly. So imagine that amount of time. time not watching a child. True, true, true. Have any parents finding this segment helpful where Harrison and I is two guys with no children give Steph parenting advice? You get texted 33-4-3. Dem from Taranaki, what did you let your toddler watch?

Both of my girls, they were toddlers. We dragged them out to the car shed and let them watch the vet perform an autopsy on our ostrich. Oh. Whoa. Okay, so the ostrich has passed. The vets were going in there. path. Yeah, to claim insurance, we had to have a vet

perform an autopsy, and the children wanted to come and watch, so we got the little plastic chairs, and they sat there and they watched the ostrich, yeah. That's crazy. Circle of life, isn't it? They learned hate so. They learnt the eyeball was bigger than the brain, and the windpipe

was like a garden hose, but my mother was disgusted, and I'd probably traumatised the children, but it was really interesting, and you can't leave your children unattended, so. Yeah, exactly. Maybe your kids are going to go on to be biologists or doctors. No, they're growing adults. They're not. They're not, but they're growing now and they still remember.

They're just, no, because they're traumatised from it, so they're not going to do it now. Yes, slightly traumatised, yeah. I've got a real estate, a teacher and an engineer's in it. Yeah, that's all right. Oh, yeah. That's good. But yes, no, you take them into the shower, you take them to the toilet. Everywhere.

Do what you've got to do. Absolutely. It's a great old, Deb. They'll learn one day, Deb. They'll learn one day. I don't know. That just sounds like no. me time. Where do you put your Tamagotchi when you're using the bathroom?

Oh, yeah, he comes with me. Exactly. No, exactly. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The People's Mascots. The Edge Hedge, a beautiful, beautiful mascot that we were about to launch last Friday. Listener Kelly had made it for us. You'd helped us come up with the design and all of a sudden, they went missing. It's been stolen. And the mystery person who has stolen our edge hedge mascot

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that he has put $500 on that. He's a sick F. To you listening potentially if you figure out who he is, you could be winning 500 bucks. Now, yesterday he gave us our first clue, and that is that he is a man. What was the clue? And that he has fans.

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Has he put up another picture? Yeah. How do you get the page, by the way? That seems a bit dodged. No, he's sending them to us. He's sending them to producer Clara and she's putting them up. So what's he doing in it? There's the photo.

Oh, let me look. Oh, he's outside. He's outside. He's got something in his hand. He's buy a road cone? A burger. It's a McDonald's burger. Oh, what kind of burger?

I think it's a Big Mac. Okay. And he's... Outside holding a Big Mac. Yeah. So what? He likes McDonald's. Do we think the shed or the Roadcon has anything to do with it?

Or is it... Do you reckon it's holding the burger that's important? I reckon the shed and the road cone could just be background for where this photo was taken. There's a broom there. Oh, no, no. That's a clear giveaway. That changes everything. It could be a broom, a big Mac and a cone and a shed.

Oh, four clues and one there. Okay, so if you figure out who this is, text Hedge and the person's name to 3343, if you guess it correctly, you'll go on the draw to win that $500. Someone will be winning that. But I heard we've got another clue that's been sent through to us to listen to it. Yuck. Another audio clue. So we've got the Erejovos on Instagram clue and this. All right, losers, here's your next clue.

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Keywood hedge leave a space and put Who you think is responsible For stealing the edge hedge mascot And you might be winning 500 bucks if you get it right Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge The Edge 5 star fact

This is where I give a fact Our judges, Harrison, Steph and producer Nurse Sam rated out of five I'm trying to find five unanimous stars In today's fact was going to be about The Wizard of Oz But then you guys are already kind of do the fact

That the snod that they use Is actually made of asbestos It was all asbestos Is that not crazy? Yeah, a very, very well-known fact. There's a lot of facts about the Wizard of Oz. You got to do another Wizard of Oz fact because I reckon we'd probably know it.

Yep, well, you guys have said I had to now commit to a Wizard of Oz fact. So I will do a Wizard of Oz fact. And if we think of Oz as a country, I think the Wizard of Australia would be Steve Irwin. Cricy! Just because of some of the magic he was able to do with these animals. Everybody's dying here. So this, so I couldn't find, you guys were going to know every single fact about the Wizard of Oz. Oh, right.

So my five star fact today about the Wizard of Australia, Steve Irwin, is that the first episode of the crocodile hunter was filmed during Steve and Terry Irwin's honeymoon. Hmm. Did not know that. Imagine that. Just get married. Go on your honeymoon. This guy's obsessed with animals. You start hunting crocodiles.

How old was Steve Irwin when he died? Oh, I always buzzes me out. Oh, Rick in his thirties. Because when you get older and you like reach the age that. celebrities were when they died always buzzes me out yeah it was 27 eh for a lot of people

he was 24 but like oh was he God he looked good God he's an old bastard well still too young he's pretty pretty got too soon

got too young older than I thought though hmm so the first now the thing about this fact Sean I don't actually remember watching any episodes of what was it called Crocodile Hunter

yeah I never saw it I think I watched a bit of it He made a great movie The Crocodile Hunter movie It's great film I used to watch it every single week when it was on when I was a kid. Really? No.

Producer Nersad? You're a crocodile hunter fan? Yeah, he was a big fan. Huge fan. Not really a fan of this fact, though. Might be an age thing too. The Shung is I watched Steve Irwin when he collabed with a wiggles for a wiggle movie.

That's how I know Steve Irwin. But that's the bottom of the fact I think is that we can't go, you know, that iconic episode, yeah, that was during his honeymoon. It was just, the first episode he did was during his honeymoon. Yeah. That's the missing part, I reckon, mate. I can't visualize it.

But it does fascinate me that someone would get married and then go on a honeymoon and then be working on their honeymoon. I hate that. Truthfully, I had two minutes to come up with this because it was the Wizard of Osestas thing. So I pivoted.

And at least you hadn't heard it. So little originality points there at least. Five for originality. Hey, look, I'm going to go a good, oh, three and a half. Which is generous. What about the did you do with the crikey? Crikey! 3.6.

Okay, we'll take it. I'll go solid. A solid three, man. Okay, that's okay. And producer nurse, Sam? Uh, three. All right. Up next on the edge, Avos.

Uh, no worries, no. I should know to never bring a musical fact for you guys about a musical. Oh, yes, no. Hey, speaking of musical facts, did you know that time... Wizard of Oz isn't a funeral either, just saying. What, of course it is? Are you joking me? The Wizard of Oz.

Summer of the Rainbow, are you joking me? Are you talking to the whole thing? Sorry, there's a song. There's songs in the movie. I wouldn't call it a musical. I wouldn't call it a film. Are you joking me? Of course it's a musical.

If the wizard was singing We're off to see the wizard The wonderful Wizard of Oz Because it's a quick song It's a song Somewhere over the rainbow Another song, that's two Name another, that's it

There's literally two songs in the whole film No, the lion sings, doesn't he? And so does the timetment? Courage, courage, courage, courage. Actually, they do, she meets the characters Long the Landererabit where they do all sing. These things your entire movie. Yeah, probably is a musical, I guess.

It is a musical. Sorry, let me die back. Today's five-star fact is And that The Wizard of Oz is a musical. Well, you don't see that on Broadway, do you see Wicca, but you don't see The Wizard of Oz. There's a fact for you. They never turn into a stage show. I was really interrupted.

Takeaway Titi is making a musical to the Fire Fest. Remember that whole shenanigans? Yeah, crazy. That's wild. Your Arvos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, how do you think I am? 25.

truthfully when I met you I thought you were a lot older I thought you were like in your 30s and then I found out you were 25 because you've got the face of a man who could be no and I don't think it's a bad thing but your age is quite ambiguous someone could be like he's 20 or you could be like he's 40 I honestly

you can tell Harrison's in his 20s he doesn't have many wrinkles at all got great skin got that energy energetic vibe to him this was more of a rhetorical question just going to kick off the segment but thank you for really picking me apart guys you can see that in his eyes he's in the eyes he's seen some things a lot better vision than yours um so um as he wipes his nose with his hanky

are you joking this is you can't write that mate jeez got the sniffles um people in my life have been pointing out something that I've been doing at the moment and I've realized that the only right page of 25 I'm getting old and it's scary Oh, it happens at 25, absolutely. Does it? Oh, oh, yes. Yeah, well, it's happening to me.

To multiple times, last week, my girlfriend, we'll talk for a while. She got, oh, baby, you've got something in your nose. And I just had like a bogey in there. And I had to go pick it out. I said, oh, that never happens. I've never had bogeys in my nose. It's random. Like, I've never had bogeys.

I've picked my earwax, but I don't pick my nose. That never happens, you know. And then another few times, oh, babe, babe, you got something on your face. what is it? Oh, cream cheese from lunch? Really? And I've been walking around like that. Yeah, yeah.

That is such an old man thing, I'm having food on your face. I put mustard a bit there. Oh, sorry, I had a sandwich a few hours ago. I know. That's so reminds you with my dad. Yeah, literally. This is the next bit. On the weekend, I went home, and I'm driving with my dad to the gym.

He's driving and I'm talking to him. And it's a 10-minute drive. We pull up. As we hop out of the car, goes, he literally, he reaches back into the back scene, he adds a box of tissues, puts on my lap, he goes, Oh, you've got something in your nose, bro. And I look up, I've got a bogey, and I'm like, my life, like, flashed before my eyes.

As then I'm like, oh, my God, all these years growing up, it's always my mum going, Tom, you got something in your nose, Tom, you've got something on your face. And my dad just really kindly gave me the box, and said, hey, buddy, you know, it's time. It's time. You're a man now. You're growing old. You're growing up. And it's just like, it's sad.

Am I losing it a bit? Hold on. Let me just check. It happens quickly. The last time. Actually, if you could take a seat down on that. that little couch there Harrison. I was going to test something.

So just sit down, yeah, cool. And then, abruptly kind of stand up. Jump up, Harrison. Yep, you're getting old. What are you mean? I'm getting old. You did the noise. The noise. It only kicks in in your mid-20s.

It's the noise. Let's hear it? No, you're doing that. I didn't know I did that. You know, something happened when I hit 30 recently. I don't have to count myself up. If I'm on the couch, I go, one, two, three.

No, I go. No, you don't. I was to cut myself off the couch. One, two, three. One, two, three. No, you don't. Also, I noticed recently that I'll be saying something to my fiancé, and I'll just be talking to her and she's about,

you've already told me that. That happens to me all the time. So you've already told me that. I was like, have I? I went up to my front door yesterday, day before yesterday, and I forgot the password. I've got like a number code to get in, and I just stood there, and I was like, oh my God, I just remember it.

Steph's had an episode again. Yeah, I'm having an episode. And that's like you counting one, two, three. when I get out of bed, literally, pull off the duvet, rock my legs back, and then rock up out of bed. Wait, hold on. Are you buying Bickey's from the supermarket on the sole purpose of dunking them in tea? The worst part is they're just plain Bickees. No chocolate. I'm getting old. Do you finish it off with the word as original?

I love them. All right, join the combo. 3343. Contextual call in 0800 the edge. How did you know when you were getting old? Were you doing the noise? What were you eating? What were you watching? What's the little things like that that gave it away? You're like, I'm turning into my mum or I'm doing it's there. I'm my dad. There's food all over my face. Zachary.

Did you have to start using blue shoes? What? What's that? It's like Viagra. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Speaking of hot guys, guys, I am getting old. I'm only 25, but I'm noticing that I'm getting older.

It happens to me last week when my girlfriend kept pointed out. pointing out to me that I had like a bogey in my nose or that I had food on my face from lunch and I was like, yeah, this is the moment this is the moment that I've realised I'm aging guys and I'm aging quick. It's such a dad thing. I remember my dad growing up always had food left over food on his moustache.

Always, after every single meal. Dad, you got some on your mo. Some great text here to 3343 on when you realized that you were getting older. When you're out on the weekend and you get hungry, but you say to yourself I've got food at home. Oh, that's when you're getting old.

Becker's texting. My intake of scones has really ramped up this year. Oh, that's a good one. It's a very old person. Snack, I guess. Yeah. Another person texted in. I've got a favourite Tupperware container.

using my phone with my pointer finger, it's just easier. It's old. Here's another text. After dinner, all I want is dessert, so I have a piece of fruit. Oh, that's old. It's a smart decision, but it's old. I haven't reached that point yet, I must say. It's an anonymous text. The other day, I accidentally referred to it as the TikTok in front of a genzy in my office.

The TikTok. My dad, you said, the Facebook. It's on the Facebook. Yeah, the Facebook's classic. Let's hit the phones. Karen is here from Ono 2. Karen, you knew you were getting old when. So two things that came to mind as soon as you said that was when I say to my teenagers

when I was your age. Oh, that's old! That's old! That is old. And then the other thing is when I realized I've had my full driver's license longer than some of my friends have been alive. Oh, my gosh. Oh, geez.

Oh, no, Karen. That'll get you. That'll get you. Oh, thank you, Karen. And Alex is here from Chitja. Alex, you knew you were getting old when? Um, so I'm 23 and I have been standing in front of the TV for a segment before the ads. What do you mean?

Like, you know, you just like walk into a room, you notice the TV's on. You go, oh yeah, stand in front of the TV for a few seconds and then walk off, Potter, do something else and then come back and... Can I ask, are your hands behind your back at the stage? Because what I'm imagining is you're walking into a room, hands behind a room, hands behind you're back, you're just kind of looking around, watch the TV, maybe the chase is on, probably the chase or the news or something. You're like kind of looking in and you're like, no, yep, all right. My dad used to it as, I mean, watching it, and then come and you stand and watch like half an episode.

I'm like, sit down. He's like, no, I've got things to do. He's like standing there watching it. He walks off, potters around. Yeah, exactly right. My arms would be crossed. Yeah. Oh, no.

Oh, Alex. There you go. No. I was cross watching it. Quite a bit of a frown on your face. What's going on here? Yeah, probably. And definitely watching tipping point.

Tiping Point. That's an old show, Alex. I love tipping point. God you know you're getting old, but you love Tipping Point. And hey, it's a blessing to get old. I think we should all be celebrating this right now. It's a blessing, but it also sucks. Okay, it does suck to turn old, doesn't it?

No, it's a blessing. But it sucks. Every day above the soil is a blessing. It's great, man. Almost below it. Oh, God, that's grim. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

What happened to me last night? was I was driving home after the show and I mean, I don't know if it's just me but does anyone else out there feel super anxious when they're driving in front of a police car? Oh yeah, yeah. You've done nothing wrong. Yeah.

You know you've done nothing wrong. You've got your seatbelt on. Your hands are 10 to 2. You're just cruising along, not speeding, but like you keep checking the rear vision mirror because you're like... Do you turn the music down? I always turn the music down.

Yeah, I just panic a little bit. Like the heart rate goes up, the sweaty palms. It annoys me like if there's a cop car on the side of like a motorway or, like wherever everyone slows down but slower than the speed limit. Yeah. I was like, why do we slow down?

Because we feel anxious. We're all anxious. So annoying. I'm like, do I accidentally have a kilo of meth in here that I forgot about? Yeah. Just in case, you never know. You know you're doing nothing wrong,

but it's just a non-anxious thing that makes feel anxious. The same thing happened. I was driving home last night. The cop was behind me for a little bit of the journey. And then more towards home, I go through an intersection and I was going like, you know, 50, on a 50 road.

Why'd you wink? No, I was going 50. Why'd you wink again? Look, not winking, 50. That's weird a third time, I wish. I wouldn't ever do that at three time. Get a video online. But I'm going through the intersection,

and there's a car at the intersection, and it's a police car waiting at the red light, and I'm cruising along, and it turns orange. And it's too, I'm going too fast to slow down, but then there's the cop car, and I'm like, I just panic so hard, and it's so a not-anxious thing. It's like, definitely chill. to cruise through an orange light if you're going 50 still.

It's like so much more dangerous to go and try and stop. So there I go, but then I'm like, oh my God, are they going to get me? Are they're going to get me? Are they going to get me? No, of course they're not, because you're driving responsibly.

It's like you did the right thing, Steph. And it's made me think about other moments in life where it's a non-anxious moment, a non-anxious thing you're doing, but it provokes anxiety. Like this, when you're going shopping and you're browsing through some clothes at a store and you decide nothing's for you.

So then about five, 10 minutes of browsing later, you walk out of the store without buying anything. Does that not make you anxious? Especially when it's a small mum and pop store. It's like a tiny store and the person's talking to you the whole time and then you leave and they go, thanks.

No, see, I think it's worse if they don't talk to you because they're like, oh my God, I didn't talk to that person. They're not going to know that I'm a good person and I wouldn't have a shoplift in a million years. Oh, you think it's because they think you're shoplift. Yeah, I will. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, no, no, I was sure. what he's saying when you look around and you go thanks

you don't get anything because you've said to them that their shop sucks you basically have done no no no no that's not it your shop can suck and you can know that but if you think that I'm shoplifting that's what's going through my head so I'm like going out of my way hands out of pockets at all times I'm like almost showing them the palm of my hands and being like I haven't

taken anything that's anxious turn the pockets inside out yeah or like going through an airport security and you get like your luggage gets taken to the people that check your bags oh when it pulls it across the carousel and you're like oh my god have I packed my weapons I was like no I don't have any weapons

that's an anxious moment when you see the bag go through the tunnel and then you see if it stops and either goes right or straight that's what I'm always going to go yeah yeah yeah and then if they get you you're like oh my god what's in there I actually don't know but probably guns but I don't know I don't own a gun but it's definitely guns

they're gonna lock me up forever did you pack this yourself I did but someone might have put a gun in there afterwards I don't know yeah some great texts are coming through someone said anyone gets anxious when they go to the same cafe multiple times in a row. I do because I'm like, oh my God, we kind of know each other now, but we're not saying that we know each other.

Someone else goes, Alice, I always freak out when I see a breath testing station coming up a head, even though I don't drink. Yeah, like, what if the equipment fails? And I end up going to prison for my life. Exactly. That's great. Hey, great things to think about.

One last one to everyone think about. When you're at a shop and you're carrying a water bottle in your bag, and then you get really thirsty, and you pull out your pump, and you're like, oh, God, I hope they, don't think that I've stolen this one. You know, if you're like a supermarket or something. You're like, no, no, I definitely already.

I bought this in. I bought the sun. Yeah, that happens all the time. Your Avos, head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Sean Stephen Harrison's scandal. Turns out we've been saying one guy's name wrong. His entire life.

Actor Denzel Washington. Wait a minute, because my name's not pronounced Denzel. My name's pronounced Denzel. Oh, I'm Denzel Jr. My father's Denzel, Hayes, Washington, Senior. I'm Denzel Hayes Washington Jr. My mother would say, Denzel, and we both show up.

So she said from now on, you're Denzel. That's how we got pronounced Denzel. Wow. When did that come out? Last week on Friday. Has he not addressed this before? Never. It's been years.

I've never heard of this. Why do he never address this? It's a good point because he's an old actor. Yeah, he's a million interviews. He was like massive in the 90s. Yeah, I reckon he likes Denzel probably. Denzel sounds cooler than Denzel. Yeah, it does.

So yeah, you'd roll with it. Oh, yeah, I guess so-A. Yeah. It's so cool. And now so many people have been called Denzel. But now the whole problem is if you go and go, oh, it's actually Denzel, everyone's going to go, yeah, whatever, dude. It's like the people who say it's called a jiff. Oh, instead of a giff.

Yeah. Because we found out years after that it's called a jiff, but no one's using that. So Denzel Washington, not the only celebrity who we've all been saying their name wrong this whole time. So a couple of years back, you know Chrissy Teagan? She's the wife of John Legend. She's a bit of a personality as well. She hosted the lip-synching show over in the States for a bit. So her last name, Tegan, not actually how we say her last name.

It is Tegan. It's Chrissy Tegan. Chrissy Tigen. And she's just never corrected anybody and she just rolled with it. Same with, so one of my favorite movies of all time growing up was Bring It On with who I thought, Kirsten Dunst. Yeah, Kirsten Dunst. Kirsten.

Is it not? Not how you say her name. I'll answer to Kristen, Kirsten, Kirsten, which is how you say my name, but I don't blame people. Kirsten. Kirsten. Kirsten, Kirsten. You'll say it like you're Irish. Charlize Theron.

Love her. What a performance and monster. Harrison, guess how you say Charlie's Theron's name? Theron. Charlie's Theron. Welcome to our show, and I'm happy I got your name correct. No, not just correct. It's like music to my ears.

Yeah. So one more time. Charlies, Theron. Theran. Yes, there's just Theran. Chalryan. How did you say the first name? Chalise.

Just Charlize. Chalise. Chalise. Charlies? Yeah. Jalys. Charlies. So it's not only celebrity names

that we've been mucking up this whole time because we want to know and 0.800 the edge what you've been saying wrong. And it's only recently that you've realized maybe that you've been saying something wrong. So on TikTok, this person got this word wrong. Appetitis. Pardon?

Hepatitis. Is it hepatitis? Yeah. Yeah. Here's another one. Shit take. I don't want any shit tape mushrooms on my cheeseburger. Chitake.

Shatake. I always thought it was a man's laughter. Huh? I always thought it was man's laughter. Sorry, don't get it. Oh, man slaughter. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, I got it now.

Did he mix that up? Producer Nurse Sam, you have one as well, did you recently, but you didn't. The fizzy water Antipodes Antipodes Antipode Antipodes Oh that's good

I'll have an antipose with my jalapenos Please I'm so embarrassed And on my pork No that's not right I was going to do a joke about a Filet

Filet but I think both are correct Play the one that someone here is trying to say Stomachakes Stomachers Oh no That can't be real Your Arvos Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. What did you just realise was pronounced differently to what you thought? A lot of these happening on TikTok. Just know that for the longest time, I thought that the acronym, if you know, you know, was a new way of laughing like LMFAO, but imitating Goofy's laugh. Like, y'ok, y'ok.

So, yeah. No way. Yeah, I saw that this morning. It got a made me chuckle. So what could you not say, Nikki, we've got to start with you from Invercargo. What did you try and order? Hot.

It was my mum. We were drinking mahetos from casks, adult slushies. And so she said, I love these. So off she went to a bottle shop looking for Magito. Have you got Medito? Could have been Magito's. That might have been slightly worse. Magidos.

I love that. Thank you, Nikki. All right. Let's go to Sasha from Farnar. Sasha. What can't you say? Gaze bow. Gazebo. Gazebo.

Geez, what could that possibly be? I don't think you can say that, Sasha. Say it again. I don't know you can say that. It's legal now. Gazebo. Gazebo. Oh, thank God.

For Godness, thanks God. For Godness, Saksha. It was getting a bit Destiny Church for a second there. I love that, Sarsha. Well done. Great to admit that. Safe place. Safe place for these admissions.

Jackie from the Hawks Bay joins us. Jackie, what word could you not say? For years I called it a photographer until my family told me it was actually a photographer. Hey, that one's okay. It makes more sense. That one that doesn't make a lot more sense. Because they're a photographer, they take photographs.

It's about the same. It's about the same. It reminds me of the word advertisement. So many people say advertisement. It's the same thing. It's an advertisement. Yeah, it's the same thing though. Yeah, yeah.

They change English is so stupid like they change the first word. Thank you, Jackie. Sean from the Tron. Sean, what have you got right? It's not me. It's everyone else. No one can say my name right. You did, but it's spelled S-I-A-M.

Oh, I got it right, Sean, because it's written on my computer screen phonetically. Cian, welcome to the show. Sorry. Yeah. I'm so happy that you got it right, but I've been called C-N-S-S-I-N-E-N, Sean. Yeah. See, I know. The Irish names, the Chavorns get there.

That's crazy. My name is spelled S-E-A-N, and I once had an Uber driver refuse to take me, unless I said my name was Sian. Hey, that's a lovely name. Amber from the Hawks Bay, what couldn't you say? So mine is key, but I used to always pronounce it quay. Oh, like Lampedon, quay. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, like West Key. Uh, who did he? I always used to say quay, and now everyone, as soon as an address comes up like that they're like, hey Amber, are we going to the quay? That's good. That's okay. On that as well, you know how you go to the races

or every Friday here at the edge? We do a thing called the Duck Derby where you like race at all like computer ducks. It's everyone says duby. It's Derby, actually. It's Darby. Everyone says it wrong. Don't believe me? No, I'm getting frustrated.

Derry. I'm actually getting frustrated. Corey, what kind of? you say? Is that me now? Yeah, yeah. That's you. Hey guys, I've always

pronounced the batterys. Oh, no, Corey. That's, yeah, can you do it again, Corey? Bettererries. So that's just batteries. Batteries. You're adding more syllables and mates. I reckon, Corey, you could like half the syllabus.

You could just say batries. I had a big argument with my mum about it, but yeah, she got. Three to me in the end. Oh, you're making push through. Keep car, mate, you got this. Bettererreed. Your Avos, hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Why are you wearing weird glasses? Harrison's for the next segment. Areas. Is it like a pilot segment? No, it's a dark segment. Oh. Is it really?

Yeah, it's pretty dark segment. Coming up next. Do you know play the intro there, Sean? Can I have one? I'll take 20. It's literally the hottest thing right now. Wait. Where did it go?

remember blank Harrison's forgotten media. This is a new segment where I bring up something that's been forgotten about in the media? It's forgot Harrison's forgotten media segment. Like an unsolved murder. No, no, not murder. Oh, like a VH, VH, what were they called VHR? Like old videos. Yeah, where did they go?

Oh, like actual physical things. Where's a physical thing? Where did they go? Like a floppy disk. Like a floppy disk. It's one of those things where I, um... Landfill, I'd say. Yeah, landfill. for most of these things.

I'll play a song then, eh? Yeah, no, no, we'll still tap into this. How to know where you're looking, by the way? I cannot see your eyes. Well, it's kind of the mysterious. It's quite a mysterious segment. Where did they go? But I was standing in the shower last night,

leant up against it in my aviators, and I thought, what happened to pillow pets? What happened? What happened? Do you guys remember pillow pets? No, truthfully no. You don't remember pillow pets? I remember ads on TV, but I never had one.

Funny you mentioned that. Because it was invented by Jennifer Telford in 2003. After her son flattened a stuffed animal to sleep on, it had a valko strap and it converted into a plush into a pillow. So it was like a pillow and then it turned into a pet. What happened? What happened? But what happened to them?

Well, I guess people, you know, just the cycle of it, people get over it. The first version was the snugly puppy. It did okay. until what did you mention, Steph? Landfill? No, after that. I couldn't see your eyes? No, after that.

Oh, I don't remember. Later down the track when I said, oh, you know what those are? Oh, the ad. I saw the ad on TV. On TV? Funny you mention that. Because it wasn't until 2009 when she decided, that's six years later from when she first made the first one,

2001, they made a TV ad and this catchy jingle played. Oh, is there a jingle there? So far I don't recognise it. Oh, here we go, I'm sorry. Say hello to the pillow pets. What happened? What happened?

What happened? Do you know how many pillow pets were sold? Heaps? I don't even know. I've never heard of a pillow pets in my life. $30 million. Text in, 3343. You know what pillow pets are.

They were a thing. They were a massive thing. I had a Michelangelo Ninja Turtle one. The one with the orange eye mask. I gifted my 14-year-old when I was 14 too, just clarify that well both 14, I gifted her a sally from Monster Zink pillow pet.

It was a big deal. Look at how the government's brainwashed you guys because you can't even remember it. You don't even know what happened to them. And I sit here thinking, What happened? What happened? Someone needs to say there's still a zebra

with a pink nose in my living in my bedroom. Someone said there's a purple ladybug. Ladybug. There was a class of the ladybug was the classic one. But I'm leaning in the shower last night and my aviators thinking, what happened? To pillow pets.

And so I did some searching. I did some diving. You can still buy them at pillowpets.com, so there's still a thing. You shouldn't be showering with aviators. Yeah, I thought they were gone, but no, they're still a thing. People are texting and let them get them for Christmas for their kids and stuff. Yeah, they're still a thing.

All right, we're glad we got to the bottom of that. Yeah. Thanks for the journalist. St Bernard one. That's a nice idea, Lauren. St. Bernard, oh, it's a dog. I'm surprised at the amount of IPs that they owned the rights to.

They own a lot, yeah. Go to the website. There's so much there. They still exist, yeah, yeah. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Imagine getting on a flight and you're going to go to your dream holiday destination

and then you realize while you're on the flight that you're actually going to the completely other side of the world. Yeah. You spend all your money on it. These two American girls videoed themselves coming to that realization.

when they bought it a flight. And it's going viral on TikTok. You might have seen this. But they kind of realize once everyone's luggage is in the overhead compartments and things that they're not going to Nice France. The plane's actually scheduled to go to Tunisia,

which is in the top of Africa. Very different. How far away is that? It kind of doesn't matter about how... Okay, so I don't know. I was not good with geography. They're quite different places. Okay, so France is in Europe and the top of Africa is like below Europe.

So it's not the opposite side of the globe. Yeah. But it's still just if you're visualizing Nice France, you're maybe not visualizing the same thing as Northern Africa. Yeah, right, right, right. This TikTok's got like seven million views. This is the clip of the girls realizing. You are going to France?

Is that where this is going? Oh, my God. Wait, we're supposed to go. We were supposed to go to Nice. We told the guy Nice. Nice. We told them niece. Yes, later, later. We're going to go to Nice?

We changed the plane later. We're going to have to go change it in Tunis. We're going to have to go. Tunisia, we told the guy we were going to Nice, and he thought we were going to Tune. I just love the idea of these two American girls in the airport going out. Where are you going? Tunis. They're like, Tunisia?

Yeah, Tunis. And they end up getting on the flight before they realize that it's not the right place. She's like, we asked a guy to go to Nage. So obviously they've used some kind of like, what are they called travel agent or something like that, or a local or someone to do the booking for them. So instead of going to Nice, France, which actually I'm just looking up on the map, very close. So top of Africa, bottom of France, actually quite close. But the capital city of Tunisia is Tunis.

T-U-N-I-S. So the person booking the flight has heard, we want to go to Nice, but he's heard, I want to go to Tunis. He's heard to Nice, the name of the capital city And see if I want to go to Neese Oh god, so it's their fault No, I don't, I think it's just Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I think it's like a lack of communication But I'm like, you're sitting at the gate You're looking at the sign above, you know, the gate area that says to Neese Because all the cities that you're traveling to Like say on the big TV screen But they've just read to Like they haven't read it

Or they've just read Tunis thinking that this plane's going Tunis. How is Tunis spelled? T-U-N-I-S. Okay. So actually nothing like the city name. It's not about the same way. Or the word two is wrong as well.

It's just an example. And I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm going to make it like a race thing. But Americans, the Americans that I've met, aren't great with geology outside of their own country. Geography. Gees. You're going to slander Americans. Oh, that couldn't have been better. Geography?

All the Americans are now listening. Oh, geology. Oh, my. Geology. Oh. You know your minerals from your bloody? Other ones. The Americans I know, they love rocks.

Do they? Big on rocks. Okay, big on rocks. Geography. Yeah. I had an American argue with me once because I didn't know where in the States Idaho was and he said I was bad at geography. But he didn't know the capital city of any other country other than America.

Do you know what? I love that these are two Americans that have quickly flipped their phone in to record to put it on TikTok to make the world know of their debacle. I love it. I love seeing Americans travel. I remember being on the beach in, uh, we were, uh, Italy. And, um, Steve, that moment there. Sorry.

Where was it? Ooh, uh, Italy, Italy, no, was it Italy. Was it when I was in Spain or the Greece? Jeez. What? Can't a girl travel? Can't a girl spend her hard earned money on travel, the greatest thing in life? Um, so I was there on the beach.

And then everyone's quite quiet. You know what the beach? Like, everyone kind of sticks to themselves. And if they're hanging out with a friend, like, it's just like, it's room volume. conversation. But the American tourists are so loud. She's sitting there. She's like, I'm going to use my backpack as a pillow. It's like, you don't need to tell the whole beach, ladies. I love them. And that's what you're going to be, you know, a little more respectful or you end up in Tunis.

Yes, careful out there, guys. Shout out to the Americans who know their geology. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. There's a 14-bedroom mansion, a massive estate available. for sale in Huntley and it's quite cheap as far as property's got, it's $3 million which I know that's a lot of money but for like a 14 bedroom. It's like at this

places, it looks like, what's that movie you watched the other day Harrison that you reviewed the Thursday murder club in that big old estate? Like the place where like the downtown castle vibes. Where the traitors is films there. It looks like that. Now you're talking. It's a beautiful big place but no one wants to buy it

because it's in Huntley. So I've got today in the top three. The top three things that you would want if it wasn't for one small caveat. If you could help me with the intro, please. It's that time of the day. The time to get your news. Brought to you by... The Tupperware that you avoid using

because of that one time you put leftover spag bowl in it in outstained orange. And presented by... Scooby always does things he shouldn't because people scream at him. Scooby do. They should say Scooby don't. It's the Edge Top Three.

That's good. I can relate to both of us. Hey, the top three things that you would want if it wasn't for one small caveat, including this massive estate in Huntley. One. The ability to walk through some walls, but some walls you can't, but the likelihood of your ability to walk through the wall increases with how quickly you walk at it. What?

Sorry. Whoa, whoa, whoa. So am I a magician now? No, so you've got a superpower. So there's a superpower you can have. Okay. And the superpower is you can walk through most walls. Yeah.

But there's a small percentage that you just, can't. But your percentage of being able to get through there is increased by how quickly you go. But sometimes it won't work. Sometimes a small amount won't work. So a couple of walls you're just going straight in there. Okay. I reckon opening a door and walking through a door actually isn't really affecting my life. I'm still pretty okay with that.

Fair enough. All right, number two. Two. You get a $10 million dollar super yacht, but you can only go on it when it's raining in the seas of it windy. Ew, yuck. No, far out, no way. No, not worth it. Seasiness. Absolutely not worth it. Yeah, yuck.

Wouldn't feel like a super yacht at all? No, no, no, no. So these are the top three things that you would want if it wasn't for a small caveat like this mansion and Huntley. Three. You have a never-ending wardrobe of clothes. Whatever clothes you want. Okay.

And it keeps replenishing itself. But you can only ever wear them if you go Commando. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Of course, yeah. Really? Wait, I'm Commando now. It's the edge top three.

You should put on. You should do that at work. Why not? Spreeing. Try it. Yep. Bravo's Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Our family dog died just over a month ago. Oh, this is so dark, man. Yeah, well, it's good to reflect on these things. Same as Elvis, he's a big of Roddy, Rotweiler, or Wheeler, depending on how you say it. Did I ever give you my advice that I didn't tell you this. Hey, everyone listening, if you've also gone through a pet dying, what really helped me was you write down every single memory that you can ever remember of, Elvis or your dog.

For me, it was my family dog. Jake, I just wrote down everything, every single memory I had of him. Outings, funny moments, just the mundane stuff as well. And I wrote it all down because my biggest fear when you lose a pair is over time, you'll start to forget what they were like. So I just wrote it all down and now I've got it like always forever. I did some of that. Yeah, good.

I wrote down something. Yeah, super helpful. Steph also took a full week of leave. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I didn't. I came to work the next day. You didn't have to, though. I did tell you.

I know. I know. Sorry, did they give you a week of bereavement leave? I can't remember. I can't remember. I sure, because I got made to come back. Sorry, we make it about me, but I... You know what?

Can I be honest, goes? This is kind of our mind dog dying. I was giving you hug. No, you were good, but then it was just other things. Thank you. So, I went home last week, and the first time going home, without the dog, without the running up to the gate, the barking, the sniffing, everything had changed.

And it had changed for me, but most importantly, this has changed for my parents, because there's no kids home. So Elvis is now their child, especially my dad. They're like besties. They're always hanging out, always going for walks and stuff. And I found it hard and sad, and I noticed a few things. Like, one of the things was his dog bed still sits in the living room.

And it stinks. And I told Dad to biff it because he needs to biff it. It stinks. But you don't want to get rid of that stuff, too. No, but you do need to at some point. He's not ready. Could he just move it into the garage? He could move into the garage.

Yeah, small steps. Yeah, small steps. That was quite different. Looking over, there's no dog there, just a smelly bed. Ratty and mankie. I was like, okay, it's sad, but it's not very hygienic, is how I felt about it. Probably don't laugh there, Sean. Another sad thing was his box of ashes.

Yeah. Sit next to the TV remotes underneath the TV. And it was a very small box. I said to Dad, is he in here? And he goes, well, some of them, they couldn't fit him all in it. and I said, I was trying to open. I was like, can I see him? He's like, oh no, you can't see it.

But he's in there. And then I picked it up and shook it and it was an empty box. So I'm pretty sure the dog's not in there. Oh, that's weird. But dad thinks it is. He said, don't touch it. I'm like, it's not anything. He's like, you know what's happening there.

Really? Because the crematory implies is definitely, like, make sure that your pet comes back to. I don't think it's legit. I don't know. It's all a bit off. It's strange. But yeah, like I said, the hardest, the hardest for my dad. Like one of the mornings he was like, oh, should we go for a walk?

together and I looked down and he's still holding his lead. Oh. Yeah. He just took the lead for a walk. He took the lead for a walk and sometimes Dad would put his arm out, but like this. Well, pretend to walk a dog that wasn't there.

Oh, Tom. Yeah. Poor Tom. And then he'd go, whoa. Like, he's getting tagged of it? Oh, he's like just miming it. That seems strange. It's sad.

It's really, he's doing that kind of stuff. And then, like, I woke up one morning and I could hear his alarm through the wall. And this is what his alarm sounded like. So that's a recording of Elvis barking. Because he died from, he had an infected throat. So play that again, that's him doing a vicious bark. But, like, he wait, dad wakes up to that every day.

Harrowing. He's going through grief. Grief times with weird things. Oh, speaking of weird things, this was the, this was the saddest part. This was the saddest part. So I wake up in the middle. of the night to go to the bathroom and I trip over something

in the hallway. Sorry. I trip over something at the hallway. It was my dad. Sorry, it's sad. It was my dad wearing Elvis's shock collar killed up in the dog pit. And I was just like, man,

grief, it's hard for many people and many different ways. But nah, stop going on without Elvis. Your dad needs help. He does need help. Poor Tom. Yeah, poor Tom. Bring on to Tom, everyone.

Far out. Your Arvos, hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I recently got engaged to love my life. Did you? Yeah, I've talked about it a lot. Keep that quiet. Yeah, I absolutely haven't.

But the reason I'm bringing it up again is this in my hand. It's the new... Oh, I think I ripped it. It's the new Woman's Day magazine that's out this week. And it features that they did a story on me and my fiance. When did you get there? When did I get this magazine? Yeah.

Oh, last night. That is disgusting that your article, the pages are already stuck together. Yeah, I spilled a coffee on it earlier. I had a bit of sweat. Is it a white coffee? Oh, it did. Rain it and let him have his moment, Harrison. We've just given you five minutes to talk about your dead dog.

It's like PVA glue. What are you doing? Jesus. Go on. Sorry, Sean, over to you in your beautiful romance with a few. Oh, thanks, Steph. Yeah, no worries, more. Thanks.

Anyway, there's a three-page spread about my engagement. But I want to clear some things up because it's not, truthfully, it's not all accurate. There are some moments in here that are false, and I just don't want false information getting out and then getting back to me. You know, I just would like to clear some of these things up. Oh, God, what does the article say? I haven't read it yet.

Well, at one point, there's a quote here that says, Jeannie Grace. Your fiancé? Yeah, yeah. Supports Sean. so much that she's been to every single one of his stand-up comedy gigs. What a hero. I don't say it's not true.

Oh. Really? So I did a gig on Friday and she didn't want to come. She was quite tired. She was at home. What about before that though? Because this was quite a while ago. Nah, she's missed so many of the men.

Really? Yeah, she did not come to all of them at all? Has she come to a lot of them? Is she very supportive? Absolutely. Is this a lie and a misquote? Yes, or so. She's allowed to life?

No, but all I'm saying is I'm just going to clear up the discrepancies of the article. Did you say that? Did you say that or did the... No, Jeannie said that. She said she come to a lot of. She also said... And I don't know if she believes this, but this is like...

In the article, she talks about how we both met on Bumble, the dating app. Yeah. And she says that it was both of our first ever match on Bumble and our first Bumble date. That would be serendipitous, wouldn't that?

That would be amazing. That would be an incredible story. And obviously they printed it because they thought it was great. So that's true for her, I think. I think I was her first Bumble date? Was she mine?

No. Oh, God, no. Oh, God. No, no. How many? How are we asking? This is a bit of a toxic article behind the scenes. Yeah, well, I was, heaps of Bumble dates before.

How many? Give us a number. Of dates on Bumble? I'd say 10. But maybe more on the other dating apps, more on Tinder. You know, although that's a bad thing, I just wanted to say they've kind of printed this love story, like I just didn't want to, I want to be real with people, you know? I just feel like there's another article out of this conversation.

just a clear... The truth. The truth, but there are really cute photos and it's very cliche. There's like me giving her a piggyback. I will say when we went and got these photos, you know, because you've done a little photo shoot of this recently. So have you, Steph.

There were some that we were just like, I'm not doing that. Because this is how to get you. They make you take these real cheesy cliche photos. And if there's one you don't want to take, that's the one they're going to use when they take that one. Well, I also did my shoot with my parents, so we probably did different. I wasn't on my mum's back and we weren't cuddling.

Yeah, and I did mine with my baby, and I was like burping him. and like, boob in his mouth. So I veit vastly different. Did you? Did you? Did you? Did you?

Did you? Do you got a copy? No. Yeah, don't discriminate. You got to breastfeed where you got a breastfeed. Can I also say, Sean, very proud of you, mate, and I really like the article. Oh, thank you. I really enjoyed reading it. And I haven't read it yet, but I'm sure I will eventually enjoy it.

Sorry, our co-host and friends has got a new article in the back. Do you haven't read it yet? Yeah, three pages of Reddit today. You haven't wanted to pick you. I'm honestly really on the hunt for the sequel of the Housemaid series. So I'll go that first once I can find it. And then, Sean, I promise, I'll read your article. Three minutes.

Yeah. Three minute read, probably. Less than that, I think. We'll say. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, I hope you enjoyed the podcast. There's a little podcast outro, a little bit extra.

It's a blood moon at the moment. I know it's meant to affect everyone. Oh, I had blood moon content. Oh, did you? For this? Yeah. Oh, too slow, Romeo. Oh, man, just because you turn the mics on.

Yeah. All right, go. What have you got? Well, I put in, I ask Chat to chat to you, I put in all of our star signs and asked how the blood moon's going to affect us because I keep seeing articles on how it's meant to make us feel real different and stuff.

Okay. And, you know, I don't believe in astrology necessarily. I do think there's something to it, but I do love being able to blame personality defects on the moon and the stars. So Capricorn. That is you, Harrison? Yes.

You're a Caprican. This is what you might experience during the blood moon. Self-doubt. Okay. And communication blockages. Communication blockages. Yeah, and it says you should stabilise work and family dynamics. Practice practical benefits.

You should, oh God, it's made it quite wordy. Let's read it out. Oh, I said make sure to review documents carefully before signing. Really? Yeah. Oh, I signed a document today. I didn't really review it very well. Oh, you've got to review it.

I honestly didn't. Reve-Rour. Harrison. It's a blood moon. I was more loud. You took the word for it. No, no, no, no. You used to get contracts, like, looked over by lawyers. But we, like, shook hands.

No. No. We did shake hands. No. I didn't know that. Did you, when you were doing it experience any small amount of self-doubt? Absolutely every day. Oh, God, this is really for you then.

Damn it. Okay. Scorpio, that is Steph. I love this shit. Yeah, hit me. Make it long. Okay. Oh, it says you're encouraged to release resentment and inner critics.

by uplifting your voice and allowing confidence to shine through. No, I'll never let go over again ever. Creative and leadership flow. This transit opens pathways for groundbreaking creativity and leadership, especially under the support of alignments of Saturn and Jupiter. See, this is so wordy. What does it even mean? Well, I am your lot, bosses, so it makes sense.

And depth, passion and vulnerability. The clips encourages Scorpio's to relinquish control. So how about that, Seth? Relinquish control. Don't talk to your boss like that. Soften and open up. This can emotionally form connections and intimacy

Not with you a lot You could open up a little more Nah make me I don't think I've seen you cry in a while I think we could get some tears out of you Yeah And cancer for me Fuck can we rename cancer

Yeah I hate cancer I just tell everyone I'm in cancer It's such a triggering word Like I get that the word doesn't have power But like why do What C words worse? What's C words worse? Well no one calls you a good cancer

Do they? I can cancer is worse Other one. I hate that word. What's mine? Oh, fuck, who cares? No, go on, I care. Do you want me to read it out?

Expanding Horizon. You read it out to her. Stop reading it. Stop reading it. Okay, well, it's quite weird. It's quite hard to it. Are you Jeremy? He blows the nose out every five seconds.

Oh, okay, let me put them out. I'm not sick, though. I'll hold it with a paper. I want to say, I've got anti-estimates. Okay, it's a lot. Okay, dokey, Mr. Cancer boy. Oh, see, I don't like that. It doesn't sound good.

That doesn't sound good. Okay, Mr. Cancer. Call me crab. I'm in the crab sign. Very Gensa. The blood moon may shake up rigid beliefs and open you to new learning, spiritual growth or travel, broadening your worldview and meaningful ways.

Have you booked your trip to Blumen? Japan. Honestly, that fell through. But I have been my brother's traveling the world right now for like six months, and I was looking at his story today. And today I had a moment where I was like, fuck, I want to throw in the towel and just go traveling again. Oh, no.

I honestly had a thought today where I was like, I might just try and get a go for a big trip. The next bit is not good. Read it. Brace yourself. If it says I'm going to get cancer. No, no. Horoscopes don't do that. As a water sign ruled by the moon,

you may experience emotional turbulence, relationship friction, finances shifting. I've told you you've been spending too much money on boats. Or fatigue. The energy may feel overwhelming at times. I feel like I'm in a consistent state of all those things. Perhaps you're feeling stuck in your daily routine.

This eclipse could inspire you to explore a new course, take a healing retreat or engage in a meaningful education that shifts how you feel and what you believe. Just watch for impulsive emotional decisions, especially around family or finances. Stop impulse shopping. I do have so many impulsive financial decisions. That's how I live my life. You buy so much stuff, Sean. Not really.

You get a package every day. It's not a joke. You get it every single day. That's a lot of stuff to buy. You shouldn't be buying as much stuff. Truthfully, I don't buy like 90% of it I don't buy. It's all PR stuff. Or don't take all of it then.

But then I don't pay for it. I know, but just say no thank you. But I want it. Overconsumption. I like it. It's so much shit. I love it. Back to Harrison's one, which you didn't read.

Practical benefits. Professional networks may strengthen. Short work trips may go well. Short work trips? They have actually. We were a short work trip last week. It went pretty well. And family relationships, especially with siblings, could improve.

Oh, yeah, I need that. Just be shorter review documents. You said that, but carefully before signing. It's in bold. So that's very important. Oh, it's back to Harrison's one. Yeah, yeah. That's right there.

Don't not do it properly. Yeah, what was your blood moon thing? I just like the same thing. So obviously, I've been coaching you well under my leadership. You've... My God, this boss thing. I love it. Okay, and I think here, as you know, the skipper of the ship,

I think we should wrap things up. Okay. There you know. Order port. Starboard. Ooy. I overrule it. Let's wrap it up.

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