The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #158: The Simpsons movie sequel? D’oh! Harrison finishes the quotes..😆

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

Tuesdaaaay! Sean’s Pirate song for Neri Taylor Swift Gass Up Blitzz! 📢📢 Rainbows End update 🏴‍☠️ 5 Star Fact The Simpsons Movie Sean interviewed Creed from ‘The office’ Steph’s Gratitude Journal 💫 Top 3 (ft. Harrison on buttons) Harrison gets Sean’s advice… Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, thanks for clicking on the podcast. In today's show, I make a regaton-themed pirate song for a listener. Yeah. It was sensational, absolutely. A little offensive at parts, but I think producer,

Sam will beat them out, hopefully. Such a highlight. Also, a massive highlight today was we got out the megaphone inspired by Taylor Swift. You'll hear all about it. But just supplying some motivation to our listeners. Nafano. It didn't quite go to plan, like pronunciation and audible Lee-wise. Yeah, it's a bit muffly.

We've got a massive update on the Rambers' Empire ship, guys. We're getting on it. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Sean, you're a talented, talented man, and you are so, so good at writing annoying songs. So good, man. Catchy. I don't like the word, you feel like you guys have pivoted towards that.

Well, let me give some evidence to our listener final. Okay. So on social media at the moment, there's a bit of a video trending that you made. You created the song for Auckland Transport to encourage people to take public... The bus, the train or the ferry. Yeah, exactly. Public Transport. Bus, train and fury. Bus, train and ferry, bus, train and ferry, bus, train and ferry walking. So incredibly annoying.

That's so catchy. So catchy. So catchy. And I think the best, the catchier songs are annoying because they just get 100%. Why did they have someone come up to me in Tito over the weekend when I was travelling through there? Intido, it doesn't apply to them, the Auckland Transport thing, but they said this is a really annoying song

and it keeps coming up on my feed. So apologies to the end. But it's not only this one. Last year, you wrote a re-empted version of You My Little Boo Thing to the song about the little pygmy hippo, Moodang. You my little moo-dang, a pigmy hippo in the zoo thing. Okay, it's so annoying.

So annoying. But it works. You're very good at this. Millions of years. Like, it's a very niche skill. And so we thought, if this is your superpower, Sean, and we need to fully take advantage of this. So yesterday on the show, we put it out there to you listening

to see if anyone out there wanted one of Sean's annoying songs. Now, I'm going to be really honest, one person got in touch. No, no. Someone also texting about their mechanics. And that person was Niddy. And yesterday we were like, oh, cool, you know, it's not going to take you that long to write Nettie a great annoying. We're hoping through the ads within three minutes you'll come back and perform it to her.

Yeah, because she wants to be. wanted a song about her boyfriend's 30th party that's this weekend. It's pirate themed. It's all very fun. Can't be that hard. But then you drop this. What's the timeline? Can we play two songs and come back?

Oh no. I can have it done in 24 hours. 24 hours! A day! Yeah. A day! You don't need a day. What do you mean?

I don't need a day. Michael Angelo, can we get the Sistine Chapel painted by lunchtime? I still can't believe that. No, you can't rush an artist in their craft. Well, it's been 24 hours. Niddy joins us back on the show this afternoon. Hello. Hello.

God, did you sleep last night or what? No, I've been up waiting. I know, you've been putting in the hallway, gee. It's a long time. It's a long time to wait for an annoying song. Yeah, waiting to grade the homework. You know what? Talk about lack of sleep. I have devoted the last 24 hours of my life to this, Nettie,

and I think this might be my greatest creation yet. I'm excited. Okay, so the theme again is a song to celebrate your boyfriend's 30th birthday. That's pirate themed. It's this Saturday night. What's your boyfriend making of this song that we're all about to hear? He actually only is finding out right now. So I've made him tune in through the Rover app.

And, yeah, he's been played live for him. Wow. We'll see. Is he like at work right now, or is he with you? No, he's at home at the moment. I'm at work. So yeah. Okay.

I'm excited that he's going to hear as well. This is great. All right. Let's hear the full performance next, but would you like a little taste of it? Please. So I've got pirate theme. So you know, the thing is I'll try and mash up the genres with these things. I thought maybe I'd do a bit of a dance track.

And then I thought, no, do you know what works for pirates? Like, almost like a reggaeton kind of thing. So this is just a little clip of the verse, right? Pirate theme party when a man named turn 30, Sipping Pondy rum make the girl damn flirty Fisherman just butt the waters and murky Parrot on the shoulder we're gonna talk to a bird Oh oh oh I think we

I think we drop the accent But it's Caribbean pirate fame Yep you're a six to pack here I can't wait Pirate damn pom my name my name I don't think you can talk like that I don't think you can talk like that You are not Jamaican mate

You're not like us Like rust the slang Skang. I wouldn't look at you and go, Ruster. No, but I'm adopting, you know, it's the character for the,

just doing the voice. I think, I think drop the voice. Yeah, okay. Let's play a couple of songs. We'll come back, normal voice. I love the voice. Keep the voice.

Nelly. Chill down. Nettie. You know the one who's going to get in trouble, Nett. The best part. Oh, God, yeah. Yeah, because I say so far,

Sean, it's not that catchy. I'm not going to lie. I didn't play the catchy part. That's not the hook. You want to save the hook. So that's just a bit of the rap. Well, we'll see. Okay, we'll hear it next.

Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Sean, you have a very niche skill, and that skill is writing, annoying, catchy, airworm songs. A bit like this one. Thank you. I liken that to Ed Shearin. We have... Or Pharrell Williams.

An incredible listener of our, so name is Nettie, and she joins us still from Fokitani. Niddy, you've requested a song that Sean create a song for you. Yeah. Your boyfriend's 30th birthday. It's happening this weekend. Can you tell us a bit about the party before we hear what Sean's been working on? Yeah, so my partner has been a fisherman his whole life. So I thought, what better seem than a pirate party?

And I download always wanted a party as pirate too. So I thought that kind of fit well. And yeah, so everyone's coming dressed as pirates. And we're going to have a few beers. and maybe when I bring the cake out, if this song is as good as I hear it might be, we might use it to bring the cake out too. Oh, that's an honour.

It's an honour for you, Shauna, that's a cake song. Normally is the happy birthday song with the cake. Yeah. This year we're ditching happy birthday. Yeah. Have you guys ever a little jingle-gling bus train theory? We're 30. Who sings happy birthday at 30?

Yeah, it's boring. It's old. It's a challenge because you're asking me to replace probably the catchiest song of all time. I think happy birthday is the OJ. The annoyingness, did you mean? Catchy Niddy. I love Nedy.

I love Jenny. So I've taken this, I've gone and made it, I've made a song for it. I've gone through a few different versions. I've landed on one that's more of like a regaton vibe, and I just did a little bit of it to you guys. You didn't like, I had a bit of a Jamaican skang to it. Yeah. It was great.

You're a Pakiya thing, which is kind of the thing we're just hearing. A little bit Māori, scholarship. Yeah, I wouldn't go around saying that because you're not really. So I think just could be careful with the accents kind of stuff, man. Okay, but it was in the song, like it's Jamaican. I know, but we do work in radio. You've worked in here for 10 years.

I think you know these kind of rules and guidelines around it. Look, I think just vibe it. And I think stick with your original voice. Just me. Just be you, man, you're special. And that's what makes you viral. Not this Jamaican character you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, well, he's had 20... Why not work without a Jamaican thing? I don't know, well, we'll. 24 hours to work on what we're about to hear my opinion it's a little bit ages I could have run this and like one minute but um okay Sean over to you with

the annoying song This one goes out to you Jess for your pirate party Army hearties let's start the party Army hearties let's start the party Army hearties let's start the party Army hearties let's start the party

party all night till a man gets scurvy Pull up on a bad ting round and curvy Ten years in still no ring finity Just me think it's time to get a man's knee dirty Pirate theme party when a man I'm turn 30 Sipping ponny rum make a girl damn flirty Fisherman just spot the waters ain't murky Parrot on the shoulder we gonna talk to a birdie

Army hearties let's start the party Army hearties let's start the party Army hearties let's start the party Army hearties let's start the party Oh wow I'll be honest, I slipped into the voice a little bit. Oh my God. I like the voice.

I'm not going to lie. I like the voice. Nettie, what's your thoughts? It was good. Oh, I loved it. I'm cry laughing in a park at the moment. Do you think it's... It was great.

It was great. The happy birthday song, Nettie, is the Kate guest. Oh, yeah, definitely. I might need the, um, to be sent the Jamaican version privately. Santa party. That's the thing. You're going to keep repeating all the... You're very good. You've got the gift, Sean.

Well done. We can get down to that. We can get down to that. That's cool. Get down to it. You're really good to vibe. Yeah. No, my boss is texting me.

He said I've been cancelled again. Yeah, the boys. Damn it! Add it to the list. Your Ivo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Give us the call right now. If you need a little something, you know, a little bit of motivation.

You need a little bit of loving. A love. A little bit of loving. Yeah, we give a bit of love. Okay. So we love Taylor Swift here at the edge. We can't wait for the new album to come out on Friday. And we've been a bit inspired, actually.

I don't know if you saw guys listening, but on her socials today, she is promoting the new album by giving herself a bit of a rev-up through a megaphone. Yeah. So it's Taylor talking to Taylor saying stuff like this. All right, we are still rolling. We're going to try this again.

Okay. We're elegant. We're luxurious. We're in front of the most beautiful. beautiful pink vinyl we've ever seen. What is going on with the posture? It's giving no girl, not showgirl. What are we doing?

Elegance. Charm. Not that. She's got cat hair all over her. Is there a school we could very quickly send her to? Come on, honey. This is show business. In the studio right now, what do you know?

Hot Harrison, what are you holding? Hot Harrison? I said, did I call you Hot Harrison? Yeah, finally. You didn't say Hot Harrison. What are you holding? The truth comes out. The truth comes out.

Hot Harrison is holding a... Megapone. That's right. Oh, 800. the Edge, call us right now. Tell us your name. That's all we need from you. So what we need, 0800 the Edge and a name,

and you can win a prize as well. And Hot Harrison's going to give you some hot motivation, some great inspiring words to take with you through this Tuesday. This is really a hot megaphone. It's a good old fashion, hot Harrison, motivational Blue. Go to the phones, 0800 the Edge. Is your name, Brooke? Yes, it is.

Hello. Hi, Harrison, we've got a Brooke here. Brooke, welcome along to the Blue. I'm sorry. Could anyone understand that? Yeah. Okay, well, let's keep trying as Harrison plugs in the batteries into the megapon. He's just dropped it all.

Lisa, from Lower Heart, Keota, Lisa. How are you? Fantastic. How are you guys? Oh, Lisa, we're pretty darn good as well. But Lisa, let's get you even better than fantastic. With a good old motivation, listen. Lisa, you haven't been doing so well.

It was so pouty. You don't matter what you have to have to sexy freak or one. It's really hard to hear, isn't it? That's it? Yep. I said you're doing it really well. Did you catch that, Lisa? Yeah.

Yeah. Do you know what she's saying? Yeah, yeah, he said he wants one more girl up in here. Okay. Motivation. I'll translate, Taylor. He said number eight's coming in on the inside. It's a soft track today.

Number eight's really good for that. Also, the meat raffle will be drawn at five. Sean, I didn't say that. I said, I said, but I'm not a good place. With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We are bringing the iconic pirate ship back to Rainbow Zens. In a way.

Yeah. In a real loose way. Well, cast your minds back to yesterday when I shared the good news with you guys in the nation that the iconic pirate ship is coming back to New Zealand. I got removed in 2017 from Rainbow Zens. Why was it like a health and safety issue or something that it's got removed? See it's a lot of theory. Because there's three iconic rides to Rainbow Zend.

The log flume, the gold rush. and the pirate ship. And I feel like they were like, not enough people are coming around Bersen, let's ditch the pirate ship and make more thrill-seeking rides. And so they put in thrill-seeking rides, but people are like,

we don't care about those. We want the pirate ship back. We want the nostalgia of childhood back. So eight years later, they're bringing back the pirate ship, guys. God, we are so excited about this. So exciting. It's so exciting.

I mean, the experience of the pirate ship was like nothing else, waiting in the line, seeing the pirate ship go backwards and forwards and backwards and forwards, and just hearing the screams, the excitement of everyone on there, waiting your turn, and then running to get the best seat,

which was always at the very either end. Yeah, because you go the highest. Yes, you start in the middle, it's easy. Easy. And you work your way after seats. So many good memories from it. So I've never ridden it. I got robbed.

I didn't move to Auckland before it was taken off, so I never got to experience it. You got robbed of a childhood. I know. I'm excited. So what's the update? We've reached out to them and gone, hey, we'd love to help you guys open it.

We'd love to almost put, you know, as I said earlier, bring it back. Yeah. Even though it was their idea and they're going to do it anyway, but like maybe cut the ribbon, maybe do a whole thing about it. I'd cut the ribbon and smash a bottle. I'd love to smash a bottle. We should definitely smash a bottle. Like true pirates.

Yeah. Like a nice sarah. We have to involve ourselves somehow on this. It has been so long without the pirate ship at Rainbow's End. But we have tracked down a listener of ours who was on the last ever pirate ship ride. Really? In 2017. Did we find somebody?

We found someone. Oh my gosh. Welcome to the show, Anna Mae. Hello. Hello, how are you? Good, Anna. Tell us everything. How was the last voyage?

What happened? It was memorable, you know. I'm going to be honest. It was still scary as when the first time I went on it. I was like, you know, kid. But I was 18 at the time. And yeah, nah, fear was still there, eh? It was just

Did it still just go like left and right? Yeah, yeah, 100%. You thought at one point it might go all the way over But then never did? Yep, always. Where did you sit on it? Where did you sit on it? Oh, at the top.

It's the best spot! Wow! Have you walked around every single day since then going, man, my life sucks now because that happened and it's never going to get back to that high of heights? You know what? I would rather go on the pirate ship

in the Straitosphere. Same. Thank you. Same. Why they're bringing it back. A thousand times, same. Anime, did you know on that last voyage back in 2017, that it was the pirate ship's last day?

Like, had they announced it? I wasn't aware of it myself, to be honest. Oh, that would have been hard. Yeah. I had been up north to see family and I was getting back down in Auckland. So I wasn't aware of it myself. But then, yeah, I heard about it. I was like, oh, well, thank God I went on it.

Wow, in the nick of time. It's like attending a funeral, but you didn't realize. You thought it was just a party. Yeah, awkward. I think we really need to get, and other listeners and people, we need to get anime on the new voyage of the new ship. Anime, would you be down? And up and down and up and up and down.

Nice, nice, nice. As many as many times as I can, let's go. Yeah! Settle down. Anime, let's get you on the team. Would you be happy to dress up as a pirate? Oh, yeah, go on. Yeah.

You have to be pirate tired. Okay, we're putting together a troop of pirates to ride this new ride. We still haven't heard back from rainbows then. It's important that we stress that. We have not heard back from them on whether we can do it or not. But we'll be showing up. And you'll be with us. It's a free country, Sean.

We're going to be on the bloody ship. Okay. Just might be a few family bundle that we have to buy us and have a few tickets. But we'll get on that ship. All right. Army hearties time to party. Our Ravos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

The Edge 5-star fact. This is the part of the show where I bring a fact to the team. Harrison, Steph and listener guest judge will rate it out of five stars based on how good the fact hits with them. Yeah, and our guest judge today is Brooke. Hello, Brooke. Hi, brook. What kind of facts do you like?

Brooke, what genre? I'm not sure. Anything, really. Oh, that's good for you, Sean. I love that casting a wide net. Should take any fact. Okay, well, remember, Brooke, we're looking for a few things as the judging panel. looking for a fact that blows our socks off

and its originality, its performance, and its shareability. We want to hear a fact that's so amazing we can't wait to share it with everyone we know. Yeah. Okay? Yeah. Today's factors. Police in Japan are taught to really resort to violence.

So if you're drunk or violent in Japan, police will take a plastic sheet and roll you up like a burrito. Then take you to the station and let you calm down. like glad wrap they'll take a plastic sheet like a tarpole in and they'll wrap you up like a burrito so that you can't hurt anyone with them

and then they'll just carry you, put you in the car take you to the station wrapped up It's like an adult swaddle Exactly Of the babies Yeah It's like when you scratch themselves Yeah

Get out of the bath as a kid Yes Wrap you up Okay Now when you said they People in police in Japan Really use violence Did you mean

Rerely? Rerely. Really? Really? I thought he said really. Really? Really? I was like, oh, what are they going to do

is like, oh, they'd be having a little shade and put you in the car. I was like, oh, that's not very violent. Rarely. Rarely. Huh. Yeah, and a person from Mavicaa would have nailed that because of the Rural, the Ruerrearly.

Yeah. Brooke, what did you think of that fact? It's quite an interesting one. I've never heard it before. Thank you, Brooke. That's originality. Good originality points there. Anything else.

tickling you with that fact, Brooke? Quite a funny one. It's quite a funny. Can you hear that little chuckle there, Sean? I think she finds it a little bit funny. Is it something you'd share with others? Maybe my partner, but that would probably be about it. So one person?

One person. Well, you never know. Brooke, you might, you know, a colleague goes, hey, you know, I'm going on a holiday to Japan next year. You go, hey, did you know, if you're a bit drunk and violent, they'll wrap you up like a burrito. Or they'll wrap you up like...

sushi. Oh, that actually would have been better. That would have been way better. It would be more appropriate. Or like a joint. I think it's still illegal there. All right, out of five stars there, Brooke, what are we thinking? I'm going to give you a solid 4.5.

Jeez, Brooke. That'll make you really feel. Generous. I'd agree with Brooke. I reckon about a four. It's about four for me. Really? Yeah.

1.5, man. Oh, come on. A bit of a stinker. Thank you, Brooke, for being our guest judge. And Logan, I love your message through on 3343. I'd get arrested on purpose, so I felt loved. And to Jasmine, you said the fact sounds enjoyable, to be honest. Okay, appreciate.

One of people lonely wanting to be wrapped up like a burrito. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Very, very exciting news today for fans of... Futurama. Oh, no, this sounds, the same sense. Family guy. Oh, sorry, we're not allowed to joke about the time.

Sorry, toy with the name of this movie. Now, big announcement. The Simpsons movie 2 is coming out today. Now, I, it's not funny, it's actually quite a cool thing. I consider the Simpsons movie, the greatest animated film of all time. It's one of those movies that, I know, and The Simpsons also the longest running TV show of all time, but you don't even need to see the TV show. You can just watch the movie and go, what a great movie.

Steph, you haven't seen it, day. Never seen it. No. No. Join you've seen it. Yeah, it's a good movie, yeah. I liked it. I actually preferred it to the TV show.

It was good. Yeah, it's a great movie. So the sequel announced today, when is it actually coming out? 2027. Oh, so you've got ages to wait. But the original, like, it's been like years and just, everyone was not a second one. 2007 it came out. And so that was like quite a sad time for me because my Nana, like we, it was 2007.

I was at the hostas with my Nana and all my cousins. And then we go to the movies to distract ourselves. Oh, let's go watch a movie. The Simpsons have got a movie. We watched the movie. Incredible. I remember it so well. We go back to the hospice.

She passed. So I watched The Simpsons movie while she died. Oh. And for some reason, with memories in history, or whatever it is, or my heart, I now have fully memorized the whole movie. Like, I can't quote anything from any other movie or TV show. But The Simpsons, I think because of my Nana, I know the movie like the back of my hand.

It's my favorite movie ever. Wow. How many times have you seen it? Oh. I reckon over 100 Because then we brought the DVD And we're like Oh, let's mean my brother

You should always watch it Because it reminded us of Nana So now I know everything about it I know the whole story And every single line So I thought Maybe you guys want to test me Oh, oh well test you

All right Well test you make a claim like that Yeah You know every line of the Simpsons movie For my nan 100%. Well if you get any of these wrong She's gonna be very very disappointed Yeah, she'll be rolling in her earn

I don't know if that What happens? Oren's role Alright so we have pre-prepared We've got like six of these Simpsons The original movie quotes The first half Right

You're going to hear the first half We'll pause the quote And Harrison if you may Please finish the quote 100% Let's start it easy for you I think everyone Even if you haven't seen the movie

We'll be able to quote this one Peter pig Spader Pink Does whatever a spider pig Does Can he swing On a web No we can't

Because he's a pig Peter pig Spider pig Does whatever a spider pig does Can he swing from a web No we can't He's a pig Look out

Easy That's too easy We're gonna harden it up a bit Okay sweet Alright finish this the Simpson's quote I was elected to lead Not to read I choose three

Sorry what was that That was all that was a we needed from you Sorry quick I was elected to lead Not to read That's good. Okay, another one. Two for two.

All right, here we go. Marge. You have to go out there. Face that mob and apologize for what you did. One more time. Oh. I have to go out there. Face that mob and apologize for what you did.

Nah. But I don't like mobs. Have to go out there. Face that mob and apologize. apologize for what you did. I would. I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you.

No, we won't. No, we won't. Yeah, okay. Yep. Yeah, that's what we did. Okay. What about this one? Before we eat, don't forget to thank the Lord.

For us boundiful. Penes! Before we eat, don't forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful. P penis! Amen. That's pretty good. That was pretty good.

That's pretty good. Okay, one more. Okay. Hello, I'm Tom Hanks. This is a great part. I can't remember the movie, but I recorded this earlier. It made me laugh. Okay, one more time.

Hello, I'm Tom Hanks. Hey, come into me. Wait, what are you saying? Nan. Are you asking your Nan to come. Okay. Nan, come into me. I don't know if you should say that.

Come into me, Nan. I'm not sure if you should say Nan come into me. Thanks. I think he's performing a science. Come to me, nanny. Come to me, nanny. And I'm an actor. Anything?

What? Is that the line? Yeah, yeah. Oh. Hello, I'm Tom Hanks. The US government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine. Oh, you ended up coming to you enough.

Oh. She. That's sikes for my man. Hey, you're doing a great job, Harrison. Far out. My favorite movie ever. Oh, man. She hated me, though.

She did. Okay. Okay. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. This one is for all the fans of The Office out there. God, what a TV show. What a show.

And also, because I've never seen The Office, Sean, apologies. Also never seen The Simpsons Harrison, Apologies. But I reckon, like, you had the opportunity, Sean, to interview someone from your favourite TV show of all time. I think everyone listening, regardless of whether you like the office or not, can relate, or can like put themselves in your shoes. Like how exciting of an opportunity that you were presented with. It's huge.

Exactly. I came in early this morning. Bright and early, I actually had to get in right after Clint Megan Dan's show. Just like jumping right after them to interview this person. 10 o'clock. Yeah. 9.30. Yeah.

Anyway. Creed Bratton is his name from the office. So do you know who that is? I do not. Harrison, you know who that is? Yes, I do. He's a funny character in that show. Doesn't say much.

No, small character. Small character, but hits every time he speaks. So, to relate it to Friends terminology, Steph, you're a big Friends fan, like Gunther from Friends kind of. Oh, epic. Or like, yeah, a reoccurring character who has small moments. If Gunther is sadly passed away, so not quite the same. But I totally get it.

And God, I was excited for Sean than Sean. Yeah, you were. Like, I was first thing for you. You were going to be interviewing one of your favourite TV stars of all time. And I was like, no, try and be cool. Try and be cool about it. Um, I don't think I was that cool. This is my intro of meeting 83 year old Creed Bratton from the office.

Creed Bratton joining me from the Office US. Um, now you might not, look, the crowd goes wild out in the studio and there's a reason for that, creed. The office, I think, has been such a big part of my life. I've watched the entirety of it nine times. Yeah? And you are my favorite character from the office. Shucks. And I'm not just saying that because you're here.

Oh, yeah. I'd say it to your face if you weren't, but you are. You're my favorite character. I've even got some clips. People don't quite know who Creed is from the office. If it gets out, they won't let me scuba. If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What am I working toward?

Now that these Creed have come from a compilation on YouTube called Best of Creed, which has 19 million views. Oh, really? Is that all? And it's just you. That's all with the views? Is there a... This isn't a joke.

Is there a third person in the room? That's tough to listen back to. You sound nervous. Very nervous. That's really tough to listen back to her. Seriously, was there a third person? Was that you? Was that just you and Creed?

And that was his fake laugh as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was my fake laugh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm not joking, man. So who else was he laughing in the room? No, I'm so nervous. Yeah, it's me.

I'll tell you what, I did bring a third person into the room, though, because I was so nervous. I was filming my way through it. I was like, God, I'm so nervous. I've interviewed Jack Harlow, Katie Perry, Lewis Capaldi. I've never been as nervous as I was sitting across from this guy. And my best friend of 20 years, Brad, me and him, a big part of our friendship, has been bonding over the office. We watched it together.

Our whole life, we lived together five years is all we watched. It got us through lockdown. So he actually came in early this morning to witness the interview live. So at some point, I just brought him into the chat. I'm going to bring my friend Brad in on this. Come in, Brad. This is my best friend. doesn't work here. He's coming today.

Me and Brad have watched, he's been my best friend for... Yeah, again, I just kind of say the same thing, but I just brought my friend into interview him. Wait, that's so weird. Yeah, you're the professional interviewer, Sean. And you're also interviewing your idol. Why would you let anyone else be a part of that? He was so excited, he was watching it. I was like, probably behind. You also? It's cute. Yeah, Javos.

Yeah, hello? Sort of Sean and Brad, is it? Hello? Sean and Harrison. No, well, I've been lobbying for it, but... Sean and Brad has a great ring to it. Jordan Brad does have a great record. It does, really does. But then, of course, he had to talk about how he actually got his gig on the office.

If you've never seen it, he's like a bit of a background character who establishes himself as one of the main roles. And his character name is his real name, Creed Braden. He was an extra who made his way into getting a speaking role. I was on the Bernie Mac show and Ken Kwapas came on. He was going to direct the pilot in the first six seasons. And he sent his assistant out and he got some vinyl of the grassroots, my band. and I signed them for him, and then I found out he was doing the American Workplace, the Office of American Workplace, and that was the original working title.

And I'd love the Ricky Chavez thing, so I lobbied because I wanted to be on the show. I don't know if you know the story, but I wrote the character out. I created that character, didn't go through casting, took it straight to Greg Daniels, and he went, oh, you're quite funny. Then he gave me a six-and-a-half-page scene with Steve Carell on the Halloween episode, and obviously I did all right because here we are. Wow, that's pretty cool. I like that he still wants to talk about it.

Yeah, yeah, sure. People just don't. You know, if they're on something so long, they're on, I can be talking about my music, not about the bloody office that I was on. But lean into it, man, it's huge. It's a global phenomenon. I hope you wanted to do, because that is all we talked about.

You met your idol, Sean. I did. A huge day for you. Oh, man, I'm so excited. Hey, thanks, guys. Thanks for letting me do that, and for playing a little bit on this show. You're avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. So at the moment, I'm trying to find things that will make me a little bit happier. Because, I don't know, people listening out there, you might be able to relate to this, especially parents. But you're kind of running half an empty tank at all times. I'm stressed. I'm exhausted. I've been a one and a half-year-old at home. And it's one of those times in life where I just feel like I'm bad at my job.

I'm bad at being a mom. Awful self-talk. So I've decided to do something to help and that is write a gratitude journal and I started last night. Nice. So is that just where you write things you're thankful for? Basically, yeah.

Oh, that sounds helpful. Yeah, it's like trying to find the little parts in your day or parts in your life that you can write down and then it kind of retrain your brain to look for the good stuff, not the bad stuff. And to be grateful and thankful and it's just supposed to make you happier,

improve your mood. So that's what I've tried last night. So I'm going to run through some of my entries to what I'm grateful for at the moment. And I would just would love to know from Sean and Harrison if you feel like I'm on the right track if this is kind of like the thing that I should be writing about. Great. Absolutely.

Okay, my first entry. I'm great for that. I cooked eggs this morning that were a week over their expiry date and I only had a sore tummy for only 30 minutes. Okay. Yeah. That's a good.

I think it's a good thing. thing to be great. It's a lot of expired for, you are rolling that dice. 30 minutes, not bad in the scheme of things, especially for eggs. I'm so grateful. They didn't smell. Yeah, it's a good start. Okay.

I'm grateful that if you look at the side mirrors on cars, like right now if you're in traffic, if you look at the side mirrors and all the cars around you, they start to look like little wings, like as if a hippo had little wings that were too small for its body. And it's just fun to imagine. I think with this gratitude journal, I'm... Have you done that, though?

It is fun. Yeah, no. You look at the side mirrors next time you're driving. It's very, it's like you imagine like a big hippo with length. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, these are the things in life you're most grateful for. Yeah. I'm just a bit confused on the specificity of what is going into this journal.

With the things I'm thankful for. Like the next one. I'm grateful for my body. Even my nose that's running and my feet that is smelling. Make that make sense. Okay, that's... That's more on, yeah, that I feel more accurate. I'm still wanting to hear about your son or your partner or your dog or your house or your job.

Maybe something nervous up to open a door for you, made a cup of tea, I've got another one. I'm great. Strangerly have something nice. I'm grateful, this is great feedback, but maybe, um, okay, what about this one? I'm grateful that I'm not a fish because honestly I don't know how they handle all that swimming without getting thirsty. But drink the water. Is this a book of short jokes?

A fish. Jokes? Are you joking me? Like, no. A bit about the feet in the nose and a bit about fish drinking to a short-star facts. I'm also super grateful.

I'm so grateful that laughter is the best medicine because I don't know about your GP but mine's charging like 70 bucks. Yeah, I feel like it's a book of jokes now. It's a bit of comedy. Maybe I'm just naturally funny. Hmm. Anyway, I'll keep writing

and it is honestly making me feel better. Is this meant to be a tabletop book eventually? You're going to try and sell it? No, no, just like a reflection book. I think you want to try it. Just find the best things about your day, the things you're most grateful for. Like, I'm thankful for automatic doors.

So you don't have that awkward moment of holding a door open for somebody. That's too far away. And then they have to do that little, like, run walk thing to try and make it in time. Love automatic doors. Yeah. Hey, if it's really confused, Steph. Yeah. What a way to say. Feeling better.

Exactly. Great. I would have loved to feature if it doesn't. It's not about me. We'll see. Okay. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It's that time of the day.

The time to get your news. Brought to you by... When your email got significantly less sexy. When you went from Hot Mail to Gmail. And presented by When I chop onions, my eyes don't water because I'm ginger. It's the Edge Top Three. Is that a real fact?

Yep. Wow. Oh, that's crazy. And... Sorry. Uh-oh. No, we're not giving Harrison the buttons again, are we? Here we are.

Is that it? Is that the YouTube video of The Turtle? Oh, have you seen it? So, um... The top three is a part of the show where I bring three topical news stories, things that are happening in the world right now. Fun little kind of light-beat things. We kicked them around the room.

Harrison has always wanted to have some buttons on the show. Jaina! So I thought this is a great way he could we bring him into it and he's got his buttons and, me, you can do the kind of serious stuff. Okay. So you guys talk, I was going to do these. You're on sound effects, Harrison. Yeah. Sean's on topical news stories.

Yes, needs sound effects. Okay. You're on... Oh, I'm just happy to be here. You're a co-hosts. Sure. You're a Hillary Barry to my Mike McRobberts. I'm genuinely worried, but go ahead.

One. New data has shown. that fecal contamination has been found in most rivers and water sites across New Zealand. With two-thirds of lakes rated poor or very poor in water quality. You don't want to do one. Sorry. I'm not going to lie, Sean. It's really distracting.

No, just normally, don't pause for anything. I'd like, you don't know when it's going to come. Ow! Okay. What do you think about that? Two-thirds of rivers and waterways. Sorry, I missed the story completely. Oh, two-thirds of water and New Zealand's full of poos.

You can't swim in it. Oh. Yeah, yucky. Yeah, that isn't. That isn't nice. Two. This was very, I found this interesting. A Texas man's suspicious order on delivery easy resulted in them finding out he was kidnapping someone.

So this man ordered on Deliver Easy, bleach, garbage bag, zip ties and a hatchet. What, I mean. Yeah, what an idiot. What an idiot. And this delivery driver was like, hey, 911, I think someone might be held hostage here. Wow. Not in that way.

In a dangerous way. Oh, sorry. It was to a... It was to a motel as well. So the cops went there and... And he was definitely being held hostage and that was... That's so crazy.

They got him. Amazing. Yeah. Your third story in the top three with Harrison providing sound effects today. Three. A rare native bird in New Zealand called the...

I practiced this. Putekeke. Put-Tickey. Oh, that's the bird that John Oliver campaigned after further a year a few years ago. The Pru-Tickey, yeah. The Poo-Tiki-Tiki, yeah. That's it. Anyway, a put-tikiki that had swallowed a fish hook, got surgery recovered and was released back into the wild today.

Aw. Adding to only the few hundred that are actually still around there. So, it's a beautiful. John Oval will be happy. It's a beautiful bird. Another one's saved. It's the Edge Top Three. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean.

And Harrison The Edge So guys I need a bit of advice from you both from both, yeah but specifically Sean but Steph feel free

to give me advice on this too It does seem sexist It's, trust me it's not a sexist thing It's about domestics Oh Oh god I feel like I keep misusing that word

It's about what Just being in a relationship Yeah Okay maybe just say that It's about relationships What is domestic Domestic means When you're like

Arguing heaps with your partner Oh Yeah that would be like No violence happening Nah, are you bickering? Nah. Oh, well then I wouldn't say domestic. But it's about my partner.

Okay, yeah. So she went away for a week, back home. Well, domestic, so she went for a domestic flight. Oh. Yeah. Okay. For sure. So she went domestic back home.

Yeah. And I was living by myself for like a week. So I was cooking whenever I wanted. I was cleaning whenever I wanted. But I didn't really clean or do much washing until like the day before she came back. And so I had, I was just, I was just shooting out loads. Just loads for a whole day.

Back to back, to back, to back, to back. My whites, my blacks, my colours, my blankets, my towels, my sheets. So much washing, guys. And I'm doing all this, and I kind of lose track. And then the next day, I wake up, she's not there, go to work, a comeback, she's home. I'm like, oh, great, thank you. and I like go to the wash machine to put the towels on

that was sitting in the machine I opened the machine there's nothing in there weird I go babe where's all the towels gone it goes oh I folded them and put them in the laundry cupboard

I was like you follow them in the laundry cupboard just like yeah I'm like but they but they weren't clean I didn't think I'd wash them and she said no I thought you put them in the dry I was like, now, no, I put them in there because there's no room

because there's so much washing. There's no room to put anything else. So I was like, I'll just shut them in there and I'll wash them when to get back home. And so I run upstairs, over the laundry cupboard, sniffing all the towels. Just sniffing all the towels. I'm like, and it's screw with my mind, guys, because I can't tell if it's clean or filthy. Like, I can't figure it out. I'm like, babe, come here, she smells it.

No, I can't tell either. We can't figure it out. My big question now is do I put all those towels back into the washing machine or have they already been washed and dried and folded? Because I can't remember. What's your advice? Why is this specifically for sure? What's your advice, Sean?

I would say wash all the towels. Would you? Yeah, because mentally for me, every day I'd get out there and go, oh, this might be a dirty towel that I'm using. I don't know if I could live with that. So I'd just rotate them through it. Three loads, get what your tails on. Bang.

Bada, bama. Okay. If this is a joke, if this whole thing's going to a joke, about how I didn't wash my downstairs. No, it's not a joke. I just don't think the cloud towels are clean. I think they're dirty. I was asking you if that's okay because you don't wash your cock and balls. Now I see why it's specifically for Sean. Yeah, like, is it like, great. Yeah, that's all I does is what I can do.

So you're putting to say, you're putting to say, you're putting a real, Harrison? It's real, but you're probably going to say, don't wash them, right? And she's probably going to say. Wash them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, don't wash them. We've even watch you downstairs either.

Yeah, of course you're out of. It's ridiculous. This radio show is ridiculous. You set that whole thing up. It's not as shit, I thought I was here for you, man. You feel free. Animal. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Hey, hey, I hope you enjoyed the podcast today. This is the podcast outro, a little bit extra. Something that didn't make the show. Just a little opportunity for us to catch up, really. We get so busy through the day. Barely gets to talk to each other. Hey, before you get into what you're,

want to get into, Sean, if I could just get into something before you want to get into that thing. Please. The thing I want to get into is just a really great Mahi from the two of you in our latest video, Edge Arvo's, talking about my boobs. Oh, yeah. It's doing very well. Had some great feedback. If anyone out there has missed that, then Edge Arvos, it's the latest little video up there.

And, oh, it's a good one. It's a dozy. Go check it out. I sort of voice something quickly as well. Steph and I had an audition before the show today. We had callbacks. Callbacks, we do one audition. If they like you, they narrow it down to like a top five or so.

Then you get a callback and you go and do it again with a producer and stuff there. So me and Steve both had an audition today. I just want to point out something that happens when I get nervous and for an audition. Claming. Nah. You don't get clammy, though. Of course. I am a bit clammy during life and during an audition, yes.

But don't look. I get one. Sweety armpit. Oh, wow, really? Which one? One. Let's see. Guess, guess.

I reckon he's just covered both armpits and I think it'll be your, oh, are you going left? I'm going left. Oh, then I'll go right. Okay, well, what? This happens every time. I'm going, fucking hell, I've got a fucking sweaty armpit because I'm stressed. Yeah. Just one.

Let's see. One's a little bit sweaty. Oh, yeah, a little bit. It's not bad. That's like standing up hot. What material is your top? I don't know. Sweat material.

Check this bad boy out It's thick, you sweat right through it Oh Oh, I know! It's like you've sweated through a towel. Look at it! It's such a difference. I know, but I just every time

I get a sweaty, a left sweaty armpit for any audition, it fucking sucks. Wow, I've never seen... What of the science behind that? You can see it when your arm is just down, you know? Cheers. You can see it. I know.

You can get Botox in your armpit and that will stop the sweating. I don't really want Botox in my armpit. Yeah, it's a bit frown. It's a minute, this is disgusting. It's dry it out now. I'll be fine. That's dried up. That's drying up.

Oh, wow. It'll get worse. Wow. I know. How? Are you going anything under that? Because it's quite a jersey, like, fabric. It's really, really hot.

Yeah. Do you guys ever get sweaty armpits? Yeah, I get cleany hands. Yeah, I get sweaty armpits sometimes. Yeah. Do you not get sweaty umpets? Ever? I guess like a little bit, but it's not, like, super noticeable.

Maybe it's the hair thing. I don't have hair under my armpits. So maybe it just, like, is a less, a less of a little bit of a little bit. think? Do you reckon? Who's going to make it worse? Do you sweat more if you have hearing armpits? No, I don't think the hair's got anything to do with that.

Maybe I just don't. I'm wearing grey today. That was dangerous, but I'm okay. I'm wearing a singlet, so it's hard to... Unless you guys want to come and dab test. You wear singlets a lot. You wear a shirip. So that might be out.

You're dripping down. And my thing I wanted to talk about was that, you know how I've got a jar of Yorkshire tea, which I keep in my cubby here at work. Oh, yeah. Special tea. Yeah. I forgot, to be honest, I forgot you had that, but yeah. Okay, yeah, that's okay.

I don't expect you to have that top of mind. But no, the tea they have in our break room is just not great. It's very, I call it gumboot tea. It's very like, it's your break room tea. They really go on cheap on the tea. So I bring my own, Yorkshire tea, which is quite an expensive tea. Do you bring your expensive tea from your, is it in your penthouse? And that's how you...

I take it from a penthouse. Yeah. I put it in a jar, like a nice jar. A gold jar. Yeah, it's a little bit of gold, but it's my only gold. glass. It's a jail. Gold speckled.

I've seen that. Speckled. And then I put it in my cubbyhole out there. And then I have a tea every day. And today I noticed, I was like, it doesn't feel, it feels like the tea is decreasing quicker than the amount of teas I have. And then I looked into it. And there's basically only five tea bags left.

But all the rest of them, there are, of my tea bags, but there are like 20 in there and they've replaced them with the cheap ones. So someone has been taking my tea bags and doing a one-in-one-out policy with the cheap ones from the break room and pop in the. in there so I don't notice. That's so much effort. I know, you can go see it. There's like a bunch of random tea bags in there

and then... Breakfast Bulls do some weird shit, eh? These cameras, we could literally investigate. Someone's drinking my Yorkshire tea though and then replace... They've gone through the effort to replace it with other tea bags, but they look so different. Why do I always feel like producer car from Beavich Show

always likes a prank? He does love a prank. He's old school radio. He is. Stop prank and shit, man. He's had a few little pranks to me. I'm like, oh, that's annoying. What's he done?

Well, I still can't find my fucking remote. Why do you think it was him? I know it's him. Really? How do you know with him? Did he say? Well, no, it wasn't even a prank or just an admin thing, but I remember he'd move my treadmill out of the studio every day?

Yeah. And then I kept moving it back in, and then that kept happening, stop moving, but I go, huh, who's that remote gone? Come on. My tap that gears, because I barely do it, but they're still there. Same thing. I'd keep putting it back in all the time. The case of the missing tea bags, I think we need to hudel.

this down tomorrow. I don't know, Sean. You like teabagagagging so much, to be honest. You love tea bagging, Sean. Yeah, I love tea. I should have known this is where it was going. I hope you enjoyed the podcast. Hey, we'll have to do more investigating tomorrow

because actually it's pretty crazy that people are stealing that. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.