The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #168: Charades on the Radio… and other bad ideas 🤪

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

Too much Tuesday! Steph’s powerful OCD Awareness poem 💙 Harrison’s doctor hit him with a new diagnosis.. Help Sean pick a ‘First Dance’ song  Cha-Radios (it’s charades, but on the radio…) 🤪 Teabag-Gate (with a twist today!) Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Hey, welcome to the podcast, producer, Nurse Sam. Here joining us to tell us what of the best bits of the show today that made the potty. Yes, today we've got Steph's powerful OCD awareness poem. Ah, skip over there. If you just want to, if you want a light shaft on your drive or whatever you're doing, just skip over there one.

But heavy. But thank you, Sam. Well, it's all that. It's actually quite beautiful. Next, we've got Harrison's Doctor Hidden with a new diagnosis. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The S-T-Dizzle. And then help Sean pick a first dance song. Oh, yeah, that was helpful, actually. A beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful show today, guys. Huge. Duna. Yeah. Thank you, too, your news, Sam.

Oh, you've just faded away. Sorry, Sam, we're out of time. Play the Polly. Oh. Your Ivo's Head Harder. Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It is OCD Awareness Week this week, globally, all around the world.

And I feel like it's a mental illness that really isn't talked about enough. So obsessive-compulsive disorder is what OCD stands for. And I have a lot of experience with it. It's something that I've lived with since my early 20s, so a long time now. And it's always, I always find it quite tricky to articulate my experience with it. So I've written a poem and it rhymes. To try and make it. It's not funny.

I just love that it rhymes. It rhymes to try and make it a bit more easy to get through. Because it's a very hard topic for me to talk about. So it's like Dr. Seuss meets a quite serious mental health disorder. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's a good motivation if you get a bit teary during it. Yeah.

For us listeners, you're going to be like, oh, you've got to finish stuff because you've got to finish the rhyme. You have to finish the rhyme. Yeah, great. Yeah. Yeah. So, okay, I wrote it, sorry, this morning, and I haven't got through it without crying. So we'll see how we go. Hopefully the rhymes help, though.

Okay. There's a voice in my mind I never invite. It's there in the day and it's there in the night. It makes me worry about things I might do or things I may have done, though I know they're not true. It's not just a thought. It's a war in my brain, a cycle of panic, confusion, and shuner. shame. It shows me an image or a terrible scene, then loops it again and again and again. The thoughts are scary, awful and horrible. The thoughts go against all of my morals. The thoughts make me worry.

They feel so real. And the more that I worry, the more the thoughts steal. I question myself, could this truly be me? The thoughts won't stop. They won't let me be. A thousand what ifs, all screaming with doubt. It must be true if it's what I'm worried about. The checking begins spinning around in my head. I try to reason it out to unsee what I dread. I replay the moment, then rewind again, caught in a loop. It can't seem to end. Work, music, movies, I can't pay attention because every few seconds the thoughts creep in. Talking to people becomes so hard. I try to ignore the thoughts that bombard. I seem all right from the outside, but inside

the worries quietly collide. No one would guess, no one would know that I'm trapped in a mind that won't leave me alone. Sorry, it's still going. You're doing great. It's great. It's okay. If you can relate,

if you can relate, you might have OCD. There's help, there's support, and take it from me. Therapy works in meds do too. You don't have to suffer with what you've been through. This illness is vicious, it lies and it tricks. But I'm proof that after therapy, the thoughts no longer stick. The loops and the worries, they will come to an end. Your mind will be free. Your mind will mend. Speak to your GP. They will give you a name of a therapist that can help you, because I did the same. OCD lies. It doesn't define you. There's life beyond fear.

I promise that's true. And for the others, Just remember to not say, I'm so OCD. We're describing yourself as neat and tidy. It's not just a quirk or a passion to clean. Let's spread more awareness of what OCD actually means. Then. Oh, Steph. Nice, Steph.

Wow, that's incredible. I know you worked so hard on that to try and articulate it because it's such a difficult thing to talk about. It's so hard. Some of the text messages rolling through. Beautiful, Steph, on, awesome, Palmbury, powerful. Steph is so brave. while I was sitting so hard.

Let's go to Nikki on my 100 at the edge. Nikki, welcome to the show. Hi, guys. I just want to say that I am a fellow OCD sufferer. I'm actually 53 years old. And it's got a lot better than it has been, probably just thanks to medication, to be honest. But I know what the ruminations are like,

the intrusive thoughts and, you know, there were times that I had had such terrible kind of panic attacks from it that I would hide under my duvet because I just couldn't stop the thoughts. Yeah. Normally sort of quite catastrophic thoughts, like... Totally.

And it goes... Stuff to do. Yeah, they go against all of your morals and just horrific stuff that you just can't seem to shake away, they just get stuck there like a broken record, like getting a song stuck in your head but it's like the world's worst. The terrible song. Yeah, yeah.

Just quickly, Vanessa is here as well. I wanted to say something to you, Steph. Hey Vanessa. Hey, hey Steph. I'm just out driving when I was listening to your little wee message, you just sounded there's just an amazing way how to speak up about it. Yeah, it brought tears to my eyes just because I go through anxiety, so it's kind of like similar but

a little bit understanding by what you're going through. so powerful, Steph. You're an amazing woman. Oh, thank you, Vanessa. Thank you, Nikki, before. Yeah, it's one of those things that people don't normally talk about, but I would love to this week. It's OCD Awareness Week of just spreading a little bit more awareness and educating people

of what it actually is, and let's just stop using it as an adjective. There's no such thing as being so OCD. So, yeah, that's basically my mission this week. And thank you for listening, everybody. Really appreciate it. I'm fine now. I just want you all to know that. It comes in waves, but at the moment I'm in a good place but if that was to change then I'd be right back into therapy because it

is the greatest thing that you can do if you're suffering with this illness. EIP and cognitive behavioural therapy literally is the greatest thing to exist. So there you go. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Guys, I'm at the doctors this morning. I need to go to the doctors. I don't like, how often do you guys have medical checkups? You know, I treat my body like I treat my motor vehicle and I'll only really go when all the lights are on yeah I'll go to the doctors once every five years when I think I'm going to

die right I get if there's like a one thing wrong with me then I'll go to the GP like ASAP Oh yeah oh no no I'm the opposite so I've never liked that but my parents were like how was the last you went to a doctor You know when I didn't go to the dentist for like five years

I got ginger virus and really bad gun disease So they thought maybe go to the doctor just to check everything Yeah, it's like a warrant of fitness. Yeah. You do it for your cars, do it for your body. Yeah, so I went to see the doctor. Harrison isn't in a waffle like a year staff.

Yeah, it's a bad analogy to you. Yeah, I'm really bad. Just all those kind of things. So I'm seeing a nurse and a doctor, all right? So I see the nurse. Hey, mate. Go sit in there. First time, it's a new doctor.

I've never had one of being in in Auckland. Oh. So it's my first time. Oh, my gosh. Been here for three years. Oh, my gosh. I know. Nurse has all the checks for me.

Ask me a million questions. Do you smoke? Do you drink? Yeah, yeah. You're always known to all of those things. Do you smoke drink? Absolutely not. Never.

What even is that? Why would you tell them if you did? Why would they tell them? I might punch a pack of darts a week and smoke drink all the weekend. You're a doctor? You're meant to... Nah, they don't need to know that stuff. It's personal.

And so I sit down in the waiting room. I'll wait for your doctor. I mean as. Go see the doctor. The doctor is talking to me for ages. Ask me so many questions. She's like, why did you... She said, why did you come in here today?

I was like, oh, I just my parents said, I'd actually get a medical checkups. She goes, you're fine. There's nothing wrong with you. I was like, oh, I mean, so we just kind of sat there and yarn for a bit. I was like, let's make the most of my money. It's not on the clock. It's just for this checkup, you know.

And then I'll leave in the doctor. And I walk out, walk into the wedding room, the nurse runs out. Hey, Harrison. I'm like, yeah, yeah. He said, can you come in here for a second? I walk into the nurse's office. And he goes, hey, have you, do you know what HPV is? I was like, no, I don't.

He goes, do you want your HPV jab? I go, no thanks. I'll start walking out. I don't need that. I'm like, no thanks. And he goes, Harrison, take a seat, mate. And I was like, oh, God, what's this about? So he pulls me in.

I sit down. He's talking to me, he's like, yeah, we've just, we've looked through your tests, all your results of your tests and all the questionnaires you've read out and stuff. I was like, yeah, okay. And he's like, I think I might have to diagnose. knows you or something. I was like, what? Do you know what he's diagnosed me with? What? Genital warts. So he thinks I have genital warts.

Well, he doesn't think he's a doctor. No, no, I know. He said genital warts. So, did he see that? No. He asked me how much I drink and smoke and then took my blood pressure and that's all he did. And from that he's like, oh, yeah, you've got, did he ask you if you, like, are itchy or irritated down there? Nah, don't even ask about that stuff. Any blood tests or anything? No blood tests.

It's just from the questionnaire. Yeah. It's kind of a vibe you're giving off. Diagnos of genital warts. It's from what you've said today and your attitude. I reckon you've got genital warts. Do you want to jab for it? I was like, no, bro, I'm all good things.

And I left. What? But that's it. Yeah, so apparently guys, on the down low, I've got genital warts. Oh, man. On the down low down, yeah, yeah. What I'm taking from that story is it was a male nurse and a female doctor.

It's incredibly progressive. Sean. Isn't it? That's amazing. Maybe he could smell it. Isn't it? I think that was pretty cool. Not the general warts, though.

Nah, it's quite a harrowing story there, Sean. You had to be sexist to the ends. We've got to ruin all the other. I was trying to be anti-sexist, but it ended up being sexist. It's all-circled background, didn't it? Five-star facts come out. If you can smell it from there, I've got a problem. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. I'm going to get married eventually. What? I'm going to get married eventually. Yeah, yeah. That seems further away than it is. I had my engagement party on Saturday, guys. You were there, Steph.

I embarrassed myself at one point because I got up to say a speech. I talked about it yesterday, but I'd had too many drinks, and I tried to make a joke at everyone's expense except mine, and it kind of didn't work well. And then my fiancé kind of was like, oh, had to recover for it? Yeah. And you were there cringing in your seat, going this is awful.

If you think of a joke that is so not funny, and just doesn't land and lets the whole crowd make this reaction, then that's exactly the joke that Sean attempted. That's a real shame. Yeah, it wasn't ideal.

And then after the crap joke, Jeannie, your fiancé, was like, he's a comedian, everybody. Like, what a burn. It was quite good from her. And you also, like, talked about setting up for it. And I saw your partner, Jenny,

make a vlog about setting up this whole day. You weren't in any of it. Nah, no, I was a whole, you stayed home. I didn't realize how much they was to do. So, like, we're, Steph and I, off the way we've had a chat, we're a bit worried about your actual marriage day,

the wedding day. Yeah. Because, do you care? Yeah, I care. Yeah. I just feel like you need a little bit more of involvement, because it's you and genie. Yeah, I thought engagement party, I was like, oh, engagement party.

But we're on, we're in the wedding. But I also feel like... She's put me in charge of music. You need to take this a little bit more seriously than you currently are. As an onlooker. Yeah. Because for... A bride to be.

And not all brides are the same, but I know Jenny quite well. And I think this is a day that she's always dreamed about. And, you know, she has a vision. She wants it to be perfect. And, Sean, you're very, oh, how can I do a joke or how can I do something that's funny? That's not, I think, what a wedding kind of is, especially if you're bride. As a guest, that's the wedding I want to be at. I want people to come away from a wedding going, wasn't that hilarious.

No, no. No, I don't. Okay, this is a conversation I think you definitely need to have with your fiancée. Gene Eva because I don't think that's what she wants. No, okay, I'm playing it up, but like a little bit. Like, I've got, for example, we're talking first dance songs. Yeah. And I'm in charge of music so I can pick these things.

So I've come up with a few edits. What I want to do is, like, what's funny? Oh, God. Misdirection. No. Okay, so I want to do a serious first dance song and then, like, whip it into a party song. So this is my first idea of what I might do for my first dance. All right, so we're dancing here.

Oh, everyone's going, oh, these guys, it's cute. Look at her in the eye And then we do a pre-prepared shuffle No This isn't even funny This is cringe, it's like 2010 vibe All right, look at us Beautiful

Great wedding song Look in her in the eyes I kiss her, I dip her here Pull her back up, spin Back to me I get the mic I'm in need I rap gold digger

Clean version Using my hitter in replacement for the words, I can't say. Yeah, but after a few drinks, made I feel like just the standard version of it. I won't, I never do that. It's given your history. I promise I won't do that. What do you think, though, if I was to keep it clean?

No, no. I think they're terrible choices of music. You need to start thinking about Jeannie. Do you have Harrison things that? I'm worried. I thought you'd find it funny. Nah, it's not, no, it's not funny. It's not funny.

You need to start thinking about your fiancé and take it more seriously, please, Sean. Yeah. Alecson said, send me. that's so I could use it on my wedding day. Our luck. Come on. All right. Listeners, this is where we need to step in, Harrison, myself and you. We need to...

Help the poor boy. I was going to say infiltrate. Yeah, help. Help. Help is a wave-in-to-it. We need to help, Sean, and we need to come up with the perfect first dance wedding song that takes it seriously, Sean. Okay? Okay, what are your suggestions then? Mine is like a classic, beautiful song to dance too. It's a thousand years.

No jokes, no comedy, just pure love. Bit boring, bit cliche. It's better than every damn shuffling. Well, hear me out, all right? What if we do this? Compromise. Yeah. Okay, 3, 3.4.

We're there later in the nightmare. Separate the two. He needs your help. What was your first wedding dance? 3343, call 0800 the edge. All suggestions are welcome because, let's see. Let's be real. He needs it. What about, okay, hear me out. I'm out having a siggy.

You don't smoke. No, no, but it's my wedding day. I'll take it up because it looks cool. And Jeannie, my wife, plays this race on. Where's My Husband? Nice. The Edge. Good song.

Your Arvose, Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It was my engagement party over the weekend with my beautiful fiancé, bride-to-be Jeannie. and you know, Steph and Harrison, you guys made good points that maybe me and her are on different pages when it comes to what's important in a wedding with me leaning more towards the guests having a good time

and making them laugh and you guys going, maybe it's about the bride having a special day and I haven't thought about that. I think it's definitely about you on everyone to have a good time but I think that's not what you're prioritising. You're prioritising. You're showing off your comedy skills.

Thank you, being funny. Yeah. That's not true. You want praise for being funny. Yes. So not the time for it. Yes. I think that's it.

It's a captive audience, though. Well, yeah. Yeah. So we would love to help you, Sean, by suggesting other songs, other ideas of what you could use as your first dance song. Okay, love this. Yeah.

So some great suggestions are coming through on 3343. However, I do question your suggestion, Tash. The song to Madagascar is what Tash dance to first. I like a more. I think you and Tasha get along really well as to later on. Move it. No, it's fun.

Kind of cultural one. You like that one? Yeah. Yeah, it feels racist. I know it's not because it's from Madagascar, but it is feel it. Yeah. Aria texted in. Not like my gold digger suggestion.

No. With a great idea. She said that her hubby kept the song a secret. She didn't know what it was until it played on the dance floor. I need to do that. It sounds like you guys would be your best friends. No. that her husband picked, I'm in love with a stripper.

That's good. That's kind of funny. Now that's funny, Sean. That's quite good. That's good. That's good. That's good. You are then calling your bride a stripper.

Yeah. The crowd would need to know what's happening. Yeah. I don't always have been very confused. And Jeannie did strip for a bit, so I don't want to drag that back up. You got, girl. Now, let's talk to Katie on 0800 the edge because Katie, you've got a great yarn. One of our main songs for our wedding was Eastside.

by Khalid and Halsey. Nice. Tune. Quite romantic. Why this one, Katie? Well, me and my hubby or then partner were big road trippers, and so that was a song we used to love cruising to. We did change the lyrics up a little bit, though, because we're from the West Coast,

so we used to change lyrics up to, used to meet me on the West side in the city where the sun does set. It does set on the West. So you made it to the West, the Westy version of East Side. Yeah, yeah, and we didn't have a blue corvette, so we were driving in the black laurel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that, Katie.

So, wait, did you have to, like, record your own version of it, or just, like, shout over the original lyrics at the wedding? Oh, we still just shout over the original lyrics, mate. That's how it goes down here. We're so sweet. We're so... You got it. So it does it, does it.

Oh, Katie, thank you. That's so funny. Pleasure, pleasure. Pleasure. It's not as better than my suggestion, though. I was just, like, yelling. First dance song. Way better.

And I've got to yell over the lyrics. What about Denal's suggestion, Love Shack? Oh, that's a change. Love Shack's like a nice amount of funny. Yeah. You know, it's a cheeky amount of funny. And then it goes, no horns. If you do earhorns at your wedding.

No earhorns. Just please, for the sake of your marriage, don't. Oh, okay. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We play a game at 3pm every day. It's called Easy Money. It's a chance to win $1,000.

And this game's become so popular. But now it's an app. We're doing a live event for you to win 10K, The Edge, Breakfast Player, and Harrison is forever trying to come up with whatever the next version of that is. Yeah, and I've got to do so many different versions. Find Word. That was a big one. People really liked that one.

What was that one? When I'd say words like, Sim on. And you'd be like, Simon. Remember that one? I don't think it had as well as Harrison. Remember that? We all played it together. I don't think.

either wasn't hair or I've blocked it out of my memory. No, no, no. I've got this brand new game, which I literally think is going to be historic for radio and change the way we, honestly, change the way we do things around here. All right, I love this. Okay, well, I'm here to play this mystery game

that could overtake easy money success. It will. Kristen from Blenheim, welcome. And congratulations on being an inaugural player of, what's the game called? This. Okay, three words. Two syllables.

Oh, Superman. The Notebook? Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows Part 1. Nice, you got it. Sharedio. Do we have to say it as high pitch as you did? Sharradio. So, Kristen, it's charades on the radio.

Okay? Okay. Yeah, so how it works, you've got 30 seconds in the clock. I will act out a word or a phrase. Steph will describe exactly what I'm doing. And then once the time is up, you, Kristen, are going to answer what it is. Oh, God.

So actually... So it's like charades of the middleman. Yeah, but you're going to sit silently through it. We've got to tune in. Yeah, just take in what Steph's saying. And you're going to ask for 30 seconds. You go to get that what it is. If you do, you win a prize.

Okay, so really a lot rides on my descriptions of your actions. And me and Kristen have really got to be viving for her to understand my description. 100%. Okay, let's tune in with each other, Kristen. What color am I thinking of? Blue. No, that was green. But that's okay.

That's okay? That's okay. That was my second death, actually. Yeah. That's all right. Okay, all right. Here we go. I think this is going to be great.

Harrison, Kristen, Steph, your charadio time starts now. Okay. All right. He's doing the movie sign. Five words. First word. He's doing the letter T. Second word.

The. He's doing the actions of a cat. He's got his tongue out and now he's doing the third word. He's got his point. finger and he's putting something. The cat in the hat. He stopped. He's crouched down.

He's standing back up. Is the 30 seconds up? No. No. Still 10 seconds left. Oh yeah, you got it. Yay! Nice. Yeah.

Is that it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're at the charadeo gong. Well done. I think that was really cool. That was good. That was good. I think it really gave it away.

Yeah, it did. That was an easy one. I think we can go harder. Yeah, I just wanted to start it easy to, like, prove to the boss is that I could do it. Yeah. But then, like, I made a rule where, like, you can't actually speak until the 30 seconds up, so I am going to have to disqualify you, Kristen. Oh, what?

Now, you just had to answer it after the 30 seconds. You did it 20 seconds in. So she was too smart. Yeah, so she got disqualified. Oh, I didn't realize. I thought that just Harrison wasn't allowed to talk. No, you can't talk. So Steph exited how I don't talk, but you can't talk for 30.

30 seconds and then you try. Okay, okay. Sorry, Kristen. Thanks for playing, though. We'll workshop it. We'll workshop it. We'll make sure the rules are clear. Kristen, I loved your energy.

Yeah, you just, you just cheated a bit. So we're just going to have to, yeah. Oh, no redemption then? Come on. We'll call you back tomorrow, mate. If you're going to play again. Perfect. I'll be round.

And that was... Three words. Two syllables. Oh, Superman. The notebook? Harry Potter and the Deathy Hellas Part 1. Nice. You got it.

Sharedio. So she was too quick. She broke the rules. She got it, she got it correct too fast. Yeah. But she still losing? That wasn't the hour of the game. We're going to work.

All right job. I think it's got legs, ma'am. Thanks. A lot of good Mahe put it to that one. Hey, up next. She seems stoked. Your Arvos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Now this has been going on for longer than I'd care to admit. But someone's been stealing my tea bags at work. We've been looking into it. I've got these expensive. of Yorkshire tea bags. I've put them in a jar. I've hidden them in my work cubby. Longer than you care to admit. We're doing this for you. No, I know. That's what I mean.

It's your tea. What I meant by that is I wish we'd solved it by now. It's been going on for weeks. We've interviewed every single person in the office. We're trying to get to the bottom of who's stealing my tea bags, replacing them with cheap ones. It's a calculated hate crime. It's not a hate crime. It's not a hate crime. It's definitely not that. It's a hate crime.

But it is very peculiar. Because if anyone listening is working in an environment where it's like an office and a shared kitchen and you've got little like lockers or whatever. Imagine someone going into your little stash of treats and teas and all that. And then people have taken Sean's tea bags and replace them with the cheap stuff from the office kitchen. Like it's quite incredible behaviour. It's fantastic.

Very confident. Yeah. And we've interviewed, gosh, so many people. I think the whole H-T may. Yeah, I've lost his show, all the producers. Yeah. You've lost friends over it. Yeah, I've had altercations with people that I'm not proud of in the kitchen.

and he probably didn't do it, but I just get angry. Yeah. It is very strange. Of threaten things that I don't care to admit on the radio. Yeah. There was one name that we kind of circled back to. It was the first person he asked was Cal. Ah, yes.

It was the day show. Yeah. And we were like, ah, there's just something about him, though. It's a bit suspicious. You don't have deflected it and we look into him and we go, and everyone's saying, it's probably Cal, it's probably Cal. He drinks that tea. He's very cheeky as well.

Yeah. So, guys, I did a little bit of undercover investigation. getting today. I went up and just had a normal chat to him. But I secretly recorded it. This is some evidence. Hey, Kel. You know this like tea gate thing? Oh, Sean's tea. Yeah, yeah. You know how we, I don't know, we ask you first, but I feel like everyone's a bit suspicious. It might still be you.

Not really. Yeah, but just be honest with me. Like, is it, did you actually? No, because I don't drink tag. I don't like tea. Be sure, though. I've got to, like, literally everybody. I'm going to have a tea. If I'm going to have a tea, it's like a, a, it's like a, a be a sleepy tea before bed. But between you and me, I do know. I do it. I do know. I do know. I do know. No. Shut up. Actually?

Mm. Okay. I won't tell them. Well, I'll promise. Promise, promise, promise. Promise. Go. Okay. No. Oh, he's gonna be so angry. I didn't say anything. Yeah, yeah, no. We'll go away.

And, and yeah. And yeah. Okay. Thanks, co. Between you and me, I. Anyway. Have a good try. Thanks. He's going to be so angry. How hell you beeped out the name? Yeah. Why? Who is it?

I know it is. Yeah, great. Yeah. Who are you going to tell me? I don't know, man. I just feel like we're doing... Oh, don't do this. I feel like we've done this whole T-K thing for a long time.

Me and Steve has done most of the work, man. That is true. We've interviewed so many people. I went out of my time and interviewed him secretly. I've betrayed, I've ruined our friendship, you know. We haven't yet. You haven't seen what it was. Yeah, I can tell you who it is.

But I want something. because you get something that's a big thing you find out who the culprit is I want something in return oh this is crazy man we've been doing this for so long

you find out the information you try and use it as leverage for what what do you want from me um oh gee you only give you money to tell me who it was no I don't want money

I want I want my own bus train theory man I want my own mooding I want my own annoying Sean song Bus train and fury Bus

I want almost like a theme song I want a song And I'm about to clip up the hook and play it Because Sean Stephen And then the theme song plays I want you to make it Because you're the guy on the buttons You're the DJ, you do this stuff

Yeah you are so good at making silly little annoying songs Sean This seems like a great deal So I'm gonna give you Just tell me this the craziest bargaining show Do you know what I don't want money or anything I just want that kind of stuff So give you 24 hours to make it

If you don't make it in 24 hours I'm not going to tell you This case is close And I'll always know, but I'll never tell you. Are you being serious about this? That's actually what you want. A hundred percent. Oh, don't make that for you.

You should just ask. I'll imagine you the song if you want to want that badly. Oh, really? Blackmailing's a little bit more fun. Blackmailing's fun. And if it's not up to my standard, I'm still not going to tell you. Oh! Oh, my God.

Okay, so how long does he have? 24 hours. So this time tomorrow. Yeah, wait. So just saying it's right, you want a catchy song about you. That's like a theme song. A theme song about me. So we can play on the show.

Yep. Like catchy. Okay, all right. Any genre? Any genre, man. Okay. It just has to be good. It's not good enough. Like, seriously, we'll just never know. And you'll tell me who it is.

I'll tell you right now. You were going to be fuming when you find out. Yeah, I bet it's you. No, I don't drink tea. Shake on it, shake on it. Shake on it. Deal's a deal. This time tomorrow. Ooh, Sean.

I don't know what you want to be to shake. Anyway. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, I hope you enjoyed the podcast. We've just gone to call my mom off here for something and her on our system you can choose someone's name, location

and write something about them. Like city normally like Auckland, class, yours, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. It's my mum and her location was set as Harrison's bed. I didn't do that. Who did that? Who is doing these funny things? I didn't do it. Why is everyone who's going to fuck with me in this workplace? Did I tell you that for years now, for years, for three turnovers of the promotional people who are the ones who

book our flights for different work things. My name's been saved as Sean Michael Hill. Oh, R-I-P. My middle name is not Michael, but that's thing it's funny because of the jewel. And every time I'm like, can you change this? Because one day I'm not going to be allowed on the flight because I'm going to look at my passport.

It's not going to match this. And they go, nah, funny. Well, your filter is... Funny. You love jokes, ma'am. Is it funny? But then when we do jokes to you, you don't find them funny.

That's the filter. Is it funny? I'd say yes. I would say, I don't think it's very funny. And also, even if you're not allowed on the flight, like not your problem you know yeah but i know it'll happen when i've got it's a cool thing to go to it won't be some lame thing it'll be like oh you're going but when are you gonna you're gonna travel international with this job eventually hopefully eventually hopefully yeah well we used to go

and interview people overseas and then COVID hit and then it's not gonna happen man well it might do nah I reckon not for sure what's gonna happen is it always the coolest thing of my career it'll be someone that I really love that I'll get to go and interview live in LA I'll get some cool an exciting opportunity and then I won't be allowed to board my flights. I'll say Sean Michael Hill and I have to come back. But again it falls on comedy. Yeah, is it funny? It will be funny. It will be funny. Arriving at the check-end desk,

not being allowed on the fly and then your co-hosts, Harrison Keith and Stephanie Marks, our names are perfectly spout. So we go through the gate and we leave you behind by Sean. Like that's quite funny. Yeah, that's funny, man. It is. You always love it for the jokes. No, you're right on that for you.

You don't have turned me around or not. Yeah. That is funny. Who would be like your dream to interview in LA? Like who, in this hypothetical situation, who are we flying over to a visit? Yeah, I was trying to think about that. Maybe like an actor that I really like, like I like Seth Rogen stuff. Like, he'd be real fun to sit down and talk to. Or a comedian person, comedy person.

Who would you be gutted to miss out? Yes, Seth Rogen would be heartbreaking to us. I would love to go and talk to like Seth Rogen or if he had like a new movie out. I really like him. Who would be your dream to meet, Harrison? Um Um I don't know

Good chat I don't know Here's a better question Do you have a celebrity in your head That you're like If I met that person I actually genuinely think we'd become friends Because I think that was Post Malone

I think that was like I think me and Seth Rogan You and Seth Rogan Yeah I don't think that would be on Yeah I think me and Post would generally I reckon we'd become like good friends And then maybe he'd be like The best man in my wedding

And maybe we'd be like Playmates Can I name drop a celebrity that genuinely I thought we became best friends? And I didn't expect it because I've never really been interested in this person. But fuck we vibed. Adam Lambert. Oh, really? He was so cool.

He was so cool. And we just got each other's humor so, like, so well. I was like, oh my God, we could be friends. Yeah. That's quite. I could see you in Adam Lambert being mates. Yeah. That makes sense to me.

He was fun. Yeah. So silly. You love a gay bestie as well Love Everyone loves a gay bestie though I would have called Adam Would have been a great time

Yeah Did you have true Anyone would get along with Adam He's just Gay performer Gay Theetic and stuff Very funny My God

My favourite people Literally Hmm Hmm Hmm Didn't you No you travelled to LA And you were trying to make friends

Who was the celebrity That you were messaging You thought it'd be such good friends That you were trying to Catch up with her I went over to interview Will Farrell and Kevin Hart

Did not become best friends but I DMed Shane Mitchell I was like guess what I'm in town Yeah that's crazy Never met her before No But she'd had in her head Just like we're gonna be friends

We wouldn't be friends I would be like just like So nervous around her Just being like oh my God You're an idol I idolise you You're so hot You're so beautiful I want to be here

I want your life You can't be friends with people If they're drooling You know Yeah it's too much It's too intense I'd be way too intense Yeah

Yeah you can't pick someone who's too far above you know, where you're at. Yeah. You know, for example, I don't think I could hang out with Justin Bieber because I think he's quite, he thinks he's quite cool. He is quite cool. I'm not quite cool enough.

Mm. But then you're going to be a different, just step down level of cool. Who would be like our level? Like, they have to be a celebrity. I'm not saying like levels of celebrity, but our levels of like chill. I reckon Niall Horan. For you? For like us.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, Niall. I think now will be a good one. Lewis. Capaldi. Oh yeah, all the Brits that love to sink beers would be. Yeah. Any Brits really.

Yeah. What about like, who would I get along with? That's like equally as intense as me. Do you know what's like kind of crazy thing? I caught up with a friend recently who just got back from London and he moved over there and he managed to get a job in events in marketing for Road. Our Oach. Our O-O-C-O-C-O-O-W.

Wow. R-H-O-D-E. Hayley Beaver's brand. Yeah. And so he's become friends with Hayley because he works with her. He sets up all her events. And he's met Justin quite a few times.

He knows his first-name basis with Justin. Like, just, this is my old flat mate. Cool. First-name base of Justin. Can I call you Justin? Yeah, everyone I was going to do Beaver. So, yeah. Your name.

What I mean is Justin knows his name. The bass is goes both ways. but because he works quite it's an intimate team that we set that these are road events up so he works with Haley a lot and I was just talking to him about it and he's like genuinely just in the circle

with Haley and Justin and just works with them and that's like his boss is Haley B-Bee was like that's so crazy you'd have to have like zero um you'd have to be so sweet and chill and like not be fanish at all

you'd be quite good at being Sliberti's friends Sean because you don't buy into the Sliberti culture he's very much like that as well he's like very doesn't He doesn't get caught up into the other people. He was like, when he met Haley, he like, I don't think he knew much about her. So for him, he was just like a nice girl that he's met. Whereas if you know too much, you're in two day.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. My gosh. Anyway, interesting chats. Sorry, I've been distracted at this whole chat because I want that cookie. Eat it. Yeah. Where's a cookie?

Get it in you. My cookie. Oh, you got a subway cook. Yeah. She is for cookie. That's good enough for. Oh, me. Yeah. Your Ravos head harder with Sean, Steph and.

Harrison. The Edge.