The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #172: Sean’s Wedding… Sponsored by Deez Nutz 🥜

Episode Date: October 22, 2025

Wednesday! Harrison’s KPOP conspiracy theory…🤪 Steph’s an Christmas girly now! 5 Star Fact 🥜🥜 Pitbull poetry - By Sean Harrison & Steph plan Sean’s wedding…🤣 Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Kiora, welcome to the podcast. Here to tell us what's coming up in this great recorded medium is producer Nurse Sam. Yay. Today was funny, guys. We started off with Harrison's K-pop conspiracy theory.

That wasn't funny. It was serious. It was serious. It was very serious. It was very serious. We did it. Indeed. And then we had Steph's A Christmas Girlie now.

Yeah, I know. It's a whole new me. Jingle bells. Jingle bells rock. I'm still learning. She's new to it, but she's embraced it. Jingle bells rock. That's the song.

We had five-star fact with Sean, and we had a very funny caller. Yeah, that was like a great. He kept laughing at this. It was the worst joke, but he loved it. Oh, he was great. It was really funny. And then Pitball Poetry by Sean. Yeah.

That made the podcast today, which is, yeah. Oh, that's good. That's big news. I didn't think, where I pitched it today? I was on the edge. I don't know where it could go either way. Absolutely. No, so it's in there.

And then also we've got Harrison and Steph planned Sean's wedding. Wow. That was a journey. That was probably my favourite part of the show, so make sure you get to that. And then, of course, at the very end of it, Harrison tells the joke, which, let's be honest, that's probably why you're here. So you can skip to the end of that, or listen through everything else and then get there, like the cherry on the end of the cake. Although some people don't like cherries Or cake

I like both Oh yeah it's true Your Avos Hit Harder With Sean Steph and Harrison The Edge Sean Steph and Harrison The latter of the three

Quite obsessed with the movie on Netflix I that is me the obsession Guy with this movie As most of the people Of the world are right now Um K-pop demon hunters You guys refused to watch it

I have no I watched 10 minutes Yeah. So if nobody in this world like Sean and Steph, which I'm sure a lot of people out there have, knows what this movie is. I'll quickly tell you. K-pop superstars, Rumi, Mira and Zoe are as Ansel... Mira and Zoe. Aren't selling out stadiums or topping billboard charts. The moonlighting is demon hunters to protect their fans from the ever-present supernatural danger. So it's like a K-pop movie and they're singers and they're trying to also like demon hunters.

That's kind of in the title, isn't it? I feel like I wasted 30 seconds explaining that. Well, I've got to just told you the title. I haven't seen it. I know nothing about it, and I gather that much. Yeah, okay. Now lock in, guys,

because I'm going to run a theory past year. Okay? Now, they protect people in the movie from demons with their music. Okay? Once a year, there's a thing called The Han Moon. Once a year.

The Han Moon is a magical, protective layer, like a spirit or a soul gate that prevents demon forces from entering the human world. So when they sing, they're trying to get a song so popular, It protects all the demons from coming out that one time of the year.

So they do, the world's over. Oh. When really bad things happen. Is this like a part of it? This is the whole plot of the movie. Oh, okay. So yeah, for generations, the demon hunters have been tasked with maintaining the power. It's really pushing K-pop, isn't it?

Yeah. It's huge. They're trying to steal away the demon world. Got it. So the girls made the song golden. Which we love. Which we love. Took over the world.

Yeah. It saves them. It saved everyone in the movie. No demons came out and attacked anybody, okay? Because of the song. Yeah. So I've got a theory. We've had a real-life Han Moon.

Do you remember 2012? Do I remember 2012? Yeah, of course. It's the year the world was meant to end. Do you mean what the biggest song in 2012 was? Do you have any idea? No. 2012.

Was that like... I don't know. Was that Puzziquet 12 or was that like... Black IPs were massive at 312. Press the button, Sean. Opangangam star. Oh my God. Korean. Gangnam style,

Sy. Pussy. Why is Clara from the office doing the Gagnam Style dance? Sai. I'm pretty sure we can't do that anymore. What do you mean? It's hard not to do the gangnam style like you hear this. Guys. 60 ladies.

Okay, see, it's working. This is exactly what he wanted to happen. So the theory is size 2012 ganglom style music video was a major event that helped reinforce the Han Moon. But the dark twist is instead of creating a golden permanent barrier, instead, he was a demon.

Wait, Sai was a demon? Oh, this is not where I thought this was going on. Because in the K-pop movie, there's a boy band called the Saja Boys, and they're demons, and they're fighting with the Huntricks girls, to be number one. Sure. The girls are number one. But if the Sajer Boys won, demons would come out and the world would be over. Well, why saw a demon?

Because what happened in 2012? The world almost ended. No, but it didn't. It didn't, though. I saved the world. No, he didn't. Lots of bad things happened in 2012. Floods, tsunamis, earthquakes.

So much bad stuff happened in 2012. Don't believe me? Cast yourself to 2020. What was another Korean song that blew up the charts? Oh, okay, this is the year of COVID. Yeah, it was, wasn't it? I don't remember a Korean song. Sean, press the bottom, please.

BTS! Another Korean band. You can say BTS caused COVID. Yes, they did. They're demons. No, no. They're demons, and they caused COVID. I love this theory, but I think you're getting it wrong.

I think Syf saved the world, and I think B2S saved the world too. The world almost ended in 2012, and in 2020, the world went inside for four years. No, but think of it my way. Think the world almost ended, but had we not had gangnam style to do the horsey dance to along to, maybe it would have ended, but this song saved it. Okay. Just like Huntrix. Yeah, okay, there was a positive there, but it was also a very bad year.

Yeah. What's happened this year? It's been bad. Heaps. Trump? Okay, well, yeah. But big world things. Um, nothing.

Palestine? Like something major? Like a genocide? Ukraine? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Deforestation. So, anyway, there's legs here somewhere. Forest fires. I think, hey, everyone has a theory. Floods. Do you see there's a video overnight of that woman blown onto a street in Wellington?

Okay. Okay. Okay. So maybe they're all demons. Okay. Wow. I'm the team of. Wow.

Watch the movie is very good. You're avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I've got a bit of a rule in life. We don't start celebrating Christmas until close to Christmas. At least until after my birthday, people that start celebrating before the 10th of November really get on my nerves. And the fact that it's not even been Halloween yet,

I don't know what's happened to me. But guys, my rules out the window, I have put something Christmasy in my house. Yuck. On the 22nd of October? Literally, probably it was the 18th of October. It was a few days ago. Next year's Halloween decorations in your house? I've got none of them.

God, no, they're too scary. But guys, I've changed. Now, I've never been a Christmassy kind of gal. And I so appreciate the people. Yeah, because you were always on the naughty list anyway. Santa wasn't really bringing you. God, no, if I was on the noughts, I'd have an absolute panic attack. But no, it's not that.

It's, it's, I just don't know what, and I really respect the people that get into it and have all the things and put up the tree and all the rest of it. But I just have never been that person. We don't have, we don't have one hanging Christmas decoration, not one. What do you mean? They got a tree. Yeah, like, you know how when you put the tree up and you put the decorations on, you know, like the hanging ones? You don't have decorations, just had the tree. Last year, I think it was from an old edge competition.

There were like some leftover baubles. And so I just took them home. But usually, your whole life? Last year we had a tree for the first time ever, a live tree, which is really exciting. And we just don't normally have a tree normally. Like no tree, no decorations, no nothing, literally nothing. Where do your presents go? Um, good question.

I don't know, just like. And you wake up, where are they? I don't know. On the dining tables? Steph, you've done at least 30 Christi Christ's. Where does Santa when you wake up? Where does Santa put the presents? Santa hasn't given me a present in a while, actually.

Maybe I am on the naughty. 100% if it was so sad. But sometimes we'll just like put presents on the dining table. Like we're just not a Christmassy household. Yeah, definitely not. Maybe it's... That sounds like the opposite of Christmas. It's probably because I'm from a very small family.

Like growing up it was just my parents and me and my sister. My sister's overseas. It's almost a normal family. It's quite normal. Two parents, two kids? Tiny. Basically not exactly. Like we didn't have in, like where we grew up, there was no extended family.

It was literally just the four of us. Right. Not uncles, no aunties, no cousins and stuff in Auckland. Or at least not ones that's spot. to us. And it's a whole other story. But, and so my sister lives overseas now. My dad, my mom split up. My dad lives overseas. So my mom doesn't live in Auckland. So it's just like, you know, me. And my partner's, half of his side of the family. It's all very, very broken, broken family. And your kid?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now we've got a kid. He's a year and a half. And I'm like, Steph, this is the time to get into it, because let's become a Christmas gal. So I did it. There was a brand new op shop in town, new hospice. secondhand shop and the assortment of Christmas stuff that they had was just so intriguing to me. So I went in and I picked something up that sits

on my dining table now and I'm showing you guys a photo. What do you see? A little a little ceramic reindeer and a little centre. Yeah, it's a salt and pepper shaker. A little center in a reindeer salt and paper shaker.

So guys... I can't use that yet. I've started. I've started This is my first little token in the Christmas decoration. Where did you get it? It was $6 from the hospice shop. Why did you, why have you got it now? Why is it already out? It's out.

It's too cute. And Harrison, I'm a Christmas gal. It's me. It's a new me. Yeah. You're putting me off. You're annoying me. You're now one of these people.

Oh, you don't like them. You've gone too far. They've gone too far. They've gone too far. Please your eyes. Please your eyes. It doesn't make you feel better. Ready?

Yeah. Bows, jingle boughs. Anything? Nah, I'd rather just at the salt and pepper shaker than that. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge, five-star fact. Five-star fact is the segment right now.

I will give you a fact to Harrison, Steph, and a guest judge on 0800 The Edge. All you need to do is rate it out of five stars. A guest judge this afternoon, hails from Altatahi Christchurch. Corey, welcome. Hi-a-ki-a-olde-a-oldo-fi-na. Hi to Kupapa today. Kauai.

Corey in the House. You guys ever seen Corey in the House? No. What's Corey in the House? Nice. Kori in the House. Spinoff. It's Spinoff.

It's a Disney show. Yeah. He gets it. Nice. Is this a Disney show? Yeah, it's a great show. Gory in the House. Corey in the House.

What kind of facts do you like, Corey? Reality facts. Reality shows is reality in general. Yeah. Yeah, to both. Okay. You know what? I think you're going to like today's, Corey, because it is grounded very much in reality. Today, the 22nd of October, is International Nut Day.

These nuts. So today's fact... Corey's having a fun afternoon, I think. Okay. Corey, my guy. So today's fact is about nuts. These nuts. Today's fact is...

These nuts. Yeah. Today's fact, Corey, Harrison, Steph, is... Most nuts aren't actually. nuts. We're living a lie, ladies and gentlemen. Armands, cashews, peanuts, pistachios are all technically seeds or legumes.

The only official nuts that we've got are acons, chestnuts and walnuts. We'll take a walnut. That's an actual nut. The rest of them aren't nuts. There's seeds, people. There's seeds. Wait, what? Can you read the ones that aren't nuts again? Yeah. These nuts? The ones that aren't...

You. Every time. Kills. The ones that aren't nuts. nuts, almonds, cashews, peanuts, pistachios, Brazil nuts. Ammon. Amins are nuts. Yeah, Corey, and these nuts. Cushes, pistachios.

Peanuts. Really? Peanuts or a legume. Gross. It's a bean. That's a bean. Amines are seed. Cashew's a seed.

Pistachio, I don't know what that is. But it's not a nut. Brazil nut's not. But macadamias are. Macadamia is a nut. So is a hazer nut. Those are probably the only two we're eating. Wow.

Good fact. Corey, what's your? thoughts on that fact, mate? Brother, I have to give you at least a five-star reading. It's top-notch, brother. You know, Corey, I try and add audio to this, and when I did the

D's Nuts thing, I'll be honest, I was worried. Because with some people that would hit, some people that wouldn't. I think I've found the perfect crowd for the game today. Corey, I love you, mate. I'll take the five. Much love to you, brother. Wait, I want you to play it one more time. Does he laugh every time?

D's Nets. I can't help her I can't help her I love that Corey I love you so much Wow generous 5 rating 5 rating from you I'm gonna go

It's pretty good fact I can't remember the nuts I remember almond cashew I'm gonna go four It's four It's pretty good fact It's amazing facts Yeah exactly

For those ones that aren't nuts Yeah Nice Corey Corey How you got me Corey That was good I'm gonna give it a three God.

It's just a bit nerdy. You know, it's actually actually, these nuts are actually nuts or actually nuts and these are actually nuts and these are seats. I'm like, cool, man, just give me the nuts, you know? Yeah, fear of now. That's just my point of view. It is a fact.

But Corey, I'll play with Corey today. He gets five stars for being himself. Awesome. All right, shout out, Corey. All right, Corey, we're going to send you to the movies, Brian. We'll send you a double past our must-see movie, mate. Enjoy. Oh, awesome, brother.

So how do we receive that to screw this number? Yeah, we'll text it to you now. No stress. Hold on there, Corey. I'm going to hang up with Corey. We're going to go get a beer sometime. Hey, Corey, Corey, I've got a scandal coming up next. Are you interested in Ashley Tisdale,

fellow Disney star back in the day, talking about body image? So, well, do I just wait on, hold and... Yeah, we'll get the tickets, Corey. No stress, all right. Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Now, you two know that I've gotten quite into poetry recently.

No, we don't. This isn't a bit, but I'm very... You told us two minutes ago. Yeah, well, it's very recent. Okay, so I'm so intrigued. How? Why? It's a good way to express yourself. Steph did a poem last week about her OCD,

and it got a lot of traction online. So maybe virality? So you are when we clip this bit up and chuck it online. Maybe. Okay, well, yeah, great. How vulnerable do you get in your poems? Oh, extremely. Oh, yeah.

Okay. I'm quite nervous about this. Not a bit. There's another a joke because you do a bit comedy. No.

I think you could... No, I think that can both exist separately. Well, I am here for this.

Thanks, if it's serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll be great because you're not very open. No. You repress a lot

of feelings. He is emotionless, Harrison. Like, I've never seen him be emotional ever except for one time on the show

talking about your brother, which was a beautiful moment. So he's hoping for a another little portion of Sean that we can all learn a little bit more. Can we get some tissues, please?

Yeah, we might need them. Thanks. Thank you. This is my first poem I've been working on. Harrison, take this seriously, please. Your friend's about to open up to you. Thank you. Okay.

Oh man, I can't believe you said that. This is my first poem. For everybody going through tough times, believe me, being there, done that. But every day above ground is a great day. Remember that. I knew my rent was going to be late about a week ago. I worked my ass off.

I still can't pay it. So that's problem number one. Okay. About rent. Yeah. Okay. Relatable. Cost to swap. Problem number two.

Right. Me? Not working hard. Yeah, right. Picture that with a Kodak. Better yet go to Times Square. Take a picture of me with a code. Kodak.

Took my life from negative to positive and I just want y'all to know that. Wait, stop. Stop it. Stop it. I've got one more for you. Steve, I think he's putting his heart out there so maybe just be careful. No, I've got a theory here. I'll tell you after the next one. Okay, go on.

Forget about your boyfriend. And meet me at the hotel room. Right, I see. I see. Stop it, stop it. This sounds like, it sounds like very familiar to me. It sounds like I've heard it before. Can I just find. You can bring your girlfriends. and meet me at the hotel room.

It's pit bull. It's pit bull lyrics. Literally, you have just said pit bull lyrics. Have I? How do you know pit bull lyrics off my heart? And why are you claiming them to be your own poetry? God, that's exactly where I got it from. Oh, you know when you see something you think you came up with it?

But you're like, oh, it was something. You're right, those are all pit bull lyrics. Do you see something you think you came up with that? Never happened. Nah, those are all pit bull lyrics, are they? Yeah, they are. Sammy just said your terrible claiming. song lyrics as your own poems, liar.

God. That was a social experiment, guys, to prove that Pitbull is the greatest lyricist of our generation and that he does have poetical lyrics. So when you all say that he's not the greatest rapper of all time, put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Poetical is not a word. It is. It is a real shame, Sean. It is, and Pitbull's used to be real shame. You'll never get me to be emotional. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I recently got engaged.

Woo! Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. And so that means that eventually, we haven't said a date yet, but eventually I will be getting married. Now, recently I had an engagement party with my betrothed

and Steph Harrison, you guys kind of thought you gave me a bit of a hard time saying that maybe I wasn't taking it seriously enough and maybe I wasn't putting in enough effort behind the scenes. But I think it's... Sorry. Emotional. So...

I get it. I actually can't talk. That's just so... It's just so... It's just so moving, seeing a friend going through something as beautiful as her. Definitely nothing to do with me sneaking out this year and eating a burger and then it got stuck down my throat. What, no? Nothing to do with that.

It was just, Sean, you were telling us how your engagement party, Jeannie organized a lot of it. She spent the whole day out setting it up, organizing it, and you said you stayed at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was at night, the whole day you're at home. I'll be honest, I didn't realize how much there was to do. And I felt bad when I realized she'd been out at the venue for this long. She had a friend with her.

But there's always stuff to do for that kind of stuff, John. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I think... I offered and she was like, oh, no, we can do it. And we won't, we won't snitch. We won't tell Jenny that we're... Sorry.

Sorry. So emotional. It's so sorry. That's okay. We're things are an emotional thing. Yeah, we're not going to, like, tell Jenny, hey, we're going to help out. Yeah. We're going to be, you know, in films and TV, they've got stand-up comedians.

They've got ghost writers. You know, writers who write the jokes, but they'll never take credit. Just say you'll be the face, I'll write the stuff. We're going to plan your wedding, Sean, but you're going to say it's your idea. I'll be Santa, you'll be the elves. Exactly. You take the credit, we do all the work. Sounds amazing.

I feel like handing over something as big as my wedding to you guys, I know in the past. Are you choking? Are you okay? I've had so much water. I've had lozenges. I don't know what happened. Prodressing this, Sam. Just in case we need it, do you know the heimluck?

I was actually out there. coughing fit. She just had her eyebrow raised to me the whole time. She's a nurse. She didn't pat her back or anything. Anyway, what I was going to say is I'm nervous because I don't think you word about such a serious thing, but in the past you guys have been, I've known you to take

the piss a little bit when it comes to like these things. Well, now that's the thing. This is serious. You're not taking it seriously, so we're going to be serious. It's going to be a journey. There's lots to work on. But today, we wanted to talk wedding ceremony, Sean. It's a big part of it. Huge part.

So ceremony, is that this before the reception? or the reception or? Yes, Sean. Come on. Yes. How many meetings have you been to? I've DJed a lot but I don't go to the ceremony. I just show up and play music.

So ceremony is the beautiful vow exchange, the rings, the first kiss. You know, all your guests are clapping as you're walking back down the aisle, throwing flowers at you, all that kind of stuff. Let's skip that part. Go straight to the party part with the bar. No, so that's attitude. So we're going to pitch you an idea what we want. Together?

Yeah. Okay. June, imagine a black guy. out hall, a school hall, you can almost say. The floor is tarpaulin. Sorry, I'll finish. Ta-Polin. I'm going to blacked out school floor and the floor is tarpaulin.

The floor is tarpaulin. And what we've done here, Sean, is we've covered the tarpaulin with dishwashing liquid. Because. And everyone, but everyone, but everyone, it's wearing rugby boots. That's going to damage the floor, even through the tarpola. And it's going to be like a round theatre. So everyone sits around you guys Yeah, think Shakespeare the Globe

You already said it's in a school hall Well, when you pick a circular theatre We're going to find a circular school hall Okay, so it's a circular school hall No, it can't even if it's a rectangle pool But we'll make it circle We'll make it circular, yeah So sorry, so you want me to have a rectangular school hall

And then you want to rope it off into a circle Put a tap in that circle And then put dish-rishing liquid on it Yes So as... And rugby boots on everyone The bride, the bride's made, everyone's walking down Instead of walking

they're doing a running start and then kind of chest to floor going whee! Yeah, but the bride, the bride... That's something special. That she's doing her knees. Yeah.

So she's classy. Doesn't make it the whole dresser? She's put her skirt up, Jeannie has, and she's... Flashing a little garter. She's knee sliding. Sorry, you're asking, your pictures that my fiancé, as she goes down the aisle,

has to hike her skirt up. 100%. And now, I know what you're thinking. The bride's right to there. The bride is there. Where's Sean? Where's Sean? everyone has a bag over their head now.

Yeah, it's a brown paper bag because we don't want people to suffocate. Please play the first sound there, Sean. Everyone's got a brown paper bag over the head with question marks on it. And they're feeling each other and going, which one is Sean? Which one is Sean? Which one is Sean? Yeah. So you are in and amongst the guests.

Yeah. The guests have to feel around to try and work out where you're sitting. Yeah. That's tough because everyone's like, where is he? He should already be out here. Yeah. And why does it smell like dishwash? liquid.

Yeah, everyone's slipping over. Yeah, fun. Bridemaids are all wet. And then, this is where the real twist happens, because out of nowhere we hear a... Ving-v-v-hum-fim. V-fim. V-fum.

And the lights show a motorbike cage with circus performers in it, doing the motorbike stunt, and then a door opens, light shines through, and there is our man, Sean. However, The door to the big circular motorcross motorbike thing has unfortunately come loose and

Ah, Sean's falling down, everyone's scrambling. There's a motorbike that doesn't have a driver that's let loose along the guest and everyone's slipping and sliding and trying to save Sean. But then, turns out that was all a stunt. He had pads on. It was all a thing. So he stood up and said, guys, I'm all good. Let's boogie. proceeds to do some culturally inappropriate dance

down the aisle till he finds his bride journey and obviously Sean we've worked really hard on this idea so you take it with you pitch it to you and hey and hey with a ghost don't mention us that's all your idea

yeah you got this Sean yeah excited for the big day you don't man I'm gonna be honest guys some palm olive I can bring I'm gonna be honest no notes no notes

no notes at all I think I'm gonna yeah can you put it in writing because I might forget. No. Nah, I can't. No.

Okay. Your Arvos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey guys, today's podcast outro features a strong language warning. Harrison tells a joke, which he asks the boss if he could tell, and the boss explicitly said, no, not even in your podcast outro. We've decided we're going to do it anyway. So this is your strong language warning.

After a little tarting is around, check on the wiggles or something. We'll skip this bit. Enjoy. I got an amazing joke. I wrote this joke. Two days ago maybe. Inspired me when I was on the weekend with my family actually. Cool.

And I've told lots of people this at work. A lot of mixed reactions. Okay, I was going to ask what the feedback's been like. Yeah, the feedback has been interesting. A lot of laughs, a lot of screwed up faces, a lot of people going, I don't think you can say that, man. I love these jokes. Yeah.

But it's not. What do you call it? Racist? What do you call it? It's not racist. I'm going to be honest with you, man. I didn't think it was. You shouldn't have to ask.

You should have to ask what it's called. I've just got to clarify that. Sexist? No, I don't know. Any kind of is. Okay, let's say it's, it's something. Oh, God. We'll find out soon.

But the joke is, so I went away in the weekend to Castle Point and I was walking around the beach with my sister. And so walking around the beach. And then my sister goes, Oh my gosh, look, there's a seal. Like, where? She was on the rock over there.

And there's this big seal, like laying there on the rock. And I go, oh my gosh. Jess, my sister. Oh, Jess, I can't look at that seal. She was, why not? She was, oh, I'll turn me on. She's like, why would that seal turn you on? And I said, because I love a big fat cunt with whiskers.

That's it. Is that it? Harrison told us before Harrison was going to Roder's Tell us on the show and our boss has shut it down. What? City wasn't even allowed to say it on this. And I told him he said he fucking loved it.

Oh my God, that was great. That's nothing wrong with that. That's a perfect joke. You know the podcast outro, it's fine. Yeah, the whole plan was to like, yeah, bleep it out and then play it on the show and then go to the podcast and listen to the end of the joke. I still think we should do that.

As an owner of a big back gun in this guy, I approve. Wow, there you go. I thought it's a good joke. Fucking hell. Permission granted. I love it. Yes, that's good.

I've got to do it somewhere. I don't know. I'm going to make a TikTok. It's a joke crazy that you've gone. I'm going to tell this. I've got something that I want to talk about as well. Oh, what? Can I say, because I said it originally.

Seamron on Clara, replying to my story of a seal, going like, oh my gosh, thanks for saying hi, but you didn't need to post a photo of me. Great from her. Great from her. And then I was, oh, yeah, yeah. And then I always speak to Clara, like, quite rudely.

I have noticed that, yeah. Yeah, apart from the last year, I've been telling really nice things. Yeah, she treated her like, shit. Yeah, I do a little bit, but it's just our friendship. Yeah. And so then I was like, oh, yeah. I said to her, oh, I love a big fat cunt with whiskers.

Yeah. And then she found out of funny, like, oh, that's a joke there. Yeah, there's something in this. Yeah, I love the back story as well. It's okay. I'm great. It's great. I was so stowed with it.

It just captured me. Because I'm a storyteller. I've never really read it to joke. So writing that, I was like, fuck, I can, I can do jokes. I can do jokes. I can do jokes. Despite the fact that Harrison's already pitched himself

to do an hour long comedy set in the comedy festival next year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you know you can do jokes? It's the opener. Can I tell you a joke? This is not on the same vein, and it's way shorter.

But I'm trying to find a detail in this that might work. I just downloaded the new penis update now I've got a five skin Oh What? Fuck, It's a shame man

Why do you Do it a good thing The joke there is Sam liked it I'm listening Sam loved it Oh look at it I'm sad

She's losing it Look at it Oh Sam Sorry You've cut out Sam but Oh she's cracking up in there Actually that would

offended me out of both Of the jokes I was offended by that I was offended by that I was offended by that Um Here's Are you gonna try again

No, no, no, I'm done with the joke. But I, okay, so, in my life, here's something that's happening. There's a, the NRL, don't worry, if you don't care about rugby league, you're not going to have to. Rugby League. Rugby League finals, I've only really gotten to rugby league this year. The team that I really loved watching, the Broncos, I really love them. We're watching every game of theirs for the last few months. They won, right?

So I feel attached to this team because I've only started watching rugby league. Is this a joke or no? No, no, not a joke. It's true. This is a crazy outro. I'm waiting for the... So many things. Oh, we can save it, but I'm halfway there now.

Say it, boy. Believe it, yourself. Okay. Don't listen to the riders. Go, go. Okay. Well, you interrupted. Okay, so I've, I've, like this team, so they won the NRL.

And I was like, I want to, yeah, broncos. So I'm like, oh, man, that's so cool. I watch them get here. I love them. I want a bit of money on them. I'm going to spend some of the money I won on them on buying a cool retro Broncos jersey. Right?

So I bought one, and I wanted to wear it to work that week, the week they won. So I bought off Rebel Sports. Online. They had it in my size. I bought it. It's a bit expensive, but I'd won the money on it. How much was that? It was like $160. But I won that on them. So I'm like, I'm going to put it back into it. And then I'll remember for the rest of my life, I'll have this retro Broncos jersey and I'll be like, this is from the time they won. And I watch them. So I bought it from Rebel Sport Online. Four days later, Rebel Sport Online come back to me and go, sorry, we don't actually have it in stock. So we've refunded you. And I'm like, oh, damn it. You think a big company like that would have been

able to let you know earlier or like, it's set on their website available online. So I'm like, oh, okay, four days now. I really want one. Oh, so I'll buy another place online. Do you know what they said to you? Bronc, no. I just feel like it needed a joke there. I still think there's a kicker here.

I can't wait for it. This is so crazy. That's why I had to give one. Yeah, right. So I then found another website and I was like, oh, is it too late now? Nah, no, I'm going to buy it. I really want one. So I found this New Zealand website.

I was these stretch of Bronco jerseys, this boutique one. And they had it in stock. because I'm like, this will be fine. So I buy it from there. A week goes past and I haven't heard from it. And I'm like, I want to wear this jersey to work because the team's won, but it's getting further and further away from the point where I can actually wear it because it's like getting weird now.

And the guy reaches out to me yesterday. But the Broncos won three weeks ago, by the way. It goes, oh, sorry, I just saw all your messages. Yeah, we're out of stock on that one. I've refunded you fully. That's twice. And now I'm at the point where I'm like, is it too late?

Yes. Or if I buy one now and then I wear it for a week at work. And you guys are you guys going to make fun of it. of me for wearing a Broncos jersey to work months after they've won because it was so hard to get hold of. Okay, no, we're not going to make fun of you because I don't know what the Broncos is. But I'm gutted that it happened twice for you. That's a real shame.

I thought that. Thanks. Thank you. Nothing? I just feel like it was going to be a joke the whole time. It was a joke. I was a joke, but I think that was great story short short. It was just kind of in joke mode.

And then you're like, oh, got you know, an Routka. I'm like, oh yeah, go on. It was just a story. Yeah, it was a good story though. Good story, good story. It was just my, I kind of want help. Can I buy one now and wear it to work? The answer is do whatever makes you happy.

No, but I don't think it is. Anyway. Wear it. Okay. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.