The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #144: Steph demystifies common skin hacks!

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

What a Wednesday! EZ Money Steph’s Why Whyy Whyyy Harrison’s donation to Paw Justice Guy gets a Warriors ‘25 champ tattoo! 😱 What was your tattoo near miss? Hedge Clue #3 revealed! 5 Star fact  Things you’ve been saying wrong.. Again, because it’s FUNNY! 🤣 Degrees of Stan Walker Steph’s Translation Game Shaun Johnson interaction Steph demystifies skincare hacks with professional advice Would you rather..? Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the podcast today. Some great moments. Harrison excellently donated $1,000 to charity. That was a personal highlight. Yeah, I'm starting to get a refund.

That's in progress. We also talked to someone who got a Warriors to do, like 2025, and, well, we got him on, talk him out of it, but it's too late. Too late. Enjoy. Your Arvos, Head Harder, with Sean.

Steph and Harrison The Edge Welcome to the show New Zealand's Welcome to the end of your Wednesday Sean Stephen Harrison here And big show today Big show

One member of the team accidentally donated a lot of money to charity Oh hello and up guys I'm a charitable man okay I just regret I kind of regret the amount I donated as all Yeah we'll get into that And it was an accident right

It was an accident Just a crazy story I was greeting it was a tough time This is one of the greatest stories I've ever heard By the way it's come up in half an hour You've got to hear it Across this hour, we're going to be chatting to someone who is adamant that the worries are going to not only win this weekend, but win the entire tournament.

What do you call it? Premier ship? Yeah. Because of the tattoo that he's just got permanently inked on his body forever. Today, a big one. A very big one. But first, your chance to win $1,000 with easy money. It can be done.

We gave it away on Friday to Matt. 0800 the edge. 30 seconds. We'll give you a letter between E and Z, 10 questions. A thousand bucks up for grabs. All thanks to BNZ. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

The Edge. EZ Money is the game. A thousand bucks up for grabs. All thanks to B&Z. We will give you a letter between E and Z. 30 seconds, 10 questions. And it can be one. This happened on Friday with Matt.

Something round. Bopool. Who then, we caught up with him on Monday. Proceded to spend pretty much all of his weddings out on Friday night in Christchurch with his co-workers. All right, let's play with Cassie from Fakhatana. She is a preschool teacher. Now, Cassie, I've always wanted to know this,

and I'm too scared to ask my son's kindy teachers. But do you guys have favourites? Yeah, we do. Oh, God, I hope my baby's a favourite. What are you? Controversially. Yeah. Well, you just name one of your favourites now on here.

Just name one of them. One name. I can't do that. No, because it'll be listening. It's three o'clock. I can't. Oh, that's hard. Just the middle name of your favourite to love.

All my favour. All my favour. And I save Cassie. Right, Cassie, your letter for easy money will be the letter L. Okay. Al for lasagna. Al for Linguine. L for lion red.

Nice. Which paired well with a linguine. Yeah, beautiful, gombo. Okay, Cassie, here are the rules. You'll have 30 seconds with the letter L. You need to name for us 10 answers, or beginning with that letter. If you have stuck on one, you can say pass, and we'll hopefully get time. have time to get back to it.

No repeated answers, and your time will begin when I finish saying the first category. Are you ready, Cassie? Yeah, I'm ready. Cassie, who's got a couple of cats. What are your cats' names? Red and Stimpy. I like it. I like it.

Throwback. All right, here we go, Cassie. Four. Or catty, maybe, because you've got cats. Cool, call it, catty. No, it's definitely Cassie. Sweet-ass. For a thousand bucks, Cassie, with the letter L.

Please name for us Something you'd save money for A lasagna A star sign Libra A drink Lemonade A movie

Lego movie Something you can open A lamp A pasta dish Linguini A sports player Lebron James Something you can grow

A leak A Justin B a song. Love you baby. A capital city. Oh my God. That was close. Holy hit.

You got nine there, Cassie. Yeah, I don't think Love You Baby is a Justin Bieber song. You got nine, but you said a few questionable answers, I'd say. Love You Baby, it's not a song. Something you can open, you said lamp. You could maybe open a lamp,

but I don't know if we'd accept that. And something could save money for a lasagna. I guess you could. Totally you can save money for a lasagna. Have you seen the price of lasagna? nowadays, guys save up for that. It's got cheese in it. That's got cheese in it.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I guess so. I guess we would have just dumped you on the Justin Deverson, but nine. And maybe the lamp one. And maybe the lamp. Can you open? Lamp. Maybe not one either.

I liked your technique, though, Casey. If you're stuck, just say a word. I really respect that. Hey, still, Cassie, have walked away with $100. Thanks to being in Z. Awesome. Thank you so much. Shot, Kassie.

And you just got to try your harder stay because if you pass, you're never going to get back. Hopefully. You cracked it. You cracked it. Absolutely the right mentality, Cassie. At the same time to play tomorrow, 100 bucks, coming your way thanks to BNZ who can help you master your money. So you can start acing whatever you're doing from day one.

Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The edge. We're shaving my legs this morning and I was like, why am I doing this? Trust me, it doesn't happen as regularly as maybe some other women listening out there. So it's every couple of weeks. I'm like, oh, shiver me timbers. that needs to be removed. So that's when I shave

and that was this morning for me and I'm like, why? Why, as a part of life and society we told from quite early, 12, 13, 14, that kind of vary. Like, why are we shaving? And I've done some investigating and it's all because of a marketing ploy

from Gillette, the Razors. And this stems back 100 years. Okay, this is super interesting. Back in the 1900s, shaving was not a thing for women. So Gillette, the Razor Company, ran a campaign to convince them that they should be. In 1915, men were shaving, but the market was maxed out.

Why was it maxed out? Whoa, wow, wow. Because you can't make more money off men. You're already making everything off men because they're the ones that can grow the beds. Whoa, wow. And shave the beds and stuff. Because women, we can't grow a beard as well as you bloke's.

It's kind of a genius move from Gillette when you think about it because they've doubled their audience. Well, that's exactly right. We were like, Gillette were like, who else can we target to? I know, women. But there was one tiny problem. What are we going to tell them that they need to shave if they don't have beds? So they created the problem.

They launched these ads claiming that shaving armpits and your legs is like the latest European trend, darling. Which is a total lie at the time. That was never happening, but it totally worked. Wow, wow, wow. because soon all of the women's magazines had one message in them and it was body hair equals unfeminine, smooth skin equals the standard. And so the timing as well of this was perfect because in fashion, everything was starting to be like sleeveless, arms were out, armpits were out,

everything was getting shortened, skirts and shorts and stuff. You could see a bit more skin, so it kind of paired up beautifully with the time the fashion of the times. And by the 1960s, 98% of women were shaving their legs in their armpits. All because Gillette tricked us and told us we should be.

Whoa. It's pretty amazing. It wasn't that long ago either. Nah. That's what shocks me about this all. Isn't that so crazy? In the 60s? In the 60s, everyone was doing it basically. But it happened, it kind of started

in the mid-century. I do ask myself about some of those things. Like, where did this come from? Why did we start doing it? this certain thing. Like clothes, for example, I look at our clothes and go, when did we commit to, like,

this style of clothes? You know, other cultures wear, like, robes and stuff or wear different things, different headdress, but we're all just committed to the fact. Like, if an alien comes to Earth, he's like, why do you put shoes on like that?

Like, those shoes look so impractical. Deodorant? Deodorant's another thing? Because they didn't have deodorant for years and years. They just smout like that. And there's a normal thing. How we smell right now is just what they smell. Until one person's felt really good.

And then everyone else decided to smell that good. Yeah, just to make. money maybe. Yeah, it's automated money. It's all to make money. I think weddings are all to make money. They're about love, but, you know. Should I just let it all grow? I reckon? Yeah, let it grow. Just to go against the grain. To be fair, you already do a little bit. Yeah, I absolutely do.

Oh, absolutely do. That's a good bit of information. Good to know. So there you go. It's societal pressure. You don't need to do it. We love that. Hey, coming up next on the show. Oh, my God. Thank you, Sire. That's a five-stuff back. I appreciate that feedback to 33-4-3. That is a good five-stuff back this, Steph. Thanks, Harrison. Thanks, Cyril. I might use that next hour, actually. Can I buy it. Sorry that one.

Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, I accidentally donated charity recently and I bought my money back. So a couple months ago, my dog Elvis died. Rest and peace, Elvis. Sounds like a lawnmower starting. That's how to share that we bark towards the end of a sickness because it was throat. Oh, that's awful.

Yeah, the throat seat. I won't say what it is. But yeah, so that's how he's had to bark and it's a vicious bark there. And one night, so I just found out there passed, my dad called me, and I went home, and I was grieving, had a couple drinks, and I got this email popped up. Like, the universe told me, an email popped up for poor justice. And poor justice, PAW, is a charity that prevents animal abuse and stopping animal abuse. Aw. Yeah, that's kind of serendipitous.

Very. Yeah, because your dog had just died. Not that we abused all this at all. No, no, no, but it's to help the animals. Yeah. And they're like, you've got this, like, you can buy it. ticket to this raffle, you know, donate money, buy a ticket, this raffle and we reveal it. This is all for poor justice, raising money for the animals.

Do you think it's Elvis's way up there in a little doggy heaven and things to be like, miss you guys, but here, do this, let's do this kind thing. Help out my fellow dogs. Yeah. I was like, oh, sweet, I'll donate some money. So I click on the link and it says from $2. I'm like, $2 for the raffle. For a ticket, mean as.

I pay it, sweet as. Get another email. Thank you so much for your generous donation. You're invited to this free event. I paid for the event. But you get free food, free drinks, all this stuff. I'm like, for two bucks, that's mean. I'm going to buy some more raffle tickets.

We've got more chances. And then I can get my friends and my girlfriend to come along. So I'll buy five more raffle tickets. And so I go on to the same process, go from $2, blah, blah, blah, and click. And as I go to pay, it automatically selected $1,000 per ticket. And I was like, whoa. Sorry, but no, I can't pay $1,000. $1,000 for a ticket.

That's insane. That's a lot of money for a raffle ticket. Yeah, nah, yeah, nah, yeah. For charity, though? I know it's for charity. So I click the $2 option. Yeah, yeah. So I get five tickets for, like, my friends, my girlfriend and stuff.

And I pay for it and it goes, card declined. I'm like, card declined. That's like, what, $10? I got $10 to my bank account. I look into my bank account. I'd bought on a $1,000 ticket to the raffle. Oh, the original one The original one

You thought it was $2, but it was a $1,000. I thought it was $1,000. Oh, my God. On a raffle ticket to win like free burger fuel for a few months or like a new drill. I mean, it's full poor justice I know but $1,000 and my heart sunk.

I was like, what do I do? Like, how do I get this back? I like kind of want it back. And like, the worst part was like, oh, not the worst part. But then two months later, yesterday I got an email from poor justice going thank you everybody for rocking up to the event last night I forgot the event was saying so I didn't even get to that go to the event and said congrats to all our

winners I was like oh man man there's surely not lots of people you know brought tickets and I didn't win anything no you might have had to be there to win because some of the raffles they pull out your thing and they're like uh Steph Steph is there a step and Steph's not there so they keep pulling names out we didn't get in contact and see if Harrison's name was pulled did Harrison win a year's supply of something and then he just wasn't there to claim it. Guys, that was like my payday gone. It's awful like poor justice. I love the animals, but like, that's rough.

And this sounds... It's rough. It's rough. That's good. But I want the money back. Oh no. Like do it. A thousand dollars.

I'm not made of money. It might be rough. Here's what you can do actually. Because it's a charity. You can claim, I think, a third of every charity payment back. So like at the end of the tax year, you can probably get like $300. No. You can't take it from the charity.

No, you get it back on tax. But you can get $300 back from my ID on it. $300 back from that. Yeah. So I can put that in my end of your tax write-off. Yeah, $300 of it. You get a third of all charitable donations you can claim back. Okay.

Which is not really worth doing unless you accidentally give $1,000 to poor justice. I can just let this one go? I'm not going to be a bad person, but Sean after this, can you just show me how to pay that back in my tax account? That'd be awesome. Yeah, no stress, mate. I'll talk you through it. Thanks, man. That's all good.

Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Joining us on the show right now, a legend of a Kiwi. His name is Connor. He's a big fan of the Warriors. Up the Wads. Such a big fan and so confident that this is our year that he got a tattoo. Was it over the weekend or was it today, Connor?

When did you put that on your body? I got it yesterday. Okay. And you want to talk us through what the tattoo is? Basically, it's just, yeah, the Warriors logo and then underneath it says Premier's 2025. Cannot be overstated how big it is, how bold the colours are, green and blue. Obviously, Premier's 2025. So that's the Warriors have won this year.

You've got that tattooed on your body. Now for people who aren't NRL fans, this weekend we've got a game. And if we lose this game, we're out for the entire season. And the odd makers have it that we will probably lose this game. Hey, that's their opinion. But, you know, just got to keep the faith and get the boys excited for this weekend. Let them know that they've got someone who believes that they can do it. Connor, it's very nice.

I love the messaging. I love the confidence. The only thing that I find hard with it, would you consider this possible bad luck, bad juju because you've gone ahead and already imprinted that on your skin that we will win? I don't think that's a thing. Like I think everyone's like freaking out but no, I don't see it that way. What if they lose? They won't.

I reckon I'm with you, Connor, they're going to totally win. But God forbid, if they do lose, are you going to cross it out? Like with tattoo? Like the tattooed cross? So the idea is, yeah, well, like if they do, they won't. But if that happens, then just, yeah, cross out the five, get a. six written underneath or just above the top get New South Wales Cup. Nice.

I like it. You know, in advance, even, I would have gone 202 and then leave a blank space for the next number for when that happens. There you go. Yeah. But what have happened in like 2030? You get two oh, half of the two, and you can turn into a three. I'm just don't going to take that long.

It'll be within the next five years or so, you know? They've never done it, right? They've said that for ever. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I love the positive vibes. I love the manifestation of this happening. You're bringing the good vibe.

You're going to try and make this happen. And, hey, do we all back, Conner? I bet Connor. You're back Connor. Yeah, Connor. And, hey, do the warriors themselves back? Keekon? Have you heard from anybody?

No, I haven't heard anything yet. Only saw the Instagram post. But who knows? If they're listening now, hit me up. Send me a message and let's get something organized, I guess. Let's get matching tats. Exactly. All everyone get it, you know?

Yeah. Yeah, Corta. I love this for you, man. And are you okay for us to touch base with you on Monday following this game against the Panthers to see how that goes? Yeah, I'm happy to do that. Okay. All right, we're following the journey.

Connor, ladies and gentlemen, an incredible Kiwi. Good on you, mate. Great Mahi. No, thank you guys. I appreciate it. Up the wild. I can't believe it. I can't believe putting that on your body.

I think there must be some people who got very close to doing something like that, but never quite followed through the way Connor did. Oh, like tattooed near misses. I have one. When I was a teenager, I was obsessed with, oh, this is so embarrassing. The quote, live, love, laugh. No, you didn't. I was so close to getting that tattooed on me.

What quote? Live, love, laugh. You know, like a mum would have on the wall in the kitchen. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, like the one that people make fun of for being like the whitest quote you could possibly get. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, that one.

Where are you going to get it? On my rib cage. Classic. Classic. But I didn't, but I didn't. Okay, I reckon we open this up because you won't be the only one who I think is probably had a near miss

with a tattoo. Producer Nurse Sam, have you, you seem like the kind of person who would have almost got some crazy tattoos. What makes you say that, Sean? You were telling us earlier about how you had like a Playboy

bunny seat covers in your car. I did. I hated with it. Used to wear those juicy track suits. Yeah, I did. So I went through a phase And I wanted to get one of the tribal lower back tattoos Also known as Tramp Stamp

Yeah, I was pretty into that Super glad I didn't The tribal stuff, the Playboy Bunny stuff Like that was such a thing back in the day Like everyone wanted to get that Yeah Your Avos Head Harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison

The Edge We just had a bloke on by the name of Connor Who went and got himself a crazy tattoo yesterday of the Warriors logo in green and blue that says Premier Ship 2025. If you're not an NRL fan, the Warriors have like a very, very small chance of winning this year. They are in there, but they're not with a great chance

and he's gotten tattooed it on his body, which, as someone who has a lot of tattoos, blue ink is the only ink you can never remove. Yeah, but he's got a plan though because if they don't win he'll tattoo a big cross over the five part of the 2025 and then hopefully next year tattoo a six. Yeah.

So he's got a plan. and then cross that out and then seven. Where is it on his body again? It's taking up pretty much his entire calf. Okay, so he's got all the way down to his ankles at least for numbers. Heaps. Heaps of time for them to win. Probably should have gone with the thigh.

I would have too, yeah. But he followed through with his tattoo idea. What tattoo were you so close to getting, but you're like, oh, thank God I didn't actually follow through with that tattoo plan. Let's go to the finds first. Drew's here on 0800 the edge. Drew. what'd you almost get?

Hey. Well, I almost put down my wife's first name and our wedding date. But thank gosh I didn't because I got married four times and divorced four times. So it's been really bad. Oh, Drew, you really would have had to go for the thigh as well, brother. Four names. You could have done the crossing out. Crossing out.

Angela, cross out, Lily, cross out, Sarah. Wow. Okay, Drew. That's amazing. Have you had the impulse with any of your other wives, Drew, after the first one? Or you're like, no, I'm not doing that anymore. Well, I've tattooed all my eight kids' names on me, but from the four different wives. But, yeah, I'll keep that. That's okay.

God, you're like Henry VIII. Yeah, God, Drew's life would be such a good reality show, eh? I want to know so much more. I think for an... I've grown the tattoos as well, I think. Have the kids names and then have kind of like a family tree and have the wife that's linked to those kids. I love that idea.

Maybe just so you never get confused and you know what's going on. Beautiful. Beautiful. Like a graph. Yeah. Sorry, Drew. What was there? A little headstones there.

Headstones. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Thank you, Drew. And Jess is here on 0800 the edge. Near Misses with a tattoos. What was yours, Jess?

So I almost got the tramp stamp of the Playboy bunny tattoo. Hot. Yeah, I was trying to tell the boys about the craze of the Playboy logo from, how old are you? Jess? I'm 32 now. Yeah. But this was back when I was 18, so mid-2000s. Same age as me. So growing up, it was like the thing was the Playboy logo, just the bunny. It was on your duvet

covers. It was on your pillowcases. It was on your pencil cases because you're still at school at the time that it's like the fashion. It was so inappropriate. Wildly inappropriate. It was so fashionable. Oh my God. The mink blankets, Jess. Did you ever have a mink? Yes, I had one of those. Yeah, and towels and the mirror in the bar, bar, bar, far, and all.

Yeah, it was, it was... It was a thing. A Playboy, I'm not wrong, like, is it like the adult stars, eh? Yes, yep. Wow. It was like Hugh Heffner sleeping with a bunch of women. And we were you girls, like 12 at the time when this happened? Yep.

Jeepers. Yeah. Yeah. Thank God it's not on your body forever, though, Jess. Well done you. Oh, no, thank God. That is a great decision. How many people have that, though?

I wonder how many Kiwis listening right now have a Playboy Bunny tattooed somewhere on their body? I think it's out there, and I think it's like coming back. Like, you know, like the juicy, what's that? Couture. Yeah, like those tracksuits are back. Playboy's kind of back. It's quite trendy right now.

I mean, Von Dutch came back. Von Dutch is back. Yeah. So I think there are people out there and ladies who's got the Playboy tattoos from back in the day. Whip him back out. Be proud of them. Yeah, you have the last laugh. It's in fashion.

It's coming back. You're avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The People's Mascots. We had a mascot. It was the Edge Hedge Hedge. the people's mascot. We pitched three different ideas.

You guys voted on it. We created what it looked like. We even had a listener Kelly design and make the mascot for us. We had the costume in the flesh. We were so excited to go out and use it. And then last Friday, when it was meant to take its debut,

it went missing. We checked the CCTV footage, found out someone had stolen it. Yuck. Where is the edge hedge? You can't miss him. He's a walking hedge. He's got big googly eye.

He's got big white gloves and big white shoes. You also saw in the CCTV footage that we haven't brought this up yet, but Sean, we noticed that over a couple of nights you sleep here. That was what, it was two nights. Yeah, what was that about? So we're looking at it and we're like, oh yeah, who's that in the background? You were nuzzled up onto the bed. No, that...

Do you even remember it? Are you all good? I know the engagement, she was. You all good at home? Because it's just, oh, maybe check that footage again, I am not sure. I think if she says, you sleep on the couch, I don't think she means literally go to work and sleep on the couch. No, she did that time, she did.

Struggling with money? Okay, well, I think we take this chat off here. Okay, cool, yeah. It does seem quite personal. Yeah, right. But anyway, back to the edge hedge, where is it? If you think you can figure out by listening to the clues and playing along every afternoon on the year or on socials,

EJavos, where there's a great poll there on the stories that'll... You haven't even put it up yet? About, be about to post it. be about to be there. First and last time doing this. First the last time doing this. Anyway, Edgeabo's on Instagram. There has just been a new clue.

Photo form uploaded. Clue 3, who stole the Edge Hedge. Can you go see that? Yeah, it's our Edge Hedge costume with this lunatic wearing it holding a guitar of some sort. Yeah, holding a guitar. Oh!

In front of a brick background though. Maybe it's tricking us. Maybe it's to do with the bricks. I'm thinking musician Oh yeah that would be the obvious thing yeah Well we've been given another clue Producer Nurse Sam's recorded this and we've been

DM'd that he's been DMing us clues every day We know it's a man because that was the first clue We also know the next second clue is Deneden So Daneden man The photo yesterday can look at all the photos on Ejabo's Instagram it was a McDonald's burger And if you text in your guess

And the word hedge to 3344 Someone will be winning $500 But here is the latest clue All right you're Smarty and low-life Sherlock Holmes wannabes your clue today is

Back to Basics Back to Basics I don't even know what they means, truly Back to Bacques Is that Amy Winehouse reference? Back to Basic Oh, Back to Basics was a Christina Aguilera album

Oh, that was Back to Black The Amy Winehouse What kind of guitar is it? Was it a bass guitar? Oh, it was. back to base I don't think that was related Maybe it's back to bass

X Oh, X So maybe the person has big X Or a big back Oh yeah Maybe a big back Hey look we don't know And if you can figure this out

You're a lot smarter than we are So text hedge lever space And your guess Of our mystery person who's stolen the edge hedge mascot To 3343 We have to figure this out this week Your Avo's Head Heart with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. The Edge 5-star fact. The Five-Star Fact is when I bring a fact to the team of judges, Steph Harrison, producer Nurse Sam. They will rate it out of five stars based on originality, shareability and performance. Yay, good luck. Today's fact is about the Beatles. Thoughts on the Beatles individually.

Steph, you seem like a big fan, Harrison? Favorite band. I've got a Beatles tattoo that I regret. Why do you regret it? Why? It's the yellow submarine. I like the Beatles a lot. No, it's amazing.

It's not, though, because it peaks out of my socks on my ankle. People go, look what's your tattoo? And I reveal it and they're like, is that the yellow submarine? I love it. Yeah, it is. It's cool. I don't love it. But the Beatles I do like.

So does Steph, so this is good. I love. This is great start, Sean. Today's five-star fact is. Oh, Steph, this is very targeted for you then. The Beatles officially broke up at Disney World. A little more information. They went there separate ways in 1970

And John Lennon was the last one to sign The thing that said, okay, the Beatles have disbanded And we've all split four separate ways And it finally caught up to him While he was vacationing at Disney World And that is where he signed it Which means that the Beatles officially broke up On the happiest place on earth

At the happiest place on Earth Like he signed a document while he was at the theme park Yeah Really? Yeah Why did he bring them into a theme park? He brought a document into a theme park to sign He was saying at the resort of the theme park.

Oh. Oh, so was he in the theme park? It's probably in the hotel room, right? But it's on the campus of the Walt Disney World. Yeah, 100%. But it probably wasn't a hotel room. Like at a desk with a lights and a pen. Not like in the theme park while he's lining up for a ride.

To be honest with you, I do not have the exact information of that. It was at the Polynesian Village Resort, which is a part of the Disney World Complex. I wouldn't say he's lining up for the log for him, no. So I get what you're saying. It is very cool. But in the end, they did break. Cup at a hotel. At Disney World.

No, it's true. Yeah, Disney will do do these incredible Disney Resorts and hotels and stuff on the Disney lot. Yeah, they do, but it is a hotel though. Yeah. There's not a roller coaster in your room, is it? It's just a hotel room. Yeah, it's technically not Disneyland, but it's a Disney thing. Oh, it would have just been a bit cooler if it was at the theme park.

Like in line for the space mountain or the way down. Obviously, you know, if he did it on the way down. Hey, sir, come over there. It goes on someone's back and, you know, get on his side. blow that. That would have been cool. And he's with his son and his son's going up to one of those measurement things and figuring out if he's too short or two or like safe to go on the

roller coaster. Like top of the yeah. I got really excited. Well you've got the bit of paper on his son's head inside it. Oh you're too short buddy. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. But come here for a second. Yes. Yeah. Well that was today's five star factors. The Beatles

officially broke up at Disney World. Results players out of five. What are we thinking? I'll kick it off, man. I just don't love it because it's not like at the Park gets at a hotel room, so I'm going to give it a one and a half. You're so harsh. Sorry, man. You were so on board with it. You're giving it.

Okay. Hey, Sean, I want to hold your hand. But, and just no, just let it be. Okay, whatever score I come up with. Yep. Beatles pun. Hey, dude. I mean, Sean, here's your rating.

Twist and shout. That's what I'm going to do as I... Save the score. Oh, for goodness sake. He's already given me a 1.4. It's a two and a half. Oh, bad. You love the Beatles are your favorite band and you love Disney.

You're giving that a two and a half. I also love blackbirds. Sam, what is your score? My score is I'm with Harrison, one and a half. Oh, you two are, you three are impossible to please. Hello and a goodbye to that fact. Yellow submarine, everybody. Not at, it doesn't work.

Your Arvose, Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Now yesterday at this time, we did a bit on words that you've been saying, saying wrong. And this was one of the calls we got. Quite troubling, Gazebo was the word they were trying to say. Oh, yeah. Gazebo. Gazebo. Oh, thank God.

For goodness sake, Star Show. Gazebo. You can't. Gazebo. You can't say that. You just can't say that. But Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, yesterday on the show when we were talking about things that you've got wrong.

You said this. Things that you would want if it wasn't for one small caveat. What's wrong with that? If it wasn't for a small caveat like this. If it wasn't for one small caveat. No, you did it three times. It's not caveat. Is it not?

It's caveat. Caviar. No. Everyone says caveat. You think it's caveat? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, I think it's more caveat.

Caviate. Caviate. Pretties a nurse, Sam. She's way smarter than all of us, guys. She's a nurse. How do you say it? It's caveat. No one goes, oh, except for the small.

more caveat? Yes, that's actually what people say because that's how to say. People don't say that, Steve. People say caveat. I'm pretty sure I've heard people say caveat and that's why I've repeated it. Can we open up the lines again this afternoon? I went to 100 the edge or text to 334-3 and no judgment because

Sean's also bad at pronouncing words. Like when he calls Ricky Javis, Ricky Javius. That always corrects me. What can't you say or you couldn't say or you were getting wrong until you were corrected? And you just text in saying I work in law. It's KV. Caviar.

Caviar. Cavalette. I think it's caviatt, but in a New Zealand very fast accent, it's like caveat. Caviarian, caveat. Okay, so I'm wrong in there, but there's a lot of people, this is one from TikTok of someone trying to say stomachaches. Stomachers. Didn't you think?

What was the one you said yesterday? I can't remember. What I said yesterday? What was that? I don't know. It was funny. A moustache or something? Producer Nurse Sam have one with that fancy water brand.

Antipodes. Oh. An incredible... Antipaties, that one. An incredible texter. Oh, man's slaughter. Oh, man's laughter. That's why I think that's.

To 33443, yesterday on the show, instead of reddy salted chips, you know, at the supermarket, you'd grab a bag of ready salted chips. I thought it was really salted chips. I thought that too. I used to think that as a kid. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean,

Steph and Harrison. The Edge. What have you been saying incorrectly? yesterday we had this caller. Gazebo. Gazebo. Oh, thank God. For goodness sake, Sasha.

Oh, you can't say that, Sasha. Some incredible text here on things that you've been saying wrong. Asked at KFC for a colonel burger instead of a kernel burger. I literally found that out like last year. Really? Oh, do you have the colonel burger please? The colonel burger. The colonel.

The colonel burger. The colonel burger. The colonel burger. The colonel burger. Hollenberger, I guess you could say that. That's crazy. It's spelled like that. I went out to call my patient in and pronounced it latchland.

Is there a latchland here? Lachlan. And then he was like, it's Lachlan. Oh, that's tough. With a name, it's kind of tough. I've done that with a nymph before. A what? Nymph.

What's that? See how N-A-N-A-M-P-H? O. Like P-H? Yeah, neat. I was like, nymph. When I first met your, your, lovely mother, Michelle. I used to call her Machale.

Oh, see, that's a cute pet name, though, for each other. Macheli! Yeah. It's Michelle. It's not a spell like that, though. Yeah, it's strange that you still yell Michelle at her. Yeah. Just in my roof every night on them in bed. Macheli! Instead of saying ornaments, up until last year, I've been calling them ordiments for 41 years. Wait, what's the difference?

Ornaments, like Christmas ornament. Ordermint. Oh, man, this is making me feel dumb this segment. because I'm learning a lot. Instead of calling it a quiche, I call it a quechie. Oh, that's good. That's good. That's fair. That's fair.

Oh, there's good. A quiche. And I always said four for the famous superhero, Thor. Four. Turns out I was saying it wrong. Oh, that's just silly. Kendall joins us right now. Kendall.

Kendall. That's a great start. Oh, hey, well, you know what, we're all in this together, aren't we? No, that's all right. What are your favorite types of chips, mate? Well, now I'd say reddy salted, but for most of my adult life, I've called them really salted chips

because they're really salty. And one of my best friends found out recently of how I was pronouncing, and they're like, say again, and I was like, you know, really salted chips. And they're like, you have these all the time and you don't know, they're called ready salted. And then I've made it a bit worse.

So one of my kids in my class, I'm a teacher, made a really bad mistake, and I was trying to take the pressure off them a little bit and told the kids it. And then now it's just every day kids are holding up packets of chips. And they're like, oh, what does this say again? Yeah, it's not great. Oh, no. Parents are trying to get their kids out of the class, Kendall. I know.

It just makes a lot of sense, though, really solid of chips. It doesn't make any sense to me. I'd say they're like averagely salted chips as well. You know, they're not like really, really salted. It feels like a good gap in the market for like a snack of changi to come in and call it a really salted chip. Yeah. It feels like a good branding opportunity. That would be clever.

All right, let's go to Southland. Now to you, Eden. What were you getting wrong? I used to think that New Plymouth and New Plymouth were two different places. Oh, no way. I love all this. People would say New Plymouth to me, but for some reason I always, read it is new plymouth.

So you should. That's okay to read it like that. It's not. It's how it's spelt. It's how it's spout. And let's wrap it up with this incredible text from Jason. Shout out to you, Jason. When I went to get a technish shot, like an injection, you know, like, so you don't get like when for rust, right?

Technist is for rust. I pronounced it Tetanus. Tetanus. Tetanus. Tetanus. Tentinus injection. Oh, that's not good. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. But it is Wednesday and it's 5pm, which means... StandWark! Degrees of Stan Walker. 0800 the Edge. What is your Stan Walker related story? Heavy emphasis on related. Yeah, we're looking for kind of loose tie-ins to sing the Kiwi icon that is the Mr. Stan Walker.

Now, when we're talking Stan Walker stories, we're not talking... I went towards concert and we got a selfie after. and he signed my CD. No, no, no, no. We're talking degrees of separation. So my uncle once was at a library and he stubbed his toe on the pavement outside. The ambulance turned up because there was so much blood

and the Ambo driver was Stan Walker's cousin. Yeah, that's good. That's good one. Or like I put my dog in a kennel for over the holidays and I went to pick him up over the three-week holiday and I went to get handed over by the lady there and then she said, oh, Stan Walker's dog was here too and now my dog played with Stan Walker for the holidays.

That would be a great call. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah. All right, oh, 800 of the edge, what is your degree of separation to Stan Walker? We all to decide. I can see the close too.

This was last week's one, huh? We own a trucking company, and one of our trucks was used in the movie, Mount Zion, and Dan Walker was in that movie. I don't even know if he went in the truck. Great. Sorry, Liz. No notes, Liz.

I haven't even watched the movie, so I don't know. No, he's been there. Oh, 800 the edge. So good. Degrees of Stan Walker next. Your Ravos, hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. So to give you the backstory of this particular segment, we're used to do a segment called Degrees of Separation.

We'd throw a different Kiwi out every week, and we call up for loose stories about interactions you've had. And Stan Walker stood out amongst the rest. So many great stories every week that we'd. decided to make it its own bit. We are now on week 21 of asking you for your loose Stan Walker stories and not yet have we failed. Every single week we get some great yarns about people's degrees of separation of Stan Walker. The looser the better. I remember a standout story from Weeks gone past where someone called in whose husband used to go to a Pilates class and the instructor had a batch

opposite Stan Walker's batch in Pop-a-Maw. That's so many degrees. That's so many degrees. I love that. It's exactly what we're looking for. Great degrees. Let's start this week, Stan Walker Stories, with Molly from Christchurch. Welcome, Molly. What's your Stan Walker story? Hi, guys. How you doing?

Hey, Molly. Great to have you, mate. Thanks. My story is, in 2016, my family went to Aratonga for my grandma's 70th. And we flew home three days before the performance, but Stan Walker was performing with the O'Neill twins. and my last name's O'Neill. Oh, I love that little detail of the end about the O'Neill. That's good.

It's great story. Really good. Great story. How are you? No, Neil's twins. Anyone are? I don't know. No idea. No, irrelevant information.

I love that. Great story. Almost went to a Stan Walker show but was home too early. Three days. Jaden from Topos here on 0800 the edge. Jaden, what is your Stan Walker story? How's it final? How are we?

Great. Thank you, mate. Jaden, better with you here, my friend. What's your yarn? Oh, no, good, good. Better now I'm on the show. Thank you, guys. Nice.

Jade. So my cheeky little story. So me and my wife, Leah, it's actually her birthday today. Happy 22nd, babe. Oh, happy 22nd to Leah. Happy 22nd to Leah. Yeah, we, so we go to a church, or we used to go to church in Auckland, and we used to serve with Stan Walker's keyboard artist.

and his drummer. Real good, real good people. And then later that year, we saw them live on stage with Ryan Exa Stan Walker. So a bit fuzzy, but how good is that? So you went to church with Stan Walker's keyboardist, was it? Yeah, yeah. Funny.

Chaliki, peg. That's great. That's good. That's good. Great degree. It's a great degree of separation. All right. And Sonia, over to you, our final contestant.

What is your Stan Walker story? Oh man, so we live in Wanganui, and he used to live in Wanganui, and I ran out of gas right before the roundabout, and it had to be Stan Walker that helped push us into that guess. He pushed you in! He helped push, and he helped push, and I was like, oh my God, out of all people, it had to be Stan Walker, but he was cool, so thank you, Stan. Wow.

It's good. All right, Sonia, we'll deliberate here. Okay, so we've got Molly, who went to Rarro three days after he performed. Yep. We've got Jaden, who went to church with his keyboardist. Or we've got Sonia, who just kind of nailed the brief. She ran out of petrol, and then she waved down a car, and it was Stan Walker, and Stan Walker helped her kids push the car to the petrol station. I argue, though, it is a fantastic story, but...

I know it's not many degrees. There's not many degrees, which is the segment. Is it too good a story? No. I think it might be too good a story. No, are you joking me? You know, you guys have got to get back on track. We're looking for fantastic Stan Walker stories.

Of degrees of steporation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if we go too crazy on the degrees part, we're just going to lose it all. That's Steph, that's the bit. No, but this, Sonia's the bit. Sonia has reminded us with an incredible Stan Walker story. I'm with you, Steph. Sonia you've won.

Sonia you've won today. Congratulations. Get it, Sonia. Wow. Can you imagine running out of petrol, you're like, oh, God, could today get any worse? and then your knight in shining armour is Stan Walker. It's just the greatest young. It's crazy.

Unbelievable. A dull past our musty movie coming your way, Sonia. It's called A Big Bowl, Beautiful Journey in cinema, September 18th. Colin Farrell Margo Robbie in that one. Hot. Yeah, okay. Great actress, maybe. That's a meeting Colin Farrell.

Talented. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. So big news today. There's going to be a new iPhone coming out in September. and there's also going to be new AirPods. They're called the AirPod Pros. And it's such a cool feature

because if you're going traveling and you don't speak the language of the country that you're visiting, you can just pop these AirPods in. And then as the person in a foreign language is talking to you, the microphone on the AirPods picks up what they're saying and then translates it in your ear to English. It's so incredible.

And then to respond to them, you can just type in your phone or you just, sorry, you talk into your phone and then it translates it into their language. So they can read the screen. Yeah, it's real. That's like a real big advancement in technology there. It's huge. It's insane.

Yeah, because they were looking to integrate AI into like language. Exactly. Yeah, so it's a big announcement today about it at this. AirPods Pro will help you understand them in your preferred language. Using a new simple gesture, live translation begins. Live translation. That's so black mirror. Yeah.

To have that eye. You can literally talk to any human. being on planet Earth, it doesn't matter if you don't speak each other's languages, you can sit down, have a conversation one on one and be able to understand each other. With your headphones are? Live, translate it as it comes in. Yeah, like you see all the politicians

do that, like the UN and stuff. Like it's that technology, or like, you know, actually it's not even that technology because it's AI. At the UN they use actual translators, but this is all robots. It's just crazy. So, I thought I would put yours Sean and Harrison's translating skills to the text

in the little game. So you're about to hear a sentence each in different languages. And you have to try and decipher and work out or translate into English what they're saying. You know, I barely speak English because I got this wrong. Harrison speaks a bit of Tehro, but I don't think you speak anything else to you. Nope, that's it. That's it. And look, I can see the languages.

Either English or Māori are chosen in there. How are we going to know any of this? Are you just going to vibe it? Let's just see. Let's just see if you can, because it's all an instinct. Maybe you can pick up on a few keywords here and there. Right. Okay, so...

It's got a long question whether I'm better than AI, so it's good to finally figure out. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So, Harrison, the first one's for you. This is the sentence that you have to translate and it's in Spanish. Escondelle la Mantechilla de Mania, Harrison,

if you have to guess what this here? Mm-hmm. It's pretty simple. Harrison, you're such a romantic specimen of a man and I think you're great at dancing. Let's see if you go right. the peanut butter from Harrison if you have a dog. Not quite.

Oh, that's the tone of it. That's what we're going for, are we? That's the tone of it. Cool, cool, cool. Loat, it's awesome. Sean, your language that you have to translate into English, your sentence is in Arabic. I speak Arabic. Here we go.

Let's see. La taughte rsul of my gisul of Jhoun, because he'll let's have tohue. I know what that is. That's, um, the rock of my life is my friend Sean. He's very handsome and has no issues with genital hygiene. I'm assuming if you're making fun of us, that's one thing you're going to pick on with me.

Making fun of it? Let's see if you got it right. Don't give body wash to Sean because he won't use it. Bang on, really. Clive enough. She do speak Arabic. It wasn't too far from it. Okay, Harrison, your next translating sentence.

As in Japanese, you have to translate this into English, please. a lot of uh yeah okay another easy one there um far Harrison can't go out and drink without putting toilet paper up his ass

oh that's a good call back yeah because I think you're just shooting a blow at us so I think that's probably something else sort of confessed to you and you're gonna use are you are you are let's say what's that smell oh no has Harrison eaten dairy and garlic again

hey pretty close pretty close Sorry, that was Indonesian, everybody. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry, no, almost Japanese. I'm quite a bit. Sorry, sorry. We've muddled the audio.

I've muddled it up. Can you play the Japanese translation here? Sorry, Japanese translation here was. Wow, I've never met anyone as cool as Steph. So two very accurate sentences. All right, right, right, yeah. Wrap it up, what are you talking about? There's one more for you.

Is there? Can't someone's Ruman's Rumbal Dekha He's Sana-hua-ha-ha- It's a

Duhn't It's a pretty sure she said Dick All right Harrison help me out What's another low blow

that Steph would hit me with You got this man It's in Hindi Yeah Sean's We said about

Your earline All your glasses Sean has a terrible hair line His four eyes Looks better with his glasses

On and he leaves Tissues in the back of the work car Has anyone seen Sean's Hanky?

It's covered and snuck, you can't miss it. Okay, there you go. All right, well, pretty close again. Get it in your ear pod, Pro 3, so translate to Harrison and I don't have to. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Earlier today, sitting on the couch out there,

out in the Edge Office guys, and I saw, at the corner of my, a guy walked past in a Warriors jersey. You know, I'm recent, oh, a bit of a Warriors bandwagon fan. This is my first year I've started supporting them. It's really got on board. I heard the fuss the last few years. I'm on board with it. I bought a

Warriors jersey, I've been wearing it into work. I'm trying to kind of like form relationships with other people who also support the Warriors. Just build a little bit of like, get rid of the Torpoppy. Community. That's that, exactly. So this guy's walking past. I'm sitting there on my laptop. Out of the corner of my eye, I see him, I see his Warriors jersey, I quickly look up at him.

He's walking with someone else. And I look at this guy and I go, I don't know who that is. Maybe he's a new person at work. Well, the thing about the place that we work, there's so many different departments here that I see a new person almost every day that I've never seen before. The building's humongous. That's a good point.

So, yeah. So I think this is just a new guy here. He's wearing his Warriors jersey. So I wanted to support him. Let him know I'm also a Warriors fan. So I was kind of probably louder than I intended to look up from my laptop and go, Up the Wars! And he looks at his friend who's with him.

And his friend looks at me and goes, all right, mate. He keeps walking. How did he say? How did he say? He was kind of like, he kind of, he gets a little bit of it. Maybe I'm doing it. It's justice. Okay, okay, man.

And then I looked at his, and I was like, what? That was kind of weird. And I looked at his mate, and his mate who was with him was Sean Johnson. The famous rugby league player. That was the guy he said all right. So what's happened is, like, think of where you are to me, like, closer than that. Like, one metre away, I basically yelled up the wars at Sean Johnson. But actually, you were yelling at the person he was walking next to in the Warriors jersey.

When I was saying, I didn't realize it was. as a former Warriors player because obviously that's annoying for him for you to shut up the wiles at Sean Johnson he's like, okay bro. That's a rational response from him to be like, all right, mate. I reckon he loved it.

I reckon you're taking it the wrong way because you feel self-conscious but I reckon he probably loved it. Can I say that I also saw Sean Johnson yesterday and he had in his reaction with him? Did you? Yeah, I was standing... Are we about to do degrees of Sean Johnson?

Literally about to. I was standing outside the studio and I saw him with his mate in the Warriors jersey. Short Johnson and had gone to Royal Royal Jersey walk into the studio. I walk into the building And then I'm like, oh god, Sean Johnson

Sean Johnson goes to the bathroom And then the mate is kind of like walking around the building I'm like, oh my God, Seanie Jay's in the bathroom I'm going to go Kind of corner him because he took like a while To corner him? Yeah, he took a while and I was like, I reckon he's getting a negative number two

Maybe I can go in there As soon as he walks out of the store Start washing my hands and go, hey mate, I have a chat in that kind of area? Really? Literally. You're going to stalk Sean Johnson into the bathroom I had to talk to him.

I had to meet the guy. and so I'm walking over. Just say hi to him. Literally. No, I'm walking over. And then he comes out of the bathroom. I'm like, oh sweet. So I walk a bit faster.

And like, he's like on his phone, walking on his phone. And I walk past going, mate. This is literally nowhere ever like how he reacted. Yeah, cool, man. Oi. Bit of a douche. No. Well, no, you don't even know the Warriors.

It's okay to say. But he just wasn't very polite. I don't even know the Warriors. I'm allowed an opinion though Yeah but he just wasn't so nice Maybe he was just Maybe he just saw a message on his phone That he was reading

How's it going mate? Oh cool man Oh cool man That was so mean I walked away like red face back to everybody I'm like Oh I met Sean Johnson That was pretty stink

Again I think you're both reading it the wrong way I like to think like I think everyone's kind And I think he's just probably just doing his thing You know Or my interaction happened first And I sour at him And then he interacted with you

And it was on me Sean is definitely your fault. One or one or the other. Did you just have a Sean Johnson story? Didn't he almost become your brother-in-law? Yeah, I was almost related to him. That's crazy. That's crazy.

Yeah, yeah. That's what? Yeah. I'll ask him if he likes the two of you. No about that. Yeah, damn. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

About to go through what a professional deems is good for our skin and what's not good for our skin because, geez, the messaging out there, we've got to buy a thousand trillion dollars worth of beauty, products because it's the only way of having good skin. I want to know what your skin regimes are first, though, Harrison and Sean. What do you guys do at nighttime? Oh, you go first, Sean, because I've actually stayed in a hotel room with you for work, and I think you get a bit of a routine. I do have a bit of a routine.

My fiancé put me on to it. She's quite into skin care. And I found out that like... She's not into skin. Yeah, she has under skin. She doesn't want me to age like an old ball sack, which is the way I'm kind of going. So she's trying to like... And she'll get upset at me if I don't do the skincare.

So, yeah, I'd say she's got me on a routine. But it's mainly based on, like, moisturiser, a sunscreen. But you use those two every day. I heard, like, I went to a talk, and they were basically saying that, like, 80, 90% of skincare is, like, moisturise and use SPF, and that's it. And then all the other stuff. What's the talk? Oh, some keels thing, which is, like a skincare brand.

Oh, I love keels. Oh, my gosh. And I took away from it. They were like, but use all these other things. I was like, nah, you said it's 80%. I'll just do those ones. The only skincare routine that I do is in the shower. Hands over the face.

I don't do anything. Face wash on the face. With products or? Nah, just water. Nothing, just water. Yeah, just hot water. Yeah. Yeah, I should put in moisturise and sunblock.

I'm pretty pasty and wrangher. We attract the sun. So yeah, I should put to do a change. Yeah, you're on SPF and a moisturiser. Yeah, I should do that. I didn't moisturise for so long, but I'm big on moisturiser. But anyway, so this professional, I'm going to list off some things that people might be doing in their beauty kind of regime. And according to this professional, should we be bothering?

Should we be wasting our money on this stuff? Like, for example, pimple patches, you know, those stars. that you pop on a Zit and the hopes that it goes away should we bother? Overrated. They cover the spy

but don't treat the cars. Oh, interesting. I think that I thought it was the point of it just to cover the spot. Cover it up. Just bling it up. Really?

Is that something on it? No, I think it's to help get rid of it. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you need to, you should probably just let it breathe you know,

not put a thing over it. Well, back of my day there were no pimple patches so yeah, you just let it you just leave it, you just squeeze it as much as possible. Dig it on your nails and make it bleed

Skin toner. So we're told to you skin toner after we cleanse, it goes cleanse toner moisturised, should we bother toning. Overrated. Most people don't need it. It's often redundant. Cancel that one. Yeah, I think that's what this lady was kind of saying. It's like all the other stuff is little bits adding on to the bigger thing. What about silk pillowcases? Now a few years ago, this really was in vogue. And I never jumped on the bandwagon, but I have had a silk pillowcase for the last year. I reckon it's absolutely helped me

get rid of it, honestly, truly, and this professional I'm bang on. Underrated. Reduces friction and can help prevent breakouts. There you go. I've silk sheet in a silk duvet at home. Oh, so you shouldn't have any blemishes on any of your body? I have full silk bedding and I'm bloody smooth. Do you really?

Yeah, fully. Just salt sheet. God, do I sweat. Yeah, I do, seriously. You know, I hurt he injured his ankle the other day slipped right out of beer. Yeah, literally. I always slip it around. I wake up backwards.

It's insane. What about sheet masks? I love a sheet mask, especially when I'm at home alone, light a candle, do some pampering, put on a sheet mask. Should we bother?

Overrated. They feel nice, but can clog pores and breakouts. Oh, bad for you. Yeah, bad for us. Sunscreen, no-brainer. Underrated. It's your number one

anti-aging step every day. That's what I've heard. Like, put sunscreen on every day. Yeah. Hot water, Harrison, this is what you do. Overrated. It's crips your skin's natural moisture. Awesome.

That's the only thing I do. Stoked. Waste a time, mate. What about? Have you seen those people that just have steam? They've got like a bowl of hot water and they just give themselves like a steam facial. Should we bother? Overrated. Can you irritate and inflame your skin. There you go. Interesting.

Yeah. We're wasting our time, guys. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Earlier this week, I asked the Would You Rather question. This is from some woman in the US who was going to go to jail. She had an option of going to prison for, I believe it was four months or going, no, two months, or being on probation for two years. That was it, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, it's close to that. And we all kind of decided we'd go to prison so you don't have to go through the probation. But this sparked a little idea where I'd bring a Would You Rather to the table and we'd kind of go around and discuss it at this point every day.

Now, I found a real good one. I can't answer this. I've been thinking about it. Kept me awake all last night. And today's Wood You Rather is, would you rather have a horizontal butt crack or a vertical mouth. Okay, sorry, I need to write this down.

Okay, horizontal, Horizontal, so like landscape. Sideways butthole. Not the hole. Sorry, then a what? The crack. The crack. Oh, crack. But how'd you walk because it's not vertical.

Yeah. The reason you've got to crack is your legs are like, you know. You'd probably struggle to walk. I'll probably clap when you sat down. So you couldn't walk. But then there's a vertical mouth, is it? What was the other one? Or a vertical mouth.

It would look like a horrifically disgusting. alien type thing. Like this. Oh, that doesn't look like... It doesn't look like a mouth. No, it looks like a mouth. What does it look like? Yep.

Don't poke your tongue out with it. Just adds another layer of skin. It was a tough question. It was a tough question. Okay, jeez. Have you had a fanny for a mouth? A teethed vagina for a mouth or a horizontal butt.

Let's say for the sake of reality, you can still walk. you've kind of got a waddle with it. Because I think you could be able to walk. We would just slide like this, wouldn't it? If I had a fanny for my mouth, could have got a wee out of it? No, it's still a mouth. It's just a hoarse.

It's not actually, you're got to get away from that. Hmm, it just looks like... People would call you fanny for a mouth. Well, you didn't have a fanny for a mouth. Yeah. People would tap behind your back. They'd be like, hey, Fanny Mouth. They'd be like, lips, lips.

Lips, lips. Mm. Oh, yeah. I guess you could say that. It would invoke a lot of bullying, is all. I'm saying, rather than the butt crack, the horizontal butt crack, you could cover. Why is your ability for having a fanny for a mouth? Well, if your mouth is going vertically, I just feel like it's more on show, isn't it?

Unless you wear like a surgical mask all the time, in which you could then say, oh, I'm just a bit germophobic, like, don't want to catch COVID. I think it's extremely empowering to have a fanny for a mouth. Do you reckon? Yeah, absolutely. Especially for a male. It's not a fanny, it's just a vertical mouth. It's not. Okay, maybe I should stop saying fanny. Pardon?

What about that? Oh, okay. This conversation has to end. I didn't say anything. We're on the radio. I just did the gesture. That's weird, yeah. Okay, I think I'd go with the crack

because you can conceal it. Fanny for her mouth. I think I'd go for the butt as well. Anyway, texting your thoughts. 3-3-4-3. Jesus, take their audio and isolate it. Scandals coming up next. Lord talks about her acne

and her struggle with her. Yeah, and you know what? I think I'd go for the butt. After this. On the edge. and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the podcast outro.

I hope you enjoy the podcast. I've just jumped in a little bit of an off-year argument here between Steph and Harrison. That's a little bit of an argument. Steph's taken over the Arvo Polo, our social media poll that we do every day on the show. She took it over today.

She did skew it a little bit in her favor. She won it. That was my intention. So Harrison only got seven votes. Eight. One of them was you. Yeah, one of them was you. Yeah.

One of them was Jaden, who does the, well he works in the building, is the night show. And she said to me, oh yeah, but Jaden only votes for you every day just so he can see the results. But it's a load of shit. But Harrison said, did he tell you that?

And I was like, yeah, he told me that. Yeah, because you would have gone, oh, why don't you ever vote for me? Because you check the results. Why don't you vote for me? You only vote for Harrison. And he would have gone, yeah, for sure. I'm the only reason I vote for Harrison

and so I can see the results, Steph. That's why I don't vote for you. That's what I think's happened, though. But you've gone, only does it. they can see the results. I'll be honest, and I lose this, but I do think I get a couple sympathy votes because I'm the first name and people click on it just to see the results. So I do think I go third down to Harrison. That's weird to do. I think I get a bit of that. And I still lose them. I don't have his number.

Oh, you don't have his number. Can you plug it in? Yeah, I'll find it. Okay, you find out. You just saw a photo of today's one. That is... Is that a filter? No. Wow. Oh, it looks good. Put me onto that. It's just fucking insane. Oh my god, that's such a compliment, though, thank you from.

Was it a real filter? It looks good. It's a good photo. Did you not have a filter on? No, I'm fucking beautiful. Yeah, but did you not have a filter on? Maybe like a tiny one. Oh, I see, exactly, okay.

Oh, this might be his number before he moves. It's a little filter. Okay, let's call him on Facebook Messenger. If that doesn't work. Fucking insane. I think he's just a... Oh, yeah, no, it's not. Okay.

Me, Jane are tight. Maybe it's just a friend's thing. Okay, maybe. Are you and Jade in tight? Fuck yeah. Okay. Tyler and you guys? Probably.

Not a competition. No, I'm just, you just questioning. Should that be tomorrow's poll? You question you in that if we're tired. Fuck, we're tired as me and Jane. I just don't know that you guys are friends. Hard out, bro. A he's a he's up there with top five.

Is he? What is he above us? Ben, how are you? Hi, Kreech. Hey, so sorry to bother you. Are you busy for like one minute? No worries. Okay.

You're on the podcast, Jaden. You're on the podcast outro. Sorry. Okay. With a big question. Go through it. So you know how we do a poll every afternoon called Arvopolo in the Instagram stories? Yes.

And you know how quite... My favourite time of the day. Mm-hmm. And you know how you often vote for Harrison? Yes. Is there a reason? Why you only vote for him? Started off as the first couple things, I was like, it's definitely Harrison.

And then it's kind of got to that point now where I'm just like, it's just funny, just to always vote for Harrison. Is it just to see the results, eh? Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I just told him. He sounds like you've coerced him into saying that a little bit, they didn't really offer that up freely. Jaden, can I just say,

Hey, mate, if I was to call you and say that, would it be different? Like, because I'm imagining in my head, Steph's gone up to you and gone, you never vote for me because I checked the result. And then you pivoted and said, oh, I only always vote for Harrison because I just want to see the results.

I feel like it's an excuse. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. That's a great point. Uh-oh. How about, Steph, you hang up on me. Harrison, you call me. Okay, all right, we can do that. Yeah.

Okay, okay, all right. Bye, Kreech, lovely to catch up. Honestly, we should do this more often. Bye. Bye. No, I see what's going to happen here. You're going to call him on Facebook. I am not his friend on Facebook.

Oh, okay. And he's going to have a different answer for you. Yeah. There he is. One of the great... Good day, Janet. Sorry, Harrison was talking about how you guys are best friends and then he's realised he doesn't have you on Facebook

because I've had to call you, but I'll hand my phone to Harrison. Oh, thanks. Sorry, man, they're really jealous that we're really tight and they're not tight with you. Yeah, yeah, no. I know, shame on them, eh? Yeah, just running a pasture, man. We do just do Ava Polo every day and Steve.

One of my favourite segments. Thank you. Great segment. And I only got eight... My favorite time of the day. It is good. Yep. Word for word.

And I only got eight votes. She goes, one of them was you. One of them was Jaden. I was like, me. And she goes, yes, Jaden only votes for you every day just to see the results. What's your thoughts on that? Vote for you because I believe in you.

Thanks, man. And we're like... And we're pretty tired, eh? Oh, gosh. Are we what? Like, arguably tighter than Sean and Steph are with you, eh? I mean... Thanks, man.

Yeah. Are you cutting out of it, man? That's weird. You're cutting out a bit. Oh, yeah, sorry. I'm at the Matacana Village pub eating a Moroccan chicken. Sorry to interrupt you and dinner, Craig. Sorry, yeah, back to your chicken roll or whatever it is.

Craig, thank you very much. Yeah, it's me now. It's my favourite afternoon. Okay, I'm hanging up on him. You're a nightmare. Thank you, Jaden. What a punish. I love, Jane.

I really cleared things up and I'm happy. Yeah, one of my best mates, Dan. I'm left more confused. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.