The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #163: You saw your mum’s WHAT!? 😱🤣

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

Cheers to Tuesday! Help Steph parent Harrison stole food…🍟 People's Court! Have you been caught out naked...? 😱 Sean’s Teabag-Gate We check in on Niall Horan Interview with Audrey Hobert! ♫ ♪ Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the podcast. On the show today, we give Stefan Harrison more interview practice for our upcoming 24-hour interview marathon where I give them a different character scenario and they have to interview them. And boy, did things get interesting today. Yeah, we're literally interviewing people back to back to back to back for 24 hours non-stop next week on a live stream.

It's going to be crazy. Crazy times. It's going to be hectic. Not as crazy as me being a delivery driver and stealing food from people. I'm glad that you're admitting that that was crazy. You're going to hear all about that in the podcast. Yeah, crazy right.

I think so. That's the saying, crazy right. Tray, too shay. And thank you guys for giving me some parental advice today. I really appreciate it. Yeah. Anytime. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. New segment, help Steph parent better. Okay. New segment. We do this like every week. Yeah, I know. but maybe I thought we do it so often that it needed a name. So it helps your parent.

Okay. So if you want to chip into the combo, our text lines always open 3343. And don't worry, once again, as Harrison and I do not have children and we are happy to give our parenting advice to you. Well, I genuinely want to hear it because I went to, I've got a year and a half year old, almost, and we went to the mall today because it was raining and, there's a few of quite good indoor playgrounds at my local mall. So I was like, I want to spend some extra time with him before I drop him off at Kendi.

And so he went to the indoor playground. So you like those playgrounds. They're pretty good where I live. Maybe they're good for little kids. Yeah. Smalls small. What a stink playground. Now small small.

Toddler is true. Toddler's true. There's no swings or slides. It's like a bump. Yeah. And I'm always getting kicked out of them because apparently they have roughhouse too much. Yeah. But Sean, you're there without children, which I think is like.

Okay, and a balaclava on. A big trench coat. My neck gets cold. So, the mall's empty because it's like 9 a.m. And everyone's got lives. And so me and my boy, we're at this indoor playground in this mall. And then another little boy shows up. And he's quite a bit older than Rocco.

He's like, I'm going to guess his kids like three or four. Like double the size. Even though my boy's a unit, like he's quite big. But this boy's obviously a bit older. And the parents of this boy are. watching. They've set up shop on a bench and they're just chatting amongst themselves. And I'm kind of the only

parent looking at into the playground watching. And then Rocco gets quite possessive over this like right on dinosaur. And so he runs over to the dinosaur because he sees this other kid enter and he's like, this is mine like back off kind of thing without saying the words. He's just like touching the dinosaur like with the eyes. Yeah, they're like poo kind of eyes.

Yeah, like just like this is mine. And then the boy comes over, shoves Rocco to the floor. Rocko burst into tears. He's fallen down hard. Now, this is where I need some advice, because I've heard that you can never tell off another person's kid. That's like the unspoken role of parenthood. As whatever happens, it's up to the kid's parents to do the telling off.

But the parents didn't see what happened because they're off having a chinwag on the bench. I'm the only one that witnesses this. And so instinctually, three words come out of my mouth. until I catch myself because I'm like, no, Steph, you don't tell off other people's kids. And it was, not cool, man. How did you say it? Like, literally that.

I just stared at him, steered him down. I picked up Rocco, obviously. And then I stared at this boy, and I'm like, not cool man. And then I was like, how do you even, what do you do? How do you approach this? So this is my question. To parents out there, well, caregivers, whoever's in the know, and to you boys, how do you, boys, how do you?

tell off another person's kid without, like, telling them off off? Poor. Or is it acceptable? Or do you just, like, ignore it? Doesn't matter you, I'm going to riddle with ideas right now. Yeah, I've got a few. My first one that comes to mind is if the parents really aren't watching, could you... You can't push the kid?

No, I can't push the kid. If the parents aren't watching, could you push the kid? No. Second idea, did you have a water bottle with you or something? No. I had a backpack. You were at a mall? Yeah.

Okay, I would have gone to a supermarket or a bottle of water. would have gone to the bunnings in the mall, got in a bit of cement, mix that together and fed it to Rocco. So you can harden it. It's an old... It's got an...

I would have done. It's from the Hawks'Barre. My dad did. Or another one that I used to do, my sister used to do in the playground with my niece and nephew, to other kids,

she'd look at the kid and go, God, you're an ugly child. That's good because there's nothing... If the parents aren't watching, there's nothing to say you can't verbally bully the kid. There you go.

I feel like... What's that under your breath? God, you're an ugly child. No, no, no, I feel like you kill him with kindness. I feel like if you want to instill kindness in your, you know, Tamariki and stuff, you don't want to fight fire with fire. You want to be like, hey, well, you just got shoved. And, and I don't know.

How long? See, one and a half. Put him in a jiu-jitsu class. Teach him how to do it, teach him how to do a triangle hold or something. Can I read out of... I want to read out these tags. Dragon pick. Jasmine, you should carry around a water spray bottle and spray the other child.

Or like a bad dog. Hmm. Um, no. Make them, make them wee and then rub their face in it. That's good. That's my thing you do that with cats. Oh, something else my dad did that I did. Okay.

Something else goes, you hit the parents. Someone else goes, you just say, please don't do that and steer them down. I quite like hitting the parents. Just walk over there. You never had a child. No. Take it out of the dad. Okay.

That's great bit of advice. Thanks so much, guys. Everybody. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Is it ever okay as a delivery driver, be it Uber Eats, deliver easy, or whatever other one, to take a little bit of someone's food while you're on the way to delivering it? Yeah, I reckon.

Well, I know you reckon, because you said yesterday that you used to be an Uber Eats driver at uni and you used to do this. What are you talking about? Yesterday, when you said on the show, I used to deliver Uber Eats when I was at uni, and sometimes I'd steal people's chips. I said that, did I? And sometimes fish and sometimes popcorn chicken. On here I said that, did I? No, you said it off here.

Awesome. Okay, maybe I did. Maybe I did. Maybe I used to work for a delivery company when I was at university. About five years ago. And it was quite common for me to steal food from them. And I think that's okay. I was, what, 19 at the time?

19, 20. And if, you know, you go like a McDonald's or wherever, just steal a chip. Steal a couple chips. The best was like fish and chips. shops because they're being like this one place that's like Mount Vic fish and chip shop in Wellington. There were cardboard boxes

and you could open the box and there was like barely any chips in there. So you just kind of take it and then when they get home they're like oh man they're bit stingy on the chips. So fish and chip shops are great. I've only sold them. Wait so there were barely any chips so you'd take some of the beaily chips. Well this place is notorious for having barely any chips so you just go and have those chips

you're like I mean they already think it's barely any chips but I've only I've done that so chips is very common I've done a fillet of fish What? Like pieces of fish from fish Yeah, because it's a heaps. No, because why do you think so?

Because they always give you another bit of fish for free. No, they don't. They do, they do. They do. That's not a thing. It is a thing. It's absolutely a thing. You pay for however many fish you get.

No, you can always get a free fish. I'm the delivery driver. I know what it looks like. I've ordered fish and chips. I also know. I drove fish and chips daily. But you've been stealing their, I, okay.

Well, actually, no. Can't Harrison look at the thing. So someone ordered two fish and chips, there's three fish in here. I know, I can work it out. They go, oh, there's a free one in there. I'll have that. You know what? If you're looking to see if there's any extra and then taking the extra,

no, it's still bad. It's still bad. I'm going for two chips, Max. And while I'm there, I'm checking the docket to see how many fish are in there. You're not. I promise you I am. And KFC, I've sold on a couple popcorn chicken because you never know how many are going to be in there. And that's it.

But it did get pretty bad when, like, oh, this is true. I don't work for these places anymore, so it's fine, right? But like, fish and chips, I used to have, I used to have wet wipes in my car, specifically for wiping my greasy fingers when you shut boxes or anything. They'd be like, oh, there's fingerprints, so there's no trace of fingerprints. And for fish and chips that were in paper bags, a little roll of cellar tape in the car with scissors. I still had celibated back up.

This is premeditated. You have collected tools that you will need to do these crimes without anyone realizing. Do you know how much money I had to pay for drama school? Look where it got me. Hey, you've got it quite far. It's a good job at the radio, but it's not acting, is it? Not acting. It's not acting.

I had no money. I literally had no money. I had to eat. I didn't have dinner that night. That's what I did it would be. Order, order. We're opening up the people's court. Oh, 800 the edge.

Is it okay for a delivery driver to have some of your chips? Absolutely. Especially as a young student. Think about that. I reckon you would be the only person to fess up to this. I reckon delivery drivers are listening right now and they're like, idiot, why would you ever reveal our secrets?

Yeah. I reckon if you can get one other delivery driver to call up on 0800 the edge or text to 3-3-4-3 and be like, yeah, I do it too. Then you're off the hook. Okay, then it's fine. We just need one other delivery driver.

Wow, there we go. But if we don't get anyone through and it's just people thinking that you're scum, Harrison, you have to succumb to that and you have to be like, I, Harrison, and I'm scum. Okay, and if you also think I'm scum, Call and text through as well. Yeah.

All right. Let's do that with the People's Court today. Oh, bring it. Let's do that with the People's Court today. Instead of a jury, if we can get one delivery driver to admit that they do this. Yeah. You're in the clear Harrison. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. People's Court is open the case of, is it okay as a delivery driver to eat some, a little bit of the food while you're on the way to deliver. Harrison used to do this when you used to deliver food for people. A-OK, man. Look, I'm the judge here. No, yes, I'm the judge. Harrison, the plaintiff. The defendant, Stephanie Monks.

Yeah, I think one chip is like teetering on. Like, it's bad. Even one chip is bad. But you were saying that you're taking popcorn chicken. You're saying that you take a whole piece of fish. Yes, because I read the talker and fish and chip shops notoriously, give it extra piece of fish for free. And I think that's for us drivers.

No. I think it is, man. Unspoken rule. Maybe it's because the fish is too small, and then they put an extra one in there. So, I'd like to read out some text to you, Harrison. Okay. And any other food delivery driver listening who's guilty of this. Joanna, get your grubby hands off my food gross.

I always sanitise and a wet wipe, so it was actually fine, Joanna. Vanessa says, stick your beep fingers in other people's food. That's nasty. Well, it's now mine. Someone else says, I've done it. Yeah. Yes. No, well, that person refuses to answer their phone.

But they get me. it. No, no, I don't understand. Someone else goes, no, man, there's a scumbag thing to do. Someone else, that's why they staple the bags closed now. Do you know, can I also just, sorry, Judge Sean, can I just do another point as well? Sure. Do you know how often delivery drivers deliver a meal and you go away and then some little

scumbag gone, oh, my order didn't arrive? Did that ever happen before? I've never done it. Do you know what it's called freebie? I've heard of it. Okay, and they go, oh, it didn't arrive. And they get refunded and we get no money because of that. And we've done all that work.

So your idea is to get ahead of it. Yeah, a chip and a little piece of fish, I reckon that adds up pretty nice to me. I can't say I've ever done that, so. Wow. Well, let's go to our first caller. Anonymous is here. Anonymous, you are a food delivery driver?

Yes, I used to work at Domino's. Okay, Anonymous, answer the question for us. Have you ever stolen food, and do you think it's okay to do so? The chips? Yes. Like, you take a couple chips or while you're making it or packing it, but I reckon, like, fashion restapeling is a bit excessive. I never staple, it just sell-a-tapeed.

Oh, set-o-tape. What, they hadn't figured out the staple system for the time. You'd figure out a way. Anonymous. Cellar-tapping a bag together is still pretty bad, right? Yeah, I think if you're going to that extent, it's a bit bad. Yeah, well, different for Domino's driver, though, Anonymous.

It's got anonymous, because anonymous, uh, do not. Do you're okay? I'm fine, I'm a little bit nervous. Domino's drivers have it in those big heat packs, all that stuff. Us deliver easy drivers just had it sitting on the chair next to us in a paper bag open. It's kind of obvious when a whole slice of pizza is missing, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Danielle from Goon joins us as one of our jurors.

Danielle, welcome to the show. What do you think about this matter? Hello, Sean Harrison. I've got a question. Yes. Right, so whenever I buy myself takeaway, I'm not a delivery driver, but whenever I buy myself takeaways, if I tell myself I have one chip before I get home, It's never just one chip.

It's never just one chip. How do you contain yourself to only having one piece of popcorn chicken or one chip? Because I've, I've respect. I've respect for the people of this nation, and I'd never go too far. I'd never go too far. You're stealing fish. I'm feeding myself because I'm sickly. Danny, I'm not sickly.

I was sickly at the time. I was sickly. I was sickly. So I needed to have some food. some great points. I was sickly is a crazy take. I was trying to win over the nation. Joe, your friend is a food delivery driver.

What's your take on this? So I've got a mate. We went into Brisbane for a lad's trip, and we had a mate that was doing Uber Eats delivering, and he was saying that once a week he'd get, like, a mean feed and just not deliver it and smash it back. And I was thinking, oh. Now, when I mean mean feed, I'm talking like 200 bucks worth of, like,

Buzi Thai food. Oh, whoa. That's a whole other court case there, I reckon. He was just stealing the entire meal. Yeah, that's a bit too far, I'd say. What do you think, though? Yeah, me and my mate were like, nah, or like, if you want us to get you a feed,

we can shout your feed. That's a bit like you're gone beyond just taking a chipper. You're taking, yeah. Yeah, so Joe, a bit more than a chip. Joe, are you saying it's okay for me to take a couple chips and occasionally a piece of fish?

Yeah, I don't know about a fish. It depends what fish it is. If it was a snapper, I'd be bit, it depends. What about a tear? What about hierarchy? Yeah. Bottom feet of...

No, it doesn't matter what type of fish? No. Thank you, Joe. It does matter. Thank you, anonymous. Thank you, Danielle from Goon. The jury has adjourned, and I'm calling this guilty, Harrison. Bullshed. Guilty on all cases of eating human language, it is not yours. Producer Nurse Sam, bring in the handcuffs.

No, no. Not the fluffy ones. Oh, the fluffy ones, yes. Not the fluffy ones. The fluffy ones. Your Arvose Hit Harder with Sean, Steph. And Harrison The Edge.

There is an artist that if you don't know her name now, you definitely will be, knowing her name soon. Nice finishing all the seasons, dear. Her name is Audrey Hobart. She's an American artist. She's done a lot of writing for Gracie Abrams. She's got an amazing album out, and Harrison and I caught up with her recently.

You might recognise this song from TikTok. It's called Sue Me. A bit later on in today's show, we're going to hear more of our interview with her. She's great. So definitely stick around for that. But as part of the chat, we really broke down a few of her more standout lyrics in her work. Yeah.

Including in a song called Bowling at Alley, which goes like this. So I hit the joint now. I'm feeling better and I strip down self because I'm the naked neighbor. She's... She's... She confessed that. It's crazy. She's a genius.

She also confessed that she walks around her house naked. And she's a naked neighbor. People know her in her neighborhood as being. the girl that walks around naked. How can you be sure that your neighbors can't see you when you're walking around your house naked? Well, you see, that's, I think, the thing about being the naked neighbor is

you don't really care if they see you or not. I mean, that's like weirdly my experience is I just, my mom is always like, Audrey, close your blinds, close your blinds. But I just, I don't know. Like, I never assume anyone's looking at me anyway. And so, and I like to know my neighbor. and I've never like, I feel like I've like a pervy thing. Like, I've never thought any of my neighbours were purves.

Really? So you're like, you're mates with your neighbours, so you're happy to just give them a bit of a show. But like, remain mates. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, see, I'm not close with my neighbours, but if they did see me walking around naked, for me, it's the mentality of their loss, kind of, you know?

Totally. What do you mean their loss? Oh, for me personally, it's like, oh, you know, it could be a sight for sore eyes. So if you honestly be naked, you can purve away, but you're not going to like it. Oh. Yeah.

Yeah. They're lost, eh? Oh, poor Harrison. Poor Harrison. Wait, so you guys have this chat on Friday with artist Audrey Hobart, who's one of the biggest I'm-encoming artist in the world, and you chose to talk about getting naked at home. Hey, she's the one that wrote about it in one of her songs.

Her choice. We would love to hear incidences of being seen naked unintentionally. Oh, I love this. Yeah, relatable. I think everyone's had the moment where, because sometimes when you're at home, you think that people, driving in your car. You're like, no one can see it.

Yeah. But they can. Oh, they can. You've got a story, Steph. I'm sure you'll tell it next. I'm sure you'll tell it next if the guy who's literally trimming your bush. Yeah, we had a hedge trimmer man come over to, funnily enough, trim our hedges.

You can't make the stuff up. And, yeah, I'll tell you the full story next, but I'd love to hear from other people that can confess times that they've unintentionally been seen naked. Or maybe you saw someone that you didn't mean to see naked. I'm talking like awkward family member, like an in-law. No one wants to see naked. that. Auntie?

Exactly. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Now on Friday, Harrison's there. You guys talked to Audrey Hobart. This artist, yeah, big song on TikTok. You asked her about this song.

We're talking naked neighbours. When have you been caught naked? Yeah, just maybe you were unfortunately seen naked. Maybe not even with your neighbours. Just in life. Yeah, in life in general. Life in general, unintentionally. Can a few texts here, let's just riddle through some of these, because he's a great.

My nephew walked in, and I was getting changed and asked, why do I have such a big bottom? He was three at the time. I love that. Kids are truthful, to a fault. Kate, where my youngest was a newborn, I would forget to close my breastfeeding tops, of course, and I had a guy come to the door asking for donations for some charity, didn't realize that my boob was hanging out and forgot I was just in my knickers. Sleep deprivation is real. I so relate to that.

Okay. Can I read this next one? Yeah, but you know what you can't say. I know, I won't say a bad word. I'll say the proper word for it. Oh, I don't know about it. It makes it worse. I don't know. But you want the slang word or the word?

You vibe it. I'm going to do slang word. I think it's worse with the proper word. Which slang word, though, are you going to choose? D. Okay, then that's fine. I think it. You can come up with a better slang word, I reckon.

Okay. Vib it, vibe it. Okay. Say slip my snake. When I was younger, I was going through my older brother's phone and saw his log pick in his images. That image has been left in my head for 15 years. Cheers, Jasmine, for that.

That is horrible. Imagine seeing your brother's log pick. Slippery snake? Slippery snake. Yeah, well, maybe don't. These are actually all so much worse than just saying penis. Penis pick. Oh, yeah, that's horrific.

Imagine that. I would never leave my memory. It would never leave her memories. It's ingrained. All right, let's go to the phones. Oh, 800 of the edge. We are talking unintentionally naked sightings. And Tanya, you were the one.

bodied nudie-pooty. What was your situation? I was at the supermarket, I'm pushing a trolley around. I had a toddler in the front, and I was kind of leaning over the trolley as you do when you're pushing it around in the supermarket. And he had this lovely young man with Down syndrome call out to me, hey, I can see your bum. And I didn't know.

I was talking about it, so I just ignored him and carried on shopping. And he kept sort of hunting for me and popping up in the aisles and pointing, going, I can see your bum. and I got to check out and I kind of felt like this breeze sort of brushed past my leg like my leg was exposed and I turned around

and my jeans had split all the way from my pocket at the top down to my knee and my jeans had split open and yeah he could indeed see my bum in my undies and I'd just been cruising around the supermarket leaning over the trolley like that

for like 45 minutes how did you not feel that doesn't say I just didn't yeah Wow. No. No. Oh, you're like, God bless the little guy.

Oh, no, he can see. Actually, see your lap. Oh, thank you, Tanya. Jude, you were spotted with no undies. What's your story? No, no undies. It was just getting dark. I went outside to get the bottom part of my summer nighty,

which was a pair of shorts, and the house was dark, and my father-in-law was walking down the street, because we lived in the same street. My husband was away. and yeah thought why aren't all the lights on I know Jude's home who car's there

so he came around the back and here am I trying to because the door had clicked and I got such a fight about the door clicking as I went out that I forgot about getting the knickers off the line didn't I? I decided I was going to try and climb

through one of the bedroom windows so I was halfway in the bedroom and my father-in-law with his torch comes around and sees my bum climbing in the bedroom so embarrassing

Oh that's good So turn the bloody torch of Everyone imagined Their own in-laws in that situation Can you imagine that? She did it to her south about that didn't she? Yeah yeah yeah The door clip

For sure on the door maybe Thank you Jude Finally let's talk to Fraser On my 100 of the edge Fraser What happened Yeah good I'm just looking through the I paid with the family My kids

And my parents are there I've just been on holiday and you know pictures of them on the beach pictures of them just holding hands picture of my mum's box just right there on the screen for everyone to see

I was like oh my god what have you done like this is a family show my oh man my brothers have never just let me forget that so and I've never

forgotten it so your mum was taken some sexy photos of herself and somehow the entire family saw it. Well, I won't name their names, but it was my father. He says, oh, your father was just being silly and taking fun. I was like, just stop. Oh, Fraser, that sounds like years of trauma, which we will try and fix. Fraser, you came from that.

Yeah. Just, you know, you should show some respect. Fraser, Fraser, Fraser, how's your mom's box look? Oh, you're sorry. We're stopping at. That's insane. That's insane. Crazy.

You've won a Taco Bell voucher. They're not going to want to be associated with this. But I did throw it out earlier. So, celebrate Taco Tuesday. I just realized what I've done there. You can't give him a Taco Prize. I don't think we can give him a taco voucher. Out of ten.

How was it? Okay, we're moving on. We're moving. Sorry, Steph. Celebrate Taco Tuesday all week long with two crunchy tacos for just $5. Well, that was poor time. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean.

Steph and Harrison The Edge You may have heard this investigation that's undergone Guys, I'm pissed off We know I'm pissed off because I spent $9.95 on 200 Yorkshire tea bags

And I put them in a jar And I bought them to work And I put them in my cubby And then I went and looked the other day And half of them are missing Not only are they missing They've been replaced With a cheap break room tea

Someone has stolen my tea bags Then gone to the effort Of trying to cover it up By putting cheap tea bags pushing them to the bottom of the jar so that it pushes the other ones up and makes it look like they haven't taken any. Very clever. This person is an evil genius.

Yeah, I love it. We have to get to the bottom of this, mainly just to like figure out the mystery, but also just to congratulate this person on being so sneaky. I can't wait until we figure this out. And the name that keeps popping up the most in our investigation work is producer Carl, who works here at the Edge during the breakfast show. Yeah, popping up a lot.

We talked to Ash London yesterday. She mentioned that Carl's known to steal things, so I've got his number. I think it's time that we open this investigation and see if we can finally rule out the Edge Breakfast crew. It's called producer Carl. He's got sticky fingers. Hello, Carl speaking.

Carl Thompson, producer of the Edge Breakfast show. There is an investigation that's undergoing of which you are a key suspect, my friend. For God's sake, I'm just trying to have a lot. Okay, yep, yep, all right, what's going on? The case of the missing tea bags. Quite defensive, quite early. Mm-hmm.

Agitated almost. Okay, what was it? What was missing, sorry? You know. No, no. Tea bags. Oh, tea bags. Tea bags, tea bags, right.

Okay, what are these tea bags? All right, so, DPD Sheriff Steph here, Carl. Now, I've known you for a many a year. A many, a many a year. And when I heard that Sean's very expensive, Yorkshire tea bags who were getting swapped out with cheapies from the office kitchen, I was like, hmm, I wonder if this a coach. It can't be Carl.

It just can't be him. But your name has come up in our investigation several times, Mr Thompson. What do you have to say for yourself? I can see why my name would come up. I'll take anything that's not bolted down around work, a couple of Dell monitors, you know, like keyboards, mice, the odd office chair, hell even a, you know, like a gas card and a roadrunner. But tea bags, I wouldn't stoop that low.

I'm going to be honest. And I would love to, I'd love to give Sean a tea bag, but I'm not going to give him back. I mean, I didn't take any, so I don't have anything to give him. Well, Sean's got quite an obsession with tea bagging, Carl, and that's why we've asked you. The big question of, what do you drink in the morning when you come here to wear? What's your drink a choice? I'm a coffee guy. Yeah, I'm a coffee guy.

You know, there's a lot of free coffee at work. And again, like, I'll take a couple of tins in the Kona home, and then I'll just, when I'm at work, I'll just use the coffee machine and the grind that's available. I'm not much of a tea guy. It sounds like something you do. If you're going to steal Macona, then... If you're going to steal everything else in the office? Sounds like you steal things just to get off on it, Carl. You don't even need the things you're taking. No, no, I actually don't. I've actually got too much stuff, but that's what Facebook Market places for it. It's great. I'm making a killing. But tea bags,

nah, look, it's just not my thing. Sorry, guys. So, Carl, if we scratch your name off the list, who do you think should be at the top of our suspect list. Oh, top of the suspect. Do you know who's got a really big tea bag and that's Clint Randall? That guy has got a monster on him. Do you...

I think he's confused about the question. Yeah. Do you know what's talking about? Yeah. Actual tea bags. Yeah, teabags. Yeah, tea bags. A jar of Yorkshire tea bags in my cubby car and they've gone missing.

Yeah, so you reckon Clint. Oh, yeah, I reckon Clint. I'd still go Clint. He loves a tea bag. Okay. Thank you. Thank you, Carl. We'll rule you out at the moment.

All the mess of the investigation. The old morning show, Jester. He's not guilty as. It did. I felt we're no closer to this investigation. Some interesting text coming in. Rod says 9.95's not expensive tea. Yeah.

All right, Rod. Must be nice. Tim said stiff, saying genius too much. Sounds like she's proud. Guys, I'm the deputy sheriff in this investigation. I wouldn't be as corrupt as that. Have you found the person who's done it yet? Have you?

Well, no. I'm not Deputy Sheriff. It's a culprit could be one of us. Deputy Sheriff? Oh my God. Well, I think we should talk to Clint. There's a mole in the building. Okay, well, we'll have to put a pin on this for now, but we will get to the bottom of it.

Don't you worry, Sean. Your precious $9.95. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, Nile Horan. Where is he? We know what Harry's up to is making music Liam sadly passed

Louis and Zane They've just come out saying that they've got this Netflix show coming out A travel show Yeah it's like a road trip show Three part Netflix series Big bucks I reckon with Netflix, eh Yeah and I just feel a bit worried about Nile Are you guys worried about them?

I haven't really thought about it But until today you're so right Like what's he up to? Yeah he's Irish He likes to drink Let's just get in touch with Noel Producer Sam, he's good to go. He's on the phone line.

Yeah, all right. We've got his number. His team's reached out to us because he wants a bit of publicity or something. Yeah, I think he wants to get back into the... We'll find out. Noel Horan, mate. How are you? Good to talk, brother. Hey, how the fuck are you guys? I miss you.

Whoa, whoa, Noel, I'm... Okay, luckily, okay, Sean, you have to be ready on that beeper. I forgot how potty-mouthed Irish people are. Niall, geez, we haven't heard from you in ages. What have you been doing? You're a golfer, maybe a bit of that? Yeah, Pop. I'm pretty busy.

We just go down to the pubs. We do a different paint at every pub, really. Oh, but we're having a good time. Have a good time. We're at the local Shami right now. It's fucking amazing. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, man, no, we just thought we'd check on you, dude.

Because, you know, Harry's doing so well. We know Zane recently teamed up with Louie, and you're just kind of out. We haven't heard from you in years, bro. So we just, have you been going home, mate? You mean, getting you eight hours a night? Well, I think, oh, no, I don't really go home. I stay awake for most of it.

But I think the comparison you could almost make the lots of people are, is that Harry, is turning into wearing our skirts and I wear kilts now. I'm a real pub boy, Pepo. It's Scottish. It's a completely different ethnicity. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

It's a mix. You can't be a racist. It's a mix. No, buddy. No. He's just got it to Scotland. Hey, Nile, fella. Have you called your mum recently? Have you had a chance to talk to? Maybe he's talked to Ed Shearhan. See if he's on the stover. Oh, yeah. Fis. Mom goes to the pub with us.

Well, it's a family affair here. We don't stop till tomorrow. We have such a fun time. Ed Sheron even pops through some times. You, my brother. Why are you there so? It's very late. With the time difference, it's, it's, you should be home in bed and aisle. What are the other fellas up to?

They're, what, like a Netflix deal? They're about to make all this money and do, like, a road trip, three-part show, Louis and Zane. What? Harry's like the biggest superstar on planet Earth. He's dating Zoe Kravitz. Where are the boys doing a show? What's that for? It's for Netflix. Big, big bucks.

For Netflix? Big, big, big bucks. The TV company. Yes, right, yeah. Just the two of them. Did you get asked to do that? No How come

Bion guitar off you Phil set Okay No I didn't know about the Netflix That's really I'm really happy for it You haven't heard about it It's what everyone's talking about No no no they haven't actually They blocked me

So that's been awesome to know that they're doing Very well now And Harry's doing All that shite All right well cool thanks for talking I'm making my day Fing miserable So that's awesome thank you

He's slipping into a Scottish hackney again. He truly is. No, all right, mate. Well, all the best, brother. Hopefully, have you got any new music on the way? Bagpipe album. No, Scottish again. He's a bit confused.

Oh, no. It's called Played it Funky Music Pipe Boy. He's gone full Scottish now. It feels like we're talking to Lewis Capaldi. All right, Noel, get the help you need, brother. Bagger! It's going to be a bloody good album, guys. You're going to love it.

Okay. No horror in, ladies and gentlemen. Wow, what a get from us. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. She is an American singer-songwriter. She's co-written heaps of incredible songs with Gracie Abrams, but she has one of the best albums of 2025 of 2025 called Who's the Clown.

And her name is Audrey Hobart. She joins us now. Hello. Hello, thank you for that compliment. So Harrison and I, we've done some lyric. investigating. And is it okay with you, Audrey? If we pick out a couple of your songs on your album and we just get you to unpack them. Yes, absolutely. Here's a lyric. This may be an American thing. I just need a bit of clearing up on it. It says, see, it went like this. I finished

work and then I drove home pissed. Oh yeah. That does need a good clear up. So is that just to make sure it's clear. Were you having a few beavis behind the wheel or we're a bit angry? Because in New Zealand getting pissed means getting drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you're on the piss. So say you're finished working, you're driving home. I'm like, oh no, is she driving with a bit of alcohol in the system? Yeah, you sloshed. Yeah, which is very illegal, Audrey. Okay.

So in New Zealand, that line must seem like I was at work drunk. Yes. Yeah, then you drove home. Yes, literally. And then I got behind the wheel, so I must seem like a huge f*** to you guys. No, actually, no, Pist. I mean, in America, we use Pist as like, angry. That's what Pist means to us in America.

but that is so funny. I'm going to remember that. Yeah, when you're performing your Australian and New Zealand shows, just remind the audience guys. Like, that is so funny that the open line of that song to people in New Zealand is she's an alcoholic. You know, like, she's really open in the lyrics. I appreciate that.

You're like, no criminal conviction here, I promise, guys. I promise, I can get into your borders. That's so funny. That just made my day. No one final lyric, clear up from me, it plays if you don't mind, Audrey Hobart. But I love the song, don't go back to his ass.

So my question to you, the lyrics, don't go back to his ass. That shit is a trap, but never laugh, so don't go back to his ass. What if he's really, really hot? Well, that's what I sing about in the song. I'm like, I know it's hard, I know he's pretty, but don't go back to his ass. But what if he's like extra hot?

Like extra, like so hot, it's indescribable. Would you almost just go back for his ass? There you go. That's it. Audrey Hobart, we are pumped that you're coming to perform your incredible album, and I'm not just gassing you up. Like, I genuinely think it's one of the greatest albums that pop music's had in a long time.

I think you're very, very talented. And can't wait to see you perform it live in May at the Power Station in Auckland next year. A brand new show has just been announced the 9th of May, but also now the 10th of May. Tickets are on sale now. Power Station, great venue too. Yeah, Audrey, I don't know if you're aware how iconic the Power Station is. A little indie name who was at the Power Station this. year. Olivia Dean.

So she performed there. I know. But now she's performed there and now she's performing at Spark Arena next year. Yeah. Oh, she's checking over the world. Yeah, there's a good luck charm at that place. Woo! Yay! Okay, that makes me so excited. It's a great venue. You'll see us. There's like a balcony. We'll be kind of like trying not to fall off at waving at you being like, remember us when you do you do.

And then the next year you come, it'll be the biggest arena in New Zealand. It just will be. It's how it works. It's what happens. Yeah. Cannot wait to have you here in Altiro. Audrey Hobart, congratulations on everything. Everyone listening, you've got to go on stream the album. Cheers. It's fantastic.

And can't wait to see you soon. Thank you guys so much. You rock. That was fun. Your Ravos, hit harder. With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, hope you enjoyed that.

This is the extra bit of the podcast, the podcast outro. A little bit, you know, this didn't make it to the show. A little bit extra for experts. If you are a podcast listener and you're like, you know what, I finished that. And I want some more. And let me tell you, we've got some. It's so much more, guys. It's fucking riveting shit.

Harrison's got a plan. Because at work at the moment, they're doing a fishing competition, not the one that you go out with a rod and try and catch trout. But fishing, like, because they don't want any of us to get hacked on our emails.

So they're sending us all these clickbait emails and you're meant to, like, flag them as fishing so that they're like security, cyber security team, knows that we're all on top of it. And they, in Harrison, Harrison got done by a QR code.

And if you don't, like, if you don't do these tests right, or don't pass them right. You get like punished. Like you get blocked from things. You get taken off things. It's like you have to do test to get that shit back. That's probably just back.

Yeah, I'd never heard of... It's a fucking weird sister, man. I don't like it. I don't, yeah, I don't do any of those. So who's paid... I'm sorry, who's paid... Not only got the company here. But who's paid to come here and make...

That's their job all day. Trick us. To catch people out and then be like, sorry, you're now removed from this because you did this. Yeah. I'm like, what the fuck? Get alive. I don't know what fishing meant.

until a few months ago and it's like, yeah, it's to help you not fall for scams. Yeah. And so... And so yesterday, Harrison was out in the kitchen for a bit and he walks back in. Yeah. So yesterday... I've been scammed.

So in the communal kitchen area of Media Works there was a poster on the fridge that said... It said wing eating contest. Who can eat the most wings in 20 minutes? And it was quite nicely designed. It had a few chicken wings. It had a few colours.

And now in context, media work, like the company we work for, sometimes do fun things like that. Like every Friday there's like a duck derby race where you put your name to a virtual duck and it's on the live big television screen out in the kitchen and everyone watches the ducks race. Like sometimes we do fun things. It's a billion of radio stations is literally,

this would be the least weird thing that's happened this week. The least weird thing. I almost signed up for a dude. I almost scanned it. I was like, that sounds fun. Like, legit, like media works do some fun things. And so I would embed an eyelid saying that. I'll be like, oh yeah, there's a chicken wing.

contest like cool. Yeah. So it said who can eat the most wings in 20 minutes underneath that says sign up with a QR code. Yeah, great. And so I saw it and I was like, no, no. I was like, fuck it, that'll be fun. I'll meet some new people at the office. I'll have some fun. They'll be a cool Friday event or whatever. Yeah. I come to the studio, grab my phone,

go back out, scan it, and then a thing pops up on my phone on Google saying, oops, you clicked on on a simulated fishing email. Your fat can't. Take fat cut. Take three minutes to watch this video about fishing. And I was like, what the

Fuck! That is so fucked up. There's such a difference between tricking your workmates at a staff kitchen thing and like a scam email. I know. This is a little bit over-in. Like the ones we got, you guys want today saying like someone added you on Friend Book. Click here to sit. Friend book's not fakes, but we get that.

That's a scam. And I fell phone the other day. It was like, Adam sent you a present from some website. And I was like, oh, I don't know when Adam. So I wanted to. That was bad. That was bad. But like, that kind of thing you get it.

You're like, oh, okay. It's teaching you how to be a present. smarter about the internet. It's not, it should it be how to avoid pranks in real life? Like that's weird. No scammer's going to come to media work to your office, print out fake wing eating corners and put them up and try to scam you. They're not

leading the building. What are you doing? It's weird. And so in spite of that, I've been working with my lovely designer out there, Josh, and we've put together you guys either, see, I haven't got on my phone, but it looks, the poster, I've made a new poster that looks just like this.

And instead of saying, 20 minutes, it says 10 minutes. Oh, yeah. That's it. And we're just going to put it right next to the other one. Yeah. And so I'm going to host a wing eating contest next week. And whoever wants to join in can scan it and join in.

But I bet they fucking won't. And we're actually going to, so it's despite the people who are trying to catch us out fishing. We're actually going to get like a chicken company on board and hold a legit wing eating contest. So when they go around the office and go, oh, you're idiots, you thought there's a wingating contest. We can go, yeah. You know what? Yeah, there is a fucking contest. And you didn't scan it, you bastard,

because they won't scan it upstairs. They don't want to scan it. So we're trying to convince people, you should scan random QR codes because sometimes you might get free chicken wings. Yeah. Now I'm provided the office a wing eating contest. How cool is that?

I'm a little bit worried, because we have certain people in the building off a few times this year on other things. Yeah. Will this be the same group of people that are already mad at us? Different people, I'd say. Different people. Now we get more people angry at us.

Sweet. But not as angry at us. at us. Yeah, I'm okay with that. You'd rather more people a little bit angry than one group of people really angry. That's fair. I think so. Okay, in that case then great. Can I do it? I want to do it. Well, you can. Yeah?

Harrison, it's a free chicken. Well, you can do it, but it's more of a test. It's to see what people think. I don't want to tell everybody, I want to go in the office going, we can get in the office, I'm just going to put it right next to it. And they can decide, because I've been talking about people in the office ago, you fucking idiot, why did you scan that? Obviously, it's a fishing thing. I was like, I'm not, what are you talking about?

So it's a bit of a, what do you call it? A, um, a test. It's a social experiment. I'll be scanning out. So keep us in the download, guys. We're just going to see what happens. Hey, wouldn't it be crazy if no one scanned it because everyone's really smart.

And it's just like, us eating wings, you idiots? Well, we're getting a lot of wings and they're getting none of it that it's scanned up. In that case, they're not eating the chicken. Okay. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.