The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #157: Who was on the final Pirate Ship ride at Rainbows End? ☠️🏴‍☠️

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

Monday! EZ Money  All Black Caleb Clarke & his anthem singing dad ❤️ Anyone’s parents spontaneously busted out in song? 5 Star Fact  Rainbows End Pirate Ship chat 🏴‍☠...️ Steph’s anniversary chat Harrison’s Ai chat + we call his agent! 😆 ‘Bus Train & Ferry’  Sean takes a listener request & will make her a song! Steph’s “Just say it’s your birthday!” 🎂 Harrison’s Movie Corner Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Oh, hello, thank you for clicking on this podcast. And what an episode you've chosen to click on? Ahoy. And that is a little tip to what the podcast covers a little bit. Oh, yeah, the pirate ship at Rainbow Zend is coming back.
Starting point is 00:00:19 So we're looking for people who were on the last voyage or the last ship they ended 10 years ago. Also, I ran into someone in Tito who made fun of me for making annoying songs. so these guys have decided that I have to do it again and this time I'll do it for a person's pirate 30th birthday. It's a whole thing. Now wait until the very end of the podcast, everybody, because Sean has a very exciting interview opportunity tomorrow morning that he's been very nonchalant about
Starting point is 00:00:44 but actually low-key is probably really, really, really, really, really happy and excited about it but wants to remain calm and not nervous but actually he's really nervous on the inside. Find out who that is. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Maria, welcome to the show. Happy Monday, New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Yeah! Guys, my voice is still not back. I might have to get set home again. Again. Yeah. See? Sounds horrible. But you didn't even do a show last week.
Starting point is 00:01:15 I did one show. I did one show last week. Oh, was that again? I did one show last week. You changed it. Damn it. You're fine? You keep filtering in and out of it.
Starting point is 00:01:25 Ever since we've seen you today, you started off real husky, and then I caught you talking to someone else. and he sounded real full of life. Oh, no, that wouldn't have been me. It was like an attempt to try and get off work again. No, no, no, no, no. God, honestly, like, what is with the season at the moment? Is it the change of seasons?
Starting point is 00:01:39 It just everyone's sick, especially just young kids are getting sick. My one and a half-year-old's been sick. I feel like it's been like 10 weeks long. And now I've got it and I've had it for about a week and a half. It's full on, eh? Yeah, Sean's always blowing his nose out. Yeah. He does do that a lot, eh?
Starting point is 00:01:55 You do do that a lot, man. All right. an intervention for me trying to get snot out of my nose because I feel like... I reckon I'm just trying to stay. I reckon I'm just build different. I don't reckon I get sick. You are... Come over here. Have I ever... No. Give me a kiss.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Sure. I won't get it. You'll get... I still have green snot. After a week and a half. Coming up on the show. I think I've ever had that in my life. We're going to get five quite contagious sick people in the studio and they're all going to breathe into Harrison's face and we're just going to see how he operates.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Yeah, easy. He can do it. But first, before we get to all that, to win a thousand big ones. Easy money is the game. 0-800 The Edge. We'll give you 30 seconds. A letter between E and Z, 10 questions. Answer each one with a word of that letter. One of thousand bucks.
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Starting point is 00:05:15 Okay, we're going to be listening out for that. Are you ready? Yes. Here we go for a thousand bucks. Tangi Noi with the letter P, please name for us. A flower. Pansy. A city.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Paris Something related to winter A hole A herb or spice Something you'd see in the sky Planet A word related to exercise A snake
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Starting point is 00:06:20 I'm sorry, but my favourite answer from you, though, was something related to winter. You said, pole, which I guess is, North and South Pole, I see where that's coming from. I'm not sure they're related to winter. They're cold, just knowing. Yeah. But they're cold year round.
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Starting point is 00:06:45 Same time, same place tomorrow. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Beautiful, beautiful moments in the All Blacks game on Saturday night. The National Anthem was happening. And the voice, the man's singing it. Oh, beautiful. Turns out that guy was Errone Clark, which is Caleb Clark,
Starting point is 00:07:14 the All Black player's dad. Now, he talked to him. about this, Caleb Clark, he didn't actually know what was happening until halfway through the performance. But then, yeah, kind of halfway through the English part of the anthem, I'm just like, I don't know this voice. It sounds so familiar. So I opened my eyes and I look at the screen, I just see Dad just sort of belting it out and I was just, just lost it from there. Hold on, he was getting really emotional, wasn't he? Did he try and surprise him? Must have. Yeah, he didn't tell, he surprised him by singing the national anthem.
Starting point is 00:07:45 That's adorable. It's adorable. My God, what a beautiful, between father and son that they'll both remember forever. Yeah, and he's tearing up. He knows of him crying. I mean, I don't want to be this like emotionless guy. Oh my God, Sean, you're so emotionless. Yeah. Yeah, I'm working on it.
Starting point is 00:08:02 How? I'm trying to watch sad films. Okay. And listen to more sad music. What did you just say about Lewis Capaldi? I think his music's too sad that it's annoying. Well, listen to Lewis Capati. Oh, for any goes, I'd go to his concert and want him to skip through all his songs,
Starting point is 00:08:16 so I was going to hear him talk in the middle of it. Yeah, I feel like that's a fair take. He's the most emotional singer out there. Okay, as I said, working on it. My thing is, from a patriotism standpoint, is it bad for the all blacks to make one of our best players this emotional right before he goes out and tries to kill a bunch of other men on the field?
Starting point is 00:08:36 Isn't it the biggest pump-up ever? Like, imagine your dad singing you're the national anthem. You cried, feeling the manner inside you. I want to smash this game. And Caleb performed. He maybe showed up. great game on Saturday. Because like Dad just made me so proud. So now I'm going to go out there
Starting point is 00:08:52 and make my dad so proud. Yeah. 100%. Yeah, okay. That's a great way to think of it. I'm just that could be risky. But I guess they knew Dad could sing. Because if Dad couldn't sing... Yeah, it was on the masked singer as well. Oh yeah. Was he? Yeah, yeah, a couple years back. But so this was a beautiful experience of when
Starting point is 00:09:08 a parent surprises you with a performance, right? All I'm saying is if I was in All Black and my dad tried to surprise me by singing the National Anthem. Not the same. Not the same. I'd be like, because he can't sing. Yeah. And someone who's in a similar boat, not the same, not the same, but a surprise and prompt you performance by a parent is our wonderful producer, Nurse Sam. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:27 At your 16th birthday. Yeah. Paint a picture. Are we at a home party? Yeah. In the backyard at my house. First time I was ever allowed a party and it was my 16th. So it was a big deal.
Starting point is 00:09:40 I was trying to be real cool in front of all my friends and new friends. Invited like everyone in my year. first time I was loud alcohol you know yeah 18th did you say yeah and anyway
Starting point is 00:09:56 halfway through the night obviously just the music genre kind of changed and I recognise this song because it's a song my mum often sings after a decent night and there she was singing the Carpenter's song
Starting point is 00:10:12 I think How does it go? Oh God, I can't sing. Okay. Why do birds? Da-da-da-be. Yeah, that one. This one.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Oh, no, that's the only one I've got is sleigh ride. It'd be weird if she sang a Christmas song. Yeah, no, gosh. Why do birds? It's such a, it'd be such a funny song to see your mum go up and sing at your birthday. It was absolutely horrific for me. So you're 16. You're trying to be cool.
Starting point is 00:10:40 You've invited all the cool kids from school. Your mom gets a little tips. gets up there and goes, do you know what my daughter's going to love is me singing a slow karaoke ballad. Yes, about how much she loves me at my 16th. It's cute. It's embarrassing for you, but cute for everybody else.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Yeah, well, it did end while. We all ended up singing and like arms over each other and then we all started. It turned into like a bit of a karaoke thing, so it was good. But for five minutes there, I was like, no way. Yeah, it's a long song. Your Arvos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
Starting point is 00:11:12 The Edge. And a beautiful moment on Saturday night ahead of the All Blacks playing the Wallabies when Caleb Clark's dad sung the national anthem. Now of course Caleb Clark one of our greatest All Black players One of our youngest as well
Starting point is 00:11:28 He didn't realize that his dad was going to be singing this But then yeah kind of halfway through the English part of the anthem I'm just like And I know this voice It sounds so familiar So I open my eyes and I look at the screen I just see Dad just sort of belting it out And I just lost it from there.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Now, a beautiful moment for Caleb Clark and his father. Not so nice when it happened to producing her Sam at her 16th and her mum got all tipsy and started singing. Yeah, the carpenter's, what is it, close to you? Oh, no. Don't maybe relive Sean. She's traumatised, Sean. Don't talk to her.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Oh, here it comes. Oh, I can hear the crowd. The 16th is crazy So, oh 100 the edge, 3, 3, 343 There's a very long job When have your parents spontaneously bust into song? Yeah, my dad's busted into song to my mother I was 13 at the time
Starting point is 00:12:25 And they were having like a combined 40th birthday And the night was going on, and drinks were flowing And then my dad grabs the mic off the band And he's like, I want to dedicate this one to my lovely wife and then plays this song. Oh, to take me home tonight. Oh, that's by that reds of life.
Starting point is 00:12:47 So it proceeds to sing about my mum's ass in front of me and everybody. If you don't know, this is fat-bottomed. What is it? Fat-bottom girls. By queen. Back the rocking world go around. Oh, so cringe. That is wildly inappropriate.
Starting point is 00:13:00 My dad was really stamed at my wedding and spontaneously broke into sweet Caroline at the end of his speech. It's a new. Sweet Caroline is sort of better with no instrumental as well. Just someone going, Sweet Caroline. Bap, ba, ba, ba. So good.
Starting point is 00:13:17 That's what you want. So let's go to Taylor and Christch, Taylor. It was your dad's partner. You met your dad's partner for the first time. Was it at your wedding? No, so it was a couple of weeks before we got married. Okay. And it was to meet, you know, the whole family and everything.
Starting point is 00:13:36 And she'd asked, she said, Oh, do you have, are you guys having a live band? And I was like, oh, no, no, no, like we've sorted our music. And she said, oh, well, I can sing. And I was like, oh, okay. And she sat really close to me, looks me dead in the eyes and just sung me a song. And it was just so awkward. Everyone in the room got up and left me by myself.
Starting point is 00:13:55 And I just had to meet a promise. Ooh. It's like an on-the-spot audition to sing at your meeting. Do you remember what the song was? Yes. Honestly, I was about seven years ago. I honestly can't remember. but she didn't blink.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Oh, I was just going to ask, did she blink? No, that's true. She's gone like I can sing. You've gone to be polite. Oh, that sounds like an idea. And she's proceeded to sing an entire four-minute song at you. Acapella. Check this out.
Starting point is 00:14:21 How do you end it, Taylor? Once the four-minute performance is over, are you like, are you like, okay, our people. Talk to you and people. Get in touch. I was like, oh, thanks, but, you know, we're sorted. Oh, no. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:14:37 The red buzzer came out. Thank you, Taylor. What an incredible story. I send you along to our musty movie, Taylor, which this week is called... Anytime now, Sean. What's it called? Oh, it's got Leonardo DiCaprio in it.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Oh! It's the battle one. One battle after another. You like Decaprio, Taylor? Yeah. Yeah. Apparently people are saying that's the best movie,
Starting point is 00:15:02 not only of the year, but of the decade. Yeah. That's good. with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge 5-star fact. This is the part of the show where I give the team a fact, and you will rate it out of five stars, our judges, Steph, Harrison, and a listener.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Yeah, we've got Kaelin, who's called her. Now, Caitlin, before we get into hearing Sean's fact and us marking it out of five stars, you also have a parent that performed for you as a bit of a surprise. What was your story? Yes. So I was going through my first breakup And I was mid-sob to my mom And she decided to tell me
Starting point is 00:15:44 Instead of being sad about a boy Let's just sing So she just started singing Destiny's child while I was moot sob In an attempt That would have worked That would have worked, right? A dad
Starting point is 00:15:58 A dad I'm adorable I just imagine you're there weping your eyes out And she's just like Say my name, say my name No, she's like, you gotta get boodilicious. Oh, that's so good, Caitlin. All right, here is what we need to do, Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:16:13 We need to hear Sean's fact right now, and we need to rate it out of five stars. We're looking for a well-performed fact. Good relatability. We want to feel connected to the fact. We want to be inspired by the fact. We want to take this fact with us through life. Yeah, it's a big deal, Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:16:29 As you may have heard, we don't just chuck out five stars, willy-nilly. We don't. It's very serious. No, yeah, yeah. No. Okay, good luck, Sean. All right, thank you, Steph.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Today's fact is about a car, more specifically the Fiat. Right in my Fiat. You really have to see it. Which is an Italian car, and more specifically than that, the 2012 model, which, for the first time in history, featured an espresso machine in the car. In 2012, Fiat made a car with an espresso machine built into it, and upon just bottom of the barrel sales, they cancelled it after one.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Yeah. Imagine that in your car. Someone's like, oh, do you want to go out for a coffee? No need, mate. Isn't espresso just like the pods, though? They just put a pod on the top and it just drips out? Oh, you're thinking of an espresso. This is espresso.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Different things. Coffee machine. Coffee machine. Coffee machine. Coffee machine. Dangerous. And Sean, sorry, just to clarify, this wasn't 22. this happened. This happened in 2012, like 10 years prior to that?
Starting point is 00:17:37 Yes. Oh, okay. Do you know, Alas is popping up for me there, Sean, as well? You know, the song, Money Don't Jiggle, Jiggle, don't play it again. It's taken years to get that song out of my head, and you brought it back, and that's really irked me. Rather than my Fiat. Yeah, don't. Wait, says Fiat.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Don't worry, Harrison, I know the cure to it. Maybe you get a song stuck in your head, it's this. You get another one stuck in. Peel the avocado. The avocado. I hates that song. I hates that song. Is that the Wiggles?
Starting point is 00:18:08 Wait, I got another one. No, don't, don't, don't, don't. Wait, Jim. You know what? I want to hear a more positive feedback from a judge here. Caitlin, what are you thinking? An interesting fact. I've not heard it before.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Okay. That's good. Well, that's one of the criteria. Original. I think I'd give that a 3.5. Oh, that's. Not bad. You know, I was hoping for more,
Starting point is 00:18:36 but I think that might be the best rating I get this one, so I'll take it gladly, Caitlin. Thank you. Sorry. Don't you ever apologise. Ever be sorry. Ever, Caitlin. It's a crap fat, Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Don't be sorry. You're being generous. Extremely generous, Caitlin. Thank you so much for being our guest judge. I don't know, generous. I'm going to give it a two and a half for me. I'm going to have a big fat two, mate. There we go, Sean.
Starting point is 00:18:58 I'm running in my beard. Oh, you're so annoying. That's all you here. Your Arvos, Hit Harder, with Sean. Steph and Harrison The Edge Guys, do you remember the rainbows end? Don't you want to take me back to the rainbow?
Starting point is 00:19:13 What do you mean? Do you remember it? Well, it's still around. Yeah, it's still there. I went like a couple months back. I'm talking the rainbows in glory days. You know, every man on his dog was talking about, oh, that log flume, man. I feel like it keeps getting better.
Starting point is 00:19:27 The log flume's still there, man. The log flumes, but it was glory. Everyone was talking about it. It was the log flume. And then the gold rush. It's like, oh, you can go into a cave full of mine Yeah, the motion master? Like gold miners.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. We got that. It's got to clarify. You didn't have to. Okay, you probably had to. You do it. Yeah, just for safety.
Starting point is 00:19:46 And another classic, the pirate ship. Do you remember the big pirate ship? Oh, don't bring it up. It makes me too sad. What do you mean? It's gone, isn't it? Disappeared. Yeah, well, it was iconic and it sailed and swung.
Starting point is 00:19:57 It's the most Kiwi ride ever. It was the best. It was the best ride until 2017 when this happened. The theme park ride that has caused more people to lose their lunch than any other has swung its last swing. The pirate ship at Rainbow's End is going into retirement and hundreds of thrill seekers weren't going to let it disappear without one last ride. I never got that. Why did they get rid of it? Do you know, my theory, because I've got this other big one, it's called like the Galaxy Tron or something. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:30 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Sam worked there. What was it called? The invader.
Starting point is 00:20:34 No, no, no, the one that spins like... Oh, the claw. The claw one. Oh, it goes all the way around like 360. Yeah. So these are the pirat ship, which is swing. It wouldn't fully go 360. Just swing a little bit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:43 And then I think they were trying to be like, oh, let's be a big, cool theme park. Just get a real scary one that goes 360. Oh. And people enjoy the stratosphere. Stratosphere. That's what it's called. And everyone was like, oh, yeah, that's really cool. But we missed the old Ramers in.
Starting point is 00:20:56 We missed the Pirateship. The Pirateship. Why'd you let it go? So cool. But guys, have I got some good news for you. The Pirate ship. ship is back. October 24th, the Pacifica pirate ship is going to be sailing into Rainbow's End.
Starting point is 00:21:13 That's happening back into nostalgia, they're trying to make it big again. Is it the same one? Nah, it's a different one. I think it's a little bit different. But there's going to be a pirate ship at Rambo's End again? Yes, I bring him back a pirate ship. That's huge. I never lived in Auckland at the time, so I never got to ride the pirate ship.
Starting point is 00:21:29 So when I did go to Rainbow Zend, I feel like I walked around with my partner who's from Auckland and the entire time she was going, God, I wish the pirate ship was there. It is like the most Kiwi ride possible. It was so fun because then there'd be like races to sit at the best spots. Like if you're going to sit at the very, very end of both the sides of the pirate ship, that's where you get the most air, right? Because you go up and up and down and you put your hands in the air, you go whee! And it never went for 360, but every time you're like,
Starting point is 00:21:53 maybe this time it will. Maybe this time it'll swing the whole way around, but it never did. I was never worried about that. I always thought that. But it's coming back on 204th, and I was thought of, I feel like we should try and find the last people who wrote this ship. The last ship. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Who was on that final ride? In 2017. Who was on the final voyage? Who was on the final voyage? Because aren't you fizzing to get back on the new voyage? Yeah, okay. So if you're listening right now and you're like, that was me. I was on the last time the pirate ship ran at Rambo's End.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Then get in touch. You can always text us 3343. Sight into our DMs. Addie Jarvos. Oh, 800 the edges of our phone number. Get in touch because, I don't know. we love to make fun things happen so imagine getting the people that were
Starting point is 00:22:35 on the last ride on the new ride. Yeah, get in touch with us, 3343, massive information Harrison, we're going to do something with it. We'll make sure that we are a part of the launch of the pirate ship. If we have any respect for our country, yeah, we should do something with this. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean,
Starting point is 00:22:52 Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And Steph, can I be the first to say, happy anniversary for a few weeks ago when I forgot to mention it to you? Oh, that's okay. Also, like, I don't think it's a thing that friends should say happy anniversary to you about your relationship. I don't think that's necessary. Well, I think a wedding anniversary maybe? Maybe if it's your parents or if it's like your closest closest friends and maybe you
Starting point is 00:23:13 had something to do with the wedding. But I don't know. I just feel like it's people's business and it's fine. What's this exact anniversary for you? So it's me and my partner Jake's 14th anniversary of being together. Happened last week. And I remember... Wait, sorry, sorry, I know you're about to get into it. Where do you start it from? First time you met each other or first time you asked to be a girlfriend? The second one. Okay. Let's make it official.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Conversation, conversation. So, I just want to take this time just to give you guys a bit of an insight and everyone listening right now who might be early doors in a relationship. Nowhere near 14 years in. You guys, both, Sean, you've been with your partner for five years, four and a half years for you, Harrison. So, a long way to go. And so I just want to give you guys some advice unsolicited on what the future might hold
Starting point is 00:24:00 for your relationships. Great. I love this. I found out it was our anniversary last week. A good friend of mine reminded me that it was my work anniversary. Lying in bed was like 10pm. I was like just drifting off. Got a message.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Hey, it's your edge anniversary tomorrow. I was like, oh yeah. Sheesh, that's right. And then I looked over at Jake who's like snoring. And I was like, oh, whenever it's my work anniversary, it's my relationship anniversary the day before. So in that moment it was my anniversary that we'd both forgotten. because we're already asleep.
Starting point is 00:24:31 On the day. Yep. And I kind of woke him up and I was like, it's our anniversary. And he's like, huh? I was like, it's out. Never mind. Go back to sleep.
Starting point is 00:24:40 So you guys, you'll get to that point. Really? It's very exciting. No. At the moment, it's very exciting and thinking about gifts and dinners and all the rest of it. But you'll get to the point
Starting point is 00:24:49 where it's just another day and you'll both forget. Oh, wow. In fact, it leads me really well to the snore shove, which is going to be a big thing and your relationships in the future. Where one of you will fall asleep before the other one
Starting point is 00:25:02 and start snoring really, really aggressively and really loudly. So the other person can't fall asleep. And so it's just a bit of a shake. So that's quite prominent in my relationship. Yeah, I do that after a couple beers already. Okay, cool. You shake or snore? I don't shake my partner after I have a couple beers.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Or shove her, no. Either a couple of beers, I'm snoring. She'll shake you. Yeah, yeah, she'll shake me. Your snoring, stop it. Because what it sounded like is you said you have a few beers and you shake your partner. Yeah, let's not go.
Starting point is 00:25:29 back over that I reckon. Yeah. That's just saying that's what it sounds like. Another thing to look forward to 14 years in, guys, is laundry mountains. Oh, that sounds nice. It's a skis field. No, no, not quite. So you're going to have probably four to five washing baskets in your household.
Starting point is 00:25:44 And you're going to have so much dirty laundry that just sits in these baskets. They just pile up. They pile up. And they're called Laundry Mountain. Or they're clean baskets of laundry that need putting away. And they just sit there. Why does later in your relationship you stop doing laundry? No, you just life just happens.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Okay. Because in the early doors in your relationship, you actually try and you make an effort, don't you? You actually try and put your good job. I want to wear clean clothes. Yeah, but no, no, Sean, don't. I want to wear clean clothes to work. You'll get to the point where that just goes out the window.
Starting point is 00:26:16 It doesn't matter. You'll have arguments over the heat pump settings. So that's a big thing to really have in your radar when you get to a long relationship like me. You won't agree on the, on the temperature of the room, on the level, especially the level of the fan, God no. How are you going?
Starting point is 00:26:32 How are you with the fan level at the moment? It's not an issue? No, my girlfriend does always get really cold and I always get really hot. Yeah, so it's becoming an issue. Becoming an issue. Domestic about that. Oh, like we argue about it.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Back to the drinking thing. I don't get physical with it. You're going to hear this noise a lot. Ugh. Like all the time. So just prepare yourself for that. Oh, cheeky. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:26:56 No. Ugh. No, like a... Oh yeah, nice. I like that. I love that. And guys, get ready for this 14 years in. You're going to be sitting on the couch after dinner.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Get to around 9.30 and you look at each other. And you're like, should we head to bed? And the other person will be like, yeah. And then you do some seriously good sleeping. That, my friends, is something to look forward to 14 years in. I love you Jake and I wouldn't change you for the world I can't wait Makes me nervous
Starting point is 00:27:31 So much on the horizon Your Avos head harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge AI is coming for us all Feels like Yeah it's kind of come for every industry hasn't it No one's safe
Starting point is 00:27:43 Nobody's safe Oh I'd go people that build bridges They're probably safe Oh no That's one of the most dangerous jobs in the world I reckon definitely I'd trust AI to build a bridge Really would you? Yeah
Starting point is 00:27:55 Hmm Astronaut? No Pretty dangerous No, no, don't want to do it But one of the One of the, honestly God One of the hardest jobs in the world
Starting point is 00:28:05 Acting It's taking over acting Is it one of the hardest jobs in the world Backbones of the country Is it? Yeah Oh, I do acting as well Huh
Starting point is 00:28:15 Funny that Jeez There's a brand new actress in Hollywood Her name is Tilly Norwood And she is fully AI Tilly nor would she be a human. That's good.
Starting point is 00:28:29 And that's why we're all getting replaced with AI. Exactly. Because that stuff happens. Jokes. They haven't touched radio yet. Oh, Steph. Come back after a week of being sick. We're making fun of it.
Starting point is 00:28:39 But yeah, it's a fully digitally generated actor. So, like, you know how actors now are in like, what do you call them? Like those suits of the ping pong ball, motion capture and stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. Instead of that, there'll be a blank space and then they'll replace it with Tilly. Well, it's already crazy.
Starting point is 00:28:53 I watched the Star Wars movie, the new one. They bought, like, young, Luke Skywalker back and that guy's Yeah, so they already do And then there's Paul Walker, they brought him back Like a whole Fast and Furious, he's dead So they do AI face replacement For all the actors who have passed
Starting point is 00:29:07 But now they're doing full body AI actors I don't like this No, it's gross Is she the same person that's like an Instagram AI model? She's dropped dead gorgeous Like starning Because of course she was
Starting point is 00:29:18 Because she's not real and she's been designed By people to be like the perfect person And they always flabbergast in me because she's this, like, AI model started appearing in, like, Vogue magazine and things, which is, like, doing nothing for beauty standards and, like, humans, like, creating this unattainable standard of beauty because it's not even a human. And now are the same with acting. I know, and all the acting agencies, so there's acting agents who represent actors, they all want Tilly. Weird.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Like, all of them. So all the big names, you know, are signing the agents. Those agents want Tilly. Why? And so they're trying to, like, drop out and boycott the agencies. They're just saying like read the room We just said sag after it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Whatever it is. All that kind of stuff. And then... Like where's the integrity of like creative industries? Well, if you think about it, those people... The managers don't have any integrity because they just want their cut. And if they get an AI actor,
Starting point is 00:30:09 they get just like all the cut. But they got over a hundred different actresses are already working and put them into this AI model. So why they're not getting any of those actresses to get the jobs? Wow. And so now all those actors are going online. and like tweeting and slandering and saying oh Tilly was a nightmare to work with
Starting point is 00:30:28 They're trying to sabotage you She'd cancel Tilly Literally she couldn't hit her mark And she was late She threw coffee in my face She cut me in line for lunch one day And didn't even say excuse me She won't get far
Starting point is 00:30:39 So now they're trying to sabotage Tilly Tilly was using slurs That she probably shouldn't have Literally So I know like yeah It's all funny and crazy now But guys I'm pretty worried Like I'm worried
Starting point is 00:30:51 Because I've got an agent here in New Zealand they can replace me. Should we test it? Yeah, I don't know. I'm nervous to test it, but we can try it. I don't reckon they'll know any different. Well, luckily for you, Harrison, I have an AI Harrison bot that I've used many a times. I don't like that.
Starting point is 00:31:07 On the show. And I've got it to get a lot of prompts of things that sound like you. For example, hey, my favourite agent, how are you? Okay. So I figured if we could call your agent next, I could be just, like, things that you're normally say to her. Love you in a professional way.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Don't usually say that to her. It also sounds... Sounds a little bit Australian. It's about Aussie. All good. So, um, let's call your agent next and let's see if you are replaceable. If they'd even pick up, then it was an AI version of it.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Honestly, the AI would probably book more jobs than me anyway, so it's whatever. Nah. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. AI is coming for all our jobs. Now, in creative industries, I'll be honest,
Starting point is 00:31:55 I thought we were safe. I thought we were safe from it. We're not. No, especially the acting industry now. There's a new actress called Tilly Norwood in America, and agents want to work with her. Directors, casting players, they want to work with this girl Tilly. It's crazy because you look at a photo of her
Starting point is 00:32:12 and she looks like a real person. I know. And she probably sounds like a real person. And the fact that she's like a robot AI character and is going to replace actual human being actors. Yeah. Is yuck. And so what it would look like?
Starting point is 00:32:27 If there's two people on a scene in a movie, it'll be one person there and then just a blank space where they'll put Tilly in. But that's the start of it, right? Because soon enough, there's going to be true. There's two space. Yeah. Until it's like a design a movie. Like, give me a movie that stars Anne Hathaway
Starting point is 00:32:41 and make it about a person that likes Jenga. And then boom. Literally. AI will give me exactly that. It's pretty spooky. Wow. It's coming for us as well. So we want to test it Harrison.
Starting point is 00:32:51 is an actor, he's got an agent. We've got an AI version of Harrison. Now we're going to call your agent, Harrison, off your phone number. We've looked it into the system and see if they can predict or be aware that this is an AI you or if they think it's really you.
Starting point is 00:33:04 Yeah. Hello? Hey, my favourite agent, how are you? I know, Colin is your second favorite agent. I'm well, how are you? Have a good weekend. What did you get up to? Harrison.
Starting point is 00:33:24 I got up to. Lots of exciting things. Am I about to be up to something else more exciting? Nah, so great. Hey, I had a question about my audition coming up. Is this a radio thing? Nah. Do I learn all the lines or just improvise most of it?
Starting point is 00:33:52 I reckon improv it. Just go hard. Do you think I'll do a good job? Absolutely. You surprise and fill me with joy every time. Love you in a professional way. I appreciate and respect that and I will send you back my professional regards. Yup.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Okay, bye-bye. Okay, bye-bye. All good. All good. Yup. Okay, bye-bye. That's done. She loved it.
Starting point is 00:34:30 She absolutely boring. Yeah, I think she definitely, um, unreplaceable. about to be replaced Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge But you know what's not fun Is being recognised by multiple people
Starting point is 00:34:46 in Tiro over the weekend You know the place in between Rotorua and Taaronga with the giant corrugated dog Corrugated dog toilet Yeah iconic pit stop
Starting point is 00:34:55 Yeah I love that place So I'm there I'm coming back from Lake Rotowiti This weekend Beautiful I'm in Teiro I pop in to dare I say
Starting point is 00:35:03 One of the greatest bakeries in Altieroa, the baker. One of the best. Oh, it is one of the best. I think they got the silver award for steak and cheese in the last pie awards. Oh. No, it is. It's genuinely so good. That's a good. Award winning baker. So I popped in there. First thing that happened, a lovely
Starting point is 00:35:21 listener by the name of Grace served me. She goes, hey, you're from the edge. I listen to you guys all the time. Had very nice things to say. That's good. Tell Harrison and say hi. Hi, Grace. I was stopping through. I was like, Grace, you're so lovely. Wait, Harrison, that was the first time I heard that. he's waited until now for Grace's message to get to us. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:38 I want to say it in a way where Grace could hear it. Did you that, Grace said hi? Nah, it's a sad thing. Neither. Oh, no. It's a shame, man, you gatekeeping our new mate. Yeah, sorry. Well, I've remembered now I've told you.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Okay. Hi, Grace. Can you just tell Grace next time you're in Tito, the beautiful baker there? Can you just tell Grace that we appreciate her saying hi to us and that we say hi back? I won't be doing that. Yeah. So anyway, I say hi to Grace. She's lovely.
Starting point is 00:35:58 Get a steak and cheese and a lolly log. All right. Now I'm sitting outside. Curbside. Lunch of champions Having my lolly log and my steak and cheese It's actually a great choice from you Lollie log
Starting point is 00:36:09 No that's so yummy That's crazy I'm having a lolly log and a steak and cheese Right Something sweet to balance it out Yeah I get it And then someone else comes up to me And I recorded this conversation
Starting point is 00:36:19 Because they came in quite hot And this is the conversation That I had with another listener Are you the guy behind the world's most annoying rat Oh It's my bus train or fairy one Yeah that's the one It just sticks and it won't leave
Starting point is 00:36:33 Were you playing it on repeat? I was playing it on repeat, yeah. And he was like, who the hell is this? I was like, stop it! Stop it! Well, it's the new baby shark. It is, actually. So, to the other version of what happened,
Starting point is 00:36:45 I made it redo it for radio purposes. I was like, can you say that again? Can you say that again? Also, to diffuse tension, because she came in quite hot and she was like, hey, are you the guys behind the most annoying song on the internet right now? And I was like, what one's this? And then her husband's like, yeah, that bus train or fairy one,
Starting point is 00:36:59 I play it all the time. And then she goes, yeah, we had an argument about it. And then so I recorded that again to make it fun. I said, oh, can I talk about this on the radio? And she was like, yeah, I was like, can I record you again saying it? Mainly to diffuse tension, because I feel like they were going to go and have an argument on the way home because of a song I made. Have you got a bit of this song?
Starting point is 00:37:16 Yeah, yeah, so it's a song. It was something I made recently for Auckland Transport. Bus, train and fury bus, train and fury bus, train and bus, train and fury, bus, train and fury, bus. Train and Fury walking. Bus, train and fury bus. I have seen. It's becoming quite viral on TikTok. It's doing the rounds.
Starting point is 00:37:32 It's doing the round. But you've got a real, you crack me up, Sean. You got a real knack for this stuff. Like what, this song you did last year, Moodyng. Oh, this one, yeah, yeah, yeah. You my little Moodang, a pigmy hippo in the zoo thing. Yeah, we know, because now you're so famous. Yeah, so whenever I've, I guess I've touched like a parody song or a wacky kind of song, it has tended to go.
Starting point is 00:37:55 I remember before I met you, I saw the Moodding song, and I'd literally walk around my house to make a girlfriend and go, you my little Moodang, and just say that line. Because I'm like, it's like that guy in TikTok who sings it. You're very good at creating a. an airworm. You know, a song that just sticks and it gets left in your brain, you can't shake it.
Starting point is 00:38:12 So, but out of all the things that you do, your DJ, your stand up, you do sports, making annoying. Annoying. Annoying songs is your strength. Airworm. It's super annoying. So it's catchy.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Um, yeah, they're catching. They're catching in your head, man. So you're throwing different words out there. Not ring them out of my ears. You're going catchy, airworm, and then you've gone annoying. But you're just so perfect at it. Airworm songs are annoying, though.
Starting point is 00:38:33 That's the point in them. They're so repetitive that they get stuck in your brain and you're so good at this, Sean. Sean, this is... We've found such a niche skill that only you can do. God, you're good at it. Oh, so I'm really good at making music
Starting point is 00:38:45 but only in songs that are so catchy yet, it's annoying. Yes! That's what you can do. Oh, yeah. That's pretty crazy, though. Cool, man. In fact, in fact, let's test it with a listener right now. You're going to pimp me out.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Yes. 0,800 the edge. Maybe you've got a small business that Sean can write a song for you. 3, 3, 4, 3, 3, you can text as well. Or maybe you've just got like a big life of that. that you would love to get the message out there about, like, got a big engagement party this weekend,
Starting point is 00:39:11 Saturday night, can't wait, whatever message you want to create into an annoying song, let's do it. Catchy song. I truly think, if you're a business, Sean will literally write you the next show as you crack. Wow. Call you in now, I think he will.
Starting point is 00:39:25 He's a genius. Your Avos Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I've made some novelty songs in my time. I'll be honest. I made a parody of the song, boo-dang about you my little moo-dang
Starting point is 00:39:39 the pigmy hippo the pigmy hippo moodang recently I did a co-lab with Auckland Transport and made this song called Bus train and ferry Bus train and fury and I've received a lot of feedback from people mainly you guys
Starting point is 00:39:52 is my kind of management deciding hey maybe we can take this skill you've got of making catchy songs and and pimp you out for personal gain yeah I think it's a very very niche skill to have for people to come up to you and go man you're that guy made that a annoying song.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Because that's what they say, but they do so well. They go viral. Millions of views in the moon, dang one. It's one you've done now, it's thousands of views. It's a big, I think you can make a career out of this, man. It's also what people want, like advertising. You want it to stick. You want it to get into people's brains. You know, briskos
Starting point is 00:40:24 can never. Buy better. Damn. See? Show us your crack. See, see? It sticks. It's annoying and it sticks. It's the point. I was hoping when I started out as like a DJ and making music that I wasn't going to end up just doing jingles. No, but that's all of your skills combined. Look at you stand up.
Starting point is 00:40:41 There's some comedy in it. You're DJ and there's music in it. That's what's led you to this path now of making jingles. Trust the process, Sean. Trust the process, Sean. Trust the process, Sean. You're very good at this and we want to extend the invitation. To you listening to promote a business or something in your life that you want to jazz up
Starting point is 00:40:58 and get the word out there with an annoying song. For free? For free. Wow. Catchy song. Yeah. Novelty parody. to be paid.
Starting point is 00:41:07 No. So let's get to know, Nettie, on 0800 the edge from Fakhatani. Nitti, you've got a exciting life event coming up this weekend. Yeah, we're having a pirate party for my 30-year-old boyfriend. Are you? No, we are. That's cool. So what makes you want a song to celebrate the party?
Starting point is 00:41:32 I'm just thinking, I'm thinking like maybe when the birthday, cake's coming in. We could have like a nice little jingle going on about, you know, having a pirate party at 30 and maybe the fact that I still haven't got a ring after 10 years of a relationship. You know, just a little laugh. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:53 Writing this all down. This is all good stuff. So Nettie still doesn't have a ring after 10 years. So do you want to mask it as a celebratory, annoying, catchy song, but you want an underlining, subtle little push in the right direction of an engagement. Is that what we're...
Starting point is 00:42:09 Okay. Yeah. Okay. Are you up to the challenge, Sean? Yeah. Can I get a little more info? So I've got pirate party at 30. Oh, private pirate party.
Starting point is 00:42:17 That's good. Yeah. Private pirate party. Yeah. Alliteration's good, but these things. At 30. Nettie doesn't have a ring after 10 years. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:26 And what's your partner? What's your boyfriend's name? Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jess. Jess. Jess.
Starting point is 00:42:33 Jess. Jess. Jess. J-E-S-S-S. Oh, Jess, okay, Jess, chest. Okay, Jess, chest. Although Jess, chest. Although Jess could be quite funny.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Jess. Not Jeff, not Jeff. She's happy for Jeff. That's good, that's good. Now, when the cake comes out, you want to, anything else? Any other info you can give me about this pirate party? It's kind of sitting the scene there. And he loves pirates?
Starting point is 00:43:06 Yeah, well, I kind of wanted a pirate party and I've pushed it on him, so. Oh, yeah. So he was a fisherman. So Jess is a fisherman. I love that. That's my favourite. And he met you and you're an absolute catch. Oh.
Starting point is 00:43:24 So, Sean, how long does it take you to make one of your annoying songs for Nitty? Well, catchy songs. Yeah, well, those. And how long did it take Michelangelo to paint the Sistine Chapel? You can't put a timeline on greatness. Okay, well, just for the purpose of radio, what's the timeline? Yeah. Can we play two songs and come back?
Starting point is 00:43:42 Oh, no. I can have it done in 24 hours. A day? Yeah. A day! You don't need a day. What do you mean? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:43:50 What do you need a day? Look at his viral videos. Let the master cook. A day. I reckon he can do it. 24 hours. What do you want? Yeah, I can take a day.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Yeah, thank you, me. I can take a day. Do you want a radio? Oh, you can do all the radio gag next, but you want greatness? You want a song that's going to be a Nettie's head for the rest of her life? Okay, so we're going to call Nedy back tomorrow and you're going to perform this amazingly annoying song to her. Catchy.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Catchy. Catchy. Sorry, you're getting the mixed out. Yes. Yeah. Amazing. Okay. Yeah, great.
Starting point is 00:44:18 I can't believe any extra full day. But yay, okay, let's do it. That's all right. Can't believe I'm doing this for free. Thank you. Wait, how long did it take you to come up with? Car, ferry, ferry, ferry. You just said four different ways of trends where anyone can do that.
Starting point is 00:44:31 That was, believe it or not, that was the fifth rewrite of that song. He's a master. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hear me out. I reckon when it's your birthday, you have a moral obligation that if anyone interacts with you on your birthday, you have to stop the conversation before it gets going
Starting point is 00:44:53 and you have to let that other person know, hey, it's my birthday. And then continue the conversation. Because two of these situations happened to me on Friday, both with people that actually used to work here at the edge. So first of all, I'm prepping for the show in the little producer room next to the studio. And in walks, Jaden, who used to do this show. And he's saying, hello, how are you?
Starting point is 00:45:17 And I'm quite sick. And that's why I got a second time. And I'm like, hey, oh, I've got no voice. And he's like, oh, my God, what's wrong? And the whole conversation ended up being about me and my health and my lost voice, etc., etc. And then later I go home and I'm scrolling Instagram, and I'm on his Instagram stories and he starts to reshare birthday messages. And I'm like, oh!
Starting point is 00:45:37 I had this like 10-minute conversation with him. and not for one second that I acknowledged that it was his birthday. You know what? That's on him. Is it though? Another occasion happened to me on the same day. I'm scrolling TikTok, and I come across this really crack-up video. I'm like, you know who I would love this video
Starting point is 00:45:54 is Chris Parker? And then I'm like, I want to message him. So I send it to him. He messaged me back straight away, and he's like, ta, this is funny. And then we start talking about this video. I'm like, brilliant. He loved it. Great. Anyway, a few hours later, he starts resharing on his Instagram stories
Starting point is 00:46:12 that it's his birthday. I did message to my friend, happy birthday and said I sent him this stupid video and I completely just did not acknowledge the fact that it's his birthday. You know what? That's on them. That should be their prerogative
Starting point is 00:46:26 to make people feel like not awkward now because now I'm like, I messaged him straight back and I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry that I message you about this stupid video on your birthday. I hope it's amazing. And he's like, honestly,
Starting point is 00:46:37 that was my favourite message. So I just think as society, as a whole, as a human race, we, if it's your birthday, should wear a badge or something. Or a hat? Or a some kind of t-shirt. A hat? I like a hat. But I don't, what I don't like, and I think Harrison's probably on board with us, is when it's your birthday
Starting point is 00:46:55 and you have to go up to someone and go, hey, how are you doing? You're like, hey, good, it's my birthday, how are you doing? Why not? I think that's the answer. I know, but it benefits you people, but like the person's birthday, for them it's kind of just like, oh, you just, if you know it's my birthday, you know it's my birthday, you know it's my birthday. But how are you supposed to know when it's anyone's birthday except for social media these days, you know?
Starting point is 00:47:15 Yeah, well, look on it. Well, I'm not going to memorize every single person that I know is birthday. Well, every day wake up and check Facebook and check Instagram stories and just look who's posting stuff. The thing about that, though, is I'm not like Facebook friends with kind of anyone these days, right? Everything's on Instagram and you don't, if they're not reposting a birthday message, then you just don't know when it's someone's birthday. Yeah, and it did just to be Facebook used to tell you, and this all does,
Starting point is 00:47:36 but now it's Instagram stories. Yeah. So I get what you're saying. Yeah, and if it's delayed, it was later on. the day which happened in both of these situations. I'm like, damn it, I've had interactions with both of these people. They didn't know, and it makes me feel like an asshole. So what are your feelings on...
Starting point is 00:47:50 So you want other people to establish it's their birthday, so you feel better about yourself and you can give them heads up. But you don't want to do this research and find out when everyone's birth is. You just want to feel good about yourself like you've put in that effort, but you don't want to put in that effort. No, exactly right. I think either we are a sash saying, it's my birthday. Or if anyone tries to interact with you, just lead it by being like,
Starting point is 00:48:10 Oh, that's my birthday. And absolutely happy to talk about whatever you want to talk about. Oye. Let's reenact it. Say it's my birthday, okay? So Harrison walks up to me at the staff kitchen making a coffee. Sean, you do the sound effects. Oh, you can't wait to drink my coffee.
Starting point is 00:48:23 My special day. Oh, it's my friend Harrison. Hi, Harrison. Hi, Seth. How are you? Yeah, it's my birthday. Having a coffee on my birthday. How are you, mate?
Starting point is 00:48:30 Oh, good. Happy birthday. Why do you want to talk about? Oh, thanks so much. What's up? Oh, no. Dad's just a bit sick. See, that can be weird.
Starting point is 00:48:42 It'd be weird. The floor and your plan because now you've made it all about you and it's really about how it's the bad. Because you look selfish, you know, so you can flip like that. Yeah, okay. Epiphany though, let's just make a birthday app.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Why is another app called my birthday? Oh, you get a notification. You put everyone's birthday in. Yeah, yeah. Oh, birthday app. Oh, birthday app. Birthday app. Birthday app.
Starting point is 00:48:58 Birthday app. We can call it the birthday app. Look, we don't need to come up with the name. I like what you did there of just trying to prompt greatness in the moment. Doesn't have to happen right now. But I do think we all invest in this and try and make a lot of money. Let's do that. Birthday out.
Starting point is 00:49:13 Great idea, Steph. Great idea. Check Facebook. I've checked Facebook right now while we're talking, and there's no one's birthday today that I know. But tomorrow it is, and that's giving me a heads up. For someone. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
Starting point is 00:49:27 The Edge. Popcorn. Phones off. Another trailer. Harrison's Movie Corner. Oh, guys, I watched three movies this weekend, and I'm going to review them all for you. The catch this week is that I watched them all on neon.
Starting point is 00:49:41 Love Neon Love Neon New Zealand company too I always forget that What in the sponsored post is this This isn't even sponsored It feels very hashtag ad Guys guys my partner works at Neon
Starting point is 00:49:52 And we love neon And everyone should download Neon And stream on neon We love neon Oh yeah It's not an ad This isn't an ad No it should be though
Starting point is 00:50:00 The only reason I was watching Neon And then I really liked it Because they had like Okay this is not It sounds like an ad It's not But you know on Netflix
Starting point is 00:50:06 You know like thumbs Or two thumbs And I go You liked it That you really like this She loved it On the on it's like Choice as, sweet as, like, keen as.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Like they made it, the New Zealified it? I just liked that. It's very good. There's a great, just before the movie, there's a great show on there called Task at the moment starring Mark the Hulk. What's his name? Mark Banner.
Starting point is 00:50:28 That's the character's name. What's the Hulk's name from Marvel? Come on! Yeah, I know. Mark Banner. No, that's the character. Eric Banner. Okay, do your movie thing.
Starting point is 00:50:40 I think it's Mark Ruffalo Oh, Matt Raffalo It is Mark Anyway, continue It's a great much Okay, the first movie I watched Bought to you by Neon
Starting point is 00:50:49 Shout out TVNZ Plus too Like those guys Bored with their dull lives Will Simon and Neil Decide to join Jay In a holiday trip to Australia While Will wants the group To do something intellectual
Starting point is 00:50:59 The Boys only focus on women and drinking This movie's called The In Between is two Oh my gosh Email from Jay As you know I'm on a mental gap here In Australia
Starting point is 00:51:09 Come and stay any time time you like. Hi, men. So funny. It is such a good movie. It's based off the TV show The Inbetweeners, the British comedy, and then they finished that show,
Starting point is 00:51:19 and then they made a movie, and then they made a second movie. And this one, like, it's probably one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. It is my sad time movie. I've bought The In Betweeners 1 and 2. We talked about this,
Starting point is 00:51:30 and we did a road trip recently. I was like, what are my, like, top of all time? The Inbetweens are on there. If you don't like the humor, you won't like it, but if you do, ultimate escapism.
Starting point is 00:51:37 But I just think you, like, it's like, I was having a sad weekend. I was cackling with laughter. But it's just the way they say were, like, brilliant. Or like the way they look. Like, I keep rewining the film to see how they looked. I was like, this is too much.
Starting point is 00:51:50 This is too overwhelming. Yeah, so good. I gave the movie four cheesy garlic. Nanda to five. I love having one of those movies that you just always go back to. It makes you feel happy. It's so funny.
Starting point is 00:51:59 So good. The second movie I watched, when they discover Alyssa's boyfriend has blown their rent money, Drew, played by Kiki Palmer, and Alyssa, played by Scissor, find themselves going to extremes in a comical race against the clock
Starting point is 00:52:12 and this movie was one of them days Don't forget, I have my interview at 4th Why are you still trying to be in corporate? Do your own thing And what's that? Living paycheck to paycheck You bought this okay? You been that girl!
Starting point is 00:52:24 Cizzer! The music artist It's her first ever movie alongside Kiki Palmer which is a great actress I love Kiki Palmer She's so funny So this is just like a classic
Starting point is 00:52:35 Buddy comedy, simple premise What's it on? Uh, neon. Oh, yeah, that's right. They're all a neon. And Siza killed it. She's real funny. She's real funny. Look how she can act as well.
Starting point is 00:52:46 Yes. Um, so I gave that, go watch it. It's very funny. It's a nice, like, two girlfriends, uh, trying to get rent money for a whole movie, but it's very funny. Very silly. I gave that three cheesy carter of five. Okay. Um, and the final movie I watched on Sunday, I had the Sunday Scaries.
Starting point is 00:53:03 You know what that is? Is it after, um, you take things? Yeah, you had a big night. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the old anxiety maybe. Yeah. And I was grieving my dog Elvis. They passed away.
Starting point is 00:53:14 I was real sad. This was before I watched The In Betweeners, too. And I watched this movie. Charlie is killed by his friend Carface Cuthers and finds himself in heaven. Charlie then returns to Earth, reunites with itchy, and befriends Anne-Marie, an orphan. This movie is called All Dogs Go to Heaven. Oh, that's an animated movie. You seen it?
Starting point is 00:53:36 Well, no. Jeez, I was blabbering mess. You can't do this to yourself. It's a beautiful film. Watcher. It's a real sad movie. Did it make you feel better or worse? Way worse.
Starting point is 00:53:43 I gave it one cheesy gargna and five. Your Ravos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, uh, whoa, hello. Am I recording? I am. Welcome to the podcast outro. This is the, uh, a little bit extra, something a little bit,
Starting point is 00:53:58 extras for experts. Okay, so here's something that we didn't cover in the show today. What's a done with my intro? We simply must. Okay, well, it was kind of was long. Well, yep. Um, and got there. Sorry, what else did you need to say?
Starting point is 00:54:08 Enjoy. Okay. Nice. I'm glad we got there. Sean... Yeah, Al. ...is going to meet someone tomorrow morning from his favorite television show of all time. He's a bit nervous.
Starting point is 00:54:23 I'm not. He couldn't be really shut up about it. He's so nervous. I'm not even talking about it. Literally. He's going to meet from the office. Wait, who was it from the office? Creed Breton from the office.
Starting point is 00:54:35 The US office. What's his real name? Creed Bratton. Oh, what's his character name? Creed Bratton. There's the thing about Crete. Right, so this is my favorite character from the US TV show The Office, a show that I've watched nine times.
Starting point is 00:54:46 You get to meet him tomorrow. Back to back to back. And there's one character that's my favorite, and he's quite a small character called Creed. And Creed started off, he's like the older guy in the office, if you've watched it once twice and don't know his name. And he started off as a background character as an extra. And then he was so funny that improvised.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Like, the thing with the office is every third take that improvise it. And he was so funny with these crazy lines and being the crazy old weird dude in the office. Because he was an extra, they never cast him as a name. So they was calling him Creed, which is his actual name. And then he was so good. They kept him in it and they built his role throughout it to the point where he was like a real big character in it
Starting point is 00:55:17 and they did storylines on it. And spoiler alert, he actually ends up becoming the boss at the end of the show. Wow. But he's so funny in it. And he just like built it all from just being crack up. Like he was just an extra who was just so funny. He's 82. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:29 I don't realize. Is he 82? Yeah, he's an old guy. He's an old man, yeah. Fuck, who knows 82. You get to meet... When the office came out, he would have been like mid-60s or shit. You get to meet one of your favorite television show personalities tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:55:44 This is a big deal. Yeah, I'm so excited. You seem more excited than me. I'm so excited for you. This is like if I met anyone from pretty little liars or poor, or the devil was part of the movie, or Emily in Paris. This is like a huge deal. It's like me meeting not Emily from Emily and Paris because it's like lower tier. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:06 It's like me meeting who from Emily and Paris. Mindy's boyfriend. Which to me feels like considering we've interviewed the likes of Justin Bieber and Edgier and feels like quite a low-rank thing to get really excited about. It's so cool. So guys listening, imagine your favourite TV show ever
Starting point is 00:56:25 and Sean gets to sit down with one of them tomorrow and he's like so not even excited about it. I'm excited about it. Let's try and get him nervous. I am excited. I just don't have, you know I don't like, I don't live celebrity to them. I don't get real celebrity obsessed.
Starting point is 00:56:38 It's not about being a celebrity. It's just about loving the person's work that they've done. Yeah, totally. That's what I mean. It's not about being famous. I mean, I know he's not famous, but it's about, like, being so ingrained in your life. Like, Sean gets to meet his favorite TV show character tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:56:53 Yeah, it's exciting, but you can also tell Steph has never seen in the office. Because Creed Braden, hilarious, great actor, very funny. Yeah. How many lines, Sean, do you reckon he said in all the seasons of the show? I reckon less than 100. He's a very small part of the show. But what if Sean embarrasses himself in this interview tomorrow
Starting point is 00:57:11 so much that Creed Bratton will end up going into the office group chat with like Steve Correll and like Mindy Killing and all these people. And then they're like, he's like, oh, guys just met this New Zealander who's like far out. It's so embarrassing. Imagine that could happen.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Nice. That would make me nervous. That kind of stuff's good. I think if that group chat does exist, I don't think Mindy Kaling and Steve Krell are still in it. Whatever. I think it's probably some of the other extras between more characters. Well, let's ask the actor. So do you still have
Starting point is 00:57:39 group chats from projects that you've worked on? Yep. You see? No one's exiting them. Yeah, the... Were you the star of the office a decade ago? Nah. Yeah, I don't know. It was a long ago. I can't believe he's fucking 82. 82. Yeah. What if he dies while I'm into you? I can't believe you don't care about this. What are you going to do with
Starting point is 00:57:55 it? I do care about it. What are you going to do to make it exciting? To be honest with you, I know when I took this interview, I'm not really going to be able to play a lot of it on the show and that it's more going to come from me just being like a super fan and coming in early to do this interview. I'm coming in at 9 a.m. tomorrow. But I think we can play heaps of the interview because I
Starting point is 00:58:12 think the angle is here's Sean's favorite TV show and here's someone who's been on it. Just so you guys know, I'm taking this for me and I'm just going to ask questions that I want to know about the office and it's kind of just for me. I think that's amazing. This is just for me doing the interview. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:28 I have no questions. I just want to sit and talk to the guy for 10 minutes and record it. You can do it in here tomorrow and night and club. Yeah. That we're doing the brief for show. show? No, I've kicked them out. You've kicked them out?
Starting point is 00:58:37 Yeah, yeah. Have you actually? Yeah, we're going to the other studio. It's Creed Bratton. Fucking hell. We're going to the other studio for the last half hour of the show while I do it. That's so funny.
Starting point is 00:58:45 Oh my gosh. Let's get you to say something or do something on our behalf. No, this is what I. Express our apologies for not being able to make it. Oh, sorry, but Steph's never seen the office. Tell him I'm a fan. Tell him Harrison's a fan. Steve's never seen it, but does send her apologies.
Starting point is 00:58:58 I reckon I've probably seen the office like nine times. Yeah. Wow. That's from a favorite show. Like, I love the office. it's great I'm not being so I'm not being so castile
Starting point is 00:59:05 you're doing a bit now because I said nine times and now you've pulled out nine times that she was awfully specific no but I reckon I have I just think it's so funny but I love it
Starting point is 00:59:11 and it's so niche that your favourite character is Creed Bannon yeah as someone else came in from the office I'd be like fucking let's go I love the other
Starting point is 00:59:16 but Creed in and I'm like yeah that would be cool yeah but you've nailed it I don't you want to do it I mean it's not my but like
Starting point is 00:59:23 there's very small character there's so many people in the show that you have to be hooked on to like one person and that's Sean's person Let's put it in the context for you.
Starting point is 00:59:30 You've watched Friends. It's like if Gunther from Friends came in. Oh, wow. Yeah, so like someone wants to talk to Gunther. Someone else doesn't want to talk to Gunther. He's dead now, though, so. Is he dead? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:40 Okay. So it'd be like if it was friends and it was a decade ago. See, if Toby from the office came in, I'd go for that. See, I'd be more interested in talking to Craig than Toby. Anyway, well, let's see how it happens. Tomorrow we're excited. Interview of the year. Thanks guys.
Starting point is 00:59:53 Yeah, totally. Big get, don't fuck it up. Oh, I'm nervous now. Your Arvo's head harder with Sean. Steph and Harrison The Edge Rover Music, radio, podcasts

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