The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #160: The teabag episode…😆

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

Thirsty Thursday! Harrison tries to ‘be funny’ at work’ Our cursed work carpark 5 Star Fact Sexy time in public? Sean’s… TEABAG-GATE Is Harrison Yuck? Blind Ranking (Top 5 places for PDA) Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the podcast. In the show today, we talk unique use cases for chat GPT. I learned something. Oh, yeah. We also, sorry, learn a little bit about how Sean's super into teabagging.

And he's a bit mad that someone here at The Edge is dabbling, like, messing with his teabagging. Yeah. Very unhappy. And also, wait to the podcast outro. as we discuss exactly what tea backing is. Actually, that's a good tease. You should really skip it. Explicit, but go to the end.

It's a very exciting conversation. Yoravos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. There's a new study that has come out on theconversation.com. A bunch of professors have written an article on there, proclaiming that humor should not be in the workplace. Now, this is their finding. So they've actually done a bit of research in this.

And they reckon that the downside and failing in humour at work, so you go for a joke and it doesn't work, far outweighs the benefit you get when you actually tell a joke and it lands. So you go for a joke, and if you fail, then it way outweighs the times that it's a successful gag. So even when jokes land, they say that people will take you less seriously and view you as a less effective leader.

So they're really anti-jokes in the workplace, these guys. Would you guys consider me a leader? Yeah, hell, yeah. Thank you. Oh, yes. I think that's 10th for my comedy. Because I'd tell I'm a pretty funny guy around the office, hey. I'm always cracking jokes, trying to make people laugh.

Yeah. And I see we come from... In the way a jester is to a court. Or just like a really professional, like, it's, you know, I'm up there with Chris Rock. Like, I'm quite a heavy comedian. Like, I'm big time. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

But, like, no, I think that I hear what you're saying. But I think for me, I spit out so many good jokes. that if one fails, they're still laughing. They're like, oh, buggy, you failed one, funny. You know, like it. So you disagree in the study? I disagree. Yeah.

Because I think there's so many good jokes. If you fail at one joke, that's okay. They're like, oh, he's still funny. Yeah, okay. I think it's like that. It's not going to ruin you. Well, let's hear it being put to the test because we thought you might react this way.

So we gave Harrison a challenge earlier to go around the office and try and make some jokes with people and then me and Steph could kind of review them and see whether this study was right. Because you guys would like, you would call me like the office funny guy, I? Clown. You see me making people laughing heaps and stuff all the time, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, man. Totally, totally, truly, truly. Yeah, for sure. What's a cow's favourite animal? I don't know what. Moodying. Oh, yeah, that's pretty good. The hippo?

Yeah. Mooding. Yep, got it. Do you want to laugh? Huh? Did you want to laugh? Ha. Yeah, it's forced.

Okay, interesting. You're awkward. I know, no, I'm not. You're just an awkward person. I'm not an awkward person. I'm not an awkward person. What's up? Talk to me, please.

Are you trying to make eye contact? Trying to make a joke, but I can't even speak because this is the reaction I get. Go. No. Okay, so it sounds like you've made one joke there and you've distracted people from their work for about a minute. Well, actually, yeah, well, there was two bad eggs.

They didn't go well with those guys But you're trying to prove to us right now That the study's wrong That you should attend humour at the workplace Let's see if you picked it up with these ones Have you ever tried peanuts? Yuck Yuck

They should at least wash them first Oh yeah, I get it What's the capital of Thailand? What was it? Bangkok Um You know this is a standing desk right? Yes.

Stand up. You're being lazy as per. I've been here since six. Okay. Since six? I don't know. He just bowled into the office. I'm not being mean to the team, but they're a bit off today?

They were off. Yeah, they're a bit off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think, I mean, the Bangkok joke's a classic joke. It just happened to be a woman. They did the joke too. I didn't quite land. It's way better with a guy.

Okay. Well, your hand usually lands on their testicles. But I couldn't do that. Okay, okay, okay. No, they're not in a good mood out there today. I think that's what it is. Must be. It is.

Definitely. Your Ravos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. So yesterday when I pull into the Edge Carpark, there's a turn that I turn every single day. Done it a thousand times. And I take this turn a little bit too early, and I scraped my car against a pole.

And Harrison, you were away yesterday. We did talk about it. What pole? The pole, just like... There's not a pole in the car park. Yeah, it's not. She says pole. It's like the...

The wall. The pillar holding up a building. Yeah. You shouldn't be driving near that pillar. The entrance by the doorway. Yeah. Girl! I know.

You shouldn't be driving next to that dollar? I know. I said she gutted it. You mentioned yesterday and Harrison wasn't here because I thought... This is the damage. I'm showing a photo now. Oh, it's deaf. You'll be proud of me.

I made her call Jake and tell him her fiancé live on here and he was gutted. He wants to sell the car. Yeah, because you've scratched the door. Yeah. And the bumper. And the bumper. There's two. Not just the bumper.

All along it. The whole... Yep. Can we put that photo on social? Because I actually think you undersold how bad it is. Yeah, and everyone can see my cool hubcaps too. Yeah, well, you need a rim job. Yeah, I do.

There's no hubcaps. Yeah, once again, they don't call it that. So, anyway, so an update for me is, yes, you're right. Sean, Jake saw the damage when I got home after the show yesterday. And if you could, Harrison, just describe this facial expression for our listeners. Oh, um, fear. Fear. You look fearful.

No, this is Jake's. This is Jake's facial expression that he did when he saw the damage. Right. Okay, ready? Try you. Yeah. Oh, like, he's saying like, oh, God. I don't know what you're doing.

Like a cringe? Like a cringe? Yeah. Oh, cringing. He cringed. Oh, no, that's really bad. That's the face. Yeah.

Not the cartoonish face you were doing. That was insane. Jeez. So, yeah, his reaction wasn't great. He was very disappointed. But I don't think it's my fault because I think the car park is cursed. because producer nurse Sam what happened when you arrived at the edge today?

Well, you know how in the front of the car parks they've got the little concrete little bar things? I suppose you like drive up. Speed bump? Yeah, no, like in the car park. The concrete bar thing? Yeah, at the front. Yeah, at the end of it.

Yeah, at the end of the car park. Yeah, so I drove into it and then I scraped the bumper up over the top of it. I was like, oh no. So I reversed and then heard a bit of a clunk and I've like pulled now something metal is hanging off underneath my bumper. You guys have set feminism back a decade at the two of you. You've broken your hunger.

Honestly, I've been trying, I've been trying not to be sexist. No. And then both of you come and go, whoopsie, scrape my hubcapes off, whoopsie, rip half my car off. My swift is just super low? It's a swift, is it? Yeah, it's real low. I've got it lowered. Sam, not.

It's the curse of the car park. It's not our fault. And, I mean, face. Steph comes in and goes whoopsies. Whipsies, scratch my whole car up. Faith is here from, I mean, you live in the Hawks Bay, Faith, but you must have visited our edge car park at some stage to get the bad karma. Because what on earth happened when you had a two-week-old car?

My baby was about seven months old. We were going out for the day, and my old car didn't have a reversing camera. So I looked in my five mirror, and I was like, yeah, that's good, yeah, yeah. And then I looked in the reversing camera, and I kind of hit one of our rubbish bins. And I was like, oh no. But because I brake so hard and I was so already into the bin,

the braking kind of pushed the car forward back again and then the corner of the bin into the house. So I didn't directly hit the house. I hit the bin, which then broke the weatherboard. You broke your house. And I was like, oh, no. Even the way you're describing it, Faith, makes no sense. It's saying it's not your fault.

I was like... It's not. Okay, it wasn't. It's not faith's fault. Faith must have at some stage been into the edge car park and got the bad juju. That's the only explanation. I was driving it away from the house, saying to my seven months old like he could help me,

I'm going to ring Dad now and it's going to be okay. Yeah. Dad will know what to punish him. You drove into your own house, Faith. Yeah. Reversed into it. No, we're all in this together, guys. Oh, my face.

Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge 5-star fact. Give us a call if you'd like to be a judge alongside Harrison and Steph. This is where I pitch a fact to the team. They will rate it out of 5 stars. And Harrison, I'm gutted you weren't here yesterday, mate, because I reckon I got a 5-star.

Today's 5-star fact is A single strand of spaghetti is called a Spaghettio. A spaghetti. I real love it. You can bring it up. You go out for an Italian dinner. Spaghetti's eating all the time. Can I have a spaghetti wrong?

Wow. You have to say spaghetti wrong? No, I didn't. You idiot, it means one. Exactly. How good? I love spaghetti. This is something that is made very frequently in households.

This is a five-star staff. I'm stoked with this, and I also, today, Sean, give you five stars. I unfortunately have heard it before. So I have to mark you down for originality points. No. No. It's a 4.5. See you guys

So Steph Heck man That's the reason I didn't get it What do you reckon This a single spaghetti's called a spaghetti Yeah I really I liked that fact Thanks man

Honestly I'd give that I don't want to be mean I would have given that a five stars Because that's something I'd use If we're going out for dinner I have an Italian A bit like oh you know single that's spaghetti That's exactly

That's one of your best facts Thank you Thank you It's so usable It's so shareable It's great facts It's just you know If we're going to be integral

To the segment Yeah You know you've got to stick to the criteria and one of them's originality. Yeah, she knew it. I knew it. I knew it. But, all right, let's meet our guest judge today,

who might not be so kind in the rating for you, Sean. Emma, Kiyoda. Hello. Hi, Emma. What kind of facts are you after, Emma? Oh, definitely something that I could probably share with my friends and, like, remember easily. Yep.

Perfect. That's the criteria, really, actually. You've nailed it there. Yeah, all right, Sean, no pressure. Emma, did you grow up playing any of the Sonic the Hedgehog video games? Oh, no, I did not. Harrison? No.

Steph. Spiro? Damn it. No, Sonic, he's a hedgehog. The blue one. Here we go. I'll leave you corner just out here a bit, mate. I've committed to it as well.

Today's five-star factors about Sonic the Hedgehog. Oh, I love... Is that Sonic music? I love... I love... I don't know. Sonic the Hedgehog's full name is... Ogilvie Morris Wentworth Hedgehog.

Why do they call him Sonic? I want to know how he got his nickname What's his real first name? Don't know. Say it again? His real first name is Ogilvy, Morris, Maurice, Wentworth, Hedgehog.

Yeah, look, I think that's some kind of funny little thing, you know, like at a gaming expo and they were like, creators, what's his real name? They're like, oh, this is it! Everyone has a bit of a joke, so it doesn't feel cultural doesn't feel like it's meaningful. It feels like a gag, so...

Jeez, what are you thinking? Gema? I like the sound effects behind it, but I don't know if I'd easily remember the name of it, that's all. No, that's on me. I can't even remember it. It's right, GEMMA. It's just not shareable. But you're right, Emma, that it's a very well-performed fact with the sound effects.

That's good, Sean. No, it's okay. I'll be first to admit off yesterday's meth-like high. I'm coming on a slump. Boy, how would you know. Rip the band-aid off, Emma. What are you going to give that out of five? Maybe a two. Sorry, Sean.

That's generous, actually. I'm going to give it a one man, Steph. Yeah, I'll meet somewhere in the middle. I'll go one and a half. No, no, stress it all. Sorry, thank you, Emma. Thanks, James Emma. Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. And do you not bring people together, PDA? Yep. Public displays of affection. Literally sometimes. Yep. Did you hear that joke, Harrison? I said literally sometimes.

Yeah, most times. Because Sean said, anyway. Brings people together. Yeah, yeah. So there's a couple at the moment who, you may have seen this in the years. You're in court because they were PDAing so hard on an in New Zealand flight between Nelson and Auckland that the air hostesses had to pull them apart and they're in court now because of it. So yesterday we opened it up.

We said where's the most public place you've done it? Me and the aircraft changing rooms. On a holiday, in a cave in the car mandal. On a motorbike in the middle of the paddock. Oh. Oh yeah. It got spicy. That's steamy.

You know, I'm always looking at how to spice up my relationship. So, yeah, I'd love to know where anyone listening today has done the deed in public. Yeah. Do you have any stories, Harrison? I do have our story. Uh-oh. I won't get to Zeta. It was a true story.

Mm-hmm. I was down south on a big. beach during the day with somebody and they sat in my lap face to face towel around us for courtesy

and ferries were stopping off on the beach and people were walking past and we'd just sit there and we'd kind of stop they'd walk, walk, walk, we'd move like literally ferries and cruisers were coming in Time of day

one in the Arvo Wow Yeah Who held the towel up Oh me It's kind of wrapped around us Like it's like you know Both of us

So you're on the bottom I'm sitting down On the bottom Down on top facing me Tours courtesy towers around those areas Yeah yeah Ferry's walking with people Wow

Because it looks like we're just kind of like Hugging or you know snogging Were you not nervous that You like Yeah Were you nervous at all I was Like a rabid dog

I couldn't stop I wasn't nervous And I go oh, scary. I was like, now let's keep going. This is crazy. It was crazy. Yeah, it's singular focus at the time.

Yeah, yeah. It's like the plain thing. Like being there on the beach with the ferry people walking past, you're like, cool, this is raunchy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you get excited by it. Well, some texts to 3343.

You can, of course, remain anonymous. But I hooked up at a youth group in the church. Not all the way, but way further than we should have. Someone else, keep me anonymous. We did it on holiday. in Fiji, in the water, on the beach during the day, and the Sofetal Hotel shared bathroom as well. Oh, yeah.

In the water, the beach is fine. I've been to that soft hotel. Those shared bathrooms must get, have to be hosed down. They did the deed, these people are skinny dipping at midnight in Lake Warnaca, and the freezing cold temperatures. Highly recommend we'll do it again. And let's go to the phones, anonymous for a good reason as well. Where's the most public place you've done it?

Oh, they can't do the phones today. Hello, are you there? Oh, are you the Skinny Dipper Anonymous? Oh, hello. Hello? Hello? Hello? What'd you do?

Exactly what you wrote out. What you read out. Aha, you're the Skinny Dipper in the middle of the night. You've got the moonlit lake and freezing cold temperatures. And it still worked? Yeah, it still worked. We were both surprised. Oh, that's love.

Wow. Nothing gets in the way. It was amazing. Not even hypothermia. A little bit of a three-way with you, your partner, and that weird tree that grows out of the lake there. That's the one, yeah. Wow.

So in the moment, what kind of made you want to do it? You know, you can't just be like, hey, let's go home somewhere warm. We were just, we're out for dinner and things got a bit spicy at the dinner table. Curry? No, not curry. A sexy kind of spy house I remember I remember those are fans

Went back to our hotel And then we thought You know what What we haven't done before So off we went To the lake And you were nervous about being arrested Because that would go through my brain

I'm like oh my God They're gonna They're gonna find me And lock me up We did check around To make sure there was no one to see But you know That is what it is

Damn anonymous You naughty thing Your Arvo's Head Harder With Sean Steph and Harrison The Edge I'm launching an investigation into a stolen object of mine

My tea bags You're dilly, oh No Not that Do you find that? Yeah Where was that? You don't want to know

My tea bags Look at this! Look at it! I know, it's actually outrageous I'm going to explain it to you This is a jar I've got full of Yorkshire tea bag It's quite an expensive tea

It's an English breakfast tea. It's a lovely tea. Now this was full with 100 bags of English breakfast tea. See it now? It's half full, right? It's half full. That's about 50 bags missing. See it all down, Grandad.

How many of you had out of those? I reckon less than 10 of these. Wow. Okay, so someone's definitely taking them. But not only have they been missing, because I thought that. I'm like, like you said Harrison, maybe I've just got dementia. Maybe I'm just forgetting when Sean's having a tea and I can't remember. But no, if you take a look in there, someone has been replacing them

with cheap breakroom office tea bags. You can tell the difference. Do you're going to taste that different though? It does taste different. It does taste different enough for some thief to be stealing them and trying to slip in a replacement so that I wouldn't notice!

This is actually incredible criminal work from this person because not hardly are they stealing your tea bags that you've bought in from home. But to go to the extent, of going to the staff kitchen and taking one of the generic, like, yuck ones, and then swapping them. Like, it takes an eugenious. It's genius.

It truly is. And it took me a while to figure out because they've been pushing them to the bottom as well so that it pushed them up, so that it looked like. So they were doing it strategically so that I wouldn't catch on. But now it's got to the point where it's 50-50 mighty bags and, like, what I call gumboot tea, break room tea. And I think everyone listening, I think everyone can relate to having food or whatever stolen from the work fridge.

Like, it's just annoying. like you've bought it from home for a reason and it's yours. So, Sean, I, if you don't mind, am very invested in this investigation. In fact, I'm going to act as your deputy sheriff until we get to the bottom of this. Harrison, you can be my horse. I don't want to be a horse. Why does he have to be your horse? So that's what sheriff's ride a horse.

Oh, I can just be your assistant. Okay, Harrison, you'll be my assistant. So you're my assistant and Harrison's the assistant's assistant. Yeah. Yeah. Feels like we don't need hierarchy here. Can't we all work together? And, um, yes.

And, um, I have done some really good deputy sheriff work, and I've gone around the edge office to see if anyone has any inkling as to who could be the culprit. Who's been swapping out your Yorkshire tea bags for the yuck ones? I haven't seen anything, but it does seem like it's a producer, Carl. I've seen nothing. I'd like to clear my name right off the bat. Nah, but I'm willing to put all my money on it being Carl from the Edge Breakfast, the producer.

I have not seen anything unfortunately, but I've got a funny feeling it is Dan from breakfast. I mean, Harrison always looks dodgy. I've seen him looking more suss. The only thing I have seen is that in a meeting room where we often do, like show meetings and brainstorms, there has been dried tea bags left in cups in that same room. So it definitely could be an edgy. So Harrison's name, the assistant of the assistant. Yeah, that's a suspect.

That's corrupt. Geez, I've never. So with that, we've got a few prime suspects. I think we've cleared a few people from the office. They reckon it's someone who's on air because they do get left in the studio. At this point in the investigation, out of trust and friendship, I'm willing to rule out you two. Ooh, you never, yeah. And that's why you're not assured of it, I don't think, is you never ruled out anybody.

Really? Yeah. Okay, so you two, okay, sorry. Have you never seen a true crime thing ever? It's usually the one who's the closest, isn't it? Yeah. Well, two people who have. I do suspect.

The two young ones. The two young ones who are always... I know, Yaz, for example, from the Edgework Day, has been caught many times. Stealing things from the fridge. When half my butter went missing, Yaz, had been taking it. Cal, I don't know.

But I think we have to investigate them next. Steph, you still got that lie detector? Oh, jeez. I don't know if it works. We'll have to... We'll have to see if it works first, but I think so. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge Cal and Yaz Join us

from the Edge Workday right now we've hooked them up to a lie detector machine Cal and Yaz I'm hooked It's actually wise

everywhere Hello Cal and Yaz from the day show Look what you see in front of you Okay And describe it please A jar of tea bags

Now Nay Not any jar of tea bags A jar of Elgway Slander The most premium Tea available

A Yorkshire Tea Allow me to open it up This was full Not A fortnight to go and I've only had roughly four teas since.

Not only is it half empty now but it's been replaced. Who drinks Yorkshire tea anyway mate? Clearly someone. Well it's not us, okay? Because someone's been stealing my tea bags and replacing them with cheap breakroom tea from the office. After this I'll be teabagging your tea bags.

Jeepers, jeepers. Sorry, that was inappropriate. So, Kellan asked from the day show. We have been on an investigation to try and find out the culprit. And we've been out to the office and it's no one here in the Edge office who has been doing it. But they have been mentioning a bunch of names. Oh, pigs. This is horrible.

Now, some... Was it you? I may have mentioned your names. No, no, Harrison's name did actually come up. No! We'll get to that. But Kalanaz, you have now been attached to a lie detector. Yes.

On my nipples. Yeah, it's just above the nipple. Oh, you can do that? I don't know. I don't feel better. It'll feel better. It'll feel better. Now who knew that the e-jointed a lie detector, but we do, and it works.

But let's just double-check that it's working, and then let's really get to the answers here of the missing teabags. What's your name? Yasmina Co. Yep. Okay, let's check with you. What's your name? Ronald. It works.

It works. It's working. Let's check some other things. Whose album comes out tomorrow, Cal? The girl from Austin and Allie. She does. War Marano. Yeah.

Wow. Oh, God. Good luck. She's the only artist doing it. Yes, what day is it today? Oh, geez. That's not even... Wait, is it like the day of the month?

Yeah, like the day of the week. Like, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. Oh, it's first day. Okay. Sorry. I'm a complicated for doing for reasons. So, seriously. Stress.

This is just a check. It's working, guys. Relax. Okay. Now the big question. And Sean, I mean, you're the tea bag owner. You go ahead. Look at his face.

Bro, lighten up. I'd love if you could take this more seriously. Sorry. This is an investigation that we're currently undergoing. You do have the right to have your lawyer present. Yasmini Niko, have you ever indulged in a milky Yorkshire tea? No, never. I would never reach for such thing.

Disgusting stuff. Truly. Clean! Pass and flying colours, mate. Wow, well, we can all go then. Cal. Uh-oh. Is it true that if you have the smallest amount of lactose, you shit yourself?

Yes Have you ever indulged in a Yorkshire tea Without any milk? No, because who does that? Sean, I don't think there are guys I don't think so either I will say you were drinking a tea yesterday Oh, no I wasn't

But was it peppermint? I don't drink tea, you drink tea You always come in with a tea in the morning I'm sure I guess I don't know what day it is I'm getting really stressed I don't know if that was actually 100% weeks

I think it's the nipple line I think it's there I'm taking them off I'm taking it off now You can take it off All right guys This means yell,

Ye's a shell It's a ship name Where it works If you guys You've had a baby That's your baby's like In the clear Sorry

So that leaves The Breakfast Show Your Ravos hit harder With Sean Steph and Harrison The Edge Somebody's stealing my tea bags Oh

No one gets in the way Between me Sean And teabagging Thank you Assistant Deputy Sheriff Thank you

I don't know The High Rack So you're Deputy Sheriff, Harrison's Deputy Deputy Sheriff. Yes. Okay. Or are we going Deputy Sheriff Assistant? Assistant to the Deputy Sheriff? Yeah.

Yeah. So I've got a jar of tea bags. Yorkshire tea bags are the best tea bags. I noticed today it's only half full. And I have not drunken half of this jar full of tea bags. And then I realized that when I dug through it, someone has actually been not only stealing them, but replacing them with cheaper, low-quality tea bags from the office kitchen.

Now, we've gone through an investigation. Sethson interviewed a lot of people in the office. We recently hooked Cal and Yazz from the Edge Workday Up to a lie detector test, and a few names have come up more often than not. Yeah, and a lot of those names come from the Breakfast Show. Clint, Megan Dan with Ash London, and their producers, Carl Neepia, and Webgirl Bella. A big crew.

Big crew. Now one member of that crew never tells a lie. Nepea. No, he's a good kid. He's a saint. Yeah, yeah. He won't be doing this, so we can trust that he's going to be innocent. But let's call him now to see if he has any intel as to who is taking cruddy tea bags

and swapping them out with Sean's expensive ones. Hello, NEPA's speaking. NEPIA, producer of the Edge Breakfast Show, Sean Stephen Harrison here. This is an investigation. You're currently a suspect. Oh my God. What have I done? Neepia, where were you on the second of...

That doesn't matter. Irrelevant information. Have you ever drank tea during the breakfast show? No, I have two cups of coffee In that black Doritos mug Have you ever witnessed A colleague of yours in the morning time No, Carl usually does

Oh no I don't want to rat her out Oh Her Her? There's only one woman on the show I'm not going to say anything else I can't say anymore

So during the breakfast show When Neipia is here at the edge The Breakfast team is in the studio And in his room The producer suite There's Neepia There's Carl, whose name's been coming up a lot, and there's one other person. Oh!

Digital Girl, Bella! Oh, no, no! The last person you'd ever expect. Bella is so sweet, but she loves a hot beverage. She's all about her marcher. No, I swear Bella's a marcher person. Bella's a marcher girl. Neapia, someone's been replacing Sean's expensive Yorkshire tea with cheapies from the staff kitchen.

Do you know anything? That's criminal. Well, maybe Cal might be sour from his whole salmon scandal thing. No, we've investigated Cal and Yaz, and they've both been cleared of this investigation. Oh. What's one of the breakfast hosts, Neepia, drink tea? Well, Dan has a coffee and Clint has a coffee. What is Ashlandon drink in the morning?

I'm not, I don't know. Neepia, Neepia. No way! I'm just going to be known as the office rat. You guys are getting me in trouble, man. What does Ash London drink in the morning? Water. And?

Maybe cheap. Oh, no way! I never would have called this. I love this. Oh no. I'm calling her right now. Thank you, Neepia. Bye, Neepia.

Just remember, Stitchers get stitches, but appreciate it. Oh, no, we can't call it because they're on their way down to Christchurch, the Edge Breakfast Show for tomorrow. Oh, yeah. So she'll be on a plane. Oh, we'll have to continue this investigation. I feel like I've held an assessment. sneeze. I need to know. Same. Oh, that was perfectly time music.

Yeah. Bam! Oh, not that time. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. But Harrison, good to have you back today, mate. You took a little day off yesterday. Good to have you back on deck. Yeah, thanks. I feel yuck.

Aw. Do you guys think I'm yuck? No. I've never gone, Harrison, yuck. No way. Yeah, all those, except sometimes. But let's break this down, though, because we can't have you, thinking that people are thinking that you're yuck.

They do, though. They spread down these barriers. No, no, no, no, no. Why do you think people think it were yuck? We do the Arvolo every day. Yeah. The poll on our edge of his Instagram. Yeah.

I'm just going to run you through a few of the poles that have lost. Okay. Who is the most dandruff? Me. Oh, those poles that I've won of these poles. It's a loss of my heart. Got you. Who's the most dandruff?

Me. Who is the smelly his feet? Me. Whose voice is the hardest to listen to? Me? Who looks like they've been hit by a truck? This guy. That wasn't a poll we did.

Feels like a poohy did, man. I just feel a bit yuck, and then I said something the other day to you guys, and you kind of screwed your face up, and I was like, oh, maybe I'm a yucky guy. What did you say? I'll tell you in a sec, but I'm going to read out a list of things. Okay.

Then I do, and you guys just, please determine for me for my own well-being, if I am yuck or not. It's quite a horrible thing to call yourself yuck. Yeah, but I think people think I'm yuck, And I want to squash that rumor. Is that a rumor? You have a rumor?

I've heard of people talking about it in the street. I don't think it's a rumor. That stigma. I don't want to be. Sure. Stigma. Mm-hmm. Stinkma.

See, those comments don't help me. That doesn't help me. Okay. Here's the first one. I said this the other day. My towels. Remember my towels were in my washing machine? Mm-hmm.

And I thought they were, um, I didn't know if they were dry. or not, so I folded them up and put them into the wardrobe, into the laundry cupboard. Turns out they were dirty, but I haven't gone back and washed them because they can't be bothered. Is that yuck? Yeah, I think I said at the time I thought it was quite yuck. Yeah, you should wash those. But that doesn't make you yuck. Okay.

It means your towels are yuck. Your towels are yuck. Because you didn't wash them. Yeah. I don't wash my hair for three weeks at a time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Nah, that's all good.

You've got curly hair. When I've had longer hair, I've done that as well. It's good. Get the natural oils going. Three weeks is okay. That's fine. I'd go once a week Once a week

Oppo the dolphin on the show I'd go once a week on that way That's why you got haggard here I think you should Actually that's just genetics Unfortunately I do have haggard here But yeah I'd go wash it once a week

Once a week Yeah I'm not yuck though I Nah no no no Okay Getting a bit vulnerable here This is true All this is true

When I drive Because I'm alone I pick the wax out of my ear And I made a mountain of it on the bottom of my seat and I call it Mount Wax. It's just like an orange pyramid. Sorry. That is revolting.

How much comes out? Lots. It's a mountain. It's Mount Wax. You want to be in a private situation to do the picking. I don't know if the ears and the nose and the wet of it. But it's got to go out the window. Or on a like a, do you have like a...

We need to get Harrison some car tissues. Yeah, I do need car tissues. We need to get you some car tissues. What if we get him a little jar and at the end of the year he's made a candle? I could I could like that chair and fire honestly Okay no that is yuck

But still I would say you're not yuck You're not yuck That's yuck Okay a couple more I pick my nails I'm on the couch at home And I just put them behind the couch It's not a yuck hey

Depends how often you vacuuming Once a week And it's like I'm It's like a vacuuming up a toolbox It's just so many nails It's just so literally It's like a machine gun This sounds like

No No yucky Oh, it's Virgigong, pretty young, man. Okay, final one. I shouldn't say this. Sometimes I get bored of wiping so I just stop. You're nodding like you do. Do you?

Nah, we're all good, eh? You guys are awful. I get the mentality. Sometimes you get sorely like, it's been 10 minutes. Jeez, I gotta give up. Sometimes it just doesn't stop. You just got to give up. You just got to stop.

Yes. Literally polishing a turn. You can't. You can't give up your adults. Don't give up. It's a future Steph problem. It's the Steph like later problem. I've got a TV show to watch.

Hi. I get it. They can wait. I get it. You're not young man. Thank you. Yeah, you are. I'm so Steph.

Thank you guys. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. In time for the Blind Five, this is when producer, Nurse Sam, gives us a category and then gives us five things within that category. And without knowing what's next, we will blind rank them. Alrighty. It's my mic on. What?

Can't hear you. There's just a little Sean Boone there. Nah. Cannot silence our producer, Sean. Watch me. Oh, he's done it. Oh, that's not fun. Sorry.

Good. Okay, so guys, today we're going to blind rank the top five places to make out in public. Pardon me? Well, we did the whole PDA thing previously. Right. Yeah. You didn't. Well, you make that very clear.

I made sex in a beach. Yeah, well, you did. You did. Yeah, we have talked about that couple who's been in trouble for PDAing on a domestic flight here in Ontario. But, yes. It ended up in court. Yes. For heavy petting on an Air New Zealand flight.

Hot. Sorry, producing her same is to clarify. Nauty. We're going to be blind ranking our favourite places that we would PDA? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Sweet.

Yeah. Ready. Yeah, top five places to make out in public. Okay. Yeah, I love it. Number one, Mission Bay in Auckland. You're sitting by the fountain with your Movenpick ice cream, and you're hoping you've not sat on seagall poo.

Okay, so this is quite a public park in Auckland. It's near a beach. Good sea breeze. A lot of seagull. Crap around. A lot of sea gals. A lot of people. I have PDAID there.

Have you? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I think I'd like to go and get into the details. What'd you do? Oh, yeah. Well, enough said it, really? Okay.

All right. I'd love to three it. I'd love to three it. It is quite nice. It's very public. So we'll go, we'll go beach. We'll go, Phantomide the Beach number three. Okay.

All right. Next we've got in a Westfield. In the hallway, leading to the bathrooms, after you've eaten a meal of butter chicken and garlic none, of course. You know the more butter chicken and garlic none. One. How good. One.

Not really, I've not finished, but the more, great. The other person has still got that orange butter chicken sheen around their lips, so you kind of got the ick. One, one, one. Yeah, even better, even better. Even hotter, snacks, snacks. You're saving it for Ron, later on. Am I right?

All right, let's one, passing someone in an alleyway at the Westfield, buy the toilet with a neon shummyana butter chicken around the mouth. Yum. That's a crucial part of this is because you're still, I mean, Indian cuisine is a show favourite, and you're getting a little extra while you're kissing. I mean, what's better? Yeah, we're going to won that.

Yeah, we're going to won that. And we're all incredibly turned on. Yeah, I love it. Oh, I didn't expect that. All right. Next up is at the movies. You're watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, but there weren't enough seats in the row

for you to sit with all your friends. So you and your crush have to sit, like, across the aisle with like a random lady, and she's wearing real big, huge, like, noisy bangles. And then your friends aren't sitting with you, so they'll have to keep checking and looking at you. What? Yikes.

He's saying that she's getting involved in the Bengals down making lots of noise? No, they're just there annoying you while you're there with your crush trying to hook up and then your friends keep looking because you're not with them so they're like, are they okay? I reckon I'm going to five it because Harry Potter Deathly Hallows is a great movie. I don't want to miss anything. I'm not passionate during Deathly Hallows, especially from watching it for the first time. Five.

Yeah, sure. We'll go five on that one. All right. Next up is in the line at a Warriors game. You're surrounded by like rowdy guys yelling up the waz. And then some old creeper, creeper guy like stumbles over and he like starts narrating as you guys are hooking up. So he's like, oh yeah, boy, get it.

Give her a pass. One. Yeah. So we're already filled in one. Two, two, two, two. Two, two. That's hot. I don't mind that.

And instead of like, people will be like, instead of up the wars, they'd walk past you and see your patching and they'll be like, you know. Oh, you're up at why? Oh my God. Yeah, great. Number two? Number two. Yeah, number two, please.

Number two. There we go. All right. And the final one is you're at R&V, but you're really sunburn. Sunburnt ads and you haven't showered for two days. So you're kind of actually hoping it doesn't go further than a patch. Yeah, I think that goes forth.

I'm happy answer to that list. Yeah. Guys, I think we nailed that. Okay. Anyone want to go for a more butter chicken? Oh, hell, yeah. Scandals coming up. What's going on? Got a horned up.

Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, I hope you enjoyed the podcast. This is the outro. A little bit extra, a little bit not safe for the show. And we were just having a discussion off here because someone stole my Yorkshire tea bags, which if you've made it to this point in the podcast, you'd know about.

And Steph asked... What exactly is tea bagging? And Harrison and I have differing opinions on what tea bagging is. Yeah, what did you say, Sean? Well, from like a sexual perspective of teabagging. The teabaggagging is when you dip your testicles into someone's mouth. Which I truly haven't even heard of. What's your version of it?

Tea bagging is dipping your testicles into a glass of milk. And then someone licks it off like a puppy. Yeah. You know, I don't think... A milky balls and then they lick it off because it's got milk all over it. That's where that tea bag come from because you're acting out a tea bag. Well, no. Teabagging would come from your...

You'd be dropping your balls into a glass of hot water. Well, yeah, but you wouldn't do that because it's not nice to look off. It would have nice. It also would have been nice as the testicle. You love milk. I love milk. You drink pints of milk during the show. Bottles.

And bottles. Imagine that. You know what's crazy? Imagine your partner, Jake. Mm-hmm. Here we go. Yep. A bit of a tea bagging, a nice pint of Whitaker's Lewis Road Cranly milk.

Imagine that. Imagine that looking that off of the balls. The thought never even crossed my mind. of a flavoured milk. Oh, you can do, well, that's the thing with it. That's the tea bagging phenomenon. You can do any flavour of milk. Producing a sand.

It might make me like banana flavoured. We've all had our internet privilege has revoked already for doing dumbshut like this. So can you just Google or chat GPT what tea bagging is in the sexual sense and to get back to us? What do you think it is when you, I thought it was when you dip them in someone's mouth. Oh. Yeah. With milk in their mouth?

When you fill their mouth with milk, milk is involved. I don't think it is. I don't look it up. Don't give us the answer. I don't think anyone's actually doing teabagging. Don't give us the answer to Sam, not yet. Not yet.

We'll figure this out. There needs to be something with this. How can we appropriately bring this to the show tomorrow? I remember Sean's not here tomorrow, so it'll just be you and I talking about teabagging. I want to get vox boxes from people. That's where we go around the office and records. What tea bagging is.

Well, we could do this as a little story for the podcast outro where tomorrow you guys go and figure it out. And it gives people an incentive to listen to tomorrow's podcast. To find out the answer. I'll go around tomorrow and I'll interview people what they think tea bagging is. All right. So tomorrow, tune back in for the podcast's outro. Once again, I won't be here, but I will be listening to this to hear it.

Can I just also say what, Steph, Sam, ladies, presumably without testicles. Presumably without testicles. What would you rather dipping balls in your mouth or licking milk off? balls. What would you prefer? Honestly. It's a great question. It's a question that I've often wondered to myself. It's a question that Harrison wanted to leave with last time we talked to a politician

and I said, don't do it, mate. Yeah, yeah. Honestly, sometimes I just fall asleep pondering this, but truthfully... Or is it a bowl of milk that you drink at you? Yeah, I'm drinking a protein shake. I'm trying to get swole for summer. Would you just...

That would be a bit of... That would be in the milk variety? If I put that on my balls... Yeah. Just imagine looking that off. Can we just get you out of it? So that's ruined it. So let's just... That's run this one game. Let's ruin it.

How's that? Okay. So just generic balls covered in milk would I prefer to lick that or have them in my mouth? I'd say... I'm a milk kind of girl. I'd say that I'd look the milk. That's the best, Sam?

Oh sorry Sam, I can't hear you. Yeah, classic Sean. Gosh. No, I would also Can't hear you with those balls in your mouth. Oh. Yuck. It was, thank you, Sam.

Because I was about to get cancelled until you laughed at it and then it made it okay. It just came up. She didn't fucking laugh. She mimed them balls on her now that made the noise of it. Fucking hells, Sam.

Wait, that a trailer. That's insane. Make that into it trailer. There's your fucking trailer. That's fucked. Okay, you're sorry. Milky balls would love. You'd rather lick milk off someone's balls.

Yeah, it would definitely. Nice. Well, what about you guys? It's not like, you know. 100% milk. Yeah, I'd rather lick milk off balls. Yeah, why would you just divm me your mouths with nothing? That's not a thing.

You'd lick the balls. You like milk off balls. That's what's teetagging. I'm so thirsty right now. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Music, radio, podcasts.