The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #178: Sean did WHAT in a changing room!? 👀
Episode Date: November 3, 2025Monday vibes Bye Bye Simon Dallow ♫ ♪ Producer Nurse Sam saved someone! Callers tell us how they have saved lives…😱 Should we be getting ‘break-up’ leave? Sean’s... changing room mishap (& awkward shop apology)💦 Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos
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This is a podcast from Rover.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Hey, welcome to the podcast here to tell us what made this highlight compilation today
is our producer, the talented nurse, Sam.
Do you make an appearance, Sam?
Because I know you did save a life.
I actually do in this episode, Sean.
Oh, you've got to stick around for it.
Sam, literally saved a person's life.
She downplays it, very humble.
Yes.
We've actually looked into how to make you a, I thought we could make you a nice.
but turns out that's only for men, hashtag sexist.
We're going to make you a dame.
Oh, is that what they are?
Dame.
Dame, Sam, Nurse Sam.
Producer, Nurse Sam.
Dame, producer, Nurse Sam.
Yes.
That'll be exciting.
Anyway, today we have got a special song that you guys created.
Bye-bye Simon Delo.
Yeah, we did do a musical tribute to Simon Delo leaving the news.
Feel free to skip past that one.
Yeah, that's right at the start of the podcast.
So if you don't enjoy it, don't worry, stay tuned.
Yeah, could we get a time marker in there?
Next we've got, yeah, producer nurse Sam saved someone, followed up by some callers and they tell us some amazing stories about how they've also saved some lives.
Love that.
Pretty cool.
Does the part get in there about how I weed in the changing room?
It does.
I save that bit for last.
So before that we've got breakup leave.
We have a chat about that, you know, annual leave type things for breakups.
Oh yeah, that was interesting.
Hey, someone wanted to break up leave because they broke up with their partner and then.
take time of work.
Yeah.
That's an interesting chat.
All right.
Thanks Sam.
Well, that's all coming up
in today's podcast.
Enjoy.
Your Arvo's Head Harder
with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Sad news today for people
who are fans of the news
as it kind of breaches its decline
of live television.
Simon Dello has announced
that he will be leaving
one news after,
got 20 years?
Yeah.
Long time.
Yeah.
Yep.
It's one of those things that he,
oh gosh.
He is just a part of New Zealand culture.
You hear his voice, you see his face.
And, yeah, I mean, I personally don't watch the news,
but you see clips here and there.
He's been a big part of everyone's childhoods, I'm sure.
Like, personally, I haven't watched the news in over a decade.
Truly?
I'm sure my parents will be devastated.
That's the thing.
Like, truthfully, couldn't care less personally,
but there are some people out there who will cure a lot,
and I'd like to play them in this parody song that we've written.
We have written a song to the tune of Adele's Hello
about Simon Delo leaving the news.
Yeah.
It worked, Delo Hello.
In the song that we've spent way too long, honestly,
I will be playing the role of a Gen Zia who's never seen the...
I was about to say an episode of the news.
Yeah, well, that's what they'd call it.
Ever before, and they don't fully understand even why it's that relevant anymore
with the age of the internet.
And I'll be playing a boomer who's very attached to Simon Dello
and has watched him on my screen for about 20 years
and to be honest, has a slight attraction to him.
Okay.
Okay, this is called Dello.
Dello's off the news tonight.
And we've been practicing this a lot and we've not managed to nail it yet.
We've never nailed it.
So I stick with us, yeah.
Okay.
Good luck.
Good luck, Sean.
Good luck, Steph.
Thanks.
Dello, he's gone.
After being on the 6 p.m.
News for so long.
Wait, who's Dello?
Oh, like a TikTok guy.
Oh, is one news, like a podcast?
Oh, and do they stream it live?
No, it's free.
To air TV.
Never heard of it?
At 6pm each night, you'd say,
you're a good evening.
But why would you wait?
to six to know
When you could simply find out in literally seconds
If you just get out your phone
You Gen Z
You don't understand
But he does have a baddy smile
He's kind of hot
Seriously
Dallas off the news tonight
Chill have a vape, let's play Fortnite
It's Judy Bailey
All over again
It was our song
It was an ode to Simon Dello
The news reader who's leaving the news tonight
Despite none of us watching it anymore
But we wish you a lifetime of happiness
With all of your endeavours
That's what people say
Yeah and I can't wait to follow your
TikTok account where you review, I don't know, anything.
Anything.
Yeah.
Bakery pies or mecca products or something.
I do a really good avenue for him actually.
Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
Have you always wanted to be that person who in a crisis someone goes,
we need a medical professional and you can go, I am that medical professional.
Is it true that you witnessed that with one of our team members, Steph?
I did.
Now, this was Thursday night, and producer nurse Sam and I,
and a couple of our friends, went to the circus.
Surc de Saleh.
It's traveling in El Tiro at the moment.
It's on in Auckland for the next week, whatever.
And we went to opening night straight after the show.
Now, the reason we call her producer, Nurse Sam,
is because Sam used to work in radio, and then she took a break away from that,
and then went in Save Live. Lives as a nurse.
Wow, amazing stuff.
And we also lead on you quite heavily for our own personal medical process.
problems and I appreciate that.
Truly.
It's very helpful.
Yep, I love it.
It's great.
And so after nurse things...
You didn't seem sincere.
I think we annoy her a little bit with all the questions because they are daily.
But producer nurse Sam, worked as a nurse for a bit and then came back to radio.
But we still call her producer nurse.
Because she's still a qualified nurse?
No, it's just run out.
My certificate's just run out.
Ash.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like a registration, like a car.
That part of it's run out.
The knowledge forever.
The amount of expired food I buy for my local dairy, Sam.
I will take an expired to us.
Yes.
So here we are, waiting for the show to start.
We're in the outside auditorium, but the foyer.
And we're having a little drink and eating some nibbles.
And then I go, I'm not going to go to the other stall
and I'm going to go buy a different kind of drink.
So I'm walking over here.
And then in my line, I see an old lady who's just fallen over.
There's people crouched around her.
She's on her back.
And I'm like,
it must have just happened because I don't see any paramedics yet.
You know how they wear like dark green?
You can tell if someone's like an amber.
Oh, and those boots?
Steel caps.
And so I was like, oh, okay, there's no one here that seems like they know what they're doing.
So I know just the person.
And so I sprint over to where Sam is in her drinks line.
And I'm like, Sam, Sam!
She's like, did she want a drink?
I'm like, no, Sam.
No, put the drink down.
There's a medical emergency.
And she spread so, like, I've never seen anything quite so hot in all my life, actually.
She went from party mode, sucas mode, let's have some fun mode, to,
I am a medical professional.
Sam, did you, Sam?
And her face change, and she walks over, and she crouches down with this lady and all the people around her,
and then she just gets to action, Sam.
And you ask you all the questions, you're worried that she's having a stroke,
and you're, like, making her smile.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, one thing with strokes, obviously,
is you have that, like, unparallel droopiness of one side of the body.
Yeah, so getting them to smile is a good thing to do
to figure out if they're having a stroke.
Yeah, she was elderly.
She definitely needed help.
Yeah, did you take your pulse?
No, I didn't.
It's quite clear that she was alive still.
Exactly, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Sam, I wish I could have been there to experience this,
and I wish that for one time in my life,
I know I've got zero medical skills.
I don't even have a first aid certificate.
But I'd just love to be called on as a medical professional and be able to just do that and go,
guys, I've got this and save a human's life.
How does it feel?
Having that superpower.
It feels good.
Most of the time it feels good.
Obviously, that night didn't feel good.
I was in the drinks line.
Like, damn it, I lost my space.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
But it does feel cool sometimes.
You do get used to it.
How many times does it happen?
It happens reasonably, like, quite frequently.
maybe like once a month I'll come across something
where I'll be like oh should I go check if I should help
Wow that takes more than I thought
So humble you get used to it to saving like
Now my mum had this once
We were on a flight and my mum's a pharmacist
And it was like an air china flight
And they were going we need a medical professional
We need a medical professional
And after about an hour of them asking
Honestly my mum was like
Oh we'll just go see if I can help
Because like obviously she's not a doctor
But she's the next best thing
And it turns out this guy just had a headache
and the staff legally needed to ask a medical professional
to like tell them what to do
and she was like, give them some panadol
and they were like, okay, thanks for that.
Seems weird to not just be able to do that.
Yeah, yeah.
Interesting.
Maybe it was the thing with the e-China
and they were like, well, thank you so much.
We'd like to upgrade you to first class
for like saving this person's life.
And mum left us and went to first class
because she prescribed paracetamol to a guy.
She's a medical professional and a crisis, Sean.
Yeah, and she's, yeah, that's true.
That's incredible.
Where was Sam's upgrade at the circus?
I'll say I got no red carpet access.
You didn't get to meet the flying dwarf or anything.
Little person.
That's a little person.
A little person.
That wasn't a slur.
That was something that happens at Circus Allay.
There was a little person who's attached to balloons.
Yeah, truly.
As I say it, it sounds like I'm making fun of them.
That's just something that happens.
We would love to know, have you ever been the medical professional in a crisis?
You were like, that's me.
What was the situation? Where were you? What was the medical situation? Tell us everything.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
Monique, when did you get a chance to be an absolute hero, my friends?
It was about 15 years ago. I would have been like 16 at the time.
Mm-hmm.
And I was walking past the fish and chip shop and I seen this guy jump in his car and I was like,
and it just
I don't know
something just caught my attention
anyway he jolted
for like he started his car
and as he started the car
it jolted forward up over the curb
and he crashed into the fish and ship shop
but he didn't take his foot off the accelerator
it just like kept doing a burnout
and everyone sort of just panicked
and then I realized
like it looked like he couldn't breathe
so I rushed up
turn the key off
and he sort of fell out the car
and then I went to put him in the
recovery position and that's when I noticed
he was like changing color
and realized he was choking and I had
to put my fingers in his mouth and scoop
out a muscle like a half-eaten muscle
he'd just bought from the fish and chip shop
and then it turns out the cause
of it yeah he was actually
having a heart attack that's what caused him to start
choking on the muscle and everyone around just assumed he was
drunk it was actually the fish and chip shop owners that told me a few
weeks later what the cause was
and you were 16
But everyone just assumed he was a drink driver.
Manique, you're incredible.
That's unreal, mahi, mate.
Wow.
All right, let's go to Miranda in Cambridge.
Miranda, what did you do to save a life, mate?
You got called upon as a medical hero.
Yeah, so I had recently done my first aid suit three days before attending a very serious car accident between two vehicles.
One vehicle, the woman had smashed her pelvis, her knees were up by her ears,
and the other vehicle was upside down on the road.
There were two fatalities through that car.
There were two other injured people in the middle,
and then there were the two children in the back.
So we managed to try and give first aid to the woman in the first vehicle
and also keep the children calm in the back
until we could get them out of the vehicle
without compromising the other people.
So the young boy lost both his mum and dad,
and I spoke to him in the ambulance,
and I just reassured him that everything that could be done was being done,
but I am grateful that I never said to him that they would be okay.
So I think that training definitely helped keep everyone calm.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
This is a real deep.
That's amazing.
This is real deep.
Quite dark.
Quite dark.
We're looking for more like, oh, someone fell on the floor at the circus, but they were okay.
Oh, God.
Thank you, Miranda.
That was, like, amazing.
I couldn't, yeah.
Something's a quite dark, Steph.
How deep do you want to go?
Yeah, these are all really.
What about Jeff?
Let's finish up with Jeff in Toronto.
Okay.
God.
Jeff, does it end well, though?
Your story?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, no, I can't sort of beat those stories.
But, yeah, no, he, Tio survived.
And to this day, he still rings me once a year and celebrates his birthday.
So I think he's probably about 13 years now.
How did you save him?
But he's actually, he's probably in his late 70s.
How did you save him?
How did you say?
Jeff, what's the story yet?
Jeff, what's the story?
Oh, sorry, sorry, I'll start again then.
You're okay.
No, we were walking our dogs at the local dog park.
in Taranga and heard a commotion behind us.
And Tayo was lying prone on the ground having a heart attack
and no one not breathing, no one sort of knew what to do.
Quickly asked if anyone knew what to do, no, I wouldn't have a clue.
So my wife got on the phone and she rang the emergency services.
Got them out on speakerphone so they guided me through.
So I did mouth to mouth and CPR on them
and telling someone else what to do.
do until the paramedics arrived.
So, yeah, he was a personal friend.
So that was quite good.
But, yeah, I used to be a volley firefighter as well.
So there's loads of other stories.
But that one's personal to me.
Yeah, of course.
So he still rings me once.
That's incredible.
Yeah, and he's happy birthday.
Oh, they're all so many heroes.
Same in a life.
How do we pick a winner?
Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge
What are you saying?
Sean, I've got a big question for you.
Yeah, hit me.
If you were a boss, if you're a manager.
I am, I consider myself the manager.
You're not the boss or a manager.
I consider myself the manager of this radio show.
Sean's not the boss or a manager, right?
I think Sam's the boss or the manager.
She knows that she can't speak unless I give me permission to.
Because I'm in charge of this operation.
Sam, I give me permission to speak.
No, okay.
No, you're not the boss or a manager.
However, but now?
No, you're done.
You've used too much time.
My question is.
And that is how you lead, Steph, with authority and an iron fist.
This is not how you lead.
This is why you won't be the boss or a manager.
What is rubber?
But hypothetically, if you were, and someone came to you, Sean, and they were like,
hello boss slash manager.
Yeah, they have.
I am going through a breakup.
I really need some breakup leave.
Yeah.
What would you say?
Not a thing.
It's not a thing.
You can apply for holiday leave.
But you do need to put that in a month in advance, Steph, and I've told you about
that.
I'd actually love to get a few net leave days off you as well, because if you could pop those in.
Oh, can you imagine having you as a manager?
Ew!
Stop.
You'll be so annoying.
O you blink.
Can you pop them in please?
Oh, he blink.
Because the company's pushing me and I'm pushing you.
It's going to his head and it's a hypothetical.
And it is against the company, so I do need to get you to take those leave days.
Sorry, Sam, you can speak now if you want.
Too long.
Back to you, Sam.
Now, this is the same guy that says that when your pet dies, then you shouldn't have a day off to mourn.
So this is the same person, everybody, by the way.
I don't think you should have bereavement leave.
when your pet dies.
I think you should take a day off if you want to.
The story here is that Steph's dog passed,
which I was sad about for you.
My family dog is 16 years.
Steph took a whole week off.
Yeah.
Of bereavement leave.
Yeah.
And the only reason I say that's not,
that's probably quite crazy is because I was only allowed
three days when my grandma died.
And you got a week when your dog passed.
But you don't live with your grandma.
I lived with my brother.
Anyway, this isn't...
I actually did live with my grandma for two years there.
Okay, well, that's sad.
This isn't the question at hand, though.
The hypothetical is, should there be a thing called breakup leave?
Yeah.
It's when you've been through a relationship, it's come to its demise, and you go to your boss slash manager, and you're like, this isn't annual leave, this isn't bereavement leave, although it is the death of a love.
A lover.
But it's something else, and it's like, I just need a day.
I just need a day to, like, clear up my stuff out of their house or something like that.
Or I just need a day where I just go and lay at the beach and I do nothing and mourn this relationship.
Should there be breakup leave?
And so this comes out of America.
A Gen Z worker over in the States
wants it to be a thing at their workplace.
It's currently not.
And I'm like, it's called me thinking.
It should totally be a thing.
Why isn't it a thing?
If we're going to embrace breakup leave as a thing,
we need to set some parameters.
Because my first thought is I know some people
within our office even who might take the piss out of it.
Like I do think if you're in a relationship for like years,
say four or five years and you get out of it,
you guys live together, you know,
You're a shared house.
That is, you need time off.
Yeah, okay.
Because you're going to need to move out.
What about when you know, you know, when you fall in love, some people fall real hard, real fast.
What if it's like a four-month relationship?
That's what I'm saying.
I know some people in the office who would be milking it.
And I need break.
You can't be having breakup leave three times a year.
Why not?
Because it's not, it doesn't count.
Because then you're diminishing it when someone has it after five years.
Okay, so should we go one year?
Maybe one year is like a good compromise.
Two.
Two years.
Under 18 months then.
Sure.
18 months.
18 months seems like a good time period.
Okay, okay.
And how about, does it depend on who does the dumping?
Because I feel like if you're in a position where you've broken up with your significant other
after an 18 months and older, as a time frame,
then it's different than if you were brokenhearted and you were being dumped.
Yeah, you only get it if you've been broken up with.
Yeah.
One day, if you didn't live together, two days if you do live together.
I think three days if you live together.
Because it's a lot of admin.
You have to go and find someone's...
couch to sleep on for a room.
Let's go with the 18-month thing.
One and a half if you don't live together,
three if you do live together.
We should keep it simple.
Okay.
Okay.
Any other rules we need to get through?
People are texting in that as a business owner,
absolutely not.
We are struggling as it is how we're responsible for your relationship status.
I get that, Rochelle.
But a breaking of a heart,
is a sickness of the soul.
You know what?
I agree with Michelle.
Let's up it.
We're going three years.
Three years.
No, that's too long.
And you get a day and a half off.
We've settled it, gaville down.
Okay, yes, sir, yes, boss.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
What I'm calling a changing room debacle yesterday, Steph.
Tell us everything.
Oh my God, I'm literally on the edge of my seat.
I don't know the story, and I've waited all day to hear it.
You know, when you go to some stores and you're like,
this store's just way too cool for me, I probably shouldn't be here.
Oh, no, I don't go to the cool stores.
That's a smart move.
Yeah, I just avoid them.
That's smart thinking.
No, they'd see me walk in, and they'd be, they'd all stare at me being like,
why is she here?
And so I just avoid that.
That's how we all feel, but we all go anyway.
And then we just feel like that anxiously until we leave.
What did you do?
I went to, you know, Culture Kings?
No, see, this is the thing.
I've never been there.
I don't go to cool places.
Prodressing this ad, you're nodding.
You're like, I've been there, I've felt uncool.
Yeah, I just went there the other day to buy my 15-year-old hoodie.
Yeah.
I felt real uncool.
What's so cool about it?
Yeah, we play the picture.
It's like a street.
store, which is very
cool, and everyone there is
dressed like super expensive and super cool
and like this heavy hip-hop music blasting,
you're kind of walking around,
everyone's just like, a cool spot to hang out.
Okay.
And I'm just like a little out of place.
But it's got some clothes that I liked.
Okay, so I want to the changing room.
I find a couple of things that I feel like I could pull off
within the store, like some very nondescript
T-shirts and hoodies.
Go into the store.
I'm in the changing room, sorry, trying these things on.
and I reached into my bag.
I've got a tote bag that I kind of bring with me.
And I realize that my water bottle has spilt right through my tote bag.
So it's like, luckily for me, the tote bag is quite waterproof.
So it's kind of collecting.
It's pulled in the bottom of this bag.
I don't know what made me decide this was the correct move at the time.
But I just emptied the bag out onto the changing room floor.
Small changing room.
Wait, knowing that there was water in it.
But I thought it was only a little bit of water.
I was like, oh, it's just a little bit, but what do I do?
It's seeping through the bottom in the bag.
What kind of flooring is it?
Tile.
Oh, slippery.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone's going to slip over.
I put it in the corner.
Yeah, but no, you shouldn't load.
Not even, actually, if it was carpeted, you shouldn't be doing that.
What's the solution then?
Because it was dripping through my bag.
Like, I had to get rid of this water.
I think you, are you already, like, are you in the new clothes?
I'm half undressed.
Okay, you quickly.
There was no way I'm going to put clothes on, get out of this with this, my bag's dripping.
Really?
In my head, I was like, this is the solution.
I empty it out into the corner of the chamber.
I then realize more water is leaked than I thought.
And what it looks like, if you walked into that change area and said,
what's happened here, it looks like someone had urinated in the corner.
That's exactly what it looked like.
It was just enough water.
It was a wheeze volume of water.
You know what I'm talking about?
When you see a volume of water on the floor, you're like, that's wheeze.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was what it looked like.
In a really cool shop.
In a really cool shop.
And these changing rooms are small.
they're like dimly lit and they're tile and they're completely enclosed.
So it was like pooling in the corner.
I mean, I just quickly got out of this changing room and started to leave
and another guy walked straight in there.
And then the stavo, the staff kind of fussing around and I just left.
I was like, I can't deal with this.
Wait, you didn't tell them?
No, I was going to tell them.
Hey, by the way, my water bottle leaked in there, but it was just as overwhelmed.
No, Sean, you have to tell them.
I just left.
They thought that it was probably this weird guy.
Yeah.
And he just pissed in here.
Yeah.
And now he's like ran out of the store.
Yeah.
They definitely did think that.
Guess what?
I've got their number.
You have to tell them.
Okay, I'm going to give you two songs to take a breath
and just to pluck up the courage.
But you have to tell them.
We have to confess.
I really should.
You should and just explain that it wasn't we's.
We'll make great radio calling them and admitting that I did that.
All right.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
We'll call them next and confess up to what I've done.
Yeah.
And just see.
I want to know if they.
thought that someone peed in the changing room and that's what I'm interested in.
And also if they now display a picture of me in store for next time I come in.
Wanted.
Yeah, wanted poster.
Disgusting man who leaves whee's trails.
Yeah.
Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Now, if you missed it just before, I was talking about how I went to a store this weekend, quite a cool store.
It's called Culture Kings here in Auckland.
And I had a bit of a changing room mishap.
I was in the changing room.
My water bottle leaked right through my bag.
and for some reason I decided to empty it out onto the floor
and it looked like it was a one wheeze worth of water
in the corner of this tiled changing room
that was quite dimly lit.
And now, Steph, I panicked, I left the store,
someone else went in there, I heard a bit of commotion,
I just, I left.
Okay.
Didn't even buy the things I was meant to buy.
Okay, so I've got the number here of the exact store that you went to.
I feel like you need to explain yourself
because some person had to clean up your mess, Sean,
You should have never emptied a water bottle into a changing room with the tiled floor.
Well, once again, it had leaked through my bag, so I don't really have much of an option.
But what I should have done and said, hey, there's water in there.
And no, it's not urine.
Yeah, exactly.
That was on me to do.
I wonder if they actually...
Do you think they actually thought that someone pissed in there?
Absolutely.
That's what they thought.
Let's find out.
Hey, hey, mate, how are you?
This is Sean here.
I was at your store yesterday, Culture Kings.
And I was in one of the changing rooms.
and I should have said it at the time before I left,
but I had a bit of an accident.
My water bottle, sorry, my water bottle had a bit of an accident
and leaked in the changing room.
And it looked like someone might have peed in there.
And I panicked, and I should let you guys know,
but I panicked, and I just quickly left the store.
And I just wanted to, I apologize for not saying anything.
Say, was it an issue?
Were people talking about it?
And did anyone get hurt?
Yeah, there was a bit of an incident
where some of my staff members actually approached me
and actually thought it might have been like, like, wee?
Oh, really?
So, yeah, we actually, like, kind of blocked it off for a while
because we didn't know what kind of liquid it was in there.
So we were quite worried.
We were a little bit concerned about who actually did it.
So it was you, yeah?
Yeah, it was me.
But it was just water.
It wasn't wheeze.
Sorry, you're on the radio, by the way.
I hope that's okay.
No, dude.
I was just sorry
I got one of our newest
yeah
okay no worries
I got someone to clean it up
and we just didn't know what it was
okay it was water
for my water bottle
and I'm sorry I didn't come and tell you
oh my god
this is so embarrassing
okay it was just okay
no that's good to know
because I kind of got like
one of the newer staff members
that go and clean it up
oh my god
I was the result of
I was the reason for a bit of
workplace harassment
no
yeah
we just yeah
we didn't know what it was
so we just had to clean it up.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't realize you had to close the changing room for it.
Sean, you should have been the one to clean it up.
I should have you even apologize?
Yeah, okay, I'd like to apologise to Culture Kings in Auckland for...
Okay, well, thank you for your apology.
That's much appreciated.
Yeah, next time you can just come tell us, bro.
If you need to go toilet, we can show you the nearest school.
It wasn't.
It didn't weigh in there.
No worry.
I didn't weigh in there.
Honestly, thank God that's all it is,
because, you know, he's been spotted lurking outside the girl's changing room
before.
So luckily it was just a bit of a weeze.
That was one time at Glassins and I was waiting for my partner.
I thought she was in a change room, but she wasn't.
Right. Okay.
Thank you for calling.
Thank you for letting me know, though.
I feel much at ease that it was just water.
Okay.
Sorry, I know you're quite busy, but one last thing.
If I was to go back in there, do you think people would recognize?
Like, I don't have my photo up or anything.
Like, I'll be alright just to go away.
No, no, you're fine.
Okay, good.
Didn't put your photo up or anything.
Okay.
You'll be fine.
I thought you were about to ask for a discount.
No, I'll get asked for a discount.
Okay, I'm so sorry, sorry for wasting your time.
Thank you very much.
No, right.
Thank you.
Have a good day.
Sorry, cheers to you too.
Hi, thank you.
Oh, Sean.
Use my discount code.
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The Edge.
Hey, welcome to the podcast.
Outro, it's a little bit extra.
You know, if you finish the podcast, you're going,
go, I just want some more of these guys.
Sorry about the song.
Yeah, but I'd like take a moment to apologize about the song.
about the song.
I think we put a lot of work into it.
And at that point, it was just, we had to go here with it.
It was one of those ideas that I had this morning and I was like,
oh, Simon Dello's leaving the news.
Hey, imagine if there was a song that went like, Dallow.
And that's kind of the end of it.
And then I got to work and I was like, let's do this.
And then, yeah.
No, you know what, back it.
I actually thought it was not terrible.
I'll say, here's something.
I don't think it's the worst thing we've done on this show.
What would you say the worst thing we've done is?
Or I'd have to rack my brain for it, but I think there's definitely some things.
Do you remember when I had a game called Guess That Chip?
Yeah, I hated that game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So maybe that.
Yeah, and then he made us do guess that ice cream or ice block or something
because it was like the summer edition.
Yeah, bring that back.
It was just you licking an ice block.
Yeah, you had to guess what it was.
Yeah, it was a classic radio game.
So I went to a Halloween party on the weekend.
And I usually pried myself on dressing up for Halloween.
I get really prepared.
The thing with Halloween is you have a lot more fun with it.
if you like get on the, on your, what do you call it, T-MOOs and your L-E-Express is about a month out.
Because you know, you're going to give about a month for shipping.
So true.
But that's what you want to be.
You want to be on your T-Moos about a month away, finding a Halloween costume, buy it on T-Moo for like 40-50 bucks.
And then it all shows up and you get excited for Halloween.
And usually I do that.
I've gone on the past as UFC fighters.
I've gone as Natcho Libre.
And then this year I kind of, I did the rookie mistake of not having an outfit until
the day and then you go to look sharp and there's like lines around the store and you just end up
phoning it in and that's what I did I went as a cowboy which I think cowboy is the most phoned in
Halloween party up for ever it's the easiest thing there's no effort jeans t-shirt just chuck on a hat
and a gun you need some kind of spin you need like a cowboy who is insert spin here or um
it's just effort though isn't it it is thinking ahead and a lot of people like me we just we're not
think of a header is you know
And I get it.
I'm so with you.
Like I was at Look Sharp the morning of Halloween as well
because I was like, oh my God, I don't have anything for Rocco, my 18-month-old.
I was like, Candy goes out.
Like, everyone dresses up so cool.
So I was like, literally dropped him off late because we were frantically trying to find something.
Ended up at Look Sharp.
So many options.
I was like a little bit quite sick.
So I was like, I just wanted to leave as well.
So I was like, okay, just get a costume and get out of here.
But the thing I landed on, everything was half price as well, by the way.
It was like incredible.
On Halloween day.
The Halloween day, everything's 50% off.
And what I landed on was a giraffe headband with giraffe antlers and an ear.
Gere's.
And a giraffe bow tie and a giraffe tail.
And it cost me $2.
$4.4.4.4 price.
$2 half price.
And then I unpacked it.
The tail broke straight away.
It was that glue that you can tell it's like barely glue.
It's like fingers crossed the stays together and nothing does.
So the tail broke straight away.
He refused to wear the headband.
So I just forced this bow tie on him.
So he wore a giraffe bow tie.
What are you, Rocco? It's like, oh, I've got a bowtie on.
So lacklaster.
But I get to Kendi...
How did you go through the whole of Luke Sharp and settle on that?
I know.
I crumble under the pressure of buying things.
I'm overwhelmed by too much choice and then I just buy something stupid.
But I get to Kendi, no one's rest up.
So I'm like, damn, my kid's best taste.
Take the bow tie off him?
Yeah.
Go in there, buddy?
Yeah.
Good thing we didn't commit to Spider-Man.
Yeah, exactly.
No, we went everywhere.
We went to Kmart.
There was nothing left.
and then went to look sharp.
So when I say everywhere, we went to two places.
Well, that's everywhere.
I couldn't think of a third.
Well, I was thinking about the warehouse, but it's a little bit expensive.
The warehouse is quietly expensive.
It is.
Yeah, you think of it as being cheap because it's always cold in there, but it's not.
Yeah.
And the changing room is a bit breezy.
Wouldn't the warehouse benefit greatly from, like, a josh-up?
Like, remember when Kmart rebranded itself, like, a few years ago?
It wasn't, like, a full marketing.
Like, the logo was still the same.
But, like, it felt different.
It felt cool.
Yeah, the in-store, like, more modern.
Everyone's doing Kmart halls.
It's like, fuck yeah, look what I got on the weekend.
I went to fucking Kmart's the greatest place ever.
The Weirhouse just doesn't have that, and they need that.
I'm sure they've tried to do that over time because they would be smart too.
But something hasn't worked.
They need what Kmart's got.
They need that.
Look at my warehouse hall.
It's so sick.
Look what I got.
Maybe it's surprising.
They need an aesthetic uplift.
Because you walk into the warehouse and you can see the ceiling.
and all the industrial fans and shit.
And then you've got concrete floors.
It just feels cold.
Nothing homey about it.
It's all grey and...
Yeah.
Yeah, I think we should do this facelift the warehouse.
Yeah.
Make the wadi-fari great again.
Yeah.
Oh, you can even do the red hat.
Yeah.
What red hat?
I never mind.
What is it?
The red hat you wear every day.
The red hat that I wear?
Yeah.
Oh, the Trump one.
Yeah.
I get the joke.
For reference, don't wear a Trump hat.
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