The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #153: Funerals, bum guns, a button gag & jigsaw puzzles. It’s a big one guys! 🤣💥🤣

Episode Date: September 23, 2025

Too much Tuesday! EZ Money  Eject Songs Funny post-death funeral requests… 5 Star fact Harrowing Keefe Sean’s mum got a new bum gun! 🫣🤣 Harrison’s game show Sean’s ‘button’ chat + Harrison gets his own buttons It’s Steph’s Edge anniversary! ❤️ Mispronounced words Harrison's bleak update on his pet charlie Jigsaw puzzle comp (riveting stuff) ‘Old Edge’ chat Would you rather? Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, thanks for clicking on this podcast. Some very fun moments today. My mum has put a bum gun in her house and Harrison finds out what that is. Yeah, I was very excited by that one actually. And gosh, there's so much.

I can't even think we sing a song for Steph because she's away. That was pretty funny. Harrison's got his own sound effects. You can fire one off if you want. There's one. And also, Sean does another five-star fact. It's true. It's true.

It's a very funny show. It's better than we're selling it. Enjoy. Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. What is up, New Zealand? Welcome to the show. It's 3pm, Sean, Stephen Harrison.

Still no Steph today. She is still waiting on bail. No. Put another sickie today, huh? Yeah. Well, she is sick, though, isn't she? Yeah, well. Yeah, well, do we know that?

We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. Can we just say, oh, 100 of the edge? Have you seen Steph around? Not to, you know, we don't want to be anyone to dob anybody else in, but if you want to dobble her in, feel free.

O.00. You're texting 3-3-4-3. Yeah, now this comes from a place of wanting to keep you everyone accountable more than anything. Yeah, yeah. It's not a power thing. It's nothing like that. It's more of accountability and respect for the team.

Totally. So, like, if we go to Levina right now in Fungeray, have you seen Steph around today up in Fungeray? No, unfortunately, I have not. Okay, see, well, that's good. That's good from Lavinia. We know that's not in Fonga day. I know that I don't know Lovina that well. Do we try?

I reckon she may have just back there. That's a good point. That's a good point. We will call Steph later on the show to make sure. I mean, check in on her. Check in, chicken, chicken. Also, a new excerpt from Harrison's upcoming autobiography. Oh, Harrow and Keefe, yeah.

You excerpt. Are this excerpt about puberty? Good, because the last one I heard was about your conception, which I thought, like you, I know they say start at the beginning. Well, it's autobiography, Sean, so I'm going to go through my whole entire life. You really start at the beginning, don't you? Yeah. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. The Edge. Easy Money is the game, and it is now an online game as well. Easy Money Mobile. You can play on the go wherever you are on our app Rover, and make sure you do play online as well, because not only is it fun, but every time you play, you go on the draw to play Easy Money Live.

than win $10,000. Sorry. Are I boring you? No, you're not boring, I'm tired of being up playing the game all night on the Rover app. Oh, I see. Fun, honestly, could eat asleep. I was just playing an easy money game.

It's so easy. Really? Because I'm trying to get into the door to come to the live show. Well, you know you're not eligible. Yeah, I've used a few fake accounts and stuff. Oh, that's no good. I'm hoping it'll work.

We could do a fake ID like the nose and glasses combo. Yeah, I did that little moustache and everything. Really? Yeah. Oh, you should get some sleep, man. The game is, though, if you've never played, a lesser between ENZ, 30 seconds, 10 questions, $1,000 if you win, good luck. Good luck. But right now, we're going to play it live.

She's from Funga. Her name is Lavinia, and she's saving up to go to Europe. How are you, Lavinia? I'm good now that I'm here. Holy heck, you sound a little bit excited. I love the energy. I just embarrassed myself. We love the positivity.

Whereabouts in Europe, do you want to go? Italy and Greece, mostly. Ooh, romantic. Have you ever been to those places, Harrison? No, I've never been to the GC. Yeah. Yeah. I've never been to Europe either, but it sounds lovely, Levenia, quite spiny.

So you've got to need to win this thousand bucks, I think. Yes, yes. Yeah, okay. We're excited for you, Levinia, and we love your positive attitude. Getting us excited. Levenia, your letter today is L. Wow, you might say you're going to be. literally born for this, Levenia, with a name that starts with it.

You've thought about it a lot. L'A for... Lillvania. In Europe. Yeah, Lillania. Lithuania? Is that in... I don't know.

Al for lemon, which you'd probably find in Italy, maybe. Yeah, yeah. Most places, you'd find lemons. Find lemons a lot all over, really. Okay, Levinia, for a thousand bucks with the letter L. Your time starts after I ask you the first question. Are you ready? Yeah.

First question is a star sign. Libra. A cartoon character. Lisa Simpson. A flower. Lily. Something with sports. Something with spots.

Laplace. Something you'd find in your pocket. Lint. An occupation. Liberian. Something you can stand on. Letter. A TV show.

Something you'll give your partner Love Levina I'm going to give you seven for that Okay I do think I do think we need to give you another opportunity to play Why? Not right now

Because of me But another day because Harrison Because Harrison did stumble Yeah Well In front of it said something with spots But I thought it should sports And that didn't make sense

And I'm sorry about that That did eat a bit of the time No it's okay Steph usually does this. I think you did very good. But I do think we need to give Lavinia another shot at some point. Yeah, we do. Yes, 100%.

We'll chuck you on the bench, mate. And I can I just, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry about that. That's on me. I could have that? Yep. I don't want to say that Harrison owes you $1,000, but I do. That feels right.

At least 500. No, I kind of do. I'll look into it. I'm so sorry. But thank you for playing. We really appreciate you. Thank you so much. Cheers, Livini.

I appreciate that. Well, producer, Sam, we'll get her details, we'll let her play another day. That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever done on this radio show. Truthly, I don't think she was going to win either way. She had to skip one.

She had to skip one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the last one still didn't come back. Still. But, you know, yeah, no. All about momentum. Exactly. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

News came out yesterday, guys, that Ed Shearhan has released a new album. Not this album, not play that came out two weeks ago. But he's got an album that's going to come out when he dies called erect. Eject. Oh, God.

Called eject. I hear that can happen after you pass that. It's a natural. Yeah, that it just happens. So it's an album that he, he's made songs. He's made 30 songs for this album.

And then when he passes away, his wife is going to hand-select the best 12 songs and put that into an album. And the reason it's called eject is because it's like his new line of music, you know? He's done the math stuff.

Now he's doing all the stereo series, I like to call it. Yeah, play, pause, rewind, ejects the last put in the disc out so I thought that we should both have a go writing our own eject album songs for when we die found my downstairs

quite bleak I was riddled with dandruff lots of nights spent in handcuffs let my dog always lick peanut butter off my toast Remember me. He happened.

So it was Harrison's a Jek song. Terry, Terry. Yeah, good stuff. I took the wrong angle. I thought it was stuff you wouldn't admit while you're alive. Yeah. Because you were afraid of getting canceled. Are you sure you want to play this again?

Yeah, it's already yet. It's in the podcast. It's out there. I never understood the film Inception. And now I'm kind of too embarrassed to ask. I sometimes listen to Akelly, but no one's around. And my AirPods, Ignition's playing. I'm getting down.

I've never watched Shortland Street, but I pretend that I have. I also don't understand the rules of rugby union. I'll stop it there before it gets into some of the other stuff. Gets worse than that, which is crazy. You got us into the podcast from yesterday. Anyway, so we thought, you know what? This is great of Ed Sheeran.

Yeah. Great gag. I think everyone wants to leave a bit of a legacy when they pass. Yeah. For Ed, it will be this album. But for other people, it could be anything. So we want to know, I'll wait 100 of the years right now. What's the best post-death request you've seen?

What have you seen? I have had a Not my grandmother but my partner's grandmother Had a DJ at her funeral Oh yeah Because they wanted to do like a party Yeah I've had that I've had people wanting to get their ashes scattered in crazy places

Like someone wanted to get their ashes scattered at R&V one year And they did like a thing for it at the countdown They scattered someone's ashes My uncle wanted to get the car Has him in the casket carried out to fat bottom girls From Queen Yeah I don't know that

We couldn't argue with them No, you've got to do it. You've got to do it. And then my cousin, when sheep asked, she was 35, and we all had to dress like clowns to her funeral. See, that's kind of crazy. Hard to grieve. It's hard to grieve.

But, hey, it makes you smile. I think that was the point of it. Exactly. You know? Also, people are going to honour your last request, aren't they? So you can mess with them a little bit. Yeah. So here's something I'd like to do.

I've always wanted to get my ashes baked into brownies. And then to be eaten by my loved ones. Okay. Let's do a... Try a serious one? That's it. That's not a serious one. Because then you have a part of me with you forever.

I think it's beautiful. I don't know if you could... Do you know, I want... I want everyone to go home with a little souvenir from the funeral. And I want it to be my ashes in one of those little sand timers. Oh, that's a good idea.

You can flip it every minute. And then it gets all clumpy. That's him. Because I ran out of time. That's quite a DJ. I could just do a DJ. You could do a DJ thing. I should not just hire that.

Maravos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Ed Sharon announced yesterday that after he dies, an album will come out called Eject, where his lovely wife, Cherry, will pick the songs in it. And it's just like he's already prepped a posthumist album to come out after he dies. So Harrison and I got talking, what are some kind of fun things you could do on your way out to make people remember you? Yeah.

I think it's an important conversation to have, actually, for people like us who aren't massive musicians and can just release an album. Of course. Of course, and the more you talk about that stuff, you know, you can realize it's a part of life. Ege yet to grieve a little bit. Great way to remember people. Yeah. Like, Shannon here is texted in.

I want to have a packet of corn kernels placed in my coffin with me so that when I'm cremated, I go out with a bang. I mean. Funny. That's very funny. That's good. Concerning for the crematorium. A lot of banging going on. You would want to sneak it in there.

You want to let them know. Chris has said it. My nana made hers a party. We all had to wear bright colors. No sad. Shadow Loud or black clothing. See, I love that one. It's a classic one. Yeah, the bright colors.

A lot of people do that. Fun. So it's not too sad, you know? Yeah. I don't want to be remembered, like, and people be sad. Nah. Celebrate it.

Yeah, hard out. We've also got Jasmine on the line. Jasmine, what do you want to do? So I've already prepared my friend for this. She will be given a list, and she's going to stand up at my funeral, and she's going to call everybody out that's ever done me wrong.

so if you eat my leftovers in the fridge, you're getting called out. Oh. Because I don't like confrontation, I wouldn't have to deal with it, okay? I like that you're not even going to try and work on the conversation, just going to wait until you're dead. No, yeah, yeah. And she's already been given a list, so, you know, it will be added to, and that's what, that's her job.

Wait, are you seriously your friend actually already has a list? Yeah, we've already spoken. about it. We ping the messages in our group chat. That's crazy. You hate confrontation. So your friend's going to call people out at your funeral, Jasmine. That's genius. Other people need to jump on board with that.

Emma from Auckland, what's your thing you're going to do to make people remember you? When, well, I saw the idea a friend's grandma did it at her funeral. Just hand out little people Ouija boards at my funeral and with a note saying let's keep in touch. Oh. Funny. Dark, but very funny. I don't condone messing around with that stuff, but funny. But you've got to stay in touch like she's asking.

Yeah, it's good. Wow. It's got a little seance every now and then, stay in touch with Grandma. See what's going on up there? Oh, I love that. I love that. I just have a really dark sense of humour. Of course.

That's pretty dark, mate. It's become clear. Somebody got to Ashley to sexton and saying, I played burning ring of fire at the crematorium for my granddad two weeks ago. As he wish. Yeah. I was a bit of a dark segment, eh, but I like. I do like it too.

There's positives deep in here. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge 5-star fact. This is the part of the show where I put a lot of effort into bringing a fact that I think is worthy of

five stars. And then our judging panel of Harrison, usually Steph, but today, Digital Girl, Clara, and a listener crap all over it and say it's worth one star and kick dirt on my hard work. Don't start with the sympathy stuff today, Sean. Okay.

It's honest judging, mate. It's all honest judge. Nothing personal. That's fair. That's fair. And it's done on a criteria of originality, shareability and performance. Yeah. On the phones, we have a guest judge.

Tash. Or Tash. How do you say it? Tash. Tash. How are you, Tash? I feel like you just said it both ways. I did.

Yeah, I get called all sorts of things. Oh, yeah. It's like Tash said Tash, Tash. Okay. Well, fellow judge, are you excited to be here? What kind of fact are you after? What's your favourite themed fact? Food.

Food. Food. Sean, is it a food fact for Taj Tash Tash? You know, it's not a food fact for Tash Tash. Sorry, but you might like this, Tash. Did you ever read the Guinness Book of World Records? Bits of it, yes. Oh, not a great start.

Getting further away from what Tash wants. Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, you know, I've committed to it now. today's five-star fagerness The Guinness Book of World Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.

Do you remember going to the library? I remember being in like primary school, intermediate and we did like a trip to the library and it was always like first in to grab the Guinness World Record books because they were like, you didn't have to read them and you look at the fat people

on the little motorbikes and the fingernail check. Yeah. And the holographic covers as well were just absolutely incredible. Guys, I think you're mixing up that with Ripley's believer or not?

No. I different. No, I think they both were similar. I actually think the Red Beleave or not was a spinoff from the Guinness World Records because it would be like, oh yeah, it's a wolf girl in Guinness World Records. Then they put them in the Relief Belief or Not.

Do you believe that this is a wolf girl is real or not? That's what they do. Did you think these fingernails were actually that long? I think that was just another book of the Guinness World Records. Probably, a bit of a spin-off, if you will. A sequel. Yeah. I, you know what?

I used to... This is probably too much information. There was a Guinness World Records book. I can't remember what number it was, but I remember they're just being like a chick and a bikini in it, and all of us guys when we were like 11 years old were like just amazed that that was in our school library and we'd all try and get it out.

She was like 14 foot or something, was she? I don't know what she was. I think she's a normal. I'm getting it convinced Whitley's believe of non-staff. That seems very similar for me. Tash, what's your first thoughts on that fact there? Tash, sorry, Tash, what's your thoughts on that? Yeah, interesting.

No, not for me I'm sorry What do you mean It's not for you It's a fact It's just information Okay Tash

What do you want to score Sean's five-star fact Maybe it was because I talked About my sexual awakening As a few best in teens That was too much for her That's not You're making it worse

I might be generous I might give you a two today Wow That is generous after your comments Tash That's generous is it Geez All you're all right

Thank you. Judge Clara? Look, it was, it didn't knock my socks off, Sean. And I'm going to give you a two today. Tempted it to knock off one point because you didn't also provide a photo of the woman in Bikini as well. Yeah. That irks me as well, Judge Clara. Really disappointing. I'm going to give you a two and a half.

It was a far. It was very mid-fact. It was pretty cool. It was pretty fine. Okay, well, you know what? I'll take that. I'll take the feedback on board and I'll come back with a great friend. Food fact tomorrow for tash.

Yeah. She wants one. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I'll be a great billionaire. And I think the first thing you'd probably do would be to fund your autobiography,

which you've been working very hard on, called Harrowing Keefe. That is a... It's a big part of my life. I've lived quite a life, so I've only 25 years of the ripe age. But a lot has happened to me, and I think the key word there is harrowing.

And so that's where the name comes. comes in. It's a bit of a short bit of a play on words there. Yeah. No, I love the name. Harrowing Keith. As a friend of yours, it's important that I question whether you wait. You're only 25. I think a lot of people release these later in life when they've done a lot. See, but I feel like it's, may get into it now. Start writing it now. And these are, these are just drafts. I mean, they're barely drafts. They could be final drafts, really. I could release it tomorrow is what I'm trying to say. But I feel like it's good to run it past people as well.

Okay, great. So I've done a chapter on conception, my birth, and cross-country. And do you mind if I read your chapter today, a new one? I'd love to give some feedback, please. The name of this chapter is, Mama, I'm a big boy now. Trickle, trickle, trickle, trickle, trickle, the rain pummles onto the panes of glass. I reflect, I eject, I erect.

What is that there? A flagpole? The free fall at Rambo's End? The curving tower of Pisa? I peel my boxes down my thighs. Twang! What is that? Twang!

They growing around the monument. Twang! And they're orange? Ow! My face aches. I huddle towards the bathroom. Skid to a halt. Ah!

What is that? I poke it. Ooh, I squeeze it E! Pop! The mirror is now riddled with gunk. That's so sick. Iningly beautiful.

Puberty. It is beautiful. Oof, not a dry eye in the room, man. Yeah, man. I think it's just, you know. Commercial stuff. So obviously that's a scene about you going through puberty. So, yeah, I'll cover in there.

Pimples? pubic hair and morning wood. Yeah, okay, so those are three big things. So far I do take from, you've gone, I've got a harrowing life, so I'm going to write an autobiography about it, and then so far every chapter is just you going through the same stages of life as ever announced.

Well, I think it's harrowing for me, but I think for myself, to grow up, to wake up with morning wood, growing pubes and pebbles on my face. That is harrowing? Did that all happen in one day? Yeah, that was a one morning thing. Wow.

Yeah, that happened to the age of, 17. You did it. Yeah. Up next on the edge are those. Do you know when that will be in bookstores for people to go check it out? At this rate, Christmas? Christmas.

Yeah. Okay, so pick that up from your local Wickles. This Christmas. Coming up next on the show, my parents have recently moved house and my mum has put a bum gun in the house. Oh. Now, you don't know what a bum gun is. No, I've no idea what a bum gun is.

Yuck. Sam, you know what a bum gun is? Do you know what I've been thinking about it, and I think I do know what it is. Okay, all right. I'll tell you what it is next. Cheeky. And it'll change your life.

Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. This is some traditional Thai music. Ah. Yeah, one of the best cuisines in the world, I guess. I love Thai. One of the most beautiful countries in the world. Lovely people.

Oh, yeah. Have you been to Thailand? No. Great massages. Bangkok. That's the capital. Yeah. Also something will do with the massage if you ask them nicely.

So my parents recently moved into a new place, and they bought a bit of a door upper. You know? Better location, bit of a fixer upper. Yeah. So they've got this opportunity now to make the house whoever they want it. And what my mum's done is she has, when they've redone the bathrooms, put a bum gun in there. Now a bum gun is a thing that you're a thing that you're going. would find in Thailand. You also find it in Vietnam, Bali, a few different Southeast Asian countries.

I've given you a bit of paper there, Harrison, in front of you, and you as well, producing Nurse Sam. Feel free to unfold that now. That's a picture of what a bum gun is. Do you want to explain what you're saying there? That's in her bathroom. Yeah, in her bathroom right next to the toilet. It's definitely giving something that should probably want to keep in the top drawer. Do you explain what it is? I don't know if I can't explain what that is.

Nathan's sexy and you guys are out. just without steer fear. They are out the gate. Do you see what I have to deal with? Why are you printing up this? No, so that's a hose. It's a hose. It's like a ribbed kind of...

It's a hose. It's a hose, like a shower hose with like a garden spray nozzle is what it is. Oh. And it looks like something else, but it's not. Right. It's a hose.

Okay. Oh, does she... Okay. Yeah. So in Asia, this is what you do when you go to the bathroom. room when you abloat, right? You get this hose off next to you.

There's no toilet paper. Is that the hose? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm just trying to be a little above board. Sorry. I'm worried about Nathan here. Sorry. So, when you've done your

ablutions... You're right. What you do is you grab the hose and you just tuck it under there and... Like in the shower? Yeah, yeah, but it's like a real... You know what it is? It's like when you are in the shower and you've got a shower head that you can adjust and you put on the real intense one. Oh, this is very fancy.

That's it. And then you put it like... And then you dry it off. Honestly, when I... say clean as a whistle within five seconds. It's incredible. And my family's been raised for a few times. Whenever they come back, my parents are like, God, why don't we do the bum

gun in New Zealand? Why do we waste so much toilet paper? It's not the cleanest method. It's not the most effective. It's a waste of money. So my mum's gone and done it. I think a lot of people could have gone to that part of the world and come back go, why don't we have that here? My mum's done it, guys. She's put a bum gun in her house. If you go to my mum's house, hopefully you're not.

But... What are you doing? I don't want to be... Don't make a joke. about going to my mum I'm not going to your jokes house I'm not going to make the mum about going to your jokes house I'm pretending

this whole scene like I haven't seen this bumgum before obviously I've bloody seen it well I shouldn't like put in yesterday I put it in for her you are

no no no no no I'm just saying I don't want to be culturally inappropriate but that's just a bit rank why have this it's cleaner

if something's dirty don't you use water to clean it you just drop or you just smear it it cleanses it it cleanses it a noose but it doesn't where does the mess go

doesn't up here to the No, it goes in... When does it go? Into the toilet. Wait, how do you put it in the... If you're sitting down, do you put it in the front passage or the back? So think of...

Okay, so you've thrown a meat pie at a wall. Okay, so you're throwing a meat pie at a wall. This is low. You want to clean the wall. Yeah. You get a water blast it and you spray the wall. No, but do you stand up and... Oh, wait?

So you're sitting down and do it. But you're spraying yourself, right? Yeah, yeah. But are you putting it through the front area? Yes. Okay. So that whole hose... Yeah.

Rubbs past your bits. Yes, correct. See, it's just a hygiene issue for me here I'm not liking it It's okay, you don't have to do it I'm just saying that's what my mom's put in her place I've got a couple ideas of things I put in my place If I was renovating my own house

You know, I don't even own a home But these are things I'd do if I got to There's a house in Tohunga where I grew up Like famously someone put a slide That goes from the second story to the first story In their house It goes outside and slides in it That's quite fun

And I always be completely honest When you said to me today I got a little bit excited Because you said, hey Harrison I'm finally going to show you My mom's bumgubes I was going to shut up. I didn't know it was going to be this.

No, you know what? You've ruined it? I tried to do something nice. You've ruined it. Your Arvos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Now, Sean, as you know, we play easy money every day. Every day at 3 o'clock, you can win a thousand bucks. Yeah, I'd say it's our flagship game. I'd say it's probably the biggest game on the Edge.

Yeah, it is the biggest game on the Edge. And where did that start? Here, on the Edge Arvos. We had the game first. Not as any drama or a beef or anything. but we had the game first. No, so you're saying we're like the ideas factory behind this bigger operation really.

Thank you. That's what you're saying. Exactly, I'm trying to say, mate. It's only a minute before they take on degrees of Stan Walker as well. Exactly. So I've been thinking, or tap that. Nah, maybe not that one. Will you tap dance the pop songs?

Yeah, all great ideas. Here it goes. But I always think, what's the next easy money? What's the next easy money? It's so good they've literally turned it into like a game that you can play on Rover now. Yeah. Like, it's gone that big.

And I've found the new game, Sean. I tested it out in a new game. yesterday. It's called find word. It's fine word everybody. This is where you've got to find the words in the words. And today, someone called us up on O-100 the Edge. It's Matthew. Matthew, how you going, mate? Good, mate. Maddie, mate. What's your favourite word? Oh, home time? Home time. Or homie timie? Huh. This is kind of what the game. The game is about Maddie. So Maddie, mate, it's fine words, okay? You're 30 seconds on the clock.

I thought we agreed yesterday when you did this, that it didn't go great. The boss said he hated it. He did. He said it to your face. He said, I hate this. It's the worst idea you've had to your face. He does hate it. And you walked in today, he goes, you're going to do that shitty game again. Yep. Okay, just to peaked behind the curtain here, Matthew, you're a guinea pig, mate. Because I tested this and Sean yesterday, it went okay. The boss said, try it with a caller. If it works, we will consider bringing this into the show daily. So are you okay being a guinea pig, mate?

Oh yeah, mate. Always got to try something new. I love this guy. This is amazing. This is the kind of support I need. Great attitude, Matthew. I mean, you don't always need to try something, you. This should be my new boss on, Maddie.

So 30 seconds at the clock, mate. I'm going to read out words. You've got to find the words within the words. He's an ex-out. Jeez, I'm still ironing this all out. Today's theme is names like Matthew, Harrison, Sean. I'll give you an example, Matthew. Try and get the name out of this name.

Har I. Son. Harrison. Thank you. That's it. Yep. So you've got to get five of the names, mate, within 30 seconds, and you can win $1,000. Oh, that sounds good.

It'll be really handy. Sorry, that was just like the line that I've prepped to say when we get the game off the ground. You can't actually win anything now. But maybe you could win a movie pass. Yep. Yep, you can win a pass of the movies right now. So you're getting it, five within 30 seconds.

Your time starts after I read out the first name. Are you ready? Do you understand it, Matthew? Ah, yes. Okay, 30 seconds on the clock, Matthew. Your first name, your first word, define the word in the word, is T-Ren T. Screamt.

F. Ran K. Pass. Joe Shish. Joseph? Joe Shish. Josh. Yes. Ty M. Mai.

What was that again? Ty M. My. Tye. Tile? That's Ty. It was Timmy. Okay, you passed one.

I liked that you passed, but I didn't add that rule in, but you passed. But you passed, um, F. Ran K, which is Frank. Jasmine's texting. This is Payne. Well, Jasmine, you've tried to make a new game. I hate this. Yeah, well, you guys try and do this. As he said, F you, Harrison, I'm off to the breeze.

Yep, we appreciate that. Your mum's texting saying your brother's so much better than you are. Mum's not talking to me, but we've talked about this. Matthew, first thoughts on the game, mate. Yeah, yeah. You know, sometimes it's a bit hard. Like, I thought that Frank one was a T. That's what it kind of sounded like.

Oh, so it's my... Might be the phone line or something like that. Yeah, my articulation maybe, eh? Matthew, you're incredibly positive. Thank you for playing. I'm going to say, I don't think it's going to work, man. Okay, well, Matthew, I'm going to write down those notes, brother. I really appreciate you.

You have just, you're a part of history, man. You should be proud. Ki-a-kaha, bro. Yeah, you too. Thanks, bro. I don't think you are. Thank you. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Now, Harrison, my fiancé, she went, we went to the mall over the weekend, and she went to go, I need to buy some new headphones. So I'm going, oh, she's going to buy the new earpods. Maybe she's going to buy some over-ear headphones. She goes into J.B. High-Fi. Comes out with the old wired Apple, like wired headphones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the old school ones.

Yeah, I didn't even know they still made those. And I was like, why are you buying wired headphones for? And she swears by it. She's like, no, I just love them. They're like, you know, you kick them out of your ear. The wire catches them. You don't lose them. Oh, I love them.

Really? I've got them. That's the headphones I have. You use wired headphones. Yeah. And do you know, I reckon they go popular? From, you know, the show Wednesday. General Ortega

Yeah She had those headphones on Like on set and stuff And that show blew up and went viral Then everyone started wearing them after that Oh you think I know they're like a trend Yeah they're trending

They're coming back Like the Y2K thing And then everyone's like Wide headphones are cool And I get that But are they like actually They're not as good Well they are as good

Because like the AirPod ones Do you know I hate about the AirPods Is that you're gonna like Touch them and stuff And flick them to like You know get Skip songs and make them go back And pause and calls and stuff

Whereas the wire one I've got this little panel in the middle, like the buttons. Oh, yeah, you can put some of a button in the middle. Yeah, that's true. And I know you do love buttons. I love buttons. You get jealous sometimes because I push buttons

and you don't get to push buttons on the show. You always push buttons. You know what the thing? Like the iPhone, remember that big square button at the bottom? Oh, do I ever? Bring that back. No! I love the feel of a button on my finger.

Really? Yeah, or like, you know, just old-school phones. Well, Harrison, do I have a treat for you, mate. Do you be buttons? I've given you some buttons. So if you look to you right there, there's eight little buttons, and I've teed those, I've rigged those up with special sound effects.

So if you push any of those buttons, at any time throughout the show going forward, you have your own buttons now, man. How exciting is that? Nah, that's a prank. It's not. Fire off one. Nah, I don't want to.

You're going to stitch me out. Push it. I'm not, I promise. You've given me the right to have my own panel of butter. I've always wanted buttons on the show. Yeah, you've got them. Can I press one? Yeah, push them.

I told you. It's one of those things that goes, you know, when you turn it. Yeah. Okay, say something funny. And then I said, that's my phone charger. Whoa! Harrison didn't actually know that was going to do. I didn't.

I don't know. I didn't have no labels on them. Me and producers of New Sam, we've been having a lot of fun setting up these buttons, yeah. Say, say, uh, producer, nurse Sam, say a medical illness. Menigitis. That's good. So, this is going forward. If you're listening to our show, Harrison's.

going to have some buttons, so he'll be able to fire things often. Oh, yeah. And add to the breaks, add to our chat through sound effects, which I feel it was missing on our show. Yeah, a little bit of that. So yeah, I'm doing to wrap us up Harrison. Yeah. You listen to the air, Javos.

And next up, Scandal, it's going to be fun. Oh. Hey, that is scandalous. Hello. What's coming up in Scandal? Digital Girl Clara, helping us out today with Steph out. Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel has managed to get a show back. after being booted off air

by the Trump administration Harrison, I'm so scared that's coming up next Don't You're at the time Your Avos head harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge

But no Steph today, no Steph No Which is a bit sad She's off sack Her son Rocko has been a little unwell And it's sad because it's actually a big day today We've found out Through the Great Vine

That today is Steph's edge anniversary Poor, good honour, eh? So today, so many years ago, Steph started at the edge. X amount of years ago. How many? I was hoping you'd know. Do you want to just start at this job? I wouldn't have a clue.

I don't know. You've been here for. How long have you been here for? A decade. She was here before I started. So, okay. So maybe, well, it could be 11? It could be 25.

Okay. No idea. We said we'd do something nice for her. I thought we could call her and do like a little surprise performance or something. Well, we can. I think we just kind of brush over the. those details? We just pass the fact that we don't know how long she's been here.

We'll just pass over that a bit, I reckon. We'll still surprise her. Yeah. Yeah. I think we'll be able to sort of. Hello, Steph speaking. Stephanie Mucks, how are you? Sean Harrison here.

There she is. Hello. How are you feeling, Steph? You sound great. I'm glad I sound as good as I probably look and feel. So that's awesome. Well, you sound beautiful, so you must look outrageous. Yeah, yeah.

We know it's a big day for you, Steph. It's a bit of an anniversary for you. We've got a surprise. Are you ready? Yes, please. Yeah. All right. This goes out to Steph.

No, no. Just listen. It's audioably. Okay. Okay. It goes, Steph, congrats on your time at the edge from being on the TV

to a mascot over here. You're a ledge. I'm glad to be one of your peers. I mean, you've been at the edge for years. Wow, that's a portion of your life. At this point, I'd even call you my workwife, from being locked in the Edge Safe House to brag about the chowder at Spate's

Ale House, despite what people say you're actually all right, always a stain on your clothes if you're wearing something white. Wow, what an incredible milestone from your first day at the Edge in 2000. Wow, Steph, today we celebrate your ledge from the 2000 days at the edge. Nice, Sean. Give me this next step, please.

Hit it, Harrison. Let's reflect your time through happy tears and talk your most iconic moments from the years. In 2000, you did a funny thing. In 2000, you tried to sing. In 2000, you showed your disability beside. In 2000, you had him by your side. In 2000, you made a fatal flaw.

In 2000, you asked for more. You've been around for quite some time. You have. You're one of a kind in a mime. Yeah. Oh, Steph. So that was just our way of saying thanks, mate. Happy anniversary here at the edge.

You're a big part of the team. And obviously we're all really stoked that there's a massive milestone. Yep. I appreciate that actually so much. That was really kind. I just, I couldn't quite understand. Would you mind sending me the lyric sheet? Because I couldn't quite get some of the years, some of the numbers.

You know, we work, Steph, a hard thing with it, we can send a lyric sheet, but that was all just, what do you call it in the singing space, riffing? So that's just on top of my head, is that one. Off the dome, Steve. Yeah, yeah. Wow, that was still he freestyling. That was perfect. That was incredible. That was amazing.

And when you said that I'm a big part of the edge, what did you mean by big that particular word? I'm just a bit unsure. I mean, you physically take up a lot of space. Okay, cool, just checking. That was what you did. Awesome. No, boys.

I honestly appreciate that. That's so kind. Thank you so much. Yeah, guess how many years it's been, actually? Oh, we know. Didn't you listen to the song? We broke down every year. We've been here.

literally through the dawn of time. Okay, well, thank you, boys, so much. I loved every minute of that. I'm just going to go back now to blowing my nose and watching a bit of an intellectual documentary that I'm watching at the moment. It's about some real housewives, and they live on Beverly Hills.

So it's a bit of an intellectual one that one, so you haven't really heard of it. But appreciate it, boys. Have a lovely rest of your show, and hopefully I'll be back tomorrow. No worries. All right, get better, Steph. Congrats on the anniversary on,

on how many years you've been here. Yeah. That was lovely. I don't know how long she's been here. Anyway, Steph, congratulations. Sorry for annoying you while you're sick. Goodbye. Love you.

Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. No, Steph today, which is a nightmare because Harrison and I, the two who struggle to talk the most. Yeah, quite a lot. Especially me, I'm... I mumble a lot. I always go to a lot of drama growing up

always said you're mumble. I act like we, I do audition. I do audition today. She goes, can you please say that again? I couldn't hear what he was saying. And for some random reason, I got a job in radio. I don't know how. Yeah, me too, actually. Let's take you back to a time when we were talking about the painter, Picasso. I thought, um, let him try. Let him try. Don't correct on anyone. I thought, what's his name here is he? The artist. Pesarco. And this has been, this has gone on for so long. Pistarco

Pistachio I thought Pascar was older Pesaco Pascarco It's not right Picasso Picasso is the name

No who was alive at the same time A snoop dog Pistario Maybe that's why I'm in radio Because I'm like I'm not dumb

No you're not dumb No you're not dumb Thank you That was very delayed For you to back me up there It's all right I'm just a bit slower Than other people maybe

But you're You know Yeah You don't know A lot of words either No Sorry, I'm going out. I'm going to go.

I'm going to go ahead. It's a boy. No, I don't. I thought it was caveat for a long time. Like, you know, but there's one caveat. If it wasn't for one small caveat. But producer, Nurse Sam, you've said that it's caveat.

Yes, caveat. Okay, well, I've said a lot. Tight-ass, Nurse Sam, eh. Geez. If it wasn't for a small caveat like this. Things that you would want if it wasn't for one small caveat. Look, so here we go. We make mistakes.

Harris and I, a couple big dum-dums. I don't know what. a lot of words, maim. So I want to open it up to you, and this is like making us smarter, making you're all feeding back into this. I'm 100 at the edge. What's a word that you've been kind of mispronouncing your whole life

and you didn't realize until someone corrected you? Yeah, my dad still says supermarket. He didn't know it was supermarket. He's 55. Supermarket. Hey Harrison, can you be pop up to the supermarket before you come around? Sorry, Dad, that place doesn't exist. It's quite cute, though.

Yeah, but he's 55. It is, yeah. I mean, so it is, you reckon it's genetic. Yeah. It's going to, Mila. Mila, welcome to the show. How are you? Good.

That's good, Mila. Mila, what word can't you say? Sweeps. Please say that again. One more time. Sweeps, the drink. Sweeps. Shweps.

Shweps. Shweps. Is your mom there, Mela? Yeah. Yeah What's she saying? He's saying Tell her what you used to take, say

Tell me what you used to say What did you used to say? Schwabers Schwabers Swappers It looks like Schwabers Meeley, right Shwippers

Swappers Sweeps I reckon you would have had some shweeps Yeah That's a great example Mela We appreciate that And for a lot of people

Who have been pronouncing Schweps wrong Yeah Love that Because when she was saying Shweeps at the beginning I was like I thought there was how you said.

It's confused. Your pronounceation's confusing, man. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. What words have you been mispronouncing your whole life? Harrison and I will be the first to admit we're not the greatest speakers. Harrison didn't know how to say Picasso. It's crazy.

Picasso. No, who was alive at the same time, a Snoop Dog? Pistario. Pistario. Pistarco. Pistachio. I thought Pascar was, I can play more. I can't please.

Pesako. Stop it. I think that's enough for me. Yeah, yeah. And people have been calling up an 0-800-the-edge with what they pronounce wrong, and I'm not going to say our listeners are a bunch of dummies. Oh, that'd be horrible to say. I'm not going to say that.

But we are receiving a lot of calls and texts. But then also we started it because you and I do this professionally we talk and we can't say words right. We're all a bit dumb. That's okay. Yeah, but we're inviting it. Yeah. That's all right. Okay, let's go to the phones.

Kristen from Christchurch Welcome my friend What have you been saying wrong So I always get grief Over the way that I pronounce the word So the word is actually Servaget Sorry

Did she just mess it up trying to tell us How it's meant to be said? Yeah Wait so how do you think it's said So I pronounce it as Servaget Why? I just say napkin now

Because I can't pronounce it Surveget It's not even a G in it I know, but yeah, now I just say napkin Okay I love that you've pivoted off trying to learn the word You've gone, it's a napkin Surveguess

Yeah, it's the same with pickle What do you say for pickle? Piggle? Oh no, it's a Gert, Girk, gherkin I can't pronounce that word So I just say pickle What do you say, jerkin?

Yeah, you're jerkin off Oh, Kirsten, can't say that Taylor, welcome to the show What's your word that you can't say? Okay, so my one's not as funny as my daughters, but my one's discomboulated. I always say disconbobulated. But my daughter, she pronounces boots, like the thing she goes on your feet is boots, like books. And she also says this for serious.

So I think it's hereditary. That is. Discombovulated. That's how you say. You know what? She lost me on that one too. I don't even know how to say that. I don't know.

I got lost on all those words. That's a hard word. It is a hard word, Taylor. Amy, what do you say differently? Charcuttery. Like a charcuttery board? Apparently, you're not supposed to say it. Charcattery.

No, I don't think so. No, you definitely don't call it char car carottery. Charcoutheri. Chuck out the chakotteri. Yeah, that's a... Can you say it how you say it? Chakoterie. Yeah.

Well, because it's such an elegant thing as well. Isn't it? The people who are having a chakoterie, are the kind of people who want to be able to pronounce prosciutto. I do prefer it. Are you a chikidori guy? I have a chikolery. Oh, interesting.

Yeah, yeah. You know that about you. Let's go to Mel as well. Mel. What do you mispronance or your son, rather? So he would say to me, mum, can we watch Nicolodon? And I'd say, Nicolodon, what's that? And then he'd say,

you know, and then he'd show me, and I was like, oh, Nickelodeon. That's good. Yeah, no, completely wrong. But anyway, and the other thing he'd say is he'd hear an ambulance coming down the street, and he's like, no, no, he comes in ambulance. And I'm like, what? Yeah, so. I just find that hilarious.

Bit of an American twang on the second one, the ambulance, that's fine. Yeah. It's not too bad. It's not like a good. Nicola Don's crazy. Nicolidon. I know, and I was thinking of something with a T-Rex, and he's like, you know, the TV.

Nicolodon. It does sound like a dinosaur. I'll get him to pay it for you. That does. Is he Nicolodon? That's it. Nicola Don. Ah, he can't tease him now.

He's too cute. Ah, yeah, it is. It's made it hard to tease him. And say, ambulance. Andalant. Oh, classic. School yourself, boy. I love making fun of kids.

Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And if you missed it a few weeks ago, Harrison kind of clickbaited us by saying he'd got a pet. I feel like I'm happy in my life. I've got a lovely girlfriend. I'm in a lovely place that we share together. I feel the next move has to be animal. And all I'll say is sleepless night.

We got domestic very quick last night. Welcome to the world. Charlie. Oh, you are. Oh, for goodness. How cute. Look, he's done a little poo though. So stupid.

Oh, my gosh. Seriously, me and Sarah. You may me turn the lights down for them. Don't yell. It's a Tamagotchi, everyone. What do you know annoying these are? It's funny. You laugh at that now, but we've got some sad news, Sean.

My boy is missing. He's been gone since that episode. Was that three weeks ago? I talked him to bed the night after. Night after that, night after that, night after that. And then, because I'm kind of raising this with my partner, Sarah. A Tamigotchi Well it's a child

You can call it a Tamagotchi if you want What's your dog It's a virtual toy What's your dog's name? I don't have one Did it pass Um Oh my parents' dog

Have a dog Yeah it's called Jack Do you call it Jack Or do you call it dog Well yeah fair Okay Thank you so mine's Charlie Okay sure

I don't like comparing a Tamagotchi Like a 90s toy to a actual dog I don't think Maybe a bit more Be inclusive and open in life Okay sorry But He was a loud we, fella.

He was very loud. Yeah, you were saying he barely slept because he kept beeping at you. He'd really cry all night. Which he'd end up being Bipip-de-bib-bip, like beeped. Like a washing machine? Yeah, oh, don't ref.

He's not an object, Sean. Okay. I think my dictionary definition he is. He's bugging me a bit in this break. Just to respect. And so, yeah, he was very loud. He kept me up all night. He pooed a lot.

They poo? He had to clean it up electronically. I have to clean it up. You have to play with him. He beeps a lot. But he's a real loud guy. And the reason I also, I could have preference,

the reason I got this was because my dog Elvis died a few weeks before I got Charlie. Yeah. So I moved out. So I was grieving. And I'm real sad for you that your dog Elvis died.

Yeah. Why that filthy smirk? Yeah. No, I don't you've got this tamogatory as like a coping maker. It is. I shouldn't taste.

Yeah, it is fine. And then a couple days ago, my girlfriend goes, have you seen Charlie? I was like Nah, have you seen Charlie? She was nah I haven't seen him for two weeks

And I went I thought you had him for two weeks She's like where would I have taken him I was like I don't know I kind of forgot about Charlie Do you know what I'm going to say If this is a precursor to you guys Actually getting a pet

And this was a trial period I think you've got your answer Well that's a big issue I don't think you should actually If you've managed to go two weeks Yeah Losing this thing that you thought was a child And you've been treating it and saying it's a child

You've gone two weeks start realizing it was the... I know. I don't think you get another dog. I was like, God, he's awfully quiet. I haven't heard him anymore. We'd be able to hear him. Yeah. And we'd turn that house upside down on the weekend.

We looked everywhere. We couldn't find him. Couldn't find him at all. My girlfriend texted me yesterday going, I found our boy. I was like, oh no. How's he going? Is he okay?

She's like, you'll see when you get home. I get home. He's with me right now. Okay. He's in my pocket. Look at Charlie. Describe what... What Charlie looks like.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Harrison Tannenvees, Tamibati. And on the screen of it is a little angel. He's an angel flying in heaven. He's died. Charlie died. He suffocated down the side of the couch. There's a kid to it.

He's literally dead. And so Sarah rips out the couch. Fides Charlie. He's suffocated on the side of the couch. He's flying. an angel in heaven now. Well, that's beautiful that he's going to heaven, isn't it?

Well, now he's got this dead pet. What do I do with it? Um, get a Ouija board. That's by a new one, eh? I guess that's what happens when a dog. Yeah, by a new one. I don't think, yeah, I think by a new Tamagotchi though, don't go straight for a Rottweiler.

Do you want Charlie? No, not at all. Ah, Biffett. Okay. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Sean, what are we known for in this country?

I would say the Kiwi bird, rugby, LMP, Lord of the Rings. What was that second one you said? Rugby. What is that? Sport, we throw an oval ball backwards. Exactly. And I think a lot of people think sports are aggressive. The hundies, as we'd say.

But one of the biggest sports in the world is actually jigsaw puzzling. I don't think that's true. That is true. It's one of the biggest sports in the world. In the world. Currently in Spain, no word of a lie, is the world puzzle championship. Really? Yeah, it goes on for a week from the 15th to the 21st of September. What's the day today? 23rd.

Yeah. Okay, it's already finished. Okay, so it's finished. But that makes sense. That makes sense because I found us on the news this morning. I was at the gym and I saw on the news. There's puzzling champions. Oh, interesting.

And that's so intense. Yeah. Like, there's like thousands of people in one room. They have like a kind of mystery. bag. They've all got the same puzzle. They open the bag up, put it out, put it on the table, and then the timer starts and that's to make it a 500 piece puzzle.

Oh, you'll never finish that. I know, but someone did. And here's the audio of the intense stadium of somebody winning the puzzling championship. This is going to be crazy. There's so much snack. I think there's a hole in that right hand sign. They're so close. This is neck and neck. Who is going to come out first in the World Jigsaw Puzzle

Championships? 2025. Ceyl Division, cutting it under the line. Is it going to be a dead time? There's a missing piece. There's a missing piece. I feel like this. Oh my goodness.

She gets it in. I know this guy. So cool. Starts of his career, not commentating jigsaw puzzling. But he wants to be like commentating football or something. He's working his way here. Yeah, but I love these niche little things like that. Rubik's Q competitions or Uno competitions.

Like, I love this. Yeah. Pokemon card games. It's a thing. It's a 500 piece puzzle. Sean, how long do you reckon it took Veronica Humptus to get it? Veronica who? Humptus.

from, she's Polish. Okay. How long did it take her? Whoa. I've never completed a puzzle in my life. Imagine five, I know, 500 pieces. What's that? What's quick for that?

20 minutes? Jeez. 39. Oh, okay, sorry. No, it's hard to tell. Yeah, okay. It's hard to tell. 500 piece puzzle, blind.

She's not. That would be even more impressive. That would be impressive. At the 39. I'd be beautiful. I'd be impressed. So you're like 500, she's blind and she finished the puzzle first. 30 might 9 minutes, Veronica Humptis.

And then the second place, someone else from Poland, Victor Kaskabuck. Sorry. 40 minutes. 40 minutes in the clock. Third place from Germany. Catherine Rainer. Oh, a hundred and twenty-third place.

Tyler doublerly from Auckland, New Zealand. Oh, we placed. 123rd. And that was, he got on an hour. So he's 20, math, math, math, 22 minutes longer than Veronica Humpeter. Okay. And so the pole is really good at puzzling.

Poland's a great puzzles, man. There you go. And so I thought... This seems quite depressing there. Like, good on you, Tyler, for representing our country, but we appreciate you. Sean, I reckon we can do a little bit better. So I have prepped this.

A 15-piece puzzle for us. Okay. Oh, lovely. Yeah. Put those pieces out. 15 pieces. Is that all we're doing? 15 pieces. It should be very fast.

We're working it together. I reckon we can get this in a minute tops. Okay, I'm putting one here. How do you start? Do you start with the corners or do you start in the middle? I kind of go for any middle bit. You put middle first. Which one's the middle by?

I don't know. How do you know if it's a side, but what's the difference between them? I can't see any picture here. This hurts. This is impossible. Okay, she's done. producer sam can you see what this is it's only 15 pieces

do they all have to connect yes they do it's the purpose of a puzzle there's only 15 there's a lot of pieces impossible mate they did 500 but 15 I'd argue harder that's not where it goes you can't force it in there it's not obviously not going to fit in there I don't think they're meant to be together they don't mean to connect like that

or if I push it hard enough try it to bend the pieces try it I'm just going to rip the tops off and and put them around Nah, let's do it. It's a dumb. It's a dumb spot. Let's not do it. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Now, I don't think we take up pranks as far as we used to here on The Edge. Things used to get pretty out of hand. Right. Back in the day. We're back in the day because I've only been here for eight months. I'm going to say years. Oh. Do you remember growing up listening to like JJ Mike and Dom? Yeah. And there was a lot

of nudity. Oh, yeah. There was a lot of... I kind of started at the edge around that, not that time, but around the time we were Like you do stunts, like a lot of stunts. I feel like they do like, I don't know, I feel like the do like shows where they're all just naked. Yeah. Who was weird, man?

Scrap producer chang to the front of a car and put him through a car wash. But he's naked. Good old days. Yeah, diaper. We put him in a diaper. Yeah, I'm glad it's changed. I shoot the producer with a professional tennis gun. But he's naked.

He's naked. Yeah, all he's naked. Well, things have changed. You know, for the better. Yeah. Yeah. I think things have changed for the better. better. You're in Speedos a lot.

Yeah, budgy smugglers, but I'm just trying to, that's body positivity and me trying to bring them in. That is, but that's on the line. I feel like you're still caught up in the past a bit and you go, well, apparently I'm not allowed to have my bits out, so I'm wearing these budgy smugglers. Yeah, kind of as close as I can get. Yeah, so I feel like you're still living in the past

bit with that. Maybe a little bit. Because they've all left, all the ones who did the naked stuff? Yeah. You're all the only one left? Well, well... Yeah, well, I don't... Yes, okay, sure. I don't want to do naked. But anyway, my point being, we're getting loss in this. You brought this up.

Yeah, I point being, I think we're glad that pranks like that don't go too far anymore because you can get in a lot of trouble nowadays. And this has happened in China with these two young boys on TikTok who did a prank and have been fined $250,000 each for doing this prank. 250 grand? Yeah.

What was it? Do you know what hot pot is? The dish? Yeah. You go to a restaurant and you've got a pot in the middle. Yeah, there's a boiling water. You chuckled the stuff in there. So they thought it would be funny to film themselves for TikTok standing up on the table and taking a leak into it. And that's against about a handful of Chinese laws.

How old were these boys? 17. Well, they're naked. Just got it out, I think. Right. But still, you shouldn't be doing that for many reasons. But they thought, oh, funny for TikTok. They've been fined.

250K, each of them. Wait. That is horrific. Why do we just talk for two minutes about being naked at the edge back in the day? See, I feel like I told you you're still living in the past. Yeah, yeah. We just don't need to talk about that for two minutes. My point be, this is a piece you've gone mad.

You can't piss into a hot pot anymore. That's what I'm trying to say. What I'm learning is I think you still want to get naked at work. Yeah. So off the back of this. Tomorrow, you may. No, see, you're back in your way to get out the gutter boy. Naked in a Jeep driving through a Maca's drive-through.

Classic radio. Yeah. Yeah. That? You me and JJ Feeney in the back of a Jeep naked. That? And then it's all going to get a hot pot. You're in a hot pot.

Sorry, we need Steph back. She'll be back tomorrow. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. This is the part of the show where we get a little philosophical. It's today's Would You Rather? Harrison, today, you're a big question. A stranger offers you an opportunity to earn a million dollars.

Wow. But you have to take on a new permanent handicap and you've got to pick between these three. Okay. In order to get the million dollars. Right. So the first one is you can no longer... Actually, this is probably way up your alley.

You can no longer drink anything. it's not alcoholic. Wait, whoa, what, you... So for the rest of your life, every liquid you consume

has to have at least 1% alcoholic beverage. That's right. So if you... You see, just a little bit steamed all the time. So you develop, like, a bit of an addiction.

That's quite serious, I guess. So that much would change. Okay. Number two, you've got a hard cap on how far you can walk every day, five kilometres,

and after that you just can't take another step. You've got to make sure you're home. And 5Ks isn't that much. That's like you really can't walk anywhere. You know I'm straight. struggle to sit still. Yes.

I'm constantly moving. I'd die. I would die. Nah, it's more the legs moving as wider the walking. Oh, okay, so. It's not just being in different sites in front of me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the third one is when starting a conversation with any person,

including a customer service representative, you have to open with I love you. Poo. That one's quite positive. It might get you in some trouble. So quick, refresh on the three? Okay, so three, you don't have to take any of them, but you get a million dollars right now and you have to accept one of these. Either every drink you drink has to have a little bit of alcohol in it for the rest of your life, or you've got a hard cap on how long you can walk, five kilometres, or you have to start every conversation with I love you.

I've thought about it, I don't think I take the money. I think that's too difficult. I think I do the alcohol. Not so I'm steamed always. For the rest of your life. Yeah, but just have a glass or a drop of vodka or something. 1% it has to be minimum 1%. Really? That's okay though, right?

Surely it's not going to taste super strong. No, for a million dollars to get buzzed. A million dollars for free piss for life. You always wake up hungover. Oh, God, that would be hard. Every day you'll be like, oh, God. Imagine you go for a run, they come home and just drinking in like a beer. While you're on the run.

You're just neck and water down. It'll be real bad for your inside. You'd probably die. Oh, the love you one's not bad. But for every conversation? I think I've stumped you with one. After all these, I think I finally found one. I reckon...

I'm taking none. I don't want the million of bucks. It's too difficult. That's too difficult. Yeah, alright. Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, hope you enjoyed the podcast.

Bit of a fun show today, a bit silly. It was a very fun show. Thank you everybody for texting in. It was funny. In betting, there's a thing called an over-under. Oh, yeah. So, like, what's the over-under or something? It's, like, the number they set.

So what's the over-under of Allback's tries Might be like three So you can bet whether there's going to be more or less than that Yeah What do you reckon the over-under is today Of broadcasting standard complaints Of this radio show Because I said it at two

Two? I think that's the betting Betting would have it at two Would be the favourite Do you have breached two? Well this is what I'm saying Do you think it was over or under two? Under?

Okay I don't think we push anything too far You know We've had broadcasting complaints before Have you? Yes, yeah For ages So I think nothing's been that bad

I remember my first broadcasting standard complaint I got pulled into a meeting because we're predicting it was so stupid we were predicting listeners jobs based on like information they gave us and this person caught up and their name was like Crystal or something. Yeah. I said she sounded like an escort.

Oh. But I don't think you can say that. You can't really say that. No, you can't say that, obviously. Yeah, because the listener, yeah, well my one was everyone knows. And I said I put peanut butter on my thing and I'm not even going to say it again

I don't really get pulled up I don't think you can get this podcast one's thus but that was live that was electric air it was fun the vibe was good and I said that and I came back to work and my boss wasn't happy let's be honest

let's strip back the fourth ball you weren't dead sober when you said it no I think I was I think is you trying to help me I couldn't know because this was an electric

in uniform we weren't allowed to drink in uniform which is the worst part of it. Yeah, yeah. I was like, oh yeah, and this was back, this was very early days where I was really trying to find the line of what can and what can't I say.

I think it was the fact that I said cock as well was a big thing. Yeah. It was quite aggressive. What I was saying, it was like, oh, yeah, I'm not even going to say it again, but I'm just saying like, I said the word cock in it and it was like, the boss was more upset that I said the word cock than the other thing. It's like the other because they're like, whoever does all these complaints, I don't know who they are, what their name is.

Well, who deals with them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they were like, they found it very funny. Oh, it's funny because it's so untrue. That's the feedback I get all the time. Because the bosses, they're not happy with me, but they never really care because they're like, oh, the people up there, the guy,

he kind of finds it all funny. Because he knows it's not real. So he finds it all funny, but the word cock was a bad one. Yeah, it's probably a bit far. But I've had a few, and I can't remember, I can't remember what else that I've said. But I reckon there's been at least five this year. Yeah, it's always for the stupidest things as well.

I remember, because their bosses usually don't tell you, but sometimes they're like, Oh, you've got a complaint for this. I always enjoy knowing. It's like, oh, what did I say? That's off. Get over it. Yeah.

I never had to pay anything, though. Sometimes you do. Do you pay? If it's really bad and it gets upheld, then sometimes. Like, you have to pay. Really? I think on their first chance, you probably don't have to pay. But if you, like, if they tell you off a few times,

I think I've heard of people before who have had to pay fines because they've said something like, but it's only because you've been worn like three times and then you say it again. And the company's like, fuck you, you've got to pay this money. We're not paying it. Yeah, I also reckon, well, I've done this before. is like if you talk shit about a company. Oh, that's you just get in trouble.

You're just getting trouble for it. You're in trouble about the companies. Not like, you know, potential sponsors for the show or something. Advertis. Yeah, I got in trouble for, I had to take a personal Instagram story down the other day because I was just like making a joke about a brand saying they're shit. My boss was like, dude, they pay money. Oh, yeah, okay.

My bad. This is a real peon. I said something, I can't remember saying it, but I said something about some company. Don't say whatever the company. I'm not going to say the company. Definitely not. But I said, like, oh, yeah, I'm not a huge fan of that.

I said, oh, that's a bit shit. And then for the next two weeks, I had to go on here and talk highly of this company to try and convince them to be a sponsor on a show. I didn't even realize that was happening. Did you know this? No. Oh, you can be so easily bought Harrison. I know. Liser integrity.

Well, he was like, man, you've got to talk highly of it because they'll be a big spot. I'm like, oh, yeah, right. I was like, I was also like, I don't think I actually said that, bro. Like I swear I'd run back the tapes No one could find it I was like oh that's real random So I'd just drop it in the conversations Like oh that's like when you

Get that place or whatever And then everyone was like Oh like nice and then we came back They came back to us So they got a sponsor us and like Nah they dropped out What the fuck? Why was I working so hard

But gas at this fucking company And Harrison's just like I'm ex on the show I've got this great story Get the vaccine I've got a great story about this Literally We get a vaccine.

That wasn't a vaccine. Fuck, nah, but also, I reckon that what you're holding right now. Yeah. I'll learn some stuff tonight and tomorrow. Is that safe for the show? Yes, that. Oh, for the radio show tomorrow. Yeah.

If you're wondering, well, we're going to do it for the podcast outro, but we've got carried away. We've just chatting about other things. But I've got the new AirPods pro 3s, new AirPods. Yeah. And part of the new features of them is they've got AI built into them. And so it does live language translation. So theoretically with these new AirPods, you should have, you can have them in your ears. someone talks to you in like French

and it live translates exactly what they're saying into English for you. So I reckon I'm going to go home and learn some sentences and see if they work. Because we're going to do it on here today, but I could butcher it and it could come across as offensive and racist. And as we've said, we're trying to minimise those complaints that you're getting at the moment. Yeah, I know, I know.

Do you reckon I'm Steph's going to be back tomorrow? What's your bet? Over under. Over under. Over under of yes or no. I'd say, yes, I think she'll be back. She's pretty sick today and we called her. She did sound quite sick

She was quite sick And when we called her I was like I mean she's very sick in energy Knowing that she's on the radio Do you know what mess is? You know she can always like put it on To be happy

I was like oh you're not even like really putting it on Like you just sound quite sick She was gutted that we called her Which is fair I hate being called but you guys You guys call me when I'm sick I'm like fuck off Yeah fuck

Nah but I don't know if she'll be back tomorrow With the thing with Steph She always says she's like I'll be back tomorrow And then she's like You can't make that call Because you're so sick I'm like

I'm so sick I won't be back for a couple days But if they're such sick person. She's like, I'll be back tomorrow. I'll be back tomorrow, guys. I know, you fucking won't. And I'm very grateful for my life, but I don't reckon I get sick a lot on this. I just don't really get sick a lot. You get sick

less than both of us. Fuck yeah. This is because she's got a kid, I think. Kids get sick or she got sick from her kid. Yeah, yeah. Different with a kid. And just a little fatigue. I just get sick a couple times every year. I can't help it. I don't know what it is. I don't think I've gotten sick I think I've had one sick day.

Yeah, that's incredible. And I think I just could have be fucked coming to work in all honesty. I think that's what it was. I felt a little bit sick, but I could have come in. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, fuck, I'm going to use my first sickie. Yeah, got to use it. Yeah.

I was real cocky because I got to August and I hadn't got sick. Oh, yeah, I didn't take one sick day. I was real cocky. And then I got really sick for that week. And then I was back for like two weeks. And then I got sick again when we were on that trip. So I got like pride coming ahead of a four. And then I got sick heaps.

Yeah. Nah, it's hectic. Anyway, you know what? Actually, my fiancé is sick right now. She's just gone home this afternoon. Fuck, I feel like she's always sick too. Well, we get sick. She got sick when I get sick.

Yeah. So that's the thing. We got sick twice together. So that's why I'm really nervous now. She's like, oh, I'm feeling sick. And she said yesterday. I was like, oh, it'll be okay. It's just allergies.

And then now she's like, I've gone home. I feel sick. So for me, because we live in a one bedroom apartment, it's like a ticking time one before I catch whatever she's going to. It's a bubble. I'm going to get sick from her. So just warning you, I will get sick. I told the boss that I was like, my fiancee's sick.

I'm probably going to get sick. I think it's going to be me and Nurse Sam tomorrow. No, I'll be back to me. No, I'm stoked. I'm stoked. I'm shone it up. It's at least a week, usually. Usually what happens is one of us gets sick, and then we're both right for like two days,

and then the other one gets sick. What's the medical reason for that, Sam? We never get sick at the same time. It's like... It's like there's an incubation period where you catch the virus, but then it takes a while for it to like multiply and build up. I think I'm incubating at the moment.

I feel great. Ooh. You know what I kiss? Ooh. No, no. Anyway. It's the podcast. See you.

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