The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #162: The most cringe office speech we’ve ever heard! 🫣😆

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

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This is a podcast from Rover. You're avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the podcast on the show today. We get a step closer to finding out who's been stealing my expensive tea bags and replacing them with cheap ones from the break room. We also talked about wedding speeches and then unfortunately made our producer, New Sam, given impromptu, uncomfortable speech in the office.

That could result in an HR complaint. And could honestly, when an Oscar was that. good. Definitely a radio award. She does have an agent. Like if Sean Street's listening, then, you know. She's incredible. And I got burgled in the weekend, almost. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph

and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, I babysat my 11-year-old nephew in the weekend. What's your hourly rate? Free. Oh, good on you, man. It's my nephew. It's not a random kid. It was a random kid. I'll be charging. So if I was, hey, I'm

going out, can you look after Rocco my year and a half year old? Yeah. Cain? Yeah, 100%. Oh my God, amazing. Can you afford it? How much? Okay, here we go.

30 an hour? No, jeepers. 30 an hour. Now, 15 an hour drops down to 30 when they're asleep. Because then that's less to do. So you don't have to pay as much. What do you do? Fill out of timesheet at the end to go sleep this last year?

Yeah, literally. Okay. So I track it all. You're just in there just blowing in his ear. Oh yeah. I'll be feeding him fizzy drinks and Molly's all night that doesn't sleep. That's my plan. But no, I had my nephew, Arlo, for the night,

and I don't see him as much anymore, because he's from Hawks Bay. He lives in Hawks Bay. So he came out to watch the All Blacks the other day. And it was nice to see him, but he's just a bit different. He's just a little bit different. In what way?

Well, I thought he's 11-year-old boy. I thought 11-year-old boys, now don't cringe kids, if you're listening to Carol and I say all this stuff. But I thought he loved, like, Fortnite. I thought he loved, like, the gritty. you know, flossing. I thought that's what he was into.

Like the dance move. Yeah, like all those kind of things. Yeah. But he's not into that. And so I was like, oh, mate, do you want to play a PlayStation? We can play some games. Play Fortnite or whatever. I'll download it for you if you want.

He goes, no, Uncle, I don't play that stuff anymore. Anymore? Any more? I was like, whoa. Jeez, only been a year since I last saw it. Like, gosh, that's pretty intense. He's like, no, I brought my laptop to work on. Aw.

I was like, your laptop to work on? Boring. I'm like, yeah, you can go work if you want. Wait, what kind of work is an 11-year-old doing on a laptop? That's the thing. And so he's like, he sits on this couch, crosses his legs, he opens his laptop, starts typing away. I'm sitting there.

Dringing a beer, just watching him going, well, can we do something? He's like, you can come watch me work if you want. What's he working on? I was like, okay, well, this is, I recorded this audio, this is what he was working on, trying to explain to me what he was doing. You go here and you buy your seat.

You go to a place and you buy something? You sell something. You buy something. And then you also trade pets. But you grow the plants? Yeah, yeah. Wait, so there's a game. He's got a virtual garden.

Oh, cool. He's just gardens. I love that. That was also what happens? And what's the game part? He's like, oh no, well, you can only collect these seeds and you kind of just grow this like cabbage and stuff and you check where the neighbourhood's okay or the village. Like, what?

How boring are kids? I'm sorry, from my perspective, that is exactly the kind of thing that I can imagine you'd be into. Exactly. Not him. He's 11 years old. But isn't that weird. Yeah, like I thought kids were into like wacky, silly stuff. And like pranks and like...

But he was very genuine, like, oh, this is my garden. So I'm helping out the community at the moment. We're trying to grow 100 carrots in a day. I'm like, what? I love that he was embarrassed by you? Like, is the 25-0-0-40? He's like, oh, cringe. He thought I was so cringed.

I tried to do all this stuff with them. And I'm just like, okay. And then I was like digging for questions. Like there has to be some catch here. Because it looks proper. It looks like he's properly gardening and trying to get stuff out of it. I'm like, no. But like, so I asked him this.

He's another bit of audio. What are you fighting? Skibbitty toilet brain rot. Skibbidty toilet brain rot. Yeah. That's what you're fighting, hello. In the Italian brain rot. Skibbidi toilet brain rot.

Yeah. Skibbidi toilet brain rot. So that's like this head that's in a toilet. Now this is money to you. This is what I know. Because he's out, I'm like, what's all the bugs that are eating all the harvest? It's you go, oh, that's skibbitty toilet brain rot. So it's like this guy's head in a toilet.

I'm not lost there. Oh, trust me. But I'm like, I'm lost, I'm lost, but it brought a tear to my eye because I'm like, these my boy. There he is. There he is. He's a normal kid. What's the name of the game?

Just for people wondering? Skibbidi's what a brain rot farming robox. There you go. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Ash London, who's currently covering for Meg on the Edge Breakfast, Clint Meg and Dan, joins us on the show right now. Hello.

We're so sorry to call you on the holiday. What have I done this time? Well, this time. That's just the question. isn't it? There is an investigation undergoing Ash and you are a key suspect. Oh, here we go.

Okay, hit me. Officer, Steph, did you want to say anything about the... Yeah, hi, Deputy Sheriff Steve. Sorry, Deputy Sheriff and Deputy Deputy Horseboy. You're the assistant of Deputy Sheriff, Steph. Who's the constable is a big question, but okay, hello Deputy Steph. Hello, now it has come to our attention, lovely Ash London, that a certain member of this team,

expensive tea bags have gone missing. Now upon... What's a keyback? Pardon, sorry, can you say that again? What's a keyback? A tea bag. What's a tea bag? A tea bag.

Ash, there's no... She doesn't know it out of New Zealanders sound and stuff. There's no need to make fun of Constable Steph's accent. I know she sounds a little odd. Yeah, I'm sorry, maybe that... Yeah. So I have a jar of Yorkshire tea bags here at work in my cubby, Ash, and they've been, they've gone missing.

Not only if they've gone missing, they've been replaced with cheaper ones. We've done our due diligence. We've talked to many of the team members at the edge already. Most recently, your producer, Nipia. What is Ash London drink in the morning? I don't know. Nipia?

No way. I'm just going to be known as the office rat. You guys are getting me in trouble, man. Nipia. What does Ash London drink in the morning? Water. And? Maybe cheap.

No way! I never would have called this. I love this. Oh no. I'm calling her right now. What a dog. What a dog act. Of all people, NEPA, I did not expect it from NEPA.

I thought he was my boy. He's so lovely. I thought he's my bro. Yeah, so what do you think he's done there, Ash? Has he saying that that is the truth? He had been seen him the tea bags, or he's just showing that he's just throwing your name under the bus for no reason? I'm angry for many reasons, Harry.

And the first is that my mate would throw me under the bus like that. But most important, these are my mate wouldn't even know me after spending hours and hours and hours and hours in the earliest parts of the day together. He thinks I drink tea. I don't drink tea. This is what I drink in the morning. I have a black coffee.

Then I have a vitamin C, D and zinc drink. And then I have my pre-in probiotic drink. And sometimes I bring an elder style cordial that I make in, but I don't drink tea at work. NEP is a dog for two levels. And really, if anything, what I would say, If he's really to dog me that quickly, I think you need to be calling him back. That sounds like a guilty man.

Ash, London, please confirm, do you or do you not drink tea in the morning? I do not drink tea in the morning. I thought we had it. Ash, please, can you help us with this investigation? Who within your team does drink tea? I know Clint doesn't. I don't think Dan does. Bella drinks match.

We haven't talked to Carl yet, and I know Carl has been known to take things. things that aren't necessarily his from time to time. I mean, Carl will be the dodgiest of the lot, but I can't confirm what's a night his drink of choice, unfortunately. Well, you've given us a lot to work with, Ash. We apologize. Bye, Jeff. I'm so sorry.

No, no, this is fantastic. We can eliminate you. We can cross you off the list. And you can go back to enjoying your family holiday. Really sorry about that. I'll check into my Airbnb. I'm currently standing outside. And I'm the only one with the codes.

And my whole family is waiting for me. Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. 427, darling. So sorry, guys. So sorry, Ash. Thanks, Ash. Bye.

Guys, how can we be so stupid? I'm sorry, Ash. Wait, Nipia. What an absolute dog. Where does this leave us? I think we need to call Cal. I think we need to set up a hidden camera. Oh, you're so right.

A beer cam. We need somebody an undercover agent. Bella. Bella. We need Bella to watch over Carl. Because she sits in the same producer. the birth of them. Whenever he goes for a tea,

she needs to record what happens. Have we ruled out Bella as a suspect? Yeah. We're going to invite Digital Girl Ballet in next because she is still a suspect and if we can rule her out next then she can be our mole. I mean, it's not that big.

I wouldn't call it here. It's not that noticeable. She can be our deputy assistant, another assistant sheriff undercover. That's way more clear. Yeah, that's great. I think they call it a beauty spot. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Digital Girl Bella joins us in Shia right now. Bella, there's an undergoing investigation of which you are a suspect. Oh my gosh. The case of the missing Yorkshire tea, I have a jar of Yorkshire tea bags that I spend a lot of money on. It's sitting in my cubby out there. I've noticed that half of them have gone missing. Not only have they gone missing, they've been replaced with cheap.

What I refer to as break room tea. Oh, my God. The bead of sweat going in her forehead right now is insane. You do look very guilty. I'm not going to lie. I won't lie, I love Yorkshire tea. I love a tea. However, I would never steal out of someone's drawer, ever.

That's crossing a line. I'll have a green tea every morning. You can ask Carl, the producer, or Nipia. They see me every morning, I'll have a green tea. Hands up, I'll have that. I'll have a peppy tea at around 11, maybe 10.30. But no Yorkshire tea. So Bella, everyone is saying,

Bella is the digital wizard behind a lot of the social media here at the edge and we know you as a person and we would have never thought that you're capable of taking someone's expensive tea and swapping it out for the cheap stuff. I know. We have a proposition for you. Okay. Because we can rule you out.

We don't think that you're capable of this. I'm still skeptical. The way she's looking at me, he's side-eyed. I don't think she's capable of this. But what we're going to ask you, Bella, to do is work with us. Oh, okay. Be our mole. Okay. On the breakfast show.

Oh, I'm into this. Keep your eyes. open and your ears out to hear of any shenanigans involving stealing Sean's expensive tea bags. You know another way I could even help? What? As by looking back at the VD folders

and the producer both and just seeing if anyone takes anything, we'd have to have a time. In radio speak, it's the video camera that's always recording out and the producers Let's just jump to that. Let's just jump to that because they're off for a week, breakfast. But it only records when the breaks were on, so it would have

had to have been when you guys were talking. It's a lot of work. Yeah, she's going to draw through hours and hours of footage. Just trying to find it. Well, it wouldn't, I think it wouldn't be when you guys are here, because no one would have the balls to do that. It would have to be in the bricky hours or in the, kind of before you guys rock up midday.

Okay, look, we'll take this offline. We'll work with you behind the scenes. And just to know that you're on board with us means the world. I'm dedicated to find this person. Can I have one more question for you, Bella? Yeah. Do you ever drink matcher in the morning? Love a bar bar barcha.

Okay. Yeah. Don't worry. No, it's just because Nipia just said before that Ash drinks tea and then Ballo drinks mucher and Baller never mentioned that she drinks matcha so I was like, he's making up drinks for everybody else so I think it's got to go back to him a little bit.

You're coming for my job! I am! I am! Sounds like we've got more suspects to investigate tomorrow Producer Carl being a key culprit of it and then touching base with producer Neepier again who's... And we'll find this footage, we'll find it, we'll find it. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. wedding, good friend of mine. It's the second wedding I've been to back to back where the speeches have been about to wrap up. Everyone who is meant to say their speech has said their speech, the father and mother of the bride, the groom, the best man, the maid of honour,

and then someone who's quite drunk gets up and says or tries to say a speech even though they clearly weren't meant to. I love it when this happens, because let's be honest, speeches, they kind of drag on. Boring. So when an unexpected person is drunk and makes a speech,

Makes the night. Yeah. So this particular one, wow, it was a close call. There was, I like to call him Drunkal. Because he was a, it was a very drunk uncle. And he was hanging around waiting to get on the mic. He was sunny's on inside, indoor wedding, sunny's on for hours, absolutely rad-assed,

hanging around, the speeches are wrapping up, they're going into the first dance, and he's like, oh, can I just quickly get the mic? Can I just quickly over something to say? No. And the bride and groom were like, do not let it. Like, it was clear to me, and I don't know this uncle that well, but it was clear to me that he had a rich,

for being like the rogue uncle. So they were like, nope, do not let him on the mic. He's like, please just two minutes. Just give me two minutes. The bride and groom are going, no, you're not allowed on the mic. He goes, please, just two minutes. The first answer's meant to be happening. Got a little bit awkward, but they managed to get uncle.

Someone else came and got uncle. Let's go get a water, sit down. They got away with it. The last wedding I was at, one of the bridesmaids did this. It was an uncle. It was a bridesmaid. She stood up and then, she just quickly, can I just have the mic quickly? Proceeded to say, this is quite a religious wedding

that had been beautiful. Someone had just said a speech, might I add, about a parent passing away. Oh, no. It was a very serious moment. And they were about to go, okay, we're going to have dinner now, and this drunk bridesmae gets up there,

and proceeds to talk for six minutes like it was a 21st speech about the most rogue and un-PC stories about the bride that she did not want it to be shared in front of her grandparents and parents. And it just got me thinking, I think every wedding,

or at least every other wedding there's a speech that wasn't meant to happen that does happen. I've been to one years ago. Beautiful wedding. Like one of my first weddings I've ever been to. It was so exciting.

And then the best man is doing his speech and he goes into really detailed specifics about how much debt the husband it was with buying all of his cars.

and doing his cars up and all this car chat and like, oh, geez, like, so much debt. And everyone's just kind of watching this happen. And he, you know, when you like know that you're in the hole and you try and dig yourself out, but you just dig yourself deeper, I feel like that's what this guy was doing at the time. Yeah. It was horrific.

I've been a wedding as well where it's like the parents, the parents of the husband. Yeah. They call the groom. Yeah. Parents of the groom. And then the bride they were talking about is not their kid. And they were talking about how much they didn't like the bride until now.

Like how much they'll grow in to like her. She's so shy and you're very rude at you the beginning at her wedding day. My God, she's, even if that is true, that is the story of their relationship. Do not tell anyone. Don't know it's. No way, Jose. Especially not on their wedding day. Wait, that's something you say to someone afterwards while you're having a few drinks on the dance floor. All right, let's open this up.

Oh, 800 the edge. I reckon we can't be the only ones. What is the most rogue wedding speech you've ever seen? whether they were meant to, like these two people were meant to say a speech or like, in my case, weren't even meant to say a speech and got up there and said something that was just not the one. Oh yeah, no names. If you want to remain anonymous, that's also fine.

But 3343 can text us or even better call on 0800 The Edge. A prize for the best one. I know it's a, yeah, let's keep you anonymous. Yeah. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We're talking right now about when you're, have gone to a wedding and someone's got up who wasn't meant to say a speech or maybe they

were meant to say a speech but they got up and got a little bit rogue with it and said something that made everyone feel uncomfortable. Yeah guys guys guys get this text to 3343. My brother wasn't supposed to say speech at my wedding but he had quite a few drinks and he jumped up with my dad and basically alluded that I deserved better than my husband. Without saying those exact words he definitely meant it that way and I was so angry I just laughed it off and I hit him up the next day, but he didn't remember. Oh, that sounds awkward.

It's quite serious. There's a lot to track there. Because there's a brother being like, love my sister, and alluding to the fact that she's way too good for this guy she's marrying. Yeah. And like she's a princess. You're not turning her like a princess.

It's almost like a compliment. Incestual. Well, not. Well, it's teetering. It is a little, it's a little Lannister Game of Thrones. It's pretty gross. That's not how I read that. What about this text?

My sister got really drunk at my wedding, stood up and told their entire reception about walking and on me playing with my electric toothbrush in my teenage years. Jesus. I don't get that. Don't worry, Sean. Don't worry about that one.

I would have just brushing your teeth. Why would you say that at speech? Just weird, good oral hygiene. People behind the kid and Sean wrote that one. You what? You wrote that one, I have seen you got an open dock over there. I wouldn't do that. That's weird, man.

to our anonymous caller. Yeah. Welcome to the show. Hi. Hi. We're talking awkward speeches at weddings. So tell us about your experience with this. Was this at your wedding?

No, not my wedding. My sister's wedding. Your sister's wedding, yeah. I was scheduled to give a speech, so I was meant to. And I gave what I thought was an excellent, hilarious speech, although I was very drunk, so I can't say whether it was good. or not, but I got quite animated and decided

to do a little bit of breakdancing, sort of some break dancing, and the dress I was wearing was quite low cut and the old, the old boob flopped out mid, mid-speech. Oh my God, I love you. Do you know what? But what was made better than that is

my druncle heckled me about the boob-flop, or everyone else was just dying with laughter, my uncle was heckling me. And I just hecled him right back, unbeknownst, unbeknownst, To the boob. Still out. God, that's a great yarn.

Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. You just joined us, we were talking about weddings. And when people have gotten up at a wedding and said a speech that was quite an approach and made people feel uncomfortable. You know what we love on the show? Doing just that.

Yeah. Making people feel uncomfortable. You guys make you feel uncomfortable every day. Yeah, because we know you love it, Harrison. Yeah, thank you. That's why. Yeah. Yeah, go and breathe heavy on your neck and Steph going...

Yeah. Give you a hug for way longer than I probably should. Yeah, I don't mind that. Yeah, okay, me, sorry, Steve, it's more Sean. Yeah, I was going to say, I'm like, what do I do? It's kind of Sean. Lots of shoulder massages and stuff. Unnecessary.

We have a producer here behind the scenes, sometimes on the scenes. Her name is producer, nurse, Sam. How long have you been in the job now, Sam? I think about three months. A perfect time to make an impromptu speech to the office. Oh my God. We're thinking how could we do this? Because usually we have a big staff meeting tomorrow,

but it's not happening tomorrow. So during those songs, we recorded it on our phones. We sent producer Sam out to the office and made her do an impromptu speech like she was kind of drunk at a wedding and getting up there and making people uncomfortable. Mm-hmm.

Would you like to hear clip number one? Oh, I'm dying already. Hey, guys. Can I just quickly speak to everyone? I just wanted to say, I've been working here for three months now, and I just wanted to say that I am freaking loving it. Working with you all is, like, amazing.

And I still can't believe that I get to wake up every day, and this is, like, my job. It's, like, so insane. I give my friends, like, free tickets all the time. I send myself secret prizes. Like, it's the best job ever, right? All the hookups and stuff. Okay.

Okay. So, start out of quite sweet. Yeah. So you're not actually allowed to be sending friends, especially like yourself, anything really, because a producer's job is to send out the prizes to actually, you know, people that win them. Obviously, she's kidding.

But just to get a gauge of the office's reaction, that was quite a good little method there. You really up the ante in this next bit, though. You really put the... Oh, what's his next bit? The awkward bit? Yeah, the awkward. We're giving Sam tips on what she could do

to make it a real uncomfortable speech. And we said, what you're going to do is hit on someone. So she chose a new 2 I see Jack And like Jack man Like you are the best Like I love working for you

And like I knew of you like before I started working here And I was like Oh yeah He's like if you were a little bit older I'd be like Hey Jack But like I know Finn

Because we used to work together right Back in the day So like And I helped Finn learn promos And stuff That's his So I couldn't But like I just want to say

Like I love you man and I mean if Finn wasn't around and you were a bit older it'd be great right we get along real well okay so you're really nailing the brief of uncomfortable speech you're heading on our boss this is so yuck oh my god I think I've got PTSD oh my god he had no idea this was for a radio but he was so confused

and it continues Sam tied it up nicely with a little bit of this and like you guys know promos and stuff giving out prizes and stuff is fun and I get do it for all my friends and now like they think I'm the cool person and like how good yeah so anyway I love you all big ups edgis you're that's the wrong one anyway yeah

yeah okay all good love you guys thanks okay the office well done it's tough listen that we're like clapping at her as she kind of walked off back to her room and then afterwards everyone's like what just happened Jack was freaking out

he was like guys was that a radio like stunt? Is this a prank? We're like nah, don't know what's happening. Like, is she okay? We've got, we've videoed it from so many angles. We're going to chuck it out on the edge socials tomorrow. So look out for that. But during her talking, Jack Honeybone, the boss was looking

to me, smiling going, is this a bit? Harrison, tell us this is a bit or else we're going to be a big issue at work. I just, I just spoke to someone and to him and he was like, yeah, well, for a second there, I thought, damn it, we're going to have to find a new drive producer. The judge!

The same! Producers it. My uncomfortable speech. Your Ivo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Now guys, just before I get into the story, because I want your honest reactions, I promise you, at everything I've seen in the show,

this is a 100% true story. Okay. Okay, I promise. So bear that in mind. Definitely believe you. If you've got kids in the car, this may scare them a little bit, but they should be right.

Raise them tough. So I'm home alone at the moment. Okay. It was last Friday night in Auckland. Oh, on Taylor Swift night. Yeah. So it's Taylor Swift Day. We're back home.

Stormy as night. I don't know if we were about you. You guys are stormy as. Things blown in the backyard. Tree swaying, car alarms going off. I've got blinds set of curtains, so the blinds. Dang, dang, dang. Close your windows, man.

Nah, because it's hot. Okay. It's hot. It's muggy here. It's banging, clanging. Storms everywhere. house is creaking. I'm home alone.

I'm scared, but I just tuck myself in to sleep and I just tuck myself in bed. I just go to sleep. I know it's going to be okay. I'm upstairs, okay? I've got a two-story little townhouse. Far rich.

It's tiny. And I'm upstairs. Blinds banging, banging, but outside the window, down below is the back gate. And I can hear the gate. just banging and clanging and rustling on. What is up with that?

I peek open the blind. There's somebody there with a head torch on trying to get into the back of the gate. What time do you think it is? Oh, God, well, if you're already in bed. Or afraid. You go to bed late, I'm pretty sure. It's at midnight, maybe.

2.30 a.m. Someone with a head torch is trying to get into my gate and it's got a padlock on the gate. So you can't, but he's, whoever is. is. Oh my God. It's trying really hard to get. I'm like, oh, nah, and I panic.

I'm like, oh, no, this is fight mode. Like, serious? Someone's trying to burgle me right now? Like, right now. Yeah. Because why ass would you be out with a head sort trying to get to the back of my gate right now this time of night?

He prepared for this because Harrison, everyone on your street was getting burgled except you, right? So you've got like a cricket bat and everything. Yeah. And also on a stormy night, that's when people like come out and stuff to do that because if you hear a noise, you just think it's the wind.

I know, I know. Yeah. No, that's a thing. Hey, tell him to the story. Okay, so I, thank you, Sean. I go on my bed, get my cricket bat out. And I'm fully like, are you joking? Like, this is insane right now.

I'm going on the stairs with my cricket bat. Freaking out. There's a, we'll window next to the door. I look out, a person's still trying to get into the gate. I'm like, nah, that's disgusting. I stand by the door. This is true. I stand by the door with my hand on the handle.

Open the door. and I just go and they torch my eyes torch blinding me in the eyes I'm going away go away God I was a real pussy like I wasn't

the scratching my voice wasn't very heroic and then this person were freaking out away away they throw something over the fence and it falls on my feet I jump back

no idea what it is the person with the heat torch runs away was a real tall man I found out he's running away I turned the ports lights on Look down at my feet

At 2.30 in the morning It's my hallow fresh box This guy No word of a lie Is delivering my hallow fresh At 2.30 in the morning That's not okay, eh? It's bizarre

This is a true story It was an old hello fresh box It was out there It was new It was mine And he thought it It wasn't trying to bugle you He was trying to give you

your items that you'd already purchased. Trying to unlock the gate. I was going, away, away! He was freaking out just threw it at me and ran away. At 2.30 in the morning. They give you times normally when they're going to drop me off. That's not on, eh? That's no.

Yeah, L'Fresh and known for calling customers to try and get them back on there, but 2.30 a.m. I could have seen an email. I was pretty pissed off. Are you sure you ever got the times wrong with daylight savings? No, seriously. I swear I was 2.30 in the morning. That is crazy.

Your Ravos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. So a bit of an insight. into my fuddy. We've always got music on, always playing music, whether it's on the record player or we also old school collect a lot of CDs. And we were just gone through the

CDs on the weekend, what should we listen to? My partner Jake and I, and we came across my first ever burnt CD. I want to guess this was from like 2005. It was, it's a relic.

Like it had survived a fire? Yeah. Did it have like a cool custom case that you made with a cool custom artwork? I'll show you all. I did the artwork. Harrison, if you don't mind reading it out. Steph's Best, Volume 1. Yeah, so I was going to do like a whole like volume series of like Steph's best.

And that's, to describe it, it's a piece of white paper. Yeah. And vivid. No, not vivid. It's been, it's Microsoft paint that I've cut out, printed and cut out. So you're going to miss this. You're going to miss this era. That's a little bit shit.

Yeah. But if it's on Microsoft Paint. Most of the paint. Right. Definitely looks like I've just written on it though. You're a bit young Harrison, but this was the thing, like, did you even burn, like, mixed CDs? No, my bus driver used to, for some of us,

if we used to hang out of them on the bus after. God, that feels like a... We need to unpack that at some stage. It feels like something that should come up in counselling in 10 years. Yeah, but he'd do it if we hung out with it for half an hour. And he probably did it on lime wire, because, like, that was the big kind of software back in the day. You'd download music, you'd burn your CDs,

and it would be like a way of, of owning music. Because the biggest albums were those, now that's what I call, and they were just like, compilations. Exactly, exactly. So, I went through the track list.

I wrote the tracklist on the other side. If you open the CD, then it's all written there. Is that written in paint? No, this is written by my own handwriting, crazy. And I've got a few, I won't play, there's 22,

but I've chosen six of my favourites that really stood out to me as a little lesson. Can I ask how old you at the time? I think I would have been like 13. Okay. And some of this music, you'll be like a 12, 13 year old should have been listening to this at all.

Oh, guess is Eminem? Eminem makes an appearance. But first of all, the first track I want to share with everybody from my 13 year old Mick CD is Fast Crew. Not for one minute did I get without you always holding it down

for my crew. Which was like the hottest, coolest song ever. Yeah, I still can't believe the song is from New Zealand. Yeah, such a great song. It still holds up. Yeah, it does. Dane Rumble out of it.

Fast crow. Exactly. Okay, so loved that. Also, now moving on to another humonger song from Back in My Youth. God, that was good. Okay, and Usher, a massive star in the early to mid-2000s. Still huge star. But this song was massive.

I'll say, burn Usher. I DJed twice over the weekend. Put it in both sets. It still holds up. Still holds up. Okay, so now we're getting to the little controversy. here? Why is 12, 13-year-old step listening to Eminem my band?

But they're all on me like they want to whole hands because once I'm a That's fine. We'll move on now to a bit of Jayquan. I don't know what tipsy yet. This was such a change. Back in this time, this era, we just figured out

on our like Nokia brick phones how to change your phone like bring-bring, like ring-tone. Yeah, ringtone. To these songs. Your phone bring bring? Your phone bring. We can change our phone bring bring to this.

It was sick. My friend had 50 cent Candy shop. Oh, candy shop was in the one. I had this. Is your bring bring? Oh yeah, my bring bring. Hell yeah.

What happened in Chingy? What was your bring bring? 3343. And this is the final song that was on my mix CD that I want to bring up to everybody. And I don't know if you're listening will remember this.

But oh my God, brings me so much joy. I wish we could play the full thing. But does anyone remember this, It wasn't viral because there's no such thing as viral. There's no social media. But massive song from early 2000s. It's called Bang, Bang, Bang.

I just want Bang, Bang, Bang. I don't want a relationship. I just want bang, bang, bang. I don't want to know your name. I just want to speak your mom. I just want bang, bang, bang. Where did you sound like that? That sounds like you recorded it from the deep player.

Does it like your dad or dad's band or something? Producing a new Sam remembers it? Yeah, I remember it. This used to get like, it kind of was viral via email. It was like one of those email chains videos that got sent around. Does anyone remember this? This is a Kiwi band? I've never heard this in my life.

It's got like a dip, like a video that goes to that. I just want bang bang bang bang. I just want bang bang bang. I don't want relationship. I just want bang bang bang. It feels racist. It does sound racist. Oh yeah, true.

I don't want relationship. Yep. Bang, bang, bang. Oh, no wonder that's zero. Doesn't exist, Jesus. Sorry about that, but yeah. I mean, not my fault. I was 13.

I can't believe. Dial back. Goal back. Let's take one. Yeah. This is better. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Hey, hope you enjoyed the podcast. This is the podcast outro, a little bit extra for you. Something that didn't make it to the show. And I've just, we're actually recording this before the show. Harrison's having a munch. Steph's actually getting some audio ready for scandal. And I've just seen that I am seven unread emails

away from having 10,000 unread emails. Dear Lord. Oh, run a better inbox. That's annoying. I fucking hate when people are like texts. And they go, oh my God, I've got 400 texts. My dad is 400 unread texts. I'm like, just read your text, bro.

I've got 272 texts. Why? Oh, that like makes me anxious. And I got my Gmail, my personal email, I've got 2,441. But my work email, I run a tight work email. I'm eight away now because I open one. Wow.

Congratulations. Look at that. 9992. Oh, delete the mail. How much shit are you like getting emailed about? I'm like, I shut shit down quick. Like I hate if I get emailed about shit. Because I need like, it's like work. Like it's got, we've got a work email.

I also got my other email, which kind of is like my personal, but there's a lot of work in the email so I can't fluff around. Yeah. So I run a tight shit. Yeah, the thing with this is I've been at this job for a decade next month or month after, and I got in too deep. I didn't do it at the start. I was fucking around.

I was 20 years old. I got to the point where I had like 2,000 read emails. And at that point, it's too big to manage. Yeah, that's way to be. It's now too big a job. It's easier just to go, nah, fuck it. I can't start doing it now. I think you should just control, I'll delete everything.

It will make you feel amazing. Can I do it for you? No, because I need to go back and look at someone. point someone. You don't. You don't do. I guarantee it. As soon as I do it, someone will go, I need to go.

No. Is this your work email? Yeah. Oh, you can delete that. Yeah, delete it. So the theory is, if it's that important, they'll re-email you. Or just save the ones that are like contracting staff or like actual stuff you want to save. Although that can be found easily.

Just control or delete. No, I'm scared. Also, I'm excited to get to 10K. It's like when your car clocks over like 100,000 K's, you're like, woo. I wonder if it'll put a K next to it. Or just be zeros. Like on Instagram. Probably won't I.

Like that very good. I'm an influencer on emails, guys. Look how many... Oh no, it's unreads. One thing that stresses me out about the way you operate your text, Steph, is I also have a lot of unread text, but you should go into notifications and turn off so you can't see the little number next to it.

Oh, I don't know you could do that. I will absolutely do that. Oh, yeah, is a sneaking into the studio. Yeah, it's way... I've lost my cocoa Bella. Oh, no. Oh, no. Good one from the chili bin.

No. No. You could take your... glass in your shapes container? Yeah, I will. Oh, this is my Coca Bella. Cocobella? No, this is there on there.

It's a whole chili bit of them. I know. I had a whole one today. I'm feeling about crore. Yeah. I'm feeling quite crook. Don't drink a whole Cocabella. Coca-bella, the new viral craze.

It's chocolate coconut water. Have you tried it? Mm-mm. Oh, get a bottle. You're going to fucking love it. It's 95% coconut water. It's freaking... It's chocolate.

It tastes like chocolate milk. I love chocolate, any kind of milk. Like I love chocolate. Soy milk. I love chocolate. Go get one. We'll do a lot taste there. Vanilla soy milk.

Yeah, I love all the flavors of soy milk. It's my kryptonite. Yeah, it's real good, eh? I agree with you. It's so bad. I go to the supermarket. I'll just spend like, like, max 70 bucks.

And then I'm sorry, but I'm getting two poohoys. You're getting two poohs? Well, that's half your budget right there. No, and like literally I spent the whole 70 bucks. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, I'm getting two poohys. One poo hoy on the way home

and another poo for like a treat later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You'll be in the coffee one and then the caramel one. Oh, sorry. Stop it. I reckon, speaking of caramel, I reckon I've changed Maca's Sunday flavor to caramel. I was a chocolate girly like my whole life.

I know. That's very big. Thank you for acknowledging that. I agree. Did I still know. You've gone caramel now. I don't know, yeah, I've gone caramel. I don't know.

There's two strawberry. I go caramel on the bottom. Have you guys gone syrup on the bottom, syrup on the top? No? Oh, try it. And you ask for it. You ask for it. It's like 50 cents extra or something.

And then you go, because you eat all the syrup at the top and then you'll just left with, um, What is it softer? And then you've got like a little extra surprise for you. I'm a glass. I've got Harrison's just bought in the chocolate coconut. There's no more bottles. This is mine.

I've been lipsing it. Oh, that's right. Can I, you pour some of my glass? Carl took the fucking chili bin home, I think. Oh. Harrison's pouring me a little bit. Wait, wait. Sorry.

So we got... It was so many. Give it a bunch of chocolate, coconut milk. I'm in a mate? And Carl... Okay. Can I have in my coffee? There's a thing in the show today

where we're looking to find who has been stealing my English breakfast teas It's definitely Carl. If he's just stealing shit. Well, there's a whole case of it with a chili bin and that someone's taking it. Aw. Okay, so this fucking hates us.

Chocolate coconut water taste test. It looks like a very, very watery hot chocolate. This is huge, huge on TikTok. Everyone's drinking it. Just coming to Supermax in New Zealand today. Who's it from? What country is it from? What do I know.

Can you go on to Australia maybe? Oh my God, that's delicious. Can I look at what's in it? That is so yum. Water and chocolate. Taste like chocolate milk. That's delicious. Pretty mean, eh.

100% out of 100%. Yeah. That's amazing. It's amazing, eh. Why does this stuff exist? What's the calories like? Have we looked at that? It's fucking healthy.

It's got lots of electrolytes. It's pretty healthy for you. Better than chocolate milk, but it's still, it's quite high in colouring. What's the sugar? It's got sugar in. What's the, it doesn't matter. It's delicious. It really is coconut water, coconut cream, sugar and cocoa.

That's it. It's not bad. That's not bad. It's not bad at all. Lovely. Honeybones had two bottles to them. Well, far out. Well, I can't have.

There was so much here today when I rocked up. And somebody's taken it all away. I saw, because I think every radio station must have been given one of these ginormous. Like, imagine the biggest chili bin you've ever seen times it by 10. Like, it was huge. And I saw Tegan from my FM, because Eva, all the stations must have been sent them. She had like an, like, she almost couldn't carry them all. She had so many women.

But she wasn't even being greedy. No. There was just that much here. Yeah, yeah. That's what I mean. It's like, there must have been so many bottles. I reckon you could definitely go around the office today and grab a bottle. Do you think that I should Passag put in the edge work chat?

Hey guys, just wondering if there's any more of that chocolate coconut. No, please don't. I beg you for the love of God. We want to do content with it on here. No, Sean. Because I don't want to be collateral damage. I'll be like, oh, Sean's being a dick, so just being a dick. No.

Now, that's funny, but you know. Harrison, do you want to be collateral damage of me being a dick? No. No. I don't want to be collateral damage of me being a dick. Because I'm not that desperate for. I've got a bottle. I'll go buy one.

Just go around the office. It'll be a time around. I don't even want one. I just want to start shit. Yeah. I just want people to start pointing fingers. Sam, help. Okay.

Anyway, hey, hope you enjoyed that. Bottoms up. It's yum. Go get the chocolate, coconut water. And if you can't find it at your supermarket, go to Carl's house because you'll definitely have enough to share with you. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover.

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