The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #152: Spoiler alert! 🚨 Harrison spoils it for everyone…🚨🚨

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

Monday! EZ Money  Catch up with Conner & his Black Ferns tattoo Spoiler chat (Warning! Contains spoilers!🚨) Surprise parties gone wrong… Harrison’s new game show Catch me for R&V recap Movie Corner 5 Star Fact Our ‘eject’ songs (Ed Sheeran vibes) Would you rather? Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey all, welcome to the podcast, a big show today. Harrison pitches what he thinks is going to be the best new radio game in the world and make us super famous. Yeah, that's exactly what you said. Honestly, I think it will. I'm very excited if you guys listen to it and have some feedback, please.

Also, we let people spoil things on the show today. My partner ruined the summer I turned pretty finale. me, so I spoiled something back for her. And then we got people to call up on O-Dhundred to The Edge and just spoiled TV shows and movies. And I loved it. It was so much fun. Feel free to skip that part if you're spoiler alert.

Spoiler alert. It is a bit spoiler. Yeah. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Yeah! Good afternoon, New Zealand. Sean, Steph and Harrison here.

I know Steph today. She's not feeling 100%. She is not here, but just Sean and Harrison. Yeah, true. Have you just noticed? Yeah, that is shocking That is bad to me We've been there for hours

I know We've been so honed in And my laptop Just working so hard to make this Probably one of the best shows Coming up today It's a massive one So I've been really working on that

At any point did you go God Steph's quiet today I did think that A little bit yeah Yeah Which wasn't even here Yeah I'm fucking news to me as well

Yeah well Well there you go And it is a big day though Today because easy money Is even easier now There's an online game Yes, it's like an app now, eh? Is it an app?

It's in an app. It's called Rover. Yes. And you can play it on your phone, so you can like practice when you come on the show and play Easy Money live. Yeah, it is very cool.

And also, every time you play it, you go on the draw to actually come to a live event that we're going to do later. We can't say too much about it, but where you might have a chance to win a lot of money. Yeah, it's pretty neat, eh? But to celebrate that big fact, it's a game now.

It's an app that you can play. We're going to play it every hour today. No, surely can't do that. We can. Are you saying at the top of every hour of the show, you have the chance to call up one of 1,000 big ones? That's exactly what I'm saying, Harrison. A thousand dollars will be given away today.

Wow. Actually, I can't say that. You might, that's in your hands. Whether you're good enough at it. Yeah, yeah. If you practice the game and then call through, anyway, 3pm, 4pm, 5pm, 6pm, we're playing. Your Arvos, Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. The Edge. Easy money. It's a game we play every day at this time. We'll give you a letter between E and Z. 30 seconds on the clock, 10 questions, answer each one with a word of that letter, when a thousand bucks.

But today, it is a very special day. Yeah. We're going to play easy money every hour. Every hour. At this time. So set an alarm in an hour's time and then snooze that for an hour, and then we'll do it again.

So what? At 306? At 406? 4.6. Well, give or take 10 minutes. Kind of minutes and stuff there, yeah, yeah. We're not too switched on with it, but at least four times say we will play Easy Money.

And that is to celebrate. becoming even easier as your favorite radio game is now on Rover. It's an app for your phone so you can play anytime online. Just download the Rover app, play Easy Money mobile, and keep it on the edge because your chance to win 10K at the first ever Easy Money live event is coming. And the way you can enter that is by playing the mobile game. So on Rover, play it.

But right now, let's play to get a grand in your hands. She's from West Auckland. She's saving to have a baby in three weeks. Please welcome to the show, Jay. Jade, how are you? Good, how are you guys? Good, how's the old pregnancy there going there, Jade? Lovely. Home stretch.

Home stretch. Yeah, look, we're two men who don't have children and have never been pregnant, never will be pregnant. But Jade, I imagine at this point you're feeling like you just kind of want to get it out. Yes, pretty much. As you were first kid, Jade? Yep. Okay. I wish I could relate more, but I know it must be tough.

I'm sorry. No, give us some... I'd love if Harrison could give you some parenting advice, Jade. As a 25-year-old with no... I don't have any kids either, but what's your bit of advice to Jade? Breeze. Yeah, that's a good advice. Just breathe.

It's good advice. Oh, thank you. Yes. Are you ready, Jay? Oh, and get them an iPad. Yeah, an iPad. Start them young. Yeah.

Angry Birds. Sam, producing your Sam and has children's going, no, that's not a good idea. Not a good idea. Definitely not. Okay, I don't know. No, no. But Jade, let's try when you a thousand bucks, mate. Okay.

That would be nice. That would be nice, wouldn't it? Jade, today, your letter is E. E. E for egg. E for egg. E for earrings. E for event.

Okay, Jade. 30 seconds on the clock. With the letter E, please name. Awesome. something you can eat. Eggs. A boy's name.

Ethan. A movie. A Puff. A singer. Ed Sheeran. Something in space. A path. A music genre.

A lecture. A word relating to money. Pass. A Taylor Swift song. Oh my goodness I'm Jade Time unfortunately Yeah I'm sorry Jade

You got four there eh Sean Yeah we'll give you there's four on that Now I would be I'd maybe knock it back to three Because you said electric for a movie genre A music genre sorry Sean John John I reckon Just give her the four of this point mate

You know what Jade we'll give you five mate We'll give you five for that Oh sorry about that Jay Oh good Thanks guys You're very welcome And if you call back at 4pm Maybe we'll get another chance to play

We're gonna play again then make the chance to win a thousand dollars, as we said, the mobile app is on Rover right now. So get over there, give it a play, practice before four o'clock. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Last week, you may have heard on the show, we had a listener by the name of Connor who came on. Now, Connor had got a Warriors 2025 tattoo on his calf. It went viral.

Now, the Warriors didn't win, unfortunately. No, quite a horrific loss. Yeah, they lost quite badly. So we're like, how can we redeem that? Let's break the curse. Do you know who's probably going to win? The Black Ferns. Yeah, they've currently doing the Rugby World Cup at the moment,

women's Robbie World Cup, and they've been killing it. They've won all of their games by like a landslide. Doing so good. What were you saying? Can we talk about? Like a betting company is like not even letting you bet. Yeah, some games.

Yeah, they're doing so good that you couldn't bet. And so we got Connor in the studio last week and we're like, Connell, let's put a Black Fern's tattoo on you and this happens. All right, let's count them down from five in five, four, three. Three, two, one. Oh, how does that feel, Connor? It's spicy. Then obviously going into the weekend, we had some concerns.

Now any regrets so far, Connor? No, no regrets. I'm nervous for us, because I'm going to feel so bad if the Blackfoons are eliminated tomorrow. They won't be. I know they won't. But if you've got two tattoos on you that have failed championship tattoos, then that is, oh god. It won't be. Now, I'm not sure if you're up to date with the sports.

The Blackfoons did lose on Saturday morning. Connor joins us right now, Connor. First off, sorry. Yeah, we are real sorry, bro. No, that's all right. Did you watch the game? I did. How did it feel?

Did you feel proud or proud? You felt proud and you had the tap to be proud of as well. Did it feel good going to the game with that newfound tattoo? Oh, 100%. Like, yeah, it felt real good. And then just as the game went on, And I was like, oh no, I've jinxed another team. Well, I hope you don't actually think that,

because people are crazy online and people are saying certain things. That's not real, Connie. You didn't jinx them. If anything, you gave them the support that women's rugby needs in New Zealand. And that I think that is such a positive thing you did. Did it end up quite terribly? I'll be the first little bit. A little bit, yeah.

And I think also, Connor, you've got to remember that these girls are amazing. They're amazing Wahini. But this was also a tough game. Canada was the team where it was going to be possibly the first game they may lose. So don't look at that as your tattoo's fault. Not that I'm blaming the woman either for being their fault. But it's not from your tattoo, okay, mate? What I'm saying is should we have done more research on the Canadian women's rugby team before we did this?

Probably. Probably. How did you feel watching it happen? Did you have any moments of regret where you're like, damn it? Or is it just like you said, it's a great yarn? No, yeah, genuinely. Like, it's just a great yarn. No real regret.

No, genuinely, like, the girls played really well. But, yeah, Canada, we're just a bit of team. There's nothing against that either. Exactly, mate. Good out of your attitude, bro. Now, we don't want to get too excited to jump the gun just yet. No, we wouldn't want to do that. But we've got a few ideas of other tattoos you might want to get.

Are you open for another tattoo at all? We can't do this, Harrison. Which can ask him. Eventually. No, don't say yes, Connor. Do not for another tattoo. It depends. Yeah.

It depends. Yeah, well, we've at lunchtime here at MediaWorks in our office, like we play a bit of handball. And I'm on a team with a guy, and I reckon we're doing pretty well if you want to get MediaWorks Handball Championship 2025, possibly that, bro? No, see, I would, but I don't want to jinx you.

I want you to win. And if I get you tattered, you'll lose. So I can't do that to you. No, don't do it. Connor, don't let Harrison put a New Zealand water polo team tattoo on you. Don't do it. Tell the story of the two you've got. and move forward.

My niece also, she's 10 and she's doing horse riding at the moment and she's learning how to do it. She's got an assessment coming up and she wants to be top of the class for that at the stables. You could get a tattoo about that if you wanted to as well, possibly. Oh, maybe, maybe. I don't think. Okay, it sounds keen on that one.

I've got to break this relationship off Connor. I'm sorry. Connor, thank you so much for coming back and talking about it, mate. You're a great New Zealander, Connor. One of the greatest champions of New Zealand sports that I've ever been in my life. Absolute legend. Connor, ladies and gentlemen.

Have a great day, bro. No, you too. Thank you guys. on The Edge Arvos. This weekend, my girlfriend spoiled a TV finale that I've been waiting three years for. Oh, God. Three years.

I'll tell you what she did next and how I'm going to get her back. Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. You're familiar with the show. The Summer I turned pretty, right? Oh, I'm so familiar. And it's because it's all people talk about in this office. My partner's obsessed with it.

I've tried to, like, catch and get up to date with it. But honestly, I've given up. There's too much of it. Yeah. I know you're into it a lot. I'm obsessed with it. I've been watching it for three years. There's about a season a year.

So you haven't bandwagoned at all. You've been... No, no. I've been this since day one. Oh, wow. Quite a big journey. Me and my girlfriend started watching it together. So that's how we got into the show.

And, geez, the finale came out last Thursday or last week. I know, because you didn't have a chance to watch it on the night. You were quite upset that I got ruined for you by the night. Yeah, and the next day, 12 hours later, the creator, spoiled it. And posted a photo of the, spoiler alert, spoiler on it, posted the photo of the main girl belly with the guy Connor in front of a poster saying, some right I turn pretty, the movie coming.

What are these going to get out to? Are they going to get married? I'm like, what? Because the whole show is about her belly choosing between two brothers, Conner or Jeremiah. That's what the whole show's about. So I found out, I'm like, oh, that's so annoying. And so since then, you know, when you're like,

something's spoiled for you, you almost get a bit put off watching it? Yeah. But you still want to watch it. You're like, oh, well, I'll just get around to it, because now I know the ending. And so I've been meaning to watch this finale. You know, like I've been meaning like, I've been meaning to watch it like girlfriend, potentially with friends.

It's kind of like all these plans are up in the air of what to do. Saturday, I go to the gym. See you, babe. I'll be back soon. We'll walk in, probably an hour and a half later. I see the TV. Spoiler alert. It's the final shot of the finale where Belly and Conrad are walking back to Bex Beach House.

Like the beach house of when... Spoiler alert. I know, spoiler on her. Spoiler alert. Oh, that sucks. So you walked in and she's, you've caught the very end of it. The very last shot of them turning around at this house, living in this house. And I'm like, what?

Oh, bro. And I'm like, Sarah Watts. And she goes, oh, sorry, I didn't know, like, when we're going to get around to watching it. So I just watched it. She did it without you. She did it without me. She knows he'd been invested for three years. I've been so invested into it.

And now I'm like, well, now I'm definitely not going to watch it. Now I'm definitely not going to watch it. And I know this isn't evil. But since she's probably listening. I'm going to spoil something for her. What? You're going to... You're going to spoil something for her

because I'll show you how it feels. It's not a good feeling. So at the moment... Okay, do you want to think this through before you do it? Now, at the moment, she hasn't seen this yet, but she's really into the show Severance on Apple TV. Yeah.

Spoiler alert, guys, everyone listening. And she's probably at the start of season three, the last season that's come out. Oh, season two. Start of season two. The final episode, Mark finds his wife and decides to stay in there with Hellie are. That's crazy to say on the radio.

You've spoiled the difference now for your partner and for everyone else listening. Yeah, well, I said spoiler alert, but like, yeah. Sorry, babe, that's what happens. How does that feel? It doesn't feel good. Does it feel good for you now? Sean. That you've spoiled it for someone else.

Does that make you feel better? I love this feeling. Really? I love, so I hate spoilers, but we begin to say a spoiler, man, you feel good. Really? Yeah. You feel good about spoiling that? I feel really good about spoiling that.

Can I try? Go on. I'll start with an easy one because I don't want to offend me. Okay, okay. The Titanic sinks. Oh. See, I haven't seen that movie yet. But it sinks?

Oye. I feel like people know that one. I think we should open this up. 0-800 the edge. Text 2, 3, 3, 3, 3. But call us, 0,800 the edge. Let's just spoil something for the next three minutes. Oh, no, this is crazy.

Spoil a book, a movie, a TV show, whatever you want. No. It's going to be the spoiler alert segment. And we're just going to spoil whatever you want to spoil. So if you're listening and you've ever had something spoiled for you, you're saying, trade it as therapy. Like what you've just done,

you call us up, oh, at Hand of the Edge, and you spoil something for everyone else, so you feel better about yourself. What happened in the Friends finale? What happened in the Game of Thrones? What happened in the Harry Potter book that you read? They just spoil stuff. I'm open to hearing anything.

Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And what would you do if you've been watching a show for three years religiously with your partner, and then they watch the season finale without you? And Matt, what would you do if you walked in on your partner watching a section? and finale without you.

What would you do if you walked in your partner watching it with someone else? Too much there. Too much, sorry. That's too much, even unpacked. But no, I did walk in on my partner. Watching the SunRoy Turn Pretty Finale it was the last like 30 seconds.

And so I saw who they end up with, where they go. And I'm like, what did you watch that without me? She was like, oh, we just never really found the right time. So I came on here and because she's watching Severance at the moment show on Apple TV and I spoiled them for her. Mark finds his wife guys. Ends up with hell he are. Jeez, I feel so bad. Do you feel electric when you spoil things? Sorry, spoiler alert. Sorry, this whole segment is also going to be spoiler alert. This is just spoilers. So we're trying

something now, it's an interesting, I guess, psychology study where Harrison believes that he feels better now spoiling things for other people because he's had something spoiled for him. Way better. So, 0-800-the-edge. Call us up and spoil something for someone else. Yeah. Can I... Can I do one? Do one, do one.

Let it out, man. About Game of Thrones. Okay, I... Okay, I've asked for this segment. I haven't seen Game of Thrones that I want to. But spoil it then. Dinerius Tegarian dies at the very end of it. I don't even know who that is, but it felt icy.

Well, yeah. Yeah, she is... Yep. How do you feel? Kind of worse, actually. Because I really love that show. And I feel like I've spoiled it for other people. Let's go to Charlotte in Christ yet.

Charlotte, have you had something spoiled for you? Mine was the summer I turned pretty as well. And I was happy about the ending, but I was like waiting until I could get primed to actually get it and watch it. And I'm so upset, but I'm very excited about the ending. Oh, so what was the spoiler that you got? Well, I, first of all, found out from TikTok

that Jeremiah cheated on ballet. Ooh, spoiler. I was very upset. Yep. Very upset. Uh-huh. And then, and then, okay,

the final spoiler, that he, Conrad went to Paris, to C. Daly, and now they're together and I'm very excited. God damn, I haven't even watched the whole episode

so it's another spoiler for me as well, Charlotte. Appreciate it. Kick it and while he's down. So Charlotte, I guess we're going to ask. I'm very excited. So I guess we're going to ask

you to spoil it for someone else and you've kind of just done that. Is there anything else you'd like to spoil while you're here? Any other shows that would make you feel better about it? Um, the Walter boys. Oh, my life with the Walter boys?

I can't even think. Yeah. Producer nurse Sam's waving her hands. Have you not seen it, Sam? No, I've not seen it. No, I've not seen it. Block your ears. Blacker is, Sam. Block your ears. Charlotte, spoiler. Go. The younger one.

And then I'm still in love with coal when I'm like, water's happening. Oh, do you feel better? I'm very confused. I'd love if she'd go back with coal. I don't, not too bad about... Okay, look, you've lost me, Charlotte. Yeah, pretty in the show. Yeah, but she's spoiled. I haven't seen the show. Spoiled it.

So from Auckland, what do you want to spoil for people? So I've been watching The Rookie, actually. Oh, I really want to see that show. Oh, are you sure you want me to spoil it for you? This is the, yep, go for it. He's asked for it. He's asked for it. Yeah, I already spoiled it for my friend because I got so excited she was watching it,

and I accidentally sent her ship edits of Chenford and Bradford. So how they get together. and they had this slogan and then they actually break up so I ruined it like twice for her because I sent it when they got together and then I sent another edit of them breaking up

and yeah completely spoiled it these mean nothing to me but they will one day damn it finally Sebastian spoil something for us mate what's going on I want to spoil demon slayer oh again

I want to watch that movie too okay that is pretty good but I just want to say Tanjuro the main game character becomes a demon at the end and everyone dies. Everyone. And it's all about him slaying

demons and he's a demon? Ah man! Yeah, he becomes a demon. Boozon turns him into a demon at the very end. And he becomes the most powerful demon. Okay, thank you, Sebastian. Let's wrap this on. So many people just texting in, Spoilers for things. Ashley said,

Bobby died in 911. I don't know what that means, but you're spoiled it, Ashley. It's been spoiled. Oh, I love, I'm like so alive. Are you? Are you? Okay. We do that every week.

I think we've been told our whole life we can't spoil things to people and I guess we're consensually spoiling things. It's okay. Yeah. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I caught up with a friend over the weekend Harrison and made of mine I hadn't seen in years. Recently divorced. Oh, not good.

That's never good, I don't think. No, but I think I'm someone who likes to learn from other people. You know, you want to learn what happened? I don't know if you can ask that. I ask that. I think I'd always, oh. No, that's about it's. I'd always ask.

Yeah, what was like, what went wrong? Yeah. I want to go that in depth. What did you do? What went wrong? What did she do? Was I involved? You know, these are questions you got to ask.

So this is my friend got divorced and it all stemmed from a surprise party. Okay. The relationship started off on a bad night. This is the craziest story I'd heard this before. I hadn't seen the guy in years. But basically, he wanted to propose to this woman. Yes. So he went about this real elaborate way of doing this.

He asked his first. friends to get his partner to do a surprise party for him. All right? Is that confusing? So he set up his own surprise party. He set up his own surprise party. It already doesn't just sit right with me. I don't like that.

Now the idea of it was to do a reverse surprise so she'd be so shocked. So he got her to do a surprise party for him with the idea being when the surprise party was thrown. It was, oh, surprise. He goes, no. Uno reverse. Double surprise drops down to one knee. this to her.

Whoa, well, okay. Hold on. Just backtrack a little bit. So he's asked his friends

to make the surprise party for him. Yeah. Have the friends gone to the girl and said, oh, let's do a surprise

party for your boyfriend? Yes. So she doesn't know he's done this. No. Okay. But everyone's in on it as an engagement

but except her. Oh, okay. So you already thinking your head's going why are you doing this? There's a lot to be like,

she's doing something cool and then she's not. So what happened, Ros, that's kind of what you think's going to happen. they set up this event

he's there he gets led in surprise surprise she thinks she's done a great job oh surprise party everyone's here he drops down to one knee she goes babe get up

babe get up it's a surprise party get up what are you doing oh and then he's gone will you marry me and she's like what and he's gone yeah I organise this whole party so that you'd

and she said oh I thought I was doing it so okay so it started off on the wrong foot. And this has been in the other than in a couple years, their divorce. And he says it puts it down to this engagement moment. Oh, he thinks it's from that. He thinks it all started with that. How long were they together for after that moment? Two years. But she's got, he reckons she said yes, just because he forced it on it. Well, he kind of did. I mean, he's probably, he's probably a nice guy.

But yeah, that's a lot of pressure to do an engagement party for people who aren't even engaged yet. I think there's a part of when you propose your partner where you want it to be special. and them to have no idea. Do I think you can take that too far? I think you can. I think that's an example of it. Yeah, yeah. Clearly it wasn't meant to be.

Like, he should have got the vibe more from her. Because she should have said yes if she really liked him. Yeah. I know it's embarrassing, but you just say, oh yeah, I love you. This is crazy. And then she's going, no, get up. Stand up.

I don't want to be with you. That's awful. I want to know, oh, 800 of the years right now, though. Has anyone else had a surprise party disaster? Because you always see it in rom-coms, that's like a real thing. people are arguing and then they go in or they say something they're not meant to say when they're going into a surprise party

they don't realize it's a surprise party that was even like my brother was having a surprise party but organized it for like a month and then the night before we were having drinks like me and my mum and all that kind of stuff and then she called my brother and goes oh my gosh am so are you excited for your surprise birthday in my mom? She's like what do you want about

is like I'll remember we're planning this whole thing for you are you excited and ruined everything did she not realize when she said your surprise birthday that she might have botched it? I don't know. I don't know. Okay, oh, 800 the edge. And I'll give you a double past our must-see movie if you come through because I know it's like,

it's a hard thing to admit, but have you seen a surprise party get messed up? Maybe your partner did it for you, but you were in a bad mood, you didn't want to go out, and then you didn't realize that it was a surprise party the whole time. Like you're all hiding inside, waiting from the camp home, and they come in and they just are arguing.

And you just hide the whole time because you don't want to come in like, when do we come out? Because they're just arguing at each other. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Havis. The Edge. A friend over the weekend who is going through a divorce, which isn't great.

But he reckons it all stems from when he got engaged, which was like a real elaborate story, how he'd set up a surprise party for himself, twisted it into an engagement, and it just went terribly. And he got us talking about surprise parties. You know, you always risk when you put a surprise party on that it might not go great. Yeah, and you feel the tension about it. I was at a surprise party two weeks ago. And the whole day it was just like, oh my gosh, is you going to know?

What are we going to give it away? He can't come over. It's intense. Yeah, I've had friends who their partner organizes them a surprise party and then they don't know about it. They don't want to leave the house. They're getting an argument. The other person knows they've got to get them there.

They're arguing the whole way. I don't want to do this stupid thing. Yeah. They get there. They're arguably designed to fail. I think so, too. Producer Nurse Sam, what happened with you, Matt? You said you've got one.

Yeah, this is horrendous. So I set up a surprise party for my partner at the time and organised that would go out for dinner, arrive, and everyone would be there. And it worked. So everyone was there at our house piling in while we were out for dinner, including my mum, his mum, sisters, family as well, friends, all there. Okay.

So we opened the door, surprise, and he's like very surprised. But equally so am I, because why'd we been gone, one of the guys had been in our bedroom and had gone into my, top drawer and pulled out the old... Yeah. Oh! Yes. You're hidden phone?

No. Yeah. Oh, you're bad at fun. Yes. And he was jumping around, being an idiot with it, in front of my parents, his parents, family and everything. Oh. Oh my God.

I died. That is... Okay. It's funny if they buy one and bring it out. The fact that it's yours? I know. Oh, I don't know about that. Oh.

I can't even believe I've seen this. You can't go through someone else's bedroom drawers. No. That's the rule. It didn't clean it. Of course it's clean. It's got to Jackie in Canterbury. Welcome, Jackie.

What's going on? When did the surprise party go wrong? I organized my 21st birthday, sorry, my son's 21st birthday. And it was a surprise one. And I had a private chat on Messenger and all that sort of thing. and it was sort of like a boys weekend, all his mates, no partners. And I put on there, please keep this private. You know, we just want to keep it from him.

So we organised whitewater rafting in Hamner. I hired a house. All the boys had sort of pitched him some money for everything. So it was really cool. It was going to be an awesome weekend. That sounds great. Yeah, got there the Friday night. The boys were there, started.

My son was there as well. And he was really good And I found out from him The next day That his ex-girlfriend had tipped him off Oh no Oh Just out of spite

You know one of his mates That were going Mentioned it to his ex-girlfriend And she decided to To tell him about it And I was so gutted I put so much effort into it Yeah it was a real bummer

I mean, it was a great weekend, but it was just really stink that he just, he knew about it, you know? Yeah, Jackie. You know, that is really sad, but can I just say, like, if you were, like, if your ex did do you wrong or whatever, what a way to get the bad. It's a massive power move. I was thinking that. Yeah. Pretty good move from the ex there. Yeah.

I know you cheered to me, but also, you've got a surprise party coming up this weekend, you're loser. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. My goal, on this show I feel like in this workplace, is to make the next big ideas. That's what we do. Our show is about making the big ideas. You know, I've made some big ones. But the mascot, that was from me?

That was? And then you turned around on it a little bit when it couldn't be your idea. And then you came back to it when it got made and you liked it. And then Chris Mack stole it. And then Chris Mack from 660 did steal it. Yeah, tap that. So that's where I tap out a song you'll call it and guess what that is. That's pretty big deal.

That is a good segment. Yeah, yeah. No, you're an ideas man, Harris. I've always said that. So I literally, Sean, have the next easy money. It's the next easy money. It's the next big game. I had a problem.

I met with the boss. I'm like, mate, I pitched it to him. This is what I think. I played it with him. He's like, yeah. It's definitely got legs. It's got potential, man. Work on it.

I can't wait. You said you literally had an epiphany about this. You've talked about it so much, but I haven't heard what it is. Okay. Well, Sean, everybody at home, texting through, 3, 3, with your reacts of what you think about my new game. But please, get ready for. find words.

30 seconds on the clock here, Sean. I'm going to call out four words that are phonetically spelt sounded out differently. See, I'm still going to the pitch. Wait, okay. Four words that are phonetically spelt. So here's an example.

So today, our category is celebrities. That's the category. Every day is a new category. Every time we play. Yeah. I'll give you an example. You're going to tell me what the word is by how I say it. Okay. Category of being celebrities.

Fam O us. Oh, okay. Famous. Yes. Okay, I'm with you. So that's the game. Okay, okay. Called find word.

But you just say a word out. Like Wednesday. Wednesday. Yeah, okay. So you just say it how you'd spell it. Exactly. And you've got to say it out of that. And you've got 30 seconds.

And if you get all four, you would have a thousand bucks, Do you really have that kind of money to give away? Well, this is still the pitching phase. So I will eventually. Okay, right. Sean, 30 seconds on the clock, mate. Yeah. I've got it forward.

You only need to get four words in 30 seconds. Should be easy, right? Yeah, sure. Your category is celebrities. Love it. Your time starts after I call out the first word. Feel free to play along at home, okay? Text in 3, 3, 3, 4.3 with your live reviews.

Your first word, Sean, is... I'm O L I'm O Limo Correct P art Y Party

Correct Re deca Pet Red deca pet Deca Yeah Re Re

Red carpet Yes correct Sign at Your signature Correct thousand bucks Sean. Oh wow! That's it.

I quite like it. You got 27 seconds, mate. You're just like, you know. So what are you thinking about? Findword? I think it's good, man. I think it's got legs. I think it's got legs.

Yeah. Or legs. Yeah, and then like tomorrow, the Canada's going to be names. So I'll give you one right now. Okay. Mike Hell E. Mike Hellee.

Michelle. Yes, Michelle. Michelle. Okay. That's a pretty clever game, eh? It's very clever. Can I be honest with you? I've pitched it to the boss.

He despises the game. He actually laughed and said, that's a joke. Get out of my office. Did he? He did. Oh, wow, that's no good. Yeah, he's a real loser though.

Did he spit on you again? Nah, not this time. Not this time? Yeah, no. Keep my mouth shut just in case. So he gets it right in there. Cool. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. I just want to address something that happened on Friday. We sent Harrison to Denita. we scrapped a vest to you with $500 cash and Rhythm and Vines tickets and then let you loose around a bunch of Dunedin students who were quite angry and quite keen to get the tickets and for that I just want to say I'm sorry it was a little bit dance monkey dance but it was very exciting to listen to it

Yeah no look man I've done a few of these before we did them at the start of the year They were called cash strapped It was either me or Dan from the breakfast show And we'd go to these places around the country And we'd strap money to each other To ourselves and we'd run away And then people let the chase after us and grab the envelope off us

and they win that money. And those were all good. Do you know? Because like, I mean, one, I did want a toadonga and an Olympic athlete won. Yeah, that's a bit annoying. He won, congrats to him.

So it was quick. It was over. And then I think, I can't remember where else I've done them, but they've all been like very tame. It's a real mix of people because people will pop in before they go to work. Yeah.

Be people in suits. It'll be workers from the supermarket. They'll all come down and have a go. Not a lot of young people. I'd say. Then you guys sent me to Dunedin for something called Catch Me for R&V where I had,

Dunedin, if you're not aware, which is crazy if you're not, is like the student capital of the country. It's full of young students and strapped to me, I had double-passed to R&V, $500 cash and camping passes. I think if you got a couple of people on Castle Street and you said, hey, fight this other student

to the death for this prize, they'd do it. Yeah. And so I don't really get nervous for these things. I'm usually fine. And so I go up and I'm on the field and they're all there waiting. We're probably like 20 minutes early. And then I'm kind of on this live stream and on the edge live stream,

like getting my vest on, giving my headphones on, talking to you guys, I'm crossing live from on the field. And then at one point, it's closer to the time. I see in the live stream, like, I'm putting my vest on. I see everyone in the live stream in my camera like coming behind me. Like all of them, all 50 students. And I turn around and go, whoa! And I was like, what do you guys do?

We haven't started yet. And this one girl, she was tough, this rugby girl. I saw her on the live show. Rugby boots on. One of the only people with rugby boots on. You know, like sprigs into the grass. And then I was like, oh my gosh, what are you guys doing? She's like, it started at 4 o'clock, you said.

I looked at the time, it was 4.01. I was like, oh, sorry, guys. I probably meant to, but we'll go live in a break next. So it'll probably be about four minutes. And she goes, so you're a liar? And I go, no, no, no, sorry, I'm not a liar. It's just like radio and all the stuff. And she's like, like, loose start time for.

But we can't start being on the dark. She looks around and go, guys, he's a liar. And I'm like, oh, so I'm freaking out. She's getting quite angry at me. Oh, no. I was like, okay, you guys need to stay there and I'm going to like go further in the field and just stay back. Because, you know, because they can just rip it off me

and run someone I can run away with it. So they stay there, I go to the middle of the field. There's a girl called Gabby who works for the edge down there. She's got a megaphone. And I say to her, okay, Gabby, can you just like, say to them that they can't tackle me because you're actually not allowed to tackle me. So it felt like it was on the verge of a riot.

It wasn't the verge of riot. And you needed to de-escalate the situation. Yeah, yeah, I said, please you tell them that don't tackle me. She was, okay. And then she goes around to the megaphone, she goes, guys, I know you really want to tackle him because that would be pretty funny. But please try not to. Oh, oh. I don't even say try not to. Just don't. Now here's the moment where Harrison ran.

The reason I wanted to bring it up today is because you could hear the fear. It's the fastest you've ever run. and it's the furthest you've ever gotten and is the most scared you've ever sounded. This is Harrison running away from these 50 Castle Street students. They're coming, they're coming, they're coming, they're coming. I'm quite far.

They're so far behind. They're here, they're here. TikTok, Eugene Zee, live stream. Oh, what's that up? And there was just this relief when you didn't get absolutely g-rolled by a female rugby player, and I empathise with that.

Thanks. Anyway, that is horrible audio. Shout out to everyone in Dunedin who gave Harrison this. They're coming, they're coming. Produce it. It sounds so bad. Producer, Nurse Sam. Can we work that into some intro or something for a segment?

It'll be the trailer, yeah, absolutely. They're coming. They're coming. They're coming. Oh, don't. That just sounds bad, guys. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

And just found out in scandal before, Ed Sharon's got an album coming out called Eject that is going to release after he dies. Yeah, so it's actually, well, there's not a date for it yet, is there? God, I hope not. I hope not. But, yeah, he's got this final album

before when he dies that's going to come out called Eject. And I thought, Sean, why have we not got albums? We need to make album four when we die. It's a great move. I've always wanted to leave a legacy on this planet. Let's face it, I'm probably not. So it'd be great for me to have some music there

ready to go. And then I could be like one of these artists who are appreciated after their time. Yeah, because I also think the album's going to be hidden with secrets and stuff that they always want to let out. That's a good point. That's what I think it's going to be about. Yeah, because now you can say things you wouldn't say.

Yeah, and so we've had to go at writing a song each from the album. I've actually written the album already at home. You've got the whole record ready to go. Got the whole record. Oh, wow. But yeah, it's kind of me saying what I've always wanted to say but couldn't. A couple songs that are on the album are The Gingerbread Man. That's one of them.

Love that. Um, Finding the One. Okay. The rock and roll song. Is it? Yeah. And the one I want to sing for you today, just a little bit of it. It's called He Happened.

Okay, take it away. If you're listening to this, you've made it. I haven't. I dead. Horrible accident. Or sickness. This is the final time you'll hear me. Strap in, bitches.

I found my life hard most days. Things I did weren't okay. Shut my pants every week. Found my downstairs quite bleak. I was riddled with dandruff. Lots of nights spent in handcuffs. Let my dog always lick. Peanut butter off my toast.

Remember me, he happened. Oh, that's beautiful, man. Thank you. You know what? I feel like that we can probably wrap it up there. I think that's a good moment to end on because I didn't quite get the brief. What do you mean?

I thought you were saying like you admit all these like things, you know, because you don't worry about getting cancelled after you die, so you just admit all the stuff that you're kind of thinking about you're going to say it loud. I didn't say, I don't worry about being cancelled. What have you written? Well, my song's called, I think Trump's funny, parenthesis. I don't agree with his policies, but I do watch every video of him that pops up on social media and laugh.

And the thing about these is Jepts songs, are they authentically 100% you. Is that, I don't think I got the brave. Give it a go, mate. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I don't really care about your baby picks. I get it. You've got a kid congrats. I listen to the Joe Rogan podcast on occasion. I think he's got an underrated interview style. I never understood the film Inception. And now I'm kind of too embarrassed to ask. I sometimes listen to Akelly, but no one's around.

And my AirPods ignition's playing. I'm getting down. I've never watched Shortland Street but I pretend that I have I also don't understand the rules of rugby union I want stole five dollars from the church donation bucket and used it to buy a barbecue rodeo meal I sometimes say things are gay when no one's around but like not in a negative way I truly love gay people

but more just saying something's gay if it's really gay like Lady Gaga's born this way you can't cancel me now that I'm dead or maybe you can but I don't care because I'm dead although I understand this is purely hypothetical and I'm not really dead. I'm doing this on the radio. Like me, Sean Hill, saying these things out loud

that have all agreed we can't say out loud. Like if I was dead, it wouldn't matter too much. But I'm not actually dead, and now I've realised I've still said the things that this was going to come out after I die. But no, it's obviously not. I'm not dead. So there might be repercussions.

Can I be 100% honest with you? Please. All of it, to me about you, adds up. Checks out? Yeah. Great. Your Arvos, Hit Harder. With Sean. and Harrison

The Edge What movies should we see? Popcorn Phone's off Another trailer Harrison's movie corner Guys I'm reviewing the three hottest movies right now

Well two of them are currently at the cinema And one of them is actually a TV show on Netflix The first one Feels like a loophole It is a bit The first one Here's a description After seven years sober

Charlie Sheen candidly discusses His Rise to Fain and Public Downfall Join by family and friends who share untold stories of his journey through stardom, struggles, and redemption. This is, aka Charlie Sheen. How do I present this with any class? I think we're past that, Charlie.

We're past that, yeah. I listened to a podcast for them recently and it made me really want to watch it. Yeah, it's like harrowing. It is insane what this guy has gone through because I only knew him from two and a half men. Yeah, me too. I didn't realize what a big star he was.

I don't remember. Oh, he's in like platoon and all these, um, Ferris Buellis and all these big-ass movies from back in the day. So it's a two-part series of Netflix. Both episodes are an hour and a half long. But he's just like the craziest guy ever. Yeah. Like he had real bad addictions to things.

He did a lot. But there's a great story in her where his dealer, for whatever he was, I'm not going to say what he was dealing, but his dealer party with him one night. He's like, all right, Charlie, I'll see you next week. Goes away for a week. Goes back to Charlie. Charlie's in the same outfit.

He's still in the same bender for a whole week. Man, I listened to the podcast with him. He'd, like, party all night and get up after like 20 minutes nap and go and film two and a half men. And he talked openly, it was like the first guy to be like, yeah, I'm a massive drug addict, but I'm like, and he just would say it. But he's like, really gone through it. Like, now he's a bit of a legion.

You're watching, oh, I kind of respect the guy. Yeah. So go watch it on Netflix. I rated it five out of five cheesy garlic nans. Wow, that's a first. That's huge. I still don't think you should be sneaking cheesy garlic nons into a cinema, but that's just my opinion.

The second thing is I watched a movie at the sitter in the weekend. Reform criminals, Mr. Wolf, Mr. Stake and Mr. Piranha, Mr. Shark, and Mrs. Tarantula, are trying very hard to be good. However, they soon find themselves hijacked onto a high-stakes heist that's masterminded by a new team of delinquents. They never saw coming, the bad girls. And the movie's called The Bad Guys 2. Things sure have changed. Not everyone believes it, but the bad guys went good.

And we cannot wait for society to welcome us with... Open arms. Yeah, I miss the whole bad guys thing. Yeah, the original movie came out about six years ago maybe. Kids' movies just aren't as good these days. I don't know what it is, just animated kids' films? Boring. Because you think they'd just get better and better and better,

but it feels like they might have peaked with Finding Nemo. Yeah, kids just love like brain rot stuff, like sing, secret life of pets. They're just like average movies. Not a lot happened to them. Yeah. Sounds like the bad guys. Nothing really happens. But I'm also not a kid, so maybe I'm just growing up

and I'm growing out of liking that kind of stuff. stuff, but the stories that we fell in love with, they were big stories, like Toy Story or Little Mermaid, they had heart in them. Yeah. This has got shart in them. So I gave that three cheesy garlic nons out of five. And the final movie I saw at the movies this weekend was this. When Gabby's Dole House, her most prized position,

ends up in the hands of an eccentric cat named Vera and sets off on an adventure through the real world to get the Gabby cats back together before it's too late. And this movie is called Gabby's Doll House, The Movie. We're taking a trip to spend the week with my grandma Buckle up Gabby Cats, it's time to go Here we go! I've never heard of this, I'm glad.

Gabby's Dole House It's a hit man, they made it into a movie. That's a YouTube channel for kids. Yeah! I saw it on the weekend. Why did you watch that? Hopefully not in a cinema. Yeah, it was full.

Oh man, that's not all good. But, no, no, it's 5 out of 5 cheesie a gallon arms. I loved it. Go check that one out. Oh, dude. Gabby's Dollhouse, the movie. It's epic. Oh man, that's...

You just said you hated kids' movies. Yeah, but this one's just different. Okay. This is like toddler movie. Okay, man. Like, whatever you want to do with your spare time, that's all good. Thanks, man. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. The Edge Five Star Fact. This is a part of the show where I bring a fact to the table, and our judging panel will rate it out of five stars based on the following criteria. you. originality, sheer ability, and performance. With no staff today, Harrison, is the only judge here. You've recruited a few people.

Yeah, we have across the table from the digital girl, Clara. Hello. Kiyoda Clara. How are you at judging facts? I like to say I'm a bit of a connoisseur with these, so this will be quite difficult for you, Sean. Yeah, sometimes Clara's out in the office listening. She'll either throw me a thumbs up or like pull the fingers,

depending on the last point. Yeah, and also on the phone, and we can call up at our hundred of the edge. We have Tina. Hi, Tina. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? How's your judging skills, Tina? Pretty good.

Are you a Simon Cowell or... Who's another judge? Not actually not. Louis Walsh? Randy Jackson. Judy. Probably a Simon Cowell. Oh, tough.

What kind of facts do you like? What would be your favourite-themed fact, Tina? Oh, anything. Anything. Okay, that's good. Today's fact, guys, is about Queen Elizabeth I first. Okay, Clara. Instly, if rolled your eyes and pushed the microphone away.

She had a physical reaction to that. Hear me out, okay? Queen Elizabeth I made black teeth trendy. Right, so she was around in the 1500s, Queen Lizzie I. She loved sugar. Had a real sweet tooth. And there's like pre-dentice, pre-toothpace. So she'd just be smashing back sugar

And she got like real black teeth And she made it trendy Because she was such like a fashion icon All these women of the era were like Trying to blacken their teeth To look like Queen Lizzie How do they blacken their teeth Like rub sugar into the...

Oh like coal and stuff Or yeah try and like do it Isn't that crazy? Is it kind of similar to how like being How a lot of the royals were like quite obese And how that became trendy Because it was like a sign of wealth Is that similar?

Because you can afford sugar Exactly Phelan Judge Digital Girl Clara, that's exactly it. Is that why Charles's got real big sausage fingers? I can't answer that question. He does, though. I mean, he does. Do I think that's the reason?

I don't know. Tina, any questions from you, my friend? No, I just thought she was famous for not having any children. I've never heard that about her, actually. Oh, Tina, it's always fun with a judge out facts the guy trying to give a fact. That's awesome. What a fact!

great fact, but she did also say that even as someone with this much knowledge about Queen Elizabeth I'm just finding out exists right now, didn't know this fact. So how would you, out of five stars, Tina, you can be the first one. Well, how would you rate that? Probably three.

That's not bad. It's not bad. Sean, I'm going to rate you I'm going to rate you a 3.5 because I liked the conversation. I'm going to rate you a 4 because I like the conversation that came out of this. That was very cool. Yeah, I'm going to give it a 3 as well. I feel smarter having heard it, which is always great, because sometimes...

They make you dumber? Yeah, you can say it, that's okay. I'll take that. Three's middling, which is sometimes that happens. Thank you, Tina. Thank you for playing. I've also learned that I... Thanks, Tita.

I've also learned that now I, people must look at me and go, man, he must be so incredibly rich. Why? Because I'm obese. Oh, because... Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And this is usually where we get a little philosophical.

I'll give the team a would-you-r-r-rather question. And I'll be honest with you, man, without Steph here to rain and in, this is a pretty crazy, would-you-rather? Okay. Would-you-rather have the power to duplicate cats? But to do this, you have to be holding a cat and feed it an entire salmon. But if you put the cat down at any point, the process starts over. What?

Is that the would-you-rather? It's a superpower. This is the first thing. Would you rather have the power to duplicate cats? Okay. by feeding them salmon. Yeah. Or have the power

to grant access to a character customization screen for yourself, but you can only hit the randomised button and you can only do it 10 times. So you can end up being super hot and jacked or you can really mess yourself up, but you've only got 10 shots at it. Or duplicate cats.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. By feeding them salmon. Yes. What's the third option? I'll give you a third option if you want one. You have the power to become the greatest orange peeler in the world, and you'll always be able to smoothly remove the skin of an orange in a single peel. What's the fourth option?

The fourth option is you get a really moist Victoria sponge cake. Do you want to know the fifth? Is you a fifth one there? You get a hundred dollar pack and save gift card. I want to lock them five? Do you want to know the sixth option? Uh, yep. End world poverty.

But I've already locked in the pack and say a hundred. Yeah, so you've messed up that. So you've got the $100 or the gift card. And I can't take that back. No, you know, you can't take it back. Do you know what's crazy after hearing all of them? Yeah. I do wish I could have duplicated that. I read that on mine. I was like, that's crazy.

Who thought of that? Someone. You know what, I get these from a Reddit page called Would You Rather? And every day there's like 50 new ones. I don't know who's doing. these, but someone is in a boring as office job just contributing to this. I love that where the world's going. Anyway. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Hey, hope you enjoyed the podcast. This is the podcast outro. This didn't make it to the radio. This is just a little bit extra for you. Extras for experts. And since it's a bit of lads, lads, lads today, just me and Harrison, I thought I'd get the boys' opinion on.

I've been struggling recently. This is quite a serious chat. I've been struggling recently going to Kmart. with my fiance. Oh, yeah. She's on this real, I don't know, women get to this age where they want to, she calls it nesting, where everything in our house needs to go away in a certain place. And I'm all for being clean, but she always wants to change things as well.

She was to buy new things. She was to buy new storage. Everything needs somewhere to be stored. We need storage containers for everything. And she wants to go to Kmart every single week at the moment and just buy storage things. And I'm like, we've got shelves. And you go, yeah, but then we put the storage on the shelves. And you put the things in the things on the shelves.

And I'm like, we can just go to. put the things on the shelves and I have to basically go through, came up with her and talk her off the ledge in every single aisle. Literally. Literally. Yeah, man, I'm not going to lie. They would really fuck me off. I appreciate your partner Jeannie and I'm glad you guys are doing well together.

But it would really, yeah, put a fucking nail in my head, as I'd call it. How much money do you guys spend there? Well, I don't know. It's not even about the money. But she did drop like a hundred bucks in the weekend there. but it's not so much about the money it's more about just like you don't need it

we don't need it she bought a laundry basket she got three laundry baskets she's like oh I throw up my old one and get this one I was like your old one's fine I do get her on that I always look at laundry basket and then my girlfriend always goes well it's a fucking laundry basket

you don't need a new laundry basket you've got one you only need one that's what I'm saying yeah the only thing that concerns me about this and we've talked about it but you know you get a lot of packages at work you do you get sent a lot of packages here like heaps

and you guys and I've been here place, it is tiny. The little apartment. Do you biff a lot of shit? Yeah. That's not good. Do you donate it? Oh, we donate it.

Good, good, good, good. We don't throw things out. Yeah, I was like, you must donate a lot of stuff. We donate a lot of stuff, we do. We have like a one-in-one-out policy, which is why she, it annoys, that's kind of her loophole to our one-in-one-out policy is buying storage. What's that word? Like, over-consumption.

Am I, do you reckon I'm, do you reckon I'm destroying rainforest? I think you guys are over consuming. Consuming. Overconsuming. Do you think the package thing maybe, because you talk about me getting a lot of packages at work, do you get things sent to your home? I used to, no I don't really.

Yeah, because this is my postal address. This works. But still, you get a lot of packages. I do get a lot of stuff. I can I get a, oh, I don't even know, a package that I've either got sent or I've been brought once every three to four weeks. Yeah.

If that. Yeah. What do you think in mine is? Huh? What do you think mine is? Once every two days. Yeah.

Truly. That's probably true. But a lot of it is like... Because I'm also like, what the fuck do you buy? Like I'm like, I only... I buy clothes. Yeah. But anything else, I'm like, I've got nothing else to buy it.

Like, you guys would like, if I said to your partner, Gene and you, you can stay in my house for a year, do whatever you want. I reckon it would change six times over. Yeah, probably. Whereas I, my house is so basic. I'm like, well, I don't own the place. I'm not going to do much to it, am I? It's just going to stay like this.

We don't do anything in the interior of our house. Maybe some plants. Actually, I've got a new package coming this week, Harrison. I'm very excited for. I bought the new AirPods. Did you? Yeah, but only because I use AirPods every single day. They're like my most used thing.

I have them in my ear. Basically, when I'm not at work, I'm walking to work and stuff. I always listen to musical podcasts. And, you know, I dropped one down the side of the train the other day. You did. I never got a little slit. Dropped it in the little slit. You know what? I did not pick up on that gag at all, basically until that video came out.

That's why it was funny. Because he had no fucking idea. I was like, oh my God, there's no idea that he keeps saying down a tiny little slit. There's the problem. There's a problem with this show. You'll have a story and it'll be something you're trying to do. But you say one thing that's just slightly overtly sexual all of a sudden. Yeah, I was talking to someone recently and they were saying, I was saying, like, how is the vibe when you guys show? Like, what differences do you all bring? And I was like, fuck, I feel like I'd still a lot of, like, sexual innuend. and shit. And I was like, I feel like I do so many. But then, when you look at the whole picture of the show and all of it combined,

it's like, it actually evens out to not being a lot. Well, compared to everyone else's. Yeah, like, if we all did it, it'll be a fucking shit show. There's three voices here. So when I pipe up and do it, it's like, oh, yeah, that feels like a healthy amount. But in my ear, when I write down bits every day, I'm like, that's another sexual innuendo, it's another sexual innuendo. But, you know, he's got to cater to the masses.

I had someone come up to me in the building the other day, and they're like, I really like Harrison's hand job joke the other day. And I was like, what? In the kitchen making coffee. He's like, yeah, yeah. He talked about his like, Tamoko, and then ended it with a handjob gag. I was like, yeah, man, it was quite poetic, wasn't it?

He goes, yeah, it was funny. I was like, great. Hey. It's just interesting that those are the kind of things we're getting feedback on, isn't it? That's the shit I get feedback on it. It's like I always get the fucking, oh, how's your dog, Duggy?

Oh, fuck. Yeah, how's the toilet paper up your ass? Like, it's fucking, and those are the ones that get recognized on. You know, I went to quite a Christian school, and I remember in year 13, we went to Year 13 camp and I was always quite a boisterous teen I'm sure you can imagine

I was the kind of guy I thought it was quite fun I thought the funniest thing ever when I was 17 was getting naked Nice Like that was to me that's just peak humour Yeah So I'd do shit like that all the time

And I convince these boys to play this game This is going somewhere by the way To play this game And the losers had to do a cookie run So while everyone was having lunch At year 13 camp Like all the adults and all the students The two loser boys

Had to put a cookie between their ass cheek run across the field. Right. And I just thought that was quite funny. That's different. Yeah, yeah.

Like, as a joke, boys, boys, like, you lose the game, you put a cookie in your butt and you got to run there and back without the cookie falling out. You guys, I lost it. Right.

And my other mate, Tom lost it. And so we're like, yeah, let's do it. This will be funny. It's only a couple months to school, whatever. So I put it's cooking my ass crack around the field.

All the boys are like losing it. Like, this is the funniest thing. We're kind of far enough away from everyone having, like, none of the girls really sore. Like, it wasn't like, imprusive or like yeah yeah

we're covering everything up it was just crack up yeah and then my I remember my dean pulling me into his office and being like I'm so disappointed in you

he goes you cannot act like this in the real world like you cannot act you end up in jail you can't do stuff like this in the real world and now

the reason I bring it up is to parallel I now literally do that in the real world I remember when I started at the edge I had to do like three naked stance

and I was like take that there you go Beth Liam college fuck yeah maybe it says more about me

than it does about him because maybe he's right I think it's supposed to say about you because even I look at that and go, yeah, you were about 17 turning 18 in year 13. Like you were old. Yeah. And then I'm like, oh, it's about old to be doing that, mate.

But then you go, nah, stuff you guys are still doing now. It's like, that's a you thing, man, man. It's definitely a you thing. I've dialed it back. I think the culture's shifted when nerdy stuff. It's not as funny anymore. Yeah. But it was the era of jackass, you know?

Yeah, there's all that consent shit. Oh. No, that's important. I don't think that's important. Anyway, I don't know why it's going with that. I just thought it was quite, the juxtaposition of my, of my dean, being like, you can't do this in real life. And then I remember vividly when, like, I was at work

and I had to do some stupid stunt where I had to slide down a slide of cattle lobe naked or something. Like, I don't know. Not exactly, but, you know, anyway. Fuck you, man. Anyway. My chance. Thanks, guys. I feel like I've tried to work through a few things here.

In lieu of pain for therapy, and it hasn't quite worked out. But, you know, that's what friends are for. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover, music, radio, podcasts.