The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #173: What the heck is a ‘Kweechy’…?! 🤣

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

Cheers to Thursday! Help Steph parent  Harrison’s Forgotten Media Ice Bath for Steph! 🧊❄️  Boris Johnson pronouncing “ChatGPT” is hilarious! Crossing live to Loyd B...urr!! 💨 Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Hiora, welcome to the podcast. Here to tell us what has made this fine highlight reel today. As our producer, Nurse Sam, what's made the podcast? All right. Today, guys, we have got, we help Steph parent. Classic.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Nice. Yeah, I'm going on a flight. And thanks boys for some great advice on how to deal with a one and a half year old. Sam, drewkin, their advice was pretty spot on. Um, no, not at all. Okay. Oh, come on. We also have Harrison's Forgotten Media.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Oh, huge. Yeah, Dora, what happened to her? You know what I've seen him? Forgotten Media. I don't know, forgotten media. It was a deep investigation of which multiple stones were overturned, and then returned and then overturned again. Yes.
Starting point is 00:00:51 And then we jumped into a nice bath whilst Steph did. Yeah, yeah, have fun listening to that. I, poor, I don't want to give anything away, but boys stitched me up quite a lot, but I think I had the last laugh. She did pull through with a full-body wetsuit in the end, so again, just remember that when you listen to it. This is not true.
Starting point is 00:01:11 Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, I need some help parenting. Classic. This is a segment called Help Steph Parent better. When don't you want to help from us? Yeah, it's a common occurrence, because I'm new at this. I don't really fully know what I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:01:27 I've got a one-and-a-half-year-old, and he's a bit crazy. He's full on. He's full of energy. He doesn't walk. He runs. We're at that stage where every, like, he, you know, back in the day, you'd see a little kid on a leash and you'd at the mall or something.
Starting point is 00:01:45 You'd be like, why is that kid on a leash? I get it. I need a leash. Kids are still on leashes. Yeah, I need one. Where did you buy it? If you have your kid on a leash, please text me 3,343. I need to buy one as well.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Harrison, you used to be on a shot collar, right? Yeah, I wasn't a short. That explains a lot. I'm still on a leash sometimes. Ooh. Well, it's a real insight. I need some help because we're about to fly. We've got two flights coming up, but we're about to do a big one.
Starting point is 00:02:11 Well, big one, three and a half hours, whatever. Can you do that? Auckland to Sydney. In a plane. To Sydney? Yeah. God, your arms will be tired. Yeah, that's really good from you.
Starting point is 00:02:21 You're better than that. You're better than that. That's pretty good. For you, that was a lot of average. That's a shame. This is where I would love parents to chip in to 3343. What advice do you have? How do you get a toddler to sit?
Starting point is 00:02:33 Don't worry about it. Meant Harrison got it. Don't take sense. He's not, really? I mean, I'd love all the advice. But he doesn't have his own seat on a plane because he's under two. You can just, for free, you can sit on your lap. And so we've arranged a screen.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Yeah. We've got like a tablet that will definitely be doing Netflix and Tullytubbies on YouTube and all the rest of it. Yeah. But apart from that, I don't know what to do. Okay, here's the thing. Have you ever seen,
Starting point is 00:03:01 have you been on a plane where they've got a child travelling alone? Oh. That's the thing, right? If you're a child travelling alone, sometimes this happens. Like an unaccompanied minor. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Perfect. So with the unaccompanied minor, they take such good care of that kid. Like, they look after him, they make sure he's got everything you need. If he cries, it's like their problem. So what I'd do is I'd go, I'd check Rocco in separately.
Starting point is 00:03:21 So he's an unaccompanied minor. Waves from him. Bye, Rocco. Let him off, go. And then you guys. go around the back, check in again, maybe put a hoodie on different clothes so Rocco doesn't realize it's you.
Starting point is 00:03:31 You sit in a different part of the plane. Disassociate from your child for about three hours. Have a few wines. Have a great time in there. Get there. Oh my God, you did a great job getting Rocco to us. That's actually so smart. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:44 I don't hate that idea. He's a big hack. I've just kind of learned. That's what I do for my child when the birth is given and I do have a child. I think... That's what they call it. From the Wahini, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Yeah. Yeah. But you can actually, it's a bit of myth, because you know when you're looking at the overhead lockers, you go, there's no room, there's no room about my seat. Did you know you can put them under your seat? With the luggage. Yeah, I don't know that. Yeah. Put your luggage under there.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Sure. Top bunk for Rocco. Oh. No, it's okay because they shut it. Oh. But they'll shut it, they won't keep it open, so that's good. I don't know if that's a, okay, let's pretend that advice. I like the Sean advice.
Starting point is 00:04:20 I like that better. I feel like Harrison's a little dangerous. Put a good shot her kid into an overhead lockers. Although I imagine what's up there. actually do, they do fit in quite nicely. Cushinging. It would be quite cozy. Head sleep. Head sleep. I got another really quick hack. This is a very, very simple one. My mother used to do it to me all the time.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Neck pillow, put it on Rocco, turn it around. What do you mean? You just muzzle him. You turn it around. The neck pillows are around his mouth. He's not going to make a peep. Your mom did that to you? So he'll be Terry, but you won't hear it. Yeah, here's my advice. You know, how, you know, if you ever had like a glass of wine on a plane,
Starting point is 00:04:50 you've been like, God, that's hard. Because of altitude? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Just thumb a bit brandy around his gums. he'll be maggot. He'll go hard for a little bit. Put on some like EDM or something and then he'll pass out. He'll be sweet. Why do I do this segment?
Starting point is 00:05:05 Steve, Steve, Steve. Give him a chupp-a-chop. Oh, okay. He'll be trying to get to that, the whole flight. Oh, like trying to unwrap it. Yeah, yeah. You go, Rocky Will Lollipop? Yeah, you go. Get into it yourself. The whole flight would be gnawing and be going crazy for it. Okay, I'll be trapped in the whole time.
Starting point is 00:05:19 That's better. Yeah, it's good idea. Yeah, okay. All right. Thanks to think about. Thanks. Thanks, thanks. Cheers. And Harrison The Edge Can I have one? I'll take 20 It's literally the hottest thing right now
Starting point is 00:05:31 But wait Where did it go? Do you guys remember blank Harrison's forgotten media? This is a segment guys where I look at a piece of media that no one talks about anymore It's forgotten media
Starting point is 00:05:43 I'll mention it to you and you'll think What happened? We've dived into pillow pets We've dived into sea monkeys Not really media but yeah. Well, not really.
Starting point is 00:05:58 They're actual physical things. How'd you hear about them? My friend's house. Talley. On the tally. What happened? What happened? And today, we're diving into the most influential person from Mexico.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Go! Followed a seven-year-old Latino girl named Dora. Yeah. The explorer. Yeah, she loved exploring. She went on adventures, often with her companion boots. Yeah, the monkey. Bominos.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Come on bombing us Everybody let's go Yeah Come on we can do it I know that we can do it It's not funny though Steve Because it's for god immediate now I'm sitting here thinking What Happen
Starting point is 00:06:48 What Happen? Sorry They try and solve puzzles They navigate her world The series ran for eight seasons Oh It started in 2000 The year you were born Yeah that's when it started off
Starting point is 00:06:59 You were both born the same year I know But like don't you just sit there and think What Happen What Happen Some iconic lines like these ones Swiper, no swiping
Starting point is 00:07:10 Swiper no swiping I still say that Sorry, Steve No, go here You go here Are you go stiff Is it? I'm the man
Starting point is 00:07:21 What else is there, Sean Backpack Backpack These are icono You know what else? If you see Swiper Yell Swiper Steph, you're not taking it seriously
Starting point is 00:07:36 Sean Please play that piece of evidence again If you see Swiper Isn't that strange? Did you ever find that in the show? She just glitch out. No, she was waiting for you to yell swiper. She was going through something.
Starting point is 00:07:56 She was waiting for the audience to yell swiper. That's the problem. I'm watching her on a kid's TV show. She stops, looks at, stares at us. Constant memory loss. Did you not just sit the TV and just think, What happened? I can't get out of my year.
Starting point is 00:08:12 I've think it out for years and years. And she's not on TV anymore. No. She's nowhere. She's not with boots. She was a monkey or the fox. There's a map that's all to her. I think she was on something, guys.
Starting point is 00:08:24 She was in the jungle. Something bad was happening to her. And now she's left us. What do they do in the jungle? They have like anahuashta or, what's that? Ayahuasca. Maybe that's her thing. Because, you know, hallucination?
Starting point is 00:08:37 Aren't you worried that someone like this iconic character of Mexico is just gone? Leaves you thinking, what happened? What happened? Where is Dora? What happened to the show? I think they cut it during COVID. How does you, pardon me? I think they cut it during COVID.
Starting point is 00:08:52 I think it just ran its course. I know, it's going to text here. Show's still on. Oh, it is? It is? Another text here. Harrison, you're not a child anymore. That's why you wouldn't know that the door is.
Starting point is 00:09:02 It's still on. Oh, I guess it is. That is funny, eh? You forget that. And these kind of, when you take these deep dyes that you do grow up. Yeah, you do. So, I don't know. That's why it's forgotten media, but sometimes I think they're actually really gone.
Starting point is 00:09:14 No, they're still there. Oh, so she's all right? Yeah, no, she's around. Sorry, I don't know. I'm sorry about it. I said, I think Healthy than either. Really good show.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Oh, that's good. Hayden said I think Donald Trump deported her. Oh, shot Hayden. It's a shame. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We're outside the studio right now.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Next to an ice bath. No, nay, the ice bath. The ice bath. Courtesy of the ice bath, NZ. Now, Steph was going on last week when she didn't have any hot water for a few days about how amazing she felt having cold showers.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Yeah, and so we decided to, um, Put it to the test, Steph, and see if you'd follow through with it, and actually get you a nice little plunge for today because you said it gave you a lot of energy, and you're not looking, you look, you look beautiful, you're sounding a bit tired, a bit yawny. Okay, I see what you guys have done here.
Starting point is 00:09:59 How many bags of ice have you used to fill up this ice bar? I'll be honest, we did blow the budget on the ice. This is like an absurd amount of ice. We've got two extra buckets here that we will pour on you when you go in the ice bar. This is crazy. Okay, so I'm about to do scandal. I haven't done a field test yet.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Should I not feel it? Don't feel it. I'll just go in my way. Do you go. Do you know how uncomfortable I feel like with my bare feet around you guys as well? This is so weird. Anyway. That's a weird thing to say.
Starting point is 00:10:22 See before, don't look at my feet and now all I can do. I can't stop looking at her feet. Let's go. Alright, Steph, let's count her down in five, four, three, two, one. Get in this. And down, and down, and down. Emotionally bullied, um, through school, people would throw coke bottles in her and beat her up. We have the Air Jarvo's Instagram if you want to check it out.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Steph, do you crying? Are you crying? No. With David Becker. They'd go on dates and hang out on each other's car. How to understand? You might have to go back from the top again. Can you go run it back?
Starting point is 00:11:54 Yeah. Just run it back from the top. Just so we'll get it clear. Something about the spy skills. Yeah. Yeah, okay. That's scandal. We're gonna wrap it up.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. One person we're not going to be nice to right now is former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson. Yeah, there's no Boris Johnson? No. Yeah, he did bad things or something, eh? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Yeah, he's just, I don't know. He's not. He's not. Not everyone's favourite prime minister. Yeah. Not a political chat here. He's very right wing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Bring back Hugh Grant, I say. Oh, wasn't he a fabulous prime minister? He's amazing. Remember when he stuck up for his receptionist in front of the American president? Oh yeah, he did. That was a good time. Legend, I miss him being in that position.
Starting point is 00:12:37 And then he went door knocking at Christmas. Sorry, is this the pot of love actually? And he danced all the time around his house and stuff. He went to his receptionist. They fell in love with his receptionist. And then they went to her nephew's end of year. school production. He was dressed as a lobster. He's so nice. He was lovely.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Miss him. Yeah, he should be Prime Minister again. What's Boris up to though, Sean? Oh, Boris can't, he's the British Prime Minister, or was, the language we all speak is English, so one would think they'd be the best in it. This is him talking about AI, or as we call it AI.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Oh, I haven't seen this clip. Or, um, chat, chit-ch-ch-D-T. Or as we call Chats-D-P-T. This is Boris Johnson. I love AI. Do you know? He's AI. Absolutely. Do you know Chachibitti? Do you know Chachipiti?
Starting point is 00:13:21 I love Chachipiti. I love it. Chachibhitty is fantastic. It's so nice. Chachibhiti. Wait. Is he joking? One more time.
Starting point is 00:13:29 I love AI. Do you use AI? A.I. Absolutely. Do you use Chachibbitty? Do you know Chachibbitty? He's British. He's going viral.
Starting point is 00:13:37 It's everywhere all over TikTok. I'm going, I'm going, Boris Johnson here, and I'm using Chitjibbitt. He sounded a bit about South African. He did. It sounded a bit about an accent. Yeah. It sounds like he's putting on an African accent trying to speak. Yeah, it does.
Starting point is 00:13:49 Is he, is he smirking when he says it? Or is he serious? I don't think he's smirking when he says it. Ah, sounds cheeky. Yeah, it's just crazy. It's just how he talks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I thought it's worth bringing back a good old fashion round of mispronounced words.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Because we've done this a few times. It always goes off like a sack of pippies in the sun. This is Harrison, who didn't know how to say this particular painter's name. I thought it was, um, um, let him try. Let him try. Don't correct him anyway. Picasso is the person, by the way. The artist.
Starting point is 00:14:22 Pesako. Pardon? Pistachio. I thought Pesaco was... That was a great moment. Awesome. That was cute. One of my lower moments.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Aw. Yeah. This is a listener we took last time. Gazebo. Gazebo. Gazzo. Thank God. For goodness sake, Sasha.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Gazebo is crazy. Gazebo. What did you call Kinoa, Sean? I did think that Kienwai. the grain for a long time was called Canoa. Yeah. Yeah, that's a common one. Are you with me, producer, Nurse Sam?
Starting point is 00:14:52 You thought it was called Canoa as well? Yeah, I thought it was Quinoa. Oh, that's better than me. I used to work on Quay Street in Wellington. Yeah. I've actually done that. I've done that, yeah. Lampden Quay.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, 0-800 the edge. Let's open it up. Best one wins a prize. Words that you thought were pronounced differently to what they are. Yeah. Have a go, and we'll try and guess what you're saying. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison
Starting point is 00:15:19 The Edge I love AI Do you use AI? Absolutely Do you use Chachipiti? Do you know Chichipiti? I love Chichipi That actually never gets old
Starting point is 00:15:27 So we want to know and 0800 the Edge What can't you say? You try and say it We're going to try and guess Let's go to Carl in Auckland First, Keota Carl Kiyah Say it, what can't you say?
Starting point is 00:15:40 Park hour Pardon me? Park hour Park hour Park hour is what he said Is it? Parkour? Yeah, park hour.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Oh, so you're going to go run over some, you know, benches, park benches into some park hour. Parkour, parkour, parkour, yeah, okay, thank you, Carl. Haley, what can't you say? Scene. Seen. One more time, please. Seen.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Seen. You know, I think I know what this is, because my whole lot. life of that people call me seen. Are you trying to say Sean? Yeah. Honestly, my name is spelled S-E-A-N. Thank you to every single person who text my name wrong on the text machine. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:16:24 I've always thought it was seen Stephen Harrison. Yeah. I tell everybody. This is news to me that it's not. Show you one. Seen Stephen Harrison. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:31 I always thought it was. Yeah. You always referred to me as Chief or Big Dog. Nah, it's always been seen. Thank you, Haley. That reminds me of Chauvonne and spout like C-O-B-Han. For a long time I thought it was... I thought it was cultural like, Seaban.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Seaban. Cheapers, put that they're from. I had a girl in my class called Neve and I called her nymph. Yeah, that Irish spelling. Rubin from Christchurch, what can't you say? Quechie. Pardon me, sorry? Queachy.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Quiche? What could there be? It's going to be a cue word. Oh, I know what I was like that. Same. I don't know what it is. Is it? Are you trying to say Kish?
Starting point is 00:17:11 Yeah, that's the one. A little quichy Lorraine. I love that. Yeah, yeah. Never stop. That's a little quixie. Quetchy's good. We should change the quixie. Super cute.
Starting point is 00:17:22 As you guys to say. Jaden and Fielding, what can't you say? Pennyloat. One more time, please. Penny loop. Penny loop. I know what this is. It's a name, right?
Starting point is 00:17:36 Oh. Yep. Yeah, yeah. Penelope. Jaden? That's the one. Jaden. That's the one.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Do you actually say Pennylope? Were you just doing that for a gag? It was pretty funny. No, it wasn't a gag. When I was at Intermediate, we had a guest speaker, and I had to go up in front of assembly and welcome the guest speaker up. And I said Pennylope. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Yeah. I love that. You never live that down as well. I was an intermediate kid. That follows you for life. Peni Lopi. That's cute. Thanks, Jaden.
Starting point is 00:18:09 And to wrap us up, Maddie from Auckland. What can't you say? Um, flar. Flah? Pardon say it one more time? Flah. No, you've lost me. What is the flower?
Starting point is 00:18:22 Flah. I was on top of these. Flah. It's something in the pantry. Flower? Yeah, you got it. Nah, we've stood to a low point, guys. They can't be real.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Flah. I thought it's flour. Nah. No. Two cups of flah. I love that. Many things are gone on the show. That's great.
Starting point is 00:18:43 Crazy, Maddie. Let's give Maddie a dull past our edge. Musty movie, congrats, Maddie. Stop, Maddie. La. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Crazy weather across the country. Really scary, Wellington, took the brunt of it the other day.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Now it's the South Island's turn, especially Hanmas. So many houses out of power right now. It's really scary stuff. Trees falling everywhere. Power lines, it's crazy. But to talk more about it, he is in the know. He's on the ground in Wellington. As one of our favourite New Zealanders,
Starting point is 00:19:12 let's call Lloyd Burr. Chinakwa, you've taken the first step. Welcome to Quitline. Wait, this is amazing. This is crazy. You would be an incredible quit line, boys. I thought it was a pre-recorded thing. Oh my gosh, I just thought we called Quitline.
Starting point is 00:19:31 That was incredible. Wow, that was a good start. Yeah, I'm blown away. Let's call him back and see if he does another line. Oh, God, really? Are we doing that? It's really good. Well, what's he going to say this time?
Starting point is 00:19:44 Welcome to Fintel Why is your voice like this? That's crazy! Is that a hotel? Okay, anyway. Do you guys remember Fintel insurance or something like that back of the day? No, no. No, niche man, but I love it.
Starting point is 00:20:00 You're a great voice, Lloyd Burr, everybody, journalist extraordinaire. We love him very much. And Lloyd, we were wondering if you could be our roaming or roving. Sean and I are still unsure of the actual term. As a journalist, could you clear that up for us? Is it roving or roving? roaming reporter? I'm in both examples work.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Roving reporter works, and I have been also roaming. So I reckon both of them are all good. Yeah. Oh, we could call you our wet reporter, because he's been getting wet by the ocean there in Wellington. To be honest, that also works. I'm very wet. This is embarrassing, but I've just got back to the opposite parliament, and my
Starting point is 00:20:35 pants were so soaked from being out in the rain, and I didn't have any other change of clothes, but I found a skirt that was in our little area where all our clothes kept in for, you know, suit jackets and stuff for telly. So I'm walking around in a skirt while my chinos are drying on the heater. I love you, Lloyd. That's great, Lloyd. That's hot. We need you.
Starting point is 00:20:56 We love you and we need you. So Lloyd, you've obviously been in the Wellington waterfront being almost blown over. It's a crazy clipper about what is it like down there. We've all seen the video of the poor woman who was like blown onto the road in Wellington. I actually thought it was AI when I first saw it. I was like, this is insane. Yeah, so that happened on Tuesday. Yeah, that poor commuter walking to work.
Starting point is 00:21:14 and being blown across, I think it was Cambridge Terrace or Kent Terrace the other day. So that was on Tuesday. And, I mean, on Tuesday the winds were pretty severe, certainly in parts of the city where it gets funneled into footpaths by the big buildings and things like that. And it was so scary. I was out on Tuesday having to hold onto traffic lights and to signposts and stuff because I was terrified of actually being blown over. And today was kind of like that, but on steroids.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Yeah, I think Wellington is so used to the wind that this just seems. like, oh, it's just a little bit stronger than usual, and other parts of the country, like Hamner Springs and parts of Canterbury, that don't usually get this kind of fierce wind. They're the ones that are going, holy heckling. Hamas Springs, I think it was 230Ks an hour. That is insane, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:22:01 230Ks an hour wind. Oh, follow-up question, Lloyd. Did you honestly, at all, laugh at the video of the lady being blown onto the road? I think I did initially, and then when I watched it slowed and slowed down, and I saw that it was kind of like a face plant on asphalt, and it would have been really painful and would have ripped up maybe her face.
Starting point is 00:22:22 That's when I sort of felt a little bit bad. Yeah, I did laugh initially because I just laugh when anybody falls over. I just do. And then I felt bad afterwards. Well, because it can happen to anyone, especially in Wellington. You never know when you're going to get blown over onto the road. And so it was just lucky. I think this is a good secret.
Starting point is 00:22:39 You never know when you get blown on wellies. That's the right method to do it because I think a lot of people have that. laugh first. Get out of the way. And then sympathy. Empathy. Yeah, totally. Lloyd, all the best for your chinos. We hope they dry out really soon. And thank you so much to being out.
Starting point is 00:22:54 I'm loving the freedom of this skirt though. Yeah. You know, it's so freeing. Yes. You might make it more common. Yes. Although, you know, if you wear it outside, you're going to run into a bit of trouble. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:04 You know, it's going to fly. Well, Parliament's got kind of strict dress rules. So I probably wouldn't be allowed to. Are you working in Scottish style or no? No, no. I've still got underwear on, if that's what you mean. I can't believe you just asked our very sophisticated, professional journalist Harrison. Lloyd, if he's wearing undies or not. You've got to ask, they're to ask the hard-hitting questions.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Have you been here for the last five minutes? We're past that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Show up, Lloyd, thank you so much for being our roving, roaming, wet reporter. We love you. No worries. No worries. Catch you later.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I hope you enjoyed the podcast. That was our boss coming in to tell Harrison off for something he said in the intro of the show. off. And you? No. You didn't even tell me off. You told kids to have alcohol?
Starting point is 00:23:47 No, no, no, no. He didn't even mention it. That was pretty bad. No, no, no. I just said, shut them up. We're putting a neck pillow on them. That's fine. Yeah, yeah. No, I said shut them up. Comfort.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Get them pissed. Hey, you know how, honestly, we've talked about this too much on this podcast and on this show, and so we're trying not to talk about it. I don't think we should talk about it. No, we have to, because it's an update. At our workplace, there's a social club. It happens at a lot of workplaces. They pay a little bit of your celery.
Starting point is 00:24:10 They're going to talk about this in their little group. They're so mad at us. So I am part of the social club. Harrison and Steph always take the Mick a little bit. Not even out of the social club, but out of me for like going to the social club trying to make friends. It's a whole thing. Yes, social club group. We're not taking the mic out of the UK.
Starting point is 00:24:26 It was the fact that Sean goes a social club, but he doesn't go to any of them. The first one he goes to, we go to the movies and he misses the starpars. We're just set in a movie for a social club. That's what it was. That's what it was. And also the fact that Sean's going to a social club and to make friends, because that was the whole thing, and him having no friends. but he'd only ever hang out with one person
Starting point is 00:24:41 and that was padding. That's the thing. Anyway, we love the... Social club, I applied today to join the social club. There's got their knickers in a twist and they're always having a crack. And it's always, like, weirdly, it's it, me?
Starting point is 00:24:52 I'm in the social club. It's always, and I keep... Because we don't hate the social club. Because one person listens to this and then it spreads like whispers and then everyone thinks... So anyway... I don't like the spreading light whispers
Starting point is 00:25:04 that's going on around here. So, honestly, people keep coming out to me who run the social club, the committee's like, Sean, since you hate the social club so much and I'm like, I'm in the social club. No, you like that. Honestly, truthfully,
Starting point is 00:25:17 I've almost quit the social club because of how much, because they're pushing me away. They're pushing you away. They're pushing me away. They're leading us. So I thought I'd all the brunch. So they've come to me, honestly,
Starting point is 00:25:28 pretty much out of like, I don't know, spite maybe. And they've gone, Sean, how about you host the social club quiz night since you hate it so much? I love the social club. I was going to get the quiz night. I'm not, social club, I'm not coming at you, but even that's funny.
Starting point is 00:25:43 This is now just hosting it. I'm hosting it. Not sitting with the teams at the table, socialising, he's hosting it. Oh, you can't write this shit. It's insane. You'd think you'd get someone outside of the social club. I don't think they want you in the club, Sean. No.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Sean, can you host the quiz night? And I'm desperate to try and bridge this relationship that we somehow have a tatted relationship with the social club, of which I'm a loyal part. So I'm like, yeah, I actually love hosting quiz night. It's a lot of fun. I love it. So I was like, yeah, absolutely, I'll do it.
Starting point is 00:26:11 And so they were like, cool, cool as got approval for my boss and everything. Yeah, it's all good. And then today, one of the girls from the social club came up with me right before the show. I was like, hey, Sean, you're ready for the quiz night tonight? And I was like, yeah, yeah, already. And she goes, oh, just one thing. You've got to wear this. Oh, fuck off.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Oh, my God. It's punishment. So I'm holding up as a chicken outfit of a chicken costume from Look Sharp. And I said, oh, is it themed? And they go, no. She goes, just we thought it would be funny to get back at you because you talk so much about the social club. And I was like, I like the social club.
Starting point is 00:26:53 She's like, sorry, oh, this is just from the team. They just wanted you to wear it just because you take so much shit out of this. And I've like, and then I've realized in this moment, I don't think they're getting me to host it because they like me and think I'll be the best host at it. I think they're getting me to host it. To embarrass you. And they've given me a chicken outfit. Are you, not joking.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Are you going to pull out of hosting tonight? Are you actually going to stand on the stage in a chicken outfit and host a social club? No to both those questions. I'm going to host it. There's no fucking way I'm wearing a chicken outfit. I'm not wearing this. But I told her to give it to me
Starting point is 00:27:22 because I want to talk about it in the podcast outro. I feel tense. I'm not getting up there in that. No. They said to me that I was like, oh, I probably shouldn't say this. But I was like, oh yeah. Hold on, hold on. When you say you probably shouldn't say this,
Starting point is 00:27:36 are you sure you want to say this? Yeah, yeah, no, it'll be fine. The person who gave it to me, was like, oh yeah, they just think you should wear this. I was like, who? Oh, someone in the team. Who in the team wants me to wear a chicken costume? They wouldn't tell me.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Wow. You know, we thought it would be some funny chat about it because you hate the social club so much. I'm like, I've told you 10 times how much I love the social club. They think I hate the social club. There's like this narrative that I despise our social club. I'm in it. No one's listening to our radio show.
Starting point is 00:28:06 One person's listening to it and then like just talking to people. And now there's this chat in the building that Sean hates the social club. When I'm part of it, they can be a fucking chicken costume? Oh, that's not fair. Have you like, when this person gave you the costume? She's fucking insane. Did you explain all that? Were you like, there's this strange rumour that I, that I'm the person that hates it and I don't?
Starting point is 00:28:26 I've explained it to them seven times. Have you explained to the one person? Sounds like one person's got it out for you. Yeah, I've explained it to that person. Have you? Yeah, Steph was on the, Steph Witness makes fun. Oh, it's that person. I feel like you need to go back and talk to that person because that's like,
Starting point is 00:28:39 No, no, honestly. I've done it several times. And they're like, no, no, we hear you. We get it. It's just a gag. And then like a week later they go. So just because you hate the social club so much. But I'm like, I feel like clipping all the audio that I've ever said about it.
Starting point is 00:28:52 She was fucking crazy. Putting it into a special podcast. Booking a meeting room, sitting everyone down who runs a social club, and fucking playing it to them and going, hey guys, this is how much I like the social club. It's fucking crazy though. I've gone out of their way, talked about it, gone out of the way and go, hey, you go and get a costume from Look Sharp, bring it back and give it Like even that's like, fuck man.
Starting point is 00:29:11 Not great. Not great. So what are you going to do? I'm going to kill it hosting the quiz night tonight and pretend the checking out if it doesn't exist. I did ask it. She was like, because she said you don't have to wear it. And I said, no, I'll take it because I want to talk about it on my show. So I took it just for this moment.
Starting point is 00:29:25 I'm not going to wear it. I'm not going to react it okay when you were like, I'm not going to wear that. I actually, no. We need to talk to someone from the social club. Can we invite that person on? Oh yeah. I'm going to call her right now. Where's my phone?
Starting point is 00:29:39 No, the person that gave you the costume. Yeah, I'll call it right now. We don't want to spring on her. Nah, don't call it right now. Don't call her right. Why not? Why not? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:29:48 No, no, no. No, no, no. No, I think off here. She just gave me a chicken outfit. I know, just not the time. I know, but off here, I don't want to feel like, what's it springing on anybody. Yeah. Why not?
Starting point is 00:29:57 Throw a camera in the face. What's the deal with the chicken outfit? No, no, no, no, no. Nah, no. So we'll take this offline, but it's an interesting. It's not, because the reason we could call this person, because it's not from them. Anita gave it to me
Starting point is 00:30:08 who's like my friend in the social club she helps run up but she's not against me she's team Sean so when she gave it to me she was a little if you about giving it to me she was like
Starting point is 00:30:16 no she was like yeah by the way other people want you to wear this and I was like her and she was kind of feeling that but she was in between that so I think she would be the person
Starting point is 00:30:24 that was like that's like hey in between them oh they've all talked about you I feel like secondhand awkwardness she was fucked I signed up today I thought what am I going to do
Starting point is 00:30:35 next week I'm going to be doing another cuisine of a fucking turkey out. Fuck nose. Pull emoji. Oh, probably. Why have I signed up for this? Not good. They might make you ride a unicycle with a chicken out
Starting point is 00:30:46 but everyone throws fruit at you and say it's just fun. It's just fun here. It's just fun, man. Just because you hate the social club so much. You're like, I've joined. Holy shit. You're like, nah. This is crazy.
Starting point is 00:30:55 I love this saga. Yeah. This has been the best act we've done all year. Anyway, let's just say. I know. Let's just say that tonight will make or break whether I'm in the social club on that. I cannot wait. I might come out of it and go,
Starting point is 00:31:08 if someone else takes the piss out of me hating the social club or says it one more time, I think I've got a final straw. And if it happens once, if it happens once, I'm actually going to remove, I will do it tonight, but I'll pull out and I'll be like,
Starting point is 00:31:20 I'm just out. And then I will actively turn on the social club. You think I hate the social club? You didn't see shit. No, don't threaten them. I'll fucking bury the social club. I'll fucking bring the social club to the ground. Oh, here we go.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Here we go. They're going to listen to it. I'm going to turn this social club into the Hindenburg. I'm bringing it fucking down. This is called a joke. Oh shit. I think it's a joke. It's a joke just like the chicken outfit.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Real fucking funny. Oh my God. None of this is fake. This is all my life. Hey, um, social club, special shout out from Steph and I, big fans. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover.
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