The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #155: Boys & boobs…🤣

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

That was ya Thursday! EZ Money  Where was Steph?👀 Boob chat 5 Star Fact Mastication… Embarrassing yourself in front of the class 🫣 Kiwi’isms 🥝 Harrison got the iPhone17! Male manicure Break the gender stereotype - Job edition Forgotten media 🐒🐒 Steph’s turn for buttons… Sean’s search for a friend… ends? Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the podcast. If you've caught the last couple, you'd know Steph wasn't with us the last few days. So it's so good to have her back today. And did we ever finally found out what Steph's been doing the last few days? Yeah, Nick Minut. She's back.

Skodie. Not you, just in general, Scotie. I also bring him back Kiwiisms that are kind of falling off. And Steve's, um, Steph likes her boobs. Yeah, I was packing a bit of a sad about them But I found something that I love About my boobage No, the wawks, but it's in here

Yeah It's another one Your Avos head harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge Hey, welcome to the show Guys, she is back And we were, oh, a sigh of relief from all of us

Hey everyone, listening Hi, hi, hi, hi Steph, not gonna lie You have a lot of explaining to do Everyone was texting in for the last few days, calling in, wondering, spotting you in all these places around the country. What? You guys knew where I was?

No, we didn't. No idea. No, we asked the listeners and, man, they came through, but hundreds and hundreds of texts of things people have seen you doing. We're glad that you are. Are you okay? Well, yes, I'm confused. Because I thought you're confused.

I thought you guys knew where I was. No. Oh, I was so glad we found you. It's great to have you back. I think we need to get more into this soon because I'm very confused what's happening. Where did people say they saw me? Well, just honestly, how long have you got?

We'll go there next. We'll go there next. We're going to talk about this, obviously. Okay. Have our listeners been little snitchers, have they? Oh, I wouldn't call them that, but yes, they have been. Unbelievable.

When's reporting crime become snitching, I guess? Yeah, honesty. Reporting crime. They'll be helping. We'll get there. But first, your chance. Steph, so good to have you back, as we said. Yeah.

We're so relieved. Hivos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Easy Money is the game right now. The Edge is the money. And it is all thanks to Easy Money Live, a live event that we will be playing in the flesh. A certain amount of people will be there on the day. You'll have a chance to win $10,000.

Playing live. Which, by the way, every time we've done it live, it's easier. Yeah. And I have played the game on the Rover app. It's a hard game. It is very hard. But I've been like, I've been sleepless nights playing that game. I'm addicted.

So there's a mobile app. You play that to get in the draw to come live. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It's good, though, to put down the siggies, though, and pick up rover. Like, it's a new, it's a good addiction. That's what I'm changing it to. Yeah. So that's a positive.

Yeah, but I'm also, I'm kind of jumping between the both of them now, too. Because the game stresses me out so much. I have to have a dart. You're true. Yeah. Well, let's play with... She's from Fangare. She's named after the drink.

It would probably spend the on a girl's note out. This is Bailey, everybody. Hey. Bye. Hi, Bailey. Big question, Bailey. Where do you put your bailies? Your mouth?

Where do you store your bailies? In the fridge. In the fridge. Good answer. Why do some people put it in the cupboard? I shelf it. Oh, like a pantry. Criminal.

Oh, this is like the old where do you put your chocolate scenario. I put my bagels in the freezer. Where do you put your eggs? Freezer. Fridge. That's not the right to call. Everything belongs in the freezer. Everything in the freezer.

No, no, no, Vokaroni in the freezer. Okay, true. Because it doesn't freeze. True. Everything else I think freezes. Lemoncello freezer. Oh, yeah, great. Daily.

Good hack for you for that one. Lemon chillo spritzes. God, bring back Samurai. Yum. Gosh, three o'clock we're already talking about getting on the... Geez. All right, Bailey. Here are the rules.

You'll have 30 seconds. You can pass a few. Get stuck on one of the categories. And we'll hopefully have time to get back to it. No repeated answers. And your time will begin when I finish. when I am finished saying the first category. There's 10 of them.

We need 10 answers, all starting with the letter O this afternoon. O for... Oh, God. Oh, golly, exactly. We would accept O God. Yeah. O for owl. Okay.

O for O for O for. Ow. Oh, I love those. Okay, a few options for you. All right, Bailey from Farangare. Here we go. With the letter O for $1,000 please name for us. Something round

Orange Something you'd find in the ocean Orca A celebrity Oprah Winfrey Something in a salad Olive A four-liter word

Open A girl's name Opel Something with feathers Ostridge A singer A singer Oh my gosh

Owen Something you buy at the shops Wilson If I won Wilson If I won Wilson Bailey That was like done something.

Surely. He was in the wedding singers, wasn't he? Oh, he was. Either way, that would just be nine, though. But we were getting, you had eight and you still had about, what, 10 seconds left? She had seven. Oh, seven, sorry. Yeah, yeah.

But about 10 seconds left, so it was all good. I was in wedding crashes. Oh, so. Oh, Bailey, that was like the, I feel like that was the closest we've ever got. That was the most promising easy money we've ever been through. No, honestly. We had a hobby to go. That was going to be the 10th one.

A hobby. Opera singing. Oh, that's a great hobby. Really good one. Harrison's hobbies. It's my hobby, Bailey. Our out. Bailey, great job.

I'll see you guys at the live show anyway. Surely you'll call my name. Yeah, for sure. Keep playing that live game. You can play it in the Rover app, by the way. If you'd like to play Easy Money Mobile. Let's hear some of the opera singing, I reckon, just to end this. It'd be lovely.

Oh, no, it's because I kind of do it off. I can't do it. It's a hobby. So there's a job and hobby they can't cross over very much. I don't want to blend that. Yeah, I can try. If you want to hear her now. Yeah.

Up to you. Oh, nah, stage Friday. I can't. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Steph been away the last three days and, boy, man, Harrison and I quite worried. Two words. Thank God.

That's all I can say. You guys knew exactly where I was. So good to have you back. It's so good to have you back. And to just be able to see you that you're all well. Yeah, the whole office was worried. We were the most worried and the listeners were worried. Yeah.

Because we were putting it out. Text turned 3, 3, 4, 3, 3, 3. Kolo at Home to the Edge. Where have you seen Steph? And yeah, people were coming through. There's some texts we got. From Kate, I'm a surgeon. I actually just got off Steph's operating theatre. She was getting the middle three fingers on her right hand removed

so that she's pulling a permanent shaka. Someone said Steph was seen writing Oppo the Dolphin, the statue in Hokia. But I saw her hocking replica waz jerseys outside the coin save in Pairo. In Wellington, washing her clothes in the bucket fountain on Cuba Street. and Napier on the steps of the public library shining shoes and Huntley sweeping train tracks I saw her applying for a job at ZDM So those are just a few

And then obviously a lot of calls I mean Sam producing nurse Sam you can speak to the screening calls non-stop Yeah it's just been the lights have been flashing the whole The whole time we've been on air This is Logan flashing the rice to eat you home A scenery outside of the Taupo Bunning getting about teen sausages just for herself, I think.

That's what she does, and she rations them out for the week. I believe that she actually didn't even grab the bread. It was just the sausages, boys. She's like, no napkins either. It's in between her fingers like Wolverine. She even walked past a homeless person, looked at them, and kept walking with those 10 sausages, mate. She did not.

Well, thanks for being able to feed that back to us, mate. Well, go to the help she needs, all right? No worries, boys. Someone else was just text and saying they saw her, getting the sausages at Bunnings and then taking them into a tent. Someone... So these are just some of the texts we go. I obviously take it very seriously.

It's confronting, I know. If I had ten sausages in my hand, I would absolutely give one away to someone that needed it. You don't you did. This is crazy. What did that person say that I did? I was selling replica Warriors jerseys in Pairoa. Yeah. Why?

You get paid to be here, Steph. You can just turn up to work and get paid for this. Steph, we care about you. You guys have got the listens involved, like, to play along with your silly little gag. You guys knew exactly where I was. If you guys were so worried, where was my text message? Where was my, hey, Steph, worried for you? Where are you?

Didn't feel like our place. What do you mean? I don't want to invade your privacy. What do you mean? Sometimes you've got to let people get to rock bottom so they can realize it and come back to you. And when we heard that, those comment and comments and those texts and those calls, like, I don't know. Personally, Sean, I know, you thought, I was scared to reach out. Okay, this is crazy.

I have to clear this up. I was in hospital. What? Really? You knew this. Did you? You're okay? The listeners might not have known this because I obviously haven't been here

to talk about it, but guys. How did we know that? Where did you tell us that? Producer-in-us-Sam, I'm feeling so gas-lip right now. What is happening? Okay, guys, play some music, and then next, I'm going to tell you the ordeal I've been through over the last couple of days.

Your Arvo's Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge Steph's back today We're excited to have you back, Steph You weren't here the last few days We're quite worried about you But you're going to clear that all up for us I'm just going to, if it's okay with everybody

I'm just going to take the next couple of minutes to clear things up and Talk about my boobs Yes You were very quick in answering that So you just ask if it's okay Okay, no, that's fair That's fair, that's fair, that's fair

Just really quick on that answer You're going to talk about your boobs? I'm going to talk about my boobs Yep, it's about time Harrison. Okay. Is that okay? Yeah.

Yeah, please. Please. What's this song? Just some background music that we thought might be able for it. Sean. No, I don't need a soundtrack to the story. Okay, well. No, no, no, no.

My phone was going off. It's my alarm clock. Okay, anyway. So I spent the night in hospital on Sunday night with my year and a half year old. Seriously. I'm going to take my, yeah, fair enough. Put it down now, I reckon. And during my night,

in hospital, I figured out the two really good things about having big boobs. Now, a bit of a history about my boobs, if you don't mind. All good. In my 20s, God, they were the, they're like, my biggest asset. I tell you what, perfect boobs. And then kind of like late 20s, your metabolism changes, put on a couple of kilos here and there. I had no problem with it. And it kind of changed my boobs a little bit.

And especially in the last kind of year and a half, my boobs have changed even more after having a baby, okay, and after breastfeeding. And I wasn't like the breastfeater that was like, I could just hold a baby with one arm and breastfeed a baby and then like hold a cup of tea with the other. And not that you should do that, that sounds wildly dangerous. But, you know, my boobs are so big. Sicky in one hand, baby and the other.

That when I had to breastfeed, Jake, my partner, passes me the baby. He's like, rugby pose, which you learn about breastfeeding. So rugby pose is if you've got a bigger bust, you have to literally hold the baby on a pillow, next to you and then you kind of flop your boob into the baby's mouth

and because my breast is so large you have to hold your breast up sorry I'm kind of doing this in the studio while I'm describing this but... Harrison probably doesn't need to be lying on the table I guess but... You've to hold your boob up

so you don't suffocate the baby and it's like a whole thing it's like it's so uncomfortable and so... It was awful to be honest and I wasn't very good at it so anyway so my boobs changed with that whole journey

and having big boobs is a real problem in life. You have to wear like double sports bras when you want to go out for a run. You really have to wear two of them. Yeah, sometimes. For some people, I mean, me, yeah, I do. But I run I wear two jock straps. Okay.

I have back, neck and shoulder pain. Harrison, you might not have been doing. Finding clothes that fit properly is a real struggle. Like with the button gap at the front. Would you ever the reduction thing? I think that's like a series. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. You're under-boob sweat. You have bad posture. I have bad posture because I'm quite self-conscious of the size of them. So you have to kind of like hunch over. You don't have to hunch over, but I hunch over. Sometimes we wear tank tops. We struggle to look you in the eyes.

Yeah, that's a real problem. However, in hospital, when my poor little boy was really sick on Sunday night, like severe croup, it was just so, so sad. Just couldn't really breathe properly and coughing. And it was just horrific. And he hated it. He was mama, mama. They had to like swaddle him to give a medication.

It was just the most traumatizing horrific. Honestly, really scary night. And I had to sleep in the hospital with him, but I finally figured out a great reason for my boobs. Two things. I hadn't had dinner that night. And so I managed to eat in an Oach Musley Bar in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.

And while I'm there, hours later, with a sleeping baby on me who's just been through hell and I don't want to wake him, I want to move. And I'm kind of just lying there with a sleeping child on me. I kind of feel in my cleavage. I dropped some oat bar in there. from earlier. So I'm having a snack.

You didn't need to play them music again. Oh, yeah. And this is what we got in. This is what boobs are great. Thank you boobs. Thank you boobs for collecting my drop downs, like a bib almost. And so I was a little bit satisfied after not having dinner in hospital.

And the second thing is that were the perfect pillow for him while he's lying on my chest. It was just a realisation for me that, hey, it's not all bad. they're providing comfort for my poor sick boy as a pillow and they're providing me dinner. It is not. I honestly used to lie on my mum because I like lying on her boobs as a pillow. Yeah.

Truly. Still? Nah, mid-high school. Okay. You gave it up. Yeah, I gave it up. I felt like we're getting a bit too far. Yeah.

Oh, great stuff, Stephen. This is why we said, yeah, we've always been, me and Harrison personally, we've always been supporters of big-breasted woman for that reason. 100%. It's hard for you guys. Eyeball it. What size do you think I am?

Brow size. You're both not looking. No, trust me, I can picture it. Brass sizes coincide with, like, battery sizes, A. AA, double B. So I'd say looking at those, 9 volt. I'm going triple D. Damn, no, try 14E.

God, I didn't know they did. That's crazy. Your Arvose, hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge 5-star fact. point in the show where I bring a fact to the team, Steph Harrison and yourself, a listener judge, and you can rate it out of five stars. Okay, so Lauren from Palmer, you're going to be our guest judge this afternoon.

Hello? Hello. Hi, Lauren. What kind of facts do you like? What's your favourite genre of fact? Oh, I don't know. I feel like maybe animal facts. Animal, yeah, animal facts are great.

Sean, is it animals? Not Animal Fact Today It's about High School Musical Could I interest you in that? Oh yeah, perfect Ooh, that's good She's a fan She's a fan

Okay, now you're dealing with two other fans here Sean on the judging committee Myself and Harrison Harrison I think The biggest fan You used to watch High School musical On Disney Channel Love it

All the time Love all the movies Yeah You know a lot about it I know a lot about it Used to play on Disney Channel He used to play the movie And they'd pop up facts

During the whole movie Did they? Did they? It's going to be really hard for you Sean Tell us the fact right now that the three of us, myself, Harrison and Lauren, don't know. And Lauren, have you seen, are you a big fan of housing musical?

Yeah, love it. See, it's a... I mean, tough today, Sean. Okay, well, I... Have I just discovered the movie in the last year? Yes. Really? I didn't watch it until a year ago.

What? But I mean, I watched all three of them. I'm into it. I'm way too late on the party. I think it came out in... 2006? Yeah, yeah. You've only just got on it?

Just got on it. Yeah, really into it, actually. I was listening to the songs at the gym the other day. Wouldn't that be weird? to be your age and then watching high school musical and then getting into it? Oh yeah. Yeah, you're kind of like watching like teenagers like have crushes on each other.

Oh yeah, no. Like it was cool for us when we watched it because we were young and it was alive. But now looking at it for the first time? You're like 30, man. Is it borderline creepy? You think it's not all good? I don't know. Okay, well, the fact is

this could be the start. High school musical was initially planned as a sequel to Greece. With Brittany Spears. My lonely mess. Justin Timberlake meant to star in it and then the idea evolved into high school musical after it was greenlit for Disney Channel. It was meant to be, though, Greece 3

and the characters of Justin and Brittany were meant to be the children of whoever was in Greece. Sandy and old mate with the slick back here. Danny Zucco. Yeah, so it was meant to be Greek 3. And then they're like, oh, well, we can't get these guys. Let's go. Let's do something new with the high school musical.

So that were going to be the kids of Danny and Sandy? It was going to be like an in-season storyline? What do you mean? One of them was going to be a kid, one of them was going to be someone else. Thank God. Feature the children of them. So, yeah, I guess I took that to be both kids. I don't imagine it was an insue storyline.

Is that Disney Channel? Is that one that really changed a lot about the movie? Yeah. Lauren, what's your first thoughts on that fact? I didn't know it, and I am a huge Disney fan. So, yeah, I'm surprised by that. But I also like, how's that linked in? Because it's a very different storyline.

Yeah, I'm also thinking, sorry, Sean, I'm just to say, It's fairly more, less fact, more theory. Like fan theory thing there. I don't think that's a real thing, man. Yeah, so don't mind us, Sean. Have you found it on Reddit? Oh, it's a great question. Have you? Have I found it on Reddit?

You can't believe everything on Reddit? No. No, it's not on Reddit. It's on BuzzFeed. Oh, mate. That feels buzzfeed. Harrison, had you heard that fact before? No, because I don't think anyone says or has that fact.

I think it's a fact. It's probably not a fact. No. Oh. I'm going to have to mark you down for this, Sean. You don't know. I'm Googling now. We need a fact that's, that blows our socks off, that we're like, God, that's a good fact.

But the fact we've been questioning it, if it's a fact or not, brings the fact, factness down. Yeah, like in the first scene when they're saying started something new, you know, that snow. Those were potato skins. No way. Yeah. It's a great fact, man. Pretty cool, eh?

Really? Yeah, because it was shot in the summer, so it's potato skins they drop. Oh, that's a really good fact. Thank you. Hmm. Oh, so, don't love it. Kind of interesting, kind of not. So like maybe you're like a middle, three and a half from me.

Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to lock on a 1.5. I didn't love that. You didn't know it. And Lauren? I think it's a three. It's probably not something I'm going to whip out on like a trivia night. So, but interesting to know. That's a fair judging for you, Lauren.

Thanks, Lauren. Cheers, team. That is your five-star fact for today. We'll be back tomorrow. The show. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. You can also DM us if you've got any stories.

You know, we never know. We might just talk about them on the show. Like this one that came through, who wanted to say anonymous. Hey, guys, when I was studying to be a nurse, I stood up in front of my uni lecture hall to do a presentation and instead of using the word mastication, which I believe means to chew. Should we check with producer, nurse, Sam, our medical expert.

Producing nurse, Sam. Yes, sorry? Mastication. Chewing. Cool. Great. Just check it. All right, back to it.

Instead of that, used another word. I think we can... What word? I think we can turn the mics off. We'll quickly tell Harrison. Jeez. Yuck! She's gone on to say, I never lived it down.

Some people still call me Masty B. So that's the message we got there. So I thought I bring it to the show, obviously not a bit embarrassing. But what I suggested we could do is obviously we're not fixing that. You know, that's a chat you have to have with your friends to get them to stop calling you that. Yeah, I think it's an easiest lip-up as well. I think your friends can go a little bit easy on you.

You don't need a nickname after it, you know? Yeah, maybe not. Yeah, it's a bit rough. But yeah, we want to know embarrassing moments that you might have slipped up, literally, or out the mouth, in front of people, in front of your peers at work, maybe back at school, maybe school speeches. I've got a real bad story.

Okay. It was an embarrassing story. It was at school assembly. High school, hundreds of us, and I was in the front row at the time, and I got an award. And then like Harrison Keith and they got out. I just had P.E. beforehand? I was like, me, nance. And I got up.

And then a guy who was in the front row pointed at the chair and said, he's got swamp ass. Oh my goodness. Do you know what that is? Sweaty ass crack. Yeah, I've never heard the term. He's got swam pass. I think we can deduct from that. And they're all everyone started a whole, like, I'm not even joking.

The whole assembly erupted. I went red in the face, trying to shake the guy's hand, getting my certificate freaking out. It was real stink. And so I was swamp ass for a while at school. That reminds me, I was at the end of year dance recital prize giving. And they caught out my name as well. It was like, I don't know, jazz level, whatever, when you're seven years old.

And I walked all the way down the stairs of the auditorium. And I was like, oh, here's my moment. And then I was walking up to get my certificate, jumped up on stage. And I was like, I don't need the stairs. I'll just do one of those cool, like, you know, when you're at the bottom. And the stage is my up here and I'm like, get stinging myself up.

Oh, no. Guess whatever. Face planted into the stage. Lost my footing. Splat. The whole auditorium cracks up. I'm mortified. I'm getting my stiffica like, like, thanks.

Oh, and then for years they called you two-to-boob. No, they didn't. Why would they call you that? No, jazz dancing. No, you don't. You don't wear two-to? Ballet, no, no, absolutely. I'm talking about tapping a stage.

God, Sean, I bet you've got a jury. embarrassing story from school. You know what, I have, man. Pick one. Hmm. Science, 2010. Biology. I stand up in front of the class.

I'm presenting about organisms. And I call it an orgasm. I didn't quite know what an orgasm was at the time either. People laughing and I was going, I thought that was a word for it. Because I heard the word. You hear the word. And you go, orgasm, orgasm. And they go, no organism.

And I was like, potato, potato. And they're like, no. Very different things. Different things. Both science. It's like potato potato. Oh, God. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. We're talking times you embarrass yourself in front of the class. We had this DM come through to us. Hey guys, I was studying to be a nurse. I stood up in front of my uni lecture hall to do a presentation, and instead of using the word mastication, which we've recently found out means chewing. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

She used another word. Yeah. I've never lived it down and some people still call me Masty B. So that's not very nice is it but we've gone make it feel better

what have you done in front of the class that's embarrassing? We've all done it? Easy mistake to make I think. On Swampas? Yeah, it's called Swampas because I stood up in assembly and there's a sweaty crack in my chair.

Is there face planting when you need to get a jazz award? Yes, now can we open this up? I haven't done anything, I'm great. Well, you mixed up organism for orgasm, don't you? What's in the text one? There's wanted posters of you around your school.

Yeah, we can't. Stay away from the year nine. you're seen here. Let's open it up to just embarrassing moments in front of others. Yeah. Because... That's what I mean by the class. The class could be work.

The class could be a hobby group. Middle class. Sure. Upper class. Any class, really. Yeah, yeah. And Rachel, you were at work. Well, those people aren't calling us.

No, I don't know. They're not listening to the show. Rachel, you were at work when you kind of put your foot in it. What did you do? Oh yeah so I was um I worked in a call center and I just made a booking for a lady and I was like reading back the reference number for her booking so using the phonetic alphabet easiest way to do it and I'd just done like B for Bravo but I'd said it instead of why for Yankee I said why for wanky and I don't even know why it happened I don't even know how

that happened um but yeah I just had to like mute the phone so she couldn't hear and I just everyone cracked out. I think she just came on and I think she just didn't know what to do so she just ignored it. That's good. That'll be recorded somewhere right because of the start of those things it's like, I'm happy for your message to be recorded. You're like, oh, yeah, I guess so. It's for moments like that.

I'd love to listen to it. You're saying. Why for wanky? That's good. You can see because it's so sound, isn't it? Yeah, sorry, I didn't know if I could say that on the radio, but yeah. You did. Anyway, that was it. I think we've said it three times now.

It's fantastic. Why for wanky? To answer your question, Rachel, no, you can't. There's another one. Thank you, Rachel. Great story. And Kate from Dunedin is here. And it was your partner who made a bit of an embarrassing mistake in front of others.

Is he out of prison yet, Kate? No, well, we wonder. I think he's got to, like, people allow him to get away of stuff. But this was really embarrassing. And he was shocked and horrified, essentially. Yeah. So he's not out of prison. He didn't go there.

But I don't. I think that's. may have put out an alert anyway. Well, what was the story, Kate? What did he do? So essentially what he did. We were in a surf competition, so everyone's in black wetsets, and helmets, and he walked up to a girl that he thought was our daughter,

and slapped her heart on the ass, and she turned round, and he went, oh, my God, I'm so sorry, you're not my daughter, and she moved away quite quickly, essentially. So he's quite old-looking, older-looking, and he looks a bit like a dodgy person, a george old man. Yeah, it was fairly embarrassing. Oh, no. Hard to respond to that.

That's a crime. Yeah. That's a crime. Did he explain himself or did she just gap it? Yeah, he tried to explain himself, which probably made it worse. And then I think she moves and he moved. True, that would make it. Sorry, sorry, I always let my daughter's ass.

And by the time he got through the fourth girl, he's like, I should want to start looking at these girls' faces before I was assuming? Sorry, your bottom-lose. Exactly like my daughter's bottom. Kate, that is a great story. We're going to give you a double past our edge musty movie, my friend. That's hilarious. Brilliant.

I appreciate that guy. It's a good take. Take him, actually, because I think he's going to be a little bit mad at you for sharing that story. Bad guys, but it's the bad girls. Bad guys too in cinemas now. Thanks, Kate. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

And we're Kiwi proud on the show. We love New Zealand, don't we? Yeah. Hell yeah. Up the waz. Abduahina. Upta. Uttarhina.

Upta Otero. Up the blacks. You know, we love supporting New Zealand sports, and we love supporting New Zealanders. Mm-hmm. And there's one thing that makes me a little sad, guys, that our language, our Kiwiisms that we've grown up on and known to love, our Kiwi slang that we're so famous for. Cheer, bro. Sup. Some of them are dying out.

Oh, yeah. There are dying words that I've noticed. words that were really big and they're phasing out and I know this happens but I just want to bring up the 10 that I've noticed that used to be really in the zeitgeist and have trailed off

and I want to know are you guys still using these and do you think we try to bring them back or do you think it's time to let them go right let's see all of these top 10 and then let's all decide on just one that we should actually try and campaign for alright let's do it.

All right the first one is Skucks I feel like Skucks is being used a lot I think it's still used I think it's still used a lot Oh yeah. Is it? Oh, yeah.

I say it quite a lot. Okay, all right. That's on the, um, Packer Sad. Oh. Pekasad. I feel like as you grow older, you say it less. Yeah, that's true. As a kids you'd kind of say, I don't have pack a sad.

But that's why I think I don't think people are saying pack a sad anymore. I don't think Gen Z's a pack and sats. I'm going to write that one down. It's the top contender of what I was campaign for. All right. Buggar? Oh, I said bugger. Yeah, absolutely.

The Wop-Wops. I mean, you don't always say if you don't need to say it, but you do say it. Yeah. Do we? I live in the middle of nowhere. I haven't said the wop-bops for a while. That could just be made up in the city,

so it might be a bit different, you know. Yeah. Okay. No, I think it's still said. Okay, still said. Neck minute, obviously, I think that's... Oh. I don't know about that.

I'll pull out on neck minute every now and again. I'd say I don't want to be... I think of the word. I say it every day. You say neck minute every day. Yeah, neck minute. What's the word you mean to describe yourself, by the way? What word is that?

I don't mean to be... Brash? Is that the word? I don't think it's brash. I don't know. Neck minute. Neck minute. All right, next one, muntered.

Boy, that's munted. Oh, that thing's munted. I haven't said that. And so long, that's definitely a contender. Gizzer? What? Gizzar. Gizzer.

What? Gizzar. Giz a chip? No, I think, definitely. Gizzer. I was going to gizzer. Giz a kiss a... A kiss a point.

I never said that in my life. Really? Gizzar. Gizzar. Gizzar. No, no, no. Nick minute. Yeah, okay, well, Harrison's clearly still using Gizzar.

Steph never knew it existed. All right, we'll scratch that one off. Yeah. I've put these two hyphenated. I've put Scody slash rank. Scotie. Oh, that's so Scody. Oh, your rank.

Rank? Rank used? Rank, I'd say. Skody may be gone. Scotty, I'd never say. Scotty is on the list. No. Oh, Scotty.

Scotty. Really, you're trying to prove to us. now. But it feels like you're trying just felt like you're saying neck minute a lot. Have I? Shindig. Ooh.

Oh. A wee little shindig. Yeah, I guess, I don't know. Yeah, no. You don't say it daily, definitely not. Yeah, nah. Not like net minute. Yeah, I mean, first of all,

it's just started as a private event and a neck minute. It's a big shindig. You know, like you don't always say that. Before I get to my last one, I'd like to go to the text machine for Rod, who's texting Armanus. Oh, yeah. Or Serene said, Up to.

Up to is a lot. Up to is still throwing around a lot. Up to. Last one I've got is racks it. Like to racks. Did you rax that? Never used that, my life. You rax that drink bottle?

What's that mean? Stole. Oh, okay. Yeah, I reckon that's more of a high school thing. Is that? Or maybe just... Okay. We grew up in different circles there.

Yeah, yeah, definitely, yeah. Okay, does that it? Yeah, that's it. The top three that we have to bring back and resurrect out of Kiwi slang is Packerset. Munted or Scoti Tex pole Feels like a text poll

Yeah I'm thinking Personally I think Pakistan I think Pakasad I think Skodie I like that So Pakasad Munted or Skody Those are the three right

That's the three Alright Packasad Munted or Skodie 3343 We'll bring back one of them Your Avos Head Harder With Sean Steph and Harrison The Edge

Guys last week Apple announced The brand new iPhone 17 Along with the AirPods Pro Max 3 Sean You actually got some of those AirPods, eh?

Yeah, yeah, I got the new AirPods We did all tests yesterday Steph, they've got AI in them so it live translates languages Yeah, I saw the ad for that when it came out That's so cool, you've got that Yeah, yeah, it's struggle

to pick up some of Harrison's Japanese But most of it was good But most of it had worked Some of your Japanese I did Japanese Oh God In French and Spanish Yeah, it kept on its toes

But a lot, Airpods, shmerepods It doesn't even matter What you want Is the new iPhone And guys this is it. Wow.

The iPhone 17 Pro. It looks just like any other iPhone. It's so thin. It's got that little apple on the back. Yeah. Cameras are cool. And they've got some really cool features on it. That haven't really been talked about in the media properly

and I kind of want to like show off what's on this phone. Amazing. Yeah, please. So the camera is extraordinary. I have a little caption about what they say about the iPhone 17. Meet the new iPhone 17. designed with contoured edges, thinner borders and durable materials like ceramic shield 2 on the front, and it looks and stays beautiful for 1699.

Whoa. Pretty expensive, I know. 1700 bucks. Pretty expensive. That's a lot of money. But my favourite thing is, so I go on camera, so you can go on the camera, and you can start, so you landscape your phone, you start there, you press start, you can turn it all the way around to 360. and then stop it where you started

and it makes one big long photo Oh Like is it called panorama? Yes I've got there Are you read about Yeah that's been around Since I think you have the iPhone

5 So it's got a panorama photo Yeah that's a thing So you can take a full length Like a banner It's a big banner I think the first Move past it dude

It's not a new one The first iPhones had that It's not a new thing No no no What else have you got What else have you got I've got this thing I put my phone

So I put my phone It's somewhere in the room It's a camera again And I'll press record And it will sit there And it will record for an hour if I want. What do you mean? Like a video?

Yeah, it records video for an hour. I go back. I play the video. It's over in 10 seconds. And I'm like, fast as. And that's called a time lapse. So it speeds up time in a video. Once again, old feature, bro.

You imagine record for an hour. It speeds up into 10 seconds. That's all right. Years, they've had it for years. It was already a picture. You never beat, I just can't beat technology. It's insane what they are doing to it. Last night.

It's all an old one. Last one on the phone to my mum. At my ear, I can hear her going, honey, I can see inside your ear. I pull it down, fight in my life, her face is on the screen. FaceTime, that's been around for over a day. Yes, FaceTime. So we're FaceTiming into this. So we're having a conversation face to face through the phone.

I was not even on my ear anymore. Isn't that insane? Nah, because we've been able to do it for a long time. Another thing I said, I was talking the other night about the All Blacks. I was just saying, I said, oh, hey, you know, Pity Weepu. and then my phone goes, sorry? How can I help you? Oh, sorry.

I said, pity weepu. And she goes, how can I help you? Mm-hmm. So whenever you say pity weepo, she says, how can I help you? No, sorry. She does. Pity weepu is because how can I help you? So it talks to you now.

I wonder if Pitywipu does have that problem when he uses the phone. So this is the 17 pro phone. No. These are all the new updates. All these features are old features. They're not, though. checks it in asking if this is an ad.

Can I ever look at that phone? Definitely not an ad. That's not the 17, dude. That is, though. It's not. It's got a big brick on the top of it. The 17 does. Really?

It's not that thin either. I think that's a Huawei. No, it's not a Huawei. I got it, I only got it for 75 bucks. From? A new site. Timu. Okay, 16.

Okay, when you said 69.99, we thought it was the thousands. No, 75 bucks for this day. Oh my God. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, you know how I've had the week of hell? Oh, we're so worried about you. Yeah, I've been away for the last couple of days.

And my baby's been really sick and unwell. And spent some time in hospital, bloody, bloody, blah. But at least my nails have looked fire. Because I'm... Thank you so much. I was the first thing you do when you come in, I check out your toes. Thank you. No, my fingernails.

Finger nails. Finger nails. She got shoes on, mate. Finger nails. Toes are great though On Saturday before my little boy got sick I went and treated myself to a little manicure Which doesn't happen very often

Every couple of months I'm like Let's do it So I did it and I went to the mall And um What more? Albany Mall in Auckland Cool And bought some new pants

Nice The ones I've got on Nice pants Thanks so much Thank you so much Oh you can check me out later And I was like Go on it!

Okay well I'll get my nails done. Thank you so much. And I walk in, they're like, oh, it's going to be like 10 minutes. They always say that. I'm like, okay, cool. I wait on the couch for 20 minutes. I'm like, oh, they say 10 minutes, but it's whatever.

I've got nowhere to be. And they're like, okay, we're ready for you. And I walk on over to get my manicure. And this has never happened before. But a man is about to do my nails. And I'm like, wow. That's why they call it a manicure. I don't have many manicures.

but I've never had a man doing my manicure. And I want to say, like, obviously he nailed it. Hey-oh. Nice. But he genuinely, honestly, did. He was incredible. And I thought to myself, why am I, like, this is some kind of weird generalisation here. I'm just like a bit like, oh, it's a man.

And I shouldn't be like this. Did you feel like you almost had to nail polish removal yourself from the situation? No, not at all. I actually embraced the situation. I was like, oh, my God, he is. He's just doing such a great job. You knackled down and stayed in it. Totally.

It's a good point, though, because it is a unique thing. You don't see guys giving manicures a lot. So your first thought would be, yeah, and then I like the mindset change of like, why do, why am I thinking this? Why am I thinking this? Like, and it was like... Women can be doctors, men can be nailshood, male people. Okay, you're like, okay, yeah. Women can be pilots.

Yeah, women are. Apparently, apparently that's something that can happen nowadays. But, um, but, but, he's joking everybody. Um, but producer nurse Sam, you go to a male manicurist like all the time. Yeah, I do. The local guy at my place. Love that. Yeah, I've tried a whole different bunch of people

and he specifically always does my nails the best. I love this. Because at first I was like, oh, he's a man holding my hand because a part of the manicure experience. It's like half an hour long. And they're very like in your, all up in your cuticles, so in respect. Like they're touching you and they're giving you a massage at the end. It's all the stuff.

And I absolutely loved it. I think it's the best manicure I've ever had, to be honest. Like I was like blown away by how great he was and just so friendly and caring and lovely. What do you look like? Just a man. What do you want to know? What's his rig like?

I didn't see his rig. From over the shirt. He was wearing a mask. Bird type of you. Okay. P-O-V. Screen mask? No, no, like a, just like a medical mask.

A medical mask. Usually now technicians are quite good with the protocol. But I would love to take this opportunity to hear from our amazing listeners who have occupations and jobs. that breaks down gender stereotypes. I want to celebrate that right now because there shouldn't be any, like, stereotypes, really.

Like, anyone can do whatever the F they want to do. But let's hear incredible stories of how you broke down the gender stereotypical job and you're bloody owning it. And you're like, yeah, I'm a plumber. Yeah, I'm a builder. And let's celebrate that. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I like it. Are you a male midwife? Wow, that would be cool. That's an ishe. I like that. Wow. I wonder if, yeah, do they, they must be male. Are you a female, like you said, one of these trades, a scafee, a female scafie.

Female truck driver. Oh, yeah, yeah. I used to have a female truck driver who called the show all the time. I forgot, oh, I'm sorry if you're listening. I forgot your name. She's great yarn. Yeah. Call up of that to you.

Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Right now we're talking about breaking the stereotype after Steph had a male, what do you call him? Yeah, manicurist, yeah, over the weekend. A manicure. Literally a manicure. And we want to celebrate right now if you're in an occupation or a job

and it's not really typically done by your gender, but you're like, screw it, I'm bloody lover. And I would love to use a space to inspire other listeners across Altaireua to listen to your story and be like, oh my God, I can do it too. That sounds incredible. Just like Shana in Vicargle on 0800 the Y. You are a wahina who works on dairy farms.

Yes, I am. Amazing. So would you be like the only kind of woman on farms around you? Generally I am the only female worker on farms, but I do love what I do. Incredible. What are you doing this farm, Shana? I can do everything. So drive tractors, milk the cows.

I can do all the stock work. Of course you're playing a care. I can feed all the cars. Yeah. That's so cool. What is it like working in an industry that's so much? male dominated? It can be really hard.

You know, especially as the only female around, it's very male dominated. But, yeah, no, it is lots of fun. Massive range of stuff every day, which I quite like to do. Hell yeah. All right. You know me listening. Become a farmer. Just like Shana.

That's so cool. Thank you, Shana. Let's go to Christy, who had a male midwife over an Australia. when you had your baby. That's so cool, Chrissy. Can you tell us about it? Yeah, of course. So it was a bit of a surprise when it first happened,

because obviously you don't think that they sit within that industry. But he was the most caring, amazing person ever. I probably couldn't have asked for a better midwife. I guess it's just in the name, midwife. They don't expect a male to do it. Yeah. Someone's interesting. He'd been doing it for 30 years.

Wow. That's so. cool. That's what it gets back to for me. It's like, you don't really want a male, I don't know he's joking earlier, but you don't want a male or a female to do specific jobs. You just want whoever's passionate about it and who's going to be the best at it. Right. Who matter.

Totally. I love that. I hope people listening across New Zealand, you know, men listening are like, maybe I could be a midwife, you know? Imagine a midwife. Exactly. I think it's so cool. You're bringing life into this world.

You're in the medical field. You're saving lives, essentially. You're bringing life into the world. You're like, it's such an important, incredible job. I don't think every man should be a midwife. but at least some men should be able to want to do it, yeah. No, I don't know if I'd say every man. I don't know if I'd do well as a midwife.

Neither. Some great why? Watching babies come out of people, I don't think. Oh, not good with blood. I'm not good with a lot of it. I'm not harrowing. I don't know how many births you've seen. No, none.

Okay. That's intentional. Okay, Lisa, I was a female volunteer firefighter for over 20 years. I love this. Someone else goes before having a daughter. I worked in manufacturing. I've changed my forklift license. I was very, very good at it.

Some companies prefer to hire women to drive heavy machinery because we're not too cocky. Nice. That's probably true. Yeah, 100%. We're not doing doughies? Yeah, this is so cool. Briar, I was a project manager for building for nine years,

often shocked. My name was Briar. I'm not Brian. Oh, God. This is like, see, we can blade do it all, can't we? Absolutely. Holy heck. I love this.

And Mirren from Christchurch. Wrap it up for us, Mirren. What do you do? Hey guys, I am a truck driver, and I go to building sites every day full of dudes. Yeah, Mirren. Yeah, yeah. What do you do when you walk in mirror and you see, like, they're – I don't know, I haven't been to a truck driving kind of building site in 2025,

but I imagine they still do the kind of nudie calendar thing. Are you still doing that? Oh, honestly, like, especially when – because I'm not a very tall person, so it's like it's a big truck, and it's a small, blonde thing. email hopping out and they look at me like what the heck. And honestly, it's great. I love it. It's so cool.

You must feel so empowered every time someone looks at you like that and you're like, what? Honestly, it is because I deliver house lots of windows and doors. So I'm carrying stuff that's like 60 kilos by myself and the look I get is just great. I love this. I love this. And I hope everyone listening right now, if you're wondering what to do, maybe you're a student, maybe, you know, figuring career stuff out and you're like, oh, I don't want to do that

because that's not what I should be doing. Screw it. Don't worry. Don't worry about any of this gender stereotype garbage. Like, do whatever you want to do. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Can I have one?

I'll take 20. It's literally the hottest thing right now. But wait. Where did it go? Do you guys remember blank? Harrison's forgotten media. Guys. Do you remember growing up?

Vaguely? Yeah. Bits and pieces. Do you remember that time when you're at home? with your fano and then some people would have pets. I really have pets growing up. I had a dog. I don't talk about it though.

I'd say that's a pet. You have talked about it. Now I don't talk about it. Now I don't talk about it. Did you guys have pets growing up? Yeah, I had two cats. I had goldfish, very long living goldfish, nine years. Really?

Yeah, it's crazy. It's a drought. And a dog. I thought you had a cat called Smudgy, and I had a guinea pig called Steve, and we found out Steve was a chival. check and we call it Stevie. Well, can I just bring you back to an animal that is literally extinct?

A house pet that is extinct and died off and had no respect or praise for itself. This animal is this. The amazing live sea monkeys. Fill your tank with water. Add your eggs. Feed your sea monkeys and watch them grow, wiggle and play. The amazing live instant pets. Sea monkeys.

Out now from Moose God. I can't deal with that. Where did they go? I hated them. Where did they go? What were they? They were from a packet.

They were from a packet. Yuck things, eh? And then you pour it into water and it like makes little shrimp. They were like, you know, ocean fleas. Guys, ooh! The big question about it, though, is

what happened? What happened? You fill up the tank with water. You put in the chlorine overnight, the eggs. What happened? What happened? Where did that go?

3, 3, 4, 3 does you have sea monkeys? Because they're an extinct animal, they don't get any prey. Sea monkeys, it's a marketing term for brine shrimp. That little shrimp guys. Yeah, they're shrimp, yeah. That's all they are. But they're from a packet. How does the animal go from a packet?

That's crazy. I don't know. It doesn't make you just think, What Happen? What Happen? What Happen? It's developed in the US of A in 1957 by Harold von Branachut. He was a magician

Brandhut How do I spell that, sorry B-R-A-U-N-H-T-T-T-T-T How do I What's a chut bit Brin-hut Yeah How do I pronounce it?

Brandhugt How do you write that? What Happen? He was a magician And an inventor Isn't that crazy? What, so it's black magic? It's black magic

And you know it's crazy Those seamans They've got up to several months To years Years? Years and years Do you eat them I wonder?

Oh, surely Oh yeah, surely You can't You eat at mine What happened What happened Isn't it crazy though And you go to the store

And you look at this box You go mum are they living monkeys In this box There's animals in this You're shaking it You can't hear any cries or anything Why are they called see monkeys When it's obviously like packet prawns

Is what they should be called Yeah But you know you flush your goldfish down the toilet Imagine flashing your monkeys down the toilet What happened What happened to them Brian O's. Pardon?

Brian O's. Briar. Hi, Briar. How are you? Hey, Gert. Oh, have you, what happened to see monkeys, Brian? That's crazy, eh? They haven't gone anywhere.

They're still in shops. They're in Kmart and farmers. Bata me? They're still in shops. Like, like 2025 or there's like 2000s? Like early 2000s, they're still in shops because they used to be. No. Google them. Okay, Brian, look, this seems to be the result of every single one of Harrison's

are forgotten media. Happen. Turns out he's just not a kid anymore and he's just not really in the sight guys. 1999 from Kmart. Oh wow. Barger. There's still around.

Yeah, that's still. There we go. Thanks, Briar. Legion. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Now you were away the last couple of days, Steph,

and it's kind of Harrison, just me and Harrison was getting a little jealous that I have a lot of buttons over here to push. I get to play with these buttons. He didn't have any. So I set him up with my DJ decks that usually I do the mix on. And there's some buttons on there.

And you can attach any, sound effect to those buttons. So I gave him to Harris in the last few days and he's been having fun with them. We're going to keep it as a regular part of the show because it's going so well. But I didn't want you to feel left out. So I thought it's only fear if you get a chance to kind of audition as another kind of button pusher on the show. Okay.

So I still will be known as button boy. But you can have a go today if you want. But boy for short. Okay. I'm not, I didn't know we're doing completely this, Sean. Yeah. He's kind of gifted it to me and stuff and then everyone on there. I have office called me Bud and Boy.

Oie, butt boy. It's time for Buck Girl to have a go, okay? You can be Buck Girl. I'm going to be Butte Boy. No, I'd love to be Buck Girl. And I'm going to show everyone and you listening how good I am at being Butgill. Show us your butt stuff. Yeah.

So, sorry, Harrison, I didn't actually run this past to you earlier, but Harrison had a bit here. You wanted a story. He wanted to tell here about something that's going on with him. And Steph, you feel free to just add. Okay. Fleer? The way you so nonchalantly just said that. It's quite an important story.

No, sorry, it is. I did a bill edition. I want to tell how that went today. Okay, sorry, man. Okay. Are you okay if to step for us balance for it? For this break? Yeah.

Yeah, I guess so. It's all set up to everything. Wait, but boy, start your story. Okay. So guys, you know, I'm an actor. I went in for an audition today. It was a big role. Well, he was for a big role.

The role was for a grieving boyfriend who has just lost his girlfriend and got hit by a truck. So I prep my lines over. I went to the gym and tried to learn them, tried to learn them on the treadmill. I went to visit my sick nan and run the lines with her. Oh, okay. Oh yeah, that's where... That's the issue with the bun. She's getting better.

Yeah, and no matter of what, they just wouldn't stick. So I go to the audition, walk in the door, and I trip over and hit the camera off the tripod. That was really embarrassing. And so they're like, oh, it's so annoying here. so annoying Harris. It was really expensive camera. I use our phone up instead. They put their phone up instead on the tripod.

And so I say my name, hey, I'm Harrison Keith. I thought it was a good name. Okay. If you just tuned in, sorry, we've given Steph the ability to play sound effects. Yeah, yeah. It's going, okay.

Continue with your story, Harrison. Sorry, yeah. And so we're running the scene, and I freeze. Like, I have stage fright. I've just forgotten all of my lines. And I'm like, I've never been someone. embarrassing my life like seriously. Oh that's horrible. Yeah.

It's flustered. No, I know, I'm so much going on. Like to do an audition. It's quite a big. It's a lot of energy and a lot of stuff. And then she just said, like, try it again. So I did it again. I couldn't remember my mind. And I couldn't remember my lines.

It's, she put a lot of work into it. Yeah, there's a lot of what you could put into that stuff. At the end, at the end, she goes, that's enough you can leave now. And I leave. And so I leave the audition room. And she runs out behind.

me and say, Harrison, wait! And I'm like, what? She turns around and she goes, she says you'll never make it in the Sunday girl. You can make it. Glad I can open up to you guys. That's awesome. Your avos head harder with Sean,

Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Now, I have talked about this a lot on the show over the last few years. I'm on a journey to find a friend. Yeah, you talked about a lot this year. because you always say that excuse.

What is it again? My friends have moved overseas. Yes. And then you try and... Well, you've gone different ways to try and find friends. You tried to find them over Taekwondo and saunas. Jiu-Jitsu. At social club.

Cold ponters. That one was accurate. At the gym. Random places to find friends. Retirement villages. And how many have you found? A couple of friends, but nothing that's stuck. You've got one guy.

Patty. Patty. Patty. I'm going to go on the social club. Patty. I like Paddy. He's nice. It's been going well. And we're proud of you for Paddy. Yeah, well, the thing is, this is like real for, I think, a lot of Kiwis.

We joke about it, but I'm 30 people move overseas. I've had three people in my life that I'd, like, put a lot into. They've all gone. Yeah. And I've got an update today, guys. I'm done looking for a friend. I've figured it out. I've cracked it.

I've nailed it. This is like, real life I love you, man. You know, like the movie with Jason Segal and Paul Rudd? Rud? Yeah. Thank you. It's like, because Paul Rudd didn't have any friends to go to his wedding. at no, like, and you're getting married

and you have no friends. No, but in this, in the movie, Paul Rubb was just kind of a weird guy who didn't have mates because he's saying it was his wife. My situation is different. I have friends, they just moved. But you're a weird guy and you hang out with your fiancé. Yeah, well, I am, but I also had mates that left. I did, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't meet any of them. I haven't. So here's my

here's my I guess. I just going to own anything is the problem, man. Words of encouragement to people out there who are going, oh man, my friends have moved overseas. I'm struggling to look for a Keep at it, but if it doesn't work out for you, it doesn't matter. Because today I've cracked it. Today, guys, I'm no longer in search for a friend

because after three years, I want to move back. They moved back today from Canada. I've waited it out. Honestly, I tried to find my best friend moved away. Tried to find friends the last three years. Didn't work. He's back now. I don't want to look anymore.

I don't have time. Friends hit me up. Now some of them are hitting me up. Do you want to hang out? No time. Are you worried now, though, that your only friend is back living in New Zealand, but he's got heaps of other friends, so he'll hardly really have time for you anyway?

Oh, terrified. Yeah. When hello, don't you think you may have moved on? It's possible. And so you're just canceling out all the other friends and opportunities because you think you're going to be back with this guy. Yeah, yeah. Is he here for good?

Oh, God, I hope so. I'm worried that you're... Oh, let's invite him on. Let's invite him on to my show. Definitely. Yeah, we need to ask him if this is a real kind of future pro friendship. Yeah, that's maybe. Yeah.

Um, yep. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Time for today's Would You Rather? We get a little philosophical on the show. Look, Steph, it's good to have you back for this because these have been going a little left to field. Usually I ask the question, it's you two kind of discussing it.

But with just Harrison there, it's kind of, Harrison has to go full Gullum Smeagle, you know? He's kind of discussing both sides. Yeah, it's tough. Smigel. Gondom, Gollum. It's crazy that you could do the voice, but also the facials, it's like scary. Yeah, you're perched up on your chair like a lizard. No one does that.

It's crazy. That's cool. many talents. Yep, that's true. All right, today's Would You Rather, guys, and this is a tough one, right? And this might be relatable for some people in the room. Okay. Oh.

Would you rather, every time you eat, you have a coin-fliped 50% chance of shitting yourself at that moment. Yeah, I wonder that's aimed at. Could be anyone. Or you have a constant sore throat for the rest of your life. Now, these aren't great ones. These aren't great ones, are they? Oh my God.

But it's not bad. It's not so bad that it ruins your life. It's just enough. Just when you feel it building, you're like, oh, I can feel a little bit. There's nothing worse than having a sore throat. The sore as I hate to mention it again. But when I spent the night in hospital with my boy the other day, I was starting to get sick.

He was already there. I was starting to get sick. And the most excruciating, I'd ask the nurse for medication. Because, like, you just can't, it affects everything. You can't sleep. You can't swallow. You can't eat. You can't drink.

It's just the worst. I'd rather wear a nappy and poo myself 50-50 out of the time. Yeah. Way, way rather. As someone who does shit themselves a lot, I wouldn't mind a sore throat. Really? You're sick of the poos. It's just, I'm used to it now.

Yeah. I'm used to it, but I'm over it. You're over it. It's so often. Yeah, because surely if you're used to it, it can just like life goes on, you know? I'm just constantly, constantly soil. Why don't you dial it back for you?

Only 50% of the time. Yeah. Oh, true? I feel it 50%. Yeah. Okay, so sometimes Now we say in Harrison's case it removes your Bell issues If you choose the sore throat one

You're fine Wow Wow, you never put your pants ever again Your sphinct is tight as it's dead thing Wow but I don't know It is gross shitting yourself But I feel like also It can make some great storytelling moments

So can really make you connect with people So maybe I'll keep the coin flip Yeah I think so I think just adult nappies And like Rek-Sona Just to get mask the smell. Exactly, it's what you need. It's a bit of glade with you.

Yeah. All right, well, Kierkaha, New Zealand. You text in what you think, 3343. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I hope you enjoyed the podcast. Good to have Steph back today. Bloody good.

We're worried about you, mate. Oh, whatever. As you heard in that podcast. We've got a brand new game. Steph has spent literally the last few days. Just brainstorming new ideas to bring to this radio show. And this is the one she's come up with you. huge huge.

No, no. This is that, guys. It's massive. I'm not going to lie. You're peaking. You're not putting this on me. Guys, what happened was we were doing radio things and the mics were on and I was eating a carrot. And then as I crunched into the carrot, Sean's like, oh, that was a great crunch.

That's a fun game. Guess that crunch. And I'm like, is that a fun game? And he's like, yeah, because it's like, what is it? An apple? A carrot? And I was like, oh, I've literally got both of those things. And he's like, well, let's play it.

So all day today, Steph's been like, guys, can we do it on the show? Do we have to restart us? We're gifting you this awesome idea. We're gifting you. This is yours. Hashtag gifted. I would like nothing more than not to be the owner of this idea. Well, you've made that clear.

All right? Let's do. Okay, so you've got to have to close your eyes. Yeah. And also my apple's brown. Wait, open your eyes. Spoilers. Oh, yeah, it's a core. You've got a core of an apple.

So you can't actually get a good crunch. You either. No. Because I don't know we're playing this game. Okay. Close your eyes. Sam flies are all around your lunchboxer. I know.

You do have a Sam flight. You get up. Sam goes, oh, what's with this bug in the shoe that wouldn't be like, I sat there for a bit when I did the mix,

it's just hanging around your lush fox. Fucking hell, mate. No, it was probably a guest today. Oh, probably. It's a free fire. You bought it in with you. Okay. Eyes close.

Quiet please. It's a very serious game. Is it a curate or is it an apple? That's Apple. The game can be called Crapple. And do we guess now do we hear the other sound too? Here's the other sound

Okay, ready? They're both apples, they're both apples tough She's trying to snatch up, they're both apples I reckon Here's a third one. Carrot Okay, two apples, one carrot

Okay, it's dumb game Is that it? We got it. It's pretty obvious All right, well Email the edge at theedge.com.com.com.com. It's a boss's email And let us know How you liked that.

What's the crime? Harrison's game now let's play Harrison's game. I ain't got a game. What you mean? We've all come with a game today. You can do it. How many jelly beans are in the bag? Yes, I love this game.

I love this my favourite game. I'm going to show you for... Flash image. Like flash. Ready? Three, two, one. Oh, whoa!

There's a blur. I'm going to go five. Four. Eight. Wow. You should always over guess. Go, Sean. Your game. Mine's called guess the animal.

Oh, how does it work? I describe an animal to you guys in the first one to guess it wins. Okay. Great. All right, it's got four legs. Yeah. Dog. Wait, wait, wait.

Yeah, that's how it works. You can guess at any point. Oh, cat. But you're only like one guess per... Pig. No, you're only like one guess per... Per just close. Yeah, cool. So you've guessed dog, you've guessed...

Cat. No. It's got ears. Rackone. Pig. No. No. It's... It can come in different.

colors. Camelian. No. Good guess though. It doesn't have any ears. Um, oh, horse. No. It lives in a field.

Donkey. No. Hey, cow was that? Nice. Graduation. That's good. Is that because I'm bad? Unrelated.

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