The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #157: Who was on the final Pirate Ship ride at Rainbows End? ☠️🏴☠️
Episode Date: September 29, 2025Monday! EZ Money All Black Caleb Clarke & his anthem singing dad ❤️ Anyone’s parents spontaneously busted out in song? 5 Star Fact Rainbows End Pirate Ship chat 🏴‍☠...️ Steph’s anniversary chat Harrison’s Ai chat + we call his agent! 😆 ‘Bus Train & Ferry’ Sean takes a listener request & will make her a song! Steph’s “Just say it’s your birthday!” 🎂 Harrison’s Movie Corner Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos
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Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Oh, hello, thank you for clicking on this podcast.
And what an episode you've chosen to click on?
Ahoy.
And that is a little tip to what the podcast covers a little bit.
Oh, yeah, the pirate ship at Rainbow Zend is coming back.
So we're looking for people who were on the last voyage or the last ship they ended 10 years ago.
Also, I ran into someone in Tito who made fun of me for making annoying songs.
so these guys have decided that I have to do it again
and this time I'll do it for a person's pirate 30th birthday.
It's a whole thing.
Now wait until the very end of the podcast, everybody,
because Sean has a very exciting interview opportunity
tomorrow morning that he's been very nonchalant about
but actually low-key is probably really, really, really, really, really happy
and excited about it but wants to remain calm and not nervous
but actually he's really nervous on the inside.
Find out who that is.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Maria, welcome to the show.
Happy Monday, New Zealand.
Yeah!
Guys, my voice is still not back.
I might have to get set home again.
Again.
Yeah.
See?
Sounds horrible.
But you didn't even do a show last week.
I did one show.
I did one show last week.
Oh, was that again?
I did one show last week.
You changed it.
Damn it.
You're fine?
You keep filtering in and out of it.
Ever since we've seen you today, you started off real husky,
and then I caught you talking to someone else.
and he sounded real full of life.
Oh, no, that wouldn't have been me.
It was like an attempt to try and get off work again.
No, no, no, no, no.
God, honestly, like, what is with the season at the moment?
Is it the change of seasons?
It just everyone's sick, especially just young kids are getting sick.
My one and a half-year-old's been sick.
I feel like it's been like 10 weeks long.
And now I've got it and I've had it for about a week and a half.
It's full on, eh?
Yeah, Sean's always blowing his nose out.
Yeah.
He does do that a lot, eh?
You do do that a lot, man.
All right.
an intervention for me trying to get
snot out of my nose because I feel like...
I reckon I'm just trying to stay. I reckon I'm just build different. I don't reckon I get sick.
You are... Come over here.
Have I ever... No.
Give me a kiss.
Sure.
I won't get it.
You'll get...
I still have green snot.
After a week and a half.
Coming up on the show. I think I've ever had that in my life.
We're going to get five quite contagious sick people in the studio and they're all
going to breathe into Harrison's face and we're just going to see how he operates.
Yeah, easy. He can do it.
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P for Paris.
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That's how I'd say it.
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A flower.
Pansy.
A city.
Paris
Something related to winter
A hole
A herb or spice
Something you'd see in the sky
Planet
A word related to exercise
A snake
A breed of dog
A movie franchise
A movie franchise
Good answers though
Jeez, you got eight
Yeah really good
That was very close
I'm so sorry
You were so close
Nearly had two left
Which were an animal
That lays eggs
Because she'd penguin
and things that have buttons.
Jeepers.
PJ's Pants, phone.
I'm sorry, but my favourite answer from you, though,
was something related to winter.
You said, pole, which I guess is,
North and South Pole, I see where that's coming from.
I'm not sure they're related to winter.
They're cold, just knowing.
Yeah.
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It's kind of their appeal.
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Your next chance.
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Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Beautiful, beautiful moments in the All Blacks game on Saturday night.
The National Anthem was happening.
And the voice, the man's singing it.
Oh, beautiful.
Turns out that guy was Errone Clark, which is Caleb Clark,
the All Black player's dad.
Now, he talked to him.
about this, Caleb Clark, he didn't actually know what was happening until halfway through the
performance. But then, yeah, kind of halfway through the English part of the anthem, I'm just like,
I don't know this voice. It sounds so familiar. So I opened my eyes and I look at the screen,
I just see Dad just sort of belting it out and I was just, just lost it from there.
Hold on, he was getting really emotional, wasn't he? Did he try and surprise him?
Must have. Yeah, he didn't tell, he surprised him by singing the national anthem.
That's adorable. It's adorable. My God, what a beautiful,
between father and son that they'll both remember forever.
Yeah, and he's tearing up.
He knows of him crying.
I mean, I don't want to be this like emotionless guy.
Oh my God, Sean, you're so emotionless.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm working on it.
How?
I'm trying to watch sad films.
Okay.
And listen to more sad music.
What did you just say about Lewis Capaldi?
I think his music's too sad that it's annoying.
Well, listen to Lewis Capati.
Oh, for any goes, I'd go to his concert and want him to skip through all his songs,
so I was going to hear him talk in the middle of it.
Yeah, I feel like that's a fair take.
He's the most emotional singer out there.
Okay, as I said, working on it.
My thing is, from a patriotism standpoint,
is it bad for the all blacks to make one of our best players
this emotional right before he goes out
and tries to kill a bunch of other men on the field?
Isn't it the biggest pump-up ever?
Like, imagine your dad singing you're the national anthem.
You cried, feeling the manner inside you.
I want to smash this game.
And Caleb performed.
He maybe showed up.
great game on Saturday. Because like Dad just
made me so proud. So now I'm going to go out there
and make my dad so proud. Yeah.
100%. Yeah, okay. That's a great way to think of it.
I'm just that could be risky.
But I guess they knew Dad could sing.
Because if Dad couldn't sing... Yeah, it was on the masked singer
as well. Oh yeah. Was he?
Yeah, yeah, a couple years back. But so this was
a beautiful experience of when
a parent surprises you with a performance, right?
All I'm saying is if I was in All Black and my dad tried to surprise me by
singing the National Anthem. Not the same.
Not the same. I'd be like, because he can't sing.
Yeah.
And someone who's in a similar boat, not the same, not the same,
but a surprise and prompt you performance by a parent is our wonderful producer, Nurse Sam.
Yes.
At your 16th birthday.
Yeah.
Paint a picture.
Are we at a home party?
Yeah.
In the backyard at my house.
First time I was ever allowed a party and it was my 16th.
So it was a big deal.
I was trying to be real cool in front of all my friends and new friends.
Invited like everyone in my year.
first time I was loud alcohol
you know
yeah
18th did you say
yeah
and anyway
halfway through the night
obviously just the music genre
kind of changed
and I recognise this song
because it's a song my mum
often sings after a decent night
and there she was
singing the Carpenter's song
I think
How does it go?
Oh God, I can't sing.
Okay.
Why do birds?
Da-da-da-be.
Yeah, that one.
This one.
Oh, no, that's the only one I've got is sleigh ride.
It'd be weird if she sang a Christmas song.
Yeah, no, gosh.
Why do birds?
It's such a, it'd be such a funny song to see your mum go up and sing at your birthday.
It was absolutely horrific for me.
So you're 16.
You're trying to be cool.
You've invited all the cool kids from school.
Your mom gets a little tips.
gets up there and goes,
do you know what my daughter's going to love
is me singing a slow karaoke ballad.
Yes, about how much she loves me
at my 16th.
It's cute. It's embarrassing for you, but cute for everybody else.
Yeah, well, it did end while.
We all ended up singing and like arms over each other
and then we all started.
It turned into like a bit of a karaoke thing,
so it was good.
But for five minutes there, I was like, no way.
Yeah, it's a long song.
Your Arvos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
And a beautiful moment on Saturday night
ahead of the All Blacks playing the Wallabies
when Caleb Clark's dad
sung the national anthem.
Now of course Caleb Clark
one of our greatest All Black players
One of our youngest as well
He didn't realize that his dad was going to be singing this
But then yeah kind of halfway through the English part of the anthem
I'm just like
And I know this voice
It sounds so familiar
So I open my eyes and I look at the screen
I just see Dad just sort of belting it out
And I just lost it from there.
Now, a beautiful moment for Caleb Clark and his father.
Not so nice when it happened to producing her Sam at her 16th
and her mum got all tipsy and started singing.
Yeah, the carpenter's, what is it, close to you?
Oh, no.
Don't maybe relive Sean.
She's traumatised, Sean.
Don't talk to her.
Oh, here it comes.
Oh, I can hear the crowd.
The 16th is crazy
So, oh 100 the edge, 3, 3, 343
There's a very long job
When have your parents spontaneously bust into song?
Yeah, my dad's busted into song to my mother
I was 13 at the time
And they were having like a combined 40th birthday
And the night was going on,
and drinks were flowing
And then my dad grabs the mic off the band
And he's like, I want to dedicate this one to my lovely wife
and then plays this song.
Oh, to take me home tonight.
Oh, that's by that reds of life.
So it proceeds to sing about my mum's ass in front of me and everybody.
If you don't know, this is fat-bottomed.
What is it?
Fat-bottom girls.
By queen.
Back the rocking world go around.
Oh, so cringe.
That is wildly inappropriate.
My dad was really stamed at my wedding
and spontaneously broke into sweet Caroline at the end of his speech.
It's a new.
Sweet Caroline is sort of better with no instrumental as well.
Just someone going,
Sweet Caroline.
Bap, ba, ba, ba.
So good.
That's what you want.
So let's go to Taylor and Christch, Taylor.
It was your dad's partner.
You met your dad's partner for the first time.
Was it at your wedding?
No, so it was a couple of weeks before we got married.
Okay.
And it was to meet, you know, the whole family and everything.
And she'd asked, she said,
Oh, do you have, are you guys having a live band?
And I was like, oh, no, no, no, like we've sorted our music.
And she said, oh, well, I can sing.
And I was like, oh, okay.
And she sat really close to me, looks me dead in the eyes and just sung me a song.
And it was just so awkward.
Everyone in the room got up and left me by myself.
And I just had to meet a promise.
Ooh.
It's like an on-the-spot audition to sing at your meeting.
Do you remember what the song was?
Yes.
Honestly, I was about seven years ago.
I honestly can't remember.
but she didn't blink.
Oh, I was just going to ask, did she blink?
No, that's true.
She's gone like I can sing.
You've gone to be polite.
Oh, that sounds like an idea.
And she's proceeded to sing an entire four-minute song at you.
Acapella.
Check this out.
How do you end it, Taylor?
Once the four-minute performance is over, are you like,
are you like, okay, our people.
Talk to you and people.
Get in touch.
I was like, oh, thanks, but, you know, we're sorted.
Oh, no.
Oh, sorry.
The red buzzer came out.
Thank you, Taylor.
What an incredible story.
I send you along to our musty movie, Taylor,
which this week is called...
Anytime now, Sean.
What's it called?
Oh, it's got Leonardo DiCaprio in it.
Oh!
It's the battle one.
One battle after another.
You like Decaprio, Taylor?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Apparently people are saying
that's the best movie,
not only of the year, but of the decade.
Yeah.
That's good.
with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
The Edge 5-star fact.
This is the part of the show where I give the team a fact,
and you will rate it out of five stars, our judges, Steph, Harrison, and a listener.
Yeah, we've got Kaelin, who's called her.
Now, Caitlin, before we get into hearing Sean's fact and us marking it out of five stars,
you also have a parent that performed for you as a bit of a surprise.
What was your story?
Yes.
So I was going through my first breakup
And I was mid-sob to my mom
And she decided to tell me
Instead of being sad about a boy
Let's just sing
So she just started singing
Destiny's child while I was moot sob
In an attempt
That would have worked
That would have worked, right?
A dad
A dad
I'm adorable
I just imagine you're there weping your eyes out
And she's just like
Say my name, say my name
No, she's like, you gotta get boodilicious.
Oh, that's so good, Caitlin.
All right, here is what we need to do, Caitlin.
We need to hear Sean's fact right now,
and we need to rate it out of five stars.
We're looking for a well-performed fact.
Good relatability.
We want to feel connected to the fact.
We want to be inspired by the fact.
We want to take this fact with us through life.
Yeah, it's a big deal, Caitlin.
As you may have heard, we don't just chuck out five stars,
willy-nilly.
We don't.
It's very serious.
No, yeah, yeah.
No.
Okay, good luck, Sean.
All right, thank you, Steph.
Today's fact is about a car, more specifically the Fiat.
Right in my Fiat.
You really have to see it.
Which is an Italian car, and more specifically than that, the 2012 model,
which, for the first time in history,
featured an espresso machine in the car.
In 2012, Fiat made a car with an espresso machine built into it,
and upon just bottom of the barrel sales, they cancelled it after one.
Yeah.
Imagine that in your car.
Someone's like, oh, do you want to go out for a coffee?
No need, mate.
Isn't espresso just like the pods, though?
They just put a pod on the top and it just drips out?
Oh, you're thinking of an espresso.
This is espresso.
Different things.
Coffee machine.
Coffee machine.
Coffee machine.
Coffee machine.
Dangerous.
And Sean, sorry, just to clarify, this wasn't 22.
this happened. This happened in 2012, like 10 years prior to that?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Do you know, Alas is popping up for me there, Sean, as well?
You know, the song, Money Don't Jiggle, Jiggle, don't play it again.
It's taken years to get that song out of my head, and you brought it back, and that's really irked me.
Rather than my Fiat.
Yeah, don't.
Wait, says Fiat.
Don't worry, Harrison, I know the cure to it.
Maybe you get a song stuck in your head, it's this.
You get another one stuck in.
Peel the avocado.
The avocado.
I hates that song.
I hates that song.
Is that the Wiggles?
Wait, I got another one.
No, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Wait, Jim.
You know what?
I want to hear a more positive feedback from a judge here.
Caitlin, what are you thinking?
An interesting fact.
I've not heard it before.
Okay.
That's good.
Well, that's one of the criteria.
Original.
I think I'd give that a 3.5.
Oh, that's.
Not bad.
You know, I was hoping for more,
but I think that might be the best rating I get this one,
so I'll take it gladly, Caitlin.
Thank you.
Sorry.
Don't you ever apologise.
Ever be sorry.
Ever, Caitlin.
It's a crap fat, Caitlin.
Don't be sorry.
You're being generous.
Extremely generous, Caitlin.
Thank you so much for being our guest judge.
I don't know, generous.
I'm going to give it a two and a half for me.
I'm going to have a big fat two, mate.
There we go, Sean.
I'm running in my beard.
Oh, you're so annoying.
That's all you here.
Your Arvos, Hit Harder, with Sean.
Steph and Harrison
The Edge
Guys, do you remember the rainbows end?
Don't you want to take me back to the rainbow?
What do you mean? Do you remember it?
Well, it's still around.
Yeah, it's still there.
I went like a couple months back.
I'm talking the rainbows in glory days.
You know, every man on his dog was talking about,
oh, that log flume, man.
I feel like it keeps getting better.
The log flume's still there, man.
The log flumes, but it was glory.
Everyone was talking about it.
It was the log flume.
And then the gold rush.
It's like, oh, you can go into a cave full of mine
Yeah, the motion master?
Like gold miners.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We got that.
It's got to clarify.
You didn't have to.
Okay, you probably had to.
You do it.
Yeah, just for safety.
And another classic, the pirate ship.
Do you remember the big pirate ship?
Oh, don't bring it up.
It makes me too sad.
What do you mean?
It's gone, isn't it?
Disappeared.
Yeah, well, it was iconic and it sailed and swung.
It's the most Kiwi ride ever.
It was the best.
It was the best ride until 2017 when this happened.
The theme park ride that has caused more people to lose their lunch than any other has swung its last swing.
The pirate ship at Rainbow's End is going into retirement and hundreds of thrill seekers weren't going to let it disappear without one last ride.
I never got that. Why did they get rid of it?
Do you know, my theory, because I've got this other big one, it's called like the Galaxy Tron or something.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Sam worked there.
What was it called?
The invader.
No, no, no, the one that spins like...
Oh, the claw.
The claw one.
Oh, it goes all the way around like 360.
Yeah. So these are the pirat ship, which is swing.
It wouldn't fully go 360.
Just swing a little bit.
Yeah.
And then I think they were trying to be like, oh, let's be a big, cool theme park.
Just get a real scary one that goes 360.
Oh.
And people enjoy the stratosphere.
Stratosphere.
That's what it's called.
And everyone was like, oh, yeah, that's really cool.
But we missed the old Ramers in.
We missed the Pirateship.
The Pirateship.
Why'd you let it go?
So cool.
But guys, have I got some good news for you.
The Pirate ship.
ship is back.
October 24th, the Pacifica pirate ship is going to be sailing into Rainbow's End.
That's happening back into nostalgia, they're trying to make it big again.
Is it the same one?
Nah, it's a different one.
I think it's a little bit different.
But there's going to be a pirate ship at Rambo's End again?
Yes, I bring him back a pirate ship.
That's huge.
I never lived in Auckland at the time, so I never got to ride the pirate ship.
So when I did go to Rainbow Zend, I feel like I walked around with my partner who's from Auckland
and the entire time she was going, God, I wish the pirate ship was there.
It is like the most Kiwi ride possible.
It was so fun because then there'd be like races to sit at the best spots.
Like if you're going to sit at the very, very end of both the sides of the pirate ship,
that's where you get the most air, right?
Because you go up and up and down and you put your hands in the air, you go whee!
And it never went for 360, but every time you're like,
maybe this time it will.
Maybe this time it'll swing the whole way around, but it never did.
I was never worried about that.
I always thought that.
But it's coming back on 204th, and I was thought of,
I feel like we should try and find the last people who wrote this ship.
The last ship.
Yeah.
Who was on that final ride?
In 2017.
Who was on the final voyage?
Who was on the final voyage?
Because aren't you fizzing to get back on the new voyage?
Yeah, okay.
So if you're listening right now and you're like, that was me.
I was on the last time the pirate ship ran at Rambo's End.
Then get in touch.
You can always text us 3343.
Sight into our DMs.
Addie Jarvos.
Oh, 800 the edges of our phone number.
Get in touch because, I don't know.
we love to make fun things happen
so imagine getting the people that were
on the last ride on the new ride.
Yeah, get in touch with us, 3343,
massive information Harrison, we're going to do something with it.
We'll make sure that we are a part of the
launch of the pirate ship.
If we have any respect for our country,
yeah, we should do something with this.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean,
Steph and Harrison.
The Edge. And Steph, can I be the first
to say, happy anniversary
for a few weeks ago when I forgot to mention it to you?
Oh, that's okay. Also, like, I don't
think it's a thing that friends should say happy anniversary to you about your
relationship. I don't think that's necessary. Well, I think a wedding anniversary maybe?
Maybe if it's your parents or if it's like your closest closest friends and maybe you
had something to do with the wedding. But I don't know. I just feel like it's people's business
and it's fine. What's this exact anniversary for you? So it's me and my partner Jake's
14th anniversary of being together. Happened last week. And I remember...
Wait, sorry, sorry, I know you're about to get into it. Where do you start it from? First time you met
each other or first time you asked to be a girlfriend?
The second one.
Okay.
Let's make it official.
Conversation, conversation.
So, I just want to take this time just to give you guys a bit of an insight and everyone
listening right now who might be early doors in a relationship.
Nowhere near 14 years in.
You guys, both, Sean, you've been with your partner for five years, four and a half
years for you, Harrison.
So, a long way to go.
And so I just want to give you guys some advice unsolicited on what the future might hold
for your relationships.
Great.
I love this.
I found out it was our anniversary last week.
A good friend of mine reminded me that it was my work anniversary.
Lying in bed was like 10pm.
I was like just drifting off.
Got a message.
Hey, it's your edge anniversary tomorrow.
I was like, oh yeah.
Sheesh, that's right.
And then I looked over at Jake who's like snoring.
And I was like, oh, whenever it's my work anniversary,
it's my relationship anniversary the day before.
So in that moment it was my anniversary that we'd both forgotten.
because we're already asleep.
On the day.
Yep.
And I kind of woke him up
and I was like, it's our anniversary.
And he's like, huh?
I was like, it's out.
Never mind.
Go back to sleep.
So you guys, you'll get to that point.
Really?
It's very exciting.
No.
At the moment, it's very exciting
and thinking about gifts and dinners
and all the rest of it.
But you'll get to the point
where it's just another day
and you'll both forget.
Oh, wow.
In fact, it leads me really well
to the snore shove,
which is going to be a big thing
and your relationships in the future.
Where one of you will fall asleep before the other one
and start snoring really, really aggressively and really loudly.
So the other person can't fall asleep.
And so it's just a bit of a shake.
So that's quite prominent in my relationship.
Yeah, I do that after a couple beers already.
Okay, cool.
You shake or snore?
I don't shake my partner after I have a couple beers.
Or shove her, no.
Either a couple of beers, I'm snoring.
She'll shake you.
Yeah, yeah, she'll shake me.
Your snoring, stop it.
Because what it sounded like is you said you have a few beers
and you shake your partner.
Yeah, let's not go.
back over that I reckon.
Yeah.
That's just saying that's what it sounds like.
Another thing to look forward to 14 years in, guys, is laundry mountains.
Oh, that sounds nice.
It's a skis field.
No, no, not quite.
So you're going to have probably four to five washing baskets in your household.
And you're going to have so much dirty laundry that just sits in these baskets.
They just pile up.
They pile up.
And they're called Laundry Mountain.
Or they're clean baskets of laundry that need putting away.
And they just sit there.
Why does later in your relationship you stop doing laundry?
No, you just life just happens.
Okay.
Because in the early doors in your relationship,
you actually try and you make an effort, don't you?
You actually try and put your good job.
I want to wear clean clothes.
Yeah, but no, no, Sean, don't.
I want to wear clean clothes to work.
You'll get to the point where that just goes out the window.
It doesn't matter.
You'll have arguments over the heat pump settings.
So that's a big thing to really have in your radar
when you get to a long relationship like me.
You won't agree on the, on the temperature of the room,
on the level, especially the level of the fan,
God no.
How are you going?
How are you with the fan level at the moment?
It's not an issue?
No, my girlfriend does always get really cold
and I always get really hot.
Yeah, so it's becoming an issue.
Becoming an issue.
Domestic about that.
Oh, like we argue about it.
Back to the drinking thing.
I don't get physical with it.
You're going to hear this noise a lot.
Ugh.
Like all the time.
So just prepare yourself for that.
Oh, cheeky.
No, no, no.
No.
Ugh.
No, like a...
Oh yeah, nice.
I like that.
I love that.
And guys, get ready for this 14 years in.
You're going to be sitting on the couch after dinner.
Get to around 9.30 and you look at each other.
And you're like, should we head to bed?
And the other person will be like, yeah.
And then you do some seriously good sleeping.
That, my friends, is something to look forward to 14 years in.
I love you Jake and I wouldn't change you for the world
I can't wait
Makes me nervous
So much on the horizon
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AI is coming for us all
Feels like
Yeah it's kind of come for every industry hasn't it
No one's safe
Nobody's safe
Oh I'd go people that build bridges
They're probably safe
Oh no
That's one of the most dangerous jobs in the world
I reckon definitely I'd trust AI to build a bridge
Really would you?
Yeah
Hmm
Astronaut?
No
Pretty dangerous
No, no, don't want to do it
But one of the
One of the, honestly God
One of the hardest jobs in the world
Acting
It's taking over acting
Is it one of the hardest jobs in the world
Backbones of the country
Is it?
Yeah
Oh, I do acting as well
Huh
Funny that
Jeez
There's a brand new actress in Hollywood
Her name is Tilly Norwood
And she is fully AI
Tilly
nor would she be a human.
That's good.
And that's why we're all getting replaced with AI.
Exactly.
Because that stuff happens.
Jokes.
They haven't touched radio yet.
Oh, Steph.
Come back after a week of being sick.
We're making fun of it.
But yeah, it's a fully digitally generated actor.
So, like, you know how actors now are in like,
what do you call them?
Like those suits of the ping pong ball, motion capture and stuff.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Instead of that, there'll be a blank space
and then they'll replace it with Tilly.
Well, it's already crazy.
I watched the Star Wars movie, the new one.
They bought, like, young,
Luke Skywalker back and that guy's
Yeah, so they already do
And then there's Paul Walker, they brought him back
Like a whole Fast and Furious, he's dead
So they do AI face replacement
For all the actors who have passed
But now they're doing full body AI actors
I don't like this
No, it's gross
Is she the same person that's like an Instagram
AI model?
She's dropped dead gorgeous
Like starning
Because of course she was
Because she's not real and she's been designed
By people to be like the perfect person
And they always flabbergast in me
because she's this, like, AI model started appearing in, like, Vogue magazine and things,
which is, like, doing nothing for beauty standards and, like, humans, like, creating this unattainable standard of beauty because it's not even a human.
And now are the same with acting.
I know, and all the acting agencies, so there's acting agents who represent actors, they all want Tilly.
Weird.
Like, all of them.
So all the big names, you know, are signing the agents.
Those agents want Tilly.
Why?
And so they're trying to, like, drop out and boycott the agencies.
They're just saying like read the room
We just said sag after it.
Yeah.
Whatever it is.
All that kind of stuff.
And then...
Like where's the integrity of like creative industries?
Well, if you think about it, those people...
The managers don't have any integrity
because they just want their cut.
And if they get an AI actor,
they get just like all the cut.
But they got over a hundred different actresses
are already working and put them into this AI model.
So why they're not getting any of those actresses to get the jobs?
Wow.
And so now all those actors are going online.
and like tweeting and slandering and saying
oh Tilly was a nightmare to work with
They're trying to sabotage you
She'd cancel Tilly
Literally she couldn't hit her mark
And she was late
She threw coffee in my face
She cut me in line for lunch one day
And didn't even say excuse me
She won't get far
So now they're trying to sabotage Tilly
Tilly was using slurs
That she probably shouldn't have
Literally
So I know like yeah
It's all funny and crazy now
But guys I'm pretty worried
Like I'm worried
Because I've got an agent here in New Zealand
they can replace me.
Should we test it?
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm nervous to test it, but we can try it.
I don't reckon they'll know any different.
Well, luckily for you, Harrison, I have an AI Harrison bot that I've used many a times.
I don't like that.
On the show.
And I've got it to get a lot of prompts of things that sound like you.
For example, hey, my favourite agent, how are you?
Okay.
So I figured if we could call your agent next, I could be just, like, things that you're
normally say to her.
Love you
in a professional way.
Don't usually say that to her.
It also sounds...
Sounds a little bit Australian.
It's about Aussie. All good.
So, um, let's call your agent
next and let's see if
you are replaceable. If they'd even
pick up, then it was an AI version of it.
Honestly, the AI would probably book more jobs than me
anyway, so it's whatever.
Nah.
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The Edge.
AI is coming for all our jobs.
Now, in creative industries, I'll be honest,
I thought we were safe.
I thought we were safe from it.
We're not.
No, especially the acting industry now.
There's a new actress called Tilly Norwood in America,
and agents want to work with her.
Directors, casting players, they want to work with this girl Tilly.
It's crazy because you look at a photo of her
and she looks like a real person.
I know.
And she probably sounds like a real person.
And the fact that she's like a robot AI character
and is going to replace actual human being actors.
Yeah.
Is yuck.
And so what it would look like?
If there's two people on a scene in a movie,
it'll be one person there and then just a blank space where they'll put Tilly in.
But that's the start of it, right?
Because soon enough, there's going to be true.
There's two space.
Yeah.
Until it's like a design a movie.
Like, give me a movie that stars Anne Hathaway
and make it about a person that likes Jenga.
And then boom.
Literally.
AI will give me exactly that.
It's pretty spooky.
Wow.
It's coming for us as well.
So we want to test it Harrison.
is an actor, he's got an agent.
We've got an AI version of Harrison.
Now we're going to call your agent, Harrison,
off your phone number.
We've looked it into the system
and see if they can predict
or be aware that this is an AI you
or if they think it's really you.
Yeah.
Hello?
Hey, my favourite agent, how are you?
I know, Colin is your second favorite agent.
I'm well, how are you?
Have a good weekend.
What did you get up to?
Harrison.
I got up to.
Lots of exciting things.
Am I about to be up to something else more exciting?
Nah, so great.
Hey, I had a question about my audition coming up.
Is this a radio thing?
Nah.
Do I learn all the lines or just improvise most of it?
I reckon improv it.
Just go hard.
Do you think I'll do a good job?
Absolutely.
You surprise and fill me with joy every time.
Love you in a professional way.
I appreciate and respect that and I will send you back my professional regards.
Yup.
Okay, bye-bye.
Okay, bye-bye.
All good.
All good.
Yup.
Okay, bye-bye.
That's done.
She loved it.
She absolutely boring.
Yeah, I think she definitely, um, unreplaceable.
about to be replaced
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But you know what's not fun
Is being recognised by multiple people
in Tiro over the weekend
You know the place in between
Rotorua and Taaronga
with the giant
corrugated dog
Corrugated dog toilet
Yeah
iconic pit stop
Yeah I love that place
So I'm there
I'm coming back from Lake Rotowiti
This weekend
Beautiful
I'm in Teiro
I pop in to
dare I say
One of the greatest bakeries in
Altieroa, the baker.
One of the best.
Oh, it is one of the best. I think they got the silver
award for steak and cheese in the last pie awards.
Oh. No, it is. It's genuinely
so good. That's a good. Award winning baker.
So I popped in there. First thing that happened, a lovely
listener by the name of Grace served me.
She goes, hey, you're from the edge. I listen to you guys all the time.
Had very nice things to say.
That's good. Tell Harrison and say hi.
Hi, Grace. I was stopping through. I was like, Grace, you're so lovely.
Wait, Harrison, that was the first time I heard that.
he's waited until now for Grace's message to get to us.
Yeah.
I want to say it in a way where Grace could hear it.
Did you that, Grace said hi?
Nah, it's a sad thing.
Neither.
Oh, no.
It's a shame, man, you gatekeeping our new mate.
Yeah, sorry.
Well, I've remembered now I've told you.
Okay.
Hi, Grace.
Can you just tell Grace next time you're in Tito, the beautiful baker there?
Can you just tell Grace that we appreciate her saying hi to us and that we say hi back?
I won't be doing that.
Yeah.
So anyway, I say hi to Grace.
She's lovely.
Get a steak and cheese and a lolly log.
All right.
Now I'm sitting outside.
Curbside.
Lunch of champions
Having my lolly log and my steak and cheese
It's actually a great choice from you
Lollie log
No that's so yummy
That's crazy
I'm having a lolly log and a steak and cheese
Right
Something sweet to balance it out
Yeah I get it
And then someone else comes up to me
And I recorded this conversation
Because they came in quite hot
And this is the conversation
That I had with another listener
Are you the guy behind the world's most annoying rat
Oh
It's my bus train or fairy one
Yeah that's the one
It just sticks and it won't leave
Were you playing it on repeat?
I was playing it on repeat, yeah.
And he was like, who the hell is this?
I was like, stop it!
Stop it!
Well, it's the new baby shark.
It is, actually.
So, to the other version of what happened,
I made it redo it for radio purposes.
I was like, can you say that again?
Can you say that again?
Also, to diffuse tension, because she came in quite hot
and she was like, hey, are you the guys behind the most annoying song on the internet
right now?
And I was like, what one's this?
And then her husband's like, yeah, that bus train or fairy one,
I play it all the time.
And then she goes, yeah, we had an argument about it.
And then so I recorded that again to make it fun.
I said, oh, can I talk about this on the radio?
And she was like, yeah, I was like, can I record you again saying it?
Mainly to diffuse tension, because I feel like they were going to go and have an argument on the way home
because of a song I made.
Have you got a bit of this song?
Yeah, yeah, so it's a song.
It was something I made recently for Auckland Transport.
Bus, train and fury bus, train and fury bus, train and bus, train and fury, bus, train and fury, bus.
Train and Fury walking.
Bus, train and fury bus.
I have seen.
It's becoming quite viral on TikTok.
It's doing the rounds.
It's doing the round.
But you've got a real, you crack me up, Sean.
You got a real knack for this stuff.
Like what, this song you did last year, Moodyng.
Oh, this one, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You my little Moodang, a pigmy hippo in the zoo thing.
Yeah, we know, because now you're so famous.
Yeah, so whenever I've, I guess I've touched like a parody song or a wacky kind of song, it has tended to go.
I remember before I met you, I saw the Moodding song, and I'd literally walk around my house to make a girlfriend and go,
you my little Moodang, and just say that line.
Because I'm like, it's like that guy in TikTok who sings it.
You're very good at creating a.
an airworm.
You know, a song that just sticks
and it gets left in your brain,
you can't shake it.
So, but out of all the things that you do,
your DJ, your stand up, you do sports,
making annoying.
Annoying.
Annoying songs is your strength.
Airworm.
It's super annoying.
So it's catchy.
Um, yeah, they're catching.
They're catching in your head, man.
So you're throwing different words out there.
Not ring them out of my ears.
You're going catchy, airworm,
and then you've gone annoying.
But you're just so perfect at it.
Airworm songs are annoying, though.
That's the point in them.
They're so repetitive that they get stuck in your brain
and you're so good at this, Sean.
Sean, this is...
We've found such a niche skill
that only you can do.
God, you're good at it.
Oh, so I'm really good at making music
but only in songs that are so catchy yet, it's annoying.
Yes!
That's what you can do.
Oh, yeah.
That's pretty crazy, though.
Cool, man.
In fact, in fact, let's test it with a listener right now.
You're going to pimp me out.
Yes.
0,800 the edge.
Maybe you've got a small business
that Sean can write a song for you.
3, 3, 4, 3, 3, you can text as well.
Or maybe you've just got like a big life of that.
that you would love to get the message out there about,
like, got a big engagement party this weekend,
Saturday night, can't wait,
whatever message you want to create into an annoying song,
let's do it.
Catchy song.
I truly think, if you're a business,
Sean will literally write you the next show as you crack.
Wow.
Call you in now, I think he will.
He's a genius.
Your Avos Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
I've made some novelty songs in my time.
I'll be honest.
I made a parody of the song,
boo-dang about
you my little moo-dang
the pigmy hippo
the pigmy hippo moodang
recently I did a co-lab
with Auckland Transport and made this song
called Bus train and ferry
Bus train and fury
and I've received a lot of feedback
from people mainly you guys
is my kind of management deciding
hey maybe we can take this skill you've got
of making catchy songs and
and pimp you out for personal gain
yeah I think it's a very very niche
skill to have for people to come up
to you and go man you're that guy made that a
annoying song.
Because that's what they say, but
they do so well. They go viral.
Millions of views in the moon, dang one.
It's one you've done now, it's thousands of views.
It's a big, I think you can make a career
out of this, man. It's also what people want, like advertising.
You want it to stick. You want it to
get into people's brains. You know, briskos
can never. Buy better.
Damn. See? Show us your crack.
See, see? It sticks. It's annoying and it sticks.
It's the point.
I was hoping when I started out as like a DJ and making music that I wasn't
going to end up just doing jingles.
No, but that's all of your skills combined.
Look at you stand up.
There's some comedy in it.
You're DJ and there's music in it.
That's what's led you to this path now of making jingles.
Trust the process, Sean.
Trust the process, Sean.
Trust the process, Sean.
You're very good at this and we want to extend the invitation.
To you listening to promote a business or something in your life that you want to jazz up
and get the word out there with an annoying song.
For free?
For free.
Wow.
Catchy song.
Yeah.
Novelty parody.
to be paid.
No.
So let's get to know, Nettie, on 0800 the edge from Fakhatani.
Nitti, you've got a exciting life event coming up this weekend.
Yeah, we're having a pirate party for my 30-year-old boyfriend.
Are you?
No, we are.
That's cool.
So what makes you want a song to celebrate the party?
I'm just thinking, I'm thinking like maybe when the birthday,
cake's coming in.
We could have like a nice little jingle going on
about, you know, having a pirate party at 30
and maybe the fact that I still haven't got a ring
after 10 years of a relationship.
You know, just a little laugh.
Okay.
Writing this all down.
This is all good stuff.
So Nettie still doesn't have a ring after 10 years.
So do you want to mask it as a celebratory,
annoying, catchy song,
but you want an underlining,
subtle little push in the right direction of an engagement.
Is that what we're...
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you up to the challenge, Sean?
Yeah.
Can I get a little more info?
So I've got pirate party at 30.
Oh, private pirate party.
That's good.
Yeah.
Private pirate party.
Yeah.
Alliteration's good, but these things.
At 30.
Nettie doesn't have a ring after 10 years.
Yeah.
And what's your partner?
What's your boyfriend's name?
Jeff.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
J-E-S-S-S.
Oh, Jess, okay, Jess, chest.
Okay, Jess, chest.
Although Jess, chest.
Although Jess could be quite funny.
Jess.
Not Jeff, not Jeff.
She's happy for Jeff.
That's good, that's good.
Now, when the cake comes out, you want to, anything else?
Any other info you can give me about this pirate party?
It's kind of sitting the scene there.
And he loves pirates?
Yeah, well, I kind of wanted a pirate party and I've pushed it on him, so.
Oh, yeah.
So he was a fisherman.
So Jess is a fisherman.
I love that.
That's my favourite.
And he met you and you're an absolute catch.
Oh.
So, Sean, how long does it take you to make one of your annoying songs for Nitty?
Well, catchy songs.
Yeah, well, those.
And how long did it take Michelangelo to paint the Sistine Chapel?
You can't put a timeline on greatness.
Okay, well, just for the purpose of radio, what's the timeline?
Yeah.
Can we play two songs and come back?
Oh, no.
I can have it done in 24 hours.
A day?
Yeah.
A day!
You don't need a day.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you need a day?
Look at his viral videos.
Let the master cook.
A day.
I reckon he can do it.
24 hours.
What do you want?
Yeah, I can take a day.
Yeah, thank you, me.
I can take a day.
Do you want a radio?
Oh, you can do all the radio gag next, but you want greatness?
You want a song that's going to be a Nettie's head for the rest of her life?
Okay, so we're going to call Nedy back tomorrow and you're going to perform this amazingly
annoying song to her.
Catchy.
Catchy.
Catchy.
Sorry, you're getting the mixed out.
Yes.
Yeah.
Amazing.
Okay.
Yeah, great.
I can't believe any extra full day.
But yay, okay, let's do it.
That's all right.
Can't believe I'm doing this for free.
Thank you.
Wait, how long did it take you to come up with?
Car, ferry, ferry, ferry.
You just said four different ways of trends where anyone can do that.
That was, believe it or not, that was the fifth rewrite of that song.
He's a master.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Hear me out.
I reckon when it's your birthday, you have a moral obligation
that if anyone interacts with you on your birthday,
you have to stop the conversation before it gets going
and you have to let that other person know, hey, it's my birthday.
And then continue the conversation.
Because two of these situations happened to me on Friday,
both with people that actually used to work here at the edge.
So first of all, I'm prepping for the show
in the little producer room next to the studio.
And in walks, Jaden, who used to do this show.
And he's saying, hello, how are you?
And I'm quite sick.
And that's why I got a second time.
And I'm like, hey, oh, I've got no voice.
And he's like, oh, my God, what's wrong?
And the whole conversation ended up being about me and my health and my lost voice, etc., etc.
And then later I go home and I'm scrolling Instagram,
and I'm on his Instagram stories and he starts to reshare birthday messages.
And I'm like, oh!
I had this like 10-minute conversation with him.
and not for one second that I acknowledged
that it was his birthday. You know what? That's on him.
Is it though?
Another occasion happened to me on the same day.
I'm scrolling TikTok,
and I come across this really crack-up video.
I'm like, you know who I would love this video
is Chris Parker?
And then I'm like, I want to message him.
So I send it to him. He messaged me back
straight away, and he's like, ta, this is funny.
And then we start talking about this video.
I'm like, brilliant. He loved it. Great.
Anyway, a few hours later,
he starts resharing on his Instagram stories
that it's his birthday.
I did message to my friend, happy birthday
and said I sent him this stupid video
and I completely just did not acknowledge
the fact that it's his birthday.
You know what?
That's on them.
That should be their prerogative
to make people feel like not awkward now
because now I'm like,
I messaged him straight back
and I was like, oh my God,
I'm so sorry that I message you
about this stupid video on your birthday.
I hope it's amazing.
And he's like, honestly,
that was my favourite message.
So I just think
as society, as a whole,
as a human race, we, if it's your birthday,
should wear a badge or something.
Or a hat? Or a some kind of t-shirt.
A hat? I like a hat. But I don't, what I don't like,
and I think Harrison's probably on board with us, is when it's your birthday
and you have to go up to someone and go, hey, how are you doing? You're like, hey, good,
it's my birthday, how are you doing? Why not?
I think that's the answer.
I know, but it benefits you people, but like the person's birthday,
for them it's kind of just like, oh, you just, if you know it's my birthday,
you know it's my birthday, you know it's my birthday.
But how are you supposed to know when it's anyone's birthday
except for social media these days, you know?
Yeah, well, look on it.
Well, I'm not going to memorize every single person that I know is birthday.
Well, every day wake up and check Facebook and check Instagram stories
and just look who's posting stuff.
The thing about that, though, is I'm not like Facebook friends with kind of anyone these days, right?
Everything's on Instagram and you don't, if they're not reposting a birthday message,
then you just don't know when it's someone's birthday.
Yeah, and it did just to be Facebook used to tell you, and this all does,
but now it's Instagram stories.
Yeah.
So I get what you're saying.
Yeah, and if it's delayed, it was later on.
the day which happened in both of these situations.
I'm like, damn it, I've had interactions with both of these people.
They didn't know, and it makes me feel like an asshole.
So what are your feelings on...
So you want other people to establish it's their birthday,
so you feel better about yourself and you can give them heads up.
But you don't want to do this research and find out when everyone's birth is.
You just want to feel good about yourself like you've put in that effort,
but you don't want to put in that effort.
No, exactly right.
I think either we are a sash saying, it's my birthday.
Or if anyone tries to interact with you, just lead it by being like,
Oh, that's my birthday.
And absolutely happy to talk about whatever you want to talk about.
Oye.
Let's reenact it.
Say it's my birthday, okay?
So Harrison walks up to me at the staff kitchen making a coffee.
Sean, you do the sound effects.
Oh, you can't wait to drink my coffee.
My special day.
Oh, it's my friend Harrison.
Hi, Harrison.
Hi, Seth.
How are you?
Yeah, it's my birthday.
Having a coffee on my birthday.
How are you, mate?
Oh, good.
Happy birthday.
Why do you want to talk about?
Oh, thanks so much.
What's up?
Oh, no.
Dad's just a bit sick.
See, that can be weird.
It'd be weird.
The floor and your plan
because now you've made it all about you
and it's really about how it's the bad.
Because you look selfish, you know,
so you can flip like that.
Yeah, okay.
Epiphany though, let's just make a birthday app.
Why is another app called my birthday?
Oh, you get a notification.
You put everyone's birthday in.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, birthday app.
Oh, birthday app.
Birthday app.
Birthday app.
Birthday app.
We can call it the birthday app.
Look, we don't need to come up with the name.
I like what you did there of just trying to prompt greatness in the moment.
Doesn't have to happen right now.
But I do think we all invest in this and try and make a lot of money.
Let's do that.
Birthday out.
Great idea, Steph.
Great idea.
Check Facebook.
I've checked Facebook right now while we're talking,
and there's no one's birthday today that I know.
But tomorrow it is, and that's giving me a heads up.
For someone.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Popcorn.
Phones off.
Another trailer.
Harrison's Movie Corner.
Oh, guys, I watched three movies this weekend,
and I'm going to review them all for you.
The catch this week is that I watched them all on neon.
Love Neon
Love Neon
New Zealand company too
I always forget that
What in the sponsored post is this
This isn't even sponsored
It feels very hashtag ad
Guys guys my partner works at Neon
And we love neon
And everyone should download Neon
And stream on neon
We love neon
Oh yeah
It's not an ad
This isn't an ad
No it should be though
The only reason
I was watching Neon
And then I really liked it
Because they had like
Okay this is not
It sounds like an ad
It's not
But you know on Netflix
You know like thumbs
Or two thumbs
And I go
You liked it
That you really like this
She loved it
On the on it's like
Choice as, sweet as, like, keen as.
Like they made it, the New Zealified it?
I just liked that.
It's very good.
There's a great, just before the movie,
there's a great show on there called Task at the moment
starring Mark the Hulk.
What's his name?
Mark Banner.
That's the character's name.
What's the Hulk's name from Marvel?
Come on!
Yeah, I know.
Mark Banner.
No, that's the character.
Eric Banner.
Okay, do your movie thing.
I think it's Mark
Ruffalo
Oh, Matt Raffalo
It is Mark
Anyway, continue
It's a great much
Okay, the first movie I watched
Bought to you by Neon
Shout out TVNZ Plus too
Like those guys
Bored with their dull lives
Will Simon and Neil
Decide to join Jay
In a holiday trip to Australia
While Will wants the group
To do something intellectual
The Boys only focus on women and drinking
This movie's called
The In Between is two
Oh my gosh
Email from Jay
As you know
I'm on a mental gap here
In Australia
Come and stay any time
time you like.
Hi, men.
So funny.
It is such a good movie.
It's based off the TV show
The Inbetweeners, the British comedy,
and then they finished that show,
and then they made a movie,
and then they made a second movie.
And this one, like,
it's probably one of the funniest movies
I've ever seen.
It is my sad time movie.
I've bought The In Betweeners 1 and 2.
We talked about this,
and we did a road trip recently.
I was like, what are my, like,
top of all time?
The Inbetweens are on there.
If you don't like the humor,
you won't like it,
but if you do,
ultimate escapism.
But I just think you,
like, it's like,
I was having a sad weekend.
I was cackling with laughter.
But it's just the way they say were, like, brilliant.
Or like the way they look.
Like, I keep rewining the film to see how they looked.
I was like, this is too much.
This is too overwhelming.
Yeah, so good.
I gave the movie four cheesy garlic.
Nanda to five.
I love having one of those movies
that you just always go back to.
It makes you feel happy.
It's so funny.
So good.
The second movie I watched,
when they discover Alyssa's boyfriend
has blown their rent money,
Drew, played by Kiki Palmer,
and Alyssa, played by Scissor,
find themselves going to extremes
in a comical race against the clock
and this movie was one of them days
Don't forget, I have my interview at 4th
Why are you still trying to be in corporate?
Do your own thing
And what's that?
Living paycheck to paycheck
You bought this okay?
You been that girl!
Cizzer!
The music artist
It's her first ever movie
alongside Kiki Palmer
which is a great actress
I love Kiki Palmer
She's so funny
So this is just like a classic
Buddy comedy, simple premise
What's it on?
Uh, neon.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
They're all a neon.
And Siza killed it.
She's real funny.
She's real funny. Look how she can act as well.
Yes.
Um, so I gave that, go watch it.
It's very funny.
It's a nice, like, two girlfriends, uh, trying to get rent money for a whole movie, but it's very funny.
Very silly.
I gave that three cheesy carter of five.
Okay.
Um, and the final movie I watched on Sunday, I had the Sunday Scaries.
You know what that is?
Is it after, um, you take things?
Yeah, you had a big night.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the old anxiety maybe.
Yeah.
And I was grieving my dog Elvis.
They passed away.
I was real sad.
This was before I watched The In Betweeners, too.
And I watched this movie.
Charlie is killed by his friend Carface Cuthers and finds himself in heaven.
Charlie then returns to Earth, reunites with itchy, and befriends Anne-Marie, an orphan.
This movie is called All Dogs Go to Heaven.
Oh, that's an animated movie.
You seen it?
Well, no.
Jeez, I was blabbering mess.
You can't do this to yourself.
It's a beautiful film.
Watcher.
It's a real sad movie.
Did it make you feel better or worse?
Way worse.
I gave it one cheesy gargna and five.
Your Ravos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Hey, uh, whoa, hello.
Am I recording?
I am.
Welcome to the podcast outro.
This is the, uh, a little bit extra, something a little bit,
extras for experts.
Okay, so here's something that we didn't cover in the show today.
What's a done with my intro?
We simply must.
Okay, well, it was kind of was long.
Well, yep.
Um, and got there.
Sorry, what else did you need to say?
Enjoy.
Okay.
Nice.
I'm glad we got there.
Sean...
Yeah, Al.
...is going to meet someone tomorrow morning from his favorite television show of all time.
He's a bit nervous.
I'm not.
He couldn't be really shut up about it.
He's so nervous.
I'm not even talking about it.
Literally.
He's going to meet from the office.
Wait, who was it from the office?
Creed Breton from the office.
The US office.
What's his real name?
Creed Bratton.
Oh, what's his character name?
Creed Bratton.
There's the thing about Crete.
Right, so this is my favorite character from the US TV show The Office,
a show that I've watched nine times.
You get to meet him tomorrow.
Back to back to back.
And there's one character that's my favorite,
and he's quite a small character called Creed.
And Creed started off, he's like the older guy in the office,
if you've watched it once twice and don't know his name.
And he started off as a background character as an extra.
And then he was so funny that improvised.
Like, the thing with the office is every third take that improvise it.
And he was so funny with these crazy lines
and being the crazy old weird dude in the office.
Because he was an extra, they never cast him as a name.
So they was calling him Creed, which is his actual name.
And then he was so good.
They kept him in it and they built his role throughout it
to the point where he was like a real big character in it
and they did storylines on it.
And spoiler alert, he actually ends up becoming the boss at the end of the show.
Wow.
But he's so funny in it.
And he just like built it all from just being crack up.
Like he was just an extra who was just so funny.
He's 82.
Yeah.
I don't realize.
Is he 82?
Yeah, he's an old guy.
He's an old man, yeah.
Fuck, who knows 82.
You get to meet...
When the office came out, he would have been like mid-60s or shit.
You get to meet one of your favorite television show personalities tomorrow.
This is a big deal.
Yeah, I'm so excited.
You seem more excited than me.
I'm so excited for you.
This is like if I met anyone from pretty little liars or poor, or the devil was part of the movie, or Emily in Paris.
This is like a huge deal.
It's like me meeting not Emily from Emily and Paris because it's like lower tier.
Yeah.
It's like me meeting
who from Emily and Paris.
Mindy's boyfriend.
Which to me
feels like considering we've interviewed the likes of Justin Bieber and Edgier
and feels like quite a low-rank thing to get really excited about.
It's so cool.
So guys listening, imagine your favourite TV show ever
and Sean gets to sit down with one of them tomorrow
and he's like so not even excited about it.
I'm excited about it.
Let's try and get him nervous.
I am excited.
I just don't have, you know I don't like,
I don't live celebrity to them.
I don't get real celebrity obsessed.
It's not about being a celebrity.
It's just about loving the person's work that they've done.
Yeah, totally.
That's what I mean.
It's not about being famous.
I mean, I know he's not famous,
but it's about, like, being so ingrained in your life.
Like, Sean gets to meet his favorite TV show character tomorrow.
Yeah, it's exciting, but you can also tell Steph has never seen in the office.
Because Creed Braden, hilarious, great actor, very funny.
Yeah.
How many lines, Sean, do you reckon he said in all the seasons of the show?
I reckon less than 100.
He's a very small part of the show.
But what if Sean
embarrasses himself in this interview tomorrow
so much that Creed Bratton
will end up going into the office group chat
with like Steve Correll and like
Mindy Killing and all these people.
And then they're like, he's like,
oh, guys just met this New Zealander who's like far out.
It's so embarrassing.
Imagine that could happen.
Nice. That would make me nervous.
That kind of stuff's good.
I think if that group chat does exist,
I don't think Mindy Kaling and Steve Krell are still in it.
Whatever.
I think it's probably some of the other
extras between more characters.
Well, let's ask the actor. So do you still have
group chats from projects that you've worked on?
Yep. You see? No one's exiting them.
Yeah, the... Were you the star
of the office a decade ago?
Nah. Yeah, I don't know. It was a long ago.
I can't believe he's fucking 82.
82. Yeah. What if he dies while I'm into you?
I can't believe you don't care about this. What are you going to do with
it? I do care about it. What are you going to do to make
it exciting?
To be honest with you, I know
when I took this interview, I'm not really going to be able to play a lot of it on
the show and that it's more going to come from me just being
like a super fan and coming in early to do this interview.
I'm coming in at 9 a.m. tomorrow.
But I think we can play heaps of the interview because I
think the angle is here's
Sean's favorite TV show and here's someone who's been on it.
Just so you guys know, I'm taking this for me
and I'm just going to ask questions that I want to know about the office
and it's kind of just for me.
I think that's amazing.
This is just for me doing the interview.
Yeah.
I have no questions.
I just want to sit and talk to the guy for 10 minutes and record it.
You can do it in here tomorrow and night and club.
Yeah.
That we're doing the brief for show.
show?
No, I've kicked them out.
You've kicked them out?
Yeah, yeah.
Have you actually?
Yeah, we're going to the other studio.
It's Creed Bratton.
Fucking hell.
We're going to the other studio for the last half hour of the show while I
do it.
That's so funny.
Oh my gosh.
Let's get you to say something or do something on our behalf.
No, this is what I.
Express our apologies for not being able to make it.
Oh, sorry, but Steph's never seen the office.
Tell him I'm a fan.
Tell him Harrison's a fan.
Steve's never seen it, but does send her apologies.
I reckon I've probably seen the office like nine times.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's from a favorite show.
Like, I love the office.
it's great
I'm not being so
I'm not being so castile
you're doing a bit now
because I said nine times
and now you've pulled out
nine times
that she was awfully specific
no but I reckon I have
I just think it's so funny
but I love it
and it's so niche
that your favourite character
is Creed Bannon
yeah
as someone else came in from the office
I'd be like
fucking let's go
I love the other
but Creed in and I'm like
yeah that would be cool
yeah
but you've nailed it
I don't you want to do it
I mean
it's not my
but like
there's very small character
there's so many people
in the show
that you have to be
hooked on to like
one person
and that's Sean's person
Let's put it in the context for you.
You've watched Friends.
It's like if Gunther from Friends came in.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, so like someone wants to talk to Gunther.
Someone else doesn't want to talk to Gunther.
He's dead now, though, so.
Is he dead?
Yeah.
Okay.
So it'd be like if it was friends and it was a decade ago.
See, if Toby from the office came in, I'd go for that.
See, I'd be more interested in talking to Craig than Toby.
Anyway, well, let's see how it happens.
Tomorrow we're excited.
Interview of the year.
Thanks guys.
Yeah, totally.
Big get, don't fuck it up.
Oh, I'm nervous now.
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