The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #161: "Big Dog Sh*t Energy" is apparently a thing...

Episode Date: October 3, 2025

Cheers to Friday! Steph’s fart chat 😱 Harrison’s got 'BDS' energy apparently..? Arvo Polo + Challenge Would you rather? 🤪 Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Kiyo'i everyone and welcome along to The Edge Arvus podcast, Sean's voice. And just, not just his voice, but also his personality and everything else, because he's the way, is missing today in the podcast. Oh, yeah, so it might sound a little bit different. Yeah.

But don't worry, it's still an absolute hit. Steph farted last night at the dinner table. By accident, like, had no control over my bowel movements. It was, I felt like I was like 89. Yeah. It's a real worry. I now have, I've always had BDE, but now I have BDS as well. Okay. I'll explain more about that.

Okay. And also Harrison and I hide from one another today on the show. In the office. Yeah. In gilly suits. Enjoy everybody. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It didn't feel like Christmas last night.

Right, because it's not. That's my segue. Okay. And into a little incident that occurred. heard at my friend's funny last night. It was the four of us, the besties. We had dinner and my friend Kate's house. And about halfway through our foe,

which is some beautiful Vietnamese noodle soup. PHO. PHO. Yeah. You know. And Harrison, maybe you're the perfect person to talk to about this because... I'm not Vietnamese. No, no.

What happened has nothing to do with the type of cuisine we were eating. Right. But you're quite an expert in bodily movements. What do you say? Yeah, yeah. Like my bowels are real bad. Okay. Yeah.

I am quite an expert. I mean, lots of scenarios, but this has been tough. Like you're the guy at the edge who sometimes has a bit of TP up there, like Justin. Yeah, it's not the best thing they have known about me at the edge, but that's awesome. That is what people come up and say to me. That was one of the first things we learned about you. Literally and said people come up and say to me, you got swall paper up at your ass today?

No. Jeez. Okay, so this is why you're the perfect person who's not too about this. Maybe you can give me some advice. So we're halfway through dinner and just gas bagging away. Catching up. My friend's got a new puppy, which is exciting. My other friends are planning a wedding,

which is just so much great news. And then in the midst of the conversation, I'm not talking, I'm listening at this, point and I can feel, you know, you can feel fart brewing. Yeah. And normally, you just like suck in or you, there's just like, there's a way of stopping it from coming out. Yeah.

That stopped working for me on this particular occasion last night. In the middle of a dinner, a mess of far just slipped out. You at the table. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then I go, I go, oh. because you have to acknowledge it because everyone heard it

and I was like oh I just farted I just spat out by the room and you just spat it man when you said that so sorry so sorry oh I just farted

and then they all kind of look at me and they're like huh and then they just continue the conversation so I think they weren't even phased they weren't even concerned

yeah it's standard so that's thinking standard they're like oh yeah that's just Steph gasey Steph back at it again do you reckon you are gasey steve quite a lot

when you run your friends yeah but normally I can like I can You know? It's the Kegles, but the other side. Normally you can suck it up. But do you suck it up?

And then finally let it out and go, oh, sorry, guys. I've been trying to hold it for so long. I don't fart in front of my friends. Oh, really? This was a complete accident. Oh, I bet your friends are lovely, but it's pretty stuffed up that they're just naturally think that you are the one. Oh, yep, that's standard.

That's standard. Steve, honestly, I need help. Your avos, hit harder. With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Steph, you've known me for, what, eight months now maybe? Well, I've known you. You know that I've known you for about eight months,

but actually I have stalked you a little bit longer than that. So like four years? That's scary. Yeah, used to watch you. Quite young. You know, you're that young. Okay, it's 21. But something you've known me for a while,

and something that I didn't know about myself until recently is that I've got BDS energy. Do you think that about me? I don't quite catch. The letters. B-D-S-energy. B-D-S-energy. Yeah, but I never knew I had this.

But I'm finding out that I just do have it. Like, science is showing me that I have this energy. I don't know what it stands for. Okay, well, I'll tell you a story. So I'm living at my own place at the moment. Okay. And so I'm walking around the place every day. Yeah.

I'm confident. I have this aura about me. That, like, I'm the coolest cat in town. Yeah. That's what I feel about myself. But I have this different energy about me that I didn't know. BDS. Okay, okay.

Because I know BDE, and we simply cannot at this time of the day. It's similar. I've got BDS energy. BDS, big, that word, S. Saviness. Yeah, I don't know. It's just a thing that I've had that I never knew that I had. And my girlfriend's all to them and go, man, he's got BDS energy.

People around in the neighbourhood are going, oh, he must have BDS energy. BDS energy. Oh, is it like Binday sausages? Nah. You put your sausages out on Binday. No, no, it's about me. This is my aura. It's about my aura.

Oh, okay. So I walk out of the car. Every day for the last two weeks, walked out to my car. I'm like, man, I feel good today. I look, God, I smell, good, I feel amazing. And I look down and I get, oh my gosh, I absolutely have BDS energy.

Look at that absolute lock. What are you talking about? Literally. You can't talk about what I think you're talking about. But it's fine to talk about. This is like an after 6pm chat. No, this is very appropriate and people who might relate to this.

Guys, yeah, you relate to this. Can girls relate to it? Um... I walk out, A look down, massive log. What are you looking at? Big dog shit. Oh, poise.

I don't know what's happening, but in my neighbourhood, there must be some aura that I'm given out that they think they can bring their dogs past my house and crap right by my car. Every day this week they've done that and I'm sick of it. I don't know it at BDS Energy, but if you've got a dog, back off. I don't want it.

Why did you make me play the sexy music? Because it sounded like BDE. Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Right now we've got the Arvo Polo Challenge, Challenge, Challenge. So we do a poll. I'll edge Rva's stories every day. Whoa.

Are you okay? Yeah, I've just like had a blank moment for a second. Sorry, that was, yeah, we do a poll of my edge up as every day. Can you smell burning toast? No. Should we call a medical? No, we've got a nurse on the show. We do.

We do. What does that mean? What's the side of a stroke? A stroke, the whole left side of your body. Okay, look at me. They said, they're going to. You can't act it out. Okay, that's insensitive.

Sorry. It's a poll to every day on Ed Jarvis Instagram And then on every Friday We get one of us get to challenge One of the polls that we've lost So producer nurse Sam Please run us through the results From this week's polls

Okay so this week's polls We have got on Monday Who Spits the most when they talk Harrison won that And Steph lost Okay I actually can't believe I didn't win that

The start of the show I know Was it? Yeah You're spat today Yeah All right then on two Yeah

On Tuesday we had Who's the most likely to be going best... Who's the most likely to be the best at going camo? Harrison won that and Steph came second. Thank you. Interesting. Then on Wednesday we've got Who is the least likely to scratch their car?

Sean won that and Harrison lost. Oh, Steve literally scratched her car. Yeah, I know. Okay. That was a bit weird. Anyway, yesterday we had Who'd Make the Best Human Clothes Horse and Harrison won

And Steph you lost Oh, do you want to do a close horse battle No, I don't mind losing that one to be honest However, I would like to challenge And Sean's away today He's DJing at a wedding But to be honest, his results Haven't have an impact on my life this week

But something that you won has, Harrison It's actually deeply hurt me Seth, we can, we've got pegs, we can do the close horse thing have you really think it'd be a better close horse than me? Look, I know that you'd be quite interested in seeing me pegging, but no, it's not that. Okay.

It's the Camo one. Oh. You won the Arvo Polo challenge of who you think would be most likely to be the best at going Camo. Which is pretty funny because I'm a tall, pale ginger. Yeah. I would not be very good at Cammo. I would love to challenge that poll. So we're going to play a couple of songs here.

How should we do this? We've got a, like a camo suit. A gilly suit. Yeah. Yes. Okay. I reckon, I reckon we go out to the office. One at a time, take a turn.

We've got a timer. They'll do real life where's Wally? Oh my gosh. Yes. Okay. I see what you're saying. And then the quickest to find the other person disguised in camo wins. Yeah.

Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Arvo. Polo. Challenge, challenge, challenge. That's a poll that we do every day on our Edge Arvo's Instagram, and then at the end of the week on a Friday, we get to look at all the poll results,

and one of us get to challenge a poll that we lost. I've challenged a poll that Harrison won, and the poll was, who would be the most likely to be the best, which makes no sense, at going camo. Now, Harrison won it. I didn't. I reckon this is, I don't, like, I really would have win more polls. And this is one I reckon I could absolutely dress in camo and not being, not be able to be seen better than you. Yeah.

And it's the challenge of like hiding in plain sight. Mm-hmm. So we both put a gilly suit on in those songs. Which, I don't know. The edge isn't just like any ordinary workplace, is it? Someone's like, is there a gilly suit here? And someone's like, yep. Yep.

Is there a gimp suit here? There's a few. There's a couple, yeah. Yeah. So yeah, do you want to play what just happened? Okay, so I was in the gilly suit, which if you don't know what that is, it's like if you go hunting right and you... Yeah.

Which I hate. But I do... It's like grass all over you. Yeah, it's like you blend in with your surroundings. Fully. It's like you look like a big bush. Yeah. So I'm kind of used to it.

So I was hiding in the kitchen area here at the edge. And Harrison, you were blindfolded. Yes. And you had 10 seconds to take your blindfold. off and try and spot me. Yeah. And this is what happened. A huge bit of noise.

I feel like the kitchen's about to get pretty busy. This could be hard. I've only got 10 seconds to spot her. Three, two, one, go. Okay, okay, someone's standing there. Someone's sitting down. Oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

Where is she? Oh, she's behind the pot plant. She's behind the pop plant. Nice. Nice, Steph. Well done. How long was that produced in Earth, Sam? Or how quick was it?

How quick was yours? Yeah. Yours was eight seconds. Oh. Not too shabby. The 10 second time of there, eight seconds. Not too shabby, Keith. It is really hard because we did it in a busy kitchen.

Hates of people around. Perfect place to hide and plain sight. Gilly suit, it's quite hard to actually spot you. But then as soon as I slew behind the pot plant, that's definitely her in a gilly suit behind the pot plant. Yeah, once you kind of see me, you kind of can't unsee me. Okay, so then rolls reverse. I give the gilly suit to you, and I put the blindfold on.

and then you go and hide. Timer goes on when I take my blindfold off to try and find you and then this happens. Yeah. Okay, I'm blindfolded. Not looking. Okay. Ready?

Yep. Three, two, one, go. Okay, I've turned around. Okay, I'm scanning the kitchen. I can't see anything. Okay, I'm going, okay, couches. I'm thinking couches. I'm thinking, is he behind the couch?

Is he pop plant? No. Oh my God, where could he be? Is he right there behind that pot behind the tree? Yeah. I think, is his red hair? Wait, let me check. Is his hair?

hay. Oh no, it's a fluke, because I didn't even see the head. I didn't see the suit. You didn't see me? No. I thought this was your hair. That looks a lot like my red hair. That was a lot.

Hmm. Yeah. So Harrison was hiding behind a plant, but I didn't see Harrison or the gilly suit. I saw red hay in the pot plant, and I thought it was your red hair. So it's crazy, because the gillie suit, if you don't know what that is, it covers your full body. So my hair was covered, and she just saw. or a bit of orange fluff. And they said, that's him there.

That must be him. She had 10 seconds. How long does she take, Sam? Yeah, I mean, how short did I take? Yeah. Sorry, Sam. Go ahead. She took about 12 seconds to think that she saw you,

but then she had to go and check to double check, which took about 20 seconds. 20 seconds. You win this one, Keith. Thank you. And also, head over to our Edge Arvo stories. We're going to play a bit of, you can play the game with us. We're going to play where we're hiding.

The next club's going to reveal where we are. And you can, we'll revere it how offensive Steph is. I'm, hey, and we'll show you how shit her hiding spot was. Your Arvose Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Teddy swims the door on the edge in the country soon. Sean Stephen Harrison, no Sean tonight. He's off playing DJing at a wedding.

Could have us either Harrison or I. We're quite capable of DJing a wedding. I know, DJed my whole entire uni career, but that just gets overshadowed by Sean every day. See, I started DJing when I was at sort of priming. primary school. And I also get overshadowed. So, yeah. Truly. It's really, really hard out there, guys.

But it is time for the nightly round of Would You Rather? Now, take this Would You Rather? Ponder it. Ask your friends this weekend at your BYO. Wait for a dinner table tonight as well. Family dinner before the weekend. Yeah, yeah. Well, let's see how appropriate it is first to see if your parents can get involved. But Jaden, our lovely friend from years yonder. Yes.

Is back in our life. Thanks for having me, team. I'm just looking at Yaz's mic sock, and backwards it says say. Oh, that's all the other day. There was a mirror in here? Yeah. I don't think her name is say. Exactly.

Yeah. Mom would be. Oh, wow. So you've been away, Jaden. For about a year, you've come back with some good chat. Yeah, yeah. Gosh, I've got stories coming out of all orifices. But say is the best one for sure.

Welcome back to the edge, mate. Thanks, team. What an honor to be here. Now, Jaden, hit us with. the most outrageous, or not outrageous, up to you, would you rather? Let me just say this. Oh, God. Okay.

Would you rather be able to hold your breath for as long as you can, but you smell like the taste of raw broccoli? Or would you rather be able to fly, but every time you start a sentence, you fart. Well, I literally farted accidentally at dinner with friends last night. So that wouldn't, I wouldn't mind. And it reeks. Like it absolutely reeks.

But you can fly. And it's always like some, like it's quite a, quite an unusual timbre. Quite a, quite a mid to high pitch, a little bit of a, and it just absolutely bombs the place. But you can fly? You can fly. But so whenever you're not flying, you still have to fart at the start of every sentence. Exactly.

That's a real tough fight. Or you smell of raw broccoli, but you can hold your breath under water. The taste of raw broccoli. Because the smell of raw broccoli, not bad, but you take a bite out of that thing. Awful. And you can what? Hold your breath.

You can hold your breath underwater. Who cares? No way. Flying. But you want to fly? Every sentence. I fart every sentence anyway. Yeah, I know.

I thought it smelled in here, actually. It's been ripping them out all show. Yeah, tough one. And you know, there's all these people that are like, oh, we haven't explored that much of the ocean. But would you rather explore that or would you rather fly? Fly. I'd probably...

Yeah, you would. Sharks. Sharks are a ew. You would, win you old farty bum over there. Yeah, I'd probably have to go flyer. I hate the farthing side of it. I get real bad swimmer's ear. It's not a funny thing.

We're same. Do you hard grown up in the summer? We've got the weirdest things in common. I've got a bad swimmer here too. Terrible. We're talking to the guy who's deaf in one ear too. I am. I am.

I was born this way, though. We really shouldn't bring up our... Yeah, so I'd only get a half a meter down. and then my ears will be swelling up and bleeding, so I'm probably not going to do that. And on top of that, you would smell like the taste of raw broccoli. Yeah, so I'm just going to fart, you know, just so I can fly sometimes. And also the fart could help you take off.

Yeah. Oh, yes. Like it's a bit of a propeller. That's so true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A bit of a turbo. The bigger it is, then the higher you get. What did you pick, Jadden?

Oh, weird question. Wouldn't even do that. All right, well, take that what you rather with you this weekend, everybody. Here's Kelly Holiday. It's the edge. Your Arvos Head Harder. Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

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