The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #154: Anyone seen Steph!? 👀

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

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This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, thanks for clicking on the podcast. Some big moments today. We still miss Steph, but we're quite worried about her. And so are you as the listener. So, man, it was great to have the feedback.

A lot of listeners around the country helping us out with where they may have seen Steph. Yeah, spotting our Steph. And also, we talk all things sausage fest. Enjoy. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome. Welcome. Welcome to the show, Sean, Steph and Harrison.

Yes. No Steph today. Steph's still away, but... We're with you. We're locked in. Yeah. She is missing. We're going to talk about that in about 20 minutes or so.

Steph is missing. We're still unsure where she is. So if you have seen her, please text her on 3, 3, 4, 3 because... Yeah. We're not worried. Concerned would be where my head's at. Concern, because this isn't the first time it's happened, to be honest. Nah, three days in a row at this.

point someone someone actually caught up yesterday and said they saw it at court. Yeah. Pulled out by 11 security guards. Yeah. Think that new Charlie Sheen documentary and then just double it.

Yeah. That's our Steph. Another big chat today, guys. Sausage Fest is on. I mean, without Steph here, I'm sure it won't be too bad. We've got either... No, no.

No, sorry. The Great New Zealand Competition is on. Also known as sausage fest. Yeah. Oh, thank God. So go out and soon we're going to talk about the top five sausages in New Zealand. Oh, are we great.

Yeah, it's a huge show today. Love that. But first, your chance to win a thousand bucks. Imagine the kind of sauce you could buy with that. With easy money, 0-800 The Edge, we'll give you a letter between E and Z. 30 seconds, 10 questions. We'll play next. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

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Natalie. Hello, yeah, good, thanks. How are you guys? Very good, thank you. Say, see, you're going to save some money up for a wedding. Yeah, we're going over to our friend that lives in Australia. and, yeah, going to her wedding in November. Oh, what are you going to do it?

Dream World, movie world, what one? Oh, it's in Melbourne, so it's like, yeah, we're going to like a winery kind of area, which will be good. Do they have meatermades in Melbourne? What's that? Do they have meater maids in Melbourne? I don't know. I don't know.

Probably not. I don't know. I'd invite them to my wedding. Are those the young women who go around and, like, tell people they've got to pay for parking? No, they're the women who walk around and put money in the parking machine. Oh, for you? Yeah. Oh.

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Q. Oh, my goodness. I know. It sounds scary. Me and Sean has had a bit of a run at it. It's not as hard as you think, okay? It's a scary letter, but it's not a scary set of questions. Yeah, sometimes with these letters, it reduces it down.

So you've really got to, it almost simplifies it a little bit. I'll give you a word, cassidia. Chesa dia, yeah. I'll give you a word. Queen. Nice. So there's two words right there, Natalie. We've done the game for you.

Okay. Natalie, are you ready? Yep, I'm ready. For a thousand bucks. Your time starts after I call out the first question. With the letter cue, Natalie, your first question. Your first question is, name for us a four-letter word. Oh, pass.

A famous person. I couldn't turn to heretino. An airline. Qatar. A boy's name. Um, or a pass. Job or profession. The queen.

An animal. Pass. A word ending in the letter Y. Or pass. Something you can eat. The game, unfortunately, Natalie. That was hard. I will give you three for that. Oh my goodness. That's like the worst one week, isn't it?

There's way worse than you. It's not the best one we've had this week, Natalie, but that's all right. You know, if you don't win, then it doesn't really matter if you get nine or three, to be honest. It was hard. You know, the first one was, a four-ly-the-word. You could see Quiz Quad. Boys name, Quentin, Quinn, Animal, Quail. Was she used Quentin with the Quentin Tarantino?

I thought that when she comes to the boy's name, it's like, oh, you've already used that. Yeah, we're not going to lie, Natalie, at the beginning when we said it's not going to be very hard. It was quite hard. Oh, we lied. I just didn't want to scare you, and we're sorry about that. But all mates are bucking back for Natalie. Why enough for playing, mate?

Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Sean, do you remember yesterday when we said, I brought to the table that there's a jigsaw competition in this world? Professional puzzling. I don't know that existed. So they do it in Spain at the moment. There's a Kiwis over there doing it, but it's a massive competition that I didn't know about. Then I was on the treatment at the gym this morning.

I saw on the TV. There's a new competition in town. Well, it's not new. It's new to me. It's sausage fest. You're kidding. There's a real thing called sausage vest in New Zealand. It's been going on for years. It's Dunningham's great New Zealand sausage competition, aka sausage fest.

Hey, Aaron, what are you doing this weekend, Harrison? You want to go to sausage fest? Absolutely. Who's house? See, that's what I think is. Sausage Fest. It's not a great branding. Well, no, it's probably in a place. It's probably in a public place. What it is? It's probably in the waterfront here in Auckland or something. I don't know.

Saucing. Yeah, go have a sausage fest. I love sausages. I'm sort of what they say on the website. It's to build a community of skilled and passionate butchers in retail meat sector personnel, dedicated to innovation and collaboration ensuring the long-term success and reputation of the retail meat sector. Okay. That's what this is all about, mate. Do you want to hear last year's winners?

Sure. Westmear butchery, pork and leak. That sounds lovely. It's the number one sausage in the country. Oh, it sounds good. Currently. The people's sausage was venison chorizo. Okay, yeah, I'm into it.

Pretty good. And then third place was traditional pork. That seems like it didn't belong there. Yeah, so the sausage fest is in October. And unrelated, I want us to also compete a sausage into the fest. You want us to make a sausage? Yeah, I'll put my sausage in there. Okay.

Sure. Harrison's sauce. Harrison's big snack. Well, Slaver Juergens in there. Oh, there's definitely got a bit of cheese. Yeah. A bit of cheese. A bit of orange. You know what I think with that?

And this is crazy for a sausage because usually you stick to your poultry's, your porks, your beefs. I think it's a bit fishy. Just a little bit. I don't know. That's what I think. When I think Harrison's sausage,

I think fishy bit of cheese. And we enter the... Yeah. It could be yum. It could be yum. I've heard it's nice. And so in honour of all this, Sean, I'm going to read out the top five sausages in New Zealand. This is an official list that the government has put together of the top five sausages in New Zealand.

You're not going to believe this list. All right. Hit me. Five. Old-fashioned beef. Oh, really? Yeah. That can't be number five.

It's a classic. You always go for an old-fashioned beef. Four. Pork and fennel. Yeah, that's a classic. It's pretty good. You always finding that on special. Three.

Double cheese sizzlers. That can't be true. It's true. Double cheese. Number three in New Zealand, double cheese sizzlers. Do you remember the plastic? Oh, yeah, I don't remember.

I know they actually can't be called sausages. They have to be called meat products. Yeah. Two. Beard brothers surf and turf. Prawn and pig. Oh, that doesn't sound great. No, it's...

Well, it's number two in New Zealand, so I don't know what you're saying. And number one, you're not going to believe this. Okay. Tahi. One. Hell is hunting. Honey chicken. Oh, honey chicken snacks.

A honey chicken sausage. Yeah, the ones you had at uni. Where on earth did you find this definitely unofficial list? Uh, government. Okay, yeah. But I, 3343, what's your favourite sausage? And what sausage should we put into sausage fest next year? Up next on the edge avos.

Coming up next on the show, as you can hear, Steph's not here today. Oh, she's the same because she loves a sausage fest. She's the biggest ambassador of sausage. Way more sausage vests than us. Yeah. Loves it. And it's sad because she's not with us and we're a little worried about her because, you know, it's not the first time she's gone a little rogue and usually

we hear from her within a couple days. So we want you to help us. Oh, 800 of the edge 3343. Have you guys seen Steph? I know we had a listening yesterday who said had seen her at the courthouse. Yeah. Court house said that was pretty rough. I saw her lying down on a bus stop yesterday when I drove past.

Did you? Yeah, I was going to tune out, but I don't know. I had a long shift here. I wanted to head home. but where have you seen her? You've got to let her ride these things out as well. And be honest, 3, 3,000, O'Hare the Edge, where have you seen Steph, honestly?

Please. Please. Let's help us, help her, help you. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Unfortunately, Steph hasn't shown up today. Third day in a row, we're quite worried about her. Quite worried.

Yeah. I'm riddled with anxiety wondering where she is. Yeah, you've been beside yourself, actually. They have been, man. It's not been good. So this is, um, Steph's gone missing. Not the first time We actually had a call her on the show yesterday

Who called through and let us know That had seen her somewhere And we've been wondering where Steph is And we've actually got a bit of an update on it We've got Logan here Logan You've seen Steph? Yeah mate, seen Steph Today

Something looks too good Yeah, what's going on? Yeah, she was at the courthouse She seems pretty distressed And it's pretty rowdy too Wait, so did you see her outside the courthouse Were you on a jury For the case she was involved in

What was the case here, Logan? Not too sure at the case was, but she was being dragged in by about seven offices. So, it's pretty Nali. Yeah, that's our Steph. Scanning again, if you have seen her, text through 33443. Oh, 100th the edge. Because we are worried. And we've been

well, yeah, a lot of texts have come through of where she possibly is. Yeah, and thanks again for helping. I mean... Thank you so much. Sorry, I should have started with that. Thank you. Many hands make light work, I guess. So, yeah, taking it quite seriously, if you've seen Steph around, if you've got any info on where she might be, then text in 33443. Here's a text that's come through from an anonymous number. I saw her hocking replica wares jerseys outside the coin save in Paira.

Really? Yeah. Ben's texted and saying, In Wellington, Washington, closing the bucket fountain on Cuba Street. Oh, no. She's done the whole cross-country. Someone's texted, a Napier on the steps of the public library shining shoes.

I mean, that's not good, it. There's a text here. I saw her applying for a job at ZDEM. Oh, God. Oh, that's awful. Claire texted in Huntley, sweeping train tracks. How do you... You don't even... You don't even met... Oh, man.

I don't think that's even a thing. Kingie's text... To read Kingie's text. Kingie Textin saying, seen Steph asking for change and picking up Siggy butts. That's not good. I got one last text here. This is comes through from Kate. I'm a surgeon. I actually just got off Steph's operating theatre.

she was getting the middle three fingers on her right hand removed so that she's pulling a permanent shaka. Again, that's how Steph, like she just does that kind of stuff. Got Logan here. Logan from Taupor, where have you seen, Steph, mate? Give us some good news, Loges. I've seen her outside of the Taupo bunnings getting about 10 sausages. Oh, she... Just for yourself, I think.

She, again, I think... That's what she does, and she rations them out for the week. Why we talk about a sausage fish, she loves the sausage. She loves a filthy sausage. I believe that she actually didn't even grab the bread. It was just the sausages voice. Jeez, man. She goes, no napkins either.

Put it in between her fingers like, puts in between her fingers like Wolverine. Ah. What's that ate, Logan? She even walked past a homeless person, looked at them, and kept walking with those 10 sausages, mate. She did not. She did not.

She can't have done that. that. Sorry, boys. Thank you so much, Logan, for that man. Look, don't be... We're sorry as well, Logan, that you heard to see that. And, well, thanks for being able to feed that back to us, mate. Well, um,

get her the help she needs, all right? No worries, boys. Someone else was his text and saying they saw her getting the sausages at Bunnings and then taking them into her tent. Someone... Bravo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. The Edge. StarFact. So this is the part of the show where I bring a fact to the team. They will rate it out of five stars based on originality, shareability and performance. With no Steph today, we have guest judge producer Digital Clara. Hello, thank you. Thank you for having me.

Harrison. Harrison here as well. I'm here as well. And we're going to guest judge, M. How are you, mate? I'm good, thanks. How are you? Good. Have you seen Steph anywhere?

Yeah, I actually. saw her down in central Otago and full west and get up with a lasso riding down the side of the road on a horse. Not again. Arsless chaps. Yeah, absolutely. Full butt cheeks out and everything. She would, eh? Just got rid of the rash yet from the last time she did that.

God. She hasn't even own a horse. I don't know where she's going to be here. I think she might have stolen it. Yeah, shit, again, that's our girl. That's our Steph. Thank you for letting us know him. We really appreciate that.

Hope she makes it back safe. Yeah. Hopefully back tomorrow. Anyway, thanks, Em. Hope it's a fun fact, man. Holy, after a little there. Don't worry, it's a fun fact today, guys. Today's fact is, on average,

you fart enough in one day to fill a party balloon. Yeah. But also, isn't a party balloon, like, subjective? Like, what size is a party balloon? Yeah, because, you know, like, when I blow up balloon, I get too scared. So you know how they kind of, you know how they're kind of erect at the bottom

when they're really, really big? Because if you don't blow them too much, it's just a circle. And then they kind of turn into a, yeah, I get what you mean, it's like a light bulb. Yeah, light bulb. Do you go light bulb or circle? So is it a light bulb or a circle balloon? Yeah, this is important.

Truthfully, I don't have that information, but it says it will fill a party balloon. Phil, to me, Phil means at least a circle. Yeah. I mean, that seems impressive enough. I like it. And what's your first thoughts on that fact? Well, I don't want to gas up your sack too much

Or blow up your ego Get out She's up She almost dropped the mic and just hung up on us It was like, I've killed it That show is not going to get any better I love that I love you, I love you and you're an amazing judge

You're an amazing judge Total Dad joke That's so good You will have to rate it out of five stars though, M. I'd have to give it about a four only because it made me laugh. Only because it made you laugh. I'll take it four. Four strong, Em.

I've done so many great facts, and I knew that the one about filling a party balloon with daily farts was going to be the one that got you guys. That is funny. Clara? I'm going to have to go. I reckon, like, it's a solid three. I'm really hung up about like a party balloon, what a party balloon actually is. quite confusing for me

so I'm just going to give it a three or so you can provide the measurements so okay that's a good point I'm going to go I'm going to go because I really want to try it it's a fact that I want to try

I'm going to go 4.5 I'm a big fan of the fart fact okay that's cool I've just I've chat cheapeteed how full the balloon will be and it says about one litre I don't know what that is and gas

one leader or a whole poodle Oh it said a Wexworth will pop the balloon Nice I feel like there's something in there Anyway that's the five start back Thank you M Sorry Em is still here No worry

Sorry you're seeing busy Let you go Your Avos head harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge Harrison very excited He's got buttons again I'm making waffles

Yesterday on the show We set Harrison up with his own buttons Um Just I guess to get What do you do? You give a child a crayon, so he's got something to do. Huh? I'm just saying this is the equivalent of us giving a child a kush ball, I guess.

Oh, yeah, so I'm focusing on these buttons over here. So you don't pick the carpet up or something while I'm talking and doing my bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Harrison, you can help me out with the buttons today. I don't know what you've prepared over there. Yeah. But I've got some quite serious news stories. Are you serious?

Yeah. Okay. It's that time of the day. The time to get your news. Brought to you by Jimmy Kimmel's next contract negotiation. and presented by an overly enthusiastic Jehovah's Witness. It's the Edge Top three. Top three news stories today.

Researchers have for the first time filmed the mating rituals of endangered leopard sharks. Oh yeah. And this is what they found. A leopard shark's mating sequence in the wild has been captured on video. Filmed off the coast of New Caledonia, two male sharks can be seen engaging with a female, one after the other, before laying on the sea. floor as she swims away. Ow, that might have that got a hurt, huh?

Is that not quite crazy that the first time they've ever witnessed these leopard sharks doing the deed, it was like a threesome? Yeah, that is pretty nuts. Yeah, two dude sharks and a chick shark. Oh, four nuts. I'm making waffles. All right. Two.

Second story today is too many people are flushing goldfish down the toilet in America. Oh, joy! This will become a problem because these goldfish don't die. They actually go into the lakes and then become super big. And it's giant goldfish in the lakes and they're like, oh, there's a pest. So what do we do with them? What do we do with these goldfish? So what's happened is a zoo in Minnesota have started taking these goldfish, right?

They've hired someone to go and get them all out of the lakes and they're feeding them to their bears. Seems like a good idea. Three. And on the lighter side to end things on a happy note in New Jersey, a new world record was set for the largest game of catch with five... Sorry. With 1,200 pairs of people tossing baseballs for five minutes straight. Sorry.

I think you've had the wrong one there. Yeah, that wasn't meant for that. That's a long one as well. Is that turtles making love? Um... Oh, bad. Yes. It's the edge top three.

Okay. And that's your top three, Arizona. I think I'm going to have to remove your privileges when it comes to the buttons. I love the buttons, though. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Sean, YouTube has officially released their most unwatchable video ever. Oh no.

There's a lot. There's a lot. And there's lots of people talking about this video going, oh my gosh, I've never seen a video so hard to watch. It's a podcast. It's an hour and a half. And it's this guy called, do you know, Ned Fluma? No. So Ned Flummer is from the

Try Guys, you know what that is? Oh yeah, I think I'm familiar. I know they were quite a big YouTube channel. Yeah, they started off on the BuzzFeed was huge on the BuzzFeed YouTube channel and then they were so big they were like, we're going to go make our own YouTube channel and so they did.

There's four guys and they just tried different things. That's all it is. And they blew up. They're worth like millions. They did so, so well. And then three years ago a scandal came out that Ned, one of the Tri guys, cheated on his wife

with a producer in the company. Oh, bad news. Because he's one of the bosses of the company. Yeah. And his character is like the wife guy. Like that's his character. They've got a funny thing that he's the wife because he always was about how much he loves his wife. And then scandalous photos came out of him and the producer at clubs that hook it up and stuff.

And he's like a, what, 40-year-old man. Like, he's got kids. He's got everything. And he's been hiding for three years. Hasn't talked about it hasn't been associated for three years, him or his wife. So when it happened, he left the, he stopped doing YouTube. he's gone away. Yeah, oh yeah.

Like he got kicked out, obviously, because he went against, like, the laws of the company. Like, S&L made a skid out of it. Like, it was huge news. The other three tri-guides hate him now. Oh, yeah. Doing in hiding for three years. And then decides to come out the other day

with a podcast named Rock Bottom. Hi, I'm Ned Fullmer. Three years ago, I cheated on my wife with my producer. It became a massive public scandal that caused a lot of pain. Oh, yeah. So he's playing this character the whole time and it's so hard to watch

because he sits down, it's not his wife anymore. Like they're broken up. But it's the woman that was his wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they sit down and have an hour and a half of pretty much just therapy. It's strange to think that people are watching this and listening to it rather than just being in like a therapy setting.

Oh, heck yeah. It's, I mean, it's, it's terrifying. Yeah. It's absolutely, yeah, I mean, I'm like, I'm on the verge of, like, standing up and walking out of this room. Absolutely. Oh, why would she do it? I know.

So he's basically gone, let's take the one thing that I was in the news for and then now try and get back in the zeitgeist by talking about it. Yeah, well, they'll both be like, oh, kind of running out of money. Babe, can you jump on this pod? Not babe, friend, can you jump on this podcast with me? Let's talk about it because you get lots of views and people start talking about it. I'll become famous again. But it's like he digs into questions so deeply like, how do they make you feel like, what did you feel when I betrayed you like that?

People ask me, like, do you forgive Ned for what he did? And I mean, the answer is no. Absolutely not. How can you forgive somebody for, like, for lying to you, for cheating on you? No. It's just like so, you know, why is she on it? I feel sorry for her. He just dragged her in it to make it.

Because he's the face, he's like the social guy. He dragged him in it, made us sit down in a row for an hour and a half and just grilly with questions. It's like embarrassing. We've all done like things for our exes though. Yeah. You know if you're ex.

Because you're still, the part of you's like still connected to that person. Especially if it's more recent. I mean, three years is that's quite a while. Oh, for sure. I like, I had an ex and I paid her rent for like six months after we'd broke it up. You know, like things like that.

You pay, no, not things like that. You know, I don't think you skip over the fact that you paid an ex's rent for six months. Yeah, but it's hard. you have an ex you don't really know what to do because there's things attached and everything, you just don't really know. Six! Yeah. After a month, then you're not, hey, you're dating other people, you're like, hey, well,

if you break up with them, you feel kind of bad. No? Oh, yeah, you broke up with them? Yeah, well, I mean, it's bad, but you don't have to, like, keep paying. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, that's very nice of you to do. I guess it is nice.

It's nice. But, I mean, I can't say much. I remember I, um, a girl broke up with me once. And then, like, a month later, I was like, can you help me move house? And I was like, yep. Ooh. but she was it. She just knew I'd say yes to it. Or I had an ex during the summer. She saw a photo of me with this other girl.

And then she replied to my story and said, I'm going to go around to your house and pick up that TV. That was mine. And she came around and picked up the TV. Because she saw you and another girl. Two years later. Oh. I know. All right. You know what? Let's open this up. This is a bit of a bad move for an ex to do.

But we've all done stupid things for an ex. What have you done? I'll wait 100 at the edge. Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey Harrison is talking about the cringest video Which now exists on YouTube Yeah, it's pretty much this guy called Ned Fluma from the Try Guys, this YouTube

A group of guys And he cheated on his wife A few years ago with somebody in the company And he didn't speak out for three years Until this week he's dropped a podcast Called Rock Bottom Where he sits with his ex-wife That he cheated on

And they do an hour and a half podcast conversation And it is an absolute punish to live listen to. It's strange to think that people are watching this and listening to it rather than just being in like a therapy setting. Oh, heck yeah. It's, I mean, it's, it's, uh, it's terrifying. Yeah. It's absolutely, yeah, I mean, I'm like, I'm on the verge of, like, standing up and walking out of this room. She clearly doesn't want, like, she doesn't sound like she wants to be there. She doesn't want to. And, like, it's a shame that he's now trying to make money out of her being there. It literally is tagline, sorry, for the, um, for the podcast pages, rock bottom.

He goes, everyone makes mistakes, some of us, really big ones. Sometimes the only way out is through one podcast at a time. Not true. So they're just starting a podcast. How sick is that? Not true. So we want to know, be vulnerable with us right now. Harrison and I have both done it.

What have you done for an X? Yeah. That you probably shouldn't have done. Here's a text that's come through. I once walked across town at 2 a.m. Because they texted, I miss you, only to arrive and find out they sent it to the wrong person. Oh. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, there's something about 2 a.m. being in town where you could walk, I could walk to Gisbon from Auckland at 2 a.m. in the morning. You just walk so far. Yeah. I'm walking there. Another text. I agreed to look after their cat every other weekend, like it was shared custody of a child.

The cat doesn't even like me. Eventually, I was just like, why am I doing this? Yeah. Oh, that's rough. Someone else also texting. Shall I read this text out? Yeah, I think so. Okay.

It's real text. It's a real text. Okay. The week after I broke up with my ex, she asked me to babysit her kids, not mine, because her best friend tripped and fell on her dog and sadly it passed away from the impact. So that's sad for a few reasons.

I hate her reasons there. I looked after her kids because her friend tripped and fell on the dog. It died from the impact. Pip in Ashburn and welcome to the show. Pip, how are you? Hello, good thank you. Lovely to hear. What did you do for your ex that you kind of regretted?

I lent him five grand after he gave me a big sob story that he needed to fix his car and his motorbike up. But it wasn't even the worst bit. We're in different states. This was in Australia. So I was living in one state. And he contacted me after we'd separated and gave me the sob story and said, I really need this money and I'll promise I'll pay back. And of course, I never saw the money again or heard from him again.

Oh, still to the stay. Oh, and Ozzy's such a big place You can run and hide, eh Like he's never gonna find you You're never gonna find him Oh, yeah, I think you can hide wherever this I don't want to find him to be here Yeah, oh man, that's a good cautionary tale

Don't lend money to an ex Like Harrison, Harrison paid his rent for six months Yeah, I did, but 5K up front Yeah, it's a lot. Pip! A lot of money, Pip, come on, Pip It's not great, I'm sorry to hear about that, Pip Someone also does text in Jeez, I love the text today

I got my ex's name tatted on my chest when I was in jail when I was 17 I want to follow up on that action Producer Nurse Sam, can you say we can get them on and see if it worked out for them in the end? I don't think it did, but it's worth a shot. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. I just recently got the new AirPods which have a brand new feature in them which is a live translate. So theoretically I think it uses AI if someone speaks any other language to you. It live translates. in your ears, Harrison, it just tells you in English.

Which, because I knew this news, and you told me you brought them. I'm like, oh my God, we need to try this on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I am fluent in most languages. Well, you say that. But then I guess you don't speak them to us because we don't understand,

but maybe you will now that I've got these earbuds. Are you going to put them in? Yeah, I'll put them in now. Sorry, give me a second. Yeah, let me pop them in. Here we go. There we go. Oh, I'll make sure they're not on transparency.

Okay, let's test this. I don't believe this is true. I can't see how this is possible going to work. Oh yeah, it's translating you now. Okay, this is just kind of like a palette cleanse of this first one. So you should be able to get this. Bonjour. Oh, hello to you too.

Did that come through your ears? Yeah, yeah, clear as day. Did it? Yeah, it's really interesting. Bonjour. Oh, hello. How does it sound? Oh, it sounds great. How are you?

Oh, sorry, I'm hearing a different voice. Sorry. How does it sound when I say that? Oh, it sounds great. How are you doing? No, it just sounds like a, yeah It's like a voice, yeah Right, it just says like an English

It says hello in your ear Okay Like Siri, okay It's a bit hot, it's quite hot Okay, it's gonna leave a lap It's gonna get harder and harder, okay Nice Como estes?

Oh, of course What did you hear in your ear? Como estas? Yes Yeah, yeah and then it translated it into English for me What did that say? Como estes?

How are you? Good. Yeah. It doesn't work. It's working. Yeah. Sorry, it was taking a while

because it couldn't pick up. It's quite far away from me, I think. Okay, so there's a quite classic ones. Bonjour, hello. Comme stars, how are you in Spanish? Yeah. Now it gets a bit more tricky. Cool.

Blue bagu. Didn't catch that. Blue bagu. I didn't. You might need to do the accent. That is the accent. It said blue lacon, but I don't think.

See, this is good because that's simlish. Oh, good. Yeah. So that means it's working because that's not an actual proper language on these. Yeah. Well, unless it's meant to speak simlish and like Dothraki and... No, I don't think so. Okay.

Okay, here we go. Boudre ch'en-thui? Oh, we-wee? Hmm. Because it's also, my pronunciation may not be working. It might not be working. Baudanthui. Anything?

No, it's not getting that one. Okay. It's a nice weather today in French. Oh, is it? Okay, yeah. Yeah. No, I didn't get that one. Okay, try this one.

I'm going to do Japanese. Strap him A we should just quickly You sure Yeah Well if it worked It's gonna be mean Yeah

It'll work All right I hope it works Just respond to what you hear If you're listening right now We're trying the new AI translate feature On the new earpods

I just bought them They're in my ears right now And I'm trying to speak Japanese Different languages Onaka Gimasta One more time Because it's telling me

Something but I don't think That's what you're saying Oh okay Okay Okay Oh naika ga Gimasta Oh, you hungry?

Yes, I am. Airponds, ladies and gentlemen. Unakagga-gimaster. Yeah, me too. Me too, man. I can go for a boy. Oh, that's so good. It's amazing. Can I have a turn?

Yeah, well, yeah, sure. I actually know I'm, no. I don't like who are sharing my in-hance. Scoobo they are wax out, you freak. Yeah, there you go. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Right now it is Wednesday, and that means one thing and one thing only.

Degrees of Stan Walker. So give the backstory of this segment, it started off as a segment where we'd throw different Kiwi celebs out every week. You'd call up and tell us your degree of separation to them and one stood out amongst the rest. Stan Walker. And it's everyone seems to be related to this guy in some degree. Exactly. Related, is that the word? I don't know.

Well, I would say every Kiwi does seem to be related to them. If you trace it back far enough. Yeah, everyone somehow's seen this guy who's all around. Like my classic story is my uncle saw him at the 3. Taupor Hotel shaving his legs into the swimming pool. It's one of the greats, really. It's one of the craziest ones. So it all kind of, I guess, stems from the notion that every New Zealander has a Stan Walker story.

Is that story great? Yeah. No, not necessarily. But everyone's got one. Yeah. And the thing is, like, the more degrees, the better. Exactly. You know, like, my cousin saw him at school walking down a driveway that was owned by my uncle's dog.

Perfect And that's a bit extreme But you know So 0800 the edge This is week 24 Is this the week it fails I'd be gutted Because to be honest

Steph's been trying to squash this for a while I think she's a bit more pessimistic About degrees of Stan Walker Yeah for sure In every way you come through with some heaters And every week Degrees of Stan Walker lives again It hits you know

Someone said the other week They got Maccas with his security guard Amazing You know it's just All this guy Anything you know about Stambola call us 0800 the edge This is the

Stan Walker winner last week? A couple of years ago, we were in the same group at go-karting as Stan Walker. Oh. Wow, that's amazing. That's pretty cool. That's quite random. Yes, it was. Was he with anyone?

Yeah. He was with some friends there, I think. Was he fast? I actually can't remember if we did him or not. Great story. Great story. It's perfect, Dema. Oh, 800 of the Edge.

Prize up for grabs for the best one today. Degrees of Stan Walker, what is your connection to connection to connection? Your Arvo's Head Harder. John, Steph and Harrison. The edge. It's time for... It's a competition we run every week on this show for 24 weeks. That's halfway through the year, isn't it, Harrison?

Yeah. It's a long time, and we are always blown away by the stories. They're incredible. They're incredible degrees of separation. And sometimes the further you are away from this story about the great Stan Walker, the better. It comes from the notion that every Kiwi's got a Stan Walker story. So let's hear some right now. Matthew from Rolliston and Christchurch.

Welcome to the show, my friend. What's your Stan Walker Yarn? I went down to the Caroline Bay concert. I think it was about five or six years ago, and he played live down there, and I ended up saying hi to him and shaking his hand. It's great. Shaked, shook his hand.

It's a great story. Did you chase him down? Did he go? Wall past you? What was the deal there, Matthew? I just seen him because I was up near the stage, and yeah, he finished playing and all of that. I waved out and he reached over and, you know, shook my hand before he hopped off the stage.

Oh, that's great. Caroline Bay, that's out in Timaru as well. Great spot. Good playground there now. Yeah, they do a thing down there every year and they do some free concerts because one other year they had Zeeb play live here and it was good. Oh. Big names. Big names.

I like. I like. I like that one. So the story to beat is, seen him live. Shook his hands. All right. I reckon someone else can beat there. We got Alan here from Frick.

What's your story, Alan? Hey, back in 2011, I won a meeting greet at Forum North for his concert. And at the greeting part, my mom went up to give him a big hug and she gave him a fat kiss. Oh, that's a good yarn. On the lips? Yes, on the lips. He didn't pull his cheek away fast enough. Oh, okay.

So your mom gave an unsolicited lip kiss to Stan Walker. It was just a little bit. greeting. Wow. Your mum has Stan. That's a huge greeting. Okay. Yeah, great.

You know what? It won't hold up in court, Alan, but it will hold up into Greece. Stan. Yeah. I like that one. I like we're getting somewhere. And let's go to Wanganui from Fongeree to Wonganui. Maynard.

What's your Stan Walker story? Yeah, go out. How are we? Hey, um. Oh, better that you're here, Maynard. Um, was that in a pub one night with a bunch of friends and then we were walking through just you know usual pub things drinking and carrying on and walking through and then who's two do we see stalem walker with his partner just there just drinking and

then one thing led to another and then we ended up as a group decided to go to another pub and then he asked if he could wear my jersey because he didn't want to be recognized so yeah no give him my jersey and then went to another pub and then that's when him and his partner decided to cheered us to some karaoke, so that was a bloody awesome night. Wow. That is the night that I dream for, mate. That is a, every kid we dream to have a night like that. It's like the New Zealand version of Superbad,

where you just one night becomes the best night of your life. Wow. The pub, Stan Walk is there. You end up doing karaoke. Are you guys still in touch? Did you exchange numbers? Nah, I didn't. I didn't keep in contact with him when he was down here,

but now he's moved away and don't really. I see him as much as we used to. Wow. Do you ever just think that sometimes Maynardi lays in bed a night and sneaks away from his partner and smells your hoodie and goes bloody hell I miss that bloke? No, I ended up getting that back. Ah, damn it.

Good move. Yeah, I did say you could keep it, but he was like, no, no, you can have a back to say. Oh, that hot. You managed to remember what song Stan Walker sung at karaoke because I can't imagine he's busting out one of his own tracks. Like, he's not getting up there going. No, it was.

Oh, I cannot remember off the top of my head. Okay. I seem to be a bit of an R&B guy, but a TLC maybe. A bit of Queen B. But a Darude Sandstorm. I can't see Stan Wood. I know it was reggae. I know it was reggae, but I can't remember what song it was.

Oh, it was reggae? Great. Okay. Okay, all right, that's a great story, Maynard. All right, what have we got today? Degrees of Stan Harrison. We've got Matthew, who saw him play in Timito, and shook his hand. Alan, whose mum passed him non-consensually after his show.

and Maynard, who was at the pub with Stan, closed him. Yeah, this is pretty good. For me, I'll be honestly, Sean, Maynard is the best story. It's a story you tell around people. Yes. But Alan has the most degrees.

Because her mum patched him. The other two, Matthew and Maynard, have got things to do with him. Alan's mum patched him. Alan, congratulations. You've won degrees of Stan Walker. Yay. You go, tell your mum

that you've won a prize on the edge. for her patching Stan Walker back in the day. I shall. Thank you. Tell her the restraining order was worth it, mum. Thank you. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Just the lads?

Yeah. And you know, we're in committed relationships. Not with each other. No. I mean, we are in a sense, I guess. Well, like a committed work relationship. That's a friendship. Like a committed friendship.

I've committed to you as a friend. We turn up every day. We turn up every day, don't we? Yeah, and that's what a relationship is, isn't it? Yeah, I guess we aren't a good relationship. Turning up for the other person. Yep, and occasionally falling around. I don't think we've ever fooled around.

So if you are single, though... Just to put it out there, Shorn and I... No, no, we haven't fooled around. No, I mean, falling around, having fun. Okay. That's what you do with a friend. Full round, it's fall around with your friends. I don't think you use the word falling around with many people.

Just don't do that. Is that not, is that mean something else? Oh, me and did you do... Clara, yeah, we fool around. It doesn't sound right, you know? You don't fool around with Clara. No, don't fall around McClara. Okay, it was.

Good to know. If you are single, right, and you're on the dating apps, the profiles. Yes. I've always wondered, you know, with AI, how is that going to change dating apps? And for the first time, I think I know, Facebook have added a brand new AI dating assistant. So if you are on Facebook, you'll be able to add this in the near future. And it helps you find dates with other people who are on that assistant on Facebook. So what you do is you add this thing to your Facebook and you give it prompts like,

hey, I want to find someone and you give it a list of things. I can find someone that works in tech. I want them to live in Christchurch where I live. I want them to be between this age bracket. And then once a week, it will put you in touch with a person on Facebook that fits that profile. And it will even go as far as to, because it will go through every bit of data you've got on Facebook, every bit of data they've got on Facebook, and suggest mutual date spots for you. Like it'll go, Harrison, you love the movies, right?

And it's put you in touch with this other person and they also love the movies. So there's this new movie, you guys should go see it. Yeah. Do you know, I think that's crazy. And of course, Facebook has to pivot to something because it's a dying app, isn't it? I thought it was just for boomers to post, like, their political opinions.

Yeah, there's a lot of that happening. The thing that worries me about there's the scan all your information. Like, have you ever, because I've done this recently, I saw it pop up recently. I'm like, what I like, I liked, I was like, I liked Diary of Wimpy Kid the movie. On Facebook. On Facebook.

Look through your Facebooks. Look at what you like. it will shock you because the stuff you liked, you know, remember like 10 years ago when the cool thing was to like things on Facebook because that's how you showed people

your, what do you call it? Your interest. Your interest, your character back then. That's true. Yeah, I haven't liked anything in Facebook for years. You don't like those things on Facebook now. And so now you don't do it. So now they just sat there in time

and you've grown up 10 years older so without trying to hook us up with other people with what we've liked and followed on Facebook, I don't think they're going to be the right person for you. That's a good person. So you're saying if you haven't, it's kind of taking an old version of you. Well, I'll be honest with you.

And this sounds bad and it would be bad. If they were to set me out with a date with someone, it would be like a 13 year old. Oh, because of what you like. I didn't like things that was 13. And that's a whole legal thing. That's horrible. Yeah. So for me, I used to really like R. Kelly.

Yeah. But this is obviously back, this is 2010. Yeah. Like it was okay to do it. So I probably like an Rkelly thing. And now someone was going to put me up with someone who's, you know. Yeah. What you're saying is you don't want to...

Yeah, you're right. You need to do a bit of a cull if you are going to use this. Yeah, yeah. And I've seen you follow... Yeah. You blame it on time, but you follow some interesting things as well. I do. Yeah, because it pops out because Sean likes this

or Sean Hill... Follow this because Sean Hill does. It's like models and stuff. On Facebook. No it doesn't. No it doesn't. Yeah, you're like Kate Upton. Why is producer digital claria?

Jessica Alba? Well, I've compiled actually a list of both you and Harrison. Facebook likes and it's safe to say I'm actually quite concerned and I don't think you should be using. No, you didn't go through it. Oh, I did. Oh, I did. I love this.

All right, let's do a tell all next. Hold it. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. What is this man? We talked earlier about how there's an AI bot on Facebook now. It's a new dating assistant. So it'll help you like find dates on Facebook.

Use it as a dating app. But we're saying it will trawl through all of your things on Facebook. All your Facebook info. And Harrison made quite a good point. Yeah. is that like if it's going through information, you like, it'll take all the stuff that you like and follow. And like, we used Facebook 10 years ago.

So all the pages that we liked and followed was from so long ago, like, oh, maybe they'd die of a wimpy kid or, I don't know, King Batch or Vines, real random things. And you don't ever unfollow things, do you? No, you don't. So you might like more things, but you're not going to go and unfollow something. So you might like some weird reference from a decade ago. So if you get matched up with someone, they'd be like,

If I was to get matched up with somebody, that'd be like a young girl, like a teenager. I know it's not, no, I'm not saying it's going to happen. Obviously, it's going to look about that, Clara. Sorry. It's not going to happen, I'm just saying that's what would happen with the algorithm. So to get ahead of this, we've got our digital producer, Clara. She's joined us.

She's trod through our Facebooks today to try and find some of the more cancelable pages that Harris and I follow and just bring them to light. Yeah, look, boys, it's not looking great. I'd be probably scrubbing those pages and starting fresh But how many Chris Brown pages is Harrison like That's so funny I reckon at least three He's liked one

He's liked one He's liked one Too many I loved Chris Too many And there you go Well who do you want to start Sean we'll start with you

Oh no I'm on spotless We don't need to We're just going to Harrison's filthy Now this one isn't too questionable I kind of agree with this You've only liked one TV show on Facebook and that TV show is Gossip Girl. That is a great show.

Have you seen it? Yeah, oh yeah. I never finished it because someone spoiled it for me. But I watched it. Yeah, man, that was when I was going through a Blake Lively thing for a while. Oh, that's the... I knew it was from seediness somewhere. I thought it was to impress a girl, but no, it's because he's watching a girl.

Have you watched it? It's like, I think guys don't watch it because it's called Gossip Girl. It should just be called Gossip. Get on it, guys. That show is good. It's pretty incredible. Yeah, man. Honestly.

You've only liked one book. This one's pretty admirable. The one book you've liked is the Bible. Yeah, I grew up quite, Christian. I was thinking you might have find some stuff on the way up there. You didn't like the Bible on Facebook? You know what I mean? All counts with the big guy?

Yeah, exactly. He checks for Facebook. God. I'm unsure who this next person is, maybe you both can help me with this. I think it's maybe some sort of content creator. Lana Rhodes? No, that's just a friend that me. It has a mutual friend that Harrison and I have together.

No, no, I don't think I follow Lana Rhodes. I don't know that is. Who is that, Sean? Who follows her? You? Just me? Yeah, it's a mate. It's a friend of mine. You've made a mistake, yeah.

Yeah, Lana Rhodes. Yeah, she's, I went to school with that. Oh, okay. Can I be 100% honest to you? Yeah. Doesn't ring a bell for me. Oh. That's a hundred percent honest.

Okay. No, it's a friend I went to, it's a friend. Don't look into anyone. Okay. Next one, Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan's podcast. Now that... I've been, I've been a person, I know people don't like him.

I actually quite like, I think he's a good interviewer. Okay, well, that leads. I don't like every, I want to listen to every single thing he says about aliens. Hits and misses, hits and misses. But that's it, if he's got a good guest on, like, I'm going to listen if he's talking to Trump, because I want to hear what Trump's going to say. If he's going to talk to, you know, someone interesting, I'm going to listen to it. Okay.

Okay. No judgment here. Don't dislike him. I'll take him over call her daddy. Last one here. I know, you know, who you vote for is very usually a private thing, and most people don't want to know. But don't worry.

The only political pages you've liked, Sean, is the National Party, New Zealand Young Nats and Chris I don't like Luxon on Facebook. There's no way I like Luxon on Facebook. Hey man, no judgment. The Bible and a road. You're cool, man. Oh my God, this is taking such a bad picture of me. Oh, let me get to you.

I do not follow Christopher Luxon on Facebook. I can't wait to see who they spurt out you to date. I think I do like national though, because I've got a friend who's like a national. The national representative of to Runga. Stop. Let me get to you, Harrison. Red hot chili peppers in Greece. Hello. I have nothing.

I have no idea. Ariane Grande's number one fans. Oh, that was my crush. Yeah, I loved Ariana Grande. Chris Brown followed straight directly after it with Michael Jackson. You can hear Bridges and laughing. Hey, two fantastic singers.

Let's vote Daniel Beadingfield off X Factor. Oh. Pretty harsh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't love him. And a final one as well. Is that negative? Final one here as well that I can say I also saw Sean also liked

this as well. Might be a relative of whiz I'm not actually sure who this is. Mayor Khalifa. It's another schoolfriend of mine, don't worry about it. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Philosophical part of the show where we'll

open up a can of worms in the form of a would you rather question. You know, really dig deep. You know, I think people to, the listeners Sean, also take these questions to your face. Oh, no. Around dinner tonight, you know? Ask them these hard-hitting questions. Would you rather?

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever Sean's about to tell us. But take them home, take them the dinner. Get the family involved with it, yeah? It's funny that you've set it up this way without actually knowing what today's one is. I never know them. Because I'd love to see someone bring this up around the tea table. Today's Would You Rather is, Would You Rather, Harrison, receive an alert every time your parents hook up,

or have your parents receive an alert every time you hook up with someone? Oh, God. That's a tough. It's a tough one. That is tough. I think selfishly, they're just going to have to get an alert whenever I hook up with somebody. No, that's the wrong answer.

Why? I mean, there's no wrong answer. But for me, because I... You can't so adamantly go. That's the wrong answer. You're saying you adamantly want to know whenever your parents hook up. No, I don't want to know that. But at least I get that notification,

I can quickly swipe it and put it out of my mind. What I can't put out of my mind is every time I'm going to make love that my parents are going to get a notification. That's going to give me the yups. I'm absolutely not going to be able to perform. But for you, given your history, maybe they would look at the phone and go,

ah, must be broken. I'm never getting an alert that Sean's hooking up than anybody. Sean, are you okay? Yeah, yeah. Do you think it's worse? All the time. We haven't got our alerts yet.

No, your phone must be broken, guys. Oh, so you think the other way you think it's worse when you go long periods without? it because your parents know you've been in a drive-sal. Yeah, I'm checking and go, is everything all right on the relationship? Yeah, you guys have been a minute. You're on the couch, bro.

Yeah, I just really don't need to know my parents are going to hammer and tongs, you know? You'd rather them know about you? Absolutely. Oh, that's so interesting. And they'll be like, oh my gosh, our phone's exploded. We didn't know he raised such a rabbit. Okay, well, you know, something to, as Harrison said, kick around the do at the table today. Yeah, bring it into the fun.

I don't know, guys. Yeah, just get your mom involved, get your dad involved. Yeah, they'll love it. what happens. Oh, he passed me the casserole also. I've got a question for you. Yeah. See if you talk after dinner tonight. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Hey, welcome to the podcast. Steph's not here today, but we've, Digital Girl Clara's been helping us out doing some of the stuff that, let's face it, we don't want to do. Why? It wasn't like that, though. No, but you've been really good at it. Thank you. She has killed it.

Well, like, it's like scandals. Claire's been doing the scandals. Because I want to ask Clara, I'm like, oh, what scandal news is happening today? I'll talk about something. And she gives me that five different things off the top of the head of what's happened that day. Yeah.

I was like, well, fuck, why don't you to get you to come and do it? No, I know. I think pop culture is like my specialty almost as well as World War II. Oh, great. Can we delve into that? Yeah, absolutely. What do you want to know? I want to know who participated.

So many people. In what? Pop culture or World War II? Either one. Okay, here's a game. We ask a question. and Clara answers that question with either a pop culture

or world world to answer for the question was Hitler involved? Yes But it's about Kanye Yeah Yeah true Have you guys sent sorry

Have you seen the Kanye documentary thing I have? Of course you have Yeah they're one that came out like a year ago No no no A new ones come out Oh no I haven't said that It's scary

The clips are insane Like new stuff Not a got as old like Because the other one made me really like him. But him in the Kardashian house and someone just wanted them like film him just yelling at Chris Jenna,

yelling at Kim Kardashian. That's like fucking insane. Oh, I saw that on TikTok. Yes. Chris is like, I love you, Kanya. He's like having a guy. He's like, now, now. It's quite scary though,

because you think that's the way he behaves on camera. Then like what does he do behind like closed door? Obviously, I don't want to throw any accusations there. But the way he screams at people is not okay. The whole documentary is behind closed doors. You know, that's the only stuff you see about him. Yeah, well, it's not looking. great. Sorry.

Kanye. Other question. Oh, guys, this game. Maybe we'll pivot from the game. Yeah, we'll pivot a little bit, okay? It's good to have you on the show, Clara. How's it going? You got out of a long relationship?

I did. I got out of a long relationship at... We're getting into it. So you got a relationship a while ago, is it? Yeah, I did. I got out of a relationship in November. I got dumped in a cold relationship. play concert.

Yeah. I'm iconic. You'll know that. iconic. Yeah. So iconic though. And then the CEO thing happened.

Kind of stole my thunder a little bit. Yeah. Not going to lie. Bit gussed. Yeah. That all happened. How's the aerolas?

Great. That's thriving. What's the deal? Why does he ask? Does she have unique areola? No, she's checking in. I think we're just

any health checks to do. Any health checks? Yeah. Any health checks going on? Yeah. I thought that was something I didn't know about. I think it's like a name they call you.

No. But also that kind of like, This is so off track right now. They're slightly, and I've noticed this. So I got my nipple, both my nipples pierced when I was like 18, right? I took them out. How? When did you take them out?

Didn't hurt. I took them out probably when I was 19. Okay, it's not wrong. It did not last long. No, they didn't, but it's because I had to get emergency surgery because I had appendicitis. So I got them removed. But then now, my nipples are like slightly deformed. It's not great.

So if you're listening to this, thinking about getting nipple piercings, do not do it. What do you mean deformed? Like they've got little bobble. I like, I can't, like, the skin is grown to little bubbles. Yeah. You can't put it back through though, no, they're close up. No, but now I'm thinking, like, what will it be like when I breastfeed? Sorry, we're getting way off.

Now, that's the fuck thing about nipple piercings, eh? Mm, because it completely, it, obviously, you're shoving a needle through the middle of them, but they're made for that. You know, they're made for... Does it hurt, or did you like the pain? It didn't hurt at all. Really? No. No, no, no.

I know. It's crazy. But then also, as well, I have my tongue pierced me. I was going wrong. Did you? I had my septum pierced. I had that pierced. What's that?

I had that. I had my smiley purse. Why did this all happen? Why did you have all those face ones? I don't know. I really don't know what was going on. Like I... Were you gothic?

Were you black hair? No, I wasn't gothie at all. I don't know what happened. Fuck the yuck. Do you know what I reckon it was? I reckon it was because I had a Tumblr profile. I was really in that era. Yeah.

Full noise. But no. Yeah, definitely an interesting time in my life. Still just moving in phases, you know? Eps and flows, guys. You know everything cyclical as well? It comes back. You really grew out of the piercings, obviously,

but I can also fully imagine you with those piercings. I just can. I imagine Clara with those. I can. Imagine Clara being, like, quite a rogue Christchurch teen. Yeah. Like hanging on the streets at night. Yeah, well, that was correct.

But it doesn't actually, the aesthetic thing doesn't work. Like, I went to a private girl school. There's very strict uniform, like, code, and I was rocking around with a tongue piercing, little piercings, belly button piercing. Harrison, what were you like as a youth? Cool, man. You're cool.

It's cool as. Talk as throat. Describe 16-year-old Harrison while Clara was down there with her tongue piercing and her septum and her bloody, what I'm imagining is black ripped skinnies. Yes, yeah, yeah, you'd be correct, yeah. Knees ripped out. Knees ripped out.

Knees ripped out. Nees ripped out. Full face and makeup, cat eye. doing about me? No, me, sorry. Oh, well, I agree. Sorry, I thought we were talking about me. No, I was like you.

Sorry, no, I think you were like you. No, I was like you, I looked like that. Oh, you look like me? You had a full face of makeup and ripped jeans? Yeah, I did it, yeah. Did you have any piercings? Nah. Never?

I was pretty fucking boring, guys. This was a boring chat for me. Oh. Is that? Yeah, I don't know. Experimented with any drugs? At 16? Mm-hmm?

No. I'm from Hawks Bay. You're from, Christchurch. What's the different? Well, there's still drugs. They're just different. You're like,

you're like at all- real school. I just feel like you'd get more involved. Really? Absolutely. I'm from like a country. A country and it's hawks bay.

I'm from a country and it's hawks bay. I'm from the country. All right. It's great to get to know you. Clarie. Anything else you want to tackle away here? Any other big topics? We've covered World Board 2.

We've covered um... Nipple piercings. Nipal piercings. Breakups. How's the dating scene? Now, are you back on that horse? Yeah, I'm back on the dating scene horse, but I would never download a dating app,

terrified of those. But just been, like, dating around, people I already knew. For, like, killers? Or... What do you mean? Oh, just in general. I don't think I can... I think I get the act from, like, I need to know someone properly first. I need the friendship slow burn. I. You get it? Yeah, I know you name. You need the friendship. For me, I needed the friendship

slow burn. I've never done dating apps. I can't do them. No. Like, I've never been good at just hooking up with people. Mm-mm. Like, I really need to know them. Yeah. on a personal level, yeah. Yeah, I was on dating apps and I always went on bad dates

and then I met my fiancé on a dating app. She said it was the first time ever on a date from a dating app. Could be lying. Probably. Could be lying. We met on Bumble. We had a catch-up and went for a park date. And then we just hung up for a couple hours.

And you just like, that was it? No, we said we went out separate ways and we hung up the next day. Went on another date. And that was Jeannie's first ever. First ever dating app date. And, yeah. We both, I've talked about it now. I almost bailed on it

because I actually had another date set up for the next day because I was bored. It was lockdown. I had two dates. And then she almost bailed on it because she was so nervous because it was her first one. And her flatmate talked her into it and my flatmate talked me into it. And then after the day I was like, man, I cancelled the next date and hung out with her again. And then she was like, hang out with me and now we're engaged. That's so cute. Beautiful, I. I just don't think that all happened for me.

Nah. Oh, never happened for you. No, cheers. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Radio Podcasts.