The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #146: Live from the Ed Sheeran Pop Up Pub!!

Episode Date: September 12, 2025

It’s freakin’ Friday! EZ Money Ed Sheeran Pop Up Pub! Bathroom phone etiquette Best sport to attend when you’re not a fan… Arvo Polo Recap Arvo Polo Challenge (Cringe..😬) Yes No Maybe Weekend motivation (for the partners) Black Fern’s  Catch phrases to try out this weekend Ed Sheeran Double Pass WINNER! Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, hey, hey. Welcome to the show. It is The Edge Arvo's Sean Stephen Harrison, broadcasting live from Ed Sheeran's pub. He has personally invited us and you listening to drink in his pub,

which is very nice of him. It's to celebrate his brand new album play, which is officially out today. And guys, it's such a great. album. I'm going to give it a full breakdown near the end of the hour, but holy moly macaroli. Oh, that's what we say. It's good. This pub is real good. It's like a legitimate pub. It's inside. It looks legit and it even smells like a pub. Like the smell of like the urine and the beer, it's a leather. It's got a mask. It honestly smells like that. It's amazing.

So this is a pop-up just for this weekend only in Auckland City. If you want to come down and see us, it's in Commercial Bay in Auckland. We'll put up the story of it on Air Jarvo's Instagram if you are around the country and want to check it out. We will be giving away Ed Shear and ticket to this afternoon as well. So if you bring the best orange item down to us. Yeah, exactly. The best orange item will win the double pass to the show, but also heaps of spot prizes.

Merch, Ed Shearing Tops, Ed Shear and vinyl. We've got it going on and of course our company. Oh, that's the best part. I just come for that. I'd be like, you know, pastick to somebody else. I want to hang out these fellas. Yeah, that's it. Also, someone can play

easy money live in the flesh next $1,000 could be given away, but why not? If we're at the man's home turf, let's kick off the show with some Ed Shearer, and it's Azizum on the edge. Sean, Stephen Harrison, happy Friday. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Right now, we're giving someone the chance to win a thousand dollars with easy money.

It's all thanks to BNZ. We will give you a letter between E and Z. You'll have 30 seconds on the clock, 10 questions, answer each one with a word or phrase, starting with that letter and you can win a thousand bucks. All right, we have found the lovely Saffron here in Auckland, CBD. Hi, Saffron. Hi. Hi, now microphone right up there so we can all hear you.

Yeah. Okay. Swat microphones, here we go. Here we go. Is that better? Yeah. Okay. So, Saffron, here are the rules.

You can have 30 seconds. Your letter will be, of course, it's E! Because it's your sharing day. It's new albums out today. So your letter is E. I'm going to ask you 10 different categories. You need to come up with 10 answers beginning with E. Okay.

You can say pass if you need to. Hopefully we'll have time to get back to it. No repeated answers. And your 30 seconds will begin. Shush, car! Your 30 seconds will begin when I finish saying the first category. Okay. Okay, any questions?

No, I think I'm good. Literally we've pulled Saffron. She was just about to walk into a store. What are you going to buy? Some Lululemon or something? I was like, you must play this game. Okay. A thousand dollars is up to grab Saffron.

You're 20 years old. What would that do to your life right now? A lot. Yeah. They give the uni and stuff. Okay. Okay, well we're all rooting for you, Saffron. Thanks.

Your letter is E, please. Have you got a stopwatch available here with us? Got a timer? Yep, yes. Are we going to do it over the... We've got a timer. We've got a timer. There we go, everybody.

Your letter is E. Saffron, please name for us a word relating to money. Pass. A musician. It's here. The character. Eleanor, the elephant. A tool.

An electric... Tool, something in space. Earth. Something you start. Oh God, pass, fast, fast. A movie. Edge here and live. Something that swarms in the ocean.

An eel. A music genre. Idiot. A weird ending in time. Time. Sorry, Saffron. You got six there, mate. Yeah, it's very fast.

It's very hard. You skipped. We're related to money because he'd EFOS earnings. and something you can start. You said engine or exam. I was thinking car, but then they didn't come to me. Hey, but Saffron. Happy birthday from BNZ, you're still won $100.

Oh, yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you guys so much. Now you get the Looner Leopard pants. Go get those pants, girl! Congratulations, Saffron. Live all afternoon from this Ed Shearan Old Phone pub down in Auckland City, all thanks to One New Zealand.

So make sure you come down, grab some OneNZ merch, grab some Ed Sheeruneruner. and come and have a little Friday drink at the old phone. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We are live. Currently, we sound a little bit different. We are at a pub. We're at Ed Shearans pub guys. Yeah, it's in the middle of Auckland's CBD at Commercial Bay.

You can't miss us. So if you work in the area, pop down after work, have a drink. It's the coolest, coolest vibes. It's all thanks to the wonderful OneNZ. And there's picnic tables, there's umbrellas, there's drinks to flow and there's pies. It's so much fun. And, of course, we're celebrating. Edshan release day.

It's new album players out now. Bring a shacket, I'd say. Yeah, bring a... Bring a jacket. Yeah, bring a jacket. Yeah, bring a shirt jacket there. What do you think about my cute little bucket hat, though? It is pretty cool.

Thank you. You did say before that you were sweating. No, because I'm wearing a thermal under this, and I did like a 20 metre run to try and track down our easy money player just before. Yeah, that really puffed me out. It's a bit cold, but it's not a thermal weather. So I reckon it's a shacket, maybe a beanie, and that's it.

Oh, and Sean, before you... Say what you're about to say, you've got some pie on there for ages. We had it on there during Easy Money, and I couldn't stop easy money to get the pie for space. Sorry, I've had it on there for ages. It's the first you're mentioning it. Yeah, I know, we couldn't say. We listened to her on before. We went off the radio.

We've been hanging out for about six minutes. Sorry. Why has no one mentioned this to me? It's on the other side, man. How did I get it up there? You know how when you grow up and your dad has food all over his face? You're like, duh. That's kind of just this moment.

That's insane. It's on your face, mate. I know. Well, you can get a lovely pie if you down here. Hey, orange. If I was to show up with orange pie on my face, would I be eligible to win Ed Shearing tickets today? You absolutely would be.

Yes, you would be. You would be. We are looking for anyone to bring us down something orange. That is the criteria. That's it. And if it's our favourite thing, that is orange, that people bring down this afternoon, then you will win a double pass to see Ed Shearing in New Zealand.

You've got until 6pm. So if you're not really around the area at the moment, all can CBD, but you can make it here. then jump in your car, get down. You got time. I mean, it's so worth it. It's free tickets to see Ed Shearing. How do we give them away?

What's a fair way? Let's give everyone a chance. Whoever wants them badly enough is going to bring something orange. Can I say, we've been here 20 minutes. So far no one's bought anything. So there's a small chance that if you just bring something orange, you win these Ed Shearing tickets by default. That's true.

We take homemade butter chickens. We'll take an orange cake. Anything, but, you know, try and surprise us. At the moment, I will win them for the pie on my face, which was orange. Actually Harrison might win them. Yeah, what is it? Being orange.

Oh yeah, you guys brought me, I guess, down. Oh, yeah, can I win? Because I bought him. Yeah. I bought the Uber. No one else turns up, yeah. Guys, we can't win. We can't win.

But you can. So, Auckland CBD, come down and just bask in the glory of this Edge Sharon pub. It's not every day that there's like a pop-up, like beautiful, bright green, very kind of Irish-inspired pub. It's very beautiful. Go and check out Edge I was on Insta to kind of visualize it. There's like orange clippings around the pub, too. Like, he's been in there. Oh, my God.

I've done that. Yeah, literally. Like orange hair. Yeah, orange hair clubs are on the pub. It's mean. Wait, as if he's had his hair cut aside. No, he's just, he's molting him, he's just around. Wait, when the Easter bunny comes and delivers

and leaves some cotton. Yeah, they're just in there, man. I don't know if you're in molts, though. I guess it depends on the season. Yeah, he is, yeah. Like a Labrador. But I'm next on the show, I was just in the bathroom, and I've got to relay what I heard.

This is, maybe I'm not allowed to say what I heard in a public bathroom, but I'll tell you anyway, it was the most obnoxious thing that I think I've ever witnessed in the men's bathroom, which is a place, as men listening would know, of solitude and of peace. Aye. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Steph's found herself a beanbag.

We're not getting you out of that for at least an hour. Oh yeah, guys, I'm stuck. I am not moving until now and the end of the show. Yesterday you said, well, I mean, it's not orange, but yesterday you said on here, can someone please bring an orange bean bag? You'd be going to run on about this bloody beanbag all week, and you've got one. Yeah, there's nothing like immersing your buttocks into the beautiful mould of a beanbag. And I must say, 1NZ have nailed these bean bags because there's a perfect ratio of beanage.

You know, you can't have a... Oh, that's key. You don't want to overful beanbag. No, you can't have an overfull bean bag and you can't have an underful bean bag. Do you know what beanbags out of me? It's like getting in the bath. It's really nice and you get an impossible to get out, either of them. It's just delightful.

It's not worth it. Can you flick a bean over here? You want this bean to be flicked over you? Yeah, yeah. I'll flick you the bean, mate. Just flick him the bean, if that's all right. I got you. Now, I just got back from the bathroom.

We've got to use a public. bathroom down at this pub at the mall next door and you would not believe what I experienced in then. I don't know how much you can actually talk about someone else's bathroom etiquette live on radio before it's defamation. Just don't name drop. Don't know the guy's name to be honest but I was in that right at the urinal doing my thing and a couple of the doors are closed the cubicles and I hear a guy's phone ring which like embarrassing whenever you're in the toilet and you accidentally open TikTok and it's on loud. Yeah. Embarrassing you don't want to be doing that. His phone ring so I was like okay there's one of two options here in a bathroom if your phone rings and you're on the toilet.

You either go, you silence it and text them and go, sorry, can't answer, which is what I do, or you answer it and go, sorry, can't talk right now, on the toilet, call you back. That's it. This guy goes, like, pretty busy bathroom, public bathroom, cubicle's full. This guy answers his phone and goes, yeah, mate, how are you? No, yeah, I can talk. Yeah, what's going on and proceeds to have a very loud, quite personal conversation. And I was just shook.

I was shooketh that anyone would do that in a public restroom. To me, a public restroom is like a library. You get, shush. Are you thinking number two action? Yeah, yeah, I think so. You're that I'm not okay with. I think a urinal's okay because it's quick. You get a rest on there.

Put the hands down there. It's a real quick conversation. I was on the phone, but he'll be out in a second. You can't answer a phone in a urinal. No. If you're sitting on a toilet, do not answer that phone. That's so disrespectful. Look, as the Wahehani representative here, I think, and girls who might disagree with me,

But I reckon it depends on who it is. If it's your boss, if it's someone like super important, then you're not answering a phone in a public bathroom. But if it's your partner or any family member, you're absolutely answering it. Why not? Screw everyone else. It's a public bathroom. They're not going to know who you are or they're not going to care what you're talking about.

What if it's an emergency? What if it's your partner being like, hey, babe, do we need milk? And then you didn't answer that phone. And then he goes and buys the milk. And you're like, great, we already had a full bottle of milk in the fridge. It's a waste of $6. They can wait two minutes. Yeah, it's a risk I'm willing to take.

Like, it's so rude to talk out loud while you're sharing a bathroom people. I agree. Is that where you guys draw the line? Is it not the germophobia in you that you put a problem with? It's not actually using the phone on the toilet. It's like if you're in the line, a quiet line in a bank. You're throwing it back and you can't answer a phone call. You're being like sound police about it.

Yeah, it's respect. Don't do it on a bus. It's a respect. It's a respect thing, seriously. That's the most crazy thing I've ever. It has no, it's respect. Honestly, because maybe I'm in the cubicle next door and I get stage fright, right? And if you're having a conversation with your mate about,

about picking the kids up from sport. I can't quite get more. But aren't you interested? This is the great thing about eavesdropping. It can be juicy. And you could be sitting there, minding your own business, listening to the most incredibly gossipy conversation

you've ever heard. Oh yeah, that poor guy is definitely having an affair. Yes, see? 100%. 10%. Anyway, let us know what you think. 3, 3, 4.3. Yeah, Tim.

No, don't. You can't say his name. Should have said that. My bad. That's on me. Up next on the show, a lot of sport happening this weekend. This weekend we've got the Allbacks, we've got the Black Ferns, big game for them.

We've got the Warriors, big game for them. Huge. And we've got something we want to discuss for people who aren't sports fans. Oh, yeah, yeah. We kind of want to go over. Oh my God, you guys brilliant. What are we talking about? Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. We're live from Ed Shearan's old phone pub down in the Auckland, Pridham Art area. Calm down, say good-day. We've got Ed Shearing tickets to give away to whoever brings us the best orange item. We figured that was fair. Yeah, it's only fair fitting of that. That correlates to Ed Shearan, obviously. He's a ginger. Yeah, it's a fair way to win tickets, I think.

Now, as a ginger, he's allowed to say that, everybody. I can say that. Yeah, you can say that. Yeah, it's it. Yeah, it's it. We can't say that, but he can say that. It's his culture. All right, and we've got Megan here. Megan, what have you brought down to be in the running to win an Ed Shearron double pass? Well, I actually found this really old squishy orange in the office and a bright orange yellow highlighter. Orange highlighter. We've got some fruit in a pen.

Just put a literal orange. Dare I say, sorry, that's great that you've done that, Megan. If you win Edg Sharon tickets for bringing an orange here, I'll be very upset in this whole competition. Oh, she's called to the effort. I'll be happy for you, Megan, but I think listeners at home, come on. I'm also wearing orange as well. You are wearing orange. There's a T-shirt, an orange, and a highlighter.

Yes, girl. Well, hey. I'm still hoping for a Highland Cow. You are in the running for that double-passed Edshare. We'll give you some spot prizes, though. You can pick an Edshare and T-shirt, and how about an Edshare and vinyl as well? Very much. Oh, really?

It's like $100 worth of stuff. Those t-shirts like $6. That's amazing. Yeah, that's what... Guys. Do we have finals to give away? Everyone listening. We've got heaps of each year and merch.

Get down here right now. Oh, that's sick. Yes. That's awesome. Guys, as you know, there's a big weekend of sports coming up. Yeah. Not if you're familiar with the Warriors. It's there.

Big game tonight. All blacks play in the speaker. And the Black Ferns. The quarterfinals at the moment with the Robby World Cup. Pretty exciting. But I know, you probably don't turn off your stations thinking sports. No, no, we're going to talk to you about the sports that are worth watching. The sports that are fun to go to and watch, e.g. cricket, you probably find a little bit boring, huh?

Have you ever been to the cricket? It is one of the best days of your life. I've never been to a cricket. I do find cricket quite boring to watch. Wait, so you're implying it's worth going to a sports game even if you're not going to watch the sport. Yes, like the Warriors are great to go to because the atmosphere's electric. Honestly, you barely watch the game. Oh, okay. All Blacks is very, I don't know.

It's getting a bit old these days. It's very formal. It's quite quiet. But go out there. Support New Zealand sports. Let's get rowdy. Cricket's a good example of that. Yeah, but you're not saying go to the cricket to not watch the cricket.

You're saying go to the cricket to just lie on the bank and drink in the sun. Yeah. Okay. Okay, no, I like that. What about beach volleyball? Why did you choose that? It's the beach, isn't it? You're such a creep.

You can't say that. So you go to the beach and you just hang out of the beach? Preferably women, are you going to say that? Yeah, warm and speech volleyball, of course. Interesting. Interesting, Sean. This men's speech volleyball a thing. Okay, here's another one.

Water polo. You know what that's cool? Why? Because you're indoors and it's warm. Like, if you're going to put your kids into a wind of sport, put them into that water polo. Or like swimming lessons or something? What do you reckon? Steph, what sports do you think are worth watching?

Okay, so if you're actually into the sport, then I guess, like, rugby and stuff is great. But if you're not so much into the sport, you just want to be there as a spectator that's not really into the actual game, go to the netball. and I know that it's kind of like you're there on the bleachers and you're facing the court and it's all very kind of rugby-esque in terms of like the court surrounded by seats and stuff but what Nebel has that every other sport doesn't is those inflatable bangers.

And so they are the most fun thing to do at any sports match and you don't even have to be paying attention to the game you can just be like banging a row do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I went to Super Fern's game seven years ago and I still bring those sticks to every other sport game as possible. You'll see me in the cricket pitch. You'll see me up there watching the Juarez.

Bring them. It's fantastic. Really? Yep. Golf's also great. Golf course. Just sit around in a golf cart the whole time. A bit of a ruck up this weekend. You know, you can go support your local sports team even if you don't love the sport. Just get around up for the atmosphere. I think it was the point of this. And bring your don't, don't, don't.

And bring your don't. Sports are quite boring, but watching it, it's funner. Yeah. Not if you don't. Well, if you don't while you watch sport. A don't get a don't. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean. Steph and Harrison The Edge Arvo

Polo Challenge Challenge It's a poll that we do every day on our Edge Arvo's Instagram And then on Friday Review all the polls that we've had

And one of us Who loses one of those polls Gets to challenge A poll Some big polls this week as well Let me run through them for you On Monday we did Who'd be the cutest stuff toy

Now Harrison won that Steve came second I came third Nice Who'd look the coolest And it'll leave the Jacket. Steph won that one.

Oh, yo, I forgot that. Shocking. Thanks, everyone. And Harrison lost that. Yeah, that is shocking. Who makes the best eggs in the morning? Steph won that bit sexist, but we'll take that. Harrison lost that as well.

And then Seth Bunch is a photo of her making eggs and the most revolting thing I've ever seen in my life. It's nice that Harrison's bought some positivity. And yesterday's poll, who has the best pickup lines? Harrison won that and Steph lost that. So I think I came second in every poll this week, and you two flip-flopped back and forth between winning.

Can I get in early? I'd love to challenge yesterday's poll. Oh, okay. The poll that Harrison won of who has the best pickup lines. I just, I don't know, in my younger days, I was slinging pickup lines out there, left, right and center. Did they work? No, not necessarily. But I don't believe pickup lines really do work, but do I have some good ones, yes.

So we talked about pickup lines obviously yesterday in the show during the poll. And Sean, we were like, well, what were your go-toes back in the day? What did you use? And you would not tell us your most incredible. incredible pick-up line. Is today the day that you're finally going to reveal to our Edge Fano what your go-to incredible pickup line is? Will I ever?

I've been practicing it. I went out last night, went out to a pub. Wait, does Gina your field say no this? No, no idea. Snuck out late at night, went to the pub and was just firing it off at everyone. You see, Steph, this challenge, every... I'm probably a challenge of Friday. I'm okay with challenging.

This one? I reckon Shaw might have this in the bag. He's your kind of goes and pick up line. for decades. He loves a pickup line. Okay, so next, we're going to... Use nine people in the office. Oh, you do. And that's a massive issue, right?

Just a real problem. So we are going to select someone who is here enjoying a beautiful beverage at the pop-up edge here. A victim. And we'll use one person and we'll each pick up via pickup lines to them. And they'll select a winner? That sounds fair. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Now, let's do it next. Oh, God. All right. The pickup line. Challenge. I want to hear Sean's so bad.

Who's going to win? Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Every day we do a poll on our social media. Edge Arvos get over there. It's called Arvo. Polo. It's a poll that we do every down at Edge Arvo's Instagram.

All right. And today is a challenge. Challenge. So these are all just kind of done on vibes every day. You just vote on them. What are you kind of vibe between Sean, Steph and Harrison. As of the polls this week, on Monday we had Who'd be the cutest stuff toy. Harrison won that one.

Who'd look coolest in a leather jacket on Tuesday? Steph, you took that one out on Wednesday, who makes the best eggs in the morning? A little bit sexist, but Steph, you won that one too. And then who has the best pick-up lines? Harrison won that yesterday. I was just middling this week, just twos for me, which I'll take. I didn't

lose any. But I would like to challenge today yesterday's, which is who has the best pick-up lines? Yeah, which is crazy, because I also think that you probably do have the best pickup lines. I don't think I've ever given a pickup line in my life, Steph. What do you think? No, yeah.

We'll see how we go. Sean's got one banked up that he refused to give away on yesterday's show. Today's the big day. But just off the top of your head, can you rattle off a couple that you've used in the past? Harrison and I, we've never not once used a pickup line. But Sean, you're the pro at this. Yeah, are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine, running all over here.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Love that jacket. Would look better on my floor. How will they memorize and you head you free? Just these are just some Do you want me to get the notes app over? He's not even Googling it, guys. It's insane.

Okay, so what we're going to do to make this fair is we are each going to use one pickup line to the same person, and then that person is going to distinguish and determine once and for all who is the best at pick-up lines. Now, everyone meet Georgia. Hi, Georgia.

Hi. Hi. Okay, who's going to go first? Do you want me to just rip it off? You go. All right. Okay. Okay.

Okay. All right, so I'm just going to walk over to you, Georgia. Oh, hi. I was fully prepared to be productive today, but then you showed up dressed like the cover of Vogue, incredible, and now I'm just trying to remember how to blink. What was that? That was a lot.

That was a lot. It was witty, but I wanted to compliment her fashion, and I wanted to... Girl to girl, I feel like, vibing. That's good. Yeah, and like, who forgets how to blink? You do it subconsciously. So to forget how to blink, you must have really taken my breath away.

I mean, I hate to judge myself, but I think it was a flawless performance. Well, now that you've just, like, helped justify it a little bit. I get it. But I guess, I mean, I want to hear more. Okay, okay. All right, Harrison's turn. Harrison's turn. Okay, so I'm walking up to you.

Don't know, I never met you. Hey, beautiful girl. You, uh, look very nice and I like it. Simple. Like, less is more. Yeah, thank you. That's what I thought. That's what I thought.

It was nice. You look very nice and I like it. Yeah. You're a way more creative then. No, she's nice and I like it. So if you just tuned down in, we're at Ed Sheeran's old phone pub down in Auckland. We're challenging yesterday's poll on our social media of who is the best pickup line. We've got Georgia here from the pub.

So charming. I'm so charming. I'll try my pickup line on you now. You might have to talk through it's happening because it requires a little bit of movement from me, all right? Oh, is it? Sure. Are you saying what? Consensual on everything? Yeah, I won't be touching.

We checked in. Have we checked in? Yeah. All right. All right you go. Hey, sorry to bother you. But my friend over there has a massive crush on you. He's just pointed to the other side of the pop-up, Ed Shearron pub,

and he's ran over to the place where he pointed, and he's just winked and done the fingergums. That is really good. Wow, Sean. Is it the least seedyest one you've done? It was quite impressive that one. Do you want to see the seetiest one? No.

No, no. George says no. It was a joke. It was a joke. All right, Georgia. Now, if you had to rank those from worst to best, what would it be? Worst to best Worst to best

Worst to best I would go stiff Worst Like I on a girl to girl Appreciate the compliment Like love you She read it off the screen as well

It wasn't half out Yeah true That was very distracting Um Harrison Like I said listen is more Voice was weird Weird Yeah

Yeah But To the point. Okay. Cool, cool, cool. Great. Sean, thank you. Thank you. That was good thing.

Thank you guys. Like that probably made me long. Oh, I appreciate it. But I'm engaged, sorry. Oh, me too. Maybe we're looking to open things up though if you guys are... Oh, stop it. You get weird. You get weird.

Okay. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Broadcasting live from Ed Shearhan's Old Phone Pub in Auckland City. We've got merch to give away. We've got Ed Shearing concert tickets to give away. To whoever brings us the best orange item. It's fair.

That way everyone can have a go. Yeah, and Sky's here. Happy Ed Shearron album release day. Sky. Yeah, here we go. Yes, here we go. Now, Sky has come down with a couple different orange items. First of all, appreciate the orange rose chocolates.

Yes, we love a bit of bribery, guys. So thank you. Oh, they're going to go down a treat, Sky. But talk to us about this other thing that you're holding. Yeah, so we've got today a bespoke safety, thumbs up for safety toy. He's got a little orange. in the hard hive is, also mistaken sometimes for a nugget. Yes, I thought it was a chicken nugget.

It's a literal thumb plush toy with it's insight. It's very unique. I love how unique it is. I need two in the world. Two in the world! An orange kind of plushy and she's also bought us three orange roses chocolate which I imagine you had to dig through about seven boxes of roses to come by those. Look, it's been a few and it's one of our favourites in the household, so sorry family.

Wow. Sacrificing days. You've nailed the brief, guy. You are in the running to win the double pass to Ed Shearron. But Spot Prize is galore. You've got some Ed Shearing merch. You've got a vinyl of the brand new album and a T-shirt that would love to give you as well. Thank you.

Hi, you very welcome. Thank you. And good luck for those Ed Shearing tickets. We'll give them away at six. And I think at the moment you could be in the lead, providing no one brings us something amazing and orange. I think you're in the lead. So good luck. Good luck.

The only other person that's come down is someone that has bought us fruit. A literal orange. Yeah, and that's it. It's probably the most orange item you can get. It's not. It's not brief. Right. Now it's the part of the show.

It's called Yes No Maybe. We're Harrison. We'll pitch a scenario and we help him with some social cues. Yes, no. You guys, this is kind of a like doing this. It's been a while since I've done this, but it kind of gives me a gauge on if my actions in life are appropriate or not. So I'll write down, I'll say some things to you guys.

You say, yes, no, maybe it's appropriate or not. And today's theme is things that I say at the pub. Okay. Appropriate as we are at a pub today. Yeah, that's why I've themed at this. First one, whenever someone walks in, go, uh-oh, here's trouble. You have been doing that, and we don't know any of these people.

You keep saying, there's a lot of people. It's a busy pub. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it, though. That's cool, eh? You should have used that for your pickup line thing before. He's trouble. Yeah, that's true.

I like it. Do you like it? Yeah. Okay, I'll write that in, yes. See, one guy walked in who looked like he might be trouble. Yeah, so that's the problem with it. He gets a few fights. Another one.

When someone walks in, say, turn around and go home, you're pissed. No, no, no, no, no. See, that's the opposite of the game. cute thing you just did. But it's a laugh, but it's a laugh though. No, it's quite aggressive. I think some people find it funny. Yeah, when you alternate between the two, it's confusing.

Okay, I'm going to write maybe for that. Maybe for that way. Just a maybe there. Here's a classic, relevant. Down the Wars. Oh, no, we don't like that. Nah, not funny. I thought that would really draw attention to me, and I thought that's what I wanted.

Yeah, but you'll get kicked out, probably. Probably. Yeah. It's probably the most offensive thing you can say in New Zealand. You reckon? Yeah, I think so. Fair enough. Okay, fair enough.

I'll say no to that then. I go up to the bartender and say none of those girls drinks, please. Oh my goodness. Wait, Harrison, we all know you love you love the old Gordon and soda. The pink can.

Berries meet gin and soda little combo there. We all know you love it. Just so I look cool in front of the fellas. It's really funny when you sat real loud and then whisper to him, actually I'll have one of the girls ones. And can I also have a little umbrella in there too, please? Yeah, yeah, that's me.

Love that, love that. Okay, I won't say that because, you know. All right, another one. Who let him in? Say that when I saw walks in? No, it can be taken the wrong way. I'd say no. Someone stands up and go, taxi.

Overdone. So somebody just stands, they haven't done anything really. I know what they stood up, though. You're a taxi. Oh, okay, I got three more. Go to the bartender and say, can I have a tsunami shot, please? Oh. That's what they throw it at you, eh?

It's when you get a shot and they throw a glass of water in your face. Oh, oh, oh. I was mistaken. No, okay, yeah, don't do that. What did you think it was? I thought it was a code word for I'm in trouble. Like someone's a creep in here. Help me.

Oh, no, I don't think it's that. What's that one? It's like you're going to ask for someone. Ask for Ellen or something. There's like a, oh God, see, I don't know. We should figure out what it is. Okay, last two. Walk into the pub and go, it smells like literal piss in here.

Can you stop being so negative with these? But like Bartis are like, thank you. We've done this place for years. That's what we try and do. No, they don't want the smell of wheeze. I've been saying about the etchure and pub all day for Barty. It doesn't smell at weeds. like old wooden leather.

Do you keep telling him it smells like wheeze? Yeah, I do. Okay, I'll say yes because I like that one. I said yes, but the no buzzer went, that's fine. And then final one, well, cheers, there it is again. Shout to producer, Alian, Jr. I get the hint.

And the Lord Turk. And the final one, I walk up to somebody and they've got a Guinness and I say, I'll split your G. That's why I'll think of a fry out. Why? That's a real shame, actually. I'll split your G.

I don't say that. And those are things that are. Social cues in the pub as we are live today for Ed Sharon's The Old Phone, pub down in Auckland. Come see us to get win merch and tickets. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. All right, it's time for some weekend motivation.

And this week, this motivation goes out to the partners of rugby fans, wondering, how am I going to get through this weekend of all blacks, Black Ferns and Warriors Madness? It's a great question because if you are a partner of a sports fan this weekend, you are going to witness a lot of being ignored. Look, this is for you. Let's get one thing clear. The real heroes this weekend aren't on the field.

They're not in the coaching box. The real MVPs are the partners. You... Providing the snacks. The ones holding the household together while your die-hard rugby fan partner loses their voice from all the yelling, loses their sanity,

and possibly loses their pants if the warriors actually end up winning. So why? Why are you? Why are you the actual goats this weekend? because, geez, you've had a long week, balancing life and work and family and everything else, and all you want is to have a weekend of peace and quiet. But all the games are on and all you can hear all weekend is yelling and screaming at the TV,

complaints of how the ref got it wrong, the shrieks will be able to try, and you just sit there listening to it all without the noise-canceling headphones, because that, my friend, is love. You're the MVP, because you've sacrificed the remote. You wanted to watch a show this weekend, that new series that everyone's talking about. Well, too bad. You're selfless. You're generous.

And you give that remote to your sports freak of a partner without second thought because you, my friend, are a legend. You're the snack, the snack fetcher. You're the bear opener. Do you want to be doing those things? No, God, no. But you do it because you know that if they get off the couch and they miss Roger Tuivasa Shek's winning intercept and try. Oh, good from you? Nice name drops, Dave.

Thank you very much. Then they'll be so gutted. So you do it for them without complaining because you are the best. So let's give it up for the real backbone of this weekend's rugby. The partners, the ones who enjoy every kick, every knock on, every emotional roller coaster, and somehow still say, sure, babe, we can watch the highlights again. You are the glue that holds this country together. So this weekend, when they scream, up the whiz!

You take a quiet sip of your wine, you give yourself a nod and you whisper back, up the me. Up the me. I'm inspired, Steph, just by listening to that. That's gorgeous. That has got me gas up for this weekend. Apologies once again for all the people who have partners like myself who will not be able to watch the summer I turn pretty this weekend. Because the remote will be hogged.

Yeah, yeah, it will be. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Right now, we are broadcasting live from Ed Shearren's old phone pub down in Auckland. That's why it sounds a bit different. We've got merch to give away. We've got one double pass to Ed Shearin's concert to give away. and we decided the way we'd give it away was

whoever brings us the best orange item. Yeah, that's what we've been doing. And we have just had a bunch of people turn up with incredibly interesting looking orange items. One that I'm a little worried for our health and safety. But we've got Petra here. Petra, what are you holding? I have a hand saw and my vacuum cleaner bag. Yeah, both orange.

The sore is a little worry, but there is a safety bright orange. Yeah, the safety thing is orange. The top of the lid of the vacuum bag is orange. You're a uni student. You heard us talking about it and you've rushed down and you've just gone into your cleaning cupboard and your toolshed. Yep, just raided my garage and came down. It looks like you've just turned the house over looking for orange things.

Is that what's happened? Is that from a Dyson? That's an expensive part of a vacuum cleaner. Oh, it'll go back together, I hope. Yeah, no. You've got to give them over. We need them. Yeah, we need all the items.

Yeah, you've got to give all the items over. Yeah, so thank you. Excited for that. Harrison will be porting them on Trade Me. Yeah, I will. I'll sell it back to you. So you guys lat together. So this is Phoebe, Petra's friend,

and you have bought down an item that I've been going on and on about for the last 24 hours with this contest. An orange bean bag. Yeah. Thank you. Did you know that was Steph's dream? I actually didn't. I'm so sorry.

But I'm glad that we're like telepathically, you know. We're in sync. Oh, my God, do we have our periods at the same time? Did you also? You can't. Oh, my gosh. Two personal. You've brought my favorite snack.

You brought friskeys, meaty grills, cat food, biscuits. Just to you. Yum, how did you know? You do look suspiciously like the cat on the front of it. It's a ginger one. Maybe he's nailed it with like the intuition. So some cat biscuits, an orange beanbag, a top of a vacuum cleaner and a really dangerous weapon. So thank you girls for bringing that.

You're in the running to win a double past a C. Ed Shearren, Performer's brand new album play out today in the flesh. We'll also give you guys a vinyl on a t-shirt as well, H. Thank you so much for coming down. You're in the running. And we've also got Pamela. Pamela works nearby. You've been listening all afternoon.

Yes, I have, and we won't tell my manager that. That you manager right next to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you just told it. And what have you bought that's orange down to us? I've made a poster, and it's got Ed Sharon in a nice yard with orange roses, and he's got his orange t-shirt on, and then, of course, just a screenshot that I was listening to you guys.

this afternoon. What, digital arts and crust? Is this what you spent your afternoon doing at work? Your website. Rover, Rover. Shout out Rover. Gross waste of company time. Free to download.

Yeah, does you manage it behind you know that you've been doing this instead of working this afternoon? Yes. We've been hearing this afternoon each hour and it's all good. Fantastic. We've got the best boss in the world. I do, of course. Incredible.

Incredible creativity, that one. That was amazing. Yeah. A vinyl and a t-shirt as well for you, Pamela. And, of course, in the running twin that double pass. We are running this contest all the way through until six. PM so not too long to go. 40 minutes. We will be dishing out that double

pass. So come on down if you are in Auckland CBD, can grab something orange, get down here and press us and you might win. Exactly. All celebrating Ed Sharon's new album out today. One in Zeta here as well. They've got some fun games that you can play and some giveaways as well.

Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Big weekend this weekend in Altiero. Yeah, massive sporting weekend. And I want to run through some ideas and I want to hear your ideas too, guys, on ways to stay up to watch the Black Ferns quarter final against South Africa in England

for the Rugby World Cup on Saturday night. It's not until midnight tomorrow night. I know. Midnight start time, so it'll be 2am for this. God, I think it's kickoff midnight but golly, I want to watch the girls so bad. Quarter final rugby world cup. It's a massive, massive game. Now, these girls

are absolutely legends. The country totally needs to get behind this team. We've only ever played the South Africa women's rugby team only once before but guys it was 55 points to three like we dolemenated you're so right no one's talking about it because I didn't even know that we were talking about it earlier

I didn't realize this was a quarterfinal I didn't realize this was such a big match people are talking about the all blacks this match doesn't matter with the all blacks but the black ferns quarterfinal of the rugby world cup it's going to be massive so why should we care about the black ferns because they are one of the most successful teams in rugby full stop men's and women

they've won six rugby world cup titles their winning percentage in testes matches is over 85% so that actually makes them one of the most dominant teams across all sports ever ever it's incredible it's incredible stats so ways to stay up to support the girls we all need to try our best to stay up till midnight guys I

love my bedtime routine I've tucked in the 16 month old at 730 and then I'm like poor I reckon it's time to eat some dinner and go to bed 8 30 is my normal bedtime help You go to bed at 8.30. Yeah, between 8.30 and 9, I like, snuggle in. I do all my stuff, and I am so happy. So early. We get home at, we finish the show at 7.

Yeah. No, literally. Literally. Bed time's my favourite. So I sleep up and watch sports a lot. I'm used to this. So these are some techniques I use. Sometimes I'll make a fresh lasagna and then pop that in the oven in around 11 p.m.

We know that's going to take about three to four hours. So if you go to bed, you risk burning the whole house down. So you've got that on your mind. You couldn't sleep if you tried. Oh, you definitely could sleep. But if you don't sleep. fire. What I also sometimes do is I'll start a fire somewhere, not in my house, but somewhere in the local community. You just a bit of arson, maybe in a public park or something, and then all

those emergency services, the sirens and the lights. You wouldn't sleep if you tried. Look, I'd like some more serious ideas, please, if Harrison you've got a neck. I was something my dad taught me growing up is all our old batteries from remotes and old appliances would just chuck into like a kind of ice cream inside next to the bed. And if, because I do this every morning because I struggle to get up because I'm a big heavy sleeper. But you just, you get an old battery and you just lick it. You just touch just To the tip of it, to the end of your tongue, you're alive. And that goes with, like, just as well if you're having dinner.

Because dinner, let me imagine you had a lasagna. You've had a lasagna, quite a heavy meal, quite tired. You get that knife, you get your nearest power socket. You just shut that in there. Oh, yeah, yo, y, y. That's far out. Guys, I want serious ways to say up until midnight. I want, like, eat a raw onion.

I want, like, put your socks in the freezer. I don't want... Meth. Guys. Eat a raw onion. Two sleeps to R&V. I want, like, rearrange your lounge. Guys, come on.

Oh, oh God. Serious ones. What's serious ones? Move your couch in a different position. Okay, anyway. Rearrange the furniture of the house. Eat an onion. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Now, a lot of sports happening this weekend. Big games tomorrow from the Warriors, an elimination game from them. The Black Ferns, the All Blacks. And I've been watching a little bit of rugby recently, guys. I'm not the biggest sports fan. I'll be honest. I'm trying to get into it.

I'm trying to get around. our teams in New Zealand. One thing I've noticed is that the commentators say some kind of crazy things. Like sayings that I've never heard before. Like last week I was watching The Warriors play. And the commentator keep referencing this particular thing. It's like a teenage boy's bedroom. It's a mess.

And he keep going back to it throughout the whole game. They just keep going back to it. They're so weird to keep using the same analogy. Yeah, chill man. So I thought, you know, he's made that up. As boys who were once teenagers, are you offended? Yeah, it is offensive because I'm quite a bit of a neat freak. I was very clean.

Oh, mine was shocking. Dirty sheets, but very clean room. So I thought going into the weekend, we are quite creative. We could come up with some brand new sayings that don't really exist at the moment and just try and get them in circulation. If you're listening, this is something you can try this weekend. For example, this is a saying I'm trying to catch on, which is, oh, don't put your spoons in the tumble dryer.

So that means, like, don't waste resources on something that makes no sense. You know, like if someone's wasting resources, don't put your spoons in the tumble dryer. doing two chores but it's not helping. Can you use it in a real life situation? So when would you say that to someone? Yeah. If you're going to go, you know, go all the way out to drive out to get something when you could go way closer.

Like, don't put your spoons in the tumble dry. I just go to this one. Oh, okay. Yeah. They make it more difficult for yourself. Okay, I've got one. Imagine you're at drinks and then your friend who leaves early does the classic thing and they leave early.

And you're like, oh, they're wearing their socks to bed tonight. What is it? Just a bit of a pussy. What the hell? That's the craziest thing you've ever said. They're leaving the party early. They're wearing their socks to bed. Oh, because they wear socks to bed like they're a pussy.

Oh, that's funny. Oh, you're going to sleep warm. You'll lose it. I like that. That's fine. I like that. You can use it. That's good.

I got one. I'm going to go out of public and slap it silly. Okay. What does that mean? You don't like seize the day? Sunblock. Oh. I only go in the public and slap it's silly

so some block for sun protection Super important I didn't see what that was going I like it This is my next one that goes It's all right guys Time to butter the ceiling Now what you'd say this

It means it's time to like Attempt something quite ambitious Or slightly impossible There's a girl that's way too attractive That I'm going to go talk to I'm going to go guys Time to butter the ceiling So you know

Failie is coming Why are you even trying this But I'm going to go butter the ceiling guys Oh I like that one too Okay guys I've got one last pitch for you on new phrases that don't currently exist that you could use this weekend. When, like, Sean, I'd be like, oh, Harrison,

Sean's a bit of a wind chime in the wind. He's noisy. He's a bit annoying. Oh, that's a show. I would say, peaceful, beautiful. That's a shame. Tranquil? It's nice for the person who owns the house, but the neighbours.

Jeez, it's annoying. Meditative. Okay, do you just want one more from me? Yeah, sure. Okay, wake up and fist. So that's a good motive. Anyone to pop out at Ben, just fist the sky. You know what I'm going to do this morning?

I'm going to wake up and fist. So that's more Cased the day. Cases Day. Cabe DM. Instead of Caper DM, English version, Wake up and fist. And my final one, if you're at the pub this weekend, and you want to go jump on that,

not that I advocate this, like obviously gamble responsibly, but if you are going to go play the pokies and you're going to be embarrassed, you don't want to tell your friends you're going to do that. Go, oh, I'm just going to go have a slap on the fickle vending machine.

No, it's not. No, it's a fickle vending machine because sometimes it gives you what you want and sometimes it doesn't. I reckon we should stop to wake up and fist, I reckon. I think we should have stopped the one before that. Yeah, true.

But it's on us. Sorry, we're broadcasting from a pub. What do you expect? Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We are broadcasting live today from the Ed Shearan, Old Phone Pub. It's a pop-up happening in Auckland. If you're in Auckland this weekend, make sure you go check it out.

It's down on Commercial Bay in Britta Mart. It's this beautiful little Irish pub. You can see it on our Edge Arbo's into story. We've been here all afternoon. We're giving away merch. We're giving away vinals. And we had one very coveted double. pass to Ed Sharon live in Altiaroa two give away, all thanks to one New Zealand.

And the way we thought we'd give it away, we'd want to make it unfair. So everyone had an equal opportunity. Bring us your best orange thing. Yeah, and a big shout out to all of the people that did that this afternoon. Megan, with her orange fruit and orange highlighter. We had Sky with an orange thumb, chocolates. We've had a bunch of people, Kimberly, with a jacket. Cheryl, with a brush and shovel.

We hit a Mel with German Voltaren Nina with a sold sign I mean we've got heaps and heaps Neeps, neaps. Someone with a compilate Like a collage. A collage. Pamela? She worked very hard this afternoon on that. She prints out of the photo of the chair. Yep, yep, yep. We've had Hugo

real hard with some socks. But we do have someone who bought some very interesting orange objects waiting on hold right now. Oh. Dom, don't, don't. Oh, 800 the Edge. Phoebe, welcome back to the show. Are you guys back at the flat now?

Have you gone back home? No, we're actually at the gym. Oh, my God. I don't need to brag about it. It's Friday night. Good on you. Someone's doing it. They're just popping up everywhere.

Well, Phoebe, remind the people what you and Petri, your flatmate, bought down to our Ed Shear and Pub, the Sabo. Well, we bought a few things. We bought a big orange bean bag. some cat biscuits a hand saw and the top of their vacuum cleaner very

impractical things to bring down to the city like that's what I liked about this collection and a lot of orange a lot of orange was the brief yeah and I think of all the things we were bought today it was it was deemed the most impressive so congratulations guys you two are going to

Ed Sheeran live in New Zealand congratulations we are giving you the double pass Phoebe, I'd assume that you'd go together but if you do want to snake your friend like that, feel free. I'll come with you. I mean, if you want to come, there's an invite there. No, Phoebe.

She'll's a friend, Phoebe. She'll just turn it up, so a bit weird to say that in front of her. But weird, bit weird. Hey, girls, have the best time. She's not happy. Friendship over. All right, so am I. Sean. Guys, girls, girls have the best time seeing Ed Shearren live.

There is nothing like seeing Ed Sharon performing on the Loop Tour here in El Teroa. And everyone go and listen to play. It's out today. There are some bangers on there. There's the most beautiful love songs I've ever heard in my life. There's a song in there called The Vow,

which is going to be the best wedding season song this coming summer. So go and stream it, download it, buy it, do what you've got to do. And a huge thanks to 1NZ for putting this incredible pub on down in Auckland CBD. It's so amazing, you guys. If you can get here tomorrow, because it's about to wrap up at 7.30, definitely do. It's very cute Instagram picks, too. with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Have you guys rated this little pub show today? I've quite enjoyed it. I've had a really good time. It is bloody cold. So if you do put around on the weekend, bring a G-A-hat. But it's a great time. Oh, the Guinness. Pretty bloody good.

We cut a G or two, am we? Well, the problem was I couldn't split the G in the first one. Cut a G. Cut a G. Just split the G when you take a sip and then the beer has to go down to the middle of the G. You're so close, Steph. You're so close. You're on the verge.

be cool. I had one and I just couldn't crack it so I had to have a few more just a crack and I still haven't cracked it. You may as well just keep going until you've got to... The 10th one I'll be able to get it already can you?

Keep going, man, we believe in you. I'm not an expert but I think this is illegal to talk about this on the radio. Ah, it might be. The pies were good. They've got pies here so that's not illegal because it's legal to have food and drinks so the pies are great here.

Roachie bros go get one and they're awesome. A massive thanks to 1NZ for helping Ed Shearing to put this on because this seriously is so, so, so so cool. And it's on here all weekend long at the CBD in Auckland and there's also like exclusive merch if you follow

the pink, I don't know if you guys know this, there's like pink spots on the ground, if you follow the pink spots it leads you to like the merch shop and there's like really cool stuff in there. I thought there was bird poos. No, the massive, what? Are they not? The big pink spot. You see the size of the birds are in here. It's huge.

So you can go check out the Edchier and pub in Auckland and that is us signing off this week. We'll see you on Monday. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Music, radio, podcasts.