The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #149: Team Conrad or Jeremiah!? TSITP final is nearly here!!

Episode Date: September 17, 2025

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This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hiora, welcome to the podcast. Big show today. A lot of touching on the summer I turn pretty, the finale coming out tonight. Although you're listening to this, it's in, you know, it could happen at any time. Hashtag no spoilers, if you haven't watched it.

Although some spoilers. No, huge spoilers. But we mentioned before. We mentioned before spoilers. True. Although that still got sport for me. Yeah, sorry about that. I'm related.

Sorry about that. Sorry about that. Now it's a great show, guys. Someone turned pretty. There's also... The lost teeth. The lost teeth was a good back. Someone lost their teeth.

And then found them again. It was good. It was good. That story had so much more to it than that. That makes it sound quite bad, but it was good story. That was a ripper of a story. And also Harrison's got a huge Facebook marketplace update for everyone. Massive.

May have scammed people, but... Mr. Popular. More of a hack, really. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Kiyara, welcome to the show. Hi, Rami, Sean Stephen Harrison on the edge. How are we all? Hello, I hear Marty everybody.

Hey, I'm happy this summer I turn pretty finale night. Oh, huge night, guys. Steph, you don't actually watch the show? Team Conrad. Thank you. No, team Jeremiah. That's what I'm saying. Nope.

Well, we'll agree to disagree and we'll actually get a definitive answer coming up in about an hour's time. Guys, I also I lost my Vgenity last night to Facebook Marketplace Hey! Welcome, welcome, welcome. So I'll update with you how that's been going.

Oh, God. I feel bad for you. It is the worst of the worst. Yeah, haven't slept. The absolute doldrums, marketplace. We'll get into that later on, but first, your chance to win a thousand bucks. Easy money is the game. Your Arvos Head Harder

with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge. Easy money. Easy money is the game. It's where we'll give you a letter between E and Z. 30 seconds, 10 questions. If you answer each one with a word starting with that letter,

win a thousand bucks. All thanks to B and Z. And because B and Z are giving you the $1,000, I know it's usually E and Z. I know. We give you a letter between E and Z, but because it's B and Z, we're making an exception today,

A's B, C's and Ds do feel left out a little bit. So today we've got off script. We're giving you a B. For the first time. Janine and Huntley, how do you feel about the letter B? Very nervous because I haven't got any B answers. Oh, you'll have some. I'll be honest.

I always feel sad that we don't get to use A, B, C. So do I. Or D. Because I reckon they're very good letters to use for words. I reckon you've got a bit of an advantage here today, Janine. Seriously. Mm-hmm. Okay.

Yeah, we are all behind you, Janine. So 30 seconds on the clock, your letter will be B. We need 10 answers beginning with that letter. Janine, no repeated answers. If you have trouble on one category, you can say pass and hopefully we'll have time to get back to it. And your time will begin when I finish saying the first category, okay? Are you ready?

Yep. Here we go. Go Janine. Go Janine, you beautiful thing. Here we go. Janine from Huntley with the letter B. For a thousand bucks, please name for us. Something you can buy. A bag. An actor.

A body part. Pass. A Simpsons character. Saitro Bob A piece of clothing A belt A type of fish Baracuda

A 5-letter word Babies A band Boizzo Something he read Book An animal Name

Janine That was 8th Janine Oh Cool See you're not the best is it But you did You were so so close The only one that he skipped

Was a body part You can say back brain, bicycle, belly. And I reckon, if you got that, you would have been able to push through and speed up and finish it. So I'm sorry you don't quite win there. Judge Harrison, would you have accepted for an actor Borat?

No, but she didn't win, Stephson. I'm just going to ask, just put that under the rug for now. And accept it for today. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, sideshow, Bob, I wouldn't accept either. But that's okay. Bob, Sardrow. Anyway, Janine, on the bright side, you said you were going to spend your winnings on homegrown tickets here in Huntley. It's moving to Hamilton this year.

We can give you $100 to go to one. That's not bad. Oh, that's awesome. Thank you so much. I'll definitely put it towards picket. There you go. A hundred bucks coming away, Janine. And when I say we, I mean BNZ, we'll give it to you.

They can help you master your money so you can start acing whatever you're doing from day one. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Happy Summer I Turned Pretty finale day to all those who celebrate. Oh, what a show. Summer I've turned pretty. It's the talk of the town right now. It's the biggest show out there.

it's a romantic drama really, isn't it? On a prime video so you can stream it and it's pretty much about this girl who's picking between two guys of who to love and who to be with, twist being their brothers. So I don't personally watch it, but I am absolutely rooting for Conrad.

Is that the right one? Yes, it is. That's exactly right. And I'm halfway through watching it so we'll not be watching the finale tonight. And at the moment I'm Team Jeremiah. So those are the two brothers, Conrad Jeremiah. Now, we want to know if there's any real life situation similar to the lead belly in the summer I turn pretty.

So have you ever dated brothers? Maybe you married one, broke it up with him and then went off with his brother. That would be so juicy. Is there any juicy twin stories out there? I've got a juicy twin story. Oh yeah? It's like pretty low key. But remember that song we made at the beginning of the year, the song I wrote when

I was 16 about my high school boyfriend who dumped me? Yeah. Oh, yes. So after he dumped me, I then went to the school ball with his twin brother. Oh, see, that's filthy. That's just a great. Wow, that's good. That's good.

That's good. Well, no. Okay. We want more high-key ones than that. So my fiancé has a twin. Uh-oh. And I've thought about it. Oh, shut.

When was the last time you thought about it? Honestly. Ten seconds ago. He's joking, everyone. No? No, well, your fiancé does have a twin sister, right? She does have a twin sister. Yeah, yeah.

And you do think about it. I'm joking about it. No, I'm joking. But we do... Stop winking. Producer Nurse Sam, you have a story that relates to this and takes the heat off me for a second. I do, but it was back in primary school,

so don't judge. I hadn't learned the rules yet. But I am my first boyfriend ever. Damien. Oh, so cute. Went out with him. And then the next year, obviously, you changed classes. I was put in class with his younger brother.

And then he was my boyfriend. And I used to go have, like, play dates at their house. But I would, like, play with one in their room and then stock her outside with another. and then jump on the trampoline back with the other one. Yes. That is the plot of the summer right to be pretty because they can't all hang out together really.

She's like jumping between them. All right, 100 the edge. It's open this up. We can give you a prize for coming through. You can stay anonymous. I know it's a hard thing to admit. But have you dated siblings? Do you know someone who has?

Are you a sibling who's been dated by someone? Even juicier if there is marriage involved. I mean, bonus points. Oh, yeah. And of course, we'll keep it above board. PG's stories only, please. Please. And I think either way it works,

Right, because you can't like end up If you do end up with the brother Like you still have to see the other one Yeah, they're very complicated Your Avos hit harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge And happy the summer I turn pretty finale day

For all who celebrate Yeah! Yeah, what I was especially excited I'm kind of halfway through it Stephen watching at Harrison Excited for the finale I'm hooked on this finale guys It's all I talk about

My friends here at work It's been quite a journey It's been years leading up to this big moment Because it's the final episode Ever? Yeah, ever. There won't be another season because it's based on books, so we know this is it. Oh, so it ends tonight.

Yeah. Oh, it's based on books? Yeah. Oh, so people know, because it's about a character who chooses between two brothers, right? I think people know. Don't text on if you know. But I think people know, but I also think they've gone away from the books a little bit to try and throw people off.

Okay. Oh, God, I really hope you're satisfied with the ending, not like pretty little lies, which was also based on books, but they changed like everything about it and the ending was just trash. God, you know. Yeah, don't do that. But the premise is hashtag no spoilers, if you have a, watched it. It's basically a protagonist

the woman deciding between two brothers that she likes both of them. And they go back and forth. So we want to know, of 800 the edge. Be anonymous if you want. Do you have any stories about dating siblings? These are juicy! So a lot of texts. No one really wants to be on the show

and talk about it. 3343. Anonymous please. My ex of six years left me for my half-sister. They were together for four years and then he left her for her brother. Plot twist. Love that.

God, that's... That's a lot of messy. I'm still trying to get it. There's so many layers there. God, I love that. I love everything about that. Shannad, sorry. Oh, maybe I won't read that. Oh, no, it's okay.

Yes, my sister and I have seen many of the same men, some of the same time. One time, she stole one that absolutely broke my heart. But luckily now we're both happily married to men that the other hasn't been with. Jeez. That's the thing. if you do end up with your like brother's ex, they're still going to have to see your brother.

Like you can't remove them from that situation. Christmases and all that. Yeah. Someone texts and saying, I married the man my sister was having an affair with. Oh, juicy. I won't say the name, but that's juicy. That's a plot to a Netflix show. Jesus.

All right, oh, 800 at the edge. Are you happy for us to say your name or would you like to be anonymous? Um, I would like to be nominous, please. All right, an ominous. What is your story? Um, so I have a friend. and these two brothers were twins. Mm-hmm.

And so she was in the spa with both the twins and one of them had her arm around her, you know, they were just talking. He got out and then she hit the other twin. And do you think that was on purpose or just a harmless mistake? Because they're twins. Well, she dated both their twins.

She's dated both of them, then broke up with both of them, and then she was in the spa. with them. That's literally the plot. Is her name? This is incredible. Does she ever date them both at the same time?

No, not at the same time, different times. Of, missed opportunity there. And did she end up with either one of them in the end? Or did it end messy? Well, she's talking to one of them right now, but they're keeping it secret because these twins are friends with her brother. Wow. That's like, the same point. Literally the plot.

Oh, yeah, because they're friends with the brother. Are you taking the mic? Are you just doing the plot of the show? No. Not, I promise. No, this is real. Are you team Conrad or team Jeremiah? Comrade, 100%.

Thank you. Well, let's actually get Anonymous to touch base. When it does resolve your real life situation, can you touch base with us just so we know? I want to be wrapped up on this one as well. This is incredible. Okay, love that. And then we'll pitch it to Netflix or Amazon Prime or whatever.

Let's call it. Anonymous? Yeah. Every week. See how it's going. If you're going to put an update. And enjoy the finale tonight. Anonymous, I'll send you to the movies as well,

to the new Paddington film. It's called Kangaroo. A little spin-off coming to the cinemas as of tomorrow. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge Five Star Fact. The Five Star Facts, this is a part of the show where I will bring a fact to the team that I've worked very hard on. I've found an original fact, something that's shareable and I'll have a bit of a performance with it.

And our judging panel of Harrison, Steph and yourself will judge it out of five stars. Yeah, our guest judge today is from Auckland. Olivia, welcome to the show. Hello. Hello. How are you guys? Oh, well, great, thank you. What kind of facts do you like, Olivia?

Anything. Anything. That's my audience. Very open judge there. Hugely. Anything, yeah. Well, I think you might find this fact topical and relatable, Olivia, since you've caught up for a radio segment.

Steve Harrison, you might find it relatable as you do a radio show. But today's five-star fact is a radio show in the United States in the 1950s convinced the town to change its name after their segment. So there was a big radio show, a game show called Truth or Consequences. And to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the show, the host asked any US town

would like to change their name to Truth or Consequences because they liked it so much. And the town of Hot Springs in North Missouri is now officially known as Truth or Consequences. It's renamed on the map. The sign when you drive in says truth or consequences. It has been since the 19th century. 50s based on a radio

show segment. So, I ask the question Will Huntley change their name to the Five Stuff Act? I like it. What's the population of truth and consequences? You know what? I'll find out. Because I think for me that kind of sees with the state of life, because if it's like 10 people,

like whatever. Yeah, it's probably like 12 people. Yeah, exactly. Thank you, Olivia. Thank you. Yeah. More like 12,000 10 on so. 6,000. Oh! That's a big town, okay. Thoughts on that, Olivia? I'm probably going to give it about a three.

Oh, no. Oh, I'll give you a fault. I'll give you a fault. What does he need to have a full? Oh, if I keep going, oh, we should move it up again. What does he need to work on for tomorrow, Olivia? Maybe, I'm not sure. Maybe a different category fact, maybe.

Yeah, it was a bit of a niche one, wasn't it? That is pretty niche. Yeah. It was good, but. Yeah, it was good. Oh, thanks, Olivia. Appreciate it. I liked it.

I think it's called it Stool That Town Today. So I'm going to give it a four. I quite like that fact. Thanks, man. Yeah. Okay. I hate to be the Simon Cowl, but I'm going to go, was it two and a half? Oh, come on.

We're literally doing a radio segment. It could not be more topical. Just don't tickle my pickle. Like, if the town renamed itself like, Roar, I'm a dinosaur, like, something a bit wackyer. like maybe, but truth or consequence, I'm like, come up with a bit of segment name, you know. That is a wacky tap.

Name for a town, though, wasn't it? Not the Royal Raman Dinosaur. No, truth or consequences. Yeah, well. That's crazy. Maybe. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Listener, Richard has reached out to us about a crazy story of something that he lost and then found away in a very unlikely way. What happened, Richard? This was when I was younger. My grandparents were out visiting from the UK, so we took them to the beach for the long weekend. my grandpa got hit by a big wave and his false teeth fell out.

So yeah, so as you can imagine, pretty hard to eat anything. He was sucking on steaks and everything for the weekend. Come on. Spent the weekend walking up and down the beach trying to find these teeth with no luck. Managed to book in for a dentist appointment on the Monday. And as we're heading out Monday morning, heading back to town to go to the dentist, we drive past the local shop. and there's a sign on the chalkboard outside saying false teeth bound.

So we're like, oh, we'll go and check to make sure those are his. The shop owner hands over the teeth, shoves them in, and lo and behold, they fit, and that they're the false teeth we've been searching for all weekend. Yay! What are the chances? I mean, you'd hope that there's probably not many other false teeth going missing. Nah. No, probably not.

Yeah, that's incredible. Sorry to focus on the wrong part of the story, Richard, but how long does it take to suck down a steak? Well, I don't know if he actually got through any of the steak. I think it's more like just tasting the juices than hoping, yeah, yeah. Just like the bloody egg of the soul on. Just get into it. Poor Grampi.

Oh, we love your grandpie, Richie. Hey, thanks for the story. Thanks, Ray. Oh, blue, thank you. Guys, that reminds me of one time we went swimming at the beach. And my partner, Jake, had the car keys in his pocket, forgot, went swimming, came back out of the water where are the car keys

searched everywhere oh my God you must have gone swimming with the car keys in your pocket and they're gone forever now what do we do walked all the way home thought they were gone forever

a couple of days passed and we managed to like we had like an extra car key and an extra house key thank God but a couple days later I get a call from the gym now this was back when I was still a member of Les Mills

Donator hardly went just gave him a lot of money and it's this guy at the gym and he's like, hey, is this, are you a member here? And I was like, I guess so, yeah? And he's like, oh, we've got your car keys. And I was like, what? He's like, yeah, so someone found them on a beach

and they saw that there was a little Les Mills sign-in barcode on it. Detective. The person, very, very great person, gave them into the gym in the hopes that they could track down the owner of the car keys, and lo and behold, that was me. I'm Kenny. Crazy eyes. So nice.

So, 0800 to the edge, guys. Let us know, what have you lost and then eventually found? The old boomerang effect. Do you know, when the gym called me and I was like, hello, they're like, it's Liz Mills, I was like, oh, they're probably wondering if I'm dead.

Because I have not been in a very long time. No, just get your keys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but it could be like engagement ring. You lost it. You got an insurance claim. Then five years later it was in the couch. How many things have been stolen by a couch over the years?

So many things. I think I've lost an iPad. I lost an iPad and when I got a new one No word of a lie, it was down the couch That's quite bag to me on the side of the couch Your Avos Head Harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge

Long-term boomerangs When did you lose something you thought you'd never see it again And then all of a sudden it pops up Oh 800 The Edge, what are your stories? Okay, let's go to Logan From Auckland, Kiao to Logan Hey, good, so Logan What did you lose? And tell us the journey

About re-finding it again All right, so it wasn't me but it was a customer of mine who came into asking if all car keys were generic and of course I told him no they're specific to each car and he told me that he's just along the beach one day and found a key and he took it back to his car and it worked

and he thought I've only ever had one key so he called the previous owner who said that the owner before him had lost the key about four years ago Whoa Wait, so there's a few keys in this picture, A? At least three keys? No.

No, there's the key that he had and then he found an additional key on the beach. Yeah, yes, two. Two keys, yeah, yeah. But it has been the exact same fit for that exact car. Yeah, but he didn't lose it. The previous owner had lost it. So it was his key?

So imagine you find the key. So was it electronic and the electronic worked? It needed the battery replaced, but, you know, Yeah, the electronic work and the key blade work and everything. That's crazy. That is like... What's the chances? What are the chances?

Literally, buy a lotter ticket right the second. Wow. Whoa, I love that. Now that for me is a Netflix series. I don't know how far it's going to go? That's a Netflix series for me. How many episodes are you imagining in that series? Just the one.

Yeah, it's just a one off. Just an intro. That's crazy. Oh, 800 the Edge or 3343. What did you lose? It eventually came back. Oh, we've got a text here from Anonymous. I turned my entire house over looking for my...

new Prada Sunnis that I was wearing on my head. So that's more of a quick one. It's the worst feeling when you're on your phone, literally looking around your house, being like, where's my phone? You're literally holding it. You're on it. I've done that with my wallet as well.

Wallet in my pocket. Where is it? Where's the wallet? Yeah, it's a classic. Some more text here. A few weeks ago, my boyfriend was cleaning out his car and then later in the afternoon, he realized he couldn't find his keys anywhere

when he put the bin by the car door and tried keyless entry and unlocked. You realised the keys were in the bin. That's quite smart. move the whole bin out there. Yeah. I will say, this is a classic one, I still lose my socks to the washing machine.

Now that is some weird twisted shit. The washing machine. Yeah, what happens there? It's black hole. I don't know what it is. I'm like, I've been studying a case for the last five years. This is a true fact with Fisher and Pichel. And I still think that they've designed the washing machine

somehow to take one sock away. I don't know how. I've picked them apart. I've put them back together. I've gone to the dump, I've inspected them all and I can't figure it out, but there's just some twisted shit about it, I don't like it. It's nice to know what you do in your special, right?

Yeah, I've got a lot of it. It's not quite what I was expecting, to be honest. Someone's going to solve these mysteries. That's true. You're avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Warriors are out of contention this year, the NRL team for New Zealand. They lost on Saturday night. One fan who's especially upset is Connor,

who got a full tattoo dedicated to his calf that said Warriors' 2025 champions. We had him on the show before this. We've been touching base with them afterwards. And yesterday, Steph, you had a great idea of remedying this situation for Connor. I'll maybe not jump the gun next year. Well, I mean, you could jump the gun with other teams. The Black Ferns, I'd say, pretty good.

I'll be down. Wait. Would you? If we teed up a tattoo artist to get a Black Fern's tattoo for you, would you do it? Yes, yeah, I would. Connor joins us now. Connor, we were setting up this tattoo situation for you to come and get a tattoo tomorrow of the Black I hear you've got a bit of cold feet

and that's okay, no pressure at all we're not going to push you into doing this but what are your thoughts on it? No, it's just I don't want to have a whole country upset at me if I happen to jinx the black burns. I understood.

I understand that. I think my perspective here is that the Warriors fans, as you know, we're fans, there's some hearty ones out there. There's some pretty crazy fans out there so I'm sorry you probably did get a little bit of slack for possibly jinxing that.

But the Black Ferns, I don't know. Different. I reckon a nicer fan base. I reckon a fan base that is forever growing, very positive. And if you've looked at their stats, Connor, which I'm sure you have,

they're on the road to victory. They are cleaning up. So no pressure, but I'm just saying if you were to get a blackfinns tattoo, I think it would be a lot of love around it. A lot of love around it. Even if the Blackfins were then to lose those. Yeah, but they'll be like, oh my gosh,

thank you for doing this. and thank you for putting us in the news, putting us in the news. Having the faith. Literally doing all that. Once again, Kyle, we're not going to push you into it either way. We didn't actually know that you got a lot of hate from that Warriors thing. That sucks, man. That happens.

Yeah, ooh. Yeah, so, like, I read the comments and then, like, there were a lot of positive ones as well, but, like, you know, you see a bit more negative and you tend to focus on that. It was a lot at the same time. That's good that you can kind of brush it off and just realize these people are idiots. Losers. They're total losers and they think that anything that we do in our lives affects anything an athlete does on a football pitch. Like it's just crazy.

We're sorry that you had to go through a few mean comments because that is not nice. Now, Connor, we'll give you an opportunity now, man. You do not have to do this. If you don't want to do it, that's okay. We're going to throw it out right now for someone else who wants to come in and do it. So we'll give you the opportunity right now. You can come and get the tattoo tomorrow. That's all right.

No pressure if you don't want to. No one's going to be upset if you don't want to do it. We'll give the opportunity right now on here to someone else who wants to call through and do it. So we thought, do you want a bit of time to think about that, or do you want to think about it now? Yeah, I don't know. Like, I do want to do it for sure, but I've only just recovered from the Warriors one. True. Hear me out, Connor.

What if we pull someone else in to do it with you? And then... That could be possible. Then you've got someone in it with you. If you do want to bail out last minute, there's still someone who's going to do it. This feels pressury. I feel like, Connor, you... You have the night to think about it.

You wake up in the morning and you let us know, okay? But we will have a tattoo artist 3.30 on the show, regardless of whether that's you, Connor, or whether that's you listening. If you're keen to do it, 3343, give us a text right now and we can tee it up. But I just don't want to pressure you on the spot. Okay, that's a good idea.

So you think about it, Connor? We'll get a back up in place of someone else who can also chew about it or not because they may be doing it or may not. Is that okay, Connor? Yeah, no, that sounds good. Sleep on it, sleep on it. Perfect, perfect.

All right, we'll touch base with you tomorrow, Connor, but up next on the show, the bad news of the day, the samurai turn pretty, the modern day twilight, guys. The finale for the whole show is tonight. And so next, we're going to do a people's court, and we're going to figure out which team you won, team Conrad or team Jare. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And happy the summer I turn pretty finale day to all those who celebrate. Like arguably one of the biggest days of the year. Well, just this year really.

But it is a massive show. It's the series finale. The series is over after this. And one of the biggest, well, the biggest theme in the whole show is this girl called Bally, and she's in love with two of the boys, and she can't pick who she wants to be with. She dates them, she swaps around,

but the boys are brothers. And so it's kind of become this phenomenon all over TikTok in the news. Which team are you on? Team Conrad. or Team Jeremiah. It's very reminiscent of Team Jacob, Team Edward.

Yes, for Twilight, hashtag Team Jacob. Now, guys, you guys both like the show. Love the show. I've never seen the show. So I want to open up a People's Court right now and you can both plead your case on what brother we should be rooting for tonight in the big series finale.

And then we need to figure out from the people whose team they're on, Team Jeremiah or Team Conrad. Okay, the People's Court, It means we need three judges, sorry, three jury members, I-H-H. Harrison, would you like to make your pitch for Team Conrad? Absolutely, I'll always pitch Conrad to the day I die. Conrad is kind of the backbone of this show. He was the hottie from the beginning in season one year.

Maybe he wasn't, oh, by the way, spoiler alert? Oh, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. A little bit spoiler-a-lily. A little bit spoilery. From the get-go, Conner was a bit of the bad boy. No-one really liked me. He was a bit of a drop-kick. He used to smoke and drink a lot.

And everyone thought Jair was. the best, but Jair showed some ugly sides to him. Don't you hate a cheat? Oh yeah. Ooh, yeah. He's a goddamn cheater. He's a goddamn cheater. Oh no.

And he's manipulative to Bally and saying like, don't go to Paris and chase your dream. Stay here with me so I can do my finance job. Where Conrad dated Bally and they were really in love. But then Conrad was like, his mother died and he was grieving and Bally said like, oh, stuff for you for like not giving me attention and he's like, oh my mum's just passed away Belly, I'm sorry. So he's just a broken-hearted, hot as boy.

That's all he is. He's phenomenal. I don't know how you're going to compete with that, Sean, but I'm voting Conrad so far. No, obviously when you paint it that way, it seems good. But who was there for her? Who was there for her the whole time? Through seasons one and two, Conrad has been cold to her. Her whole life, she had a crush on Conrad.

Her whole life growing up, he was the one she wanted, and she wouldn't give her the light of day. Whereas Jeremiah, the whole time, secretly in the background, he had a crush on her. I think he's just trying to follow his brother's footsteps He had a crush on her No I think Conrad only wants her because Jeremiah does I don't think Conrad I don't think Conrad in her last

What are you doing? I don't think Conrad in her last I think Jeremiah wanted her the whole time Conrad realized that He's jumped on I'm team Jeremiah They didn't get married They didn't get married

Because she loved Conrad more Truthfully I'm not up to season three Yeah that's a bit of a spoiler for me I'm sorry Order at my courtroom Right we need the jury I'll 800 the year edge, that is our telephone number.

3343. Spouse Edge. Text us. What do you think? Are you Team Conrad or Team Jeremiah? And as a show, we can only root for one of the brothers tonight in the series finale of the summer I turned pretty. Connie! I've just asked AI. I've asked ChatGPT. Chat Chepti thinks that

Bally should choose Jeremiah because she needs someone steady, warm and emotionally available, a love built on friendship and trust. That's up. Exactly. So, we'll take with that what you will. No. The Devos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

And the people's court is open for the finale of the summer I Turned Pretty. The final ever episode going to air tonight. Yeah, the premise of the show, it's a girl. She has to pick between two brothers. And their names are Conrad and Jeremiah. Now, I'm the judge in this case. Harrison, we just heard you really go hard for Conrad. I love Connie.

Yeah, I love some Connie. And Sean Jeremiah fan over there. Big Jergai. So we want to know from the people As a show, who should we be backing tonight? Because there will be only one brother that the Ejavos will be rooting for. The other person has to admit defeat.

Really? Yep. So we can only, this show will only back one person after this? Correct, correct. Oh, well, it's going to be Connie. So collectively we all have to change our opinion base. Correct. It's up to the people.

So during the songs we just heard, we were taking some calls. Let's quickly check in with those. Condit all the way. Oh, Steve. I found out from season one. My partner is Team Jeremiah even during season three. No. I know.

That's he figured to be a flag, honestly. Team Conrad, for sure. Another one. I just think he's way nicer, and Jeremiah is just a bit of a baby. It's not looking great for Team Jeremiah. No way. All right, let's go to our jury. Kaylee from Taronga.

Who are we rooting forward tonight? Conrad or Jeremiah? We are definitely going for Team Connie. Oh. Thank you. Thank you, Kaylee. All right. Caitlin from Auckland, do you watch the show?

Yes, I do. Okay, now I have never seen any, like, a minute of it, but God, I'm invested in this brother situation. I'd love if someone caught up who hadn't watched it, but I'm just going to throw on him based on merit. Well, I've never seen it, but I reckon Conrad sounds like the absolute perfect choice. No, you've got to watch it. Jeremiah, like, wants her from the start.

He cheered on her. Spoilers. We move past it. We all cheat a little, don't we? No. What? God. He's joking, I hope.

Caitlin, who are we voting for? What brother are we backing? Oh, Team Kondah. Team Kony Baby all the way. Connie Baby. That's majority anyway. I mean, we'll go to Kayla, though. Kayla, is it Connie Baby?

It's my dear friend, Conrad, Fisher. Thank you. What's going on, Matt? See, that's clear, Sean. It's clear literally every text. It's about Conrad. Not one, not one, dearer. Jeremiah sucks. Sean, you're an a hole.

So your sentence, Sean, for losing the poll right now, the People's Court, is you must admit defeat and you must declare that who you're rooting for tonight. And remember as a show, we've decided that's Conrad. Okay. I, Sean Hill, as a representative of the wider edge of Javos unit, support team Connie tonight. And I hope that Belli chooses him. So you're saying you're going to root with Connie? love to root with team Connie. Always root with Connie.

Thanks man. Not always. Much of the time. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. But it is Wednesday and Wednesday means one thing and one thing only. 100th. Stamwerk!

0800 the Edge. What's your Stan Walker story? We're 22 weeks deep people. 22 weeks of every single Wednesday asking for your degree of separation to Stan Walker and so far it has never failed us. Yeah, now, yeah, we've done this for a long time, but you know, every good thing comes to an end. No, not that us.

This could be the week that Altero has run out of times have seen Stan Walker. Like, it's going to happen eventually. And it could be what week did you say we're up to, Sean? 22. It could be week 22. It's like, we're like, we're in a real sweet spot in the first 10 weeks.

Now, I reckon, I reckon it's almost done, guys. No, it can't end until Stan, gets back to Stan Walker that we're doing this and he one day calls up or files a restraining order. Yeah, I think that last one. I think he's probably already heard about this segment and he's probably like, that's weird. Well, it came from the theory

that every New Zealander has a Stan Walker story. Now you might be thinking, I don't have a Stan Walker story. Not true. You don't have a good Stan Walker story. But you have a Stan Walker story. Like, my friend was next to him at BK. Right?

That's what we're after. This one won last week. We live in Wanganui, and I ran out of games right before the round about and it had to be Stan Walker that helped push us into that guess. He pushed you in! He helped push and he helped push and he helped push and I'm like oh my God out of all people it had to be Stan Walker.

That was a great story. Yeah, the more degrees the better. We would have also accepted my friend's mum ran out of petrol and Stan Walker pushed her car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're open to any, any kind of degree. I drove part, my friends drove part. Stan Walker helping someone get their car pushed. Yeah.

That's another degree. What about my friend drove past Stan Walker just putting petrol in his own car. Oh, that's a great story. That's good story. We'd also accept that. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And degree.

StanWark! We're looking for the loosest Stan Walker story out there. We're in week 22 of this. We firmly believe that every Kiwi has a Stan Walker story. Whether it's good or not, you know, that's in the eyes of the beholder. Yes, we've got three people waiting on hold. lined up with great stories, but a quick little shout out to this text to 3343. I know my next-door neighbour's auntie who's got a sister who knows a guy from work,

whose brother helped Stan's mum find her neighbour's cat's dog. I wonder if that one's real. I think we're taking the piss a little bit. But it's a lot of degrees. We take this segment very seriously. Very seriously. Yeah, in fact, we were just talking when the songs were playing, we should start sending out certificates every week.

Producer Nurse Sam, is that something we can work on? and have like a weekly Stan Walker story winner and they get a certificate. Sure, yes, I can whip it up easy as. One of us can pretend to be Stan Walker and sign up. Can we get some headshots of Stan Walker and get them to sign them and then give them away? That's a good idea. It's a good idea.

We'll work on this, work on this. Take this off line. But let's go to the phones from Christchurch. Emma is here with a story. Oh, if you could just turn down your radio there in the background. Thank you, Emma. What is your Stan Walker related story, please? Sorry, what was that?

Your Stan Walker's story. When you're ready? Go ahead. A couple, like a year ago, we're in the same group at go-karting as Stan Walker. Oh. Wow, that's amazing. That's pretty cool. That's quite random?

Yes, it was, yeah. So I told me to us, you've showed up on a day with some friends, and it's like a group. They just add random groups together, and Stan happens to me. Who is he with anyone? Yeah. He was with some friends there, I think. Was he any good? It was kind of like we didn't really, like, talk to him or anything.

It was just, yeah. Did he go-car. Was he fast? I actually can't remember if we beat him or not great story great story it's perfect Emma that's actually made it so unmemorable

can't remember but he was there alright Joseph is here with a story to do with Stan Walker what's your yarn there Joseph hey yes I'm from a Portuguese and me and my mate

we were trying to think of someone that we could collaborate with for making a perfume and so we just contacted him and he flew over from Australia and met us in Auckland, and then he made his human range, which is now in the chemist warehouse and everywhere. Oh.

Wow. Joseph, first off, incredible story, almost too good for this segment? It's quite good. It's a very good story. It's a very good story. What did it smell like? Yeah, it's nice. It's nice and musky.

So we've got some cinnamon undertone. It's good. Can you still buy that? You can still buy it, yeah. Wow. I don't we make that the prize of degrees of stats? Oh, I like it. You get the certificate and the perfume.

That is 10. Or save money, one spray of the perfume on each certificate. That is so good. Because, you know, budgets, budgets. Amazing. Thank you, Joseph. All right, you are a contender. We do have one more caller.

Te'awea, what is your Stan Walker story? Tiawe, sorry. So, I was, it's a rack. I was a bit of a Stan Walker stalker. My daughter, he was in Fangeree, and my daughter's mother-in-law was working at the butter factory, which is a bar. And my daughter happened to be there. So she met him, had a photo with him, posted it to me on Facebook,

and then I posted it saying, oh, my daughter's finally met her dad, you know, like this big joke. And then she tags him in it, and then he laugh emojis it. How embarrassing. Oh, you saw it. Amazing. Wow. All right, that is a very good story, Tiawe. Let's go to the judging panel.

I like Tiawe's one. Yeah, I love that one. We've also got Emma, who was in the go-karting in the same group years ago. Can't remember if he was good or bad. Joseph made a perfume with him. I kind of, I personally like the go-karting one. They're in the same group. She doesn't remember it.

She's no idea what happened. But they were just there? Okay, it's funny that none of us are saying Joseph, which is clearly the best story. Joseph's just got a good story. I'm voting Tialwe. Harrison's voting Emma. Steph, I think you've got a bit. I think I've got, I'm so sorry, but I'm going, Emma.

The go-karting story. Emma, congratulations. You are degrees of Stan Walker champion. Awesome, thank you. Certificate currently in development. I'm trying to get a perfume. It will be coming to you sometime this year. Awesome, thank you.

Spaceless. He was like, save the poster. I don't need that. Your Arvost, Head Harder, with Sean. Steph and Harrison The Edge Guys I lost my Marketplace

V plates last night I've been thinking I've had this TV sitting upstairs in my house and I've wanted to sell it but I don't know what to do because marketplace is quite scary It really scares me

Because from what you guys say about it It's quite overwhelming It's lawless The Doldrons of Society Yeah But you guys helped me out a bit yesterday And kind of Inspired me to go ahead

And list this TV Amazing great Okay, so it's up there. People can now pest you for even more and ask you, is this thing available? Yeah. Use this thing's available. That's why it's on here.

But what were some of the rules and stuff you guys told me to do? Treat everyone else terribly because they will do that to you. It's the jungle Harrison. If you're a gazelle, you'll get eaten by the lion. You've got to be the bigger lion, man. It's the doldrums of society. People are going to treat you badly.

They're going to say, hey man, I'll come pick it up. You know what? They're not showing up, man. Yeah. So you set up 10 people to come pick it up. If they don't make it, too bad. Tell we operate. On the listing, you've got to be detailed.

You've got to have every single measurement you can think of and then think of other ones because everyone want to know every single detail about every single thing about the TV, the size of it, the width of it, like all of it, what branded is, what year it was, is there a battery in the remote? Blah, blah, blah, blah. Make sure everything's on the listing. And so when people annoy you with these questions, just be like, read the goddamn list. I mentioned it yesterday, I'm selling a couch at the moment.

Someone legitimately messaged me and asked, will this fit in a Suzuki Swift? And I said, how did you get to this point in life without dying? Of course it won't fit in a Suzuki Swift. It's a couch. Sorry. No, thank you. And that's been super helpful for me,

you guys saying all this stuff. And I've taken that all in, and I know it's my first time, but I kind of think I've hacked the system. Like I've hacked Facebook Marketplace. Okay. All I'll say is, no word of a lie, 3,000 messages.

Well, 2,800 is something, but about 3,000 messages I've received since posting it last night. Oh. That's the opposite of what you want. Yeah. Pretty good though, I I mean, if it was a numbers game, sure.

Is that not annoying you? Why don't you just pick one of them and sell the TV? I don't know, I'm kind of rolling it. I quite like the attention. He's an influencer. He's a marketplace influencer. Just pick one. Just pick the one that will come tomorrow

and give you the money and then it's done. Okay, do you want to hear the post? Sure. So I'll read the post and show you the photo and show exactly what I did. So I said, Hi there, first timer. It's pretty good, just my first time here.

85 inch This is the TV we're talking about 85 inch It's not an 85 inch It's not an 85 inch Samsung 3 centimetre thin 2025 model

All streaming platforms incorporated Pick up anytime from 7 32 BZ Street, Auckland 100 Wait but that's not describing the TV you're trying to sell That's not the TV you're trying to sell

You've put a stock image of an 85 inch TV Which you do not own Your TV you're selling is like 30 inches. I know. So 3,000 idiots have been messaging me like crazy. Because the TV's a TCL TV. I've had it for 10 years. It's 34 inches.

You're scamming them. This is what you're... No, it's hacking. Hacking the system. No, scamming. Stuff the government, you know? We're trying to hack the system. Get our money back.

It's got a red line vertically down the TV. It's a bit fuzzy. And all the buttons are faded off the remote. And so I was fine with that. That's all good. I think the hack is fine. I miswrote $100.00. I did

$1.00. $1.00. A dollar. Okay. So, I got lots of messages. Do you want to hear some of them? Please. I like the TV. How's it that cheap?

What a bargain. I want now, please. Can we negotiate a smaller price? I'm outside your house. I'll transfer you $1,000 once I've picked it up. You're an idiot. Liar. So I feel a bit stink Because I've done a bit of a hack here

And I've been out in the marketplace And I'm getting a tax For putting a dollar on by accident Okay let's quickly bring an anonymous here Voiceless guys are on You've got a bit of a tip for people Using Marketplace for the first time Yes, I do

Alright, how does with that? Well, anybody really Well, if they say they're going to sort out the postage, don't believe them I got scammed with it Oh not, how much? Five and a half grand

For postage Oh no Gee what was it a horse If only Oh god It was a beauty product Beauty product Okay that does happen

If you're buying marketplace I think a good tip Thanks for Anonymous Is meet in person Don't give your address Until they're on their way Don't go giving your address Out willy nilly

Make sure that they're on their way Like 10 minutes before arrival How are they not? that my house is 32 Beazey Street, Auckland. And pay cash as well. I think you're the problem here. So I think if you don't want to end up thinking you're buying this TV and then you shop to Harrison's house.

Filling attack from you guys. I'm just new. I don't know how this works. I don't know how this works. Okay. All right. Should I add another zero on it? No, I think you put a picture of the actual TV on there. Nah, it's not a good TV. Okay. Your Arvos head harder

with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Harrison was filling us in on a bit of hijinks that went down at the Emmys on Monday. Yeah, there's a TV called The Studio, an Apple TV, it won 13 Emmys, and there's an episode within the studio TV show, where there's this award show happening, and Seth Rogen, the main character, sorry, is such a long explanation, Seth Rogen, the main character, is the head of the studio,

and wants to get thanked by all the actors, but doesn't. And instead, they thank his friend that he brings along, where gets on the piss with everybody, Sal Sapristeen. And so everybody thanks Sal Saprstein. And now at the real-life Emmys, as a joke, everyone is thanking Sal Sapkestine. I think I should thank Sal Sapkrastine. Come on, Dan. Sal Saprstein.

It's such a long compilation. You can sit on TikTok if you want, but it got us thinking. We want to thank someone. And it could be you listening. We want to dedicate not just today's show, but every show henceforth for an entire week, entirely to you. Yeah, and it'll just be kind of as subtle as that. Like, Rabbit's Show, thanks guys for listening, and thank you, Kevin Smith. Yeah.

Okay, I love it. Alex, Alex, sorry, Alex, sorry, Alec, I won't be thinking Alex, Alec from Auckland joins us. How are you? I'm getting you. Oh, I love already. It's getting a great vibe. Very polite, isn't he? I'm picking up on a set out of reconnecting to the Alec. Is that what I'll be right in thinking that?

Oh, yeah, Brew. I'm from South Africa. Brilliant. I was sitting next to a South African watching the rugby the other day at the Springbox game and I jokingly said, Got any Bill Tongue, mate? Which I thought was fine.

I thought it was fine. And he said yes, and he pulled out a bag of Bill Tongue that he made himself and we shared it together and it was delicious. Oh my gosh. Beautiful. All right, Alex, so you reckon you should be the one that we thank every single show.

Why is that? Well, I am a truck driver. So I've driven at least 25 different cars. and all of them have been changed to the edge at their main radio station because I'm so dedicated to listening. 20. 25, 25. That's amazing.

And I'm 25. A bit of connection there. Wow. I like that. So thanks to Alex. Alec. Crying out loud. Okay.

Sorry. Alec. Alec the saffa. He's the guy that wears glasses too. It's actually unbelievable. Is it Alec the Sapphire or do you guys use your actual name? First name, last name there. Alec.

Alec de Saffa. Alex the Saffer. He doesn't want to reveal it. Fair enough. Alec the Saffer. And thanks to Alec the Saffa. Okay. Is Saffer racist?

No, I don't reckon. I give you guys permission. Okay. Okay. All right. What do we do, guys? Are we locking in Alec the Saffer? I'm happy with Alec the Saffer?

Yeah? I think you should dedicate this bit to Alec the Saffer. Oh, yeah. Well, this break is dedicated to Alex the Saffer. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I read books to my son before he goes. to bed and I've noticed that it's really hard for him to sit still and listen because

I think it's my performance. I am not mastering it. I'm new to this. I've got a almost year and a half year old boy at home and highlight of my night but he can't have a bar of it. So that's why I leaned on you Harrison on the show yesterday to kind of hear how I'm performing some of these stories and you gave me some feedback. Yeah it was a it was an air saw to put it nicely. Was that putting it nicely? I guess it was the nice version. Yeah, yeah. It's just like the way you're reading it,

I was like, man, if I was your 16-month-old Rocco, I'd smack the book in your face. I'd be like, shut up and get out, mum. That's just what I'd say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm feeling that vibe from him. I feel like I could do a bit of job. Question, have you thought about outsourcing?

I know there were a lot of good audio books of children's books. You could chuck on like, who's the guy does Harry Potter? Oh, Stephen Fry. Yeah, sorry Stephen Frye's probably done the hungry caterpillar or something, put that on her. No, I'd like to still do it, but I'd like to still do it, but I just do need to get better at it.

But I did take on some advice. I've got audio from my performance last night, reading a book called Mighty Mo. And Harrison, your advice to me was to kind of yell a bit and put on a British accent. Well, not yelling, just be British. Do you put a weppy coming up? Oh, no more.

Not so hard. Hmm. Maybe I should try something else. I can do that. I'll be more the less, more king of sprinkles. Do you like that voice?

You do? He nodded. He actually nodded. I'm genuine. Before we get into this, I mean... He smiled and nodded. I was like, oh my God, okay. I bet just in a case study, if you just spoke to your kid like that every single night, would they develop a cockney accent?

He was staring at me. He was so confused what was happening. I was like, do you like it? He's like nodding. Wow. So that's why I want to come back to you, Harrison, because I feel like we're onto something good here and what other advice can you give me? But I've got so much advice for this.

Do you want another impression you can do, another way to read it? Yes, please. Okay. I've got the Harry MacLeary books in front of you, if that's okay. Okay, let's try Harry MacLerry. Out the gate, enough for a walk, when Harry McClary from Dawson's Derry. Do you sound like an American doing a voiceover for a movie trailer?

Yeah, this is a bit like that. I don't hate it. The trailer, you try it. Ah, ahem. Out of the gate, an offer a walk when Harry MacLerry from Donaldson's Derry. I don't know. I don't get it. Because of American stuff, a lot of stuff's American that we consume, you know, on TV and stuff,

as well as it's kind of doing that. We'll skip that. You're not really feeling that one, right? This one, you'll be good at this one after the British thing. Well, the guy did a fluke when Harry McClary with Dalinderry. So it's like a wacky kid presenter. Okay. You try it.

Yeah, it's a wacky kids present. Yeah, a wacky. Kids love wacky. I love to get an off for a walk. When I'm gonna be glary from... You know what? You know what I'm calling actually? I'm trying this down before someone gets down.

Yeah, I reckon that was too far actually. Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Today's unanswerable question. The Would You Rather? I've got quite a tough one. Would you rather receive a hard? receive a hundred bucks for every pizza you eat for the rest of your life.

Yeah, that sounds pretty good. Seems pretty good, right? Yeah. Or receive $100 for every hour of workout completed for the rest of your life. So the reason this is difficult is obviously the pizza's going to be easier. You can make a lot more money, but are you going to shorten your life by just smashing pizzas? You don't know that? I do know that.

You don't know that. It morbidly obeys your life thing goes down significantly. It's actually really hard to smash. your whole pizza. That's another thing. Because how many slices in a pizza, eight? I reckon I can do six, last two, it's a push. Really? I'd do two pizzas in a sitting, I reckon. No, probably not. I'm exaggerating,

but one I could do. I reckon you can smash back quite a bit, Sean. I remember when we were in Queenstown, like, what do we, like everywhere we went, you've got two pies, you get two burgers. Like, you always doubled down things. I'm a hungry boy. You put it away, eh? Yeah, yeah. You're so right. It surprised me. I'm a hungry boy, yeah.

A good boy. Growing boy. Growing boy. It's still growing. 30 years old. Not really, but yeah. I'm going to say personally the workout one because it's a good motivation to work out. You know how hard it is to get motivated to work out? What was the motivation?

What was the workout one again? 100 bucks if you workout for an hour. So it's 100 bucks for one pizza or an hour of workout for the rest of your life. So the workout one, you're probably not going to make as much money, but you're going to be way healthier. Well, who's to say? I mean, it's going to take an hour to eat a pizza. That's true. And I guess...

You can't work out for two hours, but you can't eat two pizzas in two hours, can you? Well, either way you're going to make it your life, aren't you? Because it's going to be your job. You either become a person who trains to be able to eat eight pizzas a day or you train to be able to work out eight hours a day. Yeah. I reckon I probably make enough. I reckon I make probably enough here and $100 every night for pizza is probably just some spending money.

So you're paid to have dinner. Yeah. So I wouldn't like give up my life to eat pizza for $100 bucks. It's like, 100. Yeah, no, not with my time. And how good would it be to be about I'm a bit hungry? what shall I have? I'll just smash a pizza

because then I'll get a hundred bucks. Yeah. Because I don't know what you all go to celery's on, but like... Can you share it? What, you think you make too much money? Oh, God, the amount of money I make is just kind of phenomenal, so... It's hard to know what to do with it all.

Truly. Yeah. I think I go the workout one so that I... Because I end up, it's the only way I'm really going to get wrapped. I can't eat a pizza anyway. Is anyone else listening to just super hungry right now? I'm one pizza. I'm one pizza.

You're a working pizza. Okay. Damn. Anyway, let us know what you think. 3, 3, 4, 3, 4, 3. It's The Edge. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Hey, welcome to the podcast outro, a little bit extra that didn't quite make the radio show, a little bit maybe not safe for work sometimes. Today's exceptionally not safe, especially. Uh-oh. Especially not safe. Oh, no. Both exceptionally and especially. I came across this on TikTok, and I thought it would be quite an interesting.

I love languages. I think the fact that we all speak different languages in the world is a beautiful thing. And I saw this and it made me laugh. Hey, Google, how do you say a seal pushed me into a shower in French? In French, that's, a fuck my pussy in a douche. Cool. Nah, come on. That's no way.

So when I... I fucked the pussy. I lived in France for a bit. I did a school exchange there, and the host family that I was living with, their youngest was seven at the time. And she thought it was the funniest thing that seal is Lefouc in French. And she was like, Lefoufouc. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

And they just brought back that memory. So funny. Put's pussy. Let's get one more time. Hey, Google, how do you say a seal pushed me into a shower in French? In French, that's, fuck my pussy in a douche. Cool.

A fuck my pussy. That's classic. I love, the Dutch language is my favorite for that. Whenever you meet someone in Dutch, um, fucking in the kitchen is, is Noikin and de Gurkin. Oh, fun.

Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. I love that. And, um, spank me daddy in Dutch is gif me in clap papa. How do you know these? You're insane. I've got a lot of history with Dutch people. Did you know that, um... Giff me in clap papa?

Okay. Do you know that suck my cock? And Moldy is suck my cock. That's a classic. That's a real classic. That's a good gag. Do you want to talk any more about this? I've got another thing to talk about.

Oh, no, please, I'm done. Just really? Is that I was feeling that? Anyone's got anything else? Yeah, I know, that was that. It was a joke for ages. That's it. I was just going to say, guys, do you guys ever get grossed out by these fucking mic socks?

Oh, yeah, if you don't know, we've got microphones, and every single time we come in the studio, we've got different, like, mic covers that have our names on them, so in our videos you can see it. What do you mean? Like, I don't know. You're quite dusty. Mine is very dusty, but I even see you, Steph. Now, Steph is a very experienced radio announcer, very good at talking very close to the microphone, so good that you always kind of lips the microphone, or your nose is a real.

around it. That's true. Does it ever, like, gross, you out? I mean, it's your microphone. No, it's my, it's my sock. But they's just gross, like, I feel like I'm going to get pimples around my nose or something. I don't know because my nose or it, because I've, like, you mentioned the other day, you were like, I listened to some of the show and you're really quiet, Harrison.

I was like, yes, because I'm always back here. Like, you're really going to be up here. I'm really out there. My lips touch. My lips are always touching. So right now, touch, touch, touch. Yeah, that's, I don't get that close. And see, I'm just like, I just feel like I'm going to get some fucking infection or something.

Oh, you will. You will. You don't want to. No, yeah, it'll work fair. I'll tell you what, the other day, I got real close to my mic, and I was like, oh, this mic sock smells quite nice today. And then I looked at it, and it was Clint's one. Oh. So I basically patch Clint, because I know he lipses his mic socks.

I was a great compliment for Clint. So his mic sock smells nice, which I imagine Clint smells. I reckon he, like, treats it, though. Clint's the kind of guy, definitely put some spray under something. Oh, like when you leave your, and intentionally leave your hoodie at a girl's house, but you spray something on it. Yeah, I don't know.

He's like dissolving fishermen's friends. Maybe that's where your fisherman's friends went. And then he's dissolving it and then he's putting it into one of those spray bottles. Fuck, that will be it. Spraying it at the end of the show. And also if you ever want it on a new sock mic, there's a box out of the producer full of like Stephs and Sean's. There's so many new ones.

Really? Heaps of sure. Why? That's actually, you know what it is? This one's falling apart. It's heaps of Sean, Steph and Sharon's. Oh, Randa. Yeah, I haven't got one.

It's the only one and it's grossing me out. I want another one. They're really banking on the show not working out. Because I don't know if you can wash these or not. I think it's, no, yeah, because during COVID, the boss at the time would always take the sock, Mike Sox home every week and wash them. It's very cute. I'm going to change mine right now. Here's the sound it makes.

That's fun. Isn't that also crazy that? It's gross. And because I've never seen that box before. It's a new box sitting out there. Guys, I think they want Sharon to come back. Oh. I think because they've done very new.

They're very new. Maybe. Maybe it's for her new podcast, potentially. Maybe. Yeah, but they even had like Nurse Sam in there, like Team Nurse Sam's. Oh, wow. Harrison. Fuck.

Have got something before we wrap it up? Oh yeah. Did you know? So before your fiancé, Jenny and your girlfriend, Sarah Lee, for work, do you kiss goodbye? Yeah. Good. Because men who kiss their wives before leaving for work. Neither are us married.

Live an average of five years longer than people that don't kiss their misses goodbye. I mean, where's the signs and that? Instagram. Yeah. How do they do that study? These are these studies, eh? And you look into it and it's like, oh, it's like 100 people were asked in a survey and it's like...

Yeah. Maybe it's more about people live longer if they're like have a partner. Or like they're happy. Yeah, I feel like that makes sense. Maybe. Isn't that nice? So if you're listening, don't smooch each other

before you leave, then if you want to live longer, then now I'll, you know how... Do you know, Jenny lives quite early, my fiance, and I'm always asleep when she leaves. And she comes back and wakes me out with a kiss. Yeah. Which I think is beautiful and annoying. Wakes you up.

She comes back and she goes, fuck me off. Yeah, me a little bit, but I can't say that. Oh my cute a story. She goes, bye-bye. I'm like, what? Oh, I'm awake again. Yeah, see ya. I remember someone that worked on breakfast television on TVNZ for a while, long time.

His partner, so they're up so early. They're like alarms going off at like in the 2 o'clock or 3 a.m or something crazy to be on breakfast with makeup and all the rest of it. Like TV ready. And he would wake up at 3 a. 3 a.m. Get ready. Shower. Dittada.

And then meanwhile, his partner's getting up, making him breakfast. So amazing. So they like eat together before they leave because otherwise they just would never see each other. Yeah, it's a big sacrifice to like And then like obviously they'd just go back to bed Yeah, isn't that so beautiful Yeah, it's beautiful My partner would never do that for me

I would never do that for my partner No It's very special I don't think most people would I don't want to have breakfast and go back to bed Yeah It's running my whole chat It's lovely, it's lovely staying awake

To have this chat Nah, I'm awake Okay, well, don't be We're done Oh sweet, enjoy We'll be back tomorrow Hopefully unless those chair and podcast mics are an omen

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