The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #151: ‘Catch Me for R&V’ live in Dunedin with Harrison!

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

Fri-YAY! EZ Money Love at first sight 😱❤️ Catch up with our friend sneaky Scarlett Catch Me For R&V ♫ Catch up with Connor & his Black Ferns tattoo Steph’s weekend motivation 5 Star Fact Arvo Polo Challenge Up early for the Black Ferns Sean’s neighbours kept him up allllll night..😱🤣 Would you rather? Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, thanks for clicking on the podcast. Today on the show, we touched base with one of our callers from yesterday, who we definitely put a riff between her and her mum after pranking them. So we see how that goes. Yeah.

Also, we talked about love at first sight stories, which was very, very wholesome. I love. I love, love, love, love, love, love, live, love, live, life, love. And Harrison, any moments that stood out to you? Yeah, I got chased and groped by 100 students today. That's all the info on that that we're going to give. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Yeah. Harrison is live from Dunedin today. I'm going to live with you, man. There is a slight delay on your end, and it does make that quite punishing. It's slight, but it's definitely there. I think that song was invented here at Dunny. done so I'm happy to be here. What I'm feeling it, guys.

If you're wondering why Harrison is down there, it's because we're going to strap R&V tickets plus camping, plus $500 to him and send him around, what was it, North Park? North Ground Park in the United at 4pm. So get there for, just before 4 I'd say, line up. And Harrison, any kind of clues that you can give to people on the way

you're going to be running away from them for them to chase you? Steph, I'm going to really change the game here. I'm thinking I'm not going to give it all away, but I'm still weighing up whether to go left or right first. So yeah, come down. Try and figure it out, but it's going to be a bit of a brain buster, guys. I reckon you should cartwheel. Yeah, I feel like I'll do one.

I'll feel like on cartwheel, I'll stand up and then they'll be there. So I feel like I'm just going to run somehow. But a part of all or something. This is a good point. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge. Easy money is the game.

We'll give you a letter between E and Z. 30 seconds. 10 questions answer each one with a word or phrase starting with the letter we've given you and you'll win a thousand dollars, all thanks to BNZ. All right, let's go to Oamaru to Ralphie, who's currently listening at the airport on Rover. Fancy, Ralphie, how are you?

Ralphie. Oh, sorry, did I not press your button? My bad. Hi, Ralphie. Hello. Ralphie, you am in Dunny, done by any chance? or going here? No, I'm Christchurch.

Close enough. Cool, I just thought we could have... That would be good to catch up with you, ma'am, that's all right. No, no, no, I don't need pity. I'm busy anyway, so I've got stuff to do it. Robbie, are you one of these fancy people like Harrison with a Qura membership? Must be nice, so. No, I wish. I wish.

Well, I mean, it is a lot of money that I pay for that, and I don't know if it's fancy because it never gets given to me. You know what? Isn't it in your guys' media works contracts? you get courting membership? Sure, I should be. So I never got that, so I'm pretty gutted about that. Must be nice for you guys.

Or someone who has been to the Kudu Lange with Harrison, I don't think anyone makes use of it more than Harrison does. He stumbles out of there. It's great. It's like an all-you-can-eat restaurant. He's like, challenge accepted. It's worth the money, guys. Just invest.

True, true, true, true. All right, Ralphie, 30 seconds on the clock. Your letter for easy money will be E. E for... Beautiful. Excellent. E-4. for Eelope. E for Eggs Benedict.

Okay, Ralphie, so your letter's E. We need 10 answers from you to these 10 categories, beginning with that letter. If you get stuck, you can say pass, and hopefully we'll have time to get back to that one. No repeated answers, and your time will begin when I finish saying the first category. Are you ready, Ralphie? Yes, I'm ready. Okay. Here we go. For a thousand bucks with the letter E, Ralphie, please name for us a character

Pass Something you can drink Eggnog A multi-millionaire A plus Yep something you can find in your pocket Ear wax An occupation

Who Isfusion A business term Pass Something with wings Time Eagle That was hard

That was a very hard That wasn't very hard on yeah Yeah Ralph I think the most hardest part to hear was you sick bastard putting earwax in your pocket. That is crazy, Ralphie. And Ralphie's the fans... You would find that. You could find it in your pocket.

I don't know if you could, Ralphie. I don't know if you could, Ralphie. I don't know if you do, though, mate. You can't litter. Yeah, don't litter. This is crazy. It's nice to learn a little bit more about our listeners today, Ralphie. You're a fantastic human being.

safe travels to Christch today and a hundred dollars thanks to B&Z coming your way as well my friend Nice thank you That was fun You're all good Before we leave Harrison How many did you give them out of 10

Four Four four four The one was the character The first one I only got Easter Bunny It was real hard to think of a character Elsa Frozen

Favorite movie ever Frozen too Remember when I made you guys Watch it? We loved it Yeah In cognacio Huh It's from Nacho Libre

Oh okay Anyway 100 bucks things to BNZ they can help you master your money so you can start acing whatever you're doing from day one. Big shout out to BNZ for helping us with easy money

and it's back Monday 3pm. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Right now we're talking Love at First Sight. Is it real? Actress Olivia Coleman feels so. I feel so.

I and my therapist do not. Of course you don't. I don't. I don't and you know my therapist who I spent a lot of time with by the name of Chat GPT doesn't believe in it either.

Here's my thing. I believe in lust at first sight. I believe you can see someone and go, damn! That is an attractive person and I can see a future with them because I think they're attractive. But you can't know anything else other than their physical looks by seeing them. So how are you going to know if you love them at first sight or not? I've seen some people who are like, I'm going to marry that person and they open their mouth.

And I go, God, no, I'm not. Why? What happens to open their mouths? We're not compatible. Okay, that's a polite way to say. Yeah, we're not compatible or something else. Or the, I don't know. So Chatsy BT said, yeah, lust and projection at first sight.

Absolutely a thing. Your brain tries to fill the blanks, but you can't build love and romantic love unless you spend time together. Well, obviously, the actual, like, the meaning of the word love, yeah, it's a thing that you actually get to know of someone before you actually love them, like obviously. But it's that connection, it's that spark. It's that electrifying moment that you're like, Something just happened between us and it's, like, incredible.

So amazing. Lust, lust of it. No. Not just that. Not just that. So 3343, some great stories coming through. Here's one from Freya. My father-in-law told me I would marry his son the first time I met him. His son and I weren't even a couple at the time. We are now married almost 20 years. That's a bit weird. That's not new. That's a bit weird, isn't it? Chantelle, high school sweethearts met at 15 at the regional secondary school's athletics through a friend.

I asked for his number, which I never did, and I knew he was the one. 26 years later, married two kids. He's still my best friend and my number. Oh, no. Fifteen, you're not even old enough to make that decision. Do you understand love? My girlfriend and I met when we were 15. Locked eyes with each other and still together four years later.

Definitely a love at first sight situation. Her eyes were glistening. I love these stories. It might have been hay fever. It's got to the phones. Crystal from Christchurch. Come on, Crystal. Let's talk Sean into it.

Love at First Side exists. Hi. What's your story? Yes, it does. I met my partner just at a park with a friend and we're up 17 and kind of said to my friend oh I like him

so we got locked in the car and just got talking and 12 years later we're still together engaged with two kids okay do you know Crystal that's beautiful I don't want to take anything away from that story I think it's lovely you've even said in your story that you look to him

you're like he's all right it wasn't love at first sight it's not the spot It's not a thing. I agree, Crystal, that you guys built a bond. That's beautiful. It's not love at first sight. It is, Sean.

No, it is. It is. It is. All right, Charlotte from Parmy, maybe you can talk him into it. What's your experience with love at first sight? Oh, well, 10 years ago, I met my husband, now, now husband. At a new year's party at my house and saw him and was like, yeah, I will marry that guy. And then proceeded to sit on his lap and pull his leg, his out.

And sure enough, 10 years later, we are married. See? And have forever to go. When you know, you know. Okay, look, Charlotte. It's a weird thing to ask on the over. You've got me. I've got nothing to say to that. You've taken my words away.

You said, I love this guy. You just sat on his lap and pulling his leg hairs out, and now you're married. That is crazy. See, and if that's not peripheral, and I don't know what is. Yeah, I've got no rebuttal to that. That's insane. Don't try that. If we're trying to get with someone this weekend, don't go for that approach.

You work for Charlotte? We'll not work for anyone else. Just ask for consent before you go plucking hairs out, I reckon. Your Ivo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. But we've got to touch base with one listener. Her name is Scarlett. Yesterday on the show, we got this call from her.

I really hope my parents aren't listening. But I'm really impatient and I can't sit and know that my presents are under the Christmas tree. So when they leave, I unwrap them. Look what my prison is and then rewrap them so that they don't know. Something in my bones is saying that we need to get your mum on And you need to tell her, you need to confess. So we convince Scarlett to call her mom. Okay.

Minasalo. Manissa, hello. Sean Stephen Harrison here on the Edge radio station. We've got your daughter Scarlett and she'd like to confess something to you. Okay. Mom, I have a secret. What's the secret? For like the past five years, when you guys put the Christmas presents under the tree,

I unwrapped them, look what they are, and then rewrap them so you don't know. What? No. No. I've known all along. fake surprises. Well, you're very good at faking it then. So Scarlett was on the phone to her mom saying this.

Her mum was inside the house. Scarlett was right outside the house. Hadn't been home yet. They then had to go and have dinner together and enjoy the night. So we thought, just health check, mental health check. Scarlett joins us back on the show. Are things okay? Hello?

Yes, things are okay. Okay. We came to an agreement that she's just going to wrap up random boxes now. Until the day of. of Christmas? That's actually a good idea because you can't help yourself. You've done five years of a sneaky peekie with the presents under the tree. And she still wants to have stuff under there for you.

So this is a good solution. Was she, once she was finished being on the radio with us, Scarlett? Was she angry or was she not? She found it more funny than angry, to be honest. Oh, go. She wasn't too angry about it yet. Oh, thank God. Oh, that's great news.

another question Scarlett obviously if she's wrapping up fake boxes you know she's hiding the present somewhere else will you go hunting for them? Most probably unless she locks them away somewhere that I can't access So she needs a safe locking key

You're ruining it for yourself Although it is similar to me I love reading the last chapter of a book first or like looking up the plot of a movie first Are you a bit like that? Yeah definitely I need to know what happens to be able to process it.

Yes. I'm like that too. I'm like that too. Why do we do this to ourselves, Scarlett? Stop it right now, Scarlett and Steph. I know. Well, best of luck this weekend. I hope your mum still remains not mad at you.

And I've got to be great to catch up again around Christmas time just to really see how you're going. For sure, for sure. Great. Great job, Scarlett. We'll give you a movie pass. Thank you. So you can repair that relationship with you and your mum as well.

Go to the movies this weekend. All right, cool. Thanks, Scarlett. Bye-bye. Thanks, bye. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. And we have your chance to catch Harrison. He's in Dunedin right now. If you are in Dunners, head down to Great North. So North Ground Park.

North Ground Park. Right now, you've got 10 minutes to get there at 4 p.m. He'll be running across the field, actually maybe about 5 past 4. So you've got a bit of time to get there. And attached to him, he will have Rhythm and Binds tickets. with a camping pass, two of them, and $500 cash strapped to him. So you can go to RMVC, Kid Cuddy, Wilkinson, Good Neighb, and so many more. All you need to do is catch Harrison next.

And tickle him. You don't have to tackle him. We've been neglecting to tell people about the tickling part. I think that's pretty crucial to how to win. So Harrison, are you ready to be chased and tickled? No, it's freezing, guys. I don't like it here, eh? Yeah, I've just looked up the temperature.

A beautiful day though in Dunners, but it is a brisk 9 degrees. Yeah, it's very cold. I just want to clarify off your comment there, Steph. No tickling, please. Because that will turn into assault from my end. And I don't, it's just from the reactions of tickling, I can just fight back pretty quickly. So please no tickling.

Okay, well, can you at least promise the people some cartwheels or something while you're running away? I'll jazz it up a bit, you know? I'll do, yeah, but Steve, this is hard work. I'll do one cartwheel, okay? Yes. I'm a bit nervous. They're like, I reckon for 40 to 50 people right now. Poor.

And it's early. It's early. It's still about 15 minutes. The biggest problem I reckon, the biggest condition is that the grass is quite wet and slippery. Hmm. That's dangerous. Did you bring your rugby sprigs or you didn't? I tried to.

I couldn't get them through airport security. Yeah. So I've got a real good feeling. I'm going to take three steps and slip on my ass and they're, all going to doggie pile on me. Oh thank God there's going to be a live stream so the rest of the country can watch you do that because that's going to bring a lot of people a lot of joy this afternoon. So get

down there if you're into need and you've put about 15 minutes north ground park and Dunnors 500 bucks cash and that double pass to R&V as well to see Kikuddy, Wilkinson, Good Neighbours list goes on catch Harrison and can you talk to someone there and is anyone stretching or warming up or I'm trying to talk to people but they're not very chatty

I think they've all kind of like locked into game play. Well, you're the prey, aren't you? Like, it's like... You don't want to get to know a pig that you're about to butcher, is what I'm saying. And I've literally, I reckon I've walked past all of them and go, hi, and they just like, look at me, then look away. I'm like, oh, no, they're about to get me. They're out the huts, man.

Yeah, they're on the huts. All right, to be next. Get down to Great North Park in Dunedin. North Ground Park. Why do I keep saying Great North Park? North Ground Park in Dunedin. Harrison's going to be running next. Good luck, my friend.

Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Harrison Keith, who's about to be tackled by about 100 strangers in Dunedin, running through North Ground Park with $500 cash and a double pass to R&V strapped to him, Harrison. How are you guys? Better than you. We are loving the live stream.

The Edge NZ's on TikTok. Beautiful day in Dunners, isn't it? Stuck. It's gorgeous. It's a gorgeous. day and I was like giving away my tactics and there's someone from this crowd of people were watching the live streams where they hurt me

it's obvious to change last minute no I know it's drama how many people are lined up ready to chase you Harrison do any count them all? Nah I reckon just eyeball in I'm gonna say I'm gonna say close to 50 people

okay close to 50 people only one of them will be the first to catch you to win this R&V experience to celebrate great New Year's. We can not push to this live stream hard enough. Last time Harrison did this, he ended up bleeding from the mouth, just absolutely dog-piled by a bunch of people.

I can only imagine that the students in Dened who want these tickets so bad that it is life or death, that we might have a bit of... Do we have medics on hand, Harrison, if something should go wrong? Well, I actually dropped out of school at year 8 to do a bit of a nurse training for about a couple years, so I'll be alright, I'll be pretty take care of it. So let's hope you can resuscitate yourself. Yeah, that's what we're landing on.

They're very close to you. Do you know I want like a little bit of a head start? I feel like you're going to get you're getting a tackled straight away. See? And this is why I need you guys here because I don't think of this, Dove, you're right. I'm so close to them. You're so close to them.

You should maybe move a little bit away from them. All right. You run it, Harrison. When do you want us to count it down? All right. There's Gabby who works for the edge. She's standing over there. I'm going to give her a thumbs up and she's going to count down for five.

And then they're going to run. Okay. Okay. Let's go. Are you guys ready? Please wish me like. Good luck, bro. Good luck, Harrison.

Don't kill him, everyone. He's running. I can hear him running. You can see him running. They're coming. They're coming. They're coming. They're coming.

I'm quite far. That's so far behind me. Go Harrison. Keep running. Go, Harrison. I can't go. I can't wheel. I'm dropping at me.

Go. Oh, they're here. They're here. Take a huge in Z. Live stream. Oh, I hear it. Mayhem. Oh, what's got up?

Oh! He's being caught. He's been caught. He's been caught. Harrison running across a field in Dunedin with R&B tickets, $500,000 strapped to him. He's just been caught. Who's the lucky person, Harrison?

What's your name, bro? Phoenix. Phoenix, you caught it, how to feel, mate? Feels bloody good. I actually thought, guys, in all honesty, they all psyched me out. I thought they already had it, but they didn't. No, my flame they had it anyway.

Touch you first, but then bat and grab it. Oh, well, mate, you've just won a double-passed. R&Vee, 500 bucks and camping. Good on you, bro. Great fun. Great job, Phoenix. Wasn't I fast? Wasn't I fast? Wasn't I fast? Yeah, really fast. Guys, I did like the whole field. I do the whole field. Harrison, I'm actually so impressed by this because not only did you run like actually super quick, but formidable form holding the phone. Like great live stream. Just really

fantastic camera work from you. Honestly, I'm happy for Phoenix, but I'm pretty stoked with myself today. I'm the real winner here, eh? You didn't even bleak. this time. I'm so proud of you. Great job Harrison. Oh, thanks guys, thanks. All right, that was worth sending him down to Needham for. You can go back to the studio mate, good on you, good stuff.

Shop Phoenix. All the R&V details, the edge.rover.nz. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It's undressed on the edge, Sean, Steph and Harrison. It's exactly what Connor had to do yesterday to get his Blackfern's 2025

Champions tattoo. I mean, he was wearing shorts and the tattoo was on his calf muscle so he didn't really need to. It was interesting that he did drop the pants for it. Yeah, unnecessary. Unnecessary. Now, this is because Connor, Connor, Connor, God, we love Connor. We saw Connor

and his Warriors' 2025 championship tattoo go viral last week. Before the Warriors were kicked out of the competition and yeah, bit preemptive on his behalf. The Warriors didn't win, but he's stuck with his tattoo for

forever now, right? So we thought, we'd try and break the curse. Let's get him another preemptive tattoo for a team that's more likely to win. The Black Ferns. Exactly. Run for World Cup. They've won so many times before. There's no question about it, right?

We're going to win. We're playing Canada this weekend in the semifinals. Finals straight after that. Of course we'll win. Of course this will happen. So we got him in yesterday. We had a tattoo artist. They're very talented Alvina.

But before he got the tattoo, we had to check off with his mom. Hello. This is your favourite son, Connor. I'm currently on the edge right now. Yeah. I'm actually going to get a Black Fern's too. Where are you getting that? In studio. Like right now we're

on the radio. Honestly, I back the girls 120%. I'm right up behind them and I really, really think that they can do it. So you're not going to be mad at him? No, I'm fully covered in dead. Best Mama Award ever. All right, let's count them down from five. In five, four, three, two. Not ready? Not ready. Not ready.

Oh, how does that feel, Connor? Spicy. I can't even feel anything. He said he's in so much pain and he can barely talk. Oh, it's happening, guys. It's happening the Blackburn's 2025 tattoo.

Wow. And here is the reveal. So on the count of three move that bust, is that what? I think move that hand. His hand's coming up at the moment. Right, three, two, one. Move that hand.

If you want to see what this incredible Blackfern's 2025 tattoo looks like, permanently inked on Connor's leg forever, then go to Instagram, Edge Arvos. It's the first post there, you won't miss it. And share with the Blacktherns. We need them to get all the support. That's why we did it.

We didn't do anything. It's why Connor did it. Probably. Or maybe he just wanted a free tattoo. And let's touch base of them right now. Connor, welcome, mate. How's the tattoo healing, my friend? It's healing really well. Oh, that's good news. That's a relief. That's a relief. Now, any regrets so far, Connor? No, no regrets.

What are you doing to watch the game tomorrow? Because it's a big deal for you. You're probably the person who's most invested in this game out of anyone in New Zealand, 6 a.m tomorrow, The Girls Play. Are you going to be up doing a watch party? What's going on? No, so no plans. But, yeah, I definitely will be up to watch it, that's for sure. That's good, that's good. Now, we did have your mum on the show yesterday. She's very proud of you. She's covered in tats herself. And what does she think of the finished piece? I actually haven't shown her yet, just because I've been, yeah, like a little bit preoccupied.

But, yeah, she's yet to see it, but I know she'll love it anyways. Maybe you could say if it's like a real-life reveal. That could be fun. Oh, that can be fun. An unboxing, where you take the sock off. Yeah, that's a good idea. What about your mates? Is anyone like Connor, you're crazy?

What have you done? Are they all like, oh, man, what a legend? Honestly, after the Warriors one, there's no surprises. But they've been like, oh, your tattoos are addictive, eh? Like, you know, now you love getting them. I'm like, yep, yep. Yeah, it is true. For random sports teams that haven't won't yet.

You know, I'm nervous for the girls tomorrow. I'm actually more nervous for you, Connor, because I'm nervous for us, because I'm going to feel so bad if the Black Ferns are eliminated tomorrow. They won't be. I hope they won't be. But if you've got two tattoos on you that have failed championship tattoos, then that is, oh, God.

It won't be. So, Connor, this is the stats, right? Playing Canada in the morning six, say a hour time for the semifinal in the Rugby World Cup, right, the Black Ferns are. They've played Canada 19 times, Connor, We've won 17 out of those 19 times. One loss, one draw. So we're going to be fine.

No, I agree. I agree. Yeah, exactly. They are also better than they've ever been in any of those 19 times. Don't tell them that. I think they've got the best player in the world. Sure. I think they're quite good.

I do know that. Like, our last two was the loss and the drawer against them. But that's fine. Connor. That's fine. Connor. You've got this bro. You've got it this weekend.

Great work, Connor. We'll touch base with you on Monday, mate. hoping things go well. Me too. Thank you guys. Great job, dude. Have a great weekend. Thank you. You too.

Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Some weekend motivation. Now, Sean actually even inspired me because last... Yeah, last weekend, you were out there doing the mahi, sitting down at shopping malls, couches, boyfriend chairs. Oh, God, yeah. My fiancé Jeannie bought me to Sylvia Park, which is the biggest mall in New Zealand.

And don't get me wrong. I don't mind going to the mall. my partner for about 40 minutes. And then for the next two hours that we're there, I'm just like, God, what is she doing? I ended up sitting on what we call the boyfriend seat where I just sit with a bunch of men in silence and steer at my phone.

So you've inspired my weekend motivation right now because I want to talk to the people who this weekend will endure what you endured last weekend, Sean. And you'll be sitting on those chairs being like, WTF, how long does this take? Yeah. Okay, so especially you lads, I'm talking to you. This weekend, you might be at Sylvia.

Park, the base, Bayfair, Rickett and Mall, sitting outside glasses, Dick Chuba. Wondering how many outfits can one person possibly try on? I know. You're not shopping, you're not browsing, but you know what? You didn't go to the mall today for yourself. You came for love. And lunch. To sit on that bench outside the fitting rooms, holding that just jeans bag in one hand and your will to live in the other. And you know what? You won't be thanked. You would even be remembered, but damn it, you'll be there. You'll show up. You'll be present. You'll be patient. And even if you

see the same dress four times in different colours, you will say, yeah, baby, that's really nice. Because that's not weakness. That's commitment. That's love. That is legendary. So to the bloke's on the bench this weekend at shopping malls, holding those bags, you hold

those bags with pride. You enjoy the food court Kai. And know deep down that you're doing something that matters. You're making her day and maybe just maybe you'll earn a beer afterwards. Oh, I'm sorry.

All that, yeah, all that. Stay strong lads, Kiukaha. God! I needed that actually. That is real cool. Man, it's really like, Winston Churchill will fight them on the beaches. That's what they call me. That's what my best friends call me.

Really? Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, that was beautiful, Steph. Great motivation heading into the weekend. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge 5-star fact.

Alongside Stephen Harrison. We need a guest judge. This is where I will present a fact, and you can rate it out of five-stars. I am on a journey to try and get another five-star fact, and you rate it on shareability, originality, and performance. Harrison joining us live from Dunedin there. Dunedin.

Today's facts are about, I mean, you just experienced a bunch of people racing after you, trying to find some tickets to RMV. I was going to try and find a tie here there's no tie to it but today's fact is about chimpanzees What? Okay

I was getting about like a bunch of monkeys Like how about you back Like how I'm like an orangutangetang. That'll be good? Yeah that's good Although chimpanzees aren't orange All right we've got Mania Who is our guest judge on 0800

The Edge this afternoon Kiyo to Mania Mania? Yeah, hi hi. Hello! Hello! Welcome to the judging panel So I'm Steph, I'll be with you on the judging panel. Harrison's here too.

We're going to hear Sean's five-star fact and rated out of five stars. Okay, so normally it's pretty bad at this, Marnia. So we'll see how we go. We'll see how we go. We'll see how we go. All right, today's fact is about chimps. Chimps consume the equivalent of two alcoholic drinks per day.

Now, researchers in Berkeley have found chimpanzees eat fermented fruit in their native habitats and consume the equivalent of nearly two alcoholic drinks per day. I've done some research on this. on average a chimpanzee is a third smaller than a human. So for a chimp, it's like having three human drinks, which means, guys, chimps... Oh, sorry, there, Marni, I've popped up on your radio.

It means chimps are too drunk to drive. Well, they couldn't really drive anyway. We can't drive, though, yeah. Yeah, because they're steamed. Do you know, here in Ontario, the Kediridu actually, is drunk quite often because of the same eating berries fermenting in their big tummy situation. Isn't that funny?

Oh, that's a nice tie into our country as well, which I like. Maybe Sean should have just done that one, because it's a bit more relatable. I stuffed the last part up. And they're too drunk to drive. It makes me smile, though, when he does good songs. That's annoyed me a bit. Yeah, I do quite like that. In fact, not, heaps of other animals also eat fruit and then foments in their bellies.

Elephants, another one. Okay, but those other animals didn't pop up on my TikTok. feed to know. Okay. Well, I'm also, I'm a mammal. You are a mammal. I drink. Yeah. So, um, fact. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Okay. Yep. There's a lot of facts. I think he'd had a head knock. I think what's happened. I think I'm going to do the concussion

guy running. He was in Dunedin, running away from people giving away R&V tickets. He's had a quite little knock to the back of the neck, maybe. We'll have to get him fast, I reckon. Let's get to the end of this. Mania out of five stars What are you giving it mate? I won't be offended I'll give that a five Because I want to use that at dinner tonight

Wow Mania you know what Pauzi vibes on a Friday I'm going to give it a high four It's a 4.8 for me Sean Stop it really I liked it Especially with a little Rihanna song

In the end there I liked it I'll give the Rihanna song of five But I'll give you a fact 2.5 40% It's okay I was ready for it It's the head knock

I was ready for it Yeah maybe Let's get him in HIA It's a head in injury assessment in sports. Why am I, why can't I see you when I hear you guys right now? I'm pulling this mic down. Let's get him.

Let's get an ambulance there in Dunedin. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Arvo. Polo. Challenge, challenge, challenge. Harrison's in Dunedin today, by the way, if he sounds a bit different. Why do I sound different?

Different microphone. Do it sound better? You sound like a robot. Oh, cool. Yeah, it sounds like AI, if I'm honest. You've got some AI opinions today as well, so I don't know. Oh, awesome. He's responding with, what do they call it?

When there's a dash in it, that's like a very AI thing. Oh, yes. Anyway, what are you challenging, Max? I won a lot of polls this week, so I'm interested to hear this. Well, gosh, other poll is a challenge we do every day on each other's Instagram, and then we get all the results together on a Friday, and we look at all the results, and then one of us gets to challenge one of the polls. So, producer nurse Sam, can you please run us through a polls,

happen this week. Absolutely I can. Okay, on Monday we had Who Has the Best Tattoo? And Sean lost that one and Harrison won. No, I'm okay with Harrison winning that because he got this beautiful new Tamoko.

Steph doesn't have any tattoos. And you still lost. I lost that. It's horrible. You still got that little one. Oh, yeah, the one that you won't talk about. And on Tuesday we had Who Has the nicest house.

Harrison lost that one and Steph won. Oh, geez, guys. I forgot about that one. Oh, yeah. Chucks out. Steph is on a streak. I was, yeah. Doesn't have a tattoo, but there's a lovely house.

Thank you. All right, on Wednesday we have Who is the Most Knowledge? Harrison lost that one, and again, Steph won. Oh, my God. And on Thursday, we had Who's Got the Best Mum. And Sean lost that one and Steph one. Oh, that sucks. My mum is a saint.

Steve, you've rigged this whole thing. I'm just going to, sorry, Sean. I don't even want to discuss this with you, man. I love you. but I'm challenging. I know I'm going to challenge it. I want to challenge something. Which one?

Because there's a lot that I won this week. Something that really irks me because, like, you know, I don't know, a pub quiz may happen. You know, and they go, oh, who should we get for the pub quiz? And they always, always go, we'll get Harrison. We'll get Harrison to come down and join our quiz. So I want to challenge who has the most knowledge because I really feel like I have the most knowledge, truly. All right. I love your opinion here, man.

I love the self-belief. that you have challenged that. Virally, you found out what a mammal was like a week ago. Well, no, you don't have enough knowledge. It was actually about a month ago, Sean. Yeah, actually, so both your knowledge sucks. So actually, I think the polar results would bang on. But, okay, all right, so what?

Do you want to go through a little pub quiz next and see who'd do the best of a pub quiz? Yeah, let's do like a pub quiz role play, and so you steps up to the plate and knows what to say. Your Arvo's head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Arvo. Challenge, challenge, challenge. Now, Arvo Polo was a poll that we do every day on our Edge Arvo's Instagram.

And then on Friday, we reflect over all the polls we've done over the week. And one person of the team gets to challenge one of the polls they lost. And this week, I decided to challenge who has the most knowledge, because I believe that I do, because I lost that poll. Yeah, quick recap on that producer, Nurse Sam. How did it go? who has the most knowledge? The most knowledge was Stephanie.

I know that. Yeah, it was me because I've got the most knowledge, so I did know that already. Can I just say, is that embarrassing that we already knew that, Sean, had to ask, producer Sam, what was it? I already knew that. I already knew that, Sean. So obviously, I've got the most knowledge because I already knew that. And Sean and Harrison, aren't happy. Okay, well, we're going to prove it right now,

because producer nurse Sam has, Harrison brought up the great point of a pub quiz. He reckons he's got on a pub quiz. This is the challenge today. We've created a pub quiz like a pub quiz like, environment in which Sam is going to be our wacky, quirky pub quiz host. So you will be doing a bit of a role here as a struggling comedian. Okay, yeah. And that's the only kind of paying gig you can get because that's what is very much.

Just try and act like Sean. Oh, creepy. It's not, it's not wrong. It's not wrong. Every person I do stand-up comedy with, I'm lucky to do this show because all the rest of them host pub quizzes to get money. You remember Sam, hands home. Hands home.

They're creeping. Okay. We're joking. Okay, so you're going to run the pub quiz. We'll all work as a team and I'll see who is the smartest. Okay, okay. Gilly Fogs, cheers to coming out tonight, coming to the pub quiz. Good to see you all here.

Shawnee, see you back again, mate. I'm here every day. Hello, Peter. Yeah, hands to yourself, mate. All right, first question today. Well, I've got to submit our quiz name first. Oh, what's your quiz name? Quiz on my sheets.

Quiz on my sheets. Okay. Quiz on my sheets. Here is your first question. which planet in our solar system has the most moons Okay, well let's discuss it as a team Which planet has the most moons? I know we've got one moon

Do the other planets have more moons? I don't know the answer to this. Okay, guys. May I just interject really quickly? Sorry, I just want to interject in this canandron that we're in. I just think that personally, from my experience in life and my physiologic of the astrology kind of things, I think I want to sit this one out

and I think you guys can take the reins for this one. Okay, look, these boys obviously have no idea what the answer is. And let me just say, space is what I was born to know about. I know a lot about it, and I know that Jupiter has seven moons. And I'm going to lock in, Sam, it's Jupiter. All right, locking it in. Yeah. You're wrong, mate.

Oh, no. No, I'm not. What? Have another best, Steph. It's Saturn. Damn it. Okay, look, so what we've done here is established that, well, none of us knew it. Two of us knew that we didn't know it.

I'm like one of us. I would say in a way, Harrison and I came out on top there. Yep, okay. Okay, next question, please. Goodmaster. All right. In Greek mythology, who turned everything he touched into gold? Oh, God, I don't know.

Honestly, I couldn't tell you. Greak, you followed it. It's one of those things, I think, Quizmaster, where you don't want to, you know, make the team feel embarrassed. But I think we're at a point. just from not knowing the last one that I'm going to step up. So Greek mythology is something I studied from the age of three years old. It was the first thing.

I didn't do TV. I didn't do kids books. I did Greek mythology. And someone who did the gold and kind of all that's thing, he was a king. And his name was King Midas? Midas. Minus? Yeah, Midas.

Oh, Midas. Correct. Thank you. Okay, so you can help each other there. Once again, I didn't know the answer. Sorry, I know Harrison, you are on my team. The pubcars, but just phones down, please, just when you're doing pub quibus. My phone is down.

I'm not sure if it is. Literally, I've got my hands way up here. Okay, hands home. Why did you say, why do you misread his name then? Pardon? You said, meet us. Pardon? Okay.

Final question. What is that? Final question. All right. Do we want a New Zealand one? This is not how you run a pub quiz. Just kills a question. What kind of question you guys want?

Okay, we won't then. Okay, I'll change it up. What is the name of the fictional coffee shop where the friends are? whether friends often hang out in friends? You know what? I can answer that because I've watched friends so many times. But I also have enough knowledge to know that Steph, my teammate, has actually watched friends more than I've watched friends.

So I would like to, in my knowledge, give Steph the push of the knowledge. Can I interject my knowledge here? You've never seen friends. I know. And wouldn't that be impressive if not even on my phone, not even seeing the show that I knew the name. I knew the name of the thing. That would be incredibly impressive.

be good knowledge. Well, should I give it a crack guys? Yeah. Centennial Park. Oh, God. It's just not true. It's not even close to being true. We're not locking that in. We refuse to lock it in. Lock it in Quizmaster. Not even close. What disgrace to quiz on our sheets you are. No, it's Central Perk. It's Central Perk and we'll lock that in.

And is that correct? Yes, Central Perk is correct. And the results of this Avo Polo Challenge were inconclusive. with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Massive weekend for New Zealand, the Black Ferns playing in the semifinal of the Women's Rugby World Cup tomorrow morning. Oh my God.

It's going to be so great. So taking on Canada, in the past, we've played 19 times. Okay? The Black Ferns have won 17 of those 19 times. Canada's won once and there's been a drawer. Now, I've been doing research, though, because I've become increasingly invested

since we started talking about how little people are talking about it. And this Canada team is as good as they've ever been. This might be our biggest challenge. They blew out Australia last week by like 40 points. Should we have not then got a listener friend, Connor yesterday to get his tattooed black fans, 225 champions on them then? Yeah, now we should have.

I didn't say it in the room, but I was like, oh yeah, they've done really, really well. But apparently this Canada team is the one game where it could go tits out. A little bit. Oh, no. Well, you know what? We all need to watch the game. Because if the Black Ferns are playing out there,

it's being held in the UK, so it's a bit of a time difference. But if we're all up bright and early in the morning, 6 a.m. kickoff, if they'll feel the country behind them, and they'll win. They'll win. But how are you all getting up at

before 6 a.m. to be ready on the couch for kickoff time? On a Saturday morning? Yeah, I feel like we need to give the nation right now some advice on how to get up early. Now, you boys, you don't have a baby. I'll be up because he'll be up. we borrow someone's baby. That could be an interesting strategy.

Harrison, do you know anyone with a baby you could take? Concentially? Yeah, I could steal Steph's baby. Yeah, you could borrow. But then I won't have my baby to wake up to watch the black friends. Yeah, I've got a few neighbours. Okay. Rent a baby.

Don't lock their doors off and I could snatch a few. If you've got two babies, because you text in 3, 3, 4, 3 in Harrison, and I will take one. I've got another idea. Why don't you do this? You set your alarm to wake up at like 5 a.m. And then obviously we're going to keep snoozing. until 6 a.m. But all of your alarms are like telling you off for not getting up.

Like the first one's just simple like, up the Wahina. And then you're like snows to 509 because it's all in nine minute extra bits for whatever reason. And the next one's like, get up or you're a fake fan. And then your alarm title start messing with you and they start taunting you. Like the next one, the ferns need you. You're going to miss this. You're going to regret it forever in Capitals.

You know? Yeah, yeah. And then that one for me or maybe for me and Sean, it could get even further and go, get up your sexist creep. Yes. You know, and like another one, oh, you think you're a feminist, bullshit. But those kind of ones, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That'll get me out, yeah. I've long said there's a place for positive bullying in society, if it's used correctly. If you're bullying yourself. Exactly. Yeah, absolutely. What about tonight, go to the supermarket, get all the ingredients for your dream breakfast tomorrow morning.

I'm talking pancakes, maple syrup, bacon. So you have something to look forward to. You want to wake up early to get the feed going, you know? I like that. Yeah, and then set a timer so that your stove automatically turns on. If you don't get up, the house will burn down. Maybe even lay the bacon out the night before, so you can smell it. It wakes you up.

You're like, oh, God, I've got to get up. No, we're talking. It's going to burn. Another idea, if you don't live at home, you could go stay with your parents tonight because there's one thing, a dad, there's nothing a dad loves more than waking everyone else up when they're already up. So it makes you your dad's up, and then he will bang around and mow the lawns and you'll be up. Yeah. If I go back to my dad's house, dad will sometimes just bust into my room at like 5.30 in the morning.

You want to go fishing? I'm like, when have I ever wanted to go fishing at 5. in the morning. No, I don't. Yeah. Something I do that, especially when I need to get up for a good day and just stay away, because you know, I love my fishermen's friends, eh, guys. I love my fishermen's friends. They're already pretty strong, but I just pour those out, and I go to the local new wood and I chuck in a bit of peppercorn. So I'm just chilling on peppercorns all night, and boy, that'll keep you out. Oh, so you're just staying up all night till 6 a.m.

Oh, absolutely, because there's no way I'm getting out at 6 a.m. unless I stay up all night. You know what I mean? I'm all in. Oh, interesting strategy. So you're sitting there with crippling gut pains watching the woman play rugby going, go girls! Yep, just tearing it out with the eyes, eyes, yeah, yeah. That's a good suggestion. So look, make sure you get up tomorrow morning, 6am's the game, support the way heaney. And if you haven't already, please share our video or our photos on Air Jarvo's Instagram of the Blackfern's 2025 tattoos.

We got yesterday. We're trying to share them as far and white as we can so the girls can see it ahead of the game this weekend and be encouraged that the nation are behind them. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge Just before on the show we were talking about how we're going to all Make sure we get up early tomorrow morning to watch the Blackburns, big game Yep, 6 a.m. bright and early. I might not need help with it

Because for the first time ever in my life I've lived in this apartment building for about three years now. Great apartment building here in Auckland, very, very soundproof, which is what you want in a pub. No, it's not quite a penthouse, it's quite high. How high again? 10th floor. 10th floor.

And sorry, was that beautiful city landscape views, was it? Yeah, I have great landscape views. Yeah, see the bridge, actually. You can see it skytale? And the sky. We see both of them. Wow, both of them. Both of them.

Beautiful. Renting outside of my means. But still, lovely to have. So for the first time ever, last night, I could hear my neighbours while I was trying to sleep. Now, this has never happened before, and that's why we love this building so much. There's nothing worse than staying in a hotel or something

and you can hear people next door. Oh, awful. Last night I heard people, and it was between, the hours of midnight and 1 a.m. And what I could hear them doing, I probably can't repeat on the radio station, but what I will say is, um,

it was a little unsavory. Playing a bit of music, little dance night were they? Cool. How do I, it was more... Love and last, like a late night dance party.

It was a dance in a way. A bit of drumming. Well, karaoke maybe. There was a rhythm. There was definitely a rhythm. And the rhythm increased and then decreased, and I was listening to the whole thing. and I can't actually

have a state how soundproof our apartments are. I haven't heard it for years, not because my neighbours are considerate, but because they're so soundproof that these people, you know when you can faintly hear someone yelling? Yeah, that's where we were at. And I was kind of torn between, like, telling them to shut up and good for you. Why would you tell people to shut up?

Let them do it. Well, that's what I did. I was like, good for you guys. Good on you. Good for you guys. But I didn't want to hear that. And I was like, you don't need to be that loud if you live in an apartment building. Can I, don't be honest. and I don't, you know, tell me if we're crossed the line here.

But I genuinely, I never mind it. Because I think, especially if you don't know who's next door, it's a bit of a mystery. And so you just kind of hear someone going hammer and tongs and going, I don't know, there's something about it. I quite enjoy it. Wait, wait, wait, hold the phone. That's a crazy take.

Are you saying that when you don't know who's banging next door, you're kind of using it for your own? Show? No, no, no. And then you're kind of visualising like... You're saying like the internet's down, but it's all good because you can hear something happening next door. Yeah. Let's just say, I'm, you know, I'm watching Talley in my bedroom.

I turn it off because they hear something. And then all I do is go, huh, sex. And I'll just listen to it. And I'll go, oh. Is that all you're doing, though? Like, really? No, we need to go into that. So I'm going to go to you.

I'm sitting on my hands. Okay, gosh. I'm restraining myself because that's where it's a step two. far, I think. Oh my God. It's a crazy thing to say. I do think it's a line between, like, obviously you don't want to kink shame anyone, you know what?

As long as it's consensual. It's great. It's a beautiful thing. I don't want to hear it. Truthely, I don't want to hear it. It was keeping me away. You didn't want to hear it. Then why on earth were you up against the wall with your glass?

Why did you? Well, I just sleep that way. It's comfortable for me to sleep with a glass to my ear on bed. I wasn't even in my apartment. Actually, on their door. Maybe that was the problem. I was outside listening through their door. Yeah.

And they actually opened it. halfway through, they were like, what are you doing here? And I was like, oh, sorry. That's the problem. Getting a glass of water, our taps are broken. Yeah. Okay. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Now, this is a little philosophical part of the show. We ask a would you rather question to Stephen Harrison. Topically, just quickly, a pre-would-you-rather. Would you rather? Hash Sabrina Carpenter or Olivia Rodrigo. Oh, Sabrina Carpenter. Hmm.

Same. Okay, good. But happy with either. Yeah. Take what I can get, but it's very nice. All right, today's would you rather question is, which one of these minor conveniences would you rather have for the rest of your life? There are three of them.

First one, round down anything you buy to the nearest 10. For example, if something's $99, it's now $90. If something's $900, it's now $800. You get what I mean? It rounds down to the nearest zero. So if it's $900, $900. It would be $890. Sorry, yeah, that's what I mean.

Okay. So everything would round down 10. Second thing is, you get kind of good parking. Whenever you visit a parking lot, no matter how packed it is, the spot furthest to the door is reserved for you, the closest to the door. So you get kind of good parking for the rest of your life. Okay, okay. And the third one is ready to go.

If you ever decide to leave your home, your phone, keys and wallet are magically in your pocket. So those are the three things. First one, everything rounds down by 10. Second thing, you always have a good park wherever you go. Busy Cafe, you get one right outside. And third thing, fine wallet key is always ready to go when you leave the house. Okay. Harrison, what do you think? Now, I already like here, Sean, that you've gone for three, Would You Rather?

That kind of goes against the whole rules of Would You Rather? But I like that. Secondly, I'm doing the car park one. I think that it's good to get a few steps in. I punish, well, not so aggressively, but I punish my girlfriend by every time we go to the supermarkets. I know. when we go out, I just park far away. Okay, like we may go very late at night,

and there'll be nobody there, and I'll still park at the end of the car park. What? I like us to get a few steps in this stuff, why not? Yeah, so not punished. That wasn't a bad, that wasn't it. I'll take that word out. We can't edit that, I don't.

No, we're live, so kind of really out. Yeah, cool, cool, cool. Okay, I've got thoughts. I reckon I've got really good parking luck. It's just, I was just born with it. It's a bit of a gift. I never really talked to you guys about it, because I don't want to brag about it.

But whenever I need a good park, one just appears, it's really strange. So I think I'm all good with the parking. You know what a tight-ass I am with money, though. So I think I would love a little round-down action as far as for everything forever. It would be a great little money-saber. What was the third one again?

Your phone, wallet and keys are always in your pocket whenever you need to leave the house. God, that'd be a good one too, actually. I always lose everything. Yeah, especially when you're, there's nothing worse, and probably for me it only happens once every few months. But when you're in a rush to leave the house and you can't find one of them

and just panic sets out. I know. With all the money I'm saving with the rounding down, I could buy a, where's my keyfinder, beeper thing. A air tag. You go. Yeah. That's my answer. Okay. So Harrison Park, despite the fact that you like to park away, you'd like the close option just so you can ignore it, I guess.

Was your answer? Yeah. And I don't punish my girlfriend, I think it's the biggest answer. Yeah. And he's a lovely relationship. Steph round down because you're frugal. I think that's the right answer. Yeah.

Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey. Welcome to the podcast outro You know actually there's a couple of scandal stories that we didn't get to today Because we ran out of time And this is the part where Steph will bring up a topical story

And Harrison and I get to ask one question about it So I'd love to get to the end of those You've already prepped it So I know what's going on in a moment And I've also got one thing That's really quick for this podcast too Oh I can't wait Would you like to do your one thing

Or would you like to ask me questions about scandal first? We'll do scandal first Okay, okay, okay All right So there's only two more scandal stories That you simply must know ahead of the weekend This one isn't, it's just a bit of fun and I don't really know how it's going to help you

around the brunch table actually this weekend because it's very, very visual and very audio. But Reese Witherspoon, she's really close with Nicole Kidman. They've done heaps of projects and stuff together and they're real life friends. And she has impersonated Nicole Kidman. So if we, because Nicole Kidman's a funny one,

like we've seen a lot of her work, but what she actually like is a person. Like she doesn't really do many interviews. We don't really know her personality that much. But here's a real insight to what Reese, Witherspoon, thinks of her friend, Nicole Kidman. She does say stuff like, Rees must go in a girl's trip.

I have to have a tequila. We have to. We must. This sounds like every character she's ever played. That's exactly kind of how you'll mention Nicole Kimman to talk to you away. She's quite intense as well, like big eyes, like wide eyes and stuff as well. We simply must have a drink this. weekend. My assistant

will get in touch with yours. Yeah, I get the vibe that she's kind of like a hundred or nothing. She's like a real intense person. I feel like if you were quite hung over and you're going for a coffee with Reese, sorry, with Nicole Kilman, it would be quite intense. Yeah. But Nicole, chill out a little bit, right? I simply must have my moccatuno.

How old is Nicole Kimman? 58. Is she? Yeah, I've got her up here. I usually pull people off on the screen so I can look at them where you talk. Phenomenomenomenomenal. Oh. I'll be, I pull them up on the screen. I'm kind of to have to gling, just why you guys are chitchinning just like just to catch up and just like look up people's ages. Excuse me, Miss, you forgot to check out homework.

What? Do you remember that person? That person? Oh my gosh. Excuse me Missy, you forgot to check out homework. You're like, shut the fuck up. I hate those people. Shut the fuck up.

I'll actually get your bag and throat on the roof and I did and then I got in trouble. Excuse me, Mavie you forgot to check out of work. That was, and he's doing this joke down, but that was so Sean. I actually really probably did that way. I was not a piece of shit in high school. I remember I did that once, to be absolutely honest with both of you. I do feel like you would have, especially if you put a lot of effort into it. You're the kind of person who wants to get rewarded for it.

I never did mass homework, though. I would always copy my math answers from people. Mass was just not for me. All in the back of the book. Oh, yeah. I remember those. You did the math book? I never learned anything in math.

That's such a good point. I forgot about that. All right. And your final story that you need to know this weekend. Oh, did you have any questions? Any questions about the Nicole Kippman? Rieswood has been in Pruddinian. Harrison asked how old she is.

Oh, okay. Okay, cool. Jessica Alba has been spotted packing on the peat. with a hot new lover. Fuck, I've got like, you're going to say packing it in the house. So did I. I was like, Jesus, that's out character for Steph.

I love the turn. She's from body positivity to just shaming people. She's packing it on these days, guys. God, you remember her and honey? Fuck, not anymore. I love that movie. I've watched that movie. That's one of the movies I've watched probably

like one of the most amount of times ever. Or Into the Blue, have you seen there? Nah, but I know all the boys love that because there's one thing that she's, there's one that she's swimming up. up and you can see your nipple. Did you use the closet? Yeah, obviously. It's my screensaver, mate.

Yeah, all the boys at school loved doing that. Anyway, no. So she is with a hot new guy. His name is Danny Ramirez. And they were spotted PDA in New York. She's 44. She's 33. You go girl. He's 33. He's 33. What did I say?

She's 44, he's 33. My question was going to be, I didn't know she was gay. but correct in the longer. No, I'm not going. Here's my question. Has she packed on the pounds? No, she hasn't. I'm on her Instagram.

She looks incredible. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. She is incredible. She is one of those people that is just naturally so beautiful. No, those natural beauties? Yeah. Yeah.

Like the most stunning person ever. Do you know who else is like that? Is Jennifer Lopez? Like just naturally stunning. Do you know who else actually? And she doesn't need to wear makeup all the time because I reckon she looks so much better without the makeup, and that's Kim Kardashian.

Her makeupless, the most stunning human being ever. Like, her face, perfect face. I know, obviously she's done stuff. But like, just you know, she doesn't need to do the makeup stuff. That's why I think what Pamela Anderson's doing is so cool. Yeah, like, I think if you spend millions

of dollars on plastic surgery from the best surgeons in the world, you don't have to wear makeup. Nah. I think there's something beautiful and honest about that. Beautiful and honest. If your face is half plastic, you don't need to wear makeup because it's already like, injected into your skin. Well, it's beautiful and half honest.

Yeah, I guess that's true. Guys, guys, I didn't sleep last night. Do you know why? Oh, God. Oh, no. Like, at all, or just for, like, not very well? Not very well at all, because of this. Do you know what that is?

Oh, God, I hope it's not you having a wank. Are you wacking your thigh? My tattoo is finally starting to itch. Oh, I hate that. And so all you can do is slap it. You can't itch it, because you'll pick shit off. Yeah. And so fucking hell all night

So much pain All down the airplane Just slapping my fucking I can't stop slapping it There's stuff you need to get for that You need to take it anti-histamine And then you need to like I've had this with my tattoos

You've got to put like Keep putting balm and stuff on it all the time Hey Twice a day Yeah twice a day Okay so you are on it Harrison can't stop slapping it Oh no

You gotta stop slapping it Harrison Everyone keeps seeing you slapping your tamok And thinking you're being real racist Fuck these Māoris I get some look at me Then I slap it I don't fucking care about them Why don't get this stupid tattoo

I have had a few looks though My dad told me about it He's like oh people People will look at you And like Because he told me that people With Tamoko Like you know

They look at those kind of people And go like Oh you're just doing it as like activism Or whatever you know Instead of it just been a cultural thing And yeah I've had an old lady And an old man

Look at me like quite disgusted. One was today? Oh no. That's awful. No, that's gone. Oh shit, people do look at you. Like they'll look at your leg and look up and you're the fucking disgusting. Oh my goodness. But far out. It's like, oh, people are just so in their ways a lot of the time, eh? It's like, come, guys, come on. Yeah. There's also an old guy in the plane in the middle. He was in the middle seat.

I was by the window. There was a young girl on the other side. And he fucking, I was walking up and I saw him like shake this young girl's hand. And he's an old guy. It would have been really nice. And then, I was like, sorry I'd again. I sat down and he looked at me. He read to say hi to me and I didn't say anything back and went and talk the whole flight. Oh, so he was super nice to the check, but not you? No, no, no. I think he wanted to be nice to me, but I didn't want to have a fucking bar of it. I just, I was like, I've got so

much words on this flight. Don't fucking talk to me. So I just ignored him. And so, and the Uber driver, this was bad, the Uber driver this morning, ask me three times, how are you today? I didn't respond. No. That's so mean. Why did he respond? You have your headphones on where you're pretending not to hear it? No, when I got on he was like, can I take a call?

I was like, yeah, bro. And he just calls straight away. And then like calls for like 30 minutes. It's a long way to the airport. And I've got my headphones on and say, how are you going? And he asked three times. I'm like, no, I can't talk to you right now. Lockedown.

Real fuck. Real fuck. I've never done this before. I've never been so rude to ignore people like that. But today, I'm like now, not today. Not today. Not the one. It's slapping it all fucking night.

You're avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.